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WKND Rewind: Ya'll need the Ghostbusters · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Broadcasting live across the world right now.
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  Speaker 2: This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.
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  Speaker 3: Rank.com dropped the scariest Halloween movies this year so far.
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  Speaker 3: So far. Back Rooms is number 14. My son just
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  Speaker 3: told me yesterday he thought that movie was terrifying. A
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  Speaker 3: movie called Exit 8. Then Marama. Faces of Death was
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  Speaker 3: number 11. 28 Years Later, The Bone Temple was number 10.
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  Speaker 3: Leviticus is nine. They Will Kill You is eight.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't sound good. They Will Kill You.
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  Speaker 3: Apophiniacs was seven. Her Private Hell is number six. Resident
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  Speaker 3: Evil is number five. Touch Me is number four. Hocum,
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  Speaker 3: number three. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Missima is
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  Speaker 3: number two. And the number one I keep hearing over
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  Speaker 3: and over and over again is Obsession. It's the scariest
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  Speaker 3: movie of 2026.
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  Speaker 4: I liked it. Now you might watch it and be like,
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  Speaker 4: it's not that scary, but if you really truly do
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  Speaker 4: watch it, you will be screaming your face off. Peyton
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  Speaker 4: made me watch it and I'm still mad at her.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't find it that scary.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I just dated too many people like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know. Right now, like right around
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  Speaker 5: Halloween time, I'm always into watching the scary movies and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And the new Crystal Lake show came out and I
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  Speaker 5: was watching and it stars Linda Cardelli and she plays
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  Speaker 5: like Pam Voorhees, Jason's mom. And I'm watching it, and
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, there is not enough slashing in this slasher
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  Speaker 5: movie for me.
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  Speaker 2: You need to see more people die. I need more people.
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  Speaker 5: I need more blood splatter. I need more stuff. If
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  Speaker 5: I'm watching a scary movie.
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  Speaker 2: I want to watch a scary movie.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I had a couple people message me
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  Speaker 3: saying it was really good.
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty good so far, but it is a little
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  Speaker 5: slow moving for me. I'm about halfway into the third episode,
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  Speaker 5: and they're about 45 to 50 minutes long. And I just,
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  Speaker 5: it's like you, you side with Jason. You, you feel
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  Speaker 5: the empathy for them. He's bullied and Pam, you know,
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  Speaker 5: she's just a mother who just like wants her child
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  Speaker 5: and they're reopening Crystal Lake, but they haven't found Jason's
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  Speaker 5: body yet. And so she like is trying to go
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  Speaker 5: and get vengeance on everyone who did her kid wrong.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a prequel, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: So if I remember the movie and I only saw
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  Speaker 3: one time and it was the biggest mistake of my life, but,
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  Speaker 3: but You find out at the end of Friday the
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  Speaker 3: 13th that's the mom, the killer, and it's because Jason
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  Speaker 3: drowned or died or something like that, right? So this
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  Speaker 3: takes you up to that.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Or he's already drowned.
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  Speaker 5: It starts off with Jason's drowning.
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  Speaker 3: And then they go, and then they show you him
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  Speaker 3: getting bullied, and then, so then she starts, at some point,
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  Speaker 3: she starts killing people.
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  Speaker 5: And she's killed a couple people, but not enough.
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  Speaker 3: Has she killed Kevin Bacon yet?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, he was in that first one.
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  Speaker 3: Kevin Bacon was the first person killed in the first
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  Speaker 3: Rite of the Day movie. He wasn't even famous yet.
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  Speaker 3: I remember traumatically, he was in the bottom bunk. He's
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  Speaker 3: laying down in the bottom bunk, and the knife comes
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  Speaker 3: from underneath the bunk, and they hold his head down,
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  Speaker 3: and then the knife goes.
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  Speaker 5: Through his throat. Yeah, they're pretty gruesome murders, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: You're rooting for Linda Cardinelli to just kill more people?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because, yeah. Well, it's like you feel really bad
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  Speaker 5: for him because he really is just a sweet kid
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  Speaker 5: who just is different.
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  Speaker 3: That's so sad.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, dummy. If you get free roses, it's a trap.
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
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  Speaker 1: and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for War of the Roses. John Jay and Rich,
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  Speaker 3: you think someone's cheating on you, so you come to us.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Adrienne. Good morning. What's your story?
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  Speaker 8: Well, so I had to go out.
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  Speaker 9: Of town last minute for work this past weekend. And
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  Speaker 9: before I left, I told my husband... I gave him
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  Speaker 9: like a list of very specific things to do.
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  Speaker 10: One that I really wanted.
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  Speaker 9: Was watering my plants. I have some really expensive.
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  Speaker 10: Plants I've had for years.
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  Speaker 8: And when I got home last Sunday, they were all dead.
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  Speaker 8: It shows that he clearly didn't even touch them.
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  Speaker 9: And when I asked him about it, he said he forgot.
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  Speaker 9: So I went and I checked our ring cameras.
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  Speaker 11: And conveniently, they like died Friday afternoon right after I left.
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  Speaker 3: He forgot to water those, too.
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  Speaker 5: He took out the batteries up to something real shady.
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  Speaker 5: How convenient.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 10: And.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, the cameras died. I thought you were saying the
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  Speaker 4: plants died.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. The plants died.
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  Speaker 8: The cameras died.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean, like, on Friday afternoon, you can see
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  Speaker 4: them just overwilt. And then Friday afternoon, they're all gone.
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  Speaker 4: Now I get it. Yeah, he unplugged the batteries.
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  Speaker 9: So I couldn't look at anything this weekend. And there
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  Speaker 9: is a woman... named Michelle.
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  Speaker 10: That he used to work with, who I've always sort
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  Speaker 10: of been suspicious of.
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  Speaker 9: And a few months ago, she FaceTimed him at midnight,
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  Speaker 9: which she claimed was.
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  Speaker 10: An accident, but I just think that was inappropriate.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know how you FaceTime someone by accident at midnight. Anyway,
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  Speaker 9: she's also recently single, and they used to text constantly
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  Speaker 9: until I said something about it, and I genuinely think
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  Speaker 9: he spent the entire weekend at her house, and That's
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  Speaker 9: why he didn't take.
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  Speaker 10: Care of the plants.
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  Speaker 4: Or she was at your house all weekend. That's why
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  Speaker 4: the cameras were unplugged.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God, that makes it worse.
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  Speaker 6: Ew.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 5: Was there anything that you noticed around the house? Something maybe...
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  Speaker 5: Dead plants! Misplaced other than your dead plants?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 12: Like, did you.
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  Speaker 5: Unplugged cameras!
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  Speaker 4: See some, like.
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  Speaker 3: What about something else?
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  Speaker 15: Glitter?
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  Speaker 4: What about not even single Michelle?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm thinking of, like, another woman being in your home.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking about a random stray hair.
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  Speaker 16: She might not have been there, but he may have
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  Speaker 16: unplugged the cameras because he didn't want to see that
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  Speaker 16: he wasn't there.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Who knows?
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  Speaker 4: You know what's weird about this is there's almost nothing...
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  Speaker 4: he could excuse himself from that doesn't make him sound
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  Speaker 4: guilty to me at this point. He sounds totally guilty.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we got to find out what his explanation is
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  Speaker 5: and who he sends these roses to.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we'll get him on the phone and find out.
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  Speaker 3: But real quick, I am a little naive in this
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  Speaker 3: part of the world, Adrienne. If you don't water plants
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  Speaker 3: over two days, they die. I don't know. I know
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  Speaker 3: Kyle kills every plant she comes in contact with. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: don't ask me, plant care. I don't know how to worry,
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  Speaker 3: because I don't think I've ever watered plants.
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  Speaker 15: It's not that they die.
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  Speaker 3: Well, one of them's an orchid.
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  Speaker 12: Oh.
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  Speaker 9: They're very hard to keep alive.
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  Speaker 10: And you can.
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  Speaker 9: Just tell, like, they've been thirsty.
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  Speaker 15: One of them didn't die.
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  Speaker 3: Like Michelle. She's thirsty.
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  Speaker 6: She probably is.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 15: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: What do you call it? Infidelity humor. All right. We're
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  Speaker 3: going to get your husband online. What is his name, Adrienne?
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  Speaker 12: Jacob.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 15: Hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to get Jacob on the phone. We're going
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  Speaker 3: to see who he sends the flowers to. Colin, are
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  Speaker 3: you ready to do this?
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  Speaker 17: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Let's bust this guy.
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  Speaker 18: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go. War of the Roses continues next with John
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  Speaker 3: Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 3: You got Adrienne here who goes out of town for
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  Speaker 3: a weekend. All she asked her husband Jacob to do...
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  Speaker 3: water the plants guess what he didn't water the plants
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  Speaker 3: when she got home they were dying they were dead
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  Speaker 3: and she was pretty pissed because she's had them for
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  Speaker 3: a long time so she goes and checks the cameras
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  Speaker 3: batteries taken out of the cameras she's putting two and
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  Speaker 3: two together she realizes also that an old co-worker of
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  Speaker 3: his or a co-worker of his facetimed him at midnight
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  Speaker 3: a few weeks ago she said they said it was
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  Speaker 3: a mistake she's pretty confident something's going on so she
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  Speaker 3: wants us to find out if he's cheating so Adrian
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  Speaker 3: that's a quick setup did I leave anything out is
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  Speaker 3: that good are you ready to go Yes. Kyle, are
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  Speaker 3: you ready?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 19: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hi there. Is Jacob available?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, is he?
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  Speaker 4: Perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Jacob.
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  Speaker 16: So my name is Sienna. I'm with a new company.
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  Speaker 16: We're called J & R Flowers. I'm really just trying
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  Speaker 16: to get the word out. So we started this social
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  Speaker 16: media campaign that you've actually been chosen for.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 16: What this means for you, Jacob, is you get to
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  Speaker 16: send our most romantic bouquet of roses. We call it
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  Speaker 16: our pure passion bouquet. Dozen red roses, beautiful vase, very
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  Speaker 16: like woo worthy. I mean, it's stunning. Totally free. You
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  Speaker 16: do this totally free. You send it to someone special
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  Speaker 16: in your life. And, you know, what we're kind of
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  Speaker 16: hoping in return is that you, you know, either repost
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  Speaker 16: something on our Instagram or just post about J &
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  Speaker 16: R Flowers so, like, all of your friends know that we're, like,
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  Speaker 16: a great brand to choose.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 20: I'm not going to get, like, a bunch of email.
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  Speaker 20: spam from this, am I?
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  Speaker 16: No, I mean, I don't even need your email address.
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  Speaker 16: I don't need your address. I don't need a credit
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  Speaker 16: card or any information like that. The one, the really
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  Speaker 16: only thing that I will need from you, and it's
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  Speaker 16: a really cool thing that we're doing, when whoever you
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  Speaker 16: choose to receive this beautiful gift, when they get it,
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  Speaker 16: we send it with a, like a voice note. It's
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  Speaker 16: like a voice memo. And that's your chance to really
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  Speaker 16: kind of just say whatever you want them to hear
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  Speaker 16: when they receive this gift. And that's really the only
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  Speaker 16: thing that I need from you. I, we can get
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  Speaker 16: that going whenever you're ready.
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  Speaker 5: If you're down.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 14: Perfect.
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  Speaker 21: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So, all right.
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  Speaker 16: So you're just going to hear a little beep and
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  Speaker 16: that's when you can start. That's when I'm recording right
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  Speaker 16: about now.
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  Speaker 4: At the tone, please record your message.
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  Speaker 20: I know this weekend was a lot, but I'm glad
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  Speaker 20: we finally got to spend some real time together. I
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  Speaker 20: promise things are going to change soon.
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  Speaker 3: I love you.
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  Speaker 16: Okay, that's a great message. So we'll talk address in
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  Speaker 16: just a second, but just give me a name that
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  Speaker 16: I can address this to.
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  Speaker 20: Can you send it to Michelle?
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  Speaker 9: Things are going to change soon? What the does that mean, Jacob?
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  Speaker 9: I would think very hard before you choose to speak.
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 22: Hello?
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 7: Adrienne?
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  Speaker 21: What's going on?
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  Speaker 9: What's changing? Why are you sending Michelle flowers?
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  Speaker 23: Wait, no, no, what is this? Some kind of setup?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: I knew something happened. What's changing? Did you have her
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  Speaker 9: in my house, Jacob?
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  Speaker 20: Adrian, please, can we just talk about this when I
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  Speaker 20: get home?
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  Speaker 24: No, you're going to.
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  Speaker 9: Talk to me about it right now.
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  Speaker 18: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 9: Things are going to change?
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  Speaker 20: No, just give me, can we just talk about this
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  Speaker 20: another time?
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  Speaker 3: It's fine.
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  Speaker 9: What do you mean things are going to change?
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  Speaker 22: It means I'm leaving, okay?
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  Speaker 4: It means I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 20: Michelle and I have been looking at apartments.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh.
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  Speaker 15: Ooh.
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  Speaker 20: We actually found one this weekend, and I was going
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  Speaker 20: to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know how.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, my God. I'm going to throw up. You went
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  Speaker 9: apartment hunting with another woman while I was out of town?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I haven't been happy for a very long time, Adrienne.
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  Speaker 20: And I know that's hard to hear, but they're trying
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  Speaker 20: to figure out how to get out of this marriage
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  Speaker 20: for months.
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  Speaker 9: So you've just been coming home and sleeping next to me,
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  Speaker 9: acting like everything is normal?
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  Speaker 3: Because every time I tried to bring up how unhappy
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  Speaker 3: I was, you acted like everything was fine.
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  Speaker 20: I need to actually have.
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  Speaker 23: A conversation about this.
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  Speaker 20: And Michelle actually listens to me. I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 20: myself when I'm with her.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 9: And I was here upset because you killed my plants
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  Speaker 9: and you're literally planning a whole new life behind my back.
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  Speaker 18: Well, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: For years.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, okay?
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  Speaker 20: I don't want to be married to you anymore.
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  Speaker 10: You're such a coward.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to be married.
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  Speaker 10: I haven't for a long time.
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  Speaker 20: And we can talk about this when I get home.
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  Speaker 9: You're not going to want to be married to anybody.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Adrian.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's hard to last.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, Adrian. We'll talk to you real quick, see
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  Speaker 3: if we can get you some counseling real quick. Hold
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  Speaker 3: on a second. That's War of the Roses. You're John
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  Speaker 3: Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 2: Your scanner stopped. It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: All right, you guys. She's been on our show before.
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  Speaker 3: She was amazing. We have Wendy the Witch on the line.
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  Speaker 3: I was in love with you. And then the witch doctor,
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  Speaker 3: he told me what to do. He said that... I
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  Speaker 3: put a spell on you. I put a spell on you.
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  Speaker 2: Must be the.
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  Speaker 8: Season of the witch.
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  Speaker 25: Must be the season of the witch.
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  Speaker 12: Must be the season of the witch.
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  Speaker 8: They're burning all the.
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  Speaker 5: Witches even if you aren't one.
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  Speaker 24: So light me up.
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  Speaker 19: Light me up.
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  Speaker 8: Light me up. Light me up.
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  Speaker 19: Light me up.
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  Speaker 18: Light me up.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning wendy the witch how are you.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning i'm doing great thank.
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  Speaker 3: You uh we have a lot of stuff to get
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  Speaker 3: to with you we want to get into what happened
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  Speaker 3: with kyle but this started that we wanted to get
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  Speaker 3: you on because i think it was of javier right
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  Speaker 3: was javier the one that had he lived in a
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  Speaker 3: house well he could tell the story let's see uh
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  Speaker 3: javier good morning Good morning.
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  Speaker 26: How are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: Good. Hey, can you say hi to Wendy the Witch
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  Speaker 3: and tell her your situation, please? But a quick version.
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  Speaker 3: We don't have all day to listen to you. It
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  Speaker 3: was a long story. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 26: Morning, Wendy the Witch. So basically, since I was a kid,
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  Speaker 26: almost every single house I've moved to, like from city
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  Speaker 26: to city, I've had this weird feeling when I'm going
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  Speaker 26: to bed. And then I'll wake up in the morning
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  Speaker 26: and there's like this huge crack in the window. And
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  Speaker 26: like I said, it's been happening since I was a kid.
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  Speaker 26: Went from Tempe, Gilbert, Chandler, back to Tempe. Now I
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  Speaker 26: have my house. So far, so good. But I'm pretty
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  Speaker 26: sure talking about it is probably going to make it
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  Speaker 26: come out.
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  Speaker 13: So a little worried.
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  Speaker 4: You feel a presence like in the room or outside
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  Speaker 4: of the room trying to get in. And then you
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  Speaker 4: wake up and you see a window cracked.
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  Speaker 26: It's just a weird presence when I'm laying in bed
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  Speaker 26: about to go to sleep. And it's never necessarily been
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  Speaker 26: next to the window. Like my bed's never been next
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  Speaker 26: to the window, but I can just kind of feel it.
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  Speaker 26: And then, you know, the next morning, like, oh, there's
• 13:46
  Speaker 26: a giant crack in the window.
• 13:47
  Speaker 17: Cool.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: All right, Wendy, your vibes?
• 13:49
  Speaker 8: So what is breaking? Is it mirrors or windows?
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: Windows.
• 13:53
  Speaker 24: Windows.
• 13:54
  Speaker 9: Interesting.
• 13:54
  Speaker 8: So one of the things that I am feeling for
• 13:58
  Speaker 8: you is that you probably are carrying something since you
• 14:04
  Speaker 8: were a child. And I've been around before, so please
• 14:07
  Speaker 8: sit with this one. But I would recommend that you
• 14:09
  Speaker 8: do a spiritual cleansing on yourself because if it's following
• 14:12
  Speaker 8: you from one place to another, it's going to continue
• 14:16
  Speaker 8: to follow you until you release it. I will recommend
• 14:20
  Speaker 8: you that you also just allow yourself to release whatever
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: it is that you are attached to. It doesn't necessarily
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: mean that it's something bad, but it is connected to
• 14:30
  Speaker 8: you somehow. So I will actually think it may be
• 14:33
  Speaker 8: from your family line. So it will not surprise me
• 14:37
  Speaker 8: if somebody from your ancestry was also feeling something similar.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, interesting. Very interesting.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: So it's like a family curse.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Well, hopefully he didn't re-wake it by bringing it up.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would not be fun.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Let us know if it happens again.
• 14:51
  Speaker 16: Yeah, windows can be expensive.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: And if it does happen, that's how you know you
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: need that cleaning.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Javier, thanks for calling. We have Raymond on the line.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Did Raymond send us a picture also? He did? Okay,
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: good morning, Raymond.
• 15:04
  Speaker 18: Good morning.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: What did you send us? What's your ghost story?
• 15:08
  Speaker 23: So about five, six years ago or so, my wife
• 15:11
  Speaker 23: had We had bought an address for my son off
• 15:14
  Speaker 23: Facebook Marketplace. So, you know, she sent it, painted it, whatnot.
• 15:17
  Speaker 13: So she was proud of it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 9: She took a picture of it.
• 15:19
  Speaker 23: A couple years later, my little daughter was messing with
• 15:23
  Speaker 23: her phone and found a picture and was, Mommy, who's
• 15:25
  Speaker 23: this little boy in the window? And you enlarge it,
• 15:28
  Speaker 23: and you see this little boy's face in the window.
• 15:31
  Speaker 23: There was nobody in that room at that time, and
• 15:34
  Speaker 23: we have no idea who this.
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: Little boy is.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Where's that picture? Is it on our Facebook? Where is it?
• 15:40
  Speaker 23: Yeah, I posted it on the Facebook page the other day.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm looking at it. If you go to John D.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Rich on Facebook, I'm looking for it. Do we send
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: it to Wendy? Does Wendy see it? Wendy, do you
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: see it?
• 15:49
  Speaker 17: I just received it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I can see. I can definitely see a face here.
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: Is this your house?
• 15:55
  Speaker 23: Yes, that is in our basement.
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: Okay, have you seen it again or was it just
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: one time?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell no.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Hell no.
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: I'm afraid to look.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I want to see. Where is it?
• 16:05
  Speaker 12: Hell no.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I don't want to look.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I don't want to get none on me.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know what he's going to be like, Raymond,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: get out of the house. Oh, hell no.
• 16:12
  Speaker 21: I mean, no.
• 16:13
  Speaker 16: That's for sure a little boy.
• 16:15
  Speaker 12: Look at this.
• 16:17
  Speaker 16: Oh, my.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: What do we have it posted?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: And there was nobody there. If you go to John J.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Rich Facebook, and it's Raymond's post.
• 16:25
  Speaker 12: Oh, my gosh. It was probably his dresser.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Hell no, dude. Okay, I'm sorry. Go ahead, Wendy. Your
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: thoughts on that?
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: No, I was just going to say, if you saw
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: it one time, I don't think that you need to
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: worry about it too much. If you see it several times,
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: then you have a problem. Sometimes, spirits are just passing by.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: They're just stopping in for a photo bomb.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a scary-looking spirit. This kid, I mean,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: this is.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: A hell of a.
• 16:49
  Speaker 16: A kid's like, why are you using my dresser?
• 16:51
  Speaker 23: Yeah, well, the year before we bought that house, the
• 16:55
  Speaker 23: previous owner did. unalive himself down there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: But that was like a baby.
• 17:01
  Speaker 23: From other people I've talked to with this paranormal.
• 17:06
  Speaker 23: Yeah, some other people I've talked to with the paranormal stuff,
• 17:09
  Speaker 23: they have mentioned maybe it was him as a younger child.
• 17:12
  Speaker 23: So we did do some research and found some pictures
• 17:15
  Speaker 23: of that gentleman when he was little and it does
• 17:17
  Speaker 23: have a very.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Dang, dude. Get rid of that dresser.
• 17:22
  Speaker 15: Oh, my gosh.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: That's why you got to buy stuff new whenever you can.
• 17:26
  Speaker 23: Yeah, that's what we do now. We don't buy nothing else.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I go to Ikea. All right.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Cleanse it before you bring it in.
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, I guess that's good, too. Cleanse it.
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: Okay, here's what we do.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: We're going to take a break. We got Wendy the
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Witch on with us. You can tell us how to
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: cleanse it. We can tell us. Let's talk about curses,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: and let's also find out what's going on with Kyle.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Some big stuff happened to Kyle.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you definitely picked up, don't say what, but
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: you picked up something in Kyle's bathroom, right?
• 17:52
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: All right, we're going to get all that and talk
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: to you next. 877-937-1047. We just want.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: To hear from you, and I don't think that's too
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: much to ask, and.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: It's really stressing me out that you're not calling.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: 877-937-1047.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: We have Wendy the Witch on the line. She's a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: fifth-generation witch.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: 877-937-1047.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: You can ask her anything. Um, I got a text
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: about the pic, the picture on Facebook. And this person says,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: you guys are lying. I'm on your Facebook. I don't
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: see pictures. There are, you, you scroll down and we
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: posted on October 19th. This is, you want to see,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: we want to see your scariest ghost pictures. And there
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: are some of the freakiest pictures on here that are
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: so disturbing. Anyway, that's our Facebook. And we're going to
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: post them on Instagram too. So you can see them
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: on Instagram. They're on Instagram now. Okay, good. So good.
• 18:41
  Speaker 15: Good.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Go to John Jane, rich, go to Instagram. Um, Wendy,
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: good morning.
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: For people that want to get a hold of you,
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: is there a website to reach out to you? Is
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: it wendythewitch.com?
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: No, but maybe I should buy that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: Bruja.us. B-R-U-J-A.us.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Okay. Let's get into Kyle's situation. Kyle, what was your situation?
• 19:03
  Speaker 16: So it was my son basically was freaked out to
• 19:07
  Speaker 16: sleep in his own room. And so one night I
• 19:10
  Speaker 16: actually was like, well, let's see what's so scary. And
• 19:12
  Speaker 16: I went in and I had an experience with what
• 19:14
  Speaker 16: I can only say was definitely a demon. And it
• 19:18
  Speaker 16: was like coming out of his bathroom. It was pretty terrifying, actually.
• 19:22
  Speaker 16: And so I was like, you don't have to sleep
• 19:23
  Speaker 16: in your room anymore.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: And he hasn't since then.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: No, he has not.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: And so we sent a picture of Kyle's bathroom to Wendy.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: So I do see something in this bathroom. I see
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: a very angry but also very sad male spirit. And
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: it doesn't feel like a spirit that was in the house.
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: It feels like a spirit that you guys picked from somewhere.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: How do you do that?
• 19:49
  Speaker 16: And why would he be in my son's bathroom?
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: I don't necessarily think that it's because it's your son's bathroom.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: It's because that space, that bathroom, feels like it's a
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: very stagnant space. Is there any windows in it?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so energy accumulates in the areas where there's no circulation.
• 20:08
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: So my recommendation will be that you either bring some light,
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: I will burn some tobacco and some garlic in that space,
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: and I will ask that spirit to just get the
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: F out of your house.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Did you say, you said something to me in the
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: text when I sent you the picture that the ghost
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: wants their life. What does that mean?
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: So sometimes spirits are there because they're angry and sometimes
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: spirits are there because they lodge or they want the
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: life of the people living in spaces. So this feels
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: like it's somebody that wants to have your life in
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: a way. I am not necessarily saying that it's going
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: to take over your life, but some of the spirits,
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: they didn't live the life that they wanted. And when
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: they see a life they want, they can stay there
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: until you release them. That's how it feels to me
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: when I'm sitting in the picture.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: I might do that when I die. I might want
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: to stake out in someone's nice life.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Kyle, how old is Easton?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: He's nine.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: He's nine. Is it better for Kyle to say, hey, ghost,
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: get the F out of my house, or should she
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: have her nine-year-old say it?
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: I think that her, as a mother, she'll bring all
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: the mama bear energy.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, Easton.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: No, I'm like making a family affair. Have everyone do it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: To have Kyle be like, okay, Easton, here's what I
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: need you to say. This is the one time you
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: have the right to say this as loud as you
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: can and point.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: And more importantly, how does Kyle and her family keep
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: from anything attaching themselves to them when they're out and about?
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: So do you remember when did you get this? Is
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: it related to a hospital or cemetery or church? Because
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: usually those are the places that there's a lot of
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: attachments with.
• 21:47
  Speaker 16: I don't know because I'm not really sure like exactly.
• 21:50
  Speaker 16: I don't think I can pinpoint exactly when he started
• 21:53
  Speaker 16: getting like the nightmares. He's never really enjoyed sleeping in
• 21:56
  Speaker 16: his room.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: You know, can I bring up something else that you
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: brought up in the past? Why don't you tell her
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: about what your daughter said when you passed the cemetery?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
• 22:03
  Speaker 16: But that was a lot.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: That was a lot.
• 22:04
  Speaker 16: So my daughter was, I think, like, I think she
• 22:08
  Speaker 16: was four or five years old.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Were you in that house?
• 22:10
  Speaker 16: No, we were in a different house and we were
• 22:11
  Speaker 16: driving past a cemetery. She goes, look, mommy, that's where
• 22:14
  Speaker 16: you die. And I was like, oh, yeah, no, that
• 22:17
  Speaker 16: is where people go when they pass away. And she's like, no,
• 22:20
  Speaker 16: that's where you die.
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: I was like, okay.
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: Okay. Hey, kids are very, very sensitive when they see
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: things that we forgot to see. But I will recommend
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: that you do a closing in your house. But more
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: than anything, it feels like it's.
• 22:33
  Speaker 22: A situation of empowerment and sovereignty.
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: You have to go with that energy of you guys
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: are not allowed here. Thank you for coming and visiting,
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: but this is not the space. off, but I feel
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: like that's... You have to be aggressive, Kyle. Yeah, be aggressive.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: And I'm going to say something. I don't know if
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: it fits or not.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: I've never met you.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: But usually these kind of encounters are a lesson for
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: us to tap into that energy. So it may be
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: that in your life, you may also be needing to
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: say this to people or to circumstances. So that this
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: is kind of like giving you the lesson. This is
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: the kind of energy that you need to have so
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: that you push away from your life the things that
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: you don't want.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Are you saying like a spiritual boundary? Kind of thing?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: What are you saying?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Real people.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, yeah, it's like translating to
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: real life.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: It is translating to the real life. That's what I feel.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: I've been wrong before, but that's what I feel when
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: I see the picture. It's one of those circumstances that
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: something in life is translating to your physical space. And
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: the thing is, that usually shows through our kids because
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: our kids are very sensitive and they haven't shut down
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: their spiritual senses yet. But you do have the opportunity
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: to remind your son that also he's allowed to tell
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: them to go. And I will just do something symbolic
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: in his room, like some sort of cleansing so that
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: he feels like you guys are taking action. But I
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: feel more like you are the one that has to
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: step into that energy of the warrior and be like, nope,
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: not anymore. It is here.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Not in my house. Does Easton like think that there's
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: a spirit in there? Or does he not know?
• 24:04
  Speaker 16: He used to call it a Bubba Bear.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Well, that sounds friendly.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: That sounds like a good ghost. I saw Bubba Bear
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: in my bathroom again.
• 24:10
  Speaker 16: No, because he called it that because it was like
• 24:14
  Speaker 16: this character we saw on TV one time and it
• 24:16
  Speaker 16: was like a dark figure.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Makes sense.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: There is a ghost in Easton's bathroom. An evil spirit.
• 24:24
  Speaker 16: Angry and sad, apparently.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: And watch your life.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: He's very constipated. Very constipated. Okay, Wendy. Wendy the Witch. Again,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: what is the website? Bruja.us. Bruja.us, right?
• 24:36
  Speaker 19: Right.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Okay. Thank you for jumping on our show. You were awesome.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Really appreciate it.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
• 24:42
  Speaker 16: It was a lot of fun.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Wendy.
• 24:44
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• 24:47
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• 24:51
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: We're going to get into who has had a job
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: for the least amount of time. 877-937- 104.7. We got
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: tickets to Wicked Well. We got tickets to Public Enemy
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: for you. Who's had a job that's short amount of time?
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: And I say that because I saw on the news
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: like last week that the White House hired a new
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: press secretary. And then I saw that she's gone already.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Five days.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Five days. And I so don't understand and don't need
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: to get into it. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Not for us.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I'm just so curious, too. It's five days.
• 25:22
  Speaker 18: Wow.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Five days. And I mean, it's not like she had
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: a job at Wendy's. It's a big one.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: And I assume she relocated her family to do that.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I had a friend of mine, he took a job
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: in radio at a Dallas radio station. He loaded up
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: his U-Haul, loaded with everything, moved into an apartment, and
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: then got fired a week later.
• 25:42
  Speaker 12: Oh, my gosh.
• 25:43
  Speaker 16: That would be rough.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: He jokes and says he took a vacation with furniture.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, my goodness. I feel like a lot of professional
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: athletes run into situations like that where they get signed
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: to a team and then maybe get dropped or whatever
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: a week or so later, and they pack up their wife,
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: their kids, everyone. I'm like, that sucks.
• 26:01
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it does.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Christopher, good morning.
• 26:04
  Speaker 27: Morning.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Did you have a job for a short amount of time?
• 26:07
  Speaker 13: I did. I worked at a jack-in-the-box for like maybe
• 26:11
  Speaker 13: 20 minutes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 16: That's really short. What happened?
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Maybe 20 minutes.
• 26:17
  Speaker 13: Well, I went in and they said, okay, you're going
• 26:21
  Speaker 13: to clean the grease traps. And I was like, okay.
• 26:24
  Speaker 13: And then they gave me like one of those little porters.
• 26:27
  Speaker 13: And they said, go out and sweep the parking lot,
• 26:30
  Speaker 13: and I was just like, yeah, that's not going to happen.
• 26:34
  Speaker 13: So I just went out, left the porter in the
• 26:37
  Speaker 13: parking lot, and just kept walking.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: All right, so that was 20 minutes.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm wondering, what do you do now? What's your
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: gig now?
• 26:47
  Speaker 13: I was working with the Arizona Office of Tourism.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: What's going on there? What's going on with tourism in Arizona?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Where do you tell people to go? Grand Canyon? Grand Canyon?
• 26:58
  Speaker 13: Grand Canyon, Antelope Canyon, Tombstone.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: All the canyons.
• 27:03
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Tombstone, Antelope Canyon. I don't think I've been there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 13: Surprisingly, what I have to tell people, and this is
• 27:08
  Speaker 13: really weird, is if they go to the reservation, not
• 27:12
  Speaker 13: to walk into people's houses without asking or being invited in.
• 27:16
  Speaker 15: Hmm.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: I think that would be like the obvious thing to do.
• 27:19
  Speaker 16: Is that like a common mistake people are making?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: What's going on there?
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Why are people walking into houses uninvited?
• 27:25
  Speaker 13: I don't know. You know, the doors are open and
• 27:26
  Speaker 13: they just kind of, oh, I'm going in, I'm taking pictures.
• 27:29
  Speaker 26: What?
• 27:31
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Interesting. That's bizarre.
• 27:34
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Melissa, we're looking to see who's had the shortest job ever.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: And 877-937-1047, what was yours?
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: I worked at McDonald's for three days. It won't be
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: 20 minutes, but three days.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: I went on vacation with my parents at the time
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: and I stepped on a nail and I came back
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: and I couldn't walk.
• 27:51
  Speaker 13: So that was my excuse.
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: So I kind of quit.
• 27:54
  Speaker 21: But I was on the payroll for a month.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: You mean like you kept getting paid?
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: No, well.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: So you were on the payroll and you just didn't
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: clock in. So you didn't get paid.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Exactly, yes.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, gotcha.
• 28:05
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you, Melissa.
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: 20 minutes is our record, though, so far. That's pretty strong.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: It's impressive.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. 877-9... Oh, Dylan. Yes, Dylan.
• 28:16
  Speaker 28: I worked at... Rails is not my first retail escapade, actually.
• 28:19
  Speaker 28: I worked at Anthropologie for one shift. Fun fact.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: When was that?
• 28:23
  Speaker 28: So it was senior year of college. My friend got
• 28:27
  Speaker 28: me the job, and I didn't realize it was seasonal.
• 28:29
  Speaker 28: So I went in for one shift, and then they
• 28:30
  Speaker 28: were like, can you work on Christmas Day? And I
• 28:32
  Speaker 28: was like, wait, no, I can't. And they were like, okay, well,
• 28:34
  Speaker 28: we don't need you anymore.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Got fired on the first day.
• 28:38
  Speaker 28: I did, but it was fun. It was a fun
• 28:41
  Speaker 28: one day.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised they are open on Christmas Day.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: I know, the mall?
• 28:45
  Speaker 28: They want to get, you know, all the dollars they can,
• 28:48
  Speaker 28: I guess.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: All the returns, maybe.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Well, no, you think about the people that don't celebrate Christmas.
• 28:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: They want to shop, too.
• 28:53
  Speaker 16: Or the people that get gift cards in the morning
• 28:55
  Speaker 16: and then want to go out and buy them.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Dylan, you want to go see Public Enemy? Oh, my God,
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I would love to. That's a pretty good one right there.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Good call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charles, you have a short job?
• 29:06
  Speaker 21: I think I have the shortest job time ever.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 29:09
  Speaker 21: I actually did security, and so I drove all the
• 29:13
  Speaker 21: way to a site, which my site supervisor then told me,
• 29:18
  Speaker 21: You are 40 miles from anything, and all I had
• 29:21
  Speaker 21: to do was guard an open electric box. And as
• 29:25
  Speaker 21: soon as he told me, I was there for like
• 29:26
  Speaker 21: two minutes, and then I went home because I was
• 29:28
  Speaker 21: not doing that.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: You didn't want to guard an electric box?
• 29:32
  Speaker 21: No, in the middle of the night, absolutely not. There
• 29:34
  Speaker 21: were no lights around me. There was nothing for 40 miles,
• 29:37
  Speaker 21: and I was not going to sit there by myself.
• 29:40
  Speaker 21: for 12 hours.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it does sound like a pretty easy gig.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: How many people are going to attack an electric box
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: in the middle of nowhere?
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Or going to attack the guard and axe murderer who's
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: just waiting for his next victim?
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Maybe there's people that want that box.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: I'm with you.
• 29:53
  Speaker 21: There were coyotes and scorpions and rattlesnakes and people were
• 29:58
  Speaker 21: known for Getting dragged off by coyotes.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm with you, Charles.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: People were dragged off by coyotes.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: People.
• 30:07
  Speaker 16: Okay, well, I guess I'd probably only want to be
• 30:10
  Speaker 16: there for two minutes or two.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not judging you. I think that's fine. Two minutes.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be in the dark.
• 30:14
  Speaker 13: No.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I'm with you, brother. Hold on. Courtney. Courtney, good morning.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: How long did you have a job for?
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: I worked at EG's in Tucson up on Oracle.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 20: First day, this was back when, you know, they didn't
• 30:26
  Speaker 20: have the prepackaged ranch.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: So it's my first day going in, and they made
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: me put ranch in the little containers for four whole hours.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I am not doing this again.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Right off McGee, Oracle of McGee. That's where the Gee-Gees is, right?
• 30:40
  Speaker 13: Yes, yes.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: I know it very well.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Haven, good morning.
• 30:44
  Speaker 24: So I think I have the shortest job ever. Like
• 30:47
  Speaker 24: a couple of years ago, Amazon was doing like a
• 30:50
  Speaker 24: promotion for like a bonus. So if you worked there
• 30:54
  Speaker 24: for three months, you got like $ 1, 000 or something like that. Well,
• 30:57
  Speaker 24: I signed up and I went to like the orientation
• 31:00
  Speaker 24: and whatnot, but I never actually worked a shift and
• 31:03
  Speaker 24: still ended up getting like $ 600 from the first portion
• 31:06
  Speaker 24: of the bonus.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: So just the orientation. That's all you attended.
• 31:10
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: You don't have to work at all. That is the
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: shortest job.
• 31:14
  Speaker 24: I don't know how, but they did.
• 31:16
  Speaker 16: Doesn't really sound like a good business model for them.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: All right. Thanks, Haven. Thanks for calling in. Hey, Bree.
• 31:22
  Speaker 29: I worked at Great Clips for four days. I just
• 31:26
  Speaker 29: graduated cosmetology school, and they just basically were like, all right,
• 31:29
  Speaker 29: go cut hair. And I didn't really know how to
• 31:32
  Speaker 29: cut hair that well because.
• 31:33
  Speaker 14: I was practicing on mannequins. And so I just kept
• 31:36
  Speaker 14: ruining people's hair. And they're like, it's fine. You just
• 31:38
  Speaker 14: learn while practicing. And it freaked me out, and so
• 31:43
  Speaker 14: I never went back.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Do you cut hair now?
• 31:47
  Speaker 14: No, I actually work in the ER now.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: What?
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: What a shift.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: You're working on the people who you cut?
• 31:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: What do you do in the ER room? Are you
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: a nurse? Doctor?
• 31:58
  Speaker 14: I'm a tech. So I do, like, I help with
• 32:02
  Speaker 14: the nurses and the doctors and stuff like that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Right on, Bree. Well, I'm glad you called in. Thanks
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: for listening.
• 32:06
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Hi, Erica.
• 32:10
  Speaker 28: Hi.
• 32:11
  Speaker 12: Hi.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Did you have a job for a short amount of time?
• 32:13
  Speaker 22: My worst and shortest job ever was at Select Carpet
• 32:17
  Speaker 22: and Air Deck Cleaning. And I had a highlighter and
• 32:22
  Speaker 22: a white pages directory. And they said, welcome to the job.
• 32:27
  Speaker 22: Go ahead and start with the letter F. And I
• 32:30
  Speaker 22: just had to call, like, hello, I'm there to a
• 32:32
  Speaker 22: Select Carpet and Air Deck Cleaning.
• 32:34
  Speaker 16: It was terrible.
• 32:35
  Speaker 22: And I just had to go one phone number at
• 32:38
  Speaker 22: a time, just use my highlighter and cross off who
• 32:40
  Speaker 22: I had already called.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Just called random people out of the book to ask
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: them to sign up with the deluxe carpeting?
• 32:47
  Speaker 26: Yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 22: I was like, would you like your carpet cleaned or
• 32:50
  Speaker 22: your air decks cleaned? The dude walked around with like
• 32:53
  Speaker 22: five and $ 10 bills.
• 32:54
  Speaker 24: In his back pocket.
• 32:55
  Speaker 22: And he like, make sure that they poked through so
• 32:58
  Speaker 22: that we could see them. And they're like, if you
• 33:00
  Speaker 22: get a booking, I'm going to instantly give you $ 5.
• 33:02
  Speaker 22: So you're not making $ 7 an hour. You're making 12.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Are they still around?
• 33:09
  Speaker 22: No, it was like this tiny little hole-in-the-wall place in
• 33:13
  Speaker 22: Mesa where I grew up.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: That's direct marketing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it's cold calling. There's a ton of those
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: sales gigs like that. Yeah, and they're brutal.
• 33:21
  Speaker 22: It was just a phone, a highlighter, a cubicle, and
• 33:25
  Speaker 22: the white pages.
• 33:26
  Speaker 18: That's it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Jessica, you started at F. That means other people had
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: got all the way through to F, calling every single
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: name in that book.
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
• 33:33
  Speaker 11: There were people making good money.
• 33:35
  Speaker 22: There were some big ballers that got 20.
• 33:37
  Speaker 12: Really?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: They had a high closing rate? That's pretty impressive.
• 33:41
  Speaker 22: It was awful.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Well, thanks, Erica.
• 33:44
  Speaker 22: It lasted five days.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Thanks for calling in five days. Thank you. I'm so
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: glad you're here.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: like to thank you for listening to John Jane Rich.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Every year for the many, many years, we've done the
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: John Jane Rich Chainsaw Show. Massacre, wake up, or we
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: sneak into someone's house with a chainsaw.
• 34:19
  Speaker 19: Somebody wants to talk to you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 18: Oh, my God.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: This is so awesome.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Fire alarms going off.
• 34:30
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 18: Oh, my God.
• 34:31
  Speaker 19: This is so awesome.
• 34:33
  Speaker 12: You look way.
• 34:34
  Speaker 22: Scarier than I thought.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Have a great Halloween.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: Happy Halloween, guys.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: We're doing something a little different this year because of
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: the hit movie Obsession.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: That's right, and nobody's scarier than Nikki. Scarier than a chainsaw.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: And the thing is that she would, like, what, get
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: up in this person? I never saw the movie.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Stare at her boyfriend when he was sleeping and wait
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: for him to wake up and be right on his
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: face and, you know, just say cringey things to him.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Scare him half to death.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Nikki? What are you doing?
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: Watching you sleep.
• 35:05
  Speaker 25: You're so cute when you sleep.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Can you come back to bed?
• 35:08
  Speaker 17: No.
• 35:10
  Speaker 12: No.
• 35:16
  Speaker 27: I feel like you don't love me as much as
• 35:19
  Speaker 27: I do. Like it's not mutual.
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: No, I do.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Just come back to bed. Please.
• 35:32
  Speaker 15: Please.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, so Brianna's online because she wants us to do
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: that to her boyfriend, but we're trying to do something.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Dylan is with Brianna right now, and Dylan is going
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: to be the person that does all the crazy stuff.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Brianna.
• 35:54
  Speaker 22: Good morning, you guys.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Tell us a little bit about the situation with your boyfriend,
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: and I know it's early, early, early morning. Right now
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: it's dark. He's sleeping, right?
• 36:02
  Speaker 24: Oh, my God.
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: I'm so excited. Yeah, my boyfriend is, like, literally impossible
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: to wake up. I can yell at him, shake him,
• 36:09
  Speaker 10: turn all the lights on and off. He does not
• 36:11
  Speaker 10: get out of bed. I don't get it. So I
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: wanted to prank him and recreate that scene, yeah, where Nicky, like,
• 36:18
  Speaker 10: gets right up in his face, like you were saying,
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: and keeps saying, like, wake up. He's literally going to
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: lose his mind. Yeah, he's dead asleep right now. He
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: has no idea what's going on.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: But he's seen Obsession. So was he freaked out by
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: that at all, like I was, where I didn't sleep
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: for three straight nights?
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: I don't think I've ever seen him so scared coming
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: out of a horror movie.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you guys. Yesterday, I was watching Dylan
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: practice her face. I'm telling you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: It's really good.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: If you don't know her and you wake up with
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: that face next to you. So, Dylan, are you ready
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: to walk in the house and go do it?
• 36:53
  Speaker 13: I'm here.
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: I'm just like Nikki.
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: I'm ready to scare.
• 36:56
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Now, listen. This is the first time you're doing something
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: like this for us. So, you need to be quiet.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Quiet and whisper and crawl in. You're going to like,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: so Brianna, you're going to walk her in and then
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: I just want you to walk us through it slowly. Okay.
• 37:11
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: We're going in.
• 37:12
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Come.
• 37:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: Follow me this way.
• 37:15
  Speaker 12: Come this way.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: We're going down this hallway.
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: He's completely asleep.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 37:25
  Speaker 11: I'm trying not to laugh.
• 37:27
  Speaker 18: Okay.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Are you in position? Dylan?
• 37:31
  Speaker 13: The cover's right now.
• 37:33
  Speaker 16: Oh, my gosh.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Not under the cover.
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: Under the cover.
• 37:38
  Speaker 26: Okay, I'm going to start. I'm going to start.
• 37:40
  Speaker 17: Okay, ready?
• 37:40
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: Wake up. Wake up.
• 37:44
  Speaker 29: Wake up.
• 37:45
  Speaker 18: Wake up.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Wake up.
• 37:47
  Speaker 18: Wake up.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: Wake up.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Wake up.
• 37:49
  Speaker 24: Wake up. Wake up.
• 37:50
  Speaker 28: Wake up.
• 37:51
  Speaker 18: Wake up. Wake up.
• 37:52
  Speaker 19: Wake up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 15: Wake up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 12: Wake up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Wake up.
• 37:59
  Speaker 16: Wake up!
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: Wake up! Wake up!
• 38:02
  Speaker 19: Wake up!
• 38:03
  Speaker 14: Wake up!
• 38:03
  Speaker 28: Wake up!
• 38:04
  Speaker 19: Wake up!
• 38:04
  Speaker 15: Wake up! Wake up!
• 38:05
  Speaker 12: Wake up!
• 38:05
  Speaker 20: Wake up!
• 38:06
  Speaker 28: Wake up!
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: Wake up!
• 38:09
  Speaker 17: Wake up!
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Wake up!
• 38:11
  Speaker 13: Wake up!
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Wake up!
• 38:12
  Speaker 26: Wake up!
• 38:14
  Speaker 19: Wake up!
• 38:15
  Speaker 22: Wake up!
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Wake up!
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: Wake up.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Are you awake? Don't forget to tell him how much
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: you love him. Chris, you're on the radio. Help him out.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Are you okay?
• 38:39
  Speaker 15: What?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Hand Chris the phone.
• 38:42
  Speaker 13: What is what?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Chris. Yeah, Chris, you're on the radio. John Jay and Richie,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: that's Dylan, and she does have a freaky face.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: I know she does. Yes, she does.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: When you see her make this face, when you see,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: hold on a minute.
• 38:54
  Speaker 16: I gotta see the face.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: When you see the face she makes, trust me, trust me,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: it's creepy.
• 39:00
  Speaker 13: Babe, are you kidding?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: What the f * * *?
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: He's scared, okay?
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: He's like, who is this person?
• 39:06
  Speaker 15: I'm dying.
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: Why would you do that?
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: I literally never wake up.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. I'm dead.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: I can't.
• 39:16
  Speaker 10: It was obviously a prank.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 39:22
  Speaker 23: I've never been this scared in my whole life.
• 39:25
  Speaker 26: What the f * * * is your problem?
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: I saw a little tribute to the movie Obsession.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: That was good. Good job, Dill. You crushed it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 13: I'm shaking.
• 39:34
  Speaker 23: I'm literally shaking.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: That was awesome. Brianna, that was awesome. Dylan, would you
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: take us out by telling us to wake up? Wake up,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: wake up, John Jay and Rich.
• 39:52
  Speaker 13: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> If.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 40:01
  Speaker 25: Oh, no.
• 40:03
  Speaker 12: What?
• 40:04
  Speaker 16: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I started doing something a couple weeks ago on my
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: own because I'm all into longevity.
• 40:19
  Speaker 16: Yes, you like the biohacking life.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: I like the biohacking life. I saw this thing with
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Andrew Huberman. He was talking about sometimes when you can't sleep,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: there's certain things you can do when you lay in bed,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: and then it's like to move your eyes as far
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: to the right as you can, as far to the
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: left as you can, and then in circles, and then
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: cross your eyes and it's supposed to help your eyes
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: relax so you can go to sleep. Well, I saw
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: this other thing where they do this thing in this
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Japanese culture and I learned about it about three weeks
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: ago and I do it now all the time when
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I got nothing going on. I look at what I'm
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: thinking and Kyle, you kind of caught me doing it.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: What was I doing? You do that weird thing with
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: your mouth?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: With your eyes?
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: What was I doing?
• 40:58
  Speaker 16: You were like, had your mouth kind of like your
• 41:00
  Speaker 16: tongue sort of singing like, like what?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: So what they say they do in Japanese, in Japan
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: is You stick your tongue out like this. It's like exercise.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: You push it with your tongue. You're like this.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Like a lizard.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: But longer. You hold it out for lizards. You're like.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: I've seen that on TV.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: You stretch your tongue out so you feel it being
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: pulled right here. So you're like.
• 41:24
  Speaker 12: Ow.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've been doing it a lot lately, and
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 16: It looks strange.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: It does. I did it. I was on the treadmill
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: this morning, and there's a mirror in front of me.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I do it on the treadmill all the time, and
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: I stare at myself.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: I thought you were talking about the thing you do
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: with your eyes.
• 41:37
  Speaker 16: You have a very pointy tongue.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I think I'm getting stronger. I think we used to
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: not be pointy. Look at your little tongue.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: You have a pointy one, too.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: No, you're not doing it.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you stick it out that way.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's what happens.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh, your tongue's so little. You're not doing it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: That's not how you do it. You're doing it wrong.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: How do we do it? You're sticking your tongue out
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: like you do with someone making a face.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: No.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Keep your mouth open. Now stick your tongue out. Straight out.
• 42:02
  Speaker 12: I don't like that.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Straight out. Not down. Straight out. By the way, did
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I make a weird noise? No, I did not. I
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: stick your tongue out.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: It's hard not to make a noise.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: You guys are like this.
• 42:16
  Speaker 12: No.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Open your mouth.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Stick your tongue out straight. No, yours is curving it.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Yours is like a wave up.
• 42:21
  Speaker 28: Straight.
• 42:21
  Speaker 23: Straight.
• 42:23
  Speaker 12: I can't.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: And then do it like 10 times. It's weird. I
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: don't like it. Do that again. Do it again. Now
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: you're doing it like you're- When you.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Do it fast, it's hard to keep it straight.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Straight.
• 42:37
  Speaker 16: It's stupid.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: What is it supposed to do again?
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: It's make you live a long time.
• 42:42
  Speaker 16: It is?
• 42:43
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 42:43
  Speaker 16: What's the logic behind it?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: You've got to do it right. Not like this.
• 42:47
  Speaker 13: Sorry.
• 42:47
  Speaker 15: Sorry.
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 42:50
  Speaker 16: Is there some sort of connection between a strong tongue
• 42:53
  Speaker 16: and a long life?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I just read the headline and kept going.
• 42:59
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I Googled it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Google it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: It's so good, John Jay. I've been doing it for
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: like three weeks, and I feel like my tongue got stronger.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Like when you say the point is pointy, I think
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: that's the muscles in my tongue.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Like you could lick the shit out of an ice
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: cream cone.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, whoa. I was doing a break on
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: the air. This whole thing was on the air. I
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: might have to bleep Rich out now.
• 43:21
  Speaker 12: Sorry.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I thought you were just talking.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: No. Oh, yes.
• 43:26
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: What's it say?
• 43:28
  Speaker 16: It's the AIUB exercise.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:31
  Speaker 16: It is a popular Japanese oral and facial workout created
• 43:34
  Speaker 16: by Dr. Takashi Imai to strengthen tongue and throat muscles,
• 43:40
  Speaker 16: reduce mouth breathing, and lower aspiration risks that can affect
• 43:44
  Speaker 16: health later on in life.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: See? That's what I've been doing.
• 43:48
  Speaker 16: It improves swallowing, reduces aspiration pneumonia, encourages nasal breathing.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: See? I've been doing all that. Now you guys can
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: do it too.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Thanks for that.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Whenever you got nothing going on, just stick the tongue out.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Do some tongue-ups.
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: Tongue-ups.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: That's how you live long. Thank you, John Jay. You're welcome.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called Second
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Date Update because that's what we're going to try.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: And get, and that's what the bit is called. Second
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Date Update starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Time for a second date update. You meet somebody. You
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: go out on a date. You have a great time.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: You expect there to be a second date. It doesn't happen.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: You talk to your friends and family. They can't give
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: you the answers you want, so you come to us.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: We're going to hear your story. We're going to call
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: the person blowing you off. Let's say hello to Derek.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Derek.
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: I already know this is going to sound bad, but
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: I promise I have a legitimate explanation.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's hear it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: I went out with this girl, Riley, and we had
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: an amazing time. Like, dinner was great. The chemistry was there.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: We were laughing all night. And, you know, I ended
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: up going back to her place. One thing led to another.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: I ended up spending the night. Well, kind of because
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: like around three in the morning, I woke up like
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: the worst stomach of my entire life.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Worst stomach. I can tell you're nervous. And I know
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: that Dylan, our phone screener, she did a great job.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: She told you to get to it because it's probably
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: a really long story. But I want you to take
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: your time. Talk to us, Derek. Don't stress. So you
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: met this girl. The one thing led to another and
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: you end up sleeping at her. You end up getting
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: intimate with her.
• 45:10
  Speaker 18: Yeah, like it was a great night.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: We had a great time.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: And then what happened to your stomach when you said
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: you had the worst stomach? Stomach what? Stomach ache?
• 45:15
  Speaker 13: I don't know, man.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: I woke up at like 3 and I had this
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: really bad stomach ache. I've never had anything in my life.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, now go on. So you had a stomach ache,
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: and then what?
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: I panicked, I grabbed my stuff, and I left while
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: she was sleeping.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: So that's where you think you went wrong.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: Well, I know how bad that looks, right? I genuinely
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: wasn't trying to sneak out on her, but... I texted
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: her when I got home explaining everything, apologized like a
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: million times, and I've gotten absolutely nothing back from her.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Put yourself in a situation, first of all, because your
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: stomach hurts. You're not going to go blow out her toilet.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: You want to get the hell out of there.
• 45:49
  Speaker 16: At least you texted her explaining things.
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: I actually really like this girl. I don't want to
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: think I just used her for a hookup. I'd love
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: to see her again. But at this point, I don't
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: even know if she'll talk to me. So I'm calling
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: you guys to see if you can help me explain.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, we could definitely help patch that up because
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: I imagine what you're saying is the reason she's not
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: getting back to you. And if you have us on
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: your side, then maybe she'll see things in a different light.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: It's like you have the ability to hook up with me,
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: but you don't have the ability to just like turn
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: and shake me and say, hey, I got to head out.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: My stomach hurts. Like, I can understand where she's coming from,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: but she probably does want that explanation. She probably saw
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: your text and was like, screw this dude.
• 46:28
  Speaker 16: You, like, left something really weird behind.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Like stomach residue?
• 46:32
  Speaker 24: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 12: Oh, God.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: I wasn't thinking that, but, yeah, I mean, that would
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: be worse.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Quite honestly, I hate to put this out here, Derek,
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: but maybe your lovemaking just wasn't on par.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: That is always you, Rich. That's what you always go to.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, maybe she just barely was tolerating her clumsy,
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: drooling lunges.
• 46:50
  Speaker 18: I think I did a pretty good job.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Pretty good. It was pretty good.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: All right, dude. So here's what we'll do. We'll call her,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: let her tell the story, let her see what she
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: has to say. Maybe she's, you know, not mad at
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: you for that. Maybe she's mad at you for something else.
• 47:05
  Speaker 16: Maybe she's got the stomach ache now and can't respond.
• 47:08
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Or you're a selfish lover.
• 47:10
  Speaker 18: All right.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: So her name's Riley. We're going to get Riley on
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: the phone. We're going to find out why she's blowing
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: you off. All right, Derek. I really appreciate your help.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: You got it. So you hang tight. Let us get
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: her on the phone. Hold on a second. All right.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: All right. Second date update continues next. John Jay and Rich.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: We just want to hear from you. And I don't
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: think that's too much to ask. And it's really stressing
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: me out that you're not calling.
• 47:28
  Speaker 19: 877-937-1047.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich. All right.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: We are in the middle of second date update. You've
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: got Derek and Riley.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Well, there was magic on this date, according to Derek.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: There was laughs. There was romance. There was even a
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: trip back to Riley's place where there was lovemaking. But
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: in the middle of the midnight, Derek got the bubble
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: guts and he left the scene right away, leaving no
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: explanation in the middle of the night. But now that
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: he's tried to contact Riley, there is radio silence. She
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: is like a ghost of the Halloween season. She is
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: not returning his calls at all. He would like to
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: make up and get a second date. She is not
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: responding at all. That's where we come All right, Derek,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: that's a pretty good recap. So you slept with her.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: You slid out in the middle of the night, texted
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: her and told her why, but she never responded, right?
• 48:20
  Speaker 22: Correct.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: All right, you stay quiet. We're going to get her on.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: She's ready to go. All right, go ahead and patch
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: her through.
• 48:26
  Speaker 20: Riley.
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: Riley.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Hey, how are you?
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: Hey, good morning.
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: Morning.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: So thanks for jumping on the air with us.
• 48:34
  Speaker 25: Yeah, of course.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Trying to get some information on you on your date
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: with Derek, if you don't mind.
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: Oh, okay.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, remember Derek?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: That doesn't sound good.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: It does not.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Wait, well, what do you want to say?
• 48:51
  Speaker 25: What's going on?
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Well, he reached out to us, and he was giving
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: us the details of your date, and now he says
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: that you're not responding to his text messages, so we
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: thought we would call you and get your version.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: Wait, he's wondering why I'm not texting him back?
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Like, that's actually hilarious. They didn't tell you what.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Happened Well, did he tell you? I believe so. He said,
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: you guys hit it off. He went back to your
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: house and he he had to leave pretty early and
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: he texted you and told you why uh.
• 49:23
  Speaker 25: Okay look um i just love to know why a
• 49:26
  Speaker 25: 29 year old man i thought it was acceptable to
• 49:29
  Speaker 25: pee in my bed and.
• 49:31
  Speaker 21: Leave did what in your bed really i can i
• 49:34
  Speaker 21: explain Oh, he's there.
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: Oh my God, he's on the phone too.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he knows exactly what happened.
• 49:41
  Speaker 25: Literally, okay, I woke up at four in the morning.
• 49:44
  Speaker 25: I'm literally laying in a wet.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: Bed covered in a grown man's pee. Ew.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Gross.
• 49:51
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 49:51
  Speaker 25: No, I mean, I was super confused because, I mean,
• 49:53
  Speaker 25: I'm half asleep. And then I realized what happened.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: And I almost threw up. So I peed in my bed.
• 49:59
  Speaker 25: No, instead of.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Waking me up and apologizing to me, I'm literally doing anything.
• 50:03
  Speaker 25: This man grabs his stuff and runs.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: I didn't have the audacity to, like, text me the
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: next day about his stomach was hurting. What does that
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: have to do with you peeing in my bed? Like, dude,
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: I can call the radio station to, like, ask me
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: why I'm not calling you back.
• 50:16
  Speaker 18: Riley, I called because I, well, we were drinking that night.
• 50:18
  Speaker 18: And I think, you know, I had one of those
• 50:19
  Speaker 18: dreams where I thought I got up to use the bathroom. And,
• 50:21
  Speaker 18: you know, so I called the show, you know, trying
• 50:26
  Speaker 18: to get you back and talk to you about it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 18: I'm really sorry.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Well, I had to shut my entire bed.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I had to throw my pillows.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: I had to spend the.
• 50:33
  Speaker 25: Entire next day trying to figure out how to get
• 50:35
  Speaker 25: your grown man pee out of my mattress.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: Like, you want another date? Absolutely not. I mean, we
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: could have a date where you take me to go
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: buy a new mattress.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: How about that?
• 50:44
  Speaker 18: You're right. I mean, I handled it wrong. Horribly wrong.
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
• 50:48
  Speaker 18: I was hoping you'd give me another chance, though.
• 50:50
  Speaker 21: Oh, yeah, you did.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: You just walked out and didn't even, like, Like, wake
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: me up so I can get up and start cleaning. Like,
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: you just left me there laying in your pee, bro.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name.
• 51:01
  Speaker 16: Soiled it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 19: Soiled it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 17: Soiled it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 19: Soiled it.
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: Soiled it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 15: Soiled it.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I command you to stop that.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: You know, what's funny is he was worried. He left
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: because his stomach hurt. So I figured he was worried
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: that he was going to, you know, do something else
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: in the bed. But go and pee. Did you know
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: you peed in the bed, dude?
• 51:17
  Speaker 20: Or did you not know you peed in the bed? I, it,
• 51:20
  Speaker 20: it was a little wet.
• 51:21
  Speaker 18: It didn't seem like it was, I thought it could
• 51:23
  Speaker 18: have been half off. It wasn't a big thing.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: You know, what's interesting for me, my, well, like first
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, he peed in the bed, whatever.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: But then when you start saying that you had to
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: pull the sheets, you had to pull them out, whatever.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh my God, that, that is right. And
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: then you have this mattress. That's your mattress that now
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: has someone else's pee stain on it.
• 51:38
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: That's terrible.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Have to get out. But what should he have done?
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: I have a protective cover on my mattress.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's good.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, so what should he have done? He should have, like,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: just for future, as people that are listening to this,
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: any men, women, once they pee in the bed with
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: someone they just met, what should they do? Hey, wake up.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I peed in your bed.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: It's super embarrassing, but at least, like, the person up
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: and apologize.
• 51:59
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 52:00
  Speaker 25: Start helping clean.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: And maybe they should reconcile something. I mean, it's really
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: awkward and really, you know, people.
• 52:06
  Speaker 25: Have accidents, I guess, but, like, dude, you should just leave.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Somebody laying in You pee in my house.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not cool.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: That's gross. Because I get, too, like, if his stomach hurt, like,
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: maybe he was, like, having the cold sweats, you know,
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: really just not feeling good. Like, I can empathize with that.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: But I can't empathize with, like, you just getting up
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: and dipping and not telling someone that you had an accident.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: That's tough.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:30
  Speaker 18: I handled it wrong. Totally wrong. I'm really sorry.
• 52:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 18: Really, you know, I'm hoping that we.
• 52:35
  Speaker 21: Could pass this up.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: I wonder how you left that out when you were
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: talking to us.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Well, it's embarrassing. I get it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: I get why you wouldn't want to say anything.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: It's not like it happened and he's running away. Like
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: he's still like, like he wants, like he's, you know
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 52:47
  Speaker 18: Like, I think that would happen to me. It wasn't
• 52:50
  Speaker 18: that big of a spot. I didn't think it was
• 52:51
  Speaker 18: that big.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: It must have been. But hold on for one second.
• 52:54
  Speaker 15: Hold on.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: So Riley, do you need a new mattress or you
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: said there was a cover on it? It's fine.
• 52:59
  Speaker 25: No, it went through the cover too.
• 53:02
  Speaker 26: Okay, okay, okay.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: So it was interesting. You need a new mattress. Okay,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: so currently working right now, I am with a mattress
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: company called Bored Mattress Company. I'm trying to get a
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: deal with them so maybe we can give them some
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: love and they can jump on the air and do
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: an endorsement with us. B-O-R-E-D mattress.com. Check them out. I
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: have one of those. I have one of them in
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: my house right now.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: I really don't want to have a day with you.
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: I wonder if they can be on the radio to
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: have to explain all this.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: That'd be a good campaign. Hold on a second.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to do a mattress commercial.
• 53:32
  Speaker 16: For board mattress right now.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: And it'd be great if there was a slogan they
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: had about, you know, Hey, your pee doesn't stay in
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: our mattresses.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: You're in good hands with us.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Board mattress.com. You're in good hands with us. That's fantastic.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: You're in for a good night's sleep.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: That's it. New endorsement deal for Rich and me. Okay.
• 53:58
  Speaker 15: Riley.
• 53:59
  Speaker 16: I'm so sorry.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: I had to get that out.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: You can also play along with you guys.
• 54:02
  Speaker 16: So sorry.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: All over our mattress. We're good.
• 54:05
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 18: All right. Anyway, go ahead.
• 54:07
  Speaker 27: Raleigh.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Do you want to see him again? Or do you
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: not want to see him again?
• 54:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 13: No, I'm good.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: I'm good.
• 54:13
  Speaker 25: I love your show.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: Thank you for calling. This is just so weird. But
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: have a good day and feel free to look up
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: that mattress thing if you want to send me one.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: Other than that, don't contact me.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, so if he sends you one, you'd be willing
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: to see him again?
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: No, I'll see him for the mattress.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: So the lovemaking was just okay. He was right. He
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: said it was adequate. Just okay.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I got to go.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: She's like, I don't got time for this.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, thank you for going on the air
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: with us, Riley. There you go, Derek. That's why she's
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: blowing you off.
• 54:42
  Speaker 18: I know I didn't do the right thing, but I
• 54:43
  Speaker 18: think she could have come around, especially if you got
• 54:45
  Speaker 18: her a mattress.
• 54:46
  Speaker 26: It would have worked out.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get her a mattress.
• 54:50
  Speaker 16: They just wanted the endorsement.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get an endorsement deal then because I
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: like the mattress.
• 54:55
  Speaker 18: Yeah, if you got Riley a new mattress, that would work, right?
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to find them online. She says no. I
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: can't find them online anymore.
• 55:01
  Speaker 16: That wouldn't even help.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: So sorry.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're already out of business. Prices were too good.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'm wrong on the name.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: All right. Thanks, Derek. Good luck. Don't pee in people's beds.
• 55:12
  Speaker 18: Thank you.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: You come for the John Jay and Rich, but let's
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: be honest. You stay for Kyle and Peyton. It's John
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys. I asked our very own Noah Lashley
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: to pull something for me, pull some audio for me.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: There was a website called ultimateclassicrock.com, and they put together
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: all this research, and they put together a list of
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: the most hated songs. The most hated songs in rock.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: Ooh, like because they're annoying or overplayed?
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Probably all those things, or maybe they just get under
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: people's skin.
• 55:43
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: So I pulled the top six most hated songs, and
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: some of these are under rock, but I don't think
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: some of these are rock, but that doesn't matter. I
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: think these are all songs we know. And I think
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: these are all songs that when you hear them, I
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: enjoy them. I don't want to hear them over and
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: over again. But Noah, Noah, what did you think when
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: you pulled them?
• 56:02
  Speaker 17: I think the list rocks.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: They should be the most loved songs on your playlist?
• 56:08
  Speaker 17: I get what the list is saying now that I know.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: The song's slap. Okay, all right, hold on.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen this list, but before you get to
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: number one, I won't take a guess until you get
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: to number one.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: No, don't even, okay, don't take a guess until you
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: get to number one. But when I play the song,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: let it breathe for a second before you comment, okay?
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: So this is song number six of the most hated
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: songs of all time.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Too many runaways That was going to be my number
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  Speaker 4: one guess.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: In the night My pony plays the.
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  Speaker 19: Bumble Listen to the radio Don't you remember We built
• 56:44
  Speaker 19: this city.
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: We built this city on rock and roll.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I feel like this should be in a cartoon nowadays.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: I've never heard this song in my life.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: It's in the Lego movie? It's Starship. We built this city.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: It's the band. It's called Starship. We built this city.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: It's not Cobra Starship.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: No. Starship. Starship. We built this city. That is the
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: number six most hated song of all time.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: That was my pick for number one.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Never heard it. This is the number five most hated
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: song of all time. Shining Happy People by R.E.M. I
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: feel like that's some chicken little.
• 57:36
  Speaker 16: That could be annoying.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love Chicken Little, but I don't recognize the song.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: And this is the number four most hated song in rock.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Eisenhower vaccine.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: England's got a new queen. Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye. We
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: didn't start the fire. Billy Joel.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: It was always burning since the world's been turning.
• 57:56
  Speaker 19: We didn't start the fire.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's kind of iconic if you make one
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: of the most hated songs ever. That's pretty good. That
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: means it was probably pretty popular at some point.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Didn't some band just redo it?
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Fall Out Boy did.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Fall Out Boy redid it. Yeah, that's right. That's right.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: The number three most hated song in rock and roll.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: How dare they?
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: How dare they?
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Phil Collins. Lily Collins' dad. Emily in Paris' dad.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: How could anybody want to take Sue's studio?
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, Noah.
• 58:55
  Speaker 17: Play a Phil Collins record. on a vinyl turntable. It
• 59:00
  Speaker 17: sounds absolutely incredible.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: You do that?
• 59:02
  Speaker 17: Yes. My mom raised me on Phil Collins, and I
• 59:07
  Speaker 17: bought the record just because I got a nice turntable.
• 59:09
  Speaker 17: and I'm not joking. It is like a masterpiece to
• 59:12
  Speaker 17: the ears.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: I'm with you.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: That is something that I don't want to do.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: He's a national treasure.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Phil Collins. I don't have a turntable, and I don't
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: have vinyl. So Phil Collins, Sousou Studio, the number two
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: most hated song in rock and roll.
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not a fan.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: From the hit Tom Cruise movie Cocktail. Kokomo by the
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Beach Boys.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Not their best work.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: We're down in Kokomo.
• 59:51
  Speaker 16: Peyton looks like she might hate all of these.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know any of these songs. I'm literally 0
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: for 5 right now.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: That's okay. This wasn't like, what songs does Peyton not know?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying, but before when you started, you
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: said these are songs that we all know, and I
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: don't know any of these songs. I grew up in
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: a very different... I don't think she would like this, actually.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Your grandma would know these songs.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: She would know those songs. I don't know if she
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: would like those songs.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Which means she would fit right in this category. These
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: are songs that people hate.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 12: That's true.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: These are songs people hate. And the number one most
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: hated song in rock and roll, which, by the way,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: before you play it, is a big debate. Noah told
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: me a fun fact about this song. It's from a movie.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: It's from a movie that his parents was their first date.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: How dare they?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 15: Armageddon.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 16: Cause I miss you, babe.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 27: And I don't wanna miss a thing This one.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Actually does sound a little familiar.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 16: I feel like you would know this one.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: I don't, yeah.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 21: I don't know.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: This was Aerosmith's biggest hit and I think that's what
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: people have a problem with because they're a rock band
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: and this is a love song.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you, I enjoy all these songs.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: But they're also the kind of songs like, I don't
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: listen to rock any rock stations but they probably play
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 16: And you don't want to hear them all the time.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 17: Without this song, I would not be here.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, they make love. They make love to that song.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Damn you to hell.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 16: We can say thank you.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: That is their baby making song.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a little fun fact about the song.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I was watching what my dad had on the TV
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: show 60 Minutes and they were interviewing Barbara Streisand and
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: her husband James Brolin. James Brolin is Thanos' dad from
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: all the Avengers movies and Interview in 60 Minutes, he
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: says to the news reporter, he says, my wife, Barbara Stratton,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: I love her so much that I don't want to
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: go to sleep because I feel like I'm going to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: miss her. And Stephen Tyler was watching that, and he
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: wrote this song based off of that 60 Minutes interview.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 20: Oh, my goodness.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: From ABC News, 2020 continues. Once again, Barbara Walters.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 12: The other night, he was, you know what spooning is,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 12: don't you? I think so. So he was like whispering,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 12: he was holding me and whispering.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Sleeping spoon stock.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sleeping like.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 12: Spoon stock, cuddling in bed. Is that what we're talking about?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 12: And we were just about to fall asleep. I thought,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 12: you know, he says, I don't want to fall asleep.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 12: And so I say, why not? And he says, because
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 12: then I'll miss you.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Damn you, Barbara Streisand.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: If you wouldn't have slept so beautifully, Noah wouldn't be here.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Why have we said a bad name?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Damn you, Noah. Damn you, Noah, to hell.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, baby, maybe when we're playing this right now, Noah,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: your parents are making love right now.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 15: Yeah, he doesn't want to think that. Right now.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Right now they're making love.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 12: No, no, no.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Do you think your parents did it on the first
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: night after seeing that movie? Do you think they hooked up?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 17: My parents have rehearsed the story of how they met,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 17: and they claim that they just stayed up talking the
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 17: first night. She was so enamored by my dad's eyes.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: He does have beautiful eyes.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: He has beautiful eyes.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: I get it. And I think you got his eyes, huh?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: You got his eyes. I do, yeah. You have beautiful eyes.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 17: And our eyelashes, which is why my last name is Lashley.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: You mean you guys changed your last name?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 17: That's why they changed it? The Lashleys have known to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 17: have beautiful eyelashes for like 100 years. That's the lore.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, it sounded like.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: You guys changed your last name to Lashley because you
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: got the long lash.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: I wonder if my last name would have been originally
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: receding hairline.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: We'd like to dedicate this to Winifred and Noah's dad.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 16: Yeah, you can use the Walmart card, but keep it
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 16: under 40 bucks, okay? Spend the rest with your money.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 16: I'm trying to pay it down, but somebody, somebody keeps
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 16: sucking your father and I drive.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Those are the most hated songs in rock and roll music.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if that last segment offended you, I am really,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: really sorry. Please email our management at yourmom at iheartradio.yourmom.com.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Hey, Katie, good morning.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Hi, what's going on?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: I know you're a big fan of Ella.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 13: I am.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 10: And I like all of her.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 21: Songs, too.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 11: But when I was listening to She's in Texas... I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 11: got it stuck in my head and she said it
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 11: in the song and now I can never unhear it.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 11: So like in the chorus, she'll say, there's nothing I
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 11: can do. But then in the middle of the song,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: she'll say, there's nothing I can do-hoo. Now it's just
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 11: like stuck in my head.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Every time I'm like, there's nothing I can do-hoo.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: You know, that song stays with me all day. I
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: sing that song all day in my head. Well, it's
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: number one for 26 weeks. I can't wait to listen
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: for that part.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 11: Yes, and it made me think of how you did
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 11: the farts, how you heard it.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 11: Other people's songs, and I don't know, it just always
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 11: made me laugh.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: That's what I thought I'd tell you.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 11: You'll get it stuck in your head now.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: John Jay, you need to listen to Solar Eclipse on repeat,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: the Drake and Don Tolliver.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard it.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: They really, I listened to it probably 10 times yesterday,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: and I was like, this is such a good song.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: Such a great song. But I love Ella Langley. I'm
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: definitely an Ella fella, and I want, I'm going to
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: try to make my own merch of hers, because I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: don't like concert merch. I always think it's weird. It doesn't,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: fit me right.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of words and the shirts don't fit right.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: You know, when they put all the tour dates on
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: the back.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: I like the tour dates on the back. I don't
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: like the stuff on the front.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: You know what it is? When I see somebody with that,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: I feel like I have to read every single day
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: or I'm, you know, like denying the artist's vision. So
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: I got to read the entire shirt. That's a lot
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: of reading.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Katie, thanks for listening. I'm so glad you texted us.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: They what?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Make a do-hoo shirt.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: Do-hoo.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 17: Do-hoo.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: There's nothing I can do-hoo.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Katie.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 15: Judging by the smile that's written on his face, there's
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 15: nothing I can do-hoo.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: It doesn't take.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 15: A crystal ball to see a cowboy always finds a
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 15: way to leave. Drinking Jack all by myself. He's choosing Texas,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 15: I can tell.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Come on baby.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.