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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Jason McIntyre, NFL Playoff Predictions, Doug Pederson's heroic move, Browns big mistake · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Alright, all right, yo, come to you live from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Polly and Tony FOSCOO has always Polly Foost
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  Speaker 1: going here with Tony Foost going Tony big controversy at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the Eagles game, and hey, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell the people why we've totally changed our of you
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  Speaker 1: now on Doug e p They haven't we Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: did what they call a three sixty Yeah. But the
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  Speaker 1: bigger news, it's a season two premier. Uh. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do another season. And they gave us no pushback.
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  Speaker 1: They said fine and hung up the phone. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: they couldn't get off the phone fast enough. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to funk it up. Yeah, they know, they know
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  Speaker 1: how good they got it. Anyway, By the way, people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, two seasons is nothing for us. Back on
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  Speaker 1: There and you know people say Cheers had a long run,
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  Speaker 1: Well Cheers, Cheers is jealous of us. That was nothing,
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  Speaker 1: That was a short mini series. Yeah. Yeah, we're basically
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  Speaker 1: we should have started another version of the show, like
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  Speaker 1: have made double our money, easy triple. Anyway, we so
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  Speaker 1: we got a big season two premiere and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: bring on the guy who was our first guest on
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  Speaker 1: our season one premiere, Jason McIntyre. And you know he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna give us his predictions and we're gonna tell them
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  Speaker 1: why you know these all wrong. But first we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: kick it off with our most popular segment where Paully
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  Speaker 1: and Tony were right. And you know, we got a
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  Speaker 1: lot to catch up on because we had to stop
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  Speaker 1: down production so we could get ready for the big
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  Speaker 1: Mummer's Parade, which still happened despite all the warnings. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: it was a great chance for us to hang out
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  Speaker 1: with all our fans, all o thy hard fans. They
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  Speaker 1: Saipoly and Tony one season two coming out here. It
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  Speaker 1: is your prayers have been answered. People yeah, alright, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna kick it off with the most popular segment. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go where Polly and Tony were right, Where Polly
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  Speaker 1: and Tony were right. All right. You know, at the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of the season, we said the Eagles would control
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  Speaker 1: the NFC East, and sure enough we were right. As usual,
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  Speaker 1: it came down to Doug Peterson and his bold decision
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  Speaker 1: to bench starting quarterback Jalen Hurts for Nate Seinfeld, Sudfeld
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  Speaker 1: whatever his name is, Yeah, the scud missile SuDS Mackenzie. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: he winds up doing what you know, what the Chinese
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  Speaker 1: used to call a comic con mission. He loses the game.
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  Speaker 1: But and so you know, Dougie b single handedly prevents
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  Speaker 1: a shitty sick to ten Giants team from going to
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs. You know, a lot of people are angry.
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  Speaker 1: We think this guy's a hero. He should be getting
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  Speaker 1: the you know, the Nobel Prize, you know for nobility.
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  Speaker 1: This is like Custard's Last Stand, whereas you know, the
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  Speaker 1: Indians were coming at Custard because they wanted to take
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  Speaker 1: down his ice cream stand, and you know, he defeated
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  Speaker 1: them all single handedly. And that's why we can now
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  Speaker 1: say we live in America and not India. Great point, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it also reminds me of one of the
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  Speaker 1: great movies of our time, Armageddon, which by the way,
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  Speaker 1: should have won Best Picture over that shitty Shakespeare and
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  Speaker 1: Love whatever that anyway, you know, we all know the story.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Bruce Willis has got to stop the asteroid.
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  Speaker 1: The only way he can do it is by detonating himself.
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  Speaker 1: So he courageously fires himself into the asteroid so that
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  Speaker 1: lived Tyler could live, you know, Mary ben Affleck, and
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  Speaker 1: so you know Organ Freeman can remain president. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: kicked that asteroid's ass, you know, but very impressive by
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  Speaker 1: both Doug e. P and Bruce Willis. There you go
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  Speaker 1: where Paul and Tony were right. You know, we told
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  Speaker 1: you this earlier two people. Teams would be smart to
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  Speaker 1: get COVID early in the season so they can have
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  Speaker 1: the antibodies when the playoffs rolled around. He said it,
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  Speaker 1: look at what's going on with the Browns with a
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  Speaker 1: mess the entire coaching staff coming down with COVID at
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  Speaker 1: precisely the wrong time. You know, they say defense wins
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  Speaker 1: championships and look at their immune system. Not good. And
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: you know We've been saying it all year. Who is
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  Speaker 1: the first coach to get COVID Paul doug Ep There
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  Speaker 1: you go, yep, And we already showed you how Doug
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  Speaker 1: ep coached his team. Look at how he coached his
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  Speaker 1: way through COVID. He scouted it, figured out how to
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  Speaker 1: get the first pick. He basically tanked to get COVID,
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  Speaker 1: and when he dead symptom free, not even a call.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's a great reason why the Eagles gotta
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  Speaker 1: stick with Peterson. You know, you gotta think if he
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  Speaker 1: can stop COVID in its tracks, this guy can stop anything.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we need more Doug Peterson's that's what we
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  Speaker 1: need on this table. If we were all like him,
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  Speaker 1: there wouldn't even be a COVID. He's like that vaccine
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  Speaker 1: company Madonna. Great point doing it great where PAULI and
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  Speaker 1: Don were right by the way. Another place we were right.
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  Speaker 1: We said, say Kwan Barkley was smart for getting injured
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  Speaker 1: early in the season and missing the Giants. Yeah, and well,
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  Speaker 1: now there you go. I mean, look, he saved himself
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  Speaker 1: a lot of anxiety, saved his body. I think a
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: lot of stop players need to start considering his approach.
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  Speaker 1: You know by week till week three, look around. If
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  Speaker 1: your team is gonna suck, just go injure yourself, relax,
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  Speaker 1: take the money and run. Well, you know, don't run
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  Speaker 1: because you're on crutches, but you know you get my
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  Speaker 1: point right, Yeah, of course, this is why they say
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: greatness is inspiration ten percent perspiration. Once you have a
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  Speaker 1: great idea, you don't have to do much to put
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  Speaker 1: that idea into fruitition, Well said, Tony Well said, where
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  Speaker 1: Paul and were right. Finally a little basketball people, We
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  Speaker 1: did an interview with the Sixes beat right at Keith
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  Speaker 1: POMPEII and what's come to be known as our season
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  Speaker 1: one finale. You know POMPEII, he was real down on
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  Speaker 1: the Sixes and well, looks, look who's in first place
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  Speaker 1: at six and one? Yeah, the Sixes, And we proved
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  Speaker 1: ourselves right, Tony didn't we As we all know, the
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  Speaker 1: most important part of the basketball season is the first
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  Speaker 1: seven games. They're the tone setter. It's your way of
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  Speaker 1: telling the league how the whole season is gonna go.
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  Speaker 1: And based on our calculations, if you extrnuate it, the
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  Speaker 1: Sixes are on pace to the warriors seventy three win record,
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  Speaker 1: so you know you're looking at history here, PAULI. And
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: you know that's why we always say people look at
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  Speaker 1: the math the math. Yeah, alright, well that wraps up
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  Speaker 1: where Paully and Tony were right. You know, here we
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: go people season two out of the gate, already batting
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  Speaker 1: the hundreds by Yeah, there we go. So but it's
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  Speaker 1: already time a look. Who's on the line there our guest,
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  Speaker 1: So let's get him on the Fusco Satellite Network satellite alright, guys,
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  Speaker 1: the founder of the Big Lead FS one personality is
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  Speaker 1: seeing himnia. He's also the host of the podcast Straight Fire,
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  Speaker 1: which is available on I Heart Media, and he's now
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  Speaker 1: the only two time guests on our podcast. So welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to the show. Jason McIntyre. Hey, thanks for having
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  Speaker 1: me back. You know, you know, I'm glad to make
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  Speaker 1: a return visit. Last time I was here, I got
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of I got a lot static from these
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: eagles d bags out there, you guys know, already outside
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  Speaker 1: story for about seven years and those meatballs in that
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  Speaker 1: city we're taking it. I did an X ray on
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: your brain, that's what I found in there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: before you get too fully yourself. We were gonna have
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  Speaker 1: Nick Foles on a big season premiere. But the ban
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  Speaker 1: has made the playoffs. He had the case, So you're
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  Speaker 1: a backup guest. Just so you know, I'm a fill
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  Speaker 1: in for big Dick Nick Foles. Got it? Okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: more than Mitch true Sky of the situation. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen, listen. Offski's in the playoffs. He's starting big.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into that. We'll get into that. Don't don't
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  Speaker 1: rush your head, be a professional. Let us run the show. You. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is how it works. You're the guest. Now listen.
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  Speaker 1: You'll say you're a Betton next. But but you know,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you we've been watching you. You miss
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  Speaker 1: a ton before we just get into the picks for
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs. Yeah, give our listeners a little insight and
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  Speaker 1: how you make these terrible picks that you make. So
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: the legendary Michael Jordan's the guy you may have heard of.
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  Speaker 1: You may or may not have heard him. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You miss d of the shots you don't take, Gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: I am a gambler. That's what I do. I throw
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  Speaker 1: money around the other night. I want to win five
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  Speaker 1: on NBA. In college hoops. I will admit it was
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: a rough night, but never happened. Don't judge me on
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: my winners. Judge me on my losers, because I have
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  Speaker 1: so few of them. Okay, wall Street, Jordan's bell for
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: talking about Michael Jordan's, you're using the wrong Jordan. You
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  Speaker 1: think we don't know. Come on, Paulie, yeah, you have
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: more like DeAndre Jordan's who you are? All right, now,
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's just get into this. I regret even
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  Speaker 1: asking that question. All right, here we go. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: set you up with the game. We're gonna get your pick.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna go into it. Here we go. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: first one out the gate. Here Bucks Washington go I
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  Speaker 1: Washington to cover the spread. But I think Tampa wins
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  Speaker 1: it outright. I do want to warn you. You guys
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  Speaker 1: know about old man Brady. He's forty three, He's on
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  Speaker 1: his TV twelve. He goes to bed earlier night because
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  Speaker 1: he's a fossil. He goes to bed at like eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: He wakes up at five grinding. That's what Tom Brady does.
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  Speaker 1: As a result, gentleman, in night games this year, he's
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  Speaker 1: one in three. He's owing four against the spread. He
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  Speaker 1: has not covered the spread Tom Brady in his last
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  Speaker 1: seven primetime football games. I'm telling you there is something
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: to that narrative. Way pastime, he's got to be Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 1: That's the five o'clock they're in bed. So I actually
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  Speaker 1: think Washington keeps his close, um, but ultimately give me
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  Speaker 1: the bucks and a low scoring twenty fourteen seventeen fourteen Tampa.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is, this is all wrong. We all look. Look,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, Doug e P. He's set up this matchup.
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  Speaker 1: He knew Washington was the team to take down Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 1: And if anybody knows how to take down Tom Brady,
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  Speaker 1: it's Doug e P. And what do we know about
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady? Brady is forty nine years old. Check the stats.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: Then he's he's forty nine. You say forty three. Check
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  Speaker 1: his birth certificate forty nine? What is he born in Nigeria?
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: I thought he was forty three. Um, listen, I do
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  Speaker 1: believe Washington can keep it close. You see Chase Young
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  Speaker 1: talking trash. He talks more ship than seriously. Chase Young said,
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  Speaker 1: we're coming after you, Brady. I think it's gonna get
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: into you know, Chase young. That was my nickname in
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: high school. By the way, well you know I've heard
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: that about you. A couple of warrants out for your arrest,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: uh in certain states. You know you gotta keep it
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: legal to say love. Alright, moving on, Bears verse Saints.
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  Speaker 1: I want to make a case for the Bears because
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  Speaker 1: your guy Nick Foles is there. But the Saints blow
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  Speaker 1: them out of the water. They destroy them the way
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady used to destroy Victorious sup He could super
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  Speaker 1: mottols before he was a star married to a Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl I'm telling you, hey, this is without a doubt
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  Speaker 1: slam dunk Victory Saints. Well, you know what, I'm gonna
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: go next level on you, chumps. Okay, you take the
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  Speaker 1: Saints in the bucks, you tease them down by six
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  Speaker 1: and a half under the key numbers of seven and three,
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: and you make yourself a lot of money. You put
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: you put, you know five times on that. You don't
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: now you're talking how they're gonna tease him, You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: tease each other. We got two words for you. You're ready.
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  Speaker 1: Our sources tell us they gotta Mike and Trushitsky's headphones.
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  Speaker 1: There it is helmet. Then Nick Foles is telling them
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  Speaker 1: all the plays, Hey, turn left, go right past the
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  Speaker 1: ball to the people in the baths Jersey. That's what
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: he's doing. I just wonder you guys will have to
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: make fun of Tom Brady. What about Drew Brees. I mean,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: that guy's a fossil, Drew Old and and and I
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: know you don't like the storyline stuff because you guys
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: are least common denominator dudes who just like to make
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  Speaker 1: fun of people. How about Drew Brees? He said, this
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: is his final year in the NFL. What's better than
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: going out on top of the super Bowl like Peyton man,
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  Speaker 1: like John Elway I think has a legit chance to
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  Speaker 1: win the super Bowl this year and walk away. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's that about? Yeah, Drew Brees every year, Oh the
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl? Oh this is the year. He hasn't been
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  Speaker 1: to a super Bowl since two thousand and nine. He's
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  Speaker 1: like the gush of the NFL. He's done. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: move on. Let leave this guy. He doesn't know. Right there?
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  Speaker 1: We go. Next one up, Brown's Steelers. Go um. I
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  Speaker 1: mean everybody on the Browns has COVID, So I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers here in a blood bath Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: going to be the destruction of the weekend. Steelers thirties seven,
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  Speaker 1: Brown's nine take it to the bank. Gotta admit this
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  Speaker 1: sounding kind of smart. Now, did you have a brain
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  Speaker 1: transplant between the in the last two minutes? Take us
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  Speaker 1: take a second more, get out on your Jersey shore house.
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  Speaker 1: We're all that into the Steelers. They will cruise the
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  Speaker 1: victory over the COVID Brown. Alright, Look, we don't do mortgage.
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  Speaker 1: We rent because you know, whenever we want to move,
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  Speaker 1: we just want to be able to go. But that's
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  Speaker 1: beside the point. Finally, PAULI, this guy's making a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of sense. It took forever, but we got Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think this is what you call Pierre pressure.
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  Speaker 1: He realizes he's embarrassing himself. He's starting to come around.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, let's good, good work. Let's see if
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: you can make it two in a row here, Colts
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  Speaker 1: Bills go. I want to make a case for the Colts,
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  Speaker 1: guys against the spread. If you can get a seven here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking the touchdown with the Colts, but I think
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  Speaker 1: the Bills win the football game. Josh Allen, listen, man,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I've been taking a dump on this guy for a
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  Speaker 1: couple of years now. Uh. I mean he couldn't hit
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  Speaker 1: the He couldn't hit the ocean if he was throwing
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: a rock from the shore. Like that's how inaccurate this
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  Speaker 1: dude is. But he's been great this year and uh
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  Speaker 1: I think he get does just enough to beat old
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: man Philip Rivers. I had a funny joke that um
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers struggled a lot in December down the stretch
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  Speaker 1: for the Colts, and why because he's got nine kids
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  Speaker 1: and shopping for Christmas presents for nine kids kind of
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  Speaker 1: takes your attention away from the football field. So Rivers playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't like that. You got to get me a road map.
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  Speaker 1: That one went to the room here. Oh yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: should fire your writing, maybe focus on getting your picks right,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: but then you can get to the jokes. You're the
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: joke kid, because let me ask you something, Mr j mack,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: were you alive in the early nineties, Jason mckatide, did
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: you watch any football? I'm you know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: g I I am actually nineteen years old to be perfectly,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what happened in the early nineties. You
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  Speaker 1: know who went to the Super Bowl four times the
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills. And guess how many of those day won? Zero? Paulie,
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  Speaker 1: tell this guy, paul that that that sticks in your head.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you go become a Buffalo Bill, you think, man,
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  Speaker 1: this team blew it. They haven't one. I mean, you know,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I think of the last great victory by a Buffalo Bill.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have to go with, you know, O. J. Simpson
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  Speaker 1: murder verdict. I mean, that's the only one. That's all
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  Speaker 1: they've got. First of all, I don't think I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say Buffalo Bill Cody Josh Allen was not a
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  Speaker 1: glean in his mother's eye when the Buffalo Bills lost
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  Speaker 1: four straight Super Bowls. I mean, the guy's like twenty
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  Speaker 1: four years old, alright, Josh Allen was out a lie
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  Speaker 1: that is zero bearing on this game. Guys, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to help you with the gamble, and you making jokes
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  Speaker 1: about Buffalo Bill. You're the one jokes like about Christmas joke.
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  Speaker 1: We'll give you three minutes for your next joke. You
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  Speaker 1: can do your set up and punchline, all right. Moving on, Ravens, Titans, go,
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  Speaker 1: This is this is difficult because I've already made a
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: five figure bet on one side here, and I'm I'm
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: reluctant to give it out. See you guys, because one
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  Speaker 1: point zero zero you know you're not supposed to count
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  Speaker 1: the decimal points. The Baltimore Ravens are gonna smash. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just talking absolutely, drill. They're gonna lay the pipe. That's
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: about that Titan. Not stop your right. You don't understand
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: how this business works. You're hitting the pipe when when
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: you look at who got COVID the earliest, which team was?
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  Speaker 1: It was the Titans. They early COVID get is now
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  Speaker 1: they come in, they got all the antibodies, they're ready,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: they prepared. What don't we say defense wins championships? The
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: immune systems count that damn defense immune system number one
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  Speaker 1: in the playoffs. I'm just telling, do you trust Ryan
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  Speaker 1: Tannehill here in the spot to win a third straight
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  Speaker 1: game against Lamar Jackson with no defense to speak up?
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  Speaker 1: You want to talk about trust? You come on as
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: a betting expert, You asked people to put their trust
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: in you, and then you take that money and you
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: put it down the ship. Why should anyone trust you?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: There's more holes in your argument than Donald Trum's. Yeah, politics,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: don't even don't mix politics and sports. Here, I'm gonna
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: put the place where you're sitting because guess what, McIntyre,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: your kind customers, ser McIntyre's you're on the show, j
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: mcmore like Jake Whack. Unbelievable. You know, I gotta say
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I partially blame Nick Foles for not showing up for
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: this interview. You know, you know, Paulie actually shame on
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: us for thinking that Nick Foles wouldn't be in the playoffs.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: You're right easy leading the team from the sidelines. I
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: got to agree with you there. It's on us. So
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: we apologize to you the listeners for our rare shortsightedness there.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah alright, but look, you know, we gotta calm down because,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: as always we have major business to do at this
• 18:56
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• 19:02
  Speaker 1: you know, people have been Russia. Now that they know
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it's season two, they want to get in on the
• 19:06
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• 19:21
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars for you know, box of razor blades.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna bankrupt your home, bankrupt your whole self because
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: you want to shave your face. That's crazy anyway, you know. Besides,
• 19:31
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• 19:36
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• 19:39
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• 19:42
  Speaker 1: see my aunt Marie and she says, Tony, you're looking
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: a little rough around the edges. Why haven't you shaved?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: And I said, I want to, but the blades are
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: so expensive. Then Marie says, have you heard of Dollars
• 19:57
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• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Marie said, of course. I got a subscription for Christmas
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  Speaker 1: Then I said, but Marie, I don't understand. Nunzio has
• 20:22
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• 20:27
  Speaker 1: aren't for him. Silly there for me, and then she
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: winked at me, and Nunzio winked at me, and that's
• 20:36
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• 20:57
  Speaker 1: this point of the show, but we already did that,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: so I guess we're just gonna wrap it up here. Wait,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: what's that what we told you don't interrupt the show.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: It's I'll produce a jay here. What I know you've
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: made a quote before. What's actually genius is one percent inspiration? Perspiration?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: What is this a fucking math show? Now? That's what
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: you fucking interrupted the show for our New Year's show,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: our season premier, Yeah, Big Season two, New Year one,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and this is how you ring in the New Year. Yeah,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I I give you some math for you. Genius is
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: zero percent you us. So there anyway, no more interruptions
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: because we're done. We're not gonna thank Jason McIntyre. Here,
• 21:45
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• 21:47
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• 21:57
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• 22:01
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• 22:06
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