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Seinfeld Bonus Episode · Mind Triggers Podcast

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You're listening to the Mind triggers podcast with nine mils.
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Juicy Hani Luke and Jai always in the background and remember
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the whole team gotta win. I have a fellow Seinfeld lover.
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Let me again, again. Probably intro.
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She's a tomboy at heart. He said, yeah, she's single.
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So shoot your shot. Remember that?
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Co-host of a picture is worth a thousand words.
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How you doing? I'm fine.
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I'm fine. I'm happy to be.
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Oh, my, how are you? Great, great.
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This is one of our little is nothing compared to our regular
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episodes. It's just, it's only me today.
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So you're not going to get ax. No, like no bullshit question.
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Like that would normally be asked to see your shows.
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I've seen on YouTube. I've seen it, trust me.
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I know maybe just look, maybe just a little, but today, we're
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talking about our love of Seinfeld, right?
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Yes. My favorite show?
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Yeah, me too. Like, people don't believe that
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I really love that show. I'm gonna go out and say it.
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I will watch that show over Martin any day.
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Um, I guess I would too because yeah, when it was announced that
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it was coming to Netflix. That was like the happiest day
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of my life. One of the happiest days because
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now I can see it whenever I want to.
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Yeah, well, not when fighting to, but I miss the late more to
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it because of the sarcasm, like, they taught me how to be
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sarcastic. So that's where I get my talk.
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So I kept them from, so, yeah. Yeah, I got out.
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I don't go, don't get me wrong, everybody out there.
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I'll Of Martin - I had to if I had to pick what to watch on a
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Sunday afternoon, believe I'm watching Seinfeld all day every
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day me too, and went with me with Martin, I will have to
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watch it with somebody else so they can laugh with me but
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Seinfeld I can watch by myself all day every day, do it more.
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And I like to watch it with a group because he's so funny and
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stupid. So it's like I might have crowd,
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definitely now on, tell us about the podcast.
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Oh, our podcast. So it's me.
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Lionel and my twin sister Lenay, that's why it's called is by the
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Fletcher Twins. And we ever since we were
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little, we've been sports fans mainly NFL.
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So we do, we love football. So we decided, once I moved to
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New York, I was very far from her, so we decided to create a
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podcast just so we can have that one-on-one sister time because
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she's very busy. Her family, she has a husband,
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and kids, and things like that. So we decided to have at least
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an hour a week, and we talked about this Shenanigans and
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sports, so we don't really analyze the game and give you
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stats and things like that. I mean meet we may throw one or
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two in there but with majority of the time we're talking about
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scandals that happened off the field or off the court, things
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like that. Like let's say athletes gets
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arrested for domestic violence or something like that?
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Or If like the Deion Sanders thing that's going on right now,
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I'm going to talk about that this week him leaving JSU to go
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to Colorado. I'm going to talk about that.
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So we talked about like scandals that happened off, the field or
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the cord, and we throw a little comedic.
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And so I chasm in there. So we can make an audience
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laugh, and things like that. So it's been going really good
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since I think September of 2020. So, yeah, okay, definitely now
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Whoo-hoo, your team's you said NFL.
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So, will your football team? My foot?
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My first team is the Jets and know, I don't like to judge
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because I live in New York. Now, I liked them.
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When I was in Florida, I started liking them because I'm a
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defensive person and I believe defense wins championships and
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way back in the day, they had a great defense with the rail
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Rivas, Antonio Cromartie, and all that.
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So that's why I really like them.
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But my second team is Kansas City Chiefs.
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And I'm so mad today because both of them lost today, So, I'm
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not happy about that. What are your thoughts on the
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Jets are bench in the quarterback?
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It was needed in the new. It was needed in the
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quarterback. We have now, why he's better?
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We just didn't pull out the win today but he's better.
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I think than that wasn't even though we took him by it?
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What the third first round would like to third pick up, we had a
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very high pitfalls that represent but this guy is better
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why it's better to me now. So I want my sister Who's 13?
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Nay, we arrival. She like the Patriot she's in
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love with. So she did so many Super Bowl
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rings with. So she's had the bragging rights
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for years now. She didn't Father Tom because
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she wasn't a Tom fan. She was a Patriots fan so
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understandable. Yeah, me myself, I Dibble and
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Dabble. With the Tampa Bay Buccaneers I
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see, was that a CEO of the first year that I was there.
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It was that your first year with them or no, of course not.
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Because what I used to be at a fair in high school when they
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had let John Lynch and all that. And they wanted the Super Bowl
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that was when I was a fan. They have like the best episode
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ever. Exactly.
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Yeah. See I got I was really a
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Keyshawn Johnson fan me too so and then when he went to Tampa,
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I still like Tampa. But then I really, I really
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thought like in them after cause I was playing like a lot of
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automatic football. And I used to win a lot of games
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with them so that's why we end up starting to like them and I
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just stuck with him. Ever since like so I was like
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yeah. I'm like yeah, it was, they were
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my high school. I switched teams to ideas, but I
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grew up a Cowboys fan, then became Tampa Bay in high school.
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Then College, I was Carolina Panthers, and now on the Jets,
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the I think I'm gonna stick with the Judgment now.
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It's not even stick the Jets. So you were, so you're saying
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you would never go back to the Carolina.
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I know if I went back to another team it would most likely It
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will be terrible because they're in Florida, but I would never go
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to Tampa. If Tom, Brady still the
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quarterback. Well but always, welcome you
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back with open arms to welcome you back to Tampa.
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No one seemed entire. I'm a maybe now what about our
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basketball I'm a LeBron fan so wherever he goes, I go.
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So unfortunately right now I have to root for the Lakers even
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though I hated them because of Colby was so good and they kept
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winning every year. I'm like, this is boring to
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watch. Why would I watch basketball
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every year in the same team keeps winning.
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So I've always hated the Lakers but I like LeBron starting with
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his, like, third year in the league.
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I started liking him and so I went to Miami, then back to
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Cleveland. Now, I'm with the Lakers.
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Okay, makes sense. Okay, whoever LeBron going to
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make sense, I'm excited, but I like I know the players but then
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you can ask me anything about. That's what I want.
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I have no idea. Oh my God.
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So what kind of their Cena is so long?
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I'm focusing on NFL so I don't really start watching it till
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after the Super Bowl. So into what not really after
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this. Woah into like Valentine's Day
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is where the All-Star game be. Playing.
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So I don't stop watching basketball to the all-star game
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and then the playoffs because they're Caesar is to know.
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I'm not going to watch 80 games, that's not gonna happen.
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Do you guys give and like weekly NFL picks.
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Do we, what do you guys give weekly NFL picks on who's going
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to win for that week, but the following week?
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Yes. So when my sister has a friend
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for the he does, I parlayed tickets.
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So that's she sometimes do any money from that.
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But our family since our family is a football family, too.
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We had, we do what is called the weekly pick them, where we pick,
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who, we thinks gonna win each game and whoever wins the most
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games, get the money. So we put it on like $20 each
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week but still, that's the Money.
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They have this year so far. I haven't won any week and I'm
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very upset. Wait, why you didn't get it on
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the parley? Do which is sister?
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No, I don't do partly because that's that's that's I think
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that's more risky to me. I would rather get my money, the
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family, then somebody else that's outfit.
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If she hit me, she got the formula clearly.
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She definitely want a few times. So I'm not mad at that.
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She definitely didn't tell us that post pics on IG.
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The planes IG. IG stories definitely anomalies
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like every week and I like today was horrible like it was
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horrible today. Like I have nothing.
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It's very upsetting. It is I can't really I still
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can't believe Cincinnati one but Cincinnati played really good
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today and I'm like why didn't do this in the Super Bowl?
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I was very disappointed in the Super Bowl with both system,
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Daddy and the rooms. That's why I'm thinking
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sometimes to be rigged like you expect it to go to go or certain
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way then no. Right now, I hate for polo, part
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of Florida. We were born in Miami, Florida,
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and we stay in this little town called Perrine.
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Florida is very small but after Hurricane Andrew in 1992, we
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moved to West Palm Beach. So we were raised in West Palm
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Beach. Now, out of you guys who is the
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main twin They say I am and I used to be as a child, like,
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growing up. I was definitely the me because
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I just didn't like anybody. And my sister is really passive
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so they will always say she's the nice one and because I'm not
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as passive as her or I would say no or give people attitudes.
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They would say I'm the mean one, but I think now she's the me
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one, but it's funny because she's only need to me and her
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husband. She's not meeting anybody.
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She's me to the two closest people to hurt, which is me and
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her husband, which is very weird.
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Very weird. Well, yeah, I would never pass
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you to be to me when I honestly, that definitely wasn't me one
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because it just comes out of, I don't have time and I'm not
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interested in most things. Well, that's possibly probably
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due to sign field as well. Well, I guess being in New York,
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you have to be, you have to have to be the mean one.
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Because you're in New York. Do you enjoy the right?
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Yeah. Okay, so, yeah, you're right by
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me, it's crazy. Because I heard a lot of things
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about New York before I moved here about a people me and stuff
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like that, but I haven't really encountered any mean people, but
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didn't get on be looking people in the eye and stuff like that.
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Like I'd be riding my business, don't do it, don't do it.
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I'm grateful for that because I haven't encountered any Mimi
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people, like, just me for no reason or just because you are
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for no reason. I got a lot of family in New
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York. Work and they always say, don't
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look, don't mind your business. Hey, don't go in that.
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Jay training after a certain time.
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No, I'm sorry dr. Jane the E train, do I have to
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take his long time since I just moved?
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But mainly I take the sixth. But yeah, I'm not trying.
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If it's after like, two in the morning.
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I'm over at home. Exactly.
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Don't be. Don't go in that each man to get
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off and get off at stuffing in Lindon.
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Don't do that or something Boulevard or Jamaica Avenue,
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keep on going to sleep on the train.
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That's a sweeping. I'm just gonna sleep on the
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truth now. Why the hell of lot of people?
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So goddamn crazy. Everybody say that and I don't
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understand why cuz it's normal to me but maybe my normal is
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crazy to everybody else. I think that's what it is
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because we think is normal. What's that do some, y'all are a
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different Bunch. That's the only thing they're
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asking was crazy. That I remember, we did years
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ago was, when that man, I guess he was on some kind of drugs ate
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that other man face. I thought, yeah, I remember that
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he was in a hotel, they called it.
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I forgot was, it was like, zombies.
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Awesome, zombie shit. Yeah, it was, that's the first
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time I heard something really crazy happening, but now I hear
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something like every other week and I'm like, well, yeah, that's
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Florida. Oh yeah, he doesn't mean to
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right now. At this point, it's I mean it is
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but well, we stay, we could I was going well since we haven't
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seen anything crazy in New York, that was going to ask you who
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got the crazier people. I think from the stories I've
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been here in New York, I mean, Florida has to crazier people,
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but that's just because New York have more people, but New York
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is like, used to seeing stuff that I'm not used to seeing.
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So it would be crazy to me, but y'all is not crazy, but I think
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our stuff is more outlandish because it makes the news, okay?
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Like, I'm not used to seeing this many homeless people, I'm
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not used to that. I wasn't.
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I mean, I'm seen a homeless person before, but coming here,
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I have didn't see that many. It's just fun.
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Do you mind sharing your story about the homeless person in the
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cell phone? Oh my God.
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Peanut, that was crazy. Okay.
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It's okay. I was at work for JP Morgan but
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I had a Chase bank branch this day and my office is literally
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in a back corner. Like you really gotta go through
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a maze to get to even get to my office.
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Like only a only, my co-workers know where my office is in
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certain clients, like they'll just come to my office and
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instead of asking for me in the front because they know where
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I'm at. So all that to say, Allah People
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don't know, I even be there, right?
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So where my office is, I have one office next to me with a
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glass door and that's what a water cooler is.
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So I have to go get my water from that office, right?
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So on this particular morning, I left my desk and I left my phone
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sitting up, I must have was listening to you two, but I'm
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the guy in the office next to me, went to the bathroom.
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So I was like, oh, it's a good time to go with some water.
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So I went it was filling up my little bottle and I saw it.
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So I started homeless, man, come around the corner by my office
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and I looked at him, he didn't see me.
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I looked at him, but I didn't think anything was going to
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happen. And then I saw him being the
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corner and go into my office, and then that's when I rushed
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out the thing. And I guess I'll probably scared
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him. By that time he had already
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picked up my phone. I didn't even know he had it.
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And I was like, hello, can I help you?
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And then, and then he was like, um, He everything started stupid
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cause I forgot it was. So he asked me stupid question.
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And then I'm like, huh alone? No, he did at all along.
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He actually stopped and I was like, you can go on and front
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for that or something like that. And then by that time, because I
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guess the branch manager has saw him come back there by that time
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to branch manager, head came there and then he was like, I
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have him until I happen, whatever and I was like, fine,
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so I didn't go straight back to my desk.
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But then once I got back to my That's like a minute later.
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I noticed my phone was going outside.
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Oh my God, he stole my phone and I ran to the bridge manager and
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I was like you stole my phone. We stole my phone and he does
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ran out of the bridge ran after him, but of course couldn't find
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him. So, yeah, that was crazy.
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A homeless guy stole my phone. It was at the top of the year.
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I was so mad, but I needed a new phone anyway, so I definitely
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see. I just went to the team old like
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any. We are by a T-Mobile store.
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So I just went. There got a new phone.
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Um, and cut off the old so he got nothing but some nice
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pictures. Okay.
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Your phone was unlocked. Yeah, cuz I was on YouTube.
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Remember what? That one point, the branch
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manager was texting him. Give me the phone will give you
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a cash reward come bring the phone back and he was texting
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him back. Nah I ain't bringing the phone
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back you cute though. You want like you want something
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is he was like being buried like and I was like wow okay I gotta
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cut the phone off he's not bringing it back.
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What? So yeah, that was my.
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I totally forgot about that. But yeah, that's how I got
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fucking phone. Yeah.
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So it's safe to say. He definitely got some nice
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visuals of you while you sleep and the people in the subway.
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Wow, I was like, okay, whatever I had no way of contacting my
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anybody. So I had to email my sister from
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my help from my work email. And she told my whole family,
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but then like a couple hours later, I was able to do
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everything. So goddamn New York is so, um,
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what gets on your nerves so bad that you have to say Serenity.
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Now, like 10 people at work, what may be one person?
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This is how I do it. Cuz this lady I work with, she's
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the higher position than being but she don't know how to do
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anything. You never know.
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Always asking me if she send me the dumbest questions via email,
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right. So I literally have to yell at
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the email before I can even start typing.
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Like, I've been like, oh my gosh, I just say something
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really loud before I can actually respond in a
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professional manner because her questions be so stupid.
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And sometimes the answer answer emails may I ask you this when
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you're when you're typing back your email, you replying back or
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you put an aspir my last email I said.
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Are you doing that with a be professional with it?
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But yes, a be like we went over this already.
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Like do you need for this to you again or here's the steps of how
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to do it? It's not like being spicy to
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email chat at work boy who it is.
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Well, sorta Luke. We have a pick one segment that
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we have right now. Okay, I'll give you three
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choices, which one would you date?
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Oh gosh. Okay.
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We have a Jerry. we have George, or Newman.
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It would, and why? And why?
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Okay. Okay.
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I will Pig Jerry because he was more stable in his career and
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everything and he was like the more that even though he was
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crazy with the Cave, the women like he would dump a woman for
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anything like he would dump me in a week anyway, but I will
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pick him over the other two cuz he's like more stable and Newman
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had. It was a postman but he never
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what he never delivered, all his mail.
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Remember that White episode where he would powering it up in
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the stores but you made it, he never delivered mail.
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He never went to work when it rained.
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I do remember cell phone. Okay, so Jerry Jerry would be
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your choice because he's the most stable one out of all of
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them. Correct.
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Yes. But wait, what was that episode?
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Where they thought he was doing bad?
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And I think they want to recommend the program at some
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other job. It was a Bloomingdale's.
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Oh, his parents thought because they haven't talked about that.
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And that's another thing I got from Jerry.
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I never talk about my money with people so they don't know if I'm
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broke. Or not, I never talk about
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money, but yeah, because he never talked about money with
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his parents, or his parents that he was doing bad.
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So they had a Bloomingdale's development program.
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That's what I was there. Debbie would definitely give you
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some life. Some life lessons.
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Yeah, it never talked about. The money is definitely one of
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them. Mmm-hmm now, do you have a
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famous Seinfeld episode him a couple?
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But one that comes to mind is the video episode.
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The car with the video in the car, the body odor.
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Yeah yeah. Attaches itself to everything
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and they was acting like he was that was solved but I can watch
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that episode every day. It's so funny.
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I'm trying to think of like it's really hard to pick one but I
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think Oh, I think mine would be when Kramer got burned by the
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the coffee and he put on the bomb.
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And, and the boy was like, who took the put on the bomb.
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They'll know, it was crazy. I heard that he was supposed to
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be like the journey. What is the guy named he was
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coming? Yeah, he was like a little bit
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of Johnnie Cochran. It, Donna, Cochran dead.
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That's, I think that was definitely my favorite episode.
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Every time I see you. I like that character, actually.
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Every time I see him, he was, yeah, he was cool, but Kramer
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always messed up. The cases for him.
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Now, what do you have any own? Which cast member of our mind,
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you Yourself. Probably would be a little, I
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would say George because his parents are crazy, and I think
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both of mine are as well and it works off a little bit and he
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just have no patience for and I don't have patience.
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I'm starting to get patients now and be very peaceful.
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But yeah, George is. I really like his character
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because he is very real and he'd like just have no patience for
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nothing. He's always screaming and
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yelling but it comes from his crazy parents.
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I think my I think my will actually be Jerry because I'm a
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neat freak. One, he is everything.
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Yeah, I have like, a people, would think we'll say I have,
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like, one of those nonchalant attitudes, like, that.
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Whatever it is, it's gonna work. It's gonna happen.
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She's gonna work out. All right, whatever that I have
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another latitude to remember the episode where he's everything
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evened out for him. Yes, well, he would throw away
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money and they find it in the park.
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And you guys look like, he didn't care, he knew everything
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will work out. So yeah, I think the one episode
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I have that made me really put a stamp on it.
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When I think when the chick was trying to get him to be mad
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because she never liked, nobody never see the man and I think
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that's me like nobody never really see me.
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See me upset at all? Maybe never nobody whatever I.
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Okay. Oh my God.
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I'm not gonna get up, I'm not gonna give to them sensitive
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back where I'm trying to like, like somebody that like that so
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you're not but do you yell like if a girl your girlfriend made
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you upset, but you yell at her? No, I just look at her like
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she's retarded like she's stupid.
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Like what? Why we allow our young for, what
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was it? What is that gonna do?
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I'm still final still, I'm not going to change, not good.
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Oh my God. And I know it's bad.
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That's not good. I mean because arguing is
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terrible and you should be able to talk but the other parts of
24:40
my might think you don't care. Like you don't care.
24:46
If the answer doesn't like it doesn't nothing matters things I
24:50
do. It's like, all right, it's a
24:53
lot. It's a lot of energy.
24:53
When you yell it, is, it takes energy and I'm very commonly
25:00
back person. Like, now, I'm not trying to
25:02
yell, like, already have a crazy job already, and I'm not trying
25:05
to have craziness outside of my job, so, no, I can't.
25:10
But the home. Can you respect the men at
25:14
Double? Dips know and I just saw that
25:18
episode the other day and he was right.
25:21
I can see anything George should have done, was just got some
25:25
sauce and put it in his own play and then double did his own
25:29
stuff, but you don't double dip when everybody else is dipping
25:32
also. That's very nasty.
25:34
That's nasty. Motherfucker, like a double dip
25:36
out of had a function. Not a family function at a
25:38
regular function. Yeah, thanks.
25:41
So what would you have? So, I'm assuming you would have
25:44
took you would have took your own and double dipping your own
25:47
correct. It is so funny because the
25:51
characters like they got to so many arguments and stuff that I
25:56
would never do in real life and that's also why I like watching
26:00
Seinfeld or like these horror movies because it's like, I want
26:03
to do stuff like that but I would never act like I would
26:05
have never did that in real life, Boy.
26:07
George did. I was just took my own stuff and
26:09
double dip. George don't care.
26:11
George is Georgia lot of heart George.
26:16
Don't give a damn you don't like when you try to poison his or he
26:20
did Poison his boss. That looks cool.
26:24
Yes, I think I was like, one of the earlier episodes, right?
26:28
Yeah. That wasn't seasoned.
26:29
Why I think that was like, episode 2 or 3?
26:31
Yeah, he comes. Yeah, I don't think I could, I
26:33
could just go out go in my boss's office and just go off
26:36
like that. I did not lie, knock down the
26:39
statues, and then they come back, and I can't happen, like
26:43
know, right, I know, right. I have a whole duck.
26:46
That's this, o is so funny. And they talked about these that
26:49
everybody thought about, but not thought about enough.
26:52
To talk about our loud. Yes, that is.
26:55
It was definitely every, like, every day, like every episode is
26:59
about everyday things that you could easily get into.
27:02
That's something I really like about it, like this very, very
27:05
like relatable very well, out of all of the New York shows
27:09
because I watch a lot of shows based out of New York, like Sex
27:12
and the City, younger, all that. That's the sample is the most
27:16
relatable one, at least how I'm living my life, like, Sex in the
27:21
City. They walk around in heels.
27:22
All the time, ain't nobody in New York, Walker is 6 and chills
27:26
on the street. Like, that's not really
27:28
available and it is not realistic.
27:30
At all. Seinfeld is the most realistic
27:33
of New York, living of regular fold, not millionaires, or
27:36
whatever. But forever for definitely.
27:39
Now, do you have a best supporting character that you
27:42
like? I like Elaine in the fact that
27:45
she was the only girl I really like that because I like being
27:47
the only girl in a lot of situations because I can relate
27:51
to the guys, I told you I'm a dime.
27:52
Boring stuff like that, but she didn't care either.
27:56
It's, like, she was one of the boys and she had just as many
28:00
dates and boyfriends and sexual partners, and she didn't care.
28:04
So I think I liked her character.
28:09
I'm trying to somebody other than the main characters, who I
28:11
would really like. Party.
28:16
Elaine but buddy, you know what, how we know he is the he won't
28:25
in a mechanic. He was a mechanic right, but he
28:28
wasn't the crazy mechanic. That's told you no heart.
28:33
Okay, he was a mechanic. I feel like he was something
28:36
else but then he always been a mechanic.
28:39
He's as one of the characters that when he do come on, come on
28:43
the scene. It's like he definitely takes
28:45
over Yeah, it wasn't a mass basis.
28:48
He make either that or remember the episode where now, where he
28:52
teaches, he took Kramer had a, how to put the weight, he
28:56
thought of how to cook in the shower.
28:57
I think he put like a oh my God. Yes, I remember the episode and
29:02
I can't believe they did that if you was there in after you take
29:07
a bite and you found out that he, that he made that in the
29:10
shower as he bathed as he said, what would, what would you have
29:13
said? I woulda through everything I
29:17
want to just do the whole table. I would had to go take a shower
29:22
and brush my teeth from forever. Like it with that makes it.
29:26
I don't like other people's germs.
29:28
I really don't. That's why I don't like people
29:29
to come in my, in my apartment so that my friends are here.
29:33
Never see my apartment. I go to there like my
29:36
girlfriend's. Yeah, I always do this, but
29:38
they've never seen my apartment. So now you telling me that for
29:42
this for the Christmas time coming up, If you celebrate it,
29:45
you got to have to get to little germaphobe.
29:46
Pendant, a little German pin. It wanted to do that.
29:52
Lady's problem, Lanes office. She was a German poem that I
29:58
just don't like people in my space.
29:59
But yeah, with the shower thing he would have had yeah, that was
30:03
disgusting. Yeah, that's, that's, that's
30:06
something different right here. And as as a me, hey, look, we
30:10
say that's not quite shit. I'll see nobody else doing this
30:16
shit like that and get away with it.
30:19
No, that can you have a neighbor like Kramer?
30:23
Oh, what a neighbor like Kramer. No, I'm not differently and
30:31
nobody can just come in my apartment and willy-nilly know
30:35
that I never understood why he didn't like his door.
30:37
He never locked his door except maybe if a girl was there.
30:42
You might not think about it, I think.
30:44
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen him lock the door unless
30:47
that episode. Where I think he got his stuff
30:49
stolen, which was like one of the really beginning episodes
30:51
also. But Elaine was a language wasn't
30:53
watching the apartment though, right?
30:56
They credible coming in and go straight to the refrigerator
30:58
light know you see that could happen in a black person house.
31:02
You can't go up and nobody even Federated the episode when he
31:07
came in. I forgot what he took.
31:08
He took something, he left a half of it back and he said, as
31:10
your have yeah. He's kind of doing like what the
31:14
hell does that like you know about to leave me back half my
31:16
own shit. I think he lives looking like a
31:19
half a banana. It was like weird shit.
31:23
Is he Kramer didn't care? And he never he didn't have a
31:28
job at all but I never understood how he paid his rent.
31:32
I think the only job I think the only I think yeah one job I
31:35
think they mentioned when he worked in that fact.
31:37
In the factory I think was a nice room.
31:40
That was it. Leaving.
31:42
Yeah, it doesn't he will strike. Do you think it's like started
31:47
liking it? Yeah, at Christmas time.
31:49
Yeah, we've been on for like 10 years.
31:55
That I don't think people know how funny that sample is.
31:58
I think people really sleep on Seinfeld.
32:01
They do sleep on it and I'll be telling people that on the every
32:05
list of the top 100 shows of all time.
32:08
Stamp is always the oil at the like the top 20 of the show's
32:14
funders or greatest shows of all time stamp is always on the list
32:17
in the top. Now who would you have to be
32:22
what we have? Yeah.
32:23
Who would you like to be your wingman or wing with?
32:24
Ian. If he was going out in New York
32:27
party Friday, night from the cast, anybody could take huh?
32:32
Anybody not just out in the fourth.
32:35
Yeah, anybody Definitely not a lady because she can't dance.
32:43
I actually think it would be a good wingman.
32:46
I think I really do. Does he know?
32:51
He's not afraid of anything. Remember that episode?
32:54
I have to go get my charger but remember that episode where?
32:58
Hello can you hear me? Hey okay, remember the episode
33:06
where he had a suit what I said. Sorry.
33:15
That was the whole where they was afraid to tell the lady.
33:18
Her hair was ugly. Oh yeah.
33:22
And they was like, Kramer, do it Kramer doing?
33:24
So he's not afraid to tell people anything and he's not
33:27
afraid to walk up to anybody. So I think if I needed a
33:30
wingman, he would be a good one. It was definitely.
33:33
Yeah. He's definitely unfriendly the
33:34
friendliest, folks, definitely. I'm sure I will probably pick.
33:41
I think of my go with Newman. Especially no man.
33:46
Yeah I'm going with Newman. Especially if he has a birthday
33:49
wish. Remember the episode he had that
33:50
birthday wish and he had he wished for the model and she
33:53
came through What model? He used the day tomorrow.
33:58
Yeah. Here he had like a birthday wish
34:01
that he wish he had like a little magazine and said at the
34:04
he made the wish. He looked at the magazine and in
34:07
the model Kerry appeared. Yeah.
34:09
Okay I do. Remember if Newman had if he had
34:13
a any wishes, I would definitely have him.
34:15
Be my wingman, whatever his birthday is and we will
34:17
definitely go celebrate the, what the new main IAM.
34:20
He said, yes. Yes, what I had at the role year
34:28
they had it for two thousand and one not two thousand you dip.
34:31
It was it. Well yeah but used their a year.
34:34
He said I hear behind. Yeah.
34:36
He was a about oh I had something like that.
34:40
Now do you have like any Any unanswered questions.
34:44
We have about the show that you just like you just want to know
34:46
who what was who. I think I did a lot of the shows
34:52
that the in into this show was living the perfect ending,
34:55
because it like it wrapped it up, really good.
34:58
And it brought all the old characters back at what I did.
35:01
However, want them. I want to see what they were
35:04
doing. Like a year from when they went
35:06
to prison or jail. I went it would have came back
35:09
like maybe that next year for like maybe want to do episode,
35:12
so we can see what was out, what they were up to, but I don't
35:16
know. I think he like I want to see
35:18
it. Of Jerry ever got a girlfriend
35:21
that he stayed with because he didn't broke up with a girl
35:23
every week. What was?
35:28
I don't know if George ever found a way he was with the
35:31
Yankees. Was he still with the Yankees
35:33
when they went to jail? I think the heat because I'm at
35:37
one point he went with them after he want to go with the
35:39
Mets at one point. Yeah.
35:41
And I'm gonna get fired. Yeah, I don't know if you
35:45
actually know my fact, he didn't get fired because member his
35:47
boss. I got the message jobs.
35:48
So he stayed with the Yankees I believe, okay, okay, okay, yeah,
35:52
thank you. Stay with the Yankees.
35:54
Well, yeah, I want to and I want to see if they ever moved out of
35:57
New York but I want to see what I think.
36:02
I think I think a good guy for a name was I don't remember what
36:07
her and Keith Hernandez broke up.
36:09
Why did they break up? Oh, what was the episodes?
36:13
I think they broke up and why did they break up?
36:17
They said at the end of that episode 2 it was it was
36:19
something on. It was some stupid reason.
36:22
I forgot. Now I got to look for the
36:25
episode now, and go back and see why they broke up because it was
36:27
definitely a dumb reason. It had to be a dummy that but I
36:31
remember hit Jerry helped him move even though they weren't
36:35
friends anymore. Something that would you
36:38
different move? Not if we're not friends, no
36:41
more. But I will have a girlfriend
36:44
move like pack up my stuff but not actually move the boxes know
36:47
I have somebody pack. I'm not a move, I'm not a man.
36:51
If they need money to pay for movies I would have them pay for
36:54
movers that I think my next question would be who the hell
37:01
is Bob Sacramento? Like, I would just want to see
37:04
him. Because they never showed him.
37:08
Was that wasn't the one with the Kefir, that wasn't the key.
37:13
Fernandez, one, right? Well, they was describing him
37:16
spit on them. No, uh-uh.
37:18
That was a, that was enough. That was not a fan of something.
37:20
But Bob, second brother, remember he was Kramer's friend
37:23
and he always talked about him, but they never showed him and
37:27
yeah, I know, I know the name, but yeah, I didn't know where he
37:30
was reference, but, yeah, he always thought he always brought
37:33
out their name. Yeah, exactly.
37:34
The never showed him at all. I would love.
37:37
I just want to, I just want to see him.
37:40
That's like my only unanswered question.
37:42
I think I could think of off the bat over it.
37:46
Other than that. Oh, that's a good question.
37:50
Eddie they never showed Bob Sacramento.
37:53
That's a really good question. I feel like it's more but that
37:57
was the only one that stood out to me.
37:59
It is more. And I know they never showed
38:02
Elaine's mom, but we did meet her dad, he was the writer.
38:05
They never showed Kramer's dad, but we met his mom bad talking
38:10
to her name was Debbie and Joy's parents.
38:15
And that was it, that was it? Oh, Elaine had a sister that
38:19
they spoke about and he never showed.
38:22
Yeah. I think Jimmy had a brother to I
38:25
think Jerry Jerry like George. One of them had a brother that
38:30
they, that, they mention like one time in one episode, and
38:34
that was it Chevy do. And I want to enjoy ever became
38:40
big big time because he was doing good, but I wonder if he
38:43
became like to the level of like a Kevin Hart or Chris Rock.
38:47
Well, that's a good question. Also, ever get another job?
38:53
Probably not. And I still don't know how he
38:55
paid his rent, but I begged in, I'm pretty sure it was only like
38:59
400 $500. It was nothing now.
39:02
It's like, 4,000 5,000 dollars for one big room.
39:07
Yeah, I'm surprised. You didn't make the switch over
39:11
over like everybody else and York and came to Jersey and just
39:13
commute. And the thing is when I first
39:16
moved here, obviously, I didn't know anything about it.
39:18
So I wanted to live close to work.
39:20
So I was on the Upper East Side and I knew my training
39:23
everything, I mean upper west side so I would be close to work
39:26
and then I moved to a better apartment on the upper west side
39:29
which is actually right near where Jake because Jerry stayed
39:32
on like 80 something and Columbus I was right there.
39:36
So all the References, I knew, but now I'm on the east side.
39:42
Nice nice. Have you ever want to get out of
39:46
my head? And now I'm scared to get out of
39:47
me. I think the only safest place
39:50
would be other than that, and we'll probably be Queens because
39:53
that's that's like that. I think that would be the next
39:55
safest place. In New York, Queen is where home
39:59
their homes are, Astoria is nice.
40:01
I've been to Astoria, but you had a prices, especially the in
40:05
some parts of Brooklyn to their become Same as my head.
40:09
Yes, this is closer. You hey now, which parents were
40:14
worse. The Costanza's or the Seinfeld's
40:18
constanza is they were just and I've seen enough episode last
40:22
night, but it wasn't last night or the night before where they
40:25
were about to get a divorce. And she did, she called it off
40:29
because she thought she was talking to a Chinese girl and a
40:33
be caught it back on and they argued the host and I'm like,
40:36
how can My blood pressure should be raised and just listening to
40:40
them like I know and they look like they'd be turning red in
40:43
the face and they bathe me popping them.
40:45
Like they're very good actors because they'll be angry.
40:49
It wasn't Chinese lady wasn't Chinese.
40:52
It wasn't. As you can see, I'm always an
40:55
outer, Italian, a down a chair. Just say, Donna.
40:58
Like we don't need to know your last name.
41:01
I swear you, I'll say it again. People do not know how funny
41:05
fucking Seinfeld Asia. And when he saw her, she's a
41:10
whole white woman from Jersey. No.
41:13
No, I'll inform no and she's not, I'm not taking advice from
41:16
no girl from Long Island and I'm like, that's all I got.
41:22
They really don't know how that happened.
41:23
That is now, what's your thoughts on the episode?
41:26
Where when George 8 data that piece of I think it was a cake
41:31
open up the garbage that was disgusted and even though I
41:35
understand it was on the top and it was Still in the wrapper and
41:38
they only had one bite off. You don't know who took that
41:41
bite. And also, when the garbage can
41:44
lid closes, you don't know what's on top of that garbage
41:46
Lee and can fall down. Like, even if it's just, does
41:51
that still nasty? So and for him to do it at
41:55
somebody else's house is a whole nother and of if it was at his
41:59
house it by himself, okay? But at somebody else's house
42:02
when you know, you could get caught and you don't know who
42:04
did it. That's disgusting.
42:06
You can't be that hungry. You not you, not homeless.
42:09
You're not gonna. He said he saw the grandmother
42:12
take a bite. Oh yeah, I think he said, oh,
42:17
that's nasty to me is nasty thinking to eat off your
42:21
significant other, but I can understand that, but it's still
42:24
nasty if you think about it, how do you write?
42:28
I don't know what. I don't know what he was
42:29
thinking that day that night. Now, shut up to my, to my mind,
42:36
trick is host juicy nine. And he looked into one of this
42:40
was a question for from one of them.
42:43
Are you master of your domain? And if so, how long can you be
42:50
master of your domain for And if everybody do that, don't know.
42:54
Could you explain to everybody what that is?
42:59
That is an apple. It's actually an early episode
43:02
where I guess the forms. Then the four main characters
43:06
did a bad arm who could not masturbate the longest I believe
43:10
that was okay well I can see why it's so easy for me.
43:16
I don't have to do it but I'm going to say why but Saturday
43:23
night, it was a way no Friday night, I think.
43:27
But anyway, I could go very long periods of time because if I'm
43:31
not messing with somebody or talking to somebody a guy, then
43:35
I don't think about it. Honestly.
43:37
I don't think about it, I just go to sleep, I go to work, come
43:40
home and go eat, go to sleep. So I really don't think about
43:43
it. So I just do it just to do it.
43:45
But if I had a bet, I could go years.
43:49
Yeah, I've gone you got So you would have definitely won that
43:56
bet. That's what you're telling me.
43:57
I wouldn't want that bad easily has the a Down.
44:03
That is a, that is a lot. That's a long time tomorrow.
44:06
That's it. I mean, I don't think about it.
44:08
If I don't have a person to think about it about, that's
44:13
what I'm supposed to watch. Once you call it strangers,
44:18
doing it online and get aroused but now that brings us into our
44:23
next question. It's a It's one of our Urban
44:27
Dictionary word of the day. Oh good.
44:29
Angel. Because you consider Yes, it's
44:33
sponge worthy. We're gonna go to two things.
44:36
We're gonna go with one of the cast.
44:38
Well, I think I know, I know you're gonna say and your
44:41
celebrity crush, who will be sponge ready and could you
44:45
explain what sponge radius to the people that don't know,
44:47
English. So I was right back in the day,
44:51
I guess, before either in the eighties and nineties, I don't
44:54
know. But it's a sponge was type of I
44:59
guess, contraceptive for women. So is like a nest, a female
45:04
condom. So they had an episode with lay
45:09
found out that the sponges were discontinued.
45:12
So she had to literally go to a lot of different stores and buy
45:15
boxes and boxes of them. And she would pick and choose
45:18
which guy was sponge right? Because she didn't want to use
45:20
them all up. I'm so I didn't cash bonds
45:23
worthy my God it could be it don't have to be the main cast,
45:28
right? Anyone.
45:31
I would say he was a recurring character, Tim Whatley.
45:36
The dentist and white lie is basically Breaking Bad.
45:41
That that's the main character Breaking Bad.
45:44
I did like him. Hey, I think you already know my
45:46
celebrity crushes on. I dunno, but everybody else
45:50
don't know. But everybody who don't know.
45:53
My soul Every curse is Clint Eastwood sign Scott.
45:58
So Scott Eastwood he's definitely sponge for any I
46:03
really like man you would you would definitely buy the whole
46:06
Costco size but just for him I really like him.
46:12
He's very he I think he's a good person.
46:17
Oh there we go. Now what we wrap this up, two
46:21
more questions. Okay, best of this is right
46:24
around the corner, right? Yes.
46:29
Is there anybody that you want to air out?
46:32
Actually, it it is but I kind of already did it doing things?
46:37
Get what a week before? Thanksgiving break.
46:39
Before I went home, I kind of call somebody out there needed
46:42
to be called out because after years of me being the nice
46:46
person, I needed to call that person out.
46:49
So, I kind of already did. I don't want to say her name but
46:52
it's do you know who she is? Well done.
46:54
In festivals is the day after Christmas right now.
46:57
The day before is the day after or the day before.
46:59
No, I did before the 23rd. December 23rd.
47:02
Okay okay, okay okay so I yes it is I don't want to say her name
47:06
but it's already been done this year next year to be a different
47:09
person. Okay.
47:10
So that means just so. So what the 23rd comes are you
47:13
going to you going to anybody else out?
47:14
Or you just going to just let it pass I'll just let it pass.
47:22
Yeah, let it pass that. The, the one I are, that was
47:25
enough for the year. There we go.
47:27
Now, it won't even stay in stock, but it was, it was needed
47:33
that we have. A last question will be have a,
47:36
we call our voicemail segment. Well goodness, so I'm escape
47:40
from my pleasure. I'm going to play a prompt for
47:43
you and I want you to leave a voicemail.
47:46
Four. But Papi, if he has set on your
47:50
couch. Oh no!
47:53
Okay, okay, so let me let me turn about what you hear your
47:56
prop, go ahead and leave and leave you a voicemail for him
48:08
forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
48:15
Hi Papi, this is Lionel and I heard you are coming over for
48:21
dinner with friends tonight at my apartment.
48:26
My furniture is very precious to me and we have a special tall
48:32
chair for you to sit in like a stool.
48:36
So I already have the place mats every on the table and the
48:40
placemat for you. So as soon as you come into my
48:43
apartment, first of All the bathroom is to the left.
48:46
I need you to use the restroom first and then you can proceed
48:49
to come out and sit on your stool and that's where your
48:53
dinner will be served. I hope you had a great day and I
48:56
can't wait to see you tonight by those who don't know.
49:01
Could you explain to them? What, who was popping?
49:03
What did he do? Yes.
49:05
Okay. Papi, own a restaurant.
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And I think the one of the First episodes he was on, he was
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making dinner for Jerry and his daughter Jerry was dating.
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His daughter Jerry went to the restroom.
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Poppy went to the restroom, poppy came out of the store the
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best to install and did not wash his hands.
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So that's was our first inclination, that Poppy
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something was wrong with poppy, right?
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So on another episode Papi, ended up going to Jerry house, I
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believe it was Jerry how set on his couch and proceeded to pee.
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I guess he was stressed out or it was thought he had some kind
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of condition and he peed on his couch and walked away as if he
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didn't know, he peed on his couch.
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And then another episode, which I think this is the last
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episode. He was on, he met and Lane and
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Cherry in a lot. Hold in the lobby of some
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apartment building and he went to go see it now and they all
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rushed him to not sit out on the couch.
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He's known for peeing on the couch.
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So that's why when he comes to my dinner party, he has a
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special stool to sit on, he can pee on the stool.
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We can easily wipe that up and pee out of a couch is not easy
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and mind you. This couch, was it was light.
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It was like a light color couch. Sooo very light blue, it was
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like, blue was insane, and it was awesome.
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Yeah, it probably was a wild man.
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That was a wild character. No, thank you.
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You so much. Now any closing words anything
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you want to shout out, plug anything closing words, I feel
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is the best show of all time so far and it still is and it was
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out in the 90s. So it is, is what is it called
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Timeless? Check out new episodes of our
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podcast. I'm actually I've been doing
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solo episodes because Nae is taking a break, but I think
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she's going to be back. Sometime in the new year.
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
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And picture is built like a baseball pitcher not picture.
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And yeah, you can listen to us on every anyway, you get your
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podcast. So Spotify, Google Apple all
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that good stuff and thanks for having me on finally fighting, I
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know appreciate you. We're going to definitely have
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both yell Lon on an actual official.
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Mind Tricks episode yes yes. So I'm gonna close this.
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Out before we go with a with a quote, from a wise man, let me
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see. It says a look at that cleavage
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like looking into the sun, you don't stare at.
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It is too risky, Jerry Seinfeld and then you look away.
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So everybody else out there. Thank you all for joining in.
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You know, and remember the whole team gotta win.