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118: My Tuscaloosa Heart With Christa Miller · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: You know, normally we wait to bring on the VIP guests,
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  Speaker 1: but I just have to jump right in. I am
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: so taken by how ridiculously breathtaking you are in this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie Donald. I texted her while I
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: was watching it and said, you know, I don't mean.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: To keep it classic, keep it, keep it class now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get in trouble with Bill. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to say I am not to be superficial and
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  Speaker 1: just talk about looks. She's also a very, very very
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  Speaker 1: funny woman. But holy crap, are you beautiful in this episode.
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  Speaker 1: And I can say that because you're being sexual and
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  Speaker 1: luring Johnny C into the bedroom, so I'm allowed to
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  Speaker 1: comment on that, Donald.
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  Speaker 3: But she's doing it in such a that's the way
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  Speaker 3: it's supposed to be. When your booty calling with your
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  Speaker 3: ex right right it comes over, she says, Yo, let's
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  Speaker 3: do this, and you say, yeah, let's do this, and
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  Speaker 3: then that's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's the rule.
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  Speaker 3: Them By the way, Krista, I used to say that
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  Speaker 3: all the time to Casey when I would have her
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  Speaker 3: come over at like, you know, ten thirty at night.
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: Them's the rules of the booty call baby. I used
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  Speaker 3: to say that shit to her all the time. Really, yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Christ I love how in control Jordan is. She just
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  Speaker 1: And I think it's a good I mean not that
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  Speaker 1: we were the first show to ever do this, but
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  Speaker 1: I think it was a good message for women. It
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  Speaker 1: was kind of like, hey, you can be if you
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  Speaker 1: want sex, like, no shame, go get yours, Go be
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  Speaker 1: in charge of the booty call.
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  Speaker 4: Go get yours, make it happen, Make make it happen
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  Speaker 4: for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I always tell my friends this.
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  Speaker 4: On a different note, you know, know how to make
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  Speaker 4: it happen for yourself and follow through.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do want you taking shit off anyone?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And Jordan was like, you know, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear you talk, like, just shut up, take your
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  Speaker 1: fucking clothes off.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, how are you sorry?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I got excited. I was just watching
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  Speaker 1: an episode. I got excited.
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  Speaker 2: I miss you.
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  Speaker 4: And it was so sweet to hear from you guys
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  Speaker 4: for my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: So I really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, no doubt. How's your corn taming going?
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  Speaker 2: You know it's my web dream to be quarantined.
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  Speaker 1: There's people like Chris I know, and I'm sure if
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, you know who, Like, wait, you're telling me
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to leave the house and no one
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  Speaker 1: will give me a ship.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, it's it's not as easy for
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  Speaker 4: your friend Bill Lawrence, who wants to be around people
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  Speaker 4: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Does he tell you that I put him downstairs?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Tell us about that. He told us that. You said,
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  Speaker 1: that's your office. What's that story.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I anticipated that quarantine would be a disaster for
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  Speaker 4: our marriage and we would ultimately end up divorced if
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  Speaker 4: there weren't certain rules followed. And because Bill left his
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  Speaker 4: own devices, would follow me around the house all day,
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  Speaker 4: want to see what I'm doing, you know, feign interest
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  Speaker 4: in things he wasn't interested in.
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  Speaker 2: And so I put him.
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  Speaker 4: I put a desk in our downstairs guest bedroom. I said,
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  Speaker 4: it all up. Make sure there's a big TV in there.
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  Speaker 4: I set it up as a little pieda tear, like
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  Speaker 4: one might have a little studio apartment in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he is. He can come out for lunch.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, he's so By the way, Bill is
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  Speaker 1: so afraid of Christa. This is a funny thing that
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  Speaker 1: Donald and I have witnessed, like when we did this
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  Speaker 1: show for nine years, Bill was the boss and he
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  Speaker 1: was the big brother, and he could be scary at times,
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  Speaker 1: and then the second he was around Christa, it automatically
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  Speaker 1: switched and he was like yes, Crystal, yes, ch and
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  Speaker 1: Bill was like this isn't a joke. Bill's like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I have to go to the office. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean we're in quarantine. He's like no, no,
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  Speaker 1: Krista made an office for me and I have to go.
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  Speaker 3: It's very much It's very much like uh, Cox and Jordan.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen Cox slump his shoulders like that, like
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  Speaker 3: like he does at the end of the episode sad.
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  Speaker 3: I know, yes, sad body right, You've never see that
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  Speaker 3: in the show. But here comes Jordan and he's like uh.
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  Speaker 3: And Bill walks around and his chest is all out,
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  Speaker 3: and Krista comes around and he sinks down like okay,
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  Speaker 3: you got it.
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  Speaker 5: He submits.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's very healthy for your relationship. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you do too, Christa. But like a guy, I mean
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  Speaker 1: talk about that because I think a guy like Bill,
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  Speaker 1: and I know other men and probably women and vice
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  Speaker 1: versa like this when they're at work, they're kind of
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  Speaker 1: the boss. They're the alpha, and they come home and
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  Speaker 1: they need the ying yang of someone be like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're not the fucking boss anymore. Okay, there's your room,
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  Speaker 1: go to your room.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I don't I don't work for you, but I
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  Speaker 4: will say this at work because I think Bill is
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  Speaker 4: so talented at his job, and he takes on jokes
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  Speaker 4: and how they should be on is so spun on.
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  Speaker 4: He also has the quality, as you guys know, is
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  Speaker 4: that if you say I want to try it this way,
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  Speaker 4: he'll say try it. If your ways better, He'll say,
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  Speaker 4: you're right, your ways better. So I have a lot
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  Speaker 4: of trusted him so work, actually I was quite You
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  Speaker 4: guys didn't notice it, but that for me was deferential
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  Speaker 4: to Bill.
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  Speaker 2: What you could.
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  Speaker 1: I saw it when you switched to work mode. You
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  Speaker 1: were always like, hey, can I try it this way?
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  Speaker 1: Or you know you you you totally switch. But I
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  Speaker 1: just love because I'm so close with you guys, and
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  Speaker 1: I spent so much time with you at your home.
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  Speaker 1: It's it was always fun from you. I mean now
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  Speaker 1: we're all best friends, but back in the day when
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you as well, it was always so
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  Speaker 1: much fun for me to see Bill under Christen's thumb.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, Zach has witnessed you. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 4: want to talk about now the stop hug.
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  Speaker 1: I want to Donald's Bill is so pussy whipped. If
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  Speaker 1: I can say that, christ I hope it's not too jarring.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: Well they go on to Howard Stern all the time,
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  Speaker 1: these two, and you can say, so everything is going
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  Speaker 1: to be tame compared to what these two talk about
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  Speaker 1: on Howard Stern together. But I Bill is so pussy whipped.
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  Speaker 1: But Christy, you tell the story. But I feel it's
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  Speaker 1: so adorable and my heart goes out for him.
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  Speaker 2: But no, but you you were on my side by
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  Speaker 2: the end of the summer.
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  Speaker 1: No, I never was. I love you, but I felt
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  Speaker 1: the guy, just the guy, just the guy just wants
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  Speaker 1: to hug his wife. The poor guy just wants the
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  Speaker 1: hug his wife.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll have Donald, So Donald, what happens is, I
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  Speaker 4: am I'm the way to be doing something. I'm I'm working,
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  Speaker 4: I'm organizing, I'm writing, and Bill and or I'll have
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  Speaker 4: my hands full of things.
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  Speaker 2: And Bill goes stop hug.
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  Speaker 5: And he.
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  Speaker 2: And he needs to stop hug. And I I would.
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  Speaker 4: Say to Zach decent, it's at you're not explaining it.
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  Speaker 1: Stop hugg stop huggmant that she would have to put
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  Speaker 1: her things down, no matter what was happening and give
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  Speaker 1: him a long, tight embrace. And Christa we were staying
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  Speaker 1: in on Long Island together and Chris, She's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? We're not stop
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  Speaker 1: hugging right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be we'd be out of the boat and I'm I'm,
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  Speaker 4: you know, tying up the boat or trying to get
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  Speaker 4: the anchor up.
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  Speaker 2: And Bill be like, stop hug No, No.
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  Speaker 1: It's so fun for Donald and I because I mean, it.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't hug us know how long it took for him
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  Speaker 3: to hug us.
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't even hug us. We had to now he's
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  Speaker 1: a hugger. We took it. Took a decade, but we
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  Speaker 1: turned him into a mail On Maile hugger. But in
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  Speaker 1: the beginning, he'd be like, high five, we're huggers. Hit you.
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  Speaker 3: He would tap you on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Hey buddy, Yeah, hey buddy.
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  Speaker 2: No, he would.
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  Speaker 4: He will say, now I'm not speaking out of school,
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  Speaker 4: that he would like to have an adult baby.
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  Speaker 2: Beorn for me to climb into wear me around the
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  Speaker 2: house during quarantine. That's why I had to get him
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  Speaker 2: the office.
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  Speaker 3: But by the way I have today, that sounds amazing.
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  Speaker 1: There are so many husbands and wives. How long have
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  Speaker 1: you been marry twenty years? There are so many husbands
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  Speaker 1: and wives who are so over each other sadly after
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  Speaker 1: twenty years. And Bill is so incredibly in love with you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it has not turned down one cell from
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  Speaker 1: the day you met. And I think that's so sweet.
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  Speaker 1: So my heart always goes out to him sometimes when
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  Speaker 1: you're like, Bill, go to your fucking office. No, stop hugs, right, Zach,
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  Speaker 1: you have to watch that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I love him so much. He gets plenty
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  Speaker 4: of sex, he gets plenty of cuddles.
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  Speaker 2: Enough's enough.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you feel sorry for someone who gets a
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  Speaker 4: lot of things.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of attention.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, listen, I forgot this thing.
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  Speaker 3: By the way I was about to say, I was
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  Speaker 3: about to say, that's a great way to start the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill gets Bill Lawrence gets plenty of sex. Everybody.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of said
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  Speaker 5: he's a story.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 1: Christa, we got to go back to the beginning. And
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  Speaker 1: now that we've sung ourselves. Tell us Donald, no, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lead.
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  Speaker 3: I was, okay, go ahead, man, I.
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  Speaker 1: Know you're excited.
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  Speaker 5: I turned.
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  Speaker 1: I was told to turn the game down on my mic.
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  Speaker 1: I was so excited by Dan. Dan had an intervention
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  Speaker 1: and said, turn down your mic. You're too giddy. Christa,
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  Speaker 1: tell us we're gonna go way back to the beginning.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Whenever we have us our co stars on, we like
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: to start the beginning. Even before you met Bill, you
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: were in New York. You grew up in Manhattan, and
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: tell us about being going from modeling to acting, like
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  Speaker 1: that section of your life where it was working as
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  Speaker 1: a model and then into Drew Carey Well.
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  Speaker 2: I always I went to acting class at night. In
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  Speaker 2: high school.
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  Speaker 4: I went to American Academy of Dramatic Arts and then
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  Speaker 4: the neighborhood playoffs, and I would ride my bike.
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  Speaker 2: I had a ten speed bike in New York.
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  Speaker 4: I would go to school and then I would play
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  Speaker 4: in some varsity sport that I was in, like basketball
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  Speaker 4: or volleyball, and then I would ride my bike down
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  Speaker 4: to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts and take acting classes.
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  Speaker 4: I always wanted to be an actor and modeling was
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  Speaker 4: just a way to make money. And I originally came
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  Speaker 4: out here because I got an audition for a League
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  Speaker 4: of their Own when David Ansbrod was first directing it.
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  Speaker 4: And when he was doing it, you had to pass,
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  Speaker 4: and they knew I was. You had to be a
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: real baseball player, So you had to go down with
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  Speaker 4: one of the head coach for one of the baseball
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: teams for like this three hour baseball audition before you
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: were even allowed to read. And so I did that.
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  Speaker 4: I got the part. David Outspot ultimately got fired from
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  Speaker 4: the movie and Penny Marshall took over and I ended
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  Speaker 4: up dating him, but staying out here and starting with,
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: you know, doing acting, and what happens is I got
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  Speaker 4: an episode of The Fresh.
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  Speaker 2: Prince of bel Air.
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  Speaker 1: That was your first job.
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  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't my first job, but I it was
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  Speaker 4: one of the first few ones.
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  Speaker 2: And it was so fun. Will Smith would he did this.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, there's loud music playing anytime they cut,
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: loud music playing on stage. He was so lovely and
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  Speaker 4: he would do these speed throughs with everybody and just
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: it was such a fun thing, and I thought, why
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  Speaker 4: am I doing this drama?
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Painful memories of childhood.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to do it, and that was what
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  Speaker 4: got me started to want to do comedy.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Well, and also, you're funny, and I think that one
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  Speaker 1: thing that Hollywood really embraces. You know, there's there's there's
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: plenty of pretty people, but a pretty person who can
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: be hilarious like you can be. It was no doubt
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  Speaker 1: that you were gonna have a big career.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say, I was gonna I was
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: gonna say later on in the conversation, but I think
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: I want to say it now. We uh, like, we
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: we watched this bat we watched this show back, and
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: it's been such a long time since we've seen the
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: show that we tend to forget a lot of things.
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  Speaker 3: And one thing that I forgot was how funny you are. Christa, Like,
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  Speaker 3: every one of your jokes lands every time, and the
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: sarcasm and the sass, it all shines through. And so
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: when I'm watching these episodes, I'm like, in my mind,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, of course they get back together. They mirror
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: each other, so well, you know what I mean. And
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: you know John C's characters put into the show to
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: be you know this sarcastic mentor for JD. It's only
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: right that he has a sarcastic wife, you know, or
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: ex wife or love interest on the show. And so
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: when when watching this, it's like it's like you guys
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: are playing tennis, you know what I mean, and he's
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: hitting it to you and you're spiking it back, and
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: he's like, oh shit, let me spike it back, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean. It's so great to watch.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot like the banter of Bill and Christa.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they they do that sparring back and forth
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: and the sarcasm back and forth and can be quite biting.
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  Speaker 1: I once said to them, did you guys meet it mean? Camp?
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  Speaker 2: Donald? That's so sweet of you to say, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when I watch my boys have been watching,
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: going through and watching Scrubs, all the episodes. Anytime I
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: go in the kitchen, all watch and I think, see
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: how good you guys are, and you see how like
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: every show shoh, you guys get more and more in
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  Speaker 4: the groove better and and and Donald, your physical comedy
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: is so strong and you allow it.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was maybe because it was in a
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: hospital and everyone was there together.
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  Speaker 2: It was like this very safe place to.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: Like kind of bring your a game, right, That's what
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  Speaker 4: I felt on that show. You would step in and
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: also that you would want to be friends with everybody,
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: you know, from the crew to the cat to everyone
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  Speaker 4: that was there. But you just step in and you're
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: in a safe place to do that.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: You know that the show would not have worked at
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: all if there wasn't this environment of there's no wrong answer, right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, actors can were so neurotic. You can get
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: in your head and go, oh, I'm not making anyone
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: laugh or I don't want to do that because it's
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: if it's they don't laugh, I feel stupid. Bill and
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: the crew and everyone and us. We created this environment
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: where like go nuts, like there there is no wrong answer,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: like if you if you go too far, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: We'll choose a take that that's that isn't as broad,
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  Speaker 1: but like it gave all of us the freedom to
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: just fucking go for.
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  Speaker 3: It right and doing and doing this rewatch right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's really it's really fun to watch. Is how when
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: we first started, how tight we all were, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean, we were all so tight, and now
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: we're starting, we're what is this episode one what uh
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  Speaker 3: seventeen eighteen eighteen one eighteen. We're all starting to really
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  Speaker 3: loosen up now, you know what I mean, And everybody's
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: starting to spread out and you can feel that the
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: nervous energy is gone and we're starting to play on
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  Speaker 3: camera and uh yeah, but well here's my point. My
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: point was when you came in, you were already there,
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  Speaker 3: you were all ready to play, already ready to play.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: And I think that has a lot to do with
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: you doing Drew Carrey at the time, and being on
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: television for what it was like seven years at this point,
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  Speaker 3: eight years at this point.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, also because it's a live audience, so you're you're
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  Speaker 4: used to but I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: I was tight because I wasn't used to the medium
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  Speaker 4: of single camera comedy, which is different, you know than
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  Speaker 4: doing a sitcom. But I remember Bill said to me,
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: and it might have been on this episode, he said,
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: you know, when it's not your coverage, And I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if you want to explain.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when the camera's not on.
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  Speaker 4: You, you're doing broad, funny, crazy things, and I want
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  Speaker 4: you to do at least two of those takes when
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: it's when the camera's on you, right, And I was like, oh,
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: I am having a disconnect. I'm so much freer and
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: looser when the cameras.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Mean you're doing off camera, you're.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Doing Genia Ship off camera. You might want to you
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: might want to meld the two.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: So Donald Donald just brought just talk about Drew for
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: a second, because it was a big chunk of your life.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: You're one of the you're one of the lucky actors
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: in the in the world of Hollywood that can go
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: from one successful show to another. We talked about how
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Neil Flynn did that after Scrubs, he then went and
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: starred on the Middle for forever.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, eleven years or some shit like that.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what was the obviously just a reminding audience
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: that don't know the difference. Sitcoms are filmed like a play.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: They're done in front of a live audience. That's why
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: you hear the laughs, and you know, they set up
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: four or five cameras and they and they shoot it
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: like a play and they cut in between them. Whereas
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: when we shoot Scrubs, there's no audience. We're shooting it
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: like a movie with one angle at a time or
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: two angles at a time. So talk a little bit
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: about Drew Krista and what that experience was like and
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: again transitioning to scrubs from that.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: You know, it was so unusual. I mean, you know
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: this that you're not working and then you're all of
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: a sudden you're.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: On a show.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: You know, it was just and doing twenty six episodes
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: and you're on this big show.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: And I had so much fun, And it was.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Also a great learning experience because it is it was
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: so foreign to me that particular medium of doing it
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: like that, because you realize, you know, when you're doing
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: a sitcom, the audience and we've all done them, the
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: audience becomes on show night, another character in the scene.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: And so it's really.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: About listening and being able to change your jokes and
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: not being married to a joke that you might have
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: done funny in the table reader sometime during the week.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: It's really about listening and being organic, because if you're not,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: you're going to get stuck.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: It's just everything's going to be flat.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: They also give you such a high, though, don't they
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Like you.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Could never go to sleep, I would come home, I
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: would take a bath, I would do you have to
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: do everything, talk about booty calls after shown.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: So nice, what you're doing.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: What you're doing?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Well, I just finished the show.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: I know what that means.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can't go to sleep.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember I did. I did the excess for
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: three four years after Scrubs, and uh, I remember. Show
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: nights were the hardest nights to go to sleep. Every
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: other night you could pass out, no problem, but you're
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: just so high from doing the show, and you know,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: and it's hard to come down when, especially when the
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: show felt like it went good and like you said,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: the audience gives you all of this energy and you
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: could be tired going into the show, but then after
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: you're like, dude, where are we going?
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: What are we doing?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: No?
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: I have a good I can I can mix Drew
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Carrey and Scrubs in a story.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: So Drew got into improv, yeah, which I think is
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: the work of the devil. And I.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Don't like doing improv and I don't like watching improv.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: So Drew wanted to do these and Brian did improv
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: and you know, blah blah blah. So he want to
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: do these episodes live one a year on Drew.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: That would be a live.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Episode already, which would be nerve wracking because it's live.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And then secondly have it be improv so while.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: You were doing the show, they would press a button
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: and then you would have to change the line.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, so I was.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Hearing about it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was like, fuck that noise, because I
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: don't I'm not a writer.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: So this became the most fun thing ever that we
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: would go. We would I would take my script into
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: the Scrubs writer's room because it started when when we
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: were at Scrubs and every line I had all the
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Scrubs writers and it would they would we would stop
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: for the day and they would write.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: They would write all the all jokes that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Were really funny, Like they're no better writers ever than this,
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: that Scrubs writers, Right, so they're writing the funniest all jokes.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: But Drew didn't know. And so then on show night.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I remember this one particular night, all the Scrubs writers
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: came and they were sitting with Bill and they're all
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: excited because they know the button's going to be passed,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: and I'm going to say one of their jokes that
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I've memorized.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: So it's not anything improv about it. You have to
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: watch I'm.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Gonna have to send you that this one show because
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: you'll die laughing. So I am doing it and Drew's
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: getting so mad that he keeps pressing the button for
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: me to do.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: But I have locked and loaded.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I got I got so many locked and loaded that
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I had an applause break on my jokes and Drew
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: a bit.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: He was so mad.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: He's like, but that's not really improv.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I'm like, but I'm I don't do improv, So what
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: difference does it make? And I sold it to you
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: know how you can sell improv like your luck like
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: you're yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: You do the little shit? Oh look up?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta sell it to the audience.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: What episode is this? Because maybe our listeners want to
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: go to Our listeners.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Are going to want to check.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I know I will. I have to find out.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sure if you google uh Drew Carey improvisational episodes,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: they'll find it.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: And so did Drew know that? I mean he must
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: have known that Bill was because he Bill was a
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: famous TV writers.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, well.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: He knew when he saw all the and also, you
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: know when writers hear their own jokes they're.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Hysterical, right, they go crazy, right, So I.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Had already sold it by looking up like on his coming,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: and then then it would be this huge laugh, which
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I would have never gotten because I'm not that funny
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: on my feet live.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I'm here to tell you, well, okay, I've seen you
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: live before and you're wonderful.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Donald. I love you, thank you.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: So yeah, they were all hysterical, like just more hysterical
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: than normal people.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: So Drew just knew. He just knew it was.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: All the Scrubs writers, and I had memorized one hundred jokes.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Drew looks up and he's like, why is the entire
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Scrubs writers right here at an improv at an improv
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: d being of Drew carry I've never really I've done
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: a guest on on Donald's Diit com and I've we
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: did our Scrubs one, but I've never really had a
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: role on one. And what I always love is going
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and standing next to people like Bill because when a
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: joke for those of you who don't know, when a
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: joke doesn't work or it doesn't get a big laugh,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: then all the writers sort of huddle up on a
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: non on a traditional one, not on an improblem, like
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: like Chris is talking about, and then they kind of
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: come up with a better or an all joke. And
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I've had times where it's so much fun. Rob whispering
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Bill's ear like a joke pitch, and then some actor
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I've never met before says the line gets a huge laugh,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like celebrated, like, well, that was more
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: fun than anything I've ever done.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: But didn't you used to do that a lot? Sack
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: come into un Datable and be Bill. It was always
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: as you said, I'm wanting Zach to come down.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I did it on John Datable, I did it on
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: some of his other ones, and I would come on
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: show night just for that fun, because I love pitching
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: jokes and when yours gets on and it gets a laugh,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: and especially when I've never even met the person saying
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: it and they get it and they kill I'm like,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: that sounds good. It's like broadcast news. Remember when he
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: when Albert Brooks calls Holly Hunter and he says, I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: say it here, it comes out there, And it was
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: just like whispering into Bill's ear. And then all of
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a sudden, some random not random, but an actor on
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: the show I'd never met, says it. It was a
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: good feeling.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, when you came on to Ex's I remember
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: that happened too, Like they had a whole different idea
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: for what they wanted you to do, and you were like, no,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: you know, guys, don't you think it would be funny
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: if I came in and I just wanted to fuck Bache?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, funny episode, man.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I try and Alwa's balanced. I don't want to be
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the guy who's like trying to write too many of
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: my jokes. But if there's if they give me a
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: little bit of rope, I'm like, all right, well, I'm
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: gonna change the character. Now my character wants that sex
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: with that guy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: That was I remember. I remember being like, holy cow, dude,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: we're actually gonna make an entire episode about how Zach
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Braff's character wants to bang David Allen Bash. And it
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: all came from you going up to the creator of
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: that show saying, dude, yeah, that's funny, But wouldn't it
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: be funnier if I tried to fuck this dude.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be way funnier if I was trying to
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: bang one of the leads of the show. It was great.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: It's a good episode.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Great guys, to.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Check that out. Check out me guest starring on the
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Xes with the legendary Donald Faison. So wait, Chris to
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: talk a little bit. We're gonna get into the show,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: but we just have I feel like we could do
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: an hour and a half.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: We could do an hour just on asking questions. Right,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I want to know about you meeting Bill Lawrence.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to know that too.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: How but I want to know how. I mean, I've
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: heard versions of.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: This, but I want to heat I've never heard this before.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Listen. The guy was a swinging bachelor in Manhattan. He
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: had a hit show, Spin City. They didn't shoot a
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: lot of shows in New York at the time, and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: so Bill was a big deal and he was feeling himself.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I think he had leech blonde hair for a while.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: And I want to know how is his game? How
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: did he hit on you? How did he land a beautiful,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: talented woman like you?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Well? Do you want to hear?
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: The weirdest thing is that you know Bill was married before? Yeah,
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: and his ex wife had one line on Drew Carey
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: as a bartender. When we first started the show, and
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: I remember that she had the most beautiful engagement ring on.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: And then one day, this very handsome man came to
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: visit her and I was like, I couldn't understand it
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: that she had this handsome husband, and I was just like,
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: full career, you know, I was so far away from
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: I was only booty calls. I was just like on
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: the career thing anyway. And that was Bill and that
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: was his ex wife. But I didn't know it then.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: So I went to New York. You know they do
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: the upfront to New York where they announced all the shows.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've told that's what We've told, the famous story
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: of Donald nugging Jeff Zucker to the people, right.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: So I went to go to the upfronts and I was
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: dating someone at the time who had some beef with ABC,
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: an actor, but he flew with me to the upfronts
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: and then he didn't want to oh, and then I
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: happened to go on Howard Stern with Drew Carrey and
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: they made fun of this actor on Howard Stern, And
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: at that time with Howard Stern, they had the it
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: was on E so you were also on camera. And
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: what they did is put up a picture of this
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: actor that I was dotingugh.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel bad for the guy. That's horrible, But.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Also I was now I'm on Howard, Who's Howard supersedes everybody.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: So I was laughing, right, and they broke the picture
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: and then they cut to me and Drew is laughing
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: so hard that he's pounding. He has what he laughs
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: really hard to gets the high pitch laugh, which is
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: so contagious.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: He's pounding the desk and I'm laughing.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I came home and this particular actor was nowhere to
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: be found.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: He was on the plane back to La home.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: But I mean, in his defense, imagine your your girlfriends
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: on Howard Stern and they're all making fun of you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Well, he had made a bad choice, but in career,
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: but anyway, so he declined that night to come with
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: me to the ABC party.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not and that's not going, and that's not going.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: And that decision changed the course of his life and
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: your life forever.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: So, and I remember it was pouring rain.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, and they started late and Jamie Tarsis
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: was throwing it. My friend Jamie Tarsis, because she was
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: the present of ABC at the time, and I had
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: to go down to this party at the Merciall Hotel
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: by myself.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: And horrible mistake on this boy friends hard don't leave
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: your beautiful girlfriend to go to a fancy party alone
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: because you're pouting. I mean, that's a recipe for.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Disaster, recipe for disasters.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: This is like a Catherine Heigel movie plot. I mean,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I've seen this movie.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I walk in. It gets better. And this
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: actor's friend was friends with Alan Ruck. I knew Alan
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Ruck because of this actor boyfriend that I had. And
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Alan Ruck stood up and said, Krista, Hi, come meet
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: everybody on my show.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: So Alan Ruck was one of the stars of Spin City. Yes,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: he was also Cameron from Faris Beeler's Day.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Off Right, a very funny actor, lovely man. So I
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: walked over to the their section Spin City section and
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Bill Lawrence stood up in a really cute suit right
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: away and said, Hi, nice to meet you. And my
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: first thing is, I was like, what am I doing
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: with this stupid actor when there's people like this in
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: the world.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: There's guys like this that are so cute.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And did he ask for a stop hug? Did he
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: ask for a stop hug?
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: No?
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: But so I ended up, I think, just hanging with
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: them the whole time.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: And then Bill said, I just bought this loft. Do
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: you want to go see it? Now I had grown
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: up in New York.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh the way, there's no more
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: power move in the world than do you want to
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: come see this loft?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I just bought a new loft. Do you want to
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: see it?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: And I of course was like a loft, sure, Like
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I had never seen one.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: What's that? A loft? But this is where it went
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: bad a little.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: So we to his go to his apartment, and there
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: was a girl that came over. It was like six
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: of us, and I said to her, I didn't unbeknownst
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: to me, she had a crush on him.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: And I said to her, who's this Bill Lawrence.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: He's pretty cute and she said, oh, he's a player.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: And so and then when we went up because we
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: went up to his apartment and because it was the upfronts,
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: he had had a party in his loft the night before,
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: so there was like cigarettes and it was just he
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: had a whole party, was boo And I thought, oh, oh,
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: he's just a player. He's trying to get on, you know,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: forget it. And when I was leaving, Bill said, can
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I get your number?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Can I call you? And I was like, if you
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: can find me, you can call me, which he did.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: And that was in May, and then we didn't start
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: dating until because he was in New York and I
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: was in la We spoke on the phone. And then Thanksgiving,
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I was back in New York and I was walking
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: by his apartment. I thought, I wonder how that cute
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Bill Lawrence is And I called him and he didn't
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: call me back, but he called me back two days later,
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: and he was in Jamaica, but I didn't know this,
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: and he called me back and said you better.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Be single, and I said.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I am and he said, oh yeah, I'm going to
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: fly out on Saturday and take you to dinner. Wow.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: No, Laurence, Bill Donald and I never got to wit.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: And we love this guy. He's so important to us,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: and we never got to see the legendary single version
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of him. We've heard tales, but what a what a
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: good technique. I'm gonna fly out to take you on
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: a date Donald right.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: That listen, Man, if I had the books, that's exactly
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: what I would do too.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: On that note, we're gonna go to a quick commercial break.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back with Christa Miller. Should we get
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: into the episode, you.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Guys, I think we should at some point. I you know,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I would, I wouldn't.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, I could.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Literally do a full show just on Krista Miller.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: But I love you guys are making my year.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Well, I think you're a great guest, and so you
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: have a lot of things that we wanted to talk about. One, yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: because you have are the creator of the show that
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: we both became very famous on, You Have His Heart.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: We love to hear insight about him and how you
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: guys met and everything like that, and so forgive us.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Especially things that are mildly embarrassing, like stop, yeah, like wait,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: but is.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: The funniest should we have you told this story yet?
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: On this that how Bill used to say to you guys.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Christ didn't like, oh no, I haven't told that story.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, not joke by Krista, And she was like, it's.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Not the director first, you know, the director first does
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: a cut of the episode, and then I would show
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: it to Bill and I and I'd choose a let's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: say a particular joke that maybe was improv or something
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and that I thought was hilarious, and and I'd put
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: in my cut and Bill be like And then I'd
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: see Bill's cut, and as the director, I'd be like, oh,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: why did you take out that moment? That was so funny?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Why did you do that? And he go, what are
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you talking about? No one understands that joke, And I'd
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: be like, really, I mean we were all cracking up
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: in the edit room, and he'd go, yeah, I showed
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: it to Christa and she was like, what the hell.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Don't understand it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Then I'd see Christa and I'd be like, Christy, you
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: didn't think that joke is funny? And she'd be like, Zach,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: do you really think that I'm watching rough cuts?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: In what world?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: He was such a fucking liar.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he would do that also with the music too,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Like I remember him telling you, came up to you
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: one time and said this.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Song would work perfectly here.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Why can't you let me do this one song here perfectly?
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't even know what you're talking about.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: I don't even know you.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You have no idea? How often I'm sure not just
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: with me but with all the entire staff, how often
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you were used as bad cop? Yeah, you know, I
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: just showed it to Christa and she just didn't like it,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and she didn't get it, or she didn't like it.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: She didn't get it, she hated it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: And then everybody would drop it right then and there,
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: and it'd be like, oh, okay, all.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, well how can you you know Chris didn't
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: like it? He did that. He did that all the time.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Another funny Bill thing the technique that I've since stolen
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: a couple of one for you aspiring directors out there.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: It's considered bad form for a director to tell an
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: actor how to say a line. It's called giving them
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: a line reading. And and you're supposed to use your
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: skills and your communication and your articulation to get to
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: steer them to say the line the way you want
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: to say it. But sometimes they're just not doing it
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the way you envisioned or the writer envisioned. And this
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: can be frustrating. And Bill had a way around it
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: where he would go, he'd go, you know, he would say,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: let's say, to a guest star all makeup named Tim,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: he'd go, Tim, you know, at the table read You
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: did it so funny. You have me laughing so hard.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: You did it just like this. You were like, we
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: got to get out of here and whatever. And the guy,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the actor would be like, I did that? Is that
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: is funny? I did it like that. He'd be like, yeah,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: that's what you did at the table reading was hilarious,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: and the actor's ego is all glowing and like, Okay,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I'll do it just like that, And the actor had
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: never done it like that. Bill totally made that ship
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: up right, Christa.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, he does it all the time.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: But I also love that that we all got because
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: when we and whenever one started on Scrubs, you'd be like,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: I don't you can't get be line readings.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: That's not what you're supposed to do.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: And then by season three everyone's like, Bill, just tell
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: me how you want.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: To How do you want me to say it? Dude,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love it. As the director, I love it
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: when people do that because you're like, you're just trying
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: to be so tactful and if someone's just like, just
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: tell me, you want to say, like, oh my god,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: another trick tick Bill will do in the same Vein
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: would go He got it in his head that if
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you didn't say words, it wasn't technically giving a line reading.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: So if it was like if the line was like
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here, and he wanted it
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: like that, he'd be like, you know, could you do it?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, We're like, well, you're just giving a line
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: reading with noise?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Is now? You know?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Like that? I remember also Bill gets so mad.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Well, he got the most man over the first time
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: that Zach directed.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: It was the first time Zach directed.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: And I came home like the third day and I said, Bill,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: With Zach directed, it's like being on a movie set.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's so good and his training as a as
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: a you know, as an actor and direct his direction
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: is so incredible.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: It's so amazing.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: And he's like, really, is is it like being on
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: a movie set when Jack is there?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You have to understand that Bill and I my relationship
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: was so big brother, little brother. And whenever Christa I mean,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I mean the compliments were genuine, I think and thank you,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: But whenever Christa would compliment me in front of Bill,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I would be like, oh god, this is it was
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: just like JD and Coxs. I'd be like, oh God,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: this is not going to be good for me. You really,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you really need to stop complimenting me. It's in front
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: of him, please, because something was gonna happened to me.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: It's funny though, I will say this, because Bill showed
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: me everyone's audition tapes for Scrubs, and with every single
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: one of you, I was like, oh, well that's the person.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: That's the person that has to do it. And I
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: remember the whole Bill's the rest of the time was
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: finessing and that's what he's so good at to make
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: sure that he got to pick. And there was a
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: whole math equation of how to do it, of like
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bring in these other two people, you know,
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: because I really want Donald or Zach or with everyone
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: and it was but.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: You, guys, well, if you don't know getting your choice,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: even if you're the showrunner of the show through to
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: a network, there's a strategy to it. You can't just
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: go in and say I want Donald Faison and Zach
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: braf Thanks, guys, because and Bill is very good at that.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, if I want Zach and Donald, I
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: have to say this, I have to act like this.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I can't be too excited about it. You know, it's
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: a whole Yeah, there's a whole strategy to it. I've
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: experienced it and as a director and not gotten the
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: person I thought was clearly the best. But then you
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: got to go shoot the pilot, and you're shooting the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: pilot with someone you think is good and talented, but
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: not necessarily as good as the other person. And it's
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you know, you only you don't always get who you want,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you know. And and Bill was a really skill that
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: at knowing the strategy, like, oh, if I I'm gonna
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: get you know, he gave us a couple extra jokes,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: and he would, you know, when we came.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: In the room.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You know, it's so intimidating. He would make all these
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: jokes to make everyone already start laughing. So by the
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: time he's like a warm up comic. By the time
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: time for your audition, they're already giggling. You know.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: But it's also interesting because sometimes in a pilot, I
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: remember with scrubs, Sometimes in a pilot, you go on
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: this part, I'll give in, I'll let them choose, or
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: you give in on that so you can have the
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: other people that you like and on Scrubs, Bill wasn't
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: willing to budge on anyone, you know, he really knew
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: who he wanted, and so he had to do that
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: with all of you guys.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: But it is It is also a good lesson in.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Casting or if you're up for a role, you guys
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: right at the beginning, because I saw the producer sessions,
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: you know, so I wasn't even watching to the network tests,
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: which where you guys were really on a role by then,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: it was so clear that all of you should have
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: those parts, you know, and it's.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Just wanted it. So I remember wanting it so bad.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I wanted it so bad. It was like, and I've
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: said the story before. I went up against my friends
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: that day and some friends of mine, and I remember
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: I remember being like, they don't want it as bad
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: as I do, Dude, nobody wants it as bad.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: So what was your story? Have you talked about? Like?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, we talked about. We've told it before.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: But so haven't you read the script? Can you tell
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: me quickly?
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I hadn't read the script. I just auditioned for. It's me.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: I just had auditioned for. I remember auditioning for Bill
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: and Danny Rose. That's what I really for some reason,
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Danny Rose was in the room. Yeah, and I remember
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Bill laughing at everything, and so my confidence was through
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: the roof. And he was like, all right, let's meet again.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: My agents were like, you got a call back for it,
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: and I went in the callback and it was Bill
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: once again, and he was like, so, I'm gonna bring
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: you in front of the.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Network and everything.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: You're going to test for this, but I just wanted
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: to rehearse this with you, so you had so you
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: were ready to go when we go into the audition.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: And I did, and we rehearsed it and I went
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: in on the audition and I blew the audition and
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: never in my life has anybody ever come up to me,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: like within the half hour that were all there testing
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: after everybody went in, I never had anyone come up
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: to me. After he called me out in front of everybody,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: like Donald, come on, come here, let me talk to you.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: And I remember all of them making faces like, oh shit,
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I guess he got the part. But I was thinking, thinking,
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: oh shit, I'm the first one going home.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: And he takes me.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Into the hallway and he says, uh, you blew the audition.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: You know you fucked up.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: The audition, right, you do know you fucked up right?
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Right? It was it was sincerely, it was clearly. It
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: was just like Bill Duke in Minister Society when he's
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: talking to a dude at the police station. See, now
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: you know you're gone fucked up now, right, And I said,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: I said I did, And he said, yeah, you know,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: you were very big and very you know, I needed
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: to come in there and do it like you've been
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: doing it before. All of the stuff that you talked about, Zach,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: you know you did it at the table read you
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: know you did it at the rehearsal this way. Yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, everything that you guys just
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: talked about.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: But you actually had in this instance, he had made
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you progress so far because you were doing what he loved.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: And when Bill told this story, he said, you know,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: he gave you some bit of direction and you were
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: nervous and it made you go just to volume eleven
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: and he was like, bro, bro, bring it down, bring
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: it down there.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you know when somebody says, make sure you're
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: talking to the back of the room when you're doing
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: your stuff, don't tell me that. Don't tell me that.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Mann Dohnny had a similar tale.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Wait wait so with Donald, So then you went in
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: and did you kill it?
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I killed it, but I definitely
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: got the part. I'll tell you that. Like I know
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: that Bill, whatever they were thinking about me, Bill convinced
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: them that I was the right person for the part,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And I know that because
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: after the audition, you know, the call came in and
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I got it. But I remember leaving and not necessarily
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: feeling like I got the part, even though they sent
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: everybody home and Sarah and I and this other dude
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: were there, uh you know we you know, Sarah said
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: something like, well, I guess we all got the I
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: guess we got the part. In my heart, I was like,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't get the part, dude, I kind of fucked up.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: And he told me I fucked up, you know what
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: And then when I got when my agent called and
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: told me that I got the part, that's when I
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: was like, oh shit, he somehow made this happen. Like
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: if he wants it to happen for you, he's going
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: to make it happen. And he's done it. Several times before.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: You know, there's times where you know, I've I've done
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: pilots with Bill, like I was. I did the pilot
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: for Undtable, you know what I mean. He was like, Donald,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: come in, there's a role. I want you to do it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: The network doesn't NBC doesn't know that you're coming in.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: You come in and you just read with Crystalia and
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, Bet, and I did it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: They were like, we can't have Donald Faison, who was
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: just on your last show in your next show. Dude,
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: that's impossible.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: We can't do that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: But you know, it was great to see him. And
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: then you know, he did another pilot call spaced Out,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: and at the time I wasn't working, and he was like, Donald,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I got a role for you, then why don't you
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: come in, you know, play this role on spaced Out.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: So like when he and I didn't have to test.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I didn't have to do anything for that one. And
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: this was this was one of the stars of the show.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: And so when Bill wants it to happen, if he
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: if he wants you to be in something, he's going
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: to do everything that he can to get you into that.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and to get you into series. I think it's
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: safe to say that he's a big fan of Donald Faison.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: He loves all you guys.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think all you guys are going to
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: be having to work with Bill for the rest of
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: your lives.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I love it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I went and directed his new show that he's doing
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: with Jason Sedakis when I was in London, and I
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: had an amazing time with working with him. I missed it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: We fell back into this groove of just sitting next
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: to the monitors and pitching jokes and coming up with
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: cool stuff. And I really, I really love collaborating with
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: him so much.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: All right, let's get to that episode.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: But now you took us down in nostalgia lane and
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling all like like like my heart is.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: We've been talking for forty nine minutes, and we know we.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Have a legendary Christa Miller. Bro chill up.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Like I said, we could talk for days about a.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Lot of people on my Instagram, right, Zach stops saying
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: that we that you're going too long. We love it,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: and that's that's fine. I just there might be other
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: people who are like bro. My run is an hour
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and a half. Keep it to an hour and a half.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Somebody, you know, somebody told me that I told you this,
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: that they didn't like me do an Oprah voice.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I told you that. That's like someone saying
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: they don't like you know, Caddie Shack, Like, shut the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: fuck up, it's.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Jesus, thank you, we've got I was hoping Krista would
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: get her her Oprah voice.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, so we start the episode with,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: uh now A, JD and Elliott are friends again. That
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: was a pretty quick bout of a couple not talking
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: to each other, right, they're just back into like being
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: BFFs again.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I think after what happened in the episode where
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: your teacher died, things changed. We're two episodes at and
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: after that, aren't we.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just both. I had this
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: first reaction after introducing the Hay number one he number
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: two guy, that like, wow, we're just bantering like we're
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: all buddies. There's no there's no awkward, awkward blood between us.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I remember the number one Hay number two guy. Do
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: you remember his name? Because we hung out with that
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: guy after work one night, just just you, me and him.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. We did.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, remember, I.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Don't remember, and I remember that was the first I
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: remember that was one of the first people that guest
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: starred on the show that we hung out with.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: His name is I don't know. I hope I'm pronouncing
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: it right, Eric Sait s A I E. T. And
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: he did a fantastic job, by the way, with a
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: tricky part. I think you know it's it's can be
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: very cringey if someone is playing a handicapped person and
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: doing it in an awkward or disrespectful way. I remember
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: thinking at the time, this is tricky. You want to
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: do justice to someone who's mentally handicapped. But also this
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: guy has jokes and uh. And I remember thinking, even
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: at the time and even watching it now, that he
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: did a really, really good job.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Anythink, yeah, yeah, do.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: You know what that story is from now?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I do remember that it was some some real life story.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Do you remember?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I do.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: So don't sit too far away from your mic though, Darling.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Sorry sorry.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Bill was married before and his when he went to
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: meet his new wife's family, his new wife had an
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: older brother who had special needs, and his name was Bill,
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: and he was so bummed that Bill was coming in
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: and that there were two bills.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: He didn't want to talk to Bill. It was whole thing.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: And Bill said to him, how about you'll be Bill
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: number one because you're the main, and I'll just be
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Bill number two. And Bill said, which was great. He
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: thought he was the hero. Was fabulous.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: He goes.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: But then from then on, every eight seconds, hey number one,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: and Bill wild say hey, hey number two.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, eventually it's like.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Number hey number two. But it's so sweet.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know how you get but at the end
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: when you make up with him, it's so sweet.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: When you go in, it's very sweet. And and and
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: again I think he did a I would be I
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: would want to do that part because I were, I
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: would just be in my head that I wouldn't do
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: a justice. And I thought that Eric. Eric did a
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: great job at fifty eight seconds. A couple of things.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Not only is there another janitor which you've in the background, which.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: You very saw that. I saw that.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Not only that he's in a different color uniform he's tan,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's tan. And did you notice that he's sweeping
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the air?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I did not notice that very often.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, and background performers are
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: doing their thing. They don't want them to make any noise,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: which can be tricky if you if you're if you're
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: tasked with sweeping.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Did you see this or did you get this from
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: scrubs wiki?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: No, I got I got some other good stuff from
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: scrubs wiki. But this, dude, if you stop, if everyone
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: wants to appreciate this. At fifty eight seconds, this gentleman
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: is sweeping the air. Maybe the air was dirty. But
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know what was going on
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: with that guy. He I don't know who put him
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: in bait? Did you? We're if we know one thing,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: we know that the janitorial staff. Where's Gray?
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Gray?
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I wonder how that happened. I wonder if they were like,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: we don't have we we don't have Neil today and
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: we need somebody in the background sweeping, Like whose idea
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: was it? Because Neil's always dressed up as the janitor
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: in the show, and.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: You never and you never ever saw I don't remember
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: ever seeing janitorial staff in the background that weren't Neil.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Do you No, I don't know.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Very interesting, that's the scrub that's the Scrubs Wiki question.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: So Christa, we have a new thing now where you know,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: we do the ask Bill thing and Bill will audio
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: tape him self answering the question. But now there's a
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: guy who runs a Scrubs Wiki fan page that just
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: knows every single little bit of Scrubs trivia, and he's
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: down with us asking him random trivia questions when we
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: don't know them.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: I wonder if we'll ever get to stump him.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna stop him. That's gonna be one of
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: our tasks.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I wonder if we'll Yeah, we should.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: We should think of what the sound effect is going
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: to be. There should be like a siren or a bell,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: some sort of prize noise if we stump Scrubs Wiki guy,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: how about then, Look Judy gives it one thirteen when
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: a guy calls her nurse Fahida. Yeah, Judy's look is
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: so fucking funny. She just does a slow turn like
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I I will fucking kill you. But you know, yeah,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, man, who un there's a whole
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: runner on this show. I'll kill you by the wait,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: This delay is not that bad. We were on the
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: view for this podcast and the delay. I worry we
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: fucked up because the delay was like a solid second
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: and a half and it's very hard to be funny
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: and talk with people when there's a serious delay. We
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: have a slight one on the zoom thing. But but
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: we Donald and I did our best. But we were
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: on the view. Everyone's going, well, no, no, no, well
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you go oh sorry, right, but Donald's mom finally watched.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: She doesn't listen to the podcast, but she doesn't love it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: She was like, your energy on the view, you guys,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: you guys interview very well.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, we finally got Donald's mom that we
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: finally got surely to pay attention to us, and all
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: we have to do is go on the view.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: What I was gonna say is that there's this sub
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: there's this plot of this episode, which I'm sure is
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: a very real thing for medical professionals, when what happens
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: when your patient is a fucking dick and you still
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: have to give them the same level of attention and
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: affection and uh and and commitment and uh and JD
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: and and Carla are both trying to to take care
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: of this guy, but he's racist and he's a jerk
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: and uh and JD is. Really they're both challenged with
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: how do we do our best with a guy who's
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: saying shit like Nurse Fahida.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a that's a tough one.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I hate racism, and I hate racists, and I hate bigots,
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: and I hate you know, I hate all of that.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Ship to watch something like this and to still have
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: to like it would suck to go to work and
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: have somebody say things to me that made me that
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: made me so angry that I wanted to explode. And
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: I imagine for people that work in the hospital, whose
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: jobs where all it is, your job is to take
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: care of the patient and save lives, and you get
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: that one person who is just you know, who's like
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: this guy is, how do you how do you commit
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: to doing your best at that moment in time for
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: that person.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sure sometimes you have to bury y. I'm sure
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: sometimes you have to bite your fist. My mom used
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: to be a the the listen to this, the night nurse,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the head night nurse on the mental health ward of
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: a VA hospital in East Orange, New Jersey. Wow, and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: she had the most insane stories. Now, granted, these these
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: these these men and women are are are very mentally ill,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: some of them, and and and it was always her
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: job to not take it personally and to take it
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: to you breath and to give them the best care
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: that she could. And my mom was an incredible, incredible nurse.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: But this story made me think of that that you
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: can imagine some of the treatments she had to endure,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and and and she had to always suck it up
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and let it just wash off her back.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Right, But you're going to.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Get extra good attention if you're lovely as a patient.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I would imagine, Yes, absolutely.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: You are.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, my father was a surgeon, so I know,
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: but I mean, you just are going to get that
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: extra attention.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Why people aren't savvy enough to my father?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: My father was when my father was dying, he was
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: in the hospital and he used every technique.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Guy.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, he he was the most you guys know,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: he's the loveliest, He was the loveliest, most charming guy.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: But he was also the biggest Scrubs fan in the world.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: So anyone who came in, whether it was the janitor
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: cleaning the garbage, can be like, hey, my son, Zach
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Brath Scrubs the morning, I must have signed a scrubs
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: headshot for every single person in the New Jersey healthcare system.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, Bill drops scrubs pretty much instantaneously, you know, on
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: doing anything. You just had to get a root canal thing.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: He was talking about scrubs.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: I was it all the time, Like, I use it all.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: I use it all the time whenever we have like
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: where we take our kids into you know, urgent care
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: or something like that, or the kids. Peter Tristan does
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: a lot of golf tournaments and stuff like that for charity,
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: and I'm always using my scrubs, uh, just to and
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: and and playing golf obviously too.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: But I love it. You started, he started. He started
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: out to make sure his kids got good healthcare, and
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: then it became to play golf with fans golfers.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Well there's that. There's that too, but for for sure,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: man like I just know, I just know that, you know, you,
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: especially in that professional, treat somebody like you want to
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: be treated. It's like the same thing when you go
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: to a restaurant. What asshole sits there and says, you
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna treat this waiter like shit and
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: doesn't expect their food to get fucking spit on or.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I was a waiter and I and I I never
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: understood the people that were assholes, because there are plenty
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: of people that would fuck with your ship and do not.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: It's when I leave this area, I'm gonna go and
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: tell all these people what a dick you are. So
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: when watching this show and this guy saying all these things,
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, this dude wants to die. He must want
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: to die. Or there's no way that you could be
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: that insensitive. Go get me my fucking thing. Go do
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: this for me. Shut the fuck up you. I don't
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: understand how you do it.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Nurse Fahida, I mean, come on, nurse, come on,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get punched. Yeah, listen. How about Kelly Williams
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: as Kristin Murphy sucking on her finger in a in
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: a manner similar to fillatio in order to lure Johnny
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: c over to her house.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: But I was.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Watching it, I gotta say, I don't like being I
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: wouldn't want someone sucking their finger and then touching my face.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Yuck.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: That didn't work. To turn you on, Crystal.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: To smell like spit, you can smell like you know.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: What's crazy is that there's no way that was written.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to figure out how that came about,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Like did Kelly, she must have improved that. There's no
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: way it's said in the script. And then she sucks
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: her pointer finger as a in a seductive manner and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: touches his nose. I really want to know how that
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: came about.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Really resists that woman. She she comes on so strong.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: It says a lot of that's what she said, jokes
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: and everything. It's like it's like a It's like a
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: single man's wet dream right there, dude, Right she's giving
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: you all of this energy. And he wants to go
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: lift a dresser with Carla.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: By the way, I had totally forgotten I know he's
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: talking about this. I am totally forgotten how fucking obsessed
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: he is with Carla, and this episode like brought it
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: to a new level. He's got this beautiful woman sucking
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: on her finger telling him that she's coming over, and
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: and and and.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: She said, she said to him, she said to him,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be He said, he said, you gotta slow down,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: And she said to him, you're gonna be saying that tonight.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Dude, dude, just pause for a second.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Does any did anyone notice how adorable I look in
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: this episode.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Of Getting She doesn't.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Doesn't He doesn't care about Kelly Williams.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I love is like, guys, yeah, guys, I don't want
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: to I don't want to be say the obvious reason,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: right right.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: But Chris, now this is before you come into the picture.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: But he knows that there's a possibility that I'm coming over.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: You texted him earlier like what you're doing?
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what you're doing?
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: You get off?
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: He is Finis Carrey Show.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Let's go so.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: But he so pee whipped that he's gonna help Judy
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Carla move a dresser and uh and in his Porsche
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: by the way, which is not a very good card
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: for moving and dresser. They're gonna strap it to the roof.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Who would ever strap up dresser of the roof of
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: their port.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: But somebody who's desperate for that for that Uh anyway, go.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: On, yeah, all right, our guest is here. We're so behind.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: We we're three minutes in and our guest is here.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: So we're do a break and then we're gonna come
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: back with more fun.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna hear Chris to talk about how she
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: seduces men, including Johnny and Bill Lawrence. Right back, No, we're.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Bull what's that man?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: How you doing?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: How do you say your name?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: It's just Austin.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: It's awesome. It said something different on your screen five
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: seconds ago.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Dude. Yeah, that's that's because I usually used him to
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: play D and D. So it's my dn.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: D name.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Is becoming a running theme on this podcast for getting Donald.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: You're not going to go off on some crazy long
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: dice tanging.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Well, don't you steal Donald's Oprah voice, but introduce Austin
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: to us.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: Hey, guys, we've got Austin in the house.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Big fan.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: Austin, you want to tell the guys a little bit
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: about why you're a fan of Scrubs.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, So I got into Scrubs when I was
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: a kid. I'm only like twenty nine.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: And I was only twenty nine.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: You don't I don't think you're allowed to say twenty
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: nine and only in the same set way. I think
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: only is sort of done at twenty. Yeah, I'm only
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: forty five and I'm just uh.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Sorry, no, no, it's super chill. But my mom was
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: a big fan of the show. My mom was into
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: a bunch of the doctor shows. So I just watched
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: it all the time with my mom and I got
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: really into it, kept watching it forever.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Great, Wait, you got your headset on you a game
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: or two?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: I am, I'm a gamer and I like stream and junk.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: So I got these like big, big big, they are big.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: And what do you play? What do you what do
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: you stream and or play the most? Because Donald's a
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: gamer and uh or ec us TV before he had kids,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: so many kids deal with kids. But what do you play?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Donald will probably know what it is.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: Uh the game? So I mean right now where I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: play the most?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know anything about animal crossing. Christy, your
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: kids probably play animal crossing.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know from video games.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, but what can you Donald? Do you know animal crossing?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: What often can you tell us what? What the basic
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: idea of animal crossing is?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah? So the basic gave of animal crossing is you're
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: a human and you have a bunch of antipromofic animal
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: friends and you all live on this this game. It's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: an island. Sometimes it's a town. They tsk you the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: human of like making the town nice, and that's kind
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: of it. You just you design this like town to
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: look how you want, and you just like invite friends.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like the Sims. But you can
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: invite can't you go visit people and really talk to strangers?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: You can if you want to. You can invite friends over.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: You can go to other people's eyelands. It's it's really
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: like it's a lot like the Sims, but like if
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: you wanted to, let like a six year old play
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: the Sims on supervised, Like animal crossing is a pretty
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: safe bet. They can't get into too much like weirdness.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember when my sim died. I got really upset.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: You don't an animal crossing things?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, you can kill your sim. I don't know
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: if you guys have killed sim.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: I've never killed. I've never killed. Did they build the
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: graveyard in the backyard. That's what the graveyards are for.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: That's what the graveyards are.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Joelle, you're smiling. Have you ever killed a Sim?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: Actually, instead of getting animal crossings, my brothers and I
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: have been obsessively playing SIMS four, and he built a
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: basement that they could not get.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Out of.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: The great sad. I thought. I was, I was shocked.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, you can kill a sim. Yeah, you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: can kill your sim. Don't walk him in the basement.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Austin, where are you where you call it from?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: I am in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, Michigan, in the house.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Right on, Austin, Do you have a question for the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: legendary Donald Faison or Krista Miller or Zach or you
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: can ask me to.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: I do have a question for Zach and Donald. I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: was just curious, like what y'all missed the most about
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: not being on Scrubs anymore, Like not being on a
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: project together. That's like in person filming all the time.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: This what you're hearing, Austin. It's the easiest question to answer,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: and it's this. It's like if you just you weren't
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: on before, but just sitting around with Christa and Donald
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: and cracking up, that's what we would do every day,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: and just so happened that we'd also be making a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: TV show. But we were just like it was our
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: group of friends, not just the cast, but the crew
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: and the writers, and I don't know they'll ever be
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: lucky enough to have a job where the assignment is
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: to go and laugh your ass off all day. Yeah,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: we really I really missed that. It was like a
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: natural drug. It was like an all natural drug that
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: is gone from my life. I mean, just cracking up
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: five days a week.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: And because because we get the opportunity to do this podcast,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: we get to relive it all again, you know what
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, And it's really awesome. We were before you
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: came on, Austome. We were talking to Christa about things
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: that had nothing to do with the show, and we're
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: just pretty much catching up. Even though I've talked to
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: we talked to Christa like recently, we're still on you know,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: now that we have mics in our face, We're like,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: let's let's just let's talk some more. Let's talk about
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: some the great times we had.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: So don't you miss that, Krista giggling.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I could do this.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: Podcasts every day.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: You guys ives you're the christ is the first guest
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: in Fake Doctor's Real Friend's History that's been was booked twice.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Before she even before she's gonna she and Bill Lawrence
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: are going to be on the finale of season one
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: together and I predict mayhem. I hope that Bill lasts
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: for a stop hug during the show, Oh he will.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: You know, you know what it was is that Scrubs.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Also, I don't know if that I worked on a
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: job before where we were.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Truly friends, yes, and truly friends.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: You're all in this hospital and and you're not seeing
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: any other people, so you're in it. You're doing this
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: funny work, which you know when you're doing it is
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: really funny, right, and and.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: All the people around are funny.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: All the writers were talented, all the actors are talented,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: and you could go and be stupid if it didn't
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: work out, that was fine because everyone was doing it.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: And I just felt like my.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Work got so much better every time I would work
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: on that show because everyone would elevate you. You know,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: there wasn't like the weak link that you didn't you know,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: want to be with, and it was it was such
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: a special time.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: We would we would finish the show and then hang
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: out on weekends like, no, when has that ever happened? Again?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean maybe if you're on location
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: somewhere with someone, but but yeah, it was. It was
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: it was just a it was just a once in
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: a lifetime I hope it's not a once in a
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: lifetime experience. I hope I get to experience something especially again.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: But I just can't imagine that I'll ever have such
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: a group as we did.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were very lucky, awesome, well, and the.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Tone was of like camaraderie and support if anyone did something,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: you know what it was. It wasn't the person there
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: that wanted to have all the jokes or was trying
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: to steal focused or doing all Everyone was happy for
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: everyone else to be funny.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you got a sense like this is this
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: person's time to shine, Like don't get in their way,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: let them, let them crush it. And we were like
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: rooting each other on.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I got another question, my friend.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: I do have another question. This one's from my mom, because,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: like I said, you got me into the show. So
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: when I found out, I had to give her a.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Call because a mom's boy is Donald and I are.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: My mom. Just wanted to know what was everybody's favorite
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: episode of film.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Christy, you want to go first as our special guest.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Favorite episode.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: I loved that scene that I tell everyone off and
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: ruin everybody's life.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: And everybody's big monologue, just destroy everybody.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I tell her, but I also will
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: say this the moment that I wish I could do overs.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like I took a good advantage of
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: being able to have a proper makeout session with Zach Brath.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know what I mean, Like, I
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: just it just got really uncomfortable.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: I just feel like I didn't investigate that as thoroughly
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: as I wanted to.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, by the way she says this ship
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: in front of Bill. Can you imagine how dear listeners,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: imagine how awkward it is when she says this ship
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: in front of Bill and she She'll be We'll be
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: standing there. It will be like a dinner, and she'll
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: be like, you know, Bill, I just I wish I
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: just didn't save her the time the making scenes.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't save her. I didn't say one more take.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't like get into it.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't, you know, I should have said one more take.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: And Bill's and Bill and Bill's just saying and just
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Bill's just standing there shaking his head, and I'm like,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: And I was like, Zach was a little nervous. Maybe
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: we could revisit it now, Yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: We do.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got it so awkward right now?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Could you guys get off the zoom call for my Donald?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go? I know what my show is.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: My favorite episode to shoot was the musical episode. I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: really enjoyed that. There are a bunch of things that
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: I got to do on this show that were bucket
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: list type things like I wanted I've always wanted to
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: be in a Star Wars and I got to do
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: that very early on in this show. One of my
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: favorite actors in the Whole Wide World is well, I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: should say characters in the Whole Wide World are characters
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: that Harrison Ford has played, and Indiana Jones was one
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: of them, and I got the opportunity to do that
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: as well. But I really, most most of all, I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: enjoyed doing the musical episode and having to dance and sing.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: You know, I front like I tell it. People ask me,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: are you a fan of musical theater? And I'll lie
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: and I'll say to them, absolutely not. I hate musical theater.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: You don't show that anymore.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: I still say that to people. I'll be like, why why,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: I say that a lot.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, Donald get in his car without his kids and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: play Frozen.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: I will do I would do that, not only Frozen,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: I'll play like. I'll play I play les Miss in
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: the car. I play five guys named Mo in the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: car like I go all in. But I really enjoyed
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: dancing and singing and uh with with with these guys.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: It was a lot of fun.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: My favorite episode is the one we've mentioned before. It
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: was my first episode directing, and it was one of
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: the most epic episodes we've ever shot because Bill wanted
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: to give me something that was quite literally impossible to
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: execute in five days. But I was living my dream.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I was working on the show that I was so
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: proud of and excited about. The episode was huge. It's
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: the one where Donald and I go on a quest
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: over the course of one night to find Heather Graham's
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: character Molly to give her the permission slip from Sarah
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: that says I'm allowed to have sex with her. And
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Johnny's storyline is that he has to go to a
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: ride with in an ambulance as part of his training,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: and Molly Shannon was the guest star and I don't know,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I just really it turned out really great, and as
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Donald's reminded me at some point, said, do you say it?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I was treated by a kyo?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Donald, I was treated by a kyo. Where you've been?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I was treed by a coyote?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: No, I go, I go, I go, I go to you?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: How the hell did you get up there? I was
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: treed by a kyot.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I love it when Donald does his Woody Allen. I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: was treated by I was treed. So that was a
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: really great episode and I just felt really proud of
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: it and I pulled it off, and it was one
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: of those things where it's one of my favorite episodes.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: We'll give you one more question if you haven't. Yeah,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: well that was just thank you.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: No, we didn't tell the guy he was going to
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: have three.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: How are people staying sane in this pandemic?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: You know, this is an escape for us, to be
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: honest with you, This is this If I didn't have
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: this outlet, you know. My wife said to me actually
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: this morning, she was like, you don't understand, man. You
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: have an outlet. You get to talk to your best friend,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: and you get to talk to the people that you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: worked with for over ten you know, for ten years.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: You get to talk to them once or twice a week.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: I don't have an outlet like that. So she's going
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: insane right now, you know what I mean. And she's
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: with the kids while I'm doing this right now. But
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: this is an escape for me, and I wish I
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: could bring my wife up in here so she could
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: enjoy this too, because she would have such a great.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Time she come on one day. I just realized she
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: would love to come on. Hilarious and so funny.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: She would also embarrass the shot out of me too
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: by talking about me, uh, talking about things that I want.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: We're gonna have to do.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: We should one day, like if we keep doing this,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: we should do like the significant others.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Guests go right right and how they dealt with.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: We'll test it out with Bill and Christa on the
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: on the season one finale and see how it comes.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: But awesome. That's how I stay saying, me.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Too, me too. I'm the same way, man. I look
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: so forward to this, and especially seeing the reaction to
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: it and people loving it so much. It's just it's
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: mind boggling to us. And so it is. It's like therapy.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: We come here and me we laugh and giggle and
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: act stupid and I'm really loving it. Chris Sane, how
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: are you staying scene over there?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I've been writing with someone. I've been.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: You know, all my kids are here. It's you know,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: in La. We have a good setup. You know, we
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: have croquet in the backyard. We played croquet every afternoon.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: We had a very rousing game of code names last night,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: which was very fun. You know, I'm happy just doing
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: my thing.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: By the way, as we started the show, Austin, you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: weren't here. But there are certain people that are so happy,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: you know that they don't that the world has given
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: them permission to not have to leave their house. And
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: christ is one of those. She's like, oh, no one,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: no one gets to tell me that I have to
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: go do things. I'm fine, thank you.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm totally fine.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: What about you, Austin? How are you staying sane?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: You know a lot of video games, a lot of
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: I picked up, like a bunch of extra tabletop gaming
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: besides D and D since this all started.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: What's one you can recommend to our listeners. That's not
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: too hard because I know some of these tabletop games
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: are very complicated, like D and D. But if someone
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: if someone who's listening, including myself, wanted to kind of
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: get into the world of tabletop gaming. What it is
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: one or two that you recommend?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: Uh one I really coommend is bubble Gum Shoe.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I'm running that down.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: It is. Kids can't play it. You play as a
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: teenage detective. Okay, so you're a teen detective and the
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: rules are pretty simple. The character sheet I have mind
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: right here, it's like a single page. There's not a
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: bunch of complex rules you have to remember a bunch
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: of math you gotta do.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: So there's that one. What about another one, bubble Gum Show.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: I wrote that down.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: Another one is uh no, thank you Evil.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I believe it's the name, Thank you Evil.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Can my kids play that too?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Your kids can't play that one too. It is an
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: all ages tabletop RPG game that scales the rules depending
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: on how old the kid is.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: So s you should be writing this down because Donald
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: could have like forty players at his house.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: Oh cool, you man, All right, there's not that many
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: of us.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Listen, Casey got pregnant, like while we were on this podcast. Listen,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: what about Settlers of Katan? I hear about that. It
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: feels like that's the most famous for us non board
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: game people. That's the most famous one you hear about.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Do you like that one?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: I don't like Settlers of Catan. Nothing against the artists
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: who worked on it or the team who made.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I started to interrupt, but holy, both of our producers.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I want you to know that both of our producers
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes have their cameras off. They both flipped their cameras
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: on to show how fucking limits coming back, Dan, you
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: gotta come back and walked away. Joel almost fell off
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: her chair. Danny, I'm just.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: A humble fan. I mean, I love Settlers.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: No, it's fine. I just want you to know you
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: gave both of our producers a heart attack.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Settlers of God against.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: I know now that the show Joelle just Joelle just
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: left the room. She had to get off.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that that big on Settlers.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, I'm here to tell you. I'm
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: here to tell you everyone. I don't know sellers with can,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: but I can tell you that are very strong opinions
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: on both sides of loving or hating Austin. We got
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: to go because we've already run so long. Thank you
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: so much, for coming, thanks for being a fan, and
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: uh and uh and and thanks for the recommendations on
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: the games.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks so much for having me.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Do you want to mention your Twitch stream?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: Oh sure, yeah, I stream with Welcome to the Party
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: RPG every Saturday at eight pm Eastern Standard time. Uh,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: where you can watch you play Bubble Gum Shoe.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go, guys. I think Krista will be
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: definitely tuning in and yes and uh no, but I'd
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: love to watch you play. And I can't wait to
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: tune in to watch you and Joel and Dan play
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Sellers of Catan and have them have them change your
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: mind off.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: Thank you everybody. You'll have a lovely day.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, I've not We've been doing this for eighteen episodes.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: I've never seen Joel or Dan get that worked up
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: about anything.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: They got very worked up just now. Joelle gets worked
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: up when we talk Star Wars.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I know, but I gotta tell you that was the
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: best adverseillers of Good Tan I've ever seen ever in
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: the history. I know, but we're gonna get them as
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: an advertiser now because our producers flipped out, all right.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: When the janitor says this, stethoscope is mine, and then
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: he says into the stethoscope, it's getting hot, Redbird pull
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: me out. That shit was funny, I'll laugh.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: I left at that too.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: That's clearly a Neil improv because there's no way that
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: was written into the scrip.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: I like the I do.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: I did love the c story because I of Donald
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: and Sarah, of finding out about Ken Jenkins musical past.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: But I do love Donald and Sarah together. The chemistry
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: with the two of them is very.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Unique, I wrote, I wrote at the end of this,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: I wrote, I've really enjoyed watching Sarah and I together.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Uh and and we didn't get to do a lot.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: I don't recall us doing a lot together while making
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: the show. So going back and seeing this, it was like,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: holy shit, we had a good little dynamic duo thing going.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a it's a it's kind of an
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: unusual chemistry.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: It's it's definitely different in a way, like you're both
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: kind of silly, Like there's some bumbling element to it
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: that's very funny, Like you have a line reading when
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: you're you're still holding onto her finger because she swore
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: to you that she wasn't going to do it and then.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: In a second she sees Ken she's She says, I
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: heard you did the music and you went you you swore.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't notice that they were still touching pinky Yeah, we're.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Still holding each other's pinkies.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: And then I pulled away. You sa.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Like, I enjoyed that a lot as going back in
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: looking at this, who knew Ken Jenkins was that good
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: of a guitar player, Dude.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: I know, I knew we had a great voice. I
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: forgot that he could play the guitar like that.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: Dude, it sounded like he was he was blusing out, man,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: he was going hard. Was that actually him playing yeah?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Clearly him playing yeah yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: You know it's funny. Most of the cast, with the
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: exception of Sarah when we did the musical, could really sing.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, had had some form of musical talent. Although Sarah
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: does dance in this episode.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Sarah can dance. For dancing this episode is very adorable.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah I told her, I told you so, dance.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I told you so.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: But I remember that went that went a lot further,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: but they cut it for the episode. Like she gets
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: into the full splits when and when we would play
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: the the gag reel and they let that thing go.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: At one point she got all the way down into
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: a full split, but I guess for the show they
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: felt they was going on.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Oh really, So if you're into did you guys can
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: watch the Blueberr slash gag reel of season one and
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: there's probably video of Sarah doing extending that dance for
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: a long time.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Told you so, I told you all the way down
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: to the split.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so adorable when she dances.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's so adorable in general.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I know I miss her, I really know she We
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: don't get to see Sarah that much because she's often
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: in Canada. But when when the world's not closed down,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: you know, we see Christa and Bill and obviously Donald
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: and I see each other. We don't ever see Chalky
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: as we call her.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do miss her.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: You know what I missed this year was the Easter.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah that you guys do has a beautiful Easter party
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: with bunnies, with bunnies, bunnies.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: Every everyone was sad and I thought we would do
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: it this summer, like, but we can't.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: So we're just gonna have to wait till next year,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: and the Easter.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Book this year is amazing, and I have I was
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: just thinking as I was talking to you, guys, I
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: have to send you some of the pictures because I
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: have pictures of you and Zach and John c that
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: are so sweet, like you just have your arms, like
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: really sweet pictures.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I love that party you have, and every year that
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm like a little kid because I'm like,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to see everyone. But then in my head,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bunnies.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my kids love that party so much. They can't
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: you know, there's an Easter egg hunt. There's you know,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: there are there are bunnies, there are goats, there are
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: a bunch of different animals, baskets. Oh my gosh.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: They for the love and for the adults. Alcohol.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, alcohol, but also everyone knows each other. It's kind
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: of a great group. Yeah, Ross comes, it's just all good.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: You guys throw a really good party. I think when
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: the world opens up, you should throw a bash.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Bill.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: So Krista Miller Booty Call is at seven thirty five. Yeah,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: it's a great entrance. Christa, you walk, you walk right in.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: You're like, you don't even knock on the door. You're like,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: let's do that.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Hey, honey, honey, I'm home. That's what she says, Honey,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: I'm home.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: She goes right to the bar starts pouring herself a drink, and.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: He says something stupid. She's like, if you're going to
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: talk like that, I need to pour me a bigger drink. Yeah.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so boring, so boring.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: You know, we never learned about Jordan's other love interests.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, clearly Jordan was I'm sure not solely using
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: doctor Cox as a booty call, or maybe she was.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: What do you think.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: No, No, you do you think you do what we
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: saw you?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: You were one of the booty calls.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: No, I was never your booty call. Well, yeah, that's true.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: You are.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Sorry, sorry I was, I was. I was. Yeah.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: So I think she's having her way with lots of men,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: probably right.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But think in the back of her mind.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Did Jordan think in the back of her mind that
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: she was going to get back with Cox eventually?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Uh? I don't.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: It's crazy people that get divorced and then get remarried.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: That's such a that's also and.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: Johnny C also have like four or five visectames and
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: then reverse vasectomies too for.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: You though, yeah for me, yeah yeah, can you really
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: reverse a vasectomy with I mean.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: You can, right, That's what the doctor said when he
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: did mine. He told me, don't worry, we can reverse
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: this shit really. Oh yeah, and anytime and when Casey
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: starts getting itchy again, we might have to do it.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: That's all I know.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: Now, bullshite, We're not gonna have no more kids. Crazy.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: It's a shame that you snipped yourself. Donald. You make
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: such beautiful children.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: They're so beautiful.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: Thank you very very much.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: And I know it's expensive, but you know, next time
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: you get some big ass job, you're gonna be like,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: I need to plant my seed.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Now, Donald, how many kids you have?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Like fortune seven? Yeah?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's up there now.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: I mean I see like twelve of them at Easter,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: which makes me happy.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the other and then the other the
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: other thirty something.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Donald, tell us about Holy son of a Cracker, because.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: That that that I remember when I had to say that.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: And you know who gave me that was Bill Lawrence.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Bill Lawrence. Yeah, there's no way.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Bill wrote holy son of a Cracker.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: Bill Lawrence on set came to me and said, say,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: holy son of a cracker.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: I was like, what.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Say, holy son of a cracker?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, George Jefferson used to say cracker all
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's it derocker, you know. Okay, So look
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: for those of you who don't know, and then cracker
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean anything when somebody says a cracker is somebody
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: of the opposite race who cracks a whip on black people.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: That's where a cracker is from.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: That's where cracker comes from. You and and and you
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: are below other white people because all you are is
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: a whip cracker.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I see. So that's what you're calling JD JD.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Is called.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Just checking that. That's calling your best friend.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: I'm just putting out there. So when Bill said that shit,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, really, he was like, say it. I
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: was like, okay, but don't.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: You think isn't it the fun the most fun part
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: in Scrubs When Bill would you'd be doing a joke
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: and Bill whispers something in your ear and he'd say,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: don't say anything. So you haven't told anyone that you're
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: going to change the queue line for them, and then
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: you say something like son of a Cracker and then
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: everyone laughs.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: It's the it's the best, it's.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: The best feeling.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Who would never laugh though, is fucking Neil Flynn. You
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: could never say anything where he'd be like, I didn't
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: think that was fun. You caught me off guard. Yeah,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: he would always be right away ready to go again. Christa,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: was it Stuff or Maxim Magazine that you were on
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: the cover of.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: I was the first Maxim magazine cover girl.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, that is awesome. That's amazing.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Bill said. He used to walk around town holding the
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: magazine talking about this is my my girlfriend. Have you
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: seen a new Maximi my girlfriend?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: It was. That was really fun and cool.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so holy son of a Cracker. And I remember
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: also that day you were there. We were doing the
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: scene and we tried to convince Lawrence Trilling to who
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: directed this episode, to put lotion on the side of
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: the bed. So when Turk rolls over and says to Carla, hey,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: so you know, since we're up, and she goes no, no, no.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: Instead of him going back to sleep, we tried to
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: make it so that I rolled over and then squeezed
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: lotion and.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: We definitely shot that shot that.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we definitely shot that didn't That was hilarious. That
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: was one of those things where he was like, you know,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: I showed it to Krista and she was like, yeah.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Christ didn't like masturbation. So, speaking of that ten twenty three,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: when I come in and my my parents are playing Wheelbarrow,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: and that's that's me, the voice of my own father, like,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: go back to bed. I'm fixing mommy's back.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Which is very interesting because the very next episode, John Ridd.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, John Ridder, It's such a shame that we can't.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know who to have on. I actually
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: thought about having his son on, but then I thought,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Jason even watched an episode of Scrubs,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: but we're gonna have to turn that episode of into
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: just a beautiful memorial Christa in bed with Johnny C.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: He's ripped Christa. So if you're gonna have a scene partner,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: at least you get the very muscular Johnny C.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I imagine this was one of those days
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: where you're like, dude, if you put all of that
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: fucking grease on your body, I'm gonna kill you.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: I can't do that.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: He would also do lots of push ups right, yes, yeah,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: One secret for you young actors out there is that
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: if you do lots of push ups right before you're seen,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: at least makes you look a little bit more ripped.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: But not that Johnny needed to help. He's pretty damn ripped.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: But Johnny would always bang out a whole bunch of
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: push ups.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: But I did notice that this is one of those
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: episodes where the Crisco was light. It was light, it
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: was light. Light on.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: You guys, will have to have me on when you
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: when we when you get far way farther down in seasons,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: when I had to come in after giving birth to
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: Will two weeks after giving birth to Will and roll
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: slide around with Johnny c in bed with just looped up,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: another show.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: So he would just he would make his muscles glisten
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: or no, I think he was supposed to be post sex. It'
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: supposed to be sweaty, right.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: No, it didn't his muscles glisten.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: Dude, that was his thing, all right.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Well, he man likes to listen. If you have those
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: pectoralis majors, shine him up.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see it.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Donald, I laughed when you said, have you guys ever
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: stopped at think that maybe Bunny is just a real bunny?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Turk is so dumb.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: Dum. That was like a todd Yeah, he's so dumb.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: I remember watching that.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, what, so, Christa, do you think that
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: she was jealous? But then was the last thing in
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: the world she was gonna do is let him think
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: that she was jealous?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Of course, Well, this is my motto in life.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Also, so that was sort of method acting. Yes, it was.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. And also speaking of very cristal things,
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: when you're in the cafeteria at sixteen oh nine and
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: they get in a fight and you go, I should leave.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: And then when when Christy hears a good bit of
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: gossip like kiss her fingers like it like she's licking
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: off the juices. She'll do this face donal when you
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: put your fingers And I literally wrote down, I literally
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: went out on my notes. That is so Christa being
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: like I should leave.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: But not leaving, not leaving at all.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: All right, how did they do the sweat thing on you? Dude?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: There was like a little hidden hose, tiny little hose
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: in my hairline, and I think that's how it was done.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: And then it just drips it. Just open it up
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: and face.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: That was well done.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Also, when you got on the elevator, this is an
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: argument in Bill's favor where maybe the janitor is in
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: JD's mind, because I think this is the this is
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: the one time where he gets, hey, hey, killer, how
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: you doing after you're very very uh destruct because you
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: feel like you didn't do enough for the patient who
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: just died, right, and you walk onto the elevator and
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: the janitor is there and he's like, hey, killer, and
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: may it sent you even further?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: And that that too, and then you walk out, See
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: you later, killer.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: That's true. Christa makes a good point. How would he
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: even know that I lost the patience? He just knows everything.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: He's all knowing that channel. He's yeah, but but you've
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: already proven that time and time again.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: Donald. I'm just saying this is one of those moments
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: where this is one of those moments where.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: Bill doesn't even have defenses anymore. He just yells five
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: to six, seven, eight, right, Christah. I don't know if
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: you know this, because I don't know how much you're
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: listening to this. But Bill yelling five to six seven
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: eight to start our theme song has become a fan
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: favorite joke on my Instagram. Every other comment is just
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: five to six seven eight, which is a shout out
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: to your husband.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: He wanted me to do that today and I said, no.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: We made a rule. We made a rule. You're allowed
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: to count and I think he should count in when
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  Speaker 1: we're done with the show. We decided. In the world
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: of the podcast, Bill is the only one, because he's
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  Speaker 1: the creator of the show, with the power to start
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: the theme song without our permission, right.
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  Speaker 3: Donald, Yeah, he's the only one. Like I don't even
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: get the power to do that unless it's for the show.
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  Speaker 1: Right and and yes if it's not the Yeah, Bill,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Bill has magical powers. You can always start the thing.
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  Speaker 5: He's the only one that can do that.
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  Speaker 3: That didn't look like a firing squad either, but that
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: joke was hilarious as fuck. Uh okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, okay,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. And then they catch
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: it the firing squad, you know, the putting the blindfold.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: It looked like a comedy club. The spotlight on you
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: and everything. And so when you go, I'm okay, that
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  Speaker 3: shit had me. I laughed so fucking heart at that. Dude.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: That was very funny.
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  Speaker 5: I'm okay, was.
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  Speaker 1: A mistake, because you're right, it looked like a comedy club.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: You need a different backdrop for the for the I
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: don't know what the correct for firing squad is, but
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: brick wall is not it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so or whatever, but I thought
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  Speaker 3: that was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: So then Ken sings and it's very beautiful and and he's.
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  Speaker 3: The song of the He's the song of the episode
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  Speaker 3: in this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that song is a is a
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: made up song. This might be a good question for
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: should ask have Chris to ask Bill? He's not gonna remember,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: He's just gonna say five to six, seven eight, But
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: should we We want to be fun with Chris to
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: ask Bill a question?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: Do you have me to?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: I can intercom him in his office.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's see if he'll answer in his pheto tear.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: Here we go, all right, let me see what is
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: it called?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Just let me scroll down. My mansion billiards, billiards, indoor pool,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: outdoor pool.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: We have a question for you.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: We're on the podcast. We're on the podcast right now.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: You're on the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: What the song that Ken Jenkins sings at the end
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: of one eighteen Is that a made up song?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Or is that a song?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: A heart?
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're taping you now. Tusk Gluke's heart Heart.
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  Speaker 1: It was a made up song and we were just
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: goofing around with it, and he helped us come up
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: with it. He always just to fit on his guitar
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: and as a Broadway thing, and the second that I
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: asked him to do it, He's like, should be something
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: like this, and they went, hang up.
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  Speaker 5: Off.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: No matter what you do, no matter keep.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: Keep giving.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: How many chances can we give him? How many chances?
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: You know what? I feel like, It's like Lucy and
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Peanuts with the football. I mean, how many chances are
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: we going to give this? Never learn We never learned,
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: We never learned. A great episode, great episode. I did
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: find it funny that Johnny c has just had sex
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: with Jordan twice and then he's looking for boobs on TV.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Understand that either, like boobs like I didn't understand that I.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: Was supposed to say that he's lonesome and that he's
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: that he's this booty calls you, but you guys aren't
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: getting back together, and so he you've sabotaged his chances
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: with this woman and now he is just back on
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: his couch alone, trying to look for boobs on TV.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: But my brain went like, dude, you just had sex
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: twice with Jordan, who's such a babe, and you're like,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: now you're on your couch looking for boobs on TV.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: That makes no sense.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you have make a blbido, it makes no sense.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: Well, even with my libido after three times, I'm good
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: for a while, dude, At least at least for an hour, Yeah,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: a few hours.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: Hold up, Charlotte, you're Charlotte's being a little loud outside.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: Of my office.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: Charlotte can make a cameo if she.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: Wants here, Bart come here.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: We'll give her a chance to plug her music.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come say hi to Zach's podcast.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: To Zach and.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: Donald on it right now?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're on it. I look at we're on right now.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: What's up, booty hole?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: There's no there's no video, Charlotte, So you can look
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: all the booty hole you want.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 7: Can you just hear me properly.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: We can hear absolutely.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: I follow you on Instagram and I love your music.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 7: Thanks Donald, I follow you too, Charlotte.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Charlotte, Like, millions of people listen to this, so you
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: have to tell them where to find your music.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 7: Look up, Charlotte Lawrence. Guys and have fun with.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: It, Charlotte Lawrence on Spotify, Apple Music, everywhere. We knew
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: this this this girl when she was a baby.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 7: I would be on Scrub sets when I was little.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 7: I wait, do you know what people might not know?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: It's a little fun fact.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: Is one fun fact.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 8: And at the end of every Scrubs episode when it
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 8: says doozer, when it's like the end credits, you hear
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 8: bye bye, and it's me from when I was two
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 8: years old.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: I'm set Scrub Wiki, Scrubs Wiki.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, Scrubs Wick.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: You didn't know that.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: And Charlotte, didn't you do a cameo when you were
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: like a little bit when you were a little older,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: like as a little girl, didn't you dance?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 7: I just posted it for mom's birthday.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 8: It was like Jordan had a flashback and she imagined
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 8: she had her own talk show and then she was
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 8: talking to some girl and was like, you're boring as hell.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: Just watch me dance with a little girl who looks
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: just like me instead.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 8: So I came on and I remember I got to
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 8: skip school for it. Even I was like the happiest
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 8: I've ever been because my school had like really serious
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 8: uniforms that you had to follow, and I showed up
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 8: to school like in makeup and hair, in a full
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 8: app But I was like, yeah, guys, I was working.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: I was acting.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: That was probably the beginning of you wanting to go
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: into being a performer. Like it was.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 7: Oh, definitely. I was too happy being in front of
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 7: the camera and dancing. I was like, please just keep
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 7: folding me.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: I never want to guys were doing the Running Man.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was so fun.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 7: No, but it was so funny.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 8: My mom was like, okay, like, I brought your uniforms.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 8: You can change in the car when he went back
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 8: to school.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, no, no, I'm acting.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 7: I'm an actor and everyone needs to know that I'm an.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: Actor now right.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: Well, we miss you. We miss your whole family. Donald
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: and I. We wish we could come over and hang out.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 7: I miss you guys so much. My uncles, my family.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 7: I was so sad when Easter came along, because we
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 7: always have the most fun.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: We talked about it on the podcast, the Party of
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: the Year, Party of and Bunnies.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 7: And by bunnies and goats.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: In my mind, the bunnies are always at your house.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 7: They're just underneath the house. We let them out only
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 7: in Easter.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: All right, Darling, put your mom back on so we
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: can close the show up.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: We love you, I love you, guys. Bye, I love you, Mamma,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: We take the doggies out, and Christy is such an
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: amazing mammager. I want everyone to know that she's wearing
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: a Charlotte Lawrence hoodie.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, of course, represent represent Christa.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: This was so fun. We went I think the longest
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: we've ever gone ever, and but the fans seem to
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: love that. And and thank you for coming on.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: I have more stuff.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: I have more stuff to ask you, but I'll wait
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: until the season finale.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: I worry that Bill is going to just hog all
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: her airtime. So Chris, to make sure that you even
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: lay down the rules. There's room for you to speak.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: I will I will tell you that he said before
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: it came up.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 4: He is make sure to tell them that that that
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: that outfit, you know, like men's pants and a tank
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: top is my favorite texiust outfit.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I will, and he goes, well,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: I'm also telling you, do you remember you know that
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: men's pants and a tank top. I'm like, no, I
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: got it. We're in quarantine. I'm in twet pants.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing my daughter's hoodie.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: Cool it.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: That's funny. So we know that. A little trivia about Bill.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: He likes a white tank top on his on his
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: on his gals.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what he likes.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys for listening. Chris to get
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: ready because you're gonna five six, seven, eight us in.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: If you have questions, go to scrubs, iHeart at Gmail,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: tell us on Instagram, anything you want to tell us.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: That's the last thing. Donald and I think you're still
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: reading these days. We really appreciate you all listening. Tell
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: your friends because this thing is blowing up and we
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: want everyone to know about it. We're having so much
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: fun and uh.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: And and and and you know, hater's gonna hate and
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: we understand that.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you're if you're the person telling Donald
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: to stop doing his opra voice. You really are getting
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: to him, and so stop trolling his ass because we
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: love it when he does his opra voice.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: He's not getting to me, or she's not getting to me.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: We love it all right, Chris to count us into
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: our theme song. It's time to sing stories.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 5: I'm not show. We made about a bunch of docs
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: and nurses said he's a stories next. Yea here, yea here,