Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #376 We Don't VIDA ES FIDA the Same W/ Jason Joshua
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- 0:00What up. But thank you for coming back and joining us here for another
- 0:05episode of the Wake and Bake here on We Don't Smoke the Same podcast special
- 0:09edition coming to you on a Thursday, Wake and Bake. And the reason
- 0:13we're doing that is because you can watch this episode on Saturday or watch the
- 0:17episode of Reverie on Saturday. Because on Saturday, we ain't gonna be here.
- 0:22Xavier is going to be a skank fest. Now maybe we don't know,
- 0:27we'll find out. You'll see me there. Better let me know.
- 0:29Because I gave away your your puff puff Con. Yeah, yeah, you
- 0:33give it to Sammy Dope. That's a good person. Yeah, but I
- 0:39was like little Zan can't get you it. Yeah, I was like what
- 0:44the hell? Bro was like yeah, but uh yeah what is it?
- 0:47Either way though, Yeah, this Saturday, I will be a puff Con
- 0:50vlogging taking the puff go. You're going all out. Yeah, I'm taking
- 0:55my puff coo. I got the whole thing. I got a couple of
- 0:56friends that are gonna be bown glass there. I got my friend from Japan,
- 0:59elbow Us, so it'd be cool to be and then up with him,
- 1:03uh after you know, like I haven't seen him since Japan, and
- 1:06then I'm probably gonna be worried my pendant that I got from him out there.
- 1:10I don't really have two extravagant penance like that. I don't really have
- 1:12like that. Well I do, but they're they're talking about I know,
- 1:19but there's no they're not like fucking worth like how like there's one. I'm
- 1:23telling you that there's there's I'll tell you a story right now that happened with
- 1:27elbow glass story time. Yeah, but what's up? Makes? What's up?
- 1:33Dog? What's up? I'm feeling good. I'm excited for this double
- 1:36header, doubleheader. Yeah, we got two today and I was a little
- 1:41sad about yesterday, but today's gonna make it stop right stop stop stop right.
- 1:45There wasn't that many thing of his fans there, it was it h
- 1:49There wasn't like honestly, how far how far in Mexico is that? Like?
- 1:52Is that like far? Where? Like foods are gonna die to make
- 1:53the trip from there where they from where Ste is from Monterrey, they're from
- 1:57wherever the champions are because they're champions, right, So how far? How
- 2:06far is it is it in Mexico? That's got to be really far?
- 2:08For them like not to be that many out here, I would know it's
- 2:13deep. I'm looking up right now, it's probably like, honestly, it's
- 2:17probably really deep, bro like, because with the less and less fans that
- 2:21I see from the team i'm in the stadium. It just the way I
- 2:23look at it is, I was like, it was farther for you guys
- 2:25to immigrate over here. Not the way these days are going. These fools
- 2:29are coming in here like you've been seeing the fucking border ship. Oh yeah,
- 2:32dog, Oh they're from first of all, my bad, they're from
- 2:35Level and that's over there by Texas, other by San Antonio, but by
- 2:42the golf golf in Mexico. But it's not that much of us. It's
- 2:45not I don't think Data's that has that many fans. It's not chiev Us.
- 2:49Okay, that's not America. It's not even to you has got a
- 2:53big fan base. Okay. So those those teams that you mentioned just now,
- 2:58and they in that champion, that League Cup whatever, oh what about
- 3:02it the Lead Cup or what they just played for right now? That was
- 3:07be on this cup? So were they eligible to be in that cup?
- 3:10Were they in that cup? You know what sun suck. You know.
- 3:13You know what sucks about that ship is that, Like I really thought for
- 3:16a second, I was like, man, I might have figured out a
- 3:19Glitchendu Luminati. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be able to prove because I was
- 3:23gonna go deep and make this whole video, right. I was like,
- 3:24I'm gonna be able to prove the sports or scripted, even the MLS.
- 3:29I was gonna do all this ship bro putting so much effort. I was
- 3:30gonna be like, why would be real make a song called sweet comp on
- 3:36this knowing that they were gonna win the compy on this cup scripted or not.
- 3:40I was gonna fucking go deep dogs Funny, if you would have gotten
- 3:45deep deep, I would have gone to collab with you with like let it
- 3:49run. He's only I would have been. I would have been like,
- 3:51teld me and they's scripted? Ye? Yeah, Like think just gonna waste
- 3:54this time. I was like, Howking the song that he did for the
- 3:58Dodgers wasn't that big? Wouldn't it be like coincidence? Yeah? Yeah,
- 4:04I wouldn't. It would have been good though, But you couldn't fucking do
- 4:10it, could you? Mantc Dog. I mean, there's an conspiracy in
- 4:14football right now. Aaron Rodgers was anticipated. He had a whole fucking show
- 4:18about him because he's gonna pay for the Jets. This is all I've been
- 4:23watching that on HBO Max, Stop watching it, Dog, because he's fucking
- 4:27the first game of that season, the first time he touches the ball,
- 4:30he turns his or his achilles like one of the coincidents of Dog and Moondo.
- 4:36Like what I'm speaking of? Injuries, messy guy injured. We knew
- 4:42that was coming. We knew that was coming. And did you see Miami
- 4:46couldn't even win. They can't win without MESSI what's his injuries? A major
- 4:51looks on bullshit? Right? Injured growing two three weeks? Does that mean
- 4:58your pen is injured? It hurts though, Yeah the fuck. You don't
- 5:01want to fuck if you have a fucked up growing dog. Have you gotten
- 5:03a fucked up growing Yeah? Yeah, it's just when you you sprint without
- 5:08stretching pretty much like you pull your muscle and hurts. Dog. It's bad.
- 5:14Oh, that shit can happen to you sometimes if you get up too
- 5:15quick, if you're old. Yeah, like I've seen that shit before I
- 5:18saw that sh in the movie, and I was like, what happened to
- 5:20that old man? And that's what happened? Like I was, I guess
- 5:24that was what portrayed in the movie to happen. You know what old man
- 5:26died? What the Lord branderboard? No, Dumbledore, that's what I mean.
- 5:33I don't I don't like you, don't like. I don't want Harry
- 5:35Potter man. I mean I don't love love coming from you as I would
- 5:40never expect you to like Harry Potter. I read the books growing up.
- 5:43I read all of them. To the Gobbler of Fire. You did not
- 5:45read the books. People people like they read the Book's gonna be able to
- 5:47pronounce words? What you do? Yeah, Dumbledore, Dumbledore, Waldemore.
- 5:51There's Hermione, there's Ron, there's quidditch like I'm pretty, I'm I'm not
- 5:58in tune. But Harry Potter was dope when I when it came out,
- 6:00you didn't like it, nah, nah No, you're a little younger than
- 6:04I remember. It was like I remember, like this fat ass lady named
- 6:08miss Back, this drama teacher try to get me to watch like Harry Potter
- 6:12because she was like this movie's gonna be great. I read the book when
- 6:14I was younger. She's all, I don't know what happened. I just
- 6:17remember that, like we just like I remember, like the tape was right
- 6:21there, right and I remember me and Jeffrey fucking lifted lifted the top of
- 6:26the tape and just cut the fucking film. Man cut the film. That's
- 6:31like burning a book. Why, honestly, I don't have to watch it.
- 6:38I don't have a straight answer for that. I just think we just
- 6:40didn't like that bitch because she just kicked this out of the same one thing.
- 6:43You threw the papers out of the window. I mean, you were
- 6:45you guys were notorious for acting up. So so it's just like we're just
- 6:49doing dumb shit like that, like throwing shit out the window that will die
- 6:54dogg. And I'm not And I'm saying old people, and like, obviously
- 6:57it's always sad when someone dies, but this though was old when the first
- 6:59movie came out. You know what I'm trying to say. You're like,
- 7:00oh, that fool's gonna die tomorrow. And he lived another one ten years
- 7:03out there, he was like eighty six something like that. It's like that,
- 7:09who's that one food, that old ass guy from Scarface. But you
- 7:14think I'll suck kind of warm like you. That motherfucker lived a while,
- 7:17remember that fucking that Obiahito. Yeah, I came out and breaking back.
- 7:23Yeah, dick, yeah like that and he looks old as shit. Yeah
- 7:27you know who? You know, Who's who's gonna fucking Who's gonna have what
- 7:30is it? Tug? I string in my heart when he dies? Clint
- 7:32Clint Eastwood, Oh yeah, like because he's ninety what ninety eight? Like
- 7:42you know who I thought should like not that, But he's acting food.
- 7:45I know he did that. Fools still getting his dig suit. Yeah,
- 7:47come on, dog, as long as viagrass, as long as they can
- 7:49chew a they can think that feels like making my day. Oh dude,
- 7:55this is for real, for real. You can look this up. One
- 7:58percent facts almost facts. Uh. If you take a lot of bagral,
- 8:01you will lose your hearing. Yeah, I had heard about that. You
- 8:05have never lost some of his hearing And he said he didn't give a fuck.
- 8:07Dog, I mean there is there there is some consequence. He's like,
- 8:11as long as I could feel these poops, yeah, bro, And
- 8:13at the end of the day. Do you want to keep hearing your wife
- 8:16at that age? Long? Like I'm taking biagra not to hear my wife
- 8:20at that point. It's not even for the boners. It's just not you
- 8:22don't have to listen to the wife. And he's that rich, he's big,
- 8:26Like I'm gonna leave this fucking pop ups right here and a speaker.
- 8:31I got shit to dog house. Ain't gonna pay itself. You think that's
- 8:35a consequence. You think that consequence is that bad? When I heard that
- 8:37thought was the main consequence of viagra, I was like, ain't that bad?
- 8:39Eighty to start losing your hear is there is there a consequence to blue
- 8:43schoo? That's the same thing. This is the same chemical. Dog damn
- 8:46y. Have you ever taken a blue schoo? Yeah? I took like
- 8:50like half a one or something like ordering a quarter. What was that experienced?
- 8:54Like I got the federal Yeah, you were you like shocked. I
- 8:58remember when I took and I was like, yeah, right, you feel
- 9:03like you're cheating, bro, like like like in high school and you had
- 9:07to like put it in your pants. You know how it felt, you
- 9:07know how it felt like? Remember you remember that that first Toby McGuire Spider
- 9:11Man when he studied for the Mirror and he realizes he has the powers speak
- 9:18speaking of Spider Man, I was watching the Tom Holland one, and I'm
- 9:20like, why is the guy stupid? Why is this Spider Man stupid?
- 9:26I didn't like that his Spider Man was so nice. Tom the one that
- 9:28day's the black girl? Yeah yeah, yeah. First of all, I
- 9:31was like, Mary Jan's not black. No, it's not. She has
- 9:35another fucking pitch now, because you can't have no offence, dude, there's
- 9:39no black girl named Mary Jack. Yeah. Maybe think back. I take
- 9:43that back. I said it, and I take it back because I wonder
- 9:46black guy like I love Marijuan. I wonder in the parallel in the in
- 9:50the universe, if there's a fucking universe where like there's a ghetto as Spider
- 9:54Man is like, what's about they could just saved you? Then he has
- 9:56like a ghetto as girlfriends, right, He's like, I ain't Mary Jane.
- 10:01I just smoked Mary Jade spider Man's drink, Hennessy his chain on.
- 10:09Because the black Spider Man that I saw, I was like the only thing
- 10:11that really convinced me that I was like, this was black. Was the
- 10:13evil uncle that convinced me do something bad. I was like, that's the
- 10:16only thing that I was like, all right, it's kind of authentic.
- 10:20I was like, there's always that one uncle that a'll fucking fuck up the
- 10:22upcoming generation and the black family. They'd be like, oh why is like
- 10:28why is one of your sons and cribs and the other ones of blood uncles?
- 10:33Yeah, bro, motherfucker uncles be like the demise for a lot of
- 10:35fucking a lot of a lot of a lot of more than dog in the
- 10:39hood. That's why that foot the who's the dad and boys in the hood,
- 10:45that's what you read. That's the kind of dad you need when you're
- 10:46growing up as a as a black man in the hood. On God,
- 10:50do like you remember that ship dog? That motherfucker was disciplined and remember he
- 10:54was like he's like he said, you want to be like them? And
- 10:56then he was like he was like he was like not having nobody care about
- 11:00you go home like something like that. He said, why do you think
- 11:03they always hear or something like that. I remember, But even then he
- 11:05got kind of lucky when he didn't get arrested when he shot that fool Cuba
- 11:09shot him. He shoots him right ice Cube. Yeah, I shot scup
- 11:13shooting. I actually actually review that film yesterday. I'm a raese it tomorrow
- 11:18morning, y'all. That movie's great, man, I love that fucking film.
- 11:22I like I like the scene with the kids, bro, like when
- 11:24they're when when they're all kids and they're talking, he was like, what's
- 11:28up? Man? It was like like, I'm like, bro, it's
- 11:31like South Park pretty because I'm like, what the fuck do you mothers doing
- 11:33in the street. No, what I'm trying to say, No, No,
- 11:37what I'm trying to say is that his dad, the the main actor,
- 11:41should have honestly maybe could have gone a Joe when he shot them on
- 11:43Twitter. Oh no, in La they didn't even know. They didn't even
- 11:48book back in that back in that time food that it was like whatever's dogging?
- 11:52Yeah what I said, He literally shoots him, like you're not just
- 11:54allowed to shoot in La no more, even if they're in your house,
- 11:56because they could technically go into someone else's house. You're shooting a by center.
- 12:00There's like consequences to it. But that's what I'm saying, Like,
- 12:03it's like back in that time. Dog, Like if you if somebody broke
- 12:07into your house and it's it's your bullet got to them before their explanation,
- 12:11you win. That's even Yeah, Bron, that shit was at missing meter.
- 12:16Bro. Like, I swear to God, like if if if we
- 12:18were in nineteen ninety six and shit was fucking bad or nineteen ninety four,
- 12:20right now, I could literally walk in here and be like, here,
- 12:24here's a Christmas present from everyone of you guys, and I get real good
- 12:26and I give you a good And if we fucking stop somebody from robbing us,
- 12:30we ain't going to jail. We're probably gonna get a citation at worse
- 12:33or fucking get released. But like that's why, that's why motherfuckers were running
- 12:37them up. But you don't get it. George Burrez doesn't get a name
- 12:39like shotgun by feeling so comfortable carrying a shotgun during that time. Yea,
- 12:43they all carried that ship. He carried a shotgun, said they all,
- 12:48yeah, Corney him, Yeah, but I'm saying they all everybody was pretty
- 12:50much strapped. Yeah, but you know how much fucking balls you gotta have
- 12:54to fucking carry a fucking right a hunting right full dog like in your pants,
- 12:58like bro, like where are you going? Like you know what I'm
- 13:01saying, Like but I get it, like the balls, you know what
- 13:05I mean? Like it's you're You're gonna be fucking somebody said no pause in
- 13:09the beat. That's sort of guy, bro. I just like every time
- 13:13that intro I played it. Today he's done the fucking intro but out of
- 13:20the podcast, like, yeah, it's straight up. And also everybody who's
- 13:26wondering where is Jason Joshua he is on the way over here. Uh.
- 13:30We actually had to had to do this interview, change it up, just
- 13:33to actually talk to him for a little bit. I know a lot of
- 13:35you guys are wondering who is this guy? Some of you guys see me
- 13:39post up this song a lot that Lavilla is song. It's not too many
- 13:43people that sing a lot of old these type of music and this day and
- 13:46age or in this era of music right now. And I've seen that it's
- 13:50a resurgence. Is that what you call a resurgence of this style of music
- 13:56too? Coming back? So I think it's pretty cool and it will be
- 14:00joining us hopefully closer towards eleven let's think we're gonna go on to twelve.
- 14:03So I figured we didn't want to make you guys wait or change our fucking
- 14:07word up or you don't starve you guys some more. Also, with that
- 14:09being said, there is almost three hundred of you guys. We are three
- 14:13people away from having three hundred people registered, which is where I put the
- 14:18cap for crappier kings just because of parking. Now, I want to tell
- 14:20you guys this parking the fucking street, y'all, parking the street, get
- 14:26there early. Honestly, the beach Boulevard runs all the way down. There's
- 14:31parking all over the places, all those neighborhoods, so you'll be fine,
- 14:35you know, and it's five minutes away from the beach. Let me remind
- 14:39you of some of the things. Number one, this will be the most
- 14:41expensive what is it? Not not expensive in price, but the most expensive
- 14:48worthwise VP bag. This bag is worth about two hundred and fifty dollars and
- 14:52you're only paying one hundred dollars for y'all. So if you want to go
- 14:56ahead and get a VP bag with dope games from sponsors like Caddie Blaze plus
- 15:01Stas California, Magic Farms, Doctor Green Thumbs, Funko Pops, High and
- 15:05Hungry, Morning Shot Films, eight plus products, and a couple and a
- 15:09lot of other people. I'm gonna be fucking hooking them up. I literally
- 15:13will fucking tell you guys, I'm gonna cut it off because I'm gonna focus
- 15:16on them a week before. So the first week of October, that's the
- 15:20last week you get the VIP bags. And I don't know if I'm gonna
- 15:22do more than three hundred on the tickets because that's a lot of people are
- 15:26registered. You get twenty percent off everything in Craftier Kings. So if you
- 15:30want, if you've been waiting to try some of these beers and you want
- 15:33to go ahead and have your beer your beer fit stocked up, now is
- 15:35the time. Twenty percent off everything, motherfucker's you know what I mean?
- 15:39And five great High and Hungry I love nine food vendors. I can't wait.
- 15:45It's gonna be a lot of fun. How do you register High and
- 15:48Hungry experience dot dot event bright dot com. Straight up, that's it's gonna
- 15:54be a good ass time. And also October thirteen, I will tell you
- 15:58guys this, I have another event the thirteenth. Not only is my grandma
- 16:03turning ninety nine that day, No dog, guys, like she's still like
- 16:10thinking everybody who reached out. Man, my grandmother did have a minor stroke
- 16:14and I was dealing with that. Over the last couple of days. She
- 16:18seems to be doing a lot better. Thank everybody who like hit me up
- 16:22and checked it in and stuff like that. I really appreciate you guys.
- 16:23But yeah, October thirteenth, Go Global in South Central from five to eleven.
- 16:30We will have a party celebrating all the collaborations and the and the I
- 16:34guess a company party with pro pans. So come get come get a special
- 16:40right there at Go Global in South Central and it is on Central Avenue.
- 16:45It is a nice fucking dispensary. You have parking, so you don't have
- 16:48to worry about any like anything. I know, it's believe me, it's
- 16:52not what you think. You know what I mean. Some people would be
- 16:53like you hear south Central and they think the worst. This is the gentrified
- 16:56part of South Central. And not only that, but we are gonna be
- 17:00having free coffee, uh and we're and Bart's Barbecue will be cooking up some
- 17:04food as well, hooking you guys up. So come and party and enjoy
- 17:08the amenities at go Global South Central from five two eleven, that is at
- 17:12twenty five twenty eight South Central Avenue nine zero zero one one, that is
- 17:18October thirteen. So why don't you look at it as the pre party before
- 17:23we head on to the party at fucking Craft Beer Kings, because that's gonna
- 17:27be a good ass time. And I'm still trying to get little things to
- 17:30entertain you guys while we're over there. I don't want to, you know,
- 17:34and please, if you're gonna go out there, when we made this
- 17:37a fucking free event, so fucking buy some shit. Man pay still to
- 17:41register? Someone doesn't know how to register. I just told them, Yeah,
- 17:45so there you go, a couple of things you want to look out
- 17:48for, you know what I'm saying straight up? Oh yeah, So what
- 17:52I was telling you about the whole glass thing, because I'm gonna be going
- 17:55a puff con so food when I went when I went to Japan, uh,
- 17:59you know, I met up with the Elbow Glass and this was like
- 18:00a pretty you know, he's a well known glass board, like you know,
- 18:03he's pretty famous fool, and I bought like, you know, I
- 18:07you know, I'm I could buy a four thousand dollars pendant or whatever the
- 18:11fuck you want to call it, but I'd rather, you know, buy
- 18:15a house or do something like that where I can just you know, it's
- 18:17more important to me in my priorities. However, that doesn't mean that I
- 18:19don't appreciate it. So when I was over there, I was like,
- 18:22hey, man, I don't need the extravagant pendant. Man, I just
- 18:26I want the average Joe type of pendant, you know, something I could
- 18:29just you know, were all the times so breaks if it breaks, I'm
- 18:32not gonna cry, yeah, like like there's a difference between like, yo,
- 18:34this can break and this, Like I was, I like that.
- 18:38I looked at him. I was like, you don't have no practice dinosaurs.
- 18:41Like yeah, Like I was like, I don't care if it's a
- 18:42little retarded. It's fun. So I'm like I tell that fool. And
- 18:48then he's and then he's like, oh I got this one. Man.
- 18:49He was like I made it when I was showing it when I was teaching
- 18:53a class, right, And I was like, oh sick, it reminds
- 18:56me of your old work right, fucking get it right. And then I
- 19:00remember that. I I wait, and I come back from Japan and I'm
- 19:07chilling, and he's like, yeah, i'll send it to you. So
- 19:08I wait like a good week and a half. Finally get a package from
- 19:11Japan. Oh shit, get this package from Japan. And I opened it
- 19:15dog and I'm like, oh shit. I thought in my head he had
- 19:22upgraded the piece. I was like, oh shit, he fucking just added
- 19:25these whistles. I was like, damn, man, he really like.
- 19:29I was like, I guess we really are homies, you know, like
- 19:32you know, like I started looking at I was like, damn. I
- 19:33was like, this is sick. I didn't say anything at first because I
- 19:37was like, oh, this is sick. But then I looked at this
- 19:38was page right, and I started seeing like like the collaborations and the details
- 19:44and how some of these pieces are worth in the museum, and I was
- 19:45like, oh, this is this is a mistake. Yeah, food,
- 19:49like the wait did you wait to tell him where you were? Like,
- 19:52We'll see how long I can run. I realized. I realized when I
- 19:56was fucking wearing this. I was at the LAFC game wearing it. At
- 20:02the game already because thinking this was my opinion, he had just upgraded me.
- 20:06I make a video. I'm flancy this, bro, And I'm like,
- 20:08not knowing because those who people, the person that bought this, for
- 20:11sure is like a person who's gonna put that little thing and inspect it and
- 20:15be like, oh damn, this is sick. That's pending, right,
- 20:18And then sure enough, like I like, I make a video and I
- 20:21fucking tag him. I was like, sit, appreciate you. Elbow just
- 20:23fucking calls me dog. I'm like calling me for what He's like, Bro,
- 20:27it's been been a mistake. And I'm just like, what the fuck
- 20:30you mean a mistake? Bro? And I gave you money? Yeah?
- 20:36Yeah. And then he's like, bro, he's like that pending's worth ten
- 20:38thousand dollars. He's like it was going to like a museum or something like
- 20:42that. That bought it out there, and uh, I don't know.
- 20:45Somewhere in fucking Denver, Dog and I had a fucking you know, take
- 20:48it off off. I took it off. Yeah, I mean I was
- 20:52still warmed to the end of the game, but I said, I mean,
- 20:55where you gonna put in your pockets? Seems even more dangerous. Yeah,
- 20:57so I just I just uh, you know, I took it off
- 21:00when I got home. I had to send it out. But yeah,
- 21:03fo here I was thinking. I was like, damn, you're like,
- 21:04I shouldn't. I shouldn't. I should have just should I should have just
- 21:11been like, I never got my opinion, dude, did you at least
- 21:15give you a think a little fucking marble? No? He just give me
- 21:19my pen and that's it. I was gonna said, he should have gave
- 21:21you a marble because you're all hyped up. You're like, oh shit,
- 21:23and then you it just ran off with the ten thousand dollars fucking thing and
- 21:26be like I ain't hitting you open. I go to van again. Yeah,
- 21:29but nah, you did the right thing. But I do think he
- 21:32should have like been like, yo, here's a little sum glassblowers are kind
- 21:34of weirdos like that though, man like food. Like one time me and
- 21:37Sammy walked into we were in Vegas, right foo, and this was like
- 21:41when we were like nobody, we didn't have no money coming in like that.
- 21:45This hotel fucks up, dog, and it's a it's a convention and
- 21:52we're opening fucking like, you know, we're trying to get to our hotel
- 21:55room and we're in the wrong room. You know, we're clearly in the
- 21:59wrong room. We think it's like, you know, we think it's our
- 22:00room, but it's not. But our fucking key works the ball ball raps
- 22:06room. Like you're in the room where you're like fuck like like thinking like
- 22:08we're in the wrong Like I don't know what it was. We're in the
- 22:11wrong floor or something. We were in the wrong floor, but the right
- 22:12room, right same number, but this wrong floor fucking go to that room
- 22:18and our key opens this shit food and we're like what the fuck. Shit
- 22:22don't look like this with the picture, like the pictures and we see by
- 22:26the window, you know, the the cases to carry the rigs stacked up
- 22:30like a pyramid and then stack some money, like four stacks some money in
- 22:34the bed, like laid out like a trap almost like here, guys,
- 22:37remember that finding a bunch of shit and praying that it was gonna be yours.
- 22:42It is thinking that room service ain't gonna take a food. They like
- 22:47they were stacks dog like and there were these stacks and like we just walked
- 22:52out, like we walked out. I mean, I mean, and we're
- 22:56just like fuck fool like were Me and Samuel were just nice and Samuel were
- 23:00just like foo. Should we robbed them? No, I wouldn't have.
- 23:03I wouldn't have cleared the house. We were gonna, oh, were ready
- 23:06to clear. That's when you all fuck up, because once you clear the
- 23:07house, they're gonna know the ship's missing, and then they're gonna look at
- 23:11the cameras. You just go in there and you're like, hello, anybody
- 23:14here ever here, and you're just like one pellic one one pecks. But
- 23:21they're not. We're very intric they were very intricate pieces. Also you think
- 23:25they were like, No, they were very intricate pieces where it's like,
- 23:27you know, if you would have stolen from that release, like if I
- 23:30would have had that shit on the table, it probably would have thought they
- 23:33forgot it at home. This is the This was like one of the conventions
- 23:37that like goes like the conventions, So like I knew that if like,
- 23:41let's just say this would have been like years later and then I would have
- 23:45had the fucking piece right here. I know for a fact that somebody would
- 23:48have liked been like hey, dog, I remember when this motherfucker got robbed.
- 23:52Where did you get this piece? And you just blame some homeless on
- 23:56skid rob nah? Like but then and then they look into it that you
- 23:59were there. Nah, No, you were the chances you were over here.
- 24:02I was like, I'm over here. I was like, you know
- 24:03what. I was like, I'm tired of not getting thanks you, thank
- 24:06you. Next class board that I find some shit, I'm robbing your ass,
- 24:08man, I was, I ain't going through the right thing no more.
- 24:11The second time you do the right thing, he zone, I know,
- 24:14man, And it's always been the glassboards boys, motherfucker is as much
- 24:15money as I fucking put in their pockets, fucking patans and the candles and
- 24:19all this shit. Like, never have I got enough fucking thank you for
- 24:22fucking not stealing your work. Next time, I should just run up on
- 24:26your ship like the Homie three. I said, can't trust them homekeepers,
- 24:29the housekeepers. Yeah, I don't think you can. There's no cameras and
- 24:33there it's impossible with someone's room. And I'm not saying they're taking everything,
- 24:37but if they're smart, I said, if I see a fucking table loot
- 24:40cocaine, I'm getting a little Graham. Can you imagine that you you fent
- 24:44out you're the housekeeper. That'll be a sad way to go. Yeah,
- 24:51I'd be definitely a sad way to go. Yeah, that would definitely fucking
- 24:55stuck bro to go out that way. I don't know, on the job
- 24:57as a housekeeper, yeah, just because just trying to do it. But
- 25:02that's actual bump to finish your job fast. That's a trap though, food
- 25:06That could be a trap. Not for people party like that. Yeah,
- 25:08but if you leave the cocoon and then, like they do, you're at
- 25:11the pant house. I'm talking like house clean housekeeping at like Vegas. I
- 25:15mean not like get rolled down the street talking like Vegas. You got a
- 25:18house in the pant house and you show up and there's like a little mountain
- 25:19of cocaine. Would you would you stay at any of the skid row hotels?
- 25:25No money for for the vlog? Yeah? Like for a vlog maybe,
- 25:32I don't know. That's not quite the challenge. Like would you stay
- 25:33at the fucking uh what's that ship called Cecil Hotel? Yeah? Would you
- 25:37stay there? So hipster? Now you homeless people live there at the Cecil
- 25:41store? Yeah, the minutes like a you know a place where homeless can
- 25:47live in? Right? I don't know. Isn't that the one was on
- 25:49heard abom? I don't know, but I gotta I gotta tell you saw
- 25:56some impressive ship dog. I was in Hollywood and I need to get some
- 26:00And usually I don't like pulling up in Hollywood or whatever, but it's Middle
- 26:02Dane. I was like, fucking I pull up packed to the gills dogs
- 26:04and like, you have to wait. There's an arkle too. You have
- 26:07to wait till that person's done fucking pumping gas asking him. Yeah, I'm
- 26:11they're waiting and eventually some guy goes out and i'm and I get in and
- 26:15I get my spot and I use my card and then some fucking homeless guy
- 26:18I think I thought he's a homeless guy comes up to me. He's like,
- 26:22you need your windows washed? They were pretty bad, but I don't
- 26:23trust these falls. I'm like, this was gonna do a bad job.
- 26:26So I just pulled out two bucks. I'm like, thank you, but
- 26:29here, yeah, he's like, I don't do shit for free. I
- 26:32said, let me clean your your windows and I looked at him wearing a
- 26:34fucking h fucking jersey, a Jordan's jersey, a real one on Michael Ns
- 26:41wearing Jordan's nice Mitchell and s whatever Mitchell and s And then uh, I
- 26:48give him the two bucks, cleans the window, and then I'm like,
- 26:51thank you, boss, appreciate that. I really really appreciate that. Can
- 26:53I do it? He's like, can I do the back? One?
- 26:55Is one? I was like, handle and then I do it. And
- 26:56then he's like, you know, I make one hundred and twenty bucks here.
- 27:00I was like, I looked at I was like, you fucking do
- 27:04tax free. Now I has to do stand by this arcle and just and
- 27:07he didn't. He didn't do the best job. I give it to you.
- 27:10If you're watching this, my boy, you could have done better job.
- 27:12The water needer. You needed some new water in there because you know
- 27:15how it leaves a little time. But it was my ship was pretty dusty,
- 27:18so I didn't need it. But bro the hustles there if you want
- 27:21it. I mean, was he a bum? No? I don't think
- 27:26he was a bumb. I actually think he had a fucking job dog.
- 27:27He didn't look dirty. He was just he said, fuck working at McDonald's.
- 27:30Fuck working at like at a nine to five. He literally was just
- 27:33there making two give him two bucks in ten seconds. He does that five
- 27:37five times. That better than working to McDonald's and in LA being nice.
- 27:41People just give it to you just to get to get off my back.
- 27:44I gave it to him just like, yo, here helmi leave me alone.
- 27:47Here's two bucks. And he's like, nah, homie, I'm trying
- 27:48to earn my money like real, for real, like like a real like
- 27:52like not like a ghetto, but like like like I was like, all
- 27:55right for show, handle, And I was like, damn, I was
- 27:56very impressed. Usually and it was a black guy. Usually I was like,
- 28:00damn, handle, homie, have thrown it shit but up there.
- 28:04But yeah, it was like and I'm thinking about it. Bro. The
- 28:07money's there. He definitely makes one hundred and twenty bucks a day. People
- 28:10pay him to leave him alone, so it works out. I wouldn't mind
- 28:15your your stay away look clean. Look looked like he was handling it honestly.
- 28:22Dog, Whenever a bum approaches my window, Dog, I just literally
- 28:23get like I just I get bothered, dog, Like I would just be
- 28:29like, man, dog, can I just drive home and out somebody bothering
- 28:32me? He's just trying to make a dollar. Yeah, so am I
- 28:36bro? No, but I am I asking everybody, heybreak, can I
- 28:38have change? Heyb can I have change? You know what I mean?
- 28:42Like like I just don't like, I don't know. I feel you trust
- 28:45me. I feel I just thought it was dude. I just I literally
- 28:48respect this man. I was like good, hustle dog good and he actually
- 28:51just like a Mexico dog. I think he's just feeling like, dude,
- 28:55you can't just stand around and I just turn on my windshow whippers with the
- 28:57springs in front of him built in from Do you have a back one?
- 29:03Right? No he doesn't. I knew he doesn't, and I let him
- 29:07run with it too, because I was like rubbing it. Right, the
- 29:11back ones are kind of weak, but tall has a back one and it's
- 29:15fucking weak. Sauze it don't do shit. Maybe you should replace it.
- 29:18That's no, no, no no, it's so small. No no,
- 29:19no, no, no no, it's so small. That's what she said.
- 29:22It's a really small windshow. Literally, it doesn't cover like the whole
- 29:26fucking it's a big ass fucking back window doesn't do the whole thing. I
- 29:29don't think it's a man the whole thing. I think it's just a stupid
- 29:33luxury straight up man. Sorry, I still can't believe that story about people
- 29:41getting their feet feet ran over. Oh dude, I'm telling you, I
- 29:44think he got hustled. Yeah, yeah, there's no way you're asking for
- 29:47a blanket and some chips after you get your foot Are you even like not
- 29:49in pain? Yeah, gotta be in pain, right. I think I
- 29:52hustle him for sure, and I'm think about it. And then then the
- 29:56cop laughing. If he's literally playing the story the way he played with I
- 29:59don't think he's lying. And the cop was laughing. I really just didn't
- 30:02he appreciate I don't. I don't why the cop didn't tell like, you
- 30:03just got hustled, But I think to them it's funny too like that.
- 30:07I think it's because the cop fucking new. Bro, the cop fucking knew.
- 30:08That's why they were laughing. They're just like, look, this idiot
- 30:11made somebody else come out thinking their random Like I wanted to tell the homie
- 30:15like nose the homie, But I'm like, bro, if you run someone's
- 30:17foot over, it's broken, it's not a sprain like there's no such thing.
- 30:21It's broken. I'm pretty sure my car, your car, And if
- 30:23you saw what he was driving, I don't think that's gonna be a sprain.
- 30:26That looks like at least a fracture. Do you remember a Malcolm in
- 30:33the Middle episode where the do you know that big guy who liked Lois?
- 30:37Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he lived with them for a while,
- 30:40right, okay, And like as he was living with them, they
- 30:45were getting annoyed at the fact that this guy's very like demanding and needy.
- 30:48He's very yeah, so they're like they were trying to figure out how to
- 30:52get rid of him. So then didn't they get a bike or something like
- 30:55that. So they got like a little like a little like a little speed
- 31:00bike or whatever. Oh and they broke a foot and they try to break
- 31:02a foot his foot or something, right, yeah, yeah, So they
- 31:03put this rock behind the car that was reversed. No, no, the
- 31:08fat guy reversed and he's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry because
- 31:14like Reese already had an injury with his fucking foot and then he left.
- 31:17Yeah, I'm telling you, I think that's what happened. And these fools
- 31:18are just trying to get. Like I said, a bottle of Henny got
- 31:22to them as a wind dog. It's a win for the day. Dog,
- 31:25you get one stupid white person, one one person like even me.
- 31:27Dog. I would buy on the bottle of Henny just to make sure the
- 31:30cops don't get called for a bottle of Hendy. Cops ain't getting called.
- 31:36Here's twenty bucks I got. Check this comment out from Christian. If it
- 31:41was Predict running over a homeless female foot, he turned into a paramedic and
- 31:45wanted checked the foot himself, he would have done it with the homeless foot.
- 31:51Dog would have been I gotta taste the foot. He wouldn't went live
- 31:55with the foot. I just ran over this foot right here. What do
- 31:56you guys think? You know? He likes to film people and very fucked
- 32:00situation while he's driving. He's like, God, I'm just like he probably
- 32:05would be. He probably would go live. You're right, he probably I
- 32:07see Predict going live after running over somebody's foot. That's have you ever been?
- 32:14You ever broken something? Yeah? Yeah, I broke I tore my
- 32:16acl, I've broken my arm twice, cracked my head. What else has
- 32:23happened to me? You broken something? Right. Yeah, I've never broken
- 32:28a bone in my body. Yeah me either, thank god, Yeah,
- 32:30thank god. Yeah, I've been to the hospital plenty of times. Stitches,
- 32:35stitches on my finger. He got weak as jeans. Nah, I
- 32:37played sports my whole. I played dirt bike riding. I fucked, I
- 32:42was. It's not a game. Dirt bike riding is dangerous. Not a
- 32:45game it is. It is a kind of game, trying to freestyle,
- 32:47trying to beat your time. You know, Like, did you ever write
- 32:51one of those vespas? Are we on the patron? Okay, okay,
- 32:57Yeah, there's a deal on one of them that I saw from like a
- 33:04classic one, like my friend posts it up in nineteen eighty five. Condition
- 33:08I was gonna buy it to resell. No, you're not riding a vest
- 33:14by zone pull you're pulling up to We don't smoke the same on Wednesday morning
- 33:17in the vest, but you got so much scar No, like like I
- 33:21thought about having it, Like, like I don't know. Here in GTA
- 33:27Vice City they're called fag eos. Yeah I'm allowed to say that. Yeah,
- 33:34that's a whole. I wouldn't call this a vest, but though it's
- 33:37more like I think it's Japanese. That's the only reason I kind of wanted
- 33:42it, because it's kind of like really main condition. It was really nice.
- 33:47Wait isn't that blue one that the homie posts? Yes, yeah,
- 33:52that sh looks nice. Yeah, it's a Yamahaya nineteen eighty five. I
- 33:58like, I'd rather drive like it is. No, it's week sauce bro
- 34:01that's comfortable to be chilling. Brona definition of retro. And I'm not even
- 34:07talking on those little bikes Brian drives. But I'd rather have Brian's bike,
- 34:13the little Honda's Brian uh handsome caro. Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen
- 34:19his Honda. They're cool. They're little ones there. I mean, I
- 34:22would want more power at that point. He has a Honda motorcycle, little
- 34:27one, little bit. It goes on the freeway. I think you've seen
- 34:29that on freeway. Don't know if it's allowed on the freeway. Sh I
- 34:32wouldn't imagine that on the freeway. Him and his girl ride the freeway with
- 34:36that, and it's a little small bike him and at the same time,
- 34:38no, no, she's got her own dog. Together. They're right together,
- 34:42like it's not together together, but like together. You've never seen that
- 34:46I've never seen that. Bro, you you got me, You got me,
- 34:50Like, what the fuck non had the toasts Cairo? Have you ever
- 34:54met anybody with worst breath in Cairo? I mean I don't go smelling people's
- 35:00breath, even his, I mean even his, even his when you talk
- 35:01about his, I'm like, bro, I might as I don't. I
- 35:04just when you told me, I was just like, all right, I'll
- 35:06just stay away people from breath. But I don't know why he has got
- 35:07so close stuffles breath. I mean, yo, he would talk a lot.
- 35:10He worked here. Do you agree to that? Teen, he said
- 35:14a mutant Cairo. I would like to. I would like to. I
- 35:19would like to. I don't know, like like I would like to talk
- 35:22to a dentist and be like, hey, many like like, what's the
- 35:27worst ship you ever encountered? As breath? Yeah, bro, because there's
- 35:31gotta be something where it's just like food. No, this shit's rancid.
- 35:35Cairo's pretty up there. That's his page and uh you know the breath was
- 35:38offensive. That's his page. They go on. They team up, like
- 35:43not team up, I don't know what you call it. They squat up.
- 35:45Whatever team up they meet out like certain meetings and they all drive together.
- 35:47It's like, I'm pretty cool, but I would rather drive that than
- 35:52the vesketball dog and those. I'm not hitting on those, but at that
- 35:53point I'm driving a bike bike. I mean, these are cool dogs.
- 35:59I see you not see you're kind of like ehing it cool. Now,
- 36:01I'd rather be like slow and safe, slow, slow and steady. I'm
- 36:07not ins And the reason I won't ever drive a motorcycle or a vesper or
- 36:12anything on the road that isn't a car. It's not because of me or
- 36:15anything. It's for people who text and drive and aren't paying attention to the
- 36:19road. That's what I'm worried about. I'm not worried about me, like
- 36:22I'm not even It's worried about people not paying attention to the road. All
- 36:24right, I'll ride a door bike if you can riding. If you get
- 36:28hit by a car and a bike, can you survive, I think you're
- 36:30like allowed to kick their ass? Right, No, but I do a
- 36:34good dude. You're going it's skin against metal. We have a car,
- 36:37it's metal against metal. Then your skin. Now it's skin against metal,
- 36:42asphalt against skin. It's fucking tough. Dog, and for someone to be
- 36:45texting and driving or posting on Instagram like some people do, or going live
- 36:51like some other people do. I'm just like bro, and you want to
- 36:54be on a bike and you can best styled seeing and sometimes it's not your
- 37:00Oh you could die on someone else's problem, on someone else's issue, for
- 37:02real, that's sad. Don't die like that, Oh stupid bridge driver that's
- 37:08packed up and hit him. Yeah, like I love people that ride.
- 37:12I'll just say first seen up there when you get on dog real real.
- 37:15Yeah, we're the only state that allows them. Yeah, that's not allowed
- 37:20anywhere else. No, dog, We're the only state. Yeah, you
- 37:23have a helmet, you can split lanes. That's literally the logect. That's
- 37:29literally the logic because another states you can another states you can drive a hardy
- 37:32being patron with that helmet. It looks pretty tight, but there's no They
- 37:36also don't have six freeway six freeway lanes. They got one road and one
- 37:39road type ships. You know, you feel America, you know America,
- 37:42And you're like, Denver seems like the perfect place to run a ride a
- 37:45motorcycle. Yeah, those places, like if you told me all I'm gonna
- 37:47go right down, like do it, bro, But any hearing freeway,
- 37:50no one's paying attention. Switching lanes. Then you get people that are doing
- 37:53nas while driving out here in Cali. I don't want that. Not while
- 37:58on a bike. Yeah, like in Texas, I don't know. Like
- 38:01riding with a helmet too on a hot day, that's just gotta be a
- 38:04bit. I'm telling you. I can't imagine like myself putting on a fucking
- 38:07helmet and then me but you know it's I'm already bald, and then it's
- 38:10already like when I take the ship off. I'm like, bro, it's
- 38:13gonna be a saunt and there it's gonna get fogged up. Yeah no,
- 38:15no, no, no, they got technology and those they got wi Fi,
- 38:19they got like Wi Fi connected ones or cancer. No, you could
- 38:22be driving and then you can be talking to your homie that's like on the
- 38:25other lane, like what's up full, you're ready to switch lanes. It's
- 38:28pretty bad me, it's tight, dog. But then I think like here
- 38:31kills it, and I'd just be over there and be like fag it over.
- 38:35Honestly, the reason why I would ride a bike, it's just because
- 38:37there's a go I can put a goal from my fucking bike and you know,
- 38:40show it off. And if I did it, I would only do
- 38:43it like that as a meeting, as a team meeting, as when we
- 38:45go all of the other squad is and like, hey, bitch, get
- 38:47out the way. I keeping emos because it's safe and it's kind of school
- 38:51cool with squad and shit, y'all go with places. But then again,
- 38:53think about the what if there's like one crazy person that just wants to treat
- 38:57it like like treat a group of bikers like a bowling pin happened. I
- 39:00wonder if that's ever happened, like a massacre, like somebody sees like a
- 39:06group that like, I'm tired of theseus motherfucker's and then he's just sixteen week
- 39:09are you gotta think about you think? I mean, George, George lived
- 39:16to a guy. I lived next to a guy too, But George lives
- 39:21next to a mechanic, not a regular mechanic, a Mori cycle mechanics full
- 39:25you know, George party still two in the morning. Yeah, so wake
- 39:29up at seven in the morning. If you don't bitch at me, I
- 39:30don't bitch at you. Type of shit is the guy that lives in the
- 39:32back no, the next door to George. You ever eve been at George's
- 39:36house, You know how there's always more cycles and ship in the next door.
- 39:38The guy was a mechanic wake up in the morning, dog, And
- 39:45I told you, And George's like, we don't say shit here in the
- 39:46hood, Dog, where you were up to two in the morning. You
- 39:50don't think they're annoyed by us partying and playing corridos kind of payback. And
- 39:53I was like, probably it is hard. It's full wakes up. He's
- 39:57like, here you guys go, that's hung over from that yesterday. He's
- 40:00like like that fool. Was like, what's up, my boy? But
- 40:07yeah, Dog, it's I mean, it's annoying. But I can see
- 40:10how what you said. I can see living next to like a biker biker
- 40:15crew or a biker gang, like just a biker fools and you hate them
- 40:19because every day they wake you up and eventually I'm pretty sure some altercations that
- 40:22have happened over the noise of a motorcycle. Yeah, you're right, I
- 40:27mean it's gonna happened the noise of a motorcycle. I don't know, man,
- 40:31like a motorcycle is like I'm down with that ship. If like if
- 40:36it's like if you live like on a Miami beach, like you know when
- 40:40you have those South Beach and you're just chilling, like that seems like the
- 40:45best place to kind of have like one of those type of motorcycles. Yeah,
- 40:52I mean, dude, but it's also crazy like motorcycle clubs, you
- 40:54know. I mean we've all swatched fucking gang Land, those Bondi Duels,
- 41:00Hell's Angels, those are all ships are wild. Bro. Those are legit
- 41:06organizations though, Bro, Like that's the crazy part about things like that,
- 41:08Like those are legit organizations. Like, ain't nothing gonna fucking stop these fools.
- 41:14Like they have chapters, like there's no one place like like like like
- 41:20what is it MS thirteen though, got a fucking a chapel or a chapter
- 41:23here and like Peko or and then they have one in Hollywood. They do,
- 41:27but it's not like the Hell's Angels. Yeah, Like Hell's Angels is
- 41:30like a well recognized like it's like, hey man, that's a Hell's Angels
- 41:32bar. Yeah, like you can show up like if you gotta, if
- 41:35you gotta a Hell's Angel patch, you can go to any Hell's Angel place
- 41:37and you should be treated with like a little bit of respect. I'd say,
- 41:40yeah, oh, did you ever join all those things? Due there
- 41:45wasn't kill you. If it was a Hell's Angel club in my hometown in
- 41:47Lake Elsemore, it was pretty well. I don't like we never went there,
- 41:51but there was a whole building where's that Hell's Angels? And I mean
- 41:53it's a biker city. A bunch of bikers all cracking meth in there and
- 41:57ship But I never ran into them. But there was bars that you would
- 42:00go to. He says, Yeah, they look at you like I'm Mexican.
- 42:04You could feel like these foods ain't sucking around. Really, those fools
- 42:07are for sure, Like like whenever you see it, whenever I think that
- 42:08you see like a super racist ass cop or something like that, for sure,
- 42:13those are like biker foods that have infiltrated that like part of the law,
- 42:16you know what I mean. Like I've never met a one percenter.
- 42:20I met a man a few Yeah, did you did they give the vibe
- 42:24like we're like, no, to be honest, supposed to be like they're
- 42:27supposed to be like there's this guy, there's one of them that I that
- 42:30I interacted with the most because I used to, Like, I used to
- 42:32work at a car dealership. His name was Hammer, and this motherfucker used
- 42:37to He used to work on cars. He used to fucking stop small and
- 42:39shit. You know, so he used to run a fucking fake small shop
- 42:43or whatever. His motherfucker was crazy, bro Like, everything that he did
- 42:46was all American. Bro Like everything bro Like. He had the vintage American
- 42:51of shit. He had a chocolate labrador. I'm like, wow, brom
- 42:54Yeah, Like I'm like, I'm like, bro, chocolate labrador is what
- 42:58you see on those like old fuck landscape Fucking what is in front of the
- 43:02table TVs? What the fucking chocolate labrador and the American flag and the landscape
- 43:07of America and fresh apple pie on that motherfucker. And this motherfucker had a
- 43:12fucking rattlesnake as a pet. Bro. Yeah, that's pretty Texas, That's
- 43:15pretty. That's pretty fucking hit. Yeah. Like, but I want to
- 43:22agree with you, but I think the Golden Laboratory bes the Golden Labrador.
- 43:29This was an older guy and I'm pretty sure he grew up in that,
- 43:31like like the black one. I've had a gold one and the brown one,
- 43:37never black one. When I think the Labrador period is an American dog,
- 43:40yeah, you're right, I do agree with that. But when you
- 43:43look at vintage American and shit, like when you go to the swam meat
- 43:46and then you look at like your old cigarette holders or like different little nick
- 43:53knacks like that, like TV trays, they will have like decorative ature scenes
- 44:00where they'll be like chocolate Labrador hunting or it'll be like the black Labrador in
- 44:05front of some apple pie or whatever. The yeah, like it's it's these
- 44:08fucking scenes that are depicted to be like all American, and I think that's
- 44:13so that's where some of these guys go based on, because that's what that's
- 44:15the era they come from. The Labrador Retriever or simply Labrador is a British
- 44:22breathe a retriever gun dog. Technically it's not American. I mean, dude,
- 44:29there those dogs. I mean, I'm Gonnaly. You can the second
- 44:31you buy them, you throw something, they'll bring it right back. It's
- 44:35pretty fucking wild how they're so fucking trained to do that. I don't think,
- 44:38Yeah, well they're just like wired. Some dogs are just you know,
- 44:40they just fucking get it. It's very much like, hey, but
- 44:45you can. You can have a fucked up dog too, man, like
- 44:46a chihuahua. Imagine trying to get play feest with that ship. They play
- 44:51fast. You just gotta gotta buy it, like cat toys and shit,
- 44:53little ones, Yeah, a little ass toys and ship. Whatever happened to
- 44:58the chihuaha from Taco? Well? Why why is that thing not a thing?
- 45:00No more? Most I know, But they're talking about don't run They
- 45:07white people saying it wasn't too offensive for us brown people. I liked it.
- 45:10I liked it too. I thought it was I thought it was I
- 45:14who would know who was Mexican? But that shit was tie, it was
- 45:16cool. What do you think? I just think it's fucked up that,
- 45:22like all these things, all these changes happen for people that are not a
- 45:25part of the race that fucking get it. Forget that it's supposed to get
- 45:28offended, bro, like all that shit really because because we it's comedic satire.
- 45:34And then when you look at what when you try to like advertise to
- 45:37the Spanish market or just in general, like the Spanish audience. Bro,
- 45:42if you're gonna have a comedic approach towards that shit. It's gets kind of
- 45:46in order for its work. It's kind of like the Japanese shit. It
- 45:49has to be very character based, bro. That's why some of the quote
- 45:52unquote great great or great comics in Spanish culture or Latino culture, their motherfuckers
- 45:58who had an act, who had a stick, who had fucking something that
- 46:01made that made it happen. That's why I like all these all these successful
- 46:05products, they're all fucking character based, bro. The things that have lung
- 46:08gevily. You remember like the slogan for how they pitched a super Lotho fucking
- 46:14for Latinos in the nineties. Was it, uh Pegy luper Lotho You remember?
- 46:22I like it. It's catchy. I like little slogan. Remember you
- 46:25remember that shit, right? And then they used to be as fat ass
- 46:29motherfucker they used to come out of the fucking uh fucking uh what is it?
- 46:32Like the ticket or whatever. But it's all character based, bro,
- 46:37Like even like why did they why do they need to be a mascot for
- 46:40every World Cup? What because the majority of the countries brother Latinos? True?
- 46:46Yeah, like all that, like if for Latinos audiences. Bro.
- 46:50Everything is character based. Bro. Like, if you're gonna take any comedic
- 46:53approach towards ship, especially especially if you're like blatantly doing comedy. That's why
- 46:59all these foods that are really big, I gets all character basically stick to
- 47:01a certain character. There's no like, Hey, I'm just gonna talk about
- 47:05my life experience. Yeah, Dank Cook reader for skank Fast. Dude,
- 47:12maybe we'll see. I got a lot of shit to move around to go.
- 47:16But dude, I think Dan Cook might have groom some bitch him.
- 47:23What about Russell Brand? What's up with that guy? Oh? I think
- 47:27I think they're just going after him because he says he's not supposed to say.
- 47:30He's getting canceled. He's getting shut down, not even cancel culture.
- 47:34Is he getting crucified like Louis c k They Yeah, I mean, look,
- 47:37you can't cancel him because you just can't cancel Russell Brand. He can't
- 47:39go on Rumble, he can't go on any network and he'll have a feeling.
- 47:43But they want to take him off Channel four in Britain. They want
- 47:46to stop showing the masses. Yeah, they want to get rid of him
- 47:50like that. They want to like not show, just try to shadow bound
- 47:53him as much as he can, which is kind of hard when he's that
- 47:55fucking huge. Everyone knows who that for is. But you love Dane Cooke.
- 48:01You love Dane Cook. Yeah. One of my first specials, not
- 48:05first specials, but one of the like growing up specials that I watched.
- 48:07I was like, holy fuck, this is amazing was Vicious Circle because he
- 48:12because I do like the way they said his stage where it's in the middle
- 48:15of the fucking and he's like all over the place. Yeah, I think
- 48:19that's cool. And not being communicate and not being a comedian. I wasn't
- 48:22looking at as a hack. I'm just looking at some guy that's making everybody
- 48:27plus me laugh, and everybody's my memorize over this guy for an hour and
- 48:30a half. Have you ever seen my Costco movie? Yeah? Being he
- 48:34breaking an entry dog, bro. That was so funny, dude. And
- 48:37then I mean, obviously I'm not a comic, right I couldn't. You
- 48:39can never see me like like, he moves around a lot, he looks
- 48:44like he doesn't take a shirt off. He's pretty yoked. No, but
- 48:51I don't know if you look if you looked if you looked at who his
- 48:53wife is or his girlfriend is. He's known her since she was like and
- 49:00at a wood age day. He knows her. He knows he well,
- 49:02he used to have. He's famous, right, but he's kind of lonely
- 49:06because that's how fame. That's how fame works. But okay, but he
- 49:09was really cool with this with with Facebook because you know how he got big,
- 49:13right, you know, at one point he's just started dming everybody his
- 49:15his ship on Facebook. Well, that's how he on MySpace, that's how
- 49:17he got big. He was the first like hitting d hitting the DM be
- 49:22like hey, what's up. Oh hey, oh you're from Canada. He
- 49:23would like kind of interacting and sending the link to his website. You'd watch
- 49:27a special and then you'd become a fan. You're like, he worked it
- 49:30really worked obviously clubs though he worked like clubs and all that stuff. Yeah,
- 49:32he worked all that ship but he fool from I don't know, I
- 49:37don't know really, but he's lonely, right, But but he had he
- 49:39he made real fans, like he was one of the phones that waited real
- 49:43real fans in the beginning. So he had real fans and when he got
- 49:45lonely, everything obviously shit hit the fan, and then he had no one
- 49:47to hang out with. He started dming his friends from Instagram and having a
- 49:52game night at his house, okay, game night like Monopoly, and just
- 49:57hanging out with his fans like real fans. Well, one of his fans
- 50:01was a chick. Was a chick, which was fifteen fourteen when she's dating,
- 50:07which is girlfriend. Now, I'm not saying that, it's just like,
- 50:08dude, you matter when you kind of maybe could have influenced her to
- 50:12something. You know, it's just crazy to say that, Yeah, maybe
- 50:15maybe they him out one time. Maybe they hung out one time and didn't
- 50:17see her again until they were eighteen. I don't know. It just sounds
- 50:21very weird when you show me a picture of your wife when you were when
- 50:22she's fourteen and now you guys were married. Even for me, it's like,
- 50:27fuck, dude, and I like this guy like oh vibes, I
- 50:30don't like pedal vibes, and those are a little bit what do you like?
- 50:34That is because you can't say that he did nothing. They are what
- 50:36do you mean they kind of are? They are? But what you can't
- 50:38say he didn't wait till he met a t eighteen, you can't like he
- 50:40could have got like waiting, bro, It's like, but you can't also
- 50:44accuse someone or something you don't know. It was in that movie too,
- 50:46Waiting. Yeah, and you just can't cuse someone like do I want to
- 50:50hang out with them? They am? I gonna maybe find a fourteen o.
- 50:52They'm I gonna bring her over to hang out. They could know,
- 50:53but you can't really what if you don't know? If they just met one
- 50:57time and he was his friend's daughter's friend his friend's daughter, and then they
- 51:00moved never saw each other again. Then he met her a get at eighteen,
- 51:02and yeah, it's fucking pretty creepy. You're used to be hitting on
- 51:06an eighteen old, but it's still leaving. It was like a red thing.
- 51:08We're like, oh shit, how have you been or whatever? And
- 51:10she's eighteen, Okay, fine, could have been that. We don't know
- 51:14that. All I always thaw is a picture of her at fourteen Dangs cooks
- 51:17game Night, which is kind of weird, though, I'm saying were her
- 51:22parents there was their sons? There was no parents there seen the video,
- 51:24Yeah there was no parents. Yeah, I'm saying it's wild, like he
- 51:29would just have that ship and then like all the parents just kind of trusted
- 51:30that for some shit. I'm like, bro, like, what the fuck?
- 51:34Bro, Like, you're just gonna trust this food the fucking invite your
- 51:37kids for a game night just because he could have. He's buying all the
- 51:39board games. Yeah, I'm telling you it's sketches. Fuck. But obviously
- 51:43he's not in jail. Well, he's not in prison. There's no accusations,
- 51:45there's nothing, So we're just gonna sit here and call him a pedophile.
- 51:49She was groomed to shut up and wave. Maybe yeah, I'm not.
- 51:52I don't even know who the fuck knows. I don't. I can't
- 51:54even you have the costco version of them. It's it's very look into it.
- 52:00I'm not saying he's innocent. I'm obviously putting it out there, but
- 52:04it's just that thing where we can't stare. I mean, if you didn't
- 52:06try to stick it in there, I guess he's all right. I mean,
- 52:12I don't know, I don't know. It's fucked up. It's pedal
- 52:15shit like this. I don't know. The vibe is p yeah, very
- 52:21p are. We just on Patreon. A right, No, I don't
- 52:25know. I need to sick, no, bra, Yeah, let's switch
- 52:28the p Yeah, start talking like THEOV making an eggs dog breaking an entry
- 52:34into an underage girl's house. Yeah, and I know that we had a
- 52:39scheduled guest and I don't know, like that's not he's on fuck. Yeah,
- 52:43that ship was one hundred percent locked in. And I knew you were
- 52:45stock because it's a dope song you've been playing against. I was happy to
- 52:47all stoke. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying, but it's just
- 52:50he should be on the way. But like you know how it is to
- 52:52get out of lax. Sometimes it is a bit. Yeah. One time
- 52:58my dad was coming from I think I was solved or it was a couple
- 53:00of years ago, and they detained him for like well they didn't attain them,
- 53:05but you know that thing because he has he had a d u y
- 53:07and ship, so every you know, when he travels, they check up
- 53:10on this ass and ship. Three hours food waiting waiting for the guide to
- 53:15te him what are you doing here? You know, how was your trip
- 53:19and all that bullshit. So yeah, that's just crazy. Three hours I
- 53:22miss I wonder what happens when you like, uh, you square up with
- 53:28one of these foods, like a tran Huh. Jail time for sure,
- 53:30jail time. That's that's like kidding a mailman. Dog. Did you see
- 53:34what the do you see what TSA got caught doing in Miami? Thought?
- 53:37Good by? I twitch sealing dog, straight dog. And I always put
- 53:43my wallet there. And I always carry cash because you're traveling, dog,
- 53:45I know you leave it there, you know, right next to your cell
- 53:47phone. You know you think I never carry like, especially when I'm traveling
- 53:52like that. I never carry more than like five hundred bucks. Yeah,
- 53:53but yeah, but that's the thing I got. Don't carry more than five
- 53:55hundred bucks. I have my card. But the thing is, I'm pretty
- 53:59sure they weren't taking all. That's only if I'm traveling, but usually like
- 54:00a hundred Usually, like what I like, what I keep it is like
- 54:04two hundred bucks like on a weekly because everything is card bro unless it could
- 54:07just be like one of these situations where I'm just like, you know,
- 54:10what, I need to have cash, like if I'm gonna be going to
- 54:13like a shopping thing or something like that, Like, yeah, by the
- 54:15way, cash is king, bring cash on the fourteen, Bring cash,
- 54:20cash cash, what's up with that mercury making come in? Supposed to be
- 54:22here from India? I got some fools in India, a little slump dog
- 54:25millionaires or a little slump dog Lionard nephew. Oh perfect, yeah, but
- 54:31yeah, it should be coming sooner than later. Hell yeahs arrived right And
- 54:44someone even said the guests bailed. Now I pulled up. He came out
- 54:50of state. I think, right, yeah, Florida. Damn, that's
- 54:52a long fly dog. You can put the brig on top on board.
- 55:00What up? All right, let's first of all, let's give a warm
- 55:01welcome and what we alright, let's set them up. There we go.
- 55:06But yeah, the gut the guests. Do you smoke? No? Okay,
- 55:13for sure, I mean it always has. What do you want?
- 55:19Finally about to roll up? It's like xaber, Well yeah, but I
- 55:23told you guys now the guests, I'm not gonna lie like this is are
- 55:29you a oldies person? Exaber? I live with George coming on this person
- 55:35like I don't know like the names because I didn't grow up with him,
- 55:37wouldn't, But I like all these now on Sundays and an art La Ball.
- 55:39You know, all right, Pete's the greatest, but I George was.
- 55:44I played that fool and then who hasn't heard a shout out? I
- 55:47just thought, I don't know, like like uh like me, Like I
- 55:50remember, like my first introduction to oldies. So every time my mind with
- 55:52oldies or like whenever I think of anything like that was kit I want to
- 55:57say, Kareth one on one, nice, Kareth one one. I don't
- 56:00know if they're still around, And I remember they used to play oldies,
- 56:04and I remember every time we would travel like far as Fuck or something like
- 56:08that, I would always associate listening to some oldies, like for a long
- 56:12trip. So that's always my go to long trip music, like when i'm
- 56:15when I'm just like I really need to like just kind of thinking that was
- 56:17my first introduction. But I've always had an appreciation, and I always think
- 56:22my thing every time I heard oldies or every time that I heard that kind
- 56:24of style of music, I'm just like, how come we can't update this
- 56:28shit? How come we can't update this shit? How come there's nobody making
- 56:30this making this new shit? You know what I mean? But the guest
- 56:34here today is making that new shit. But is there some of you guys
- 56:37know the song that I've been tagging a lot. It's one of my favorite
- 56:40songs. He has a new a new project that he's working on, La
- 56:44Voste Auto, the One and League. Jason Joshua, Welcome to that.
- 56:47We don't smoke the same podcast. You gotta get closer to the niket.
- 56:52What's up all right? I can hear myself? Yes, awesome? So
- 56:54are you coming all the way? Are you from Florida? No? I
- 56:58know I heard someone they fuck Florida, but that was Ray I love I
- 57:01love Florida. Dog, Yeah yeah, but I'm from I'm from Miami,
- 57:07Florida. Damn. That's I mean. Miami. Miami is quite the different
- 57:10vibe compared to La bro. I feel like it's I've never been there,
- 57:14but it's like everybody who comes from over here. It's like very chill.
- 57:17Yeah, yeah, I know. Miami is like a very dance oriented,
- 57:22not a lot of old dies and stuff, you know. I mean,
- 57:23there's like there's hoods and stuff that play that stuff. That's how that's how
- 57:29I got into it. But most parts like techno and ship, so I
- 57:31can you know he's right, dog, it's it's kind of it's flashy city
- 57:36dog. If you think anybody flashes here, hell, no, Miami flashes.
- 57:38People were wearing ship that you're a thousand dollars lambos. It's oh my
- 57:42god, you know, it's funny. I had some homies, you guys
- 57:44know, Gouber, Art Lebo, Heart not Art Lebo, but Heart Lebo.
- 57:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cats. They came to Miami and
- 57:52uh, guys, don't kill me. I thinking in Miami, They're like,
- 57:57yo, bro, you think we're gonna get And these dudes had a
- 58:00little tiny like actually yeah, it actually wasn't even goober. It was heart
- 58:05level because he's hilarious and he was like only a raw fool, you know.
- 58:08I was like for what He's like, oh, you know, I
- 58:13got jewelry on bro. I was like, that's not jewelry, dude,
- 58:15Like that's what you give like the girl. It's and like he saw it.
- 58:22He saw it when he's in Miami. Dude, there's a dude rocking
- 58:24like a two hundred thousand dollars like peace, like just yeah, just out
- 58:30out about But then again, like people gotta think twice. Like that the
- 58:34reason people are so comfortable doing like that in Miami is because I want to
- 58:37say, you guys have those very very lenient laws where it's like, hey,
- 58:40bro, you don't know who's packing and they might be busting back.
- 58:43Oh no they do. They're they're they're packing, everyone's packing. Everyone's like
- 58:47the laws are a lot like they're they're not as swift in the you know,
- 58:52in Florida and uh, you know, pull up, be ready.
- 58:58Yeah, so it actually you think that everyone pulls up and like, oh,
- 59:01there's a lot of there's a lot of like fighting. There's actually less
- 59:05violence because people are a little bit more wiser they know not to like you
- 59:08know, that's the one thing I for sure like like I think that would
- 59:13happen if it allow something like that in La because people would be thinking,
- 59:15wife, Yeah, first three months, you first three months, you're gonna
- 59:19you're gonna see a lot of funerals, wearing a lot of T shirts and
- 59:22shps, a lot of the first thing months you're gonna find out what you
- 59:28know, what what curiosity killed the cat? Yeah you know what I'm saying,
- 59:30that's playing a simple Now, hey man, let's let's let's get right
- 59:35into it. So Jason, like I did this whole old these things start
- 59:37bro like would you would you? What do you consider the genre of music
- 59:40that you do. I don't like the term souldies, like that's so weird
- 59:45or like or like retros? Yeah, thank you? Yeah, I mean
- 59:52if I don't you know what I mean. I love everybody. I mean,
- 1:00:00I'm but still I'm you know, like, uh, you know,
- 1:00:02I'm cool with whatever. You know, you you consent yourself as but uh
- 1:00:07Latino, you know, and uh, I just don't subscribe to any of
- 1:00:10that stuff. But you know, but I don't. I respect everybody for
- 1:00:15who what they do is. Man, as long as you're paying your own
- 1:00:16bills, you know what I'm saying. And that's all that matters to me.
- 1:00:20But I I, uh, Latin soul. I like Latin soul,
- 1:00:24you know, like classic, you know, because the thing is a Latin
- 1:00:28soul brings in like the oldies Buggaloo, Son Montuno with a little bit of
- 1:00:32side to side, you know what I'm saying, Like the shit you like
- 1:00:36fix your card to on a Sunday or your mom's like cleaning the crib too.
- 1:00:38That's the kind of that's that's what this record I just dropped is like
- 1:00:43supposed to be like you play it, and some songs are souls slow,
- 1:00:46and then some songs are just like wow, this guys playing side side you
- 1:00:49know what? You know what song? Because that I feel because you got
- 1:00:52that voice to hit those notes, I feel that what song that you could
- 1:00:55that you could totally like? And I know it's not because it was not
- 1:00:59considered a oldies song, but I feel that with the voice you got,
- 1:01:01you could kill you remember that song? But this group of called song by
- 1:01:05four course don't remember this. Yeah, my motherfucker was swap dog. Yeah,
- 1:01:12Necker was big swam like, yeah, man, that's that's fire one.
- 1:01:15I like a lot of ava too. Oh yeah, could see they
- 1:01:20get in it. That's that cheating song that there's yeah yo. Yeah.
- 1:01:29Donald Marr was a G two. That guy. That guy was a like
- 1:01:32he's lasting hits. And then when they the FBI like seized his house and
- 1:01:38it's like they found like I think, like six hundred like like semi automatic
- 1:01:44weapons, like just crazy guns like bazookas and shit. And is that why
- 1:01:46he like had to fall back for a little bit. I didn't know,
- 1:01:50yeah, because I remember like he bro this Donald min had the wedding of
- 1:01:54weddings. Bro. That ship was unev sh That ship was like if for
- 1:02:00latinos bro showing that ship was like when Prince Henry got married. Yeah he
- 1:02:07got married with that like that Christian bitch shout out to Donald. So boy
- 1:02:12it up. I got a question. So what's considering an old Is there
- 1:02:14like a certain time is time thing? Or is it a style? Bro?
- 1:02:17I think it's like it's all about Like to me, are like,
- 1:02:22I don't be like, oh yeah, I'm gonna make an oldies thing,
- 1:02:23you know, Like I just don't do that, Like I like, I'm
- 1:02:27just like it's a slow it's an R and B tune, you know.
- 1:02:29To me, it's a R and B. You know, it's rhythm and
- 1:02:30blues is super sweet. You know. The thing is it's like also as
- 1:02:35musicians, we like, oh I'm gonna hit him with a six six or
- 1:02:37you know four to six, you know, like, which are just like
- 1:02:39the rhythms of the music, you know what I'm saying, like ballads,
- 1:02:43you know, so it's like a ballad. You know, an oldies is
- 1:02:45pretty much predominantly a ballad. But you have like cats like Brenton, would
- 1:02:51I do oldies and emmafucker songs are upbeat and they're amazing, you know,
- 1:02:54so and what and how did you discover that you that you had the abivid
- 1:02:59you sing? Or do you have any singers in your family? Because you
- 1:03:00kind of remember me, like we have a homie called Three Places Tommy,
- 1:03:02but you look like the successful version of him, like like you know what
- 1:03:07I mean, like, hey tell me successful. I mean like if you
- 1:03:09want to take this, he's got a nice job, I mean musically,
- 1:03:14musically success. We're musically I give it because the homie he has a good
- 1:03:17voice. He can sing, like like like honestly, guy, like we
- 1:03:22we we he comes in here and sings for us like on the show and
- 1:03:24when we ask him, we're like, hey, bro, hit us with
- 1:03:27this song. But I'm like he just never like got it together. But
- 1:03:30I'm like, how did it come across for you? Because I feel for
- 1:03:32Latinos is very difficult because we don't have that validation because our parents are like,
- 1:03:38no, for sure, it's I mean, dude, and even in
- 1:03:42in like the music industry, bro, they rather have like you know,
- 1:03:45no disrespect to anybody of any color, but they were to have you know,
- 1:03:49obviously a lighter, skinnier, you know, singer than me. You
- 1:03:53know, that's just what it is. That's this is what you're used to
- 1:03:57seeing bro on TV. When you see a fat bro guys singing on TV.
- 1:04:00I see lizzop happened to Lizzo? You know, poor Lizzo. You
- 1:04:09know, dude, well not a game. She went down the drained dog.
- 1:04:13Yeah, but you know what, the Lizzo at least like her shit.
- 1:04:18They were hilarious. It was like hilarious allegations. You know, they
- 1:04:23were like she made me eat a banana in the strip club. I wasn't
- 1:04:29too, I wasn't fat enough, you know, like it's like okay,
- 1:04:30yeah, like that that is kind of funny though compared to like like if
- 1:04:33you know, you listened to like a Harvey Weinstein case, Like if someone
- 1:04:36would have said that like Ellen years ago, you would have not believed it.
- 1:04:40But what everybody's getting canceled for now and accusing shit up. You're like,
- 1:04:44yeah, this's gonna happen. It's about to matter of Just the problem
- 1:04:46is like like there are like you know what reality TV do you watch?
- 1:04:50Now? You don't need to, you can just watch people just make a
- 1:04:54post about you and ruin your whole fucking life, you know. So it's
- 1:04:58it's like it's all on the internet now, so it's it's a it's a
- 1:05:01touchy subject man, but it's it's hard man. You know, it's hard
- 1:05:04to you gotta maintain, you gotta be straight, lace, you gotta watch
- 1:05:08what you say. And it's like and it's like you can't even like what's
- 1:05:11the point of even being a person, you know what I'm saying, like
- 1:05:14having your own views or whatever. You know, Like it's crazy, man.
- 1:05:17You know, I've seen I saw that one dude, Uh I forgot
- 1:05:21his name, John Mouse and Aerial Pink. You know, those guys make
- 1:05:26cool, weird indie pop music, white dudes. And they were like at
- 1:05:30the Capitol. Yeah, they were the storm to Capitol thing because they I
- 1:05:32guess they're Trump supporters and uh you know and people and you're culture and and
- 1:05:39their fans were like, uh, just livid, you know. And it's
- 1:05:42like, I mean, like is it really matter? You know, Like
- 1:05:46I don't, I don't know, Like you know, to me, I
- 1:05:48think like it's about the music, you know what I'm saying, And just
- 1:05:53keep it about the music. Like, I don't give a fuck what kind
- 1:05:55of underwords you got on a ship? Know you're right about the man.
- 1:06:00I feel like especially that came. I feel like that came with social media
- 1:06:03because it gives everybody access to to more than just the music for the artist,
- 1:06:09because you came to the artist for the music. Of course, that's
- 1:06:12it. Like I didn't come to like, I didn't want like like.
- 1:06:15I feel like it got fucked up when everybody was like, okay, like,
- 1:06:17I like Little Wayne's music, but I want one Little Wayne's wearing.
- 1:06:20I want one Little Wayne drinks. I want one Little Wayne's fucking. I
- 1:06:24want to grow dreads. I want to change too, I want to grill.
- 1:06:27And that's that's when it became like more than just about the music.
- 1:06:30And that's when I feel the quality of music started to deteriorate because now it's
- 1:06:34like, you can't just release the song and it'd be impactful just on based
- 1:06:38on the power of music. It has to have a whole reach, It
- 1:06:41has to hit algorithms. It has to be careful what you say, man,
- 1:06:44you gotta care. We can be like, oh man, you know
- 1:06:46I took a dump while I voted for Trumper you know, like yeah,
- 1:06:51you know, but the thing is, the thing is, can you though,
- 1:06:55you know, like there's just always someone out there. I mean the
- 1:06:58things look, man, you always gonna get haters no matter what. And
- 1:07:00now with social media is easier for these clowns to like just try to like,
- 1:07:05you know, put you down or ship on you or whatever, you
- 1:07:08know, which you know, I just feel like I don't know. I
- 1:07:12mean, like, you know, who's getting real shit like artistly where I
- 1:07:15can't even believe it. It's Jarisa and uh and that bond all the kids.
- 1:07:19I said, I like chicken nuggets and something about all they were talking
- 1:07:23to Yeah, and dude, and it's great. The music, it's great,
- 1:07:28And it's all about what they said in these two four parts. It's
- 1:07:30because they don't like fucking cheetahs or anals. Yeah, I'm like, bro,
- 1:07:33like, what the fuck does that matter if you like the music?
- 1:07:36You know? Latinos, man, we're we're hard on each other, man,
- 1:07:39We're super hard on each other. And that's not just Mexicans. It's
- 1:07:42like little period kids are like that too, like Puerto Ricans like you lose
- 1:07:46weight, Jason, that the flock no moment and you go there though,
- 1:07:51you know, it's like like bitch, pick one, you know, like
- 1:07:56give it the way you want. Yeah, Like you get that's the yeah,
- 1:08:00bro, Like I tell you, oh, you got more wrinkles,
- 1:08:02you know. Nah, I don't say anything, shut up, you know,
- 1:08:06no disrespect, you know. But it's like it's like, you know,
- 1:08:12it's just crazy you know, and all that stuff is like vilified now
- 1:08:15because we're on the internet, you know. So the Internet's like the Internet
- 1:08:17gives a voice to everybody, bro, not just to you guys who are
- 1:08:20like normal dudes who just smoke pod and talk shit on the pod, you
- 1:08:25know. Gives it to also psychopaths, you know, and like just people
- 1:08:28who suffer hard, like people who stay at home all day and don't have
- 1:08:31any friends, don't do shit and don't want any friends, you know,
- 1:08:34and don't do anything. You know. It gives them a voice. So
- 1:08:38so and and those people have like the most followers too, like because you
- 1:08:42because you want to look at Britney Spears. You want to just see that
- 1:08:44bitch with a knife dancing around and shit, like she's got babies, what
- 1:08:47are you doing? You know, Like yeah, whenever I see her like
- 1:08:50dancing knives just like nine was it Big nine? Okay, look at Gordons
- 1:08:59is the fact, and I'm like, I'm not saying, look, man,
- 1:09:01go be apparent because she's probably paying somebody to like be a parent for
- 1:09:04her, which is cool, like rich people can afford to do that.
- 1:09:06But still like it's like nobody like dance when it's time to be on stage,
- 1:09:11but it's like nobody needs to be doing this shit, Like no,
- 1:09:13I don't know if she can perform right now. I think she had that
- 1:09:15that whole concern that girl, that that poor woman's had a lot of stuff
- 1:09:17going, like happened to her. That's another thing too. Hollywood is like
- 1:09:23unforgiving. Hollywood washes you up. They open up, they find your long
- 1:09:27lost dad, your long lives dad, becomes like your your guardian and puts
- 1:09:30you in a conservative ship for fifteen years. Like, so they raped her,
- 1:09:33I mean did they rape her? I don't know, I have no
- 1:09:35Hollywood. Oh, I mean they raped her of everything? Yeah, joy
- 1:09:40problems And she doesn't look like like almost when I see her, bro like,
- 1:09:43she doesn't look like a happy person. That famita. You know,
- 1:09:45it's okay, you know, but that's that's Yeah. I mean she looks
- 1:09:48she looks you know, I say that Famita, you know, because she
- 1:09:51looks like just social media has done her out, you know, probably stress
- 1:09:57and lawyers from like her personal life. She's it's that look of like just
- 1:10:01like she's Michael. She's in for me, that kind of like Michael Jackson
- 1:10:05where he just wants to go to the grocery shot grocery store. He can't
- 1:10:09and not be recognized. She can't go nowhere, dog, she cannot go
- 1:10:12by fucking anything. Albertson's without someone being like is that brid he and he
- 1:10:15couldn't go out without makeup. His hands were all brown and white. People
- 1:10:19don't know that. But his face also had spots everywhere his ears, back
- 1:10:25of his ears, like he this dude, this dude he had sucked himself.
- 1:10:29Yeah, but I mean he was born that way he had was he
- 1:10:30He has never logo that he has an alapcia. I don't know, like
- 1:10:34this pigmentation colored pigmentation figure. Now it's like a thing every chick that's like
- 1:10:39if you have I swear dog. I see so many models like that where
- 1:10:45I'm like, yo, and she got some stuff on her face, like
- 1:10:46no that's the thing. Actually, don't. Yeah, some of those chicks,
- 1:10:55some of the chicks would have that. They look pretty. Some of
- 1:10:58those chicks are Some of those chicks are the two Leco cats in the world.
- 1:11:00I think. I think that basketball player from from from the Golden State,
- 1:11:04he's dating one of them. She's fine. This fuck. I'm not
- 1:11:06saying they're not. But it's like when you're mad, you're on TV,
- 1:11:10you're not nothing wrong, nothing wrong with a Calico cat Exavier. I don't
- 1:11:15think anything you guys said was wrong. It's funny. It's fun It's just
- 1:11:18like the execution makes things funny, man, you know, it's it's it's
- 1:11:23all good man. However you look, you know, but a man,
- 1:11:26are you? Are you a Puerto Rican? Like, guys, is that
- 1:11:28where you're from? From? Puerto Rican? My dad is, My dad's
- 1:11:30half black and Puerto Rican. My mom is just full on Puerto Rican,
- 1:11:34Puerto Rican, and uh yeah. And then I was born I'm the first
- 1:11:39like first born in Miami and then the rest of my family's from Chicago,
- 1:11:45my dad's side, and like, what is it like your mom is like,
- 1:11:48uh, like your dad was born here and your mom like I'm a
- 1:11:50great over here with my dad. My mom was well, you know,
- 1:11:55Puerto Rico's part of the United States. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah,
- 1:11:58yeah, everyone for guests, like our cultures, our cultures, like
- 1:12:01you know, people complain about it. No, dude, they're doing it
- 1:12:04to us. Our cultures washed out, we don't have anything anymore. Like
- 1:12:09what's his name, Jake, Jake Paul lives in Puerto Rico. Now you
- 1:12:12know what I was always to do with taxes, They don't get taxed out
- 1:12:15there. Yeah, they want you to go out there. They want rich
- 1:12:17people out there, stuff rich port. Yeah. But yeah, my my
- 1:12:24mom's so my mom was born on also in Chicago too, you know she
- 1:12:29uh, she was born there too. Our family migrated Chicago before I was
- 1:12:34doing existed. But yeah, so we're like I would say, we're Chicagoans
- 1:12:41or Chicago Nights or whatever they call it, Chicago Indians or I don't know
- 1:12:45what. I don't know what it's called. But we're from Chicago. My
- 1:12:48mom, my mom is from North Side. My dad's from south Side,
- 1:12:51which back in the day, south Side was like more chill and north Side
- 1:12:56was kind of more crazy, And now it's the other way around. You
- 1:12:59know size called shy rack. And when you started like singing, was that
- 1:13:03in Chicago when you got to Miami. I was born here, so I've
- 1:13:06never left until I started singing. No I started. You were born here
- 1:13:13in California or Miami. My sister was conceived here in San Diego. My
- 1:13:17mom lived in San Diego for a while and she decided to move to Miami.
- 1:13:24But no, I started singing in Miami, Florida. I started in
- 1:13:27a in a punk band and and then band. Yeah, but it but
- 1:13:31it was like, it's not like yo, It's not like there's no punk
- 1:13:35creds, dude. It was soft singing like MxPx Descendants, like the Descendants.
- 1:13:43We really liked Descendants a lot, so we would talk about you know,
- 1:13:45shitty chicks I mean, or pearls or whatever. You know, how
- 1:13:49old from twelve to like seventeen. Okay, yeah, you get the music.
- 1:13:57But bro, like I wanted to start doing music when I was like
- 1:13:59thirteen. Yeah. Well, I used to like skateboarding, and I remember
- 1:14:02I fractured my ankle. Were you always a big big board? No?
- 1:14:06No, no, no, So I was skateboarding and I used to smoke
- 1:14:11a lot of pot and listen to Pantera, and I rolled my ankle off
- 1:14:15like a seven step thing, trying to alive rail slide stuff I couldn't even
- 1:14:21do. I was I just had learned how to do the ali, so
- 1:14:25there was no way. I was about, well, this is you know,
- 1:14:30back in the days. And like the people I would hang out with,
- 1:14:33we're a lot older, and we would smoke a Philly blunts, you
- 1:14:36know, we didn't have Dutch masters or wraps and stuff like that, the
- 1:14:41strawberry Philly bro fire, you know, and uh yeah, listening to music
- 1:14:48and and uh fractured my ankle and uh that was rap for skateboarding for me.
- 1:14:55And then I started just doing music. And then I found some A
- 1:14:59drum set and garbage when I was younger, What kind of garbage were you
- 1:15:02going through? Bross drum set? Oh this is old school. Though this
- 1:15:04is old school, different time, different time. People to sit away.
- 1:15:08Now. There was no Etsy, you know, the reverb or Craigslist or
- 1:15:12Yahoo or nothing. There was marketplace, no marketplace. I was like,
- 1:15:15oh, got these drums set here? About to throw them away? Take
- 1:15:20them? You know, No, these were in the trash, and you
- 1:15:25know, and you can find a music store too, not too far.
- 1:15:29Now there's like no locally owned music stores like like magic shops, yeah,
- 1:15:33exactly before. Bro, you'd be surprised at how often you can find a
- 1:15:36magic shop. Bro. That shit like there's magic used to be all over
- 1:15:42the US. BRO. And they used to be like a very like just
- 1:15:45like bowling alleys. Bro, all these all these businesses kind of died.
- 1:15:47No, there was a local bowling alley where I live now in Hollywood,
- 1:15:50Florida. And uh, because I live in Hollywood, Florida. Though everybody
- 1:15:56usually says like, it's not what you think. It's not it's not it's
- 1:16:00it's like, it's nothing like this. It's the opposite, like whatever it
- 1:16:03is like you know, like you guys are cool, you guys have no
- 1:16:06The thing is Hollywood, Florida is cool. It's super dope. It's just
- 1:16:12like but it's a cool spot to relax, like you ain't doing much slower
- 1:16:16life living, you know what I'm saying. And and and there is a
- 1:16:19downtown area that's really it's popping. It's beautiful, it's nice. It's like
- 1:16:26because you got Miami, Miami is just like, man, everything's until five
- 1:16:29am. Hollywood Florida have gators too. Everywhere house gators. You know what,
- 1:16:33It's crazy. California cats are terrified of gators. They don't you know,
- 1:16:38they don't want Okay, so I just terrified the water. No no,
- 1:16:42no, no, no, no no way. Wait. So there's
- 1:16:43this ship called Alligator Alley and you ride bike and these motherfuckers are all there,
- 1:16:48but they're sleeping. But if you know that happens on bikes. Yes,
- 1:16:54you fall, you get back up. They're sleeping. They're not gonna
- 1:16:57go get you. That's that's that's it's not real. Do I know.
- 1:17:00It sounds like some challenge, but walked out. It's probably like that place,
- 1:17:04like that place a Gun in Mexico when I went and they and they
- 1:17:10have that this like alleyway that you walk and all the crocodiles are like on
- 1:17:13the side and they're all kind of like laying down. But I'm like if
- 1:17:15Mceigel, yeah, here, we'll google it real quick. Alligator Ali.
- 1:17:21No, there's this dude name I'm Gator Boy Chris, and he's in Homestead
- 1:17:26and he's got a pet, like he doesn't have a pet. Actually he
- 1:17:28tells people it's not a pet. I love The alligator's name is Casper.
- 1:17:32He's like, I love Casper. Casper's not love me. Casper can chop
- 1:17:35my like can eat me at anytime. You know, how big is it
- 1:17:41gator? It is huge, but he hugs it and like he plays with
- 1:17:45it and stuff. The gators just super chill. The thing is the gators
- 1:17:47trained. So this is called Alligator Alley Butterfly View. This one's in Broward
- 1:17:53County. This one's like not too far from my house. But there's another
- 1:17:56one that's in South Miami and like, uh yeah, they're just sleeping.
- 1:18:00They're chilling because there's a swamp. Yeah, there's a big road thing where
- 1:18:03you ride bike. It's not like they're chilling on the road thing there.
- 1:18:06There's a snake problem, a real big problem there too. There are snakes
- 1:18:10everywhere. But but you don't have like now they have that pipeon shit,
- 1:18:13there's an invasive species and then let everybody kill it. No thing, do
- 1:18:16you guys do some reach out going to fucking Florida. Florida? All right,
- 1:18:25I see why we got the fun. Florida as soon as I walked
- 1:18:27in here. Florida. Yeah, no, like Florida, Yeah, flord
- 1:18:32Florida is amazing. Man, It's beautiful and it's like you see, like
- 1:18:38in La you like, as a musician, you have to fight for your
- 1:18:42life here, you know what I'm saying in that sense, because there's so
- 1:18:45many musicians in Miami. You have to fight for your life because it takes
- 1:18:49eight hours to get out of Florida if you're driving, you know, two
- 1:18:54hours. So like, if you want to go on tour, you gotta
- 1:18:57hustle hard. Me show you Gator Boy Chris. This dude is incredible and
- 1:19:02you can visit. You could swim a Casper, but it's gated. It's
- 1:19:05gated. Like he's with Casper the gator swimming and you can swim with him.
- 1:19:12Shout out to Gator Boy Chris. I don't know who he is,
- 1:19:15but I follow his Instagram and it's it's like some real Florida shit and it
- 1:19:19sounds like some real Yeah. Here, I'm gonna show you this dude and
- 1:19:23he's he's a super friendly with his gator. Let me see, what would
- 1:19:30you rather be having a friendly Patti Geeber or like a wild cat or a
- 1:19:35fucking alligator? Okay, and by the way, I would if you would
- 1:19:39ask me. Yeah, none. I would have choosed nothing, And if
- 1:19:42I had to choose, it'd probably be no. The cat cats are crazy
- 1:19:46too, even like domesticated cats are nuts. I didn't know where they get
- 1:19:49mad and they just start attacking you. I have one too. He's playing
- 1:19:54with his gator like he's playing with the gator like I pay with my dog.
- 1:19:59No I dude, that's like my biggest fear in life. Dude.
- 1:20:03It's being in any kind of water and seeing something like that big swim towards
- 1:20:10me. But look how happy the gator is. The gators like saved.
- 1:20:14Look the gator was saved because the gator. The problem is is that and
- 1:20:19not just in Florida, but you know we're born here, so we're like,
- 1:20:23oh, we could do whatever we want, you know, and it's
- 1:20:25like, yo, this is the like Florida. You know, the swamps
- 1:20:29belong to the gators. You know, that's where they live. You know,
- 1:20:31it's like they're that's where they were born, you know, and you
- 1:20:34know people build houses there and and the dogs. Your dog might get accidentally
- 1:20:40eating by a fucking gator. It's not on purpose, it's just they're they're
- 1:20:43animals. They're like it's like a tiger. Like if you were tired and
- 1:20:45you're not gonna eat, You're gonnat lettuce all day. You know, I
- 1:20:48eat this fucking dog. Sorry, dog. You know I'm gonna have to
- 1:20:51eat Fido, you know. So it happens, you know, but uh,
- 1:20:58you know so that so that dudea the dog and then they were going
- 1:21:00to kill him, and that dude gator boy Chris he opened a sanctuary and
- 1:21:05rescued that that that gator. I don't know, like ten years ago or
- 1:21:09something, because obviously the fucking thing is pretty trained. We got him already
- 1:21:13big though, Huh, you got him already like adult size? Yeah,
- 1:21:17how do you fuck? This? Boy? Can't get close to this cat
- 1:21:19right now? I got him. This guy's over here interacting with an alligator,
- 1:21:24I rescued. I was like, well, it's just it's just a
- 1:21:32lot of training. But cats have their own personality. Bro. The thing
- 1:21:36is, gators are smart and cats are smart too, of course, but
- 1:21:40the animals are smart. You can train animals. I've seen cats sit.
- 1:21:45My old cat that passed away used to sit up, sit, and she
- 1:21:48just you know, she was cool, you know, I mean, I
- 1:21:53was only tricks. She knew, but she was. She was also a
- 1:21:55pain of the gass too. R I p But yeah, man, you
- 1:21:59know you can train any animal. I think you know. Yeah, gators
- 1:22:01are scary. I know there's a huge like thing. You know, people
- 1:22:06like, oh my god, if I go to the beach, might get
- 1:22:09bit by gator. Chances are like super rare. Yeah, maybe a jellyfish.
- 1:22:15You might get stuck by a jellyfish before that, you know, But
- 1:22:18then that's when you don't want to go to Australia. AUTRALI the deadly dude.
- 1:22:21I'm sure, I'm for sure. I just don't like the water period.
- 1:22:25I just things it doesn't even know how to swim, how to swim?
- 1:22:29Nah, terrified of the water. Okay, anytime, I guess you
- 1:22:32won't even go to a pool. I'm going to pool. I can see
- 1:22:39what's under that water. Okay, okay, you see it. But in
- 1:22:41Miami you can see the water too. I mean I'll probably get into like
- 1:22:44where I can stand, but that's it. Like anything where I'm like,
- 1:22:46hey, that's where sharks coming, then I probably will not like I probably
- 1:22:53will not. But no, the thing is, sharks are scary too,
- 1:22:58but they're they're they're also like and man, and right now it sounds like
- 1:23:00I'm fucking defending these crazy ass animals. I'm I guess I am, but
- 1:23:05I'm not. I'm like, uh, I'm also terrified of these things too.
- 1:23:10But when I was younger, we were in the beach and huge shark
- 1:23:14pop by us, huge, like like two feet away, and my brother's
- 1:23:18dad was like, don't move, don't move, He's not gonna do shit.
- 1:23:21Don't move, don't move, and literally dude just and peaced out,
- 1:23:30and I was like, wow, you know, I was like, I
- 1:23:32was like seven, You just have to respect these animals we do. You
- 1:23:35have to respect them. Yeah, you respect them. You see what you
- 1:23:40see what we do? Man, Like you know, we try to grab
- 1:23:43when we try to play with them, we try to like kick them.
- 1:23:45We try to do I mean, come on, bro, we make lipstick
- 1:23:47out of whales and shit, like, we do a lot of fucked up
- 1:23:49things, you know. Yeah, I think like whale blubber or like or
- 1:23:56like, I don't know, shut out to the whales. All the pitches
- 1:23:59look good, even the whales and land. It really doesn't like animals or
- 1:24:09anything that has to do with the ocean, including dolphins, including like some
- 1:24:13animals. What is it? You know? Back to the whole music thing,
- 1:24:16bro, I didn't want to. I didn't want to tell you,
- 1:24:18like, how did you I like, I personally liked the song. The
- 1:24:21thing that drove me to your music was Lady, which congratulations you managed to
- 1:24:26get like hell of yous over just nine months. If I'm not mistaken,
- 1:24:30like you're like you're the five point two million views. That's just a lot
- 1:24:33bro shit, nine months, bro, Like, congratulations shout out to Estevan
- 1:24:38orio man and he directed your music video. That's not I was gonna ask
- 1:24:41you about. Yeah, that's legendary, bro. Like he has so many
- 1:24:44because this Cipri Hills buildings so like you know by zel Assassins. Yeah,
- 1:24:47like so he has all their fucking like time before everything was documented. So
- 1:24:53for somebody legendary like that. He was a manager, and he was a
- 1:24:56club bouncer at one point, and and U when mugs couldn't make it or
- 1:25:00mugs like you know, was like because mugs can do everything too. He
- 1:25:05would DJ you know too. Estevan is just a man. It does everything.
- 1:25:10He's a He's a legend. Hee. He's literally like no disrespect to
- 1:25:14anyone in Los Angeles, but like he is the guy. He is a
- 1:25:18guy. He's he's like he's the la dude. You know, he's he's
- 1:25:24the man. He's he's like the one of the greatest treasures you guys have
- 1:25:28here. You know. How did you link up with? I met Estevan
- 1:25:34at this festival we played at when the pandemic happened. We brought in it
- 1:25:39was like a theater show, like they brought in cards and like driving style.
- 1:25:43You know, it's crazy. Shout out to Bobby d and we played
- 1:25:47and and uh a friend of our. Shout out to Richie Abbott too,
- 1:25:51who and who kind of linked everything together. He's like, hey man,
- 1:25:55you know, you know, like your stuff and Estevan Oriole, I'm bring
- 1:26:00us an Oreo. I was like, oh my god, you crazy.
- 1:26:01You can bring the og, you know, and uh, you know,
- 1:26:06he got there after I performed, but I we got to hang out and
- 1:26:10he's like, what are you doing tomorrow? You know, And I was
- 1:26:12like, well you got going on. He's like, let me do a
- 1:26:15couple of shots, and so they invited me to Estevan really quick. While
- 1:26:18he's in the middle of another photo shoot with this beautiful R and B singer
- 1:26:23I forgot her name and uh he uh starts snapping photos. It was super
- 1:26:30cool and that's how it started. And every time I come here, I
- 1:26:35do a spa day, you know, like go to his house, through
- 1:26:41the cold, plunch, through the sauna, all we work out. It's
- 1:26:45beautiful and it's like refreshing and he's just an amazing Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 1:26:49yeah's damn. That's you know what's kind of crazy. I like it.
- 1:26:53I like the way that he always like everybody who he works with, he
- 1:26:56kind of has like this Phil Jackson approach to it, like he does ship
- 1:26:59with them. He gets to know him so that way he kind of I
- 1:27:00feel like that helps him know when and where to put the people in the
- 1:27:04pictures that he put or the stuff he captures. You know. What he
- 1:27:08does is that he gets like it doesn't like he puts stuff. He puts
- 1:27:13people together that don't actually like you know, that wouldn't actually do stuff.
- 1:27:16You know, like he is a curator like a tape, like a tape,
- 1:27:21like a really really like a taste maker. Man. When it comes
- 1:27:25to film, clothing, shoes, photography, art, he just knows it
- 1:27:29all. Man, He's he's really I mean, he's been in the game
- 1:27:30for a long time. His dad's a photographer. You know, he's got
- 1:27:34beautiful children. Like this dude is is a hard worker, and like,
- 1:27:39come on, dude, like he's in La he's still in your neighborhood,
- 1:27:43like taking photos, risking his life in the hood. You know what I'm
- 1:27:46saying, Like this guy is the real and don't think that like you know,
- 1:27:51like he he really is the real deal, man. You know.
- 1:27:55That's all I got to say about Astabao. He's the best. I love
- 1:27:58you. That's dope that you have that relationship with him and that you that
- 1:28:01he was able to work on something like that, because I mean it's it's
- 1:28:04it's like being friends with you know how like some people back like back would
- 1:28:10be like, oh, yeah, Picosto drew something on a napkin for me,
- 1:28:12or like yeah, or Bankski gave me his like his his sketches or
- 1:28:18whatever, just because you were boys with him. And then you know,
- 1:28:20you get to work with somebody on that caliber and actually be friends with them.
- 1:28:25That's that's an accomplishment within itself. And I mean I can't wait to
- 1:28:29see like with the other projects that because I know it's not it's not that
- 1:28:30where it's gonna stop it like you know, we're gonna do other ones.
- 1:28:33We have other stuff that we've been talking about doing. You know, He's
- 1:28:35he's he's he's got a lot of stuff. I mean, he just dropped
- 1:28:40dropped the sneaker with with lugs. And then I saw him yesterday. I
- 1:28:43think it was just trying to saw I saw him tagged in it, but
- 1:28:48he was doing a music video with him or I think he said he was
- 1:28:51pulled up. Okay, so like he's in the hoodhood, Like this foels
- 1:28:55like in the hood and Stepan never left. I know, I know.
- 1:29:00But what I'm trying to say is like he's there and you see the hood
- 1:29:03pull up and they're like, yo, we're just recording, like chill.
- 1:29:06You can tell someone called the cops saying, hey, there's probably something going
- 1:29:10down. This thing is this is like his neighborhood. So even like the
- 1:29:13problem is like a lot of the new cats, new kids, we don't
- 1:29:15know like and I say we just because I don't like to, you know,
- 1:29:19single anybody out, but like we don't really know everyone or like history
- 1:29:25and stuff because that's the thing, man, we need to continue sharing that
- 1:29:28history of of you know, the foundation of where things come from it.
- 1:29:32You know, you never know, man, you know, like, but
- 1:29:35Estefani risks his life for his art because that's who he is. Man.
- 1:29:40He is the streets bro, you know, and people that see him know
- 1:29:44him. The real ones know him, bro, The real ones know on
- 1:29:45and and the ones that don't not that they're not real, they just don't
- 1:29:49know yet. And when they do, they fall in love with the guy
- 1:29:51too. You know, he's just that dude. Man. The dudes like,
- 1:29:55uh, it's like cheesecake. We don't like cheesecake. Yeah, you're
- 1:30:00right about that. Who doesn't like? That's what I'm saying, even if
- 1:30:02you lactose and tolerance to some cheesecake. I do know something I do know,
- 1:30:06especially like my fat homies, They'll be like, they'll be like,
- 1:30:11man, I shouldn't even be eating this, but whatever, I'm gonna go
- 1:30:14home after this. Like I'm just like, hey, bro, it's like
- 1:30:15you that's make that sacrifice. Hey bro, so you you be like,
- 1:30:23are you signed to any label? Don't I have my ownly web, my
- 1:30:28own ship, independent, YEP, I own everything So would you say that
- 1:30:31the style of music that you're had it falls under a motown if it was
- 1:30:35like motown versus everything else, Yeah, so it would fall unto there.
- 1:30:40I would like I would like it to be like more funny, but I'm
- 1:30:42not known for like my Spanish songs. I'm known more for like lasa,
- 1:30:45which is like spanglish, which is like, yeah, it really hits like
- 1:30:48it's it's cool, Like, you know, it's cool because it's Spanglish.
- 1:30:54Ain't nobody doing Spanglish like that, you know, No, not like that.
- 1:30:57That's a that's the first that it's kind of ever heard. And it's
- 1:31:00cool because it's kind of like how we talk, like no, mommy,
- 1:31:02but I didn't mean to do that, you know, yeah, you know,
- 1:31:06don't talk you know, Like it's just like that's that's what that you
- 1:31:10know, that's what that song represents to me. It's like, you know,
- 1:31:14it's us latinos, you know, and uh, it's super cool.
- 1:31:17Like how do you feel about the the I mean personally, I feel that
- 1:31:25motown or anything would fall under motown has kind of had like a resurgence in
- 1:31:30the mainstream right now, and it's just very like super popular, and I
- 1:31:33feel like it's because but I want to say, like, what you did?
- 1:31:39What do you think brought that? Brought that back? Because I know
- 1:31:41that like out here, like another couple of artists that do it, like
- 1:31:44Tristolello, like Fox with her heavy, Like I remember when she had her
- 1:31:48first single that she had, do you Love? Do you love? Right?
- 1:31:53That one? No for the covers somebody please? Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:31:57I remember, Yeah. That sound was like damn this she could sing.
- 1:32:00And then there's the there's the other homie. He's a he's a big
- 1:32:03boy too. But you got that superman here king one brother at the man
- 1:32:10shout out to Joey. And I feel like it's it's cool to see the
- 1:32:13resurgence of this. What do you think brought it up? Because I feel
- 1:32:15that there's a lot there's a lot more camaraderie and this genre of music or
- 1:32:18people who do this kind of style of music, You guys are more likely
- 1:32:21more likely to be like, Hey, it's gonna be you featuring what is
- 1:32:26it Trish? Or so Trish is like an oh gee man. You know
- 1:32:30she may not like she has she may not have like a discography of shit
- 1:32:34out, but what she has out is is I mean, dude, she
- 1:32:39just sang at Dodger Stadium. You know what I'm saying, Like that was
- 1:32:42big. Yeah, Like that's she's kind of like a total of like maybe
- 1:32:46like forty songs out and then she's singing Dodger Stadium, you know what I'm
- 1:32:50saying, Like that's that's how she's so legendary. Man. And Joey is
- 1:32:56another one who he's on tour right now. He's he's a beast man.
- 1:33:00You know. I think there was there was cats so before like uh that
- 1:33:05really like brought the aesthetic and the look like the Lakesiders. They only had
- 1:33:10they only had three songs. I put out one of their songs and they
- 1:33:13broke up, and I think they set the tone for like that young cheek
- 1:33:17gono like look, and they were dressed like Pachuco style, and they were
- 1:33:21also like indigenous. I don't know what the tribe they're from or anything.
- 1:33:27I don't know, you know, I don't know any of that ship,
- 1:33:28but I know that they were super into their culture and I think they really
- 1:33:31made people want to like jump into the ship. And then this dude named
- 1:33:34Bobby Rosa. He has a song called dslove and he's from I believe he's
- 1:33:40from Finland, but he's he's Spanish, not Spanish, he speaks Spanish,
- 1:33:46you know, he's Latino and uh he has a song called dyslove and and
- 1:33:51that should change the game. They're just dude named Kelly Finnigin. He's from
- 1:33:55Los Angeles. He played in the Monophonics for like, I don't know,
- 1:33:58fifteen twenty years and he dropped some solo stuff and I think cats like that
- 1:34:03really really like set the bar and like opened the door and like you know,
- 1:34:09and that including Trish, Yeah, and then that opened the door for
- 1:34:13me, and that opened the door for Joe, you know, because we
- 1:34:15kind of came up, Like Joe's been in the game for a minute,
- 1:34:17but like with the soul stuff, we came together, you know. But
- 1:34:24Joe's been in incredible like reggae bands and SKA bands and punk bands for such
- 1:34:28a long time. He's a torrent. He's really a workhorse, you knowing
- 1:34:31that aspect of it good. Yeah, I don't know, but it's crazy
- 1:34:41that you bring that. You bring that up with having like a musical background
- 1:34:45already, you know what I mean, Like having a musical background before would
- 1:34:50if you would having a band, if you would be in a band,
- 1:34:53or if you were to be Yeah, I mean it's it's a you know,
- 1:35:00like thing is Joe comes from a punk band, Trish comes from a
- 1:35:04ska band. I think that's like almost like how like uh boss, like
- 1:35:11like you two is a garage rock band. You know, Like even Daft
- 1:35:14Punk was like almost like a punk band before that. Like I just think
- 1:35:17that's like just where we fell in the lanes, you know. Unfortunately we
- 1:35:21never fell in the lanes where like we instantly started like Motown music, but
- 1:35:25even the musicians in Motown were jazz guys. There was there was no soul
- 1:35:30music. Like it literally got started by these cats, you know, so
- 1:35:33you know, for them to do it, it just uh, you know,
- 1:35:38you always got to find your beginning paths. And like for me,
- 1:35:43it was you know, trying to sing about you know, chicks who didn't
- 1:35:45like me because you know, not the most good looking dude when I was
- 1:35:49in high school, you know, or or middle school or whatever. And
- 1:35:54you know, and I love the descendants because they talked about farting and skateboarding
- 1:35:58and drinking coffee all the things I love back then. Still love some of
- 1:36:02it, you know, I still I think I enjoy the farts more.
- 1:36:06If anything, I like watching fart memes all day. I could just live
- 1:36:11off those, you know. It's pretty much the only reason why I engage
- 1:36:15in social media and to answer dms and and look at cool love you.
- 1:36:18That's Fodia tattoos. Oh you've gotten some tattoos grass. I didn't know that.
- 1:36:24Oh man, yeah, just just nice. Female sent me a DM
- 1:36:28with her her Oh yeah, just google it. You can google love you.
- 1:36:31That's Fodia tattoos. They're everywhere. That's so dope. It's like smiling
- 1:36:40out cry later. You know, that's a great song. It's even sick
- 1:36:45or tattoo. I do want to say that. Like Lavida's Fi though,
- 1:36:49it does have the It's one of those songs that it has the potential bro
- 1:36:53that like to hit on so many levels, bro on so many emotions,
- 1:36:57and like, what were you going through when you made that song? Like
- 1:37:00were you going through some shit? Like I feel like, honestly when I
- 1:37:01heard it, Oh wow, that's real. That's sick. Yeah, there's
- 1:37:05a lot of no, there's face, there's head tattoos. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:37:10there's there's head face, there's tattoos. There's definitely yeah those there's I
- 1:37:15wonder how that one is is. I was about to go into let me
- 1:37:23stop, Let me stop, because we talked about the stuff earlier and uh,
- 1:37:28you know, but yeah, no, it's the most beautiful thing to
- 1:37:31see, man. I mean, I it's actually about fighting with my wife.
- 1:37:36That's how that song came about. But then other people started relating a
- 1:37:40song about losing you know, someone loved one. When I heard it,
- 1:37:43I thought, I was like, man, I was like, this shit
- 1:37:45makes me feel like like the kind of song that I would listen to.
- 1:37:47When I was like, because you know how you're super emotional when you're younger
- 1:37:50and then you're like especially if you're like insecure, so me, of course,
- 1:37:55you know it's been a fat boy like when you would get rejected.
- 1:37:57That was like the ultimate rejection soundtrack for me. Dog. When I when
- 1:38:00I heard that shit, I was like, I'm like, damn, man,
- 1:38:02where was this song when I fucking got rejected a few times instead of
- 1:38:06listening to some angrier songs. Well, you know, if you listen to
- 1:38:10it, like it's like, you know, no one wants to stay together
- 1:38:14or like no one wants to make things better. But then there's you know
- 1:38:17people like, uh take the like the sad part. I'm like, but
- 1:38:21like there's also that little one part but we could work it out. Yeah,
- 1:38:26that's a that's a that's a step up to slide, you know what
- 1:38:30I'm saying. Like, Yo, it's not all bad, you know what
- 1:38:32I'm saying, but I think people like have taken it for like lost lost
- 1:38:38ones and and and even for the video at the end. If you look,
- 1:38:41I dedicated to my brother who passed away last year while I was like,
- 1:38:45his funeral was like the same week I scheduled to shoot the video.
- 1:38:49Wow, so I missed his funeral. Alright, Pete and my brother Nick,
- 1:38:55I love you, and uh, you know I had to. I
- 1:38:59just had it's so much already into the video and like I just couldn't,
- 1:39:02you know, I had to do it, you know, And it was
- 1:39:05tough. It was tough. It was He probably would have wanted you to
- 1:39:08go, like you worked on it so hard. For sure, My whole
- 1:39:10family would have. Everyone was super supportive. Your family is very supportive of
- 1:39:15your music career. Yes, that's that's that's kind of hard for a Latino
- 1:39:18family. They weren't though they weren't they what do you think this is?
- 1:39:23You're like, look look at me, Bro, No, you're gonna make
- 1:39:27it, Jason. You know it's not gonna happen. It's just bad,
- 1:39:32Bro. They will tell you something like that. They do like you,
- 1:39:35like, Bro, you lose five pounds, You're you're wearing a smaller shirt,
- 1:39:39you feel all good about yourself and be like like dumb. But I
- 1:39:45remember the first big Mexican fool. It wasn't checked on. He was a
- 1:39:48character. It wasn't even a real big fool. That's the only reason it
- 1:39:50was big because he was that which is fucked up because people thought it was
- 1:39:55funny and he now he that's who he is now. But he was the
- 1:39:57first faft for We're like, you can never have a sixty minutes with though
- 1:40:00without the fuck he's a caricature dude. What what what have Fluffy lost two
- 1:40:03hundred pounds? You know, like he's been drying for like twenty years.
- 1:40:11He lost some weight though he's not a big he has but I mean,
- 1:40:14like even he has lost a significant amount of weight. But like when you
- 1:40:15see he's smart though he's keeping like that. Look what happened a Jonah Hill?
- 1:40:18Janah Hill lose weight, he gets shamed. B Yeah, I think
- 1:40:24Jonah Hill just got shamed because all of a sudden he lost the weighting.
- 1:40:26He thought that made him hot, you know what I mean. I was
- 1:40:29like, but you can't feel hot, right damn? Yeah, he's hot
- 1:40:34for himself right, No, you're not listen bro, But it cost him
- 1:40:38money. Bro, Like, you could lose one hundred pounds and I could
- 1:40:40see my like all of my feet, like you know, like like the
- 1:40:44top of my like the dirty part of your ankle that you don't even get
- 1:40:46when you're showering, and like if I could see that because I lost so
- 1:40:50much weight just standing and looking down, you know, Like seriously, you
- 1:40:55guys, stand up and see what Like see if you can see your whole
- 1:40:58thing, act league, You're gonna miss some spots, you know what I'm
- 1:41:01saying. Don't matter how fat or skinny you are, but imagine losing one
- 1:41:04hundred pounds and like people are just like, oh man, what do you
- 1:41:09think is better the fat Jonah or skinny Jonah. It's like, how about
- 1:41:13shut the fuck up, Jonah? How about that one, and I tell
- 1:41:15him all the time like we're already brought up and that's not being If Lizzo
- 1:41:19lost a lot of weight, I don't think she would get the same much
- 1:41:24as sales, or would be a little bit of all. She would just
- 1:41:28have to change, like her her narrative, because her narrative is like big
- 1:41:31girls can do, big people can do. Because I don't even think big
- 1:41:34girls. I think she's worldwide. Oh yeah, that's what that's the thing
- 1:41:38is, like we need to separate, That's what I'm saying. We need
- 1:41:41to get sex out of like politics out of social media. And like Lizzo's
- 1:41:46killing it. It is killing it, you know, she's she's she's doing
- 1:41:49it for all the all the big people out there, and like you know,
- 1:41:53you know some of the stuff I see, you know on I G
- 1:41:56is like, Wow, she's working on a beach and I can see her
- 1:42:00home the skin stuff, you know, but that's a lot. But you
- 1:42:04know what, she's happy and she's happy, happier than I am, and
- 1:42:10she's rich from it. She could play the flute. She's actually a real
- 1:42:13musician. She writes incredible songs. You know what I'm saying, Like mad
- 1:42:16love to to Lizzo and uh yeah, man, you know, and and
- 1:42:20if she lost weight, she'd probably have to be like, yo, I'm
- 1:42:24the first big person that lost weight, bitch, what's up here? I'm
- 1:42:27still here. Y'all ain't gonna like joanah Me, you know, so she'd
- 1:42:30probably be like fat bastard. But like you, you know who else,
- 1:42:38I appreciate that. And I don't like him. Not that I don't like
- 1:42:41him, he's just not Taylor Swept. She's got it going on. She's
- 1:42:45she's got she's got bitches watching NFL. Now watch that guy she's dating.
- 1:42:50She rejected. She rejected that dude, and that dude yeah, and she's
- 1:42:55like, he's like, yo, I got a French I was gonna trade
- 1:42:57friendship bracelets with her and and she was like nah, And then like I
- 1:43:01blew up on ig and she said fuck it. She showed up. Man.
- 1:43:05You know what. I fuck with Taylor because the industry try to fuck
- 1:43:08with her and take her masters and like her management like sold her ship when
- 1:43:13she was young and had no idea, and she got she got rich enough
- 1:43:16and smart enough. She re recorded all her shit and it's the same albums,
- 1:43:23just called Taylor's version. What have you heard the differences? Have you
- 1:43:28heard the differences? And some of her some of her hits, Yeah,
- 1:43:31I mean, of course some of that stuff. What's the name of that
- 1:43:33producer, Max something. He's like the biggest pop producer ever. But you
- 1:43:39know, yeah, you don't have Max anymore. Why does she get away
- 1:43:42with that? She wrote the songs. The thing is she still has she
- 1:43:45still has ownership of the song that she the composition of the composition. You
- 1:43:50know, it doesn't owned the recordings. Now that I know that, man,
- 1:43:53that shit kind of makes me like, I'm not that I ever disliked
- 1:43:56her, but I'm like, I don't get the big deal. You know,
- 1:43:58you start thinking about the more and more I find out about Taylor Swift,
- 1:44:02I can't help it to be like, go ahead, bitch, yeah,
- 1:44:04yeah, I don't like. But I mean, when you got people
- 1:44:08standing outside the fucking stadium listen to your music, I gotta say, congrats,
- 1:44:12say that's fucking doll Like, yo, whatever you're doing, do it,
- 1:44:14keep shining. Man. At the end of the day, like she's
- 1:44:17you know, she's a person who's doing her thing. Man. You know
- 1:44:21that's the thing. Man, we need to just like, yeah, you
- 1:44:24can hate, but didn't you like to be the dishwasher and her crew though?
- 1:44:28I remember those onos got a fucking big gass boat and she gave him
- 1:44:30like a hundred grand I like, I like that's where you went. You're
- 1:44:34like, yo, that's one of a million dishwasher sport. You're gonna raise
- 1:44:40your chances dishwashing your whole life, hoping that something just for this tour.
- 1:44:44She gave all the people that do her the set up ro like a hundred
- 1:44:46grand bonus. That's that's I mean, she's making she's racking in at least
- 1:44:50like, you know, a billion. No, they said no, no,
- 1:44:53they said she's a million of show. Yeah. Well they said she's
- 1:44:55gonna be the first first billing their tour, first billion tour. Wow.
- 1:44:59Yeah, man's gonna be who's that guy from Elton John. He's gonna be
- 1:45:02Elton John's going away towards Sir Elton John. Yeah, that's crazy. I
- 1:45:09was wanting to go to one of his concerts. Legend, legend, legend,
- 1:45:13guy's been through hell and back to probably v coolest gay guy up there.
- 1:45:15I will say, at least in my book, I'm just like like,
- 1:45:20I don't know. Let me let me rank my coolest gay foods.
- 1:45:26All right, I do it quickly. They're kind of weird if you already
- 1:45:30start, sir John Number one, alright, is Richard Simmons gay? No?
- 1:45:35Not Richard Simmons, the exercise guy, Richard Simmons. Yeah, is
- 1:45:39he gay? Okay? Well Casey's gay? Number two? Okay, Well,
- 1:45:43let's google at home. Richard Richard Simmons. He might be. I'm
- 1:45:49not sure though, and and and if he's not, I I am so
- 1:45:53sorry. He publicly never his his ship was see back in the day,
- 1:45:58there was a lot of specy. Just guess yeah, but look, he
- 1:46:02never he never. He never admitted he was gay. So he's I mean,
- 1:46:10yeah, what about Ricky Martin, But he's not. He's not on
- 1:46:14my favorite list. Number three would be be Pete Herman. No, but
- 1:46:16I got no biwer was married, but he had no no. He went
- 1:46:23to jail for jerking. But yeah, all he did was jerk off.
- 1:46:27I think it's what it's for a cancer. Alright, I'm sorry, man,
- 1:46:31Paul rubens Man. But wait, Paul rubens is married. He had
- 1:46:36a partner. He had a partner. I'm trying to remember who's trying to
- 1:46:41look up his partners. Who was a chick? Yeah for sure it was
- 1:46:45a chick messy Yeah, but unless he could be my third favorite gay dude,
- 1:46:53the soccer player. He's not gay. We just stayed killing it in
- 1:46:57Miami. Dude, he just got it, Drew not anymore. But but
- 1:47:02I was gonna say, though, Hey, what that Ricky Martin he really
- 1:47:05got had everyone trick not trick. But I remember my mom was in love
- 1:47:10with them, likes were thought he would look, I'll marry him all leave
- 1:47:14my husband right now. So I'll say this, and I'll probably get killed
- 1:47:18by any like California Puerto Rican cats, but you know, in Puerto Rico,
- 1:47:26you know, they're like, we don't care about that shit. Like
- 1:47:30if dude, you got your eyebrows are all connected, all weird, we're
- 1:47:32gonna get them done. Yeah, we're gonna line our ship up. We're
- 1:47:34gonna line it up, but we're gonna color I heard dope, We're gonna
- 1:47:38look though, you know what I'm saying, Like that's just how it is,
- 1:47:41bro and you know, and those dudes don't get it twisted. Dudes
- 1:47:45with the cleanest eyebrows and you know, might have that weird look. I'd
- 1:47:48be the same guy who put you in a mural, you know what I'm
- 1:47:50saying. So it's it's it's like, you know, in Puerto Rico's everyone's
- 1:47:55well kept, you know, So it's just how it is, you know,
- 1:47:59and Kmarin was well kept, you know. I mean, ain't nobody
- 1:48:01you know from my family was dancing to love that locar and now that ship.
- 1:48:06But we were, we were fans of and Nudo. Yeah, we
- 1:48:10watched that HBO documentary. I couldn't even believe it. But I mean we
- 1:48:13kind of knew they were they were, you know, we kind of knew
- 1:48:15what was going on, you know, a little bit some of that ship.
- 1:48:17You know, eighties were very like like feminine time for men. Like
- 1:48:21the death metal guys all had makeup on, you know, twist as Sister.
- 1:48:26These dudes wearing like high heels while they're singing metal songs. Not metal.
- 1:48:30Yeah, you gotta think about it, you know how much Sister was
- 1:48:32pretty tight though hard rock. I mean, this is metal in the eighties
- 1:48:38though, metals in the eighties. Yeah, I'm gonna say. Neil practice
- 1:48:42Patrick Harris, his third favorite. Okay, yeah he's there. Yeah,
- 1:48:44he's a pretty cool gadh oh you know who until we're going there? And
- 1:48:49I was thinking about that the whole time. I was like, who would
- 1:48:51take their place from the homie from Will and Grace. He's got his own
- 1:48:56podcast with Jason Bateman and and and the other dude, Will Arnett. That's
- 1:49:00it's really good, smartlest I like the guy from How I Met Your Mother?
- 1:49:04Okay, yeah, I didn't know, but I thought on this girl,
- 1:49:09I was like, bro, he's super cool. Like I couldn't even
- 1:49:11believe its fourth place. We could pay, we could put a com plejaction.
- 1:49:15Now this is definitely going a little tough game. Dude. Yeah,
- 1:49:24he's well, he's an extreme like athlete. And then he had a famous
- 1:49:28podcast on XM Radio. Who's Jason Ellis show for years and he's a stand
- 1:49:34up comic and this guy he's had the crazy fucking story of all time.
- 1:49:39Bro, you'll see. Okay, So he's Australian and I mean he's he'll
- 1:49:46fuck you up. Yeah, I realized California cats. You guys like fighters
- 1:49:49and shit, like you guys really like like yo, you guys like read
- 1:49:55about him, study about him like, I'm like, every time I go
- 1:49:59in, I hang out, the guys like, yo, are you going
- 1:50:00for I was like, oh, yeah, that's man, have a whole
- 1:50:05episode. I'm like, what are you talking about? Who's fighting? He's
- 1:50:10like, oh, you're gonna watch you you ain't gonna watch UFC. Yeah,
- 1:50:15that's it. That's it for Shure. I'll watch it like whenever,
- 1:50:17Like there's like a really big name like that that I'm like, all right,
- 1:50:20whatever, let me go ahead and get in ontom do you feel left
- 1:50:24out? Because mostly because he feels left out too, because a bunch of
- 1:50:27I want to be able to talk about it. He's real, is gonna
- 1:50:29ask me on this podcast or you wanna ask? Yeah, I got two
- 1:50:31podcasts to worry about it. When somebody's gonna ask the question, who did
- 1:50:33you see? Fucking color? Mcgregorked out. I waited for him to come
- 1:50:38back. Yeah, give me a shout out. Shout out to Connor McGregor.
- 1:50:40Man, that guy's uh you know legend. I mean, honestly,
- 1:50:45honestly, all those dudes, man, they put their life on the line
- 1:50:48to take a beat down or give a beat down. And even the guy
- 1:50:53who gives a beat down all all the time. Sometimes meets his day in
- 1:50:57the sun too, So that's a very Uh, every champions gotta lose,
- 1:51:00that's right. Shout out to Canelo, man, I love Canelo too.
- 1:51:03Yeah, I got Canelo, can little Fire. You know who cracks me
- 1:51:06up for this day? Dog? What's kind of He was on a plane
- 1:51:11coked out? Dog. You can't tell me this was not coked out.
- 1:51:14He's on a plane imitating how should get knocked out? But you know he's
- 1:51:17coked out, dog like you. He's like, look, dude, I
- 1:51:21tried watching his fucking HBO fucking thing. I was like, what a loan
- 1:51:26the fucking shit? Bro? Like, shut the fuck up, bro,
- 1:51:30Like I'm sorry, Bro, just say you love the coke. I loved
- 1:51:33it too, but it never made me put a dress on all right,
- 1:51:38Like I like it's dressing. No, he had, Yeah, he had
- 1:51:43a lot of problems deeper than coke, but he had he had some sick
- 1:51:45ass like pop R and B songs, So I mean, I wouldn't say
- 1:51:48sick, but they were like popular. Not. In his defense, dad
- 1:51:53bought his album. Dude, Yeah he had an album. Yeah, you
- 1:51:58say you gotta watch the dog. Many but you don't remember when he put
- 1:52:01out a there was like twenty five minutes left and that's when I knocked out.
- 1:52:04All right, I gotta watch it. But for the first for the
- 1:52:06first part, oh, that's real, real, threw off to the lawyer
- 1:52:12and lingerie looking thinking, looks sexy at you. Whatever he was going for
- 1:52:15with this glove, this sound, this sounds like something. Okay, almost
- 1:52:18come inside of the bots. Then you got some stupid bitch that's him.
- 1:52:27Just imagine this, though, Imagine this, And I know we're like in
- 1:52:30hating Oscar Away a moment, but just imagine this. You're getting off in
- 1:52:35a boxing match, you whoop someone's ass, and then you're straight in the
- 1:52:39studio to go platinum for that fucking song. That's fucking crazy. Do you
- 1:52:44take an ass hoop and you're all fucked up and just like you're singing this
- 1:52:46shit? Who's the ladies man? Though, That's what I'm saying. The
- 1:52:50girls are like, yo, you in touch. He like he got some
- 1:52:56hot ass bitches dogs. In his defense, and I heard this some some
- 1:52:59in that we said he has can He wasn't on Drake because the kid was
- 1:53:02a lot of bitches and the bitch for hot. You don't do that for
- 1:53:04ugly chick stock, Yeah, dude, and on his defense, like it
- 1:53:08must have been a crazy word photo take. It tells you a lot of
- 1:53:13things, but it really takes the narrative. Wait, this guy is probably
- 1:53:17it was on this pret word forgive me, like there was probably like twenty
- 1:53:23thousand women. They're probably wasted and they're like, won't you try it on?
- 1:53:26Ask here? You just let you stick it in my ass. The
- 1:53:28least you can do is put it on, and you're like it a hell
- 1:53:31no, but you're cooked out this yeah, next, you don't think this
- 1:53:34ever gonna come out. He probably has like the three hot. Let me
- 1:53:39ask you as a question, you guys have girlfriends? Okay, well you
- 1:53:43do, shut up? Okay, I don't know, right, I don't
- 1:53:49know. All right, how long have you been with your girl? Like
- 1:53:54two years now? Two years? Okay? What about you? Like six
- 1:53:57months? All right? So you're you're out of it. So you guys
- 1:54:00live together? Not yet, okay, you don't live together sometimes and I've
- 1:54:06done this, there's no photos. Of course, I would never have photo
- 1:54:10sometimes you know, I laugh and and you know, I'll just like trying
- 1:54:15you know, her ship and walk up and fuck around with her and be
- 1:54:17like, oh look what I got on and my nutsacks hanging out of the
- 1:54:20side of the you know what I'm saying, Like just like some funny We're
- 1:54:25not trying to look sexy. He's trying to look sexy. This is like
- 1:54:28look at me. I look probably was like fourteen girls are like and she's
- 1:54:31like, we're gonna take a photo. He's like, well, fuck it,
- 1:54:33let me put on my gloves. You know, I don't know.
- 1:54:36Maybe I'm defending him. I don't know. Let me see, I'm trying
- 1:54:41to put myself in that position. Like even in my most coked out version
- 1:54:45myself, the most I can see myself on like let me pay my coke
- 1:54:47Neil baby, like that would just be like the closest thing that I would
- 1:54:50just be like, but I get I do. I do. I do
- 1:54:54get it though, because sometimes you climb around and you're like what is they?
- 1:54:58What is this? And you put it on your like what is this?
- 1:55:00Like I've like I've done that, like when my girl has like a
- 1:55:01close and then like my girls had a smile at me. So I'm just
- 1:55:05look at this ship's put my hand through it because I only didn't it fits
- 1:55:09ye see yeah, like but it's just literally I was like, look how
- 1:55:12small you are? Yeah, I like how your voice changed, and she
- 1:55:15said, look small you are for sure got it? Yeah it's somebody.
- 1:55:23Look somebody said in the trabrom claimer before it's too late xg oh damn.
- 1:55:29Do you know how many of them got away? You got a piece on
- 1:55:31her. It's good, I've had a lot of them. You gotta peel
- 1:55:33on her to claimer, you got a pr to claimer. I know you're
- 1:55:40that fucking piece of shit that when you shower with them, you're like,
- 1:55:42you're going, yeah, I've never done. I don't like showering together.
- 1:55:44Shower together. I just it's not my thing. Yeah, I mean I
- 1:55:47don't mind it. It's like six hundred days, that is six hundred days
- 1:55:51you have not like you know, you get you never peat on her in
- 1:55:55the shower, eat something. Yeah, you know, like it's that in
- 1:56:00the shower before, like in past relationships and stuff like that. But I
- 1:56:01just I'm over here. Like when I was in the shower, I was
- 1:56:03like, we don't want to get out already. It's not that much water
- 1:56:05hitting me, like yeah, like I'll get cold. Yeah, I get
- 1:56:10cold as shit, bro, Like you're right, yeah, yeah, I
- 1:56:14mean real showering when someone is so hard because they get the hot water and
- 1:56:20you're just out there in the cold and like you're looking at him like dan
- 1:56:24ahead and let's not lie. These bitch just put that shit so hot.
- 1:56:29Yeah, bro, fucking girl, hotter Bro, that's hot hot Yeah,
- 1:56:34like got hot, bro, And then they use it all and then by
- 1:56:38the time it's all the water's all, man, you should have this,
- 1:56:41I'm gonna get out. It's like, what hold on, let me wash
- 1:56:44my cracking my ass. I watched you watch yours with hot water. You
- 1:56:46know what's the only time the fater cold hotel showers because they come from the
- 1:56:51top. You know what I'm not You're like, that's a good fuck,
- 1:56:55that's a good bit the shower with me. I think that, like the
- 1:56:58shower to shower together is like and you have that one in the middle.
- 1:57:00Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The other ones. That's the one,
- 1:57:02and then it just like you know when you go to like the shower
- 1:57:04section at home deepot, it's just like damn one dayes like you know,
- 1:57:09you just most bitches don't like that shit because their hair gets What the fuck
- 1:57:12is this is gonna happen in the shower, bitches, water comes out.
- 1:57:15Some bitches don't wash your hair for three four days, brod man, let
- 1:57:18me tell let me tell you that. They say it's for what so that
- 1:57:20ships like growing or what help shit grow. I'll stop washing my hair for
- 1:57:25a whole month. That shit gonna grow back, Like I'll tell you that.
- 1:57:29I was like, stop with the cat, I fucking blog that shit.
- 1:57:33I'm gonna do it busters over here. I'm gonna be like day thirty
- 1:57:38nothing, So go wash your hair every day, bitch. They're looking like
- 1:57:42Joe Koy girl. I'm not lying this girl. Most I've ever heard was
- 1:57:46six days she stays without showering. Six days no shower. She wouldn't be
- 1:57:51like She's like, well, if I hit the gym, yeah, like
- 1:57:53if I go out, but if I'm like a lunch four five days.
- 1:58:00Unless, dude, unless you're a fucking toddler, you got a shower man,
- 1:58:02you got no no hero. No she stop. I'm talking about get
- 1:58:05away when not showing. I was like toddlers could get away with showering,
- 1:58:12like I mean, like, you know. The thing is when they're so
- 1:58:14small, like you know, I don't know, I don't shower my kid
- 1:58:15every day. It's like, oh, I guess yeah. When they're like
- 1:58:17that tiny, when they're like nineteen months man, when they look like edded
- 1:58:20mommy. Yeah, yeah, it's how you know you're a fat fool.
- 1:58:26You're looking at babies like food. Bro, they all look like a little
- 1:58:29with her mommy beans in a little incubator. Like you just want to like
- 1:58:31if I was a giant eat them broke. Yeah. Yeah, but hey,
- 1:58:35bro, hey Jason, I want to thank you for coming on bro,
- 1:58:41like for real man, like I had a lot of fun Like number
- 1:58:43one, congratulations on your success, bro, thank you like for real man,
- 1:58:45thank you guys, and thank you for fans, and thank you guys
- 1:58:48for number two, thank you for making it and just like because number when,
- 1:58:53I'm a fan of your music and and and you know, I'm I'm
- 1:58:56growing it. I'm expected to be tagged a lot on this ship. I'm
- 1:58:59sorry you love someone. It's like dope, I'm I'm gonna grow onto the
- 1:59:02into the album because it's a variety of an Honestly, I'm not gonna lie
- 1:59:05I haven't given it a chance, you know what I mean. Yeah,
- 1:59:06it's it's it's it's you know, the album is super dope. It's like
- 1:59:11to me, it's like, uh, I wanted to do something that like
- 1:59:14just represents not just like your culture and my culture, just like just like
- 1:59:19classic Latino culture. Man, I think I think my record, like,
- 1:59:23I like it should be called Sunday Morning. It's like clean the crib,
- 1:59:28you know, you fix or you're working on the car, whether you're doing
- 1:59:30those things or you're just having a little bachanga in the afternoon or something at
- 1:59:34nighttime. That is my Sunday music. Man. Like Sundays it is my
- 1:59:36days when I go to the Swan meet and I go to the Far Away
- 1:59:40One. I'm listening to that, my house gets cleaned. I just it's
- 1:59:43just it's it's self care day, bro, and and and all these is
- 1:59:45the tune for that. Yeah, man, I appreciate you guys for having
- 1:59:48me. And yeah, man, if you guys just DM me or your
- 1:59:53addresses, I'll send you my new records. Man, you're like, oh
- 1:59:56shit, damn, that's sick. But I'll send it to one address.
- 1:59:59Sign you know, and damps are expensive. I'm not DMI, and I'll
- 2:00:03send you guys my record. Man, and you guys you know it's gonna
- 2:00:05be the judge of it, you know, all three of you guys.
- 2:00:09Hell yeah, thank you man. I mean, I definitely know you hate
- 2:00:11Florida. I just don't like Messy. Messi's in Florida. Yeah, but
- 2:00:15he's not from Florida, but he's playing there. So we're very soccer fans
- 2:00:19right now. We're very listen. Listen, listen. Miami tickets were like
- 2:00:25thirty dollars. You know how much they went up when Messi started playing.
- 2:00:28Oh, we we're like four or five hundred dollars I have. He's a
- 2:00:30season holder. I'm an LAFC season ticket older, and I regretted not selling
- 2:00:34mine because I'm just like, how much you can see what solder I could
- 2:00:38have got, Like, you know what, he paid forty bucks technically for
- 2:00:41this, because when you're a season post holder, you get all of them
- 2:00:43for a certain pals you divide it, paid forty bucks for it. Ask
- 2:00:45him how much he didn't want to sell it for damn slept just to watch
- 2:00:51Messy kick anyway, but he got to see me, but he didn't even
- 2:00:56score though, bro, but you got to see him. Yeah, I
- 2:00:59did see him, and it's and it's like not for nothing, like that's
- 2:01:01like yeah, Like I'm like, all right, cool, I can see
- 2:01:04some some stupid ass kid run on the field. You can play with some
- 2:01:08kid. So later when you see some kid wearing a message like I've seen
- 2:01:11them, yeah for real? Yeah, have you gone those stadium beach didn't
- 2:01:14think? So that's right, that's true. It's all the videos on my
- 2:01:18blog, on my page. But yeah, make sure you make sure you
- 2:01:21guys follow Jason Joshua. Check out his music. Get that album. You
- 2:01:27know it's a honestly man. And uh, when you're in a la,
- 2:01:30you got any plans? Tonight we're playing as sold out where DJing has sold
- 2:01:34out at the SID, so you guys should go check out a little that's
- 2:01:40a that's a dope ass place, man. Yeah, so that manos As.
- 2:01:44They're playing at the Ford, which is a theater, and I guess
- 2:01:46inside there is the CID as well, and they're doing a DJ set with
- 2:01:50Dann Hour back from the Black Keys, and uh, they invited me to
- 2:01:56come through, so damn that's tight. I have to call some people and
- 2:01:59see we could get in there because we know some people. So we're gonna
- 2:02:01play some coom bias and stuff. It's gonna be come through. Yeah,
- 2:02:04that's I love. I love y'all can get in. I don't. Oh
- 2:02:08yeah, we've got the plug for sure. Z. I like that.
- 2:02:12How you know some people like you don't worry about you. I don't.
- 2:02:15I don't gotta guess list, but you'll get in, ye brave shout outs.
- 2:02:17Shout out to Josh what thank you for coming through, Jason Josh Yo
- 2:02:23real quick, Sir. Ryan G from Funk Freaks is a huge fan,
- 2:02:27and he wanted to say what's up. And so I'm showing love to Ryan
- 2:02:30G, the legendary Funk Fruit Freaks. You guys connected shout out, Yeah,
- 2:02:35we got loser shut out to the Funk Freaks. Definitely gonna have him
- 2:02:40on the Green Them Show as well too. I already talked to my dad,
- 2:02:43so he said yeah, yeah, I like yeah, Are you done
- 2:02:48right? Yes, sir, ye hit that light button. No I'm not
- 2:02:51done. Yeah, all right, follow me Morning Show Films. Check out
- 2:02:55my Morning Real podcast episode of the film I Love You Man with Exavier Girl.
- 2:03:00Nice quick question Jason Joshua. Yeah, have you ever been to a
- 2:03:03Cannibal Corpse show in Florida? Since they're from Florida. I do love Cannibal
- 2:03:09Corpse. I've never seen them with the original lineup. They have the sickest
- 2:03:13drummer. Yes, I met that guy. He's dope. He wears the
- 2:03:16boots, those big gass army boots and still plays He's crazy. I forget
- 2:03:19what's his name, David something? Though? Is it Dave Dave? I
- 2:03:23just don't remember his last Okay, wait, let's google it because I feel
- 2:03:25like we're gonna get off and it's It's like his name is Richard or something,
- 2:03:29Richard Dave Cannibal I think I think of Dave Lambarto's. That's what I
- 2:03:32was saying about. Is that him? Nah, Dave Lombardo? Now wait,
- 2:03:36wait wait, Cannibal Corpse is it's originally from Buffalo, New York,
- 2:03:43but now based in Tampa, Florida. There, yeah, that's how I
- 2:03:45knew him. Okay, so let me see you there, Okay. Chris
- 2:03:47Barnes. Chris Barnes who was in the band. He's not the banding no
- 2:03:51more. I'm trying to see who their drummer is Dave Mustain. That is
- 2:03:57from if he is the guitarist and him, I don't know, that's what
- 2:04:01I read on here. Yeah, anyway, I don't know who shot hit
- 2:04:06so hit that light. Buton subscribe we'll see you. Guys are in a
- 2:04:10couple of hours with Reverie. Go check out that episode with uh fucking uh.
- 2:04:15I love you, Matt and the show was so much fun. I
- 2:04:16had a good time watching the movie and awesome. Yeah, it's good time,
- 2:04:19and thank you for coming on my board. It's fun. It was
- 2:04:23dope. Once again, Thank you everybody for tuning in. Thank you David
- 2:04:27with Jason Joshua for showing up, and congratulations on all your current success and
- 2:04:30continuing success that you're gonna have in your path. Guys, thank you everybody
- 2:04:35for tuning in. Like I say, we're giving you two episodes today.
- 2:04:38So later on seven to nine in the evening, we will have Reverie coming
- 2:04:42on and if you ask, If you guys have any questions to ask,
- 2:04:45leave him in the voicemail call up right now. This is a good indication.
- 2:04:47Let you guys know, this episode will be up on the YouTube very
- 2:04:50soon, so look up for that as well too, But for the Patreon
- 2:04:54people, you get exclusively here first and live and direct. Big shout out
- 2:04:57to DJ c Rock. The event bright is officially sold out. We have
- 2:05:00three hundred out of three hundred people four High and Hungry experience on October fourteenth.
- 2:05:08I'm gonna maybe add another fifty tickets for free if you want to go
- 2:05:11ahead and check it out. But I would definitely say get the VIP bag
- 2:05:14because I'm gonna show you guys a video on how but the stuff that comes
- 2:05:15in there. Thank you so much for the continuing with success and can I
- 2:05:21want to give a shout out to Estevan be Real, Cyprasil and the soul
- 2:05:27Assassins just gotta they're the realist. Shout out to those guys. He real
- 2:05:32might be down there one yeah, he probably is, so will I'll introduce
- 2:05:36you yes? Yeah? And also what is it? Go Global? Make
- 2:05:42sure you guys October thirteenth, that is on Central Avenue. I will be
- 2:05:45posting more information on that on my Instagram. Show up Bart's Barbecue. We
- 2:05:48got a coffee shop celebrating at that dispensary. They picked us up there as
- 2:05:53well. Big party October thirteenth and fourteenth Save those days. We see guys
- 2:05:57later piece out