The Human Body is a Topologist’s Nightmare

That's Absurd Please Elaborate · May 28, 2026 · 1h 1m

This week, Julian explores whether animals can be allergic to humans, digging into all things histamine to find out if nature has ever collectively decided that people are, medically speaking, just too annoying to be around. Later, Trace investigates a deeply cursed question: how many holes do humans really have? Oh, and he also tackles the ACTUAL question of what it would be like if humans were born full of holes—think a walking, talking monstera plant, but flesh. Horrifying… and also quite unsanitary.

QUESTIONS

Julian: “Are there recorded cases of plants and animals being found to be…