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- 0:00Speaker 1: Section two of Men Like Gods by H. G. Wells.
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- 0:21Speaker 1: Portland organ Men Like Gods, Chapter the second, The Wonderful Road.
- 0:29Speaker 1: For a time, mister Barnsuable's attention was very unequally divided
- 0:33Speaker 1: between the limousine, whose passengers were now descending, and the
- 0:36Speaker 1: scenery about him. This latter was indeed so strange and
- 0:40Speaker 1: beautiful that it was only as people who must be
- 0:42Speaker 1: sharing his admiration and amazement, and who therefore might conceivably
- 0:46Speaker 1: help to elucidate and relieve his growing in quite overwhelming perplexity,
- 0:50Speaker 1: that the little group ahead presently arose to any importance
- 0:54Speaker 1: in his consciousness. The road itself, instead of being packed
- 0:58Speaker 1: together pebbles and dirts, smeared with tar, with a surface
- 1:01Speaker 1: of grit, dust and animal excrement of a normal English
- 1:04Speaker 1: high road, was apparently made of glass, clear in places
- 1:08Speaker 1: as still water, and in places milky or opalescent, shot
- 1:11Speaker 1: with streaks of soft color or glittering richly with clouds
- 1:14Speaker 1: of embedded golden flakes. It was perhaps twelve or fifteen
- 1:17Speaker 1: yards wide. On either side was a band of greensward
- 1:21Speaker 1: of a finer grass than mister Barnstable had ever seen before,
- 1:24Speaker 1: and he was an expert and observant mower of lawns.
- 1:28Speaker 1: And beyond this a wide border of flowers, where mister
- 1:31Speaker 1: Barnstable sat agape in his car, and perhaps for thirty
- 1:35Speaker 1: yards in either direction, this border was a mass of
- 1:37Speaker 1: some unfamiliar blossom of forget me not blue. Then the
- 1:41Speaker 1: color was broken by an increasing number of tall, pure
- 1:44Speaker 1: white spikes that finally ousted the blue altogether from the bed.
- 1:48Speaker 1: On the opposite side of the way, these same spikes
- 1:50Speaker 1: were mingled with masses of plants bearing seed pods equally
- 1:53Speaker 1: strained to mister Barnstable, which varied through a series of
- 1:56Speaker 1: blues and moths and purples to an intense crimson bed.
- 2:00Speaker 1: On this glorious colored foam of flowers spread flat meadows
- 2:03Speaker 1: on which creamy cattle were grazing. Three close at hand,
- 2:07Speaker 1: A little startled perhaps by mister Barnstable's sudden apparition, chewed
- 2:10Speaker 1: the cud and regarded him with benevolently speculative eyes. They
- 2:14Speaker 1: had long horns and dewlaps, like the cattle of South
- 2:16Speaker 1: Europe and India. From these benign creatures, mister Barnstable's eyes
- 2:20Speaker 1: went to a long line of flame shaped trees, to
- 2:23Speaker 1: a colonnade of white and gold, and to a background
- 2:26Speaker 1: of snow clad mountains. A few tall white clouds were
- 2:29Speaker 1: sailing across a sky of dazzling blue. The air impressed
- 2:32Speaker 1: mister Barnstable as being astonishingly clear and sweet. Except for
- 2:37Speaker 1: the cows and a little group of people standing by
- 2:39Speaker 1: the limousine, mister Barnstable could see no other living creature.
- 2:43Speaker 1: The motorists were standing still and staring about them. A
- 2:46Speaker 1: sound of querulous voices came to him. A sharp crepitation
- 2:49Speaker 1: at his back turned mister Barnstable's attention round. By the
- 2:53Speaker 1: side of the road, in the direction from which conceivably
- 2:55Speaker 1: he had come, were the ruins of what appeared to
- 2:57Speaker 1: be a very recently demolished stone house. Beside it were
- 3:00Speaker 1: two large apple trees, freshly twistened and riven as if
- 3:03Speaker 1: by some explosion, And out of the center of it
- 3:06Speaker 1: came a calm of smoke, and this sound of things
- 3:09Speaker 1: catching fire and the contorted lines of these shattered apple
- 3:12Speaker 1: trees helped mister Barnstable to realize that some of the
- 3:15Speaker 1: flowers by the wayside near at hand were also bent
- 3:17Speaker 1: down to one side, as if by the passage of
- 3:20Speaker 1: a recent violent gust of wind. Yet he had heard
- 3:22Speaker 1: no explosion nor felt any wind. He stared for a time,
- 3:26Speaker 1: and then turned, as if for an explanation, to the limousine.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Three of these people were now coming along the road
- 3:31Speaker 1: towards him, led by a tall, slender, gray headed gentleman
- 3:35Speaker 1: in a felt hat and a long motoring dust coat.
- 3:37Speaker 1: He had a small, upturned face with a little nose
- 3:40Speaker 1: that scarce sufficed for the springs of his gilt glasses.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Mister Barnstable restarted his engine and drove slowly to meet them.
- 3:47Speaker 1: As soon as he judged himself within hearing distance, he
- 3:50Speaker 1: stopped and put his head over the side of the
- 3:52Speaker 1: yell apparel with a question. At the same moment, the tall,
- 3:55Speaker 1: gray headed gentleman asked practically the same question. Can you
- 3:58Speaker 1: tell me at all, sir, where we are? Five minutes ago,
- 4:02Speaker 1: said mister Barnstable, I should have said we were at
- 4:05Speaker 1: the Maidenhead Road near Slough exactly, said the tall gentleman,
- 4:09Speaker 1: in earnest argumentative tones. Exactly, and I maintain that there
- 4:13Speaker 1: is not the slightest reason for supposing that we are
- 4:16Speaker 1: not still on the Maidenhead Road. The challenge of the
- 4:19Speaker 1: dialectician rang in his voice. It doesn't look like the
- 4:23Speaker 1: Maidenhead Road, said mister Barnstable.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Agreed, But are we to judge by appearances, or are
- 4:29Speaker 2: we to judge by the direct continuity of our experience?
- 4:32Speaker 2: The Maidenhead Road led to this was in continuity with this,
- 4:35Speaker 2: and therefore I hold that this is the Maidenhead Road.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Those mountains, consider, mister Barnstable, whensre Castle ought to be there,
- 4:43Speaker 2: said the tall gentleman, brightly, as if he gave a
- 4:46Speaker 2: point in a gambit. Was there five minutes ago, said
- 4:50Speaker 2: mister Barnstable. Then obviously those mountains are some sort of
- 4:53Speaker 2: a camouflage, said the tall gentleman triumphantly. And the whole
- 4:56Speaker 2: of this business is, as they say nowadays, they put
- 4:59Speaker 2: up thing. It seems to be remarkably well put up,
- 5:03Speaker 2: said mister Barnstable. Came a pause during which mister Barnstable
- 5:07Speaker 2: surveyed the tall gentleman's companions. The tall gentleman he knew
- 5:11Speaker 2: perfectly well. He had seen him a score of times
- 5:14Speaker 2: at public meetings and public dinners. He was mister Cecil Burley,
- 5:18Speaker 2: the great Conservative leader. He was not only distinguished as
- 5:21Speaker 2: a politician, he was imminent as a private gentleman, a philosopher,
- 5:25Speaker 2: and a man of universal intelligence. Behind him stood a short,
- 5:28Speaker 2: thick set, middle aged young man, unknown to mister Barnstable,
- 5:32Speaker 2: the natural hostility of whose appearance was greatly enhanced by
- 5:36Speaker 2: an eye glass. The third member of the little group
- 5:38Speaker 2: was also a familiar form, but for a time mister
- 5:41Speaker 2: Barnstable could not place him. He had a clean shaven, round,
- 5:44Speaker 2: plump face and a well nourished person, and his costumes
- 5:47Speaker 2: suggested either a high Church clergyman or a prosperous Roman
- 5:51Speaker 2: Catholic priest. The young man with the eye glass now
- 5:54Speaker 2: spoke in a kind of impotent falsetto. I came down
- 5:58Speaker 2: to Tableaux Court by road not a month ago, and
- 6:01Speaker 2: there was certainly nothing of this sort on the way.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Then I admit there are difficulties, said mister Burley, with gusto.
- 6:08Speaker 2: I admit they are considerable difficulties. Still, I venture to
- 6:12Speaker 2: think my main proposition holds. You don't think this is
- 6:16Speaker 2: the Maidenhead road, said the gentleman with the eyeglass flatly
- 6:19Speaker 2: to mister Barnstable. It seems too perfect for a put
- 6:23Speaker 2: up thing, said mister Barnstable, with a mild obstinacy. But
- 6:26Speaker 2: my dear sir, protested mister Burley, This road is notorious
- 6:31Speaker 2: for nursery seedsmen, and sometimes they arrange the most astonishing
- 6:34Speaker 2: displays as an advertisement. Then why don't we go straight
- 6:39Speaker 2: on to Tapleau Court now, asked the gentleman with the eyeglass, Because,
- 6:44Speaker 2: said mister Burley, with a touch of asperity. Natural when
- 6:47Speaker 2: one has to insist on a fact already clearly known
- 6:50Speaker 2: and obstinately overlooked. Rupert insists that we are in some
- 6:54Speaker 2: other world and won't go on. That is why he
- 6:57Speaker 2: has always had too much imagination. He thinks that things
- 7:00Speaker 2: that don't exist can exist, And now he imagines himself
- 7:04Speaker 2: in some sort of scientific romance, and out of our
- 7:07Speaker 2: world altogether, in another dimension. I sometimes think it would
- 7:11Speaker 2: have been better for all of us if Rupert had
- 7:13Speaker 2: taken to writing romances instead of living them. If you,
- 7:17Speaker 2: as his secretary, think that you will be able to
- 7:19Speaker 2: get him on to Tableau in time for lunch with
- 7:22Speaker 2: the windsor people. Mister Burley indicated by a gesture ideas
- 7:26Speaker 2: for which he found words inadequate. Mister Barnstable had already
- 7:30Speaker 2: noted a slow moving, intent sandy complexioned figure in a
- 7:33Speaker 2: gray top hat with a black band that the caricatrists
- 7:37Speaker 2: had made familiar exploring the flowery tangle beside the limousine.
- 7:41Speaker 2: This then, must be no less well known a person
- 7:44Speaker 2: than Rupert Catskill, the Secretary of State for War. For once,
- 7:47Speaker 2: mister Barnstable found himself in entire agreement with this all
- 7:51Speaker 2: too adventurous politician. This was another world. Mister Barnstable got
- 7:56Speaker 2: out of his car and addressed himself to mister Burley.
- 7:59Speaker 2: I think we may get a lot of light upon
- 8:02Speaker 2: just where we are, sir, if we explore this building
- 8:05Speaker 2: which is burning here close at hand. I thought just
- 8:07Speaker 2: now that I saw a figure lying on the slope
- 8:10Speaker 2: close behind it, if we could catch one of the hoaxers.
- 8:13Speaker 2: He left his sentence unfinished because he did not believe
- 8:16Speaker 2: for a moment that they were being hoaxed. Mister Burley
- 8:19Speaker 2: had fallen very much in his opinion in the last
- 8:21Speaker 2: five minutes, all four men turned their faces to the
- 8:24Speaker 2: smoking ruin.
- 8:25Speaker 1: It's a very extraordinary thing that there isn't a soul
- 8:28Speaker 1: in sight, remarked the eyeglass gentleman searching the horizon. Well,
- 8:32Speaker 1: I see no harm whatever in finding out what is burning,
- 8:35Speaker 1: said mister Burley, and led the way, holding up an
- 8:38Speaker 1: intelligent anticipatory face, towards the wrecked house between the broken trees.
- 8:42Speaker 1: But before he had gone a dozen paces, the attention
- 8:45Speaker 1: of the little group was recalled to the limousine by
- 8:47Speaker 1: a loud scream of terror from the lady who had
- 8:49Speaker 1: remained seated therein. Really this is too much, cried mister Burley,
- 8:54Speaker 1: with a note of genuine exasperation. There must surely be
- 8:57Speaker 1: police regulations to prevent this kind of thing. It's out
- 9:01Speaker 1: of some traveling menagerie, said the gentleman with eye glass.
- 9:05Speaker 1: What ought we to do? It looks tame, said mister Barnstable,
- 9:09Speaker 1: but without any impulse to put his theory to the test.
- 9:12Speaker 1: It might easily frighten people, very seriously, said mister Burley,
- 9:17Speaker 1: and lifting up a bland voice, he shouted, don't be alarmed, Stella,
- 9:21Speaker 1: It's probably quite tame and harmless. Don't irritate it with
- 9:25Speaker 1: that sunshade. It might fly at you, Stella. It was
- 9:30Speaker 1: a big and beautifully marked leopard which had come very
- 9:33Speaker 1: softly out of the flowers and sat down like a
- 9:36Speaker 1: great cat in the middle of the glass road at
- 9:38Speaker 1: the side of the big car. It was blinking and
- 9:40Speaker 1: moving its head from side to side rhythmically with an
- 9:43Speaker 1: expression of puzzled interest. As the lady, in accordance with
- 9:46Speaker 1: the best traditions of such cases, opened and shut her
- 9:49Speaker 1: parasol at it as rapidly as she could. The chauffeur
- 9:53Speaker 1: had taken cover behind the car. Mister Rupert Catskill stood
- 9:56Speaker 1: staring knee deep in flowers, apparently only made aware of
- 9:59Speaker 1: the creature existence by the same screen that had attracted
- 10:02Speaker 1: the attention of mister Burley and his companions. Mister Catskill
- 10:06Speaker 1: was the first to act, and his act showed his metal.
- 10:09Speaker 1: It was at once a screet and bold Stop flopping
- 10:12Speaker 1: that sunshade, Lady Stella, he said, let me I will
- 10:16Speaker 1: catch its eye. He made a detour around the car
- 10:19Speaker 1: so as to come face to face with the animal.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Then for a moment he stood as it were, displaying
- 10:24Speaker 1: himself a resolute little figure in a gray frock coat
- 10:27Speaker 1: and a black banded top hat. He held out a
- 10:29Speaker 1: cautious hand, not too suddenly for fear of startling the creature. Possy,
- 10:34Speaker 1: he said. The leopard, relieved by the cessation of Lady
- 10:38Speaker 1: Stella's sunshade, regarded him with interest and curiosity. He drew closer.
- 10:43Speaker 1: The leopard extended its muzzle and sniffed. If it will
- 10:46Speaker 1: only let me stroke it, said mister Catskill, and came
- 10:50Speaker 1: within arm's length. The beast sniffed the extended hand with
- 10:54Speaker 1: an expression of incredulity, then with a suddenness that sent
- 10:57Speaker 1: mister Catskill back several paces. It sneezed again, much more violently,
- 11:02Speaker 1: regarded mister Catskill, reproachfully for a moment, and then leaped
- 11:05Speaker 1: lightly over the flower bed and made off in the
- 11:07Speaker 1: direction of the white and golden colonnade. The grazing cattle
- 11:11Speaker 1: in the field, Mister Barnstable noted, watched its passage without
- 11:14Speaker 1: the slightest sign of dismay. Mister Catskill remained in a
- 11:17Speaker 1: slightly expanded state in the middle of the road. No animal,
- 11:21Speaker 1: he remarked, can stand up to the steadfast gaze of
- 11:24Speaker 1: the human eye not one. It is a riddle for
- 11:28Speaker 1: your materialist. Shall we join mister Cecil Lady Stella. He
- 11:32Speaker 1: seemed to have found something to look at down there.
- 11:35Speaker 1: The man in the yellow car may know where he is.
- 11:38Speaker 1: He assisted the lady to get out of the car,
- 11:40Speaker 1: and the two came on after mister Barnstable's party, which
- 11:43Speaker 1: was now again approaching the burning house. The chauffeur, evidently
- 11:46Speaker 1: not wishing to be left alone with a limousine in
- 11:48Speaker 1: this world of incredible possibilities, followed as closely as respect permitted.
- 11:55Speaker 1: End of chapter two. This was a recording by brah
- 12:00Speaker 1: Eyon Powell, Portland, Oregon, September twenty nineteen,