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#83: The Mutilator (1984) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Welcome to ancient Wizards can
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  do me the podcast, right? Talk about the good, the bad,
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  the ugly, and the Absurd, and all our favorite, and least,
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  favorite scary movie, because we believe every horror movie
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  rightfully, has its fanbase, even if we don't always get it.
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  My name is Travis. My name is Jessie.
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  And today, we are talking the campy ass 80s movie, slasher,
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  the mutilator, and or as Jesse would like for you to call Fall
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  break, literally nowhere in the entire movie.
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  Is it indicated that I was called the mutilator?
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  That is true and never does. They never once say the word
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  mutilate, you know, enter mutilated mutilates.
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  Mutilating they say, fall Brickell.
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  What they say fall break that. It's there's a whole theme song
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  and we do get a title card that reads fall break.
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  So I think I win I think you do and then I think you don't you
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  know what I will have. Stories to tell about this here
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  in the coming episode, very hopeful that you have.
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  The reasoning but I didn't name change.
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  I absolutely have the reason behind, but yes, we are going to
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  be talking this movie today. But before we get into any
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  discussion, Jessie, do you have any announcements this past
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  Sunday? We released our first ever to be
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  or not to be bonus episode where we covered a movie from, to
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  that. We found on TV, that neither of
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  us had ever seen before something, that sounded
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  interesting like something, we'd be into and we decided to watch
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  it and see if it was something that We were into so that is on
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  a regular stream, is something that we want to do about once a
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  month. That's a nice little like
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  spin-off series that we're doing.
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  Yeah, we're still finding our groove with it, but I think it
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  was fun. We have like five brain cells
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  left collectively between the two of us after Double featuring
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  that movie with this movie. Yeah.
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  And we're recording these episodes back-to-back, so things
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  might get a little weird today. Yeah, we had an interesting
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  strategy. G for this.
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  We watched both movies back to back and then immediately jumped
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  into back-to-back recordings of both of them.
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  Yeah, so weird place, mentally really are.
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  It's strange and probably going to go watch Twilight after this,
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  too. Just to keep the weird Vibes
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  going, we've got a lot of stuff on the plate.
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  We do we have, you know, so many movies is our anniversary
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  weekend and we just been watching all of our favorites
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  because that's what you do. That's what you do.
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  Yeah, last night. Let's see, we watch the first
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  Twilight movie and then we watched X, and then we watched
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  role, too. We still need to watch
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  hereditary at some point because our how's it shaking?
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  Not scared. They have a 3D printer.
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  They made Travis. Yes of pavings crown.
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  It did. That was so cool of them.
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  You guys are awesome. I can't thank you enough.
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  I will repay you. Yeah they wouldn't take payment
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  but guess what jokes on them? I'm going to subscribe to their
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  patreon. So high that was the long con
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  this genuinely nice people. Yeah, it was awesome.
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  So that's on our list and also Sleepaway Camp three because one
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  we watch Sleepaway Camp to last weekend, or was it earlier this
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  weekend has been a four-day weekend?
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  We watched alas. Oh, man.
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  And then also the blonde guy and this movie makes me think Bobby.
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  The class presidents is a so your underprivileged cone.
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  Yeah. He's got the same like him.
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  Both lives to him. Yes.
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  Yeah. That was a lot of announcements
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  to really say, nothing wasn't real.
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  Any announcements we were just like, oh yeah, we want to be
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  watching this tonight. We might be, we did a bonus
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  episode. I know, I know that was yes,
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  that was that was part of the announcement.
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  Hey I have another announcement Travis well, fuck you.
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  Okay. Well I'm glad that that's we
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  should end on that and on the good one there.
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  Yeah. All right, well, I will talk
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  about the pole for lasting screaming as you guys remember.
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  We had a very special episode in honor of our anniversary.
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  We talked about what Of our favorite movies?
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  Yes, this is the n. And the question that we asked
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  everybody is, how would you spend your time during the
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  apocalypse? Notice how we didn't ask if
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  anybody agreed with us that it's were comedy because it's not a
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  baby really is working. Yeah, we're not that this seem
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  too obvious for discussion. Yeah, since you obviously didn't
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  want to do that so I wanted to find out what you guys wanted to
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  do and So 20% on Twitter said that they would form a gang of
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  cannibals. Nice.
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  Thirty percent say that they would dehydrate for
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  masturbation. If you've seen the movie, you
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  understand it. I don't know if that's a
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  legitimate thing, but and 50% says that they would make movies
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  with their Pals, on Instagram 14% with form.
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  A group with the cannibals, 57%, with dehydrate, for masturbation
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  29% would make movies with their fries, the yellow on Instagram,
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  Instagram, Scott, the horny people that I just Pictures.
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  They would be jacking off all to the Instagram pictures.
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  Twitter's more about literature. Yeah, you read that shit.
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  Some people are into that. Yeah, that's the pole.
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  Well, it's tough. All right, so let's talk about
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  fall break. Aka the mutilator?
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  It, is that better. Does that work for you?
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  Are you happy? Are you fucking happy?
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  I am okay, because I don't want any more of that bullshit from
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  you, the rest of this episode 0, you will get bullshit and you
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  will like it sir. So this movie released in 1984,
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  on his first release this movie has multiple releases.
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  Oh my God, is it like fucking What's the movie that we love so
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  much? The Thanksgiving 11, right?
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  Yeah. Thank you.
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  Yeah. You know what, in all honesty
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  this movie has a very similar story that blood rage had its
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  directed by directed and written by Buddy.
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  Cooper, nice name. It is.
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  This is his one and only movie he made this movie and then he
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  okay, oh I guess our theme today is just hit and runs this guy.
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  Okay. Well first of all, There is
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  going to be a mutilator 2. Says who wins says him this year
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  last month. He tweeted that they finished
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  filming. They announced that they were
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  going to start filming in December last year.
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  There is a sequel. Oh, my God.
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  So I'll get into the story about that when we get to the budget
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  in the gross and all that stuff, but came out October 5th 1984.
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  So this movie, originally had an X rating when it released.
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  So, it always shit. How much got cut from it?
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  What we saw was the X-rated version.
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  What? Yes, what was x-rated about it.
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  The it was a lot of the kills they had to like, cut down the
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  cables. Okay.
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  I will say Gap through the vag. Yes, that's pretty intense.
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  Yes, that is one of the major ones.
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  That's like the most iconic, killing the whole movie.
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  But this movie. Yeah.
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  So it came out in 84 in New York City.
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  And it had a pretty good little opening, you know what?
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  Let's just go ahead and get the budget out of the way, is a
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  budget or bucks, head back Ted. Okay.
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  How bad we booked a gig? Do you think because between 3
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  and 5mil? Wow, no way off, there's not
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  even like a queer estimation of how much this movie costs but it
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  ranges from 450 thousand to a million.
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  Wow. That's like honestly, I said
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  that because of the effects of the can do really?
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  Yeah, the effects are pretty interesting.
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  They're just impressive honestly, considering the budget
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  that they had a, I think they got lucky kind of like, with
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  blood rage, you know, very cheap movie, very good effects and it
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  wasn't cranberry sauce, it was not cranberry sauce.
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  So yeah, it came out in New York, it's made about 500
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  thousand dollars in its opening weekend.
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  It charted at number 13 in the weekly charts at its best, but
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  it could not get a very wide release because of the X rating
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  anytime that they would contact movie theaters.
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  They Not do any promotions because they don't want to
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  promote it. An X rating.
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  It was very much associated with pornography so which is ironic
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  because we see two TTS. Yeah, that's it.
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  Yeah. There's not a lot of boobs in
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  this movie. Yeah.
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  We see Linda's tatas. Are we see makes mentat has it
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  was see, a couple of other men's I thought.
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  Yeah. Like Ralph houses like keep
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  filming. Science.
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  Yeah, one point he does I believe Ed does as well.
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  Yeah, I think he does. They all you get, you know what
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  I'm in? It was out there, but okay, so
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  they're also released in La as an x-rated film.
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  But yeah, they couldn't get that wide release, those crazy
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  liberals out, west. I know they're gonna allowed
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  x-ray. So, they decided that this movie
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  needed to have a new cut to be able to distribute out into the
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  wild. So they cut away the kills down
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  by, what I Like this movie is 86 minutes as is.
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  And I really like, I mean, some of the tools are graphic that I
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  can't imagine how much they could afford to cut.
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  They just cut a lot of the blood.
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  I think it's what it was. I mean, like the kills, that's
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  it. I think it's a testament to the
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  effects in this movie because the facts are the Highlight
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  here. I feel like this is almost like
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  a glorified real for and effects artists honestly, but so they
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  did that also, I think before this This.
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  So it was originally created as fall break, but whenever they
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  had the movie ready, he brought it to the Distribution Company
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  is like okay, we're ready to Market this thing.
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  We've got the radio spots. A TV spots were ready to go.
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  He showed it to all of them, the head of the places like this is
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  all bullshit. This all sucks.
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  We have to do a major overhaul on all of this.
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  So they know what some people in New York and came up with a
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  whole new name for the mutilator.
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  That's what stuck they redid. The boxart The posterior all
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  that stuff. So, they had a straight-up
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  rebranded because fall break wasn't really, what was enticing
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  as like a movie, which thoughts on that?
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  When we get to it, they had a whole plan to do sequels with
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  this like the sequel to. This was going to be spring
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  break, but they, they had already.
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  There was already a movie release called spring break, so
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  they're like, yeah, that's already kind of like, fall
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  through, so yeah. Yeah, let's go on with the cast
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  and crew here. Okay.
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  I do, you want to throw this out there that if you were not in
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  New York or LA in 1984, because it is, in fact, the year of Our
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  Lord 2022, you can watch the x-rated version of this movie on
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  Daddy shutter. That's true.
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  You can also stream it through to be another one of our
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  favorites. YouTube TV Prime sling TV prime
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  or prime prime 0, not prime premium, which would be shot.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Or you can rent it through YouTube or Google Play.
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  Yeah. There's a lot of options.
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  You can watch it for free like, you know, fucking do it man.
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  It's it is obscure. But is entertaining enough.
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  Yeah, I'll share my thoughts on a second.
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  Okay, so let me get through the rest of the details here, so
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  cast and crew. All right, so special effects on
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  this. The guy that did that
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  responsible for us, his name is Mark, showst room.
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  The music is by somebody named Michael, I'm gonna say Minyard.
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  But it also looks like it could be pronounced Menard.
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  Nice, we have the cast here. So Matt Miller, he plays Eddie
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  jr. The son of the killer, in this
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  movie, I loved it. Sounded bad that I should have
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  been his name in this. Everybody should refer to him as
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  son of. Honestly, here's the thing that
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  fucked me up. Is he looks like a Ralph and
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  there's another character named Ralph and yeah, it fucked with
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  me the entire time he's moving. I think Eddie jr.
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  Is probably my favorite character in his whole movie.
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  I think he's the best actor. Out of all of them, we have Ruth
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  Martinez play, spam, which is at Juniors love interest.
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  We have emphasis on interest. Yes, it's very much a one-sided.
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  Well, almost one-sided relationship.
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  We have Bill Hitchcock, who plays Ralph there's your Ralph
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  right there. Wow.
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  Ralph is the comedian. He likes to joke around with
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  people. He is pretty obnoxious.
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  Fuck that guy, we have Connie Rogers.
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  Who plays Sue which is Ralph's girlfriend.
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  We have Francis Reigns who plays Glinda and morio Lampley.
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  Boys mic, which is the guy that you keep thinking is the guy
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  from Slumber Party Massacre 3 Sleepaway Camp 3.
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  Wee boy came three. That's right.
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  The was to RTC easily, interchangeable.
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  No, not entitle wise way better than the other though.
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  That's true. And last but not least, we have
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  Jack Chatham as bigger. That's the same in this movie is
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  bigger because he's referred to that one time.
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  So he's credited as big at. That's I'm not gonna lie, that's
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  how I referred to Um in my notes so it is.
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  Okay cool. Alright well I mean I guess they
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  got across. All right, so kind of like blood
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  rage, this movie was very obscure for the most part.
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  It's just now had like a Reawakening with a lot of
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  people. It was very big in the home,
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  like the video, rental stores in the 80s, especially because the
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  Box are driven. A lot of people I saw so many
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  reviews from people online saying, like, I grew up seeing
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  this in the stores all the time, I could see that.
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  Yeah, I mean the poster is like great like yeah if I were a kid
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  and I saw this, I would be interested.
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  I don't think it was really around whenever we were old
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  enough like in the 90s or whatever.
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  What I remember in the 90s, the the horror box art that stood
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  out to me, was Jack crossed that stood out to me also Puppet
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  Master I just, I remember the video rental store that we would
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  go to as a little ways down the road.
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  It was up on big hill. I think it might have also been
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  a convenience store, I'm not sure.
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  Yeah, but yeah, they had a big display and I swear Jack Frost
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  was up there year round. That was the best one because I
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  had the holographic cover where he's like happy and then you get
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  on the other side. He's all evil.
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  Yeah, well, it was only the evil one hour.
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  I remember like sitting on a rack of my mom's car like and
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  staring at it through the window and having Evil snowman.
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  Stare back at me. Then we watched it and it's a
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  fucking serious movie ever I. Yeah.
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  But for this one, it kind of became lost in relevancy of
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  because it never got ported over to DVD.
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  So a whole generation of horror fans like us right here.
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  We never had that going until Daddy shutter for us.
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  That's where we first, watched it?
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  Yes. Yes.
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  But the real people who save the day Arrow because as they do
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  they take obscure, should they take things that you don't even
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  know you want to see and then they restore it in the fullest
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  quality that they can do and they loaded this year with so
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  many extras. They have, they created a full
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  feature length, documentary for this movie, where they like,
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  went about the creation of it, they have like, the guy that
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  made the movie, buddy, Cooper, He's like super involved in it
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  guys seem super He has think about these types of movies.
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  This guy's like a big movie nerd.
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  Yeah, just the name Buddy. Cooper makes me feel like I
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  would like the guy, which I know that's a stupid thing to choose
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  but like, I don't know. Everything you're saying about
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  them. Like, I like, I like the cut of
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  his cloth. You know what I mean?
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  He's super Southern good. Yeah, it's kind of cool.
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  I mean, this movie is like very it's in like the movie in North
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  Carolina and it was filmed in North Carolina, like, and less.
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  And I know You all to understand that my Southern comes out in
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  certain circumstances, that's a little bit right now, partially,
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  because we watch this movie partially because we've had a
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  couple of drinks. Again, it's our anniversary
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  weekend. But if you would hurt me last
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  night, when we had gone out to eat, got like nice cocktails
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  where the Hibachi Grill. So we did a sec.
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  You suck you suck, you suck. Yes.
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  And then we watched X, And like my twang was palatable and went
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  for the rest night. Yes.
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  Yeah. So I was want you all to
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  understand and acknowledge that people have just been very
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  pretty country to because they had a lot of local people, all
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  the cast's, these are all can hear it and all them.
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  And like, it's a very specific type of southern accent.
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  I didn't even have to when I saw the North Carolina plates on the
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  car, I was like, yep, tracks. They're all students.
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  They're all postgrads, they're all like recent grads and then
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  they're all like underclassmen so they like had like a local
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  University nearby and then they just kind of like grab local
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  talent from there. It's kind of cool.
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  One of the people that worked on this movie also like work at the
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  motel that's in the town there that I think Buddy, Cooper owns
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  and some of the other people that worked on own to.
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  Yeah. So I forgot to mention though.
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  Whenever they did that the re cutting of this Whenever it was
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  like an X to R rating, the people that distributed or vest
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  run. And they gave them a 250
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  thousand dollar Advanced to do that because they knew that that
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  was going to be like they're going to potentially lose money
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  on it. They did that test, run went
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  bankrupt and they ended up not even being able to pay the full
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  amount. Oh, shit.
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  So yeah, this movie lived, pretty much in like the home
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  rental stuff because it made two versions of it on VHS that at,
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  for distribution, you could get the x-rated version immediately
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  or you could get the R-rated version.
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  But once they made that recap, like, it was doing well at
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  first. And then all interest was a wasp
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  because if you don't have the kills in this movie, you don't
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  have much of a movie. It's just kind of how it is
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  unfortunately but that's pretty much all that I have for the
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  background and you know facts and stuff like that for now.
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  So I want to know, what did you think of this movie?
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  All right, so I'm going to say, first and foremost This month,
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  our whole lineup is movies that I have very strong opinions
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  about both ways and it's a five Thursday month.
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  So we got a lot of big hitters on the plate.
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  Yeah, this is one that I don't necessarily feel super strongly
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  about in favor of it however I do not know if it was.
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  To the detriment or benefit of this movie that we watched it
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  right after six plots. Yeah because I like it better on
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  the second viewing of it. I was not when you said you
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  wanted to cover this, I like I've been dreading it seriously.
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  Did you know that it was coming out?
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  You boy, you said it last week. Oh well, I remember.
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  When were you first pitched? The podcast to me?
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  This is one of the first movies that came to mind was like, we
• 19:57
  need to talk about that at some point because yeah, like its I
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  appreciate its absurdity is a lot more this time I think
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  partially, it's because I knew what I was getting going into it
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  and then again, I think partially it's because we watch
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  six plots beforehand. Which the title of that movie,
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  lived up to its name. It had six plots going on.
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  No, it's not up. That was resolved, there were
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  not successful as it was one dumbass bar.
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  So it like, This at least made more sense, even though I feel
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  like there's absolutely nothing going on but I appreciated some
• 20:37
  of the absurdity of it. I like that it feels like an a
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  cheesy 80s sitcom. Like it's got like Facts of Life
• 20:45
  Energy at times almost like, you know, we got the whole theme
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  song to it. Yeah.
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  The little friendly Montage. Have that weird moment with
• 20:56
  Ralph moving and triple speed because he's horny.
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  Like there's a little moments like that.
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  I love the bloody effects. I like the reasonable
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  expectation of whether alone on the island like all of that.
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  There's some absolutely absurd stuff going on. but I just also
• 21:19
  feel like there's a lot of it's a lot of wandering back and
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  forth and back and forth for no real reason and like teasing
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  things and we don't get full resolution on it.
• 21:30
  So like I don't know, this is one that like I'm gonna start
• 21:34
  off giving it a four and a half. Wow.
• 21:36
  But I do think I could be easily swayed in our discussion.
• 21:42
  Okay, curious to see how I feel after we've dissected it some.
• 21:46
  Yeah. Okay, sure.
• 21:47
  So it's just it's I remember what the first time we've seen a
• 21:53
  total of two times. Now, first time we watched it,
• 21:57
  you were so excited for it and I hated it.
• 22:01
  I don't hate it anymore after this time, but I also like it's
• 22:09
  one of those movies that simultaneously, like it's only
• 22:11
  86 minutes but like, oh my God, it's 86 minutes.
• 22:15
  You know what I mean? Okay, I got you.
• 22:18
  So that's kind of where I'm at with it right now.
• 22:19
  Okay. So 4.5 to start off with, all
• 22:22
  right? Okay.
• 22:23
  So I did forget the movies that came out the same year.
• 22:27
  I'm gonna end with that. And with that, yeah, give your
• 22:30
  thoughts first. Let's have this flow of this
• 22:32
  conversation and then we'll compare it to other movies that
• 22:35
  came out in 84. So I also did not enjoy this.
• 22:37
  We very much whenever we first watched that I had hype myself
• 22:41
  up in my head that this was going to be an amazing movie
• 22:44
  because one, the name is incredible.
• 22:46
  I didn't know about the fall break shit beforehand.
• 22:49
  But, you know, it's very much like the going into the movie
• 22:53
  store types. Your I saw the poster, I read
• 22:55
  the description. I was totally on board and I
• 23:00
  remember like, I watched like a part of it, but it was streaming
• 23:05
  on like the shutter Channel like this.
• 23:07
  Streaming Channel TV. Yeah we're like /x or something.
• 23:11
  Probably but I remember like I saw that I was like I need to
• 23:15
  save this I gotta watch this with Jesse.
• 23:18
  This is going to be amazing. This like has the recipe of a
• 23:21
  movie that we would love to watch it to the ex very similar
• 23:27
  stuff you want. Maybe we'll talk about that one
• 23:29
  some day to maybe that one will benefit from a re-watch,
• 23:32
  although we never finished the first watch because we rage quit
• 23:35
  it. That's true.
• 23:36
  However, this one I do agree that it is a lot of likes clonus
• 23:41
  to it, but I feel like there's like a lot of like It feels more
• 23:45
  genuine to me this time and Ernest, I'd we've, we've gone
• 23:51
  through and this is like only been like two years since we
• 23:54
  watched it, but we've watched so many low-budget movies that
• 23:59
  sometimes you see that has hard. And sometimes you don't.
• 24:01
  And this is one that I feel like the heart in the movie actually
• 24:04
  shines through like, they genuinely wanted to make a good
• 24:07
  movie. They had a pretty solid idea,
• 24:11
  they have generally solid execution, but When it came to
• 24:15
  forming the story, they didn't really know how to make this
• 24:18
  thing. Stretch into a full feature
• 24:20
  length movie. Yeah, I have a single page of
• 24:22
  notes which is rare form, that's incredibly rare for you.
• 24:25
  Yeah. But if that tells you guys what
• 24:29
  little happens in it, well what it does.
• 24:31
  Well, it does. Well, you know, I feel like
• 24:35
  where it shines. It definitely picks up the slack
• 24:38
  for the parts where it doesn't and are to be or not, to be
• 24:42
  episode. You asked me if that was a movie
• 24:43
  that I feel like Like you would want to have on my casually,
• 24:47
  we're like, in the background, this is a movie that I feel
• 24:49
  like, has that thing because as I described them, if you have a
• 24:55
  movie like that, where I want it to just kind of like casually,
• 24:57
  put it on, I have to have moments in the movie that stand
• 25:00
  out and in between all of this slowness and just like, working
• 25:06
  around and nothing happening in the movie.
• 25:08
  When things actually happen. It's interesting.
• 25:10
  And it's like, it's I feel like that's when it's It but any
• 25:16
  other time, it's not that great of a movie.
• 25:19
  So I think that I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep it at like gonna put
• 25:23
  a 6 because I think that's enough to get it past the
• 25:28
  halfway point for me, like where it's bright points but yeah,
• 25:32
  those will points really drag it.
• 25:34
  Okay, so we're starting off with an average of five point two
• 25:36
  five, which is not bad for us about explain what I expected
• 25:41
  going into it today. I agree.
• 25:43
  Okay, no. Now, let me get the movies that
• 25:45
  came out in 1984 along with it. Yeah, it's just for reference.
• 25:49
  Like we know that this is a little budget, even for a horror
• 25:51
  movie and even for a horror movie in 1984, but it's always
• 25:55
  good to have like a gauge of where it's nails.
• 25:58
  When I remember I'm doing this, I like to try and pick movies
• 26:01
  that I think are very like similar to yeah.
• 26:04
  So the first movie I pick for this one is another.
• 26:07
  Whoa, budget horror movie. This one is very successful
• 26:11
  though. I practice 13th not.
• 26:14
  This one. Okay, this one is the Toxic
• 26:17
  Avenger. Oh shit, that's probably like
• 26:20
  troma's biggest hit. It is, and it was popular enough
• 26:24
  to spawn, like, an animated series for kids.
• 26:27
  It has a remake coming out this year Dinklage, but Peter
• 26:31
  Dinklage. That's going to be interesting.
• 26:33
  I feel like we gotta watch those movies soon.
• 26:35
  And what I want to see it before.
• 26:36
  We talk to Lloyd Kaufman. It scare fest, exactly.
• 26:40
  But that movie, guess what had pretty much the exact same
• 26:44
  budget. It don't make sense estimated
• 26:46
  trauma. It makes sense.
• 26:47
  Yeah. Estimated at four hundred and
• 26:48
  seventy-five thousand dollars. Gross.
• 26:52
  I couldn't get much of a gross. I don't know if this thing did
• 26:55
  a, why in the theaters? This might have been one of
• 26:57
  those home releases where that's where they make their money.
• 27:01
  Yeah, but I saw an estimation of like eight hundred thousand
• 27:04
  dollars at the theaters, but again not super accurate, okay?
• 27:09
  And the second movie I picked this one is a Friday, the 13th
• 27:12
  movie and it is it part? You know, there's a part 3.
• 27:16
  No, the first one. No.
• 27:19
  Okay, but it's 1984. I feel like it has to be one of
• 27:21
  the first three part for really that was that really the first
• 27:25
  one came out in 88. It's like a yearly serious
• 27:28
  back-to-back-to-back, okay. So yeah, Friday 13th, the final
• 27:33
  chapter and liar. Of course, these are all going
• 27:38
  to be bug Ted, but this one isn't quite as bug.
• 27:42
  Ted as the rest of them. It's great.
• 27:44
  Yeah. Okay.
• 27:44
  Baby boy. Crispin Glover in it it does
• 27:47
  before he was like Crispin Glover, you know.
• 27:50
  Like with that little bit of like he's very much Crispin
• 27:53
  Glover in this movie. He was a dead.
• 27:55
  Fuck, who can't dance. Okay.
• 27:57
  It was very much crisp and go. Well, I don't, I don't know.
• 28:00
  Crispin Glover himself as a dead fuck, but his dance moves were
• 28:03
  his as you will recall when we covered that movie.
• 28:07
  If not, don't go astray because we have talked about this but
• 28:10
  this one had a budget or bug tenets of 2.6 million.
• 28:15
  Okay, that's pretty good. Considering, yeah, compared to
• 28:17
  these two. Yeah, and it made a gross
• 28:21
  thirty. Two point, nine million.
• 28:23
  Well, yeah, so very successful. Yeah.
• 28:25
  Very successful man. Success for me.
• 28:28
  I just so that's kind of like in this era of horror movies.
• 28:35
  So yeah, this one could have been a Toxic Avenger but it
• 28:39
  didn't quite live up to. It didn't have the money or the
• 28:42
  recognition to be a Friday the 13th.
• 28:44
  I have one more. Very important question.
• 28:46
  What, what is the tagline for this movie?
• 28:49
  Free tackle? It's okay.
• 28:50
  The first one is this one is as fall break before.
• 28:55
  It became okay. The mutilator a vacation that
• 28:59
  became a nightmare factual. Yeah.
• 29:02
  Alright the second one is there. Horrifying vacation was no day
• 29:07
  at the beach, love the pain of it but it's less factual than
• 29:12
  the first one because they were literally on the beach scene.
• 29:14
  Or time. And they were there a day,
• 29:16
  that's true. So yeah, two out of ten for
• 29:20
  accuracy on that tag. Like, the third one is my
• 29:22
  favorite. This is the one that's on the
• 29:24
  poster. Yes, I was hoping that would be
• 29:25
  one of them by pick, by acts by sword.
• 29:29
  Bye-bye, it's so dumb. And it fits the tone of the
• 29:33
  movie. I know that one's great.
• 29:35
  I'm glad that they stuck with that one.
• 29:37
  Fucking amazing. That's how you do a tagline
• 29:39
  people there. Right there.
• 29:41
  Learn from that shit growling. I don't know what your tone is.
• 29:44
  Is. Yeah, you gotta stick to it.
• 29:47
  Yeah, I don't know if this movie took itself.
• 29:48
  Seriously, I don't think it did. Yeah, it doesn't feel like it
• 29:51
  did. He wanted to make a horror movie
• 29:54
  that? Because he's a fan of the genre,
• 29:57
  but he also wanted to make something that you would be able
• 29:59
  to like financially recuperate from which it took a long time
• 30:02
  to apparently. But, you know, it is what it is.
• 30:05
  And that's why he was afraid to make another movie into, I think
• 30:08
  the recent successful mutilated and now he's making mutilator
• 30:11
  to, but okay. Now let's see.
• 30:14
  Should get into the discussion of mutilator.
• 30:16
  Okay, the opening. I'm not gonna lie.
• 30:20
  The opening gives me like the same Vibes is like the opening
• 30:24
  of pieces. Yes, it does.
• 30:25
  It does. It's very much like that because
• 30:26
  it's like the little kid there and the mom and the mom dies.
• 30:31
  Okay. Except in pieces, he
• 30:33
  intentionally kills his mom. He died.
• 30:35
  Well, how do we not know? Okay, this.
• 30:37
  Okay, sorry, this one opens with the kid.
• 30:40
  It's the dad's birthday. Yeah, the mom is making him a
• 30:44
  birthday cake. It's very well-decorated.
• 30:46
  I'm really proud of her piping. Littering is difficult.
• 30:49
  So the Did hangs a sign up on his dad's gun cabinet.
• 30:53
  That says, happy birthday. Daddy cleaned by me or something
• 30:56
  like that. So, here's the thing, there is
• 30:58
  so much bad gun safety going on that.
• 31:02
  That gun cabinet is not locked, which it should be with a child
• 31:05
  in the house. This kid has clearly been
• 31:08
  involved in cleaning the guns at some point but does not know
• 31:11
  good gun safety because he's like point in his own.
• 31:14
  I at one point and you do have to pull the trigger while you're
• 31:18
  cleaning it but there are several Well safety steps.
• 31:20
  Yeah, there are several safety steps that you're supposed to go
• 31:23
  through. You're not supposed to just
• 31:24
  like, you know, fucking cock the whole thing and shoot through
• 31:28
  the wall and kill your mom. Have you clean the gun before?
• 31:31
  No, I read a lot of books man. So they go.
• 31:34
  You read books where they actually go into detail about
• 31:36
  how they clean a gun. Yeah, I've also read books that
• 31:39
  detail how to make mess. Wow, super interesting stuff.
• 31:43
  Both by the same author. Fuck that guy.
• 31:46
  That guy's. Whoa, why?
• 31:49
  It's like writing about just all this shit.
• 31:52
  Well no. Okay, so here's the fucked-up
• 31:53
  thing, and it's unfortunately, relevant in.
• 31:56
  Today's news is the blue book. I'm thinking of is talking about
• 32:00
  a school shooting. Oh, and like the kid like when
• 32:04
  he was a kid, he would go hunting with his dad and his dad
• 32:06
  taught him like gun safety protocol, but like, he's
• 32:09
  stressed it. A lot more than big Ed.
• 32:12
  We don't know if big didn't stress this stuff.
• 32:14
  We just need didn't lock his gun cabinet party.
• 32:18
  I feel like he failed. I think that's fair.
• 32:22
  This kid fucking shoots, dude. He's yours.
• 32:25
  Okay, I'll wait to see. I want this to be light-hearted
• 32:27
  here. This is fucking silly as fuck,
• 32:30
  even though his tragic. But he goes in there, looks at
• 32:32
  his mom's chest bursts open. Like, she was part of alien and
• 32:40
  he goes, mama, mama. And he sounds like fucking Bob
• 32:45
  from house at the cemetery. And if you don't know, Laughs
• 32:48
  sounds like you're very lucky, but if you do, you know what
• 32:53
  we're talking about? I still recommend watching cast
• 32:56
  by the cemetery, then the dad comes in, and he silently beats
• 33:00
  the shit out of this kid. Everything actually beats,
• 33:03
  should all right. He shoves him to the ground.
• 33:05
  I'm not condoning. Any of that behavior in this
• 33:07
  movie? I want to be 100% clear.
• 33:09
  I'm not, I'm not saying that shooting.
• 33:12
  His mom is fine. I'm not shooting that him
• 33:14
  shooting or shoving. His kids down on the ground is
• 33:16
  fine. I'm Just saying that it isn't.
• 33:21
  It feels so fucking silly to me. It's so is this like this movie
• 33:26
  is doing shit? That I don't condone in real
• 33:28
  world but I fucking I don't condone murder in real world.
• 33:31
  Ocean is not endorsement exactly.
• 33:33
  Like this is I laughed when I saw him shove his kid down to
• 33:36
  the ground because it was so half-hearted and then it's
• 33:39
  silent. Like, he doesn't say anything.
• 33:42
  And then he like drags his wife's body over to his dry bar
• 33:47
  and for himself. Drink while he waits to the cops
• 33:49
  and he takes the sign off the gun cabinet and puts it on.
• 33:52
  He pours her drink and then pours it down her mouth.
• 33:56
  I would hope. Oh, same for me if I was shot
• 33:59
  and killed. Although yesterday you said you
• 34:01
  would make me coffee even though I was about to fall asleep.
• 34:04
  But I was like, just pour it in my mouth and then I woke up and
• 34:06
  you know what you had for dinner and coffee in my mouth and it's
• 34:09
  very rude. I did you didn't you just slept
• 34:12
  through it. I woke up and you're like, hmm,
• 34:13
  this new coffee that you bought and had delivered to us tastes
• 34:17
  really good. Glad I could drink it without
• 34:19
  you. We cut to a bar.
• 34:25
  We have this group of friends, they're all complaining about
• 34:29
  what to do. Open.
• 34:32
  I think would make a really great short film, they just by
• 34:35
  itself, like that cold, open, with the kid and everything.
• 34:38
  I think of you really like, every one of those on YouTube,
• 34:41
  like how we like to look up horror short, sometimes we're in
• 34:43
  a weird mood, when I feel like that's the type of thing that
• 34:46
  we'd find and we like this weird sort, of course what?
• 34:48
  It's like a drama. There's something horrific.
• 34:51
  Like there's nothing like horror about that to me like that,
• 34:54
  right there screams drama movie, I could trying to shine a gun
• 34:57
  for his dad Queen and for him accidentally kills the mother
• 35:01
  that comes back and is abusive towards the sun about it.
• 35:03
  Cause the cops, you know, when you put it like that, it sounds
• 35:06
  like it belongs on Lifetime. Exactly.
• 35:08
  That's what I'm saying. Like this.
• 35:09
  Not a were movie. Sure.
• 35:10
  That's like a drama right there. I'm sorry.
• 35:13
  That manslaughter is not horrifying enough for you.
• 35:16
  Travis no. Not in this movie and this
• 35:19
  movie, all the Water is entertaining.
• 35:22
  All right, so they are at the bar.
• 35:24
  We get our first clip of fall break.
• 35:27
  Hold On music plays. I'm sorry, I wrote fall break in
• 35:30
  all caps. Every time the song played, it's
• 35:32
  in the radio I think there was something to it on the radio.
• 35:34
  They're all right so they're all there.
• 35:37
  They're complaining about not having anything to do on fall
• 35:40
  break as usual. They never have any plans for
• 35:42
  fall break except for just sitting around on campus just
• 35:46
  doing whatever then Ed Junior gets a call.
• 35:50
  From somebody at the bar and then he goes over there to talk
• 35:53
  about it while they're doing this.
• 35:55
  Pam, who is his love interest. As we said before, it starts to
• 35:59
  share his whole back story about him, killing his mom to his
• 36:02
  friend group which seems very jarring to me.
• 36:05
  Like these people knew him for so long and then suddenly in
• 36:08
  like, Oh I thought his dad actually know that he killed his
• 36:11
  mom, actually whenever he was a kid.
• 36:13
  So what's really great about this is I will talk about this
• 36:18
  later because you all know I relate really Hard to this.
• 36:21
  I've talked about it before, he is so casual with his childhood
• 36:24
  trauma later on, just like talking about it, like it's
• 36:27
  normal stores, like haha, like I had a dog named Rover and I also
• 36:31
  killed my mom. You know what I mean?
• 36:34
  It's like it's weird that they don't know this backstory.
• 36:36
  So, Pam lays it out for him that I think really, that was
• 36:39
  probably just thrown in, so the audience knows like, hey, this
• 36:42
  is murder child or manslaughter child.
• 36:45
  Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, because otherwise, you're not
• 36:48
  really going to have the context because they didn't provide A
• 36:50
  name and a flashback or anything like that.
• 36:52
  No, yeah. There's like no names or
• 36:53
  anything. So what happens is he ends up.
• 36:57
  Having his dad, left him a message to call him.
• 36:59
  He calls his dad back, his dad wants him to go back to the
• 37:03
  condo, you know, the condo yeah. In North Carolina to go close it
• 37:08
  up for the winner. So the friend group takes it
• 37:13
  upon himself to invite themselves there and because
• 37:15
  that's what they're going to do for fall break this year.
• 37:17
  So there's a couple of great things about this.
• 37:20
  In that reads, very true to life for me.
• 37:22
  Hmm. Which is one the friend group
• 37:25
  not taking seriously. How shitty his dad was to him
• 37:28
  like they completely dick because they're like why do you
• 37:32
  hate your dad so much? He's your dad.
• 37:34
  Just go do this thing for him completely like that's 100%
• 37:38
  accurate was somebody would say to you.
• 37:40
  Uh-huh. And then them just deciding that
• 37:43
  they're going to invite themselves and like kind of
• 37:46
  making it sound like they'll help but also really, they want
• 37:48
  a free vacation. That's a Yeah, and then I have a
• 37:51
  question. I don't think that you can
• 37:55
  really poor antifreeze down Plumbing.
• 37:58
  I realize that's not a question but that's one of the steps is
• 38:02
  hope to do. Yeah.
• 38:04
  I don't know. His dad proud, are you gonna
• 38:06
  trust his dad to like know how this shit actually works on
• 38:09
  them? Yeah but Ed's basically like hey
• 38:12
  fuck big Ed. He was abusive to me, I had a
• 38:15
  fucked-up childhood, he didn't get me therapy, he didn't get
• 38:18
  himself therapy. We don't need to be in each
• 38:20
  other's lives anymore, he can close.
• 38:22
  His own damn condo and his friend group a once a free
• 38:27
  vacation and be has not experienced that kind of stuff
• 38:33
  in their lives and they don't understand how messed up that
• 38:36
  Dynamic is but like you said, he is super casual about it.
• 38:40
  So I keep smiling like saying I'm an like this guy.
• 38:42
  Fucking he was the worst to me, he's just like, yeah, I fucking
• 38:45
  hate my dad. He's wanting me to do this shade
• 38:47
  but the waist like, delivering, all of his 12 is just like my
• 38:51
  dad, he's just wanted me to go. They're in close up for the
• 38:53
  weekend, you know. Like from get, I completely get
• 38:57
  where he's coming from, sure you get it.
• 38:58
  It's just, yeah. It's just anyways, he is very
• 39:04
  easily encouraged into doing this.
• 39:06
  So they all decide that they're going to go down there for fall
• 39:08
  break, call Brick. I guess we can basically skip
• 39:11
  the whole forehand thing where they go to pick up Ralph and
• 39:15
  it's sooo. Yeah, well, that's where we
• 39:18
  established that Ralph is a prankster and also doesn't seem
• 39:22
  like He really wants to go. I don't understand, I think he's
• 39:25
  just trying to prank honestly, because like whenever he first
• 39:29
  is introduced, he's like, he's still an ad Junior, he's like,
• 39:31
  hey, your dad's on the phone, like you have a phone call here
• 39:33
  at the bar. And then whenever it's actually,
• 39:36
  she was like, wow, what do you know?
• 39:37
  Ralph actually said something honest for once.
• 39:41
  I was going to say, Fuck Ralph because they stopped at a gas
• 39:44
  station and he goes in there and he sees there's a Senior
• 39:48
  Citizens Discount and he tells this older black man in the
• 39:52
  South that this is discrimination.
• 39:56
  Yeah, but The store owner gets the last laugh because it
• 40:01
  happened is Ralph ends of actually buying two six-packs
• 40:04
  because he's like, tell you what, give me the discount and
• 40:06
  I'll go buy a second. It is expect.
• 40:09
  Yeah, he's struck like a fucking amazing deal.
• 40:11
  But no, but I love that the store owner and I don't know if
• 40:16
  she also works in the store she thinks wife.
• 40:18
  Yeah, situation is what she's like, she's like these college
• 40:22
  kids fall for it every time. I'm like good for them.
• 40:25
  They're gaming the system. They told me that people
• 40:27
  actually come up with that same bullshit excuse every time.
• 40:31
  People love to tell people from other groups that have faced
• 40:35
  actual discrimination. How hard their lives have been?
• 40:38
  I'm just saying I'm not buying it that this many college kids
• 40:42
  Ryo. I will get 2 for 10 percent
• 40:45
  discount. Okay, listen, when we worked in
• 40:49
  the fast food restaurants together, you were back of
• 40:54
  house. So you don't realize how many
• 40:56
  people came in and got mad that we didn't have the discounts
• 40:58
  they wanted. So many times out of people come
• 41:01
  in they be like yo veterans discount.
• 41:04
  You Cedars Citizens. Discount.
• 41:06
  Do you EMT discount one time? This man came in with a dozen
• 41:10
  coupons for free cookie that were all a week expired and I
• 41:13
  was like I can't take these because they're expired.
• 41:15
  Tired and he's like why I've been saving these up for months.
• 41:18
  I was like sir sir sir. You have had time then to see
• 41:22
  that these were expiring before. Now let's see if I just don't
• 41:25
  care. So I fully believe that this is
• 41:28
  not the first time this man has heard this bullshit from some
• 41:31
  nearby college student. Well, you know what?
• 41:35
  We I'm surprised you. This is the appropriate time to
• 41:38
  mention and this is when we're getting the fall break theme
• 41:40
  song. Well, yeah, it's right after
• 41:42
  this. No, it's right before this
• 41:43
  happens in the middle of it, there's so many bikes in the
• 41:46
  middle but it starts off, they get the size, they drive off, we
• 41:49
  get the fall break title card. We get the nice little Jam here
• 41:54
  that they wrote themselves and perform.
• 41:56
  It has all of the absurdity and uncanny - of like too many
• 42:02
  cooks. You know what?
• 42:05
  Doing it, right? No.
• 42:08
  Have a good time went on. Alright.
• 42:21
  So that was just like, that's a taste of it right there.
• 42:24
  But I like there's this one thing that he did whenever was
• 42:28
  promoting this movie that I think is an amazing idea and
• 42:31
  cities were the movie would be playing.
• 42:34
  He would, He actually has like vinyls press of this song.
• 42:38
  He would send it to radio stations and they would play in
• 42:40
  the city that it was actually showing that we can.
• 42:43
  So you get the theme song, you get like a movie fall break.
• 42:47
  Fucking go. See that shit out of me.
• 42:49
  Yeah. Honestly, I'd say this song pops
• 42:53
  into my head randomly, at least. Once a month, sometimes more,
• 42:57
  it's going to be. You're going to hear me singing
• 42:59
  it. A lot over the next week or so
• 43:01
  I've already heard. Yeah.
• 43:02
  My know, exactly. And it's day one.
• 43:05
  Exactly, you know, it's just one of those, it's great.
• 43:09
  You all know I love a montage. Like at one point, they pull
• 43:14
  over. So Ralph can pee in some like
• 43:17
  waist high grass and I said, that's how you get tix and then
• 43:20
  Travis said, I thought you said that's how you get tips and I
• 43:23
  said that is, but I said it wasn't what I said but, you
• 43:26
  know, we had a fun moment with it hahaha.
• 43:30
  So they get to the condo And Ed chest toss, Ralph the keys.
• 43:36
  Since we offer is the first one up the stairs and he goes don't
• 43:39
  eat on place is wide open and I'd goes haha.
• 43:43
  That's fine. Yeah.
• 43:45
  They're not at all burned by the fact that the door is wide.
• 43:48
  Yeah, the only one concerned as Pam.
• 43:51
  This is the name of this movie. Yeah, she is yeah she is the
• 43:54
  only one in the whole time. He was like hey something's
• 43:57
  weird here and everybody's like, shut up Pam, shut up, Pam fall
• 44:00
  break. She's like, I don't want to
• 44:04
  drink, I don't want to fuck. I want to call the police
• 44:07
  because there might be a murderer in the house which I
• 44:11
  mean, okay. I kind of get that.
• 44:15
  But then at the same time, like, come on man, you're being a
• 44:18
  fucking party pooper. Like this guy, the guy that
• 44:21
  knows the guy that lives here is being like, Oh, it's all fine.
• 44:23
  Don't worry about it. She's like, no, there's
• 44:25
  definitely something Shady going on here.
• 44:27
  We gotta call the cops but who's right.
• 44:29
  Well, we know who's, right, but I would trust the guy that is
• 44:32
  Yeah, this is my dad. He's an abusive piece of shit.
• 44:35
  He watched me. Shoot my mom.
• 44:36
  Whenever I was a kid. He's psychologically fucked up.
• 44:39
  He didn't want to be here in the first place and they forced him
• 44:42
  and he's like, you know, I yeah my dad probably is waiting to
• 44:44
  kill all of us and I told everybody I didn't want to come
• 44:47
  here. So this is what they deserve.
• 44:49
  Do you know what? He's a good host.
• 44:51
  So he goes into the house there and there's a lot of there's
• 44:55
  obvious partying going on here. There's like bottles all over
• 44:57
  the place but he's like pointing out all of these trophies that
• 45:01
  he has. He said yeah, my dad was a Big
• 45:03
  Game Hunter. He said The only person he
• 45:04
  wouldn't Hunt is man, he casually unloads.
• 45:07
  His childhood trauma on his friends, who are starting to
• 45:10
  realize the depths of what Ed has gone through in his language
• 45:14
  in. Will ya like that?
• 45:15
  You can see like gradually, they're all getting more
• 45:18
  uncomfortable with each story. It's so much.
• 45:22
  I think the best one was there. Like, what about this guy?
• 45:24
  And they show a framed photo of a man?
• 45:30
  Almost dead like very bloody bodies dead, right?
• 45:34
  And they said well if your dad doesn't hunt men who is this guy
• 45:38
  and he was like oh that's just somebody he accidentally hit
• 45:41
  with his ski though and I was like, why did you frame it big?
• 45:46
  Yeah, well, I honestly, I'm kind of at a loss of words here,
• 45:50
  personally, I don't really know what the fuck that is but I mean
• 45:56
  he I think that that is like a sign, like this guy is actually
• 45:59
  fucked up, I think That was an actual dead body that though.
• 46:03
  Do you know who that was? Who can you guess?
• 46:06
  No, just a good guess Frank, hen water?
• 46:10
  I don't know what, think that was just the first name that
• 46:11
  popped into my head. So it's Buddy, Cooper.
• 46:15
  Yeah. He's the picture of the dead
• 46:16
  body. Good for him.
• 46:18
  Yeah, that's the thing. He should be proud of this
• 46:20
  movie, not dead. So good for him for being alive.
• 46:24
  Fine. Sure.
• 46:26
  That's what I said. You ever you on your birthday.
• 46:28
  Yeah, good. Good for you for being a Alive.
• 46:30
  Yeah, I literally do say that to you that you don't.
• 46:33
  I say thank you for being alive. So thanks for not dying.
• 46:36
  Mostly to say that. Yeah.
• 46:39
  Yeah. Because I'm fucking romantic.
• 46:42
  Yeah. Okay, told y'all this is gonna
• 46:46
  get weird, is it? Sorry.
• 46:48
  It's been weird a long time ago. So they notice that there is one
• 46:52
  thing that is missing within the condo and that's fucking battle
• 46:56
  axe. He's so casual about it, it's
• 46:58
  gone, he's like, oh I'm, you know, my dad likes to bring his
• 47:01
  toys with them. Sometimes he likes to get drunk
• 47:03
  and grab his weapons off the wall.
• 47:04
  It's fine sign. Number one that this guy's a
• 47:06
  fucking psycho. He called it a toy like it's not
• 47:09
  a toy. It's a fucking battle axe, that
• 47:12
  shit's Dangerous. But anyways, that's what
• 47:16
  everybody gets super uncomfortable in their like oh,
• 47:19
  where are we staying? Like where our room?
• 47:21
  Yeah. And then meanwhile, we see
• 47:24
  underneath the house. A man, Big Ed.
• 47:29
  Listening in on everything. We also see him dreaming of
• 47:33
  killing Ed. He's sleeping in the closet of
• 47:37
  his garage. Tell me that's not a man.
• 47:40
  They got fucked up the night before and passed out in his
• 47:43
  garage because he was doing some weird shit in the middle of the
• 47:45
  night. He's like one of my favorite
• 47:49
  moments and King of the Hill where Hank and Peggy get really
• 47:54
  drunk on their wedding anniversary.
• 47:56
  And they fight and She goes into it, like they're finding out, so
• 48:03
  she's throwing stuff away. It goes, don't throw that away.
• 48:06
  You put me in here and he gets into the garbage can and then
• 48:10
  she's like not without me. And then the trash can Falls
• 48:13
  over and they wake up in the garage in the trash.
• 48:15
  Can the next morning, I think it would be hilarious if he was
• 48:19
  actually in a trash can down there right now.
• 48:21
  Like my he could be. He's cuddling up with his
• 48:24
  battle-axe. It's like a stuffed toy.
• 48:27
  I guess kind of like hugging me. Like Talia hugs her bunny.
• 48:30
  Yeah. Like when she's sleeping on the
• 48:32
  couch you just called it a toy that was a toy that this is toy
• 48:38
  thought. It was a red flag for end to
• 48:39
  refer to it as a toy. That's a weapon.
• 48:41
  Bunny is not a weapon. Bunny is a toy for Talia.
• 48:44
  High isn't weapon. Tie is a weapon but you know,
• 48:48
  I'm gonna acknowledge that as what it is.
• 48:51
  But yeah, so he wakes up. Yeah.
• 48:53
  That's that's the streaming is killing add like and very
• 48:56
  graphic ways. Yeah, I do.
• 48:59
  Understand why these to have a relationship at all.
• 49:02
  Here's the thing. Here's dreaming of killing Ed,
• 49:05
  but he had so many opportunities when Ed was smaller and weaker,
• 49:10
  like, why did he wait all of these years to kill him?
• 49:13
  I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying, I know a
• 49:16
  murderer like, you know, work smarter not harder.
• 49:20
  Do you think this guy was a murderer before?
• 49:22
  Or was I like an event that triggered him to just like,
• 49:26
  like, he's like gonna start killing people now, I mean he
• 49:30
  hunted supposedly everything. Except for man.
• 49:33
  So he ran over a man with his so yeah.
• 49:37
  I think that was some testing the waters there.
• 49:40
  He was like I want to see what manslaughter is like, maybe I'll
• 49:43
  like murder even better. That's probably what happened
• 49:45
  and he's like, all right, you know what?
• 49:47
  I'm ready to invited Junior down here now so.
• 49:50
  Okay, so Mike and Linda who at this point had not been named
• 49:55
  and it was driving me crazy, and I will judge it.
• 49:57
  Emily thought we were not going to get their names for the Rest
• 49:59
  of the movie. Because, like everybody else had
• 50:01
  been named and I couldn't get their names, and I just kept
• 50:04
  referring to them as the horny couple.
• 50:06
  I mean, that's pretty much it. Like there's even one point
• 50:09
  where they're like, okay, so the duty list tonight, me and Ed,
• 50:14
  will clean the kitchen and then tomorrow it will be Su and Ralph
• 50:19
  and so on. It's a good to whom it.
• 50:23
  There they may be hadn't even come up with names yet.
• 50:26
  Yeah point. But we do eventually learn their
• 50:28
  name Mike and Melinda. They go down to the garage and
• 50:32
  Big Ed is in the shed in the garage.
• 50:34
  I like I know it's a closet but it feels more if my shed because
• 50:37
  it's a project. I don't know.
• 50:38
  No, yes. So leg, they're giving him all
• 50:46
  kinds of ideas on how to kill them, like they're playing with
• 50:49
  all kinds of tools and weapons, and talking about things and
• 50:52
  giving them opportunities. And almost feels like farcical
• 50:57
  at one point, Mike grabs a pair of pliers and unzips Linda's
• 51:02
  jacket, which but whatever. But what pissed me off was then
• 51:07
  he was like supposedly unbuttoning her shirt with the
• 51:10
  pliers, right? And I would be so fucking
• 51:13
  pissed, I think it's hilarious. That that's what he goes
• 51:16
  through. Like this guy is so desperate to
• 51:17
  doing get some shit going right here.
• 51:19
  He's like oh he look at this pliers let's turn this into a
• 51:22
  sex toy so he's just like I'm doing her shirt like so
• 51:26
  Readiness to go out of all of The women, they're like, out of
• 51:30
  all the couplings, they're the ones that are like, yes.
• 51:33
  Let's fuck right here right now, they never do.
• 51:38
  Are you kidding me? They do a full-on Madman moment
• 51:42
  in a pool later. Fuck there.
• 51:45
  That we see, it doesn't happen my again, Linda, I like, so
• 51:51
  after dinner and I'm Pam are cleaning.
• 51:53
  Ralph ensue are in the living room and then Mike and Linda
• 51:57
  just saw, they're going to go down to the Beach and we just
• 52:02
  don't see them for a while. Because then you know, when Ed
• 52:05
  and Pam are done cleaning, they play some Monopoly with Ralph
• 52:08
  ensue. Yeah.
• 52:09
  And then they're like, we need to take a break because they're
• 52:11
  all getting angry because that's what happens with Monopoly.
• 52:14
  What are people playing Monopoly, if they don't, nobody
• 52:17
  seems ever enjoy playing that game.
• 52:21
  It's a game that isn't really good to play if you're
• 52:24
  competitive. Well, also, I think bankruptcy
• 52:28
  is a very real thing and it like it kind of kills the mood.
• 52:33
  Not sure these college kids. Nobody here knows what the fuck
• 52:36
  bankruptcy is. Um and then my note here, just
• 52:41
  as that Mike has herpes oh God. Okay so they are okay my
• 52:47
  goodness they are wandering through the beach that we get a
• 52:50
  lot of shots of them. Just kind of like running around
• 52:52
  playing on the beach. Yeah.
• 52:53
  But they make it to a pool and when they get there they noticed
• 52:58
  that the pool is all cloudy and then Mike is like, oh, it's
• 53:02
  probably from the coronation and she said oh, is it safe to swim
• 53:05
  in that? And he says, yeah, I think it
• 53:07
  keeps you from getting hurt. Peace.
• 53:09
  And then she's like, do I need to worry about that?
• 53:11
  He's like, ha ha. He doesn't answer his.
• 53:16
  She's to me. That seems kind of malicious,
• 53:23
  they have had sex before, but then I, he's like, oh, dropping
• 53:27
  this bomb money right now. And, and then I wrote after
• 53:32
  that, this pool scene needs a sing-along referencing madman.
• 53:37
  Yeah, It's all like they're doing the same like circling
• 53:41
  each other get in the water that they do in Mad me.
• 53:43
  Which if you haven't seen that, man, it's very similar to this
• 53:48
  movie in a lot of ways, but different in a lot of ways as
• 53:51
  well. But there's a scene where two
• 53:54
  can't counselors are naked in a hot tub and the guy is singing a
• 54:00
  song like not Diana, it's not diegetic but like the guy that
• 54:04
  is actually playing the character in the hot tub is
• 54:06
  actually singing the song. Yeah.
• 54:09
  It's just watch that fucking movie to that's a great movie.
• 54:12
  Yeah. So yeah they're swimming around
• 54:15
  in the pool. They're having a good time so a
• 54:17
  lot of shots of them swimming again.
• 54:19
  Patting time the other four are out on the beach and we are
• 54:25
  really beating a dead horse. At the fact that Pam is a virgin
• 54:28
  which means that Ralph is not having sex currently.
• 54:31
  Which like look no Ralph is VIP. Looks like a rough Ed Is not
• 54:38
  having sex with Pam, however, Ralph giving them a hard time.
• 54:43
  He's very invested in this which I don't understand why he gives
• 54:47
  that much of a fuck about her being a virgin at this point.
• 54:50
  Like he has a girlfriend like I'd has complained about it a
• 54:54
  lot more than he's letting on to Pam.
• 54:57
  He is not. Yes.
• 54:59
  He's like the type of guy where he's like, no, don't worry.
• 55:01
  Take your time. He goes to run me.
• 55:05
  Yeah you know it's a I guarantee you that's Probably what happens
• 55:09
  here. Yeah.
• 55:09
  Which like, okay, I'm not gonna judge Pete link.
• 55:12
  Again, we are 95% sex-positive here at.
• 55:15
  What's your least favorite scary movie?
• 55:17
  I am curious how long they've been together, what her decision
• 55:20
  is because she's not making it sound like it's a waiting till
• 55:23
  marriage thing like but she's just because she just keeps
• 55:26
  saying like we're not doing it tonight buddy.
• 55:28
  Like did they just start dating like I'm so confused if that's
• 55:32
  the case. Isn't a little bit weird that
• 55:34
  he's already been like I shot my mom you know?
• 55:38
  Like if they have just been dating that long as you don't
• 55:41
  give that detail that early on, that's whatever, this some
• 55:44
  commitment pity. Fuck is getting desperate like
• 55:49
  just like share some sense of this happened to your passes.
• 55:52
  I've got a lot of that okay my life is super fucked up.
• 55:56
  Yeah let's go with the one that's about my mom because you
• 56:00
  know she's a woman. She all right.
• 56:05
  Oh man. Okay so we could Except for and
• 56:11
  Linda gets pulled underwater. Okay?
• 56:13
  So this scene was supposed. Hey do you have something you
• 56:15
  must say about this first I'm gonna go into some detail about
• 56:19
  the scene. Okay yeah so after he pulls our
• 56:22
  underwater we see him carrying her out of the hole and dragging
• 56:25
  her up the ladder and I need to point out the fact that big Ed
• 56:29
  apparently also got naked. He's committed this murder.
• 56:33
  He hath committed to joining them but then he is like this.
• 56:38
  Is gonna get freaky one way or another.
• 56:40
  It's either gonna be a threesome or is going to be murder, maybe
• 56:43
  those somebody's getting off. He's like, I'm not, I'm not
• 56:47
  discounting any of the possibilities, you know what, if
• 56:50
  Mike and Linda had just I invited him to join in.
• 56:55
  Maybe he went to murdered anybody.
• 56:57
  I think he was hoping that they would notice.
• 56:59
  Maybe he has the same Perpetual fresh like penned up frustrated
• 57:04
  horniness. That Ed jr.
• 57:06
  Has dude. Maybe this is like a theme going
• 57:10
  on here. This probably going to be
• 57:12
  mutilator to is Junior, being the Killer and jr.
• 57:16
  Finally, learns how to masturbate?
• 57:18
  Yeah, sure. Okay.
• 57:21
  Anyways, so the way that this He was originally supposed to go,
• 57:27
  Linda was supposed to be, okay, so it's going to be in the pool
• 57:30
  still and window was going to be like speared through the chest
• 57:37
  underwater. The spear was going to come up
• 57:40
  here sir all the way through and then it was going to grab her
• 57:43
  and pour down underwater but they tried Like repeatedly to
• 57:50
  get the shot to work and then they realize like this isn't
• 57:53
  happening. It was already getting sewn up
• 57:56
  which you can tell. If you've why pack if you're
• 57:57
  watching this movie you can see the sun is kind of rising here
• 58:00
  at this point. So they, they're like, fuck it.
• 58:04
  We're just going to like do something different.
• 58:06
  They wink that and I all right. He's just going to give the
• 58:08
  water. He's going to pull our
• 58:08
  underwater. Both of them, kind of ridiculous
• 58:11
  if you ask me because it's quiet in there.
• 58:15
  And I think you'd be able to notice if somebody else hopped
• 58:18
  in the pool, Because pools are allowed and they're like they're
• 58:22
  playing a game of like hide and seek like Marco Polo type thing
• 58:26
  where they're like going underwater and popping back up
• 58:29
  trying to find each other. Well that also makes it seem
• 58:32
  like reasonable then because you just hear splashing around when
• 58:35
  you're doing Marco Polo. I guess is probably when he
• 58:38
  entered but still like I don't know.
• 58:41
  I feel like you can differentiate between one person
• 58:44
  splashing into people. But, yeah, so, anyways, it's
• 58:49
  what happens. So she's dead.
• 58:52
  She, he carries her out of the pool, and he also steals all of
• 58:56
  the quotes there, too. And then he leaves a sexy Trail
• 59:02
  for Mike to follow like he leaves the trail of clothes.
• 59:05
  I might close it all the way back to the condo and heels.
• 59:08
  Like this is super fucking hot. I'm going to see you naked and
• 59:12
  I'm like my you literally just had like pelvic burning sex in
• 59:20
  the pool. You know there's they had sex,
• 59:22
  there is no way her vagina is not massively irritated if they
• 59:26
  had pool sex with that much chlorine in the There, there's
• 59:28
  no way that she's like, not burning from chlorine, and or
• 59:33
  herpes, you know what I mean? It's probably natural because
• 59:37
  he's like, yeah, this is like, this is just how your, your
• 59:40
  private parts feel like it's normal.
• 59:44
  It's supposed to hurt when you pee.
• 59:46
  Yeah. Like have all that weird shit.
• 59:50
  So anyways, he notices that there's a brother on the ground
• 59:53
  whenever he makes it back to the garage at the condo and then he
• 59:56
  notices a pair of panties. And I hate that fucking rude.
• 1:00:01
  Okay. Underwear until he notices a
• 1:00:03
  pair of underwear on the knob and he opens up the door and
• 1:00:07
  then suddenly big at is there I think it's the motor.
• 1:00:13
  I've my note is Mike gets motorboated nice because I think
• 1:00:18
  they pointed out before they were like exploring down there.
• 1:00:21
  Like I think this is the one that he killed the guy with.
• 1:00:23
  I wrote pressure washer question mark and I think that's because
• 1:00:27
  our neighbor It was pressure washing this porch, the other
• 1:00:30
  day and it also makes me think of the fact that like as much as
• 1:00:33
  I want or pressure washer because I feel like I would love
• 1:00:36
  it. I also Have that weird like
• 1:00:42
  intrusive thought of like, stick your hand in the Stream and the
• 1:00:47
  type of person that shouldn't be allowed to have a pressure
• 1:00:49
  washer noted. If we ever get one, I won't be
• 1:00:53
  doing all the pressure washing. It was kind of like when we go
• 1:00:55
  hiking and Red River Gorge and I'm like, oh that looks like a
• 1:00:58
  balance beam and you all are always like no, don't go walk on
• 1:01:01
  that. You will literally fall a
• 1:01:03
  hundred feet to your death. We shouldn't be having the tell
• 1:01:06
  you these things but we do forbidden, balance beam.
• 1:01:09
  Mmmmm forbidden water stream, you know, but I will say this is
• 1:01:15
  probably our best like our first like really gory kill.
• 1:01:18
  I mean, the mom could was kind of gory but yeah, first one
• 1:01:22
  quick. Yeah, it was, but it lingers on
• 1:01:24
  the shot of his cut like a special effects.
• 1:01:27
  Get their moment to shine, right?
• 1:01:28
  Yeah. Like we see layers of skin and
• 1:01:31
  muscle peeled back. It's pretty gnarly.
• 1:01:33
  Yeah. And this is why I know that this
• 1:01:34
  is the unrated car right here because like it lingers on that
• 1:01:38
  shot of him being Ripped open. So the quartet is still on the
• 1:01:42
  beach and a patrol officer stops them kind of suspicious that
• 1:01:47
  they're, they're probably also thinks they're drunk in public.
• 1:01:50
  They are and they're like, yeah, no.
• 1:01:53
  We're at my father's condo and Pam's like, yeah.
• 1:01:56
  By the way, we think it was broken into and they all look at
• 1:01:59
  her like she's a fucking narc. Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  Me, establish, before that, they were going to call in the
• 1:02:03
  morning. If big ad, he's going to cause
• 1:02:06
  his dad and be like, all right, do you have the battle ax?
• 1:02:09
  That if you do that's fine. If not, we're going to call the
• 1:02:12
  quick, here's the thing, part of the reason he said that is
• 1:02:14
  because on the island there on, there are no cops, they're all
• 1:02:18
  Mainland. There's also no phone in the
• 1:02:20
  condo. So he's like, yeah, we will find
• 1:02:23
  a phone tomorrow, I will call my dad and then we can call the
• 1:02:25
  cops right? Okay.
• 1:02:27
  So I can see Pam's reasoning that like, oh, here's a cop
• 1:02:31
  right here. I'm just going to tell them
• 1:02:33
  also, Mike and Linda have been gone for hours now.
• 1:02:36
  I see where she's coming from but they are the horny.
• 1:02:39
  People. And I feel like this is average
• 1:02:41
  Behavior. Okay, but we have watched enough
• 1:02:43
  horror movies to know that when the horny couple goes off alone,
• 1:02:46
  they are first to die. We have have they I mean, that's
• 1:02:50
  why I don't think since Ed life up until this point has been a
• 1:02:54
  horror movie, that's true. So that's true.
• 1:02:58
  I don't know how much of a horny horror movie.
• 1:03:01
  It is, I mean he's horny but like him.
• 1:03:03
  It's not a whore is so horny. Did you just say, Horner.
• 1:03:08
  It's like horny Horner. Yeah.
• 1:03:11
  Okay, so yeah, he they're like, yeah, we're just, we'll call it
• 1:03:16
  will call me go report tomorrow if I can't get ahold of my dad.
• 1:03:20
  And obviously like yeah that's good.
• 1:03:21
  And then he like calls and he's like I'm an investigative
• 1:03:23
  possible 10:38. Yeah he goes and does it
• 1:03:25
  anyways. Yeah which I mean yeah he's
• 1:03:27
  doing his fucking job. You have a good for him and also
• 1:03:30
  like if he doesn't know if he hadn't called it in then Pam and
• 1:03:34
  Edward died. At the end, the cops won't do
• 1:03:36
  anything. At the end of this movie.
• 1:03:38
  They get fucked up. Even more.
• 1:03:41
  Yeah. But like Pam wouldn't have been
• 1:03:43
  able to call an ambulance. You know what I mean?
• 1:03:45
  Okay, okay, well we'll get to that because that's an
• 1:03:51
  interesting ending to the movie. But yeah, but he's looking
• 1:03:53
  around and he ends up getting stabbed in the head and then his
• 1:03:56
  cabin gets to Tainted. Yeah, gets stabbed in the head.
• 1:04:02
  I was like, I can't fully make it out but I think it's like a
• 1:04:06
  piece of wood like a two-by-four.
• 1:04:07
  Yeah. Which stop some pretty intense.
• 1:04:09
  Yeah, I do. Know how you stab somebody
• 1:04:11
  through the face with that. But it happened again.
• 1:04:14
  Has been working out and also drinking a lot, so he's got very
• 1:04:16
  little inhibition. I feel like you have to have
• 1:04:19
  some decent strength to be able to carry around a battle, axis
• 1:04:22
  like comfortably as he does because those things can be
• 1:04:25
  white, but anyways. Okay, so they all make it back
• 1:04:29
  to the house or the condo and they decided that they want to
• 1:04:32
  play something else other than Monopoly because they want to
• 1:04:35
  actually have fun with the game on this is after Pam.
• 1:04:37
  Also beats up Ralph Oh, yes, because Ralph is again, being
• 1:04:43
  kind of an asshole about her being a virgin.
• 1:04:45
  Yeah, she like fucking throws him to the ground and she's
• 1:04:48
  ready to beat him up. And then they're like, let's
• 1:04:50
  play Blind Man's Bluff, which is basically adult hide-and-go-seek
• 1:04:54
  with alcohol. Yeah, the rules are so one
• 1:04:57
  person is and they stay in the house.
• 1:05:00
  Turn out all the Y's everybody, grabs a beer, they go outside,
• 1:05:04
  drink a whole beer, and then they come inside.
• 1:05:07
  And then they have to find the person every person that Finds
• 1:05:10
  the person that's hiding, can't say anything or announced that
• 1:05:13
  they just kind of, like, Crouch down and hide with them, until
• 1:05:16
  there's one person left. Yeah, so, sue is a terrible
• 1:05:20
  Hyder. She literally sits on the table
• 1:05:22
  in the kitchen and put the cooler in front of her Pam finds
• 1:05:25
  her first hides underneath. The table Ralph comes in finds
• 1:05:28
  her groups or hi Zanna table, tries to grope pan, but she beat
• 1:05:34
  him up again. Big Ed is in the house at this
• 1:05:37
  point to. He's also lurking around again.
• 1:05:40
  It's like with the Marco Polo where you hear people creeping
• 1:05:43
  around silently and you assume that it's the person playing the
• 1:05:46
  game with you. This one, this scene right here,
• 1:05:48
  I think is an actual like, this is like a school moment, but I
• 1:05:52
  think that, this is one actually uses tension really well,
• 1:05:54
  because I like, it's a good setup for seem like this.
• 1:05:58
  They are in the dark, they don't know who's there.
• 1:06:00
  They assume that that said, Junior.
• 1:06:02
  But then they like see like this guy walking from under the table
• 1:06:06
  and like, it's them like, I mean, it seemed like, actually
• 1:06:09
  looking for them. Yeah, and then he hears at
• 1:06:12
  Junior, come downstairs. A starts to follow him, and he's
• 1:06:15
  going to kill him, but then he goes over to the fridge and
• 1:06:19
  announces like, okay? And you guys want to be here
• 1:06:21
  because he has figured out that they're all there in the corner.
• 1:06:23
  Yeah, they get ready to go to bed and I made the note that Pam
• 1:06:27
  keeps wasting beer and she's pissing me off.
• 1:06:28
  She does do she just course it out like outside?
• 1:06:32
  Yeah, when there are waiting to play and they're supposed to be
• 1:06:34
  drinking their beer, she just pours out the side and then when
• 1:06:37
  they go upstairs, like egg comes in He's like, who wants a beer?
• 1:06:41
  They all take a beer and they're like, let's go to bed and she
• 1:06:43
  just says her full fucking bigger on the counter wasteful.
• 1:06:47
  Well, that's how I know she's not a broke college student.
• 1:06:50
  She doesn't appreciate the fact that she got this alcohol.
• 1:06:53
  Oh yeah, she's definitely giving off like a rich girl yassir but
• 1:06:56
  at least Ralph finishes it off here in a little bit.
• 1:06:59
  Yeah. But they all go upstairs and is
• 1:07:03
  Ralph and Sue's night to walk up for the night and before they
• 1:07:09
  have any Any business to insist that he go out and at least look
• 1:07:14
  for Mike and Linda one last time before they walk up the whole
• 1:07:17
  place and walk them out overnight, which is fair.
• 1:07:19
  But then, again, I also think it's fair to assume they've
• 1:07:22
  already kind of given up that by being gone for hours if they
• 1:07:27
  honestly are like, not dead. I mean, like at that point
• 1:07:30
  though, you just kind of accept that they're out wherever and
• 1:07:34
  you'll just get woken up when they beat on exactly.
• 1:07:36
  Yeah. So anyways, he was out there.
• 1:07:39
  Yeah, we have In the end, you know everybody makes it back
• 1:07:42
  fine. Yeah.
• 1:07:43
  But they Ralph Ralph is encouraged to do so because she
• 1:07:50
  hints that they will have sex Ralph speeds up a comedic
• 1:07:55
  amount. He get they speed up the display
• 1:07:58
  Yakety. Sax they do ya like the footage
• 1:08:01
  speeds up just a tad. And yeah, he like even shuts the
• 1:08:04
  door, opens the door. Just like the little like tip
• 1:08:07
  your cap type thing and he liked courses the door back.
• 1:08:09
  Its It's kind of weird. Fucking see and like, it's kind
• 1:08:12
  of jarring almost. So when he's out there, he's
• 1:08:16
  looking around, he finds the underwear in the shed, like he's
• 1:08:20
  about to, like nail them into the closet, for their safety,
• 1:08:25
  the safety. And then he's like, even I'm not
• 1:08:27
  the center of an asshole, son, he goes to open the door to get
• 1:08:30
  them out and when he doesn't get picked for to the throat, does
• 1:08:34
  any gets like pinned up against the door to?
• 1:08:36
  It's pretty gnarly this. Oh and by the way at All of the
• 1:08:42
  bodies in this. Yeah, he's got the hooks in
• 1:08:44
  there. He's just kind of like hanging
• 1:08:45
  everybody up one by one, my note for that was big and has a
• 1:08:48
  trophy shed, those kind of his trophy shed.
• 1:08:51
  Right there actually is senior green.
• 1:08:53
  Now that it's a shed and on closet, it's yeah, you got me
• 1:08:56
  the rider rides, right here. It does.
• 1:08:58
  So he falls apart without that. So much of the world can be
• 1:09:01
  saved with Rhymes. That's why poetry has been a
• 1:09:04
  thing for centuries. Yes.
• 1:09:08
  So Sue gets worried and starts to try and look for him.
• 1:09:15
  Pam is feel like she's got a spice and something's wrong.
• 1:09:18
  So she's kind of like peeking around Pam goes to get Ed and
• 1:09:23
  like she said, he tried so many times where you come up.
• 1:09:25
  She finally wakes him up and he's like, you go look for you
• 1:09:28
  deal with it. She goes, no.
• 1:09:29
  And she like, basically, like snacks and just like, get up.
• 1:09:32
  Yeah, he's like not sleeping with me is one thing but not
• 1:09:35
  sleeping at all, is a whole other thing.
• 1:09:37
  He was definitely trying to sleep about his pants on, he
• 1:09:40
  will, is he He's trying to get like like, did he bring pajamas?
• 1:09:46
  This is got like, no, because the Simpsons jeans after that
• 1:09:49
  like didn't bring any clothes. Yeah, like the ones for this
• 1:09:54
  allows a fall break. If they're all just gonna like
• 1:09:56
  be wearing the same shit the entire week in there going.
• 1:09:59
  Yeah. No bad smell.
• 1:10:00
  Like ocean water and sand and be, oh yeah, they're a small.
• 1:10:06
  Like that special kind of sweat that you get when you drink a
• 1:10:08
  little bit more than you should and you're like sweat.
• 1:10:11
  It out the next day. Yeah.
• 1:10:13
  External fall breaks obviously that's them out.
• 1:10:15
  They're going to be drinking. So while they're looking they
• 1:10:19
  run into Sue. They're getting very, very weird
• 1:10:23
  Vibes and they're like okay we need to just leave and she's
• 1:10:27
  like I'm not leaving without Ralph so they split up.
• 1:10:31
  Which is Scooby-Doo has taught us.
• 1:10:34
  Anything never split up. Yeah.
• 1:10:38
  You don't split up unless you're prepared for somebody at a time.
• 1:10:42
  And what happens is that sued, ex she gets grabbed and she is
• 1:10:46
  very noisily put on the workbench in the garage.
• 1:10:51
  This is the one that got me out of all of the things that make
• 1:10:54
  noise that people should have registered.
• 1:10:56
  The one house on the street that has people in it, is this house.
• 1:11:01
  The three kids are looking specifically for their friend
• 1:11:05
  and then this Ruckus of cans and tools and equipment get none.
• 1:11:11
  Knocked off the workbench onto the concrete.
• 1:11:14
  Garage floor is going to be loud as fuck.
• 1:11:19
  That's a mentioned screams and screams and then this is the,
• 1:11:25
  the vag Gaff moment. Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  So apparently a large fishing hook is called a gas.
• 1:11:31
  We have never guessed that by and large.
• 1:11:33
  We mean like the size of a person.
• 1:11:35
  Yeah, I guess gigantic and he literally like skewers her like
• 1:11:40
  Okay. So We were waiting in line after
• 1:11:44
  a show on Friday and like, we should I say, you know, how this
• 1:11:48
  is relevant to this and we're making random conversation with
• 1:11:51
  the people behind us. Like they said something about
• 1:11:54
  something, I forget what it was. So we just ended up like talking
• 1:11:56
  to them because we're the line was long.
• 1:11:57
  A shit anyway, to get some merch table and meet the band and
• 1:12:00
  stuff and somehow, because it was like a group of a few women,
• 1:12:05
  and a couple of dudes, like, we're all chit-chatting.
• 1:12:07
  And the topic of Gynecology visits naturally naturally as
• 1:12:13
  all brief conversations with strangers to.
• 1:12:16
  But I was talking about my gynecologist, feeling my
• 1:12:20
  ovaries. And my last visit and it is very
• 1:12:23
  much like this kind of like up through there, and then you
• 1:12:26
  touch it the top. And that's kind of what this
• 1:12:28
  makes me think of is like, big head goes through there and then
• 1:12:32
  he comes right out through her uterus.
• 1:12:34
  Yeah, it's weird. Like the size of the hook.
• 1:12:37
  I thought he would have gone up to her.
• 1:12:39
  Or so. But no.
• 1:12:40
  You like very specifically aims for that whole area.
• 1:12:43
  Yeah, yeah, and it's very gruesome.
• 1:12:45
  This is the most notorious killer Republican because he
• 1:12:49
  doesn't give a shit about this woman's uterus.
• 1:12:51
  You know, you nailed it. Right.
• 1:12:56
  Exactly. So anyways, she's dead and Pam
• 1:13:05
  and Ed jr. Finally, make their way to the
• 1:13:07
  garage as everybody in this movie has, which is Is where all
• 1:13:10
  of the killing is happening. Pretty much just in the garage,
• 1:13:13
  it makes, it's the easiest cleanup, but he doesn't even try
• 1:13:16
  and clean her up, so they see her body on the table there.
• 1:13:20
  And then Ed Junior, takes it upon himself to walk Pam in the
• 1:13:24
  shed, which is a strange decision.
• 1:13:27
  Like, why are you considering the fact that once he starts
• 1:13:29
  fighting Big Ed, he gets knocked the fuck out.
• 1:13:32
  So she a Sitting Duck but she manages to break out with Pam is
• 1:13:37
  getting shit done in this movie. And is the actual hero of this
• 1:13:41
  movie. Yeah.
• 1:13:42
  She's even when they actually gets results in this and she's
• 1:13:45
  yeah, she are in this because she was actually skeptical of
• 1:13:48
  the entire thing to begin with. But anyways, she knocks him
• 1:13:53
  down. She takes like the little, in
• 1:13:57
  the first scene whenever they first arrived there and edging.
• 1:14:00
  He was like, showing himself. He had like a thing, like a
• 1:14:03
  framed achievement that big-ass head where he like through this
• 1:14:08
  kind of like, Pointed object, I'm not entirely sure what it
• 1:14:11
  is. They don't even think it kind of
• 1:14:13
  gloss over what it makes me, think of.
• 1:14:15
  So, if you've ever seen can pout enter the fist.
• 1:14:18
  Yeah, it's yeah. It's like the nipple thing.
• 1:14:22
  The nipple things that he liked, he can't get because, yeah, it's
• 1:14:25
  a metal pyramid. Yeah, that's what it is
• 1:14:27
  basically. But like he apparently, like,
• 1:14:30
  through it in a wall and framed the thing in the wall.
• 1:14:34
  Anyway, she found one of those and throws it in his head, which
• 1:14:37
  I have to think is like a huge blow to his Office seem because
• 1:14:40
  she did it first try to his head.
• 1:14:43
  Looking good for her. Yeah, I love that.
• 1:14:46
  Pam is not here for anybody's bullshit.
• 1:14:49
  Yeah, she fucking takes care of business here but she only tcb's
• 1:14:53
  to soubise that's how you do it right there.
• 1:14:56
  She grabbed said, Junior, they get into the car.
• 1:14:58
  The car is just as we had seen before is bad at starting.
• 1:15:02
  So my car battery died. It's been a whole Adventure this
• 1:15:06
  weekend. Apparently my battery is also
• 1:15:08
  backwards so we Almost completely shorted, the fucking
• 1:15:11
  thing. It's been nothing but listening
• 1:15:13
  to the car sputters. I was like, oh yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Same fill it and get it. Yeah, I really love this moment
• 1:15:20
  to because Ed is getting frustrated because he's like now
• 1:15:24
  you flooded the engine and she was like, and he was like,
• 1:15:28
  sorry, very stressed. Right now, like I get both of
• 1:15:31
  their emotions in this moment. Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Yeah. I love it.
• 1:15:34
  Yeah. I understand to like, I mean,
• 1:15:36
  no, they have to sit there that kind of like sitting ducks.
• 1:15:38
  He can't move because He's injured.
• 1:15:41
  Yeah, like, his femoral artery is cut, it looks like.
• 1:15:45
  Yeah, he got cut in the leg pretty bad, but the battle at
• 1:15:47
  this point. She's like, all right, well, we
• 1:15:49
  have to wait a minute to try and start the car again.
• 1:15:52
  So I'm going to like, give you a tourniquet.
• 1:15:54
  Well, yeah, so they do that. And then he's like, all right,
• 1:15:56
  turn on the headlights. So they turn on the headlights,
• 1:16:00
  big ads gone. And then we see, we cut to the
• 1:16:03
  front of the car, like our Viewpoint.
• 1:16:06
  And we see big Ed climbing up from behind.
• 1:16:09
  Now this Is a convertible and they put the top up but it's not
• 1:16:12
  a hard top convertible saw. So he thank you, Travis.
• 1:16:16
  Yes. That is that.
• 1:16:17
  It's just so everybody knows. But yeah.
• 1:16:22
  So he like, cuts through the roof and he like grabs ad, and
• 1:16:27
  they do this whole clumsy thing where they're trying to get the
• 1:16:30
  lighter out of the car, which were movies.
• 1:16:33
  Have convinced me that we need to have the built-in Liars.
• 1:16:35
  Still very useful. Nothing else other than
• 1:16:38
  self-defense. Yeah.
• 1:16:41
  So it's enough to like distract him at this moment, the cops
• 1:16:44
  pull up. And they're like, oh wait,
• 1:16:46
  what's happening? And then the car finally starts
• 1:16:50
  and Pam tcb's yet again and like we're versus at top speed into a
• 1:16:56
  retaining wall. In it chops.
• 1:17:00
  Big Ed in fucking half but not before again, like pieces.
• 1:17:06
  So the cop comes over seas. Big Ed's dead.
• 1:17:09
  Body. And he's like yep he's dead
• 1:17:12
  except big add hops up for one more second and cuts.
• 1:17:15
  The cops legs. Yeah.
• 1:17:16
  He like the cops don't do anything.
• 1:17:18
  They show up. And even when he's like in half,
• 1:17:21
  he grabs, his battle-axe and chops off, this guy's leg.
• 1:17:24
  Like it's so crazy. Like I like the ending their
• 1:17:28
  good because like, you don't expect that.
• 1:17:30
  I had forgotten all about that. Honestly, I was like, okay no,
• 1:17:33
  he's dead. Yep.
• 1:17:35
  And then we see Ed and Pam and the hospital.
• 1:17:39
  And then we get closing credits with fabric, all right, and I
• 1:17:45
  want one final detail. This movie was originally
• 1:17:48
  supposed to end differently. Okay, how was it supposed to
• 1:17:50
  end? It was going in with him being
• 1:17:53
  cut in half by a drawbridge. That's terrifying.
• 1:17:58
  It is and they the only reason they didn't shoot it is because
• 1:18:02
  they reached out to like the town.
• 1:18:06
  Like, all right. Do you guys have a good
• 1:18:07
  drawbridge that we can use for the scene and then people like
• 1:18:11
  whenever they heard their intentions for that guy?
• 1:18:13
  Yeah, I don't know for a comfortable with doing that
• 1:18:17
  endorsement the city needs right now.
• 1:18:18
  Yeah, I mean, especially for a guy that has never made a movie
• 1:18:21
  before. He said, yeah, making him a very
• 1:18:22
  first movie. I want to cut a guy in half with
• 1:18:24
  her your drawbridge No, I don't know if I would be bored.
• 1:18:29
  Yeah I mean I like the idea but I think that they do good with
• 1:18:33
  the ending that they have here to works just as well.
• 1:18:35
  He gets cut in half still. Yeah.
• 1:18:37
  So yeah. But yeah, that's the end of the
• 1:18:39
  movie. Okay.
• 1:18:41
  Have I done anything to persuade you into bumping?
• 1:18:44
  This up any I think I will bump it up to 5.5.
• 1:18:47
  I did have fun talking about this.
• 1:18:50
  I will give it slightly above average scores I still think You
• 1:18:57
  know, like like a McDonald's hamburger like there's not a lot
• 1:19:02
  to it, but it's classic simple. It hits.
• 1:19:04
  When you need it to there's a Nostalgia factor to it, you
• 1:19:10
  know, I like I'm not going to call it a complete, nothing
• 1:19:13
  Burger. There is more to it than I
• 1:19:14
  thought. There would be when we talk
• 1:19:16
  about it. I did not expect this episode to
• 1:19:18
  be an hour and a half and it is. Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  So I like and I have fun talking about it.
• 1:19:24
  We're good time. And honestly that is That will
• 1:19:28
  sway me a lot of the times if we can enjoy talking about.
• 1:19:31
  Yeah I mean that's how I feel too this movie.
• 1:19:34
  I think I'm going to put mine up a little bit to think I'm going
• 1:19:36
  to give it a six and a half not by much but you know like that's
• 1:19:43
  getting pretty good. I think that I mean kind of like
• 1:19:46
  what I said before like the highlights are very fun movies,
• 1:19:50
  very slow in some parts. Not know what happens but it's
• 1:19:54
  fun man. Whenever you see those skills,
• 1:19:57
  some of these characters are like super over the top and
• 1:19:59
  ridiculous. But in a fun way kind of?
• 1:20:02
  Yeah, I mean it's a type of movie that I think like you can
• 1:20:07
  watch repeatedly and like have like, I think this is one that
• 1:20:10
  grows on you. The more you wash it, I would
• 1:20:12
  definitely agree with that. Like there's a thing.
• 1:20:15
  Well bunch of charm is a thing, I think more.
• 1:20:17
  So with these older movies because even the low-budget ones
• 1:20:21
  Roi way better than today, will budget, because anybody can make
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  a movie now About like the barrier for entry for this stuff
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  before was like, you had to have like a couple thousand dollars
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  at least to get equipment to do it.
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  Yeah, pretty digital film. Looks nice.
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  No matter what. So you have to try really hard
• 1:20:44
  to make it look like shit, but yeah, have fun.
• 1:20:48
  Having a fun with this movie but there's a lot that could do
• 1:20:52
  better. Okay, Talia got really mad at
• 1:20:56
  the song of them. Beginning when she barked, she
• 1:20:58
  was not a fan of the song and then she had to go out at 19
• 1:21:02
  minutes and 29 seconds, but she watched the rest of this movie.
• 1:21:05
  So I feel like she's sold Lea five.
• 1:21:07
  Like it's very middle of the road for her.
• 1:21:09
  Yeah, I think she feels. I mean, she likes the title.
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  Mutilator The yes, yeah, Zoe did.
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  Watch it with us. She was on the couch the whole
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  time. So he was there.
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  Do you want to know my changes? Yeah, go ahead.
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  So I think the biggest thing that I would change is just
• 1:21:27
  Like, have a little bit more. Something to their time there,
• 1:21:33
  it's almost there but it definitely has that sense of
• 1:21:36
  like or filling time. There's a couple really good
• 1:21:40
  tense moments like with the Blind Man's buff.
• 1:21:43
  I want to see more of that. Yeah I agree with that.
• 1:21:45
  Like there's a lot of potential for tense moments and they only
• 1:21:52
  have one really good 10 seen, everything else.
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  Kind of Falls flat. Yeah, probably could have made.
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  The policy more sense? If you know if we'd known he was
• 1:21:59
  there the whole time. Yeah, like I mean you see his
• 1:22:01
  silhouette outside but you never like he's suddenly in the pool
• 1:22:05
  underwater. Like, okay cool.
• 1:22:07
  Yeah. Just you know, be a little bit
• 1:22:10
  better about it. Oh, Captain Sherman, use it.
• 1:22:13
  All right, so we did the call for views pretty early on this.
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  So I don't have any listener use, but not really, but we do
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  the kind of weight. Like, it's not even been a full
• 1:22:24
  day's. Well, yeah, because again, we
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  were dealing with Dead car battery yesterday when we
• 1:22:29
  normally would have put out the call for these.
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  So yeah. But okay.
• 1:22:33
  I think I got a pretty fun little user review on IMDb.
• 1:22:37
  Okay? So this is by somebody that
• 1:22:39
  review this back in 2005, okay? Before it had a DVD releases,
• 1:22:44
  it's like somebody. I was still watching shit on
• 1:22:46
  VHS. Give her them.
• 1:22:47
  All right Ritz it are you going to read that whole thing?
• 1:22:51
  Well we have it's not that big we all have with Surya.
• 1:22:54
  So whatever went along, reviews Fun.
• 1:22:57
  Okay plus I love with this Stars.
• 1:23:01
  Okay so it's titled one of the best slashers period here yet.
• 1:23:07
  It begins. Okay, picky pants.
• 1:23:10
  Which slasher flick has a good play acting script?
• 1:23:13
  Well I'm waiting. Yeah that's what I thought.
• 1:23:17
  This is a straight-up old-school stock and / entry with imagined
• 1:23:23
  child-killing under repentant nastiness bad.
• 1:23:27
  And all of those things that made 80 / Fest so bad, they were
• 1:23:31
  good. This didn't have the budget of
• 1:23:34
  the burning or the per hour, but it is an impressive effort.
• 1:23:37
  Nonetheless, also didn't have Tom motherfuckin savini, which
• 1:23:41
  both those movies did somebody mention.
• 1:23:43
  I compared it to savini effects in.
• 1:23:45
  Like, another thing that I was reading to, which, I agree, it's
• 1:23:48
  very similar. All right, quintessentially
• 1:23:51
  American by the number slasher that delivers the gore Goods.
• 1:23:55
  All Let's get that right there because he's just asking for
• 1:24:00
  people to release it on DVD which not relevant anymore.
• 1:24:04
  We're going on a fall break. Parentheses fall break.
• 1:24:08
  Thank you. Psy.
• 1:24:09
  Do they go swimming in a pool in the ocean is right there.
• 1:24:12
  Who cares? The mutilator roles?
• 1:24:15
  You know what? I like this guy's energy about
• 1:24:17
  it. I like how passionate he is.
• 1:24:19
  So of the I like that. He understands how absurd it is
• 1:24:24
  and he just has fun with it. Anyway.
• 1:24:26
  And this is the I for shit, like we say that, we like to talk
• 1:24:29
  about the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Absurd, and all of
• 1:24:31
  our favorite horror movies. And this guy gets it.
• 1:24:33
  Yeah, that means he's straight up early.
• 1:24:35
  All right. It's not great.
• 1:24:36
  But like okay, mr. Picky pan.
• 1:24:38
  And maybe we're not at the same level as him with it, but I
• 1:24:41
  appreciate his enthusiasm for it.
• 1:24:42
  He gets it like he gets it. Yeah.
• 1:24:45
  I mean in that he even explains like which car is the correct
• 1:24:48
  kind. Yeah.
• 1:24:49
  If you know you're watching the unrated which according to him
• 1:24:52
  is if it's the scene with The Gap, if it's more than like two
• 1:24:56
  seconds. You're watching the unrated
• 1:24:58
  version. Okay which we did.
• 1:24:59
  That was a very extended shy of that that we saw.
• 1:25:03
  Yeah I like his energy to like I you know I agree not all movies
• 1:25:08
  in to be these perfect. Perfect pop rivet characters.
• 1:25:11
  As long as it's fun and enjoyable, that's all that
• 1:25:13
  matters. Like I said I had more fun with
• 1:25:15
  it this time than I did the first time.
• 1:25:17
  And after talking about it I do think it's just the movie itself
• 1:25:21
  that I had more fun with. I know at the beginning I
• 1:25:24
  couldn't tell if it was just because it came right after the
• 1:25:27
  It hot and nonsense. That was six plots.
• 1:25:31
  But yeah. So so you it's enjoyable.
• 1:25:35
  I'm coming around on it. You can you can do a re-watch of
• 1:25:38
  it. I could do it every watch on it.
• 1:25:39
  All right. Cool.
• 1:25:40
  Well, I might buy this movie is some point because, yeah, I know
• 1:25:43
  II as soon as you talk about all the special effects Arrow had, I
• 1:25:46
  knew that it was going to be like arriving at her house at
• 1:25:48
  some point. Maybe so undecided, but me the
• 1:25:52
  leader to will be out very soon. What is your what is your hope
• 1:25:56
  for that? We're talking about illiteracy
• 1:25:58
  equal. Okay yeah let's anticipate what
• 1:26:01
  the sequel from you. L too will be Ed.
• 1:26:03
  Finally has sex him and Pam have been married and she's not just
• 1:26:10
  like after marriage. She's like after like 15 years
• 1:26:13
  of marriage, like I really want to be sure before I do this, and
• 1:26:17
  he has this pent-up horniest, the entire time.
• 1:26:22
  And then his kid kills her. No.
• 1:26:25
  They finally have sex. Yeah, and he comes so hard.
• 1:26:30
  It bursts her chest. Oh yes.
• 1:26:32
  Like his mom. Yeah.
• 1:26:35
  Oh my God. Yes.
• 1:26:37
  And it sounds like it triggered something.
• 1:26:39
  Yeah, like he's history. Yeah, it's like, oh wow.
• 1:26:42
  Yeah, that's perfect man. Buddy, Cooper.
• 1:26:45
  I know you've already finished filming, but go do some rewrites
• 1:26:47
  because I guarantee you didn't cannot come up with shit as
• 1:26:50
  beautiful as that as long as the tone is, right.
• 1:26:52
  You're not taking this shit? Seriously, I think that that
• 1:26:54
  would be like It'd be an amazing way to set the tone for the
• 1:26:58
  movie. Like fuck, yes.
• 1:26:59
  Is going to be stupid shit. He hasn't got to eat this up.
• 1:27:02
  It's going to be amazing. The waiter to.
• 1:27:06
  What's the subtitle like is it fall break, or is it spring
• 1:27:10
  break? Do do spring break?
• 1:27:15
  Summer break. I don't have a good one for you.
• 1:27:17
  It's got to be a season. It's got to be brakes on some
• 1:27:20
  season. Break me off a piece of that
• 1:27:23
  Kit, Kat bar. That's the one.
• 1:27:24
  There we go. We got it right there.
• 1:27:26
  All right, buddy. Cooper, you write this shit
• 1:27:29
  down. Call us have your people call RV
• 1:27:31
  every right, that shit. Where were you needing this
• 1:27:33
  thing? Like we renamed fall break?
• 1:27:38
  All right, that's it. No.
• 1:27:40
  Who did you relate to? I related to It's kind of weird,
• 1:27:50
  man. I know these people are
• 1:27:53
  incredibly relatable. I related to the cop who just
• 1:27:57
  does his fucking job. I'll tell him the teenagers.
• 1:28:00
  He's going to do what they ask is like.
• 1:28:01
  Yeah sure know whatever. And then he just goes and does
• 1:28:03
  this fucking job because that's his job.
• 1:28:05
  I really did that guy. Okay.
• 1:28:09
  Responsible older gentleman. You are.
• 1:28:15
  I think I'm going to relate to, I don't know, man.
• 1:28:23
  This is a tough one. I'm going to relate to the cop
• 1:28:26
  that gets us collect chopped off fucking man.
• 1:28:29
  Just if I can't lead anybody, I'm gonna like, what something?
• 1:28:33
  I'm going to relate to somebody that didn't deserve any shit to
• 1:28:35
  happen to them. All right?
• 1:28:36
  Now, that's it for this week, okay?
• 1:28:39
  So, We have our schedule out by. Now, is very early June.
• 1:28:45
  If you guys aren't following us on social media, do it, we can
• 1:28:48
  Facebook page and so G. Least favorite scary movie
• 1:28:51
  podcast. Twitter is a space pod.
• 1:28:53
  That's where you can see our schedule.
• 1:28:56
  See where to watch. You can participate in polls.
• 1:29:00
  Give us reviews of movies. Just generally engage in
• 1:29:04
  conversation with us. I'm saying all of this with the
• 1:29:07
  knowledge and my heart that is currently May 29th.
• 1:29:11
  The places. I am telling you that we can
• 1:29:13
  watch next week's movie. Mara may not be accurate by the
• 1:29:16
  time I put out the list on Saturday.
• 1:29:19
  So keep that in mind because you know, things change on a monthly
• 1:29:22
  basis. But right now, what I'm here to
• 1:29:25
  tell you that, I'm very excited about next week's episode.
• 1:29:30
  Some video I wanted to cover for a while and it was kind of one
• 1:29:33
  of those like okay. Well I would love to have these
• 1:29:37
  fine folks on as a guess at some point.
• 1:29:40
  But I don't know if they'll go for it and I sent them an email
• 1:29:44
  and I fucking wet for. It was.
• 1:29:45
  So think I'm so fucking excited, Franny and Sophie from girls
• 1:29:51
  like us, agreed to cover, unfriended with us.
• 1:29:56
  I'm really excited about it. If you haven't seen them for
• 1:29:59
  ended, or if you haven't seen it in a while, or if you've seen it
• 1:30:01
  recently, just want to watch it again.
• 1:30:03
  You have a few different watch options.
• 1:30:05
  Of course, this is when we own on DVD because of course it's
• 1:30:08
  one I bought which means it's on DVD and Blu-ray or for.
• 1:30:11
  Okay, we got this a Goodwill but you can also watch it on
• 1:30:16
  Netflix. Right now, we very rarely have
• 1:30:18
  one row against and you can watch it on Netflix.
• 1:30:20
  It's true. You can you can also rent it for
• 1:30:23
  a moderately priced for dollars from YouTube.
• 1:30:26
  Google play Voodoo or prime. It is very fun movie.
• 1:30:31
  I love it so much. I'm really excited to talk about
• 1:30:34
  it and I'm really excited for guests.
• 1:30:36
  Yeah, I am too actually I think it's going to be a great.
• 1:30:40
  Episode. Yeah, it's going to be a fun
• 1:30:41
  movie to talk about. If you haven't watched it, go
• 1:30:43
  watch it. But for this movie, if you
• 1:30:47
  haven't watched the mutilator go, watch that too.
• 1:30:50
  I want to hear what people think about it.
• 1:30:51
  I want you to tell us if you think that is a stupid 80s,
• 1:30:56
  slasher. If you actually think that it's
• 1:30:58
  like, a legitimately good movie. Yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Are you a mr. Picky pants.
• 1:31:01
  Yeah. Are you yeah.
• 1:31:02
  Are you mr. Pick-ups.
• 1:31:05
  Alright, until next time, make sure that you spend some time
• 1:31:09
  rate and review it in Describing to us, haha.
• 1:31:11
  You thought I was going to forget, didn't ya good?
• 1:31:14
  I'm proud of you, man. You've grown that's fine.
• 1:31:17
  All right, all right. That's it for this week, guys.
• 1:31:20
  We will see you all next week. All right.
• 1:31:22
  Bye. So all right.
• 1:31:38
  Sorry I got like a text message at the same time.
• 1:31:40
  So it just short-circuited my brain and I just said so