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Ep. 13 - Gina T. AKA Ang Balassone & Mike Fails · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_03: It's the iHeartGeno Awards on iHeartRadio.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_01: You're three.
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SPEAKER_01: I three.
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SPEAKER_02: That's Mara.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, we have a little earring in.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like it's all going back to the uh cover art where we started.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Which I I Photoshopped the shit out of that little earring.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, this is actually the the littler one.
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SPEAKER_03: Good.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh one of the one of them's like bigger and actually still needs a lot of work.
0:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so get in there.
0:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
0:41
SPEAKER_03: How are you?
0:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm doing okay.
0:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm finding a little bit of a getting over a little cold.
0:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you had a real cold.
0:50
SPEAKER_03: I had a cold and allergies, and I just can't win.
0:53
SPEAKER_03: And neither can you.
0:54
SPEAKER_02: So because I'm already getting hot.
0:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
0:56
SPEAKER_03: But we are wearing uh head-to-toe lore.
1:07
SPEAKER_02: I love when a girl like arrives and just like what's in there?
1:12
SPEAKER_02: My fan.
1:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
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SPEAKER_02: I was like, I can't have a bad.
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SPEAKER_03: You do have a fan.
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SPEAKER_03: One fan.
1:18
SPEAKER_03: One fan.
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SPEAKER_03: One fan.
1:19
SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh, can't you do it?
1:21
SPEAKER_02: The ball eight is permanently and he's the jaws of life.
1:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, do you?
1:29
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't.
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SPEAKER_03: No, you never would.
1:31
SPEAKER_03: One day I want to put like gift baskets back there.
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SPEAKER_03: We've never activated the space behind the couch.
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SPEAKER_03: There's not much space to begin with.
1:38
SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
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SPEAKER_02: Go! That's the soccer ball purse.
1:41
SPEAKER_02: I think I was talking once on here.
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SPEAKER_02: I was like, I've been soccer balling soccer ball pursing before anyone else.
1:48
SPEAKER_02: You know how they like started to get trendy?
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SPEAKER_02: Where are you seeing the trend?
1:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I saw Sam buy a little ball one, meaning they're in stores and you can get them.
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SPEAKER_02: But that's about seven years old.
1:59
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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SPEAKER_02: It looks good.
2:01
SPEAKER_02: It's water.
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SPEAKER_02: Water?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like a thermos on you.
2:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I keep I keep I hydrate from this.
2:07
SPEAKER_02: What do you call those when you're hiking?
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SPEAKER_02: Camelback?
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SPEAKER_02: It's like tropey kinda, like passing around the leg.
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SPEAKER_02: A canteen?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: I go to the army and I bring this.
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SPEAKER_02: Is it a canteen tropey?
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SPEAKER_02: Uh no.
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SPEAKER_02: A little bit.
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SPEAKER_02: There's something about passing it around that's like what do you mean tropey?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's just like cliche.
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SPEAKER_02: Like you see it a lot.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like an image.
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SPEAKER_03: It's imagery.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because it's just something you do when you use it for camping.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so it shows up in a lot of stories when you know people are tired.
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SPEAKER_02: They're rationing.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, in the desert, they're trying to get their water out and only sand comes out.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: Do I look crisp as ever?
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SPEAKER_03: You do yes, you look crisp as ever.
2:47
SPEAKER_03: Um, you look great.
2:48
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.
2:49
SPEAKER_03: You also got me this, uh.
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SPEAKER_02: I physically, when Mike starts to help me, I start losing all my actual motor skills.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like I could probably have done that myself, but wouldn't you?
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SPEAKER_02: Why would I ever?
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SPEAKER_03: When you got me.
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SPEAKER_02: When I have iHeart Gina.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, why tie your own shoe?
3:08
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I'm not sure.
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SPEAKER_02: Wait, I always wanted a shirt that like I want to do like an editorial with you that says iHeartGina, and I want one that says iHeartMice.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:15
SPEAKER_02: Like just the there's a misspelling.
3:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:17
SPEAKER_02: And it's not about you.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: Again, third time.
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SPEAKER_02: Why would it ever be?
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SPEAKER_02: It is about you.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh after all, you are my co-host.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
3:28
SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing?
3:28
SPEAKER_02: What is your problem, my dear?
3:30
SPEAKER_02: Um, who am I wearing?
3:31
SPEAKER_02: It's a juicy couture sweatsuit that you helped me bedazzle yesterday on my body.
3:37
SPEAKER_02: I felt like a celeb.
3:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because I was hot gluing things directly to your forever.
3:42
SPEAKER_02: And I was on my phone and I was just like, this is the light.
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SPEAKER_02: This is everything I wanted.
3:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, to be in half drag with your friend uh burning you.
3:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
3:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought you meant.
3:54
SPEAKER_02: So I was in half drag.
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SPEAKER_02: I had girl body on, uh-huh, big old booty, a juicy suit on, and my roommate's friend from home like was over.
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SPEAKER_02: So she met me.
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SPEAKER_03: The door like open, and like from a distance, we could hear like roommate and a new voice coming up the stairs.
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SPEAKER_03: And it was like, oh God.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And it was like a new voice that was very like, you're gonna want to see the apartment.
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SPEAKER_02: It wasn't like a She was like, Oh my god, this is amazing.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, wow, this is so you.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: And we're like, show me the rest of the apartment.
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SPEAKER_03: And it's like she walks in and it's like, hi.
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SPEAKER_02: And I had a scream, like, I'm in a woman's body.
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SPEAKER_02: Because I get self-conscious because a lot of times you'd be surprised at how often people are like, Do you have pads?
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SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, Yes, I have pads on.
4:36
SPEAKER_02: Believe it or not, don't have a voluptuous hourglass figure.
4:40
SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, that's a compliment, I guess.
4:42
SPEAKER_02: I guess, but as a guy, I would be a little self-conscious if this was my natural bubba.
4:47
SPEAKER_03: Well, I've been telling everyone you got a BBL, so Oh, okay.
4:49
SPEAKER_03: I I actually you I do have a bubble butt.
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SPEAKER_03: I used to have a little bit of a bubble butt, but it's getting flat and dead.
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SPEAKER_02: And yeah, granny.
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SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
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SPEAKER_02: That's me jiggling it.
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SPEAKER_02: Thanks a lot.
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SPEAKER_02: The two pancakes.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the two pancakes flapping in the wind.
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SPEAKER_02: It'll come back.
5:06
SPEAKER_02: I gotta do one squat.
5:07
SPEAKER_02: It comes and goes.
5:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your ass comes and goes.
5:10
SPEAKER_03: My ass comes and goes, like the seasons.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Who am I wearing and what is my problem?
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, so juicy.
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SPEAKER_02: Juicy Couture.
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SPEAKER_02: These are Steve Madison, which they look like they're from a fucking vending machine.
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SPEAKER_02: Or like the like Amazon Prime.
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SPEAKER_03: Steve Madison as a joke.
5:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Steve Madison.
5:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: It's Canon now.
5:28
SPEAKER_02: Well, because the first time it wasn't.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the first time it wasn't, but now it's forever Steve Madison.
5:33
SPEAKER_02: And yeah, they look like they are made of clay.
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SPEAKER_02: They're so cheap and bad.
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SPEAKER_02: They're referencing like a chubby cute shoe.
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SPEAKER_02: So you know, you'd think it'd be Amazon or some garbage, whatever, but it's actually Steve Madison.
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SPEAKER_03: There's something about it that's with the look, it's kind of giving nurse a little bit.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's the wrong shoe.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, it's making me think of when uh Edie and Fran were on the pod, and it was like, this is the nurse that Fran is waking up to out of surgery.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like you did amazing.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is very nurse.
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unknown: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You were farting a ton.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh TB Tori, get him back on the pod.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all-star, all-star edition.
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SPEAKER_02: He's very nurse.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:12
SPEAKER_02: This is very actually um, what the fuck?
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SPEAKER_02: Who puts you to sleep?
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SPEAKER_02: Anesthesiologist.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Is that what Fran was talking about?
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SPEAKER_02: I I think I think she was just talking about nurses in general.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: But I feel like anesthesiologists are so slutty.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because it's like a higher paid position or something.
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SPEAKER_02: So like higher paid, it's glam.
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SPEAKER_03: For some reason.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but I want a female, like uh if you're not getting put under by a female, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I definitely want a male.
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SPEAKER_02: Because I I want a beautiful like ex-pageant, like top five girl putting me to sleep.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
6:46
SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like, I don't know, when I used to like, when I used to go to Miss Rhode Island, I feel like I have.
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SPEAKER_02: I feel like one of my many exes were like in the pageant.
6:54
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_02: And like everyone was like, Katie would like to become a uh anesthesiologist.
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SPEAKER_02: I almost said speech pathologist.
7:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, no, that's my sister, and no one wants to be that.
7:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:04
SPEAKER_03: You're also not even my sister.
7:05
SPEAKER_03: You're giving uh Reba.
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SPEAKER_02: Am I and Gina combined.
7:09
SPEAKER_02: Gina T.
7:10
SPEAKER_02: Gina T.
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SPEAKER_02: This is my cousin Gina T's hair back when she had streaked wand.
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SPEAKER_03: I this the we we rigged this wig up too.
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SPEAKER_03: That was like something else we did.
7:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you got me this wig.
7:23
SPEAKER_03: Daddy bought me two wigs.
7:25
SPEAKER_03: Daddy bought you two wigs.
7:26
SPEAKER_03: Um, because we went, we were shopping for the red look.
7:29
SPEAKER_03: The red bob.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes.
7:31
SPEAKER_03: Uh, for the Star Wars look.
7:33
SPEAKER_03: And I saw this on a on a head and I was like, there's something about her.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: Because she came pre-styled with like the pieces and like a little kind of dinky pony updo.
7:42
SPEAKER_02: And we were like, yeah, she had the floppiest limp dick little pony.
7:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:46
SPEAKER_02: It was actually really funny because it was very like suburban girl referencing Ariana.
7:50
SPEAKER_02: Like with just like Yeah, who could only it was it was this big, like the ponytail.
7:54
SPEAKER_03: It was like a thumb, not like half a thumb.
7:56
SPEAKER_02: So we bought two, rigged it, stacked it, needed more hair still for my big bod.
8:03
SPEAKER_02: So bought a little clip-in today last minute, and here we are.
8:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the clip-in actually was a great addition.
8:09
SPEAKER_03: It's helpful.
8:10
SPEAKER_03: I know.
8:10
SPEAKER_02: I was so stressed that it would be like a big fix, but it was just like, oh, easy.
8:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: Move on.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: It was great.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: Thank Gord.
8:15
SPEAKER_03: I think we both, I mean, we're not the biggest hair stylists.
8:20
SPEAKER_03: It's a gap in kind of both of our skill sets that we Yeah.
8:23
SPEAKER_03: So, but I think there's something about this one that we just leaned into it being like uh an art project rather than like a hairstyling project.
8:32
SPEAKER_02: Which like I shouldn't say, but sometimes you gotta I mean you can sometimes you can't.
8:36
SPEAKER_03: How else is this getting made?
8:37
SPEAKER_03: It's not human, it's not human hair, it's plastic, you know?
8:39
SPEAKER_03: Plastic.
8:39
SPEAKER_03: It's got gluten with a gun being used somewhere.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:42
SPEAKER_02: Bedazzle this, bedazzle that, um, did this together.
8:47
SPEAKER_02: What else?
8:48
SPEAKER_02: That's it.
8:48
SPEAKER_02: I guess that's all I fucking have on it.
8:49
SPEAKER_02: Crystally boustier.
8:50
SPEAKER_02: Just like boosted.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: This is Amazon, actually.
8:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:53
SPEAKER_02: And it looks so expensive and nice from the front, but then the parts that are covered you don't want to see.
8:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's it's getting very like um post-surgery bra.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: Like keeping the drainage.
9:03
SPEAKER_02: Like I almost wore a breastplate with this, as you know, and it was so big.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:08
SPEAKER_02: And I would zipped it up, and that was post-surgery, like just gut implants they haven't dropped.
9:12
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't right.
9:13
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't right.
9:14
SPEAKER_02: It was so like porn.
9:16
SPEAKER_03: It was like Mrs.
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SPEAKER_03: Doubtfire, like uh so is this.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Something about this tight with a sneaker.
9:23
SPEAKER_02: That's Mrs.
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SPEAKER_02: Doubtfire.
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SPEAKER_02: Hello.
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SPEAKER_02: And what is my problem?
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SPEAKER_02: My problem is that this face wash that I've been loving, CeraVe hydrating cream to foam cleanser, melts makeup.
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SPEAKER_02: It's amazing.
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SPEAKER_02: Love.
9:36
SPEAKER_02: Love, but it's been um forming a bubble around my face when I use it.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
9:42
SPEAKER_02: You have you ever had a face wash that is good or like it just if you your eyes are closed because you don't want to get it in your eyes, and you can feel a bubble growing and it's like around your head.
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SPEAKER_03: I've as I'm like I I can't say that's something that I have experienced.
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SPEAKER_03: A bubble growing around my head.
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SPEAKER_03: I've never been.
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SPEAKER_03: Unless last time maybe when I was at the children's museum, the science museum or something.
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SPEAKER_02: You've never been trapped in a bubble.
10:06
SPEAKER_03: Personally, I've not.
10:08
SPEAKER_03: That's not.
10:09
SPEAKER_03: I feel like you're you're always near a bubble, one way or another.
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SPEAKER_03: You know who's trapped in a bubble?
10:13
SPEAKER_03: Glenda.
10:14
SPEAKER_03: Glenda.
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unknown: Ring.
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SPEAKER_02: I swear, I swear I didn't I didn't mean that.
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SPEAKER_02: This is about cere.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah, so it's a really good product.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't want to stop using it, but it does annoy me that like a bubble forms around my head and face.
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SPEAKER_02: Mostly like I swear I need footage in my shower.
10:30
SPEAKER_02: How does that bother you?
10:31
SPEAKER_02: Because it's it's uncomfortable.
10:32
SPEAKER_02: It's like I'm washing.
10:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh, because like it's a kid.
10:34
SPEAKER_02: You're pulling it away.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, I guess that.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Getting pigging around my head.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: At least I think.
10:40
SPEAKER_02: I don't know because my eyes are shut.
10:42
SPEAKER_02: But it feels like a bubble.
10:43
SPEAKER_02: Your problem is that you think there's a bubble forming around your head.
10:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:48
SPEAKER_02: We're going to need to install some footage, some surveillance.
10:51
SPEAKER_03: Install some.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: Finally get your voyeur cam kid out.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: Your perv.
10:55
SPEAKER_02: We've got to find out for sure.
10:56
SPEAKER_02: But that's my problem.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: Not a bad one.
10:58
SPEAKER_02: It's still legal.
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SPEAKER_02: Highly recommend it.
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SPEAKER_02: If you're okay.
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SPEAKER_03: But quick warning, you might get trapped in a bubble.
11:04
SPEAKER_03: I started using a new um CeraVee salicylic face wash.
11:09
SPEAKER_03: And it is salicylic.
11:11
SPEAKER_03: It's the it is cunt, yeah.
11:14
SPEAKER_02: I've never heard anyone say that.
11:15
SPEAKER_03: Really?
11:15
SPEAKER_03: How well how would how did you say it in your in your brain?
11:18
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
11:19
SPEAKER_03: Solicit.
11:20
SPEAKER_03: Solicit.
11:21
SPEAKER_03: Solicit this.
11:22
SPEAKER_03: Solicit sex.
11:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:23
SPEAKER_03: You're soliciting sex and you're salicylicing your face.
11:26
SPEAKER_03: Salazar?
11:27
SPEAKER_03: Um cream.
11:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's either for acne or just for like general skin resurfacing, which I need to do.
11:36
SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't you love being in a wash commercial?
11:39
SPEAKER_03: I would love to see how it's done.
11:40
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like actually anytime there's water on a set, it's not like they're I mean they're breaking up.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: Is it working?
11:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:47
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's like a working tap.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: Like, what do they do?
11:49
SPEAKER_03: They pipe it in from crafty?
11:52
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, there's a PA throwing a bowl at like Hayden Paneteer.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: Her face.
11:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:56
SPEAKER_02: I would love that.
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SPEAKER_02: I feel like girls like barely wash their face.
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SPEAKER_02: They do, but it's like, do they ever, you know, celebrities like, this is my nighttime routine.
12:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Do they use water?
12:08
SPEAKER_02: Like, it doesn't ever show like water being a bob.
12:11
SPEAKER_03: They're just like, maybe if I use a little of this on a dirty face, it's but they're definitely doing like the on-camera version because like they would have a bubble forming around their face, probably, if they were going ham, you know.
12:21
SPEAKER_03: No one's no one wants their actual like nighttime routine documented.
12:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it ain't cute.
12:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:26
SPEAKER_03: Ariana Grande is not like using one ring finger to like buff her.
12:31
SPEAKER_03: She's like horse.
12:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:36
SPEAKER_02: She fills a bath up and dives in headfirst.
12:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:40
SPEAKER_02: Bucket.
12:41
SPEAKER_02: Bucket of suds.
12:42
SPEAKER_02: Bar soap.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: That's lamb.
12:45
SPEAKER_03: For some reason, I must have been having like a miniature stroke or something.
12:49
SPEAKER_03: You had the like sense memory of just a the smell of dove bar soap.
12:52
SPEAKER_03: And it's like something about that is like that is the scent of clean, you know?
12:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:57
SPEAKER_03: Like I know it doesn't actually really like get you that clean and dries you out and it's horrible and no one actually likes it, but I was like, oh, just the smell.
13:03
SPEAKER_03: I like a dub bar.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: Well then for as I'm I'm a diva and I'm so picky and a product whore, but I I like a dub beauty bar.
13:09
SPEAKER_03: And you love a dove chocolate bar too.
13:11
SPEAKER_03: And sometimes you get confused who just switched.
13:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:14
SPEAKER_02: I like I would love to eat a bar of soap.
13:18
SPEAKER_02: I know that does that.
13:19
SPEAKER_02: I would try a bite.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: It's giving white chocolate a little bit.
13:23
SPEAKER_02: Wait, though, you use Hydro Boost.
13:26
SPEAKER_03: Well, I do, and I've been out of it for a while.
13:30
SPEAKER_03: I've been trying to get back in on my skincare routine because the wedding's coming up and I want to get a little, you know, I want to look my best.
13:34
SPEAKER_03: Who's getting married?
13:35
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
13:36
SPEAKER_03: Someone named Miguel.
13:38
SPEAKER_03: Um we need a countdown.
13:40
SPEAKER_02: It's I'm performing at your wedding as a pop star.
13:44
SPEAKER_02: Oi, oy, oi.
13:45
SPEAKER_02: As local pop star Katarina.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: The power of my ponytail.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: You don't know the power of my, you don't know the power of my, you don't know the power of the ponytail.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: You were singing that while while we were working yesterday, and I was like, is that from like a cartoon?
14:02
SPEAKER_03: Is that from Doug?
14:04
SPEAKER_02: And you're like, but then he said Doug, and it was from my old boss, Doug Keefe.
14:08
SPEAKER_02: We had a license, like a pop song from some local idiot, and you guessed too spot on the nose, so I had to like tell you.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: You were like, it was actually.
14:18
SPEAKER_03: You were agreeing with me.
14:18
SPEAKER_03: You're like, yeah, it is from Doug.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Doug.
14:20
SPEAKER_03: I was like, that's crazy.
14:21
SPEAKER_03: Little did I know you meant Doug funny.
14:23
SPEAKER_03: Doug funny, yeah.
14:24
SPEAKER_02: You don't know the power of my ponytail.
14:25
SPEAKER_03: I don't know the power of that.
14:26
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I do, literally.
14:27
SPEAKER_03: I mean, we made her together.
14:29
SPEAKER_02: You know what this is also giving?
14:31
SPEAKER_02: What?
14:31
SPEAKER_02: I'm the motherfucking brunette Barbie.
14:34
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not.
14:35
SPEAKER_02: I just work at RB's.
14:38
SPEAKER_02: So stupid.
14:39
SPEAKER_02: Or I think guess what I said?
14:40
SPEAKER_02: I just manage an RB's.
14:43
SPEAKER_02: Didn't you say like I buy meat for RB?
14:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I sell meat for RB.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: You can only hope I get to do shitty ass lyrics on drag race.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Someday.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Someday.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: But I am the motherfucking brunette Barbie.
14:56
SPEAKER_03: You are the motherfucking brunette Barbie.
14:57
SPEAKER_03: Your belly hair is brunette.
14:59
SPEAKER_02: My belly hair?
15:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm a hairless cat.
15:04
SPEAKER_03: I'm hard wood.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: What?
15:06
SPEAKER_03: Floors?
15:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, because they're smooth as a shit.
15:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I forgot the word floor.
15:10
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm wooded up.
15:11
SPEAKER_03: Big stiffy down here.
15:12
SPEAKER_02: Bricked up.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: Gina got it.
15:15
SPEAKER_02: I bet bricked up all day.
15:17
SPEAKER_02: Really?
15:17
SPEAKER_02: No.
15:18
SPEAKER_02: I still like saying that.
15:19
SPEAKER_02: No, but both yesterday and today, like when I had a tuck, it's a meaty tuck because it's like my dick decided to be big for one second.
15:26
SPEAKER_02: I know.
15:27
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
15:27
SPEAKER_02: We're making it work.
15:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:29
SPEAKER_02: I I brought up Hydro Boost and you didn't.
15:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
15:31
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: So Hydro Boost.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: So I started trying to get back to my skincare.
15:35
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't feeling well, so I just did a I did an order of stuff from Amazon and I made the mistake of not checking the vendor because after I checked out, I saw on the side of the screen it was like, follow these shops that you just ordered from.
15:46
SPEAKER_03: And it was like Crest, something else.
15:49
SPEAKER_03: And then it was like Bobo Mart Emporium.
15:53
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, oh no, I must have ordered like from a third-party shop.
15:57
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, I'm going to get like some kind of fucking used secondhand fake Hydro Boost.
16:02
SPEAKER_03: And lo and behold, it comes and it was the wrong product and it was had no safety seal inside.
16:07
SPEAKER_03: So it's like, I'm not going to fucking put lotion that came from Bobo Mart on my face.
16:11
SPEAKER_03: So Bobo Mart?
16:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm making that up.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's real.
16:16
SPEAKER_02: I was like, you can get points if you Bobo Mart.
16:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Bobo Mart.
16:21
SPEAKER_02: This is all I had to tell Bobo.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: This is Bobo Mart.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: I love this look.
16:26
SPEAKER_03: You look so cute.
16:27
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
16:27
SPEAKER_03: It's just boys.
16:29
SPEAKER_03: It's just boys tonight.
16:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's the just boys on the big county couch.
16:35
SPEAKER_02: Do we tell them about our like second to last?
16:38
SPEAKER_02: Shoot my crotch with a handgun.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: Wait, what's the gun that's like a bow and arrow too?
16:43
SPEAKER_02: Crossbow?
16:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
16:45
SPEAKER_02: Crossbow my cooper?
16:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:48
SPEAKER_03: I would love to.
16:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so we're doing um a boy app.
16:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's a boy girl app, actually.
16:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's a just us app.
16:56
SPEAKER_02: It's a just us app.
16:57
SPEAKER_02: And as much as I would have loved to not fucking get up in this.
17:01
SPEAKER_02: It was time.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: It was time for us to just do us, but also we're taking a little break soon.
17:07
SPEAKER_03: We are taking a little break soon because as the countdown has begun, my wedding is coming up and we're running out of time.
17:13
SPEAKER_03: We're running out of time.
17:14
SPEAKER_03: Like time.
17:15
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean by that?
17:16
SPEAKER_03: To live.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:17
SPEAKER_03: We had some scheduling stuff.
17:18
SPEAKER_03: We had problems, you know, booking because our neighbors next door play music and we don't want to deal with that.
17:23
SPEAKER_03: So we basically are doing this episode and then one more with a very cool special guest that we're excited about.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Celeb guys.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: Um finale.
17:32
SPEAKER_03: For like a quote unquote finale, more of just like a pre-break final episode.
17:38
SPEAKER_03: And then we're going to come back.
17:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:40
SPEAKER_02: And uh yeah, it's like big TV, you know, when season one gets extended.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: But it's like it was such a hit.
17:45
SPEAKER_03: They ordered more episodes.
17:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they've been ordered.
17:50
SPEAKER_02: They haven't been ordered, yeah.
17:51
SPEAKER_02: But they're we're thinking we're thinking a couple guys we know might order them up.
17:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
17:58
SPEAKER_03: Me and yeah.
17:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so we'll be back soon with with a brand new half season of whatever.
18:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh but not too soon.
18:04
SPEAKER_03: Not too soon.
18:05
SPEAKER_03: Don't take the whole entire summer off.
18:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:08
SPEAKER_03: Never talking to you again.
18:09
SPEAKER_03: Thank God.
18:09
SPEAKER_02: Uh turns out um drag in the summer.
18:12
SPEAKER_02: Not cute.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: Not cute.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Not cute.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Last week I was saying, I was bitching, and I was like, a sweaty queen is not it.
18:18
SPEAKER_02: Like, it just is not it.
18:19
SPEAKER_02: It's like so frustrating to like, it's important to me to like paint clean and like glue my brows neat and take my time and look immaculate because that's just part of it for me.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: And it's like feels so pointless to do that, achieve that, and then it's like, wow, and then have your body like two seconds later sweating.
18:34
SPEAKER_02: It's like, no, drag that's why on Dragger's Day keeps it.
18:38
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
18:39
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
18:39
SPEAKER_03: It's like we'll be in the same room together, and I look over and you're drenched.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm like drenched.
18:42
SPEAKER_02: Is it a health problem?
18:44
SPEAKER_03: Or no, I'm healthy as horse.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Healthy as horse.
18:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm healthy as horse.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm healthy as a whore, he said.
18:52
SPEAKER_03: The doctor.
18:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: No, I do sweat a ton, and it's unfortunate.
18:55
SPEAKER_02: It's really fucking unfortunate.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm glad that at least you can like um empathize.
18:59
SPEAKER_02: Crazy.
18:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because it's like there's a splash zone if you're near me.
19:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:02
SPEAKER_03: It it I got me last episode.
19:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:04
SPEAKER_02: Um, I don't know, but what is your fucking problem?
19:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, what am I wearing?
19:08
SPEAKER_03: What are you wearing?
19:10
SPEAKER_03: Um, I'm wearing a Amazon X Mike Fails uh collab.
19:15
SPEAKER_03: Uh it's a um iHeart Gina t-shirt that I hand bedazzled all these red rhinestones onto.
19:23
SPEAKER_03: Um, this was a look that I wore for our cover art asset photo shoot.
19:30
SPEAKER_03: No one's ever seen these photos.
19:32
SPEAKER_03: It's just And they never will.
19:33
SPEAKER_03: And they never will.
19:34
SPEAKER_03: Um, but I thought it'd be fun to put it back on tonight.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: I've been I've been like planning on wearing it when it was like a casual, a casual episode, but this is the perfect shit.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: It's cozy.
19:45
SPEAKER_02: You're in a shweat.
19:45
SPEAKER_02: I mean my rhinestones.
19:47
SPEAKER_02: You're in rhinestones, I'm in a sweatsuit.
19:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:49
SPEAKER_02: I like your little like shorts, uh loafer knee sockets.
19:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, thanks, yeah.
19:54
SPEAKER_02: I forgot.
19:54
SPEAKER_02: It's a little like Easter Sunday.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: Like little boy, like yeah, it's like little boy trying to get looked or something.
20:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a little like face the wall if you're of age.
20:04
SPEAKER_03: I I either trend between like old man or little boy in my clothing.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: So it's like one or the other is gonna happen.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes both at the same time.
20:11
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
20:11
SPEAKER_02: It's cute.
20:12
SPEAKER_02: Then what's your problem?
20:13
SPEAKER_03: Before we get into my problem, this is the Big Hunty Couch.
20:16
SPEAKER_03: Uh the only podcast ever, ever.
20:19
SPEAKER_03: All the other ones are gone.
20:20
SPEAKER_03: So this is you have to listen to the podcast.
20:21
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say it's also the only podcast that you can print out.
20:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
20:24
SPEAKER_02: We have that option.
20:25
SPEAKER_03: If you go to the tab on your podcast listening device, uh way oh, slide over, like swipe to the far left and then hit print.
20:32
SPEAKER_03: And hit print every frame.
20:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:34
SPEAKER_03: And then just sit back and enjoy.
20:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:37
SPEAKER_03: As it comes out eight and a half by eleven.
20:40
SPEAKER_03: It comes out.
20:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:41
SPEAKER_03: It just comes out.
20:42
SPEAKER_03: Uh it's an audio visual podcast.
20:45
SPEAKER_03: Uh, it's on YouTube.
20:46
SPEAKER_03: Go watch.
20:47
SPEAKER_03: And every streaming music platform.
20:50
SPEAKER_03: What do they what do you say?
20:51
SPEAKER_03: It's like there's no vocabulary for like.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: I just say every platform and bever, amend it.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: Go listen wherever.
20:58
SPEAKER_03: Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a review because that ties into my fucking problem.
21:03
SPEAKER_03: Although not sure how much I want to get into it because it's so fucking I keep going back and forth between being so fucking pissed off and so fucking like amused that it's like Well, we made it.
21:12
SPEAKER_02: We've made it.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: We made it.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: We got our first one star review.
21:15
SPEAKER_02: We got our first bad review.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: So that's true.
21:17
SPEAKER_02: That's true, stardom.
21:18
SPEAKER_03: Um the the content of the review is I actually think funny.
21:22
SPEAKER_03: Like the the um the fact that like we had a perfect five-star rating from like multiple five-star reviews, all positive uh written comments.
21:33
SPEAKER_03: It got bumped out.
21:35
SPEAKER_03: But enough to make us like it.
21:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:37
SPEAKER_03: Uh I it was I think it was like nine or ten.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: Like that's like organic.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: Um and 10 strangers that you paid off.
21:44
SPEAKER_03: That I paid handsomely.
21:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:46
SPEAKER_03: Um, but then we then it got bumped down to a 4.6 because I was I was just looking at the numbers the other day and I was like, oh my god, our we our rating dropped.
21:52
SPEAKER_03: And it's like it doesn't mean anything.
21:53
SPEAKER_03: It means like somebody I was like, oh, must be some homophobe like who just gave us like a bad review for being gay.
21:59
SPEAKER_03: And then I looked.
22:00
SPEAKER_03: And I see there's an entire like multi-paragraph write-up.
22:04
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, oh my God, somebody like really went off and went in on like why they thought it's crazy.
22:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:11
SPEAKER_03: So like I don't know.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: Like what someone was a fan of a former guest Julio Torres.
22:16
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: Seeks out all of their media uh.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: Um they seek out Julio, they're they're a mega fan.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: They they they seek them out and all of their appearances everywhere across whatever.
22:30
SPEAKER_02: And so they found the big county couch without realizing it's like hangout vibes, it's not an interview, it's not journalism, believe it or not.
22:37
SPEAKER_02: And they were offended because it was chaotique and and they didn't get to hear more about Julio's process.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: Right.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: Which I'm sure is available somewhere else.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure I'm well, given that they've tracked down every piece of media he's ever been a part of, I'm sure this reviewer could have found what they were looking for.
22:55
SPEAKER_03: What was so funny about it was that they very accurately described the podcast.
23:01
SPEAKER_03: They were like, this sounds like I walked in mid-conversation between four friends who are laughing and riffing and making jokes about something that I maybe felt like I like I maybe I wasn't in a joke.
23:12
SPEAKER_03: And it's like that's exactly.
23:14
SPEAKER_02: It's like if that's the case, I feel left out in bad.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: I was like, get a life girl.
23:19
SPEAKER_03: But it's like you but you should to go through all that and say like these people are laughing and having fun.
23:25
SPEAKER_03: One star.
23:26
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's not what they were looking for.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: I get that it's not what they're it's not for everyone.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: It's chill, it's it's not, it's a little, it is chaotic, but it's like you don't need to give a one-star review.
23:37
SPEAKER_03: Keep it push in, fish.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: Shock shocking, shocking.
23:40
SPEAKER_03: So funny to to like interpret.
23:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:43
SPEAKER_03: Uh just like to take the time to write all of that as like uh to teach us a lesson or something, to be like, let me tell you exactly why that's you deserve this one star because get them on the pod.
23:56
SPEAKER_03: Please, I'd love to sit them down and have a long talking to them because it's like yeah, you were like, I'm hiring a private investigator.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: It's like I can find this person.
24:03
SPEAKER_03: Give me enough, give me enough time.
24:05
SPEAKER_03: I can find them.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: No, because it's like it's get a life status.
24:07
SPEAKER_03: It's get a life status.
24:08
SPEAKER_03: Then like I feel like I need to get a life because it's like you're not supposed to read the comments, you're not supposed to like so I'm it's supposed to hire PI to track down and kill someone who bothered you.
24:17
SPEAKER_02: Um maybe it's you who left the review and you don't know it.
24:20
SPEAKER_03: Because I've because I've gotten I've cracked fully.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: I've a split personality.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: And you take a ambient now.
24:26
unknown: Yeah.
24:26
SPEAKER_02: Starting starting on the date of the review, oddly enough.
24:31
SPEAKER_03: It's all it's all starting to add up.
24:33
SPEAKER_03: Uh so that's your problem.
24:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:35
SPEAKER_03: Bad review is my problem.
24:36
SPEAKER_03: I guess kind of the problem is like, you know, feeling crazy with scheduling because like we can't seem to catch a break with stuff and ending the season.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: There is no season, there's no podcast, there's no point.
24:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm just under I'm I'm under anesthesia right now.
24:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: This is not happening.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: If this is where you go when you're under, wow.
24:56
SPEAKER_02: Put me under.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: That'd be great.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: That's why you're addicted to surgery.
25:00
SPEAKER_02: Uh I have a full D cup now.
25:04
SPEAKER_03: Um please.
25:05
SPEAKER_03: I would love that.
25:06
SPEAKER_03: Here's hoping.
25:06
SPEAKER_03: Um we should do a little we should do tiny weekend gay and then Yeah, right now.
25:12
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
25:12
SPEAKER_03: Or think of one.
25:13
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if Well, did you hear the Pope said faggot?
25:16
SPEAKER_02: No.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: So the Pope was Actually, I I I I got breezed by someone talking about that.
25:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:23
SPEAKER_03: On a s on a bird scooter.
25:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:27
SPEAKER_03: Boxcar.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: Competing again.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: You're riding.
25:31
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean?
25:32
SPEAKER_03: Boxcar Derby.
25:34
SPEAKER_03: Um yeah.
25:35
SPEAKER_03: He said fratiane or something, or like uh basically he said like there's too much fagotry in the seminary.
25:41
SPEAKER_03: So he said some sort of slang word for faggotry in Italian.
25:45
SPEAKER_03: In the cemetery?
25:46
SPEAKER_03: The seminary.
25:47
SPEAKER_03: Did I say cemetery?
25:48
SPEAKER_03: No.
25:48
SPEAKER_03: But there's there is a little fagotry in the cemetery, if you know what I mean.
25:51
SPEAKER_03: There's too much fagotry in the seminary.
25:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:56
SPEAKER_03: Says her.
25:57
SPEAKER_03: Popiana.
25:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:59
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
25:59
SPEAKER_03: And he got yelled at.
26:01
SPEAKER_03: I guess somebody overheard him and then like leaked it.
26:03
SPEAKER_03: In the town hall.
26:04
SPEAKER_03: I wish he knew what the word was because I want you to like say faguri.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he said too much faguri.
26:09
SPEAKER_03: Tumat faguri.
26:10
SPEAKER_03: And quadratini.
26:12
SPEAKER_03: Um.
26:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, there's one bag.
26:14
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
26:16
SPEAKER_02: Keep quadratinis out of this.
26:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:18
SPEAKER_03: Michael Prouty is addicted to Quadratini.
26:20
SPEAKER_02: Foggato girl.
26:21
SPEAKER_03: A Fogato Girl.
26:22
SPEAKER_03: Did we talk about that?
26:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't think we actually did.
26:24
SPEAKER_03: Did we?
26:24
SPEAKER_02: We went on vacation and like you all know we went to Mexico with our friends, and Anya was like talking about Euphoria season one, how the girl like was Pina Colada girl.
26:36
SPEAKER_02: She like went away and became addicted to pina coladas and ballooned.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: 100 pounds.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: Because of her like one vacation or whatever.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: Stupid.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: I don't watch euphoria.
26:44
SPEAKER_02: And as we said in the past, like the resort we were at, I couldn't get drunk, so we all had our we had to find vices elsewhere.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: And your boy, your boyfriend slash fiancé slash husband to be found the affogato.
26:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he found Afogato and he didn't leave.
26:59
SPEAKER_03: He was addicted.
26:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: To the point where we've been like, where's Michael and it's like he's getting an alfogado?
27:02
SPEAKER_03: Getting afogato.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: So he became Pina Clana girl.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: Afogado guy.
27:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:07
SPEAKER_03: But also so not only was he constantly going back to the coffee shop to get Afogatos.
27:13
SPEAKER_03: What the fuck is Afogato?
27:14
SPEAKER_03: It's coffee and ice cream.
27:16
SPEAKER_03: And he can speak Spanish pretty, pretty well.
27:19
SPEAKER_03: So he every time he would go fine, I thought.
27:21
SPEAKER_03: Yes, but we were in Mexico.
27:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
27:24
SPEAKER_02: So it's gaslighting for them to have an Augato stand.
27:28
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
27:28
SPEAKER_03: So when he would go and order an alfogato, they'd make fun of him every single time in Spanish.
27:31
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like a faggy thing to order.
27:33
SPEAKER_03: And they'd be like, this fucking faggot keeps ordering a few.
27:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, there's only a certain kind of only some folk afugado.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so they were reading him every time.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: And you know, to his credit, he was like, he took the abuse and then didn't respond to it at all.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: But he just every time he would go and get alfogado, he would just hear a little bit of uh The Pope saying faggot.
27:53
SPEAKER_03: Basically, yeah.
27:54
SPEAKER_03: But make it Mexican.
27:55
SPEAKER_03: Saying alfafago, yeah.
27:56
SPEAKER_03: Afu fago.
27:58
SPEAKER_03: Um Frot Fratiana.
28:02
SPEAKER_03: Fratiana.
28:03
SPEAKER_03: I should look it up and just call my dad.
28:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, on the pod.
28:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you should.
28:07
SPEAKER_03: It's it's 11 30.
28:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
28:10
SPEAKER_03: That's part of the thing.
28:11
SPEAKER_03: My mom is probably up.
28:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
28:12
SPEAKER_03: I guess somebody was like advocating for allowing gay men to train as priests, and he said they should not, adding there's there's too much frociagini.
28:22
SPEAKER_03: Frociagine.
28:23
SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
28:24
SPEAKER_03: Frociagine.
28:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, I've been called that.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: By the Pope, actually.
28:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:30
SPEAKER_03: Which roughly translates to faggotness or faggotry.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: I thought he was pro-gay.
28:34
SPEAKER_02: I thought he was a self-proclaimed.
28:39
SPEAKER_03: I thought he was a self-proclaimed barb.
28:43
SPEAKER_03: Not that it means gay.
28:45
SPEAKER_03: Didn't she like pretend to bring the Pope to the VMAs one time?
28:48
SPEAKER_03: Nikki?
28:48
SPEAKER_03: No.
28:49
SPEAKER_03: Did she?
28:50
SPEAKER_03: She did, yeah.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Um that's kind of funny.
28:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:52
SPEAKER_03: According to the Associated Press, the Pope delivered the comments in a joking manner.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: So hey, as long as it was a joke.
28:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:59
SPEAKER_03: Say go off.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: I say go off.
29:01
SPEAKER_03: I say she can say it.
29:02
SPEAKER_03: She can say it.
29:03
SPEAKER_03: The Pope?
29:03
SPEAKER_03: The Pope.
29:04
SPEAKER_03: The Pope can say faggot.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: The Pope can literally say faggot.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
29:07
SPEAKER_03: The Pope is a faggot.
29:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:09
SPEAKER_03: Whether he likes it or not.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: If you drive in a clear car, you're gay.
29:13
SPEAKER_03: You're gay.
29:14
SPEAKER_03: Um, shall we go cool down here?
29:16
SPEAKER_03: I need a drink.
29:17
SPEAKER_02: I need a Q-tip under my eye, it's dripping.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: Be right back.
29:27
SPEAKER_03: Remember my problem.
29:28
SPEAKER_03: Um, I keep having to like, I feel like I'm super ugly right now because like I'm waiting to time out like when to get my hair cut and like my beard trimmed for the wedding.
29:39
SPEAKER_03: Because like if I do it too soon, I'm gonna have to do it again.
29:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's your vision for your beard?
29:43
SPEAKER_02: Um and hair.
29:44
SPEAKER_03: Basically this, but it's cleaned up.
29:46
SPEAKER_03: Um I'm thinking like um really like intense duochrome highlighter, cut crease, um, half of my face uh done in like photorealistic like lizard scale, um, and a horn.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: AKA like fish nets and a little powder.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
30:04
SPEAKER_03: The fishnet, the fishnet to like reptile skin like technique is like a boot.
30:09
SPEAKER_03: It never always looks horrible.
30:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:11
SPEAKER_02: It's like we see what you did there.
30:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:13
SPEAKER_03: It looks like a fishnet.
30:14
SPEAKER_03: You got into the hosiery.
30:15
SPEAKER_03: Had access to fishnet.
30:16
SPEAKER_03: It's a big surprise.
30:16
SPEAKER_03: You're a makeup artist.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, so that's my problem.
30:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna one of these days uh go to the barber, I guess.
30:22
SPEAKER_02: Um I'm excited to see.
30:24
SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be very I tell you, Sarah was like, can you beat the shit out of my face for um Mike and Michael's wedding?
30:30
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I might be um doing the groom's makeup.
30:32
SPEAKER_03: Um you're gonna give us little touch-ups, I think, but um I I mean I'm not gonna do anything crazy.
30:38
SPEAKER_03: Uh it'd be crazy if you did.
30:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna do anything crazy with my hair.
30:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm just this is gonna be maybe a little gloss.
30:44
SPEAKER_03: Come on, it's a gay wedding.
30:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, somebody's gonna be wearing gloss, and it's gonna be my dad.
30:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh, speaking of my dad, I think because I was on cold medicine this week, I just had like a weird thought.
30:54
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what would it be like if my dad met Ice Spice?
30:58
SPEAKER_03: I just was like, I want to see your dad on Ice Spice alone in a room.
31:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because I was like, he wouldn't know who she is, but then like he she'd probably be like, I'm a rapper, and he'd be like, Oh, okay, cool.
31:09
SPEAKER_03: And like they'd talk and be very friendly.
31:12
SPEAKER_02: Like you accidentally like hit the notification that ISPE is live, and then it's like your dad is with her.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: Like Jerry! He's like, Yeah, I found this fucking king.
31:27
SPEAKER_02: They should hang out.
31:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I wish they would.
31:30
SPEAKER_03: I hope they do.
31:30
SPEAKER_02: I think your mom would allow it.
31:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: My dad loves redheads, so different kinds.
31:36
SPEAKER_03: But speaking of not redheads and and geriatrics, uh, my mom has her hair is this white.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: I can't even believe you're gonna wait to see it.
31:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:45
SPEAKER_02: I I wanted pics because, like you said, your your mom got a look for the wedding, and I was like, send me photes of your mom.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, but you were like, she didn't have any undergarments.
31:53
SPEAKER_03: She well, so at all on she no, it was so funny.
31:57
SPEAKER_03: She she she needs she needs to wear like a cameo under this thing, but she was like, Oh, can you see my underwear through these pants?
32:04
SPEAKER_03: Because of course my mom was wearing all white to my wedding.
32:06
SPEAKER_03: Uh, and I was like, good, somebody has to.
32:08
SPEAKER_03: We need a bride.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: Well, because wasn't she concerned?
32:09
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, there's it's okay.
32:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she was like, Is it is it okay if I wear white?
32:12
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, there's no, there's no woman uh who's gonna be wearing white, so you're fine.
32:17
SPEAKER_03: Please, actually, it needs to be you.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: Um so I'm marrying my mom.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: Um Finally! No, uh uh she was like, Oh, can you see like my underwear through these pants?
32:28
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I can't see I can't see any underwear.
32:31
SPEAKER_03: She's like, Oh, yeah, because I I mean I'm wearing a thong, I always wear a thong.
32:33
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, TMI.
32:35
SPEAKER_03: No, but then I remember like thinking back, I was like, Oh my god, yeah, my mom is addicted to T.
32:40
SPEAKER_03: She's she she's a thong girl, thong queen.
32:43
SPEAKER_03: She's been a thong queen my whole life.
32:45
SPEAKER_03: I can't even like a tea back.
32:47
SPEAKER_03: I get I probably not a tea.
32:49
SPEAKER_03: Maybe a classic, like 90s thong.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: It would be a little weird if you had a G-string tea back.
32:53
SPEAKER_03: She's like got her thong spoken up uh under this.
32:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, we should have put a thong on there.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, sure.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: Because I do put the T and T back.
32:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: Thong up your ass crack.
33:01
SPEAKER_02: I can't remember the rest.
33:02
SPEAKER_03: Something, something uh I had a little bit of boom cack.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
33:05
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if my bearing legend and I fuck what?
33:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
33:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm a rapper.
33:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm a female rapper.
33:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, last night, so Mike, as we said earlier, helped me uh glue all this shit on.
33:15
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, let me buy him dinner.
33:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
33:20
SPEAKER_02: I was rattling off some options.
33:22
SPEAKER_02: He got a little excited when I said poke bowl.
33:25
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
33:25
SPEAKER_02: Because that sounded good too.
33:26
SPEAKER_02: Who doesn't love a poke bowl?
33:28
SPEAKER_02: But this is a big thing.
33:28
SPEAKER_03: Because in your mind it's healthy, but it's drenched in uh mayo.
33:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess in your mind it's healthy, but it's also like triple the amount of rice you would ever get if you were having sushi.
33:37
SPEAKER_04: Getting sushi.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: Um so whatever.
33:40
SPEAKER_02: Thought I got a night's dinner, but we first of all, it came with two soups that I was raving.
33:45
SPEAKER_02: Tom Yam's soup.
33:48
SPEAKER_02: He gets it, and he goes, Are they supposed to be tepid?
33:52
SPEAKER_02: You said it's like, what do you mean?
33:54
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck are you talking about?
33:55
SPEAKER_02: The soup.
33:56
SPEAKER_02: It was like, uh no, it's served hot.
33:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm like, it's not hot.
34:00
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, okay, that's weird.
34:01
SPEAKER_02: They've never done that before.
34:02
SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
34:03
SPEAKER_03: And then we come over, pull the poke bowls out of the bag, and we'd ordered tuna.
34:09
SPEAKER_03: Which I usually get salmon.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: Right.
34:11
SPEAKER_03: And I like tuna, so I was like, let's say tuna, and then you copied me.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: I copied.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: I copied everything you do.
34:14
SPEAKER_03: And this was disgusting.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: I had never seen it was glazed in some kind of like deep red barbecue y sauce, like something.
34:25
SPEAKER_03: It looked like it looked like liver.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: It looked like heart, it looked like horse dong.
34:30
SPEAKER_03: It was like brain, liver, dong, all the dongles.
34:34
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure we're being like so ignorant and it's some kind of like in incredible miso glaze or whatever.
34:40
SPEAKER_03: And it just was like, I I had I'd never ordered tuna and had it come uh blood red.
34:45
SPEAKER_03: That was scary.
34:46
SPEAKER_03: It was like and not like blood red, like fresh fish, like like the color of deep dark blood.
34:51
SPEAKER_03: Barbecue.
34:52
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah.
34:52
SPEAKER_02: It was like it was freaky.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: We both were like, it wasn't bad, but it just was like a shocking image.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: Tasted fine, but looked so bad we couldn't we couldn't.
34:59
SPEAKER_02: We couldn't finish it.
35:00
SPEAKER_02: And then I said like tongue because it was giving like buffalo tongue.
35:04
SPEAKER_02: It was giving fucking nasty tongue, yeah.
35:06
SPEAKER_02: And of course the soup was red.
35:08
SPEAKER_02: And the soup was blood red, yeah, cold.
35:10
SPEAKER_03: You accidentally ordered our blood dinner.
35:11
SPEAKER_02: It was fucking nasty.
35:13
SPEAKER_02: I can never win.
35:14
SPEAKER_02: Bought beer.
35:15
SPEAKER_02: I was like, let's get some beer.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: Sent it to the wrong address.
35:18
SPEAKER_02: Finally rebought it again.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: You're like, my car's here.
35:21
SPEAKER_02: Like, cool.
35:21
SPEAKER_02: I guess it's just me in a 12-pack again.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: Not the first, not the last, but whatever.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, we had big hunks of tongue poo.
35:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it was it was very thoughtful, so I appreciated that.
35:32
SPEAKER_03: As was this.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:34
SPEAKER_02: But my whole point of this story was that had it been my normal salmon order, I would have been like, Do you ever pretend like you're a brown beer, like a grizzly beer?
35:42
SPEAKER_02: Eating like beer.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: In a river.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: I like to pre- when I'm eating like sashimi or like big hunks of salmon, I sort of pretend I'm a beer.
35:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know what I mean?
35:56
SPEAKER_02: Because you're like, it's just so fresh and like raw.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: You feel like a fucking grizzly.
36:00
SPEAKER_03: I've never thought that before in my life.
36:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't think about bears.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: You should pr I I do a lot, actually, and you should pretend more.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: I should.
36:07
SPEAKER_03: Um I pretend a lot.
36:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm very imaginative.
36:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm very creative person.
36:10
SPEAKER_03: You are, you are, you are.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: Um but uh you don't think about it.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: I don't think about bears.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: They kind of scare me.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: So I They do.
36:16
SPEAKER_03: Do you know the little rhyme?
36:17
SPEAKER_02: No.
36:18
SPEAKER_02: If it's brown, flush it down.
36:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:22
SPEAKER_02: Lay down.
36:23
SPEAKER_02: If it's black, fight back.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
36:25
SPEAKER_02: And if it's white, good night.
36:26
SPEAKER_02: There's no chance.
36:27
SPEAKER_04: You're done.
36:27
SPEAKER_04: You're done.
36:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
36:28
SPEAKER_02: Like, that's hard.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: You gotta remember that.
36:30
SPEAKER_02: It's like really serious.
36:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
36:32
SPEAKER_02: If it's brown, lay down.
36:33
SPEAKER_02: Like, pretend to be dead, it will go by you.
36:35
SPEAKER_03: If it's black, you scare it, you make yourself big, and like I'm scared that I would be get in that situation and I would be like, is it brown?
36:43
SPEAKER_03: Is it black?
36:44
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of dark.
36:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, is it brown?
36:46
SPEAKER_02: Apparently California black bears are brown.
36:48
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, well, now what the fuck?
36:50
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
36:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:51
SPEAKER_03: And there's like golden bears.
36:52
SPEAKER_03: There's like what do you do with that?
36:53
SPEAKER_03: Uh you uh uh ride it.
36:55
SPEAKER_03: You dance it, dance with it.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: They love to dance.
36:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you if it's golden, you teach it how to dance.
37:01
SPEAKER_02: You teach it how to slow dance.
37:03
SPEAKER_02: Uh thank you.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: They love it.
37:07
SPEAKER_02: They're so appreciative when you do that to them.
37:10
SPEAKER_02: Uh if it's white, lay down.
37:11
SPEAKER_02: If it no, if it's white, good night.
37:13
SPEAKER_02: Good night, there's no chance.
37:15
SPEAKER_02: There's no chance, yeah.
37:15
SPEAKER_02: But I feel like I'd have a chance.
37:16
SPEAKER_03: Imagine if you've if you encountered a polar bearer.
37:19
SPEAKER_03: How would that even happen?
37:22
SPEAKER_02: Cut to me and the polar bearer really bonding.
37:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're like doing its lips.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: Rubbing its lips.
37:28
SPEAKER_02: My head, I'm like fully in its head.
37:31
SPEAKER_03: No clue about the rest.
37:33
SPEAKER_03: Its mouth is wide open.
37:34
SPEAKER_03: You're just kind of like looking at its teeth.
37:37
SPEAKER_02: You're like, I it's so fun in here.
37:39
SPEAKER_02: I just want to go in more.
37:43
SPEAKER_02: I just want to get eaten by you for once.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: Was there a nursery rhyme or like a story as like a kid that like really stuck with you?
37:51
SPEAKER_02: Or was like really like no, but I know you are a freak with the like riddles and fairy tales and whatever.
37:58
SPEAKER_03: Wait, a riddle?
37:59
SPEAKER_03: Not a riddle.
38:00
SPEAKER_03: I don't give a shit about riddles.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm like a like a like a story, like a little red riding hood.
38:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna start a you love riddles.
38:06
SPEAKER_02: It's his thing.
38:07
SPEAKER_02: He likes to don't get him started.
38:10
SPEAKER_02: Is a limerick a thing?
38:11
SPEAKER_03: A limerick is a thing that's not a riddle.
38:12
SPEAKER_03: It's a poem, yeah.
38:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:16
SPEAKER_02: What's the thing I'm thinking of that's like a a fable?
38:19
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
38:19
SPEAKER_03: Tell tell me about your um No, I'm just asking you because you're so imaginative and love fantasy and stories that I was just wondering.
38:26
SPEAKER_03: I thought maybe you had some kind of crazy uh, you know, idea about Little Red.
38:31
SPEAKER_03: Little Red?
38:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't care about it.
38:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:36
SPEAKER_02: I like the three little pigs.
38:38
SPEAKER_02: Is that Little Red?
38:39
SPEAKER_03: No, it's the three little pigs.
38:41
SPEAKER_02: Because it was like architecture.
38:43
SPEAKER_03: It was a different Big Bad Wolf.
38:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:45
SPEAKER_02: Big Bad Wolf is a drag icon.
38:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because he dresses up like Granny.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: D for Drag Queen.
38:50
SPEAKER_02: Greg Kozatec brought in the D again.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: Which that's when it was Supia.
38:54
SPEAKER_03: It was.
38:54
SPEAKER_03: So it was every letter, yeah.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: It was never supposed to be, but people were just tossing in anything they could.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: Now it's back to label horrors, which so it's a tight little spectrum.
39:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I guess the plus gives you a lot of room.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: I guess.
39:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:07
SPEAKER_02: But drag queen isn't a sexuality.
39:10
SPEAKER_02: Well.
39:10
SPEAKER_02: Or is it?
39:12
SPEAKER_02: I have a transformation kink, but I don't it's not drag.
39:16
SPEAKER_03: It's like just making Sarah hotter.
39:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I have a makeover kink.
39:22
SPEAKER_02: Is the kink for yourself?
39:24
SPEAKER_02: I have a transformation kink in general.
39:26
SPEAKER_02: That turns me on like transformation, but not like this isn't sexual.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: But in what sense?
39:31
SPEAKER_03: Like in the bedroom?
39:32
SPEAKER_01: Like you want to No, not in the bedroom.
39:35
SPEAKER_03: You're just like in in you're just invigorated by transformation.
39:39
SPEAKER_02: Body mod.
39:40
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
39:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:41
SPEAKER_03: I get it, I get it.
39:42
SPEAKER_02: Only God can body mod t-shirt.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: I think Pat used to tell me that because he didn't he didn't love my body modifications.
39:49
SPEAKER_02: Cool.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: There weren't a lot back then.
39:51
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you were doing something.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: It's been a lot since.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: A lot of changes.
39:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, you didn't have a weekend gay?
39:59
SPEAKER_02: No.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: I've been a celibate nun.
40:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:01
SPEAKER_02: I've been l living full time as a woman.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: No, but it's like Gina's been really eating up my life.
40:08
SPEAKER_02: She's been, you've been asking.
40:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm excited to take a little break to um find my sex life again.
40:15
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
40:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:16
SPEAKER_03: Maybe grow some facial hair.
40:17
SPEAKER_02: Grow some facial hair.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:19
SPEAKER_02: Grow my arm here.
40:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:21
SPEAKER_02: Hide the wigs.
40:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:23
SPEAKER_02: I have a full like 360 wig shelf in my bedroom.
40:26
SPEAKER_02: And yeah, the boys don't love it.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: And if they love it, it's just turns me off.
40:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, get out of here.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: You're just a fan of the pod, aren't you?
40:37
SPEAKER_02: They're like, no.
40:40
SPEAKER_02: If anyone is a fan of the pod, I will fuck you.
40:42
SPEAKER_02: Please.
40:43
SPEAKER_03: Please, please just be a fan.
40:46
SPEAKER_02: And then if anyone wants to be a fan of the pod, I will fuck you.
40:48
SPEAKER_02: Do you know my top four embarrassing songs?
40:51
SPEAKER_02: Top three favorite lyrics of all time.
40:53
SPEAKER_03: Uh I I should know this, but I I don't, unfortunately.
40:57
SPEAKER_02: Rihanna.
40:58
SPEAKER_02: How about like is it applause or whatever?
41:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
41:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what the fuck it is.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: But she starts the song off by saying, You look so dumb right now.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: It's like incredible.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: Because like, okay, where are we going from here?
41:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:09
SPEAKER_02: Then I love this is in any order.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: I love no wonder there's panic in the industry.
41:16
SPEAKER_02: I mean please.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: Brittany.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: Blackout.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: Of course, of course.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: Blackout album, iconic, her best work.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: But that is like the craziest lyric.
41:25
SPEAKER_02: No wonder there's panic in the industry.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: I mean please.
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Also, it's like, what panic is she talking about?
41:30
SPEAKER_03: Was there panic panic behind the scenes?
41:32
SPEAKER_03: Is she talking about it?
41:33
SPEAKER_02: What is she talking about?
41:34
SPEAKER_02: I mean, no wonder.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: Then number three, this is embarrassing, but I use the antlers in all my decorating.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: Gaston when he sings that.
41:41
SPEAKER_02: I use antlers in all of my decorating.
41:44
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
41:45
SPEAKER_02: Because it's like, how much decorating you doing, Gaston?
41:47
SPEAKER_02: Well, you see the wall when he shows you.
41:49
SPEAKER_02: Right, I know, but they're there, it's like a long number.
41:51
SPEAKER_02: It's a full song, obviously.
41:52
SPEAKER_02: And they're like reaching.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: Or they're just trying to like hit every corner of masculinity, and they're like, he even he he uses antlers.
42:00
SPEAKER_02: That's like, but you're like, ultimately, he's decorating, and that's not super masculine.
42:04
SPEAKER_02: Do you think maybe that's kind of the subtext of this of the song?
42:07
SPEAKER_02: I actually don't think so.
42:08
SPEAKER_02: Really?
42:08
SPEAKER_02: I think they're just like out of masculine beats, and they're like, I use hailers in all of my decorating.
42:15
SPEAKER_00: What's the rest of the song?
42:17
SPEAKER_03: No one fucks like Gaston.
42:18
SPEAKER_03: No one sucks like Gaston.
42:20
SPEAKER_03: No one's a cuck like a he's a cuck.
42:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:25
SPEAKER_03: But I think being a cuck is so hot.
42:26
SPEAKER_02: What does that fucking know?
42:28
SPEAKER_03: A cuck is when like your wife gets fucked by another guy.
42:30
SPEAKER_03: That's hot.
42:30
SPEAKER_03: It is hot.
42:31
SPEAKER_03: It's like that's the thing where it's like, can you be a cu- I mean, if you're a cuck, can you be cucked?
42:36
SPEAKER_03: Can you actually be cucked if you're enjoying it?
42:38
SPEAKER_03: Like if it's really for you at the end of the day?
42:40
SPEAKER_02: Because it's supposed to like.
42:48
SPEAKER_02: Unless you're caged and cocked.
42:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's fine too.
42:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:52
SPEAKER_02: We allow cock cages.
42:55
SPEAKER_02: Have you ever caged your cock?
42:56
SPEAKER_02: No.
42:56
SPEAKER_02: Really?
42:57
SPEAKER_02: Have you?
42:58
SPEAKER_02: No.
42:58
SPEAKER_02: I haven't, but I would have maybe guessed you would have.
43:00
SPEAKER_02: Why?
43:01
SPEAKER_02: I I don't know.
43:02
SPEAKER_02: I would have guessed you would have.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: Really?
43:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: Bubblegum to head who would have put it in your cock.
43:07
SPEAKER_02: I put a hamster cage on it.
43:09
SPEAKER_02: Um with a water bottle?
43:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: I put a scram bracelet on it.
43:15
SPEAKER_02: And so yeah, those are my top three favorite lyrics of all time.
43:19
SPEAKER_02: Although there is a number four coming in.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: And it might be hilled up, but she's like, There's no kindness in your eyes.
43:30
SPEAKER_02: There's no kindness in your eyes.
43:32
SPEAKER_02: It's like, Gryo! Good point.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: There is no kindness in your eyes.
43:38
SPEAKER_02: Leave him.
43:39
SPEAKER_02: Leave him.
43:40
SPEAKER_02: Hill.
43:41
SPEAKER_02: There's no kindness in his eyes.
43:43
SPEAKER_02: It's true.
43:43
SPEAKER_01: Kindness in your eyes.
43:45
SPEAKER_02: I pride myself on being kind.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: So this girl's very kind.
43:48
SPEAKER_02: She's so kind.
43:49
SPEAKER_02: She is nice.
43:49
SPEAKER_02: That's the one thing.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: Gina looks like a badass bitch because she is.
43:52
SPEAKER_02: But she's nice.
43:53
SPEAKER_02: But she's nice.
43:53
SPEAKER_02: So one time I told her I'm the Snow White of High School.
43:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:57
SPEAKER_02: You do.
43:58
SPEAKER_03: Gina went to high school.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she went to high school once.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: Only high school.
44:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, she's she's to keep going back.
44:06
SPEAKER_03: She's 33.
44:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
44:08
SPEAKER_03: She ages.
44:10
SPEAKER_03: She had a 30th birthday.
44:11
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
44:12
SPEAKER_02: Twenty-nine?
44:12
SPEAKER_02: Twenty-nine is kind of cute.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: Twenty-eight is kind of cute.
44:14
SPEAKER_02: She's not 38.
44:15
SPEAKER_02: She's forever.
44:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm she's forever twenty-eight.
44:18
SPEAKER_02: Forever twenty-eight.
44:19
SPEAKER_02: We should open that.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: We should do that.
44:22
SPEAKER_03: We should.
44:22
SPEAKER_03: Add it to the list.
44:23
SPEAKER_03: Forever 28.
44:24
SPEAKER_03: Um wait, talking about Gaston made me think about the live action Beauty and the Beast, which is a flop.
44:31
SPEAKER_02: Christy Carl Carlson Romano.
44:33
SPEAKER_03: Not that one.
44:34
SPEAKER_03: Not that one.
44:35
SPEAKER_03: Hey, it was Broadway.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: Uh, but I it makes me think about like I said this one time, I think it was like talking with like you and Kat about it, where it was like they like they over-designed all of like the you know, Cogsworth and Lumiere to the point of like none none of them had visible faces.
44:51
SPEAKER_03: We're talking Broadway?
44:52
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
44:53
SPEAKER_03: The movie.
44:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:54
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, I said Christy Carlson Romano.
44:56
SPEAKER_02: That's why I said not that one.
44:57
SPEAKER_02: The movie.
44:57
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
44:59
SPEAKER_03: They overdesigned everything.
45:00
SPEAKER_03: They've like leaned so far into like Rococo that they like made the one thing that like you're supposed to do with character design, where it's like, where's the face?
45:10
SPEAKER_03: Like, where are the other eyes?
45:11
SPEAKER_03: Like, not a single one of them had the one thing.
45:13
SPEAKER_03: It's you could like laugh.
45:14
SPEAKER_02: Character Design 101.
45:15
SPEAKER_02: We went to Frisdi.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: Um, it there wasn't there.
45:19
SPEAKER_03: And that to me is an unforgivable sin.
45:22
SPEAKER_02: That movie's horrible.
45:23
SPEAKER_02: Um, a British person playing Belle who can't sing.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: She's awful and flat and like auto tune to film.
45:34
SPEAKER_02: It's like come on, that's a beautiful fucking soundtrack.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: It's one of my favorites.
45:38
SPEAKER_02: One of my my probably my favorite Disney movies.
45:40
SPEAKER_03: Just don't ever sing.
45:41
SPEAKER_03: No one needs her to.
45:42
SPEAKER_02: Like don't cast her.
45:43
SPEAKER_02: And and then the costuming was all wrong.
45:46
SPEAKER_02: It was so so bad.
45:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:48
SPEAKER_02: The whole thing No one can get the yellow dress right ever.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: That one was made out of like Velveeta.
45:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:55
SPEAKER_02: It should have been.
45:56
SPEAKER_03: Shoulda.
45:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:57
SPEAKER_03: Uh they made they made some weird like change to the plot where it's like all of the villagers have like perpetual amnesia about the spell or something, and like everyone who's in the castle is like a loved one from someone in the town, but they don't really.
46:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:12
SPEAKER_02: It's like so like stop.
46:13
SPEAKER_02: And she talks about her mom a little too much.
46:15
SPEAKER_03: It's like turns animals through like a mirror into like into Paris and like has a song about Paris.
46:21
SPEAKER_02: I love that like the mom was erased in like the animated film.
46:24
SPEAKER_02: Like she didn't care about her mom.
46:27
SPEAKER_02: Her mom left her.
46:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:28
SPEAKER_02: She was in the cartoon.
46:30
SPEAKER_03: Fuck Old Maurice.
46:31
SPEAKER_03: She's like, she's like, old Maurice is a cuck.
46:33
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, I need I need a real man and I'm out of here.
46:36
SPEAKER_03: Old Maurice is definitely a cuck.
46:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:38
SPEAKER_03: But also He's inventing a lot of things, if you know what I mean.
46:41
SPEAKER_03: He's making uh I don't.
46:42
SPEAKER_03: It's a um a dildo like uh piston sex machine.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: A dildo slider.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, like it penetrates you?
46:49
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
46:50
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
46:50
SPEAKER_02: I've always wanted to try one of those jerk-off machines.
46:52
SPEAKER_03: Like the ones that go like that?
46:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like it's like hydrogen.
46:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh like a milky one?
46:57
SPEAKER_03: Like a cow milker?
46:58
SPEAKER_02: It's like milk.
47:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:02
SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
47:03
SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
47:04
SPEAKER_02: I'll show you my catalog.
47:06
SPEAKER_02: It's like I can't talk about jerking off and dicks and having one when I'm oh, what about your pussy?
47:14
SPEAKER_02: My pussy is we're big and round right now, covered in tape.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: Well, my last point, again, now you got me talking about Disney, and it's like my favorite topic.
47:24
SPEAKER_03: I know.
47:25
SPEAKER_03: Um The animated movies are masterpieces of like the time.
47:31
SPEAKER_03: Yes, but like the leanest storytelling.
47:34
SPEAKER_03: They're all an hour and a half, if that.
47:36
SPEAKER_03: It is like the bare the reason why there's no mom is because like there's no room in the story for a mom.
47:42
SPEAKER_03: And no one needs her.
47:42
SPEAKER_03: No one needs it.
47:43
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't need to be explained.
47:44
SPEAKER_03: The kids don't really care.
47:47
SPEAKER_03: It's not part of the story.
47:48
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't need to be there.
47:49
SPEAKER_03: So everything that is unnecessary is off the table.
47:53
SPEAKER_03: And all the live action movies do is take everything that's unnecessary and put it back on the table and then throw the table at you and make it complicated and weird and no one needs that.
48:01
SPEAKER_02: In the movie Her Mom Died or something.
48:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:03
SPEAKER_02: In the cartoon again, she left them both.
48:08
SPEAKER_02: And it was it was great.
48:09
SPEAKER_02: It was good storytelling because it was like she doesn't need a mom.
48:12
SPEAKER_02: She doesn't care.
48:12
SPEAKER_02: She hasn't thought about her, just like her mom hasn't thought about Belle.
48:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: Since she fucking went to the the United States.
48:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:20
SPEAKER_02: She moved to Vegas.
48:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm a show show girl.
48:23
SPEAKER_03: Because Beauty of the Beast is set in uh 1954.
48:26
SPEAKER_03: 1949, Vegas.
48:27
SPEAKER_03: Well, it was like Vegas was up and coming.
48:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
48:30
SPEAKER_02: And that's why she fled there.
48:31
SPEAKER_02: She was like, that's where I'm going.
48:33
SPEAKER_02: She's like, oh, things I didn't want, a fat husband and a kid.
48:35
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
48:38
SPEAKER_02: Your invention get back when your inventions take off.
48:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, making a little money.
48:43
SPEAKER_02: Call me when I'm going in the slots.
48:48
SPEAKER_02: I know.
48:49
SPEAKER_02: But Beauty in the Beast is like timeless and like it's just a good story as an animated film.
48:54
SPEAKER_02: You're right.
48:55
SPEAKER_02: Like it is tight, but it's not too clipped.
48:57
SPEAKER_02: Little Mermaid gets a little like Little Mermaid's like 89 minutes, and you're kind of you feel a little like gypped.
49:02
SPEAKER_03: But I think it, I mean, but I rather I would give me like why are songs getting shorter and movies getting longer?
49:08
SPEAKER_03: It's like something's not adding up.
49:10
SPEAKER_03: It's like, okay, everyone wants shorter music, but nobody wants a fucking three-hour Lion King movie.
49:16
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like no one needs that.
49:18
SPEAKER_03: Make the music a little longer and make the movies a lot shorter.
49:20
SPEAKER_03: I think that then it will everyone will be happy.
49:22
SPEAKER_02: What are your three favorite lyrics of all time?
49:24
SPEAKER_02: That's couldn't possibly end up with that.
49:25
SPEAKER_03: That's like a rude question, to be honest, because how could you ever I can't think of any like particular lyrics that like I I say are my favorite of all time, but I love the Robin Honey album, and like I always use it as like an example of actually good songwriting because the lyrics are very simple and kind of stupid.
49:44
SPEAKER_03: Uh what's the song where it's like, baby, it's so weird to me now that it's over.
49:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh-uh.
49:49
SPEAKER_03: I can't remember.
49:50
SPEAKER_03: Well, put it put it here when I remember what it is in in post.
49:53
SPEAKER_03: Um, but uh like Taylor Swift thinks more words is better writing, and Robin is like, let me just say something that sound that actually is like a real statement.
50:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's like yeah.
50:05
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, ah so I don't know, just like something about like a pop a good pop song can have really weird lyrics, slash bad, slash simple, slash stupid lyrics, and it doesn't really matter as long as like it all adds up to a good song.
50:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:21
SPEAKER_03: So Taylor, here's another note for you.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: Stop.
50:25
SPEAKER_03: Stop writing.
50:26
SPEAKER_02: Stop writing.
50:27
SPEAKER_03: It's over.
50:28
unknown: Yeah.
50:28
SPEAKER_02: She's a decent songwriter.
50:29
SPEAKER_02: That's the only thing I like.
50:30
SPEAKER_03: I know.
50:31
SPEAKER_03: I I I no longer believe that that is true.
50:33
SPEAKER_03: I used to give her that, I used to give her that, and now I think the last several albums, it's like, girl, what are you doing?
50:39
SPEAKER_03: I know.
50:40
SPEAKER_03: I think she's just gone full, like, she's untouchable, she's not getting any feedback, she's not hearing anything from anyone, and the work is suffering because of it.
50:48
SPEAKER_02: Truly.
50:48
SPEAKER_02: She needs to stop working that producer because the all the last few albums, it's getting tired.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Jack Antinoff, yeah.
50:54
SPEAKER_03: Antoff?
50:55
SPEAKER_03: Antinoff.
50:56
SPEAKER_03: How do you know?
50:57
SPEAKER_03: Because he's a well-known producer.
50:58
SPEAKER_03: She used to date Lena Dunham.
51:00
SPEAKER_03: Um she used to?
51:01
SPEAKER_03: No, he used to date Lena Dunham.
51:04
SPEAKER_03: And he's also uh Lana Del Rey's one of her main producers, too.
51:07
SPEAKER_03: But their their music is what?
51:13
SPEAKER_03: Lana.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: What was it?
51:14
SPEAKER_03: What did you say?
51:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
51:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's on?
51:19
SPEAKER_01: Right.
51:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: She's like on a tire swing.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: She kept going too crazy, and they're like, uh, maybe it's just like a metaphor.
51:29
SPEAKER_02: Or like maybe you like reel it in a little, like do a little less.
51:33
SPEAKER_02: That's great.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: We love your big energy, but like maybe let's try a little smaller.
51:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's like, okay.
51:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm tired of I'm Tyra.
51:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm Tyra.
51:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm tired.
51:47
SPEAKER_00: Feel like I'm fucking crazy.
51:49
SPEAKER_00: Did she say that?
51:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm tired.
51:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy.
51:57
SPEAKER_01: Like still cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
52:00
SPEAKER_03: Just like a whisper of say it.
52:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:03
SPEAKER_03: Just like throw it away.
52:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:04
SPEAKER_03: Do you want to do it?
52:04
SPEAKER_03: Really settle.
52:05
SPEAKER_03: They're like, it's okay, we'll yeah, we can work at that.
52:07
SPEAKER_03: Let's just we gotta we gotta move on.
52:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:09
SPEAKER_03: Great job, Lana.
52:10
SPEAKER_03: Talk about anyway, talk about Goslingo's epic.
52:12
SPEAKER_03: She's is she?
52:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:14
SPEAKER_03: Good.
52:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:14
SPEAKER_03: She needed it.
52:15
SPEAKER_03: All her filler dissolved.
52:17
SPEAKER_03: She's yeah.
52:18
SPEAKER_03: Um, I liked her big Jack Antonoff is her producer too, and all of her stuff has been up and up and up and up and up.
52:25
SPEAKER_03: I I feel.
52:26
SPEAKER_03: And then I I feel like Taylor's all been down and down and down.
52:29
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, stop working together.
52:31
SPEAKER_02: Is that why Taylor is like this to Lana?
52:35
SPEAKER_02: Like, come on.
52:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:36
SPEAKER_02: Lana, come into the biggie glamatron eater.
52:41
SPEAKER_02: Come with me.
52:42
SPEAKER_02: Lana's like, get away.
52:44
SPEAKER_02: She's my friend.
52:48
SPEAKER_02: Shut the fuck up.
52:50
SPEAKER_02: How do I put this?
52:51
SPEAKER_02: Shut the fuck up.
52:54
SPEAKER_03: Um should we do uh Divas on a Cliff of your past looks?
53:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're back from this current chunk of the season?
53:04
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
53:05
SPEAKER_03: Uh should we do them in order or just like as we remember them?
53:08
SPEAKER_03: Order?
53:08
SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
53:09
SPEAKER_02: Our one fan is gonna do uh he needs to keep up with something.
53:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:12
SPEAKER_03: Uh okay, so so it's just we're putting up graphics?
53:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
53:18
SPEAKER_02: Sabrina style.
53:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Sabrina style.
53:21
SPEAKER_02: It's not Lord Sith, it's Sabrina tonight.
53:23
SPEAKER_02: It's just it's his Dizzy's magic artist.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: It goes up my pants, though.
53:27
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, oh that is a plain yellow pumpkin.
53:36
SPEAKER_02: Um why do I love that song?
53:39
SPEAKER_02: Because it's amazing.
53:40
SPEAKER_02: It's so good.
53:41
SPEAKER_02: Whitney R.I.P., but I love the studio version.
53:43
SPEAKER_02: I love the studio version because it starts off like you know, it's slow and sparkly.
53:50
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, Sabrina Style.
53:51
SPEAKER_03: Okay, it's just so we have the pink sequin Nadine Marabi.
53:58
SPEAKER_03: The yellow plaid, uh tailored by Steph.
54:02
SPEAKER_03: Then Gina Bob, purple loofah.
54:04
SPEAKER_02: The purple peanut theater.
54:05
SPEAKER_03: And the This one's gonna just be a little nuance, like yeah, and then uh the cotton candy hair zebra dress from Eden Fran.
54:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of those four, who's going first?
54:19
SPEAKER_03: I think I know.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: The yellow.
54:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you hated that one for some reason.
54:23
SPEAKER_02: I was so excited for it.
54:24
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
54:25
SPEAKER_02: Like the clueless dress that I that Steph Seibel last guest uh tailored for me, but I blew it with the hair was very square.
54:34
SPEAKER_02: Right.
54:35
SPEAKER_02: But that doesn't bother me as much as the tri-neck the tri-pearl necklace does.
54:40
SPEAKER_02: That makes me want to call myself.
54:41
SPEAKER_02: I knew you were gonna say that.
54:42
SPEAKER_03: And that is the craziest that is the that is that's truly the manifestation of your psychosis.
54:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure.
54:49
SPEAKER_03: Because something that I think no one, not even a drag queen, would like agree with you.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: Where it's like it's just not cool.
54:57
SPEAKER_02: Like, like we were running, and I was trying.
54:59
SPEAKER_02: This is like now we're on episode 13, I'm late and I'm over it and I'm tired and it's storeboard nails.
55:04
SPEAKER_02: But like that was early on.
55:05
SPEAKER_02: I was trying to be on time, so we were just like in the moment, and like was like that we couldn't find a necklace that worked, so we that worked.
55:11
SPEAKER_02: But had I just had one more brain cell in 10 more seconds, I would be like cut off one of these strands.
55:16
SPEAKER_02: Like the tri Pearl Strand is like loser city for me.
55:20
SPEAKER_02: For me.
55:21
SPEAKER_03: For you, for you, yeah.
55:22
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think that's the thing cringe.
55:24
SPEAKER_03: Obviously, it was like it was the first time, it was a sensitive moment.
55:27
SPEAKER_03: It was like uh you wanted to feel yeah, it was fine.
55:32
SPEAKER_02: I said yes to it and moved on because I wanted to be on time, but like then it just it it feels losery to me.
55:39
SPEAKER_02: The tri Pearl strand is like Gina, Gina, please.
55:45
SPEAKER_02: And also, I wish I went for less like of a character shoe.
55:48
SPEAKER_02: It's a very like white patent fucking disco-y, like 60s platform that feels a little like costume-y.
55:58
SPEAKER_02: I forgot the shoe.
55:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's it's big and clunky.
56:01
SPEAKER_02: But I mean privileged shoe is avoided at all costs.
56:04
SPEAKER_03: To me, well, not to not to read you even more, but I thought the the problem with the look was the lip.
56:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:11
SPEAKER_02: I chose a light pencil that day.
56:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, didn't I?
56:14
SPEAKER_02: So I have no lips.
56:16
SPEAKER_02: I have no lips.
56:17
SPEAKER_02: People say I'm a little dark that day.
56:19
SPEAKER_02: I contoured a little dark, but it was we fixed the lighting.
56:21
SPEAKER_03: We fixed the lighting.
56:26
SPEAKER_03: Dark.
56:26
SPEAKER_03: Dark because I have I'm extremely pale.
56:29
SPEAKER_03: Um, and you and you are also tan by and also wearing makeup, but but we we we were underexposed.
56:38
SPEAKER_02: We were underexposed.
56:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
56:39
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for saying that because like I know I can maybe contour hard, but usually not.
56:43
SPEAKER_02: I usually don't struggle with like skin.
56:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:46
SPEAKER_02: And like I've taken selfies in like proper lighting with that exact look, and I did not have like dark skin.
56:51
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
56:51
SPEAKER_03: It was a it was a uh So I look nuts.
56:54
SPEAKER_02: Big square hair, no lips, tri pearl, tri pearl, and a big old clunky 60s costume show.
57:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so she's she's off first.
57:01
SPEAKER_02: She's off the cliff, yeah.
57:03
SPEAKER_02: Then I guess the purple penis eater.
57:06
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
57:06
SPEAKER_03: Which I love.
57:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
57:08
SPEAKER_03: I love.
57:09
SPEAKER_03: I thought that was well, okay.
57:10
SPEAKER_03: No, I yeah.
57:11
SPEAKER_03: I I mean I I I think I know which one you're saving, but I'm surprised that purple penis is number two.
57:17
SPEAKER_02: Well, this is hard.
57:18
SPEAKER_02: I probably was going to save the zebra look because I did, I felt really fishy and fun.
57:22
SPEAKER_02: But one time you put a little survey up for like one or two flower subscribers on you YouTube, and myself, even I voted and I chose the bonus look as my favorite of the book.
57:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I forgot.
57:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because I wouldn't.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: Because something about it was simple and just like it worked.
57:35
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's it's sequins always sequins and sparkle always lands.
57:39
SPEAKER_03: Pink.
57:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm a pink girl.
57:40
SPEAKER_03: Pink always lands.
57:41
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you had an updo, which I think you don't do often do often, and you always look good in that hair.
57:48
SPEAKER_03: So I think it's it all kind of worked.
57:50
SPEAKER_02: Uh I know, it's simple.
57:51
SPEAKER_02: I want to choose the zebra, but ultimately I think I love how much you love the zeb the zebra look.
57:57
SPEAKER_03: I know.
57:57
SPEAKER_02: It's not that cool or good.
57:58
SPEAKER_02: It's it's not.
57:59
SPEAKER_03: It's not, but there's something about it that like But I do like it.
58:02
SPEAKER_02: I felt pretty good.
58:03
SPEAKER_03: I also love that episode, so I I know that like I felt pretty that episode.
58:06
SPEAKER_03: And you were pretty that episode.
58:07
SPEAKER_03: It just was funny that it was like all that adds up to it being like to love that.
58:12
SPEAKER_03: That was an old look too.
58:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:14
SPEAKER_03: Wasn't even that cool.
58:15
SPEAKER_03: That was the one look we pulled off the rack from the old days, right?
58:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: We almost did for this sweatsuit, but it was melon colors, and I learned my lesson that on the Ralph Lauren episode of me last time it was just us.
58:28
SPEAKER_02: I was like, guy.
58:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:30
SPEAKER_02: And it looked like Dookie Barf.
58:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
58:32
SPEAKER_02: Like heavy on the bile.
58:34
SPEAKER_03: Um notes of orange.
58:36
SPEAKER_02: Notes of orange.
58:37
SPEAKER_02: So that was the color of the sweatsuit.
58:39
SPEAKER_02: So that's why we overnight it a juicy suit and ruined.
58:42
SPEAKER_02: Well, it wasn't overnight.
58:43
SPEAKER_03: It was it took a long time.
58:46
SPEAKER_03: I was worried it might not come.
58:47
SPEAKER_03: We ruined it with hot glue.
58:49
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, next Oh no, and that okay, so that was that was I'm saving pink.
58:53
SPEAKER_03: You're saving pink, yeah.
58:55
SPEAKER_02: Do you agree?
58:56
SPEAKER_03: I I I do agree.
58:58
SPEAKER_03: I actually do, I do agree.
58:59
SPEAKER_03: I just thought you were gonna save zebra.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: I know, and part of me wants to, because I do like that look.
59:04
SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
59:05
SPEAKER_02: I I'll I'll I'll save whatever you think I should save.
59:07
SPEAKER_02: Um, I did have that cheese wedding.
59:09
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
59:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, pink, yeah.
59:11
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I did have that cheese wedge shoe, and you're like, pink.
59:14
SPEAKER_02: Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: Okay, pink is saved.
59:17
SPEAKER_03: Uh what are the next four?
59:20
SPEAKER_03: Uh red leather, bang.
59:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
59:24
SPEAKER_03: The the the tattoos and red, yeah.
59:26
SPEAKER_03: Uh, and the stripper heel.
59:28
SPEAKER_03: Then purple bow.
59:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, purple bow dress, the yellow Marilyn, yes.
59:33
SPEAKER_03: Was that after?
59:34
SPEAKER_03: I think so, yeah.
59:35
SPEAKER_03: Are you sure?
59:36
SPEAKER_03: Let me pull up the phone because that now now they get hazy.
59:39
SPEAKER_03: Once we got into it, it was sort of like things started to feel a little less uh memorable and iconic.
59:45
SPEAKER_03: Umto the game.
59:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, into the game.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: Red red leather bangs, tattoos, then yellow Marilyn, you're correct, then Cater Raider.
59:55
SPEAKER_03: Caterator, and then Blue, daba Daba Dye.
59:59
SPEAKER_03: Cinder Elsa.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_03: Cinder Elsa.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_03: That's that's four.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_03: I know which one I'm saving.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh, actually, this is hard.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_03: This is hard.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_03: Sort of when I peaked.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_03: But before we go into that, I we re-watched the bonus episode recently.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_03: That I'm so embarrassed by how like bad, low energy and bad it's one of that is.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_03: It's actually one of my favorites.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_03: And it's sort of like hilarious that it's like it's the lowest food episode, and it's like, oh, good, for good reason, because it's actually it's not good.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_02: It's not good.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_03: We should honestly when we get maybe uh more like we'll delete that one.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_03: Never, never delete it.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_02: That is one of the worst episodes ever, because like you're stressed, I'm stressed because I think you're mad, and I am like, I don't know, just the raw footage of that it could is high R.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_02: Because like I'm just watching you and you're like getting pissed, and it just it's funny to me for the wrong reasons.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_02: It's funny for the wrong reasons.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I mean I I I understand that, but it that was one of those moments where it was like, probably should have packed it up, girls.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_03: Probably should have just called it a night.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_03: Uh anyway, so tonight it's red leather, yellow Marilyn, Kay the Waiter, and Cinder Elsa.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_03: So I know who's getting bummed first.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_02: Red.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_02: Red.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_02: It looked so ugly that night.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_02: Why did I I I agree with you now in hindsight?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_02: Because I was like, I've worn that pony too much.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_02: No one needs to fucking see it.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of it.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_02: It's like people associate my drag with that fucking pony, and it's like no one cares or no one has seen it, not one person.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_02: So I could have just worn it.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_02: But I wanted to remix it for myself because I have energy to like.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_03: Because I was like, sure, pop a clip on bang on that.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_03: It was fun to put a new egg, yeah.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_03: It was fun.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_02: It was fun to put a clip on bang, but Jesus Christ.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_02: We took to Mexico.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_02: We did take to Mexico.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_02: We did, because Anya looks so good.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_02: It just click it clicks on.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, that's Sith.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_02: That's Sparkle.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_02: We need sparkle.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_02: Tonight it's all about Sabrina.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_03: You were giving more like Sith.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_02: No, I was giving electricity at Sith.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh, God.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_03: Right, right, yeah.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I look so ugly and I look huge that night.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, that was a that was a wacky one.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_03: I like it in the mix.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_03: It's a it's it's a we should definitely redo it if given the the opportunity.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't say that's a idea of like a red leather tatted nurse with a stock pony.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_03: Like, love that.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_03: That's great.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm totally into that.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_03: But it just was one of those looks that didn't it never fully.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_03: But my makeup got there.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_03: It totally got there.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_03: And actually, I think a lot of people actually like like that moment, I think, because it's like different and and wouldn't change the thing like it in the mix, but she's going for a chopper fucking fingerless gloves.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_02: Chopper by the fingerless gloves.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_03: Chopper by the by the bang.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_03: Chopper by the bang.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_03: Now it starts to get hard.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_03: I think I think I know who we blue next.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_02: Phew!
1:03:09
SPEAKER_03: Which is so funny because people everyone loves that.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_03: My DMs.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_02: People were signing in for that fucking look.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's another one off the rack.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wore pants again.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_02: See, more.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_03: Right, you're right.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_03: We were we were trying to remember the amount of times you wore pants on the on the pod, and we forgot that one.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_03: And the blue.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, pants.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_02: Pants.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_03: But I think people love that look because it's you're blonde.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_02: Which I never am enough.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_03: You always kill as a blonde, but they but I think there's something about that outfit that like reads way better than we know it is.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_02: It's just fun and it's like Y2K Audi.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_02: Like people would love, people are gonna love this.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_02: Because it's Audi with a body.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_02: It's like not super my aesthetic.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_02: This I mean it is.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_02: This is Gina Boots.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_02: So is the other one, like the blue shit.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_02: It is.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_02: I just like to mix it up in a way that like excites me.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_02: So I don't feel so I don't know.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_03: You don't want to feel predictable.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_03: Um, or a lot of queens now.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I was like referencing the aughts and like doing this sort of thing that like sugar and spice were doing or are doing before.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_02: In my head, I was like into that aesthetic before them.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_02: So that's why I'm like over it or I it doesn't excite me as much, but people love it.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_03: People like I think it's just, I mean, like, I don't it doesn't, I mean, you're not breaking new ground because they got there first or whatever.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_03: But it's just it's just as much of an option as like a fucking poodle skirt.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:04:38
SPEAKER_03: Like a 50s fucking housewife look.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_02: This is my next phase.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_03: Please, Scott, no.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, so blue is gone.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh, and it's down to Kata Raider and and Yellow Marilyn.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm saving Kato Raider.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_03: I thought you looked so good in the Yellow Marilyn.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_03: You did like that one.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_03: I think because we we had come back from a break, maybe, or we or we hadn't recorded in a while and you came back and you and you it just was like, oh my god.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_03: It felt like it was exciting.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_03: It was a pretty look.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_02: I I was happy with that.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_02: I had my nails fused to a fucking nylon glove.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_02: That was Aurora.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_02: It was a polished look.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_02: I liked it a lot.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_02: But something about that cater waiter for me really landed.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_03: That uh I mean ultimately I agree.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:05:28
SPEAKER_03: Because that there was something about guys.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_02: I thought you would pick bow.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think you were prettier as the Marilyn.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:05:35
SPEAKER_03: But I think the cater waiter is more Gina.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_02: Way more Gina, but I thought my beat randomly I had weird hair for the cater waiter, but if you zoom in, I love that hair with that.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_03: The whole the whole thing.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_03: Somehow it all came together in a perfect, perfect way.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_02: Happy accident.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_02: But I will say that beat is pretty and soft.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_02: Zoom in on that fucking cater waiter beat.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_02: It's pretty.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_03: No, no, you're right.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_03: But you but you were so pretty as the Maryland.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: Too.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: Thanks.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_03: Um, yellow hair, you know.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_03: I mean, we love yellow hair.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_03: That wig has been in the mix for us for a while, but no one's ever, I mean, uh seen it.
1:06:09
SPEAKER_02: Um sometimes I I used to wear that with like when you would do a robe on that.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for Madelinda.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_02: She'll be back.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_02: She'll be back.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_02: She's one of those wigs where I wish it was styled a little differently, but it was close.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_02: You were like, I know it's not exactly what you wanted, but it's close.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, yeah, it's close.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_02: You went into Neo Maryland, and you got the person who did my hair uh from Texas clocked it or or or said, You look, oh, you like fishy hair.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_02: Because after a lot of things.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_03: But it's back.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_03: You can still say it.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_02: Why?
1:06:41
SPEAKER_02: Because of Victoria's scone, attack of the scones.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_02: You can say fishy.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_02: You can.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_02: Because it I get I get the argument.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_03: I I never knew, I mean, like maybe I'm ignorant, but I I I never associated that with like I always thought it was more like something's fishy, like in the sense that like vaginas.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_03: Fish stank.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_02: I get why it's problematic, because it's attributing femininity with having a vagina, which as we know, not all women have vaginas.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_03: Not all women have vaginas, but like you can be pussy.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:07:16
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_03: Like it can be it's metaphorical.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_02: I actually don't think that's problematic.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_02: I think that one bio bio queen who was on whatever season said that and brought it up and then got actually reamed.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_02: Because everyone was like, get the fuck out of here.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_02: Like, shut up.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure I'm sounding problematic.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_02: But again, I I'm smarter than I look, actually.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_02: And I know it is attributing femininity to having a vagina.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_02: And not again, not all women have it.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_02: But we know a woman with a vagina, Eve.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to Eve.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to Eve.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_02: But I'm just like, we can say fishy.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_02: I can say fucking fishy.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_03: But I feel like we've we've kind of had this conversation maybe before, where it's like, human beings operate in like the real and the and the unreal.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_03: Like we're more than just our bodies.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_03: So it's like when when you say something's fucking cunt or something's fucking pussy, like it can both reference the real thing and the idea of the thing.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:08:17
SPEAKER_03: That's why it's like calling something fish.
1:08:19
SPEAKER_03: It's not to me, it has never, it never crossed my mind that it was about like fish stank pussy smell.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_03: I always thought it just was like, I well, I thought it was like fishy, like like something's up.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm something's up with that lady.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_03: Maybe that doesn't make any sense.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, blah blah blah.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_03: I get it.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_03: I get it.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_03: I get it.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_03: I get it.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_02: Speaks to your lack of experience.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_02: Maybe with a seaport.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_02: No, I know.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_02: He's a bisexual.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm a deep sea diver.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_03: He is, yes, yes, yes.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm kidding.
1:08:46
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, um, we're canceled again.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh thank God.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_02: Cancel me, bring it on.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_02: So the next The problem with cancel culture, I will say, is that with Gen X.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_03: Z.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_02: The problem with cancel culture, I will say, with Gen Z is that my thing is that it's like, are you actually offended by this or do you think you're supposed to be offended by it?
1:09:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the huge issue.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_03: Part of the reason why I think that that mentality is so deeply ingrained in that generation is because uh, and my friend Andrew, who you know said said this, that like kids who grew up entirely online operate under like the terms and services of online platforms where it's like you can't say anything, yeah, hate speech, negative, or sexual.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_03: Like that's why, so it's like you're you're just so used to operating under these uh very strictly imposed behavioral guidelines that are not culturally generated, they're generated by like a company, and that's why it's like you know, you're not supposed to say anything bad about anything.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_03: We've had this comp we've bad mouth Gen Z birthday.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_03: Fair enough.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: And and again, there are there are audience, so we have to be very careful about what we say.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_03: What's the next generation?
1:09:59
SPEAKER_03: Our audience is a gen.
1:10:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's alphas.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_02: It's offers.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_02: It's the offer.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_02: No, that just that was my big issue with cancel culture because it just was like, are you specifically actually offended by this, or are do you think you're supposed to be offended by this?
1:10:14
SPEAKER_02: There's a difference.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_02: Because knowing what's right and wrong is one thing.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I think I think cancel culture in general, part of the reason why can't people indulge so deeply in like canceling people is because it's one of the few things where the people actually have power.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_03: So like you can see someone who is a person of privilege operating in a way that maybe isn't uh acceptable.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_03: And through enough effort, the people can come together and say, like, you you need to stop doing that.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_03: So it's not so much like it may not be like the the punishment may not fit the crime every single time, but I think it points to this larger need for like people to feel empowered and to make change.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_03: So and and and unfortunately, because we can't make substantive change like in our government or our culture, you do it to people who are just as vulnerable as you are.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_03: You know, no.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure it'll be canceled 20 times tonight.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_02: So that's one episode.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_02: So I think like I get I get it also, and I get holding people accountable.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_02: And I think, you know, giving people a platform to those who've have have questionable pasts and have done things that are problematic, like that's not great and air cool or good.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_02: I get that.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, it just became it became too much.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm glad it's quieted down.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_02: The culture.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, cancel culture.
1:11:37
SPEAKER_02: I think it's changing big time.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_02: You don't it's it's the pendulum is swinging.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_03: But also it's tricky.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_03: It's tricky.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_03: It's tricky.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_03: Back to the look.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_03: Back to the look.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_03: So the next four looks include this one.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_03: So it's really yeah, yeah.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_02: So we're so it's um I thought we had a longer season.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_03: It's uh uh the Kiwi lime dress, Star Wars, then Star Wars, then then Gold Disco, and then this one.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_02: I hope you'll know that like me with the cowboy hat knows that that's not Star Wars at all.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_02: It's like Gina trying to do a Star Wars look.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes I think I'm too in on the joke, or like I'm too subtle.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_02: My sense of humor can be subtle.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm dumb as shit, but also additionally, I am very subtle with my sense of humor.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, my whole insecurity is within like if people know I'm in on the joke or not.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_03: Um, so honey, I'm always in on the joke.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, honey, you are the joke.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_03: I am the joke.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_03: Uh Kiwi, Star Wars, Gold Disco, and this one.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_01: Woo!
1:12:39
SPEAKER_03: Graw.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_03: I think Kiwi goes first.
1:12:44
unknown: Cute.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_03: It was a cute eye.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_03: Kiwi goes first.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_03: Great hair.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_03: I think actually with that look, it was it wound up being cuter than I think it looked on the on the.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_02: I like that look.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_02: It was cute.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_02: It was sort of like honestly, the red tattoo bang look came about in three days.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_02: It was like fun to, you know, we have I have I have ideas planned, and then sometimes you just want to throw a wrench and mix it up and just find something quick and make it happen.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_02: And both the red and the kiwi, Kiwi more so looks like a random shit that I just found.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_02: But it was like, yeah, last minute and fine and fun.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_02: It's fun to like have nothing looks because then you could have fabulous looks like this.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_03: Well, also you know, I for anyone who fucking cares, it's like it's not easy to uh look good in drag when you have a limited budget.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_03: So the amount of options all my money.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_03: The amount of options that we have available that you have available to you with your body type, with your taste level, are it's very small.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_03: So it's like it's your fucking body fat made up.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_03: Like, I mean, you can't wear, you're not like, no, I am George.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:13:53
SPEAKER_03: You can't wear it.
1:13:53
SPEAKER_03: I have big shoulders, big arms.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_03: So like the reason why you went with that kiwi look is because it was like a big shoulder.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_03: It was like a big, voluminous, voluminous shoulder.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_03: So it was like, oh yeah, that that should look good on you.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_03: And it did.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_03: It just did.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_03: It just kind of wound up being like a kind of less than better interesting look.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_02: There's been way more inspired looks than God.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_02: The whole point of that look is that it's like not a filler look.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_02: It just is like sometimes not everything can be showstopping because it if so, then what's show stopping?
1:14:20
SPEAKER_02: You know, it allows for things to be better and worse and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_03: Um, so but she's kind of like that.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_03: She had a f she had a tropical eye.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_03: I I thought you looked great.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_03: And actually, I yeah, and I thought the whole thing with the hair looked.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_02: I wish that that was a weird night because we were really tired on that one.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_02: And I wish like if I had fucking one brain cell, I would have been like, it's giving what's the fashion like Tyra Cycle 8.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_02: Cycle eight promo.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_02: I referenced all of that.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh, what is it?
1:14:48
SPEAKER_03: It's this February.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_03: Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_02: Said no one ever.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_02: Top model cycle eight.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's back to top model, honey.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_02: Top model cycle eight promo.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_02: Was jungle themed.
1:15:04
SPEAKER_02: It was koo eat koo e.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_04: Koo e this this August.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_04: This February.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_02: It's February.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_02: Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_02: Said no one ever.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_02: Truly.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_02: Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_02: Said by like a straight, like voice over artist kind of man.
1:15:26
SPEAKER_02: Fierce.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_02: Wait, Savage.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_02: This February.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_02: Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_03: And then it's like no one shot.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh, coo, coo, coo.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_02: And then like also, which people It's not fierce, it's ferocious.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_03: People don't know that our theme music created by I hope one person does the one and only Eric Lee.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to Eric Lee.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_03: Uh it is heavily inspired by Top Mod.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_03: Top model and One Shot.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_02: One shot.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_02: It it went a little more top model and less one shot.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_03: It did, it did, it did, yes.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_02: But um, but also we cut it down so it didn't feel too top model.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_02: And now I regret my choice to like scream, so it doesn't feel too top.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_02: Because I like the OG track, the full version, which maybe you'll see on season two.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_02: It's very, it's fierce.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_02: Our our song?
1:16:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, our song is fucking cut.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_02: It's like top model thing, which is um the jump off.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_02: Actually, Tyra was referencing Lil Kim in the jump off.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_02: Never been said.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_03: But I right, yeah.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_02: But I I follow both.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_03: You follow both of their careers, or yeah, so I know.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, Ty, I know where that's coming from.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_02: No one talks about it, but it's like it's a jump off.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:48
unknown: For me.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm excited for next week's guest.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_03: This is very much like in that world.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_03: That world of oh yeah.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_02: Of it's not fierce, it's ferocious.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_02: Kinda, yeah.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_02: This February, Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_02: You actually, this is your gag.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_02: You're the voice.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_03: You're that also I'm so raspy right now.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_04: This February.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_04: Uh Savage.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_04: Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_01: All I need is one shot.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_02: The first time I said it was good.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_02: The little this February, I'll never get that again.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_02: That was great.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_04: I flopped.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_04: But um This February.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_04: Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:17:33
SPEAKER_04: This February, Savage Beauty unleashes fierce competition.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh man, heaters.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_03: Something I love to do when I'm in the car listening to the radio is like try and repeat like the the way that radio people talk.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:17:51
SPEAKER_03: And it's so hard.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_03: It's such a learned skill.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:17:55
SPEAKER_03: Especially in New York, because I feel like everyone has like a weird kind of regional accent, like a New York accent on top of being like a uh radio person.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_02: What's the what station do I listen to?
1:18:04
SPEAKER_02: KTU?
1:18:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_02: BD New York?
1:18:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_03: If you're listening to the beat of New York, you're listening to KTU, yes.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_02: You are.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_02: Something, something the beat in New York?
1:18:12
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_03: This is the bean of New York.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_03: This is the bean of New York.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_03: No, we didn't finish again.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_03: What is getting but uh booted off the cliff?
1:18:21
SPEAKER_03: This that's getting booted and disco stays.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't fucking know.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_03: It's Kiwis, Star Wars, Disco, and this.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_03: Kiwi's done.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_03: Then I think disco's I think disco wins that round.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_02: Over Star Wars?
1:18:38
SPEAKER_03: I think Star Wars is fun and funny for us, but uh Mike was fierce.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_03: It was, yeah.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_02: And the code was actually and conducts were great.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_02: Actually, I think disco actually was so pretty.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_02: That might have been my best makeup of all of all time.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_02: Accidentally, maybe.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_02: My wig kept sliding back, it was fucking hot as hell in here.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_02: Which again, it goes back to that first story of being like, it's so frustrating to paint clean, look immaculate, and then like I don't have a muddy forehead.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_02: It was moving all around as bad and amazing painter.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_03: Like you, your makeup is great.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_03: We've talked about this, but yeah.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_03: Like it's fine.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so disco wins.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_03: Let's take a quickie breaky, and then we'll come back and wrap it up and then uh go home.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, wait, we can at at least put them on all on a cliff before break.
1:19:24
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so it's disco, cater waiter, uh, pink, and pink?
1:19:29
SPEAKER_03: The pink sequin.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_03: That's the first one.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_03: I missed no no there's only three?
1:19:33
SPEAKER_03: I don't think.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, because it's 12 and this is 13.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_03: So That's it?
1:19:37
SPEAKER_02: It feels like I've worked really hard all season, and it's like I'm out of here.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's just go cater waiter in pink.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_02: I'm covering my belly because there's tape.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_02: Don't wait up.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_02: I think Cater Water wins.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_02: It's the purple bow.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_02: It wins.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_03: She didn't.
1:19:57
SPEAKER_03: Bye, Gina.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_03: Okay, be right back.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, and we're back.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_03: It's the first time I said Amber back tonight.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_03: My only catchphrase.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_03: Your only stolen catchphrase.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_03: Um should we do a quick round of cunt or punt or just final country thoughts?
1:20:21
SPEAKER_03: And uh I thought I had something.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_03: Let me let me check my um Kunt.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_03: Kunt print.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_02: Suddenly the cunt kunt is me.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_02: Suddenly the Kuntz is.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_02: Are you excited for new gaga?
1:20:30
SPEAKER_03: There's new oh, there's new gaga?
1:20:31
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_03: So I got a text from Andrew.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_03: Uh he sent me a video for the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie has like a novelty popcorn bucket where it's like Wolverine's face with a big open mouth to kind of like sort of imply that like you should put your dick in there.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like referencing the the Dune popcorn bucket with the sandworm that people were like actually fucking because it looked like a vagina or whatever.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_03: So it's like novelty popcorn buckets that people have like who peop that people fuck, like cunt or punt.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_03: Like cunt.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_03: Cunt?
1:21:13
SPEAKER_02: I you know what?
1:21:14
SPEAKER_02: If adults are having fun back there making merch, cunt.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_03: You're so right.
1:21:22
SPEAKER_03: You're so right.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_03: You're so right.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm I'm actually.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_03: That's how I feel.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm agreeing with you because it's like, you know what?
1:21:29
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_03: The movies are back, merch is back.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_03: If you're having fun and making something fucking stupid and you're laughing, if it's layered, yeah, cut.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_03: If you're making a popcorn bucket that references another popcorn bucket, yeah.
1:21:43
SPEAKER_03: That's cut.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_03: Go off.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_03: And if you fuck it, go off.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_02: Fuck your bucket.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_03: For once.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_03: I was like, is it more gay to fuck a popcorn bucket or is it more straight to fuck a popcorn bucket?
1:21:56
SPEAKER_02: What have you done in a movie theater?
1:21:58
SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:21:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_02: I've given head.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:22:01
SPEAKER_03: Boy or girl?
1:22:02
SPEAKER_03: Boy.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_03: Huh.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm like there to watch the movie.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm not always.
1:22:10
SPEAKER_02: But it was like I don't know.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_02: Checking a box.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure there's a time and a place.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_02: There's a time and a place.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_02: It was very like check a box.
1:22:16
SPEAKER_02: Like let's do this, because like it's tropey.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_02: Troping.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_02: Trope.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_03: Should misuse the word trope.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_03: It's tropey.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_03: It's a trope of yours.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay, head in the movie theater is trope.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_02: It's not a trope.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_02: It's like a it's like a it's like a it's like a cliche.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_02: And I said cliche earlier when I was trying to define trope.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_02: Well.
1:22:40
SPEAKER_03: Somebody got an English major on here.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_03: Stat.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_02: I'd like to answer answer the question.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_03: Professor's like, no.
1:22:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like she's never raised her hand in cause.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_03: He's like, um, uh yes, uh, Gina, I think.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_03: Gina?
1:22:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, trope.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_02: Question mark.
1:23:00
SPEAKER_02: Do you butter your pop?
1:23:02
SPEAKER_02: Um yes.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_02: Good.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_02: Because I was gonna hit eject.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_02: No, I the butter popcorn is so good at the movie theater.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_03: Butter and salt.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_02: I like to push on that butter pomp.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_02: Do you like put the like in the popcorn bucket?
1:23:19
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_01: Like yeah, I like a lot of butter.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay?
1:23:32
SPEAKER_02: I like a lot of butter.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_02: We know.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_02: It's fake.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_02: It's fake butter.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_02: It counts.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_02: I pour junior mints in it afterwards.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't that's not a thing.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_02: That's like something like somebody thought, like, guess what, everyone?
1:23:48
SPEAKER_02: MMs fall to the bottom.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_02: All candy falls to the bottom.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_02: It's heavier than popcorn.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_02: Candy falls to the bottom, okay?
1:23:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:55
SPEAKER_03: Also, uh I'm the same way with uh popcorn that I am with ice cream, where it's like, give me the smallest bag possible because you're gonna throw it in.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_03: Even a small No Even the smallest bag is like too much.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:24:09
SPEAKER_03: It's like you can't like getting a bucket of popcorn for a movie.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_02: Would you eat the I bring my own uh machine apparatus?
1:24:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_03: That's the right word.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, why not?
1:24:22
SPEAKER_03: English major.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_02: I did not major in English.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_02: Like, did we major in anything?
1:24:30
SPEAKER_02: Film?
1:24:32
SPEAKER_02: I majored in anesthesiology.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_02: Yes, you did.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_02: And pageantry.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_03: And pageantry plus.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_02: Pageantry plus.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_03: So yes, merch popcorn buckets uh are cunt.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_03: Uh novelty popcorn buckets are cunt.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_03: But my my question was, is it more gay or more straight to fuck a popcorn bucket that like has a mouth and a face?
1:24:52
SPEAKER_03: I think it's more straight to fuck it.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_03: If it has a mouth.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_03: But I think I think it's more straight to fuck it, but it's more gay to like take a video of it and put it on Twitter for like likes and attention.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_02: Are you back on Twitter?
1:25:02
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:25:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay, counter punt doing this instead of uh giving the finger.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_02: Uh that?
1:25:09
SPEAKER_03: No, this.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_03: Punt.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_03: I think this is like I think that's punt to me because it's like, why not just give the finger?
1:25:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think like this, I think this could be coming back.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_02: That's Italian.
1:25:21
SPEAKER_02: You're always Italian a little bit.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_02: Remember College?
1:25:23
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I swear you're kind of a little Italian.
1:25:25
SPEAKER_02: It's because you're like, I think I'm just a gay.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, oh, okay.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh, it's so fun you're tall, but you're not awkward, you can dance.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, I think it's I'm just gay.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_02: Well, I think learning.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm learning.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_03: I think that it's actually because I'm descended from Jersey Catholic.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_03: So there's a big, I'm sure there's a big overlap there.
1:25:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:25:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_03: But Irish Catholic, so but Irish and Italian, they're kind of similar.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_02: Irish and Italians are very similar.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_02: But I reject Cathol.
1:25:55
SPEAKER_03: Cathol.
1:25:56
SPEAKER_03: And a tall.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_03: And at all.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_03: I mean, if I had any, if I had one fucking ounce of Mediterranean blood in this body, honey, I'd be over for all of Honey, it'd be over.
1:26:04
SPEAKER_03: If I had my dad's skin tone, I don't know why he's olive tone.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_03: Why is he olive tone olive back here?
1:26:08
SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_03: Good question.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_02: Your dad is Virgo?
1:26:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_03: My dad is cancer.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_02: Do the math on that.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_02: Oedipus?
1:26:18
SPEAKER_03: You wanna fuck my dad?
1:26:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_02: You wanna fuck my dad?
1:26:23
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to well, if you in that case, I'm not fucking your dad.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm not fucking your dad.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to fuck your dad.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to fuck your dad.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna see him at the wedding, though.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_04: You'd be like, Gary, I'm sorry.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_02: Gary, hi.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_02: How are you doing today?
1:26:38
SPEAKER_02: Your w your son marrying another man.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_02: He's like, yeah, we go live a lot.
1:26:46
SPEAKER_02: So she's teaching me about going live.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_02: She's teaching me about going live.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_02: That's your dad, right?
1:26:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:26:54
SPEAKER_02: I cannot wait to meet the white witch, aka your mom.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_02: My mom, yeah.
1:26:58
SPEAKER_02: Because like Terry, Mike's mom, has always been a ginger in my hat.
1:27:01
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:27:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, literally up until the pandemic, yeah.
1:27:05
SPEAKER_02: Up until last week.
1:27:07
SPEAKER_02: It's all just the same shit.
1:27:09
SPEAKER_02: She got really scared.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow, crazy.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_02: So I'm so excited to see it all go.
1:27:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm scared.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna talk about it.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_02: You should.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_02: She'll she'll love it.
1:27:21
SPEAKER_02: She'll be like I'm gonna get on her back.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna force you to give me a piggyback.
1:27:25
SPEAKER_02: She's like, I'm old and tired.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_02: Please get off me and you're actually really, really fucking heavy.
1:27:31
SPEAKER_02: And then your dad tries.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_02: He's like, I'm old and tired.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_02: You're actually really, really heavy.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_02: Like, no one can put me on their back.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_02: At your wedding.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_02: I'm ruining your wedding.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_02: This is how I'm ruining your wedding.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_02: You're like at the altar.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, like, can we maybe you can pick me up?
1:27:46
SPEAKER_02: I feel like it's very girl to like try to pick someone up.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_02: It's girl to try and pick someone up or to get picked up.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_02: Both.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_02: But what I said was try to pick someone up.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_02: Like this girl was like, I can pick you up.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
1:28:00
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like an excuse to like touch a boy.
1:28:02
SPEAKER_02: But it's just like no, I don't think so.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_02: I think she just actually thinks she can pick people up.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_02: Do you know a little bit what I'm talking about?
1:28:11
SPEAKER_02: It's like, I I can pick you up.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_02: Meteor dad.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I can't pick you up.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_02: Well I bet I can pick you up.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_02: Again.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_02: My son is getting married.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_02: Maybe he's like, he's like, but also this is really interesting.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_03: He's like Oh, I've been meaning to ask you, what is a skinny margarita?
1:28:32
SPEAKER_02: What's in a skinny margarita?
1:28:34
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_02: Tequila.
1:28:36
SPEAKER_02: And lime.
1:28:37
SPEAKER_02: That's it?
1:28:38
SPEAKER_02: Like a little bit of sour mix.
1:28:40
SPEAKER_02: Like a little like.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_02: But I thought that was the sugary part, isn't it?
1:28:44
SPEAKER_02: That's the sugary part, but like it's like a little, like a couple clicks of sour mix.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:28:49
SPEAKER_02: Or I mean, I like my my drink is Espelon on the Rocks with three limes pinched.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_02: Carcass out.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_02: Dore.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_02: I am Dorie.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_02: It's so annoying.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_02: You're not.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_02: I don't a little bit.
1:28:59
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think so.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_02: A little bit, because sometimes Doreet like sounds like Constance.
1:29:04
SPEAKER_02: Or she's just like dumb and uninformed.
1:29:07
SPEAKER_02: I guess so, but that's a character.
1:29:09
SPEAKER_02: You're not dumb and uninformed.
1:29:11
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
1:29:13
SPEAKER_02: I agree, actually.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, I think it's a couple clicks of Sour Max, like barely.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_02: A lot of lime, tequila.
1:29:23
SPEAKER_02: That's a skinny marg.
1:29:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:29:26
SPEAKER_02: Because that's I think what what Bethany was doing.
1:29:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, she had skinny girl margarita.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_02: But but on the show, you see her in season one order like a skinny girl margarita.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_02: And it's like a lot of lime.
1:29:38
SPEAKER_02: Maybe she puts a splendid in it.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what she does.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_02: But she was ordering like a weird thing.
1:29:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_02: And you see it become, and then Luanne's like, I I was there when you it's like, shut up, Luann.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_02: We've never done anything.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_03: She's a recording artist.
1:29:56
SPEAKER_03: Cabaret star.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_02: Jokes on her.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_02: C'est bon.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_02: C'est bon.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_02: Chic.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_02: C'est.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_02: C'est bon.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_02: C'est bon.
1:30:06
SPEAKER_02: Kelly bring the delay.
1:30:08
SPEAKER_02: It's like, shut your trap.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_02: Like, truly.
1:30:11
SPEAKER_03: There was a time where she would have come on this couch in a heartbeat.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_02: She still might.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_02: She might.
1:30:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm at a point where I'm like, we're frauds, so let's just swing big.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_03: See what they say.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_03: See what the couch says.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_03: I mean, Sonia would probably come on.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_03: You think?
1:30:26
SPEAKER_03: Well, she's like finally sold her townhouse.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_03: Never actually.
1:30:32
SPEAKER_03: So she'll do anything.
1:30:33
SPEAKER_02: If we if we the big cunky couch loves Roni.
1:30:37
SPEAKER_02: We love Ronnie, yes.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_02: I used to call it Rani.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was Rani.
1:30:42
SPEAKER_02: Rani?
1:30:43
SPEAKER_03: Rani.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_02: What's your drink of choice?
1:30:45
SPEAKER_03: Uh we have a few.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_03: Currently it's like vodka soda.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_03: It's like at a bar, like a quickie kind of.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't vodka soda.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_02: Have you ever seen me get a vodka soda?
1:30:54
SPEAKER_03: No, but I've seen you drink 800 for free.
1:30:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if it's free.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_02: Given to me.
1:30:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:30:59
SPEAKER_02: If my fellow friends die and pass out early, I will finish that.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_02: But I'm not a vodka soda girl.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm a tequila rocks.
1:31:09
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_03: Slore.
1:31:11
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:31:12
SPEAKER_03: Um, but my I I but I'm a uh Hendrix Martini with a twist girl.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_02: I love that you're a twist.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, you taught me that.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_02: But I'm Olive, but I I taught you Hendrix Martini.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_02: But it's cute that you're twists, I'm Olive.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_02: Where'd I got the twist from?
1:31:27
SPEAKER_02: Myself?
1:31:27
SPEAKER_02: You're steampunk.
1:31:28
SPEAKER_02: You love a twist in time.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_02: Don't you?
1:31:33
SPEAKER_03: I do.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_02: Uh don't you?
1:31:35
SPEAKER_02: No, you're Crust Punk.
1:31:36
SPEAKER_03: I I'm Steampunk.
1:31:38
SPEAKER_03: They thought I was Crust Punk, but we know I'm steampunk.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_02: But I was gagging.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_02: Because like Lily was like.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_02: You're crossed.
1:31:46
SPEAKER_02: One of my favorite episodes.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_02: Top three episodes.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is tough.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, not for me.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_02: Duty and Fran.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_02: Julio and Spike.
1:31:56
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
1:31:56
SPEAKER_02: Darone and Lily.
1:31:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_02: Tied.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_02: Tied tied tied tied.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_03: This might be up there.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_02: This one?
1:32:06
SPEAKER_02: Any final cunty thoughts?
1:32:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, no, no, cunty thoughts, other than we did a fucking ton of work and And it shows, honey.
1:32:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:32:18
SPEAKER_02: Mine is that I want to be so rich someday that I have a flower service.
1:32:24
SPEAKER_02: You have a flower service when I'm absolutely not.
1:32:30
SPEAKER_02: So rich that I have a flower service that comes in has a key.
1:32:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_02: And yeah.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be twice a month.
1:32:38
SPEAKER_02: That's cut.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_02: Twice a month.
1:32:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:32:41
SPEAKER_02: Greenery, sure.
1:32:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:32:43
SPEAKER_02: Do whatever is long lasting.
1:32:45
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
1:32:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm so rich.
1:32:46
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
1:32:47
SPEAKER_02: Do fucking do to orchids.
1:32:50
SPEAKER_02: Do orchids.
1:32:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm not afraid.
1:32:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
1:32:52
SPEAKER_02: Do orchids.
1:32:54
SPEAKER_02: Do fucking orchids.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:32:56
SPEAKER_02: Beats me.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:32:59
SPEAKER_02: Key.
1:33:00
SPEAKER_02: You get a key.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_02: Get one.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_02: And I'm not even mad if it has to be three times a month.
1:33:05
SPEAKER_03: Charge me.
1:33:06
SPEAKER_02: Charge me.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_02: It's it's seasonal.
1:33:08
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
1:33:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_02: That's isn't that cunt?
1:33:10
SPEAKER_02: That's cunt.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_02: I want a floral.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_02: I want a floral service so bad.
1:33:14
SPEAKER_02: I do so bad.
1:33:16
SPEAKER_02: Because I think it's like so important.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_02: If you have money, like let someone have a key to your house to just swap it out.
1:33:22
SPEAKER_02: The center, the foyer arrangement.
1:33:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:33:24
SPEAKER_03: The the little arrangement in your the way the richies throw it wrong the key around, they're like all should all be robbed more frequently.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_03: And yet they're not.
1:33:35
unknown: Yeah.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:33:36
SPEAKER_02: Two to three times a month.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_02: And again, not just greenery.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_02: Not florals.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_02: Full florals.
1:33:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:33:43
SPEAKER_02: Bring it on.
1:33:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_02: I can afford it.
1:33:45
SPEAKER_02: That's my final country thought.
1:33:47
SPEAKER_02: It's like I want to be that rich.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_02: I would love that for you.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm so soon to being that.
1:33:53
SPEAKER_02: It's like can't pay rent.
1:33:55
SPEAKER_02: Because I spent it on this on Amazon.
1:33:59
SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh, where does all my money go towards garbage, actually?
1:34:02
SPEAKER_02: Truly, true.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_02: It adds up the garbage.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this will get used to it.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_03: It's actually randomly a kind of a nice piece, yeah.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_02: It's it's encrusted.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_02: Encrushed?
1:34:11
SPEAKER_02: Honey, it's encrusted.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_03: It's that's an uncrustable.
1:34:15
SPEAKER_02: Those are so good.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_02: Uncrustable's cunt.
1:34:18
SPEAKER_02: If you say punt, you haven't had one in 13 years.
1:34:20
SPEAKER_03: I haven't had one in 13 years.
1:34:21
SPEAKER_03: So I can I'm not I'm abstaining.
1:34:23
SPEAKER_02: Do you remember the 13th year?
1:34:25
SPEAKER_02: Uh was that a book?
1:34:28
SPEAKER_02: A movie.
1:34:29
SPEAKER_02: Come on.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_02: Disney?
1:34:31
SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't have Disney Channel.
1:34:33
SPEAKER_03: I didn't have cable.
1:34:34
SPEAKER_02: The 13th year was like a coming-of-age story where a guy becomes a merman.
1:34:39
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
1:34:40
SPEAKER_02: Not the one where he becomes a leprechaun?
1:34:42
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_03: That was Luck the Irish.
1:34:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:34:44
SPEAKER_02: Sounds like you had cable.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my Grammy did.
1:34:47
SPEAKER_02: Sounds like you were bootlegging cable.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_02: Got this.
1:34:52
SPEAKER_02: Uh 13th year, yeah.
1:34:54
SPEAKER_02: Male guy goes through puberty and becomes a merman.
1:34:57
SPEAKER_02: That's representation.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_02: That's the screen perversion.
1:35:01
SPEAKER_02: I scream representation.
1:35:02
SPEAKER_02: That's he's like, what the fuck?
1:35:08
SPEAKER_02: He's like, everyone is just yeah, it's like everyone's going through Adolescent like pube.
1:35:13
SPEAKER_02: He's like, why do I have to scratch scales on my arm?
1:35:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's perverted.
1:35:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was like, oh god.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_02: And it was all about his mom finding his mermaid mom in the water.
1:35:25
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_02: And it was very like underwater cam shots of like a female actress in the ocean.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_02: It was very real.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't that glam.
1:35:36
SPEAKER_02: It was very like, this is what you want to be.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_02: She can't talk.
1:35:40
SPEAKER_02: It's not, it's very like, she's she's limited.
1:35:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_02: Here.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_02: But whatever.
1:35:48
SPEAKER_02: He chose it.
1:35:49
SPEAKER_02: He chose to be merman in the end.
1:35:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he did.
1:35:53
SPEAKER_02: He couldn't, it chose him.
1:35:56
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:35:56
SPEAKER_02: And then he swam to his mommy and they cuddled in silence.
1:36:02
SPEAKER_02: That's the movie?
1:36:03
SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
1:36:04
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
1:36:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:36:05
SPEAKER_02: Watch the 13th year, everyone.
1:36:07
SPEAKER_02: Scratch his scales.
1:36:08
SPEAKER_02: He's on the swim team too, and all of a sudden he's like going way too much.
1:36:11
SPEAKER_02: Of course, of course.
1:36:12
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck, man?
1:36:13
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, I don't know.
1:36:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I'm just a mermaid.
1:36:21
SPEAKER_02: He's like, I don't know, but on that note, see you next week for the season finale of the big hunting couch.
1:36:48
SPEAKER_03: Is this like a bicycle with your sister on the couch?
1:36:51
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
1:36:51
SPEAKER_02: I grew up.
1:36:52
SPEAKER_02: Bye, bye.