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- 0:01The rightful Tsar had failed my test.
- 0:05He was unkind just like the rest.
- 0:08He said to me leave ugly hag and all I did was ask for bread.
- 0:15And as his guards drove me away, I laid my curse, and he heard me
- 0:21say I. Shall leave.
- 0:26But. Hear this?
- 0:27From me how? You'll treat others treated.
- 0:32You'll be. The one who is cursed with
- 0:36dreadful luck will be around when your throne turns to muck,
- 0:41but if you kill him by your own command, all of your Tardom will
- 0:47turn into. Sand So ever since then, he
- 0:55searched every day to find. The unlucky 1 and send him.
- 1:00Away. And now he's found him, a man
- 1:05with no. Charm Ivan the.
- 1:09Blacksmith who's missing? An arm.
- 1:17Iaga, our friend, we lend you our skill.
- 1:21Yvonne we shall use. To fulfill.
- 1:25Your will. Blacksmith.
- 1:32You work in the village and people say you are followed by
- 1:36bad luck. Broken swords, bent nails,
- 1:40splintered helmets, crumbled wheels.
- 1:43Everything you create shatters to dust, and you bring
- 1:47misfortune upon us all. One day I was at home with my
- 1:55Bubba and she said to me. Oh, Yvonne, my needles broke
- 2:00again. Would you make your poor old
- 2:03grandma some new ones? Sure Bubba, I'll make you a
- 2:06couple so strong you'll be able to weave chains with them.
- 2:10I just need to find some enchanted iron.
- 2:12Be carefully fan do. Not worry if there's misfortune
- 2:16in the world, I haven't met it yet.
- 2:18Oh. And if you're out there, see if
- 2:21you can find yourself a wife. Later that day I was going
- 2:31through a beautiful forest. Little did I know what would
- 2:34follow. My way was blocked.
- 2:39I had to smash through using my hammer.
- 2:42I had to go through some thorny spikes.
- 2:50I quickly rolled through them to avoid.
- 2:53Wild animals were upon me. I got ready for the fight.
- 3:13Tired from the fight, I approached A clearing.
- 3:17Bad faith was waiting for me there.
- 3:23Here, traveller with that sweet face, what brings you here to
- 3:29Nico's place? I left my grandma at the door to
- 3:33go and find some magic ore. You seek magic.
- 3:36Are you stuck? How do you feel about your
- 3:40mouth? Bad luck, I think that's just
- 3:45entails hard work and patience. Never fails.
- 3:50A non believer that I see. Looks like the fate is kind with
- 3:56me. Come now with me before you're
- 3:59thinner. You're just in time to be my
- 4:02dinner. But it's lunchtime.
- 4:08I have to eat now, it is late and I will have you on my plate
- 4:12and now you know Bad luck is real.
- 4:16This is my name and you're my meal.
- 4:43I had grown tired from the fight.
- 4:45I swung my hammer with my might and when I nearly hit her head
- 4:50she laughed at me and it broke instead.
- 4:52So I just ran. I ran away.
- 4:55I had no time to stop and pray, and in my path, fixed in a tree,
- 5:00a golden axe was there for me. But as I grabbed and said what
- 5:04luck, I realized my hand was stuck.
- 5:07And then she raced, raised her deadly knife and tried to rob me
- 5:10of my life. But as she swung with evil
- 5:13charm, I moved aside and she chopped my arm.
- 5:17She grabbed it and she said how sweet.
- 5:20And so I got up on my feet. I started running, dripping
- 5:24blood. Well, not a drip, it was a
- 5:26flood. But right behind I heard a
- 5:28crash. And then I fell down with a
- 5:31splash. As I blacked out, I heard a
- 5:34shout. This one is mine.
- 5:35Now you get out. Next thing I know I was awake
- 5:45back in the village with great ache.
- 5:54That is a sad tale indeed, but it just proves you have bad
- 5:59luck. For this I should banish you,
- 6:02send you away and forbid you to return.
- 6:05But I am not unkind. Instead, I will give you a
- 6:10chance to bring me something precious and clear your name.
- 6:15Go far away wherever you may, and bring me back strength
- 6:21beyond measure. But return without it and my
- 6:25guards will just drive you away. To go far away I will need some
- 6:34copex for my travels. Copex.
- 6:38Very well. I am not unkind here.
- 6:41Use these wisely. Go now, Return only when you
- 6:45can. Give me strength beyond measure.
- 7:04Ivan, my dear boy, I heard what happened.
- 7:09That wretched Sir sending my boy away instead of finding a wife.
- 7:15What will you do, Ivan? Though it seems impossible, I
- 7:21must do what must be done. Listen, my dear boy, I know of a
- 7:26tale. A story long lost.
- 7:30An apple that makes you strong as an ox.
- 7:33I think you could take that fruit to the Tsar.
- 7:36Yaga knows about it, and she's never far.
- 7:45How can an apple give strength? Yes, Yvonne, a golden apple
- 7:51picked when it is ripe, straight from the branch.
- 7:55Only one apple ripens every seven years.
- 7:58Maybe it is time now Baba Yaga will know.
- 8:02Find her and she will tell you, the powerful witch deep in the
- 8:08forest. Her house sits on a chicken leg.
- 8:13I'll tell you an old poem about her at night in the forest.
- 8:17You should be afraid ya guy is there caressing her braid.
- 8:23In front of her house there's a skull on a spike.
- 8:27No stories about her whatever alike.
- 8:30Sometimes she gives you advice and some magic, sometimes you're
- 8:36pushed in the oven. How tragic.
- 8:40She will give you good advice if you find her.
- 8:45I will go to Baba Yaga, wish me well.
- 8:48I am glad you are listening, but I hope you do not want to go
- 8:52empty handed. She will need a gift when you
- 8:55meet her. It is said the best gift for her
- 8:58is a wormy bone and a cloth with a poor man's sweat.
- 9:06The sweat of a poor man. Yes, that one is easy.
- 9:11Talk to the hay farmer behind the church.
- 9:14He's the poorest peasant in the village, him and his brother.
- 9:21I will go to the Bubba and ask for their help.
- 9:24Take some codebacks with you. It's not much, but it's what I
- 9:29can give now. Go Ivan, help them if they need,
- 9:34then return to me before you go. I have more to tell you, I want
- 9:39to see you back and wed, not cold and dead.
- 9:44Before you leave you should go to your anvil and make some
- 9:48weapons, you will need them in your journey.
- 9:52Oh, and while you're out there, see if you can find yourself a
- 9:56wife. Greeting ZAP.
- 10:04Interested in some talismans ha. Ha, here's.
- 10:09What I have for? You today.
- 10:21Great, great. Things don't look good for him.
- 11:47Where is. Ivan going now.
- 12:13Do you have any tips bird? Things don't look good for him.
- 12:58Where is. Yvonne going now.
- 13:19Yvonne, have you seen my brother?
- 13:22He was to sell my hay. 2 days and no word.
- 13:27I do hope he's not drinking the money again.
- 13:30The fool The Who Winter is almost here and we need food.
- 13:39If I find him, will you give me that red cloth on your head?
- 13:43This It keeps sweat out of my eyes, but I will give it to you.
- 13:48I'll. Look for him, but where should I
- 13:50start? Oh, thank you, Yvonne.
- 13:53The market is near some farms. He can't be.
- 13:57Far. Good day, Van.
- 14:11I was just thinking about you. My spade is worse With every
- 14:15grave I dig, the blade has gotten blunt as a wooden spoon.
- 14:19When you can't really dig graves with a spoon, can you?
- 14:22Can you help me out blacksmith? Of course, I'll just hammer it a
- 14:29bit. Oh great.
- 14:31Let's see the blacksmith at work.
- 14:36The spade is much better now. It will still dig some graves.
- 14:41Now that you've helped me, is there anything I can help you
- 14:43with? I need a bone rotten and filled
- 14:48with worms. Do you have something like that?
- 14:51Oh, I always end up with a few of these in my pockets.
- 14:55Yeah, take this one. It's too hard to crack, so you
- 14:58can have it. Thanks, Evan.
- 15:52Tell me, dear blacksmith, how is your arm?
- 15:55Do you want some magic? Maybe a charm?
- 16:00What blessings do you need? Blacksmith?
- 16:04A magic item? If you have on you for a small
- 16:06price I can make it too. How many do you want, my dear
- 16:29Ivan? I can make many or I can make
- 16:32one. What kind of blessings would you
- 17:11like? Hey.
- 17:52Take it. Is the.
- 17:53Real deal. Take it.
- 17:57I'd pick a bottle of wine over. That.
- 18:00Any day. Hey, wine is for weak men.
- 18:04No, you don't know what you're missing.
- 18:08I don't. Mate.
- 18:09I'm the one who doesn't. Seriously now?
- 18:31They stole my coffin lid. I can't live well nor die well
- 18:36in this village. Who were they?
- 18:38Do you think I would still be out here if I knew?
- 18:42Why does it say rest in peace on my grave if I'm not even allowed
- 18:47to do that? Why can't the dead simply stay
- 18:50dead? Things don't look good for him.
- 19:24Where is. Ivan going.
- 19:25Now the. Heat is unbearable.