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Uly Morazan: Pedro Pascal, Libras with Big Dumpies, and Current Husbands · Culture Shock

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  [SPEAKER_00]: on this episode of Culture Shop.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Please welcome Julie Morris.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, oh my god, what an intro.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: A conversation nobody asked for.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to tap you in for this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, who's your best friend?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, we became best friends.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so currently, it was last time you guys had a conversation.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Please, enjoy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: How would you say you keep a current husband in line so he doesn't become a past husband?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If something's pissing you off, you got to tell them and you got to scream at them and you got to yell at that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Steel is much money from them as possible.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Lie, but things out there that aren't true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So all the books have fat dumpies?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: From what I see, from what I can see, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, I poop a lot on runs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what you're trying to get at?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: People get really upset about me and my men's list.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think Pedro Pascal's gonna notice anyone out there except me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not that loud.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And these men love me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So...
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to Culture Shock, the non-sensical podcast that keeps you guessing just as much as you're guessing what outfit I'm going to wear next.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to look like someone from Love Island, so today I wore this tropical paradise extravaganza.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Today I have someone on the podcast who is quite loud in the best ways possible.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's his description as he tries to hit the button.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He has a crush on many gentlemen online and he loves to run many miles.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Please welcome Yulie Morrison.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, oh my god, what an intro!
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I got it to give you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not that loud herself.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You were the one who said that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: These men love me, so it's not about me living them.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll get into that because I'm sure you have a big roster right now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And maybe the roster shrinks.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe we'll change a lot, change a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: People get eliminated from the roster.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, depending on how I feel the week, we'll see.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever that means.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There's not the girl here to sit here this whole time.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What we're talking about all the boys that you love.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know him very well as the co-host of your podcast, Current Besties.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Please welcome Jazz Trice.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You were shocked.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I was shocked already.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I made it into the podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Good for you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, the rules this podcast are very simple.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If Jazz wants to speak, he must hit his buzzer.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jazz, can you please hit your buzzer?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's obnoxious, isn't it?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: As long as you love something, that's great.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And if you don't want to answer his question, or my question, you have to hit this buzzer.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That was such a ding-t-e, little press.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a ding-t-e, little guy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, has anyone not answered your question?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Has anyone pressed the buzzer?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's for you to find out.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's for you to find out.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So, it's gonna be a delightful time.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you buckled?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you seated?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm ready.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank God, I've done my research.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You recently celebrated a birthday, is that correct?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I did, yes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What would you say as a fellow Libra is something that people get wrong about Libra's, constantly?
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't think anyone gets anything wrong about Li-Ruzz.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think, well, from what I know about Li-Ruzz, they're sexy, they're flirtatious, they're indecisive, they have good skin, they have fat dumpies, and they're good problem solvers, and so all that rings true for me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're a Libra, so all Libra's have fat dumpies?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: From what I see, from what I can see, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Not that I've met, not that I've met.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you verify someone who has a fat dumpie?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's ways to verify the fat dumpies.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, we all have ice, we all can see, you know, if you have it, you see it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what are other things about Libras?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's your decision, that's your prerogative.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like the indecisive thing is probably like the one negative thing, but I feel like I'm indecisive.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think Libra's famously are one of the best zodiac signs out there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you had a black phone case or a white phone case, which one would you pick?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'd pick the blue one because black and white, those are two boring colors for me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like to keep a color full and sparkly.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think I would pick blue.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, whatever that means, I notice you recently ran a marathon.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you run them quite often.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I ran three marathons in less than one year.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I also noticed your bowels had an international adventure just like your marathons.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What words of wisdom do you have for aspiring runners looking to follow in your footsteps or perhaps as some may say accurately to your bathroom stops?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Listen,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's all in the training when it comes to marathons.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You have to bowels.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like it's all in the training.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like you have to train when you're training for a marathon to also train your body if you need a stop to stop and then continue going, I'm also one person that likes to listen to my body.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So if my body's telling me, hey, boo, it's time to go, hey girl,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: it's time to go.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go and actually it makes you a faster runner because one time I ran a marathon and I tried to hold it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Even though I was like feeling a little, you know, I was feeling it coming on.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I tried to hold it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It actually made a running harder.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So I feel like I learned that you just need to stop and go and then continue.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Are we holding number one or number two?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Number two.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like when you're running your holding number one, it's not that hard.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like holding number two when running, like that's heavy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And you want to feel light when you're running.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So use the restroom.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I, when I ran the Berlin Marathon, I had to go twice, and I also was trying to get under five hours in the Berlin Marathon.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So that kind of slowed me down, but he still got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Four hours and 42 minutes, actually.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So you could have dumped for a little longer.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, or I could have been faster if I didn't go.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's something there, but I, have you done a marathon?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do I look like I run a marathon?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you could, don't know to that, continue.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like running for five hours, like I don't understand how people don't stop and take breaks.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, one girl tried to give me an emotium.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what it's called?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what that is.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, if a modium is slang for something else and continue.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: She should have given me an modium so that just to like stop you from going.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I said no, no, no.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I got to listen to the body.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I got to let the body speak.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Would that even kick in in time for a marathon?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I think, but also you have to.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: For all my runners out there, you know, you have to try to do the things before the run.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And she tried to give it to me like, race day.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, I can't take a pill on race day girl.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't tried it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how it's gonna affect my body.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, I put a lot on runs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what you're trying to get at?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't say it, you did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I poop a lot in general, I think I want to say it right jazz.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think I have a regular, I have a pretty regular flow flow.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like eat a lot of fiber.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm really good at using the restroom.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So when I go, I go.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't seem confident with that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm pretty confident in the amount of poop.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I go a lot sometimes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't disagree.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that bad?
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's your truth and stand on your door.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, have you seen the high rocks woman?
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you know, did you know about that?
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: My brother is high rocks.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I'm very aware.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did you think about that?
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He didn't comment anything.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't ask him.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I'd rather stop and find a porta-potty and use a restroom like a decent person than go and
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do what she did.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Desecration stations are needed.
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think Pedro Pascal is going to notice anyone out there except to me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he's made his decision with me, and I think he's done trying to notice other people.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if I were to say, I think you just got to put yourself out there and tag him as many times as possible, maybe one day, you'll notice you.
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And what about everyone else who tags him in your comments or tags him on socials?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Do they not matter?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Do they have no voice?
• 8:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I think they just keep keep tagging him, you know, and they do matter whether he responds or follow his back.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not up to me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's up to Petro, you know, so just keep trying.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I what happened to me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even try.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I literally just put out content and he started following me and he saw what he liked and he hit that follow button.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe stop trying didn't he own follow your own point.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: no got it.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have a question.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What was the last conversation you had with him?
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good question, Jazz.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I have not had any conversations with Pedro Pascal.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, you know what?
• 9:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: We talk a lot through the internet.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to think and I posted that he unfollowed me as an April Fool's joke.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: and he didn't, so then he said, I didn't unfollow you what's going on here.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that seems like a conversation.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's the way to get his attention.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, lie.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Lie, put things out there that aren't true, get him emotional so that he has to respond.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that was our first fight.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then the next day, I posted a very somewhat say, sultry and sexy video of me singing and happy birthday, because it's birthday's April 2nd.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Very Marilyn Monroe.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he said, thank you, Marilyn.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So then we made up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So, not make out, just made up.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just made up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: We haven't made up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Just just checking.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We haven't, we haven't made each other yet.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you know, you never know.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: You referred your husband as your current husband.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, and I recommend everyone does it out there.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So how would you say you keep a current husband in line so he doesn't become a past husband?
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: How to keep your current husband alive?
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, first off, you want to start by calling them current husband.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I would start even before that.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Current fiance, current boyfriend, let them know that they're always on their toes.
• 10:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you never want them to feel comfortable in the relationship ever.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I see this also because when you start calling them current boyfriend currently on say current husband, then they have a sense of like wanting to keep you, right?
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or is this current coming from where they call me current?
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what they end up doing is they end up buying you gifts.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: They end up taking you on trips.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They end up spending money on you.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's a good way to keep them around.
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, on another way to keep your current husband's around is communication.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've heard of it.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a local communication.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if something's pissing you off, you gotta tell them and you gotta scream at them and you gotta yell at them, right?
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay?
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And also, steal as much money from them as possible.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: When they're not looking, what do you have a joint bank account?
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a joint bank account?
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: What if you have a joint bank account?
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you have a joint bank account, still steal money from their side of the joint bank account, there's always ways to steal money.
• 11:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Always.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cheers.
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, yes, still money gives them to your best friend.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm so waiting on my check to come through, uh, but I support, I support stealing, um, um, money from husband.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because me, my current has been have a joint bank account, but we also have separate credit cards.
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we have the joint bank account, but then I could also always steal his credit card and spend his money on his credit card.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Does that make sense?
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: What else can you do to keep a current has been?
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sounds good enough to me.
• 12:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's it for now.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think talking about him on a podcast is good, too.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I can tell right now.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: So all his stuff out there, even though he doesn't want you talking about him anymore, and has asked you explicitly to stop bringing up his name on your podcast and our podcast.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ignore them and still bring it up.
• 12:44
  [UNKNOWN]: Put it.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, uh, someone went, row back in time.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I am.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you teach the viewers at home?
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: What exactly game math is?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And can you give some examples?
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Game math and its simplest terms is math that is gay.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the best example that I have of this is if you have four siblings in your family, one of them is gay.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: um statistically mathematically it happens every time not all four at least one of them is gay okay can you more but at least one of them is gay now if you have three siblings in your family one of them is gay okay happens every time all the three siblings out there if you if you say none of you are gay one of you is lying talk to your siblings start talking to your siblings now if you have twins
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they're them are gay.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, both of them are gay.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: We actually call that the Tegan and Sarah effect.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you're an only child, there's only one way this could go.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your dad's gay.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your dad's gay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's gay.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's right, you know your gay man.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, coming from another sister, Libra.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, the dad is gay.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but I actually got into a huge fight with Cynthia Rivo about this online.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: One of my first feud with the celebrity was over gay math.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, because we're doing a gay math wrong.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Gath.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was doing gay math wrong.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, well, so that's what she said.
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I posted the sibling thing and I said, all firstborns are straight.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, um, and then she commented on the video and she was like, actually, you Lee, that's not true.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not true, you Lee, because I'm a firstborn and I'm queer.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I was like, well, the math doesn't lie, Cynthia.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about?
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, when my brother said, your brother's straight.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's the first point.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got to take that up with Cynthia Rebaugh.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we had a back end fourth online beef.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then a couple of days later, I posted an apology video at Cynthia Rebaugh saying that the math time times is wrong and that this time it was wrong.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then she forgave me.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: We have been best friends ever since.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm sorry.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: People that are feuding with each other, then they go through something, and then become best friends, that's wicked.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then wicked was made years later, saying that.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jazz.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, I was about to buzz, yes.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have anything to say?
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to tap you in for this.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, who's your best friend?
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said we became best friends.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so currently, it was last time you guys had a conversation.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, she, I went.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: The last time me and Cynthia, thank you for bringing this up.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're well, first off.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for bringing that.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's so welcome.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, the last time we had a conversation was when I was at the wicked one beautiful night.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what a beautiful night.
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it was a special performance of the wicked songs.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I got invited and I got to go.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Cynthia Rivo was about to like announce the next song.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as she was setting up before like the hit action, I was sitting in the audience and she looks over at me.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she says, oh, what did you?
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: What were you about to do?
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing.
• 16:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: What were you about to do?
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: She said, I love you.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or something like, um, you're great.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're amazing.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: She did a heart.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she says something positive.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's the last time I talked to Cynthia Revelle.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, there was no one there that could corroborate the story because my friend, Julie, that I didn't see it.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was there.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not the truth Ellen.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: My friend, Julie, that I brought, wasn't looking at what they exchanged.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so I turned to her and I was like, were you looking at what just happened?
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, did you see?
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she said, no.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I have no proof that this happened.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just knowing in my mind and in my memories that happened.
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: But, as of course, you are my best friend today, in this moment.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you're my current bestie.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, great.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nice car, honey.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Next car.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: All good questions, though.
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of your claim to fames is, how do I say this correctly?
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: A draft fantasy football team.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that's right.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are your best recommendations to perfectly sculpt the beautiful army of men?
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, fantasy football has taken over my life, taken over my life.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I started playing last year, it's my first season, and my strategy last year was to pick hoties with bodies.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: the best, just the nicest looking guys out there.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Libros with fatties.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Libros with fatties, top of the charts, but also other zodiac signs that just exuded a sexual energy that I liked.
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, so I, that was my strategy.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I got second place last year.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wasn't purse.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't, it wasn't first, but it was second, which is pretty good for your first time.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever played fantasy football?
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think this was about me, so I continued.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I got second place, which is good.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that is my strategy.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pick the hoties with the bodies.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, if you're playing fantasy football, how does your audience?
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 18:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Play fantasy football?
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said sure.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, just in case you play fantasy football and you're out there, pick hoties with bodies.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, you can't have any loyalty.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's my strong suit as soon as you fail and you're not getting me points.
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm dropping you and how are you doing this year?
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what, not as good as last year, not as good as last year, but they're still room.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're only like we're only halfway there.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: It actually lasts like 17 weeks.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a long time to play fancy football.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so we're halfway there and I'm currently in eighth place of the recording of this podcast.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I can confirm you are a really good football expert.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know a lot of people want to doubt you.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can you remind me what a two point conversion is again?
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that is when you convert two points.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I thought so.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I want to make sure.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want the cards?
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha ha.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Was that your next question?
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, just she's good.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Last question questions.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's very good to ask you guys the energy that you're bringing in.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just as energy all the time.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You weren't asked to be the best man at your brother's wedding.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dare you bring this up?
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I was at.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to break the buzzer?
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: What advice do you have to any other gay man who have been rejected by their straight brother like myself?
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I would just say, make a video online, trashing them and making fun of their wedding and telling the entire internet how discussing people they are.
• 19:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause that's what I did, and it made me feel a lot better.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, I gotta say,
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't make me the best man in his wedding.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: He chose my other brother Jose, which is totally fine, you know, multiple siblings.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing?
• 20:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing?
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Having a wedding?
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, having a best man.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: But, and, and, and, I will say though that even though he didn't choose me the best man in his wedding, he had me working like,
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: a dog.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: On the wedding day, I felt like I was the best man already because he had me moving tables.
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: He had me like helping caterers.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I did all the work without getting any other credit.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you feel like Jessica Lang?
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean that?
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's all because of that reference.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you mean that?
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you mean, Jess?
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know that reference?
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: No Jessica Lang is.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: But in reference to what?
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's you got to figure that out.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, if you know out there, let me know, but yeah, it's sucked, but what's nice though, is that now I have this arc with him, that like everything can be like, well, you didn't make me the best man at your wedding.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: So why do I have to pick you up from the airport for fighting.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, you and jazz here, start a little podcast.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, is that correct?
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, called current besties.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Does this mean you will no longer be besties at some point?
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there anything you also want to address to jazz since he is here?
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's got comfortable.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like with everything in my life, I take it one day at a time, right?
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Everything is current, current, husband, current, bestie.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so right now, Jazz and I are in a really good place.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think so.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: My washing a break up happens.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jasmine, we're in a really great place.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I really enjoyed making the podcast with him.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's been my best friend for about 19 years now.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, don't hate us out.
• 22:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, about 19 years.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: About 19 years now.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I will say it would take a lot to bring us down as besties, but never say never.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know,
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: never say never leave Justin Bieber at least and what is that or continue I don't know how do you feel just well I feel like I do we have been friends for a long time and I think that's kind of what makes
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: us in the podcast work is that we can say anything to each other we bring up all the past drama we've had and like I don't think anything's really gonna it's gonna take a lot to sort of end this friendship like yeah the time I made out with a guy you had a crush on or the time I ruined a private person get through that yeah that's long time ago that's wild so you won't pick him up from the airport because of that
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you, would you say friends with someone?
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's just roll for you.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to push it with us.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you have a crush on someone and you've been telling your best friend that you have a crush on this person and then you go to a party and you invite your best friend to come with you to the party and then you end up walking into the kitchen and seeing your best friend and this guy that you've made clear that you have a crush on making out.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Would you say friends with him?
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was doing the research to see if he was a good kisser.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: They let you know, exactly.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's why we're correct, besties.
• 23:23
  [UNKNOWN]: Right.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever wanted to make out with Ernesto?
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, thank you.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, well, that's not here.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: And if I did, I'd just, you know, I wouldn't tell you about it.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a real friendship.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's real friendship right there.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not the real friendship.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And don't tell me ever.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are shy of having one million followers on social platforms like Instagram and TikTok.
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm, that's correct, yes, right, right.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, that is correct.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: The research is correct.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: What does it feel like to be so close, but so far away from something really major?
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's very exciting because I never thought that I would make it to a million followers on any platform.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Famously on my birthday a couple of years ago, I had a friend there and he was like, you're gonna hit a million.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I can't wait and Ernesto was like, he's not gonna make a million followers.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding me?
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so exciting to one prouver and us are wrong, but also to get to like finally be so close to it on two different platforms feels amazing, but it also feels kind of like edging like you won't hit it.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm going to hit it.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just repeating why would I where your current husband said why wouldn't I hit it.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think I'm going to hit it you don't think I'm going to hit it.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just repeating what your current husband says.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you think I'm gonna hit it?
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hit it.
• 24:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hit it from the back.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hit it from the front.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think from what I've deduced.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, maybe it might be a slow uphill climb, but climbing, and I'm getting that.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's your social climber.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know what, that's not for me to decide, but some people might say that.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some people might say that, but I was like, it does feel kind of like, let's get it over with.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, why are we like, there's an edging part to it.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, every single increase, I'm like, okay, we're almost there, we're almost there.
• 25:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Such a first world problem to have.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know it's tough.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's tough, it's hard for a girl out here.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's tough, but I feel like when I do do it, I have to do something major.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, if you like, when you hit a million followers, like you should do something like super exciting.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, are you planning something for me?
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, do you think you're going to plan something for me?
• 25:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, of course.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, do something major.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Get a divorce for just for the plot, right, yeah?
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you'll get a lot more followers after you do that.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to wait for the bonus to come in and he has like one more like, I think it's a significant, like, company increase, like the next level up.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think I have to wait for that, but hopefully it comes.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll time it.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You once left a public comment that you claimed was meant to be a private message to Jonathan Bailey, saying you would quote, leave your husband for him.
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that correct?
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is correct.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is correct.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is correct, sir.
• 26:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: In the replies, many people pointed out you seem to be claiming an awful lot of attractive men for yourself and no one else, including but not limited to, let me list these out.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Theo James, Ricky Martin, Tom Holland, the brand new day edition.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So on and so forth, Conor Story, Pedro and more.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you have to say for anyone watching this?
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who want these men?
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you can't have them.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've claimed them, but also like, I don't know what people get really upset about me and my men's list and all the men that I claim, but to be fair, I'm leaving a lot of men out there.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, everybody else, exactly, a lot of men out there for everyone else to claim and love and have beautiful relationships with.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: These are the men that I have claimed for myself.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, when you're thinking about the population of men, it's not that many men.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like 25, then you 25 to 30 men.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's at least 18 on this.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, see, even less.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I think people are overexaggerating when they say that I'm being greedy and I'm being selfish.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just wanna say, you're just being a Libra.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just being a Libra.
• 27:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm creating a list.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm checking it off.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you guys can have plenty of other men that are out there for yourselves, like your husbands and your boyfriends.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: These are the men that I want and that I claim.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jazz?
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: What if I want Tom Holland though?
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not fair.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which Tom Holland?
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: The brand new day Tom Holland because it's very important.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, answer my question.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't have him because he's on my list.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's how that works.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, and I will also really quickly like to put out there that the list can change at any time without further without prior warning your current husband was at the bottom.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not an order.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he's just the only one that's checked off on the list.
• 28:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's correct.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And people think he's at the bottom, but when you're on the phone app, once you get someone and you check it off, it immediately goes to the bottom.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's the only one that I've got in so far.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a Pokemon.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, got it.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like once I get another one, I'll check it.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'll also go to the bottom.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he's the only one that I've got in so far.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: So as we continue to check them off, we'll see what happens.
• 28:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: No further questions on that.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: You also mentioned that the new Spider-Man was objectifying Tom Holland and rightfully should have done so.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you name other men that need to have a movie to be solely objectified in?
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, everybody on that list.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Theo James needs to be more objectified.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: What kind of movie would suit him to be objectified in?
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think a movie with me and him and we're playing brothers and we're on a resort vacation brothers that make out.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's happened before, okay?
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's happened before on the mend.com video.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the work playing maybe stepbrothers.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Listen to all those stepbrothers.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're on a luxurious vacation and all of a sudden, things unfold.
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, you're my stepbrothers.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, what's happening?
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Theo James, who else was on my list?
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maluma, he needs to be more objectified.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: In general, men need to be more objectified.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think when there is male nudity in a movie, in any movie, it increases
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: My score of the movie, a hundred percent.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you want to be like Jennifer Lopez.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love you Poppy, but like the movie edition.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She objectified the men in that music video.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand references.
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I didn't understand anything.
• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've already explained it.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, a hundred percent.
• 29:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, more men need to be more objectified.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like if I'm watching a movie and I'm seeing a naked woman, I want to see twice as many men naked in that same movie.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or no woman naked, actually.
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't leave it to the men.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, more of justification of more men in general.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm really excited for Pedro's new movie.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't know, Che.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know when it comes out.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he suppose to play a gay lover with what's that guy's name?
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jessica Alba's.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jessica Alba's.
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Danny Ramirez.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hit the buzzer.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, sir.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: What is Danny Ramirez?
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm excited for that because that feels like it's going to be a lot of electrification at least on my part.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's time for a fun segment here on this podcast.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, you may be sitting here sometimes and thinking, Andy, that's a really dumb question.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, we have a whole segment for all of these type of questions.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, fine.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do it.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jasper, are you ready?
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I'm ready.
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: People once claimed that your body looked like Mr. Peanut when you bought a shirt that didn't fit right.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ah, that's why I wrote that drink.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there anything you want to say to Mr. Peanut since you felt so offended by the comparison?
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: to your camera, whichever name of camera.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Peanut, this is not a personal tag on your body type or your image.
• 31:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody is beautiful and it's amazing.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, not sure that I want to claim the body type of a Mr. Pina, but however it is bestowed upon me and planter has sent me a lot of peer packages with a lot of nuts in them and I think that's great.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's say it together.
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: All peanuts are beautiful.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: All nuts are beautiful.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't say that.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: All nuts are beautiful.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You said I could say anything on this podcast.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: All nuts are beautiful and all their forms.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unless you have an allergy, which I'm sorry about if you have a peanut allergy that sucks.
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You once left a comment saying that people get excited when the sun blacks out, but people aren't excited to see you black out.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: What would you say to people who are excited
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for watching.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, thank you so much.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think I'm a pretty fun guy.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think when I blacked out in the past, I'm also pretty fun.
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I've had some friends in the past tell me I go into Yulee's world.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jazz?
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, so you lose world is where you go and it's a thing where you just, um, it's like, it's like your, your mind leaves your body a little bit, you're still there.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Allison, what do I am?
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: 100%.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you just want to, um, just run away from wherever you're with.
• 32:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I had a tendency to once I got to your certain point, I would like Irish goodbye and people didn't like that.
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: So people have a problem when I blacked out, but when the sun blacks out outside, everyone's like, ooh, let's watch.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: But now people like to watch me.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: So thanks for watching.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: To show for everybody.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have quite often mentioned that attractive men are trying to ruin your marriage.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you name anything at all that is trying to actively not ruin your marriage?
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: My husband's bonus.
• 33:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: My current husband's bonus?
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not what I thought you're going to say.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: my current husband's bonus definitely helps in our marriage.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: That chunk of money that comes into our joint bank account is very well received and keeps our relationship going.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will say he recently also went
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: that is helping our marriage a lot.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because now I feel like I'm with someone else.
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you know how they say like, you got to spice it up in the relationship, you got to change it up, you got to do something, you know what I want?
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now it feels like I'm waking up in the mornings, waking up to somebody.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, who is this?
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: How fun?
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know?
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Other things that help our marriage, I think actually,
• 34:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: My love for other men has helped our marriage, you know, because it makes our nest so feel like, can you just step it up?
• 34:17
  [UNKNOWN]: Exactly.
• 34:17
  [UNKNOWN]: Got it.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I rest my case.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's many things, but money, most importantly money.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're together for the money.
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's nice.
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's time for an exciting segment here on this podcast.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Questions from the peanut gallery?
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sadly, I get to take a break.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And thank God, yes, you have three minutes of uninterrupted time to ask whatever this one needs to be asked.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hi, Jess.
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hi.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hi.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was going over there.
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to go back to the Cynthia River thing from earlier.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm starting it over the bestie thing.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, I, I almost lost conversation that we had with her also because you said that you kind of like she had like the little heart thing for you and like a whole paragraph was given to you but like since then, what's the correspondence like been like?
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great question.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I also, I recently went to see Cynthia River as Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I shared saying a photo of her on stage being like pop off Diba and then she reshared it to her story.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's that's impactful like do you know how many people are tagging her and she chose my story to be like this is the one to share my story.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Another thing, I've been at church.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was at your house this weekend.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for letting me stay over it.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, you're welcome.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you're welcome.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, Jazz usually stays with me when he's in LA.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I give him a bed.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feed him.
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I give him coffee.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're like a shelter.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're like a shelter.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can't, can't, can't bed mills too.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's nice.
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I made him breakfast this morning and made him a coffee.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I said, here you go.
• 35:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Be, be, good morning.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, what's your question?
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why don't you have the creamer that I like?
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought I was going to get the one I want whenever I come over there, but it was different this time.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well talk that you're now you're going into my segment.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to talk about that in a little a little later.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to tell we're going to have disclosed on that, but we'll talk about that very, very soon.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 36:00
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, another question.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: How I'm, uh, um, what do you think about our podcast?
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: How's it going?
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you like doing it?
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: We haven't talked about if we actually enjoyed this.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: We just like work.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I love the watch this show.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: My show is on.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think our podcast is going great.
• 36:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's been really fun to do a creative slash business outlet with someone that I'm so close to.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like in a lot of these things, you
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: could have like a volatile experience like working with someone that you're so close to or like living with someone that you're so close to, like you think in theory it could be really fun and like it would work out because you're best friends and you get along and sometimes it like ruins your friendship and ruins your relationship and I feel like that is not the case yet.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, not yet.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, not yet, you know, give it time.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, give it time.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: We never know.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're in our first year.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're in our freshman year of the pod.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: We never know what's going to happen.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: How's it been for you?
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've been having a great time.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Same thing.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's good having someone that you're so close to.
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can say anything.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then there's like a nice short hand, which is really good.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it doesn't feel, it doesn't really feel like work, which is probably the best part about it.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: And what do you think is the best thing that I bring to the podcast?
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, fishing.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the best thing that Jazz brings to the podcast is the fact that you do all the work.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's be real.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty fantastic.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just show up to set and I just talk and then Jazz has to all week long, create the clips, edit the episodes, make sure they go on all the platforms and what was the question?
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: What, what am I good at?
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: That.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just want more compliments.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, for me, like going forward or something?
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't give enough compliments.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, because they're security in the friendships, so, but, you know, sometimes, like, the reinforcement.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, like, like, good job.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, that was a good, great clip.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you never really, yeah, bring them in.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you never really know what someone's thinking.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, okay, I can work on the compliments.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jazz, are you satisfied to do time?
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes, I'm satisfied.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I really appreciate the opportunity to grill him and, you know, and we're questions.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: It will continue off camera.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I have a little buzzer if I think of something I'll maybe try my best.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you regret making out with that guy that I had a crush on?
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, well, I do regret it because it's not fair to you that I did that.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Me now, I wouldn't have done it, but when I was like, 20, my early 20s and like drinking a lot, you know the lines of blood, you weren't your lose rod, I was a jazz player when I was happening.
• 38:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: But also, the only reason I did it was because literally the next day he was moving like across the country and you were never going to see him again.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, if it's going to happen for one of us, it should.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a win for you too, right?
• 38:47
  [UNKNOWN]: Oh yeah.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, he wasn't a good kisser, so you didn't miss anything.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I was right.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: He seems like a really good kisser.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: You were just saying that.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's just saying that.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's just saying that.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that is a good best friend.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good job.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're welcome.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Our last segment here is a doozy.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, it's a sad one because we have to close out this podcast.
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: But sometimes you gotta get something off your chest.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to scream it to the void.
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to scream it in a microphone.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, boys, is there anything you have to go off your chest?
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Starting with me, yes, actually, and Jazz alluded to this earlier, can you hear me?
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: When someone comes over to your house, oh God, and they say, and there's something that's there that they expect to be there and it's not there and they're upset that it's not there, that's not okay.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: For example, I'll give you examples.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if someone comes over to your house and they're like, oh my God, can I get some creamer from my coffee?
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't drink creamer.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't use creamer.
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've never used creamer.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why would a creamer be in my house?
• 39:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I say, oh, I'm sorry.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have creamer.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have some almond milk, which is what I usually put in my coffee.
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then they say, why don't you have creamer?
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, well, if you want creamer, bring your own creamer to my house and use a creamer.
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now also, I will say, like, last night.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Someone was like, what do we order?
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: five guys.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah we order burgers.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: We ordered burgers and and someone was like oh my god do you have any ranch?
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love to have ranch with my burger and I'm like oh sorry I don't eat ranch.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that's not a condiment that I use all the time and this person was like that's a condiment that everyone should have in their house.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I disagree, and I think if you want specific condiments at other people's houses, you need to bring them or be more gracious when they're not there.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: So no creamer, no condiment of choice.
• 40:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jazz as rebuttal is because I'm assuming this is about jazz.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't specify anybody's name.
• 40:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let me tell you something.
• 40:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when you, I just feel like certain people in certain households, every household should have staples in their phrase, not staples, but things you have to have.
• 41:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like ranch, dipping sauce, ketchup, mustard, creamer, these are things I think people need to like, just go about their day-to-day life.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then if there's all this money coming in from like the bonuses and stuff, I think just like basic refrigerator items should be there.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then I think a good sign of true friendship is like knowing what my friend just wants.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, predicting their needs before it happens and so I just like would hope that if I'm staring at an Airbnb It's fully stopped for the things that I would me famously Airbnb.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's don't have ranch and they don't have creamers already Stockton and they don't have attitude either That's right and Yes Jazz or anything you want to get off your chest
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there was that.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that was part of the rebuttal that I definitely feel like if I show up to someone like a hotel in here being be there should be the amenities that I hopefully have paid for.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: You'll get your checks soon.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess something unrelated, I want to get off my chest, is I, how do we feel about like gay Halloween costumes?
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: because as someone, like we went to theater school so we take performing very seriously to show for us and I appreciate a shirtless man walking around on Halloween, but I just feel like taking your shirt off and putting on like a Batman mask does not a Batman make.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, where is, where is, like, like, where intelligent individuals are creative individuals?
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it could do more than just, like, rely on our body for things.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I just, I, I, I, I want gay men moving forward to, you know, a little more thought into some Halloween costumes.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I got when I got my dress.
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't disagree.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't disagree?
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm just kidding.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wholeheartedly disagree with my full chest.
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think if you have the body, baby, show me that body.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you want to be Pikachu and you just have the little, and that's all you have on, perfect.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your Pikachu.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you want to be a little potter puff girl, and all you have is a pink little bowside, then you're a potter puff girl.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think less close is the better.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Game in, continue doing what you're doing.
• 43:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't let anyone like jazz or Andy stop you.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is what you need to do.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you have the body and you've worked for that body?
• 43:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show me that body.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do I think you got fighters?
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: The only thing to go off my chest, and I had to clarify, it is hollow weekend, and we need to have a rule as gay men, straight women, anybody who wants to dress up.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: When it's hollow weekend and you have Friday and Saturday night, Friday night, we got to be slutty, Saturday night, we got to be doing whatever.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, we need that as a rule because I can't show up as Pikachu on Friday night and Mr. Batman is shirtless and unclosed and unclogged and like pores are nowhere.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need you to just get with the program if we're going to be slutty.
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to be slutty on Friday, right?
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then say it's together.
• 43:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't be slutty on
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Saturday now be slutty every single time you go out.
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm sorry.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did we not watch me girls?
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Halloween is a one-time a year that a gay man can trust like a total slut and no other gay man can say anything about it.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: But then what are they doing the rest of the year?
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dressing up that way.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can I just be like not slutty on Saturday?
• 44:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think people can do I think let me clarify.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to be slutty.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to dress sexy.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to show your body.
• 44:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying, if you want to, you should, and people should applaud you.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Slutty is a state of mind.
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 44:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that is usually on this podcast.
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Give it up, everybody.
• 44:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I did a great job.
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, if you want to catch current besties, you should definitely do so because these two have it made for them.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they have made their bed, and they have to sit in it.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to have a long car ride home.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, we got to talk a lot about things.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's talk about it.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see you all real soon.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bye.