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OUTRO: In A Rush · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, it's going to be a short one today.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I think we'll get it. I think we'll
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  Speaker 3: be sweet. Yeah, as long as we stop just as
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  Speaker 3: the news starts.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, how's your day been? Fellas?
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  Speaker 4: Can you look at us when you're talking to us?
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  Speaker 2: I should of absolutely sticking your home.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I hit one of those days today when it started
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  Speaker 5: off fine, went to the gym, do all that stuff,
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  Speaker 5: and by by the time I was coming into where
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  Speaker 5: I was doing the b y C.
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  Speaker 1: There.
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  Speaker 5: By the time I came into work.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what ever one of my favorite podcasts
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  Speaker 2: by the way, what either I always get listen to
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  Speaker 2: it on the date comes it. Just want you to
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  Speaker 2: know your arts appreciate it?
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  Speaker 5: Can I can?
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  Speaker 2: I just do?
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  Speaker 5: You guys ever have days like that though, where you
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  Speaker 5: just get to a point you go whatever, just stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 5: I and I just and it was sort of coming
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  Speaker 5: in and out and I was just like I just
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  Speaker 5: I just went, you know, what what.
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  Speaker 2: If who gives a ship? You know? I certainly got
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  Speaker 2: to a point with something the sort of was like
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, and yeah, I sort of got to
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  Speaker 2: that page as well.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just wanted to know whatever, well exactly she
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  Speaker 5: came out of it.
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  Speaker 3: That'll show that'll be right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll show
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  Speaker 3: those other two. Yeah yeah, yeah, damn from Black Seeds.
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  Speaker 2: He's coming in Later's coming in later, fellow, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know him interview, No, No, he's coming in later though.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to.
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  Speaker 3: That that it's going to be good ship. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I've actually never made.
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  Speaker 3: Him when to pop in and then go out again.
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  Speaker 2: I know that is weird thing about when he popped
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  Speaker 2: in obviously, but I'm looking forward to interviewing him later.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird that you see you so early, I think,
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, you must be going around the building a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. The thing about that guy is I've met
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  Speaker 2: him a few times in Wellington.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Does he remember that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. Why was he esteemed well?
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  Speaker 2: I just think I certainly wasn't sitting down talking to
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  Speaker 2: each other for hours, right, and it was twenty years ago? Sure,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Was it you just go out to go something so true?
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  Speaker 2: No, something so strong. I was singing something so strong, Carrier,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean us? Were you having our separate
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  Speaker 2: or sort of an idea? Were you having a busy
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  Speaker 2: dame when you met him? I would have absolutely been
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  Speaker 2: very very busy. Yeah, very busy man, although I might
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  Speaker 2: not have been drinking at all, but I would have
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  Speaker 2: been busy in another way. Sorry, but I don't mean
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  Speaker 2: to interrupt your perving out the window. You're good, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I know to put the blind down. Yeah, if you
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  Speaker 2: can't content outside. But they're all mean, so for the
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  Speaker 2: one that's wear in a skirt, I didn't notice here.
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  Speaker 2: How can you can't take your eyes off the group? Pardon?
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  Speaker 4: We have to get this out of control.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Just bring up.
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  Speaker 3: Something that's so something so true, so strong? Jason, and
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  Speaker 3: we're going to play golf on Friday. Oh yeah. I've
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  Speaker 3: since been invited to the Houcky Lunch Club, which is
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  Speaker 3: started by Isaac and Joel. We went out for lunch
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  Speaker 3: one day when we're all in here early. When I
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  Speaker 3: got Jason then said to me, oh, I would have
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  Speaker 3: gone to that. It made me feel bad about it.
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  Speaker 3: So then I invited a golf set and so we're
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  Speaker 3: playing golf on Friday. That were actually then I forgot
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  Speaker 3: that we're actually doing a lunch club at about one o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Let's play in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, but we probably only have time to get through
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  Speaker 3: nine Jay then and I said, because we've got this
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  Speaker 3: lunch club thing happening, would you like to come to it?
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  Speaker 3: And then Jason just goes whatever like he laughed in
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  Speaker 3: my face. And I invited him again and he laughed
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  Speaker 3: at it again. I'm the only reason I'm asking you
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  Speaker 3: is because you kicked up a fast last time that
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  Speaker 3: you weren't.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't want to He doesn't want to go. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: he wants to be invited.
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  Speaker 4: He wants to be able to shut me down.
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  Speaker 2: He wants to be invited because he gets the thought
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  Speaker 2: that count. Now, this goes back to when we're in
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  Speaker 2: where were we new Plumber and you think that I'm
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  Speaker 2: in my room working, But it's the invitation that matters.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I may have been working, I may have been unavailable,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not getting the invite that's the part that hurts.
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  Speaker 2: Can So when you get the invite, sure, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to say no.
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  Speaker 3: Well absolutely, and the person who's hosting should have invited
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  Speaker 3: you did, right, And I just.
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  Speaker 2: Want to make the point that I didn't invite them. No.
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  Speaker 3: I knocked on the door and said, hands off your piece,
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  Speaker 3: or I can hear you crank in the hole or
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  Speaker 3: something hilarious, and then you opened it and said come.
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  Speaker 3: And for others it was okay, I guess we're not
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  Speaker 3: going up for dinner and we're going to go.
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  Speaker 2: Crank the hog. Yeah. But anyway, that's so I know,
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  Speaker 2: that's what Jason is all about. He doesn't want to
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  Speaker 2: feel like he's he's being left out, but he wants
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  Speaker 2: to stay out.
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  Speaker 5: Well, here's the case in point is that at the
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  Speaker 5: end of the year we have the big Hodaki lunch.
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  Speaker 4: Christ Yes, a Christmas party, the Christmas Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: And Moggie and I were like, what Christmas party?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you think that's our fault.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's your fault.
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  Speaker 5: You have an email in your email your email, right,
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  Speaker 5: I got no such email.
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  Speaker 2: You do.
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  Speaker 4: You've got an ended me email.
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  Speaker 2: It is in there, And thank you for that, pag Son.
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  Speaker 2: I'd love to come. Yeah, I'm a bit busy actually, Pegs,
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  Speaker 2: but thank you for the I'm going to go. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to be in town there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably the Christmas party.
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  Speaker 2: There's something else happening that weekend, but you're going away
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  Speaker 2: if you're going to tourd.
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  Speaker 3: On on the Sunday on Sunday, Yeah, doing my family
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  Speaker 3: Christmas that weekend.
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  Speaker 2: But great news everyone, I'll be working next week. So
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  Speaker 2: that is good ship. Yeah, good stuff mate. On the
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  Speaker 2: radio next week.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Racky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurarchy. They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, is it? The old family Christmas.
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  Speaker 5: We've got a few scenarios like that too, of having
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  Speaker 5: to do early Christmas? Do you want to do an
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  Speaker 5: early Christmas? And my instinct is fuck no, and so
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  Speaker 5: and it's just like whatever.
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  Speaker 2: The older I get, the better it gets Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: My family is nowhere here is into Christmas as my
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  Speaker 3: wife's family and so literally every year like my family's
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  Speaker 3: super chill about it. They've never really gotten massively into it.
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  Speaker 3: No whereas Lucy's family. That's forty people every year, huge
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  Speaker 3: ship like Lucy would never like So when I actually
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  Speaker 3: brought the wrong flights when you fucked it, when I
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  Speaker 3: sucked it up, I changed them to boxing it because
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  Speaker 3: it was just an Now she has.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell her when we're in Cambodia.
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  Speaker 2: You should call it Joe, I'll give it. Call it no.
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  Speaker 4: But so my family Christmas is always a family Christmas hours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mum doesn't care.
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  Speaker 1: See.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then so we're going down to my
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  Speaker 2: wife's families. There'll be heaps of people that you've got
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  Speaker 2: a big family, and they have it. They run a
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  Speaker 2: theme on Christmas Day, so this time it's some kind
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  Speaker 2: of sparkly.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking what are the themes of their head?
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  Speaker 5: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sex party where yeah, with the family, happen at
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  Speaker 2: your joint mate, but not around mine like Hollywood stars
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  Speaker 2: or so you could go off some thirty Oh yeah
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  Speaker 2: I could. That'd be good. But unfortunately that's not the
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  Speaker 2: theme this year. So anyway you have to do that.
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  Speaker 2: And my immediate reaction to that chase is ah for fuck.
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  Speaker 2: And I only found out about that the other day
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  Speaker 2: when she was telling my mother, who also her reaction
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  Speaker 2: was alf Now I shouldn't say that, but I could
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  Speaker 2: read it on her face. Yes, So now I've got
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  Speaker 2: to try and find some kind of a sparkly outfit
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  Speaker 2: that's going to then go on the bin money on that.
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  Speaker 4: Ship Christmas is the theme? The theme is Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, it's the tradition.
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  Speaker 5: Mate my wife's staff party that they had the other
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  Speaker 5: weekend which I didn't go to.
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  Speaker 2: There they had like a.
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  Speaker 5: Tropican you're right, So it was like, I think to
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  Speaker 5: me the theme, and I went.
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  Speaker 4: You know, there's a theme for our Christmas party?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: I think the theme. As soon as the theme, everyone
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  Speaker 2: gets shot.
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  Speaker 4: Every year. Every company has a theme for every Christmas party.
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  Speaker 2: It's bullshit, so it should be Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: What is the theme for ours? Pugst it, he's not listening. Fiesta?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, it's fiesta.
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  Speaker 2: That sort of gives you an opportunity to be racist.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to say, isn't that a bit racist?
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  Speaker 4: Well exactly, so you'll be loving it.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to turn down an opportunity to be racist.
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  Speaker 2: It does to that. It does open up the opportunity
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  Speaker 2: for no, not for MARGU readers, but for terrible racism,
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  Speaker 2: blackface and all sorts of things. So I just want
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  Speaker 2: to make sure you're not going to do that. Jase
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  Speaker 2: c c.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, hey, listen to the hod Arky Big Show
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  Speaker 3: four to seven. Our live show is just about to start,
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  Speaker 3: so we have to pack it in.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry failers, worry about it. Radio Hurdarchy it's great, really good.
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  Speaker 4: Tell you mates about it.