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#195 - Ricardo Ruiz: Car Builds, Bad Luck, and Drifting Culture · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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So I was like double the horsepower, half the money,
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let's just go with this. The guy does not go to look get
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it until the morning car's gone. Dude, everybody's first crush
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was Lola Bunny. Everybody knows it from Space
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Jam. Oh, yeah, no, that's a rabbit.
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Carl, welcome back, everybody to another episode of the After
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Hours podcast. We have a special guest today,
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our good friend Ricardo Ruiz of Turn 14.
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And also pretty much any drifting media you've ever seen
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at Raceway Park, he's probably involved in because he's, he is
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always down there taking photos of all the drift cars hanging
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out at our booths. And he's just he's, he's always
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around. Ricardo's a great dude.
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He has a cell lady. I know that's a controversial
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topic in the S chassis world, but it is actually one of my
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more favorite silly D or examples of a silly D that I've
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seen. So we definitely dive into that
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right off the bat and we talk about how he got into cars, his
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military service and where he he is at today.
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So if you see Ricardo at the track, tell him, tell him what's
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Welcome everybody to the Fashion After Hours podcast.
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Malcolm ate a Doctor Pepper sausage from 7:11.
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That shit. Nasty motherfucker.
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Bro, what are you letting your employees eat here?
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That was tonight. We're here to bring you another
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episode tonight. We have another guest.
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We have our good friend Ricardo. Ricardo, you go by Ricardo,
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right? Yeah, it is Ricardo.
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More importantly, as a silly Oh, hold on.
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I gotta I gotta wrap this up. Gotta use protection.
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You brought you. He brought his own mic on it.
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Hey man, there's so many people on this podcast.
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I don't know who's yeah, who's doing what with this thing.
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Yeah, actually every podcast guest licks the mic.
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That's kind of it's, it's like for, it's for that reason.
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Yeah, dude, I have the same microphone at home.
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I can tell because it's a road one too.
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What do they call that condom? No, I have no idea what it's
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called. Mic.
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Cover. Probably something like that.
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I don't know. I think we need.
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That it can't be difficult? Fuck no.
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We do everything here raw, and I don't for a fact you do too.
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Now I'm just kidding. Whoa.
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Hey, whatever. Well, what's new, Ricardo?
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Not much, just that mic. Closer.
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All right, I'm cut. All ready, producers screaming.
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In the back. Nah, just hanging out chilling.
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Are you going to drift a car this year?
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I've been thinking about it, but it's so much money to.
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Just like one time. Probably one time I'll do like a
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private day. Yeah, well, no.
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Like when we do the private or whenever somebody does a private
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day or whatever, just never one. I never knew if you wanted to
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drift or not. I never asked you.
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I. Wanted to learn and just just to
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do it for fun, never to like do every event.
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Just pull it out of your back pocket whenever you're, you
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know, meet a New Girl. Hey, I know how to drift.
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No way. You're.
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Yeah, you, you. Got.
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Schemes. He's got a.
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It doesn't work like that anymore, Frankie.
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You've got a lady. Yes.
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Oh, so then the girls? That's a rough topic.
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Yeah, on this podcast. So you got a dude in the
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passenger seat? It's.
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It's a big 20. That's that bad.
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I mean. That was so good dude.
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Yeah, some people don't like that card, you know that?
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Yeah, I hear it a lot. OK.
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I was going to say like, how does you do you get that often
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or do people not say that to you?
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I often get more oh I like that one.
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It's it's period correct? Damn, that's like a it's not
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that bad or no, that's. For you, it's good.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Yeah. That's like Josh rage bait.
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Of course, Josh Sessions. Yeah, that's Josh is a famous
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line for. You.
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I mean, for you, it's all right. I mean that the he was the first
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to hit me with the period, correct?
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So I was. Like, OK, so it really is.
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That's how you know it's a like. I have another friend that has
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this lady and that's the only you 2 are the only two.
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His name's Wabi, but he's also retarded.
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Like he he the way he drives is totally not like Ricardo, but
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you guys's styling is two different.
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So lady. Well, his car's Ricardo's is
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very, very nice. Everything is put together.
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There's probably screws and everything Wabi's is is what
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would you describe Bobby's car? It's like barely a car.
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He's it's like not there anymore, but it's a so lady and
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it rips and has a Sr. and Wabi's a really good driver.
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So that's why people don't care about it as much that it's a so
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lady. I feel like.
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But since Ricardo's car, the main focus is the way that it
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looks, people see it's a so lady.
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And. They're like, EW me including.
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Yeah, I like his. Dude, but it was a pop up.
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You had pop ups before. They're literally on Ethan's
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car. Yep, it was a 94 chuki type XC
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before they made the cokie arrow.
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So. Yes, there is a video like a hot
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version video where they had a type X that or yeah of that trim
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where it was a chuki. It has like the half lights
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where they're like what makes. A chuki, A type X.
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It's just a package model. It comes like of the electronic
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climate control, stuff like that, just interior stuff.
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And it's gonna have a turbo. Yep, Turbo.
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Dude, that one, it's pretty good car.
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That one video of that Type X is like the two hatches.
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I don't know if this video or if I'm imagining it, but it was
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literally like a goldish 1 and a white one, and they were at
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Sukuba and they were so fast for what they were.
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One 80s, yeah, one 80s. It was just two cars.
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I think it was like Yoshio factory was one of them and the
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other one was. So you, you made your car so
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lady, Yes. I originally planned on buying a
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cell lady. Try to be nice to Ricardo now,
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Frankie. Look at you.
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Look at. Look at.
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Look at. You I originally planned on
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buying a cell 80, found out that they only made like 400 of them
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officially tried to track 1 down.
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I've only ever found evidence of two, which is the Fujimi one,
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which was used for the base for a model kit.
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And that's like one of the few photos that actually exists of
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it. And then there's another one
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that some guy just randomly driving inside Tama just left it
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bare stock. And that's the only sightings of
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two official. So the ladies.
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So the other ones are gone. Or never actually produced
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because all cars in Japan are made to order, so when they came
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out with the silly package, they probably never actually produced
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and they are just. Limited.
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Did you say all cars? But back then you would go to a
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dealership. Well, definitely that one, Yeah,
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I would assume. You'd go to a dealership, you
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fill out a form that had every option that you want out of the
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car. You just check it off and they
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priced it out for you like that and then they built it to that
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specification. OK.
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They used to be. They used to be sick.
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Imagine. Is different in Japan when it
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comes to car dealerships. Yeah, the dealerships are maybe
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have like 2 cars on display, if that.
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Yeah, they're like small buildings.
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Yeah. And like the parts department is
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also very weird. Like it's like you can't just
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walk in, you know, you can walk into a dealership here and just
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grab some. I don't think it is like that in
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Japan. Why not?
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I don't know. They have no room for it.
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Everything is like you have to order it and they'll let you
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know when it comes. In So you just buy a living
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room, put a car in the middle of it, and then you're a car
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dealership and then you put in that your order via the mail.
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It's like, it's like if GM here didn't have parts departments
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and they're just like, oh, we'll order from the factory, we'll
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let you know when it comes out. Yep.
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What? It's just strange.
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I don't know, I love Japan, but God, some things.
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Well, like a silly lady. No, you're just like, why is it
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so behind there? Oh yeah, certain things.
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It's really use fax To this day I.
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Don't know. Honestly, I'm down with that.
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The fax machine. Why?
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I don't know something about fax machines are like.
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Dude, fax machine. I used to love playing with the
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paper and like ripping the sides of it.
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That shit was fun. Yeah, well, I mean, once the
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Notes app was doing scans, it was kind of over.
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Yeah, I was like, OK, this is too easy now because I literally
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just take a photo and it's done. But it used to be like, oh, you
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need an app, then you got to send it to your e-mail.
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Then I was like, dude, what? Now it's too simple.
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But going back to this till 80. So you obviously like those
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cars. Yeah, so I actually do not like
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S chassis that much. I have no nostalgia for the car.
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I've always been a 86 guy and every 86 I had had pop ups and
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they always broke and I was like I don't want to deal with pop
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ups ever again. And the silly lady that the
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converted silly lady that I originally planned on purchasing
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got sold out from under me and I just like fuck it, they got my
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money right now just pick out the first one that I can find
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and I'll turn into a ciliated with the money I saved.
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OK, but you still ordered, you still got ACE, a 2A180, So what
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made you want to do that instead of getting a Corolla?
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Yeah, because you technically could have imported a Corolla I
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never thought about. That are they even over there?
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They're probably destroyed. No, I'm not.
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So originally I did. I was looking for a Corolla at
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the time. I was.
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I had no car at the time because I was overseas in Afghanistan.
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I was just like I need a car. I'm coming back in a few months.
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Let me look what's online. I found one.
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It was 22 K fully built by tech arts Oh wow.
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Which if you guys don't know they are the 86 guys.
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They built Drift the Drift Kings, KHSU Chia's car.
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They do a lot of ITV stuff in there.
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They built another car that for another friend of mine, which
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was sick. They sound sick, every single
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one of them. And they're like, I feel like
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you're kind of like a tech art if you were.
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Yo, bring that shit up, Malcolm, come on, do something T.
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ECART do something aside from eating Doctor Pepper Chaboying
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dude, come on. This guy's just in here.
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He was good. I'm going to.
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I kind of want to try, but at the same time I don't want to
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have a stomach ache. I put you on you.
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Definitely got me a snack from 711 right?
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Here's the tech Rae A6. Damn, that's.
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Great. Yeah, that's cool.
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And that shit looks sick. Malcolm, you want a beer?
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It's like. Yeah, tiny shop, they can maybe
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fit 8 cars and they're all stacked on top of each other.
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Body making shop? So is it a Body Shop primarily
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or do they do engine? Stuff no, they all mostly engine
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stuff like the the one with the green hood, that's KG Sushi is
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that's probably the most famous car that they have.
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Yeah, yeah. That's, I believe that's their
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shop. What is dude?
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No, the N 2, the N2 car, the green hood is is the good luck
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hood. Is that a thing?
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I don't know, I don't remember. I think he just fox with the
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green, yeah. He's like grey suits, green and
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everything. He was the only one with the
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green hood. I thought there was another one.
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I don't, that must be the one I'm thinking of.
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But I originally was planning on buying one of their cars fully
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built. Wow, 7AG E which is like a a
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Frankenstein engine uses the 7AG bottom and the four AG top.
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Makes makes 30 horsepower. Probably that sounds it's just
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to get up to like about 10,000 RPM.
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That's cool. Seven AGS good, that'll give you
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like over 200. I probably really dude NA two
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you should probably say. But I originally planned on
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buying that it was a 11 front end coupe. 11 is the one you
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want because it doesn't have pop ups.
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OK, I see what you're doing here.
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Yep. I gave them the deposit of the
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22 K, they went to go buy it and said they sold it two days
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before the money was transferred.
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So you bought a nice ass 180? It's all right, but like at the
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time I was like, I'm not going to find another 88 six like
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this. They don't have any more in
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stock that's 22K. Or I could just look for another
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car and S chassis at the time were 10K.
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Yeah. So I was like double the
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horsepower, half the money, let's just go with.
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This So you really did not like that car that much?
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I'd like them, but I didn't like they weren't my first choice.
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That's so interesting. It's like I I grew up playing
15:44
like video games like need for speed and stuff and you'd always
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get like the option of the S chassis in the E86I.
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The first one I played was Underground 2.
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They had a Corolla in that game, yeah.
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Really every game they had. It's always like a beginning.
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It's always like the beginning car.
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But they also had like a Sentra, no?
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It was like a Mazda. Yeah, something MX5 or
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something. Yeah, I remember that.
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But I'd like the first time I played the game I picked a 240SX
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because it was the fastest of the the first cars you get.
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And I like playing the street X which is just tiny maps like
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tiny tracks, all cornering and the 86 would always just kick my
16:21
ass. In every one of those races I
16:22
was just like, what is this tiny little car?
16:25
Now can you bring up the A 86 from a Need for Speed game?
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Need for speed underground too. I just.
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Want to see it That shit was. Fun that must.
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Have been one of those cars, you know, like you have the cars
16:33
that you never select. That was mine.
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I did not like any of those cars.
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I was. I would pick all the Hondas
16:39
every time. Damn.
16:42
Dude, you know the trick for this game?
16:44
There was like eventually there was like this cloud meter on the
16:49
right or like it wasn't like a cloud meter is like it was like
16:52
as you, the more shit you had on your car, the more stars you had
16:56
and it would unlock like a bunch of different other shit.
16:59
But I don't know why, but it reminds me of how some people
17:04
are when they build their car today.
17:07
Just add shit. I'm like, yo, that guy's
17:09
reputation. Meters got to be through the
17:12
roof. That's 100% accurate.
17:14
People just throw shit on their car.
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Till no end. Yeah, it's cool.
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But like that it just reminds you of this game every single
17:20
time because it was the pretty much like the last game.
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I remember that being a thing. Yeah, I had like, dude, I feel
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like this game is pretty advanced, dude.
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Do you know what I do? You know what I did to get
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around that? Bro?
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17:38
color under stack of the car. Yeah, and just stack them beyond
17:42
content. Some of these are cool looking,
17:44
yeah. You make cool cars and.
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Yeah, customizing was like out of this world for that.
17:48
Game, right? That's how I felt.
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You just get like a bunch. Of yeah, we wait Malcolm, right
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there to your left where your mouse is right to one more the
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neon, even the customizing. Was through the roof.
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Even the neons in that game look better than the LED lights
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people are putting on their cars right now.
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Dude, I this is the way that I wanted like my cars.
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There's like cool body kits in the game that were not that, but
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I this this game shaped a lot of us dude.
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Oh it. Definitely did for me.
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Like look at all the pictures, they all have wings.
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That's literally my wing on my car right now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one.
20:08
Oh my God, look at that one, bro.
20:10
That's too much. That's literally my eye
20:11
yesterday. It's like a mellow yelling.
20:13
What is it? Mellow Yellow?
20:14
Yeah, that thing is sweet. That was 1.
20:19
Of the first cars you can get right?
20:21
Yeah. I think so.
20:22
God, that's heinous. You could put a wide body kit
20:25
onto. The game I just got blitz O
20:26
threes on it. I think that's fake dude and
20:28
modalista. I think that's fake headlights.
20:33
I'd be mod. There's a bunch of mods.
20:34
For these, I think they had an IS300 in this, did they not?
20:38
We got to get with this game. Do we have this game here,
20:39
Malcolm? I don't know, I think it's
20:42
outside. Seb might have brought it here.
20:45
Oh. They did.
20:46
They did. They did.
20:47
They did. Yeah.
20:48
Look at the third one. That's literally my V, Yeah.
20:50
Yeah, that's literally your car. What the fuck?
20:53
Oh, now we know where you copied it from.
20:54
Hell yeah, I actually have not seen this.
20:57
This is sick. I.
20:57
Like the one look at that top speed.
20:59
Top speed terrible. Yeah, if you to.
21:02
Down and then to the left one. That to the right one?
21:05
Yeah, that one that looks like shit but also kind of looks like
21:09
my car. That's how I remember the game
21:11
looking. No, I don't go down.
21:13
No, come to that. Dude that song by Chingy I do
21:18
that was a good song. Do that looks terrible.
21:24
I love it. We should never go back to that.
21:28
What other games you play, Ricardo?
21:31
Oh, those are the racing hearts. Oh my God, look how good that
21:33
looks. I wasn't really much into the
21:36
racing games back then like this.
21:37
I just had because it was like one of those things like, oh,
21:39
your parents just buy you whatever.
21:40
This is cheap. So they wanted you to like cars?
21:43
Nah. I mean, like, I grew up around
21:44
cars, but like, like my dad's a Chevy guy, just grew up with
21:48
that. Stuff.
21:49
So no. What does Chevy make?
21:53
Firebird. Yeah, no Firebirds for you or
21:56
anything. GMT800 turbo step side single
22:00
cab. Much, much to my dad's
22:02
disappointment, I never got into Chevy's.
22:05
So do you think the reason you got into Japanese cars is just
22:08
because of these video games or was there something?
22:10
Oh yeah. Definitely because of these
22:11
video games. It's like I bought the 86 and
22:14
then I used to go up to Arimango in Philly.
22:18
The. Is that that road that people be
22:21
talking about? I don't know if we skipped over
22:23
that part, but you had an 86 here, yeah.
22:26
I had two eight sixes. I had a.
22:29
So why do you need to buy a Japanese one?
22:30
Well, I just got rid of. Them.
22:31
Oh, you got, you got rid of them.
22:33
That's right. That's right.
22:33
That's a long time ago, I had a a panda hatch which I blew the
22:39
engine on because the timing belt snapped when I was on the
22:42
highway and then I decided to do a 20 valve swap into that.
22:48
No idea what I was doing. Kid.
22:50
Like right out of high school had no money.
22:52
Ended up never finishing that because I had no money to finish
22:54
it. Found a a pop up coupe for
22:59
$400.00. Oh my God you picked that up?
23:02
And that was just daily. It's automatic, but it was great
23:05
car. Wow, so they were cheap?
23:08
Dude, there was one. I'm so pissed because I didn't
23:12
have money at the right time it sounds.
23:13
Like they were cheaper than two 40s though.
23:15
No. Oh well, yeah, yeah.
23:17
A little bit if you can get them well, you can get them for like
23:20
the first one I got for like 3600, but that had like Watts on
23:25
it, the full JDM bumpers, the full Trueno stuff.
23:29
Don't forget too that the dollar was also like dude back then
23:32
like you could probably walk into a dealer and buy a new car
23:35
for like 25 grand. Oh yeah, 100%.
23:37
So like that three grand that's. 20 grand you could.
23:40
You got to think like that percentage of that car, that 3
23:43
grand pretty decent 'cause when I was going to college, which
23:46
was probably what year did you have your AE80 sixes?
23:49
My first one I got in O 7. Yeah, so years down, 5-6 years
23:56
down, 2015, there was an AE86 for sale in our college town.
24:03
It was like somebody's like neighbor and he bought it for
24:05
like 4 grand. It was agents red kind of rotted
24:09
out now that I think about it. And then you know what, that was
24:13
the first time that I ever was like, I don't like these cause
24:18
and all it took for me was to do that for one thing where you
24:21
like grab the door and I was like, why is this door so long?
24:25
Oh yeah. Dude they're long ass doors.
24:27
I hate it. That made me.
24:29
That turned me off the car immediately.
24:31
See, I came from Monte Carlo's. Oh hell.
24:34
No. So those doors.
24:35
Are, but the car itself is long as shit.
24:38
Yeah, so it's like to. Me, the 8/6 had like a tiny ass
24:42
door compared to the Monte Carlo.
24:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like my dad, you know, my mom's
24:46
car was a Monte Carlo and that I would always, like, ride around
24:50
that thing when I would run errands and stuff.
24:52
So I'm used to that whale. Yeah, fuck that.
24:56
Dude, I would love me like a whale vehicle, I thought.
24:59
You. So that was like a different
25:00
route with that. You're horny, bro.
25:04
Relax. You're going to have to settle
25:06
down. As a third joke you made this
25:08
night. Insane.
25:09
All right. Yes, Sir.
25:10
Yes, Sir. Yes, later.
25:13
At Chili's but so I used to go out to Aramango back in the.
25:18
Day, Yeah. What is that?
25:20
It's a street in like. As a togay of PA, yeah.
25:25
What is he? He's.
25:26
Referring to it as it sounds so aloof I need to know.
25:29
What it is essentially where we used to street race in Phil.
25:33
It is a so I'll meet you at the Aeromingo.
25:36
So me and my best friend who had a a fox body at the time, we
25:39
would always go out there with our boys.
25:41
They had like E GS and stuff and.
25:45
Slowy shit all all. Every single one of us are slow.
25:48
Like my my 8/6 was ASR 5. So it was just the four AC.
25:53
OK, the the Mustang was 2.3. Yeah.
25:57
I mean, it's the fox body, the old.
26:00
What? What is it?
26:01
A 4 cylinder I. Think so.
26:03
What the fuck? Wait, the three AC, what did
26:06
what did they say they called that like who did we have on
26:12
here that had a 80 sixes and they call it a Punto ocho was
26:17
that? Was it Hector?
26:18
It was definitely. Hector.
26:19
Yeah, fuck is it? Is that what it's called?
26:22
Is it 3 TCA? 38?
26:24
What? What is it 3 TC?
26:26
Is that a Punta Ocho? I don't fucking know anything
26:28
about these cars. I'd never call it that.
26:30
Like, but is that what is that? Like hypothetically on the
26:33
street, that would be what it's called.
26:35
I don't know what they call it because everyone back then used
26:37
to call me Takumi because my I'm so panda and I have no clue who.
26:41
That dude and you didn't? Have any idea who it was?
26:43
No. Idea dude, you look just like
26:45
him and shit. It's like I'm I'm like an anime
26:48
kid but I had never watched Initial D.
26:50
So you're an anime kid, You have a Corolla, You have no idea what
26:54
Initial D is. Nope, that's.
26:56
Fucking what? Exposed you to it?
26:58
Them calling you Takumi or whatever.
27:00
Yeah, 'cause my car looked exactly like the the Fujiwara 86
27:04
someone mate, same wheels, same fucking kit, everything.
27:08
And like they just kept calling me that and I'm like who the
27:10
fuck are you guys talking about? You.
27:12
You. Definitely knew bro, no clue.
27:16
Because like I grew up watching like Mecca anime and Dragon Ball
27:19
ZI didn't. I wasn't like into cars like
27:22
that. What is Mecca anime like Gundam.
27:25
Like like structural. Mechanical.
27:27
Giant. Mechanical.
27:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it's.
27:29
One time you don't know this, but one time I went to a.
27:34
What would you call that? The store we were at.
27:36
Oh. Gundam Planet, where I took.
27:38
I went with him. Yep, you probably fuck with
27:41
that. This shit was crazy.
27:42
Yeah, it looks nuts when you are up close.
27:44
To the some shit gets a little weird yeah yeah you go in
27:46
certain corners and you're like why is there big ass titties on
27:49
this Asian what is this but then you go in another.
27:51
Some of them are built like that.
27:53
You just, you know. Not all of them.
27:56
Not most of them. Why is why does this Gundam have
27:59
a huge schlong? Yeah, the Gundam shit is kind of
28:02
cool though. Yeah, I learned a lot about
28:04
Gundams that day. Dude, I'm those shows are, I
28:13
thought for the longest time that Gundam and all them stuff
28:16
was like my previous generation shit because like you remember
28:19
Josh Revgasm, he likes the stuff that my uncle liked.
28:24
So when we were talking about him, he was like the things that
28:27
the robots and stuff that he would talk about are like, not
28:29
Gundam, but prior to Gundam there was Voltron and shit.
28:33
What the fuck is a Voltron? You know that.
28:35
Voltron is like a it's another old anime.
28:37
It's like 5 lions that turn into a robot.
28:39
Way older and not way older. I don't know anything about it.
28:43
Gundam's older. Gundam is older.
28:45
Yeah, Gundam came. The original Gundam came out in
28:48
79, but it didn't come to America to like 90 something.
28:53
Voltron came to America before it.
28:55
And Voltron. Japanese.
28:56
Yeah, all of this stuff is, I feel like, but Voltron, I don't
28:59
know why Power Rangers. Why would you want Voltron?
29:01
No. Way is he so Power Rangers in
29:04
Japan is called Super Sentai, what we know as the Super.
29:07
Hentai. Whoa.
29:10
Super Sentai. It's the fourth. 1/5 I said
29:12
cities before. That's crazy.
29:14
But what we know as the first Power Rangers was about the 25th
29:18
Power Ranger for Japan, like the the dinosaurs and stuff.
29:22
That was like the 5th, 25th generation of Power Rangers for
29:24
them. Dude I just remember seeing like
29:26
an episode of Power Rangers in Japanese and I was like what the
29:28
fuck is this shit I didn't realize.
29:30
What I was? They got me with the Toys-R-Us
29:33
ads right away. I didn't watch any Power Rangers
29:36
actually. Oh, I was a big power.
29:37
Ranger, you had to buy the tapes.
29:38
I would be buying the tapes. I watch it on TVI.
29:41
Would never catch it on. TVI mean, that was when we were
29:43
growing up. I was on Yeah, right before
29:45
school. Damn.
29:46
Saturday morning. Yep, I needed to buy the tapes
29:50
and like I would get a lot of the tapes from my other cousins
29:53
but do the Power Rangers little. What the?
29:57
Fuck, wasn't that show kind of racist in America?
30:00
What for What? They they like made the yellow
30:03
Ranger Asian and the black Ranger.
30:05
Black, right? And the Pink Ranger was a chip.
30:07
Malcolm like the first generation of the US Power
30:11
Rangers, not not the like other ones.
30:13
Red, it's like just like the most white dude.
30:15
It's literally like our our one friend Ethan Wicker, who just
30:18
looks like an American dude. This guy just looks like a full
30:22
blown American dude. The Pink Ranger was a cute white
30:25
girl in that. Everyone's first crush.
30:28
Yeah. Look the Asian one is yellow,
30:31
that's crazy. The black 1 is.
30:33
That's crazy dude. They got they.
30:36
Do that the IT just so happened like originally.
30:39
Oh, it just so happened. Stop.
30:40
No, no, like the original, like in the pilots, the the yellow
30:44
Ranger was I think she I can't remember, she was black or
30:48
white. It was a different.
30:49
Yeah, what about this one? Explain this like.
30:51
There was like. Oh yeah, yeah.
30:52
See, I kind of remember this more.
30:55
Yeah. You remember that dude on the
30:58
bottom in the white? I know that's her.
31:01
Name Kimberly? Is that her name Malcolm?
31:04
See if you can fight 'cause if I remember that, that's fucking
31:06
insane. Yeah, Pink Rangers, Kimberly.
31:10
That's her. Oh my God, I remembered her
31:12
name. I can't.
31:13
I can't name any of them. The other ones.
31:14
Oh, Jason. Oh, they're you're talking about
31:15
their name in the show. Yeah, Jason, I remember that
31:19
guy. Yeah.
31:19
I don't know any of these guys. Jason, we need help.
31:23
I literally just played with the toys and the action figures and
31:27
watched the movie and that was it.
31:29
I don't remember a lot about it. When I got the mega megazord.
31:33
Best day of my life. Oh yeah, dude.
31:36
That was the best day of my fucking life as a child.
31:38
I remember that day. There was like, you see the
31:40
thing they're holding in that picture, Malcolm?
31:43
Like where they're all holding it, that one.
31:46
Oh yeah, those things. Yeah, I had like there was a
31:49
point in time where on some trauma shit, everyone in my
31:53
class had that shit and like I did not.
31:58
That pissed me off royally. Yeah.
32:01
I probably am. That is hilarious, dude, but I
32:04
I'm just going to go buy that right now, I think.
32:06
What's going on is they're just replacing the actors because the
32:09
show probably went on for a while.
32:10
Yeah, You know what I mean? Like the black dude and the
32:12
Asian girl. What came first, though?
32:14
This was the original cast. It was yeah, OK, so they were
32:17
probably like, yeah, we can't just keep putting Asian women
32:19
and yeah, they probably like, we got to change that up.
32:23
I really didn't like that one guy though.
32:25
The the the white Ranger or the green one in?
32:28
There, Tommy. Yeah, he was.
32:31
Yeah, he's a villain. He.
32:32
Looks like a Dick head He. Started off as a villain, then
32:33
he joined them and then did MMA and then.
32:36
Oh, really? Yeah.
32:38
Oh yeah. Some of these people were
32:39
actually, like into that shit because they had to act like
32:43
they knew what fucking. I don't know what the fuck you
32:46
call that shit karate. What kind of job ads do you
32:49
think were up up for some dudes who were amateur MMA fighters?
32:53
This would be good. Or like gymnasts.
32:55
Yes dude, a lot of people were stunt drivers and actors are
33:00
gymnasts. A lot of Drifters right now, if
33:03
they're not drifting, they're fucking stunt driver.
33:05
Yeah, stunt driver, dude, I would stunt Dr. the hell out of
33:08
something. Yeah, but you have to go to
33:10
school for that, I think, and I cannot afford that.
33:12
You a Power Rangers guy, Malcolm?
33:15
No. Had a feeling.
33:17
Had a feeling. What did you what what, what did
33:20
you play with like as a child? Hey, yeah, that's 6.
33:28
We're talking about childhood, child.
33:30
I was outside a lot. Oh, you was.
33:33
I was outside. But then 4th grade is when I got
33:39
into like wrestling, just like when I got into like action
33:43
figures. Like, that's heroin.
33:46
What, You wrestled? No, like WWE wrestling.
33:48
Oh, I thought you were talking about like, like this kind of
33:51
wrestling like. Fucking.
33:53
Like fucking. Only.
33:55
Only Carl ask you a question, then talk over to your entire
33:58
Yeah. No what?
33:59
Take the. Floor *** Go ahead.
34:00
I don't. Know what?
34:04
Wait, so you wrestled? No, that's like if you want to
34:07
talk about action figures or stuff like that.
34:09
Like it was 4th grade, I got into wrestling action.
34:11
Figures. Oh, like WWE?
34:13
Yeah, that's the only thing I got like addicted to watching at
34:16
that young of age. But before that I was just
34:18
playing outside. Are you into WWE?
34:21
For a little bit. Who's who's the who's the rest?
34:24
Fucking who's some of the people in there?
34:25
I'm trying to think. Of dude, I'm not into any of
34:27
that. I was never into any of that
34:29
shit but with some of my cousins.
34:29
I feel like you would have. I'm so not into that.
34:33
I don't think that you would like it.
34:35
My my cousins who were into it and I'd just go over there and
34:37
they'd be like. Oh, we're going to pay-per-view.
34:39
Yeah. All of them bro, all like yo,
34:42
we're going to watch. I was like, can I go?
34:44
Home dude. My older cousins would want to
34:45
go see it. Like, go on, Madison.
34:47
Square Garden one time to a wrestling.
34:49
I was like 6. My uncle brought me to 1.
34:51
I thought I was sick. I seen Trish Stratus's tits I.
34:53
Was like fuck. That's one.
34:56
You should have seen a dude as a six year old boy.
35:00
I was. Like damn I I didn't.
35:02
Get to go to like a legit one. I went to one in like a fucking
35:04
school auditorium where they like just a bunch of old dudes
35:08
it's. Cool too.
35:09
I mean, it was entertaining. I don't know how old I was.
35:11
I don't know where I was either, but I remember doing that.
35:14
I. Was like what the fuck?
35:15
Dude my friends used to do that shit in their backyards though.
35:18
Like the town over. They used to like dress up and
35:20
like do this in the backyards. I was like also not into that.
35:23
That sounds fun. It was fun for them.
35:26
It's. I'm already doing the thing that
35:27
I was going to say that I'm going to try not to.
35:29
I've been trying not to do No, no, no, like no belittle someone
35:34
the they enjoy. No, yeah, belittle someone
35:37
because they're enjoying it or they're trying hard at.
35:39
Oh, I see. What?
35:40
You're saying? Yeah, I mean.
35:42
No, I mean they had fun, trust me.
35:43
Like. Yeah, I got friends that's still
35:44
into that. They love it.
35:46
It's not for me, but. I know, but I feel like as a kid
35:49
I was so quick to be like that shit is gay.
35:51
Yeah. I probably said the same thing
35:54
in my head for sure. But like, I just think, yeah,
35:58
because now some of those kids are dead, right?
36:01
Like some, some of those kids are dead.
36:03
Yeah, for some reason. Everything I've done in this pod
36:06
bad. No like.
36:07
Not that bad anymore. Like some of those kids in that
36:10
friend group, in that friend group, some, some took their
36:14
lives, some lost their lives because of the reasons.
36:18
And I think back sometimes and I go, I thought that friend group
36:21
was kind of fucked up when I was growing up.
36:23
Like I thought they were all into drugs and shit.
36:24
And then looking back at it, I was like, that friend group had
36:27
the most fun out of anyone I can remember.
36:30
Like they would be wrestling and shit in their backyards.
36:32
They'd be like having concerts and shit in backyards like they
36:35
were living life. Dude, because they were not
36:37
caring. Yeah, about what other people
36:40
thought. Genuinely, they were actually
36:42
not caring what other people thought. 100% like Ricardo with
36:45
this lady. Yeah, bringing her back.
36:47
How about that? There we go, bringing her back.
36:49
So no but like. That is true.
36:52
No dude, I don't know why the fuck I grew up like that.
36:55
I feel like it's stunted my growth for a long time as a
36:59
person because I was like that. I was like.
37:04
That I mean, I still don't think like if you.
37:05
Put me back in that time. I'd be like, yeah, suit me up.
37:08
I'm going to go, no, I'm not going to do.
37:09
It then I think I would. I think I would tell my yourself
37:12
to go find some other friends or some shit because you don't fit
37:15
in here, but that doesn't mean that they.
37:17
Watching it, you can watch it and go hang out with everyone.
37:19
Watch it. They shouldn't they, They
37:22
shouldn't feel weird. Yeah, For me being there and
37:26
like they should have continue to have their fun if they
37:28
believe in that. So you had this.
37:29
We had wrestling friends too that weren't in this.
37:31
Shit, I feel like everybody fucking did.
37:32
Dude, I'm just making sure that shit.
37:33
Was so big when we were growing up.
37:35
Right. And it was called WWF when I was
37:37
in it. I didn't know it as WWE.
37:41
When is WWEI was already out of it already.
37:43
I was like, this is I can't do this.
37:46
The Rock and. They're watching like smack down
37:48
Raw or whatever. They're like, what a weird name.
37:51
Dude, Trish Stratus, first childhood crush.
37:53
I don't give a fuck about any of the Power Rangers.
37:55
Bro. It was Trish Stratus when I was
37:57
at Madison Square Garden as a child.
37:59
It. Was your first crush, Don't give
38:01
me no weird shit. No, it's probably.
38:03
Kimberly yeah, I'm thinking the same thing.
38:05
Yeah, it was probably. Everyone in our age, that was
38:07
their first crush, yeah. Don't give me no he.
38:10
Said he was an anime so I don't. He was a bad thing.
38:12
I didn't. Know where we were going.
38:13
Dude, everybody's first crush was Lola Bunny.
38:15
Everybody knows it from Space Jam.
38:17
Oh yeah, no, that's a fucking rabbit, Carl.
38:21
Dude, you're tongue. You you like the you like the
38:23
Porsche from cars. No I don't.
38:26
What are you talking about? The fuck that was you bitch,
38:28
that was. Carl, I never saw the.
38:31
Movie dude no, there was AI just.
38:34
Bring up Lola. Yeah, there was a meme like
38:37
somewhere floating around where somebody, I don't know, did
38:39
somebody comment? You said you said it last time.
38:41
Somebody said something and they're like dog the shit out of
38:44
that Porsche from cars. That's the funniest.
38:47
Thing ever. That's how people get into
38:49
hentai porn. I don't think that that's like a
38:52
the entry drug. You'll be watching that,
38:56
Ricardo. Give me a minute.
38:56
I'm trying to. That's a crazy.
38:57
Question. Do not feel obligated to tell us
39:02
the answer to that. He said yeah.
39:04
He like, nodded. Yeah, for those of you who
39:06
aren't watching it. He nodded.
39:07
Super. Yeah.
39:08
I mean, this is Lola Bunny in Space Jam.
39:11
She's kind of bad. Bro she.
39:17
She looks kind of slutty, I'm not going to lie to you.
39:19
Deeply cynical creation. Damn bro.
39:24
I was just watching this as a kid, like I don't really care.
39:27
Like a devil. Look at the knees up, Malcolm
39:29
over there on the left, looks like Ariana Grande.
39:31
Go over, down, right down. This is very dangerous
39:36
territory. We're walking.
39:37
Look. Up Ariana Grande on the album
39:39
cover where she's on the chair. That's the same fucking shit.
39:42
Dude, yeah, you have a problem. Oh, what?
39:45
Oh yeah. I'm liking a normal woman.
39:48
I should be in love with a rabbit.
39:49
We were just talking about. I guess you're comparing it.
39:52
I guess it doesn't matter if they were my compared.
39:57
I guess. Wag said.
39:57
What about Jessica Rabbit? Oh, look up that.
40:00
Who the fuck? I think I know what he's talking
40:01
about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:03
Where? Is where is she?
40:04
From Whoa, who the hell is this? Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I
40:10
think. Yeah, Roger Rabbit.
40:11
What? The fuck?
40:13
Yeah, this is more me and Ricardo's generation.
40:15
Nah, this. Is older than really.
40:17
Yeah, this. I think this came out like the
40:19
80s. I've never watched this movie.
40:21
Oh, I did not know that you never watched.
40:22
This Nah. I thought this was like a 90s
40:24
movie. Is that where that's from?
40:30
Now no, no, no, no. I thought that it was.
40:33
Bro she's got crazy lats like her back.
40:37
Muscles are fucking insane. Got a big back. 88 Oh, he's
40:42
right. Dude, all of them, all of the
40:45
cartoons back then where there was a woman and they wanted to
40:48
depict her as like the slightest bit hot, they went.
40:52
Look at the old one right below they.
40:54
Went. Crazy, right?
40:56
Up that what? Is that?
41:00
I was just staying in there. I don't I.
41:02
Got a forehead? Look at the bottom one too.
41:06
Look at her body like. Why does it?
41:09
Yeah. Girls wonder why they have
41:10
unrealistic. Dude I you think this started
41:13
because of Betty Boop? Yo look up Betty Boop the
41:15
original fucking Batty. Y'all fuck with the fish from
41:19
fishtail? What is that?
41:21
What is? That do I fuck with a fish
41:23
sexually? Oh, I'm freaked out.
41:25
Nevermind, I'm good. What do you want me to look?
41:27
Up. No, look that one up.
41:28
Yeah. Look up whatever fish you're
41:29
talking. Fishtails.
41:31
What is this? Is going to be creepy we're
41:33
about to get. I feel like I remember no
41:38
fucking way I know a girl who looks just.
41:41
Like the top left, top left go. Yep.
41:44
Bro I literally know a girl that look like that.
41:46
It's. Insane.
41:48
I'm not going to name names, but dude, man that.
41:51
Man doesn't look exactly like her.
41:55
That is what kind? Of show is this.
41:57
It's a movie. Is it Shark Tales?
42:00
Oh, that's what I meant. Shark Tales not.
42:01
Oh, OK. Yeah, this is a movie with Will
42:03
Smith in it. Yeah, that's Will Smith right
42:05
there. Well, it looks like a car wash.
42:08
That's that movie. I've never seen this shit.
42:11
Dude, I have this DVD. Come on.
42:15
That's how you know you're a little younger than me.
42:18
I had a DVD of this. This is when DVDs were popping.
42:20
What? Was the other one we were
42:22
looking. At wasn't that wasn't that girl.
42:25
From. Oh no, no, you Betty Boo.
42:29
Betty Boo. Yeah.
42:30
Dude I'm pretty sure that that that fish that Malcolm was
42:32
talking about was Angelina Jolie playing it probably.
42:34
That makes sense. It looks kind of like her, like
42:36
that they would make Angelina Jolie look like.
42:38
That I wonder if they make the characters kind of like the.
42:40
Voice actor. I mean like the the the Will
42:42
Smith fish. Looks just.
42:43
Like them? Yeah, kind of.
42:45
Yeah. Betty.
42:46
Betty Boop is. I don't know.
42:47
Why? Why are you hiding it?
42:48
She's not. Hey bring it up dude.
42:50
That is the original. We evolved from this into.
42:54
What? We have now or whatever you guys
42:57
were looking at before. Betty Boop's kind of creepy
42:59
looking. Yeah, I've never really looked
43:01
at her that much, now that I think about it.
43:03
I had like a really look at that one.
43:04
I had like a really glittery sticker of like Betty Boop on a
43:07
binder or something, and I don't remember her looking like that.
43:12
What about the Oh, never mind, I'm going.
43:14
To get a Betty Boop tattoo that looks cool.
43:17
I could see you with that. Tattoo.
43:19
Get this one. Oh yeah, that's hard.
43:22
Maybe Yo should I take a? Picture of it.
43:23
You said you're hard. What?
43:26
I thought you said that. Bro Malcolm, guess your what
43:31
have you guys been talking about today?
43:32
That's your boy. I'm going to get that tattoo and
43:36
this part in the podcast, I'm going to be like, yo, look, I
43:39
actually got it like later on in the summer or something.
43:42
I've been looking for my girl has that tattoo too.
43:47
My girl now. So, Ricardo, you have two
43:52
Corollas. 2 Corollas. You're about. 18. 18/20/19
43:58
Somewhere. 18. OK, and what are you going to do
44:01
for work now? You're grown into a man right
44:04
there. So like back then I used to
44:07
work. What the fuck?
44:09
I don't know. Why you said?
44:10
That you like that? No.
44:12
No, we all hated it. You're.
44:13
Turning into a man right now you got to what are you going to do?
44:15
You going to what kind of jobs you got back then?
44:18
Shit. And I was working at Sears.
44:21
OK, was. Doing like that was a that was a
44:23
department store for people who don't know.
44:25
Yeah. Because you don't know what.
44:26
Sears is dude. Sears is gone.
44:28
No, there's some left, but not. It's like a shell.
44:31
Sears was like the place I went to for tools.
44:34
Yeah, Craftsman. Yeah, that was the place I went
44:37
to. So you would go to the mall to
44:39
get your tools? Yeah, yeah.
44:42
Craft because it's great tools I if I.
44:44
Couldn't get snap on. I was getting Craftsman because
44:46
there was a warranty. Lifetime warranty just show up
44:49
like hey this bro here's a new one.
44:51
Dude I remember getting dragged to that fucking section of the
44:54
mall and I would hate it as a kid and now I'd probably love
44:57
it. Dude, that would be great.
44:58
Yeah. Anyway, you're working there.
45:00
I'm working there trying to fund my engine swap.
45:04
Oh, so you're really dove into this car thing?
45:07
Yeah. OK, so I like at the time I
45:09
started going to like I'd always been going to E town with my
45:13
dad, like for swap meets and stuff like that.
45:15
We'd go like my dad's huge in the car was.
45:17
He excited you bought the slowest fucking car you could
45:19
find. Or.
45:20
He was excited that I was getting a car that I could we
45:23
could work on together. OK.
45:25
Because like I think it says, well, probably his dream just
45:27
have like, yeah, that's done the work with cars with all the
45:30
time. Yeah, I had small hands so I
45:31
could help him like whatever project he had, but.
45:37
That's a big, that's a big thing.
45:38
And you got to be able to hold the flashlight.
45:40
Yep, it's a terrible flashlight holder at the beginning.
45:42
Really. Oh yeah, he was probably
45:44
worried. But but yeah, so like for the
45:48
longest time I was going to E town just for like drag racing
45:51
and stuff. So like I got exposed to like
45:52
car stuff and I was like slowly learning about the 8 sixes.
45:57
I'd go on like club 4AG forms and stuff.
46:01
God, like back then, I remember Craig, you guys had on here
46:06
before, yeah, he had like a huge, huge write up on how to
46:09
like do the entire engine swap. And I was like always in there
46:11
just asking the questions and stuff.
46:13
It's crazy that he's like the kingpin of fucking he still.
46:16
Has it? Yeah.
46:18
Yeah, God damn. I remember like one day he was
46:20
like, go to English town. Like during the these times
46:25
you're going to look for this guy.
46:26
He's got a blue Corolla, go ask him whatever you need help with.
46:31
Hector. Hector.
46:32
I was gonna ask. I was literally about to ask.
46:34
Like Hector has had his for very, very long.
46:36
You probably saw him. Then did he send you there at
46:38
night Moves. No, just a weekend event.
46:41
Okay, never. To this day I've talked to
46:43
Hector. I was like, still you still.
46:46
You still haven't. Found him?
46:47
No. No, he could be a scary guy.
46:49
I mean, like, I'm just like, I'm a pretty introverted dude, so I
46:52
just like, I went there and it was like during a drift event.
46:55
So I'm just. Like and he's like screaming at
46:56
people. You're like.
46:58
I've never, I don't know, like I, I just never had like the,
47:01
the confidence to go talk to him.
47:02
Like yeah, this fuck 18 year old kid.
47:05
Like oh I like your Corolla. Yeah.
47:08
It would blame Hector. Probably would have been better
47:10
to talk to him back then than now.
47:11
Yeah, I'm an old Corolla weirdo, you know.
47:15
Dude, Hector is the nicest guy. Yeah, no, he is nice.
47:18
I miss Hector and you need to go sign up for some fucking E town
47:21
like events this year. Fuck.
47:23
But now you have no Corolla. No Corolla now.
47:25
But you had the S13. Yes, so like I I went through a
47:29
bunch of cars like back then I got my the my first one was the
47:32
the Hatch Corolla. When that blew up, I got.
47:37
Got the daily Corolla, the four. $100 No, that was like 4 or five
47:40
cars later. Oh shit.
47:42
Jesus. That was then after that blew,
47:44
the first one blew up. I got an 88 Volkswagen
47:47
Cabriolet. Yikes.
47:49
Oh. Nice with the four eyes in the
47:52
front. Nice what you know about that,
47:54
Frankie said. This is what we're.
47:55
Saying far away from that shit. Those are sweet.
47:57
What color is it? You have a white top.
47:58
On it, it's a red with a black top.
48:01
Oh, it's like princesses old car.
48:05
Why did you get rid of that car? So I was driving to work on the
48:09
highway. The whole engine fell the time
48:11
the. Timing belt snapped on that one
48:13
too. Oh my.
48:14
What? Yep.
48:15
You're never driving my truck. So after thank God after that my
48:21
my dad had bought another one for like parts that ran 88
48:26
Wolfensburg. He's he's smart dude.
48:28
He knew that car. That one's not a cabrio.
48:30
No, no, it was a Cabrio Wolfenburg.
48:33
There's like light blue with I think I had a black top as well.
48:37
Wolfingburg, yeah, they had cool names, Sure.
48:41
That's I'm kind of warming up to the euro.
48:43
Thing I think a Nazis when I hear shit like that like.
48:45
I'm I'm warming up to the euro thing.
48:47
I'm understanding them a little more.
48:48
You've. Always been warmed up to euro.
48:51
No, you had an Audi. As a first car because I do
48:54
nothing better. And you like Porsches.
48:56
And you like BMW? Dude S thirteens were so if
49:00
somebody just told me what an S13 was when I was a.
49:03
Kid, that would have been up you.
49:05
Had need for speed. OK, it was in I.
49:06
Know, but I don't know why my parents made me think that I
49:10
cannot have a cool car as the first one.
49:12
Well, most parents don't even want you to have fucking sports
49:15
car. No, you know what I mean?
49:17
And then the older it gets, the worse it is.
49:18
They're like. The Audi had like doors that
49:21
didn't sound like. But see an outing.
49:23
Why they were like. Exactly.
49:25
An outing to parents would be like, oh, that's a nice.
49:27
Car worst car I've ever owned. Dude was like literally the
49:31
worst car. Like the engine from a balance
49:35
standpoint. I don't know why, but like the
49:37
the Golfs and the Cabrios, that was a pretty fun car to drive.
49:41
Yeah, it was. It was yours manual.
49:42
No, they're both automatic. But they're.
49:45
They were slow as hell, but yeah, going around a corner was
49:47
so much fun. Yeah.
49:49
Like I felt like both of them. Whenever I'd hit 60, I'd felt
49:52
the entire car just shaking. OK, maybe I don't want anymore.
49:56
Want one anymore? I mean that's that's Cabrio I'm
49:58
sure. Like the Golfs are so much
49:59
better. I fuck with a cabrio though.
50:00
I know I feel like a lot of people are like, that's like a a
50:03
chick car. Yeah, those are the same people
50:05
driving Miatas, so don't worry about them.
50:08
Miata is a chick car too technically.
50:09
Miata is definitely a chick car if you're calling a like you
50:12
know what I mean. But like, I look cool in those
50:14
cars because I'm short. I look cool as fuck in those
50:17
cars and you can't say anything about.
50:18
It you said you look cool in a Miata.
50:20
Miata Cabrio, whatever I look cool in it, I will make it cool.
50:27
Miata. I mean, a Miata is a great car.
50:30
Yeah, that's all I can say about that.
50:31
I would love a Miata again. Look for you.
50:33
It's good. All right, Ricardo.
50:34
Yeah. So.
50:36
I got this the Wolfenburg on my way to work on.
50:39
Wolfenstein, Remember that game? Sorry.
50:42
I've never played. It I think it's actually just
50:44
Wolfsburg. Whatever, it doesn't matter, you
50:48
got it for parts. Yeah, I got it for parts, but it
50:51
was a fully running car, so I drove that.
50:54
OK, so I'm on the Yeah, that works.
50:56
Yeah, I'm on the highway. Timing belt goes on that one
51:00
too. Shut the fuck up.
51:02
You're lying. This is the third one.
51:04
This third one. Third car Three different cars
51:07
3. Different cars 3 different.
51:09
No wonder you got a SR20. What are you doing?
51:11
Fuck this, I'm over this shit. That was that was literally the
51:17
first thing we checked. What the heck, Cassie?
51:20
What happened? I don't know.
51:22
Why are you going through them? I.
51:23
Haven't. Do you know that you have to
51:25
replace those? Yeah, yeah.
51:27
How many miles are on those things I.
51:29
Know they were all old. I mean, they're for 88.
51:31
But wait, and those are single Cam cars.
51:33
There's not a lot of load. No.
51:35
It's literally just going around like this.
51:36
Yeah. That's it.
51:39
For some reason it was a failure point for me.
51:42
OK, so. Timing belt still confused me to
51:44
this day. Why?
51:46
I don't know why they're in cars.
51:49
Smooth as fuck serviceable item. It's not even that hard to do.
51:52
It's not worth it man. What's not worth it?
51:54
It's not worth. It depends on the.
51:56
Chains are not loud. Yes they are.
51:59
They're really not, dude. Dude.
52:02
They're really not. Yes, they are.
52:04
They most definitely are all. Right, I agree to do this.
52:06
Disagree. It's like it's it, it has like
52:08
this like weird. You know how you fix that?
52:14
You. Close the hood.
52:15
No, it's this. Still hear it so quiet.
52:17
Who? Cares when that belt breaks,
52:19
you're going to be like what? The fuck it never breaks.
52:21
Fuck you, Yamaha the crank. Hub falls.
52:24
Off before that happens and. It's like 100,000 miles.
52:27
I don't think they break 100,000 miles.
52:29
Serviceable item like the one that I took off the coil.
52:33
Definitely had. Over 100,000 miles.
52:36
I saw one the other day here that looked like it was about
52:38
to. Snap.
52:38
Yeah, you got to well today, got to replace.
52:41
It. Everybody, it's a service.
52:43
Of item it's terrible. Design No.
52:45
Guides none of that shit. Tell me why.
52:48
They only have chains now. Because.
52:51
Because car manufacturers. Are lazy and.
52:53
Could give a fuck about the experience that the customer is
52:55
getting done. Period.
52:57
Good argument, but not not. Right.
53:00
So that car? Blows up.
53:02
I start driving. My mom's Monte Carlo 88 aero
53:05
coupe. Does that have a timing belt in
53:07
it? Is this where this is going?
53:10
I swear to God if this is where this is.
53:12
Going Ricardo. I like.
53:14
You're fucking cursed. You're lying.
53:16
So this. Car.
53:17
I'm coming back from. Philly, my girl at the time was
53:20
in the hospital. I was visiting her coming back.
53:23
Highway car just stops running. Oh my.
53:26
It's not a timing belt. It's not a timing belt.
53:29
It just stops running. I don't know why I pull over on
53:32
route one or what is it not route 195?
53:35
Checking it out, I can't get get it to run, call my parents or
53:40
like I will we'll get like a family like friend that's got a
53:44
a pickup. They'll come pick it up like all
53:46
right, whatever. I leave it there.
53:49
The guy does not. Go to look.
53:51
Get it? Until the morning car's gone.
53:58
That was probably for the better.
53:59
They stole the car. Well, you left a.
54:02
Monte Carlo on the side of the road I.
54:03
Mean, yeah, I could see that, but it was arrow coupes and
54:06
nobody really. What is an arrow coup?
54:10
Can we pull that? Up we pulled up fucking Betty
54:12
Boubin. I don't know bro, that might be
54:14
one of one of the more. Stolen vehicles though.
54:18
Yeah bro, that car's getting stolen.
54:20
What the fuck? I'm definitely, yeah, I'm
54:22
stealing the. Fuck out of that.
54:24
What? Yeah dude, it looked exactly
54:26
like that. Just the the red.
54:27
Was faded. Imagine somebody in the comments
54:30
is punched in the air. They're like he left.
54:31
An Arrow Coupe on the side? Yeah, that's kind of.
54:33
Crazy. Dude, it has a cool name.
54:35
Well, I guess that that that's the.
54:37
Hatch that's. The arrow coupe.
54:39
What's a non arrow coupe? Just normal.
54:41
Ones right there where? The pillar is like the one that
54:43
y'all got, yeah. Like that?
54:46
I'd like this more. Oh yeah, it's.
54:49
Definitely that second one those.
54:54
Believe it or not. Dude, those cars probably still.
54:56
Get stolen a lot Malcolm, I almost want you to look up top
55:00
car models that get stolen. Like a list of 50 or some shit
55:03
in 2026 is going to be a hell cast of.
55:06
Shit, I'm telling you, I think. That's one of the more more.
55:09
Stolen vehicles ever? Maybe add like at.
55:12
Maybe add like ever. Well, this is 10, I don't know
55:15
if. It'd be top ten dude, but.
55:17
Thank you. 4 days and fuck I feel like.
55:20
It has. That would be.
55:21
Top 20 dude in 20. Wait, can you switch it to like?
55:24
20 hour time 2015 dude in 2015 those are all Hondas right
55:30
there. Holy fuck it, it's like Honda.
55:35
Look, Impala. OK, I'm thinking Impala.
55:37
Maybe that's what it was. Dude that everybody was like
55:41
fuck the E GS. And civics I'm.
55:43
Stealing a Kia now, yeah. That is crazy.
55:46
Or it's just easier to steal in some way or something.
55:48
Maybe they were more bang for your buck.
55:51
Too for your time. Yeah, Honda.
55:53
Imagine that. Go back to the other list.
55:55
What state? Honda Accord and Civic.
55:59
Yeah, I guess it is on there. But dude, that used to be.
56:03
Like #1 wait, that's my truck #4.
56:07
Wait a minute. That's fucked up.
56:10
Dude, they got the you know what?
56:13
It is though, I guarantee all those cars.
56:16
Also are produced more than other vehicles.
56:19
Well, they. Because I mean the Chevy 15. 100
56:23
that's the. That's the most popular truck in
56:25
the country so they probably make a shit.
56:28
Ton of those they definitely. Make a shit ton of Elantra's.
56:32
You don't think that there's some sort of?
56:35
Back door that they're getting. There I think maybe the key is.
56:38
Dude look at the GMC pickup, it's the same.
56:42
Shit as a. Chevy pickup and it's Oh yeah,
56:45
yeah, they're just calling pickup.
56:47
So that means anything that could be a.
56:48
Silverado Yeah, but I'm saying like, well.
56:52
Well, Chevy. Chevy and.
56:53
Ford are. Definitely the most produced
56:55
trucks. What does a Chevy have?
56:56
You can make the Chevy fastest. Fox.
56:58
Same with the Ford fastest Fox. You race them, you strip them,
57:01
you sell them, but they're not chop them up.
57:02
They're just trying. They're just stealing them
57:04
because. They're all around.
57:05
Same thing with the. Civic and the Accord, Well,
57:07
Civic and a cord they used to do.
57:08
They used cord and Camry. Do that those are the most
57:10
vehicles that are produced they. They just used to, well, civic
57:13
and a cord there. Used to be like a way bigger
57:15
market for that shit when it was when you steal it, chop it up,
57:19
part it out. But now to go through the effort
57:22
of that and then you. Still have to.
57:24
Mechanic and take off all this shit.
57:26
Is. So fucked.
57:28
Like imagine you brought the car in from stealing it and.
57:30
You got to take it apart now. People do it though still which
57:33
is crazy. They'll fucking strip that whole
57:35
thing out in one. Night.
57:36
And then that blows my and then scrap the fucking.
57:40
Car. In pieces I get stuck on one
57:41
bump. What's Optima KS?
57:44
AK-5, it's just like. A.
57:45
It's a bigger. Kia it's like a bigger 4 door
57:48
see the Kias I think. Was it?
57:50
Was it Kia or Hyundai? That they were.
57:51
They had the Kia boys. Yeah, yeah, it was good Kia.
57:54
OK, so. Is that because they're.
57:55
Easy to steal? Yeah, If you steal them with a
57:57
jewel, yeah, OK. That makes see that that's the
58:00
only outlier. There where I'm like Kia, but
58:02
that now makes sense. It's easy to steal.
58:04
They had like documentaries on like stealing Kias and Shin.
58:07
How to do it? They used to give you.
58:08
What is that little thing? The lock that you?
58:10
Put on the steering wheel when you bought a brand new.
58:12
Really. Yeah, because like from the
58:14
dealer. From the dealer they'd give you
58:16
one of those. What the fuck?
58:17
Today or like, well, a couple years.
58:19
Ago, yeah, a couple years ago when they were like the whole
58:21
Kia boy stuff was going did. You have any of those
58:23
deterrence? No, I had.
58:25
All of that. Really.
58:26
When I bought the Acura. When I bought the Integra and it
58:29
was on this list I was like oh what did I just do?
58:35
Notice there's no German. Vehicles on here, Yeah.
58:38
Well dude, because they had laser cut.
58:40
Keys. Transponder in the keys, that
58:43
was like a old, that was like unheard of back then.
58:46
Yeah, but learned all of this in a lot of these things.
58:49
Japanese cars have. Immobilizers in them too.
58:51
Dude, I think it's just there was no market for them back.
58:54
Then yeah. Like it was, all the German cars
58:56
are in garages too. Yeah, that too is owned.
58:58
By like a doctor, yeah. But like them keys where they
59:01
where? They had the the.
59:03
Little squiggle in it, that was a game changer.
59:07
It was no longer like a house key.
59:09
Yeah, it's probably hard to pick that in any kind of way, but.
59:12
They're just slamming fucking screwdrivers in most of these
59:14
things. We, we should.
59:15
I don't know. When we would have the
59:17
opportunity. To do this.
59:18
But like we should try to like steal a car in a in a controlled
59:21
environment, see if we could steal.
59:23
A car it's. A crazy conversation.
59:24
I've never tried that before in my life.
59:27
I mean, you ever tried to start your car without?
59:29
A key. Ever.
59:31
No key You mean just hot wire it?
59:33
Let's. Say we were put.
59:34
In a. In a.
59:35
Predicament. Each of us to to to start a car
59:39
with no car to get this car that is not your car like so you
59:43
don't just know like, oh, I have my wires right here that I could
59:46
fucking like deep. I'm talking like, would you be
59:49
able to? Come up with the steps.
59:50
To get in there, get it rolling, get it moving, I don't think I'd
59:53
be able to. It depends on the car.
59:55
I mean I have a pretty. Good idea.
59:57
I have a pretty good idea. But it depends on the year of
1:00:00
the car, because if it's gotten immobilizer, it's over because
1:00:04
if the. Key is not.
1:00:05
Near. The steering column it's.
1:00:08
Not going to start no matter what.
1:00:10
OK, what about like one of those older cars on those lists?
1:00:12
The 2018 lists break that fucking center plastic apart.
1:00:15
Find the key. Cylinder, Take the back housing
1:00:18
off the key. Cylinder.
1:00:20
Why am I telling people how to steal cars?
1:00:22
This is old. It doesn't matter.
1:00:23
Yeah, it doesn't really matter. And I can't.
1:00:24
Really. I don't know what colours.
1:00:25
Are going to do what? But those once those connect oh
1:00:28
the thingy on the back of the. Thing that the.
1:00:31
Key goes in. Yeah, you just got to get that
1:00:33
key. I've seen that on my.
1:00:35
Car, yeah. When Chris was helping me make
1:00:38
my car, That's right. All the movies, they're like hot
1:00:40
wire and they're just pulling. That out and then they shove the
1:00:42
thing in there, yeah. It's it's definitely doable.
1:00:46
On a car like that, I think you yeah, you would have to break
1:00:49
the. Back of it, your biggest
1:00:50
problem. Was the steering lock.
1:00:52
You have to. Snap the steering lock.
1:00:54
But in the movies all they would do is like.
1:00:56
Fucking like hit it like like one hard time.
1:01:00
Magically it breaks. You know who you talk to.
1:01:02
Talk to flags. Anthony Anthony probably knows
1:01:05
how to. Break a steering lock.
1:01:06
Rizzo definitely knows. Yeah, he's probably got so many
1:01:11
stories. Now, have you been seeing?
1:01:12
What Rizzo's doing? No, he does repos, too.
1:01:14
It's included now in Anthony's towing and recovery.
1:01:18
I've been, I've been off Instagram for like the longest
1:01:20
time. Oh, really?
1:01:21
Yeah, I'll take a break for a minute.
1:01:23
I saw you on there. Now watch your story yesterday.
1:01:26
Yeah, No. I'm back on now but I was like
1:01:28
what the fuck I was. Gone for like a few months
1:01:29
because I was just. Like I'm on this.
1:01:31
Too much. How was that experience getting
1:01:33
off that? It was nice.
1:01:35
Like, then why'd you come back? Events are.
1:01:37
Coming up. So I got to like I got.
1:01:39
To get work. So you went.
1:01:41
Out for winter? Pretty much.
1:01:42
Pretty much, yeah. It just I've I kept finding.
1:01:45
Myself just doom scrolling, like let me, let me do something.
1:01:48
Oh, I'm going to go through some reels real quick.
1:01:51
Oh, it's an hour later. Yeah, you start realizing
1:01:53
where'd all the time go. Oh wait, I'm just on this
1:01:56
fucking phone. Like yeah dude, just put the
1:01:58
phone down. I I was going to try to do
1:02:02
something. Like that?
1:02:02
Myself and. All you have to do is it sounds,
1:02:05
it sounds so fucking dumb, but if the phone's right there and
1:02:09
I'm literally doing something and I go to grab it, I'll just
1:02:12
be like, yeah, I don't need to grab this right now.
1:02:15
I'm trying to make rules for myself.
1:02:17
I'm like, all right, when I go home, I'm not.
1:02:18
On the phone, when I go to work, I'll use my phone if I have to
1:02:20
use it, yeah. But when I go home, I'm like,
1:02:22
yeah, I'm not on the phone. Yeah, I tried not go on social
1:02:25
media on Sundays. That's been a.
1:02:26
Fail lately, but. But then you run into situations
1:02:28
where you're like, but you said you got to do something or you
1:02:31
got to talk to someone and you, it's like your life and your
1:02:34
business is on social media you. Cannot wipe it off.
1:02:36
I know you. You stop doing that.
1:02:38
Every time you do that, the fucking economy tanks.
1:02:42
So stop doing that. Just moderate it, dude.
1:02:45
Diego's the number one, number one advocate for this.
1:02:49
And I, I still to this day cannot understand when he tells
1:02:53
us to do this. But he's like, like the
1:02:55
cigarette thing, have had no cigs for three days because last
1:02:58
week I feel like I smoked enough cigarettes where I would burn a
1:03:01
forest and I was like, I don't like this anymore.
1:03:04
What does he do with this phone thing he tells you?
1:03:07
Like. Just because we think it's bad,
1:03:10
right? And we're like, oh.
1:03:11
I got to stop. It I'm off, cut it, put it away
1:03:14
in a box. He is a person where he's
1:03:18
speaking from the side of why can't we just moderate it?
1:03:22
Well, yeah, just just lessen it. Moderate it.
1:03:25
Discipline. Yourself to moderate it?
1:03:26
Yeah, if you have the discipline, you should do it
1:03:28
that way. Well, I've I've been finding
1:03:30
works for me as I like I. Have my main page I just put
1:03:33
Instagram all in the furthest page that way I just I try never
1:03:36
looking at it. I don't have any like if you
1:03:39
look. At my phone.
1:03:39
Do you know how I do it? I left.
1:03:43
It in the factory preset. Setting and I have no apps I go
1:03:47
to this thing and you have to click in everything to get it so
1:03:50
yeah yeah, they added that if they.
1:03:52
Didn't do that. I would have just swiped.
1:03:54
Down and type in the app like I have to.
1:03:56
Sometimes I just go in here and I type in Instagram and it comes
1:03:59
up, yeah, there's more. May get harder, I guess I don't.
1:04:02
Know I mean. See, those are.
1:04:05
All those are all just tricks. Those are all tricks.
1:04:08
A trick. They're just tricks.
1:04:09
Because you're addicted. That's what it is to crack.
1:04:12
Yeah. The IT it it.
1:04:14
Is. Technically almost as bad as
1:04:18
that. Sometimes not fit.
1:04:20
You're not going to have a. Physical reaction like.
1:04:22
Crack. But it's it's the dopamine in
1:04:25
everything you're getting. You want to go look at it and
1:04:27
I'll tell you what in three days for me to not smoke a cig.
1:04:29
If you asked me to not look at my phone for three days, I
1:04:31
definitely would suck more. Oh.
1:04:34
Oh really? Yeah, I think so.
1:04:36
Wow, I'd be like what the fuck? Also, when I was in Georgia, my
1:04:40
buddy James was like, I think it's hard for people to quit
1:04:43
smoking because some people make smoke in their personality, like
1:04:46
I'm a smoker. And then I was like, fuck, I am
1:04:50
a well, you're definitely. And then I was like, let me not
1:04:52
when I get home. Yeah.
1:04:54
So I feel really good. I think it's.
1:04:56
Like more like. Back in the day, we didn't.
1:04:58
Have these phones and we're always hanging out with our
1:05:00
friends in person. It's like I, I just came back
1:05:02
from South Carolina, I was with my best friend and I didn't look
1:05:05
at my phone whatsoever. That's fire.
1:05:07
Every time I'm on a trip like that, I I.
1:05:10
I notice right away because when I'm looking at my phone more my
1:05:14
eyes get worse and worse and worse.
1:05:16
What do you mean I notice it happening but when I'm on a trip
1:05:19
like what we do when we when we go places I have no vision
1:05:23
problems. What do you mean they get worse?
1:05:25
What are you talking about the? Screen is just fucking making my
1:05:27
like I can't, I can't. See like your astigmatism is
1:05:30
getting worse progressively. As we're, as you look at the, I
1:05:34
don't know the type of vision. Problem.
1:05:36
But yeah, the screen is like, it's probably that it's
1:05:40
fatiguing. Your eyes.
1:05:41
Yeah, I think that's what it is. And then if we go somewhere.
1:05:45
Like I can read a whole book on the way home.
1:05:47
My whole thing, my whole thing when we go places.
1:05:50
Is the air. My house is so old, it's
1:05:53
definitely got so much fucking mold in it.
1:05:55
And when I'm home, my productivity is so shit when I'm
1:05:59
like working outside and like doing this, and then I spend
1:06:02
time inside and I go back outside, my mold in the house is
1:06:04
definitely just fucking with me. That's not good.
1:06:07
Can't really do anything about it.
1:06:08
What do you? Want me to do?
1:06:09
Is that like a thing you can't take the house down?
1:06:11
I think Julian from Animal. Style actually ran into
1:06:14
something kind of similar to what I'm doing right now.
1:06:16
Really dude, it's so hell to fuck you know that that it's
1:06:20
there. Like what does this?
1:06:21
Feel like it just feels like remember how I keep talking
1:06:23
about like that disconnect. And then you feel, like,
1:06:26
lethargic, You're just depressed all the fucking time.
1:06:29
I can't really do anything about it.
1:06:30
I just go outside. So you're thinking this is the
1:06:32
problem? Yeah, 1000.
1:06:33
Percent. What the fuck?
1:06:35
I wound up in the attic the other day.
1:06:36
There's fucking mold. Everywhere.
1:06:37
My fucking bathroom's got fucking mold in it.
1:06:39
Oh, this is a problem. Yeah, well, I'm going to be out
1:06:41
soon. Bleach it out soon.
1:06:43
I could. I could like.
1:06:44
Bleach it out or like. Cover it like the parts where it
1:06:48
is. I don't want to cut it out.
1:06:49
I don't want to what did you disrupt it or anything?
1:06:51
Been there forever. But like dude, that when we
1:06:55
leave and. Go to Trips.
1:06:57
My. Like whole.
1:07:00
Body is just like wow 'cause you just get.
1:07:04
Oxygen. The only way to fix it is.
1:07:05
Like if you. If you out, if you're out, you
1:07:07
like breathe in and live normal and you get like some yeah, I'll
1:07:10
talk about this after the podcast, 'cause I have
1:07:12
questions. Yeah.
1:07:13
This is I've felt. This before it's horrible in the
1:07:16
like when I was in the dorms in the.
1:07:17
Military. We get black mold everywhere.
1:07:20
Nah, You just feel this. Yeah.
1:07:22
Constantly. What about white mold?
1:07:23
Or Asia mold. Now I'm just kidding.
1:07:26
It's a race joke. What about?
1:07:30
Hentai mold Whoa. Oh dude.
1:07:34
Malk. This.
1:07:35
Guy is you got to watch yourself around this guy bro yo how do
1:07:40
you feel about this mold conversation Malcolm that
1:07:43
fucking. Sucks my brother in law's.
1:07:44
Sister lived in a house with mold for a little while, then
1:07:48
she had to get a lung transplant.
1:07:50
Yeah, Carl, this is a pretty serious problem.
1:07:52
That's why I was like, maybe we should.
1:07:52
Talk about this after because. Well, what am I supposed to do
1:07:55
about it? I.
1:07:56
Was I was going to say, what's your fucking landlord?
1:07:58
Saying about this, nothing, he can't do anything.
1:08:01
He's what he's going to tell you.
1:08:02
You tell him that you want to have like some sort of
1:08:04
inspection, then they're going to kick me out of the house and
1:08:06
then I'm going to have to find somewhere to live.
1:08:08
My lease is up in November. Yeah.
1:08:09
You'd have to have a back up plan where to live.
1:08:11
Yeah, I'm that's the. Only way I'm going to leave and
1:08:13
like realistically. It was a house built in the 40s.
1:08:18
It's kind of like. A lot of the houses in New
1:08:20
Jersey and a lot of rental properties that you're going to
1:08:23
run into, they're all houses just built long time ago.
1:08:26
Dude. Moisture builds, mildew builds,
1:08:30
cracks in the house happen, Water enters, moisture doesn't
1:08:35
escape, it creates mold. It fucking happens.
1:08:37
My friend had a fucking problem like that at an apartment.
1:08:40
He was. In Yeah, I'm pretty sure they
1:08:43
sued the. Fucking place.
1:08:44
Because it was so. Bad but different situation kind
1:08:49
I guess. I have a lease, Yeah, I guess
1:08:51
it's a so I guess. I could.
1:08:53
They did leave though. They did leave 'cause they
1:08:54
wouldn't do anything. They kept like.
1:08:55
Preventing it, Preventing it. Preventing it, yeah, that's when
1:08:58
it they push it off. Push it off.
1:08:58
It would cost. Him it would cost my landlord
1:09:02
who is a great guy I don't have any complaints with my landlord
1:09:05
he's a solid dude He just like I think of it from his standpoint
1:09:11
if he had to eliminate that it'd be expensive you'd.
1:09:16
Bust down. Every piece.
1:09:18
Of Sheetrock. In there, yeah, You got to
1:09:19
rebuild the whole fucking interior.
1:09:20
All of them all. Of the lumber that is affected.
1:09:23
By it. You're scrubbing it like
1:09:25
everything that whole house would have to come down.
1:09:28
And I love that house like I would.
1:09:30
I treat the house like it's my own.
1:09:33
Yeah, and it's not but it's killing you now.
1:09:35
Yeah, so. That's why I'm going to.
1:09:37
I think I'm going to try to move.
1:09:38
I don't know where I'm going to move, but it's going to have to
1:09:40
happen. I don't know where.
1:09:43
I'm going to live dude. What are you guys going to do
1:09:45
without me here? It's going to be me and it's
1:09:47
going to be pretty. Boring I'll find once a month,
1:09:50
that's fine. Put Ricardo here.
1:09:52
This has been such a chill. One I know, I knew it was going
1:09:55
to be chill with Ricardo, dude, Ricardo, you could.
1:09:56
Literally sit right here if I do move.
1:09:58
If I do my I don't think I got the energy to to carry this
1:10:01
podcast. That's the podcast.
1:10:03
Without Carl, it's it would. Grow so quick, because maybe.
1:10:06
The energy. Is too high this is This is why
1:10:08
me and Carl get along so well he's.
1:10:09
He brings all the energy and I'm I'm here dude.
1:10:12
Remember the first mid pond trip where me and Ricardo.
1:10:14
Barely knew each other, dude. I combined Ricardo, who we
1:10:17
barely knew, Ethan who we barely knew.
1:10:20
You guys drove down there who we also barely.
1:10:22
This man tricked me. He said.
1:10:24
Hey, you want to go to? Mid pond.
1:10:25
I was like, yeah, sure, where's that at?
1:10:27
It's close by. You said close by.
1:10:29
I was like, it's like. Like a few hours away.
1:10:32
I was like, yeah sure, I'll go along bro.
1:10:34
Shit, it was in. Fucking 1516.
1:10:37
Hours away dude, we were watching like Transformers on
1:10:39
the way home. I passed out.
1:10:40
Probably light Transformers. That's for your your type.
1:10:43
Shit, yeah, I grew up watching it.
1:10:44
Dude, Transformers won. I.
1:10:47
I fucked not not the. Do.
1:10:49
Not bring. Up Megan Fox.
1:10:51
But like as a movie? That.
1:10:54
Was so sick as a kid to watch. For the record, I don't think
1:10:58
Megan Fox is attractive. How about that?
1:11:00
What the fuck? How about that?
1:11:02
Turn off the? Pod what is?
1:11:04
Wrong with you her. Thumbs destroyed her for me.
1:11:06
She got a toe. Toe thumb.
1:11:07
Yeah, she got. I heard about that.
1:11:10
Sucker. Oh, you didn't?
1:11:11
Hear about that, dude? I yeah, sure.
1:11:13
I've heard about it, but like are.
1:11:14
You, That's what writes it off for you.
1:11:16
No beautiful woman, Megan Fox, when you were younger and you
1:11:20
saw her, I never was attracted to her.
1:11:23
What was that one? It was a horror.
1:11:25
Movie Jennifer's Body. Never attracted to her, never
1:11:28
seen that movie for obvious reasons, but.
1:11:30
I don't know why. Fake fan what?
1:11:33
What? OK, I can.
1:11:34
Bring her up two to. One mouth, mouth, mouth.
1:11:36
What about you? She.
1:11:41
That's a no. Malcolm's gonna say she looks
1:11:42
scary, no? She one bro.
1:11:45
She. Was.
1:11:46
Attractive in the 1st. Transformers.
1:11:48
I was like. Oh, that's a that's a good
1:11:50
looking white woman, but I wasn't like oogly googly over
1:11:55
her like everybody else. Good googly moogly man, not
1:11:58
juicy. I was like damn.
1:11:59
She is bad. You want to bring her up, Megan?
1:12:04
Cause the. Stallion.
1:12:05
Well, 'cause like. That's a real Megan.
1:12:07
Megan the Stallion right now. Megan Fox.
1:12:11
You don't have to like type in like Transformers 1 because she.
1:12:13
Just had some. Like Speaking of Transformers,
1:12:14
she got like 3 trans kids I heard.
1:12:17
What? Yeah.
1:12:18
See, I don't know anything about.
1:12:19
That. Kids.
1:12:21
Yeah, apparently all of her kids are transgender.
1:12:23
What are we? It's literally.
1:12:23
The scene Oh you typed in. Out of car, this was the.
1:12:29
Yeah, Guy, OK. I.
1:12:30
Will I will say. I think she does.
1:12:32
Look good here. I will say that I remember my
1:12:34
friend sent me this picture on my.
1:12:36
PlayStation 3 and I was like, oh, on your PlayStation 3 is
1:12:40
insane, Yeah. Oh, that wow, she.
1:12:44
Changed a lot since. That movie, that.
1:12:45
One click that. One, I don't know if that's a
1:12:47
real photo. But oh, it's a real 1 is it?
1:12:50
Jesus, look up. Look up her in that.
1:12:52
In that other movie, The. Jennifer's Body thing, because I
1:12:54
remember watching that going I don't give a fuck about this
1:12:57
girl. She.
1:13:00
Just looks like. A fucking brat dude.
1:13:01
I'm sorry. Maybe it's because I would date?
1:13:05
Girls like this and I know. Exactly what I'm fucking signing
1:13:07
up for. Literally like your type.
1:13:08
What are you talking about? That's probably what it was.
1:13:10
Honestly, straight up traumatized, yeah.
1:13:12
I'm like I know exactly. What I'm signing up for?
1:13:14
She's going to fuck my friends, that's the first problem.
1:13:16
She definitely does coke and I mean her.
1:13:20
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1:13:24
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I remember I had low rise jeans. Malcolm, Bro.
1:15:42
What? They were dude jeans though.
1:15:45
They weren't. Girl jeans.
1:15:46
So you never wore girl jeans. You know what they're that was,
1:15:48
that was. Popular.
1:15:49
I was like your friend was my time.
1:15:51
Yeah, yeah. I I never wore girl jeans.
1:15:53
Dustin talking about girl for those that are listening at
1:15:55
they're. Not the brand girl, I'm talking
1:15:57
like they were 4A female. I fin a 00 though back then I
1:16:00
remember that I had to try. Them on just to make sure yeah
1:16:04
you had yeah, yeah, 100. Percent, you had your.
1:16:07
Fucking. Happy trail.
1:16:08
Just they were. Hell yeah they were vans though.
1:16:11
There's no way you're going to find those pants because those
1:16:13
are my favorite jeans. Those are my favorite jeans ever
1:16:15
there made by Vans. They were like denim, but they
1:16:18
were like a little stretchy a little bit, and they were like,
1:16:21
fuck. They were like not super tight,
1:16:23
but tighter than fucking normal jeans.
1:16:26
And then boom, low rise. I was like, these things look
1:16:29
good. Those are extinct.
1:16:31
They are then they. All it all went the.
1:16:34
Other. Way and then all the girls
1:16:35
started wearing those fucking. What do they call that?
1:16:37
The high ones? Oh my God dude, that was the
1:16:39
FUPA. Hider, I'm good.
1:16:41
With that, what is? That it was the FUPA hider.
1:16:43
Do you know what the FUPA is? Yeah.
1:16:45
Yeah, those pants are fucking hideous and.
1:16:48
No, yes, I think you need like a certain body style to to.
1:16:52
Rock those. I haven't found someone with
1:16:54
that body style yet, but. I mean, anybody could wear
1:16:57
anything really. It's.
1:16:58
Just like, but what would you prefer?
1:17:00
Would you prefer? Would you prefer Megan Fox to
1:17:04
wear those or the low rise jeans?
1:17:06
I would let Megan Fox wear whatever just be.
1:17:09
Honest Laura. I don't know.
1:17:13
Bring up a photo of high whatever the fuck is.
1:17:15
High you don't have. To no bring it up.
1:17:18
The high waisted shit is. Like first of all.
1:17:20
The the the the pant of choice is the ones with the pattern
1:17:23
that look like a tapestry. Go right there, right there,
1:17:25
over, over to the left. Left, left, left, left there.
1:17:29
Would you prefer that? Yeah, I don't.
1:17:31
Really mind that to. Be honest with you, I don't.
1:17:33
Mind it, would you prefer that bring up the photo Megan Fox
1:17:37
next to it? Probably the low rise guy.
1:17:39
I guess there you go. Truth is out.
1:17:41
OK, so I mean I just. I don't really care that other.
1:17:45
Ones look all right. This shit gets me triggered.
1:17:47
What the fuck is that? Damn, we need to put the.
1:17:52
Put the, put the fucking. Change the search engine to
1:17:54
something else. I don't like that.
1:17:57
Those are high rise. I know I don't.
1:17:59
Like she looks great. She would reject the.
1:18:02
Fuck out of me in a. Minute, I'm just.
1:18:04
Saying low rise is the way and they're coming back.
1:18:07
Now they're coming back. Low rise is back.
1:18:09
I was going to say anything is back in dude.
1:18:13
One thing that my. Sister has taught me is that.
1:18:15
Literally nothing goes out of style.
1:18:18
It's just yet amount of people just change that are into it.
1:18:23
That's it. Well, I've also noticed that it
1:18:25
goes in. Is it 20 year?
1:18:28
What was I talking about, Malcolm?
1:18:29
I think it was 20 year rotations.
1:18:31
It's either 15 or 20 year. So everything from 15 years ago
1:18:35
right now is in style and like five years ago, everything from
1:18:38
15 years before that was in style.
1:18:39
It was in 90s for a while, if you remember.
1:18:41
OK. So if you go on here now, I
1:18:43
think it's early 2. Thousands now styles.
1:18:45
From What's the Year right now? 2026, so you're talking like
1:18:49
2015 is the styles from no, no, no more so like like. 16-5 maybe
1:18:56
like 2009 or or even more. I'm saying like 2006 to 2009
1:19:00
somewhere in there, like 5 to 9, 2006 to 9.
1:19:03
Yeah, I guess I kind of. Was wearing and the music think
1:19:06
of the music. Everyone loves Creed now.
1:19:07
All of a. Sudden that's 2003, 2002, 2000
1:19:11
no people like no one liked Creed by.
1:19:13
The way, just so everyone's aware of that, no.
1:19:15
One fucking liked that people like alternative rock and pop.
1:19:18
Music. You know when before a fucking
1:19:21
recession? Every fucking time.
1:19:24
Yeah, but wake up, dude. It it's repetitive.
1:19:30
You think we're going back to war?
1:19:31
You think we're going to Iran? We're getting we're.
1:19:33
Already back in war. No, that's not real war.
1:19:35
No one's on ground that's. Exactly what it was.
1:19:37
Last time, No, no, no, no, no, no.
1:19:38
No, no, no, no. There was bases.
1:19:40
In Iraq people were on the ground like right now we're just
1:19:44
bombing the shit out of everywhere.
1:19:45
Desert Storm was like 2 days of like.
1:19:47
Destruction. Desert Storm doesn't count.
1:19:49
That wasn't even a war, that was a.
1:19:50
War. That was a see, that wasn't a
1:19:52
war. War.
1:19:53
I'm talking about what you were. In so people don't know this man
1:19:56
was good. This man served our military.
1:19:58
Yeah. Next time you say Ricardo as
1:20:00
this lady. He's got an actual kill count,
1:20:02
so watch out, yeah. And make sure you salute him
1:20:04
when you see him. Yeah.
1:20:05
On your knees? God, you weren't.
1:20:07
Even a corporal, were you? That's that's army.
1:20:10
Do you ever pull? Rank with like they don't
1:20:13
interchange. At all?
1:20:13
No, like you move. Them back to.
1:20:16
Ricardo. Oh, he's gonna yell at.
1:20:18
You too you. Do you ever pull rank in?
1:20:19
Front of. Isabel, cause Isabel's the only
1:20:21
other. Person I know in the military,
1:20:22
No, no, we're both enlisted. I think she's.
1:20:24
Enlisted. So that's no real.
1:20:26
Like are you ranked higher than her?
1:20:28
I don't know what her rank is. I don't know.
1:20:30
What her I got, I got. As AE4.
1:20:32
Oh, E. 4 is is is pretty decent. No.
1:20:36
It's it's right before off. Like a non commissioned officer
1:20:40
I made pretty good. I made E5 but because I was
1:20:43
getting out they took it away from me.
1:20:44
So like what do they call that there?
1:20:46
So for Air Force. E4 So it.
1:20:49
Goes Airman. Basic Airman.
1:20:53
A1C Senior Airman, staff Sergeant, Tech Sergeant, Master
1:21:00
Sergeant, senior master Sergeant, then Chief Master
1:21:03
Sergeant. I didn't know any of that, so
1:21:05
thank you that that's I'm. Shocked right now.
1:21:07
I did not know that it was completely different.
1:21:09
You think I'd I'd make it if I signed up today?
1:21:13
I think I would. I mean, I enjoyed it.
1:21:16
Yeah, I'd still be in. If I wasn't injured.
1:21:19
So first day, first day at boot camp.
1:21:22
Drop down, give me 20 Carl. Fuck that.
1:21:24
You're out of here. 20 push ups as light as fuck.
1:21:27
No see. When I was going through.
1:21:29
Like, so we weren't allowed to get like told that because there
1:21:32
were things that happened like a few months before I went like
1:21:35
hazing or something bad, no worse.
1:21:38
Let's see, somebody died. Apparently.
1:21:40
A bunch of like the. The Mt is are caught like
1:21:43
sleeping with the the trainees. Yeah, of the opposite sex.
1:21:50
Both OH. OK, Yep, All right it.
1:21:53
Was it was a. Huge thing.
1:21:54
So when I went. Through basic.
1:21:55
Was a little laxed because they were on like they were like
1:21:58
everyone was on egg shells more LAX.
1:22:00
It was like what the fuck out of logic is that?
1:22:03
They they were all on egg. Shells at the.
1:22:04
Time because of like. They were still investigating
1:22:07
all that stuff. Oh OK, that's a weird scenario.
1:22:11
So it's a bad time to sign up right now.
1:22:12
I. Mean.
1:22:14
Probably a great time to sign up.
1:22:15
Why can't? I so.
1:22:16
I can't sleep with the. Trainees.
1:22:18
Is like what you're saying? I mean, I don't fuck.
1:22:22
But. So we used to they.
1:22:25
We used to do what was called NTI tools.
1:22:28
Instead of push ups. They made us all do flutter
1:22:31
kicks and they're like, oh, do flutter kicks for 20 seconds.
1:22:34
You lay down and just yeah, just do kick your.
1:22:36
Yeah, just kick your. Legs up in there.
1:22:38
For 20 minutes, seconds. Oh, I'm like.
1:22:40
What did? They'll be.
1:22:41
Like O20. Seconds they start counting
1:22:43
aloud and. Like 18 Oh, I lost count one
1:22:46
yeah two. You'd be there for like 3
1:22:49
minutes when flutter kicks, which like it doesn't sound bad,
1:22:52
but it is bad. Oh, yeah, It's like, oh.
1:22:54
This is easy. I could do this easily like you.
1:22:56
Put your hands behind your back to lift it up.
1:22:58
It's after like 2 minutes of that you're just like, I want
1:23:02
this over with what they do when people.
1:23:04
Just stop. No, the fucking fuck.
1:23:06
You in the ass. No, I'm not.
1:23:08
Like. As a thing and he said.
1:23:10
Fucking so I was like, oh. God no.
1:23:12
They they do shit like they destroy like your.
1:23:14
Like living area like and you'd have to put it back together and
1:23:17
within rags and stuff. But they don't beat you up.
1:23:20
They couldn't, no. That, that, that's.
1:23:22
What you would do you You can't touch people.
1:23:25
They would kick your ass and really whip some fucking sense
1:23:28
into you. No at that time had passed by
1:23:30
the time I I. Was in yeah, I'd be scared.
1:23:34
My number. One fear is that I would.
1:23:35
Sign up because, dude, life got low these past couple of weeks.
1:23:39
Hey, we have a job now. Yeah, Congratulations, Carl. 11
1:23:42
week later. He's got a job, so complaining
1:23:44
that I was going to off myself and run out.
1:23:46
All of my money, I got a job, thank you.
1:23:48
And I gave up and sold out on the a paint shop, which is still
1:23:52
open. You didn't sell out.
1:23:54
I'm just gonna do both again. Yeah.
1:23:55
But anyway. Back when times were low I was
1:23:58
Ethan was like cuz Ethan is an electrician does something.
1:24:03
But Isabel is in the army. And when Ethan is surrounded by
1:24:07
somebody, he, like, listens to them fully.
1:24:09
So he was talking to me about the army, and he's like, you
1:24:12
have a degree, right? And I was like, yeah.
1:24:14
And apparently that shortcut something to me, you can be an
1:24:16
officer. Yeah.
1:24:17
What is that? That's pretty good.
1:24:18
Yeah, you. Pretty much are in.
1:24:20
Command of people. Yeah, but the you would love
1:24:23
that but but. I know I would have to sit.
1:24:25
Through basic first, yeah, you got to do.
1:24:26
Basic. You got to do basic.
1:24:27
What's basic like? Is that where they?
1:24:29
Beat you up? Well, that's they don't do it
1:24:31
anymore, but you just. Learn like things like marching
1:24:34
and do essentially like they break you down so that you can
1:24:37
be. That's what you're thinking of,
1:24:38
yeah. But that's where it happens.
1:24:41
Where they're like. You are a worthless piece of
1:24:43
shit. You belong to the.
1:24:44
United States. I mean, that's probably what
1:24:46
it's like for like Marines and stuff, but like.
1:24:48
Air Force So your basic you think is pretty different than.
1:24:51
100% Oh I didn't know that. What do you mean?
1:24:53
Everyone always told me. Like my my family would be like
1:24:57
oh basic is the same no matter where.
1:24:58
No, no, Marines and Army get it for.
1:25:01
Each of the branches, yeah. OK, wait, but when?
1:25:04
What do you? What do you what?
1:25:05
Do you have to say? For that, like Marines and the
1:25:07
Army get a lot worse because. They're the ones that are like
1:25:10
always in direct combat, like Air Force were always on like a
1:25:13
base, like, Well, yeah. Air Force chair Force.
1:25:16
Yeah, That's, that's that's crazy.
1:25:17
I mean, look, you better salute this man.
1:25:20
Look, I had a buddy. We at the same.
1:25:24
At the same. Time Ricardo, Me and this buddy,
1:25:27
I went to college this route, he did the Air Force route.
1:25:32
If he's ever here, we should definitely have a podcast and we
1:25:34
could talk about him, but his name was Paul.
1:25:37
If he ever listens to this, he went the Air Force route.
1:25:40
I partied and had fun. He was definitely partying.
1:25:45
And. Having fun.
1:25:47
Like on a completely different level of partying and having
1:25:51
fun. And then college happened.
1:25:54
I've graduated college, Paul's already working, making some
1:25:57
sort of money or I don't know what you guys do get get a job
1:26:01
and working for them. And then now I Graduate School,
1:26:05
I have to work a bunch and stop partying as much.
1:26:08
Paul is partying even more. He's doing like crazier things
1:26:13
for partying. And then in a different country,
1:26:15
in Utah. So then and I believe.
1:26:18
Maybe he went somewhere else, but then.
1:26:20
He's in Utah. And then now I'm still
1:26:23
struggling and now Paul has a full life, a wife, a family, a
1:26:26
Jeep, a YouTube channel and and 5 confirmed kills in a boat just
1:26:30
like that. And a boat I don't I was.
1:26:33
Like when did this guy ever struggle?
1:26:35
What happened? He picked the right path,
1:26:36
brother. Yeah, fucked.
1:26:38
I should have. I mean, they would tell me that
1:26:40
too. They're like.
1:26:41
Oh, we know. We, we know a general Air Force
1:26:44
were there. I was.
1:26:45
I remember the day where he was like.
1:26:46
Dude, I think I'm just going to do the Air Force or something.
1:26:48
And I was like, fuck, I'm going to Community College.
1:26:50
I'll see you around. Yeah or no.
1:26:52
I was going to Rowan and then he went to the Air Force.
1:26:56
Did he? He went to a college.
1:26:58
Like to become an officer or he just went like straight up, he
1:27:00
didn't have a degree, OK. What you did?
1:27:04
Yeah. I had an associates degree.
1:27:07
You did. He might have.
1:27:08
Had not useful. You need a.
1:27:10
Bachelors to be an officer? I have a bachelors.
1:27:13
There, but don't you need to take certain classes too?
1:27:16
You can't just have a bachelors in anything.
1:27:18
Just have a bachelors in anything, really.
1:27:19
Yeah. It's just it's just kind of like
1:27:21
a you have education kind of thing.
1:27:23
Yeah, that's so funny to me that it.
1:27:26
Yeah, OK, perfect. That's what I thought.
1:27:27
That they needed that for they were like oh this person endured
1:27:30
4 years of bullshit and got this piece of paper to say that they
1:27:33
did it. So that's all college is.
1:27:36
That's why my grandpa wanted me to get a degree so bad probably.
1:27:38
Yeah, I mean like officers, they all do.
1:27:41
Different things like some of them are like pilots and
1:27:44
whatnot, some of them are just desk workers.
1:27:46
It just depends on whatever, like whatever your job, but you
1:27:50
were you were stationed over. Iraq, No.
1:27:54
Afghanistan. No.
1:27:56
So when I was in the Air Force, I was stationed in England
1:28:00
first, then I went like TD wise, temporary deployments.
1:28:05
The first one was to Bulgaria, the next one was to Spain for
1:28:11
six months. Did you ever go to Bahrain?
1:28:14
That's another one I like there's.
1:28:15
Another buddy, somebody listen Bahrain.
1:28:17
Yeah, that's that's a common one, but.
1:28:19
Like as. I was originally.
1:28:20
Supposed to go to Turkey but that got cancelled so they sent
1:28:23
me over to Spain, which it sounds like fun but I never got
1:28:27
to leave the base. Really.
1:28:28
So what do you do on base? I was a aircraft.
1:28:31
Refueller. No, I mean like so while you're
1:28:34
not work when you're. Not working like.
1:28:35
When you say you never leave base, like you go to work, you
1:28:38
wake up, owe 500 or whatever the fuck and then you go to work,
1:28:43
what do you do after that? Why don't you ever leave the
1:28:45
base? Why can't you leave I?
1:28:46
Wasn't wasn't allowed to leave the base because I was.
1:28:48
Always on call because I relatively speak Spanish like I
1:28:52
can. Understand the last.
1:28:53
And they needed me for translation, so that's why I had
1:28:57
to always be in the area in case that something happened when I
1:29:00
was off a duty. They pay you more for that?
1:29:03
Nope. Damn.
1:29:05
That's a trend that I. Think I heard as well.
1:29:07
So they pay more for different. Languages Spanish they.
1:29:11
Don't. That's fucking crazy.
1:29:12
Did they really? Yeah, but they needed you.
1:29:14
Yeah. But.
1:29:16
If you know like. Mandarin or like other languages
1:29:19
you can be a what is it called crypto linguist which pays out
1:29:24
the ass. Dude, I speak Tagalog.
1:29:26
That's not useful to us at anywhere.
1:29:28
All Filipinos speak English. Yeah, it's.
1:29:30
Like the, I mean, Filipinos and Hispanics get shafted with that
1:29:34
because there's so many of us in the military that they're just
1:29:37
like, why would we need to pay more when we got them all over
1:29:39
the place filed? I mean it's.
1:29:43
Almost all the Asian. Guys I knew in the military were
1:29:45
Filipino dude tactical Asians. Filipinos love to be tactical.
1:29:49
I swear to God, ask Alex any any shooting competition.
1:29:53
Wait, you wouldn't know because you don't fucking talk to Alex
1:29:55
is not Filipino bro. Yes he is.
1:29:57
He's. Like 1/2 percent.
1:29:59
My mom saw Alex and immediately. Knew that's crazy that Alex was
1:30:04
Filipino. That's crazy.
1:30:05
So. There you go.
1:30:08
She saw like 1%. Yeah, maybe.
1:30:11
But in the shooting competitions.
1:30:13
That Alex does there's mad tactical Filipinos and he'll
1:30:17
tell me he'll be like, he look like you tactical Asian and I'm
1:30:20
like, oh shit, that tactical Asian but so.
1:30:24
I was went. England, Bulgaria, Spain and
1:30:28
then I got sent to South Korea. Was there?
1:30:31
Was that? Oh, you are loving it.
1:30:34
Probably it's. Almost JDM but no dude yellow.
1:30:38
This guy is yellow fever. Contestant #1 right here.
1:30:41
Yeah, literally this is it. That would sound crazy to people
1:30:44
who don't know what. Yellow fever is.
1:30:47
It's a disease back, no? It's a drift.
1:30:49
Team, but it's also a drift team, but it's also what you.
1:30:52
Call when a white. Guy loves Asian girls, this is
1:30:54
true, but not that Ricardo's white or.
1:30:57
Anything. It's just.
1:30:59
But yeah, South Korea. Was a blast.
1:31:01
Like at the time I was super into like StarCraft and stuff.
1:31:03
So that's like the hub of all that stuff.
1:31:05
Is it really? Oh yeah.
1:31:06
Why is that like a KDM? Game it's a over tact it's.
1:31:12
Over the top what is it called? I I can't remember what it's
1:31:15
called, but you're like control a bunch of units and whatnot.
1:31:17
I think I but it's huge. I mean no.
1:31:21
StarCraft. But I I guess I never played it.
1:31:23
Yeah, that's huge bit in Korea, like even the original.
1:31:26
StarCraft that came out in like the 90s.
1:31:27
I think it's like the 90s or early 2000.
1:31:29
That's the one I remember. Yeah.
1:31:30
It's still big over there, yeah. So there you are.
1:31:33
Leaving the base and like having.
1:31:34
Fun. Oh yeah, that that because now
1:31:36
you don't speak Korean. They're like.
1:31:37
I'll get this guy out of here. Like, I made Korean friends and
1:31:40
we're just hanging out all the time.
1:31:41
And this is blast. You'd be telling the baddies
1:31:43
over there, yeah, I'm in the military.
1:31:45
That's what when Paul came back from the Air Force, we brought
1:31:48
him out in a in one time. He's fucking telling every
1:31:52
fucking girl. Yeah, I'm in the military.
1:31:55
Shut up, bro. We're in South Jersey.
1:31:58
No one cares. Relax.
1:32:01
Korean girls don't care about that.
1:32:02
That's what I figured. Do like I I have to try it out
1:32:05
there? Every time I have to like.
1:32:06
Match with someone his first question, how much do you make
1:32:08
here? Like all right, cool, unswipe.
1:32:10
They don't just they didn't. So they don't just want like big
1:32:13
strong. American man, got it.
1:32:15
I mean, probably. The girls I was matching were
1:32:17
probably vain, but they just wanted know how much money I'd
1:32:20
make. You don't like go out and meet?
1:32:22
I can't do the apps. I can sell.
1:32:24
I can sell a woman on me in person.
1:32:26
I'm on the apps I cannot. I don't do like clubs and stuff
1:32:29
like I because. When I was at, like when I
1:32:32
joined, I was 23. I was going to ask how old you
1:32:34
were. Yeah, yeah.
1:32:35
So when? I-23 so you're in.
1:32:38
Pretty pretty late compared to other.
1:32:39
People. Why?
1:32:40
Why'd? You go that route.
1:32:43
Originally was because I was overweight and couldn't make it
1:32:47
in. Oh, OK.
1:32:48
It was like I had gone to like an FD event.
1:32:50
They had the recruit like they always had the Air Force
1:32:52
recruiters. They got you an FD?
1:32:53
Yeah, they got me in. No way.
1:32:55
Shit, no. They had the welcome just.
1:32:58
Left in the background because those guys have to.
1:33:00
Get welcome. This might be my year so.
1:33:04
Like back then. They had.
1:33:05
What was it, the Air Force Camaro that was driven by like a
1:33:09
joystick? What?
1:33:11
Yeah. Oh my God, this thing was.
1:33:13
Hideous. But like, for real?
1:33:15
Yeah. A real car?
1:33:16
Yeah. Driving it with.
1:33:17
A joystick. Yeah, pretty.
1:33:18
Sure it was a Camaro is a. Camaro or is that wall Speedway?
1:33:23
No, I. Can't.
1:33:25
Remember which one it was at? But this is like O. 9.
1:33:33
Not a lot of things happened in O9 for you.
1:33:36
I've never even. I wasn't even looking at FD.
1:33:38
In O 9. It was like probably 2011 I was
1:33:40
going to FD since like one of the earlier.
1:33:43
Times like I went to what is it, D1?
1:33:47
Yeah, when they did that English town.
1:33:48
Yeah, damn. Like I have, like I went, he
1:33:51
went when everybody was wearing a white.
1:33:52
T-shirt. It was sick.
1:33:54
I remember I used to wear white tee shirts like dude that.
1:33:57
Was dark time Yeah, like back. Then it was just me and my dad
1:34:00
was like, hey, there's an event. This weekend, let's go.
1:34:02
What's this other Dr. Sideways? I don't know shit about
1:34:05
drifting. You didn't know anything about
1:34:07
drifting? That was just for me.
1:34:08
Like Corollas? Yeah, it's fucking crazy, dude.
1:34:12
Look, I didn't know anything. About drifting back then, I was
1:34:14
just. It was.
1:34:15
Just an event to go with my dad. But what about the movie Tokyo
1:34:18
Drift? You ever heard of it?
1:34:19
Yeah, the the. Chinese one dude, no.
1:34:21
There's, there's a lot of people.
1:34:23
Wait, no. Wait, no, I'm thinking of the
1:34:24
initial. The live action What about that
1:34:27
Chinese fucking? Movie.
1:34:29
That Chinese. Tokyo Drift No.
1:34:31
No, I I had watched, but I don't care.
1:34:34
About like I watched. OK, that's like me.
1:34:36
Like the original Fast and Furious, I watched.
1:34:38
On like TNT? Like a yeah yo, that it was
1:34:42
always. On.
1:34:43
TNT It really was, I think the only one I've actually watched
1:34:47
in the movie. Theaters was 4.
1:34:50
Yep. Four.
1:34:51
Yeah, was. The one with the gas tanker when
1:34:53
they. Brought it back where they where
1:34:55
they open up. We're fucking.
1:34:56
Back, yeah. Yeah, and then they ruined it
1:34:58
right from that movie. It was that was the.
1:35:00
First time I tried to pirate a movie, I think I.
1:35:02
Was downloading that shit left and right.
1:35:04
No, I remember I I was going to the Philippines and that movie
1:35:08
was on the screen for the plane and it was still in theaters.
1:35:13
I remember. Crazy.
1:35:14
That was the craziest. Shit.
1:35:15
Oh yeah, that's like normal. Yeah, now that was crazy as yeah
1:35:18
it. Was awesome.
1:35:19
I was like, Oh my God, I get to watch this movie.
1:35:21
Yeah, and then my grandpa Recipes is behind me.
1:35:24
He's like fucking like the scene where all the chicks was on the
1:35:28
screen motherfucking dead ass went.
1:35:31
What movie is that? What the fuck it's like.
1:35:34
What the fuck? And I turned around a.
1:35:37
Little later, he was just watching it.
1:35:38
It was like, sick. That's funny, hornball, but
1:35:42
like. Yeah, that that time I.
1:35:43
Didn't really care about like. That kind of I'm making fun of
1:35:45
you, but then I'm like I'm kind of.
1:35:46
The same way, but I didn't have a Corolla.
1:35:48
That's a little different. You know, if you have the
1:35:51
fucking iconic drifting car and you don't know about drifting,
1:35:54
that's kind of crazy. Like back then, like a huge fan
1:35:57
of. Takahano, like he was, he was
1:36:00
like the 86 guy still like driving that thing with like
1:36:03
against like 600 horsepower cars at the time.
1:36:06
When did you get? When did you kind of get into
1:36:08
drifting like? For real.
1:36:12
Oh. About like 09 or so, yeah.
1:36:15
So at the same time like right? When you went to that event?
1:36:16
Probably, yeah. Like it was like this like.
1:36:19
FD was already starting. That's when I got into it, yeah.
1:36:22
Like I didn't really care about it when I went to go CD1 and
1:36:25
whatnot. OK, but like I started getting
1:36:28
into it then and it's like this is pretty awesome.
1:36:31
Like when it was that wall when I first.
1:36:34
Started getting into it then. I have like photos on my
1:36:36
Facebook, like I'd go like walk around like the the parking lot
1:36:41
taking photos of people's cars. I'm just gonna be another side
1:36:43
question for you real quick. When did you?
1:36:45
Start taking photos and stuff or videos and whatnot.
1:36:48
That was like my last year. Few years in the military.
1:36:52
OK, so that was later. Yeah, that was later.
1:36:54
OK, I got into. It cuz other stuff.
1:36:56
So how did they? How did they get you at this
1:36:58
event? So they you're.
1:37:00
Talking about the. Airports.
1:37:01
Yeah, they. Had the the pull up.
1:37:04
Bar no, no, no no, they had. That ugly camera.
1:37:08
The Air Force Camaro with the joystick kind of like this is
1:37:10
pretty cool. Like, I mean, it was like back
1:37:12
like when you like would customize your car like with
1:37:15
stupid shit. So I was like, this is pretty
1:37:17
cool and like the recruiters talking to me.
1:37:19
And she was like, oh, yeah, yeah.
1:37:20
Do you have you ever thought about?
1:37:21
And like when I was a kid, I wanted to join because I love
1:37:25
Transformers as a kid and start screen was my favorite F15.
1:37:28
So I was like, that's cool, I want to be a pilot.
1:37:31
Went to like the College in my town had like a little like
1:37:35
event. They had like a Air Force
1:37:37
recruiter with the simrig just like back when I was like 13 or
1:37:42
so. I was like, oh, what do I need
1:37:43
to be a pilot? I was like, oh kid, you got
1:37:45
glasses on, you'll never be a pilot.
1:37:47
So I was like, lock me. Yeah, it's so fucking so like,
1:37:50
what is the glasses on? Got to do with shit.
1:37:52
Well. I.
1:37:52
Want it to be a fire? Pilot So you need to have like
1:37:54
perfect. Vision perfect, everything
1:37:56
Certain size. Certain weight you got to be
1:37:58
smart. You got it's like, yeah, top
1:38:01
tier everything to be a fire. Pilot, you got to be.
1:38:03
But then to fly like a. Bunch of people like you could
1:38:06
be with. Whatever size.
1:38:07
Not whatever, no, but maybe size.
1:38:09
Is a little more lenient, but yeah.
1:38:11
But you need like a certain height requirement and stuff
1:38:13
for. Like pilot, like certain
1:38:14
airframes, like, but yeah, I was like, oh, I've never joined the
1:38:19
Air Force. What?
1:38:20
Not a few years down the line. I was like, well, I can't be a
1:38:23
pilot, but I can be around planes.
1:38:26
I love planes. So I was like, yeah, sure.
1:38:29
Let me let me talk to this recruiter.
1:38:30
And she's like, you're currently 50 lbs overweight to join.
1:38:34
And I was like, OK, she told you that there?
1:38:38
Yeah, she told me that there like she like asked.
1:38:40
Me like my. Height and whatnot So they're
1:38:42
ready to sign you? The fuck?
1:38:43
They're ready to ship you out, FD.
1:38:44
You don't even go home first, they just take you from there.
1:38:48
Yeah. Is that where I'm gonna have to
1:38:49
get an? Application dude I.
1:38:50
Still think about it. You're going, Do I go when FD is
1:38:53
this year? You're going.
1:38:54
I'm gonna. Go get a job.
1:38:56
Leave. Go to the military.
1:38:57
Come. Back, I mean a bunch of home.
1:38:58
Loans for for cheap. It's really good to have on your
1:39:00
resume too, obviously. Yeah, any.
1:39:02
Military stuff is always good. Yeah.
1:39:04
I think like people that hire like.
1:39:06
Veterans get like discounts socially.
1:39:08
Oh yeah, then you get the fucking discounts for the rest
1:39:10
of your life. I mean.
1:39:11
I never use any of that stuff, but you can I.
1:39:13
Can but I? Yeah.
1:39:14
Would you? Recommend.
1:39:15
Somebody who's older. Like me to go no why not it's
1:39:21
but as an officer but. Then I mean as an officer, but
1:39:23
I. Also have like.
1:39:25
None of those. Benefits.
1:39:27
For somebody who could use those benefits, it doesn't pay that
1:39:30
much. Yes, but what about getting a
1:39:33
house, Don't you guys? Get wicked deals on houses Yeah,
1:39:36
yeah, I think it's not wicked deals.
1:39:38
You just. Don't have to pay like some
1:39:40
insurance, I think you it's like and you don't have to put a down
1:39:42
payment. That's pretty important.
1:39:45
So like 50? Grand Ricardo?
1:39:46
What the fuck? That's.
1:39:48
A pretty good deal I'll take. That I guess, but there's.
1:39:50
Like. Like.
1:39:52
Stipulations through. You have to, you have to live in
1:39:55
that house. Yeah, until it's paid off.
1:39:58
Yeah, no problem. I'll die in there.
1:40:00
Or or what? I don't know.
1:40:02
I'll die. I don't.
1:40:02
Know, but like you also. Have to like, I mean, there's
1:40:05
some people that buy houses and they just like, you know what
1:40:08
I'm saying? Like and whatnot, they get, they
1:40:10
like you're I'm going to buy this house, OK?
1:40:12
Cool. All right, give me the down
1:40:13
payment. Or however, however they do it.
1:40:15
All right, cool. Done.
1:40:16
Two years later, you don't live in that house anymore, but
1:40:18
you're still paying it. Like, what are they going to do?
1:40:19
You have to tax it on to the end.
1:40:21
I think some shit. Yeah, I think they OK.
1:40:23
And then like you have. Like certain restrictions like
1:40:25
you. Can't be.
1:40:26
In a flood area, whatnot, Yeah, It's going to be like a perfect
1:40:28
house. Yeah, pretty much.
1:40:30
Malcolm, we out, found a fixer over.
1:40:32
Nope. Listen, we're.
1:40:35
Flying high, but do not take him with you.
1:40:37
Dude, both of us are leaving at the same time.
1:40:40
No, it'd be so fucked. No, because.
1:40:43
Then I'm going to have to join with you, dude.
1:40:45
Let's do. It fuck that, you're actually
1:40:47
out of the window. I think not a joke dude, you're
1:40:50
out of the window. What are you?
1:40:51
35. 35 now you got 2 years I think.
1:40:54
Two years, I see. 37 is like the window.
1:40:57
Let's go. Let's all go, your boys.
1:40:59
Trip, Yeah. Dude, let's go to fucking dudes.
1:41:01
Oh, my one buddy went and he went to Bahrain and all he told
1:41:05
me about it was that he had this like fake Chipotle the entire
1:41:08
time. Fake Chipotle?
1:41:09
Yeah, terrible. No, he said.
1:41:11
It was good as. Fuck, you're just.
1:41:12
Ate. Lift weights.
1:41:13
And went home, Yeah, came back. He was jacked as fuck.
1:41:16
It's like, what the hell? When you're on deployment, you
1:41:18
collect so much money. You don't have.
1:41:19
Anywhere to spend this? Yeah, it's like a six month
1:41:22
saving. You got nowhere to spend it.
1:41:24
So he's just pocketing 6 months worth of paychecks.
1:41:27
But they don't really pay you that crazy, right?
1:41:28
No like. Six months, what you get and you
1:41:30
coming home like. With a JZ.
1:41:32
X No, I mean it depends on where you damn it.
1:41:35
It depends on where you go in your rank.
1:41:37
Carl's like they stationed him in Japan.
1:41:40
I wouldn't come home. I'd find a way dude, would I?
1:41:42
Be scared what what what ideally would happen is I would join.
1:41:47
I'm I'm, I'm set. I got a bunch of good
1:41:49
relationships with everybody. Boom, my fucked up knee that I
1:41:52
have. You know what actually happened
1:41:55
to you. Breaks pow.
1:41:57
Snaps. Now I'm getting.
1:41:58
An honorable discharge disability, disability, you'd
1:42:02
get in and I'm going. Home.
1:42:04
You'd get in, then Carl's like, you know what, I'm going to do
1:42:06
this. For what is it 2 year minimum
1:42:08
44? That's insane.
1:42:10
Do this for four years and I'm going to get out and I'm just
1:42:13
going to get I'm. Going to get everything I.
1:42:15
Want fucking straight to Iran? Fucking one of the first people
1:42:19
on the ground. Literally, you're gonna What the
1:42:21
fuck? You're gonna.
1:42:22
Command this fucking air unit like and that is dude OK And
1:42:25
guess what? Just as Ethan was introducing me
1:42:29
to this idea, all of this world shit started happening.
1:42:34
Rockets going over you? What?
1:42:35
The fuck Diego is? Like, hey, remember when we were
1:42:38
talking? About that, Good thing, yeah,
1:42:40
because I'm telling you it was low cars.
1:42:42
Going to be in a corner. Rocking back and forth 1JZ1.
1:42:44
JZ like JZX. When I get home, JZX.
1:42:47
When I get. Home JZ.
1:42:48
X when? I hope that doesn't happen, but
1:42:50
that would be crazy if that. If that fucking happened, it's
1:42:53
like everyone that I knew. That signed up for four years
1:42:56
they're like I'm just going to go in, get my school and get
1:42:59
out. Lifers, all of them.
1:43:01
What does that mean? Like that they do it until life
1:43:03
they do. Until like they're.
1:43:04
What do they do? Where that now that that's what
1:43:06
they have to do. No, like they just like enjoy a
1:43:10
good. Situation I'm going to kid like
1:43:12
re up my contract every time Yeah, it was always the ones
1:43:15
that signed up for four. Years.
1:43:17
What happens? When you leave at like let's say
1:43:18
three years. You go, I'm not fucking doing
1:43:21
this anymore. I mean if you get a like
1:43:24
dishonorable. Discharge you could do like, I
1:43:26
want to know like, like say like you're just like fighting.
1:43:29
Against it. You're like, I know I'm not
1:43:30
fucking working. I'm not like you're crazy.
1:43:31
You're just like, I'm not they'll they'll fucking put a
1:43:35
package. In to get you dishonorably
1:43:36
discharged and then your entire life's fucked because because of
1:43:41
like. Jobs.
1:43:41
We'll see. That and be like.
1:43:44
Yo, even as bad as going to prison.
1:43:45
Even the army. Doesn't want.
1:43:47
Because if someone came. Here and they're like I was
1:43:49
disarmed with the discharger. I'd be like, cool, what'd you
1:43:52
do? Yeah.
1:43:53
I mean, I wouldn't be like, oh, you're I can't hurt you.
1:43:55
Yeah, Yeah. I mean, like, it's more like a
1:43:57
corporate job and stuff. They'll be like, oh.
1:43:59
That's fucking easy to me, yeah. I feel like that's just.
1:44:02
Like some. Propaganda they use.
1:44:04
You know, so that you don't want that to happen.
1:44:06
Should I join? This doesn't seem like a bad
1:44:09
deal. I mean, honestly, if I wasn't
1:44:12
injured, I'd. Still be in it was if it was a
1:44:15
two year thing they make you shower in a big room with.
1:44:17
Everybody and shit and. Basic yeah, yeah, you just.
1:44:21
Touching Dicks with everybody and shit I'm.
1:44:23
Nearsighted. So that was a.
1:44:26
Didn't see anything. So you're literally in a big.
1:44:28
That was I was making that up. You're in a big room, they make
1:44:31
you shower and they hose you down and shit.
1:44:33
No they don't hose. You're literally in a shower.
1:44:34
Like gazing. You literally take like 2 minute
1:44:37
showers maximum security prison. Dude, I'm.
1:44:40
Thinking of like hazing from like frats and shit.
1:44:43
You're thinking of like you're thinking of high school.
1:44:45
Wrestling team like National Lampoon when they fucking.
1:44:48
Like are in. The military or they don't do
1:44:51
hazing anymore, unfortunately. Unfortunately so I was like so
1:44:54
when I was. When I I was in.
1:44:56
England, we still had like, we still had like things like that
1:44:59
were considered hazing that we still did What we would do is
1:45:03
whenever like you'd leave, we'd all like gather around like
1:45:07
speech, speech, whatnot. And then like that speech.
1:45:10
Speech, what speech like, you know.
1:45:12
Give like a little speech like. Like how you enjoy your time and
1:45:15
whatnot and then you make a break for the door and we'd all
1:45:18
like tackle you and fucking get tape, wrap up your arms and
1:45:21
stuff, take you outside and just dump buckets of cold water on
1:45:25
you. Why your butt?
1:45:26
You. No, no.
1:45:27
Full uniform. I was gonna.
1:45:28
Say happen. To you.
1:45:30
Yeah. Shit.
1:45:32
It was, I could see. You enjoying that?
1:45:33
No, it was a good time. I.
1:45:35
See, I knew it. My annoyance.
1:45:37
Is that I? I like would have to shower.
1:45:39
With a bunch of people and I get skeeved out by that.
1:45:41
That's only two. Like somebody's going to stab me
1:45:43
in my back. That's literally no, I'm not
1:45:45
what I mean, no. Nowadays, I don't know, scary
1:45:48
stuff that's literally. Like 2 months of your life and
1:45:50
then. Then you go off to text like for
1:45:52
Air Force, you go off to tech school.
1:45:53
I don't know what is for Army and Marines and Navy, but it is
1:45:57
kind of shit because part of me is like, Carl, don't worry about
1:45:59
that shit. It's not like high school, but
1:46:00
then I'm like, oh, wait, oh, there's high schoolers in there.
1:46:02
The military is nothing but high school, Yeah.
1:46:05
So yeah, it could get me like people.
1:46:07
Were just calling me pops. Because I'm old, That's a good
1:46:11
thing. That's what was happening with
1:46:12
me. Like they wouldn't.
1:46:13
Call me a pops but they always. Referred to me as the old man
1:46:15
because I was 23 and everyone was like 18.
1:46:18
I would literally be 12 years older than.
1:46:21
Dead to them they'd be like, that's Grandpa.
1:46:23
You're my son. Well, how do you?
1:46:25
Feel about that like my MTI was I think like.
1:46:29
Five months younger than me. It's like, dude, just like a
1:46:33
Sergeant when I like this Weird. That is weird, but it is.
1:46:38
What it is, right? Yeah, This is what it is.
1:46:40
It's the rank system. You ever accidentally not salute
1:46:44
someone? Oh, yeah.
1:46:45
And then what happens? That's easy to do.
1:46:47
The only. Time I hit you up.
1:46:49
No, the only time I. Ever did It was basic.
1:46:52
I was essentially in the middle of throwing up from my after
1:46:55
doing like PT because I just got fucking wrecked and a major kid
1:46:58
like happened to walk by. I'm just like literally like
1:47:01
puking at his feet. No, like I'm in the Bush.
1:47:03
Just like throwing. Up.
1:47:05
And he's like saying something to me, like I the other guys
1:47:08
that were with me, like saluting him.
1:47:09
I'm not saluting him because I'm like face down in the Bush.
1:47:13
And I get up and I just like see him and he's like, don't worry
1:47:16
about it, son. I was like, OK, thank God.
1:47:18
OK, so he was, he was cold, but he knew what was like.
1:47:21
He knew that you were bugging out because, you know you
1:47:23
noticed he was a. Major OK, yeah, that's the only
1:47:26
time I've ever like, not saluted.
1:47:28
An officer, because you are you Are your eyes supposed to go
1:47:32
right away? To their rank.
1:47:33
Oh yeah. OK.
1:47:34
So you're just you're like always on swivel trying to make
1:47:36
sure. OK, yeah.
1:47:39
And what? Happens when you don't do that.
1:47:41
You get reamed out. They beat, they beat you up.
1:47:44
Every time I ask. There's just no contact.
1:47:47
I thought I was going to get beat up if I joined or some
1:47:48
shit. This sounds like he would just
1:47:49
hate basic training and then after that, boom, smooth
1:47:51
sailing. I feel like that that would be
1:47:53
You ever watch Inglourious Basterds?
1:47:55
Yeah, the ending. Thing where he's like I've been
1:47:57
chewed out before. Yeah.
1:47:58
That's essentially your Yeah, what happens.
1:48:01
OK, that's a good movie. Yeah, it's, it's all right.
1:48:04
I I don't like. That's his best.
1:48:05
Movie, I would say. Honestly, I don't.
1:48:06
Like it because when I was in Spain, the Marines.
1:48:09
I was with, would watch it on loop every day.
1:48:12
Yeah. So it's just like.
1:48:14
This it was a good. Movie at 1st until it stopped
1:48:17
being a good movie. Were you a history buff at all
1:48:20
growing up or no? Not really history buff.
1:48:22
So you're not a fan of R Lee Ermey?
1:48:25
OK, that was the guy. Malcolm knows who he.
1:48:28
Is now because he was in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but that he's
1:48:32
like a Marine from Vietnam? Is he the one that was the
1:48:35
Sergeant? In a full metal yeah yeah he did
1:48:39
a bunch of yeah he did a bunch of movies yeah I grew up
1:48:41
watching mail call on the. History Channel.
1:48:43
And he was like the guy that would do that shit, but I just
1:48:47
wanted to know if you because you're my age.
1:48:49
But I guess it's like, I was funny, dude, I'm.
1:48:52
Like the only. Movie.
1:48:53
I've seen him in his full metal. Jacket I've only seen the basic
1:48:55
scene. You ever see Texas Chainsaw the
1:48:57
2003 one you're. A horror movie guy or no?
1:49:00
I like the old my SO my cousins have all.
1:49:02
Like WWE and whatnot, they love horror movies and I was a
1:49:06
fucking kid and I was frightened by those movies.
1:49:08
I was just like, this just sucks so much.
1:49:10
I don't like this. Do you remember what movie
1:49:12
fucked you up? Slugs.
1:49:14
What? Look this up, Malcolm, please.
1:49:16
Didn't we talk about? This before I think I've seen
1:49:18
this movie of of the. Poster.
1:49:19
Yeah. We might have brought up the,
1:49:21
the the. Movie artwork work.
1:49:23
Malcolm might get fucking shell shocked from this.
1:49:25
This is like. A fucking not even be like.
1:49:28
AC list movie Oh no, this is I don't know No, I don't know.
1:49:32
Don't I get? The photo, the slug bite in the
1:49:33
toe, Oh my God, Malcolm is giving.
1:49:37
Me. PTSD.
1:49:40
If they were like that, not. Fuck that.
1:49:43
Like so there's like a scene in the movie where like these two.
1:49:45
Like couples having sex, they don't realize the entire floor
1:49:48
has been filled up with slugs. Like while they started and one
1:49:51
of them falls off the bed and just gets eaten alive.
1:49:53
That, yeah, that that would fuck me up.
1:49:56
Oh yeah. That this was like.
1:49:57
One of those gore. Gore porn dude.
1:50:00
This movie looks kind of sick honestly.
1:50:02
Those little bit of leashes, what makes you say?
1:50:05
This movie looks go up. I'll show you.
1:50:07
There's like a bunch of turds on the ground that photo.
1:50:11
Oh, I think that that. Guy.
1:50:13
He's like a. Slug gets into a cabbage and he
1:50:15
eats like a piece and then they just eat him from the inside
1:50:17
out. Look at like the thing.
1:50:19
I was really amazed at the special.
1:50:20
Effects. So am I.
1:50:21
That's fucking crazy. Yeah.
1:50:23
Like this. This the this this this.
1:50:26
Is but like my. Favorite movie all time is a.
1:50:30
Horror movie, or I think it's technically a horror movie.
1:50:33
The Thing. The thing is definitely a horror
1:50:35
movie. Yeah, AUS, the original.
1:50:36
Yeah, the original, Yeah, I like the remake too, actually.
1:50:38
Did you? Like it?
1:50:39
I've never. Watched it because I was like oh
1:50:40
you should watch it. I.
1:50:42
I was like that. That's.
1:50:44
That's an ugly Jet Davis. That's Jet.
1:50:49
Davis's fucked up cousin. Jed Davis has to be there for
1:50:53
Halloween. This is last.
1:50:57
Week. He misses us.
1:50:58
We're going. To three by the.
1:50:59
Way I talked to Jet almost every day now.
1:51:00
It's crazy we're going. To JD 3, by the way.
1:51:03
Yeah, so you like this movie? Oh I love this.
1:51:06
Movie. This is a.
1:51:07
Terrifying movie. Oh yeah.
1:51:09
I don't know. How you like this movie?
1:51:11
I love this movie because what the fuck.
1:51:13
Is that new one? That's the new one.
1:51:15
I I didn't want. To watch the new one because I
1:51:17
heard that they. Did practical effects and they
1:51:19
replaced it all with CGI in the post.
1:51:21
They did what? Oh really?
1:51:23
Yeah. Wait, what?
1:51:24
But then what? Was the point of bragging that
1:51:25
you do? Practical effects.
1:51:26
There's practical effects like when you have it in person.
1:51:28
I'll tell you exactly what that is.
1:51:29
Dude, that's someone. That's someone in post.
1:51:31
Going fuck it, it's not good enough.
1:51:33
We got fuck it, we got to change the whole thing and then they
1:51:35
ruin. The fucking movie.
1:51:36
That's exactly what it is, the producer going oh, but the kids
1:51:38
like the CGI. Now, because like, look at that.
1:51:41
Look down Malcolm from that one. You're on down down, down down
1:51:45
that. That scene is fucking terrifying
1:51:47
dude. And I don't really remember the
1:51:50
whole CGI thing, but it probably would have bothered me back then
1:51:52
too when I saw it. And I don't think it was like
1:51:54
really that bad, like like 1. Of the best like.
1:51:59
Scenes in like the original is like their operating table yeah
1:52:02
they got a guy that an amputee to do it like when the thing
1:52:05
bites his hands off they had an amputee like wear a mask and
1:52:07
then yeah, yeah, yeah, it's amazing scene but.
1:52:10
That's the thing about the. The thing The thing about the.
1:52:12
Remake the CGI actually did. I'm talking at.
1:52:16
A character because out of my ass a little bit because I
1:52:19
haven't seen it in a long time. But that movie came out what,
1:52:22
1214? I think so.
1:52:26
It was like. Mid Aughts 11. 11 OK damn, I'm
1:52:30
fucking good, I said. 12 I really didn't know, but yeah, I
1:52:35
liked it, man. I thought it was good.
1:52:37
And I remember seeing the original and I saw this and I
1:52:39
was like, and the end, the ending of the of the next one is
1:52:43
actually good. Yeah.
1:52:44
You got to watch, dude. You got to watch.
1:52:45
You got to let me know how you enjoyed the ending.
1:52:48
Like the ending in the original is perfect.
1:52:51
You don't know who's Yeah, you don't know it's.
1:52:54
Yeah. Perfect.
1:52:54
Then I think you'll like the ending of the.
1:52:57
Remake, yeah, from what I remember.
1:53:00
But. The scene like that scene where
1:53:02
that person's like cuz like. In my head I'm like.
1:53:04
See, they couldn't do that with practical effects in the 80s.
1:53:07
So now or 70s, whatever the fuck it was eighties, 80s.
1:53:11
So now seeing that, just seeing the idea like because.
1:53:16
Because it's a crazy. Idea, Malcolm, it's basically
1:53:18
like this, this virus that they find in like Antarctica and it
1:53:22
starts like morphing people's bodies and shit and like taking
1:53:28
over their whole body, right, Yeah.
1:53:30
And. It's hard to.
1:53:33
Do that shit in the 80s with. With fucking practical.
1:53:35
Effects, you know, So did they redo the blood scene?
1:53:37
I don't remember. I'm not a big thing.
1:53:40
Fan so I don't. Remember the details, but I
1:53:43
remember that one scene and I was like, that shit is that shit
1:53:45
looks crazy. So I would watch that movie
1:53:48
again. That's funny that you're not a.
1:53:50
Hard guy, but that that's John Carpenter's like one of his.
1:53:54
It might be his first movie. I don't remember if it's the
1:53:56
first movie. Oh no, Halloween is one of his
1:53:58
first movies. But yeah, The thing is
1:54:02
definitely a good 1A classic. Movie.
1:54:05
So you don't like any other horror movies?
1:54:07
Like, I mean, I grew up watching like Chase and then.
1:54:09
Like Freddie. But like, yeah.
1:54:11
And then it just started like jumping the shark or like Freddy
1:54:14
versus Jason chasing the X. Yeah, dude, Freddy.
1:54:16
I remember when that came out, I was like this would.
1:54:18
Be fucking terrible. I don't want to watch this show.
1:54:20
I remember like not being interested in the slasher movies
1:54:24
when I was that age. For some reason I was like into
1:54:27
other stuff. But all right, let me I know we
1:54:31
he. Put up a questionnaire, right?
1:54:32
Yes, OK. How many are how many?
1:54:35
Questions are about T30. Sevens probably a lot of
1:54:39
ridiculous shit. That's how this usually goes.
1:54:41
You. Want some moonshine?
1:54:42
No, I'm good. That's funny.
1:54:44
Because you, you. You listen.
1:54:45
To these podcasts too, so you already.
1:54:46
Know everything I mean, you're, you're literally one of our
1:54:49
longest Patreon members ever. So thank you Ricardo, you're
1:54:53
about to get some merch. He was.
1:54:54
Probably the first. No.
1:54:56
I am the second. Oh really?
1:54:57
Who was the 1st? Tyler, he beat me by like a
1:55:00
minute. Tyler Holzman.
1:55:02
Holzman. Yeah, I've never pronounced.
1:55:04
I haven't seen. Tyler in a minute.
1:55:05
I wonder what Tyler? 'S up to right now.
1:55:07
Probably driving a truck. Yep, Yep.
1:55:09
Hey, do you want some moonshine pop?
1:55:11
A little bit. Tiny bit.
1:55:13
Do we have a lot of questions? Enough.
1:55:18
Let me run the. Bathroom.
1:55:19
Yeah, yeah, you want to. I'm going to let you.
1:55:22
Smell this. Me.
1:55:24
Yeah, I'm. Going to take a drink yo we.
1:55:29
Got Quan to take a drink? Is it not Drink?
1:55:32
No. Like ever.
1:55:34
Never. Wow. 10.
1:55:35
Years. What?
1:55:38
That's fucked. I know.
1:55:39
I felt so bad. I was like, you're going to
1:55:41
realize, no, he just doesn't drink.
1:55:44
Maybe he's had a sip of champagne at New Year's.
1:55:46
Oh, but he. Just hasn't been drunk and this
1:55:49
is what I. Acquired.
1:55:50
While I was in Tennessee and I brought it here.
1:55:52
Oh, he's you didn't even crack it open.
1:55:54
I brought this in a plane. That's legal.
1:55:56
No, I had Ethan drive it back here.
1:55:58
Oh. OK.
1:56:00
Dude, how the? Fuck am I?
1:56:01
Oh yeah, he's some pretty good. Questions.
1:56:03
Oh, Ethan drove all the way down there.
1:56:05
Yeah, Dang. Motherfucker, dude.
1:56:10
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tough blood like dude, that was. Fire I seen.
1:56:18
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1:56:20
Oh, that smells like fucking medicine.
1:56:23
It's. A.
1:56:24
It's E85 that smells exactly. Like the shit I'd have to drink
1:56:27
when it's. Luden's cough drops.
1:56:29
It smells. Fire.
1:56:30
If it tastes like a Luden's, I fuck with.
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What inspired that? Why?
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Well, to be honest with you. I.
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Really wanted to. The black.
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We're. Out of the Dark age, yeah.
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I was like, this guy upgraded the matches.
1:59:52
Yeah, I think it was Malcolm's idea or someone, someone said.
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Lighter. I think it was me, yeah.
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Also. We want some feedback.
2:00:00
What do you guys think about a slightly thicker shirt?
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Yeah. Let us know if you guys are.
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Buyers, if you've purchased. Our shirts before do you like
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those shirts or do you are they too thin?
2:00:11
I keep. Telling you I get holes by the
2:00:13
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2:00:14
You would rather have a thick one, do you?
2:00:16
Wear our shirts. Yeah, wear shirts.
2:00:18
Do you like them? Or do you?
2:00:19
Would you? Rather have something like.
2:00:21
A little thicker like this? I don't know like.
2:00:25
This for. Me.
2:00:26
This one's like a little too. Thick feels kind of like, see,
2:00:29
he's probably more like me. That's what I want.
2:00:31
Look. I'm pretty sure this faction I
2:00:32
have on right now. Has well, you're not built for
2:00:35
these light. Shirts you need.
2:00:36
Something tough. Dude, it's because I'd be
2:00:38
fucking doing stuff, yeah. Like it's ridiculous.
2:00:42
It's chainmail. Or something.
2:00:44
Dude, yeah, the old shirt I did like tear.
2:00:48
Through with. That was under my car and just
2:00:50
should be. All those shirts are the same
2:00:53
ones. But Malcolm wants me to go to a
2:00:56
thicker 1. I like the thin shirts, but I
2:00:58
know that I'm not the majority, so I like them thick.
2:01:02
I like them thin. That's literally true.
2:01:06
Literally, you could. Yeah.
2:01:08
Yeah. You could put that apply that
2:01:11
in. Other things.
2:01:12
Yeah, like your shirts personality.
2:01:15
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I didn't even.
2:01:17
I didn't even. Understand it.
2:01:19
Until. We went, we went to Corey's
2:01:20
shop, Panther Printing, and we, we were looking at some stuff
2:01:23
and I was like, OK, now I get it.
2:01:25
Because like, he was showing me like the thicker shirts.
2:01:26
I was like, yeah, this is exactly the kind of shirt I
2:01:28
don't want. Yeah, because it gets it gets to
2:01:30
this itchy consistency. That yeah, like it's just I
2:01:33
don't know something about it when.
2:01:34
It's a thick. Shirt.
2:01:35
I just know. Like yellow fever, we print on
2:01:39
comfort colors. You guys don't use comfort
2:01:42
colors? No, no, it's a different. 1 but
2:01:45
the comfort colors is the. One that I like because it's
2:01:47
thick, it is usually vintage washed if you like that color
2:01:52
and the fit is nice. I like the boxy fit.
2:01:54
That's what he likes to. What happened though?
2:01:57
Shit is fucking nasty. Oh, it's.
2:01:59
Not you're not a moonshine guy. Fuck no.
2:02:01
Dude, you got it. There's a way to drink it.
2:02:03
You. Should have Did you smell?
2:02:04
It you got to throw it back. Oh wait, you shot it.
2:02:08
Yeah, parking over there. Oh well, I have like a little
2:02:11
bit here. He's drinking like it's whiskey,
2:02:12
but isn't that a cough drop? It's literally.
2:02:14
A Luden's cough drop if you drank.
2:02:15
It that's worse. Nah, dude, it is.
2:02:18
Do you want cough syrup? No, no, no, no.
2:02:20
I drink. I just don't want.
2:02:21
Moonshine. You sure?
2:02:22
Look, let me get a whiff. Yeah, yeah, whiff will do it.
2:02:25
You might get drunk off a whiff. Dude, that little bit in your
2:02:28
cup, I'll tell you, the second smell is going to be better.
2:02:30
It just smells like medicine. Yes, it's so good.
2:02:33
Man, you don't. Like to pretend.
2:02:35
Like we're drinking promethazine.
2:02:38
It's good bugging out. Dude, you like it?
2:02:40
Where's the? Malcolm, Cam.
2:02:41
Yes, you do. Just give him some.
2:02:43
Doctor Pepper. Moonshine.
2:02:45
What Fucking camera. I'm fucking fucked up right now.
2:02:47
That shit's. Ass.
2:02:50
Dude it. Looks so bright.
2:02:52
You should have tried. You.
2:02:53
Should have tried the fucking the. 140 proof that what you
2:02:56
would have hated that was there Like no flavour to that.
2:03:00
I just. Looked at it and didn't want to.
2:03:02
Maybe you were just. I know it.
2:03:04
I thought he would. Like it?
2:03:06
Dude. It's cuz you're going in there
2:03:07
knowing you're gonna. Hate it?
2:03:09
No, it tastes like fucking medicine.
2:03:11
Yeah, it's good. For you.
2:03:13
It's good for you. Dude.
2:03:16
I had to hurry. Up and.
2:03:17
Pick a jar. If I could pick again I would
2:03:19
have bought the Peach 1. So you don't even like or the
2:03:22
apple pie one? I was.
2:03:24
I got. We did the taste thing.
2:03:25
I got buzzed as fuck so quick I was like I had to dude.
2:03:29
All I had was the T-shirt on and the faction jacket and I was.
2:03:33
I looked at Quan. I was sweating.
2:03:36
I was like, why am I hot? And he's like.
2:03:38
Dude then the guy's like won't put some heat in your chest and
2:03:43
I'm like Wags just texted me. He said he's in the Patreon.
2:03:45
He said inhale before sipping, exhale after.
2:03:48
Yes, try it out bro. That is the way.
2:03:51
Inhale. Before.
2:03:52
Sipping Why does thank God we have a professional fucking
2:03:54
drinker? Why does Wags know how?
2:03:56
To do that, So what? The fuck?
2:04:01
Still. Fucking nasty.
2:04:03
You just. What did he?
2:04:04
What did he do? He's just trying.
2:04:05
To get you a drink. He was like, he was like, this
2:04:07
is. That kind.
2:04:08
Of stuff you just. Tip and sip.
2:04:09
You don't. You don't breathe it, you don't
2:04:11
smell it, don't do none of it. That's what he said about the
2:04:14
song. You need a technique to drink
2:04:15
something. Fuck that tip and sip.
2:04:17
Doesn't that make it sound like? You should just.
2:04:19
I'm going to. Tip and sip this one bro.
2:04:21
Where? Where are we?
2:04:21
You look a little worried. I'm fucking good.
2:04:24
Now I've had two. Beers and this, Yeah, I'm
2:04:26
buzzing off of that already. I swear to God.
2:04:28
It does, doesn't it? No, no dude, I.
2:04:32
Swear to God. This is actually oh shit
2:04:36
question, I'm sorry about that. My bad.
2:04:39
Oh shit, the. Worst is.
2:04:41
Soju. From.
2:04:42
South Korea, has she got into that shit?
2:04:44
No, no, it's they're not. Regulated.
2:04:46
Oh, hold on, Mike, before Malcolm yells at you.
2:04:49
Put that mic in your mouth. Oh yeah, it's not regulated.
2:04:52
So my. First experience with soju.
2:04:55
You know, military would drink a lot, go oh, this tastes like
2:04:58
nothing, whole bottle down. Oh no, we didn't know you're
2:05:01
supposed to do shots of it. Tastes like water.
2:05:04
So we're just one down, another one down.
2:05:09
Don't remember waking up. That used to be a fun pregame.
2:05:12
Was like 1. Of those like it looks like a
2:05:15
beer bottle size that's like the whole competition so Jude that's
2:05:18
it I'll have one of. Those and I'm OK.
2:05:21
Why won't you put one? 80SX tail lights.
2:05:23
On your 180SX what are you saying?
2:05:27
Like Typefax? Tails.
2:05:28
Yeah, it's. Louis, I don't think he
2:05:29
understands it. OK, there's.
2:05:31
Other tail lights for one 80s that are also from one 80s,
2:05:35
Yeah, it's got 180. It's got shookie tail lights.
2:05:38
I don't like the cockie tail lights cuz they are pronounced.
2:05:43
I guess they pop out. Yeah I like it to be flush.
2:05:47
I think you don't like them because they're not the look
2:05:49
you're. Going for either, No, I don't
2:05:51
think it would go with the look that you're going.
2:05:52
I mean the original. Like the silly from Nissan has
2:05:55
those tail. Like it's Cokie.
2:05:57
It's a Cokie shit. I didn't.
2:05:59
Know that. Yeah, I didn't.
2:05:59
Know that either I think. You're the one from initial.
2:06:02
D and I feel like the one in Initial D has.
2:06:04
Yeah, I thought it'd be a chookie.
2:06:05
Yeah, the one in Initial D is a chookie.
2:06:06
It's a. Crashed.
2:06:08
It's a crashed one. It's crashed 1E that's replaces
2:06:10
the front end. So you think they made those?
2:06:13
Cars because of When did the initial D come out?
2:06:17
Late 90s. OK, so they didn't?
2:06:19
Make them because of. That they just made them
2:06:20
because. People would convert them.
2:06:22
Yeah, so it was it was it? Was a.
2:06:24
Package like after that. So you just don't like those
2:06:27
tail lights? No, I don't.
2:06:28
Like this as love the rest of the Cokie.
2:06:31
Kit the like the rest of my car has Cokie kit on it, but I just
2:06:34
don't like the tail lights. You might be one of the only
2:06:36
people I actually know that don't like those.
2:06:38
Tail lights. I think potentially it's it's
2:06:43
the fact. That they're pronounced and
2:06:45
everyone runs them. Yeah, like.
2:06:50
I don't know that. Must have been my favorite part
2:06:51
about a 180. SX when I was getting.
2:06:53
Into them. I think it was probably those
2:06:55
tail lights. I would say if I'm like trying
2:06:57
to remember because it like they looked modern.
2:07:00
Yeah, that's why I like them. That's probably why you don't
2:07:04
like them. I mean.
2:07:06
I guess so. Like I, I tend to go more
2:07:09
towards like the OEM kind of looks like everyone that runs
2:07:12
them always runs like Arrow and stuff.
2:07:14
Like I I could always just try to keep it as close to as the
2:07:18
original as possible. Yeah, it's like all my all my
2:07:21
cars OEM parts like at least like body wise, but it but it
2:07:26
technically would be OEM. Yeah, but it's, it's, I don't
2:07:30
know. It's the part that confuses me.
2:07:32
I don't mind if you don't like the tail lights.
2:07:33
The part that. Confuses me is that that's
2:07:36
actually the tail that would come on the car that you kind of
2:07:38
wanted. You know, that's, that's weird.
2:07:41
But yeah, but it makes your car unique.
2:07:44
What's your favorite cereal? Raisin Bran.
2:07:49
Oh my *** Bro what? What the fuck?
2:07:53
What? Sit down.
2:07:54
Over there you can't even drink the damn Muncha Raisin Bran.
2:07:57
No, that is my yo Ricardo Raisin Bran.
2:07:59
Crunch. Just regular.
2:08:02
They're both good, but. Crunch.
2:08:03
So you'd be fucking with. Raisins as a fruit as a snack,
2:08:07
You would eat that. Raisins as a snack.
2:08:10
I prefer it as a cereal. Dude I I remember eating.
2:08:15
Raisins. And I think it was by choice
2:08:18
when I was little, like when I was young, the little red boxer.
2:08:21
So good but like. I couldn't even imagine.
2:08:24
Eating that on. By.
2:08:25
Choice right now. Dude fuck that.
2:08:27
I would eat that if it was covered in chocolate.
2:08:29
And put in a yellow bag to where it says raisinets.
2:08:32
I'm in fuck with that. But I remember eating them at
2:08:35
the grocery store with my mom. EW.
2:08:37
Bro Raisin fuck EW it. Tastes like wine.
2:08:43
Yeah, kind of. I mean, oh, you don't.
2:08:44
Have a mature palette. No.
2:08:46
No. Why?
2:08:46
There's grapes. The palette is our grapes.
2:08:48
Mature. You're not mature.
2:08:50
Would you guys eat anything when you were grocery shopping?
2:08:52
No. Yes, I would get the the gummy
2:08:54
worms out. Of the Pathmark, like back when
2:08:56
they used to have the little claw thing.
2:08:58
Yeah, I would like just keep going to the fucking claw thing
2:09:01
and just taking one out of the gummy.
2:09:02
My mom gave me a bagel. I eat the whole bagel.
2:09:04
Damn, that would. Get the you know when ShopRite.
2:09:07
I don't know if any of your shoprites had here, around here
2:09:10
had a Chinese food section. What?
2:09:12
Yeah, cancel this. Damn, but I would get the.
2:09:15
My mom would give me the. Wonton.
2:09:17
Chips. Oh yeah, The little, like little
2:09:19
crisp things, Yeah. Anything to shut us up, right?
2:09:22
Just give me a little something, dude.
2:09:23
Cuz nowadays when I walk around to Walmart, sometimes I.
2:09:25
Fucking might drink a bottle of water that I grab off the shelf
2:09:29
and then throw it in the garbage can before I leave the store.
2:09:32
Horse. That should be complimentary.
2:09:33
Fuck. Yeah, as long as I eat in the
2:09:35
store, it's chill, right? OK, people want your Sylvia
2:09:39
Ricardo. Silvia, they want it.
2:09:43
The Siletti. Let me take the Silvia front.
2:09:45
Off. Your OH.
2:09:49
Read that wrong. Do you like or hate the SIL 80
2:09:56
nickname? That's all right.
2:09:59
I mean the only thing I. Don't like is when people don't
2:10:01
spell 80, they put 800. Really.
2:10:05
Yeah, that's how they put it. Yeah, that's.
2:10:08
The only thing I don't. Like about it?
2:10:10
Because from Nissan, it's fully spelled out even on the he wrote
2:10:14
that too. Yeah, on on the the back.
2:10:16
And on the. Windows.
2:10:18
Did Nissan produce it? Yeah.
2:10:20
But it was sold by Kids Heart. Kids Heart.
2:10:25
That's the. Weirdest thing dude I like.
2:10:26
I think like kids, heart built them.
2:10:28
And they sold them through Nissan.
2:10:30
Oh dude, they saw the opposite. Yeah, but.
2:10:33
They like probably some kids. Are wheels dude?
2:10:35
God, those wheels sucked. The ones that we got, I don't
2:10:39
know which. If you're they're just 5 smoke.
2:10:40
And they crack a bunch. Yeah, they they.
2:10:43
We could never bead tires on them.
2:10:44
Because the drop center was on both sides.
2:10:46
It was the dumbest. I'm like who made this fucking
2:10:48
design? Like I I when I first got the
2:10:51
car I was trying to get. The the OE MB BS option wheels,
2:10:53
but they're impossible to find. Yeah, I could see that, but I
2:10:57
have like the brochure that. Ended up finding the.
2:10:59
Silly brochure owner, do you have it?
2:11:00
I have it. And why didn't you bring that
2:11:03
with you? It's on my office like my.
2:11:05
Desk at my office. Or at the office.
2:11:07
Where do you work? I work at turn.
2:11:09
We didn't even talk. About turn 14.
2:11:10
Which is fucking nuts. Everybody knows about Turn 14.
2:11:13
What are we going to talk about? There, well, I.
2:11:15
Mean service, Yeah, they're monopolizing the.
2:11:17
Market, yeah, they, well they did do that.
2:11:19
Already I I am the first. Point of active.
2:11:22
Active turn 14 Rep you've had on here you've had multiple ex
2:11:26
employees. Oh, we have.
2:11:28
Yeah, we have. It's.
2:11:29
Like anyone from like the PA area has probably gone through
2:11:32
turn. 14 if they're in the cars, yeah.
2:11:34
Yeah, it's like this. Is a nice starting ground.
2:11:36
For enthusiasts, yeah, for that area, do you have any
2:11:40
recommendations on who we should have on from turn 14?
2:11:43
I mean, probably just sales Rep, Mark, yeah.
2:11:46
Mike Markowski, I always. Do that.
2:11:48
Too, because his last name is Markowski.
2:11:50
Yeah. Can you tell Dai Yoshihara to
2:11:52
get on here? Yeah, yeah.
2:11:53
Can you? Put a good word.
2:11:54
He's not our, he's in. There all the time, no?
2:11:56
He hasn't been in the office in like 2 years.
2:11:58
He's not our we don't sponsor him anymore.
2:12:01
Jeff still working at Terry. Why can't we have Jeff on here?
2:12:05
You can ask. Him.
2:12:06
I don't know bro, I. Haven't that man hasn't been
2:12:09
here. I'm going to DM him right now
2:12:11
I've known him for. 15 years, he's never been in the shop.
2:12:14
Are you serious? Yes. 15 I'm going to.
2:12:18
Say hold on, yeah. 15 years. Where's Jeff's thing here?
2:12:22
I'm going to say hey, Frankie's No, don't say me.
2:12:25
That's where you're going to lose it.
2:12:26
You've. Never been to the shop?
2:12:28
You've got to. Invite him yourself.
2:12:32
Yeah, but. Can we please?
2:12:34
I'm trying. He's going.
2:12:36
He's going to be an. Amazing guest he'll.
2:12:38
Tell you so many great stories. Actually, you know what we can
2:12:41
do? We.
2:12:43
Got. You know what I can do, Malcolm?
2:12:45
Yeah, we got origin parts coming for certain people, and two of
2:12:49
them have never been on the podcast.
2:12:51
Oh, and bribe them with it. Yep.
2:12:53
Not bribe them with it, they're not.
2:12:54
Getting it you. Can't get it unless you bring
2:12:56
your ID with. Your person, you know what we're
2:12:59
going to do. That's what we're going to do.
2:13:01
OK, that's been decided. So Rich Whiteman.
2:13:04
And Jeff Stoneback will be on the podcast in the next.
2:13:08
That is so funny. I was like which one of the two?
2:13:11
Don't come here. Tom already has.
2:13:13
No, Tom's good Tom's. Tom's a good friend.
2:13:18
You know he'll come do my pot. Jeff has a JZX you should have
2:13:21
him buy under panel. Kit and then we accidentally run
2:13:24
it over. Then I take it out of the
2:13:25
garbage and I piece it back together.
2:13:26
I also told him dude we'll do alignments on their cars too.
2:13:29
Fucking like just bring the cars up, but you know, most of them
2:13:32
don't want to drive their cars up here.
2:13:33
Jeff also has his own like shop now.
2:13:35
I feel like he does does. That stuff himself and he has
2:13:39
mic, one motion mic. Yeah.
2:13:42
It's still. Pretty good offer though.
2:13:44
Yeah, pretty solid. Offer.
2:13:51
Tell us about this Eurospec Subaru.
2:13:53
You had no way you had a right? Hand, Dr. Subi.
2:13:58
Yep. That was my first right hand
2:13:59
drive car when I was what the. Heck, when I was in England I
2:14:03
had the WRX Subaru. What the a wagon?
2:14:06
What year 90? 40 that's.
2:14:10
Oh, so you had. The round one, yes.
2:14:12
Sick the GC chassis. Yeah, that's.
2:14:15
What that is? I didn't.
2:14:17
Put oil in that thing for two. Years while I found it.
2:14:19
You know, the timing bill thing makes a lot of sense now.
2:14:21
Yeah, you're. Not helping your case at all.
2:14:23
You're not. Really doing any maintenance and
2:14:24
guess what, you bought another one.
2:14:26
With a my brother. My brother has one of those
2:14:28
Subarus. It's and that thing was awesome.
2:14:31
We would take it off roading and shit.
2:14:33
Yeah, that didn't do anything like that.
2:14:34
I just drove it around base. Like an asshole and it was a
2:14:37
drift. I tried to drift it once but you
2:14:40
probably watching Ken block and shit now I was late to.
2:14:42
Work fucking like. Pulled into the parking lot,
2:14:46
ripped the E brake and just fucking went sideways into the
2:14:48
grass and just tore up the grass and it was outside of the camera
2:14:52
so I was just like oh let me just fucking my God wash off
2:14:56
talking about getting your. Ass chewed.
2:14:57
Out that would be. Fucking washed the car off with
2:14:59
the hose. It was a weekend and it just.
2:15:00
Rained so I was just like I guess someone just got drunk and
2:15:03
lost patrol of their car. Thank God.
2:15:06
You ever get fucked up by an officer or?
2:15:08
Anything. No, no, no.
2:15:10
They were never that great. They paid.
2:15:11
You to say no. No, that was always pretty.
2:15:16
What is it? What is the term they say?
2:15:18
Yeah. Shit, hot, shit hot.
2:15:20
Yeah. What's that mean?
2:15:22
It's just you're like, fucking. Straight arrow.
2:15:24
Kind of like you can just do everything the best you can.
2:15:27
Military technology is so funny to me.
2:15:29
You're shit hot. I'm never.
2:15:31
Hot I never. Got in trouble for anything I
2:15:33
was. Just like.
2:15:33
I'm just. Fucking do my job and best I can
2:15:35
and keep my head down. That's another military term,
2:15:40
stud. That's why when I, when I would
2:15:43
say stud, I'd be like, oh, he's like a stud.
2:15:44
And Malcolm would be like, what? And I'm like, what?
2:15:46
He's like a good straight, straight shooter.
2:15:47
He's a good guy. And he's like, that's a lesbian.
2:15:50
And I'm like, what? I was like, I didn't know that
2:15:53
You, you Frankie, listen to stud music.
2:15:56
No, I don't think so. Maybe.
2:15:59
You listen. To stud music because you're
2:16:02
loco. Why are you so sexy?
2:16:08
That's one. Don't feel, don't feel like you
2:16:11
got to answer that, but. It's up to you who.
2:16:13
Said that I thought you were going to say don't feel so good
2:16:15
about yourself. Regardless what the no, no, no,
2:16:17
I was about to be like, what's wrong with you?
2:16:19
I'm pretty sure the the. Subaru 1 was Subi.
2:16:22
Yep it is and Sexy 1 was junk. CK Yard.
2:16:27
Oh, that's Dylan OK from a it's a girl, right?
2:16:32
No, no. In your opinion, what color
2:16:39
thrash? Harness for a black one. 80SX
2:16:42
with Chrome wheels and carbon bits would go good silver
2:16:46
question mark. Yeah, go with the grey, silver,
2:16:49
whatever, I didn't know. Oh, the harness.
2:16:51
OK it. Depends on the seat, and it's
2:16:53
literally basically the only thing that really matters.
2:16:57
And you didn't tell us that? So I assume it's.
2:17:00
Black. Yeah.
2:17:02
I mean if it's a black. Seat.
2:17:04
Then you can. You have a lot of options.
2:17:07
Me, I'm boring. I like silver as an accent
2:17:10
colour. I like silver, probably one of
2:17:12
my favorite colours. Whatever colour you decide to go
2:17:14
with, you got to make sure that the colour is at.
2:17:15
Least somewhere else on the car, I would feel like like don't
2:17:18
just throw pink in there and you have nothing on your car that's
2:17:21
pink and now the focus of your car is the harness.
2:17:24
Me personally, that's my opinion.
2:17:25
I don't know. What do you think?
2:17:29
Same thing. Silver.
2:17:30
Silver, yeah. So that's my favorite one from
2:17:33
them. Fuck, marry, kill.
2:17:36
Nice. Culver's.
2:17:38
Shake Shack. Five guys.
2:17:39
Burgers, have you? Have you had all those?
2:17:42
I've only had Shake Shack. Oh, wait, No 5.
2:17:44
Guys too. So not Culver's, not Culver's
2:17:46
quote. Man, wait till.
2:17:48
You have Culver's brother. You been you been you been the
2:17:51
final bout. No, dude, what are you doing?
2:17:55
You got to come. To final bout I've.
2:17:58
Been. Trying.
2:17:58
Yeah, dude, you would enjoy. That I got so I.
2:18:01
Got accepted to. Do media not like 2 years ago at
2:18:05
special stage E yeah got the flu the week of I'm not even talking
2:18:09
about that one. You got to go fuck in Chicago,
2:18:11
yeah? Like I was, I mean I.
2:18:14
Wouldn't do it I. Took.
2:18:16
The 180 up to Erie, Yeah. And that was my let me test out,
2:18:21
see how comfortable this car is to drive it all the way to
2:18:23
Chicago. Yeah, it's even further.
2:18:24
Yeah, but I mean, I got stock seats.
2:18:26
In it, so it's so. Comfortable.
2:18:28
Yeah, I'm sure you can do it. It's no problem.
2:18:29
Especially if you stop in Chicago.
2:18:31
And spend the night there and I'll do all that stuff.
2:18:33
But yeah, going especially E would be a good first start
2:18:36
because then you'll be like, oh, now I got to go to fucking
2:18:39
Mecca. US Air, which we still haven't
2:18:43
driven. At all.
2:18:44
Ever. I have Culver's, Shake Shack,
2:18:47
Five Guys. Which one's Culver's, Shake
2:18:51
Shack, Five Guys Kill Five Guys. Perfect.
2:18:57
Perfect answer, ain't? Never putting five guys in my
2:18:59
mouth, you grown answer. Man, now putting five guys in
2:19:02
your mouth. Come on.
2:19:03
Especially not for fucking $30. That's even the worst.
2:19:06
That's where I was gonna go to next.
2:19:08
Bro, you go to five guys and you have two people.
2:19:10
You're spending $40. The only time I go to Five Guys
2:19:13
ridiculous is when someone. Forces me to that's.
2:19:16
The only time. I'm trying to think when the
2:19:17
last time I've had it was and it definitely.
2:19:19
Was with someone else. Yeah.
2:19:21
I'm not gonna lie, I had it last week because it was buy one get
2:19:23
one free. Princess loves that shit too,
2:19:25
don't you? Buy one.
2:19:25
Get one free buy. One get one free makes it a
2:19:27
little. Better so now your burger is 10
2:19:29
bucks instead of 20. The burgers are good, they're
2:19:32
just not. For that.
2:19:33
Price. You know what fucking hate their
2:19:35
but apparently Five Guys is one of the more healthy options.
2:19:37
How? I'm just saying how I don't.
2:19:42
Fresh and organic. Is it organic?
2:19:44
It probably is. I think it's organic, dude.
2:19:45
You ever eat then? Do you ever clean the do you
2:19:48
ever pick up the tinfoil when you're done?
2:19:50
Chris work there? Yes, dude.
2:19:53
Yo, when Chris worked there. Oh.
2:19:55
My God, we would have. No, actually, we didn't really
2:19:59
eat that much. We might have been there one
2:20:02
time. We.
2:20:03
We. We might have been there.
2:20:04
Like one time when Chris worked there.
2:20:05
But we more or less hung out in the parking lot all the time
2:20:08
when Chris worked there. I'd be fat as fuck if I worked
2:20:11
at it. Somewhere like that.
2:20:12
Dude, dude, it was just like all I could.
2:20:15
All I remember about. Five Guys and the most notable
2:20:18
things about Five Guys is that the tinfoil that they wrap it
2:20:20
in, which I strategically like RIP into.
2:20:23
Like a holder. Yeah.
2:20:25
And then when the holder, when you're done eating it, there's
2:20:27
just like, literally you pour like grease out.
2:20:30
Yeah, I'm good on that. Like, yeah.
2:20:34
Culver's. I'm marrying.
2:20:36
Oh. Yeah, so I'm.
2:20:37
Marrying. I'm going to marry Shake Shack.
2:20:43
Wow. Yeah, yeah.
2:20:45
Yeah, 'cause I'm fucking at. Culver's every night.
2:20:52
The Shake Shack. Is good.
2:20:54
Did you have Shake Shack when you were in Japan?
2:20:55
I love Shake Shack. You go to Japan and have Shake
2:20:58
Shack. Dude, Shake Shack is.
2:20:59
So good. And I didn't have it over there.
2:21:00
It was like so good. And then?
2:21:03
Guess what? I had it here like right shortly
2:21:06
after. Still good.
2:21:07
It was still good. The fries Don't like the fries.
2:21:11
Really. I'd hate crinkle cut fries.
2:21:13
I love them. I was.
2:21:13
Just got done telling my. Sister how when you when it's
2:21:17
crinkle cut, I look at it and I'm like, I know what bag these
2:21:20
came in. I love crinkle.
2:21:22
You know what I mean? I don't know why they literally.
2:21:24
You. You know the bag they come in.
2:21:25
You know what? They're going to taste like but
2:21:27
it's the experience bro. Like the Five Guys fries, dude,
2:21:31
I. Fuck with the five guys fries
2:21:32
because it's they they put the fuck.
2:21:34
I don't think I fuck with those dude.
2:21:36
The potato is that you send it through this the the but it's a
2:21:40
normal fry, right? No, it's a piece of potato.
2:21:42
Yeah, Oh, it's a potato fry. Like a big one.
2:21:45
Like a. Steak fry No, no, no.
2:21:47
Thin, but it's this cut from a, you know, but it is a.
2:21:49
Potato cut them fresh from a Yeah it is not breaded like
2:21:52
you're OK goy slap food I. Don't know what that means, I
2:21:57
don't want to. Get into it.
2:21:58
I don't but but. The but the potato like being.
2:22:03
Not. But the the being.
2:22:05
It whatever man it. Just feels like more quality.
2:22:07
You're a hater. Whatever.
2:22:08
It's fine, Yeah. What about you?
2:22:10
What me. Yeah, what are what are your
2:22:12
order? I yo believe.
2:22:13
It or not? Is it the same as mine?
2:22:15
It probably is no. I think I'd actually marry
2:22:18
Culver's over Shake Shack, which is.
2:22:19
Yeah, crazy. They didn't.
2:22:21
You know, it's crazy. I took a picture of that
2:22:22
restaurant. They.
2:22:23
Didn't even take me there. Wow.
2:22:25
I was like, I want Culver's and they were like.
2:22:27
We're not bringing you to. The Culver's here.
2:22:28
It's not the same as Wisconsin. Well, yeah, apparently Wisconsin
2:22:31
is a lot. OK.
2:22:32
Don't bring me there. Then I I get.
2:22:34
That so I had Steak and shake instead.
2:22:37
You would like that. I like Steak 'n Shake more.
2:22:40
Than 5. Guys, I'll tell you that you.
2:22:41
Would like Steak 'n Shake I think.
2:22:44
I'm I'm like 5. Guys as biggest hater I don't
2:22:46
know why I. Just never have a good time when
2:22:47
I have that burger. But steak, Steak 'n Shake I.
2:22:51
Remember was pretty good. They they just like preach bone
2:22:53
marrow, this bone. Marrow that like I'd be willing
2:22:57
to try it again. I used to eat a lot of
2:22:59
hamburgers, dude. A lot.
2:23:01
And then and then I remember like, dude, I remember like I
2:23:05
was getting like I felt like I was getting heart palpitations
2:23:07
or some shit. And I was way too young for this
2:23:08
shit. I was like 22, three years old.
2:23:11
And I was like, I really think it has to do with these
2:23:13
hamburgers. I'm going to stop.
2:23:14
So I stopped eating like kind of red meat for not, not actually
2:23:18
stopped, but I cut back. I cut back a lot.
2:23:21
Dude. We, me and my.
2:23:22
Friends would. Always be like, yo, let's go to
2:23:23
Fuddrucker. Yo, let's go to Shake Shack.
2:23:24
Yo, let's go to Smash Burger. Yo, let's go to It was always a
2:23:27
hamburger spot and that shit kind of went away and now like
2:23:33
sometimes we'll go to Chili's or some shit and I'll get that
2:23:35
hamburger there like the night maybe and dude, I don't feel
2:23:40
good I. Don't know what?
2:23:42
It is. Does anyone else have these
2:23:43
problems? Let me know if you got weird
2:23:44
problems with hamburgers. What's your?
2:23:47
You don't. You never ate a.
2:23:48
Culver's so I don't even know how to ask you.
2:23:49
This question, yeah. I mean, I'll say fuck it.
2:23:53
Fuck Culver's. Marry five guys feel Shake Shack
2:23:57
so you really don't like you want I I have had.
2:24:00
Shake Shack once. It was in the Vegas airport and
2:24:04
it was a terrible experience because it was like, right, like
2:24:07
an hour before they closed. But they're like, yeah, we're
2:24:09
not making anything. So it was at the worst time at
2:24:12
the. Worst place at the worst place
2:24:14
possible. 1st. Impressions for the worst amount
2:24:17
of. Money for they'll probably
2:24:19
literally. Triple that you got?
2:24:20
To give it another try, I think we're going right.
2:24:23
Now, is it worth it? I'm trying to think of.
2:24:25
Where there's that's crazy man 17 or some shit I I also
2:24:29
notorious for. Having terrible taste.
2:24:31
So is Malcolm. So if there's a lady, you guys.
2:24:34
Both don't think you like it. I hate teas.
2:24:38
Love, love Burger King, the teas, the.
2:24:39
Burger King, You. Fuck with Burger King, I love
2:24:41
burger. King.
2:24:42
Yeah, he he fuck with Burger. That's a thing.
2:24:44
I also fuck with Burger King, you know.
2:24:46
What I. Had to grow to like Burger King
2:24:49
because it was the only fast food restaurant in my town.
2:24:51
Yeah, like my current town that. I mean, if you give me a
2:24:53
Whopper. I'll eat it.
2:24:54
But since living there, they. Got a Taco Bell now and a
2:24:56
Wendy's. And guess when the last time I
2:24:58
had Burger King was gone in it? You like to see like Wendy's a
2:25:03
lot more. Than Burger King bro.
2:25:04
There's just I don't. Know about that square burgers?
2:25:07
Bro, I don't know. What it is, it's.
2:25:09
Probably the bun too. It's like a potato bun, right
2:25:13
dude? You know.
2:25:13
What it is? It's the full.
2:25:15
Piece of paper. Of lettuce that they give me.
2:25:17
I'm like, oh, you like a rabbit? I might go get that on the way
2:25:20
home. Yeah.
2:25:23
And they have like. That that biggie bag is 6 bucks.
2:25:25
Perfect for a biggie back. Shouldn't, shouldn't someone?
2:25:30
Make that a name at at. One of these fast food
2:25:32
restaurants back something. Don't you think that would sell
2:25:35
pretty good? Big bag meal.
2:25:38
I don't know, I. Don't know about all that, but
2:25:40
you know what I was seeing a lot of down South was that big arch
2:25:43
burger. Still haven't had it.
2:25:44
That thing is good. Dude.
2:25:45
You've had that yet? No, you probably don't like.
2:25:47
McDonald's. No, I I eat it OK?
2:25:49
It's not my favorite. That's how I feel about Burger
2:25:51
King. Like I'll eat it.
2:25:54
The biggie bag or the big arch? Scares me.
2:25:56
I'm like, I don't that shit is good dude, the little tiny buddy
2:25:59
I'm telling. You.
2:26:00
That burger's good. And do you like double?
2:26:02
Quarter Pounders. Or no, or Quarter Pounders no.
2:26:04
Then you might not like it, I don't know.
2:26:06
Yeah, that's why all I'm. Picturing is like an.
2:26:08
Obscene amount of burger. That's enough.
2:26:11
For me it is. Definitely an obscene amount
2:26:13
dude. One time I had the big.
2:26:15
Arch and I had juicy platters. Right out bro, go get some.
2:26:19
When was the last? Time you had.
2:26:19
Blood work done. I'm literally at this job.
2:26:21
Yeah, about that. I'm at this job.
2:26:24
Just to get that I could go to the.
2:26:26
Doctor Yeah, OK. I got insurance.
2:26:28
I got insurance. You should go to the.
2:26:30
Doctor, get a physical. Get your blood work done and
2:26:33
then just check it. Like in another 10 years I
2:26:35
should check it for sure, but we're at like 30.
2:26:38
Something we need to fucking. Check this shit, haven't been to
2:26:40
a doctor in a long time. I turned. 31 this Sunday 10
2:26:44
years, isn't that crazy? What about you?
2:26:46
Oh, you go all the time, right? Yeah.
2:26:48
Yeah, a few weeks. Ago.
2:26:50
You sure? What 31?
2:26:51
This week, This Sunday. Damn, want to be working?
2:26:55
You're going. To be working, yeah.
2:26:57
I work weekends. Welcome to That's why.
2:26:58
I have Tuesday. And Wednesday off now.
2:27:00
Oh, your actual job? Yeah, other job.
2:27:03
It's going. To be so fucked.
2:27:05
Hey man, like we need to go get ourselves.
2:27:09
Checked out. Oh, I thought you're saying.
2:27:11
Really, girl? No.
2:27:13
No. You sure?
2:27:15
No, if anything, when I have dinner with my mom or something,
2:27:18
she can come. She would actually love.
2:27:20
That I'm going to not tell her that.
2:27:22
Someone asked how do I get a job at turn 14?
2:27:25
Apply. Good idea, I like that
2:27:27
obviously. Supports.
2:27:28
Always. Hiring.
2:27:29
It's the best way in What's the salary?
2:27:32
You can disclose that information here.
2:27:33
That's public. Information.
2:27:35
Say what I want to say. I don't think that.
2:27:37
Is it's on the job app. Ricardo is it?
2:27:39
I don't know it is. On the job app, I haven't looked
2:27:41
at the job. The only thing that deters me
2:27:43
from. Working there, well then you
2:27:44
would know. So what is it 50,000?
2:27:48
Really. On the job.
2:27:49
App has to be. You're not.
2:27:51
You're not. Not disclosing, disclosing the
2:27:54
pay on a job application Turn 14.
2:27:56
We're adding you right now. You need to come on the show.
2:27:58
And HR where we want the HR, if they make it like 65, I'm gone.
2:28:03
I'm there I. Think they can disclose about
2:28:05
this? I don't think they disclose that
2:28:08
they. Definitely do and.
2:28:10
Should if they don't. Don't waste my time.
2:28:12
That's how it always is. No, it's on there.
2:28:15
Every time. Yeah, you got your job on Mel.
2:28:18
Yeah. Yeah, pull it up.
2:28:21
It should be pull. It up, Mel.
2:28:23
On a job application, if your salary ain't on the app, fuck
2:28:28
you. I mean support isn't salary.
2:28:30
It's hourly, yeah. Supports hourly.
2:28:32
Oh, cut. My nuts off SO.
2:28:34
Only salary maybe would. Be on there, yeah, Salary.
2:28:36
Maybe no hourly is on there too. It says like per.
2:28:38
Hour. Yeah, it depends.
2:28:40
Yeah. Yeah, sometimes.
2:28:43
Depends on the. Job.
2:28:44
But or they'll say starting at open and then all of them just
2:28:49
press like search. But you know, Ricardo's been
2:28:51
there for 10 years, so he's got some.
2:28:52
Experience. Is it 10 years?
2:28:55
No, it's going to hit 5 in August.
2:28:58
I saw Mike. Got his plaque.
2:29:00
Yeah, he got a. Little trophy.
2:29:01
It's pretty nice Which. I was thinking when I saw that
2:29:04
he he'd been there. He's been there for. 10 years I
2:29:05
was like I don't know who my first Rep was there because I've
2:29:09
had a term 14 accounts since like 2012.
2:29:12
Oh, it just says hourly. I don't know what.
2:29:16
It is because I haven't been. It's always low shit when they
2:29:20
say. It's a competitive salary.
2:29:22
Competitive salary. You stop wasting our time.
2:29:25
Tell me how much I'm a make and I'll apply.
2:29:27
Look at that competitive pay structure.
2:29:29
Oh, my fucking God. Cut this shit.
2:29:32
Turn 14. All right.
2:29:33
Well, just for the record, Ricardo.
2:29:36
Didn't say any of that. Yeah, that was called Carl.
2:29:38
Yeah. Fucking right away.
2:29:41
Just. Ruin.
2:29:42
My chances. Of working out your fucking fine
2:29:43
establishment. Give me.
2:29:51
The word once. No, no, no.
2:29:53
Top five items. You'd like to see when
2:29:54
determining. If a car's interior is clean or
2:29:57
stylish. Oh, I like that question.
2:30:01
That ain't for me. Are you an interior?
2:30:02
Guy. My.
2:30:03
Car's interior's fully stocked. Besides, like the.
2:30:08
Steering wheel so. You're into stock interiors,
2:30:10
Yeah, OK, A man of. Class.
2:30:12
It's probably just so effortless for you to keep it clean.
2:30:14
Like that because you're just a naturally clean person.
2:30:17
I mean, I just put the UC10IN, so that's.
2:30:20
No longer a stock? Was it UC10?
2:30:22
Haltex. Oh.
2:30:24
The dash, yeah, yeah, display, but you did make it look.
2:30:27
Really. Yeah, I got the the 3D printed
2:30:31
like. Bezel Yeah such a piece of crap
2:30:35
it like broke immediately. Why do you hate 5 lug?
2:30:40
All. The wheels I like.
2:30:42
Come in forelug so why would I need to switch out the switch to
2:30:47
5 lug? True.
2:30:50
It's just cuz like that's like. You're a grown ass man.
2:30:56
You should. Have 5 lugs.
2:30:57
Why would I need 5 lugs I kind? Of like that.
2:31:00
Idea. Everyone always goes like.
2:31:01
Because of wheel option. I found every wheel I've wanted
2:31:04
in forelug, but it's not harder. This is harder, but.
2:31:08
It's also cheaper. True, it is cheaper you might
2:31:12
say like now. Dude, if you tell me some.
2:31:14
Bullshit like on a race track it only takes I only have to
2:31:17
tighten 4 slap the shit I do no not like.
2:31:21
That that would be. Sick.
2:31:22
Imagine you made an attachment that just went lined up on all
2:31:26
four at the same time. Or seen one of those.
2:31:27
I've seen those, is that real? I just no one made that.
2:31:31
No, I made that up right where it has like linkage.
2:31:33
In it. And everything.
2:31:34
And yeah, it spins. Them imagine like you just
2:31:37
fucking like all. Five of them at.
2:31:39
Once. I swear to God I've seen that
2:31:41
shit before. That'd be cool.
2:31:43
Originally I was going. To go 5 lug.
2:31:45
Because the my original inspiration for the car was I
2:31:48
don't know his name. Works at TF, works silver Dave,
2:31:53
maybe the GT. One car.
2:31:55
It's silver. It's.
2:31:56
Got LMGT fours? Dave, the guy who owns Togi
2:31:59
Factory. Yeah, OK.
2:32:00
Well, I mean, I, I, I don't. I don't ever talk with him.
2:32:05
I've spoken with his reps but not.
2:32:07
Not him, It's the. GT1 car.
2:32:08
God that thing is good. That was.
2:32:10
My original like I want to build my car.
2:32:12
Like this. Oh, really?
2:32:13
Yeah, obviously, lady. No, no.
2:32:15
But this is like, I mean like I meant like building up the car
2:32:19
like. Modifications.
2:32:20
And stuff. And I was like, I love these
2:32:22
wheels. The GT fours.
2:32:24
I guess I had to go 5 lug and then I found out they came with
2:32:26
four lug. I'm like, why would I need to
2:32:28
switch? Because the five lug ones are.
2:32:32
The spec that. Anybody cares about Ricardo?
2:32:35
I mean, I don't care about, you know it.
2:32:38
You know it. That's.
2:32:39
Crazy that you got 4 lug LMGT fours though.
2:32:42
But they're but I'm telling you the the spec.
2:32:45
The GTR spec yes, because it's. The. 18 with.
2:32:49
The 7th, I believe Dave actually has the 1817.
2:32:54
OK. And with that, they're like the
2:32:57
nines 2 and they're like huge to pull up the GT1?
2:33:02
Look, but since it's not the. GT1 look, and it's Ricardo's
2:33:05
look. I actually kind of prefer
2:33:07
Ricardo. They're seventeens, the
2:33:08
seventeens all around, and they're the flat.
2:33:10
Like the car just works. I feel like I would.
2:33:12
You could drive that car wherever and it would work
2:33:16
versus Dave's, which is a little low.
2:33:18
What the fuck does this? Question mean when will?
2:33:21
You be releasing the instinct drift, twin instinct instinct
2:33:27
twin drift files. Is that Cole?
2:33:29
Yeah. What is that?
2:33:31
What does that mean? Is this like?
2:33:32
Epstein No. No twin drift.
2:33:34
I did media. Halfway through it I just
2:33:38
stopped editing them. Oh, so people want their photos,
2:33:44
I mean. Cole wants photos of his car he
2:33:46
wanted. To win that like 6 times.
2:33:49
Damn, I barely got. Photos of him, but he's going to
2:33:52
want photos of it now I do. Have a.
2:33:54
Hilarious photo. It's when Quan.
2:33:56
Lost his shoe, he went out to like to like fix a cone or
2:34:02
something mid run. He just lost his shoe.
2:34:04
So I just got him like shoeless running 1.
2:34:09
Sorry, one person said. Why Sillady?
2:34:11
I mean, we kind of answered that.
2:34:12
Yeah, we definitely answered that.
2:34:14
I don't like pop ups. Yeah, I.
2:34:15
Don't like fixing? Pop ups, yeah, that's what.
2:34:17
I was going. To say he doesn't like repairing
2:34:19
the pop UPS. I told myself I would.
2:34:23
Leave it flip like the flip up headlights until they broke two
2:34:28
months into driving the car. They broke.
2:34:30
And what broke? The little arm.
2:34:31
Yeah, the little. Plastic bin side that holds the
2:34:34
ball. Just every time I'd hit a bump,
2:34:36
one would flop down they. They make a.
2:34:41
Solution for that? Yeah, at the time?
2:34:44
At the time when. This happened was before GK tech
2:34:46
came out with their the little rod the replacement.
2:34:50
So I had would have to pay $200 from Nissan to do the
2:34:53
replacement and I was like, let me think if I would have been
2:34:57
able to make some sort of thing. I would have bought like some
2:34:59
Amazon heim joint and some threaded rod and made one.
2:35:04
That's it boys. We.
2:35:06
Made it we. Made it.
2:35:08
I saw Malcolm. 'S story post just.
2:35:10
Now and I'm like. Oh, Malcolm posted a story?
2:35:12
This must be a fucking banger because he never does this shit.
2:35:15
It's like a picture of the Doctor Pepper sausage, that's
2:35:17
why. I brought it up.
2:35:19
It must have must have stuck. I'm like what?
2:35:23
This is the. Shit that he's like oh I'd
2:35:24
better post. This it must have stuck.
2:35:26
You got anything you want to end with Ricardo?
2:35:28
Yeah, you want to talk about anything?
2:35:30
Oh, are we eating? Nothing I got.
2:35:31
Nothing. I'm not.
2:35:32
I'm going home, OK? I have food at home like.
2:35:36
Because they neuter. Neuter your pets really like if
2:35:39
the price is right or something. Should.
2:35:42
Should. You neuter your pets.
2:35:43
We have a lot of. Them we should.
2:35:46
Do you think? Yeah, we have way too.
2:35:48
Many pets. I feel like it's weird.
2:35:49
To chop something's balls off. Without its permission, we do it
2:35:53
all the time. Like no, Like humans.
2:35:55
Humans get vasectomies all the fucking time.
2:35:57
No, no, no, no, no. That's by choice, Yeah.
2:36:01
Yeah. What you going to let?
2:36:05
A dog get a driver's. License next.
2:36:08
There's a hierarchy here. Let's not get into this.
2:36:11
There's a hierarchy here. Do you remember what?
2:36:13
What? Domain you belong to dude.
2:36:17
I I think pet ownership is slavery.
2:36:21
Do we really want to get into this right?
2:36:22
Now really, I do. Yeah, the pet isn't doing a
2:36:25
task. You're not making the pet like.
2:36:26
Fucking reap you cotton. Unless that pet gave you
2:36:29
explicit authorization. To control his entire life.
2:36:32
It's slavery, I guess. That pet?
2:36:35
Is living the fucking. Best.
2:36:37
Life. Maybe they wake up piss shit.
2:36:40
Go. Inside you know, You know who
2:36:41
you sound like right now? Water.
2:36:44
Oh shit, yeah, I guess. Jesus.
2:36:47
That's weird. That's why I had my dog.
2:36:49
Sign off. On some shit he's.
2:36:50
Yeah, Chip, at least he still has his fucking right arm.
2:36:54
He signs some shit off Yeah, yeah, but they live the best,
2:36:57
the only. Reason why the dogs don't live a
2:36:59
good. Life is because the owner's a
2:37:00
shit bag. It's just about like, I don't
2:37:02
know. It's just weird to me.
2:37:02
I don't know. But I'm the only one with that.
2:37:04
I'm like, not making them do anything.
2:37:06
Yeah, like. You know, but it literally you
2:37:08
could put what? He's saying, but there.
2:37:13
Isn't but there. Isn't I'm giving him a put for a
2:37:15
slavery? He's got somewhere to live, but
2:37:17
there's an output. For slavery, I'm I'm like.
2:37:19
Like, yeah, dude, they just form all the crops.
2:37:22
Yeah, they do. They do work.
2:37:24
Yeah, the dog that's at my. House will.
2:37:26
Piss shit, eat all the food in the house and you'll clean up
2:37:29
and do nothing. I am the slave to that fucking
2:37:32
thing. Like good argument like that's
2:37:36
that's. What makes?
2:37:36
The the dog dog's life shitty as if the owner is a piece of shit.
2:37:41
Yeah, but then sit. Roll over.
2:37:45
Look, it does tricks like. I don't know it's.
2:37:47
Just weird to me. That's just general obedience
2:37:49
and discipline, I guess it's like.
2:37:50
Make your bed, brush your teeth, wipe your ass.
2:37:54
I don't know. Change your timing belt.
2:37:56
Yeah. Change your timing belt.
2:37:58
That's the kind of shit. Anyway, we're fucking tired.
2:38:01
I'm tired. Goodnight everybody.
2:38:03
Thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much Turn 14's
2:38:09
hiring. Check them out.
2:38:12
Don't listen to anything I. Have to say everything here is
2:38:14
not financial. Advice.
2:38:15
We don't provide anybody with any advice that you should
2:38:17
follow anytime in your life. If you're local, you want any
2:38:19
photos of your car at the track, Hit up.
2:38:21
Ricardo, we're not responsible. Well, you do.
2:38:24
Take photos and stuff so I don't know if you try to.
2:38:26
Make money off that. We're not responsible for any.
2:38:28
I do for fun. That's for free.
2:38:30
For all you guys looking for. Free photos since all.
2:38:31
Y'all do that since y'all scumbags.
2:38:33
He takes free photos every time. Ricardo is always, always.
2:38:37
Always, always on the track you. Gotta be on the track for.
2:38:39
Me to take free photos, OK. Free.
2:38:41
Free. Free, Yeah, Thank you.
2:38:43
And. Your car's gonna look good.
2:38:44
All right. See you later.
2:38:45
Bye. Do not.
2:38:46
Enslave your animal. You gotta enslave.
2:38:47
Your fucking animals, let them run free.
2:38:52
You're not. Breeding.
2:39:30
I do every fucking week. All righty.
2:39:34
Well, what do you think? You're going to join the
2:39:37
military? Hey, I'm on my way.
2:39:40
Do you think Carl's? Going to join?
2:39:41
They might. Get.
2:39:41
Me AFD this year, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that All might.
2:39:45
Have been close, Hon. That's kind of crazy.
2:39:48
That. They the recruiters?
2:39:49
Really. Got.
2:39:49
Them in the form of the drift, yeah, but I guess I got to get.
2:39:53
Someone right? Yeah.
2:39:54
So like look, you can have this car, just give us. 4.
2:39:57
Years. Do you want to be Chris Forsberg
2:39:59
or not? Give us four years, we'll get.
2:40:02
You the Camaro. Or whatever, whoever the fuck
2:40:05
tries the Camaros. Yeah, so that's that.
2:40:10
Thanks. Ricardo, Yeah, thank.
2:40:11
You, Ricardo, for coming by. That was fun, and I hope you
2:40:15
guys learned a lot about cartoon women of the past because I feel
2:40:20
like that's your guilty pleasure, guys.
2:40:23
Yeah, yeah. Which one, Lola?
2:40:25
Or what's the other one was that one Wag said.
2:40:30
Fuck, I forget. Lola Bunny.
2:40:33
And. Fuck something rabbit.
2:40:38
Oh. Eddie knows Eddie knows Jessica.
2:40:42
Rabbit, Jessica. Rabbit.
2:40:43
Yeah. That shit was crazy as a kid.
2:40:48
Well, like how was. That a rabbit.
2:40:53
Yeah, she's not a. Rabbit.
2:40:56
Why the is your last name just? Rabbit because.
2:40:59
The main character was Roger Rabbit and.
2:41:01
Then. Why is her last name Rabbit so
2:41:03
confused? Oh, just his wife.
2:41:06
Oh. He bagged a human wife.
2:41:08
Yeah. What I was like, how is that a
2:41:11
rabbit? That's a bad ass rabbit.
2:41:17
OK, moving on. Guys, we've got a raffle going
2:41:20
on right now for Thrash Racing. What do you call it?
2:41:23
Care package? What do you call it?
2:41:24
That bundle? Yeah, starter pack.
2:41:26
Starter pack is a good way. To call it, yeah.
2:41:29
Basically, you get the harness, you get the steering wheel, you
2:41:32
get the seat. Wow, that's, that's a lot, yeah.
2:41:35
Thank you to Thrash. Racing for supporting us, that's
2:41:38
that's a lot of merch to give away.
2:41:41
Oh yeah, a lot of swag, they call it.
2:41:43
Yeah. How do you win this?
2:41:46
Bundle listen you go to www.factionmotorsports.
2:41:49
Dot com every $5 spent on the website is 1 entry.
2:41:53
You buy a faction motorsport branded product that's double
2:41:55
entries. You buy a thrash racing product
2:41:58
like buy a buy a seat no. Way you got.
2:42:00
Triple entries? That's crazy.
2:42:02
OK. So.
2:42:03
So actually supporting the brand of the month will actually get
2:42:06
you more entries to win. Yeah, OK, I see.
2:42:09
I see how you're doing that. Smart, smart move.
2:42:12
Yeah. And we got a lot of site, a lot
2:42:14
of parts on the site. Also you could choose from if
2:42:16
you just want those $5 entries. Got anything from performance
2:42:19
parts to what else we got? We got merch too.
2:42:25
We got clothing we got. New merch coming?
2:42:27
Out. We got pre-orders on there.
2:42:29
Yeah, look at our tough luck collection.
2:42:31
If you. Like any of.
2:42:32
That still on the way. That's a new a new collection
2:42:36
we're dropping in. The next couple weeks, yeah, we
2:42:38
got a lot of pre-orders for it already.
2:42:39
Thank you to those. People who have done that
2:42:41
already, yeah, check out our Instagram if you want to see
2:42:43
what this stuff looks like. There's like.
2:42:44
What like 4 shirts, a hoodie, a tank top, a women's tank top.
2:42:48
So check that out or if you want some origin we can still got
2:42:52
some origin left some. Fenders over Fenders got a
2:42:55
Driftline Z and six kit nobody wants?
2:42:58
Come on, come on. I'm going to take it.
2:42:59
Well, you had two of them. You have one now, right?
2:43:01
Yeah. You got one left?
2:43:02
Yeah. So only one left for ZN.
2:43:04
Six and then. You're waiting.
2:43:06
We even have a 350Z Vertex kit. Yeah, I'm surprised.
2:43:09
That hasn't gone yet. Come on.
2:43:11
I almost just put it on my car because I was like, that thing
2:43:14
looks pretty good. OK, but what was I just going to
2:43:18
say? There's something else.
2:43:22
Oh, I remember there's a thrash order coming in right now and we
2:43:26
have a couple seats left. What are the seats left?
2:43:29
Eddie, do you know, do you know Malcolm?
2:43:31
Oh, we we have a few circus. Spec deltas, maybe one or two
2:43:37
St. spec alphas. Let's see circus spec beta.
2:43:42
Oh no, that one's sold. Sorry dude.
2:43:44
There's like 7 seats left. Yeah, dude, they they went.
2:43:46
Quick this year. Yeah, guys.
2:43:48
What what we do have though that are new are the street spec
2:43:52
alpha in the emerald green and the circuit spec alpha in the.
2:43:59
Shocking. Purple like those?
2:44:04
Are two colours that. Are new and nobody has grabbed
2:44:07
them yet. Yeah, the green is.
2:44:08
I'm. Shocked the Green hasn't sold?
2:44:10
I'm shocked purple hasn't sold. Purple is a really.
2:44:12
Popular purple should sell for sure green.
2:44:15
Is a little more rare that it would go with your car, but if
2:44:18
you have a green car then where the hell is neck at?
2:44:23
You got. Those leopard seats.
2:44:25
Oh, he. Does want?
2:44:26
Some pimp shit. OK.
2:44:31
But yeah, we got a few. Thrash seats left after that
2:44:34
you're waiting for another 6 to 9 months, so you might want to
2:44:37
jump on those seats if you're interested because they're going
2:44:39
to be gone and for those of you that are waiting for us to get
2:44:42
them in stock here guys it looks like it might not even happen so
2:44:45
I would probably just order them yeah they might be all pre sold
2:44:49
by the time they. They reach us, yeah, because
2:44:51
they should be coming off the container around now.
2:44:55
And then they have to be shipped to us.
2:44:56
And if people pre sold them, they're not even getting shipped
2:44:58
to us. They're going straight to them.
2:45:00
So that's the fastest way to grab them.
2:45:03
Thank you guys for everyone who's been supporting the
2:45:05
podcast. I noticed I noticed a big
2:45:08
increase in downloads of the last month.
2:45:13
I think it's mostly because of some of the Texas podcast, but
2:45:17
we, me and Eddie were just looking at it is we we're
2:45:19
getting like consistently over 10. 1000 streams.
2:45:24
A month, which is a lot for us so we're lit yeah thank you guys
2:45:28
and thank you for spreading the word about this podcast to your
2:45:32
friends. It helps any anytime you can
2:45:33
share a clip or anything like that on Instagram it definitely
2:45:37
helps. Leaving a review as well helps
2:45:39
on whichever listening application you are using and
2:45:42
even watching the full. Podcast on YouTube that
2:45:46
definitely helps our YouTube out a lot liking these podcasts yeah
2:45:51
I mean I feel like I'm in a constant battle with Eddie
2:45:53
because. I I watch the streams and he is
2:45:58
the YouTube guy so I'm trying to get my numbers out and he's.
2:46:02
Trying to steal them. From me and have people go to
2:46:03
YouTube and watching them. So but yeah, obviously we we're
2:46:06
all over every platform. So whichever 1 you guys want to
2:46:09
use, whichever 1 you prefer, whether you like to watch
2:46:13
podcasts or not, that's up to you.
2:46:16
I like to watch. A podcast at night.
2:46:18
You sometimes, yeah, yeah, I put on a podcast and then.
2:46:21
I eat dinner. And then I'll watch some YouTube
2:46:26
after that. I'm more of a listener.
2:46:29
Than a watcher, yeah, no, I understand that, but.
2:46:35
Sometimes our podcasts are pretty entertaining.
2:46:37
All right, we're getting off on a tangent shop.
2:46:41
Updates we're getting. Busy so if you got a car you're
2:46:43
local to. Us make your appointment now or
2:46:47
never. No, yeah, we're getting busy.
2:46:49
So definitely, definitely want to jump on that.
2:46:51
If you got anything, anything large that you need us to do, I
2:46:53
would I would do that fast because Chris is getting I mean,
2:46:57
I got projects for Chris lined up for a month or more.
2:47:02
So check that out. Check out our YouTube.
2:47:05
We talked about that a lot of new subscribers on YouTube.
2:47:08
Thank you guys for listening and checking that out and watching
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There's 3 tiers $5.10 dollar, 15 dollar, $15 tier will get you
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interested. Damn, that's all I'm going to
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say. Thank you to our sponsors, East
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Coast Drift School, our longest standing podcast sponsor and one
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He is the one running E Coaster School down at Raceway Park.
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Pretty much you can do anything you want down there.
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You get you get private seat time, you can get drift lessons
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What else we got? Going on, we could also say
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you to know what size wheels you need before you buy them.
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It covers a lot. Vitamins, minerals, probiotics,
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weren't actually using it. Either so.
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I made sure to use this every single day for the last four
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Not only that, but it helps me stay in my routine every
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morning, so that's also a benefit.
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All right guys, if you want to check it out, go to
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Magazine guys. Wrecked.
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Magazine is. Your is basically the best way
2:50:35
to stay up to date with drifting culture.
2:50:37
Right now. They are producing magazines
2:50:40
every quarter and we actually stock these in the shop now.
2:50:43
We have a bunch of issue 2 here. Issue 3 is going to be coming
2:50:46
out shortly, so we do have these on the website as well if you
2:50:50
want to throw one in your order to get some more points.
2:50:52
They're about $20, pretty, pretty cheap considering what's
2:50:55
going on these days. You can't even go to McDonald's
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for $20.00. So it's definitely something to
2:51:01
grab I. We're.
2:51:02
Going to keep pretty. Much every single issue on hand
2:51:04
because we just want to have memories of you know we we.
2:51:09
Want to have? Physical memories of what's been
2:51:12
going on over the last few years.
2:51:14
So it's it's going to be real cool to look back on this stuff.
2:51:16
So check out Rec magazine on our website.
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Check them out on their website. If you want to subscribe, they
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do have a subscription set up so you can get your new issue sent
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to you every quarter and that's pretty much.
2:51:31
All I got for today, Malcolm. Is answering phone calls and he
2:51:35
left me alone to do these ads. I hope you guys enjoyed them.
2:51:40
I will see you. On the next one and thank you so
2:51:43
much for your continued support. This podcast is slowly growing,
2:51:47
but it looks like it is growing. So I really do appreciate that
2:51:52
it's been a long time coming before before we've seen some
2:51:55
some decent growth and I think it's finally happening.
2:51:58
So let us know if you guys want us to take another trip like we
2:52:01
did to Texas. Let us know if you want us to go
2:52:03
anywhere else and where. Where that might be I'm
2:52:07
thinking. Connecticut, I'm thinking
2:52:08
Northeast right now and then maybe, maybe Midwest I think.
2:52:14
There's a lot of guys in the. Midwest, we want to hear from.
2:52:17
Thanks guys. See you on the next one.