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This is Poly Season 1 Episode 1 "The More, the Messier" · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Welcome lovers to Vanity Farrah. My name is Chris Farrah,
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Speaker 1: and today I have a brand new show for you.
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Speaker 1: Can you tell because I'm speaking in this kind of voice.
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Speaker 1: This voice is kind of like my cost one oh
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Speaker 1: three point five after hours voice, like the one that
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Speaker 1: takes requests. Wants you to shout out the people that
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Speaker 1: mean something to you and maybe send them a little
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Speaker 1: love song their way. Anyway, don't worry, I'm gonna get
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Speaker 1: out of that and get back to like my Californians.
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Speaker 1: Here it is. We are talking brand new show. This
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Speaker 1: is Polly. This is season one, it's episode one. Let's
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Speaker 1: talk about it, you guys. Okay, So this is Polly
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Speaker 1: is on AMC streaming. It is from the same people
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Speaker 1: that brought us Love after lock Up. And we know
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Speaker 1: this because one couple, and by a couple, I mean Throppol, Cammi, Trent,
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Speaker 1: and Nita were introduced to us on this season seven,
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Speaker 1: episode nine of Love After lock Up, so it's only
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Speaker 1: too easy for us to bridge right over to the show.
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Speaker 1: Not a lot of episodes for season one, although there
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Speaker 1: is a lot of fun characters with interesting lives, interesting looks,
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Speaker 1: and we're going to talk about it, you guys, Here's
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Speaker 1: the thing. I I would like to think of myself
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Speaker 1: as being experimental or someone that would try new things.
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Speaker 1: So when it comes to polyamory, like on paper, I'm like,
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Speaker 1: I'm a cool girl, and like I'm chill, and like
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Speaker 1: I'm super modern and I'm very young, So why not
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Speaker 1: like this thing, like you know, that's like become a
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Speaker 1: big thing and just like get fucked all the time
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Speaker 1: by different people. But the other part of me, the
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Speaker 1: part that knows myself and knows like how you know, sensitive,
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Speaker 1: how jealous or like possessive I can be, or how
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Speaker 1: like I want someone to be devoted to me or
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Speaker 1: maybe you call it insecure attachment or whatever. Like that
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Speaker 1: part of me that exists, I mean, one hundred percent
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Speaker 1: knows I can't do that, right, I can't do that.
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Speaker 1: I really like the idea of just having one person.
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Speaker 1: I'm someone who's had many codependent relationships, mostly with women,
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Speaker 1: even though I'm heterosexual, you know what I mean. So
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Speaker 1: I already live in a world where I would I
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Speaker 1: only need one but me and this one person, like
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Speaker 1: you know, a ride or die. Now I'm single, So
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Speaker 1: you know, as I say this, what if I just
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Speaker 1: suddenly just fall in love with two people and become
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Speaker 1: someone's third. I'm not quite sure. It's just that I
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Speaker 1: like the idea of someone liking me the most. I
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Speaker 1: want to be the most liked you can like that person,
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Speaker 1: but like when it comes to love and like forever,
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Speaker 1: like fuck that person. It's me and you, right, And
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Speaker 1: if it's not me and you, I'll kill you. I mean,
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Speaker 1: you know, it's just like I won't kill you, but like,
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Speaker 1: you know, I'll get the fuck out of there because
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Speaker 1: like either my ego can't handle it or yeah, I'm
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Speaker 1: just I just need to be worshiped in a certain way.
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Speaker 1: And so if you are more invested in someone else,
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Speaker 1: I won't even be turned on by you. Then I'll
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Speaker 1: just consider you a lost cause and let go of
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Speaker 1: you into the sea. And then I'll like, you know,
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Speaker 1: say goodbye to Jack, and I'll float on my piece
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Speaker 1: of timber to you know, ashore, and I'll live for
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Speaker 1: the rest of my days, you know, with a huge necklace,
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Speaker 1: just like Rose from Titanic. It was a Titanic joke
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Speaker 1: this whole time, okay, you know me, I make references
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Speaker 1: from the Year of Our Lords in nineties and two thousands,
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Speaker 1: only they're early aughts. But here we are. So this
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Speaker 1: is Polly and this is my recap. So my babes,
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Speaker 1: I have pictures? Shall we start with the thropple from Oh? Yes,
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Speaker 1: I realize I don't have their picture. I only have
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Speaker 1: their love Oh I do? Okay. So this was them
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Speaker 1: on Love after lock Up. It was Trent and Nita,
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Speaker 1: But in real life this is Nita. She looks much better.
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Speaker 1: They gave her a much better bubble picture in this one.
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Speaker 1: Cammy and Trent. Now, if you listened to My Love
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Speaker 1: After Lockup, I've already said the following things. Cammy looks
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Speaker 1: like Rachel Dalizel's sister like she like she just the hair,
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Speaker 1: the face. She looks like Rachel Dalzol. It's Cammy Dollisol okay.
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Speaker 1: And Trent looks like Walter Goggins, you know, said Goggins
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Speaker 1: or Higgins go. I think it's Goggins, like baby Billy
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Speaker 1: from Righteous Demstones. Okay. Anita looks like God Bless Nita. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Now the other thing you should know about them is
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Speaker 1: that Cammi and Trent are married. They're fifty four and
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Speaker 1: fifty five. They married. They married after high school, they
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Speaker 1: were like in a Christian church that seemed awfully conservative,
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Speaker 1: and then they had six kids and one of their
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Speaker 1: kids tragically died, and when their son died in his teens,
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Speaker 1: the church just didn't give them the understanding love and
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Speaker 1: support that they expected and they felt really weird about it.
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Speaker 1: So they end up moving to Redding, California, and then
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Speaker 1: they're like, fuck what we've been doing, which is like
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Speaker 1: trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.
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Speaker 1: He's like, mischley, your hole. She's like anyway, They're like,
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Speaker 1: we're gonna do us. We're going to live for ourselves
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Speaker 1: because because we've been boxed in this whole time by
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Speaker 1: this religion. Fuck that religion, and our child died, so
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Speaker 1: you know, time is fleeting. So we're going to live
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Speaker 1: life on our terms. And our terms is that we
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Speaker 1: like to get down. It feels like they were in
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Speaker 1: like the swinging lifestyle, Like they were in the lifestyle right,
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Speaker 1: and what happened was they go to a newdist resort,
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Speaker 1: like an adult nudist resort, which I'm also like fascinated
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Speaker 1: by because again also like in the nineties and the aughts,
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Speaker 1: when you would get magazines some magazines in the back
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Speaker 1: had like the classified ads, and I always heard of
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Speaker 1: this place called hedonism, and there's hedonism too. I don't
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Speaker 1: know if they still exist. I'm assuming so. And what
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Speaker 1: happens is like I think you go to these places
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Speaker 1: like in I don't know, it's the Bahamas or the
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Speaker 1: dr or something like that, and they're like resorts, maybe
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Speaker 1: all inclusive, and what they also include is just fucking
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Speaker 1: like it's like adult only parties and like naked parties,
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Speaker 1: and like it's kind of like that thing where you
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Speaker 1: get drunk, like on my ties and like you know,
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Speaker 1: you're just like naked or like you just take off
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Speaker 1: your top or whatever and then like some person gives
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Speaker 1: you an eye and you're like hey, room three four
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Speaker 1: four on the bluff or whatever, and then like you
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Speaker 1: just leave your you know, screen door open and they
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Speaker 1: just come in and they just like come in, you
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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And I also haven't tried that,
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Speaker 1: and you would think I had, just by like the
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Speaker 1: way that I lay that out. But there's also like
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Speaker 1: a certain kind of hot quality of that just that
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Speaker 1: like here's the thing. I wish I could do that,
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Speaker 1: But as I tell you, like this like sort of fantasy.
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Speaker 1: There's a like harsh reality, and a harsh reality would
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Speaker 1: be what would actually happen. I'm a boozy ass bitch,
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Speaker 1: and I would go to a place that I was like,
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Speaker 1: this place is old or smells and it's dirty or whatever,
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Speaker 1: and then I'll be like, I don't like anyone here. Literally,
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Speaker 1: I'm getting it from the hotel and itck from all
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Speaker 1: of the guests, and I'd be like, why did I
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Speaker 1: spend four thousand dollars on this when I could have
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Speaker 1: taken myself to like Kawai or something and then just
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Speaker 1: like been somewhere lovely. Maybe it doesn't have to try it,
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Speaker 1: Maybe not hedonism or hedonism too. I also like the
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Speaker 1: idea that they made like a part two? Does hedonism
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Speaker 1: one still exist? Is hedonism to even more adult? And
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Speaker 1: I think there's also like theme weekends, right, like is
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Speaker 1: there musical theater weekend? That'd you mean a lot of gays? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Like I am fascinated by it, and I kind of
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Speaker 1: wish there were more like documentaries on it. It feels
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Speaker 1: like maybe there was like one real sex episode about
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Speaker 1: it and that was it, and that was not enough
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Speaker 1: real episode real sex episodes for me. You guys, okay,
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Speaker 1: should talk about the show. Sure. So, as we know,
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Speaker 1: Cammy and Trent go to anudas resort and that's when
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Speaker 1: Nita walks up right to Cammy and says the magic words,
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Speaker 1: which is that she will fuck Trent just to get
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Speaker 1: to her, and Trent got a bonner and he was like,
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Speaker 1: I'll do it, and then Cammy was like okay, and
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Speaker 1: Cammy just fell fucking headfirst into Nita's vagina but also
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Speaker 1: Nita's heart. They love each other. Meanwhile, Trent's like and me,
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Speaker 1: you know, which is great. So now obviously they were
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Speaker 1: a crossover from Love After lock Up. They don't talk
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Speaker 1: about Nita being locked up for two months for a
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Speaker 1: dui at all on this episode. In fact, you wouldn't
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Speaker 1: even know that they had come from Love after lock
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Speaker 1: Up because, for instance, I started watching this as Polly
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Speaker 1: before I watched that episode of Love After lock Up,
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Speaker 1: and I had no idea that that existed. So I
10:03
Speaker 1: watched this episode, I'm like, these people are great, and
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Speaker 1: then I watched Love up to lock Up and I'm like, wait,
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Speaker 1: those people I know them, and I was like, holy shit,
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Speaker 1: it's smart, smart what they're doing it's like introducing it.
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Speaker 1: It's like when you were watching a television show and
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Speaker 1: they introduced a character and then gave that character a
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Speaker 1: spin off that like, you know, they wanted to secure
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Speaker 1: the fan base for the show by using the pre
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Speaker 1: existing fan base. It's smart marketing. So if you haven't
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Speaker 1: watched Love After lock Up and you're just watching this
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Speaker 1: as Polly, you should know that Nita and Cammy and
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Speaker 1: Trent at one point get in a fight. And when
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Speaker 1: they get in a fight, Nita relapses on drugs, one
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Speaker 1: of them and gets a DUI and then goes to
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Speaker 1: prison or jail for two months. And then immediately when
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Speaker 1: she comes out of the fucking business door or whatever
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Speaker 1: the jail door, they bring her champagne and she pops
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Speaker 1: a bottle of sham pain like right there. And this
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Speaker 1: also caused us, you know, to take some pause to
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Speaker 1: be like, well, should you be doing that? Also, she
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Speaker 1: did not be drinking maybe, but you know what, if
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Speaker 1: you didn't watch Up the lock Up, you would never
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Speaker 1: think that. So here's just some backstory. So here we
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Speaker 1: are now as we know fifty four fifty five, those
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Speaker 1: are the ages of Cami and Trent. Nita's thirty nine,
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Speaker 1: so she's a spring chicken. Now it's funny because Cammy
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Speaker 1: looks really good for her age to me, like, I
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Speaker 1: don't think that Cami and Nita look that far off
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Speaker 1: in ages that they're sixteen years apart. Right, yes, yes,
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Speaker 1: math isn't my forte. Nora's talking. Okay, So I said
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Speaker 1: Cami and Trent had six kids. Maybe they only have
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Speaker 1: four kids, and I'm sorry about that. But one of
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Speaker 1: their kids, maybe they had six to one on them.
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Speaker 1: So one of their kids, the youngest, is name is Zoe.
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Speaker 1: Now Zoe's also on Love After lock Up, but on
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Speaker 1: This Is Polly, we get a lot more information about Zoe.
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Speaker 1: Zoe's also Polly, so she like loves the fact that
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Speaker 1: her parents are like Soup's liberal like this, Zoe's living
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Speaker 1: her Polly life too, honey, like in college. But like
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Speaker 1: you know, that means that she gets to go to
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Speaker 1: Coachella and just like you know, with all her girlfriends,
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Speaker 1: and I mean, have fun, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: Probably do MDMA, That's what I think. Or shrooms, you know. Now,
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Speaker 1: Cammy and Nita have interesting eyebrows. Nita for sure has
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Speaker 1: eyebrows that like only a mother could love and you know,
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Speaker 1: not a mother with taste. Cammy's eyebrows are not as intense,
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Speaker 1: but everyone's everyone. Everyone has like, you know, everyone's sporting
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Speaker 1: ethnic hare. They're both white ladies that are sporting ethnic hare.
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Speaker 1: Maybe Na's not one hundred percent why. I'm not quite sure.
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Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't open my mouth, but you know, I'm saying,
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Speaker 1: like that's what's happening there now. Nita and Cammy and
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Speaker 1: Trent have been doing the thing for a hot ass minute,
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Speaker 1: and there are whole ass adults. But I guess Cammy
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Speaker 1: and Trent this episode want to come out like for
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Speaker 1: some reason, they feel like they need to compose an
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Speaker 1: email to all their friends and family, mostly their family,
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Speaker 1: and be like we're in a polyamorous polycule with Nita
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Speaker 1: and we're letting it be known. And I think it's
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Speaker 1: kind of like maybe like when the holidays come, you know,
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Speaker 1: like Trent's dads like come over to my house and
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Speaker 1: Trent doesn't feel like he can bring Nita. You know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Trent has daddy issues. You know, Trent
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Speaker 1: has always been like the golden boy. He said, you know,
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Speaker 1: like did what daddy wanted and he feels, you know,
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Speaker 1: death reliant on his dad accepting him. He really wants
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Speaker 1: to maintain the air that you know, he's a good boy,
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Speaker 1: and that's caused him strife because he's like fifty five.
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Speaker 1: So at some point he wants to like cut the
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Speaker 1: umbilical cord and be like, fuck it, this is who
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Speaker 1: I am and if you don't like it, that's fine.
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Speaker 1: I'm old and so I'm just gonna live my life.
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Speaker 1: And at the same time, you're even older. You're my dad,
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Speaker 1: and so your options are to accept me the way
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Speaker 1: I am and have a relationship with me or not.
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Speaker 1: And it's really you that's gonna suffer because you're gonna
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Speaker 1: need me soon, buddy, you need me soon. So you know,
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Speaker 1: get with the program. That's kind of what it is.
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Speaker 1: But so basically Cammy has to write a letter to
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Speaker 1: them about all this. Now it's very obvious that Cammy
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Speaker 1: just opens chat GPT and writes a letter and uses
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Speaker 1: chat GPT to write a letter. It's all of the
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Speaker 1: happy CHPT jargon, like their propensity for making like short
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Speaker 1: bullet points sentences maybe with alliteration and those dashes, like
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Speaker 1: this is supposed to be like an important letter where
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Speaker 1: you like expose your soul. And she's like, yeah, chatchept, chatchy,
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Speaker 1: And first of all, I'd never used chatchept, so I win.
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Speaker 1: But also I'm assuming I don't know how you do it,
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Speaker 1: but like I'm assuming that you're like, hey, Chatchypt, please
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Speaker 1: write me a letter where I tell my parents that
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Speaker 1: I'm coming out as a pan sexual polycule person alliteration
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Speaker 1: with Nita and we're loud and proud Polly, And you know,
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Speaker 1: chatchept does. Now. I would like to think that you
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Speaker 1: also had to get chat chept to like make a
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Speaker 1: Facebook status, because Cammie and Trent surely seem like people
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Speaker 1: that make Facebook statuses, daily Facebook statuses, you know, and like,
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Speaker 1: Cammy's probably done it all. Cammy's probably done a Facebook
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Speaker 1: status which is like, can't tell anyone why, but please
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Speaker 1: send your prayers before I get some bad news or something.
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Speaker 1: You know. Couple us. There's a certain person and either
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Speaker 1: they're like in a certain geographical area, or they're like
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Speaker 1: a certain age, or they have like a certain personality
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Speaker 1: disorder that loves to have people worry about them and
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Speaker 1: show concern about them by like vague statuses, right, big book,
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Speaker 1: and Well, it's funny because I mean I think it's crazy,
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Speaker 1: Like I think that's crazy talk. And I think that
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Speaker 1: like the minute I see that, I'm like file it
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Speaker 1: away that that person is not to be trusted. That
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Speaker 1: person doesn't know how they come off and doesn't have
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Speaker 1: like a grasp of reality. Because it's really weird to
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Speaker 1: me to be like, please send me good vibes. I'm
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Speaker 1: about to get information I don't know how to deal with.
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Speaker 1: And it's like, if you are so beclemed, if you
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Speaker 1: are in need of support, why you wouldn't just call
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Speaker 1: the people in your life or stop by the holms
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Speaker 1: or make people that you like come over to your
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Speaker 1: home to actually give you what you want, which is
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Speaker 1: like connection and support. Because what you're gonna get in
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Speaker 1: a Facebook status is like multiple notifications of likes and comments,
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Speaker 1: and that is just weird dopamine hits without like any
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Speaker 1: sort of genuine, sincere love or connection behind them. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I just think it's so crazy. You know, I'm not
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Speaker 1: saying every Facebook status is crazy, you know, I'm talking
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Speaker 1: about the big booking. Okay, So, but also I feel like,
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Speaker 1: you know, like the people that get mad on Facebook
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Speaker 1: fucked American Airlines. You know, it's like all of those
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Speaker 1: ones are just like, oh my god, that's crazy. But
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Speaker 1: I do feel like Hammy and Trent came out on
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Speaker 1: Facebook also like had chat gibt with all the dashes,
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Speaker 1: be like, and you know, Cammi and Trent have different
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Speaker 1: Facebook profiles, and so she tagged Nita taged Trent, so
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Speaker 1: they all had like a shared situation where they we're like, you, guys,
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Speaker 1: we are in a polyamorous relationship. So if you're gonna
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Speaker 1: invite one of us to a party and expect all
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Speaker 1: three to come, please put extra burgers and hot dogs
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Speaker 1: on the grill, you know, please buy Nita a present.
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Speaker 1: So you know, Cammy sends that out and they get
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Speaker 1: some people don't even respond, which is their correct answer,
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Speaker 1: but they also get like some aunts and some like
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Speaker 1: sisters and cousins who are like, this is weird, and
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Speaker 1: whatever you do, don't let other people know because it's weird.
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Speaker 1: And it's like, well, that has nothing to do with you, girl,
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Speaker 1: Like if you think these people are weird, then let
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Speaker 1: them be weird together. But like, don't tell someone else
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Speaker 1: how to live and don't tell them they're being weird
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Speaker 1: because they don't give a fucking care, Like they're already
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Speaker 1: sending you this email. They're past that. That's weird. They're
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Speaker 1: past that. I think. I think it's interesting now Trent
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Speaker 1: is like losing his goddamn mind because like his dad
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Speaker 1: hasn't written back, and he doesn't know how his dad feels.
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know, his old dad, you know,
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Speaker 1: is probably like, you know, beyond a boom or whatever
19:43
Speaker 1: the boomer generation of boomers are, and so he you know,
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Speaker 1: realizes that his dad's like what a weird pussy cuckold,
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Speaker 1: you know whatever he's going to say about his son.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if he uses the word cuckled or pussy,
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Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying, Like his dad's mine.
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Trent. Let's just Trent has some quality,
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Speaker 1: like you know whatever, he is like a little too
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Speaker 1: soft or whatever it is. His dad knows. His dad
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Speaker 1: Ben knowsing like Trent is. I think has one brother
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Speaker 1: that's a real fuck up. So Trent's always been better
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Speaker 1: in you know, the family's mind than his like brother.
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Speaker 1: But like, I don't think his dad is like gonna
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Speaker 1: be that shock that Trent has a little extra to him.
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Speaker 1: I think parents mostly know their kids. I mean, you know,
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Speaker 1: of course they you know. I think that they sometimes
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Speaker 1: deny what they know, but like parents usually know. I mean,
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Speaker 1: unless you really spend no time with your kid, or
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Speaker 1: unless you're a narcissist, and therefore when you look at
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Speaker 1: your kid, all you see is like a smaller version
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Speaker 1: of you, then you really don't know your kid. You
20:44
Speaker 1: just know, like whatever your version of yourself you want
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Speaker 1: to pretend your kid is. You know. Okay, Nita has guilt,
20:51
Speaker 1: right because Nita is the reason all this is happening.
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Speaker 1: And so Nita sees Trent crying and she's like, I
20:56
Speaker 1: did that. But also Nita knows the only way she
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Speaker 1: can get to Cammy's cooch is fucking Trent sometimes, so
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Speaker 1: she has to deal with Trent, and she, you know,
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Speaker 1: doesn't really want to. Cammy's like, well, he does make
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Speaker 1: good money, you know, and the kids love him, you know,
21:17
Speaker 1: not his dad so much, but our kids do. Cammy's
21:21
Speaker 1: also only known, you know, Trent as like a codependent
21:25
Speaker 1: person in her life, like since she's been in high school.
21:27
Speaker 1: So Cammy's just right now having her cake and eating
21:30
Speaker 1: it too, and then going to get her hair done
21:32
Speaker 1: like you know, and getting grades put in or I'm
21:37
Speaker 1: not quite sure, you know, And then they're both getting
21:39
Speaker 1: their eyebrows on together with like sharpies. When they show
21:45
Speaker 1: us pictures of what Cammi used to look like, it's
21:48
Speaker 1: vastly different, you know, vastly white, vastly waspy, vastly Christiani
21:54
Speaker 1: like bowl haircut. So I'm not saying that Cammi looks
21:58
Speaker 1: worse than she did before. I'm not at all she
22:00
Speaker 1: looks better. But it's just a marketed change someone really had.
22:07
Speaker 1: They both had like a midlife crisis, like you wouldn't believe.
22:11
Speaker 1: They just Trent and Cammy took off who they were
22:15
Speaker 1: for the past forty years and then like butterflies came
22:19
Speaker 1: into this world, changed, metamorphosized, and they all seem happy.
22:27
Speaker 1: You know, they're happy when they pick up Nita from prison.
22:30
Speaker 1: You know they're happy with Nita. They're somewhat happy composing
22:33
Speaker 1: this email. I mean, Trent has like a boohoo thing
22:35
Speaker 1: talking about his dad, but that's not his first time
22:37
Speaker 1: boohoong about his dad. Even Cammy's like, huh yeah, oh,
22:41
Speaker 1: you're the golden boy, and now you have to like
22:43
Speaker 1: think about maybe not being Cammy doesn't really care. Cammy
22:47
Speaker 1: can't even care enough to actually write the emotions in
22:50
Speaker 1: her heart about this big thing in her heart. All
22:52
Speaker 1: CAMMI can do is open up chatch epte and be like,
22:55
Speaker 1: you do it, AI, you do it, A, you take
22:59
Speaker 1: all the hard things from me. I just want to
23:01
Speaker 1: fuck Needa all day long. I like take a pause
23:11
Speaker 1: because it's just so crazy to me. I get that
23:15
Speaker 1: like Claude and chat GPT and all those things, like
23:18
Speaker 1: if you use it, like I'm not gonna like you know,
23:21
Speaker 1: lambast you. I'm assuming that there are valid reasons to
23:25
Speaker 1: use them. It's just that why you don't trust yourself,
23:33
Speaker 1: especially at like the age of fifty four, where you
23:36
Speaker 1: hadn't used this thing for like the majority of your
23:38
Speaker 1: life to formulate a letter using the words and expressions
23:47
Speaker 1: that hold the place to your truth that like could
23:50
Speaker 1: convey your sincere beliefs and will just let some computer
23:56
Speaker 1: program do it. It's like it's lazy, but it's also
24:03
Speaker 1: like untrustworthy of yourself because also when you see the letter,
24:09
Speaker 1: it's very obviously didn't like she didn't start with chatchibt
24:12
Speaker 1: and then like try and make it her own. She
24:14
Speaker 1: just copy and pasted the whole thing. Okay, let's move on,
24:22
Speaker 1: shall we. We're gonna move on to the yahways Honey,
24:27
Speaker 1: there's Yahweh Poetic. He's in the middle. He's a rapper.
24:31
Speaker 1: When we first see him, he has like very interesting hair.
24:34
Speaker 1: The hairline is hair lying, it's straight. He dresses sort
24:37
Speaker 1: of like like a young prince in a medieval fairy tale.
24:43
Speaker 1: Now he has a group of women and they all
24:47
Speaker 1: have their own names that have now become their middle names,
24:50
Speaker 1: where Yahweh is their first name, so he's Yahweh Poetic.
24:54
Speaker 1: There's also Yahweh Jasmine, Yahweh Maddie, Yahweh Crystal, and Yahweh Debosh.
25:03
Speaker 1: Now Yahweh Debosh, I think is the first. Then there
25:06
Speaker 1: was Yahweh Jasmine, who's like, I'm now like the regent,
25:09
Speaker 1: I'm like second in command. Then came Maddie, and then
25:13
Speaker 1: the last Yahweh to come is Crystal. And listen, you
25:19
Speaker 1: know I've watched those sister wives before, so we understand
25:23
Speaker 1: the hierarchy here. The first one is usually like the
25:27
Speaker 1: one in charge, and the last one is usually the
25:30
Speaker 1: one that he fucks with the most currently currently and
25:35
Speaker 1: the ones in the middle are just like toe in
25:37
Speaker 1: the line, and that you know, we also know there
25:41
Speaker 1: could be some jealousy there. There could be some jealousy there,
25:44
Speaker 1: you know, as he's woman by for his affections and
25:46
Speaker 1: his time, and that is exactly what happens. Now. The
25:52
Speaker 1: fact that they have Yahweh in their name makes us
25:55
Speaker 1: feel like there's a religious component to all this, you know,
26:00
Speaker 1: yahweh being like, I am what is am? I sam?
26:08
Speaker 1: I am? I'm just kidding, and so I don't you know,
26:12
Speaker 1: I don't they they don't actually talk about what that
26:15
Speaker 1: religious component is. So it almost makes me feel like
26:18
Speaker 1: Yahweh Poetic made the whole thing up. Was just like,
26:22
Speaker 1: this is what happening here? You call me Yahweh poetic
26:25
Speaker 1: and then you all have Yahweh in front of your names.
26:27
Speaker 1: I'm the main attraction, the Yahweh of yahwehs, and you
26:31
Speaker 1: guys are my little angels, my little chair roobs honey
26:34
Speaker 1: flippant about you are the disciple of angels, you know.
26:37
Speaker 1: So like Dubash isn't like as finely dressed as Poetic,
26:44
Speaker 1: so he didn't make it like a decree that everyone
26:46
Speaker 1: has to dress like fairy tale prince and princesses. It
26:49
Speaker 1: would have been fun. Now, the other thing about yahweh
26:53
Speaker 1: Poetic is that he is always on the hunt for
26:56
Speaker 1: new queens. He's not done, not done, honey, there's gonna
27:01
Speaker 1: be more yahwehs. And the women feel bad about this,
27:08
Speaker 1: but they have to agree for some reason. Now, the
27:11
Speaker 1: other thing about it is that he's very quick and
27:13
Speaker 1: so other women to be like, we fuck each other.
27:16
Speaker 1: We've been fucking. So that's different from sister wise because
27:19
Speaker 1: we never saw Mary getting in bed with Christine. In fact, no,
27:24
Speaker 1: they would never. But all these girls get down with
27:26
Speaker 1: each other, and it probably works out for them because, hey,
27:30
Speaker 1: they're by and also b because like if you're lonely,
27:33
Speaker 1: because Poetic is you know, spending time with Crystal yahweh poetic,
27:37
Speaker 1: yeahweh Crystal. Then you know, Debosh and Maddie can be like, well, hi,
27:45
Speaker 1: jump in this queen size bed, queen, you know. So
27:49
Speaker 1: they also raise all their kids together. There's eighteen kids
27:53
Speaker 1: in counting, so nineteen kids, well a lot of kids.
28:00
Speaker 1: Whenever you see these out of kids, you're like, how
28:02
Speaker 1: do you afford all these kids? But maybe it's like
28:05
Speaker 1: we all they all have jobs, a and b they
28:08
Speaker 1: all you know, are sharing COSTCOO memberships and it takes
28:13
Speaker 1: a village and you don't have to pay for child
28:15
Speaker 1: to care. What I say, childcare eighteen kids is a
28:20
Speaker 1: lot though. Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of kids,
28:24
Speaker 1: you know, like they're fertile or fertile bunch. Poetic is
28:28
Speaker 1: just shooting the opposite of blanks, fully loaded arsenals every night,
28:38
Speaker 1: shooting at the clubs. Okay, So the thing is the
28:43
Speaker 1: newest wife is named Crystal, and early on she's like,
28:47
Speaker 1: guess what today is? It's our anniversary and the bitches
28:52
Speaker 1: are like, you're anniversary. We don't celebrate anniversaries here, there'd
28:56
Speaker 1: be too many of them. And it's like, you know,
28:59
Speaker 1: it's so interesting relationship, but like there's so many anniversaries
29:03
Speaker 1: to think of, like the anniversary of the day we met,
29:07
Speaker 1: the anniversary of our first date, you know, like and
29:10
Speaker 1: then people are like, it's a three month anniversary, and
29:12
Speaker 1: it's like that's not a real fucking thing. It is
29:16
Speaker 1: not a real thing to have a three month anniversary.
29:18
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's dumb anyway, because mayber how people are
29:24
Speaker 1: like think that Valentine's Day is dumb if Valentine's Day
29:27
Speaker 1: is dumb, and I'm not saying it is, then three
29:29
Speaker 1: month anniversaries are dumb. But all the girls like, we
29:31
Speaker 1: don't fucking do that here because what what are you
29:33
Speaker 1: going to say? He's gonna take you out for dinner. No,
29:36
Speaker 1: he's it's our time, and he has kids. He has
29:38
Speaker 1: eighteen fucking kids. That means there's eighteen birthdays plus all
29:42
Speaker 1: of our birthdays. You don't have time to deal with
29:45
Speaker 1: your anniversary, Crystal. The Crystal wants private times. She's like what,
29:51
Speaker 1: So basically he's trying to pacify both women, uh, because
29:59
Speaker 1: you know, the women feel some type of way, And
30:01
Speaker 1: specifically Maddie is pissed at Crystal over this, like hates it.
30:06
Speaker 1: And it's always like already like poetic, you don't divvy
30:11
Speaker 1: up your time well, and he's like kind of putting
30:14
Speaker 1: it back on them, like I do. You just have
30:17
Speaker 1: to appreciate it, you have to be cool by yourself
30:20
Speaker 1: or whatever. And it's like kind of shitty and also
30:23
Speaker 1: makes me feel like Maddie's not going to stay around.
30:29
Speaker 1: I always want to know, like how men like this
30:32
Speaker 1: deal If another guy who isn't disgusting hits on one
30:39
Speaker 1: of their women, Like if he felt the need to
30:43
Speaker 1: suddenly have to compete like these women are doing for
30:47
Speaker 1: the affection of their queens, Like how he would deal
30:49
Speaker 1: with that, Like how his ego would Would he be like, well,
30:52
Speaker 1: if she wants to fuck him, then that's fine, get
30:54
Speaker 1: out of here. Or would he then be like, that's
30:56
Speaker 1: my woman, Okay, I'll spend more time with it. You know.
31:00
Speaker 1: It's just it's gross, and I feel bad for them,
31:05
Speaker 1: you know, because here's the thing. I'm not saying that
31:07
Speaker 1: people don't want to be in polyamorous polycules. This is
31:10
Speaker 1: a big one. But it's obvious that not all of
31:14
Speaker 1: the needs are being met here, nor is the communication
31:18
Speaker 1: really great, nor is he attending to the concerns of
31:24
Speaker 1: all his women. Now, we could say it's a television
31:26
Speaker 1: show and we don't know what their private conversations are.
31:32
Speaker 1: I would like to think that Maddie has brought this
31:34
Speaker 1: up just to him, but also maybe she hasn't. Maybe
31:37
Speaker 1: she was expecting the other ones to jump on board,
31:40
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, you're spending a lot of time with Crystal,
31:43
Speaker 1: but they're kind of not. They're like, you don't care.
31:45
Speaker 1: You know. There's always like I feel like in the
31:50
Speaker 1: infrastructure of many women one man, I feel like there's
31:54
Speaker 1: always one woman who's like, I'm fine, you know, Like
32:01
Speaker 1: that's like in Sister Wives Janelle. Janelle was always self
32:05
Speaker 1: sufficient and she never was jealous like Christine was, or
32:11
Speaker 1: like of the Robin situation, you know, like Janelle was
32:14
Speaker 1: just like, whatever, I don't don't rather him not be around.
32:17
Speaker 1: It's easier for me, So I'm not really jealous he's here.
32:20
Speaker 1: When he's here and he's not and even better, you know.
32:23
Speaker 1: And then of course there's the youngest one that's like,
32:26
Speaker 1: I'm the pretty one. I'm the pretty new one. He
32:29
Speaker 1: spent so much time with me. Then there's the one
32:31
Speaker 1: that just came before that woman who's like I was
32:33
Speaker 1: a young pretty one and now he has a new,
32:36
Speaker 1: young pretty one and I feel discarded. And then there's
32:39
Speaker 1: like the bitchy first one, you know, Like there's like
32:43
Speaker 1: the tropes, just like how there's the tropes of sex
32:47
Speaker 1: and the city golden girls, you know, and then those tropes,
32:50
Speaker 1: we know, there's always gonna be the over sexualized one,
32:54
Speaker 1: the naive one, the dry one, and like the every
32:58
Speaker 1: woman and golden girl is a little more confusing because
33:03
Speaker 1: I guess the every woman is Estelle and obviously Carrie,
33:06
Speaker 1: and then the over sexual one is Blanche and Samantha,
33:08
Speaker 1: and the naive one is Betty White and Charlotte, and
33:12
Speaker 1: the dry, bitter one is Miranda slash Dorothy. These are
33:17
Speaker 1: the divine female tropes of storytelling in comedy. Oh my god,
33:27
Speaker 1: I gotta say one more thing, even though you know,
33:29
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm so sorry. This is adhd thought.
33:31
Speaker 1: Here's a shout out. I've been listening to this really
33:35
Speaker 1: dark feminist podcast. It's like not a feminist one. It's
33:39
Speaker 1: just a dark comedy made by two women, and it's
33:41
Speaker 1: actually specifically on the surface, very misogynistic. But at the
33:45
Speaker 1: same time it's funny because you're commenting on this as fine.
33:48
Speaker 1: It's very dry. It's British. It's called Dear Jericho and Joan,
33:52
Speaker 1: Dear Joan and Jericho, and it's these two women, British
33:54
Speaker 1: comedians who are pretending to be other women who are
33:58
Speaker 1: receiving problems from people and like almost like a dear
34:01
Speaker 1: Abby giving them their thoughts and their opinions on what
34:06
Speaker 1: to do, and all the opinions are like wrong, but
34:10
Speaker 1: they're wrong in a way in which they're just like
34:13
Speaker 1: hating on women, which why would you listen to that?
34:15
Speaker 1: And it's just so fucking funny. Okay, please dear God,
34:18
Speaker 1: it's so funny. Okay. So then Crystal gets her way
34:23
Speaker 1: and yahweh Poetic takes her out to dinner okay, and
34:26
Speaker 1: she's like so happy that he listened to her, and
34:28
Speaker 1: they're like on a special dinner, which is exactly how
34:30
Speaker 1: when Sister Wives, when Robin got the long ass honeymoon
34:34
Speaker 1: and none of the women ever got honeymoons because they
34:37
Speaker 1: all had to get married in like weird church basements.
34:40
Speaker 1: Then Robin got this big ass wedding and then got
34:42
Speaker 1: on two week honeymoon and he had all those kids already.
34:44
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, God bless. So here's Crystal thinking
34:47
Speaker 1: that she won, but yahweh Poetic's like, well, yeah you
34:52
Speaker 1: have you guys have to take it over your jealousy because
34:54
Speaker 1: what if I brought in a new queen and she's like,
34:58
Speaker 1: are you dating anyone right now? And he's like, well,
35:08
Speaker 1: if you watch Sister Wives, Crystal, you would know that
35:11
Speaker 1: season one was him bringing a new woman in, and
35:14
Speaker 1: so I bet you this is Polly. Since this is
35:17
Speaker 1: only episode one of season one, it was going to
35:20
Speaker 1: be about him doing just that and then we'll have
35:24
Speaker 1: twenty seasons from now anyway, So that's them, You're God, Okay,
35:31
Speaker 1: let's so yeah. The last couple that we meet this
35:36
Speaker 1: episode is wait, I think we have two more couples.
35:42
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, my loves. Oh we do we have
35:44
Speaker 1: two more couples? Okay. Next couple is BQ and Toemina. Okay,
35:51
Speaker 1: we're in Long Island, New York, Honey and BQ and Temina.
35:55
Speaker 1: Temina is like a Kardashiani kind of porn star looking person,
35:59
Speaker 1: and he's like a meathead, meatball, meathead. Okay. He says
36:05
Speaker 1: he's in the car business. He has tats, and she
36:08
Speaker 1: is a Pakistani model influencer with the dog. And he
36:16
Speaker 1: and her are working out at Onyx Fitness and she
36:19
Speaker 1: has you know, like fake boobs. And here's the thing.
36:21
Speaker 1: When we see her in her confessionals, she has these
36:25
Speaker 1: crazy anime like eye contacts. They're like blue gray, I mean,
36:30
Speaker 1: they're real anime looking, like they are jarring, you know,
36:34
Speaker 1: like Banana's looking. And then of course when she's working out,
36:38
Speaker 1: she has like her normal brown eyes and she looks
36:41
Speaker 1: more normal. Did I say normal enough? It's fine. So
36:46
Speaker 1: they have been in a relationship and what happened was
36:49
Speaker 1: he kept cheating on her, and so she left him
36:52
Speaker 1: because she cares about herself. No, just kidding. She was like,
36:55
Speaker 1: I love him so much? How do I make this work?
36:57
Speaker 1: But he keeps cheating on me? Okay, I'll allow it
37:03
Speaker 1: by being okay to be in a polyamorous relationship when
37:08
Speaker 1: I'm not, and I just want him for myself. But
37:10
Speaker 1: instead of finding a man that will treat me well
37:13
Speaker 1: and listen to my needs, she for some reason really
37:16
Speaker 1: wants to be with BQ b C. It's like a
37:25
Speaker 1: half like dairy queen half bo you know what I'm saying,
37:28
Speaker 1: Like BQ? What does Q stand for? Brian Quinn? Sorry,
37:37
Speaker 1: okay anyway, So she like, yeah, isn't about this life?
37:43
Speaker 1: And he just can't keep his dick between his legs,
37:46
Speaker 1: which is weird because he should be able to keep
37:49
Speaker 1: his dick between his legs. He has an inflatable dick.
37:53
Speaker 1: He says, I don't know enough about this. Does his
37:58
Speaker 1: dick not work? He says he has an implant and
38:03
Speaker 1: calls it a robodick. What what happened to your real dick?
38:12
Speaker 1: Like this begs so many questions, like did something happen
38:15
Speaker 1: to your real dick? Is he trans Those are two
38:19
Speaker 1: different thoughts, you know what I'm saying, Like did it
38:23
Speaker 1: just stop working because of like the roid usage and
38:26
Speaker 1: so you had to get some implant in? Did you
38:29
Speaker 1: get kicked in the dick one time and it doesn't work?
38:33
Speaker 1: Is it just that you can't get hard fourteen times
38:36
Speaker 1: a day? Did you rub your dick so hard washing
38:39
Speaker 1: porn for like the past forty years that now it
38:41
Speaker 1: doesn't like what you can't just like, if you're going
38:45
Speaker 1: to give me all that information, I think you have
38:46
Speaker 1: to give me more information, or don't give me any information.
38:49
Speaker 1: Make me just believe that your dick just is a
38:51
Speaker 1: normal dick inflatable dick. Implant calls it a robo dick,
38:58
Speaker 1: but I guess, like you know, she has a lot
38:59
Speaker 1: of plastic surgery too. They're just two plastic surgery loving people,
39:04
Speaker 1: people that like plastic and bigness, you know, like it
39:07
Speaker 1: trins them on. You know, there's a certain kind of
39:10
Speaker 1: like over the top cartooniness that like people like this
39:15
Speaker 1: are into, like he is cartoony, right, He's like big machoy,
39:21
Speaker 1: kind of like street talking guy. And she you know,
39:26
Speaker 1: like you know, has a full, you know, different body
39:29
Speaker 1: than the one like God gave her. And of course
39:31
Speaker 1: those eyes and so yeah, it's like you it's like
39:37
Speaker 1: they're just seemingly upgrading themselves in their minds from what
39:43
Speaker 1: nature gave them to like the better version, without any
39:46
Speaker 1: sort of like desire to maintain a natural form or
39:51
Speaker 1: to love the skin they're in. Does it dick feel normal?
39:59
Speaker 1: Does it is this dick to feel normal? Was it
40:02
Speaker 1: just that he had a small dick and he wanted
40:05
Speaker 1: a bigger dick, so he got a dick implant, like
40:09
Speaker 1: how she has a butt implant. He was like, great,
40:13
Speaker 1: I'll do the same thing. I'll get a bigger dick.
40:15
Speaker 1: You want you get bigger boobs, You got a bigger button,
40:18
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get a bigger dick because I can
40:21
Speaker 1: see a world in which she had a real small dick,
40:24
Speaker 1: and it annoyed him, especially when he went to the gym. Okay,
40:30
Speaker 1: so obviously I said that they were, you know, in
40:33
Speaker 1: a closed relationship, but now it's been open, like I said,
40:37
Speaker 1: and that she is just doing this because she wants
40:39
Speaker 1: to keep him around even though he doesn't care about
40:42
Speaker 1: her or her feelings. And what had happened was they
40:45
Speaker 1: met a girl on social media. When the girl on
40:47
Speaker 1: social media had slid into her ms Tomina, and Tamina
40:54
Speaker 1: was like, well, if he has to fuck someone else,
40:56
Speaker 1: I like the idea of him fucking a less curby
41:02
Speaker 1: version of me. I'll always know I have a bigger
41:05
Speaker 1: ass than this girl. But she kind of looks like me,
41:07
Speaker 1: same coloring, same everything. What I would absolutely fucking hate
41:11
Speaker 1: if he wanted to fuck someone who looks not like me,
41:14
Speaker 1: because then I'd be like, he likes her more, he
41:17
Speaker 1: likes this type more. But now I'm like, ah, he
41:21
Speaker 1: likes this like lesser Kirby version of me, so he
41:23
Speaker 1: likes me more. Like that's what I feel like to me,
41:25
Speaker 1: it has in her mind. I would I mean, I'm
41:30
Speaker 1: a suit I mean, I don't know. Maybe he's like, yeah,
41:32
Speaker 1: I like exactly what you are, like, brown hair, whatever color, eyes,
41:36
Speaker 1: context you want to put in. Just like a curvy ass,
41:38
Speaker 1: that's what I need. I wonder if he ever likes blondes,
41:43
Speaker 1: you know, like, what would to me to do if
41:45
Speaker 1: he wanted to be with like a super skinny blonde
41:47
Speaker 1: lady likes to meet someone from like Eastern Europe or
41:49
Speaker 1: something like that. I think she'd be real pissed, Okay.
41:53
Speaker 1: So basically she's like, you can meet this girl. Her
41:55
Speaker 1: name is Angie. So they all meet Angie and Angie
41:58
Speaker 1: does that thing where like she has hair over her eye,
42:01
Speaker 1: kind of like the Shirley Bassy dog from Lady in
42:05
Speaker 1: the Tramp. He's a triumph, you know, like that kind
42:11
Speaker 1: of thing, like you think that she's gonna do that
42:12
Speaker 1: little blow and have like a peace move up. You know,
42:15
Speaker 1: I like her. So Angie sits down, and Angie knows
42:18
Speaker 1: her assignment, and her assignment is to be best friends
42:22
Speaker 1: with Tamina period like whether she wants to be with
42:26
Speaker 1: BK Sorry BQ, BK Burger King BQ or not. She
42:32
Speaker 1: knows that the way to his heart is through her heart,
42:36
Speaker 1: so she butties up hardcore Tomena or maybe she's like,
42:40
Speaker 1: you know Anita, that's like I'm gonna fuck BQ to
42:44
Speaker 1: get to you. I also want to You're the main prize,
42:47
Speaker 1: and to Mina's like thanks, okay. So basically they start
42:52
Speaker 1: to talk about bq's pass, which is that guess what
42:55
Speaker 1: he cheated and he had told to Mina that he
43:01
Speaker 1: like hadn't really cheated, and then lets it out of
43:04
Speaker 1: the bag that he really did cheat in front of Angie,
43:07
Speaker 1: and Angie's like what, buddy, and Timina's like, you're just
43:10
Speaker 1: telling me that now, and so Angie's like, this is crazy.
43:13
Speaker 1: He shouldn't have done that. So now BQ fully realized
43:16
Speaker 1: that it's two against one and he's the odd one
43:18
Speaker 1: out just like Trent. But his eagle can't handle it
43:23
Speaker 1: where Trent's can't, you know. So then he like gets
43:26
Speaker 1: up and he's like angry, and he like walks out,
43:28
Speaker 1: and then the two women fuck. Then a story I'm
43:30
Speaker 1: not quite sure, but you know that's the drama that happens.
43:35
Speaker 1: I mean, I would like to think that to me,
43:36
Speaker 1: to be like, yeah, fucking leave, I don't give a
43:38
Speaker 1: shit about you. Thank you Angie for showing me the way.
43:41
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Bq's like, BCK was disgusting.
43:46
Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, Tamina is no prize for how she
43:48
Speaker 1: treats herself. Like again, I would love to see BQ
43:52
Speaker 1: have to deal with like Tamina getting hit on by
43:55
Speaker 1: like someone who he thinks is better than him, like Ei,
43:58
Speaker 1: this person has more money or whatnot, and like how
44:02
Speaker 1: he would react because he very much feels like he's
44:06
Speaker 1: like I could take or leave. We don't give a
44:07
Speaker 1: fuck up and reusa, you are good and that's fine.
44:09
Speaker 1: You know, he's like that kind of asshole. I mean
44:11
Speaker 1: to me, it doesn't deserve that. What's to Meeta's family
44:14
Speaker 1: gonna say, you guys, so many things. Okay. Last couple
44:23
Speaker 1: is Bri and Marley, both thirty seven, living in Las Vegas.
44:27
Speaker 1: They're like social media influencer polyamorous people. Now. Market was
44:36
Speaker 1: in a relationship with a man for a long ass
44:38
Speaker 1: time and what happened was her and her husband were like,
44:43
Speaker 1: let's have some fun. Let's bring in a third and
44:45
Speaker 1: that third was Bri. And then Market was like, you
44:51
Speaker 1: know what, Bri and I are going to go do
44:53
Speaker 1: our thing. We're into each other. You're not shit, you leave,
44:57
Speaker 1: and Brie and I are going to like take social
45:00
Speaker 1: by storm. They have like a Facebook page, they go live.
45:02
Speaker 1: Their whole thing is like they want to create a
45:05
Speaker 1: poly polycule where only they are allowed to bring people
45:11
Speaker 1: in because it's their way or the highway. And they're
45:14
Speaker 1: like yeah, you know, we're going to bring it up
45:16
Speaker 1: to like ninety nine women. They are popular online and
45:27
Speaker 1: so women are sliding into their dms all the time,
45:29
Speaker 1: like wanting to get in, you know, like you're also
45:32
Speaker 1: wanting to be famous and running that coattail. You know.
45:36
Speaker 1: Markets a little fembree is like a little mask, and
45:40
Speaker 1: I like them a lot. So they go over their
45:44
Speaker 1: things they want in a match. They want people who
45:49
Speaker 1: have big asses, nice teeth, and have hygiene, aren't crunchy.
45:56
Speaker 1: They say they're looking for pgs or potential girlfriends. At
46:01
Speaker 1: the same time, Market's still technically married, like she didn't
46:05
Speaker 1: get that paper done, you know what I'm saying, and
46:08
Speaker 1: Brie feels some type of way about it, badly anger
46:12
Speaker 1: about it. So basically they have been dating, you know,
46:19
Speaker 1: a couple of women, and none of the women are
46:21
Speaker 1: really good except for Key. Now Key knows that she's
46:26
Speaker 1: a knit girl, she has all the fly things, she's hot,
46:30
Speaker 1: she's into it. They've been dating for like a month
46:32
Speaker 1: or two, so Market and Brie are like, let's see
46:36
Speaker 1: if you can get her on board. So we're gonna
46:38
Speaker 1: wine and die in her doing something that we know
46:40
Speaker 1: she likes, which is gar coat the way go kart racing.
46:45
Speaker 1: She likes the thrill of adrenaline, pedal to the metal.
46:49
Speaker 1: But the way they do it is all of them
46:51
Speaker 1: are in the passenger seat while a professional go kart
46:54
Speaker 1: face race sorry race car driver is like bringing them
46:58
Speaker 1: around a track. And yeah, she checks all the boxes,
47:05
Speaker 1: you know, because she respects them. She knows that they're
47:07
Speaker 1: the ones calling the shots. She isn't a pillow princess,
47:12
Speaker 1: which means that she knows how to like look that kiddie,
47:15
Speaker 1: and she's not going to just like fall asleep right
47:19
Speaker 1: after you've done her. And she has her own thing,
47:22
Speaker 1: you know, she makes her own money, She has her
47:24
Speaker 1: own life, and she doesn't smell. She showers daily, if
47:28
Speaker 1: not hourly, make sure everything is right tight, put away
47:34
Speaker 1: nice and neat. You know what I'm saying, Laby is
47:37
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So they take her out and listen,
47:42
Speaker 1: they're like hot and have a lot of you know,
47:46
Speaker 1: cachet online, so the fact that they're giving Key all
47:50
Speaker 1: the attention makes them feel like, of course Key is
47:53
Speaker 1: going to want to jump on board, so many women
47:55
Speaker 1: do or whatever, and then they pay for the go
47:58
Speaker 1: kart racing and Key is like, you know, prancing around.
48:03
Speaker 1: And so when they come clean and they're like, hey, Key,
48:07
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of this situation, you know.
48:10
Speaker 1: And even though there is a little discord, as I said,
48:13
Speaker 1: because Brie wants market to like go ahead and get
48:16
Speaker 1: that fucking divorce finalized, Key turns the tables on them
48:21
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know what, I'm not quite ready
48:27
Speaker 1: and I need to think about it. And Mark it's like,
48:34
Speaker 1: think about it, you know, think about it. Oh, yeah,
48:37
Speaker 1: that makes sense, You're going to think about It's fine.
48:39
Speaker 1: Now it's not fine. They're pissed on the inside, but
48:42
Speaker 1: they decide not to show it because they don't want
48:44
Speaker 1: to look crazy. And the way that Key said it
48:47
Speaker 1: wasn't like super disrespectful. It was kind of like, I'm
48:53
Speaker 1: not quite sure if I'm ready for this. I need
48:55
Speaker 1: a little more time to think. Now. They want to
48:57
Speaker 1: be like time's up, bitch, but they can't, you know,
49:03
Speaker 1: because it seems like their prospects at the moment aren't great. Now. Again,
49:10
Speaker 1: their list is not long of what they need. Someone
49:12
Speaker 1: who respects them has their own shit going showers and
49:18
Speaker 1: knows how to throw down in bed, which makes me
49:20
Speaker 1: feel like their prospects are just flat assed, fucked up
49:25
Speaker 1: teeth tired people that pass out and you know, want
49:31
Speaker 1: a free dinner. Now, sometimes I'm that way. I'm just kidding,
49:37
Speaker 1: but like you know, it's hard out there. Yeah, it's
49:41
Speaker 1: hard out there to date. It's hard out there to
49:43
Speaker 1: find good people. I mean, I am in the same boat, truly.
49:48
Speaker 1: My list is small of what I need and I
49:49
Speaker 1: can't find it. I also want someone who takes showers.
49:54
Speaker 1: I also want someone who you know, will do the
49:58
Speaker 1: things to me that I'm willing to do to them.
50:02
Speaker 1: And I want someone who has their own thing and
50:04
Speaker 1: also money, you know, some money. So yeah, slim pickens
50:09
Speaker 1: out there. That's why they're so into Key, and that's
50:11
Speaker 1: why Key knows it. He's like, I'm that girl. I
50:19
Speaker 1: don't know if he is also dating other people, like
50:21
Speaker 1: we'll see if she's also like I am choosing between them,
50:24
Speaker 1: or I'm in a relationship with you know, so and so,
50:28
Speaker 1: and it could be a man, I'm not quite sure,
50:30
Speaker 1: or if he you know, only dips her pedicured toes
50:33
Speaker 1: and the lady pond. I'm not quite sure, but we're
50:37
Speaker 1: gonna find out. And I want the best for everyone involved.
50:40
Speaker 1: You know, I love the fact I really need to
50:42
Speaker 1: find maybe I could do it right now. I feel
50:45
Speaker 1: like they showed us pictures of their Facebook, so I
50:48
Speaker 1: know that Market and Brie have a whole place on
50:53
Speaker 1: the internet for them that, you know, is people into
50:58
Speaker 1: their polyamory. I'm looking right now. I found the wee
51:08
Speaker 1: tv page for Okay. Yeah, they've been Polly for a
51:13
Speaker 1: long time. I'll gotta find it some way. Yeah, they
51:16
Speaker 1: go live a lot. I'm assuming they have an Only Fans, right,
51:21
Speaker 1: I mean, just because it's like, if why wouldn't you
51:24
Speaker 1: make money, you know, giving people what they want, which
51:28
Speaker 1: is a taste of the fantasy. If you make money
51:32
Speaker 1: that way and you're already open about other things, you
51:35
Speaker 1: can't just be like showing titty on Facebook live. You
51:39
Speaker 1: can't be showing titty and more on OnlyFans. And they're
51:43
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, he would make a lot of money.
51:47
Speaker 1: He's like, I know. Anyway. That is the end of
51:50
Speaker 1: the episode. I can't wait to talk about more of this.
51:53
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51:57
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52:03
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52:06
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52:55
Speaker 1: This is Polly and I'm happy to do more and
52:58
Speaker 1: connect with you with you more. So, thank you guys
53:02
Speaker 1: so much. Let's breathe and I will send you on
53:04
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53:09
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53:14
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53:19
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53:24
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53:31
Speaker 1: And if you are good, let's celebrate it by making
53:36
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53:42
Speaker 1: gifting ourselves with a celebration of what's actually happening in
53:46
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53:53
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53:55
Speaker 1: be like, selebrate the present. Come on, that's better. Okay,
54:01
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54:28
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54:31
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