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1009 - 90 Day HEA (s9e6) "Frankly My Dear I Don't Give a Damn" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. Is Tuesday. That means
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: it's TLC Tuesday. So I'm here to talk about the
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  Speaker 1: best TLC show ever made. It's ninety day Fiance Happily
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  Speaker 1: ever After.
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  Speaker 2: It's Hi, everybody, this is Kimberly. It is the best
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  Speaker 2: of the franchise. It is the best people. They are
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  Speaker 2: quality human beings they are. They have great moral compasses
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  Speaker 2: and style and they're just the best people. I think
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  Speaker 2: they should run for office and I will follow them anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: They can do no wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So, Kimberly, we are on video, you guys, So you
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  Speaker 1: could find this video on YouTube, but it's in the
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  Speaker 1: link to the show notes. Can you explain what's happening
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  Speaker 1: behind you? Because I'm upset about it? Whatever else.
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  Speaker 2: This is a painting that Katie gave me several years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It is the recreation of that painting with Jesus and
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  Speaker 2: God or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's supposed to be like the archangel Gabriel
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  Speaker 1: or something in there.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it in person, but yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you should know better than I don't.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know what it's called.
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  Speaker 2: But it's Bobby Hill and Hank Hill from King of
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  Speaker 2: the Hill. This painting is horrific, but Katie gave it
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  Speaker 2: to me. She bought the original from the artist, and
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  Speaker 2: it's very disturbing. I have never hung it up, but
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  Speaker 2: now that King of the Hill has returned, I have
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  Speaker 2: to have it up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to zoom in. Okay, so do we have.
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  Speaker 2: The Bobby eating chips with his belly showing, and he's
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  Speaker 2: touching fingers with dad, and behind him are naked spirits
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  Speaker 2: of Peggy and Luanne, Bill Boomhauer okay tail and then
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  Speaker 2: Ladybird the Doug and he's also holding a pro paint tank. No,
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  Speaker 2: he's yes, he is, yes, yes, Alamo beer. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Well it's one of my favorite shows of all time.
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  Speaker 2: This painting is horrific. I've never put it up in
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  Speaker 2: my apartment. I'm too embarrassed of what people would think.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny too, because it has at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the bottom like drawn on molding, as if it was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to come like like it was ripped off the
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  Speaker 1: ceiling at Versailles. You know, yeah, you know. The My
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  Speaker 1: only complaint about it is is Bobby's hip stomach ratio
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  Speaker 1: is off. That's my only complaint. It doesn't seem correct.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: It just that doesn't look like that's thick. He's a
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  Speaker 1: thick boy. Yeah, but his head looks too small, he
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  Speaker 1: looks too tall. But you know, listen is the artist
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  Speaker 1: the way the artist saw it, and that's fine everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Just just if you, even if you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: watch on video, just go. And it's like a skew
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  Speaker 1: behind you. It's just I know, because it's not hung.
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  Speaker 1: It's literally just propped up. And while you were recording
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday night our Dateline episode, it fell on my head.
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  Speaker 1: That's a sign. Yeah, that's a sign that maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: not meant to be. Oh my gosh. Okay, well I
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  Speaker 1: did have to make my screen bigger so I could
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  Speaker 1: really se you. I was trying to remember Peggy's name.
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  Speaker 1: I was like Tank's wife.
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  Speaker 2: It's called the creation of Adam.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe God's touching Adam.
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  Speaker 2: I can't Michelangelo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't seen it. I've just seen things that
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  Speaker 1: are similar.
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  Speaker 2: Toteen Chapel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been there. I've never been to Italy.
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  Speaker 1: So I just lied. I just lied to everybody. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he's probably seen it six times.
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  Speaker 2: She gives life to Adam, the first man I've been saying,
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  Speaker 2: thinking it was Jesus, I'm an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, some people may say one of the same, sum
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  Speaker 1: may say son of God, but sometimes they're used interchangeably.
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  Speaker 2: Adam and Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, God and Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's what.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need to do. We don't need to get
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  Speaker 1: into conversations about religion again, because last week people wrote
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  Speaker 1: me and we're like, you guys, because we're like, who
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  Speaker 1: wrote the Koran? Who wrote the Bible?
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  Speaker 2: Is the free book?
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  Speaker 1: Listen? We were just following the conversation of Tiger Lilly's parents,
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  Speaker 1: so they didn't didn't know either.
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  Speaker 2: Felt like the Yeah, I really was. I knew that
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  Speaker 2: they were not right about things, and I think I
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  Speaker 2: made that clear.
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  Speaker 1: So, but we were also not complete sure who wrote
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  Speaker 1: the Koran. But it was in fact God, No, Mohammed
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  Speaker 1: Mohammad wrote it. He was a prophet who was reading.
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  Speaker 1: He was saying the word of God as God told him. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know what the Bible?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I did not mean to imply that God
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  Speaker 2: actually wrote it like with a pen and paper. I
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  Speaker 2: thought that was clear. I just I meant like it
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  Speaker 2: was what God said. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be cool if you did? Yeah? He's like,
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  Speaker 1: They're like, what is that?
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  Speaker 2: But I did know about the plates that were buried
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  Speaker 2: in America for the Mormons Mormonism.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we all know about that. Dumb. Sorry, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I was sorry. I'm sorry Mormons, Sorry Mormons. Maybe there
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  Speaker 1: were plates that were buried. We don't know, all right, y'all.
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: It's summer. I really love to have people over and
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  Speaker 1: I love to get out all of my fun serving dishes,
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  Speaker 1: and I also have a string light and a full
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  Speaker 1: barbecue VD. I also love an outdoor game like croquet
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  Speaker 1: or cornhole. That would surprise you, but I'm pretty good
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: at cornhole. And guess what else? You can get all
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: of that at my go to shop, Wayfair. So for
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  Speaker 1: this beach house, I like to keep kind of a
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  Speaker 1: beach theme. I like things with like sharks and a
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: nautical vibe, like you know, navy blue. I got the
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  Speaker 1: cutest outdoor pillows from Wayfair, and I got a couple
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  Speaker 1: from my Adirondack chairs and a couple of bench cushions
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  Speaker 1: because you know, if you're sitting out there for a
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  Speaker 1: long time trying to get some sun, you gotta be comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: so all really and doesn't make sense. So religion is
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  Speaker 1: a just something to believe in, and that's great. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: you believe makes.
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  Speaker 2: You feel better, that's wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: That's good for you.
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  Speaker 2: But to ask questions, take it with a grain of salt.
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  Speaker 1: Take what you like our podcast. Ye, let's take take
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  Speaker 1: what you need leave the rest.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: When you're listening to our podcast and we say something
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  Speaker 2: you don't like, just take the rest and that might
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  Speaker 2: just be Hi, this is Merry Pain and this is Kimberly,
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  Speaker 2: and we're going to be talking about Nighty Day and
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  Speaker 2: then leave the rest because you did not Maybe you
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  Speaker 2: just didn't like the whole rest of it.
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  Speaker 1: And you heard us say this was the best show
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  Speaker 1: on TLC and you said, they're lying. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to listen to anyone. They're liars.
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  Speaker 2: I said that these people should run for office.
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  Speaker 1: And nobody thinks that's right. Nobody thinks that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think these people should be allowed to vote.
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  Speaker 2: That's not really how I feel about these people.
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  Speaker 1: I think whoever made that painting behind you shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: allowed to vote. That's what I think.
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  Speaker 2: No, Actually, so such a sweet gift.
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  Speaker 1: It's really funny.
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  Speaker 2: Actually does make me laugh, but it also creeps me out.
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  Speaker 1: It should it should turn that face down for you
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  Speaker 1: go to bed. All right, let's talk about these people.
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  Speaker 1: HGA season nine, episode six. Frankly, my dear, I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a damn. So now we're I've realized that we
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  Speaker 1: have movie quotes. Movie quotes for titles.
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  Speaker 2: What have the other titles been?
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  Speaker 1: They have been also movie quotes. Please don't make me
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  Speaker 1: look it up, but they have also because I went
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  Speaker 1: and looked. I was watching on Discovery Plus, like I
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  Speaker 1: said in the car, so we were driving home and
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  Speaker 1: I scrolled and I noticed that all the titles were
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  Speaker 1: in fact, movie titles or famous lines for movies. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. Let me say that correctly, not movie titles,
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  Speaker 1: famous lines from movies.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we have Welcome to the party, pal. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what that's from. Okay, that's something from a movie
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  Speaker 2: that we don't know. Because Westen, we have a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Okay that we know. Apollo thirteen, you can't handle the truth?
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  Speaker 2: You got that, man, A boy's best friend is his mother?
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  Speaker 2: Is that psycho?
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  Speaker 1: Probably?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: Probably that's a good call.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no place like home.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz got it. Frankly, my dare I don't
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  Speaker 2: give it to him. And next week is Asta La
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: Vista Baby wowing up Arnold Schwartzenaker, which we did some
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  Speaker 2: horrible impressions of him earlier this season.
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  Speaker 1: Well we did that was Julia and Brandon doing impressions,
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  Speaker 1: and we did impressions of them doing impressions and we
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  Speaker 1: just need to be stopped.
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  Speaker 2: We need to and then the next week is may
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  Speaker 2: the Force be with You.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, I think maybe at some time because I really,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, I'm very into the titles and where
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  Speaker 1: they come from. I know, I didn't even like think
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: about it because maybe I hate the show so much
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't even care. But now I do care. But
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  Speaker 1: now I do care.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the party. Pala Is Diehard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, if only Anna was here, she could have
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  Speaker 1: told me that, because that is her favorite movie.
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  Speaker 2: I only recently saw it a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It is such a good movie, like and I subsitimately obsessed,
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  Speaker 2: a really well done movie, like it's well written and
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  Speaker 2: it is like it's it's a good action movie and
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  Speaker 2: I don't even like action movies.
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  Speaker 1: I told you at the beach and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: it's my turn to pick a movie, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: pick it. We all said we're not watching die Hard
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  Speaker 1: because that's what she'll pick. She'll pick die Hard or
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  Speaker 1: Pitch Perfect two every time, and we said.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: We we can't pick two, not even one.
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  Speaker 1: No, between her and my husband, they know every single
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: thing about Pitch Perfect one. And two. The two of
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  Speaker 1: them are obsessed with those movies.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: And guess what a boy's best friend his mother is psycho.
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  Speaker 1: Good good job, Pimberly.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I don't know anything about the Kuran, but
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  Speaker 2: I do know movies.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. You used to used to work it, used
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  Speaker 1: to work in pictures.
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  Speaker 2: As I say, I've worked in pictures.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: Let's start with Darcy and Georgie. Now, people are upset
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  Speaker 1: this week with Darcy putting, you know, like a muck
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  Speaker 1: bang a picture of her, Bethany Frankel style, just shovens
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  Speaker 1: of food in.
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  Speaker 2: The amount of people that sent it to me.
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  Speaker 1: Me too, And you don't need to send it, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I follow her. I saw it, I got it, but
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  Speaker 1: thank you for thinking of me. But yeah, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get it. I didn't understand what it was about, and
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  Speaker 1: understand if it was in reference to something else, if
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: it was in reference to this week when we see
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  Speaker 1: her and she says she won't eat whatever it is
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: because it's tripe.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: No, I think she was literally just filming herself eating kava.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, this is my taco bowl.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: I love a and then but her lips are so swollen.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: She can't feel that there's food on them.
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  Speaker 1: It's bad. It's really bad. Now you and I are
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  Speaker 1: so not attractive. You and I are both people who
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: have had things shots in her face. Can you imagine
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  Speaker 1: the amount of shots you would have to get in
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  Speaker 1: your lips to make your lips that big?
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  Speaker 2: No, because I just got filler for the first time,
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  Speaker 2: and I think it's not enough. Like I think it
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  Speaker 2: bit you can barely tell. But I just wanted my
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  Speaker 2: upper lip to be like a time, like the way
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  Speaker 2: it looked when I was younger, right, just you know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's all. And my lips are were so bruised, like
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  Speaker 2: like black and blue. Yes, and there it still bruised
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  Speaker 2: like it's I can't imagine she has like butts on
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  Speaker 2: her face. I don't need.
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  Speaker 1: The amount they would have. Yeah, hawks, the amount they
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  Speaker 1: have to put in to make them that big.
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  Speaker 2: How many vials that is? I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: Going, I just keep going until it looks like an
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  Speaker 1: inflated tire. I don't know.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: But you have to keep doing that because I've been
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: watching that plastic surgery rewind show. Yes, like your lips
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  Speaker 2: get stretched out from that much filler, and so you
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  Speaker 2: have to keep maintaining it, which is like Lori Vaalo
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  Speaker 2: after she went to prison and stop getting fillers in
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  Speaker 2: her face. She is a ruby dog now and it
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  Speaker 2: is because I think she used to get a lot
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  Speaker 2: of filler and it's now just dissolved and you have
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  Speaker 2: to maintain, so you have to be committed to this.
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  Speaker 1: Filler is rough. I heard Vickiy Gumbelson want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about when she got a face left, and she said
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  Speaker 1: they literally had to go in and I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about girls like scrape out all the
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  Speaker 1: filler before they could even do it, because some of
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  Speaker 1: it just you know, even though it's two years old,
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  Speaker 1: it just sits in there and it's just under so
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: your skin will look bumpy. A lot of times. You'll
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: send people that'll smile and they have a dent right here. Yes,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: that's from filler gone wrong. Yeah.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I didn't get the under eye filler, because.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: You get that dent. Yeah. I would love to get
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I would love to get anything to help with my
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: under eye circles and bags and stuff, but it's just hereditary.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Everybody in my family has them on my dad's side,
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  Speaker 1: and so we just have them like I've.
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  Speaker 2: Never well, I did get a good reference for something
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  Speaker 2: that is supposed to be great and it's less expensive
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  Speaker 2: than filler. It's that it's called p r P the
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  Speaker 2: Vampire Pire stuff underneath, and that supposed to be really good.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, everything I do to my face, I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: literally waiting and saving my money until it's like a
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  Speaker 1: month before Bravocon because I want to look like deep
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  Speaker 1: before Bravocon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But and then do you write it off? Is this
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  Speaker 2: a write off?
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  Speaker 1: No, I've tried. I've tried. Matt told me I could
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  Speaker 1: write off things that I do to my face if
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: they're for work events. I was like, no, my guy
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: won't let me. Like, I'll put like, you know, manicure,
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  Speaker 1: facial whatever, if I had to go to an event,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll I'll put that all my work credit card
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  Speaker 1: and be like I had to do that because I
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  Speaker 1: had an event. Yeah. The guy's like, no, you would
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  Speaker 1: have done that anyway. I'm like, no, wouldn't, No, wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I weren't going to give like a facial and a
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  Speaker 1: face scraping and nails and no, I don't give a show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting in my house, I have to talk to
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  Speaker 2: my accountant. Is for video. Yeah yeah, it's literally.
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  Speaker 1: Just for video for because we have to be on
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  Speaker 1: video all the time now mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: And we're gonna be on YouTube soon. And I know
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: those people in the comments can be very mean and
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  Speaker 2: they would make fun of my upper lip, so.
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  Speaker 1: Right, ok yeah, yeah, Oh I've been called everything. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's I don't want to I don't want to listen.
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  Speaker 1: I want to draw attention to the funniness of the video,
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  Speaker 1: which is the painting behind himraly, not the we don't
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  Speaker 1: have top lips. Okay, I don't want Okay, Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. So Darcy and Georgie, so
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: they are we open with her looking at and playing
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  Speaker 1: with like toys in the street booths and like you are, Darcy,
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  Speaker 1: you were just stupid. So but it was kind.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: But they're getting along. Yeah, they're getting along. But of
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: course they haven't met his family yet.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: So the talking, she goes, yeah, we woke up. We
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: didn't even talk about the night before, and he goes
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: new day, new beginning, and she goes, today we're going
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: to a castle, and he goes, oh, she's always been
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  Speaker 1: my princess. And they kiss and she and he goes whoa,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: and she goes friend kiss, wee wee? Did I get
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: your wee wee excited? And she's like, ha, he's I think, okay.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I think her whole personality is filler and sexual
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  Speaker 2: innuendos puns.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of sexual puns. A lot.
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  Speaker 2: So the talking daddy says, this castle has been through
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: so much, just like us, and just like the castle,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: we fall apart, we stay together. I was like, that's beautiful.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: We go to something called Asen's not to be because she
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: uses with Nicole and Asen.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Nicole and as wandering the streets of Los Angeles.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Of the street, No, that was Nicole and mahmoud, damn it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: As is up the hill, lazy, don't stop lazy.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Whatever he said.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I like her seventy five percent. Okay, But the place
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: looks super cool. We see the drone shots. I love
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: any kind of like castlee with like a moat. It
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: looked really cool inside.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: His people, better than Dan's house. Who doesn't own that house?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: That's fake castle?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: No he does. Yeah, And at the castle, she's like,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, this is so romantic. I love it.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: He goes, it seems like kind of when they were
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: in the castle and reading stuff, it seemed like maybe
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: he was crying.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: He seems a little like he's he's proud of his country.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: So it was really pretty.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she says, you know, lately we've just been
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: in a yo yo and uh, that just pulls on
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: my heartstrings. Sometimes we don't get along and I need
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: more communication with you, Like I just want to feel
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: safe and loved. You know, we both deserve that. And
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: you know, like you got a promotion at your job
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm your wife, I deserve to know about that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Like I have to go around bracking like, hey be
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: a director of operations. Come on, and he goes, Darcy
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: bringing this up. Now, he goes, Darcy, can you just chill?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Can you chill and not talk about the problems, because
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I just want to take time to be here with
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: you and show you these things, show you my culture,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: make you feel special too because you are my queen.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: And they kiss. So she did, though, but she turned
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: it around. I think Darcy, when she doesn't drink, as
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: a reasonable person.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think she was reasonable the night before at dinner,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: but I don't know how much she was drinking drinking,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: but what they had just gotten there, I feel like,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: did she have drinks before? She drinking all the.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Time, she's pre drinking, but like at this thing.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: She's up those lips she's got is.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Here in the day, and I think whenever we see
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: her sort of, I don't know. I just think she's
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: calmed down a bit and doesn't make everything is like
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: you know, and next week maybe not. But I don't know.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I just thought when he said, like, can you chill?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to show you this clo, She's like, okay, yeah, okay.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's true. She chilled when he said to chill.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: We talk about their talking head, not her individual talking head,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: but joint one where she eat. Her skin color is
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: seventeen shades darker than it normally is.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: She does seem like she came right out of the
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: spray tan booth and sat right on.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: That couch like yeah it and to be ruined. Very tan,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: mm hmm, very tan. All right, so they've got somewhere
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: to eat, okay. And I did take a little, uh
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: screenshot boomerang of this, and she's trying to eat and
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: she's just like, oh, like she can't eat it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: It's not because of her lips, because she goes, I
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: think this is tripe. She's just like assholes.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I think it was forty percent her lips and sixty
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: percent the food because she is having trouble getting it
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: in her mouth.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Super rough. If you've got if you even when you
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: get a lip flip, which I'm gonna get next time
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I go. You know, you can't drink out of a straw,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: just squirt right out of the side of your mouth like
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta. And sometimes things when you start
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: to eat, it falls out of your mouth like you
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: have to. It takes a it takes like two weeks
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: to really get.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Why do we do this?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Great, that's that's a whole nother podcast.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Do we have any right to judge these people?
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: It's a great point too. It's a great point too.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: So shut the podcast down.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, uh uh no. So they go to beat
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: with his friend Georgie and Stephan and talk about the
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: two Georgie's now. Of course, in the previews they got
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: us with the Matt Sharp that it was like ooh,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: it was gonna be so weird with the friends or whatever.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: But no, she likes them. She was listen, if I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: talking to like Dave's ex friends, you're talking about girls,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: that game wouldn't be like what, yeah, dare you? You
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: should have known you were gonna meet me. So she's
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: like being cute with them.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I thought I thought she was not Yeah, I thought
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: she was being totally fine. I did think it was
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: funny that there are two Georgie's, and because it reminded
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: me of John in New York who had another friend, John.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Greg who had Greig greg who had all his friends
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: are named greg Or, John Gregor John, Yeah, thank you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: So Georgie and Stefan and they're talking about how great
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Bulgaria is, how much she loves it, and she goes, oh,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood were saying, it's very Parisy, very parsy. I'm quaint,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: it's cute. They joke around Paris is quaint. Yeah, I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: wouldn't describe Paris a quaint, but.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Mina is like, how dare you call Paris?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: We have Ifel Tower, what you have here? Just run?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: We have beget Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: So they joke around about the fun times and the
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: girls you know, would come in and out. Girl one,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Girl two, Girl three. They're joking and then he and
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: they're talking to Eddy. He goes, no, there's a famous
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: uncle Georgie the Bachelor, and he sings it. It's like hey,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: and she goes like's so good, baby, so good, and
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: she says, uh, she sees a really great side of
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: him here, and you know, when they're in Bulgaria, she
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: sees this wonderful side to him. They've had all these
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: ups and downs and things seem great. But then he goes,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I know, but she were going to go see my
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: parents and she's boobs out and he kind of does
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: this with her shirt and it is a shirt that
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: is just like completely only covering the nipple and everything
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: else barely.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I find think one of them popped out.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Because she's like, oh my goodness, work.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: So he goes, I don't want my parents to do
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: like this with the boobs out, and then they joke
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: about how she is the first person he has ever
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: brought home to meet his parents ever, and they're like,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: and it's your wife, Like wow.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: He was married before, remember, yeah that American, so they must.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: But he hasn't been home in like thirteen years, so
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I think he ever visited when he was with that
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: first wife and.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: They're like, wow, you never took a girl home ever,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and he goes, He says, yeah, you know, my parents
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: are very used to conservative Bulgarian women, so but this
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: is something really nice, he said. He goes, I want
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: them to see Darcy for the loving, sweet, wonderful person
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: that she is and caring, you know, not just to
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: like judge from the outside, which of course she looks
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: like that. The first thing you're gonna do is be
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: like how many ccs a filler did it taken to
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: get in those lips? How people walk in those shoes?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: How long did it take to get those lashes on?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Like you will.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: That's why she's drunk all the time, because you know,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: like when you go out like during college and it
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: was like drink until your feet are numb so that
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: your feet don't hurt in your high heels or is
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: that just something my friends and I did.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I've done that as an adult.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: So she just has to be drunk all the time
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: because she always wears at least six inch heels.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I mean
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: bless So it's going to be it's going to be interesting.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I wonder I guess Florian's family has met Stacy, because
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like she said that on last Resort. I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: think she said, Lauria's family, they're wonderful to me, Like
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: he's got like sisters.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: And Stacy's a little well she still looks the same,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: but she's I feel like the more reasonable of the twins.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Did you see the interview that Darcy did where she
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: talked about all the surgeries. No, it was like, you know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: good Day La, or like a show like that. And
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: she was saying that they are actually about to go
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: back to Turkey to get their boobs reduced.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Thank god.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: She said, you know, we're we're petite, we're small.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Just they are. They're very small, and it doesn't you
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: can't tell that they actually like are small.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I can't tell what kind of figure they have, ye.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Tell what kind of figure because the boobs are just
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: choking them.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said they're going to do that, and she
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: goes and I just got back. Actually, you know, I
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: should like a fox On. You know, it was like
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: fox On. But yeah, she was like, I've did a
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: temporal left. She was like explaining all the things she's done,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and they ask her, like, which thing hurt the most?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: And I think she was saying that the you know,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: tummy tuck or whatever, anything abdominal is going to hurt
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the worst. She was like, everything else is just nothing.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: It's fine, Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, but they are on
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the right.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: What do you see there's like a weird light flickering
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: on the Hank Hill of the thing. I don't know
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: what that is.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Is it your so? Is it your TV?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not in the room with the TV. I
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: honestly don't know. I think maybe Streamyard is sensing that
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: there's a person there the like, or it's the ghosts
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: of Peggy Hill and King and Hank and Dale and
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: you know, they're just.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I did notice that it was flickering behind you, and
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I said, either you have your TV on and it's
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: just flickering because his shirt is white, see it, Or
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you've got some kind of lamp on so that it
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: illuminates Hank Kills shirt as the hand of God.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's very weird, creepy, a little creepy.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, check it out and let us know what
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you think, because it's not anything on your computer that's
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: No, absolutely not, and nothing has changed. This has never
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: happened before.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Scared, I'm scared. Okay, that boy, right, okay, And that's it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: That's it for those two and we can move on
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: to Baby, Baby, Baby.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Actually I really enjoyed them this week. Yeah, and I
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: thought I thought an was very funny. So we have
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Adnan and Tiger Lily and her placenta. Ps. There's a
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: town in California named Placentia, and I it always really
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: just confused me. I would get the words mixed up
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: a lot, this.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: This placenta thing. A long time ago, when Aaron was
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: still in the show, we watched a show called Extreme
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Sisters and then these there were the two sisters and
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: the one sister had the baby and put her blacenta
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: in a jar, and then her husband left it in
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: the car and forgot to take it to the place.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: So we were calling it Hot Car Placenta. And then
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: we decided, or I decided that was the name. That
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: was a great name, that was a great name of
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: like a nineties emo band, Hot Car Placenta, And then
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: later we changed it to when my mom and aunt
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: were in the backseat and my sister was driving them
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: all around from Mississippi to Pennsylvania back to Missispi for
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a wedding. That they would at four fifty nine every
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: day pull out their cups of ice that they had
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: saved from the chick fil a and pour hot chardonnay
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: on top of like a half a diet coke because
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: they'd be like, it's time for it's time for wine.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: It's five o'clock. They started drinking in the backseats and
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: we started calling that hot car shardenay. So whenever I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: hear placenta, now I can only think of hot car placenta,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: which is even grosser than what this was.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: That's really gross.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Continue.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: My mom left a chicken in the car once from
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the grocery store, like it had come out of the
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: bag like one of those rotisserie chickens. I think, I
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: think it has been cooked for days.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: It's no good.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hot care chicken. So they go to some sort
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: of like Douela shop and the owner takes them upstairs
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: and there are naked lady statues everywhere, and Adnan is
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: very uncomfortable with the boobies. He's like, why they're boobies,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Why they're boobies, and she's explaining to him like they
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: we're gonna talk to these ladies. They're gonna take my
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: placenta and blend it up and put it into pills.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: And he just is making gagging sounds and he's telling
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: us like, strawberry bananas, smoothie, fine, not placenta. So the
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: ladies come back in.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I love him and I hate him.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I know I hate him, but he is amusing.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: So the ladies come back in, and she says right away,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: she's like, this naked lady statue on the table is
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: making my husband uncomfortable. I wonder if he refuses to
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: listen to bare naked ladies.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: The band.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: One Week Till You Tiger Lively, No, cannot listen to this.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: So the ladies stare for a beat, and you think
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: they're going to be weirded out, and they're like, no, sure,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: no problem, Just like the lady at the ultrasound place.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: They're like, no problem whatever. They say. We want this
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: place to be inviting and warm for everyone, just like
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: the birth canal.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: They say, so is she using a duela though? Or
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: she only there for the place? Into services?
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I couldn't. I don't know, what her birthing plan is.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: But it did. This episode did make me wonder how
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: involved he's going to be in the birth, because he
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: seems to be disgusted by all bodily functions, and there's
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: a lot that can happen during a birth. She could
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: poop the table, Like I heard a story about the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: what you might You probably don't want to hear it's
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: about a placenta.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to hear it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, uh so, Ci and I respect that much like
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: these ladies are respecting an. So there's also word art
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: in the place that says, well behaved women don't make history,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: which is hilarious considering what Tiger Lily soon turns into.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Who said that quote? That's a famous quote?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: It is. It's a very famous quote, and I can't
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: think who it was.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: It's somebody Likesburg but no, it's like May West or
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: something like that. Oh yeah, she's gonna look it up. Guys.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's good because I've got a cough drop in and
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I'm lotioning at my hand. So it's just like Mary
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Payne takes a break while Kimberly work.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Uh. It is by Laurel Thatcher, Earl Rick, however, would
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: have gotten that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Now is that code named for Maywest? Because I really
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: thought I was maimed?
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: It's not okay or like Dorothy Parker. It seems like
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: something one of them would say, yeah, so okay. So also,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: they have like rainbows everywhere, and I was like, wow,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: this really is an inclusive place.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: It's just it's for everyone.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Ad Non does not feel included, so he doesn't want
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: to be included. So she's like, can you can you
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: please explain the placenta benefits to my husband because I
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: did it with my first two kids, but he's skeptical
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: and needs convincing. And ad Nun's like, yeah, I've never
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: heard of this. What do I tell my mom? Like
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Americans eat placenta. I'm not gonna she's gonna think Americans
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: are crazy. She probably already thinks Americans are crazy. Yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: and she exactly, she doesn't need to know. And Tiger
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Lily's like, I'm not gonna just like pick it up
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: and take a bite out of it, babe. And I
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: did think that was funny because she know she has
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: that like white blonde hair, and I was picturing Khalisi
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: when she bites the heart Game of Thrones anybody.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: So he's like, it comes from your body, why you
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: put it back in body?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: And she's like, that's the point, baby, it has the nutrients.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: So one of the ladies takes them to the kitchen
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: to do a little demo and shows them the process,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: and she pulls out this like home depot bucket thing
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: and inside is a ziploc baggie with some ladies placenta.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: And this lady did not know her placenta was going
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: to be on TV in a demo. But whatever, and
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: he's like gagging and like I might throw up. I
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: don't know what's happening. It's like when you see a
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: lizard in the house and you throw a freaking scene.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: It's like that. And she's like, well, I don't like
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: a lizard, but this is interesting, baby. And he's like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: you show me a chicken liver or something. She's like,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: it's not a liver, baby, It's way worse than the
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: liver human placent It's so gross. So they explain she's
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: They're like, what we do is we clean it, we
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: dehydrate it, we grind it, and then we put it
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: into capsules. So a lot of appliances are getting used,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: and he asks about the cost. He's like, how much
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: is the cost? And they say it's three twenty five
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: for the capsules, which I thought was very reasonable. I
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: thought it would be way more than we do. We
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: do uh, And she goes and then there's add ons
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: like butter and tincture, and like, he goes, okay, just
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: stop stop talking about fine, fine, whatever, whatever, we'll take
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: it all. Just stop talking lit.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: To butter on my toes, I know.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: So he is in his talking head and he's just
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: in shock. He's just like, it's so disgusting. I cannot believe.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I never see a human being like that in a baggie,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: in the refrigerator, the refrigerator, like where the water is?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: They gave me water from that refrigerator. So he's just disgusted.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: But then he honestly, my wife can do whatever she wants.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: It's her placenta, which I thought was good for him.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: And he goes, but if it's my placenta, I say.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: No, thanks, you don't have one.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: To that word, you don't have one, but that's great,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: And then he says to the ladies. He goes, ladies,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: thank you We're having so much fun together. Thank you, Dulah, goodbye.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: We're having so much fun together.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I'm therefore of them on the couch like are we?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Because are we? I have to tell you, I'm seeing
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: flashes of light on either side of you as well.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: So now I'm wondering if it's like a window.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: There is a window, but yeah, there is a window,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: but it's always there and there's never It's never happened before.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Well, we've never had Hank Hill as God.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. Oh god, I hope my computer
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: screen is not broken again. No, it's only on the
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: stream yard, so that would be a bummer. Okay, do
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: you think it's so anyway, it's very amazing. Okay, yeah,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: maybe so that's yes, that was it. It was very amusing.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Things are going to go to hell next week though,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: We're gonna hate him again, so just enjoy this respite.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Well, Jovi and yr I meet up with
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Lauren and Alexi to talk some shit about Libyan on three.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Seriously, m hmm.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I like this so there. I loved it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: They're all talking gossiping. That's the best part of having friends,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: is just gossiping about your other friends.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. So they're headed in and Yara
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: is bitching about joking out letting her walk in first.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: She goes, why you should let me walk in first?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: He goes why. She goes, because I have a great outfit.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Everyone should see it. He's like, oh God, okay. So
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Lauren and Alexi are headed in. He's like, let me
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: always let you go in first, and he goes, oh,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: great roof deck. Drinks will be like thirty dollars, you
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: better drink all of it. So they all comment on
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Yara's outfit and her high heels, and Lauren says, you know,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yura's style is the epitome of Miami. It's tight and
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: bold and tiny. Can I bind you of what Lauren
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: was wearing when I met her?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Can I just remind you of what Lauren's wearing in
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: this episode? A skin tight, tiny leoper print mini dress.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: But she doesn't need to have any stay.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: When I met Lauren, she was wearing one of those
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: like Elizabeth Hurdley dresses that was held together by oh
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: say safety safety offends, the whole side of it was open,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: the whole body there's now.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: After her Mommy makeover but oh, she looked incredible, but
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: she doesn't need to say anything about Yaris.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: When I better, I could, I could see your whole body.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Good for her. So they talk about like drinking and
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: how it's like it's terrible because you can't have a
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: hangover when you have little kids. And then they're like, oh,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: we can't wait for your upcoming upcoming launch party for
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: items that you can't buy and they.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Chose horrible pictures that you took Lauren, where.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Was just like the top of your head, head, yeah,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: And they're talking about that, and they joke around about
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: should we invite Noga ha ha ha, you know whatever,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and Lauren goes, you know, I've gone over that night
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: in my head and I really can't even like figure
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: out what exactly happened. And Alexi goes, Andre was a
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: dick and she flipped out that's what happened. And Lauren says, well,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: you know, and then Noga is very protective over us,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: but I don't know, like who started what? I can't
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: even remember and r goes, listen, I don't even care
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: about that. I was joking about Noga. Let's gossip. So
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for Libby and Andrea to come back
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: from Moldova. I'm so curious to see what's going to
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: happen there. And Alexi goes, yeah, Andre is gonna have
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: to own up to losing that seventy five thousand dollars
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and Jovie goes, hey, we weren't supposed to say anything
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: about that, okay, and Alex goes what he goes, we're
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: supposed to keep that confidential. Alex goes, oh, well, I
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: don't know, I mean, he said it. He said that
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: he had to check there's some building being built, but
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: then like the builder ran off with their money and
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the talking.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I loved Alex like spilling the team. Maybe by accident,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: maybe not by accident. He's a yin too. Yeah and
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Lauren are perfect for each other.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I loved it because he's like, Andre came to my house,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: insulted my wife, insulted my wife's best friend.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, no, sure, I'm gonna tell him whatever.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Alexi and Lauren are and talking hit together
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: and Alexi goes, yeah, when we were all together to
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the guys, Andre told us all that, and she goes, okay,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: so you texted me earlier today about your poop, but
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: you didn't tell me this, And he goes, you know,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: he said it so nonchalantly that I mean Libby definitely
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: knows by now.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: You missed Alex's joke. He goes, well, I was proud
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I know. I don't like to talk about poop. I
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: was trying to run it up. I know, I was
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: trying to go past that part. I would never text
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: my husband and be like, guess what I pooped.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Well, you're a lady, you're a southern bell.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: He doesn't, no, so, and he would never text me
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: such a thing. Now I want to be like, gross,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: move out. We're just getting a divorce. So he says,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: you know, he said it nonchalantly. I think Libby probably
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: knows by now. And he goes and he didn't say,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: don't tell anyone ever.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I think that's what he did say, but that's what
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: he said, confidential.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And Lauren goes, well, I know that Libby knows
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: it was invested, but it doesn't sound like she knows
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: it was lost, and like that's huge. And at the table,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Lauren and yare are both like, oh god, we wish
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: we didn't know this. We wish we wouldn't have heard this,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and y'are goes, yeah, because you know, I can't keep
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: a secret, so I'm going to have to tell someone
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: and they're all like, oh god, y'are.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm sorry, it's just.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Like Courtney on Hunt for Love. Yeah, if you tell me,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: you know it's going to go everywhere.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Huh. So I just texted Libby sorry, I'm sorry. I
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: was texting her under the table. I'm so sorry.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I was doing text Libby? What when I tell
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: you that? On this trip DeLay's trip to the beach,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: John our Son was with us for longer an I
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: had to go home for work and John was with us,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and Dave was sitting at the table and picked up
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: his phone and was like, hey, text so and so.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: It was talking into his phone, and then I picked
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: up my phone. I was responding to somebody like talk
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to text, and John's like these boomers and the talking
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: into the phone. I go, first of all, we're Generation X,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: how dare you don't ever calls boomers? And second of all,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: it's summits easier. It is the best thing ever been
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: so much easier.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: What if they do they type it?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: They type? And then I said, at least I will
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: go back in. I'll read what I wrote, and if
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: there's a mistake, I'll try to edit it, or if
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I've accidentally sent it, I'll try to edit it really quickly.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: If I've misspelled something, Dave didn't do that, he'll he'll
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: just he'll write and go, you know what I mean? No,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. And then talking to her, Laurence
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: says if he's knowingly taking her on this trip to Moldova,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: and then she's gonna spring this on her, Like my
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: heart hurts for her because I think, you know, but anyway,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Lawrence already like Modova is already gross.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and she just wants to be right. Also,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: she really wants to be right. Yeah, she can't wait
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: to do when I told you so.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, I told you so, girl, he's lying. Okay.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to Kara and gearm oh boy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: So she's her performance preparing and they do a sound check,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: but she doesn't sing. She just says check check.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: And I'm not sure she was singing at the event either.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: But she can sing, because we've seen it on Instagram.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she can sing, although some people don't think she's
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: very good. Some people on Reddit don't think she's very good.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know enough about singing, but they were making
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: fun of her on Reddit. But they don't like her Onreddit,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: so take what they say with a grain of salt.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: So she's hoping that Giermo will show up tonight to
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: the performance, and she tells her friends and backup singers,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: backup dancers that Germo moved out, but she doesn't mention
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: it's because she kicked him out. She keeps bearing the
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: lead there, Gimo moved out.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I told him move out.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: So she's hoping that they have now had a little
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: space from each other and he'll show up and he'll
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: show that he's proud of her and support her career.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: So it's time for the performance. Giermo isn't there, and
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: she's like a sad, sad, dolled up little bratstall. She's
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: like wearing like one of those Brittany nineties triangle taps.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Yes that I her back and she it's like a
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: mermaid fabric, like shiny y castelle, like purple, and her
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: hairs in like each waves.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: So and at.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would live in that outfit if I didn't
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: always look eight months pregnant I've never worn a triangle
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: tap me either.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I mean again, I love to stare at her. I
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: think she's so gorgeous. I think she's so interesting to
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: look at. And it's funny that you said that about
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the reddit because I'm just remembering that I posted pictures
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: on my phone from this week and it was a
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: picture of like ehan Plath, the girl from Hunt for Love,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: a picture of me in a fast mask. Had nothing
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: to do with this show. Not one person from the
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: show was in that. And somebody wrote under it, people
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: just need to go ahead and admit that it is
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: all about care trying to appropriate Latin culture and all
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: this stuff. And I was, like, Kara's nowhere on this post,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, but
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: so it must just be one of those Reddit people
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: that hate her, right.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I'm and I'm sure we did say it
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: is kind of funny that this white girl is doing.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: She's not a native Spanish speaker, but she loves the
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: music whatever. People don't have to listen or go to
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: her concerts, so she but I'm sure it is problematic.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I don't listen to that music.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I have no idea of what it's problematic either. I
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: mean she's fluent, and she's fluent in Spanish.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: So yeah, but she is like Irish or something. But
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: so that must mean she could only do like Irish
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: music clogging, only clogging, right, So I don't, I don't
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: know the rules. So she she says he used to
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: be supportive of her singing. In fact, when they were
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: living in the dr she even got him a he
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: even got her a job singing at the resort, and
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: so she was like, he was so supportive of my career.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Of course you were banging back then and not even married.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: So different.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: So she starts singing, and then we cut to Guermo
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: and he's not there. He's outside setting up a hammock. Wow. Uh.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: So he says he didn't go because there's too much
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: going on with them and he wouldn't feel comfortable. And
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: he says, you know, she kicked me out. She was
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: acting shady on her phone and I thought she was cheating,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: And so I got a rental property.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Wow, he just jumped right to a rental property.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It wasn't even one of those like motels, like
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: a motel six or something, He's like, this is gonna
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: be a while. So he says, I don't want to
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: go to her performance because what if I see something skitchy?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Get what's the word? And they say sketchy and he
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: says sketchy? What if I see something that confirms my
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: suspicions that she's cheating, or like what if she's dressed
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: a certain way that I won't like, like she's wearing
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: little clothes or like one of those triangle tops that
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I hate. And he says anytime I've said anything to
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: her about like, I don't really like the way you
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: dress at these shows. It makes me feel uncomfortable. She says,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: you can't tell you what to wear, and he says,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I'm literally not telling you what to wear, but you
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: asked me to tell you how I feel, and it
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: makes me feel weird inside. He can't come up with
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: a better word than weird, but like it makes them uncomfortable,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: it makes them feel jealous, or he doesn't like her
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: showing off her body.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I guess right.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, when he met her, she was wearing like a
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: thong bikini in correct the tr so he's he finally
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: was like, I realize she's gonna do her thing. She
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: can go do her thing, but I'm not going to
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: be part of it. I'm not just not going to
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: be there.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: So why doesn't he want her to be like successful
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: with another line of business that brings more money into
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: the family. Yeah, I don't know exactly.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Then you don't have to you could go to pilot
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: school like so, he says, I never thought i'd be
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: with someone that I can't trust. And when I look
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: at old pictures of us, it makes me cry. I
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: really do miss her. I miss my wife, but marriage
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: takes two implying that he's doing the work and she's not.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think either of you, like you
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: went to one therapy session, and I understand it was
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: traumatic for her. You guys need to go back because
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: it sounds like all of their conversations if there was
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: like a mediator a third person there, they just are
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: miscommunicating on a lot of things. And I feel like
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: they could have a mediator and there could be like compromise,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: like it will come to half of her shows. And yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: also all singers dressed like that, like I'm sure all
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: but Chada singers dressed like that, like all pop singers
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: stressed like that that's just what happens at the sex Cells,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: and that she's proud of her body and like you
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: need to just like take a step back. He also
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: has said previously he didn't like the kind of people
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: that were at the shows. Right, it seemed just like
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: a normal club environment. No one. It's like people were
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: toasting and cheering and dancing. But it didn't seem anything
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: like raunchy or like.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: No, it literally looked like the closing scene of The
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Gilded Age where everybody was just dancing in a circle.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're just dancing to the music. What
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: was so raunchy about it?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't at like a strip club or something.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. So, And I also when did he
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: get so conservative about like people. I mean, he never
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: liked her getting wasted because he felt like it was embarrassing.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I remember that from their season. But yeah, I don't know.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he's done his fair share of partying.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's very interesting, and I think you're
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: right they could just like sit down with somebody like
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: twice a week and talk through how to communicate. Probably
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: this could yeah out, But maybe they've tried that and
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: we don't know.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Uh So she comes home and she's just
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: very sad because she's like, you're there and it's going
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: so great and you feel so good, and then you
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: go to your car and you're alone and your partner's
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: not there and he wasn't there to support you. And
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I had hoped that he would, you know, show up,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: and he didn't, and then he let me down. So
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: maybe this is like each time, it's like this could
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: be the un the breakable thing, like this is what
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: breaks us.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: He rented a new place, and the way they were
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: focusing so much on her laying that jewelry down.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: It was so much on the jewelry. I was like,
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: it's not a wedding ring. She's not taking up her
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: wedding ring. It was like an earrings and a necklace.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: It was like from Claire's. I mean, it was just
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: like costume jewelry and they're just yeah, they're really showing Okay.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, folks, are we going to find out
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: this was like his mom's family like active thing. But no,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: it was just her unrobing in the hallway. I don't know, Yeah, what.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Next to the next day, she's going to work with
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: this producer who is probably a male, and they're going
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: She's going to be in Paris or somewhere like that.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Really Italy, No, he's going to be jealous about that. Also,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: who's watching the child? Is her mom watching the child
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: while she's out of town and him? What's happening?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I guess, So those need to be chill me. Also,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I meant to tell you in their hero shot, he's
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: like checking his watch, She's turning to the side.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: They have so much distance in between them in that
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: hero shot, there's like several feet in between them. I'm
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: really sad, not good. I know, two hot people can't
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: get along. What's the hope for the rest of us?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: What's the hope? All right, let's talk about Libby and
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: on there and they're in Moldolva. So we open where
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: we left them, which is they're watching the fireworks. She
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: doesn't know why there's fireworks, and people are coming up
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: and saying welcome to Mondova, and she was like, yeah,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: thank you, it's a great party, thank you, thank you.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: So the talking d Andre says, this is why everybody's
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: so great in Moldova. Everyone is so welcoming, not like
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: in America where everybody is so dry, like dry salmon.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: She's like, what, okay, everyone was nice at your wedding
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: and you almost pushed Charlie in a pool at a barbecue.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Charlie wasn't nice at the wedding, and Charlie is the
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: drunk brother. But besides Charlie, everybody's nice.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody else was nice. Yeah, Charlie was not nice
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: at their wedding in Moldova though. That's what I was
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: talking about at their wedding in America and every yeah,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I mean it's just her family that's not nice. Everyone
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: in America parties is nice.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody says, just here in Moldova. So the funniest
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: thing is they were walking off. The daughter's like, I
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: want cake, I want cake, and there's the cake. We
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: were getting cake. So she tells them she's there in
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: the bedroom and she goes the party was so amazing, baby,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: like it was like like a like a wedding. Like,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: what the hell did you tell all these people? He goes,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: what I told you, we're moving here, and she goes, baby,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: that is not for sure. We still have obligations and
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: responsibilities in Florida and the talking heads. She says, I've
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: been clear with him that I'm not sure if we're
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: moving here we can just jump up and move like
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: we have to have a plan like we have and
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I'm really, to me, this sounds like he moves from
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Moldova to Ireland, from Ireland to America, and maybe he
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: does just jump up and move. I think when the
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: going gets tough, he's like, yeah, new country. Who diss
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: you know? H She goes, we have a looked at houses,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: we have looked at schools. Like, no, we're not just
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: going to jump up and move, so he says, therery
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: He goes, I'm putting effort into this. You're disregarding my efforts.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: And she goes, but you're not hearing me. And I'm
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: talking you're not hearing me. She goes, you know how
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: it feels to just not be seen, not be heard
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: by you. You're pressuring me into doing something that I'm
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: not sure i'm ready for. Can you see my side?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Yes or no? He goes, no, I feel like you're
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: being ignorant to your husband. And she goes, well, I
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: feel like you're stupid because you don't understand my side
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: and you cannot be that stupid, and he goes, okay, great,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm glad my dad's coming because you're
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: being so difficult. He goes, okay, yeah, nice behavior, nice words, great, great,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: And then he says, I think you're just trying to
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: control where we set up our life, like it's only
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: America or nowhere else. She goes, what what? So on
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: the talking ends, she makes a great point. She goes,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I think he just doesn't know how to sell me
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: on it, so he's reverting back to his old ways
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: of being aggressive and saying this is what we're doing.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: She goes, you know, I just don't think this is
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: a place that anybody would fucking just move to unless
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: they had to. That's not nice, which is great funny.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Here Winston freaking out in the other room. She goes,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I have to go deal with Winston. He's jet lagged,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: like the kid's gotta go to bed, right. So he goes,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: give me, give me Winston, I'll put him to bed.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: You go shower, bring some champagne. We'll have some fun,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: be happy. And she goes, oh yeah, this is so
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: much fun, and she goes, you can't force it on me.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: You have to let me get there on my own
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: if I'm going to get there. He goes, go take
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: a shower, change your mood. And she goes, I'm going
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to take a shower because I want to take a shower,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: not because you told me to take a shower. And
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: he goes, Okay, independent American woman, you go do it yourself. Okay,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: independent woman. And she's like, hmm girl.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: She's like thinking in her head, Lauren might have been right.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: He is only thinking of himself. And yeah, so that
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: bitch Noga, I might give her an apology phone call.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: So they get to a petting zoo type of place
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: where they did have raccoons in the in the little cage,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: just like fee these they call him wash he said,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: they call them washing bears. Yeah.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, huh, well here we call them trash
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: pandas so true.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Listen, a raccoon can watch you have sex and tuloom
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: like Jennifer and all the guys she was banging in
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Shalou and the little raccoons watching, or they could be
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: in a cage in Muldova. They're all over the world.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: So now they're in a rental place. Okay, So they
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: rented a place and she says, yeah, one week, there
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: was enough. I guess they're going to be there for
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: four weeks. So Chuck comes over. So randomly enough, this
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: was on the TV last night, like as it was
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: actually airing before I took the notes to the car
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: today and so I just flipped it on and go,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to watch this for like ten minutes,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: so it'll just be like something I could skip past
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: from the car tomorrow. And there's I thought they were
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: calling Chuck poppy, but they're calling him happy.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they call him happy before. No, that's the kid's
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: nicknames for him.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: That's cute. I like it.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: It's cute. It's a little confusing because sometimes they use
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: that word in like normal conversation. Also, it reminds me
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: of this Seinfeld thing happy Pappy, just like an annoying
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: thing that George's girlfriend said.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: So, like they're Chuck comes over and they're talking. They're like,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: are you happy? No, I'm not happy? Are you happy? Wait?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I'm happy? Are you?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Like better?
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Who's on first?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It's confusing, right, So, but it's cute. It's cute.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Chuck seems to have lost some weight.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he looked good.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: He looked good, and uh, it's interesting, I thought. When
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: he came in, they said, Chuck, do you want some
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: water or some tea? They asked him if he wanted
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: water or tea. They're drinking wine. Yeah, so they didn't
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: say do you want to drink water, tea, wine, diet coke.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: You know we've got this. They said you want water
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: or tea and he goes, no, I'll have a glass
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: of wine with you guys, which was that's interesting. It
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: was interesting because it's like, Chuck's not supposed to be drinking,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: but right, right, so you know when we walk into
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: our friend's houses, our friends will say to Dave, hey,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: you want to die cocon with some tea? Can I
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: get you sprite? Right? And if Dave also, I was like, oh,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I have a glass of wine. Everybody like what?
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Everybody like what?
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: So that's the feeling that I got there.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is weird.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: It was weird.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Also more of Chuck, Please can we get him back
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: on Diaries or single Life? Because I was enjoying watching
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: his dating journey.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, well so I never saw his dating journey, so
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I never watched Diaries.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: It was great. He had to go see like a
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: therapist because he had so many like he has a
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: colostomy bag from when he had cancer and he's so
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: self conscious about it that he never wanted to date
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: and like be vulnerable. And his daughters were trying to
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: convince him, and they took him to get like a
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: new wardrobe, and he this really nice like therapist woman
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: like talked him through these feelings and like he gave
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: him self confidence of like how he would broach the
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: subject and stuff. And he ended up going on several
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: dates with this lady, but I can't remember what happened.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: She blew him off or something. We never really got
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: a resolution.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, So okay. So he's like, oh god, you have
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: a travel in twenty four hours, blah blah blah, and
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: so Libby says, well, I'm so happy you're here. Like
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: we've been here for two weeks or whatever, a week
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and a half. We haven't looked at houses, we haven't
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: looked at that construction stuff that we're invested in, like
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: we haven't done anything. And Chuck's like, what you haven't
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: He goes, I'm waiting for chick to get here. So
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Andrea's like, we could go wherever you want. We could
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: do whatever you want. And then she goes and Andre goes, listen,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: you told me you don't care you live anywhere in
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: the world with me. You live anywhere. You live in
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: a bangalow, banngalow, and she was like what. He goes,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that word is in America, and
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: she goes shaq. He goes, yes, you said you live
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: with me, shaq, And then they do a whole talking
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: head or they do lots of like I'll bang you
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: in the bangalow. He was like, I just think a shock. Yeah. Yeah,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'll bank you in the bank.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Also, she was twenty five living abroad with no children.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she did say yeah, I'll live with you
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: wherever in a shack.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I don't care, of course.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now they have two kids and she's used
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: to air conditioning, so right.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: And Chuck goes, look, I'd love to see what houses
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: you guys are looking at, but I need to see
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: this investment property that you have and Andre goo's it's ours,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: it's our investment property. So all of a sudden, now
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Libya is our money. And yeah, so they go to
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: see some homes with Chuck and a mute realtor named Marita.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Marita either she either wasn't confident in her English enough
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: to talk, but she would didn't want to be there.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: There was no outdoor space for the kids, and I
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: felt like I was watching Moldovan house centers.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: I was actually worried about that too. But in the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: second place they looked at, it looked like there was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: some grass, like a behind a fence across the back,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: like maybe a park, yeah, across the street.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Well, it was a terrible episode of house Hunters. So
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: we see they're going to the penthouse on the sixteenth floor,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: and when they looked at the kitchen. I saw this
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: last night, and I saw this on my computer. The
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: kitchen looked like it was filmed in black and white.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, I wrote everything is white and gray. I honestly
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: thought it was filmed in black and white. Okay, I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: think I think it's just because the lighting was really
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: bad and everything was white and gray. But it honestly
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: looked like I was all of a sudden watching like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: a documentary from the forties, Like I was like, what's happening?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like dreary, horrible, not one pop of
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: color anywhere.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: No, And the next ones they looked to was very similar,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: very similar. Yea, all white gray and then just big
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: stencils on the wall of flowers.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: But were those colored or were they just black? They
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: were also see I don't understand, so.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: That must be the style there, now, you know. Yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: So they talk about the bidet. She doesn't understand, and
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: there's stenciling on the bedroom walls, which I didn't understand.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: This place was three hundred and seven thousand dollars to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: buy the whole three bedroom penthouse whatever, and Chuck says, yeah,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: well the place like this in Tampa with a view,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: you know, of the ocean would be a million dollars, right.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: But anyway, Chuck's like, this place is small, like you're
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to cook in here. It seems like
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: a bachelor pad, and he's kind of right. It was
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: like a it did seem a little bit like a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: bachelor And also like those Florida ceiling windows. I was like,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: those kids are just especially that Winston. He's going to
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: go right through that. No, that Wednesday's nuts. So now
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: we see a new construction townhouse, same thing, stenciling on
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: the bedroom wall, but we don't get the price on
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: this one, and we don't see the outdoor space. You
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: just said that schools are right down the street.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it would be easier to come in and out.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Like when Lord and Alexi had three little children living
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: in a high rise. Yeah, that never made sense to me.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: It's rough when we got to get the controllers and
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: then ride, Yeah, twenty five floors in an elevator with children.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: When we lived we were building this house, we had
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: to live in an apartment. Supposed to be one month,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: it ended up being like five and the mortgage on
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: that and the rent on that fully furnished apartment was
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: more than the mortgage we pay on this house. It
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: was so expensive because we thought we were going to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: be there for a month and it was fully furnished, Like, yeah,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: we'll just bring our clothes. No.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I guess people in New York and
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: stuff do it in the big city in Chicago wherever
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: they live with kids in high rises. Yeah, you also
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: get to live in New York or Chicago, right.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I mean my kids were five and seven when we
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: were in that place. And when I tell you, like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: every time we got in the elevator first one they
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: would fight over who got to press the button, okay
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: every time, and then I'd be like, I is you're
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: trying to press the button? Sure that he is so
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: annoyed by it. And then it's like you park in
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: the barage and you have to like bring up a baggie,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: bring your clothes up, and the kids like the minute
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: somebody else puston and they run off the elevator. I mean,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: it's it's rough, it's right, yeah, but again, if you're
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: a city kid, maybe you know. Yeah, like Andre said
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: to Chuck, this is big city living, Chuck, get on board.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: So they're talking to it together, and she says, I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: can see the potential in these places, like maybe it
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: could work out, and he's like, of course, it's.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: And that's the end of them. And now we're going
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: to finish with who we finished with for the last
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: twenty years of our lives. And it's Jasmine Gino, Matt
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Natalie Donna, and Michelle Buckle. In Buckle and Baby.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: He's at a flower shop and he is creepily shoving
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: his entire face into each bouquet and sucking up the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: scent and making groaning noises and it's very uncomfortable, and
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: then he's like, I love the smell of flowers. Gross,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Just why is your nose in each He's literally burying
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: his head.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: So then he tells the lady at the front that
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: he's I have a lady coming to visit and I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: really like her and I want to impress her with
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: some flowers. And I was thinking, why is she Why
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: is he telling this lady all this, just say I'm
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: here for some flowers. But then the lady goes, okay,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: so like red roses that's say and something that says
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: like eternal love. And he's like, did you hear what
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: I said? Like I just started dating this girl, maybe
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: something one step below that. So it's like it's good
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: that he explained it because the lady was about to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: sell him like a diamond ring and a card that
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: says when you marry me. So he she goes to
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: see Natalie, who is at her hotel already. So he
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: did not pick her up from the airport. Okay, she
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: picked him up from the airport. So the hotel room
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: has a bathtub like hot tub in the same room
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: as the bed, which is I know some do that,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: but I don't like it. I don't I feel like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: you'd get mold and like I just I don't like it.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I don't like them.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: So she's excited to see him kind of she is
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: does seem excited, but then when he's like filling up
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: her champagne glass, she's like all the way to the
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: tub because she always needs to be drunk when she's
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: around Gino.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: So it's like, do I hope you have two bottles.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a lot more. Keep it coming, yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: because this is the night where we actually do the thing.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: So she says she's exhausted. I really want to get
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: in the hot tub, and I thought she was going
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: to kick him out, but she's like, so why don't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: you fill it up and put in more lots of bubbles.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: The more bubbles the better. I want, like a mountain
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: of bubbles. I don't want to see an inch of you,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: you know, so just like fill it to the top.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: And so there are so many bubbles and she is
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: wearing it.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: That's not fun. That's not fun to me.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: No, because she's just like, also, you can get an
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: infection that way. Also those poor cleaning people like now
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: there's like bubbles, soap scum like all over.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: The room, and they're all around the room too, And
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: now it's yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's wearing a bikini. He's wearing his like
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: bathing suit or boxers, couldn't tell.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: And he went he had a bag, he went to
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and changed. She had like okay, so he
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: did have a bathing suit, so he knew about it
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: ahead of time. He must have discussed it.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: So he's like, he tells us, you know, I'm looking.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: She has such a hot body. She has a big
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: booty like I like, and she has the big lips
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: and the face and the dark hair, and yeah, I'm
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: actually starting to see what Dana and Michelle saying. She
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: actually does look a lot like Jazmin. She's just now
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: saying that her.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Booty looks better, but yeah she does.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she looks exactly like Jasmine. So also he
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: leaves his hat on and she's like, do you want
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: to take your hat off? And she's like no, no, no, no, She's.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Like, don't you know me at all? This is my brand.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Uh So she's she's like, you're turning red from the heat.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: You look so sexy, gino. And then they kiss and
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: she's like, hmm, you're a great kisser. These are like
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: I can't they're the worst daters, Like they say everything
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: that's happening, do you know? They literally like that was
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: a great hug. I really enjoyed that hug. This is
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: a good conversation that we're having, Like you like everything
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: that happens. They say it, Well, they've been coached to
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: do so about production, So are you doing?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I hate it?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: I hate it. So she's like, no pressure, but do
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: you want to stay over? And he's like, I it
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: feels weird. It feels like I'm still married. And he
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: tells us she looks like Jasmine and I can't put
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: the moves on. And so Natalie is like, are you
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: still in love with her? And he says no, but
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: I have this guiltiness feeling. I'm feeling guiltiness. You could
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: just say guilt. So he tells us that he doesn't
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: think it's fair to Natalie to be affectionate with her
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: when Jasmine is still in his head, and Natalie says
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: she understands, but she won't wait forever to get that
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: sweet sweet Gino meat and toe cheese. She just can't
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: wait to get it. So the next day he's showing
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: her around the town. She brings him coffee. She's wearing
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: these black leather pants, those pleather shiny pants, and she
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: realizes that he has PTSD from his marriage and might
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: not be ready, and she's disappointed. That's not what she
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: came here for. She came here for some geno pen
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: and she says, she says, I wish you would have
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: stayed over last night, because I came all this way
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: for your man meet and so and I'm going to
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: meet your family, which is a different kind of meat.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: And I realized that you are suffering and I need
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: to be patient. But that's I'm disappointed. That's not why
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I came all this way. I came to get late,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: and you chose Gino to get late. Okay, I just
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: can't just can't understand this. She could get late anywhere
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: she is. She lives in Vegas, lots of eligible men.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: He famously doesn't want to have sex. Just that's that's
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: a thing. That's the thing.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Not he is addicted to porn but also wants no
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: sex in real life.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's the thing. That's you know, things,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: So what do.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: You that's his brand, along with the backwards baseball hat. Yes,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: So they are going to this party that night for
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Dana's birthday, and then he reveals that Michelle invited Jasmine
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: to the party, which we had wondered how that happened,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: and she just straight out invited her.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: She is a shitster.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Of course she's getting paid extra money, like hush money
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: from TLC to set up these arrangements.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Or Jasmine was like, is there going to be a party?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Where is it? Can I come? And then oh, I'm
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: sure you could come.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bring Matt, It'll be great. You know what I mean? Someone?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so wrong.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: He's mad at Michelle and he's like, I don't think
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: she should have done that, and he warns Natalie and says,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: you know, Jasmine can get very jealous. I don't know
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: what she's gonna do. And Natalie goes, how bad can
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: she be? So she's obviously not watched the show actually,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: or is pretending that she has not watched this show? Yes, yeah,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: because we all know how bad it can be. It's Jasmine.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: So they show up at Dana's birthday and Dana welcomes
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: her and very nicely. He's a nice guy. Michelle greets
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: her and says, it's nice to meet you, with no
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: smile on her face.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: It's nice to meet you.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: I'm team Jasmine because she is a Jasmine sickaphant at
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: this point, like she believes everything Jasmine says, but.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I mean we've seen pictures that Jasmine is post has
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: posted of like her and Matt like hanging out with
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Michelle and Dana like when she was pregnant, and be like, yeah,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: I mean it's like a Tuesday night. This is who
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: these are our friends, These are who we hang out with.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Gino is like at a strip club.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I do think both Dana and Michelle
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: like like Jasmine more than Gino for sure. Yeah, which
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: is fine. I would rather hang out with Jasmine the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Gino but h and I would want Jasmine to be
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: on my side because she's terrifying. But Michelle is like,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: way too far up Jasmine's butt. I feel like to
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: quote the kids.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Just never forget where are the children?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Jasmine is not that great. So Michelle asks,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: She's like, I've been meaning to ask you where did
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: you meet? Like she doesn't already know, like they haven't
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: already discussed this and then Dana is like, how much
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: do you like my cousin Gino? How much? Like they're
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: grilling her, and then Michelle's go again, goes, I've been
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: meaning to ask what's going on with you and Jasmine
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Gino because you went out for dinner last night last week, right,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: And Natalie's like, we're what And then Michelle tells us
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: I'm really not trying to cause trouble, and Dana's eyes
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: explode out of his head made the funniest expression that
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: should be your thumbnail.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: It's like this, he did, like a like to the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: like like hYP yeah, yeah, what.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: You're not trying to cross trouble? Okay. So Michelle says,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of Jasmine saying one thing and Gino's saying another.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of it. Figure it out. Natalie is stuck
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: in the middle, and I feel bad for her, which
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: is why I invited jasminir to be an agent of
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: chaos and ruin this poor girl's trip to Michigan. So
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: because I care about her and I don't want her
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: to be stuck in the middle. So Gino says, oh, well,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: it wasn't dinner. We met up at a bar and
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Natalie's like what And Michelle says, did you make it
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: clear that it was done? And he says, well, when
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: I first saw her, I told her I didn't I
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: wanted a divorce, and then when we met up, we
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: didn't make any progress. And Michelle says, was their hope
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: for progress? And he says, slight, a slight amount of hope.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: And Natalie's like, you told me there was no reconciliation.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: You were getting a divorce, and now I'm hearing you
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: had hope for like a recrecation.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: He shouldn't have said that.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, And so she's like, I don't want
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: to be put in the middle, and Michelle goes, I'm
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: just trying to get some clarity for you, because I
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: care about you. Woman I just met, and that's why
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: another woman who is clearly unbalanced and as a history
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: of violence to meet you here. So welcome to Michigan.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: So then Bitchigan. So Jasmine and Matt walk in and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Jasmine's like, I'm pissed that he's bringing in another woman.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: One of our rules was that the other person had
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: to approve the person, and he approved of Matt. Great,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know this bitch she's just a mistress. I'm
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: dying to meet this fucking bitch. Wow. Yeah, wow, she's
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: coming in hot. Also, in his mind, you broke the rules,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: so now he can the contracts off.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Well, they're fully separated, they can do what they want.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: They're totally separated. So now they're they're the The people
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: inside the Calm group are discussing how Gino needs to
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: tell Jasmine and that it's over and they need to
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: all be honest. And then Jasmine walks in and it's like,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: there's no party without the sunshine. This is my roommate,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Matt like a roommate. And then she goes, is this
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: a birthday party or a stripper party? It's just and
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Natalie goes, it's a birthday party, and Jasmine goes, Okay,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: if it's not. If it's a birthday party and not
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: a stripper party, why did you bring the whores from Vegas? Okay? Wow.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: First of all, Jasmine is once again wearing no pants
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: and thigh high red It's a dress. It's dress dress
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: with shiny red pleather red thigh high boots.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody said she's a great style. Okay, nobody said it.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Natalie is wearing a turtleneck. Natalie is the stripper from Vegas.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Listen, she looks her body is banging. She has on
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: those leather bands. Looks. I mean they both have banging bodies.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Saying, don't throw glass don't throw stones at glass houses.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Jasmine in your thigh high boots, and why.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Does she think she's a stripper though, just because she's
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: from Vegas. She's from Vegas, all women from Vegas.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Or sperm maligning the entire town of Vegas. There are
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: no decent people. It is sodom and gomora, according to her,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: in Vegas, and it's just whores Vegas. So Natalie walks
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: up to Jasmine and goes, oh, really because she's just
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: been called a whore, and Jasmine says, don't get close
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: to me and pushes her out of the way, puts
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: her hands on Natalie's like chest, shoulders and pashes are back.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: I paused, and I saw I was come. Wanted to
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: see everyone's expressions. So Gino's like uncomfortable smiling. Michelle is
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: like smiling with her mouth open, like she's on a
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: roller coaster. Okay, and there's this guy in the background
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: who's like, oh damn, Like he's so excited. He's like
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: at a Housewives party, like where someone's flipping a table
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: and Matt is smiling and just like she's being crazy. Okay,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: I think it happens so fast. Yeah, yeah, they literally
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: have not been in the bar for more than fifteen
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: seconds when this happens.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Because it seems like after that people weren't smiling laughing
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: as much.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: They stopped. They all like were like, oh my god,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: this actually is happening, like yeah, we got we're gonna
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: get kicked out. And then like bouncers show up like
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: instantaneously and like a security production team. People like everyone's
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: just there. So it's everyone is like steps in to
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: keep them apart, and Natalie's like, don't touch me. And
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Jasmine says you're a fucking prostitute, which is not nice
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: because sex workers are people too and whatever.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: She also assumes she's Vegas, so she's all these things.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, Michelle has not even slept with Gino, and Jasmine's
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: the one who's been begging him for sex and money.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: For wait wait wait, wait, correction, Michelle has not slept
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: with Gino, is correct, Sorry, sister in law Natalie also
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: has not slept with Gino.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Natalie has not. It's only his cousin in law.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be that bad. It's not his sister, so
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: it would be fine. So Jasmine's the one who's literally
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: been begging Gino for sex and money for an with
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: Dan for sugar Babysite.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: That's how they met.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: They met on the sugar baby site. So she just
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: don't call people sex workers prostitutes and strippers and whores,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: like unless you're past, unless you're lily white, you know, Like.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I just don't call people names.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: It's just not nice anyways, Because so what if she's
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: a sex worker, she's earning a living, Jasmine, do you
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: have a job. I don't think so. So Jasmine is
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: calling her a bitch horror prostitute, which I felt like
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: is not as catchy as bitches led us whore or
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: prostitution horror prostitution. I feel like it goes bitches let
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: us horror prostitution, horror, and then this horror prostitute is
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: like farther much farther down. It just doesn't have the
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: originality I was looking for. So they the bouncers people
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: pull Natalie out like she's the one who started this,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: and she gets kicked out of the bar, and Jasmine's
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: inside screaming everybody in Michigan, let me introduce you to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: the whore she gets to stay inside? Is this like
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: her local bar? She is this? She is she norm
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Why does she get to stay inside? She's the one
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: who got physical and is screen obscenities. So Natalie is
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: ranting outside, calling Jasmin a bitch, and she's like, I
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: didn't do anything. You invited me here to a birthday party.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: I showed a birthday party. That's all I did. And
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like, I'm sorry that he happened. Jasmine
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: is a narcissist psychopath, which I would be here for
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: a show where Gino plays psychiatrist and tries to make
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: a last resort. It was where he can just be
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: like Florian, I think you have an anger problem. So
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: also Jasmine might be a narcissist psychopath. We we don't
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: know if I were. If I did have to ponder,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: I guess one of those is right. So inside, Michelle
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: or some other lady. I thought it was Michelle at first,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: and I was really mad, walks up to Jasmine and
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: goes you showed her, but I think it was this
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: other lady who was also a Jasmine sickophant and I
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: was but so it wasn't Michelle. But I was like, Michelle,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: stop though, stop being her cheerleader. You have hitched your
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: wagon to the wrong star here. Yeah, this is not
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: a good look. So Jasmine is screaming, bring back the whore?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Where is the horror? And I was like, why is
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Jasmine not getting kicked out? So Natalie says, I'm upset
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: because I got pulled out here, so I didn't get
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: to shut her up like I would have showed her
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: how we do it in Vegas. And so she's like
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: that fake ass, plastic half the fucking face doesn't have
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: the right amount of filler. She calls me a whore.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, that was way better insult than what
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Shasmine called you.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: It was pretty bad, But she didn't go into her
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: upside down ass. I was hoping she was going to
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: do that next.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: No or the lips being comically large.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: She didn't do that.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: So there's there's so much to work with with Jasmine,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Like she just picked the first thing. She literally only
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: saw the woman for fifteen seconds before she got kicked
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: out Boom and she got boom, so all she saw
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: was filler. So Jasmine's in the bar, She's like, she
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: is a prostitute. She's sleeping with a man who is married. Jasmine,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: you are living with another man that you are sleeping with,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: and also you've been separated for four months, right, so
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: he is allowed to date with someone and that doesn't
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: make her a prostitute.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this makes no sense. This is just
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: for TV drama and it's stupid. And I think even
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Geno's like, oh wow, I even I didn't know.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Oh I got the script. I got the script that
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: said there was gonna be a bar fight, but I
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: did not think it was gonna be this bad.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: We've seen, you know, the people are.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Like, Jasmine really gets into character when the cameras roll.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: She really does. And I think Natalie actress, Yeah, because
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: I think Natalie is genuinely mad. But I do think
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: that Natalie and Gina were never a thing, and it's
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: just for the show, So.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's totally possible. I would buy that, yes, because
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: no part of me believes that Natalie is sexually attracted
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: to Gino. I agree, but I felt the same way
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: about Jasmine, and Jasmine is either a really good actress
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: or actually does like somehow love Gino.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: I think she did because she thought he had money
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: and she then met on a sugar Baby site and
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I think he like mooed her, was saying you could
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: come to the United States and have all this money.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: And then he lives in a discussing townhouse in Michigan,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So Michelle is nodding as Jasmine's just being crazy
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: and like she's sleeping with a married man. And I
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: think you can also see her like regretting her life
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: choices that she's team She was like, I shouldn't have
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: been team Jasmine, I really And she's like that I've
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: made a used a mistake. Curb your enthusiasm music coming on?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: So Jah. Also, maybe I should have invited her even
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: though production told me to. And I got a two
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars bonus for inviting her to this point.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, she got a two hundred
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: dollars Amazon card. Are you kidding? You know she didn't
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: get a two thousands. They barely get two thousand dollars
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: for the whole season.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I think, but this scene wound up
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: in like the previews for the whole season, So maybe
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: you get extra bonus money if your scene is crazy
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: enough that you wind up in the.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Same Kimberla, are you the Walmart gift card?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Walmart gift card? So Cole's cash. You just get cold,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: So Jasmine says, She's like, I feel so angry. She's
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I saw Natalie with my husband and laughing with my family,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Dana and Michelle. The anger was like a demon. I
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: think her eyes did turn red.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Actually, I think it was the family thing and and
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Dana cousin Dana and Michelle being so close with her.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I think probably that was more of like, wait, this
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: is my family, you know, these are my only people here. Yeah.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: Now you also have Matt your roommate.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: That she fuck, yeah, yeah that guy. Yeah.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: So Natalie says to Gino, listen. I've listened to you.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: I have been your sounding board. I've been tried to
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: be really understanding and really patient, but I won't stand
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: for disrespect. I come here and I'm treated like a criminal,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: and that is not fair, Like I've been thrown out
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: of the bar. I think that's what she means. Yeah,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: And she's like and again. She shouldn't have been kicked out,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: Jasmina should have They really need to roll the tape
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: back and see who started it. And Gino says I'm sorry,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: and Natalie says, you weren't clear with her or with me.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: This is one hundred percent on you, and you made
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: this happen. And she's like furious and I was like, okay.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: She says this is messy, and I told you, like,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: I don't do messy. I don't live my life like this.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: I don't want any part of it. He's like, I'm
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: really sorry. I understand. So that's it by Nat, I
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: think she might be done.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, next time on Georgie sees his sister and is
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: hugging her, and Darcy stands to the sides, like and
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: her face is so contorted that you're like, stop, this
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: does sound look good.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Just I'd rather see you eat kava then cry with
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: those big glasses.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Brandon and Julia greet her parents, and my god, does
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Julia look just like her mother?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I noticed. I was too distracted that the pizza looked
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: really good, and also the fact that they did that
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: sexy role play with the pizza delivery, and I was like,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: is it the same pizza place that think that pizza from.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Libby is standing with Chuck Andre and she
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: is saying, to Andre, you lied to me, you withheld
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: that information. I would never do something like this to you.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: I don't trust you. And Chuck's like, well, maybe we
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: should get the whole story side. No, so I guess
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: it's coming out. Probably they went to the site of
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: where the building was supposed.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: To be and there's nothing there.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: See this empty lot.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: This is all yours, baby.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: All yours. Matt says, Gino is a fucking scumbag and
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: he's selfish, and he goes and I'm going to talk
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: to him. I mean, Matt says this to cousin Dana
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: and Michelle. Gino is a fucking scumbag and he's selfish,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: and he goes out to talk to him.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: That is Gino too, well, I mean, I hate Gino
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: as much as anybody, but like, what how Matt is
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: getting one side he's getting He's digmatized put he's clovismeotized
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: by that's what we say on our show, pussimatized by Jasmine,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: and is only getting one side of it. And now
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: he's gonna go confront Gino, who didn't have no part
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: in this bar fight.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: No, and I think he's hearing Jazmine said, like he
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: wouldn't sleep with me for eight months, you know, he
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: would never, He wouldn't ever like let me drive the
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: car so I could get a driver's license, you know.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that sucks. But also how did Jasmine talk
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: to him?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Like oh right, right, right right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: we always need to remember where are the children? So
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Adnon tells Tiger Lily, Hi, let me tell you something, lady,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: last chance before the baby comes to become a Muslim mother.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: And she said the cause She goes, what, baby, I'm
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Christian And he goes, yeah, but that's just like a
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: different personality, like a demon. She's like what and she
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: walks off and the talking head he goes, I don't
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: know what to tell you. I'm trying to save her soul.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: It's so funny that he like, what if he thinks
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: her person like she never raises her voice. She can't
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: with that baby voice, so like she's not screaming or anything,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: and he thinks this is her other demon personality. What
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: would he think of Jasmine?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What if we got them on like a set.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: They haven't been on a set together.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: No, they weren't on the same tell all. So right,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: imagine if he thinks this is a demon of Tiger Lily's.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: Where they will be on it, what they will be about?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they will.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: They will be on a set together. Whenever this show ends.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: We don't want it to end because we love it
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: so much. It's our favorite version.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: Of these people. Jasmine twenty twenty six for office please
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: but or twenty twenty eight apologies. She could represent it.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: She could be in that house if she can. I
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: don't think she can. I don't know what the rules are.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she even has her full paper citizen.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: So but seriously, that's hilarious that he thinks this is
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: like a demon because she's like raising her voice above
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: like a baby whisper.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: He says, I don't know this personality. She's like, what
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: do you mean, baby, She's probably just had to go
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. It's like I have to go to
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and that it's very good, baby, I know.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it goes to my twenty one thousand
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: dollars toilet.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Baby, Oh my god, I would like to get a
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: tour of that house when it's done.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I think it'll be very interesting. Combo
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: of log cabin and like top top like steel, chrome
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: like appliances is a very strange look.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: The log walls are strange to me. My husband loves
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: log cabins too, he thinks are so cool. I'm like, never,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: don't even consider it a never situation. Never, I don't understand.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: That's not really my vibe.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: No, it's not me either, But you know, to ease
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: their own Okay, everybody, Uh, we're done, Thank the Lord.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: But uh wow. Kimberly and Katie have a podcast. It's
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: called a Date with Dateline. Pretty soon we're going to
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: start getting some new date lines and then you guys
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: will cover what's current. But right now you're just covering
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: what did you cover this? So what comes out Wednesday
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: for you guys? What's the episode?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: It's called Deadly Exchange.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, Deadly Exchange with the word deadly has been used?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: How many times do you know?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: It's fifty seven? And it is it. It's a good
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: episode though, it's very interesting.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Deadly Exchange, Well, I will look that one up.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: It's not a who done it, it's a like why
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: done it?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: So you already know who did it? It's why. Yeah.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: I started watching Mister and Missus Murder.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the Lake seminal.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: As I'm watching, I'm like, I already know about this.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: You had just watched that episode because you texted us
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: the mom with the pigtails. I remember that.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: That was just like it was just a month ago. Yeah,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: but I watched it because Amy said that. People said
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: the woman who is like the star of it, whose
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: husband was part of the ex husband was part of
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: the murder plot. They were like, she looks like you.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, let me see how this
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: hot lady is. I'm sure she's gorgeous, but no, in fact,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: she just looks like Laura Lenny. She looked like me
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Oh but Laura Lenny is beautiful. I would rather have
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: people say that than I look like Sina from ninety
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Day UK, which I know it's not a comparison your
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: fond of.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: No one has said that but me, I know, but
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: I think I look I think god look like Zeena
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: her ninety day and God bless her, God bless her
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: fall like and I just get right back.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: She yes, she's gone. Yea, guys, reels, that's for life.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: That one. Here's a great ninety day show. If you're
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: not watching it, It's ninety Day UK. It's on Discovery Plus.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: It comes out on Sundays and then our episodes come
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: out on Sundays. Doing the recap, It's on ten dollars level,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: Pink Shade Prime. It's really good. Zena with the guy
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: from the Gambia, and we just found out she did
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: the exact same thing with another guy from the Gambia
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: who stole all her money. But she's doing it again
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: and that's it's amazing, it's amazing. We got another woman
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: that just turned warmon and told her boyfriend guess what,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: we're no longer banging and she's surprised he doesn't want
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: a date anymore.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: What.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: So good, it's so good, it's really good. We have
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: Sam and Ali back. Oh somebody did let me know
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: because I was saying that Sam and her friend had
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: like such distinct accents, not cockney but not posh. And
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: somebody said, there's Geo r di i E like Jordi.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: They said they're from the Jordy area. That's a Jordy
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: accent that they have.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, great, which is that show I
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: told you about which I thought was called Georgie Shore.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: It's Jeordie Shore, which is like their version of Jersey Shore. Okay,
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: but let me tell you then in British people. But
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: let me tell you something else on Love is Blind UK,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: which all those episodes will be out Wednesday. Guys.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: The thirteenth is Wednesday. The Love is Blind episodes will
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: be out. We've been recording those. Yeah, Love is Blind
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: comes out UK. And there's a guy on there from
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: Essex and then when you looked up Essex it literally
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: says it's like the Jersey Shore.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: I was like okay, and I think they said they
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: filmed a show They're called the Essex Shore. That's like
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: That's possible because there was a show called I can't
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: King of the Show. I can't remember what it was called,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: but Vinnie was on it and it was people from
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: all of the international shore shows, which I hadn't no
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: idea for so many, but there were a bunch of
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: shore shows and just so it's just trashy, drunk, horny
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: young people gotta and it was all of them with
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: all their different accents.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, I would love that. I never even watched
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: Jersey Shore.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: Jersey Shore is so good. It's actually very entertaining and funny.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: Jersey Shore Family Vacation, which is the one that's on now,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: there are adults like, it's very funny. The editors do
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: the like the funny like editing like that makes you
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: laugh out loud or at least me, I find it
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: very entertaining.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Well, you also like Honey Boobo, So that's that's
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: where we're coming from.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, just look at these Look at these girls from
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: Jeordie Shore. Okay, there that's really look at that hair.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: So yeah, and the guys are in their muscle.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: Teeth yeah yeah, but they shouldn't be. No. All right,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Well I've just been texted that my dinner has arrived,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: so I'm going to go eat dinner. Everybody follow Kimberly
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: and Katie at Date Dateline on the Instagram and the whatnot,
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: and please follow me as well at Pink shape Pod
• 1:36:08
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• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: going on, Love is Blind UK, ninety day UK, We've
• 1:36:12
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• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: We brought lots of things going on. You can find
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: that on the Instagram. You could find it just by
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: following us, listening here, clicking the show notes, checking your feed,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: all the things and everybody. You know. This is a
• 1:36:29
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• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: You should do that for every podcast you like, right, Kimberly.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, It's a nice thing to do.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: If you don't have anything nice to say.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Just give it to yourself to a look like Jasmine.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Jasmine would never talk, Jasmine would have her lips like
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: so and shut like Handmaid's Tale if she could only
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: say positive things.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they did that on Handsmaid's Tale, and
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: that's another reason I'll never watch it. So thanks, Okay,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: all right, I'll see you later. Bye. By the singing
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: And the