April 2026 Horoscopes: A Planet Party!

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast · May 28, 2026 · 1h 1m

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!

And there’s a lot going your way this April. Uranus is bouncing around to make sure that the month is filled with positive surprises for your birthday.

Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing the many times they were embezzled by Susan Miller last month. (Note: This does not mean that Susan stole money from the gals, but that her forecasts were accurate.) The good news is that Susan made a lot of correct predictions, but the bad news is that the predictions were not positive. The main takeaway from all of this? Always carry flowers in your bra when…