Latest / Mikey and Bob / Off Campus Hoochie Coochie
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well this morning, freak sholl whoa wait, No, don't put
- 0:05Speaker 1: your head No, don't put your headphones on. Man, gee, well,
- 0:09Speaker 1: I mean you already put them on. You might as
- 0:10Speaker 1: well just keep dude, what you comb your hair real
- 0:14Speaker 1: mice today. It's just how it's been falling the past
- 0:17Speaker 1: couple of days. Oh man, like I got a colic
- 0:20Speaker 1: on it, like each side of my head and this one.
- 0:22Speaker 1: It's just been falling like this the past couple of days.
- 0:24Speaker 1: There's no comb action. Wait you didn't. I mean I
- 0:28Speaker 1: throw some crap in it just because we wear headphones.
- 0:30Speaker 1: But like, okay, now that's how it fell. So you
- 0:33Speaker 1: put some hair hair products in there and you just
- 0:36Speaker 1: you just I woosh it over one time and then
- 0:39Speaker 1: and then dude, it looks good. You like wooshed it
- 0:42Speaker 1: over real mice today it's like laying down nice and everything. Man.
- 0:47Speaker 1: The looking guy, well, you know with your mustache. I
- 0:50Speaker 1: just it looks like you dressed up special today or
- 0:53Speaker 1: something like just for you. Well, no that's not that's
- 0:56Speaker 1: not true. For my birthday. No nothing, it's never gonna end.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Dress special force, it's never gonna end. Did my hair
- 1:04Speaker 1: for my birthday party today? It's never gonna end, dude,
- 1:08Speaker 1: It's never gonna end. Well, you look you look nice
- 1:11Speaker 1: to thanks man, Thanks. You look like you're ready for
- 1:14Speaker 1: a photo shoot today. You know, you look like you're
- 1:16Speaker 1: ready to get school pictures taken, work pictures taken today.
- 1:20Speaker 1: By the way, talking about getting pictures taken now, me
- 1:24Speaker 1: and Bob grew up in the eighties, right, nineties, some, right, Yeah,
- 1:29Speaker 1: this was a real thing. Your parents used to take
- 1:32Speaker 1: you to the mall to get like family photos or
- 1:36Speaker 1: photos of you when you were a kid. They would
- 1:38Speaker 1: take you to like J. C. Penny. They'd put you
- 1:41Speaker 1: in a weird like backdrop or something like that. You'd
- 1:45Speaker 1: be sitting on a stool that was covered with like
- 1:47Speaker 1: a brown piece of carpet or something. There'd be clouds
- 1:50Speaker 1: behind you. Just a weird time, right, But there's a
- 1:54Speaker 1: nostalgic factor to that. I got some bad news everybody,
- 1:57Speaker 1: now listen. I know that that's not a thing anymore,
- 2:00Speaker 1: but a lot of people used to get family photos
- 2:03Speaker 1: taken at Jcpenny.
- 2:05Speaker 2: J C.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Penny is closing down at the Ross Park. End of
- 2:08Speaker 1: an era. End of an era. Hold on, though. The
- 2:13Speaker 1: reason I bring it up is because J C. Penny
- 2:16Speaker 1: Ross Park Mall closing down Facebook comments. We're gonna tackle
- 2:20Speaker 1: them early here around six twenty five, also apparent day
- 2:24Speaker 1: in May. We only got a couple more days here
- 2:26Speaker 1: left in the month of May. Find out what concert
- 2:29Speaker 1: you can win tickets to. Hey, it's another big another one,
- 2:32Speaker 1: another big one. Yeah, we got another banger today eight
- 2:35Speaker 1: to am. We'll tell you what concert tickets you can
- 2:37Speaker 1: win here. Good morning. It's Mike, you and Bobs. We
- 2:43Speaker 1: have just wonderful listeners. And uh, you know, some of
- 2:47Speaker 1: you might listen here and there, some of you might
- 2:49Speaker 1: be everyday listeners. I feel like the real like die
- 2:52Speaker 1: hard everyday listeners. We call our our movers, like Mikey
- 2:57Speaker 1: and Bob all put together movers. Yeah, yeah, you're a
- 3:00Speaker 1: mover if you listen to our show. And one of
- 3:04Speaker 1: her favorite movers Mills on the Mount. Right. Uh, she
- 3:08Speaker 1: sent a email to me and it said how did
- 3:13Speaker 1: I end my Monday? You ask take a listen, and
- 3:18Speaker 1: then she attached a song. Let's all find out how
- 3:22Speaker 1: one of her favorite listeners, Mills on the Mount, she
- 3:25Speaker 1: had a Monday. So this is stup what she sent.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I just pants. Oh Jesus, let's.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Go randas so quick, had a mission to complete mama
- 3:38Speaker 3: dropping something off, had to.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Hustle on my feet, felt the little room with thought.
- 3:42Speaker 1: My stomach was playing. Said it's probably just a coop man.
- 3:44Speaker 1: What was the saying? How considered trying to act all cool,
- 3:48Speaker 1: coping this high, But my body booked the wool, tiny
- 3:51Speaker 1: little pressure. Thought I had a chance, no life set surprise,
- 3:54Speaker 1: now ruined my pants.
- 3:55Speaker 4: So what do you have?
- 3:56Speaker 5: A woman?
- 3:57Speaker 1: Nerves gotta add like this brain, sister, calm, this is
- 3:59Speaker 1: not real quick sweating re credit left to the pain
- 4:03Speaker 1: neol shit harder than emotional strength. Thought it was a yeah,
- 4:13Speaker 1: got my hands now the fist one, what are we
- 4:19Speaker 1: doing there? One dance dang the tragic man beginning.
- 4:30Speaker 6: Goes hard, moving past.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Okay, So if anybody was wondering how Mills is Monday
- 4:39Speaker 1: went up the end of the day, she said, I
- 4:42Speaker 1: literally always tell myself, don't trust the fart when you're
- 4:45Speaker 1: prairie dogging it. I was off my game. Man all right,
- 4:48Speaker 1: Mills on the mouth, thank you very much for the
- 4:50Speaker 1: wonderful song there all right. Coming up next on the show,
- 4:53Speaker 1: we we we we we oh man we we oh
- 4:58Speaker 1: we we uh we now I forgot what I was
- 5:01Speaker 1: gonna say. Jesus, I'm stunned by the uh the song.
- 5:07Speaker 1: We read j C. Penny closing at the Ross Park
- 5:12Speaker 1: Mall Facebook comments around six twenty five. It's Mike you Bob,
- 5:17Speaker 1: I'm bum Well, another Pittsburgh staple is going away. They're
- 5:27Speaker 1: they're taking all the recipes. It's Mike you Bob the
- 5:30Speaker 1: Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 5:32Speaker 7: J C.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Penny at Ross Park Mall's closing September twentieth, or you
- 5:35Speaker 1: might know it just pennies. Yeah, yeah, got the pennies.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Gotta go pennies? About that? Not an S on the
- 5:42Speaker 1: end of J. C. Penny. That is another one like
- 5:45Speaker 1: all these and Giant Eagles and Sally Wiggins that you
- 5:49Speaker 1: just throw an S on JC Penny. Nobody says I'm
- 5:53Speaker 1: going to Penny right nobody, No, nobody's going anymore. Yeah,
- 5:57Speaker 1: well there's one of Maula Robinson one at Moreauville, MA
- 6:00Speaker 1: bought the Ross Park Mall. JAC Penny is going to
- 6:02Speaker 1: be closing down in September. And then we read local
- 6:06Speaker 1: inser Facebook comments, Oh gee, you're going to a very
- 6:09Speaker 1: deep dark place on the internet.
- 6:12Speaker 8: It's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.
- 6:16Speaker 5: J C.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Penny Ross Park Mall closing. Let's read the Facebook comments.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Janice W. I bought all my sons closed there in
- 6:25Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties. Still buy my underwear there. Love Pennies, Janes.
- 6:33Speaker 1: We don't need to know. We don't need to know
- 6:35Speaker 1: where your underwear come from, Janics, we do, Janes, I
- 6:39Speaker 1: need to know. Ron asked. Can't wait for them to
- 6:42Speaker 1: replace it with the world's biggest vape store like everything
- 6:46Speaker 1: else that closes. Barbara P. More sad news. I missed
- 6:53Speaker 1: the seventies and eighties shopping at the malls. I love
- 6:57Speaker 1: you Pennies the mall. They're still there. People still chop there,
- 7:02Speaker 1: I know. But old people are having a tough time
- 7:05Speaker 1: with malls going away, you know, and like old people
- 7:07Speaker 1: are having trouble, like you know, everything's online now right again.
- 7:12Speaker 7: J C.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Penny Ross Park Mall closing. Donald Let's get to the
- 7:15Speaker 1: Facebook comments. Elizabeth S. Booo they closed Pennies for all
- 7:20Speaker 1: the North Hills people. Lea sit and rip down your
- 7:24Speaker 1: mall like Century three all right, spot, Yes, yeah, obviously,
- 7:30Speaker 1: Teresa are only placed at my pap would buy his
- 7:32Speaker 1: underwear if he would if he was still alive, he'd
- 7:35Speaker 1: be throwing a fit right now. Oh no, peraps briefs.
- 7:43Speaker 1: By the way, do you bury people in their underwear?
- 7:46Speaker 1: I mean, what's the point? I mean, if loved him
- 7:48Speaker 1: that much, he probably did get buried in here. Yeah,
- 7:50Speaker 1: but there has to be a decision made at some point,
- 7:52Speaker 1: right Like I took a whole pack with him for
- 7:54Speaker 1: the road. When somebody dies, do you be like, hey,
- 7:57Speaker 1: how do you want him down there? You know, like
- 7:59Speaker 1: if they're in a cast skitting getting buried down there'd
- 8:01Speaker 1: be like we are we putting underwear on them? Or
- 8:03Speaker 1: we give them freedom to move down there? You know,
- 8:06Speaker 1: I don't know, wild that's an interesting question. Somebody that
- 8:10Speaker 1: buries dead people? Can you please let us know if
- 8:12Speaker 1: everybody in the ground is wearing underwear or not? Again?
- 8:15Speaker 1: J C. Penny Ross Park Mall closing down wearing the
- 8:17Speaker 1: Facebook comments Robert C. No one under the age of
- 8:20Speaker 1: seventy was going to shop at JC Penny. I'm surprised
- 8:23Speaker 1: it lasted this long. My mom used to love to
- 8:26Speaker 1: load all my sisters and brothers into the car and
- 8:28Speaker 1: take us to get our photos taken out. Man Penny
- 8:32Speaker 1: picture Day one more here Rose El. I'm sure they'll
- 8:36Speaker 1: replace it with some hoochie coucie wear. What Rose, They
- 8:41Speaker 1: never have stores for us older people? Oh no, all right, Rose,
- 8:47Speaker 1: You ever heard of dress Barnse, you heard of talbotch
- 8:50Speaker 1: The internet has anything you want or need. Also the Internet, Yeah,
- 8:54Speaker 1: even the Houcci Couci stuff.
- 8:56Speaker 6: I went out looking for a new skirt before the
- 8:59Speaker 6: high Holidays, and I swear everything they had in nt
- 9:02Speaker 6: MO was so short that I felt like this stripper
- 9:06Speaker 6: and Houcci.
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- 10:02Speaker 1: is the day that the weather makes a nice turn
- 10:05Speaker 1: for us here Pittsburgh. Now we know Memorial Day weekend
- 10:08Speaker 1: did not go as planned. It was the third wettest
- 10:12Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend ever on record, nearly two inches of
- 10:15Speaker 1: rain Saturday through Monday. But today's the day where it
- 10:19Speaker 1: all changes. We are going to be sunny and beautiful
- 10:22Speaker 1: today with highs in the mid seventies. I think like
- 10:25Speaker 1: all the way through the weekend, we got like perfect
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- 10:36Speaker 1: want to seventy eighty degrees sunny day. You just want
- 10:40Speaker 1: to feel the sun on my skin these next days
- 10:43Speaker 1: right here. This is what we do it for Pittsburgh.
- 10:47Speaker 1: This is what we complained about in January February. It
- 10:51Speaker 1: is cold out, it really is. These are the days
- 10:53Speaker 1: you need to take advantage of. It's Mikeybob the ninety
- 10:56Speaker 1: six to one, Kiss Morning Freak Show, Eh, Buco's lost
- 10:58Speaker 1: last night comes Pirates ten to four. Bubba Chandler's not great. Huh,
- 11:03Speaker 1: I'm not doing good. No, And Jared Jones is gonna
- 11:06Speaker 1: be on his way back. You know, he's still just
- 11:09Speaker 1: a young guy, Jared Jones, like twenty four years old,
- 11:11Speaker 1: so they might be able to reactivate him here. Not
- 11:14Speaker 1: sure if he starts in the bullpenner will be a
- 11:16Speaker 1: starting pitcher, but he probably could take take Bubba Chandler
- 11:20Speaker 1: spot at this point because he's got some stuff to
- 11:23Speaker 1: work out. But that wasn't all at the Pirates game
- 11:26Speaker 1: last night, because the guy who does the voice of
- 11:32Speaker 1: Patrick on SpongeBob was there to kick off the game
- 11:36Speaker 1: with a playball straight from bikini Bottom. Amazing. Never come
- 11:51Speaker 1: back here, Patrick, you blew it. You curse the team
- 11:56Speaker 1: got Look what happened a voice of Patrick? Get out, Tom,
- 12:01Speaker 1: You're not allowed back. Okay, you blew it voice at Patches.
- 12:04Speaker 1: You should have made him wear the costume. I seriously,
- 12:07Speaker 1: we don't need to see the voice actor. I need
- 12:10Speaker 1: Like when you said Patrick from SpongeBob was at the
- 12:13Speaker 1: game last night, I was like, wait, was there some promotions.
- 12:17Speaker 1: I thought a big pink starfish was walking around like
- 12:20Speaker 1: the rotunda or something like that. I'm like, no, Spongebobb,
- 12:23Speaker 1: it was just like it was it SpongeBob. Is Patrick
- 12:26Speaker 1: out there? You're doing some type of SpongeBob bobblehead thing?
- 12:30Speaker 1: Is this guy that did the voice? So we will
- 12:33Speaker 1: get to a special request for today in Freak Show
- 12:35Speaker 1: History coming up next, and also, Bob, Yes, we have
- 12:38Speaker 1: people who want to talk about the show that is
- 12:40Speaker 1: just dominating Amazon Prime Video. We will get to a
- 12:44Speaker 1: couple of your talkbacks about the show off campus coming
- 12:49Speaker 1: up around seven to ten. It's Mike and Bob a
- 12:54Speaker 1: parent day in May. Coming up around eight am. We
- 12:56Speaker 1: will tell you what concert tickets you can win today
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- 13:02Speaker 1: This week has been Olivia Rodrigo, Yeah, Noah Cohn and
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- 13:09Speaker 1: what concert tickets you can win here on ninety six
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- 13:15Speaker 1: seven o'clock is where we take you back to a
- 13:17Speaker 1: moment in the show that made us laugh, made a
- 13:19Speaker 1: smile for today in Freak Show History, and we always
- 13:21Speaker 1: tell you. You know, it's just me and Bob in here.
- 13:24Speaker 1: We don't have a producer full time or part time
- 13:27Speaker 1: fall off, so it's it's you that are the third
- 13:30Speaker 1: person on the show, not just by sending your talkback messages,
- 13:34Speaker 1: but sort of guiding the show. And we always tell
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- 13:37Speaker 1: Freak Show History, just send us a talkback message.
- 13:40Speaker 7: Miikey mob, I've been thinking about the blue emu clip
- 13:44Speaker 7: that ends due, and I wanted to request it for
- 13:47Speaker 7: today in Free Show History for one of the days,
- 13:49Speaker 7: and I never did. But then today I was listening
- 13:52Speaker 7: to the podcast and I heard the Canadian horse tartar yea,
- 13:56Speaker 7: and I feel like I really need to hear the
- 13:59Speaker 7: blue emu.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Now, okay, now let's get to this. I don't know
- 14:02Speaker 1: why this happened, but we started learning about emu eggs
- 14:07Speaker 1: on the show, and that horse tartar trigger eggs. We
- 14:11Speaker 1: found out that you can eat emu eggs like the
- 14:14Speaker 1: yolks inside, like you're cracking egg. People eat emu eggs
- 14:18Speaker 1: like the yolks inside. So let's get to this. This
- 14:20Speaker 1: is a classic one here for today and Free Show History.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Here you go today. People really eat these EMU eggs.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Who's just like, yes, it's well. I was wondering why
- 14:40Speaker 1: anybody wouldn't even own an emu. Oh, my pellet is
- 14:44Speaker 1: all ready for an EMU egg.
- 14:46Speaker 9: Yes, I'm sick of regular omelet's My pellet is way
- 14:51Speaker 9: more evolved than.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Does that yolk in. It's something exquisite, something like an emo.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Put some truffles in an emu. Yeah. Hold on, Matt
- 15:11Speaker 1: tweets us here. I've actually had two EMU eggs in
- 15:14Speaker 1: my life. My dad had to drill a hole in
- 15:16Speaker 1: the top and bottom to blow out the yolk. It
- 15:19Speaker 1: made eggs for six people.
- 15:21Speaker 9: Oh did daddy drill a hole in your EMA egg?
- 15:27Speaker 1: It went over? Yo, goat, Diddy drain this emu. Yok, Goat,
- 15:32Speaker 1: I can't have it running and Dippy drain the emu.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Eg Daddy, drain that emu. Yo, damn it? Drill that egg?
- 15:52Speaker 1: Who tweeted us about the you're Matt, Matt, I apologize. Listen,
- 15:57Speaker 1: eat EMU eggs if you want to. But you know
- 16:01Speaker 1: what were we supposed to be? I have no clue.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Hold on, no, hold on. We get a Facebook messageer
- 16:08Speaker 1: from Tyler s My parents used to raise EMUs and
- 16:12Speaker 1: they were worth a lot of money. My parents had
- 16:14Speaker 1: about three hundred of them. People also make oils out
- 16:18Speaker 1: of emu fat. Have you ever heard of blue emu? Blue?
- 16:25Speaker 1: He said, it's kind of like icy hot oh emi nipoos.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Oh yes, oh blue emu.
- 16:43Speaker 9: I was playing racketball over the weekend and I think
- 16:48Speaker 9: I gave myself a sports hernia.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Oh rub the blue emu on it. Oh yes, Oh gosh,
- 17:01Speaker 1: it looks like I have a sports hoorney on. There's
- 17:04Speaker 1: only one to care for that. We learned a lot
- 17:10Speaker 1: about today show. Yeah, I mean our show is a disaster,
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- 17:51Speaker 1: the show, we were playing an off campus reaction video
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- 18:01Speaker 1: one of the reactions when there was some nudity that
- 18:03Speaker 1: they weren't ready for. No, no, I'm not ready to this.
- 18:05Speaker 1: My eyebulls were ready, but my soul yeah, yea, yes,
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- 18:39Speaker 10: I think I watched it a week and a half ago,
- 18:42Speaker 10: finished it with the wife. She suggested it and she's like, hey, yeah,
- 18:45Speaker 10: there's a new hockey show out. Mikeing Bob will probably
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- 18:50Speaker 1: She was right.
- 18:51Speaker 11: Love this moment, man, I love these we have with
- 18:54Speaker 11: our listeners where his wife is just like, hey, you
- 18:56Speaker 11: should watch the new Hot Hockey Show because Mike, thank you, Bob,
- 19:00Speaker 11: we're going to talk about I don't know.
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- 19:47Speaker 1: It took us a while to really figure out what
- 19:50Speaker 1: she was trying to do with her name. There you
- 19:52Speaker 1: were talking about off Campus. Sounds like you haven't seen
- 19:55Speaker 1: it yet. No, we haven't seen it yet. We were
- 19:57Speaker 1: tapping in though we're just not sure when. By the way,
- 20:00Speaker 1: condition's got to be right for off campus. That's not
- 20:02Speaker 1: one we're watching in the living room with the whole fam, right,
- 20:06Speaker 1: probably not. I don't need my father in law to
- 20:08Speaker 1: come down from upstairs on his motorized Chare that what
- 20:14Speaker 1: are you watching? Don't worry about it, Pops's one for you.
- 20:18Speaker 1: So yes, uh it is.
- 20:22Speaker 12: It is all the things that you guys mentioned.
- 20:23Speaker 13: It's a hockey romance, yeah, SCHMESI.
- 20:28Speaker 1: But it talks a lot about consent, hey, all right, yeah,
- 20:32Speaker 1: and about women empowerment. Hey can can consent? And women empowerment?
- 20:36Speaker 5: Hey?
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- 20:38Speaker 1: Absolutely, we're down for a yeah.
- 20:41Speaker 14: And there's also a lot of songs.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Take a look, all right, you could have led with
- 20:48Speaker 1: the last thing and we have been all into I
- 20:52Speaker 1: can't wait. Also, you know how, like on some of
- 20:56Speaker 1: these streaming shows, there will be a song that will
- 21:00Speaker 1: hit at the right time, the right show, the right episode,
- 21:04Speaker 1: and it sort of takes on a life of its own.
- 21:06Speaker 1: I think we really started first seeing this and Stranger
- 21:09Speaker 1: Things with the old Kate Bush song Running up the Hill.
- 21:12Speaker 1: Remember that the tailor songs with Summer I Turned Pretty too. Yeah,
- 21:15Speaker 1: Like those would just send a moment in the show
- 21:17Speaker 1: and you'd be like, Yep, that song's perfect even with
- 21:19Speaker 1: heated rivalry. The old Ally and AJ song Oh the
- 21:23Speaker 1: Things You said, you know, Like that's one where they're
- 21:26Speaker 1: in the club off campus. The song that there's there's
- 21:30Speaker 1: a dance to right with with Ali dressed up as
- 21:34Speaker 1: j Lo and Dean dressed up is Maverick from Top Gun,
- 21:38Speaker 1: the twoy eleven song they're like dancing to it at
- 21:41Speaker 1: a house party. On the Floor is making a resurgence.
- 21:44Speaker 1: You remember the song, man, I remember Pitbull was in
- 21:51Speaker 1: this too. It hits right, it does well. It's about
- 21:58Speaker 1: the hit Onne.
- 22:14Speaker 10: Not bod.
- 22:15Speaker 1: That song is taking off again, fifteen million streams worldwide
- 22:22Speaker 1: in the past like week, just from it making appearance
- 22:25Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, there's not fifteen million streams of
- 22:29Speaker 1: that song from twenty eleven if it's not featured in
- 22:33Speaker 1: one of these hot scenes from off Campus. So h yeah.
- 22:37Speaker 1: On the Floor returns to the Billboard Charts, number one
- 22:40Speaker 1: seventeen on the Billboard Global two hundred chart. I think
- 22:44Speaker 1: things like this are so funny because all of a
- 22:47Speaker 1: sudden you're j Loo and you're like, what's what's happening
- 22:50Speaker 1: with this? And then somebody's gotta tell you you've gotten
- 22:52Speaker 1: to know sexy Hockey show. Sexy Hockey's having a moment.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Sexy hockey. Hey, I'll tell you one thing. Sitting Latang
- 23:01Speaker 1: being here for over twenty years now, sexy Hockey's been
- 23:04Speaker 1: having a moment for a couple decades. Here in Pittsburgh
- 23:08Speaker 1: a para day in May. We got a big show.
- 23:11Speaker 1: We want to send you to stick around, find out
- 23:13Speaker 1: who it is, and hi and get your tickets. Around
- 23:14Speaker 1: eight am. It's Mike and Bob Kiss. Next Saturday, Me
- 23:19Speaker 1: and Bob will be hosting m seeing the Annual Walk
- 23:23Speaker 1: for Children's at Flagstaff Hill there in Shenley Park. The
- 23:27Speaker 1: walk starts next Saturday around nine thirty. Over three thousand
- 23:32Speaker 1: walkers and over two hundred and twenty teams have signed
- 23:35Speaker 1: up so far to benefit everyone over at Children's Hospital
- 23:39Speaker 1: and the kids and the families that use it. Walkfor
- 23:41Speaker 1: Children's dot com if you want to sign up, or
- 23:44Speaker 1: you can just show up at Shenley Park YEP next
- 23:46Speaker 1: Saturday for the Annual Walk for Children's On June sixth,
- 23:49Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
- 23:52Speaker 1: Freak Show. Let's get to another talkback message here, send
- 23:54Speaker 1: them through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by
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- 23:57Speaker 14: Guys, I could really use a monkey screw up truck today. Okay,
- 24:04Speaker 14: my puppy Captain and he passed away yesterday.
- 24:12Speaker 1: Oh no, see that. I don't like this the worst,
- 24:17Speaker 1: the worst lrip to Captain man. I mean, that's an
- 24:21Speaker 1: awesome name for a dog too, Captain. Yeah, it's a
- 24:24Speaker 1: great name. Cap for short, great name for a dog. Opol.
- 24:29Speaker 1: We know you you're always listening to the show. We
- 24:31Speaker 1: feel for you. You know, we've obviously both been through
- 24:35Speaker 1: losing pets in the past, and it's nothing anybody can
- 24:38Speaker 1: really say. You're due to make it any better. It
- 24:40Speaker 1: just it really sucks. Except I mean, we can try
- 24:42Speaker 1: to make it a little better though. You want to
- 24:44Speaker 1: hear a minute of me screwing up on the show.
- 24:46Speaker 1: If this will help, Yes, anything we can do to
- 24:50Speaker 1: help out a listener going through a tough time. Here
- 24:52Speaker 1: is one minute of some of the best screw ups
- 24:55Speaker 1: that I've ever made on the show. Because I get
- 24:57Speaker 1: paid to talk, but I'm not good at talking. Pretty
- 25:00Speaker 1: sure if rating radio ratings were just in the MRI machine,
- 25:04Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we're number run, number run. Oh my god,
- 25:08Speaker 1: just the worst at this job. Moose sneaking there there
- 25:11Speaker 1: none number Wow, what was that? I just said? There
- 25:15Speaker 1: does the five, six and eleven o'clock nude new new
- 25:18Speaker 1: new Dude, dude, kids, I'm about to talk why we
- 25:24Speaker 1: die every dog or eight people? You say, dong er, No,
- 25:29Speaker 1: I didn't say all right, hold on, all right, hold
- 25:31Speaker 1: on collecting new unwrapped toys for the Marines, toys for
- 25:38Speaker 1: Gateway clipper uh dot clom dot dot clom dot dot. Yeah,
- 25:43Speaker 1: doc clm might be like one of those mobster movies.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Somebody's got movies. That's a whole different thing. I bet
- 25:51Speaker 1: I got a bigger wing wingspan than Cam Hayward. What
- 25:55Speaker 1: did I say? Wangspan is coming to the Peener cit
- 26:02Speaker 1: the peen, Those mini hockey pooks, hooks, hockey books so bad? Hey,
- 26:13Speaker 1: oh boy, I know you're going through it. Hopefully that
- 26:15Speaker 1: brought you a little smile and if it didn't stick
- 26:18Speaker 1: around for the next segment that we got a seventy
- 26:22Speaker 1: nine year old Florida man in a G string and
- 26:24Speaker 1: he's been resting on five separate charges. It's a Florida
- 26:28Speaker 1: story coming up next on the Kiss Morning Freak Shows. Mike,
- 26:31Speaker 1: You and Bob. Hey, real quick, let's go live to
- 26:35Speaker 1: the Turnpike. Hi, It's Carly from Greenberg.
- 26:38Speaker 15: I am giggling right now because I'm on the turnpike
- 26:42Speaker 15: and I just passed the truck that on the trailer hitch.
- 26:47Speaker 15: Instead of like truck nuts or something, it is a
- 26:50Speaker 15: rock hoons trawl, and I'm like, oh my god, it
- 26:52Speaker 15: is It's a newly good luck say. And then I
- 26:55Speaker 15: thought it was rockoons him and I approached.
- 26:58Speaker 1: So and I met him. All right, Hold on one second,
- 27:01Speaker 1: they had a truck tail. You're on the turnpike, but
- 27:04Speaker 1: there's a raccoon tail hanging off the hitch of a truck.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Truck tails, dude, Oh, did I just think of a
- 27:11Speaker 1: million dollar idea? Probably? Probably if somebody's done it yet. Okay,
- 27:15Speaker 1: with a Z do I have spelled tales with the
- 27:17Speaker 1: Z not yet, all right, not yet. That'll be what
- 27:19Speaker 1: we spell it with when we make a billion dollars
- 27:22Speaker 1: off truck tails. Me and Bob's new side hustle where
- 27:25Speaker 1: we just sell uh tax under miz tails off animals
- 27:29Speaker 1: that you can hang off the back of your truck.
- 27:31Speaker 1: I don't see that truck. Do I think we just
- 27:33Speaker 1: came up with a million dollar idea. No, it's more
- 27:35Speaker 1: than a million, one billion dollars billion dollar idea. Me
- 27:38Speaker 1: and Bob, We're gonna do truck tales. It's Mikey Bob
- 27:41Speaker 1: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There
- 27:44Speaker 1: is always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Florida stories have been just a part of our show
- 27:49Speaker 1: for years and years. Now it's time for another Florida story.
- 27:53Speaker 1: There we go, oh wells to the show. It's time
- 27:57Speaker 1: to double to the Sunshine stage. Yes, it's another Florida story.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Seventy nine year old Florida man arrested on five charges
- 28:07Speaker 1: after police said he consistently exposed himself to neighbors at
- 28:12Speaker 1: an apartment complex. Hey, so he's known in the complex
- 28:16Speaker 1: being the guy. He regularly walked around the common areas
- 28:18Speaker 1: the apartment complex made lewde gestures, including one time he
- 28:23Speaker 1: thrusted his crotch at a woman's ring doorbell camera. Wow, okay,
- 28:28Speaker 1: sir ding dong? No, Well, yeah, but no yeah, but no,
- 28:37Speaker 1: it's not hy ding dong. It is in Florida. It
- 28:40Speaker 1: is in Florida. If you're seventy nine year old in Florida,
- 28:45Speaker 1: that is ding. Seventy nine year old Florida man told
- 28:48Speaker 1: her that he has a right to walk around naked
- 28:52Speaker 1: under Florida Statue eight hundred point zero zero one. I
- 28:56Speaker 1: know the law and that it's only illegal in parks,
- 28:58Speaker 1: not in public. Yeah, dude, I know the law. Okay, okay, okay,
- 29:02Speaker 1: Florida man. All right, hey, you can walk around in
- 29:06Speaker 1: public just naked. It's an apartment complex.
- 29:09Speaker 4: Mente.
- 29:09Speaker 1: No, seventy nine year old too. Like age doesn't matter,
- 29:12Speaker 1: but in this case, you're ding dong ditching the neighbors too.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Police said that he explains he walks around naked because
- 29:19Speaker 1: he's allowed to, and that he didn't know he was
- 29:22Speaker 1: being filmed. I know my right. A neighbor also claimed
- 29:25Speaker 1: the seventy nine year old Florida man later put on
- 29:29Speaker 1: lipstick in front of her and told her jump rope
- 29:32Speaker 1: for me, baby doll. All right, you gotta lock this
- 29:34Speaker 1: guy up. This guy's minute. This guy's a Florida man.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Minute rope for me. He's putting on Lipstick too naked,
- 29:41Speaker 1: Senior community too. No, I don't think so, man, I
- 29:44Speaker 1: think you're just out here. Yeah. So since five different
- 29:48Speaker 1: neighbors saw him naked, he gets five indecent exposure charges.
- 29:53Speaker 1: It is Florida making the show once again. A pair
- 29:58Speaker 1: of day in May continues UH this week here on
- 30:01Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss. Coming up in just a
- 30:02Speaker 1: couple of minutes, we will tell you the big show
- 30:05Speaker 1: that you can win tickets to. UH. Today, all you
- 30:08Speaker 1: gotta do again download our free iHeartRadio app and UH
- 30:13Speaker 1: we'll let you know what concert you can win tickets to,
- 30:16Speaker 1: and then just send us a talkback message that'll be
- 30:18Speaker 1: coming up in just a minute here on the Kiss
- 30:20Speaker 1: Morning Free Show. It's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to
- 30:22Speaker 1: another talkback message brought to us by the Pavement group
- 30:25Speaker 1: Rachel Butler.
- 30:26Speaker 16: Mikey, I'm very disappointed as you were talking about the
- 30:30Speaker 16: show Heated Rivalry. Yeah, and we were talking about like
- 30:33Speaker 16: blasts for the past songs but like great made and
- 30:36Speaker 16: they're you know, yeah, getting more popular.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about you know, heated Rivalry had
- 30:42Speaker 1: all the things she said, and then the newer show
- 30:45Speaker 1: off Campus has the j Lo Pitbull on the Floor
- 30:49Speaker 1: song that sort of get in a second life.
- 30:51Speaker 16: You said all the things she said was by Ali
- 30:54Speaker 16: and Ah it's fine too.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Yeah, well listen, come on, man, Hey, that's one that's
- 31:01Speaker 1: gonna stick with me for a while. That's on me.
- 31:03Speaker 1: I knew, I knew it was Tattoo that sung other things.
- 31:07Speaker 1: You said, my head better, do my head better, do
- 31:10Speaker 1: my head? Get it together, man, alien aj Tattoo. That's
- 31:18Speaker 1: on me. Hey, that's me. You know you're thinking about
- 31:21Speaker 1: hot hockey shows. Okay, let's get to our buddy, George here.
- 31:24Speaker 12: I was going on, fellow George here, still catching up
- 31:26Speaker 12: on Wednesday Mornings podcast right now. I know how much
- 31:28Speaker 12: you all love animals and all that.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Yeah, George, George, we want to tell us about animals.
- 31:33Speaker 12: Did you hear that the National Aviary has recently acquired
- 31:38Speaker 12: a harpy eagle. It is the only one in the
- 31:41Speaker 12: entire Northeast. This is a massive, scary looking bird.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Uh huh, y'all take it. Yeah, harpy eagle. We got
- 31:49Speaker 1: one the Aviary. I think we're borrowing it for a
- 31:52Speaker 1: few years. Yeah, harpy eagle. Yeah, yeah, Darna, I think
- 31:59Speaker 1: is it's name. We got it from the Miami Zoo
- 32:03Speaker 1: before Memorial Day weekend.
- 32:05Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 32:05Speaker 1: It's one of the largest, most powerful birds. Yeah, dude,
- 32:09Speaker 1: I'm on. It's got crazy ass eyes too, Like I
- 32:12Speaker 1: have crazy eyes. That thing has crazy ass eyes. I'm
- 32:14Speaker 1: out crazy eyes. Where do you see her eyes? Look
- 32:18Speaker 1: fine to me? Where are you looking at? Crazy eyes? Thing?
- 32:21Speaker 1: Look at this thing. That thing's staring at you out
- 32:24Speaker 1: of a tree or something. That thing wants to eat
- 32:26Speaker 1: your eyeballs out right there. I only got one good one. Yeah, Bob,
- 32:30Speaker 1: you do have a lazy eye. You're legally blind in
- 32:32Speaker 1: one eye. The Harpy eagles, though, oh my god, you
- 32:37Speaker 1: want to talk about a thick ass bird, Ladies, this
- 32:42Speaker 1: is like the most dangerous like vicious eagles there is.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Females are significantly larger than the males, weighing up to
- 32:49Speaker 1: twenty pounds, while males typically weigh between like eight and twelve.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Oh man, the thick harpy eagles the ladies running. The
- 33:00Speaker 1: ladies run it for the harpy eagles two times the
- 33:03Speaker 1: size of males. I'm out on these birds. The creeping
- 33:08Speaker 1: me out. The lady Harpy eagles too can have a
- 33:11Speaker 1: massive wingspan, reaching taller than most humans over six foot five,
- 33:18Speaker 1: sometimes up to seven we Their wingspan is that Look
- 33:22Speaker 1: at that bird right there, That wingspan is taller than
- 33:26Speaker 1: most humans. Oh man. Their rear talons on the harpy
- 33:32Speaker 1: eagle can grow four to five inches long, the same
- 33:35Speaker 1: sizes and grizzly bear's claws. Thanks, what do they even hunt? People?
- 33:40Speaker 1: Five hundred pounds of pressure per square Yeah, I'm good.
- 33:44Speaker 1: They can instantly crush the bones of their prey, and
- 33:48Speaker 1: they can effortlessly lift prey weighing up to their own
- 33:53Speaker 1: body weight, so they can they basically, dude, no one's safe.
- 33:58Speaker 1: No one's safe. Well with these birds in the air.
- 34:02Speaker 1: I am here, Ad and me. Hey, we appreciate you
- 34:14Speaker 1: listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. But it's not
- 34:18Speaker 1: just listening to the show. It's seeing clips of the show,
- 34:23Speaker 1: seeing pictures of us in our daily lives, be our friends,
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- 34:43Speaker 1: Follow us on Instagram at FS, Mikey at FS Big
- 34:47Speaker 1: Bob if you love, and Morgan Walling tickets up for grabs.
- 34:54Speaker 1: He's playing a couple shows at acressher coming up here
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- 35:07Speaker 1: It's a para day in May. Here ninety six to
- 35:09Speaker 1: one kiss, It's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to another
- 35:12Speaker 1: talkback message. Send them through the Free iHeartRadio. Approach us
- 35:15Speaker 1: by one Team Media.
- 35:16Speaker 17: Hi, Mikey and Bob.
- 35:17Speaker 15: I was catching up on your podcast as I was
- 35:19Speaker 15: taking my daughter to school and your podcast of Long
- 35:22Speaker 15: drewby butt Cheeks pop up.
- 35:23Speaker 1: Oh my apple leave yeah, long droopy butt sheets. Huh.
- 35:28Speaker 1: We always try to name our podcast something kind of
- 35:30Speaker 1: odd and funny, but something that we also discussed during
- 35:33Speaker 1: the show. So yeah, Long Droopy butt Cheeks was a
- 35:36Speaker 1: recent podcast name.
- 35:37Speaker 15: And my daughter looked at it, and as she looked
- 35:39Speaker 15: at it, I was giggling, and she told me, you know, mom,
- 35:41Speaker 15: you have the humor of a twelve year old.
- 35:44Speaker 1: And then she proceeded to get on the bus giggling.
- 35:46Speaker 13: About your long, drewy butt cheeks.
- 35:48Speaker 7: Okay, so I just wanted to thank you for that,
- 35:50Speaker 7: and I kind of wish Mikey happy birthday.
- 35:52Speaker 16: Happy birthday, Mike.
- 35:53Speaker 1: You know what, Oh, your birthday too, my birth one.
- 35:56Speaker 1: It's my birthday too. It's not my birthday, my birthday
- 35:59Speaker 1: September three. I only take happy birthday wishes in or
- 36:02Speaker 1: around my birthday a couple of days, especially on Facebook.
- 36:07Speaker 1: You love those ones. I hate when people wish happy
- 36:10Speaker 1: birthday on Facebook. It's the reason why I lock down
- 36:13Speaker 1: my Facebook page so nobody, even my close friends and relatives,
- 36:16Speaker 1: can wish me happy birthday because really your favorite thing.
- 36:19Speaker 1: It's not for me, it's for them that they feel
- 36:23Speaker 1: better about themselves wishing it is my birthday today.
- 36:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Sure, your birthday is New Year's Day, dude, It's enough. Listen,
- 36:33Speaker 1: is our show the humor of twelve year olds? Maybe? Yeah,
- 36:38Speaker 1: I'll say this every now and then. We get serious
- 36:42Speaker 1: when we need to, When we don't need to get serious,
- 36:46Speaker 1: fun and games are out. Okay, I agree with that.
- 36:48Speaker 1: When we get when we need to get serious, when
- 36:50Speaker 1: things get real. When things get real, we can get real.
- 36:54Speaker 1: But if things ain't getting real, long groopye, but cheeks,
- 36:56Speaker 1: it is what you want us to do. All right,
- 37:02Speaker 1: let's get to another talkback message here. It's our friend
- 37:06Speaker 1: Lee who used to live in the state of Idaho
- 37:08Speaker 1: and listen to us. She's back in Bethel Park.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Now, Hey, gimm it's girl Lee from Bethet Park now
- 37:15Speaker 4: catching up on One Legged Will I believe it is? Oh?
- 37:20Speaker 1: Yeah, One Legged Whale was also a great podcast.
- 37:23Speaker 4: And elephants walking on their tiptoes.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Yeah, we learned that recently too, that elephants don't walk
- 37:30Speaker 1: on their feet like the bottoms of their feet. It's
- 37:32Speaker 1: a special pad that keeps them up on the tippy does.
- 37:35Speaker 4: It's weird, bro, Their asses are so good.
- 37:38Speaker 1: Okay, I don't look it up because.
- 37:41Speaker 4: You know a few walking heels.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Waiting right now all the time. Yeah, that builds up
- 37:48Speaker 1: your glutes.
- 37:49Speaker 4: So, yeah, elephants got good asses because they're walking on
- 37:52Speaker 4: their tiptoes.
- 37:53Speaker 1: Okay, now this might make sense.
- 37:55Speaker 11: There.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Lee is telling us that the elephants got their their
- 37:59Speaker 1: thick back there. Now, what are you actually what are
- 38:02Speaker 1: you looking up right now. You want to find an
- 38:05Speaker 1: answer I or anything googled something? Did you google elephant
- 38:11Speaker 1: but cheeks?
- 38:11Speaker 5: I did?
- 38:13Speaker 16: Do you like what you see?
- 38:16Speaker 1: Do you see.
- 38:29Speaker 7: No?
- 38:30Speaker 1: Coming up next on the show around eight twenty five, listen,
- 38:34Speaker 1: I can't believe this is a thing either. We have
- 38:37Speaker 1: made it into a teacher's curriculum for her class. Our show,
- 38:43Speaker 1: we don't get to that. Coming up around eight twenty five,
- 38:45Speaker 1: it's Mikey Baba kids. Hey, we're looking at a good
- 38:50Speaker 1: one today. I know it was rainy all Memorial Day
- 38:53Speaker 1: weekend in the start of this week, but today is
- 38:55Speaker 1: the day where we go on a stretch here for
- 38:57Speaker 1: a few days of nice weather, sunny weather. They're like
- 39:00Speaker 1: not a lot of rain or anything in the four weekends. Yeah, yeah,
- 39:04Speaker 1: high's like not crazy either, like mid to upper seventies,
- 39:07Speaker 1: right around eighty degrees, looking real nice here for the
- 39:12Speaker 1: for the next stretch here in Pittsburgh, it's Mikey and
- 39:15Speaker 1: Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Let's get to this talk back message brought to us
- 39:19Speaker 1: by the Pavement Group.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's Mac the Construction Apprentice. And
- 39:23Speaker 2: with it being outdoor season, sometimes we have to go
- 39:27Speaker 2: poop in public, and I was just wondering if you
- 39:29Speaker 2: guys could, like maybe power rank your top five businesses
- 39:32Speaker 2: where you can find a good public pooping spot.
- 39:34Speaker 1: I mean, I love you guys. No, no, you need
- 39:36Speaker 1: to send us that list. I don't have a list
- 39:39Speaker 1: for you, say, shouldn't you be the expert. I try
- 39:41Speaker 1: to avoid that at all costs, Like, well, obviously I've
- 39:44Speaker 1: rolled the brown dice before and lost. Yeah, but I
- 39:49Speaker 1: don't really have a top five favorite public restrooms because
- 39:52Speaker 1: I feel like I just avoid them at all. I
- 39:54Speaker 1: feel like construction workers too. They're in like the high
- 39:56Speaker 1: viz like Neon colors because they're working construction, and that'd
- 40:01Speaker 1: be harder to wander through like a home goods to
- 40:03Speaker 1: the back, yeah, without being obvious that No, I think
- 40:07Speaker 1: like gas stations, you know, but you can't have a
- 40:10Speaker 1: single like mom and pop gas station because if you
- 40:13Speaker 1: have to go get the key to go to the bathroom,
- 40:15Speaker 1: you don't want any part of that. Okay, if you
- 40:17Speaker 1: have to do that, it's gonna stink like p like
- 40:19Speaker 1: that's just the rules. At least the men's rooms, Like
- 40:22Speaker 1: if you have to get this separate key and go
- 40:24Speaker 1: to a side bathroom someplace. You might as well just
- 40:27Speaker 1: go in some shrubs or something like that. You're gonna
- 40:29Speaker 1: have the same experience, better off in the woods. All right,
- 40:35Speaker 1: let's get to this talkback message. I don't know how
- 40:38Speaker 1: this is possible, but also I can maybe understand how
- 40:42Speaker 1: it's possible. Like we joke a lot on the show,
- 40:45Speaker 1: but there are certain things that we have taught on
- 40:48Speaker 1: our show over the years that we've learned on the
- 40:51Speaker 1: show all learn together over the years. We were learning
- 40:54Speaker 1: about harpy eagles. Earlier, we learned that elephants walk on
- 40:59Speaker 1: their toast, so they've probably gotten nice ass muscles.
- 41:02Speaker 14: Right.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Sometimes we're educational in the dumbest ways. Let's get to
- 41:06Speaker 1: this talkback message. Morning guys.
- 41:08Speaker 13: It's Fay County friend Andrea here, and I am a
- 41:11Speaker 13: Family and Consumer Science teacher, which is the not so
- 41:14Speaker 13: new name for home economics, and every semester from my
- 41:17Speaker 13: high school foods course, we do an egg unit and
- 41:20Speaker 13: I have incorporated your EMU clip into my curriculum. In
- 41:24Speaker 13: addition to the awesomely bad commercials from the egg board
- 41:28Speaker 13: in the seventies and eighties, which you should go down
- 41:31Speaker 13: that more home, Have a great day, have your birthday bombs.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Okay, it's not Bob's birthday, Birthdays, New Year's Day, thank you.
- 41:37Speaker 1: She she's taken our clip like that we played earlier
- 41:41Speaker 1: on the show for today in freak show history about
- 41:43Speaker 1: emu eggs. Uh huh, because we learned about those a
- 41:45Speaker 1: while ago that people actually crack them open and eat
- 41:48Speaker 1: them like regular eggs and like scrambled emu eggs. She's
- 41:52Speaker 1: worked bad into a class lesson telling you, man, we
- 41:56Speaker 1: got some great universities and stuff around here. You know,
- 41:59Speaker 1: we got health, we got sciences, we got robots and
- 42:01Speaker 1: everything like that. We have a track record here that
- 42:03Speaker 1: we make learning fun. Watch out. They're learning and you
- 42:07Speaker 1: don't even know it. And you're learning from a couple
- 42:09Speaker 1: of guys that have a combined three semesters of college education.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Oh boy, second week of Steelers OTAs going there, It's
- 42:24Speaker 1: Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. By the way,
- 42:28Speaker 1: Steelers offensive tackle Broderick Jones he had the spinal fusion
- 42:33Speaker 1: surgery this offseason. He's doing individual workouts but isn't cleared
- 42:38Speaker 1: for team drills yet. You know, they didn't pick up
- 42:41Speaker 1: his fifth year option like he's there, but it's really weird.
- 42:45Speaker 1: They drafted Max a Hana short, Yeah, replace him on
- 42:49Speaker 1: the offensive line. He said, I don't really have a timeline.
- 42:52Speaker 1: They didn't really give me a timeline. They're just monitoring
- 42:54Speaker 1: it day by day and we'll go from there. I mean,
- 42:56Speaker 1: I can't imagine a neck injury and then going out
- 42:59Speaker 1: and ramming your yourself in the gigantic humans thing and
- 43:02Speaker 1: easy thing to just go back to. But yeah, that's
- 43:05Speaker 1: that seems a little oft. Cubs beat the Pirates ten
- 43:08Speaker 1: to four last night. Bubba Chandler with another rough outing.
- 43:12Speaker 1: But Jared Jones might be coming to save the day
- 43:14Speaker 1: here soon. He threw it a bullpen session yesterday or tuesday,
- 43:19Speaker 1: and he's now a candidate to come back. And not
- 43:23Speaker 1: sure if he starts in the bullpen or just starts pitching.
- 43:25Speaker 1: But man, what a good time when Paul Skins and
- 43:28Speaker 1: Jared Jones were at it, both throwing a hundred. We
- 43:30Speaker 1: call him the Houndo boys. Remember they go fishing together,
- 43:34Speaker 1: and you tried to try to get your way into
- 43:36Speaker 1: the fishing group there. They don't what sore subject? The
- 43:40Speaker 1: sore subject? Okay, they're both still here I'm sure they
- 43:43Speaker 1: both still want fishing man. They never took the invite,
- 43:46Speaker 1: right know? Sorry man a Para Day in May. Today
- 43:49Speaker 1: we're giving away tickets to go see Morgan Wall and
- 43:51Speaker 1: he's playing soon at Akrascher. Just send us a talkback
- 43:55Speaker 1: message today Parent Day in May for Morgan Walling tickets.
- 43:58Speaker 17: And my name's I'm from Beaver.
- 44:02Speaker 7: I'm calling in about the Morgan Walling tickets.
- 44:05Speaker 3: I have never left a talkback message before. I've been
- 44:10Speaker 3: listening to you guys for several years now, and my
- 44:12Speaker 3: son just loves you.
- 44:14Speaker 17: He thinks you guys are hilarious.
- 44:16Speaker 1: My wife and I could really use the night out.
- 44:18Speaker 1: All right, you're heading for Morgan Walling tickets, says guys.
- 44:20Speaker 10: It's Lisa Tier from MINEUBL, Pennsylvania.
- 44:22Speaker 4: I'm trying to win the Paraday in May for Morgan
- 44:26Speaker 4: Walling today.
- 44:27Speaker 1: I am hankering to be the number one aunt in
- 44:30Speaker 1: the family.
- 44:31Speaker 4: The only way I.
- 44:31Speaker 2: Can do that is if you push me over the
- 44:33Speaker 2: edge and I win the tickets.
- 44:35Speaker 10: Take my nephew.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I love when people use the word hanker. Hankering. Yeah,
- 44:42Speaker 1: if you got a hankering for something, I know you
- 44:45Speaker 1: mean business. Hi, This is Jackie from Scottdale.
- 44:48Speaker 5: I'm calling for the Morgan Walling tickets.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Oh, she's got hankering for that Morgan Walling and I would.
- 44:55Speaker 5: Really like to take my daughter to go see it.
- 44:58Speaker 5: She's fourteen and a super super fan. Well, it would
- 45:03Speaker 5: make her a whole year if.
- 45:04Speaker 1: She would be able to go.
- 45:05Speaker 5: She hasn't been able to go see him at all
- 45:08Speaker 5: and has been harping on me. But you know, times
- 45:11Speaker 5: hard can't do it, So this would be great, Nakes.
- 45:14Speaker 1: That's another thing that sucks with just like the state
- 45:17Speaker 1: of things, wanting to see your favorite artist ude like
- 45:20Speaker 1: five dollars gallons of gas, Like yeah, so many people
- 45:25Speaker 1: don't have this disposable money to pay a couple hundred bucks.
- 45:28Speaker 1: And even if you do, then you get you get
- 45:31Speaker 1: taxed by the resale markets. Crazy is just yeah. So
- 45:35Speaker 1: we got some pickets for gens. Guys, We're doing our
- 45:38Speaker 1: best trying to get you to all the shows you
- 45:39Speaker 1: want to go to this summer again. Enter today from
- 45:42Speaker 1: Morgan wall and tickets through the free iHeartRadio app. Not
- 45:45Speaker 1: even cats, I'm young bums. Anybody answer you? No no answer?
- 45:55Speaker 1: All right? Well, still mystery why it smells like sausage
- 45:58Speaker 1: here and only Bob could smell.
- 46:00Speaker 8: Screen The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio, It's Mikey
- 46:04Speaker 8: Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.
- 46:05Speaker 18: Hello, good morning, Mikey and Boss its buttons.
- 46:08Speaker 1: How are you? We're good? How are you, buttons?
- 46:12Speaker 18: I'm good, I'm good. You know, it's a beautiful day,
- 46:15Speaker 18: beautiful morning. Have y'all were talking about J. C. Penny
- 46:19Speaker 18: clothing and I got all nostalgia and you know, I'm
- 46:23Speaker 18: gonna give away my age forta kind of because it
- 46:26Speaker 18: took me back to the days of gimbal And, Sears
- 46:29Speaker 18: and Roebuck, Yeah Land and surf Fair and uh you know, Sears,
- 46:36Speaker 18: and you know, it's just like, you know, you gotta
- 46:39Speaker 18: go with the flow, go with the times. But uh yeah,
- 46:43Speaker 18: times are changing and people like me who are old.
- 46:47Speaker 1: We're dealing with it. We're dealing with it. But uh yeah.
- 46:52Speaker 18: And good morning, Good.
- 46:54Speaker 1: Morning, Do Mikey and Do Bob, good morning, Good morning,
- 47:00Speaker 1: do you.
- 47:02Speaker 18: Good morning, Good moranveatation in the Burgen, Good morning.
- 47:09Speaker 1: You both have a wonderful day. You are just the best.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Hearing your little songs just it makes our day every
- 47:17Speaker 1: time we hear from you.
- 47:18Speaker 18: Buttons, Well do you make my day every day special
- 47:22Speaker 18: and you make me laugh and twin.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Send me a nice day out there today, Buttons, you
- 47:31Speaker 1: enjoy it all right?
- 47:32Speaker 18: Thank you you both too.
- 47:34Speaker 14: Bye.
- 47:35Speaker 1: Morgan Walling. Tickets up for grabs all day today here
- 47:38Speaker 1: on ninety six to one. Kiss you send us a
- 47:40Speaker 1: talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. You want to
- 47:43Speaker 1: go see Morgan Walling. Now let's get to this talkback
- 47:46Speaker 1: message sent in brought to us by the Pavement Group. Now,
- 47:49Speaker 1: I gotta say this. We need to acknowledge that we
- 47:52Speaker 1: received this guy's first message. Yeah, but we can't play
- 47:56Speaker 1: it on the radio, so you only get to hear
- 47:58Speaker 1: his second message.
- 48:00Speaker 18: It hit me again, I just sent the last message
- 48:02Speaker 18: about the whole hankering thing.
- 48:04Speaker 1: If you heard it, you don't got to play on
- 48:06Speaker 1: the radio.
- 48:06Speaker 8: Just like left and let me know you heard it.
- 48:08Speaker 8: I'm in the truck for the rest of the morning,
- 48:10Speaker 8: probably to at least you guys to get off the radio.
- 48:12Speaker 1: Yeah, me and Bob left at your first message. We
- 48:14Speaker 1: had a whole off air conversation about it. Hopefully you
- 48:16Speaker 1: don't get a hankering in that truck. Hopefully not the
- 48:20Speaker 1: same hankering your had last night. We had a message
- 48:26Speaker 1: a little bit earlier about one of the best public
- 48:29Speaker 1: bathrooms to go in. You know, I think it was Mac,
- 48:32Speaker 1: our construction worker guy. He just said, we have a
- 48:34Speaker 1: top five favorite public bathrooms, and we try to avoid
- 48:37Speaker 1: going the bathroom in public at all costs, right costs. Yeah,
- 48:41Speaker 1: try to play home games. So let's get to this
- 48:42Speaker 1: message here.
- 48:43Speaker 7: I'm making Bob. I was just listening to you talk
- 48:46Speaker 7: about going to the restroom in public and having to
- 48:49Speaker 7: ask for a key to go in.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:51Speaker 7: I used to work at a Dollar General and we
- 48:53Speaker 7: would attach the bathroom keys to giant plastic cooking utensils
- 49:00Speaker 7: because people would either lose the keys or they would just.
- 49:03Speaker 1: Walk out with them.
- 49:05Speaker 7: So yeah, that was fun handing over a giant lad
- 49:08Speaker 7: or spatula all the time.
- 49:10Speaker 1: Listen, Okay, just end this spatul over you. Okay, I
- 49:14Speaker 1: get it. But also I don't know if I want
- 49:17Speaker 1: to trust everybody with a ladle in the bathroom or
- 49:20Speaker 1: a spatula too. There might be some people smacking with
- 49:24Speaker 1: that spatuel in that bathroom, you ever, know, Like I
- 49:27Speaker 1: don't want to touch the spatuel after somebody's made a
- 49:29Speaker 1: bathroom spatually. You know, I don't know if that ladel
- 49:33Speaker 1: was in the toilet at some point. I don't like it. Now,
- 49:37Speaker 1: what if you got one of those big inflatable like
- 49:39Speaker 1: summer toys. Yeah, and then just put the key on
- 49:42Speaker 1: that baby, So if you got to go to the bathroom,
- 49:45Speaker 1: you gotta. I don't care the giant floaty with you.
- 49:47Speaker 1: I don't if there's the right choice of something I
- 49:48Speaker 1: want to touch after somebody else's goes to the bathroom,
- 49:51Speaker 1: I don't want to use the key to get in
- 49:53Speaker 1: the bathroom. That's an emergency only. Right there, Let's get
- 49:56Speaker 1: to another message.
- 49:57Speaker 17: Here's Laura. You guys were talking about gas station bathrooms. Well,
- 50:01Speaker 17: I was on a trip with my family to New
- 50:03Speaker 17: York about a month ago, and we went to a
- 50:07Speaker 17: gas station and they had for sale creepy dolls on
- 50:12Speaker 17: a shelf like think Annabelle. You best believe I pulled
- 50:16Speaker 17: my son away from those and we left the gas
- 50:18Speaker 17: station so quick.
- 50:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd just rather poop my pants like road trip
- 50:23Speaker 1: trinkets creepy dolls. Yeah. Hey, Mac, the construction guys back.
- 50:27Speaker 2: Hey, it's Mac the construction Apprentice. So power ranking the
- 50:30Speaker 2: Top five public pooping spots.
- 50:32Speaker 1: Hold on everybody, he's got it's time for pin like
- 50:44Speaker 1: he and Bob. It's a big last serious mac construction guys.
- 50:49Speaker 1: Top five public bathrooms. Number five.
- 50:52Speaker 2: We got any Wendy's or chain restaurant.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, like fast food please?
- 51:00Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah.
- 51:01Speaker 1: Usually just leave their bathrooms unlocked. Yeah, they leave the
- 51:04Speaker 1: bathroom is unlocked. They're it really easy out. It's usually
- 51:08Speaker 1: by the door. Number four behind a public park.
- 51:11Speaker 2: Sometimes they've got just like porta potties and whatnot.
- 51:13Speaker 1: Around number four is the porta potty. We're ranking porter
- 51:19Speaker 1: potties ahead of like a restaurant. I don't know about that.
- 51:22Speaker 1: Three Get Go, Gotta go, Get Go. Number two Yeah,
- 51:25Speaker 1: Get Go's got good bathrooms. Yeah, we'll get Go's got
- 51:29Speaker 1: safe bathrooms. They got nice clean bathrooms. Number two home depot.
- 51:32Speaker 1: They treat their they treat people well. Oh man. Number
- 51:36Speaker 1: two home depot. Yeah, home depot. You're going all the
- 51:40Speaker 1: way to the back of the store right for the bathrooms.
- 51:42Speaker 1: I think my only thought is high traffic though through
- 51:45Speaker 1: a home depot bathroom. But you gotta go. You're it's
- 51:48Speaker 1: a pretty good bathroom, all right. I'm not debating this.
- 51:51Speaker 1: It's his room, but I'm gonna I'm gonna say this,
- 51:54Speaker 1: and I might be judging maybe a lot of construction
- 51:58Speaker 1: workers stuff like that. I feel the noises you get
- 52:01Speaker 1: in a home depot bathroom are unlike noises you're gonna
- 52:03Speaker 1: get in any other bathroom. That's hard work and construction
- 52:07Speaker 1: people coming in now all day, guys the job. I
- 52:10Speaker 1: don't care if they're making sounds, pounding coffee, oh, just
- 52:14Speaker 1: making nasty. They're just blowing it up. Number one, number one, obviously,
- 52:20Speaker 1: number one, pretty clean bathroom Hop of the Mountain. Not
- 52:27Speaker 1: bad pick for number one there, all right. I I
- 52:29Speaker 1: again don't have a top five, but that's a pretty
- 52:32Speaker 1: solid five right here. Like it from we just had
- 52:34Speaker 1: a construction worker. He's in these streets. Top favorite public.
- 52:42Speaker 5: Kiss.
- 52:44Speaker 1: It's your last week to enter. If you want Me
- 52:46Speaker 1: and Bob to come over your house with your family
- 52:48Speaker 1: and friends for a few hours and hang out on
- 52:50Speaker 1: your brand new deck from schly Deck and Fence, all
- 52:53Speaker 1: you gotta do is enter a Mikey and Bob's Deck
- 52:56Speaker 1: dot Deck party contest with Slyde Deck and fans. Send
- 52:58Speaker 1: us a talkback message why you want a new deck
- 53:01Speaker 1: Bob is.
- 53:02Speaker 3: Alex from Monrovil. I just want to send a message
- 53:04Speaker 3: to enter for the Sly Deck and fence contest. The
- 53:08Speaker 3: reason I would love to win the deck contest is
- 53:11Speaker 3: because I've been trying to add on with a cover
- 53:15Speaker 3: and a deck for a while now, but recently I
- 53:19Speaker 3: just had three retina surgeries and funds are a little
- 53:23Speaker 3: tight right now. Three anyways, love the show, Thanks and
- 53:28Speaker 3: happy birthday, Bob.
- 53:31Speaker 1: I can always tell when they're about to end their
- 53:32Speaker 1: message with the happy birthday, Bob. It's not as birthdays
- 53:35Speaker 1: birthdays because you can hear the kindness in their voice.
- 53:38Speaker 1: New Year's dead, so nice.
- 53:40Speaker 19: Another one here, I'm mikey eye Bob. Mike here, Hey, bud,
- 53:44Speaker 19: ud want to enter for that Schli deckon fence. Want
- 53:47Speaker 19: to get a new deck on for a wedding present
- 53:49Speaker 19: for my soon to be a few wife. We're getting
- 53:52Speaker 19: married in October.
- 53:53Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, nice save there, Bud're you're in
- 53:56Speaker 1: that moment right now where you're calling she's she's your fiance,
- 54:01Speaker 1: right yeah, before you get married soon to be wife,
- 54:06Speaker 1: you gotta yeah, you gotta. I mean you get used
- 54:09Speaker 1: to calling their fiance, but then you get married you'll
- 54:12Speaker 1: slip up a couple. Wait, can we be part of
- 54:14Speaker 1: the we're the wedding present? Because if you get the
- 54:20Speaker 1: credit for the deck and then party with us, are
- 54:23Speaker 1: we the are we part of the wedding reception? Maybe
- 54:26Speaker 1: I don't know a cookie table now, then I don't
- 54:28Speaker 1: know what the plan is here any more details.
- 54:30Speaker 19: Bought a house in Octover last year, and I think
- 54:33Speaker 19: it'd be a good, great wedding present for She's been
- 54:36Speaker 19: talking about it for some time now.
- 54:37Speaker 1: So yeah, half birthday, Bob, okay, and a happy birthday, Bob.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Another another kind person knowing that your birthday is New
- 54:44Speaker 1: Year's Day. Uh, yeah, you might win if you have
- 54:47Speaker 1: a cookie table. Honestly, let's get to another message here, Bob.
- 54:52Speaker 1: Earlier on the show, I asked the question for anybody
- 54:56Speaker 1: at a funeral home, like a mortician or something like that,
- 54:59Speaker 1: to people get buried, like in a casket in their underwear,
- 55:03Speaker 1: like you know, like people get buried in clothes. It
- 55:06Speaker 1: got brought up because we're reading about the JC Penny
- 55:09Speaker 1: Facebook comments and somebody said their path Yeah, only bodies
- 55:13Speaker 1: underwear from j C. Pennies would be like devastated by
- 55:16Speaker 1: this news. But he's passed, started questioning lill is he
- 55:19Speaker 1: wearing J C. Penny underwear? Right right right by the way?
- 55:22Speaker 1: Are we still all here burying people? I feel like
- 55:25Speaker 1: that's a generation thing, right, Like I don't want to
- 55:27Speaker 1: live in the ground for rest of my dead life.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Just turn me into sand and throw me around someplace,
- 55:34Speaker 1: even put you in underwear. All right, hold on, let's
- 55:36Speaker 1: get to this talk back messages.
- 55:37Speaker 14: Hey, Mike and Bob, this is Tariff and white Oak.
- 55:39Speaker 1: You're asking about morticians. Would they use like for underwa
- 55:42Speaker 1: funeral homes and all? It depends on the body. Some
- 55:45Speaker 1: families do it. Some families don't. Well, when you say
- 55:49Speaker 1: it depends on the body, do you have underwear, they're
- 55:52Speaker 1: like like paper underwear or something that maybe you might
- 55:55Speaker 1: use at like a hospital or take care of an
- 55:58Speaker 1: elderly person, like almost like it depends or something like
- 56:02Speaker 1: a gener right, like does it? Or they bring some
- 56:04Speaker 1: from home? Maybe, like, hey, is his favorite underwear? Like,
- 56:08Speaker 1: I'm sure if you tell the mortician if you die,
- 56:11Speaker 1: like hey, dad's guy get buried his favorite white briefs,
- 56:14Speaker 1: I'm sure they would put it on, right, it'd be
- 56:15Speaker 1: weird putting underwear on a dead person. Just do look
- 56:18Speaker 1: up what they use for plugging up the back? Have
- 56:21Speaker 1: I with that information? Buy? Why why plant this easter?
- 56:25Speaker 1: Eg ghus? What did we do? We're just trying to
- 56:29Speaker 1: get through the week, all right. Can't tell me a
- 56:31Speaker 1: look what's happening around back?
- 56:34Speaker 4: Can you do?
- 56:34Speaker 1: We just want We asked about underwear. Okay, we didn't
- 56:37Speaker 1: ask about anything else, all right, So people do get
- 56:39Speaker 1: buried in their underwear. It sort of depends on the
- 56:42Speaker 1: person or something. I also think, is it something you
- 56:44Speaker 1: put in a will? Because I don't have it. Well,
- 56:46Speaker 1: I'm not getting buried either. Just light me on fire
- 56:48Speaker 1: and throw me around. I didn't need to get the
- 56:51Speaker 1: up cell here and find out what what happened around back.
- 56:53Speaker 1: But we're just asking about underwear. But now and now
- 56:56Speaker 1: its like ordering a combo deal and there's like you
- 56:58Speaker 1: want to upgrade that at the large just like, no,
- 57:01Speaker 1: I didn't ask for that, but you're getting it out
- 57:03Speaker 1: of here. We are now we know when bears hibernate,
- 57:07Speaker 1: they change their diet before they go into hibernation with
- 57:10Speaker 1: gone too far up the combinational like sticks and berries,
- 57:13Speaker 1: and they basically plug themselves up for hibernation what happens
- 57:17Speaker 1: when you die to your butt by the way, speaking
- 57:20Speaker 1: about burning things real quick before I get into that,
- 57:23Speaker 1: please burn my computer if something happens to me, because
- 57:27Speaker 1: what I've searched on here should never be searched between
- 57:31Speaker 1: the animals and the things. I just there's a plug.
- 57:35Speaker 14: Me and you have.
- 57:35Speaker 1: There's a plug to answer your question. Me and you
- 57:38Speaker 1: have an unspoken truth to where if one of us
- 57:40Speaker 1: passes away, all the electronics go right in the river. Okay,
- 57:46Speaker 1: nobody should see the search history and you out there
- 57:51Speaker 1: listening have led us this way many of times. Yeah, okay,
- 57:55Speaker 1: it's not all your fault a little bit. What happens
- 57:58Speaker 1: when you die round back? But there's a plug, man,
- 58:01Speaker 1: there's a plug like they have them at the funeral homes.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Is it like a wine cork, because it's not like
- 58:08Speaker 1: it's honestly very similar. No, I'm not joking. They cork
- 58:13Speaker 1: your button. Yeah yeah, I didn't need to learn this today.
- 58:21Speaker 1: We did, but here we are. He did. It's something
- 58:23Speaker 1: that happens on a daily basis. Okay, we just don't
- 58:26Speaker 1: work in the field of dead people. People who do,
- 58:30Speaker 1: they're corking butts all day.
- 58:32Speaker 17: Man.
- 58:32Speaker 1: We didn't even know it until today. Hey, shout out
- 58:35Speaker 1: all the butt corkers out there. Man, you know you're
- 58:37Speaker 1: probably not making enough money. You're doing a good but
- 58:40Speaker 1: you're doing you're doing a service for pise, for people
- 58:43Speaker 1: who are going through it. Morgan Walling tickets still up
- 58:46Speaker 1: for grabs today. A pair of day in may keep
- 58:48Speaker 1: entering through the free iHeartRadio app. Send us a talkback
- 58:51Speaker 1: message and you could be going to see Morgan Walling.
- 58:53Speaker 1: Uh coming up pretty soon here at act for sure,
- 58:56Speaker 1: it's Mikey Bob a Kiss morning free show. Let's get
- 58:58Speaker 1: today it together right now, it's time to find that
- 59:03Speaker 1: what the hell is this city with Mikey and Bab
- 59:07Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey is now part owner of the baseball team
- 59:10Speaker 1: they got in Cleveland, the Cleveland Guardians. Oh wow, yeah
- 59:14Speaker 1: he joins a Uh, he's part of the small share
- 59:18Speaker 1: of a guy, David Blitzer's thirty five percent steak. So
- 59:22Speaker 1: he's got a small share of another guy's thirty five
- 59:26Speaker 1: percent steak. But when famous people like investing, they act
- 59:30Speaker 1: like like they bought a team. Like a lot of
- 59:33Speaker 1: people be like, oh, you see Trump's Kelsey bought the Guardians.
- 59:36Speaker 1: He's got like one percent if they're probably probably less
- 59:40Speaker 1: than one percent, you know, but still, when you get
- 59:43Speaker 1: in that uh, that sort of bracket of money, when
- 59:47Speaker 1: you get invited in to buy a share of a
- 59:49Speaker 1: team of anything of any kind, you're doing all right?
- 59:52Speaker 1: Travis said, the opportunity came across my desk. I couldn't
- 59:54Speaker 1: say no. The guys gave me an opportunity to show
- 59:58Speaker 1: my Cleveland love and play my roots in Cleveland forever
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: no matter what. Yeah. Wait, hold on, those rich dudes.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: I mean they may be friends with him whatever. He
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: Maybe I might be completely wrong about this, but they
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: just thought, oh man, we can get Travis and Taylor
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: into games in the suites, plant my roots in Cleveland forever. Dude,
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: you guys can't live in Cleveland full time. You can't
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: do that. Wow, that would be a wild turn. Well
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: if Taylor I used to live in Cleveland. Taylor has
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: twenty houses. But yeah, I mean, but what if they're
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: like Cleveland's gonna be our place? You know, that'd be crazy.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: Remember when Lebron James built that giant like yeah home,
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, they ain't got no neighbors around them.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Maybe they can't. I mean, that's a place everybody's gonna
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: leave you alone though you just like you know you're
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: outside Cleveland's just like you being outside of Pittsburgh.
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: You know.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Travis Chelsea and Butler Commy or something
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: like that, you know. Also trending Love Island USA. That's
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: not on yet, right, No, it's coming soon though. Love
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: Island season eight on Tuesday, June second. Love Island had
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: to release a statement alrighty, saying the villa runs on
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: good vibes and so does this community. We love seeing
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: your reactions, opinions, and debates, but everyone deserves to feel
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: safe and protected. This is a space for fun, not negativity.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: They do know their reality show, right, so keep it kind,
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: keep it positive, and remember this is Love Island. So
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: they're basically saying, stop harassing contestants of this reality show
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: online because there's a lot of negativity when somebody like
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: cheats on somebody or something like that or screw somebody over,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: then they get the hate online. Love Island producers, so like,
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: before we even show you the new season yet, be
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: nice to meet any of these people deserve it that
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: go on the show. But isn't that like the I
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: feel like it's part of it all, part of the
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: recipe to make these shows popular. It's like six shows
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: don't think toxic comments? Don't they want people like toxic
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: comments about their show? Like yes, it just fuels the
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: algorithm and that's what they want, right. Also, speaking of
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: the algorithm, you might not be able to tell the
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: difference between real things and AI things now, but YouTube
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: said it's going to more prominently feature an AI label
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: on videos that are AI or have been altered or
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: generated with AI. Basically for they've just been hiding this
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: for a while, like, oh, we don't need to put
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: a label on. We can, but we don't need to.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: For long form videos, it's gonna appear directly above the player,
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: right above a videos description. For shorter content, it will
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: appear as an overlay on the video. So yeah, that's
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: gonna be happening soon where YouTube is gonna identify AI
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: video a little bit better than they're doing right now.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: All right, that's like in for our show, Bob, what
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: do you want to name the podcast today? Hoog COOCHI?
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: All right, sounds good. The other day it was long
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: long groupie butt cheeks. Today who Chikuchi Chikuchi. We have
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: a good time, Chikuchi. Thanks all of you who listened
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: to the show. If you missed any of the live show,
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