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Hour 3 - DPOY MIA · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding Dong.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, hour three, Ready to go talk
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  Speaker 2: our number three, Miles Garrett is dodging conditioning drills with
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  Speaker 2: the Browns at the beginning. Anyway, how does this land
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  Speaker 2: for you? Also, Houston is pondering a massive extension for
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  Speaker 2: quarterback CJ Stroud. Why would you even consider a long
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  Speaker 2: term deal when the guy hasn't shown he can elevate
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  Speaker 2: anyone for the past two years. Also, are we sure
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  Speaker 2: that the Jaguars are not interested in Giants defensive tackle
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  Speaker 2: Dexter Lawrence or are they just trying to avoid tampering headlines?
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  Speaker 2: So our lead this hour, our lead this hour coming
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  Speaker 2: from the NFL. No, we are not going to rehash
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  Speaker 2: the scandal of the week.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get back to that at some point. It's the
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  Speaker 1: NFL media has.
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  Speaker 2: Decided to not talk about that, but we're not part
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  Speaker 2: of the mainstream, so we can talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: Our lead this hour, though from Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: Mistake by the Lake two point zero Brown's Edge rusher
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  Speaker 2: Miles Garrett hop skipping and jumping away from the start
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  Speaker 2: of the team's offseason program, the voluntary workouts. Now normally
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  Speaker 2: is it we who cares whatever? In our show up?
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  Speaker 2: He's a seasoned veteran. Well, he is putting his roster
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  Speaker 2: workout bonus in jeopardy. Say what do you hear about this?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: All right, So we are told that Miles Garrett his
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  Speaker 2: bonus is fully guaranteed, but Garrett must still earn the bonus.
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  Speaker 2: To do so, we are told Garrett has to participate
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  Speaker 2: in over eighty four percent of the off season workout sessions.
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  Speaker 2: He's got to participate in all the mini camps, participate
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  Speaker 2: in all the OTAs and all that, all the days
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  Speaker 2: of the OTAs, and timely reporting the training camp. If
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  Speaker 2: he does that, they will give him one million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: What in the world can you imagine that you just
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  Speaker 2: show up to work and you get a million dollars
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  Speaker 2: just because doing what you're supposed to be doing. That's
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  Speaker 2: one of my pet peeves in life, people that take
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  Speaker 2: credit for doing what they're supposed to be doing.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, It's like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Like, come on, it appears that Miles Garrett is trying
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  Speaker 2: to live a life that is full of fun, and
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  Speaker 2: that does not involve going to the Cleveland Brown's facility
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  Speaker 2: to work out in voluntary workouts, even though they're not voluntary.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a million dollars writing on them, that's
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  Speaker 2: doesn't sound very voluntary to me. What do I know?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: So good joming all point. Let us discuss the question
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  Speaker 2: Miles Garrett playing dodge ball with voluntary conditioning drills.
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  Speaker 1: And all that with the Brownies. How does this land
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  Speaker 1: with you?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got tax man, kitty Cat and thousand Island dressing,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: see the red miss descend.
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  Speaker 1: Is what we're going to see.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So, first of all, appears that Miles Garrett
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  Speaker 2: is enjoying his jet setting.
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  Speaker 1: Good for him, Good for him.
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  Speaker 2: This is a message in a bottle with a doctor's note.
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  Speaker 2: The prescription calls for in oligarch's level of sunshine, sunshine, sunshine, sunshine.
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  Speaker 2: Why not Miles Garrett willing to flush a million bucks
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  Speaker 2: down the drain in that restructured contract, all of that.
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  Speaker 1: To avoid workouts.
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  Speaker 2: It would appear, based on the early chatter like what
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  Speaker 2: a message superstar flexing his levers now the power play
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  Speaker 2: power play power play dynamic is on display here. It
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  Speaker 2: could be that this is a situation where Miles Garrett
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  Speaker 2: is enjoying himself.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'll get to it when I get
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  Speaker 1: to it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to rush back from a castle in
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  Speaker 2: Spain or wherever I am. Now. Is it true that
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  Speaker 2: the other message in play here is that Miles Garrett
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  Speaker 2: has few money, that he's making about forty plus million
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  Speaker 2: dollars a year, and he is more than fine for
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  Speaker 2: sending a deposit to the taxman and paying the one
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  Speaker 2: million dollar tax to enjoy his downtime. Now, I would
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  Speaker 2: argue the possibility of a trade is not off the table,
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  Speaker 2: despite the team publicly rejecting the idea that Miles Garrett
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  Speaker 2: would be traded. We are a few weeks away from
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  Speaker 2: the NFL Draft and that is ground zero for trades.
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  Speaker 2: So file this one away. We will revisit this. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna revisit this at another time, Okay, we will. Now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 2: speaking of verdonculous, we go to Houston where the Texans
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  Speaker 2: they made the decision.
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  Speaker 1: The other day.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't spend any time on it because I didn't
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  Speaker 2: think it was really newsworthy. They made the fifth year
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  Speaker 2: option a real deal for Will Anderson, the edge rusher
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  Speaker 2: and quarterbacks Stroud. And the reason we didn't really bring
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  Speaker 2: it up as a box checking exercise. Will Anderson is
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  Speaker 2: going to get a massive extension because this just into
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  Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio.
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  Speaker 1: He's rather good.
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  Speaker 2: He's rather good, so you pay good players, and he's
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  Speaker 2: been proven, battle tested.
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  Speaker 1: He's good. Fine, So the problem is the enigma in
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  Speaker 1: the room. The enigma in the room under center there
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  Speaker 1: and the question Houston is said to.
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  Speaker 2: Be pondering a massive extension for quarterback CJ.
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  Speaker 1: Stroud.
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  Speaker 2: The question is is why would you even consider a
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  Speaker 2: long term deal when the guy hasn't shown that he
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  Speaker 2: can elevate anyone for the past two years. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: offended by the stupidity. I am, and I know the
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  Speaker 2: times we live in, and it's the old kitty cat here,
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  Speaker 2: kitty Cat here, kitty cat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, that's the kitty cat's name. Copycat. It's
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  Speaker 1: a copycat operation.
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  Speaker 2: This is the business model, no matter how many times
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  Speaker 2: these guys get paid and they turn out to suck.
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  Speaker 2: Can I get a hello to Kyler Murray? That comes
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  Speaker 2: to mind, Hello to a tongue of Iloa. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 2: can go on and on, no matter how many times
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  Speaker 2: these teams get burned. This is the standard default position.
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  Speaker 2: You just throw caution to the wind. And the reason
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  Speaker 2: you do that is because you're scared of fomo. You're
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  Speaker 2: scared of starting over. And we are not seeing a
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  Speaker 2: franchise quarterback here. We're seeing a guy in CJ. Stroud
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  Speaker 2: living off old highlights. The only marks that CJ. Stroud
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  Speaker 2: has made recently for the Texans.
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  Speaker 1: Are skid marks. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: The Texans are still romanticizing that rookie season, and in
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  Speaker 2: the process of doing that, they're getting hornswaggle.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, don't you believe your eyes? I guess you
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  Speaker 1: don't believe your lying eyes.
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  Speaker 2: And Stroud has been at the very top, mid, aggressively average.
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  Speaker 2: And I was raised that you don't reward mediocrity with
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  Speaker 2: long term money. I guess I was raised wrong. These
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  Speaker 2: nerds that have taken over the sports world, Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta pay everyone. Baseball players are getting eight nine
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  Speaker 2: year contracts with no service time. Quarterbacks that have proven
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  Speaker 2: to be middle of the road are getting paid big money,
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  Speaker 2: big money, big money, big money, No waymy stop and
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  Speaker 2: this is how you generally stay irrelevant. It's the blind
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  Speaker 2: leading the blind, period. All right, now, final thought to
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  Speaker 2: the Sunshine State we go and the rumor mill, rumor
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  Speaker 2: mill working overtime, Jacksonville, GM James Gladstone sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: fish restaurant in Malibu. James Gladstone was asked about potential
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  Speaker 2: interest in making a play for veteran defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence,
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  Speaker 2: who is at loggerheads with the Giants. He requested a
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  Speaker 2: trade earlier this week. Gladstone told reporters, quote, that's not
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  Speaker 2: something we've gone into. He said, all right, question, are
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  Speaker 2: we sure the Jaguars are not interested in Giants defensive
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  Speaker 2: tackle Dexter.
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  Speaker 1: Lawrence, or or are.
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  Speaker 2: They just trying to avoid the standard tampering headlines. So
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  Speaker 2: if you read the fine print on this, this is
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  Speaker 2: an old fashioned game of nothing to see here, nothing
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  Speaker 2: to see here, and yet it has all the trimmings
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  Speaker 2: of a tamper. Scamper.
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  Speaker 1: You're scampering away from the tampering.
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  Speaker 2: Claim that the Jaguars are tiptoeing around this like it's
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  Speaker 2: a crime scene.
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  Speaker 1: In this yellow tape.
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  Speaker 2: Up, they're acting like like, oh, come on, even thinking
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  Speaker 2: about Dexter Lawrence. My god, I will be taken away
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  Speaker 2: in cuffs by the League police. We cannot do that. Then,
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  Speaker 2: the NFL loves to throttle down on any kind of tampering.
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  Speaker 2: They love to give the cloak and dagger's secrecy a run.
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  Speaker 2: It's a shattery operation, and everyone's got their poker face
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  Speaker 2: on and they're bluffing.
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  Speaker 1: And all that.
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  Speaker 2: Publicly, it's thousand Island dressing over a canned corporate word salad.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the dressing there, the one thousand Island right
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  Speaker 2: over the word salad. Now privately it's speed dating for
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  Speaker 2: the aristocrats, the billionaires and all that. Now, if you
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  Speaker 2: want the truth, you can't handle the truth. If you
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  Speaker 2: want the truth, you will not find it at a podium.
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  Speaker 2: You'll find it pull side at a boutique resort in Sedona, Arizona.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, boys, Yeah, absolutely, hell yeah,
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  Speaker 2: wink wink. So Digital is twenty eight. He wants out
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  Speaker 2: of the Big Apple. The Jags would be a good.
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  Speaker 1: Match, and yet they're like a no no.
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  Speaker 2: So take that with a couple of pinches of salt.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of pinches of salt, that's all you need.
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  Speaker 2: Riddle of the day. Oh my god, so exciting. So
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  Speaker 2: we go to college football. Although he also coached not
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  Speaker 2: he had one week to live, he'd spend five of
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  Speaker 2: those days with his family, and two of those days
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  Speaker 2: at blank.
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  Speaker 2: from Donkey Sausage.
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see page down far out Dave says, sitting on
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  Speaker 2: from courtesy Flusher. I have not been to Glass Beach.
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  Speaker 2: I was close to Glass Beach a couple times. I've
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  Speaker 1: What else do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see page down here, Stevie Meatball said, Urban Meers
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  Speaker 2: said he would spend the other two days on a
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  Speaker 2: Clifton Opera House from alf the Alien Opiner page down.
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  Speaker 2: Uh Fudgie in Boston said a very specific kind of
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  Speaker 2: sports bar with a lot of butts, A lot of butts.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Rob the goat Man says at the Ballet. At the
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Ballet is where you go. Uh dog for dog from
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: that Winter Wonderland in Fullerton says at Disneyland, the happiest
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: place on Earth, said King Royce says under the Sea.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Under the Sea, says Chris.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And Kent Washington is up with us. On the Overnight Show,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: he says at Murray's House of Rugs in Stockton. Very
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: very funny. Yeah, quite the quite the characters. All right, Lorena,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: do you have an answer? Loraina? Do you have an answer? Please?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Summer band Camp. Summer band Camp.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Is that correct?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Is Summer band Camp correct?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: No, that is incorrect.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: The correct answer Urban Meyers said that he would spend
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: five days with his family and two at Augusta National
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: the golf course, Georgia, Georgia, hanging out down there. Let's
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: take some calls. It is a call in show. We
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: have big men's lame jokes of the week that'll be
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: coming up.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Here in a little bit. And eenie meenie miney mo.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Let's see here. Let's say hello to Screaming Stephen. I
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: haven't seen that name in a while. Hello, Screaming Steven
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: calling in on the Ben Malors Show. Hello Steven, Oh
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: my god, this is a wonderful man.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: I love you.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: How are you doing.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Well? Thanks? For asking Screaming Steven. I don't get asked
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: that question a lot.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I'm hanging in there. I'm a little bitter. I've not
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: recovered fully from losing the NCUBA.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not the end.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It's the Fox Sports Bracket Challenge, the Fox Sports Radio
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Bracket Challenge. I was this close Screaming Stephen to beaten
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Cowhard and and U Khon had to go out there
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and choke in the final game, otherwise I would have won.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: That's great, though, But you you mentioned my name in a.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Commercial several times.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: No, I've heard it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: That's wonderful. You don't great that is to hear like
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: a reference to scream and Steve, you're the greatest.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Well, when you're a legend like Screaming Steven, you do
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: have And I know you're listening, so I have to
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: occasionally just let you know that I am aware that
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: you are tuned into the show. Even though you are
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: very busy, you cannot call in all the time because
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: you have responsibilities.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: I supall asleep because I try to get up early.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Well, sleep is a responsibility. Sleep is a you need
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to sleep.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: But what about the Twins sweeping the Tigers?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Come on? Oh, how about the Tigers, who's not very
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: good right now? Tigers are the worst for the worst
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: record with the Red Sox and Mariners in the American League.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: It's just my suit to be beloved soon to be
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: World Series beloved Minnesota Twins champions.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Yep, I think, yeah, yes, that's right.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: They're gonna They're gonna bring back Kirby Pucket from the other.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Side and they're on their way.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Yep, that's probably what it would take.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Actually, think, Yeah, who else would they have to have.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: On that turnback?
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: Maybe Francis Colerian.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom ca yout, Tom Bernansky on there, you can
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: get Jack Morris Sting, he's still around. Oh we got
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: old school Minnesota Twins.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we go.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: I'm old.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: I'm old.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be sixty.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Then, remember you're always in the demo, you're thirty five.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: You don't aige screaming Steve and you're still thirty five.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Excellent advice, Yes, wonderful, that's right exactly, So you get
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: up early.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm old.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: When you were on vacation and we had a gun
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: and he made me say I live in a van,
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: come by the river.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't understand why my God, do you
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: live in a you don't even know what?
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, have so much energy.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: I gotta be like fully the MOI speaker, And I'm
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: live in a van down by the river. How great
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: is that?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Well, now that you said that, you do? You do
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: sound exactly like that.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: It's a live not far from the great Red River
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: of the North that flows.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: North against the Continental die Divide into Canada. The only
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: river in North America that flows directly north.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: No way, is that real?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Is that that?
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: North America?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yep?
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Google it. We have the technology.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Hold on sect of the North. It's red, hold on,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Hold on a sec here, Red River of the North.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Let me see you here, I'm looking hold on a
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: second the North.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Blah, north central United States and the Canadian Prairies. It says,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: what town are you near?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: There, screaming Stephen, where you at?
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: I live near Park River, Grafton area, So I'm like
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: twenty miles from the river. But Drayton is historic. It
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: goes through Fargo, Grand Forks.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. It says between the US states of Minnesota,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: North Dakota flows northward through the Red River, valley that was.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a nice place. Is that a beautiful place?
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: Red Room some of the most fertile farming soil in
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: the world.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like a nice point.
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: Whack dirt.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: It was carved by the Continental Divide glacier.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. I could. Yeah, Okay, cool.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: Remember geology, it's the study of time and pressure. And
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: they say it would have took Andy forty years to
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: dig him out of nig.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: Himself out of that place.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: He only did in nineteen oh. I tried to block
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that out. If I was good at that, I wouldn't
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: be doing talk radio. I'd be doing something else. But
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay it.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I'm a fan of yours. You call me anytime. I
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: know you try to go to bed early, but we're
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: here for you. And I learned that you've taught me something.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: The Red River of the North, Yeah, that's.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: That's the That's why they call it the red River
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: of the North and it freezes out or something.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, thank you, thank you, all right, all right, Lorena, everybody,
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: you got your rock.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I have all your alb Thank you.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I appreciate this.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: We've gone platinum for screaming Stephen, Bobby is in Florida.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Bobby? Welcome, what's up with you?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Benjamin? Hey Lorena.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Uh, I just wanted to hold on Lorena. Your hold
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: on a sec.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, that's disrespect, Lorena.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: This guy put himself out there and gave you a hey, Lorena,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: and you just ghosted him.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That's a bad job. I definitely giggled in the background.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: You just we didn't hear it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: The guy, he's got to hear it. He's a radio.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: You got to speak in the mic.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Come on, breaks my heart, but you ruined.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: This guy's now, Lara, how do you say, Hey, Bobby.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. You have some advice
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: before we get to my point. I'm gonna be in
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Connecticut for the Mallard Meet and Greet, about an hour
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: away from Worcester, and I got the anundrum. Do I
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: go to the mallor meet and greet and hang out
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: with you and the militia, or do I go to
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: my daughter's master's degree graduation. I mean, how many of those.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Dance things do I have to go through?
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: There's only one meet and greet, So.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I think you know the answer to that, Bobby.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: But and I'm sure your daughter will.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Kick you if you don't go to that. So now
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: what time is it? Though?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe he could do both, you know, because I understand
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun is planning a late night event. Now, boy,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: imagine how happy your daughter would be. Hey, hey, Dad,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: what are we doing after this ceremony? I know what
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: we're doing. We're going to Wooster, That's what we're doing.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: We're going to an Irish pub in Worcester to party
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: with the Malard Militia boys. She'll love that.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we'll see, maybe it'll workout. But I did
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: want to let you know I did go to the
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: inaugural that's easy to say game for the Orlando Storm
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: a couple of weeks ago. The UFL team down here.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Now, were you entertained? I'm sorry, were you entertained?
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: I actually was.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a bad time. I mean, it's not NFL
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: level play. It's a lot of former players, a lot
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: of D one guys that didn't quite make it. And
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: for the first game of the season, it was a
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: little bit messy, but overall it was affordable and the
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: energy was up. They're playing at a small stadium right
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: next to Camping World Stadium, which is where the Jags
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: are going to play. It's the Soccer State in the
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: MLS stadium. See, it's about twenty five one thousand. The
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: attendants was announced at eleven, but I think it was
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: probably closer to four or five.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: So, you know, any other question is are you going
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: to be a repeat customer?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Are you going to go out to another game?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, if they keep the prices down. Obviously the concessions
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: were still a little ridiculous. Uh, you know, twelve dollars
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: for beers a little bit much. But the tickets. I
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: was maybe six six rows back on the forty yard
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: line and it was twenty five bucks for the ticket.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: So okay, that's that's cool. That's not bad.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Today's time family four packs and stuff. So they grow it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: It'll it'll, it'll work out great.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how the Major League Baseball's Anaheim Angels do.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: They They just want.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Cheap tickets and they don't care about the product. It's
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: just come out, have a good time, you know, to
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: bring the kids out, having safe and all that. All right, listen,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: thank you for the UFL update. Detailed reporting that's Boots.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: You are eyewitnessed Bobby. I witness reporting for Bobby.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe I'll see in mass But one more quick thing.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: For you then?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Okay? Is that it?
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: No?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Did he? I thought he said one?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: He said one more?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Where do you go? Did he just punk me?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: He punked me?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: How dare you?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Bobby?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Ah got he? He got me.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: See he got me. He got so for that to him?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Can't be doing that kind of crap. Let's go to
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy, welcome.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: Hey, Well, hey, hey, Ben Mallow, I'm glad I'm here.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm glad.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I've noticed, Poppy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I've noticed Poppy that you're generally now a Friday caller.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I've noticed that you're mostly just a Friday caller.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: Well yeah, because people want to hear Poppy's Picks and
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Bed segment. But you know what, I'm just glad I'm alive,
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: Ben Maller. I told Cook to Loop. I don't know
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: if you guys saw the whole the news. I'm gonna
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: tell the whole world and the millions of fans of
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Poppy that I almost passed away, Ben Maller, and I'm glad.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: I'm here, and I'm glad I'm alive, and I'm just
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: very thankful.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: What happened, Poppy, I'm sorry to hear that what happened.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Give us if you want, you can share. If not,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: you don't have to tell you.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe I got like a
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: food plug right here in San Diego. Guys every buy
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: food at the hotel. So I think that food buck
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: affected me and I got like, you know, very very sick.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: You know. I was to the point where I was
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: like shaking and sweating a lot. I pretty much passed out,
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: you know, And I'm blessed to be alive, you know,
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: shout out to the mother and my kids, you know,
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: for taking care of me. And yeah, I'm still here,
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: and you know, you just guys have to appreciate life.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: And I'm just blessed that I'm here. Ben Mellery And
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: So you had yeah, now you had a reaction. You're
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: allergic to something, are you. It was food poisoning or
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: it was worse than I think it was food poisoning.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: It must have been that food, you know, the ones
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: that you know when you go in hotels and they
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: reheat the food and you don't know how long it was.
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: I got some tacos. There was a car outside that
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: one and with the feeling out, which is like then,
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: I think they probably overheated it because they never wanted
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: to throw it. It was like nachos with cheese, and
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: I didn't feel good. Like the next day. It was
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: like the next day, I wasn't good. I wasn't good,
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: and I'm like, what's going on? I couldn't work for
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: a whole week or more? Are Ben Maller? And I
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: was like, you know.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: It's not good. You make your money, you don't. You
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: don't work. You don't make money. You're not getting paid
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: whether you're work or not. Man, you got to show
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: up to work. Well, I'm sorry to hear that pipe.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's okay, Ben Maler.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Now I'm for picks.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: Well people want to.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I'm also sorry to hear your picks, but go ahead.
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Well UFC guys, Uh it's gonna be three twenty seven,
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: and uh I love this match A Cup Swanson against
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: Nate Shout out to Cubs Swanson from my hometown with
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: it's gonna be his retirement fight.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: He's forty two years old and the.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Line's currently like minus one oh nine. You know he's
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: an underdog on that. He comes really striking nice some music.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that's not that's would definitely not be.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: No, that's not that's.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Not not that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Let's try this one Insteade different.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, that one's much better.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: It's okay. Yeah, we're ready.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Porn music or something.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you would see three twenty seven. Guy who's
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: gonna be one for the good one.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: We got poppy.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna give you poppy.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: Hold.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I say, Bobby, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you now.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Forty two seconds a valuable talk radio real time Today,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: all your picks in. Okay, I'm saying I'm gonna go
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: three two one. You have forty two seconds and that's it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up on there. You understand, Okay, here
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: we go on your march.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Deead said, and go you are c three twenty seven.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: We got cub Swampton against Nay. Cub Swanson is gonna
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: win minus one or nine. I'm predicting he'll fuck him
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: out and he'll retire.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: Shout out to cub Swampton.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Michael sela Valley hometown palms.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Make onto the next one. We got Paulo Costa. He
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: hasn't been looking too good fighting against that guy that live.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: He should be good. We're going with Paulo Costa plus.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: One forty five to Brazilion.
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: He has to win sooner later gainst a defeated guy.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Right, and on onto the women we got. You've got
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Tatana Suarez. I said, load thing, and I'm gonna go
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: for Tatana Suarez minus one forty five.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: The American will three.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: One.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Come all right, Poppy forty two seconds, give him forty
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: two seconds.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: He'll give you picks you will not remember. There he goes.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Our buddy Poppy survived the near death experience. How devastating
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: would we have devastating where that had been?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: We lost Poppy?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: May you know so?
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Definitely one of the top killers.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is absolutely all right. We have Big Ben's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Is weed Man there? Do we have our friend Billy there?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: We'll get him weed Man Hippie will be there as
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: well as the laugh track. He laughs at everything. People
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: send the most foul, offensive jokes about him and he
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: still laughs at him.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: We'll have Big Ben's lame jokes in the week.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
• 33:48
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• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Miller and you.
• 33:53
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• 33:56
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• 33:57
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• 34:02
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• 34:05
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• 34:09
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• 34:22
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  Speaker 1: Knock knock, who's there?
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  Speaker 2: Blame We blame week too. It's Big Ben's lame joke
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  Speaker 2: of the week and ware we go. It's Big Ben's
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  Speaker 2: lame jokes a week is weed man there in Miami.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, Ben, laugh all right now? Did you hear
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  Speaker 1: the news here? Billy? Did you hear the news?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 2: Matthew k he's listening right now. He's in the Commonwealth.
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  Speaker 2: He won the bracket challenge. He claims he wants to
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  Speaker 2: have you come to Boston and be part of that. No,
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  Speaker 2: I know that, but would you actually do it? That's
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  Speaker 2: the problem. I'm worried that you're gonna get cold feet
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  Speaker 2: and not want to leave Miami because it's it's Miami,
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  Speaker 2: live in the Miami area.
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  Speaker 6: I don't really want to.
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  Speaker 2: Go to Boston. I knew it.
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  Speaker 6: I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: You see that, Coop, I knew it, Lorena, I know it.
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  Speaker 4: Ben.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to meet the show and be part
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  Speaker 2: of the man and have everyone to hang out.
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  Speaker 1: It's gets swarming up and do it.
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  Speaker 7: O courfendud I need, I need crave to get there.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know, I don't have time. Matthew, thank you
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  Speaker 1: for your offer.
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  Speaker 2: Matthew the pears weed Man is turning down your offer
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  Speaker 2: to send you to Boston. Uh so he's not interested. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you want to pay for my fire, I'll go.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was saying, all right. Anyway, these are
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  Speaker 1: actual jokes. These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
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  Speaker 2: And here we go, and you can send them in
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  Speaker 2: care of venmallor show at gmail dot com. What is
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  Speaker 2: the best thing about weed man having no teeth?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: No more cavity searches? That's from.
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  Speaker 2: Fromdi And why was weed man Hippie a terrible picture?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Why everything he threw was always high and outside? That's
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: George and Uvalde, Texas. What do Tiger Woods and weed
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  Speaker 2: Man Hippie have in common? What they both like to
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  Speaker 2: roll large things. That's John and Youngstown, Ohio. This guy
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  Speaker 2: John loves to bust your balls.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another one.
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  Speaker 2: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and weed Man Hippie? What? Well,
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  Speaker 2: it turns out tiger has been irrelevant for about a decade,
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  Speaker 2: whereas weed man has been irrelevant his whole life. That's
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  Speaker 2: aid John and Youngstown, Ohio. Why does Weedman Hippie want
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  Speaker 2: to be the cover boy for April in Lorena's Men
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  Speaker 2: of Mallard calendar?
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  Speaker 1: Why why two numbers for twenty? That's Daryl of the Ozars.
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  Speaker 1: I sent that one in there, you go, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Who is Weedman Hippie's favorite band? Grew the Outlaws with
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  Speaker 2: their twenty plus minute live version of green Grass and
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  Speaker 2: High Tie. Yes, and Michael the Great Michael and Tulsa
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  Speaker 2: also says.
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  Speaker 1: You want four hundred and twenty encores after that? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Why is Marcel so jealous of weed Man?
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  Speaker 7: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it turns out weed Man always takes the high road.
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  Speaker 1: That's from Mike the lepreca again. All right, Well let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know if I could send this one in.
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  Speaker 1: Mike the Lepercunt.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'll pass it over that one. What does
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  Speaker 2: a hot air balloon and weed Man have in common? What?
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  Speaker 2: No visible signs of support? None? That's again, if you
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  Speaker 2: come to the Boston area, Mike the Leprecaunts and Mike
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  Speaker 2: in New Hampshire are hosting this event weed Man. So
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  Speaker 2: I really do want the girl?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Should I talk to Lisa? I think we should talk
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  Speaker 2: to Lisa, not you. I think Lisa's the adult. Would
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  Speaker 2: she meet you there? Would Lisa meets you? I say, Lisa, Lisa,
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  Speaker 2: would you meet weed Man there?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'll put you guys on hold when I'm
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  Speaker 2: done here. Coop, we'll talk to you. Shania Twain's hometown
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  Speaker 2: just named a new building after her. Yeah, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: the Twain Station. Lisa approves with that joke. Uh, cooopy,
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  Speaker 2: you guys joke?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, somebody actually gave me an infants joe. All right,
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  Speaker 1: what do you call a hooker with a running nose.
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  Speaker 2: Full?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Come on in Minnesota, damn you rich?
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  Speaker 2: How do you know that Ben Mallor is straight?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Oh? Because Dick from Dayton wants nothing to do with him.
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  Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So the other night I offered to pay for Dick
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  Speaker 2: and Dayton to go to a Reds game when I'm
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  Speaker 2: in Ohio, and he said, no, five be taken, beer
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  Speaker 2: and the whole big all right. Uh, this is Im
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  Speaker 2: Gordon in Tacoma. Why do Mike Rabel and Diana Russini
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  Speaker 2: have so make such a good couple?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because Russini can really wrap her head around a hard
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  Speaker 2: news story and Babel knows his way around the meadow land.
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  Speaker 2: The big, big deal there. I think we'll leave it there.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, big bangs, lame jokes off the week, Hold
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  Speaker 2: on weed man coop to take that off the ear