Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / The Farts Heard Round the World | Friday January 31, 2025
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- 0:27Speaker 1: It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh
- 0:32Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
- 0:35Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on fred Day, January thirty first,
- 0:43Speaker 1: two thousand twenty five. Today is a big day. It
- 0:48Speaker 1: is the last day of January, which means it's the
- 0:52Speaker 1: last day of drive January for me. And I gotta
- 0:57Speaker 1: say I've made it.
- 1:00Speaker 2: I have made it this far.
- 1:03Speaker 1: I feel a huge amount of accomplishment, a massive amount
- 1:06Speaker 1: of relief, although I must say that the rest of
- 1:09Speaker 1: the world did not cooperate with my dry January, because
- 1:13Speaker 1: the rest of the world seemed to go out of
- 1:14Speaker 1: its way to try to make me drink. And I
- 1:19Speaker 1: don't know if there's a story that has made me
- 1:21Speaker 1: want to drink more than the one I saw just
- 1:24Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Trey, Raj, you guys have
- 1:28Speaker 1: heard the term shot Heard around the World right. According
- 1:34Speaker 1: to my memory banks and the quick Google search I
- 1:37Speaker 1: did before the start of the show, the shot Heard
- 1:38Speaker 1: around the World is in reference to the opening shot
- 1:42Speaker 1: of the Battles of Lexington and Conquered on April nineteenth,
- 1:46Speaker 1: seventeen seventy five, which sparked the American Revolutionary War.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Okay, yep.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Another version of the shot Heard round the World is
- 1:57Speaker 1: the assassination of the Arts Duke friends Ferdinand, which kicked
- 2:01Speaker 1: off the First World's War all the way back in
- 2:04Speaker 1: nineteen seven.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Something like that, Yeah, something like that.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Well, there was almost another shot heard around the world,
- 2:20Speaker 1: or in this case, it was more of a well,
- 2:24Speaker 1: a fart heard around the world. The United Kingdom's Royal
- 2:34Speaker 1: Navy launched a frantic search for Russians off the coast
- 2:40Speaker 1: after picking up not one but two mysterious sounds in
- 2:44Speaker 1: the ocean, thinking that they might be Russian drone subs,
- 2:51Speaker 1: but after a thorough investigation, they've concluded that the noises
- 2:57Speaker 1: probably came from a gassy way. Naval officials feared one
- 3:08Speaker 1: of Russian President Vladimir Putin's drone subs had dropped a
- 3:11Speaker 1: listening device onto the ocean floor between two islands in
- 3:14Speaker 1: Scotland and let rip On an investigation, the two toots
- 3:19Speaker 1: were detected about one hundred miles from where the UK's
- 3:21Speaker 1: doomsday subs are based. One official talked to the media.
- 3:26Speaker 1: He said, we've been analyzing, or in this case, we've
- 3:29Speaker 1: been analyzing the sounds and now believe it was a
- 3:33Speaker 1: marine mammal a whale. The sound, first described by analists
- 3:38Speaker 1: as a man made noise, had never before been picked
- 3:41Speaker 1: up on the sensors, leading the Navy to confuse what
- 3:46Speaker 1: they thought they heard. So there you have it. Shots
- 3:52Speaker 1: heard around the world could have been the farts heard
- 3:55Speaker 1: around the world, farts from a whale that nearly set
- 3:59Speaker 1: off an international incident. And keep in mind, I don't
- 4:02Speaker 1: think it's any coincidence that the doomsday clock was just
- 4:05Speaker 1: moved forward to I think it's eighty nine seconds to midnight,
- 4:09Speaker 1: which means eighty nine seconds away from the district the
- 4:13Speaker 1: complete destruction of Earth or mankind, or I don't know,
- 4:17Speaker 1: just a really bad fart away from total annihilation.
- 4:22Speaker 3: I just you would think in this day and age,
- 4:25Speaker 3: there are all these computers and AI that analyze this
- 4:29Speaker 3: stuff and tell you what you're listening to, and yet
- 4:32Speaker 3: nothing could figure out the difference between a sub and
- 4:36Speaker 3: a whale fart.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:39Speaker 1: I've often wondered about military training because I've never been
- 4:43Speaker 1: to the military, But is sonar training so thorough when
- 4:49Speaker 1: you're going to sub school and you're in sonar school
- 4:52Speaker 1: that they play a bunch of different sounds for you, the.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Way we did with our.
- 4:58Speaker 1: The old Ronald McDonald's Speaking Spell type toys. Do they
- 5:03Speaker 1: try to fool you in sonar school with various noises
- 5:06Speaker 1: and think, okay, one of these is a sub? The
- 5:10Speaker 1: rest are you know, farm animals or other things?
- 5:16Speaker 3: I mean, Jonesy in the Hunt for Red October he
- 5:19Speaker 3: could pick up stuff, and that was thirty five years ago.
- 5:21Speaker 3: But where have we gone wrong?
- 5:26Speaker 1: I think maybe too much reliance on the technology, like
- 5:29Speaker 1: you're saying, Because because Jonesy Jonesy in the Hunt for
- 5:34Speaker 1: Red October, he was a master. He was listening intently.
- 5:38Speaker 1: He wasn't dependent upon computer technology or AI to tell
- 5:42Speaker 1: him what may or may not be an enemy's sub.
- 5:46Speaker 1: But I would like to think that if you're listening
- 5:48Speaker 1: so intently in a sub and you hear and you here,
- 6:03Speaker 1: then maybe just perhaps it's oh maybe it is putin.
- 6:12Speaker 2: I'm nearly one laughter.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Oh God forbid an orca kweefs and then we're going
- 6:18Speaker 3: to war.
- 6:27Speaker 2: See what happens when you free Willie.
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- 9:12Speaker 1: Trendholme and Jerry called well with You on Fred Day,
- 9:16Speaker 1: January thirty first, two thousand five.
- 9:19Speaker 2: We are headed into the weekend.
- 9:20Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have any major weekend plans,
- 9:22Speaker 1: but in case something exciting to do, I have some
- 9:25Speaker 1: options for you if you feel like dying on your
- 9:28Speaker 1: next trip. There are dangerous tourist attractions around the world,
- 9:34Speaker 1: a lot of which we've already covered quite a bit
- 9:37Speaker 1: here inside the Treehouse, one of which, obviously is Mount
- 9:41Speaker 1: Everest in Nepal. We know that one's really really dangerous.
- 9:44Speaker 1: More than three hundred people have died on Everest since
- 9:48Speaker 1: records began in nineteen twenty two. That means there's possibly
- 9:52Speaker 1: even more people that died up there. We didn't know
- 9:54Speaker 1: about it because it's kind of like Sacks in the NFL.
- 9:56Speaker 1: We didn't always track it, so we just know it's
- 9:59Speaker 1: over three one hundreds since nineteen twenty two.
- 10:02Speaker 3: I think generally they say one out of every four
- 10:05Speaker 3: people who attempts to summit Everest, it's gonna bite it.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 10:12Speaker 1: That doesn't sell that doesn't That doesn't sell me on it,
- 10:16Speaker 1: That doesn't make me want to go do that. But
- 10:19Speaker 1: there is something called extreme tourism. This is where travelers
- 10:23Speaker 1: engage in high risk activities in dangers and remote locations,
- 10:27Speaker 1: and the business is booming. Extreme tourism is projected to
- 10:31Speaker 1: reach a value of ninety one billion dollars by the
- 10:34Speaker 1: year twenty thirty. And these experiences are something that baby
- 10:38Speaker 1: boomers in particular are looking for. So Mount Everest is
- 10:46Speaker 1: one of six of the world's most dangerous tourist attractions.
- 10:50Speaker 1: You want to hear what the other ones are?
- 10:52Speaker 3: Sure tell me where white people are going on vacation.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Welcome to whitey travel. So Mount Everest, that's number one.
- 11:09Speaker 1: Other ones the Dino Killed Desert in Ethiopia. This is
- 11:15Speaker 1: one of the hottest places on Earth. Temperatures regularly reach
- 11:19Speaker 1: fifty degrees celsius. And since I'm American, I have no
- 11:23Speaker 1: idea how hot that is. I think it's like one
- 11:25Speaker 1: hundred and ninety or something.
- 11:28Speaker 2: Oh, it's halfway to boiling.
- 11:30Speaker 1: That's true. That is halfway to boiling. So there's that.
- 11:35Speaker 1: But that is so desert in Ethiopia one of the
- 11:38Speaker 1: most dangerous places in Earth. After Mount Everest, you've got
- 11:45Speaker 1: unbearable temperature, volcanic landscape, lava lakes, sulfur springs, and volatile geysers.
- 11:52Speaker 1: These all mean putting a foot in the wrong place
- 11:54Speaker 1: could kill you. Sounds like fun, sounds like a nice
- 11:57Speaker 1: couples sounds like a nice couple's retreat.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, what a blast.
- 12:03Speaker 2: You're looking to accidentally uncouple. I swear to god it
- 12:08Speaker 2: was an accident. Officer.
- 12:10Speaker 1: I will say this if if there's a continent in
- 12:12Speaker 1: which case you want to make a murder seem like
- 12:14Speaker 1: an accident, just take a nice couple's trip to Africa.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I think that's a way to go.
- 12:21Speaker 1: After that desert in Ethiopia, then you get to Death Valley, California.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Death Valley, California is the hottest place on Earth, with
- 12:28Speaker 1: a place called Furnace Creek that holds the record for
- 12:32Speaker 1: the highest air temperature ever at one hundred and thirty
- 12:36Speaker 1: four degrees fahrenheit, which thankfully they've included here. The celsius
- 12:40Speaker 1: equivalent is fifty six point seven degrees.
- 12:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, fifty degrees celsius is one twenty two fahrenheit.
- 12:47Speaker 1: By the way, sorry, I was so so that I
- 12:54Speaker 1: was so astounded by those numbers, I couldn't even hit
- 12:57Speaker 1: the right button. That those temperatures, I ain't going there.
- 13:03Speaker 1: The deadly heat has claimed the lives of travelers who
- 13:05Speaker 1: venture off the roads, but car accidents are actually the
- 13:07Speaker 1: most common hazard because the terrain is so difficult to navigate.
- 13:12Speaker 1: So don't go to Death Valley, at least not without
- 13:14Speaker 1: a bunch of friends. That's three places so far on
- 13:17Speaker 1: the most dangerous places to vacation on Earth. Then there's
- 13:22Speaker 1: the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in the Ukraine, or just in Ukraine,
- 13:26Speaker 1: as if you know, the war with Russia isn't bad enough,
- 13:28Speaker 1: they got that as well. Thirty one people died after
- 13:31Speaker 1: the reactor at Chernobyl blew up.
- 13:35Speaker 3: Many more, I'm sorry how much? How many did they say?
- 13:38Speaker 6: Thirty one died after the reactor and Chernobyl exploded? What
- 13:46Speaker 6: I think they mean immediately after, right that at the
- 13:50Speaker 6: when it that moment?
- 13:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, in that moment, But many more died
- 13:53Speaker 1: in the months and years after it.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Which, by the way, if y'all have not watched Chernobyl,
- 13:57Speaker 3: it was a kind of a five part special on HBO,
- 14:02Speaker 3: kind of a mini series fantastic and very well documented.
- 14:09Speaker 3: Like they they stuck to the facts pretty well.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Interesting.
- 14:15Speaker 1: The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone one of the most dangerous tourist
- 14:20Speaker 1: attractions on Earth. I can't wait to see what the
- 14:24Speaker 1: tour guide pamphlet looks.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Like and will be for another you know, twenty thousand years.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Guaranteed, guaranteed excitement for the whole family. That's the That's
- 14:34Speaker 1: the tourist attraction that just keeps on given. And is
- 14:38Speaker 1: it that's not scary enough? I think I've found the
- 14:40Speaker 1: place that I absolutely definitely would not ever want to go.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Snake Island, Brazil Noop. One hundred and six acre island
- 14:49Speaker 1: off the coast of Brazil is home to thousands of
- 14:52Speaker 1: golden lancehead vipers, one of the world's most venomous snakes.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Snake Island is the only place in the world where
- 14:59Speaker 1: this particular species is found, and it is claimed that
- 15:02Speaker 1: there is one snake for every square meter of land.
- 15:09Speaker 3: That mm hm, why why why would you want to go?
- 15:17Speaker 6: It?
- 15:17Speaker 3: Just just the name Snake Island? No, thank you?
- 15:22Speaker 2: Well.
- 15:27Speaker 1: In the early nineteen hundreds, a few humans did live
- 15:31Speaker 1: there on Snake Island. Their job was to run the
- 15:34Speaker 1: lighthouse but legend has it they were killed by snakes
- 15:37Speaker 1: and the lighthouse has since been automated. Rumor has it.
- 15:48Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. You you're on an island,
- 15:51Speaker 1: and your job on this island that is covered in
- 15:55Speaker 1: deadly snakes is to turn on the lights.
- 16:01Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
- 16:06Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody pissed somebody off really bad.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:11Speaker 1: So yeah, these are the places you can go to
- 16:15Speaker 1: really take advantage of extreme tourism. Another one is the
- 16:18Speaker 1: Cliffs of More in Ireland. Apparently those are very deadly,
- 16:21Speaker 1: the sheer cliffs, and people fall off the edge all
- 16:24Speaker 1: the time, probably from stupid selfies.
- 16:27Speaker 2: So there you have it.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Those are the six most dangerous tourist attractions in the world.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Death Valley, California, the Desert in Ethiopia, Mount Everest, the
- 16:41Speaker 1: Cliffs of More, Ireland and share Noble Exclusion Zone, and
- 16:45Speaker 1: the worst, in my mind, Snake Island, Brazil.
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- 16:55Speaker 2: You know you're right, Trey. I mean, you don't ever hear.
- 16:59Speaker 1: People of color going to these extreme destinations. And there's
- 17:04Speaker 1: a lot of white men out there that are worried
- 17:06Speaker 1: about replacement theory. But what they need to be worried
- 17:09Speaker 1: about is their own sense of adventure.
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- 18:06Speaker 2: Uh.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Dan and Trey with you inside the Treehouse today along
- 18:09Speaker 1: with Jerry Caldwell. Trey, Jerry, do either of you have
- 18:14Speaker 1: an OnlyFans subscription?
- 18:18Speaker 3: No?
- 18:22Speaker 6: No?
- 18:24Speaker 1: So Jerry's on the free trial apparently.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Do you if you did? Okay?
- 18:30Speaker 1: Well, see, Jerry, you're in a relationship, long term relationship,
- 18:34Speaker 1: you live, you live with your lady, and you're doing
- 18:37Speaker 1: something on only fans.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Uh.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Trey, you are single and claim to not have an
- 18:41Speaker 1: only fan subscription?
- 18:43Speaker 2: Uh?
- 18:45Speaker 1: Jerry, do you consider having an only fan subscription cheating?
- 18:48Speaker 4: No?
- 18:50Speaker 1: Trey, would you consider having an OnlyFans subscription cheating on
- 18:55Speaker 1: your partner.
- 18:56Speaker 6: No, no, okay, yeah, sorry, no, Well, fifty eight percent
- 19:04Speaker 6: of women would disagree with you on that.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Interesting, Well, that sounds like is it someone spit it out?
- 19:20Speaker 3: Is it? Is it? I'm getting because do they consider that,
- 19:23Speaker 3: I'm guessing that's higher than they would if you were
- 19:25Speaker 3: watching porn and they consider it cheating because it's amateur, uh.
- 19:32Speaker 1: The amateur or maybe maybe because of the conversations that
- 19:35Speaker 1: may happen there, the connection that may be.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Happening a little more direct.
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- 19:44Speaker 1: Couples seem to be divided over whether or not only
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- 19:53Speaker 1: percent of women believe that if a partner has subscribed
- 19:55Speaker 1: to a porn star's channel, it is definitely cheating. However,
- 20:00Speaker 1: only thirty eight percent of men agree with that. Forty
- 20:04Speaker 1: eight percent of men say it depends on the type
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- 20:13Speaker 1: thought it was normal for those in relationships to interact
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- 20:21Speaker 1: does seem to be the interacting with the content and
- 20:23Speaker 1: not just watching it is where they seem to have
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- 20:27Speaker 3: Okay, And and by the way, I'm not claiming to
- 20:30Speaker 3: be a Puritan and saying I've never looked at only
- 20:32Speaker 3: Fans of anything else. I just never have subscribed to anything.
- 20:35Speaker 3: But I'm sure we're familiarious but well not you're curious, Dan.
- 20:41Speaker 3: But I didn't know there was a lot of interact
- 20:45Speaker 3: because I get that if you're talking about like if
- 20:48Speaker 3: you're chatting with somebody, that you consider that cheating. So
- 20:52Speaker 3: I did not know there was there was. I thought
- 20:54Speaker 3: OnlyFans was just videos.
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- 21:02Speaker 1: think there's messages. I think there's chatting. I'm saying things.
- 21:08Speaker 1: I don't know what. The reason I know that those
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- 21:26Speaker 1: of it, the girls will take the will take the photos,
- 21:29Speaker 1: take the videos.
- 21:30Speaker 6: And they'll post them. And then chances are if you're
- 21:33Speaker 6: subscribed to that content, to that channel, the person you're
- 21:37Speaker 6: communicating with is probably a dude or it.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Might just be an AI bot, because the girls, how
- 21:46Speaker 1: do you think they have time to do all this
- 21:48Speaker 1: content stuff.
- 21:49Speaker 3: And chat with you?
- 21:50Speaker 2: It's because they don't. They go do the.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Videos and stuff, they post it, and then someone else
- 21:54Speaker 1: handles the actual talking to you.
- 21:56Speaker 3: All right now, But now I do understand a little
- 21:58Speaker 3: bit better. How what was the girl's names, that Sophie
- 22:01Speaker 3: Rain that got said she one guy had given her
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- 22:14Speaker 3: How come you're not making more money on your only
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- 22:21Speaker 1: You know, I just it's sometimes it's a struggle.
- 22:27Speaker 2: You kind of.
- 22:30Speaker 1: You kind of run out of ideas after a while,
- 22:32Speaker 1: and you just think, well, I'm just I'm just kind
- 22:34Speaker 1: of turned out. I have nothing left to give. What
- 22:45Speaker 1: else is there to do? I feel like I've just
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- 23:01Speaker 1: you happy, God bless you.
- 23:04Speaker 6: I have totally subscribed. I don't currently have any subscriptions,
- 23:07Speaker 6: but I have subscribed in the past. And if I
- 23:09Speaker 6: thought for one moment, one moment, that I could make
- 23:12Speaker 6: money with an only fans account, bet your ass I'd
- 23:17Speaker 6: be on there.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Don't sell yourself short, Jerry.
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- 23:47Speaker 6: like to see on only fans.
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- 24:43Speaker 1: Treehouse today on a Friday, January thirty, first, twenty five.
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- 25:05Speaker 1: you're ready to up your role play game in the bedroom,
- 25:08Speaker 1: I have some suggestions for you right here.
- 25:11Speaker 3: Is this about to be like your TikTok shop pitch
- 25:13Speaker 3: for strap ons?
- 25:17Speaker 6: You know I was told as a child to ignore bullies?
- 25:25Speaker 2: What is it, Trey?
- 25:28Speaker 3: Are both of you considering this hellish month because it's
- 25:32Speaker 3: of dry January?
- 25:33Speaker 2: Yes? No, I've been drinking my ass off. It's just
- 25:39Speaker 2: been It's just been a crazy month.
- 25:41Speaker 1: And look, I'm getting to the point now at this age,
- 25:44Speaker 1: that every month is worse than the previous one, just
- 25:47Speaker 1: in different ways.
- 25:49Speaker 2: It feels like the day is January fifty.
- 25:51Speaker 1: First World War three was almost started this month by
- 25:57Speaker 1: a whale fart. So honestly, if that was how the
- 26:05Speaker 1: world ended, it wouldn't surprise me at this point. So again,
- 26:11Speaker 1: if you would like to up your role play game
- 26:13Speaker 1: in the bedroom, I have some suggestions for you. Because
- 26:15Speaker 1: someone decided to ask a bunch of people what the
- 26:18Speaker 1: sexiest jobs are in twenty twenty five, and they actually
- 26:23Speaker 1: broke this down into various industries, not just specific job type.
- 26:30Speaker 1: Anyone want to guess what the sexiest jobs in twenty
- 26:34Speaker 1: twenty five are?
- 26:37Speaker 2: Yes, Jerry is barista on there. No, I'm surprised.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Well just well that's because you were a Starbucks barista
- 26:47Speaker 1: for quite a while and you were hot.
- 26:51Speaker 3: Yes, Tray, I'll still get like first responder, fireman pretty good.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Not first, not the number one slot, but did come
- 27:02Speaker 1: in third. First responders, firefighters, police officers, paramedics included in
- 27:09Speaker 1: the Sexiest Jobs of twenty twenty five. That one makes sense.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Doctors and nurses were number one, So the healthcare industry
- 27:19Speaker 1: was number one as far as sexiest jobs because there's number.
- 27:22Speaker 3: What there's just something about a woman in scrubs, damn.
- 27:26Speaker 2: It, really, that's what's going.
- 27:29Speaker 3: Oh okay, I know what it is about scrubs, but
- 27:33Speaker 3: they they make a woman's ass just.
- 27:36Speaker 6: They just they hug it. So well, it's just right
- 27:41Speaker 6: there with you, buddy, all right.
- 27:43Speaker 3: Good to know.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Now I know what you two like, and now I
- 27:45Speaker 1: know not to ever address up like a doctor on YouTube.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Number two as far as the sexiest jobs of twenty
- 27:52Speaker 1: twenty five, education industry, so things like teachers and professors.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Of course, I don't think assistant principle is necessarily on that.
- 28:01Speaker 3: Schoolgirl. Does that count.
- 28:04Speaker 2: For you, Trey, Yes, as long as the schoolgirl is
- 28:07Speaker 2: of age of consent.
- 28:09Speaker 6: Yeah, if you like getting spanked, then the assistant principle
- 28:12Speaker 6: might be for you.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Good point, Jerry.
- 28:14Speaker 1: So yeah, educators, the education industry very very sexy. Number three,
- 28:18Speaker 1: first responders, you got that. Number four the law industry.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Lawyers.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Now they also put police officers in that one as
- 28:25Speaker 1: opposed to first responders, so whatever. Number five, the business industry.
- 28:31Speaker 1: This is where this list goes off the rails to
- 28:34Speaker 1: me as far as what people consider to be sexy jobs,
- 28:37Speaker 1: because in the business category that means marketing and salespeople.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Now this might be over twenty five years of radio
- 28:46Speaker 1: broadcast experience speaking, but there are very very few sexy salespeople.
- 28:55Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very true, and a few there are. I
- 29:05Speaker 3: just feel like that category is the catch off for
- 29:07Speaker 3: makes good money.
- 29:10Speaker 1: That would make sense, that would be that makes perfect sense.
- 29:12Speaker 6: Yeah, I do like the scrubs, but my favorite attire
- 29:16Speaker 6: for a woman is like the proporate pants suit, like
- 29:22Speaker 6: the the power suit. Yeah, the power suit on a woman,
- 29:26Speaker 6: especially if it's got like the button down and the
- 29:28Speaker 6: and the blazer over that.
- 29:31Speaker 2: Hillary Clinton. You had to ruin it, didn't you.
- 29:41Speaker 1: That's where you draw the line, all right, real quick.
- 29:47Speaker 1: The other one's uh, science. The jobs in science are
- 29:51Speaker 1: are considered sexy. Chemists, researchers, anything requiring a science degree,
- 29:56Speaker 1: although I don't know if anyone's going to be turned
- 29:58Speaker 1: on if you role play doctor foul. Number seven the
- 30:04Speaker 1: tech industry, things like data analysts, information technology, and even
- 30:09Speaker 1: tech support. And see again, this is where this is
- 30:11Speaker 1: the bottom of the barrel as far as sexy jobs.
- 30:14Speaker 2: This is just ecky pants and a pullover. I dude,
- 30:17Speaker 2: I'm with you.
- 30:18Speaker 3: Someone finds telling you to reboot your computer a turn on,
- 30:23Speaker 3: Oh reboot me.
- 30:27Speaker 1: You can make anything sound sexy if you just you know,
- 30:29Speaker 1: lower the pitch of your voice and whisper a little bit.
- 30:33Speaker 6: They didn't go very well. Oh did you try turning
- 30:35Speaker 6: him off and then back on again?
- 30:37Speaker 2: That's actually pretty good then.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Number eight The sexiest jobs twenty twenty five the finance industry,
- 30:43Speaker 1: things like analysts, investors in financial play.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Those guys have cash.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Again, maybe that's what it is. It's the the idea
- 30:52Speaker 1: of being rich is being sexy.
- 30:54Speaker 2: So there you have it.
- 30:55Speaker 1: If you want to spice things up in the bedroom,
- 30:57Speaker 1: those are some sexy jobs that you you can up
- 31:00Speaker 1: your role play game in this year, if you so choose.
- 31:05Speaker 1: I just don't see how some of those jobs correlate
- 31:10Speaker 1: into sex appeal.
- 31:10Speaker 2: And I just don't.
- 31:11Speaker 1: I just I've never been turned on by a customer
- 31:14Speaker 1: service representative.
- 31:17Speaker 3: And they left podcasters off. I mean, that's just I know.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Yeah, podcast radio people nowhere, nowhere near that list.
- 31:27Speaker 2: We are sexy bitches people.
- 31:33Speaker 6: Jerry, just go ahead make that the title of this episode.
- 31:37Speaker 6: I figure if a figure of cowboys ownership can gaslight
- 31:40Speaker 6: their fans, we can do the same to ours.
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- 32:26Speaker 1: said it before and I'm gonna say it again. Today
- 32:28Speaker 1: is read Day. January thirty first, twenty twenty five. Let's
- 32:33Speaker 1: celebrate with some birthdays. Turning thirty three today British actress
- 32:42Speaker 1: Amy Jackson. She played Saturn Girl on the CW's Supergirl.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Of all those CWDCTV shows, that's one of the ones
- 32:50Speaker 1: I actually did not watch. I watched The Flash, I
- 32:57Speaker 1: watched the I watched Green Arrow. I watched those two
- 33:01Speaker 1: pretty religiously for a while. Then they got burned out
- 33:04Speaker 1: on him. So I guess, I guess that's really not
- 33:05Speaker 1: that many, because they actually had quite a few of
- 33:07Speaker 1: those shows, Jerry, I think you watched a fair amount
- 33:09Speaker 1: of them.
- 33:10Speaker 2: Yeah, because.
- 33:15Speaker 6: I never I never watched Ballville. Okay, I never watched
- 33:18Speaker 6: the Superman TV shows.
- 33:21Speaker 3: Gotcha.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Loved Lois and Clark back in the day. I was
- 33:23Speaker 2: a big fan of that one.
- 33:24Speaker 6: I'm not a big fan of the Big Blue Boy Scout.
- 33:28Speaker 6: I was always a big fan of Superman growing up.
- 33:31Speaker 6: As an adult, I still like him.
- 33:34Speaker 1: I'm so fascinated by the character, mostly because I'm curious
- 33:37Speaker 1: to see what DC's gonna do with it. But it's
- 33:41Speaker 1: interesting to hear you say that, Jerry, because even my
- 33:43Speaker 1: wife feels the same way of all the superhero Superman
- 33:45Speaker 1: is her least favorite, and I wonder if her reason
- 33:49Speaker 1: is the same as yours, And I wonder if that's
- 33:52Speaker 1: a common thread among the reason why maybe Superman is
- 33:55Speaker 1: not a whole lot of people's favorite superhero is because
- 34:00Speaker 1: he's super because he's doesn't have a whole lot of
- 34:03Speaker 1: weaknesses and he's so good and pure.
- 34:08Speaker 6: What is it for you? That's that That's a big
- 34:10Speaker 6: part of it. That's a big part of it.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Because at least because at least Batman, that's a dude,
- 34:15Speaker 1: you know, a lot of training, very smart, very bright,
- 34:19Speaker 1: a lot of nepotism, a lot of a lot of
- 34:21Speaker 1: white privilege in that one, but still it's a dude.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Superman is an illegal alien that came here.
- 34:29Speaker 2: In cure a sense.
- 34:30Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's he's super powered.
- 34:34Speaker 2: It's difficult, you know.
- 34:35Speaker 1: It's like he really has is very few weaknesses and
- 34:38Speaker 1: we all know what they are, and somehow he still
- 34:41Speaker 1: falls prey to them at times.
- 34:43Speaker 3: And I always like the Christopher Reeves stuper Superman growing up,
- 34:47Speaker 3: but I agree like as time is going on and
- 34:51Speaker 3: the adaptations of that character, that's become less less and
- 34:54Speaker 3: less appealing.
- 34:57Speaker 1: That's why I'm so fascinated to see what happens with
- 34:59Speaker 1: the new super movie coming out this year. I'm a
- 35:02Speaker 1: huge fan of James Gunn, who is the new head
- 35:05Speaker 1: of DC. He's written and directed the new Superman movie.
- 35:09Speaker 1: He's responsible for the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. I'm
- 35:12Speaker 1: a big fan of his work. I loved what he
- 35:15Speaker 1: did with the Suicide Squad movie, so I'm really curious
- 35:19Speaker 1: to see if he can knock it out of the
- 35:22Speaker 1: park with a Superman film, because lots of people are like,
- 35:25Speaker 1: Henry Cavill's the best Superman, and he probably was right
- 35:29Speaker 1: up there with Christopher Reeves as the best. I still
- 35:32Speaker 1: think the Zack Snyder Superman movies were lackluster. I loved
- 35:36Speaker 1: Henry Cavill, love him, but the movies themselves.
- 35:39Speaker 3: Are Yeah, hopefully James Gunn. I mean, my problem with
- 35:44Speaker 3: DC movies over the last on a fifteen years whatever,
- 35:48Speaker 3: there's just so dark. I mean, that's the one thing
- 35:49Speaker 3: where Marvel beats him is Marvel always adds a little
- 35:52Speaker 3: bit of humor, a little bit of levity to their
- 35:55Speaker 3: characters in the movies, and DC is just so dark
- 35:59Speaker 3: and serious that hopefully James Gunn can can lighten that
- 36:03Speaker 3: up a bit.
- 36:04Speaker 6: One guy is an invincible alien. Another guy is a
- 36:07Speaker 6: dude in a batsuit. One is a chick from the
- 36:10Speaker 6: island of Lesbos with a lasso that makes you tell
- 36:13Speaker 6: the truth and an invisible aircraft that you can never
- 36:15Speaker 6: find after you park it. That's don't take yourself so seriously, Yeah, Jerry.
- 36:22Speaker 2: Can you do me a favor?
- 36:24Speaker 1: Sure, I was curious. Can you give us again your
- 36:29Speaker 1: summary of Wonder Woman? But I want you to do
- 36:33Speaker 1: me a favor and say, just a little bit slower
- 36:36Speaker 1: and softer.
- 36:40Speaker 6: You have You have a chick from the island of Lesbos.
- 36:46Speaker 6: Superpower is a lasso that makes you speak the truth,
- 36:51Speaker 6: tie me up.
- 36:54Speaker 2: And then and.
- 36:59Speaker 6: Then oh you mean the other folks. Oh then you
- 37:02Speaker 6: gottah oh sorry. And then you got that invisible jet
- 37:15Speaker 6: she flies around that you can't find after she parks it.
- 37:19Speaker 1: The ultimate upskirt vehicle. That's right, by the way. No
- 37:30Speaker 1: coincidence here. The Wonder Woman movie is by far the
- 37:32Speaker 1: best DC movie.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Oh absolutely the first one.
- 37:38Speaker 3: Yes, Jerry's right, you know she can't parallel park that jet.
- 37:54Speaker 2: That is Trey Trendholme.
- 37:58Speaker 1: At gmail dot com.
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- 38:54Speaker 1: While you're there, past shows, links, contact info, and more
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- 39:01Speaker 6: That's Treehouse onmar dot com. One last little bit here
- 39:14Speaker 6: before we close up the Treehouse for the week and
- 39:17Speaker 6: close out the month.
- 39:19Speaker 2: The first month of twenty twenty five.
- 39:22Speaker 6: If you have a child and you're wondering, how can
- 39:25Speaker 6: I get this child to eat his or her vegetables?
- 39:31Speaker 2: Some experts have a recommendation for you.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Okay, Trey Jerry, were you guys good at eating your
- 39:38Speaker 1: vegetables as children or did you have to be convinced
- 39:42Speaker 1: I was?
- 39:43Speaker 2: You were good at okay?
- 39:44Speaker 6: Yeah, there was a couple of things I would not
- 39:46Speaker 6: eat at all, but I was. I was good at
- 39:49Speaker 6: the bed. What about you, Trey, uh?
- 39:53Speaker 3: In general? Yeah, I was actually pretty good about it.
- 39:55Speaker 3: I mean, there were some things I was not a
- 39:57Speaker 3: big fan of, but.
- 39:59Speaker 1: As a child, I really really really did not like spinach.
- 40:02Speaker 1: I still remember one time sitting at the coffee table
- 40:05Speaker 1: in the living room and my dad trying to bribe
- 40:09Speaker 1: me to eat spinach, and I I just couldn't do it,
- 40:12Speaker 1: couldn't do it. Now as an adult, now love spinach,
- 40:16Speaker 1: happy to eat it.
- 40:17Speaker 2: I'm popeye right.
- 40:19Speaker 3: Brussels sprouts were always the thing as a kid that
- 40:21Speaker 3: I was.
- 40:21Speaker 2: Like, that was me.
- 40:23Speaker 6: I didn't eat my first Crissel sprout until I was
- 40:24Speaker 6: in my thirties. I did not come to enjoy Brussels
- 40:28Speaker 6: sprouts until I.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Was in my thirties.
- 40:29Speaker 6: And I blame my mother not just for Brussels sprouts,
- 40:33Speaker 6: but for lots of things in my life.
- 40:34Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
- 40:35Speaker 1: The way she cooked Brussels sprouts was truly dreadful, because
- 40:39Speaker 1: her way of cooking Brussels sprouts was just to boil
- 40:44Speaker 1: the ever loving stink out of them, and that stench
- 40:47Speaker 1: would radiate throughout the house. And even the last time
- 40:51Speaker 1: she made it, she made it in our apartment, I'm like, God,
- 40:53Speaker 1: you cannot make this stuff ever again. It smells like
- 40:56Speaker 1: death and feet, It smells like dead eat and.
- 41:01Speaker 2: How are you putting that in your mouth? Is disgusting.
- 41:04Speaker 1: Then I went to a restaurant when Brussels sprouts got
- 41:07Speaker 1: you know, in Vogue.
- 41:09Speaker 2: And they were really good.
- 41:11Speaker 1: So I'm glad that I've turned around on Brussels sprouts.
- 41:13Speaker 2: But if you have a child that.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Is not big on eating their vegetables, there is a
- 41:17Speaker 1: recommendation to get them to do it.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Okay.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Researchers in Germany spent twenty minutes reading kids fairy tales
- 41:24Speaker 1: that involved magical fruits and vegetables. The hero was either
- 41:29Speaker 1: healed or saved by eating them. After the story was done,
- 41:33Speaker 1: they offered the kids a choice of four different snacks fruits, vegetables, cake,
- 41:37Speaker 1: or cookies. Turned out, it made the kids more likely
- 41:40Speaker 1: to choose the healthier options, and not just right after
- 41:43Speaker 1: they heard the story. It had a lasting effect. Eighty
- 41:46Speaker 1: percent of kids were still eating more fruits and veggies
- 41:50Speaker 1: weeks later.
- 41:52Speaker 2: So there you have it.
- 41:53Speaker 1: You want your kids to eat their vegetables and their fruits,
- 41:57Speaker 1: just tell them that they're magical. What could possibly go
- 42:00Speaker 1: wrong when you tell a child that eating things like
- 42:03Speaker 1: mushrooms are magical?
- 42:13Speaker 2: Not where I thought that was going to go.
- 42:15Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you where it's going to end up.
- 42:17Speaker 1: It's going to be a kid foraging in the forest
- 42:19Speaker 1: trying to eat anything that looks tasty, and then he's
- 42:22Speaker 1: going to see some things. By the way, this is
- 42:26Speaker 1: the same tactic that the Leprechaun uses for Cereal and
- 42:32Speaker 1: the Lucky Charms. The difference is the little cartoon Leprechaun,
- 42:38Speaker 1: to me as a kid, had more credibility than my parents.
- 42:44Speaker 6: Of course he's on TV. He's got his own brand
- 42:48Speaker 6: of cereal. You can't just beat anybody and have your
- 42:51Speaker 6: own brand of cereal. And the Leprechaun didn't hit me,
- 43:00Speaker 6: Oh my way, he says, they're magically delicious and they
- 43:06Speaker 6: don't hurt.
- 43:06Speaker 3: Awesome.
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