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#190 After 2 Beers: When A Chick-Fil-A Opening Becomes A Parade And Other Wild News You Won’t Believe · After 2 Beers

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  SPEAKER_06: Welcome to the After Two Beers Podcast.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibler.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's me.
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  SPEAKER_06: And Mr.
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  SPEAKER_06: Michael the Pudding Summers.
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  SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
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  SPEAKER_06: And Jeremy Boom Boom Screddy.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_06: We got to get a nickname for you, bro.
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  SPEAKER_06: Fireworks.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_06: I like it.
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  SPEAKER_06: This dude is lighting up balls of fire all the time.
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  SPEAKER_06: All over the place.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's got big balls.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: He's got big balls.
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  SPEAKER_03: Push and pee.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Um coming up on this week's show, uh, we are going to talk about a new restaurant that opened.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_06: And uh, by the reaction of our community, you would have thought it was a cancer survival place that people from millions of miles would flock to.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they serve chicken.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_06: It's the Lord's chicken.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, I was gonna say, I don't seem to be able to do that.
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  SPEAKER_06: Not on Sunday when Popeye shows up.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, Popeye.
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  SPEAKER_06: I would.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Popeye.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll love me some Popeye.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_06: Popeye's is this.
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  SPEAKER_06: Plus, we got some crazy stories going on.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_06: We've got one from Kentucky that involves a medical delivery that didn't work out so good.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh, what else do we have?
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, let me roll down through here real quick.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh I literally put this uh together at dinner 40 minutes ago.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh, gentleman in Florida, 76-year-old.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_06: This is a good one.
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  SPEAKER_06: We got him coming up.
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  SPEAKER_06: A uh surgical procedure was being done in an odd place on an odd part of the body.
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  SPEAKER_06: Nice.
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  SPEAKER_06: I can't wait to hear this.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we're gonna bring that up.
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  SPEAKER_06: And uh, we got some other stuff too.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_06: If this is your first time tuning in to the After Two Beers podcast, we greatly appreciate you tuning in this evening.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_06: Basically, what we do, the four of us now, plus Kevin, plus AJ sitting tonight, is uh we have a couple drinks.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_06: We think that loosens the filters up a little bit, and uh we discuss things that are going on in the world.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: And uh funny stuff.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_06: Lots of lots of I think we need that right about now.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's the whole point.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we've talked about it a thousand times on this show.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, our real goal is just to kind of bring some levity to everybody's life.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you know, lots of crazy stuff going on.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, politics for some reason is too damn popular in this country anymore.
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  SPEAKER_06: It's all anybody wants to talk about.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: But uh, amongst other things, we're just here to kind of lighten the mood a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_06: In addition to that, we want to make sure we thank our uh everyone that makes this possible, which is a huge list of people.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh, most notably, we have our Patreon sponsors, patreon.com backslash after two beers.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, if you're a fan of the show or you like what we're doing, or if you just want to help us out, this is basically our tip jar.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_06: You know, if you watch this live, you'd come up and throw it in our little 80s lunch box.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the lunch box.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the chip pan too.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_06: Um, this is your way to do it for us.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_06: And for as little as$3 a month, you can support the show.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_06: We greatly appreciate it.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh, we've also got some great sponsors that help us put this together, one of which is the bottle shop here in town.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_06: Now, uh, what the bottle shop does is they provide uh new drinks for us to try to market to the to you, all of you.
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  SPEAKER_06: And uh this week we are doing uh Casamigos, margaritas.
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  SPEAKER_06: They have these little margaritas, different flavors.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh the I've had the strawberry so far and it was delicious.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: True story.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_04: I've had it, it's good.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you get eight of these, uh, a buck 35 on the calories per can.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_06: And uh I think with tax, it's like 21 bucks for eight of them.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_06: And it's made with tequila, I believe.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_06: Tequila.
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  SPEAKER_06: And they're gonna do a tasting of it.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_06: Jeremy, you know the uh when they're doing the tasting?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: I know, but by the end of this, I should have a text back.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_03: I know it was a 5 30, it might be a Thursday, but we'll wait till we get to all the details.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I uh in fairness to Jeremy, he actually had notes written out for me.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and I think I left them at the last place we were at.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_06: Right now at the firehouse, which I'll bring that up in a second, they're probably going, What the hell do I need to know about Casamigos for?
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  SPEAKER_06: And it's because uh I left the shit down there.
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  SPEAKER_06: Now, another thing they're doing, which I'm a big, big fan of, actually, uh JP and I went and did this when they did it uh in the fall or in the winter, it was their bourbon drop is coming up.
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  SPEAKER_06: What are they doing now?
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  SPEAKER_06: November 22nd.
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  SPEAKER_06: And uh it's some really good.
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  SPEAKER_06: There's Blantons here in Richmond.
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  SPEAKER_06: You can go buy Blantons, Blanton's Gold.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, there's some EH Taylor's.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_06: Uh we had Stag uh Weller, Weller, Rare, Eagle Rare, they've got all that stuff's available uh on 1122, which is uh a Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_06: We're actually doing a trivia that day, but I'm telling you, my ADD is firing like that.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_06: It's all over the place right now, isn't it?
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so make sure you you go down to the bottle shop.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_06: But if you are a bourbon aficionado or if you just want a nice bottle at a really good price, I I've seen the price points.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_06: We bought the Blantons, it's less than$100.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you said that last time you went.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_03: I will say they do have the Weller uh CYPB, which is very rare, it's hard to get.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so if someone's looking for that, they got one bottle of it.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_06: And I will say, if uh if Pappy's is something that you're looking to just really add something nice to your collection, or maybe you're looking for a Christmas gift for somebody.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_06: Talking point.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they have that stuff, or they can get it.
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  SPEAKER_06: They had it at the last bourbon drop, but this stuff's it the price tag has a comma in it.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that does you anything.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's that's when you one thing to remember about those guys down there, they're not out there to like gouge you.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_03: So the prices are really good.
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  SPEAKER_03: So they're gonna make a little money just because it's hard stuff to get.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I they're not making a whole lot.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, I will say the plans is the cheapest you'll get it.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_06: I traveled, I was in Louisville today, and you're not gonna see these prices on the city.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_06: And the Eagle Rare is a great price.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's so good.
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  SPEAKER_06: And they're all good.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, they're all good.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we should do a sampling of that.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, don't get me wrong, I am very appreciative of the Casamigos.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and I really hope they like this uh commercial we're doing because this is the most self-company.
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  SPEAKER_06: They want to do more bourbon drops.
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  SPEAKER_06: I will be more than happy.
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  SPEAKER_06: We will be there for it live.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe we can get Kyle to give us one.
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  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or we could do a remote.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we could do that too.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_06: Kevin Shooking of that, speaking of which another guy we need to thank, our buddy Kevin Shook here at uh uh circle.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_06: What do we call this place now?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: Global media.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_06: I was thinking of Circle E, but that's Circle K.
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  SPEAKER_06: And I'm telling you, I am on all over the place.
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  SPEAKER_06: Dude, I had a Patron, two bud lights, I had a natty light, I've tried some Casamigos.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_06: No, uh Global Media Enterprises, uh Kevin.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, he's been working with us now for a number of years, but uh he continues to evolve what he can do.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_06: I tell it to you guys evolve or die.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Chris, I will say Kevin's a really good dude, man.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_03: Helped out with Sparks of Hope this year, helped with uh Saint Judathon, did it all on his own time, helped me.
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  SPEAKER_03: So thank you, Kevin.
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  SPEAKER_06: Well, and I'll say the same for us.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we couldn't do it without Kevin.
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  SPEAKER_06: And I mean that sincerely.
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  SPEAKER_06: He's uh he's a great ally to us, but also uh it's a great way to get some exposure here, especially in a community this size.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, yeah, you know, I'm I'm all for that.
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  SPEAKER_06: So thank you to our buddy Kevin Shook.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_06: I mentioned a uh the firehouse.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_06: Man, we've got a lot of commercials now.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_06: We do we do have a lot of commercials now.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's a good problem to have.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we did.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we uh we just changed up our trivia.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_06: So if you follow us locally for trivia, uh we were doing it at the Elks.
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  SPEAKER_06: Still a great place.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_06: Love the Elks.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna hang out there still.
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  SPEAKER_06: Um, but we have moved our trivia to Wednesday night, 6 p.m.
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  SPEAKER_06: here locally at Richmond, Indiana.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_06: Love to have you join us at the uh Firehouse Barbecue and Blues.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we're gonna start that there.
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  SPEAKER_06: And uh next week.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, it's a week from yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_06: So uh what is the date on that?
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_02: November 12th.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_06: 12th?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_06: 1212?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yep.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_06: 1212.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_06: Uh we will be down there.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_06: I Kevin's gonna be down.
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  SPEAKER_06: Um, we might find out a cool way.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_06: Kevin has set up this ability to broadcast live from locations, and maybe there's elements of it we could do live just to kind of show some love to Kevin and and the firehouse as well, because it's uh it's free marketing that way.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_06: But hey, you could sit at home and watch our trivia.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_06: Other than the music, I don't have the rights to that.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we'd have to shut that off.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you want to hear that.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_06: But uh we're gonna start that next Wednesday.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_06: We've got that running until hopefully middle of April.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_06: We haven't talked about dates with them yet, um, but that's typically how long our season goes.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_06: Then we also have trivia coming up on November 22nd, the same day as the uh bourbon drop.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_06: Yep, and that will be at the VFW here locally.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_06: So uh and you got a new sponsor, and we have a new sponsor helping us out with the uh prizes.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_06: One of the unique things about our trivia, we don't give away we do gift cards, I guess, locally, and I'd be more than happy to give away some of the firehouse, but we like to give people an opportunity to win inside case.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_06: Hundreds of hundreds of thousands of hundreds of houses.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_06: We give away lottery tickets and uh thanks to Wallace Heating and Air, we are uh they've helped us out with those, they're gonna take care of the prizes on that, and they're gonna cover us on those.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_06: So we're gonna spread some love to Wallace Heating and Air.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_06: You know, that's the beauty of our podcast now.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_06: We're just the first five, ten minutes is just commercials.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_06: Commercials.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we get it out there.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: Are you not gonna have them for the rest of the time?
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I'm not gonna try to sell you a mattress online or what all these other people do.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna try and get on your mattress.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: Purple mattress.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_06: Anyway.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_03: Returned it.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: A purple?
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: See, I have a dream cloud and I love it.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let me tell you something.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_03: If you get a purple mattress, Chris, you better get 30 people to pick that thing up.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's that heavy.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I I'll have my son do it.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's bad.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, apparently.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_04: Right?
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_04: I told you I'd chip myself.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_06: You know, honestly, my so in in this last thing I'll move on.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_06: Some of those, uh my son is a power lifter for fun at uh Purdue.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_06: And um when those guys get into those intense weights when they're doing um squats and deadlifts, they'll put a tampon in their ass.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because they'll pass out.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_06: I've seen people like the moment they finish the lift, they have put so much into just fall face forward, just blackout.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: I think that happens like if you lock your knees when you come back up.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_06: No, I think it's I think it's a blood thing.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's they just get lightheaded.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_06: Got that blood flow to the brain.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you gotta lock your knees when you come back up, all right?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_06: You gotta set it on there, but anyway, it's uh imagine if you train your body for some blood flow somewhere else.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be fucking explosive.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_03: They make pills for that, they do.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_04: It's purple, it's all in there.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_05: Purple for hymns?
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe I'm gonna get a lot of.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna have another sponsor?
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_06: Hopefully.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna tell you.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_06: I've got to, man, we I will talk about it.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_06: I am getting to that age.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_06: It is 12 after.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_06: I gotta move on.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_06: Otherwise, I'd tell another straw.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: Do we want to try the Costumikos before we get going?
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I've tried the strawberry.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_06: Strawberry is good.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_06: Have you tried the strawberry?
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not a big fan of the guava.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't a fan of the strawberry.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_06: Really?
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_06: Well, then we can hang out.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_06: Then we'll just share which cans we enjoy.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: This is I like the passion fruit prickly pear.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: The guava.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_06: Jeremy, you gonna come in?
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_06: No, Jeremy went, he left.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_06: Passion fruit prickly pear.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_06: She's full.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_06: I don't mind the guava.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: I like the guava.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: See.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_06: The guava's got almost a bitter like uh cake print.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_06: It's got a bite on it.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_06: You know what?
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna give Jeremy some love.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know why we don't do this more.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_06: Screedy Pyrotechnics here in Richmond.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_06: If you're looking for fireworks or any of those types of things, uh whether you're doing a wedding, uh celebrating New Year's Eve this year, graduations in the fall or in the spring, uh, Jeremy is your man.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: My celebration of life.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_06: That would be, yeah.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_03: We've done some of those.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_02: That that would be like on my bucket list.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_03: We've actually shot um passion fruit's not bad.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_03: Ashes on shells before.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's kind of crazy, but we've done it.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_03: But it's kind of cool though, because yeah, well, no, you just tape them on them and then they go up and then they take a picture and they got Kimmy.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: Explosions.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_03: I like explosions, right?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_02: What's our first story tonight, but sorry?
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_06: No, it's not you, it's us.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_06: We uh we're we're getting too many.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_06: It's good.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_06: I've heard that.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's not you, it's me.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_06: Which means it's you.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_06: I know.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_02: It normally is.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_06: Uh the first thing I want to talk about, this isn't so much a story as something I recognize.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_06: It's gonna start like I'm starting to really shit on our town.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_06: I uh I gotta tell you, I haven't I haven't heard one negative thing about my comment about the mummy's pants.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_06: Really?
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_06: Which is a good thing.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because you know, we had 11,000 views in two days on that little card.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_06: On my thoughts on the mummy's pants, right?
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_06: And I want the Richmond Mummy, the flying mummies to do amazing.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, I'm glad you do.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_06: I can't wait to get I I yeah, I'm excited.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_06: Actually, and they're running a deal.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_06: I think it ends today.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_06: Actually, it may have ended yesterday, which was a phenomenal deal.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, where you got five games and you got a jersey, and then all you can eat, yeah.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's that's what I need.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_06: It's how many hot dogs we can switch.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_06: All you can eat.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_06: It was a great deal, but uh, I think it's pretty cool.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna rethink that.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_06: And I'll give them credit.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_06: I think it's a it's an interesting idea, the flying mummies.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_06: It's just those pants.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_06: Those pants are something else, right?
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_06: So, but anyway.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: This is also why they're not gonna have us there.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_06: You know what?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_06: I will go there and and check in there.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_06: All the I I love baseball.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_06: But anyway, so this week here in Richmond, was it this week?
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_06: It was last week.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_06: Last Friday.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, big deal.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_06: Apparently.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_06: This is how you know you're from a small town.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_06: A fast food restaurant opened on Friday.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it did.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, and it was such a big deal here locally.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_06: Our mayor showed up.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_06: Now, that's not mayors show up to a lot of things, especially in smart.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_06: Ain't no big deal.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_06: Now, where it got weird for me, the high school bands and cheerleaders were there, okay?
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_06: And they had the National Guard there to direct traffic because it's construction.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_06: No, they had police directing traffic, they had the National Guard raise the flag.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, see.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_06: Now, and in fairness, I'm not trying to poo-poo on Chick-fil-A.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_06: Their sandwiches are okay.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_06: It's it they're waffle fries.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_06: Oh they're waffle fries.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: I can't eat it.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: Chicken's fine.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: Waffle fries?
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_03: I can't eat any of it.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's all made in peanut oil.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't care.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't eat their chicken because they marinated and uh pickle juice.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, poo-poo on the Chick-fil-a, I'll go to Popeyes.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_03: They don't have a Popeye's enrichment.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_06: No, but we work out of town.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_06: We're on the road.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, dude, I eat a lot of Popeyes in Greenfield.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, but dirty rice.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, their mush or their uh um shrimp.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_06: You can do the Cajun shrimp.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_06: I've never had their screens and their uh french fries.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_06: That's good.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, dude.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_06: Why don't we have Popeyes?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_06: Anyway, people in Richmond were very, very excited.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_06: It reminded me Have you guys seen the movie What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's been a while.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_06: Have you seen it?
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_04: When they're all excited about the new Burger Bar and Burger Bar.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_06: They were at a funeral in the movie, if you remember, and Leo's losing it, and John C.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_06: Riley's like, oh, it's a burger bar.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_06: They had the band show up.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_06: That's what Richmond reminded me of when we opened the Chick-fil-A.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_06: Now, I don't recall.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_06: You guys correct me if I'm wrong.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_06: I do not recall this area getting that excited about when Uranus Fudge came to town.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_06: They should have.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_06: I don't recall seeing any photos of Uranus opening.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_06: I love it with this.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_06: Why wasn't there a high school band at Uranus?
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_06: Right?
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_04: I would love to have a band playing on my anus.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_04: Somebody raising the flag at Uranus?
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_04: It's got to be Urbull.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, yeah, Uranus.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_06: What kind of flag would it be?
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_06: It would be a country, like they conquered your ass.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_06: I mean Uranus.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_06: Like they're declaring it.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_03: This is my Uranus.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: I know one thing, if uh Panda comes to town, I'm shooting fucking fireworks there.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_03: Panda?
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_03: Panda Express.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_06: Man, that place has gone down.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_06: Do you like that place?
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_06: I love it.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know real fireworks who comes to Richmond.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my God.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_06: Every time I get I I make a joke uh locally that I only eat at uh Long John Silvers once a year to remind myself.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_06: Why you don't eat Panda Express is right there.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: Panda's good.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's not fair because I've only had Panda Express at an airport, so you don't actually that's some of the best I've had.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh freestanding one?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: So it's it's kind of the fast food chain of the what's the other one?
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: What's the the owner of Panda Express?
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: They have the great lettuce wraps.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_06: Are these still the pictures from this?
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_06: Look at this.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_06: Look at how many look at that.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_06: I've seen parades in this town that didn't have that many people show up.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_06: It's a chicken sandwich.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_05: The Lord's chicken.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_05: The Lord.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_05: And it all says eat it.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_05: Ain't open on Sunday though.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's the only time I'd probably want to eat it.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: Time I'd want to go to Hobby Log.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_03: Bojangles is better.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I do like some Bojangles.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_06: I like some Popeyes, man.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_06: Don't hang out.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_06: Now, here's the question I have.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_06: If you see that much excitement for a Chick-fil-A, I think people in this community would sacrifice a baby to get a target.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, to get it back?
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_06: Tell me.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh what do you think they're doing?
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_04: Somebody would probably give up their firstborn for it.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_06: People love a target.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_06: Here's the problem.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, man.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_06: It's like people that are like are in a relationship early on and they're with that person and they do something, fuck it up, and it doesn't work out, and then their whole life they're with other people, but they're really thinking in the back of their mind, I really wish I was still with that person.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_06: That's what Richmond faces because we had a target.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_06: They let it go.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_06: Right?
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_06: Yep.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the place that they were leasing was a crap hole.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they never fixed anything, and they were like, fine, I guess we're deucin out.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's a hobby lobby now.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: I bet you they wouldn't have a parade and all that though if Target came.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: I bet you didn't.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_01: I bet they would.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: I bet you I would have my own parade if Target showed up.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure all the moms and all that would show up.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, I still people love Target.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_04: You would start cruising to Target parking lot again.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_06: I remember them days, but another time you realize you're real you're from a small town.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_06: People in this community, when I was in high school, would just circle parking lots.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, we did.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's when you can afford gas for 235 cents a gallon.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's one lap and we worried about what kind of wheels we had and the system we had.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_04: I was just worried about getting earplugs from everybody's systems.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just telling you, I think I'm sure we wouldn't sacrifice a baby, but this is the community that fucked up public hangings for the entire state and then the rest of the nation.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_06: You know that story, Jeremy?
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_06: We used to do uh history on this podcast.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_06: Richmond, Indiana had a public hanging one time, uh, and it went so bad that it made the New York Times.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_03: And how'd you mess up a hanging, dude?
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_06: Dude, they uh so this guy, and it's ironic too long of a rope.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, so he hit the pavement.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_06: He got up and ran away.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_06: He's like this.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_06: No, so hear me out on this one.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know how many people know this locally.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_06: I think you can even go into our Wayne County Museum and see the murder weapon.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_06: This guy killed a lady in uh Hagerstown.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_06: So he was uh he was put to death by hanging.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_06: He was in his 20s, I believe.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_06: He had two kids, and uh the mother was the lady he killed.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_06: And uh apparently, like he had come back to town, they had broken up, he was, you know, he was upset.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_06: She was out on the town in Hagerstown, which couldn't have been that much fun.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: It was at the boo.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, it was in the 1800s.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: He's still around.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_06: If the boo was around, that's where she was hanging out, right?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_06: And uh he killed her for it.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_06: He was, you know, it was I'm not saying it's right.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_06: So anyway, they put him to death.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_06: He's gonna go to death.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_06: He's going to the gallows pole.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_06: He's gonna walk up the you know the steps.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_06: And uh, but before they do it, let's say the hanging's on a Saturday.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_06: For like four days, you could pay money to go through the jail and look at him.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_06: Holy cow! Why he's alive, he's sitting in one of the like in a in a cell.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and you can just why would you pay money to see this douche?
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_05: Because he's about to die.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_05: This is a big deal back then.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: People probably walking in to spit on him or something.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_02: People had picnics for that.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_05: They didn't have TikTok back then.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen traffic slow down just because somebody's pulled over or a wreck?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_06: So you could go in and he's just sitting in the cell for four days and they're just making money on it.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_06: And this is when you know you live in a weird ass community.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_06: I love this community.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_06: I really, really do.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_06: As much as I make fun of it, but I love this community.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_06: We sold tickets.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_06: You had to have a ticket to watch this man play.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: You couldn't find a parking space.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_02: It was like Woodstock.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_06: They had to there was horses and buggies coming in from all over the county, and there was traffic jams and shit.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_06: There was more people.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_06: There's pictures of this.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know if Kevin can be able to get it.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_06: Now I'm gonna sound like the Joe Rogan show.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, Kevin, can you pull that up?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, uh was it like 70?
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_06: Backed up.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, dude.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_06: There was thousands of people here to watch this guy get hung.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_06: And there were stories about it all over the nation, and immediately they stopped all hanging.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_06: There it is.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_06: That is Richmond, Indiana.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_06: Those are just the people that had the tickets to go down inside of it to watch.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: How'd they botch it?
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_03: The dude didn't die?
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_06: Or hanging was a no, dude.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_06: They hadn't it was it was like a carnival.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, like a spectacle.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_06: He died.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_06: He died.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: He died.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't mess the hanging up too much.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: No, he was well hung.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_06: Actually, actually, in fairness, I think they fucked up the hanging.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_06: That's what I think.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_06: That's why.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: I think you were gonna tell me.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that he kept like just like twerking and shit.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: He hung and such.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: But quadriplegic.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_04: He probably wasn't far enough to break his neck and it just came out.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_06: Right?
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_06: And you gotta put the noose on the side.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_06: And the idea is that when they fall, it snaps the neck.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_06: And at that point you're done, right?
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_06: Now, the reason the hangings, I mean, obviously that sounds pretty brutal.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_06: If they fucked it up, people's heads would pop off if they did it wrong.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_06: But so this guy hung there for like 12 minutes because it didn't break his neck.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_06: He's just so he just I don't know how it looks.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like a fish that you got out of water.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_04: They didn't have video back then.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I can't wait to rewatch hanging there.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: I just seen a video.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_03: There's a movie out there, and they try and hang the guy and he's laughing, and they hang him, and he's like swinging.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, ooh, he's making fun, he's swinging around the thing.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Have you seen that movie?
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: Why do I feel like it's probably like uh a Mel Gibbs?
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: Or not a Melbourne and he's laughing at him as he's swinging, and he's like running and he's like hanging, like Django.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, it's Seth McFarlane.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_02: Django's the one where they're messing, tossing out the holes or whatever.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_02: The eye holes.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_04: Oh then, Django.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good scene.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so he's shit in this thing.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_06: If we can fuck that up, we can be the community that screws up how we get a target in here.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_06: That's all I'm trying to say.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah, man.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_06: This has been an interesting game.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_04: Party for everybody else.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_04: What's that?
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_04: Bringing a restaurant to town.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_04: Like, what was that Big Daddy pizza or whatever?
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_04: Where's their party?
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_04: Daddy's.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: That's my point.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: Bad dads, you mean?
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_05: Bad dads, whatever's done.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_05: They don't get nothing.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_05: Nah, dude.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love it.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_02: We got poisoned.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: We were poisoning.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_02: You guys don't like good beer.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't like beer grown in my basement with fermented whatever.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: Onions.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: Give that guy a natural light.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, man.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_06: What's your next?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_06: Are we ready to jump into A to B news?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_02: Half hour later.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_02: No shit.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_06: 26 minutes later.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_06: I gotta figure out how to speed up that sponsorship thing.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I love it.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_06: I'll work with Kevin and figure out how we put logos off all that, and it'll be faster.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_06: Anyway.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_06: I am getting ready to redo our webpage too, so that might help.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_04: I guess that's back also.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, put that on there.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_06: Man, we're doing all kinds of stuff.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_06: It's all about Jeremy came in and put a it was He's a marketing guy.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_06: Well, he's just got a lot of enthusiasm and it finally wrote, Yeah, we've been doing this a long time.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_06: It wears out.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_06: Time to step your game up, sir.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_06: Are we ready for our first story?
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_06: This comes to us from Kentucky.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, you guys ever ordered anything from like Amazon and got the wrong shit?
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_06: Anything weird?
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_06: No, nothing weird.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_06: Vibrator.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_06: Did you really?
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_02: I got a Dutch oven and I thought it was a joke.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Why would you want a vibrator, Jerry?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: Could you imagine going back to going to Kohl's?
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: Because I don't ever like go to Kohl's.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_03: You walk in there with a vibrator.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: I think you just throw that away and go on with your life.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_05: Throw it away.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_05: You make some money on that.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_05: Does Kohl's sell vibrators?
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, but Kohl's is where you turn it on.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_06: Meyer and Walmart sells vibrators.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, they call them like a lactation device.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no up.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_06: Therapeutic.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: Anywho.
• 26:22
  unknown: Demonstrate.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm good.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm good.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_06: Stress relievers.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_06: Stress relievers.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_06: Amy Thompson.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_06: I miss you, Amy.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_06: I we didn't see our comments.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_06: You ten minutes ago you said mac and cheese.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know what it means, but I love mac and cheese.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_06: Whatever it was.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_06: Mac and cheese, probably from Chick filter.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, I don't know.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: Probably from Popeyes.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't know.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_04: See?
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't Popeyes the one that has to be?
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: I've only had it like a couple times.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_06: You know what?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_06: I'm on the road a lot.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_06: I'll start hooking you up with some papers.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_02: What's up, Josh Morrison?
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_02: We need a road trip.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: We'll just hit all the fast food restaurants.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: Except for raising gangs.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: We'll take Shook with us and we'll do a podcast at all fast food restaurants.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna have to start doing stop signs with you guys when I can move on with my stories.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_04: This guy, what happened?
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_06: What do you got?
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_06: All right, here's Kentucky.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_06: This lady, she ordered some meds.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_06: Uh apparently they were urgent medical supplies.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_06: They were time sensitive.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_06: And a package arrived from a private courier.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_06: So it wasn't a normal mail room, right?
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_06: And she needed them important.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_06: Now, what was interesting is instead of receiving her meds, she received two severed human arms plus four human fingers from different packaged to open up.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_06: Jeffrey Dahmer said.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_06: They were backed on, yeah.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_06: It's like when you order from uh Omaha Sticks.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just picturing her like falling out the back window like when he got the alligator head.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_06: The box was unmarked, nothing indicated cadaver parts or surg uh excuse me, surgical training limbs.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_06: Can you imagine like opening it up?
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_06: Oh wow, they're right there.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: What's the first thing that goes through your mind?
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like, is is this like a joke?
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: Death note?
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_06: The uh cartels coming for you.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_06: The body parts package came from Nashville to Kentucky, apparently destined for a medical training facility rather than a home.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_06: The uh box swap occurred via perfect storm, apparently occasionally uh apparently to the courier.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_06: That's what they said.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_06: The woman immediately called 911.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, I've got a box of body parts that were just mailed to me.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and uh here's something to know if this ever happens to you, you're supposed to call 911, they'll send out the local coroner.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_06: He uh retrieved the parts, stored them in the morgue, and arranged the collect the correct delivery.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_06: I hope the lady got her medicine though.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no shit.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_04: Like he gets time sensitive for her.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_04: Apparently, she needs it right away.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, is that shit?
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_03: Is that I hope it wasn't an armed bandit.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's apparently it wasn't.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_04: It's an unarmed.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_06: Uh the coroner retrieved the part, stored them.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_06: As I said, she uh she got her medication the next day.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_06: The coroner said it was bizarre that anyone finding themselves with an errant body part on their doorstep should call it.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we're sending pictures to you guys first, and then I'm calling my wife.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_04: Dude, check out this box I got.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_04: You do hot fives with yourself.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_05: It's like the big little battle.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_05: I get a toe.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_05: I never toe to you before you.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_05: She was tore limb to limb over it.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_06: This is why Jerry the five dad jokes.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_06: Dad jokes.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_06: This is what I normally do at home.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_06: Amanda, I don't know why she saved me.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_02: She'd give her an arm and a leg for her ride medicine.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_06: Can you can you imagine saying, like, she's watching her grandkids, hey baby, we open them up real quick.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna go grab some water, too.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: I think that's my meds.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_04: Just open it up.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_06: Mammal is a Satan.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_06: What kind of med are you taking there, woman?
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_06: Woo! Oh, it's crazy.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_06: There you go, man.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_06: You know, it's just a simple mistake.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_06: It happens.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_06: You're right.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_06: You're right.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_04: It doesn't matter.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: Medicine's so expensive.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_04: If you're an organ donor, like they're just cutting up your body, sending it like God knows where.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I've heard stories about that where people will donate their uh like loved ones to science.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_06: Science.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_06: And then they'll find out what happens to the bodies.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_06: Like the army uses it for explosion tests.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_06: Did you have you heard of this?
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_06: They'll take like a Humvee and they'll take four cadavers and put them in there and then blow that Humvee.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_02: Science.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, apparently.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_06: It is technically behind it.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_06: For guys, it is.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: Science.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_06: And people are finding out that they thought their family member was going to go off.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_06: Medical use, yeah.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_06: Testing.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_06: It got tested.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_06: It got tested.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_06: It got there's just body parts flying everywhere.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, America.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: America.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_06: America.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_06: This one comes to us from Florida.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_06: A 76-year-old man there named John Moss got himself into trouble, which is ironic because, well, he apparently had a sign on his front yard that said, absolutely no drugs allowed.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_06: Apparently can't read because uh this happened just last week or two weeks ago in 2025, Highlands County.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_06: The uh sheriff's office raided his house, and well, they found drugs.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_06: A lot of drugs.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_06: Nope, no drugs here.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_06: No, they found 31 ounces, which is equivalent to almost two pounds of cocaine.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_06: Jesus.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_06: What kind of party are you having with two pounds of cocaine?
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_06: A long one.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_06: Anilin one.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_06: Methamphetamines, oxycotton,$20,000 in cash.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_06: That's a lot of Coke, bro.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, I don't know.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_06: I've never seen it.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: He hasn't slipped since 1980.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_06: I love Diet Coke, but that's about it.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_06: In a separate unrelated case, we talked about this.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_06: A 77-year-old man from the uh retirement community, the villages.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_06: Uh he was facing federal charges in 2023 for trying to sell misbranded erectile dysfunction drugs.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_06: I bet he was.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_06: He obtained them without a prescription.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_06: I love old men in Florida, man.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_06: They are some dirty dudes.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_06: 31 ounces of coke.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_06: That's an orange.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_02: This guy's how old?
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_06: 76.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_06: You know what?
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_06: Are you gonna get arrested?
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_06: You're like, fuck it.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_06: By the time it goes to trial, I might be dead.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_05: That's a lot of what's what's going on in there?
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_05: Nothing.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_05: Side chat.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, turn off the mic then.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's an arm shame.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_06: Uh here's an interesting story.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_06: This comes to us.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_06: Uh this is our third story tonight.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_06: Comes to us from Bangkok.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_06: A uh 50-year-old, or excuse me, 51-year-old dude there named um.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna butcher it, aren't you?
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_06: It's uh all right, smart ass.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: I can't say that much.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_01: Pataya Mulin.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_06: Nah, that's not how you say that.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_01: Pataya?
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just fucking with you.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, Changin.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_06: AKJ Chang, yeah, modify.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_06: And okay.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's kind of funny.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_06: Once you know the story.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, this gentleman, uh Pataya, as Kimmy probably announced it correctly, offered genital enhancement surgeries.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_06: These were penis enlargement injections, pearl implants, and even circumcision.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it gets better.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_06: Was it a butcher shop?
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 33:57
  unknown: Why?
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_06: That would be a building.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_06: The kicker was he wasn't working in the clinic.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_06: His surgery room was the backseat of his 1990s Toyota King.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_04: Park along the road.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_04: Hop in.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_04: Hop in, get your dick bigger.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, give me that foreskin.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_04: She was on it like bubblegum.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you guys have had yours enlarged in the backseat of a Toyota.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_06: Not by a guy named Jang Y Modified.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_06: Uh advertised on social media, TikTok.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: What's pearling?
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: What is pearling?
• 34:33
  unknown: What?
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: Pearl.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_03: Pearling.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_06: They were uh in uh it was a uh pearl and plants.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_06: Pearl and plants, the rib for her pleasure.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, dude.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: So they put yeah under the skin.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_04: Where's this guy at?
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: Bang.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_06: Hello, manga.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_06: He's arrested.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_06: Dude, it's rib for her pleasure.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_06: All the time.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_06: Uh-uh.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_06: In the back of a corolla.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_06: That seems sanitary.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_05: That's sanitary.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_05: Is it like a Jeremy?
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Jeremy sanitizer.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_06: At least he comes, he comes to you.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, he tries.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_06: He travels.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_06: You could actually have him pick up your pizza or something.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: He would come to Richmond, wouldn't he?
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, he advertised on TikTok.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_06: It was a mobile car clinic.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_06: It says, come get your job done.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_06: We deliver.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_06: What he didn't advertise, there was no medical license, no sterilizing gear, no safeguards.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_06: This is my favorite part of the story.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_06: They arrested him mid-procedure.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jesus.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_03: Let him finish.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_06: They seized 189 pearls, surgical blades, anesthetics, needles, and uh right in the middle of it.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_06: Now, how long, how much do you think it would cost to have your dick bigger?
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_06: 150.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_06: Nah, it's more than that.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_06: Come on, man.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_03: He's out of a Corolla, bro.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_05: 150.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_05: Probably a bucket.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_00: If you want the pearls at$25 a pearl.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_06: Here's the crazy part.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_06: This guy learned how to do this like the way I learned to do home improvements.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_06: He taught himself via videos.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_06: He had no formal training, no proper equipment.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_06: This is just a side hustle.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_06: Like we do podcasts, Jeremy Lights Fireworks.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_06: This guy makes dicks bigger.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't know they had that shit on YouTube.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_06: He charged roughly$30 for pearl implants.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_06: $140 for circumcisions and$280.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_06: It was a bargain basement.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_03: Damn, I was close.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_03: $180?
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for full enlargement.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: Right, which is injected.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_06: It could be up to three years in prison.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_06: Bathroom silicone.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it'd be fine.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_06: He doesn't mind working with people.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_06: It depends on the skin, brother.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_06: Are you a growth or are you a shit?
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like it's gonna be for girth, not lane.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_06: Girth.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_06: Girth.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_06: You know, you're trying to make it look like a soup can.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_06: A tall boy.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_06: A lot of tall boys.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_04: Talking about a button on a fur coat.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_06: I love this show.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_06: Let's move on to another one.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_06: Ah, this guy was doing it in the back of a car.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_06: Toyota Corolla is not even a good one.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_06: Not even a new one.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_06: Like it's a shitty one.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna be a little late.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_06: I gotta show you.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_03: At least he was part.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_03: All that medical procedures, that insurance had to be high.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_06: Let's move on to our next story.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_06: This is uh seems like a no-brainer out of the beginning for this poor guy.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_06: Should have ran.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_06: But uh anyway, two weeks before a wedding, a bride had 200 people that uh were listed to her guest list, and she invited half of them, actually, more than half.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_06: Uh she apparently dropped the bomb a few weeks out.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_06: She Zoom called her bridesmaids and revealed that she had consulted a spiritual advisor who claimed having claimed having over 80 people would create energetic blocks in the marriage.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_06: So literally, 200 people were showing up, and she called a buck 20 of them and said, Nah.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_06: Nah, you're good.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think I'm gonna need to cancel your subscription.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_06: They uh trimmed the uh couple's uh trimmed the uh attendance down to 75 people.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_06: They used an energy compatibility chart.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_06: This sounds like they hang out with assholes, yeah, and they're like, I don't want these assholes.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_06: Um friend worker, uh, friends, coworkers, entire branches of family were eliminated.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: The bad energy probably came from the catering thing that you're talking about.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_03: See what kind of energy we have.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_02: I bet it's the bad energy came from the catering uh invoice.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_03: Probably bad fireworks.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_02: Probably like, uh yeah, I'm no need to cut down the fireworks.
• 38:53
  unknown: Yeah.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_06: Listen to the people they uh they cut out.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_06: The groom's extended family, except for his parents.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_06: Many of the bride's co-workers.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_06: I love that the fact that they're putting the bride's co-workers on the same level as this guy's family, right?
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_06: And about half the family, including the bridesmaid's parents.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_06: Would you invite a bridesmaid's parents?
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_06: How would you invite the bride?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: Only if I like grew up with the bride bride.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like AJ's mom would be invited.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_06: Now, how would you like to know?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_06: I I mentioned they called.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_06: They didn't call all of them.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, some of the guests got this via email.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_06: People wanted the gifts back.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_06: You didn't make the gifts.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_04: You oh, I want that shit back, man.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_04: You didn't make the cut.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not getting some roast beef mashed potatoes.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not going.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_05: Is that what you that's pretty shitty to do, though?
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_04: It is, right?
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_04: Baby carrots, whatever.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, they were probably Democrats.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_03: I can't say that on there.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_03: My bad.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_03: My bad.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: They probably had a shutdown or something.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_02: We almost made it through the entire show before you showed your ass.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_06: I had to say it.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, somebody's been in there drinking the Casamigos.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, I need another one, guys.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we'll come in here.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_06: There's a bunch of them.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_06: We're empty.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, all right, we've got one more story.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_06: Has it been drank from?
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_06: Because you know.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_06: No, it's empty.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I'm in.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_06: He's a weird dude, dude.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_06: You know, this is the guy, I've never seen this before in my life until I hung out with Jeremy Scretti.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_06: He uh, if he hasn't washed his hands before he starts consuming French fries, he will pick the French fry up by the end of it and eat most of it and then throw the butt away.
• 40:32
  unknown: What?
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_04: He won't eat the part his finger touched.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, like if he's eating a French fry, he'll eat up to like just his fingers and then throw the rest away.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_06: True story.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_03: I ain't ashamed.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to fight off sinus infections, alright?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think you're getting it from the French fry that you touched with.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_03: If you got germs on your hands, you get germs in your mouth.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_06: Jeremy, I bet you put way dirtier things in your mouth than the end of a French fry.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_06: No way, dude.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just gonna go out on a limb.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_06: You're married still, aren't you?
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_06: The pearls.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's right.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna wrap this one up.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, I thought you had one more of it.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_06: I do, I do.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_06: It's pretty armless.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this is this might be my favorite story of the week, even though a guy getting penis enlargements in the back of a car was pretty exciting.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_04: 99 Corolla.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_06: Or a lady that was getting body parts into her.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_06: This happened in Pennsylvania.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_06: Brentwood.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_06: A 55-year-old woman there named Monique Henrikson.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_06: She was at the hospital.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_06: She was being treated and she was on oxygen.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you know, people get stressed out.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_06: Have you heard this?
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_06: You're laughing already.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_06: People get stressed out when they're in a hospital, so she wanted to relax a little bit.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_06: It wasn't a cigarette.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_06: It was a crackpipe.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_06: Oh she was still hooked to the oxygen crazy.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_02: Richard priored herself.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_02: Not anymore.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_02: She wasn't.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_06: The fire started causing severe burns to her face, hands, and hair.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_06: The hospital or hospitality.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_06: The hospital security staff and fire department intervened, extinguished the flames, and she was taken to the burn unit.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_06: Now she's facing a felony charge of causing or risking uh she probably didn't feel it from the crack.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: Well, maybe.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_06: That'd be the if you're gonna get your face caught on fire.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_06: I would hope crack would be involved.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_05: You'd probably be like, that's fucking cool.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: She didn't know what was going on.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_06: My face is melting.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_06: What like you've got to think at some like she's got a purse or something?
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_06: She's like, oh man, I've had a day.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_06: Just we hand me my crack pipe.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_06: I need to take care of this situation.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_06: I need to relax a little bit.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_04: Never mind.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_04: It's oxygen.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_02: Whitney Houston said it was fine.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_04: Pumped in my mouth.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, there you go.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_06: Crack in the hotel.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Richard.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_06: Or at the hospital.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_02: Crack is whack.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_06: Crack is whack.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_06: Have you ever seen Hunter Biden talk about it?
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_04: He gets excited.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_06: Like he he did an interview one time and he makes crack sound amazing.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, he did.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yes.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and in fairness, Charlie said the first uh if you haven't seen the documentary on Facebook, he said the first or uh Netflix rather, the uh first time that he uh he smoked crack, have you you've seen it?
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_06: At the same time he was getting a BJ.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_06: Oh shit.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_06: At the very same time, and he said it was the most exciting experience of his entire life.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_06: Ah, there it is right there.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_06: Oh he he talks lovingly about if you listen to him and Hunter Biden, it's it's kind of like uh we've had Chris Porter on our show a couple times, and he's always saying, you know, when daddy gets old, he's gonna try some shit.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yes, right?
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_06: I you know, hey, you ain't got nothing to look out.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_06: Look at it when they still talk about it lovingly, you know they they deep down they wish they could go back and do it again.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't I hear he was cracked does some weird shit to people, bro?
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I heard he's he's swings both ways.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_06: There's nothing wrong with that.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_06: That's what you're into.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_06: That's cool, man.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_03: You know no judgment free zone over here, yeah.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but yeah, that he talks about that too.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_06: That's on the crack.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_06: He actually talks about in that documentary at one point he was so fucked up on a movie set that he was falling asleep in the middle of the scene.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_06: And the way he kept himself awake, he's like, I need to take a break.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_06: Go do another bump.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_06: He went in the room and he shoved ice cubes up his asshole.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Jesus.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_06: I swear to God.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_06: I can't make that up.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_06: I need to go watch this.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_06: I want to know how you even think is like, you know what'll wake me up?
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_06: An ice cube in my asshole.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yep, that's gonna do it.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, some people will just be like, oh, let's sniff some ammonia or something.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_02: But no, that's just nah.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_02: And when ice cubes were gone, he was like, eh, there's a wild burrito.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_06: Is on the film, they'll show the scene where uh he was actually sitting there with the ice cube in his ass, and he'll say, That's that was the scene.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_06: That was it.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_06: Right there.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_02: Now I feel like I need to watch it.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_06: It's actually, I'm definitely gonna watch it now.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_06: He talks you know how they got him to quit drugs?
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_06: It's actually kind of funny.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_04: But didn't he go to rehab and put the drug dealer in there with him?
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_06: No, the drug dealer, they finally he went to rehab a bunch of times.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_04: No, they cut it down.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, cut the coke down.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_06: Cut it down.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_06: The rehab the drug dealer was just lowering the potency every time, and he finally got just pissed off.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_06: He's like, This sucks.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he kept going.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they went to the actual dealer and were like, hey, we need to keep cutting this down.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_04: So he finally weaned himself off.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_04: Because he got so weak, it wasn't doing anything.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_06: But I tell you, the drug dealer loves that dude.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_06: I bet you he had a couple pounds of it, didn't he?
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_06: He's hanging out with that dude in Florida.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_02: And it was Ozzie that went to rehab because he thought that it was a drink or whatever, right?
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_06: No, his wife tripped him.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_06: She told him uh this is funny because I think of JP sometimes, right?
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_06: Um, Sharon had convinced Ozzie that she was sending him, he was going to, I think it was like the Betty Ford Clinic or somewhere.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_06: And it was uh it wasn't that he was gonna quit drinking, they were gonna teach him how to be a better drinker.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, to be a more refined drinker.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, like to maintain yourself in public, right?
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_06: How to hold out your pinky.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_06: And so he says he showed up and he goes, I'm wearing a suit and I'm real nice.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_06: They drop me off and he shit you not.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_06: He walks into this rehab clinic and he goes, Where's the bar?
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_06: And that's when he found out.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_06: Son of a bitch, got me again.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, curses.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we're gonna wrap it up right there.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I spent more time on commercials than I did news today.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, I should have wrote it longer.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_06: That's my bad.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, anyway.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_06: It's not like you have two other people here.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta put some pearls in it to make it.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's right.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_02: You know, set a little bit.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta trim it down a little bit.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, uh to make it look.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_06: Wouldn't it be funny if the only thing he did is when you got in the car, he shaved your pubes and goes, Look, it's bigger.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_05: It's bigger, it worked.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_06: Ta-da! Yeah, that'd be$300.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_03: He got Dickey Doo disease.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_05: Dickey do?
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_05: What's that?
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_05: Belly stick out for in your dickey do?
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_05: Uh man, how many Americans got that?
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_05: Or Dunlap's disease.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_05: 47%.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_02: Dunlap's over it.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of us are for anyway.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_02: We got dad jokes for days.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for days.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_06: Thanks for tuning into this week's show, After Two Beers.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_06: Lots coming up if you are here locally.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_06: Actually, I looked at our numbers and our numbers are really going up.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_06: And in Richmond, not so much.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Indianapolis.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe we should start doing trivia Nindy.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_06: You said you had hookup over there.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_02: That's a commute.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_06: It's a great bar.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: I could probably work from Carmel once a week.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_03: I say you stop bashing Richmond.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe our viewers go up.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think that's it at all.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_02: We're not bashing.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not bashing Richmond.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_02: We bash Florida.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I'm just telling this.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_06: No, we love Richmond.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_06: I love this community.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just saying those pants are bad.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_06: I love that there's a baseball community.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_06: And the fact that you have a high school band to show up to sell chicken sandwiches is just funny to me.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_06: Fair?
• 48:41
  unknown: Fair.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_06: You think in Indianapolis the mayor shows up every time they open a Chick-fil-A?
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_06: You think they send the National Guard?
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they're a lot bigger.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_06: That's my point.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_06: We've had that shit forever, bro.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_06: That's the thing I love about this community.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_06: This is still a small town.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and thank you.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_06: And this isn't even what our show's about, but I feel like we could do a whole podcast just on this community.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_06: And I mean this sincerely.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_06: The problem with this community, in my humble opinion, is that most of the people that never leave this community expect it to be in Indianapolis.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_06: And you need to appreciate it for what it is.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_06: It's a small community.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_06: It's a great small community.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_06: Absolutely.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's way better in Indianapolis.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, it is.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: It is the Bermuda Triangle.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody comes back.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: Unless you live in Fisher's.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_06: Well, not necessarily.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_06: Westfield's huge.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_06: All that stuff's growing on the north side.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_06: That's not Indianapolis.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_06: Greenfield, but it's it's a suburb, man.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you right now, it works in Indy.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_06: If you have a lot of money, you're gonna live on Mass Ave right downtown.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_06: There's a lot of great places.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_06: It it I mean, it has its troubles.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_06: I love Indianapolis.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_05: Why are you hate on Indies?
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_05: Dude, I can't stand it.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_05: Why?
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_05: I don't like big cities.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's not even that big of a city.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_05: It is not really.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's not pretty small.
• 50:04
  unknown: Yeah.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_04: Compared to everybody else.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, man.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_03: Give me my small town.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I'll take.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_06: I love it here.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_06: I do love it here.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_06: The thing that makes me giggle is when people in this community expect it to be a big city.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_06: We were just talking about this tonight with our local hospital, right?
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_06: They own a lot of places here locally, and people are like, there's a lot of people that shit on our hospital here locally.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_06: And I'll defend it every time.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_06: I will always say it's a hospital in a community of less than 30,000 people.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_06: If you're expecting to get amazing cancer treatment, it's probably the place for it.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_06: Amazing cancer doctors don't come to a community of less than 30,000.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_06: The beauty of that hospital is that they can get you stabilized, and if you need to go see a specialist, you go see a specialist.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_06: I hear so many people, oh man, you go to that hospital, they're gonna kill you.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_06: They'll treat your cuts in in little scrapes, but you better go see it.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_06: And they do some others, they their heart process.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_06: My father went through it, they did a great job.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just and see, here you go.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_06: Now I'm defending the community.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, bring it back, bring it back around.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_06: Signal and around, sir.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_06: Don't expect it to be St.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_06: Vincent's or IU Medical.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_06: It's not that, right?
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_06: But appreciate it for what it is.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_06: The other thing I love about Clinic, yeah, it's a hospital, man.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_06: Come on now.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_06: Now you're being shitty on the community.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_06: This is why people don't listen in Richmond's because Jeremy Screddy's on this.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_03: They charge$3,500 for a MRI when you can go to ProScan for$4.99.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is what this is why listeners tune out right here.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_03: This is why I'm going to take it down.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_03: Take it to this part of it.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_03: You defend it, and I'll show you why why you shouldn't.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_06: No, what my whole point is is you just have to realize what we are and appreciate us for what we are.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_03: Appreciate the damn ban at Chick-fil-A then.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_06: Nah, dude, that's just silly to me.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_06: I appreciate the fact there's a Chick-fil-A here.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, if Target, if Target comes, you'll see me out there doing the whole Richmond song.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_06: I'll dress up like a cow for Target.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_06: I'll go buy a hoopty and drive around the parking lot.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_06: I'll tell you the only thing that I will ever dress if there's a restaurant that comes back to this community that I would dress up for, it'd probably be Skyline Chili.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_04: Oh man.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_06: No?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_04: Like that would.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_04: I know they they put it in a bad spot, but I went there.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_04: I did too.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_04: White castle.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_02: Man.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_02: I like White Castle too, but man, like you're really throwing a whole wrench into our digestive system if we do both.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine White Castle and drinks on this show?
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine a White Castle with Tyler and Juliana?
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, colon blow.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_06: Actually, I kind of want to try it now.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_06: My squirrel.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let's wrap this up.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_06: We're right at an hour.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_06: And we talked about stories for 20 minutes.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_06: I love that.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_06: Um, thank God for AI.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_06: It's so much easier to cut and edit these things now.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, thanks again to everybody for tuning in tonight.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_06: We really appreciate it.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_06: Thanks for again for listening to the audio.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, if you want to follow us live and watch us live so you can comment with us.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_06: Uh we'd love you to do it.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_06: Love people to interact.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_01: Facebook and YouTube.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_06: And uh, I'm gonna go through and really try to put some time and energy into our webpage over the next week or so.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_06: And uh, I'll put all our uh podcast recordings on there, all our trivia, and our calendar.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_06: Everything, yeah, yeah.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_06: And it'd just be the place to go and uh so you can follow us around the area.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_04: And if you're listening at a later date, can you just give us a like and a share, maybe?
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_04: That's the biggest thing.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_06: If you want to really help our program, get us out there, like the show, share the show, give us a review.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_06: That is honestly the biggest thing you can do to make it.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_06: Send the band.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, the band should be.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_06: I'll tell you this.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_06: And yes, I've had multiple mayors on this program and people running for mayor, and I have asked for an after two beers day for nine years.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_04: And I get we're gonna keep asking for another nine.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, man.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: Who ain't done the catering license for the beer?
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, I will tell you this.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_03: I will tell you this with everything that I've done through my 17 years of doing fireworks.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_03: If you want an after two beers day, you create it, they'll come on board.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_06: No, I want a golden key.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_05: I want the city to recognize me.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_05: You're not Trump, dude.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's all we gotta do is build it because if you build it, they will come.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_06: Create an After Two Beers Day.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_06: I got a better chance of getting a golden key in Indianapolis, apparently, than I do in Richmond.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they don't want you in Richmond.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_06: You don't have that.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_06: I don't get it, man.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_06: I love it.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_06: Anyway, uh, thanks again to our buddy Kevin Shook, Global Media Enterprises.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_06: If you're looking to do something better than this program, it's easily done.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_06: Just come see Kevin and then organize your shit better.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_04: He's got tons of stuff, whatever you're looking for.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_06: Uh constantly expanding.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_06: Uh you can follow if you're here local, you know all about Kevin already.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, he is definitely involved.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_06: Drone footage, live footage, he can do it all.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_06: So uh helped out Jeremy with uh the fireworks.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_06: So uh great ally there.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_06: Thanks again to the bottle shop here locally, Crosstown Carry Out, same company.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_06: Uh remember they do have a tasting coming up.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_06: We're not real sure.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_06: Jeremy's supposed to be finding out.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_06: That's on me.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_06: I left the notes at home.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_06: But uh the bourbon drop is a big deal.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_06: That is a big deal.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_06: November 22nd.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_06: We'll try to make it with you guys this time.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we'll go out and hang out again.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: Bring your chairs.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_02: We packed the cooler and everything.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_02: We packed the cooler, got some chairs.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_06: Five in the morning.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_06: We sat out there and had great conversations with people.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_06: We were I was uh third in line, he was in fourth in line.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_06: Nice, yeah.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_06: That's how big of a deal it was.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yep.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_06: Uh there's something just genuine about Americans sitting in a parking lot waiting for alcohol.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_02: It was in a car wash across the street.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, my favorite part was watching the homeless guys come through and pick through the cigarette butts in the trash can.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_03: Do you guys remember when Papa Joe's did the uh they probably still do, but like they're three or four days camping out for Black Friday?
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's a big one.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, oh yeah.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_04: JP.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_06: And ironically, the bourbon that is going to be offered at the bottle shop is just as good.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_06: Same stuff.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_06: And uh I'm it of all the advertisements I can do, I can't talk well or better enough about these bourbon drops.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_00: They're really good.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_06: Like I feel like I could do a whole commercial just on those, definitely.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, thanks again to those guys.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_06: Thanks again to the firehouse.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_06: We'll be there soon.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_06: Thanks again to uh Wallace Heating and Air uh for hooking us up.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_06: Uh I'm really looking forward to the firehouse.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_04: I do too.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's gonna be fun.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be fun.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we're gonna have a good time down there.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_06: Uh thanks again to the VFW and uh to the Elks.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_06: We've done some events out there just recently.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_06: We did a Halloween thing.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_06: It was a lot of fun.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so much fun.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_06: Good times.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_06: There's a lot of that's the thing.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_06: I love this community.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_06: We we're out there.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_06: We love it.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, if you're gonna have bad pants, I'm gonna call you out.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_06: That's just how it is.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_06: Ah, your pants are all right.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_06: Um we say it at the end of every show.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_06: It is by far the most important thing we utter and uh uh utters.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_06: And uh, you know what?
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_06: We should start doing it our trivia too.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_06: And it's simply this you know, we the only reason we do this, we don't make any this is the most expensive hobby I've ever had.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's a blast, though.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_06: It is, and that's what I love it.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_06: Uh it's good people, good times, and uh we get to share it without the community and uh with the community within the, you know, you know what I mean.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, you know, scratch that beers, yeah, yeah.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_06: Cut that out.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_06: Um it's simply that we're just here to have a good time.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_06: And uh we hope you guys are along with the ride.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_06: Whether you like our podcast, like our trivia, or whatever we're doing, we're just here to have have a good time.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_06: And and the reason we do it is it's simple.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, especially if um all the things that are going down, politics, um, snap benefits, things life is hard already.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_06: Absolutely it is, and uh, we just want to bring a little bit of levity to your life, and it's simply you know, if there's somebody in your life, especially now, this is the hardest time of the year for a lot of people.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_06: We're approaching Thanksgiving, we're approach uh approaching Christmas, New Year's Eve.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this is a tough time of the year and it's dark at five o'clock.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, and uh I know what you're getting ready to say, but not to not to interject, but uh you know, we're doing um turkey drops.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_03: Um can't tell you where, but you do turkey drops, we're giving away free turkeys to the people in the community.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_03: But also we'd like to say that if you need food or there's a need out there, reach out to us because we're more than willing to help any and all families.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_03: And I would say after two years in Scrady Pirate Techniques, all of us would help out.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_06: So we're gonna do um I haven't announced it locally until we do our first event, but uh, we've got two events before Thanksgiving, and I'm gonna try to do like a food drive at our trivia to try to pull some food together.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_06: I did see the snap benefits today are going to be paid, but they don't know when.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_06: But uh yeah, we want to make sure nobody in the community goes hungry.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_06: So uh we're gonna help you out with that.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_06: Uh make sure you show up to uh our Facebook page.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and show up and see us at our turkey.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that's what I was gonna say is is here personally, I can make sure we broadcast uh G1013 is gonna take care of that here locally.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_06: And uh we're gonna give away three hundred and fifty turkeys.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_06: Nice, very nice.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_06: And then what'd be cool is if we could do at our trivia, we'll bring in the sides.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_06: We'll bring in just ask for boxes of mac and cheese.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_03: Stuff green beans, and something else that's pretty good that I haven't really told anybody, but Daniel Jones.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_03: I know you guys all know Daniel.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_03: They're the quarterback for the Colts.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_03: No, the guy from Virginia, our buddy, our friend, our brother.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_03: He is um with those turkeys.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_03: No one knows us yet, but he's giving away mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, and and uh dressing.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_03: That's really cool.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_03: For each turkey we get.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_06: That's 350 meals.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_03: Great.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_06: And I will give props to the firehouse here locally.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_06: Um they're doing meals on Monday.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_06: Lots of places here locally.
• 1:00:34
  SPEAKER_06: Titara and uh Five Arts Brewing in Centerville, which has you ever had their uh Brussels sprouts?
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_06: Really good, really good.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_06: And this is the longest last to the industry.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_06: Anyway, that's okay.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna eat a cause just for our ending.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and our beginning.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_06: We've got to figure this shit out.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_06: This is a good problem.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_06: It's a good problem to have.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_06: This is a good problem.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_06: I will figure it out.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_06: This is uh this is what I love to do about.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, but seriously, uh it we're approaching a tough time of the year, and seasonal depression is real.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_06: When you talk about the daylight and that sort of thing, just just do me a favor.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_06: If you have someone in your life, friend, neighbor, family member, uh, co-worker, someone that just um they just don't seem like themselves, do me a solid, just reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, uh, how they've been.
• 1:01:27
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, just let them know you're thinking about them, that you appreciate them, that you love them.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_06: It's the littlest things that uh may make it uh the reason that somebody wakes up the next morning.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_06: So, and uh there you go.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_06: Somebody's in there listening to uh Flash Gordon First Edition.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, man.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_06: That's just dropped in to see what condition my condition is.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_06: Kenny Rogers.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_06: So uh thank you all very much.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_06: Uh this has been an odd podcast.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_06: Lots going on, lots of exciting.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_04: That's the first one in a couple weeks, and a few weeks.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_06: It is, and we've got so many things moving and shaking right now.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_06: Life is shaking baking.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_06: We'll get it together, we promise.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, we'll be good.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_06: All right, thanks again, and uh, we will be back for sure.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_06: Actually, maybe we won't because I think two weeks is Thanksgiving, isn't it?
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_06: We may have to move the date, maybe, but we'll come back that way, except for Wednesday because we have trivia.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know, we'll work with, we'll let you know.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_06: Uh I guess without further ado, Jeremy, Michael, Gibler, we will talk to them all next time.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_02: After two beers.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_02: Take me home! Take me on home.