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310: Bea and Dee Can't Take It Anymore - Suddenly Amish (S1 E2-3) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and you're welcome to Reality TV kring. I am
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  Speaker 1: one of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my
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  Speaker 1: real tight homegirl and my daughter in law, the quintessentially Gorgeous,
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  Speaker 1: the Contesssima Beatri.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: We're here to talk Suddenly Amish Honey, which is a
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  Speaker 1: show about people who join the Amish community which is
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  Speaker 1: probably fake for thirty days to see if they want
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  Speaker 1: to become Homish Suddenly. Now, before we get into our recap,
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  Speaker 1: we do have to issue you a disclaimer. Please hi'd
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  Speaker 1: your wife and hid your kids. This is in a
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  Speaker 1: Reverend podcast. We talk about stupid things and while we
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  Speaker 1: do that, we act stupidly. We say a lot of
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  Speaker 1: bad words. Yeah, and we just try to have fun.
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  Speaker 1: The world needs a little bit of levity. I get
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  Speaker 1: an amen, six'.
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  Speaker 2: Seven so if you're so, little why are you?
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  Speaker 1: Here you might want to find yourself another. Dumpster but
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  Speaker 1: if you're ready to put on your Good amish, clothes are.
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  Speaker 2: We gonna put our Good homish clothes On we'll.
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  Speaker 1: See welcome to this dumpster.
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  Speaker 2: And if you think, again we should join This Suddenly
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  Speaker 2: amish next. Season please follow us On instagram at REALITY
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  Speaker 1: like we're in a raccoon rave and we're just all
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  Speaker 1: taking acid and we're dancing. Together hype your girls. Up,
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  Speaker 1: yeah every single thing you do helps us to. Grow
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  Speaker 1: thank you in there now before we get into the,
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  Speaker 1: RECAP i do think we need to have all of
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  Speaker 1: the raccoons gather in the dumpster for a community, Vibe,
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  Speaker 1: chuck BECAUSE i don't know.
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  Speaker 2: About, You.
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  Speaker 1: BEATRICE i, do BUT i MEAN i don't know about, You.
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  Speaker 1: Beatrice but like when we Started Suddenly, amish which was
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  Speaker 1: just last, week we watched the first episode and HONESTLY
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: i was. Intrigued WAS i? CAPTIVATED i was. Not but
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  Speaker 1: the premise of the show is, Solid like this idea
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  Speaker 1: that you would just get regular regular clout goblins off
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  Speaker 1: the street Of atlanta And la And, houston bring them
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  Speaker 1: over To, Lancaster. Pennsylvania make them make their own sanitary. Napkins,
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  Speaker 1: yeah make them take care of chickens and, pigs and
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  Speaker 1: just see what. Happens, Yeah like that premise is actually
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool if what production had done was just pick
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  Speaker 1: up cab and film sure the actual. Experience, yeah buzz.
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  Speaker 1: Again it just feels LIKE tlc and the production company
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  Speaker 1: is just manufacturing stupid, drama sewing together timelines like An amish,
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  Speaker 1: dress just trying to make shit, fit and it just
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  Speaker 1: so for, Me i'm just like wanting to check in
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  Speaker 1: with you and everybody, else like how are you feeling about?
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  Speaker 1: It after watching the most recent two, Episodes, girl it.
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  Speaker 2: Was a struggle to finish this episode for. Me LIKE
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  Speaker 2: i was watching it AND i was talking to your
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  Speaker 2: daughter and my, wife And i'm, like this would be
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  Speaker 2: really interesting if it was more of like a documentary
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  Speaker 2: series type of, thing, ye where it was, like, actually
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  Speaker 2: you have to follow the rules of The. Amish you
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  Speaker 2: have to live as The amish for thirty whole. Days
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  Speaker 2: you have to deal with no, plumbing no, electricity no air,
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  Speaker 2: conditioning no. Nothing you gotta churn your own, butter and
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  Speaker 2: you gotta free bleed on some handmaide, wool straight, wool
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  Speaker 2: and ship in a fucking. Outhouse it gets splitters in your, ass.
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  Speaker 1: Wipe in with. Newspapers, yeah like ink all up in your.
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  Speaker 2: Punani that would be so much more interesting if it
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  Speaker 2: was filmed like A lone style or Like Life blow
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  Speaker 2: zero or something Like National, Geographic like we're watching these
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  Speaker 2: regular people like freak out because they can't have their.
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  Speaker 2: iPhones but instead it's like we're a week in and
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  Speaker 2: people are still wearing their crop, tops, slashes their lashes
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  Speaker 2: and their nay, nails and Then kendra has a breakdown
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  Speaker 2: at one point gets to use a cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: Because, james The amish guy who got shunned for having
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: a cell, phone is still carrying. Us he's still.
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  Speaker 2: So i'm just, like what is going?
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  Speaker 1: On SO i think what we want to commiserate on
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  Speaker 1: and try to determine is whether we want to proceed
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  Speaker 1: with this, show because the last time we did this
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  Speaker 1: with a show FROM, tlc it was Poly, Family, Honey,
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  Speaker 1: yeah and we saw it. Through we did see it.
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  Speaker 1: Through there was only six. Episodes they pulled like the
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  Speaker 1: last one or two episodes because there was such an
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  Speaker 1: outcry about how awful these people. Were, yeah but we
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  Speaker 1: did see it. Through we didn't See Special forces through
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  Speaker 1: because that was crap. O, yeah BUT i just DON'T i,
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  Speaker 1: MEAN i just don't know after about it most recent
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  Speaker 1: two episodes and we're actually going to be covering two,
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  Speaker 1: episodes AND i don't know if we should, Continue like
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  Speaker 1: there's probably other, things, well LIKE a thousand Pounds sisters is. Out,
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  Speaker 1: yes it is a new, season AND i think it's
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  Speaker 1: that for a little while.
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  Speaker 2: Now, yeah BUT i heard it's. Lit.
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  Speaker 1: YEAH i do Think tammy And amy are fighting, head
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  Speaker 1: which would be fun to go. Fighting, yeah so we
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  Speaker 1: could do that. INSTEAD i don't, know so like things
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  Speaker 1: are up in the. AIR i just, Like i'm. OLD
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  Speaker 1: i only have so much life, force so much, chi you,
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  Speaker 1: know And i'm always got so much time left on the.
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  Speaker 1: Planet DO i really want to spend my time watching
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  Speaker 1: fake ass want to be, influencers pretend to be HOMASH
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  Speaker 1: i would if it was.
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  Speaker 2: Real, YEAH i would too if it was.
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  Speaker 1: Real But i'm just so, Far i'm, like we might
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  Speaker 1: want to put a stop to. This that's kind of
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  Speaker 1: How i'm.
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  Speaker 2: Feeling it's kind of my.
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  Speaker 1: Vibe but we're willing to continue if you guys want us,
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  Speaker 1: to we if you don't want us, to if you
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  Speaker 1: if you're, neutral if you don't, care then we might
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  Speaker 1: just pick something else to. Watch but we want to
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  Speaker 1: hear from. You so if you are listening on the, pod,
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  Speaker 1: like you can go To, instagram you can write to
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  Speaker 1: our Girl, beatrice let her know what you're. Thinking if
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  Speaker 1: you're on Our, patreon you can, comment and if you're on,
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  Speaker 1: YouTube you can let us know and we'll proceed from.
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  Speaker 1: There but for, tonight we're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Do our job are because we're profession else that's.
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  Speaker 1: Right and we're going to recap the previous two, episodes
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  Speaker 1: which is episode two am. Three, huh and that's. All
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  Speaker 1: that's all we've. Got, yeah then there wasn't a lot, There,
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  Speaker 1: no there really. Wasn't so without further, ado let's get
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  Speaker 1: Into Suddenly amish season, one episodes two and. Three take it, Away.
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  Speaker 2: Beatrice so in episode, two entitled The axe Is laid
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  Speaker 2: unto The, Root i'm just, like why are we so
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  Speaker 2: serious when we have people Like judah And kendra the
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  Speaker 2: only fans model and Es morelda crying about her fucking
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  Speaker 2: eyelashes and nails and stuff, LIKE i don't. Know it
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  Speaker 2: just seems like they have these like weird serious notes
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  Speaker 2: where we're like learning About amish culture and we have
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  Speaker 2: biblical scripture on the screen.
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  Speaker 1: In terminology Like ordnung and the rules and the regulations
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  Speaker 1: of The. Amish but then we have these. People, yeah so,
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  Speaker 1: unseerious so. Inauthentic it's.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy so we started off At james And emma's house
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  Speaker 2: and this is where they after Es marella Ees morelda
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  Speaker 2: crashed out last episode about not wanting to get rid
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  Speaker 2: of her lash extensions and her fake. Nails, Well james
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  Speaker 2: And emma are, like, okay we'll give. You we'll make an.
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  Speaker 2: Exception you can keep your fake lashes and nails.
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  Speaker 1: For seven days, only seven days a.
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  Speaker 2: Week so as long as you agree to, that, like
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  Speaker 2: we'll do it for seven days and then you have
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  Speaker 2: to remove that. Shit Es marella is, like, okay, fine as.
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  Speaker 1: She's standing there in a crop top showing her belly
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  Speaker 1: and wearing shorts in front Of amish, people.
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  Speaker 2: And they're just gonna allow, that even though the whole
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  Speaker 2: point is to live As amish people for thirty days
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  Speaker 2: until the day Of reckoning whatever. Whatever and then we
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  Speaker 2: go To alan And sarah's, house and this is Where
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  Speaker 2: kendra And Billy joe are getting their bags, checked and
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  Speaker 2: this is Where Billy joe has a fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Vibrator, yeah she had a whole. Vibrator and Poor, Sarah alan's,
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  Speaker 1: wife is, Like i've never seen one of those. Things
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  Speaker 1: And i'm, like, oh, honey, really well, yeah because they're,
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  Speaker 1: Homish well do they have wooden? Ones they don't?
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  Speaker 2: Vibrate, WELL i, guess, WELL i guess they could have battery.
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  Speaker 1: Operated one vibrator is, like you're not plugged? In, well it's.
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  Speaker 1: Hardwired some.
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  Speaker 2: Are people tell me some are plugged.
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  Speaker 1: IN i wouldn't, know BUT i.
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  Speaker 2: Just thought that was funny That Billy, joe the one
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  Speaker 2: that's The amish, cosplayer, yeah Loves amish, culture brings a
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  Speaker 2: vibrator To, Lancaster Pennsylvan And i'm, like you couldn't have
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  Speaker 2: just like chilled out for a month and not had,
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  Speaker 2: That okay, Whatever And sarah says that won't be. Tolerated
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  Speaker 2: then we Have alan Telling kendra And matt to have a,
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  Speaker 2: talk and this is like Where matt says he's, divorced
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  Speaker 2: and THEN i Think james is, like that's not okay
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  Speaker 2: that you were previously, divorced and doesn't he chase him
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  Speaker 2: off with an?
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  Speaker 1: Axe or that's why they titled it that. Way it's
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: so stupid dumb because you would presume that this ink,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: shit dog, shit horse, Shit i'm, sorry production company whoever
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  Speaker 1: is producing this pile of shit would have interviewed, people,
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  Speaker 1: yeah found out whether they're willing to take off their
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  Speaker 1: last ship or not wear horror, clothes or are you
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  Speaker 1: divorced and, stuff because if you're, divorced it's automatic shutting
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  Speaker 1: in The amish. Community so of course we've Got esmeralda
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  Speaker 1: who won't take off her fucking. Lashes we've Got kendra
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  Speaker 1: who's showing up like a, hula and then we Have,
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  Speaker 1: matthew simpering, Librarian matthew who's been, Divorced like why why
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  Speaker 1: are we selecting these?
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  Speaker 2: People and we're gonna chase him off the property with an.
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  Speaker 2: Axe but then let the girls wear their crap tops
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  Speaker 2: and stuff and their fake, lashes and Let judo wear
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: his bedazzled belts and if.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: They want to bang the, girls and Maybe judah.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe and Maybe judah, maybe and maybe maybe they don't
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: want to.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Bang matte And MATH i don't, know that's my. Theory and, look.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: Who wants to bang Mat Maybe, kendra who'd a?
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: SIDEBAR i just think that these castmates are so hungry
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: for a. Clout oh that's starving anybody that's covering this
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: show right, now whether it's a podcast or this is
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Where i'm, going, like they will be searching their names
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: and anybody talking about this. Show and SO i just
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: pity the fool who shows up on our. Podcast if
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: you're one of These english, people yeah to hear our
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: commentary about, you BECAUSE i have a. Drink this show
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: is ridonculous And i'm not going to censor. Myself so,
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  Speaker 1: like if you're, Sensitive kendra Or, judah god, BLESS.
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  Speaker 2: I, mean all of y'all are cringe is sign off right?
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: Now y'all are cringe As, YEAH.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I am side eying all of. YOU i think you
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: need to get your lives. TOGETHER i don't know why
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: you thought this would be a good. Idea is it
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  Speaker 1: to advance your onlyfan careers or your librarian. Aspiration it's
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: not gonna, work. Honey you guys look. Ridiculous and so
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: that's what we're going to talk about in this. Podcast
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: but other than that we wish you.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Well good.
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  Speaker 1: Luck god bless, Sure god bless.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Bless your, hearts really bless your. Heart speaking of, cringe
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: we Have aaron Aka Kmart Frank.
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  Speaker 1: Rillo, AARON i think you're. Handsome let's just talk to.
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  Speaker 1: THEM i actually think you're.
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  Speaker 2: HANDSOME i think you look like The kmar version Of Frank.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Rillo nothing wrong with. That and, look that's fine, handsome
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: it's a hot he's super, handsome but you're definitely like
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: the knockoff version of. Him but he talks about his
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: disability and his hearing aids and, look this is very
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: this is all, valid.
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  Speaker 1: VALID i see.
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  Speaker 2: You, sorry.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: We're here to hold, space.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Hold space for.
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  Speaker 1: YOU i do legitimately hold space for. You i'm not
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: trying to make fun of.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: You no.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Person when we get to his exercise, montage his exercise
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: montage with the, Music, aaron why would you let them do?
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: That why what are we doing with the?
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  Speaker 1: Log oh my, god ringe so.
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  Speaker 2: Embarrassing but, anyway, Erin i'm sorry that you have a hearing.
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  Speaker 2: Disability that, said, WELL i mean or?
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  Speaker 1: NOT i mean that's not it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Said, No i'm just.
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  Speaker 1: Ablest there's nothing wrong with. That he's just.
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  Speaker 2: Different, well it's sad that they took away his hearing.
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  Speaker 1: Aids that's actually, enraging AND i don't believe they actually did,
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  Speaker 1: that So i'm not going to buy.
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  Speaker 2: That probably they are still.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely had your hearing aids.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Well and then he has a spare phone that they
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: didn't take, away so he's allowed to have.
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  Speaker 1: That Which james found because he heard something, buzzing BUT
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  Speaker 1: i think it Was Billy. Joseph she had to get one,
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  Speaker 1: out but he found the phone instead Confiscated aaron's hearing aid.
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  Speaker 1: Phone and Now aaron has to live without being able to.
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  Speaker 1: Hear and he tells us. That he tells us like
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: WHEN i can't hear, FULLY i disassociate, Legitimately LIKE i
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: get into a really weird space in my. Mind and
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: so this is a bummer, because As aaron says, it
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: LIKE i actually want to participate in this, situation in this.
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  Speaker 1: EXPERIENCE i want to be. DISCIPLINED i want to get
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  Speaker 1: the benefit of the full thirty. DAYS i believe. Him,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: YEAH i, mean what else is he, Got, well he's a,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: teacher he's a Special dad's.
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  Speaker 2: Teacher, yeah that's.
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  Speaker 1: Great and he's got a great. Father who used to
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: drive The amish around and that's. Lovely SO i JUST
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: i FEEL i. DO i did feel. Bad that doesn't seem,
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  Speaker 1: right especially when you're making accommodations For esma fucking, REAL i.
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  Speaker 2: Know so like she can have her fucking lashes and,
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  Speaker 2: nails but we're gonna take away the dude's hearing aids
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: that he literally needs because he has a, disability and
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: then we're gonna give him these booty, ass old ass
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: battery operated hearing aids and, say, here deal with, that.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Because we saw the preview and it's just like a
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: bunch of. Feedback but grandfather used to have one of
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: those hearing aids and turn it the wrong way and
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: you would. Scream it was a terrible. Thing, yep it's
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: a terrible thing that they're pretending to do To.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: ERIN i don't LIKE i feel bad for, him but
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: let's Have esmey have her eyelashes because she'll crash.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Seven full days to do whatever the f she. Wants
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: plus rubber crop. Tops but sorry about.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: It Era is sucks to suck break. Grillow and then
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: it's hot outside BECAUSE i guess they're filming this in
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: the summer and so now everyone's also crashing out because
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: it's they have NO. Ac what AM i gonna do WITHOUT?
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Ac i'm, like you're a bunch of.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Pussy what's gonna happen when the grid goes, down which
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: is gonna happen in our? Lifetime you're such fucking. Babies
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: are you not gonna be able to exist on the
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: planet because it gets hot during the, Summer, like you're
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be, fine so, pampered you're gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: Fine and then the guys go out to work out the,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: barn and this is where judas, Like i'm.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: SCARED i just want to drop kick. Him And i'm, Sorry,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: judah because there are a lot of the parts of
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: your story THAT i really resonate with AND i have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of empathy. For but the part where you're
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: afraid of birds and are scared to touch a, Chick i'm,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: like the part where you're like running out of a, Barn,
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  Speaker 1: LIKE i understand the impulse to give into your, fears
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: but you really need to just buck, aup, honey, yeah
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  Speaker 1: and touch a. Chick it's gonna be. Okay it's all
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  Speaker 1: right to be around chickens and pigs and and feed
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: a horse without dropping all the.
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  Speaker 2: Come on this, again and when the grid goes, down
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  Speaker 2: when the apocalypse, happens and you.
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  Speaker 1: Know you're one of the first to. Go i'm, sorry
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  Speaker 1: like you need to get, cancers, Guys, like it's not.
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  Speaker 1: That at Least aaron can lift a. Log what can you?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Do judah dazzle something seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Though and then While judah's freaking out about birds and,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: stuff then we have bj And kendra and matt like
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: working in the garden or, whatever And kendra and mat
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: are totally flirting with each, other And i'm, like we
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: don't need.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: This, no let's think about it for a. Second let's
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: think about their hot white people. Sex oh there's, hot
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: not hot hot mid thirties white.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: People it's mid.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: X it is so, vanilla you. Know you, Know matthew
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: is not doing anything but missionary.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Honey. No, well And kendra is also like, desperado and
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: so she probably thinks like he's so.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Well so she'll probably crack it, open flip it, around,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: yeah but probably. Intimidated i'm scared he'll come in like four.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Seconds so they're.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Ardening and they're using a, hoe and so they're Calling
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: kendra a hoe. Again WHICH i think is. Funny AND
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: i Think Billy joe takes these underhanded swipes At kendra
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: yeah for being a. Hoe And i'm Team Billy joe
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: with me. Too i'm Team Billy joe with, that me.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Too and then we have them Taking judah And aaron
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: to get amish clothing or.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Whatever oh, GOD i don't care.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Well But judah like freaks out because he can't have
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: his bedazzled belts and. Stuff and so then they compromise
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: and let him have his stupid, shoes And i'm just,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: like what are we?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Doing But aaron can't have his, hearing But judah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Can have his dumb, shoes, Right, okay all? Right and
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: then they Teach judah how to chop wood and like
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: use a song on. Stuff AND i guess he's never
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: done anything manly.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Because he was raised by women in a community of. Women,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: okay so WAS? I i? Mean and swer of a?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Man you have chopped the head off of chickens with my.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: HUSBAND i have done so, much changed, tires changed, battery.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Changed car breaks and.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Pipes you've Done AND i don't, MEAN i don't mean
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: it like that snaked multiple But i'm just Saying, judah
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: it's not an excuse not to get just some worldly
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: experience like calm down as it concerns how to survive
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: on a.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Planet, yeah and then he says something stupid Like i've laid,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: wood BUT i never chopped, it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: AND i don't believe.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: IT i don't.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: BELIEVE i don't believe that for a. Second did you,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: notice by the, way in this, episode episode, two he
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: mentioned that back In. Atlanta, yeah do you hear HE'S
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: i thought he was From Kansas he is.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: From Kansas, city but they mentioned.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Being From, atlanta and you, know there are so many
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: download people In, atlanta for. SURE i think he's one
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: of them download people From, atlanta.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Definitely, well we also said he's from the, projects And i'm, like,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: okay from? WHERE i don't believe? It? Yeah is that?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Terrible it's not lining up and he's contradicting. Himself but
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: somewhere in this miasma of, lameness he tells us that
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: he's a, bisexical.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: WHICH i don't.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Believe your gay conspiracy radar was right on. POINT i
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: don't think he's a bisexical. EITHER i think he's a
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: full on. Bisexical, honey it's a heated rivalry going on
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: with that, boy for, sure which is.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Fine we love the.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Gays, yeah BUT i JUST i just don't know What
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: i'm getting at is there are deeper conversations that we
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: could have with this young, Man. Judah he's only twenty
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: two years, old so we can forgive a lot of
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: the things that he doesn't know and can't, do but,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: like some of his choices are really. Curious if we
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: had a skilled producer who could sit down with him
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: and these interstitials and ask him, about, oh you're, bisexical
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: did you do any research on the? Homish they don't
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: really like alternative lifestyles like. That what about being A
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: muslim and being bisexual and all of the questions a
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: normal person would. Have do we get any of that from?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Production absolutely?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Not, Well and so what's so interesting is That james
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: is Chasing matt away because he's divorced with an.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Act well it's a. Mall it wasn't even an, Act,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: no it's a.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Fake ass weapons what it. Was and but then we.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Have a real former if, you if, you IF i
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: hit you with a mall on your, head, yes game, over.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Baby but the one IN tlc That james is holding fake,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: probably but you're chasing him away because he's. Divorced, okay
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: but then you have a former sex worker and you
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: have a bisexual Gay.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Well they don't know, yet BUT I i.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Know but, like so if that's gonna, Happen i'm just,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: wondering are we gonna have the same kind of treatment
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: of these people, TOO i don't know if we're Truly.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Amish, look And i'm gonna jump around. HERE i think
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: it Was allan who said that there are Black amish people.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Too, yeah which was. Interesting so it's like.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Not a problem for you to be black and Be,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: amish which is another CONVERSATION i would really like to dive,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: into but which we'd never actually expanded.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: UPON i think Al and said one thing about, it
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: like there's been like Black amish kids that were fostered
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: or adopted or, whatever and So i'm, Like, okay it's
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: interesting talk about.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Them, YEAH i want to know.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: MORE i feel Like alan's the only Legit amish person
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: on this.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Show, ALAN i don't think HE'S i think he's A mennonite.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: PROBABLY i think he's Not. AMISH i wonder if there's
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Anybody amish.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: HERE i don't think there are any True. AMISH i
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: think they're probably All, mennonites because there can't be like
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Actual amish people who want cameras in their.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Face satellite dishes on their, homes yea electric in their.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Kitchen these are Not amish.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: People and then both of the houses So sarah And
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: alan And james And emma meet for some kind of,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: WELL i don't, know Conversation. James james is worrying About
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: alan being too soft on all These english people because
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: he's so. Liberal But i'm, like aren't you a liberal
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: sect Of amish? People?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah and can you explain that?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: More what does that?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Mean and what does that? Mean because why are you
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: bringing in Jail, james who is a Shunned amish person
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: from another sect of The. Amish why are you bringing
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: him into your liberal community to have him be an
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: enforcer over these new people coming into the community when
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: he's walking around with booze, yeah and a phone and
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: with a whole lot of. Disrespect, Yep why are we
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: allowing this to? Happen that doesn't make sense.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Because they're all. Fake because they're all. Fake they're probably
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: all Shunned homish. People they're probably all like disowned from
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: their Actual amish communities Or mennonite. Communities that would be.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Interesting and then they're trying to make money because they
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: BROKE i don't. Know and So james finds out in
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: this meeting That matt's, divorced and so then he chases
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: him off the property in this performative little, stunt and
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: that's how the episode. Ends we go into episode, Three
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: beauty is, fleeting and this is Where matt's, LIKE i
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: think it's the day after. Something he got chased on.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: The same day he got chased off the back to the,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: home goes back to the home because he's got to
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: pack up his librarian, suitcase and he's, Crying, yeah why
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you've been here FORTY i, MEAN i don't think you
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: have been here even that, long but you're. Crying so
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: you come downstairs with your sad. Suitcase you gotta say
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: goodbye guys because they're kicking me. Out and Then, kendra
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: the former sex Worker godless starts to spiral because she's
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: already Formed sacha stole me at Jash Man no To matthew.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Librarian and so she starts.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Crying she stomps out to the. Port she sits, down
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and she's just like so, distraught, bitch like actually straw
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that this mid ass librarian is going back To. Texas
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: now what AM i gonna?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Do?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Now what's my? STORYLINE i Guess i'm gonna sit here in.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Spiral and then it starts, raining and then this bitch
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: gets up because she's just looking for attention at all,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: times Which sarah calls out intuitively. Unobjectively and Then kendra
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: starts spinning around in the rain in her dress because
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: she's going.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Crazy, well she says it's From. God she says she's,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: spiraling and then it starts, raining and That's god telling her,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: like chill, out, Bitch and she's, like oh My, god
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: it's so. AMAZY i love You jesus.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Because she's a clout. Goblin everybody look at me spinning
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: around in the rain in my wet, dress pressed my,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: days my. Booth you've got all of these amish people
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: in this awmish, garments shocked and, escandalous scandalized because you're
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: making a spectacle out of, Yourself, candia AND i feel for, you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Babes are you? WATCHING i just feel like you're thirty
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: two years. Old you're panicking, yeah you're, like what AM
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: i gonna do with my? Life Obviously i'm not landing
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: these auditions Where i'm dancing in. Bikinis so DO i
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have a degree or? Anything SHOULD i go back to?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: School will anybody love? Me CAN i get married or?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Something WILL i have? Children these are all legitimate. Questions
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: i'm not judging, you but like the answer isn't so
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: spinning around in the rain in front of a bunch
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: of Scandalized amish people ON tlc you look.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Ridiculous she looks absolutely, Absurd And i'm just, like, girl
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: you need therapy or. Something because she also keeps talking
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: about like how she feels so ashamed from her former
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans stays and, stuff WHICH i get that's fine and,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: everything but, like go to therapy and stop talking about
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: it ON tlc and put on some. Clothes put on some.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Clothing and then we go over To aaron who's struggling
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: because he doesn't have his hearing. Aids and then he's
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: this is where he's exercising and talking about being, disciplined
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: and we have to watch him like do push ups
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: and pull ups and isn't it? Raining and he's doing
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: it in the, rain.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Yes and like there's a lawnmower that he's like deadlift
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: or whatever reason to.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Feel like a.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: LOT i don't know what a deadlift. Is there's a
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: lawnmower that he's like using as a way and he's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: improvising with farm. IMPLEMENTS i can't shirt, off sweat in,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: hair perfect Mag i'm just Like, aaron how did?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: You, Well, yeah he's also looking for a.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Woman But i'm worried About i'm worried about him because
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: he lost his virginity at thirty two and he said
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: it was a non consensual. Encounter and now he's forty
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: two years, old AND i wonder if he's had actual
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: sex or.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Anything probably probably feels. Unloved maybe he does struggle with.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Homosexuality you're too nice to these and he. DOESN'T i
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: am not, Nice and he doesn't know how to work
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: through that because he comes from an evangelical father who
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: was a, preacher and so there's no safe space for
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: him to process his own homosexuality or his own. Urges
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: maybe like a hedonistic. Man maybe probably, both probably.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Both and maybe him And judah will get.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: TOGETHER i ship.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: It maybe they WILL i ship, it and then they
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: go over To alan In sarah's house and they got. Bats.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Honey this is WHEN i this is WHEN i started
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: tapping out of this. Show this is WHEN i. STARTED
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: i was, done like, thinking these, people there's nothing. Here
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: this is what they chose to put on our television
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: because there's absolutely no, drama there's no authentic. Content so
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: now there's a bat somewhere In alan's, house which he
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: calls a bad, prophecy and so now we have to
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: move everybody In alan's.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: House we have to leave the house entirely because there's
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: one bat in addict.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And this is an omen of something but to come.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: And james, says it's, like maybe we shouldn't have brought
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: The english. Here, yeah maybe you shouldn't.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Have so then Now, Kendra, Billy, Joe math's already gone
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: have to move over With, Esmeralda judah And, aaron and
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: they're all gonna live With james the actual. Psychopath And
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: emma also seems Like Kathy bates misery psychopath. Too she
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: seems kind of, Mean, yeah they all have to live.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Together they are trafficking out, here.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: And then we have the guys going outside to build
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: a phone. Shanty so apparently we can have phones in
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: The amish. Community they're gonna build a phone chanty so
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: that way The english people can contact there are people
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: in the real world or.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Whatever because the family is. Important family is.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Important and this is Where judah learns how to use
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: a saw because he doesn't know how to do, that
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: because he doesn't know how to do anything, manly because
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: he's not a.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Man he is a.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Man i'm more of a man Than.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Judah it's a little, mad he's, small gug.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: GUY i am more of a man Than. Judah no, Offense,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: juda no, events but it's. True and Then ken just
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: crying and she's freaking. Out she's, like what is this phone?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Chanty he's gonna be done BECAUSE i gotta call my.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Mom it's been like three. DAYS i really.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Like you were thirty two whole years. Old you're probably
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: lying about that To you're probably thirty seven whole years,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: old and you can't go four days without talking to
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: your your.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: MAMA i wonder WHAT i, Have like a relationship with
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: your mom is like like that where you can't live
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: as a grown ass adult in your, thirties WHICH i TALK.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I THINK i heard from my daughter two months ago
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: she'll send me like electronic. Music every once in a,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: while she'll send me a, meme but, like we still
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: live next to, you we, do But i'm just saying
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: like we're. NOT i, mean we're just. Living we're. Adults
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: we're out here with our own, homes, ye, jobs well
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: y'all and, yeah, yeah living our own. Lives, So, kendra
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: why are you so codependent with your?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Mama i'm, LIKE i haven't seen my. MOM i haven't
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: seen my mom physically in like two. Years And i'm, Like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: kendra chill.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Out so she's.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Literally crashing, out freaking. Out she's, LIKE i gonna call
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: my mom with's his? Phone shan't he getna be? Done
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And james is, like, Chill we're gonna build it in
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: like four, days like it'll be. Fine and she freaks,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: out goes and cries and sits in a cornfield And
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: james is, like you know, WHAT i still have my
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: contraband phone that got me shunned from my last. Community
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: i'm gonna let my Babe kendra use it so that
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: way maybe she'll let me finger her. Later and then
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: he brings the phone out to the cornfield Where kendra's
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: having a literal. Meltdown she calls her mom and she's,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: like so dramatic about.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: BOOM i just wanted to hear your please part it for.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Me.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Please they can't find out That i'm using my foot your,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: phone SO i just want to SAY i love You.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Ocybie as if she was kidnapped and taken by a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: cart house and she's somewhere In, Sineloa mexico or something
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: about to be. Beheaded we're not going to be, monetized,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: no about to be. Beheaded, like it's not that, Deep, Candra.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: It's really not that. Deep. Oh so she gets to
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: talk to her, mom hangs out the, phone and Then
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: james gives her a, hug And james is, like, well
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: if anybody saw the phone or me hugging This english,
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: GIRL i would be in so much. Trouble but you know,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: WHAT i got a boner right.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Now my little needle it. Out The vienna sausage is an.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: ALERT i CAN'T i can't do the show Series.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Little.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Tickdak it Is god Bless and then all of the
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: girls go to the local store or, whatever the local
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: off Brand Joe, ann's and they go on For amish
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: people only to go look at fabric because they're going
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: to go make their Own amish, clothing, Right and THEN
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: i Think emma tells the shop lady That Billy joe's
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: a big she's a big, old she's a, fatty so
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: she needs real, nice, breatheable cool, material.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: And we're, actually this is what she, did actually said
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: she's a big, lady, yeah and she needs breathable material
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: because she's suffering without this ac there's a whole lot
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: of sweat and going. On there was a lot and
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: all those layers and bold swompy.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yep and while the girls are shopping for their, fabric
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: the guys are trying on Their amish clothes and they
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: go back home and all the girls got to try
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: on her clothing and, like Billy joe's the only one
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: that's compliant because fucking Es morelda doesn't want to wear this.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Shit, Well, ella who is the board of regulations For amish,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: women comes in to help all of these girls get.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Dressed this Lady, ella and she sees Es moralda and she's, like, no, bitch,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: yeah you've got eyelashes on and your fingernails AND i
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: will not lower myself to your level to dress you
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: in the garb of my sacred, people and As morelta
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: just starts. CRYING i, know And i'm making it sound
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: more mean Than ella And emma actually were to As,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: morelda because they were actually kind and they were trying
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to tell As, moralda, look everybody else has taken off
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: their makeup and nobody's caught. Lashes we don't have like,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: fingernails and we're all. Beautiful god loves. You you are As,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: moralgia and we love.
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  Speaker 2: You you're.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful and she's, crying and then to the camera and her,
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  Speaker 1: Interstitial she's, like these are, almish mean.
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  Speaker 2: Girls i'm just, like Didn't james And alan or whatever
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  Speaker 2: tell you to get your shit off in seven?
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  Speaker 1: Days she she just wanted to stay hang. Out she's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: doing it for the. Grab after seven, days are gonna
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: probably let.
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  Speaker 2: Her she is so.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: ANNOYING i don't like her at.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: All she's so. Annoying she, says she feels singled out
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: because can't have her fucking nails and her. Eyelashes then
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: why are you? Here i'm just can.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: We talk about? This BECAUSE i actually feel like underneath
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: all of her crying and her, petulance like she actually
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: has an unhealthy attachment to needing to put on the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: mask and needing to put on, yeah she has face
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  Speaker 1: like she's super overly attached to how she, appears which is.
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  Speaker 1: Sad it is, sad.
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  Speaker 2: But also get. Therapy.
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  Speaker 1: YEAH i feel bad for the women your, age, forties, thirties,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: wow for. TEENS i just remember what it was like
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  Speaker 1: WHEN i was coming up in the. Eighties oh, yeah
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  Speaker 1: and the, nineties. Sixties you weren't allowed to.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Be fat back. Then, yeah these days really hard for.
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  Speaker 1: YOU i suffered so. MUCH i suffered so much, now
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: but it was it was. Difficult like we always had beauty,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: standards but now in this day and, age it seems
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  Speaker 1: like such a hyper focus on beauty standards for. Women
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  Speaker 1: AND i don't know how we got to the place
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: where we thought these huge spider lashes were the beauty,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: standard or all the, fillers huffed up, lips and like
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: having to have everything so tight all the. TIME i
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: just feel. Bad it's okay to be a natural, WOMAN.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I, know for, real it's okay to be just a.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: PERSON i, mean to age gracefully and or however you want.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: To but like WHEN i met my, HUSBAND i was wearing.
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  Speaker 1: MAKEUP i loved to wear. MAKEUP i had all the bath,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: FANS i had like a lot of fancy clothes and
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: stuff like. That AND i met. Him he did wear
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: a nice outfit on our first, state but that was
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: the last TIME i ever saw him in anything like.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: That IT'S t, shirts jeans and cowboy booths or crocs
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: at or crocs and that is. It, yeah but it
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  Speaker 1: also gave me some space to kind of let down
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: a little. Bit, Yeah and over, TIME i like stopped
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Wearing he loves me no matter what he preferred me
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  Speaker 1: without a bunch of, makeup which is, Fine i'm not
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: doing it for him or. Whatever BUT i was able
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: to take it. OFF i was able, to like wear
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: overalls all the. Time oh my, god life is better
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: when you're just. Yourself and if somebody loves you because
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: of the facade that you, present then they don't really
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: love the you that you. Are es Morel, da your
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: beautiful get help straight up talking about daddy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Issues hella daddy, Issues hella daddy. Issues so she crashes
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: out because she feels like she's being singled out for
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: having to take off her stupid fucking fake nails and
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: her stupid big ass.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Eyelashes and she's being a.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Brat she's being such a. Brat then we go over
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: to the guys who are doing the same. Thing they
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: have to get in Their armish, garb and they also
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: have to shave because apparently In amish, culture if you
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: have a, beard that means you're, married so you have
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: to be baby faced if you are. Single So james is,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: like shave your fucking beards. Off judah also throws a.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Fit he's, like, OH i was never taught to. Shave,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: meanwhile he literally has like a little goateee and all
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: of this is shit and it's all. Shaved but, okay
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: you want to be a bitch baby about. It and
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: then he pitches a, fit just like As morell. Done he's, like,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: WELL i feel LIKE i shouldn't have to shave because
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: this is my, identity and ALSO i have a weak,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: chin SO i need to have my.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Goateee no, offense, tudea.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: No fall offense because he's. Stupid and so then they're, like, okay,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: fine you can keep your. Beard and so then.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: But Aaron hearing, aids but he does shave in solidarity
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: with The amish, culture so he shaves and he looks
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: better with.
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  Speaker 1: SHAVES i.
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  Speaker 2: Don't and then everybody meets out in the field in
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Their amish clothes except for Es. Merelda because she's a
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: little brat baby and doesn't want to get rid of
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: her eyelashes and her. Nails she goes on this little
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: soapbox speech where she's, LIKE i feel LIKE i shouldn't
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: have to cheat me all too, person AND i feel
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Like i'm being singled out because it's not. Fair and
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Then james is, like, yeah you know, What i'm With.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Esmerelda i'm gonna Take.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Judah that Was.
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  Speaker 2: Judah oh, Yeah, Judah i'm with Es. Marelda i'm not
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: gonna shave my. Beard So i'm gonna take off My
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: amish clothes and be with her if she can't have
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: her or she if she has to keep. Her AS
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: i was, Saying judah, Says i'm gonna stand in solidarity
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: with as Es morelda because if SHERY i can't keep this, Straight.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to not dress as The amish because you
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: guys are ostracizing beautiful Es miralda and that's wrong and is.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Judgmental AND i thought like your community was supposed to
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: be about love and About christians And christian love and
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: instead you're making Us alf feel really bad And aaron
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: can't even use the steering aids and this.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Sucks this is. Bullshit, yeah and So james And alan are, like, okay,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: fine sorry As, morelda we don't want to make you feel,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: bad and then the episode ends or, Something.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: And this is WHERE i thought we should talk about
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: no longer watching this.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: SHOW i don't want to watch it because it's really,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Fake like it's funny when we talk about it in this,
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: way because it's so. Ridiculous, yeah because it is objectively,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: ridiculous but it's so fake it's, bad and they act
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: like it's real. LIFE i would be curious to see
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: what happens On Reckoning, day so maybe we could come
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: back for.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: THAT i don't, care nor DO i believe. IT i
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: don't think Any and here's the, problem here's the actual
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: problem with this show. Production, like none of these people are.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Likable the only likable person on this show Is alan
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: And Billy. Joe, YEAH i liked because she kind of
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: came for Both kendra And esmeralda in her walking heads
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: them dramatic and. Ridiculous, yeah and so she's keeping it
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: real AND i like, that but, like there's nobody else
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: THAT i can relate to THAT i would ever want
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: to sit down and talk to THAT i can have
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: sympathy or compassion for without really digging for, it really
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: looking for a. Way and you were.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: DIGGING i was digging. HARD i was digging in the.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Ditch and SO i just don't like. Anybody AND i
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: don't believe this is a real lummish.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Community it's.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: NOT i think it's strange AND i don't. Know it
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: feels like a waste of.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Time it feels very. Forced so let us know what
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: you guys think in the comments. Below we should keep covering.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: It if you think we should cover something, else suggest
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: it in the. Comments, yeah let us, know.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Because i'm already it's.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Giving we hate losing.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Interest my gas tank is on empty with suddenly amish
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: AND i don't want to like have a whole another
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: poly family problem WHERE i just hate. Everybody this doesn't make.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Sense it is so fucking. Fake why are we watching?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: This what happened to the real reality Television rock Of?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Love for, Example America's Next Top, model which was so
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: toxic and terrible for, everybody but it was such a
• 40:14
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  Speaker 1: all Of john and eight Plus.
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  Speaker 2: Kate all of that was was prime light years.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Beyond anything that's coming out OF tlc right. Now correct
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: me If i'm, wrong you're, correct maybe ninety Day. Fiance
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: but the thing About Nainty Day fiance is like they
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: become influencers and it's all. Fake and also it's two hours,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: long so. Long don't you KNOW i have to go to,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: bed DON'T i have a husband to? Please so, absolutely
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: AND i do mean.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: SEXUAL i MEAN i don't want to hear.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: That SO i just it's just a. Lot so, YEAH
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: i JUST i long for the days when reality television
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: was liddy like a titty six sevens. Same Oh, god for,
• 41:00
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• 41:04
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• 41:06
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• 41:19
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