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NFL Draft Recap, Mel Kiper is Insane, Gorilla Warfare · Three For The Money

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I'm up overall, but you know. You just gotta
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Yeah. 23 units. Yeah. Pretty damn good. I will
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be taking the Knicks. I will be taking the Knicks
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tomorrow. Just at a pure solidarity. I don't
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know. I responsibly had three units on Warriors
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Moneyline in their last. I think it was the last
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game respond Friday. Was that their last game?
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It's, it's Wednesday. Yeah. That wasn't the last
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Friday. I had three or four years on it and that
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it, they were down by like 20 early on and I
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from. the greatest tool on the planet for sports
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betters. Touching on the draft. I mean, I guess
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I'll just go out on a limb and say, we were right.
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Yeah, we were right. As first reported here on
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this show, Cam Ward is officially a Titan. But
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in other news, ever since we have drafted him
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by My TikTok and Instagram feed has just been
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loaded with like the couple of workouts he did
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with Shadoor, just talking mad shit to him. It's
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awesome. And like Shadoor's like, hey, how about
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you come on a track with me? And he's like, no,
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I want to play football. I want to be known as
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a football player. Yeah. He's like, you don't
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have any hobbies. He's like football. Football.
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I love it. Still between number one draft pick
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and fifth rounder right there. No. I hate to
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beat a dead horse because it feels like. Everyone
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is just. Beaten this this this to death, but
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I mean the fact that Shador Sanders went to the
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fifth round. I mean low key. That's a draft steal.
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I mean, he's not fifth round bad. I don't think.
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I mean, he's definitely not. He's not bad by
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like he's fine. The I don't know what the Browns
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are doing. Because their quarterback room is,
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I guess, technically Deshaun Watson, Joe Flacco,
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Kenny Pickett, Dylan Gabriel and Shador Sanders.
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The QB Battle Royale. Who do you act like? Who
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are those five? Do you want to start Flacco?
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I guess I think Kenny Pickett's like the favorite
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to start. Is he the season? Yeah, I mean Super
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Bowl champ. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's hard.
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Like given the other options, it's hard to be
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like. That's a really a fantastic move or a terrible
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move. Honestly, it's just like, yeah, sure, let's
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just see what happens. How? Are they all you
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think all four or I guess all five are going
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to start a game this season? I mean, knowing
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the Browns, probably. I mean, there's that one
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guy that has the Jersey with all of the quarterback
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names in the past 20 years. And I mean, it's
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almost full. Yeah, I was going to ask, like,
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do you think we get five new names or I guess
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maybe three new names added to it? That would
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be three. I mean, you know, if you need a quarterback,
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get a bunch of them. One of them is probably
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going to work out. You know the old saying, if
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you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterbacks.
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Well, if you have five quarterbacks, surely you
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got to have at least one in there. So got one.
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You got at least one. Did you? I'm sure you all
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saw like the. The control room for the Browns
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after they did it, right? They were front office
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didn't look happy. They were over the moon. Yeah.
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I've never seen a more enthusiastic front office
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after drafting a potential first rounder in the
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fifth. They were just sitting there just clapping
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like, hey, good job. We did it guys. Owner didn't
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make us take this guy at all. What about the
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best football player on the team? Get five of
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them. It's it's definitely like a It's definitely
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like a front office move, I think. I think the
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ownership was like, hey. I'm sorry. That's what
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I meant. Yeah. Like ownership. Yeah. Yeah. Like
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it was like, hey, we need to sell some fucking
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jerseys. So. People already bought their Flacco
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jerseys. I know. Give them a refund. I don't
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know. That's messed up. But. whatever but whatever
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um do that that kid who prank called him though
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gotten a heap of trouble oh yeah it was the dc's
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kid the falcons yeah falcons dc's kid find a
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hundred thousand dollars yeah was the coach find
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or was the team fine the coach was fined and
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the team was fined the team was fined like 250k
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and then The DC was find a hundred K Dude that
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kid's so grounded dude that kid is not going
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to college That's I mean, I don't feel bad for
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him he gets me but that's that's funny Were y
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'all like as Just it seemed just personally offended
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by that as everyone else on Twitter was Oh, yeah,
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I thought it was just a total disgrace to the
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whole I can't even keep it straight It happens
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every year it's not this isn't a new thing like
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Kids get their Get their hands on numbers all
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the time not a new thing Sorry Yeah, I just you
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know, I can't help but you know put myself in
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that position and then get prank called like,
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you know I'm expecting going to go in the first
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round and I don't even go the first three and
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then I'm just like waiting and I get a random
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phone call and it's you know it's obviously not
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what I wanted to hear it was what I wanted to
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hear and until I found out it wasn't like dude
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come on just fuck off like I don't know yeah
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I mean Yeah, I mean, yeah, I feel bad for should
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or and that yeah, that was a shitty move. But
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just the people on here is like, the Falcon should
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be stripped of draft picks, this coach should
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be fired. Like, it's like he didn't. Oh, if he
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would if the what the story sounds like is the
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coach had like his like iPad or whatever some
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team issued device. And that had like all these
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like prospects like phone numbers on there. And
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maybe he just like went to take a shit and he
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left it sitting on the dining table or dining
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room table. And the kid walked by and saw that's
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what the report made it sound like. And people
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were like, oh, he needs to lose his. He should
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never work in football again. The team should
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lose like first or second round draft picks because
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I'm like, why? This is not a threat to national
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security. What the hell are we talking about?
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Yeah, it. It's kind of a hard video to watch,
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honestly. Oh, I couldn't. I couldn't do it. It
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was just, yeah, it was cringey. I think I've
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made about five seconds. That's like, all right,
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I'm good. I don't need to figure out what happens.
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Yeah. Did you see Abdul Carter also got prank
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calls? Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, like it
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had it already happened. Yeah. And nobody nobody's
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talking about that. And he was actually a good
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football player. Yeah, he got prank called the
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second overall pick. Yeah, he was like, hey,
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we're with the Jacksonville Jaguars. We just
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traded up to get you. That's more that's more
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messed up than what happened at Chador. Whoever
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like did that and he was ready. Yeah, it was
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like the trade and then like five minutes and
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then the pick. So I was like, as soon as that
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trade happened, he was dialing as wild. Impeccable
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timing. Yeah, by that guy perfect timing Yeah,
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nobody's really talking about that one. Why not?
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Not gonna there's no manhunt out for that kid.
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Seriously. Yeah, we're gonna have like a witch
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hunt on how he got hit the phone. Yeah No, probably
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not. No, cuz it's not Shador Sanders. So who
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cares? So it is Cooper de Jean got prank called.
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Yeah last year. Yeah This happened like, OK,
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this happens all the time. They need to get rid
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of like they need to stop doing the phone call
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before it needs to. They need to know they need
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to find out right. No, they find out on TV right
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when we're finding out. Yeah, that would be actually
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awesome, I think it makes better reaction. Yeah,
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and that would make like the third and so on
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rounds actually kind of like watchable. Yeah.
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I don't know, I just think. Yep, kids like children
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are getting prank called. Why don't we just?
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Just have it be a live television. That'd be
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entertaining as hell And kids don't get pranked
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and nobody's feeling scared I Just sent him an
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email some of facts Harry your pigeon But but
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yeah moving on from prank calls One thing that
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I saw nobody sort of complain about was only
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me, was the fact that the Jacksonville Jaguars
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found a new way to be a thorn in my side. We
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immediately draft Cam Ward, then the Jags trade
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up, like immediately. And like, we didn't even
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see, like even like the pre -show, we didn't
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even see any sort of Cam Ward highlight. I looked
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it up before the draft, but everyone was just
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shitting their dicks over Shador Sanders and
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Travis Hunter. Travis Hunter, I mean, rightfully
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so. He's probably the most talented person in
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the draft, but dude, this first overall pick.
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Oh, yeah. I've seen it all over Twitter and stuff,
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and it's right. This is the least hyped up number
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one overall pick probably of all time. You can
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argue it's like, well, we've kind of known for
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like a month or so. And like, it's not exactly
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a loaded draft. So once he goes, it's like, okay,
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yeah, we knew that let's get on to like the more
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like parody, I guess you could say like we like
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the things we are actually going to be entertained
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by. And but also you can say it's the Titans
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and nobody gives a shit about them. So get there.
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They just they got their pick. All right, get
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the Titans off my TV now. I I love it. I love
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that they keep them quiet. Oh, I keep them low
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key. Yeah, they don't know what's coming. You
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know what I mean? Like, keep them off the radar.
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I secretly love it. It is kind of genius. Thank
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you, Jacksonville. I'll send you a fruit basket
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for that one. Yeah, I mean, there's not like
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videos of like our GM led just. Sucking is like,
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I mean, did you see the video? I think it was.
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Field Yates tweeted, I saw today, it was the
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GM talking about Travis Hunter. And I mean, I
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know he's a very talented young man, very good
16:30
football player, but God, they're talking like
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he's going to be this. They're already crowning
16:33
him the savior of the franchise. They're crowning
16:36
him the savior of football. Let's pump the brakes
16:39
like a little. It's going to be a really hot
16:44
take in like 15 years. I mean, we're acting like
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he played his first game and he got like a pick
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six, uh, like receiving touchdown and a return
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to kick for a touchdown. Like we're acting like
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he was like already played and had like the best
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game of magical. He hasn't done anything. Yeah.
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It's just, it's wild. He will. I'm sure he'll
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be good, but just to go ahead and be like, yes,
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Travis Hunter, you are the savior of Jacksonville.
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You are going like you're the greatest football
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player of all time already. Good luck living
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up those expectations, kid. Yeah, that that speech
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he gave, although it was a bit much, was was
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a fantastic speech. I mean, it was I kind of
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got me a little hype. I mean, if I was a Jags
17:38
fan, I'd love it. Yeah, I'd be like, this guy
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is the Messiah. But also at the same time, objectively,
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like, bro chill like uh that was just begging
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for old takes exposed just yeah um but you know
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you know what they say about real g's chris move
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in silence like lasagna that's right just like
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cam one i thought about little wayne shot out
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um and um I keep seeing this this this third
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rounder. We drafted Elick. I am more know whatever
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his last name is from Stanford, Canadian dude,
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a dog. Yeah. First off, dog scored three touchdowns
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against Colorado to win the game. And one of
18:34
them was over Travis Hunter's head. Most of them.
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Most of it, too. I saw that I was like, shit.
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I did a brief. I did a brief stint at Stanford
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in college football 25, and that kid is the truth.
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That kid is anything like a video game. That's
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going to be like the steel of the century. He's
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really good. He's like at Stanford. He was really
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good. So the tree. I love him. Yeah. And then
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I like the shit. I forgot his name. The undrafted
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free agent we got played with Ken Ward at Miami.
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That guy's a stud. I love this. Outside of Ward,
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obviously, we didn't get too many big names,
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but I'm seeing this offense now. It's not going
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to be great, but it's not going to be insane,
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but it could be pretty damn good if everything
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works out. The Texas tight end we got looks pretty
19:37
good too, honestly. Yeah. I don't really know
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much. I've seen him play. He was good, but I
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don't really know. His name's Gunner. Yeah, that's
19:45
pretty cool. Matthew McConaughey loves him, so
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it's good with me. Hey, we can get McConaughey
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on our side. Not too shabby. Get McConaughey
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as the 12th Titan or whatever that do the thing
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at the beginning of the game. That'd be awesome.
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That'd be pretty sick. To steal another thing
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from Texas would be awesome. That'd be pretty
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nice. I know he's an Austin guy. He's not a Houston
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guy, but that'd be awesome. That kid, the guy
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we got in the second round, the outside linebacker
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from UCLA, apparently he's a dog as well. He
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was playing inside and then like moved to outside
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like halfway through UCLA season. Last year.
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And I don't know, I don't have his stacks or
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I don't have a stats, but. He balled out. Yeah.
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Yeah. Apparently kids going to be dog. Apparently,
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like people were saying he had like one of the
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most impressive senior ball performances of any
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defensive player. Oh, yeah. Love it. Yeah. Oh,
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yeah. Let's see. What else? What other draft
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things? We got to talk about Shamir Dyke. Oh,
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yeah, that guy all of the Hall of Fame name Jim
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Yeah Yeah, I mean he's pretty good too. I mean
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like You know, it's it's weird with like draft
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grades because like nobody fucking knows yeah,
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but it's just like Like you literally look at
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one guy's draft grades One team gets an A and
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then that same team and on another guy's board
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gets an F like nobody knows. I mean, it's all
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just like the people who give out draft grades.
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It's did you do what I wanted you to do? That's
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all it is. I saw someone give the Titans an F.
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And I was like, you're fucking stupid and F really.
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It's like I get like I get the criticisms you
22:06
can make. It's like with whatever. Ola Femi,
22:10
is that his first UCLA guy? I don't know his
22:12
last name at all. Ola Femi. You can say like,
22:16
well, he's only played half a season or whatever
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at edge. The third round pick, what's his name?
22:22
Something. Yeah, Kevin Winston. It's like, well,
22:25
he was hurt. It's like, OK, yeah, you can say
22:26
those things. But also, Ken Ward's a dog. And
22:30
we need bodies on defense. Yeah. And these guys
22:34
are... bad they're just one is coming off an
22:37
injury and one is unproven so we're acting like
22:39
these guys just suck but i mean if anybody else
22:44
drafted these guys they'd probably be getting
22:47
flying colors passing grades but it's the titan
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so f um i do i don't know if you guys saw the
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uh saw the video of of mel kiper crashing out
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but it was quite hilarious yeah We need to have
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a conversation just as a country. We need to
23:10
like have a petition or something. Mel Kuyper
23:12
doesn't need to be doing this anymore. That was
23:15
just like. I mean, on top of he's just not very
23:20
good at this. Like if you look at his track record
23:22
of just I'm sure like overall he's decent, but
23:26
the guys that he says like this guy is a generational
23:28
talent like when the guys he like really goes
23:31
to bat for they all suck. He I mean that was
23:35
just take All like just him being wrong out of
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it was one of the most unprofessional things
23:41
I think I've seen on ESPN in a long time and
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that's saying something Yeah, he um it's This
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is gonna be a complete opposite take of you Chris,
23:52
but I kind of like these dudes That come out
23:57
for one thing like Clark Kellogg only comes out
24:01
for the tournament I like Barry Melrose. I don't
24:06
like Barry Melrose as a person, but he does fit
24:09
in this category as The guy that comes out for
24:13
the frozen four He doesn't do it anymore. I think
24:16
he's I think he might have passed away Barry
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Melra I am 50 % sure I Am not totally sure anyway
24:27
moving on but like Mel Kuyper like this being
24:29
his It's a lot of mows alive. Yes. Okay. Well
24:33
Just wanted to get that out there. Okay but like
24:38
Mel Kuiper like this is the only thing that he
24:41
cares about and I think that's you know Kind
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of lame, but also kind of cool. Like he's not
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on social media. He's not on Twitter He doesn't
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listen to anyone. He just he flies by the seat
24:54
of his pants and like I don't know I kind of
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like these dudes that this is their one thing
25:00
and this is what they got and like, you know,
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part of it is like a sort of like an entertainment
25:05
type thing, like. Yeah, I was around because
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like we can all shit on him because he's normally
25:10
wrong, but you know, he's he's had a couple of
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hits. I can't name them off the top of my head,
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but you know, I mean, that's just that's my take.
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I get what you're saying. I'm not saying like
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he needs to be fired because he only does one
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thing and he's not very good at it like. That's
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just like, I don't care if you're wrong, even
25:28
if you like you go to bat for these guys and
25:31
you're wildly inaccurate, whatever, that's fine.
25:33
I'm wrong about shit all the time. But just to
25:36
bitch and moan every time another quarterback
25:40
quarterback got taken, it was like, did he save
25:42
you from a burning building? Why are you taking
25:45
every quarterback like Any time a quarterback
25:48
other than really came war, they got drafted
25:50
above him. He took as a personal offense. And
25:53
just to say the NFL has no idea what they're
25:56
doing. I am smarter than them. I always have
26:00
been this essentially like, what do we do? Like
26:04
that was just a wild performance and it was entertaining.
26:09
So I guess you got to give them that. But it
26:11
was just a shocking display of just just a temper
26:16
tantrum from a 80 year old man or however old
26:19
he is on national television. I generally do
26:23
think it's hilarious that he doesn't have social
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media. He has no other outside influences and
26:30
everyone just shits on him. It's kind of hilarious.
26:33
I respect the social media thing. I think that
26:35
is pretty funny and it's kind of like with skip
26:38
who has Twitter but doesn't follow anyone. So
26:42
it's just him. It's he just jumping into the
26:45
wind. Yeah, he just uses Twitter as Microsoft
26:47
Word essentially And like all of it all his skips
26:54
takes Are like like everyone just shits on him,
26:57
but he doesn't see him. I Mean, yeah and skip
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I mean skip was doing this as he was having an
27:03
all -time meltdown on Twitter. It was very funny
27:06
But he's I I don't care about that. He's wrong
27:10
about everything. So that was just like a that
27:12
was just skip being skip yeah like he he cries
27:16
about everything and he's usually wrong so like
27:19
i can't really i couldn't get mad at that yeah
27:23
um melkyper food weirdo i don't know if you guys
27:28
knew about this oh what did he he said he takes
27:31
the cheese off his pizza before he eats it or
27:33
something like that and dips it in mashed potatoes
27:37
oh i didn't straight that straight to prison
27:41
Straight. Yeah, I I we can't have someone like
27:45
that running around. We just we just can't have
27:47
someone on the streets loose like that. That's
27:51
not OK. One of us. Yes. What are you? Are you
27:54
from fucking Pluto? What are you doing? And good
27:59
God, I am so mad right now. I did not know that
28:03
you've got me all worked up. Oh, here's another
28:06
one. He goes through two to three. large pumpkin
28:12
pies a week. I don't hate that. I mean, if you
28:17
love pumpkin pie, go for it. I'm not a huge pumpkin
28:20
pie guy. But at the same time, I'm not going
28:22
to have pumpkin pie in April. I don't even know
28:29
a place that sells pumpkin pie in April. I think
28:32
you can get it at grocery stores. Probably just
28:35
make it. Or that, yeah. Think you go to like
28:38
Kroger and get it all the time his stocks up
28:40
on on canned pumpkin He might not like the crust
28:46
He doesn't eat any of the bread He's not a load
28:53
on mashed potatoes It's a different car He's
28:59
not in good enough shape to not eat bread like
29:02
I know he's old but like skips old and he's in
29:05
really good shape and eats like a psycho, not
29:07
like just weird shit. He just doesn't eat anything
29:10
fun. But you got to if you're like, oh, I don't
29:13
eat the crust on pie. You got to be like fucking
29:17
Mr. America or something for that to be excusable.
29:22
I got I got to look up what else this psychopath
29:25
eats. There might be more, but I remember the
29:29
mashed potatoes thing. And did he say that on
29:32
television? He said it on a part in my take Mel
29:35
Kuyper. He eats it for breakfast every single
29:39
day. Pizza with mashed potatoes every single
29:42
day? No, a pumpkin pie. Oh, okay. I was like,
29:46
how is he not dead? That's awful. Nobody should
29:51
be alive if they've been doing that every day.
29:57
And he has it as a snack in the afternoon and
30:00
every day before bed. Pumpkin pie. So he's eating
30:04
roughly Half a pumpkin pie a day Yeah, depending
30:09
on the size of the pie. Yeah Well, he eats two
30:12
to three of them a week. So I guess yeah, that's
30:17
bananas Did you did you find any more Shawn now
30:23
just the pizza and the pumpkin pie the pumpkin
30:25
pie is a real hot -button topic That's not I
30:32
mean that's weird don't get me wrong, but that's
30:34
like Whatever. That's almost normal compared
30:38
to the pizza thing. I mean, maybe this man doesn't
30:46
like apples or bananas and is trying to get his
30:49
potassium and fiber in another way because pumpkin
30:51
does have those things in him. I don't know.
30:56
I can't I'm not defending this man. There's no
30:58
way I will. I will stand on a hill and be like,
31:01
you go. But no, I'm just trying to find some
31:04
type of, to truly love some, I don't love anything
31:07
like that. He did three times a day. This is
31:12
an addiction. This is an addiction. He's like,
31:16
I have to have it. Or I get the shakes. Yeah,
31:20
this is like something, if you saw this on like
31:23
the My Strings, Strange Addictions, like I eat
31:26
three pumpkin pies a week. and i'm in love with
31:28
my car yeah i was like this person needs to be
31:31
in an insane asylum but no we let this man go
31:33
on like national television that's not that weirdo
31:37
show and tell us who's gonna draft who he gets
31:40
paid lots of money to work like five days a year
31:44
yeah i can't believe people listen to this psychopath
31:47
this is outrageous more power to him i didn't
31:51
know any of this i didn't know i'm i'm seething
31:55
right now Yeah, all worked up. All right So before
32:00
we kind of sign off here, we got kind of end
32:03
things are early got a time crunch Chris what?
32:07
What was there something you wanted to discuss?
32:10
I mean We talk about current events on the show
32:15
and I feel like I'd be remiss if we didn't talk
32:17
about Really the hottest debate on the internet
32:20
right now Who would win in a fight? one gorilla
32:25
Or is it a thousand, is it a hundred, a hundred
32:28
dudes versus one gorilla? It's a hundred V one.
32:31
Yeah. A hundred V one or just regular dudes versus
32:33
a gorilla. Yeah. Who, who we take? Gorilla. I
32:37
think it's the dudes. Gorilla. I, yeah. Gorilla.
32:41
Easy. The dudes. Yeah. You're going to lose regular
32:44
dudes. Yeah. You don't get to hand pick your
32:47
squad. This isn't like the expendables. You it's
32:50
just like guys like us. Yeah. yeah i think so
32:56
we're gonna lose dudes we're gonna lose dudes
33:01
guaranteed 100 but y 'all dog pile on him someone
33:06
gets him by the neck boom it's over i don't think
33:09
one person's getting a gorilla by the neck well
33:13
if we all dog pile him we all get him by the
33:15
neck i don't think he would let you do that well
33:19
if we dog pile them i don't think he would let
33:21
you dog Bro a gorilla can lift like a ton like
33:26
a literal ton 2 ,000 pounds Did I'm you don't
33:31
get to practice you don't get to like coordinate
33:33
your dog pile use it's just gorilla no pun intended
33:37
Just attack I really didn't mean to do that It's
33:43
named that for a reason so I guess gorillas punch
33:47
holes in trees They punch trees down Yeah, we're
33:52
going to lose some soldiers. I think he, I think
33:55
a gorilla goes through 15 to 20 without even
33:58
breaking a sweat. If I'm being perfectly honest.
34:01
Yeah. And then, and then, and then decline. And
34:05
then I think he can do another 20 being slightly
34:07
winded. There's no chance we can do enough damage
34:12
to him with like, if we're just bare hands, bare
34:15
hands, there's no chance we can do enough damage.
34:17
His, his HP won't get down below half. That's
34:22
just a fact. That is possible. Those are resilient
34:25
creatures, man They all right as much as I want
34:31
to bet on the dudes As much as I'm for the bros
34:36
I Got to go grill After this well, you need to
34:40
look at some gorilla highlight tape. Just yeah
34:43
watch gorillas. Just fuck some shit up there
34:47
No, I'm not I'm not I'm not demeaning the power
34:50
of a gorilla I'm just saying, I feel like the
34:53
power of a hundred dudes can do damage. I don't.
35:01
Again, just regular dudes. We got teeth. You're
35:05
going to bite a gorilla. A hundred dudes are
35:09
going to bite a gorilla. Oh my God. Biting has
35:13
to be one of the most insane strategies. It's
35:17
in the strategy guide. The strategy book. It's
35:20
not one I've heard yet. It is interesting. They
35:24
got big S4 heads. At least draw some blood, I
35:27
guess. Now, if it's like 100 Derrick Henrys,
35:33
we might have a shot. Like, we might have a shot.
35:37
But just regular dudes like us, if there's 33
35:41
of me, 33 of Chris, and I'll give you an extra
35:46
one, 34 of you will. There's no chance we can
35:49
take down that gorilla. I can jump pretty high.
35:54
Why? What do you need to jump for? I don't know.
35:57
What are you jumping for? I'm so confused. I'm
36:01
going to jump over his punches. I don't think
36:04
he's coming like that. I don't think he's coming
36:09
from above with his attacks. Let me lay it down
36:16
like this, maybe. So, you know, in Super Smash
36:20
Brothers with the Super Smash Brothers Melee
36:23
with the 100 Man Melee with against like the
36:25
AI or like the NPC. The really bad AI, yeah.
36:29
Yeah. Who do you use to defeat that? You use
36:34
Donkey Kong and you just ground pound the entire
36:39
time. That's not how the world works. That's
36:42
a make -believe world. But it, but it works.
36:46
Yeah, right there in that specific instance.
36:49
Yeah, these are really weak NPCs against a fucking
36:54
gorilla. These are regular dudes versus a gorilla.
36:59
It's the exact same thing. Listen, all I'm saying
37:03
is we go at him all at the same time. We got
37:09
it. I also like you can't. go like 100 dudes
37:14
can't there's not enough like room to all 100
37:19
get them at once. Like you would have to like
37:23
circle them. And then like, I don't know, you
37:25
get maybe 15 that are like right there on your
37:27
front lines. And I think he just goes. Like I
37:30
said, I think he takes out 15 to 20, like probably
37:34
with one arm, honestly. Who's the second? Well,
37:43
I'm glad we're kind of you know on opposite ends
37:46
here at least we have a discussion about it And
37:48
we just knew he's like a gorilla. All right.
37:50
See you next week. All right, like I Mean gorilla
37:55
can win, you know But my but who do you? So you're
37:59
your full stance bros Yeah for the bros. Yeah,
38:04
I believe in my boys All right. I should have
38:09
Texas like yet last night be like, all right
38:12
put together your 100 man team. All right. One
38:19
million men versus 100 ,000 gorillas. That would
38:29
be more... In a more open field. One million
38:36
is a lot. One million is a lot. Still lean it's
38:41
kind of this. It's the same. It's the same ratio
38:43
Yeah, I still lean gorilla, but what one million
38:47
is a lot. Yeah, that's not the same ratio it
38:50
is No, because there's a hundred dudes in one
38:54
gorilla That's one times a hundred a hundred
38:58
thousand gorillas Times a hundred is ten million
39:05
That's an extra zero. One million men versus
39:07
10 ,000 guerrillas. That's the correct ratio,
39:10
I think. I don't see the dudes pulling that one
39:15
out. You don't see the dudes pulling that one
39:19
out? No. That's an interesting thought process.
39:26
I don't know. That's just the way I see it. Because
39:32
if the dudes work together, If 100 dudes work
39:35
together on one gorilla, then it's, I think it's
39:40
not easy. Nothing about this is easy. But if
39:45
I had 10 ,000 gorillas to use teamwork and that's,
39:52
I think that's over. I think it's the gorillas
39:55
all day. Yeah, I think the gorilla has more combat
39:59
experience as well versus your average man. Yeah.
40:05
But a hundred dudes. I like those odds. I think
40:12
a hundred, I think it's gorilla minus a thousand
40:15
person. Yeah, let's let's get the let's get the
40:19
books on this. Let's make this a real thing.
40:21
Let's go down to New Mexico. Bovada's got pro
40:25
lined up on it somewhere, probably. Listen, a
40:32
wise man once said. You get a plus a thousand
40:34
odds on something? Better take it. Plus 10 ,000
40:39
odds. Plus 10 ,000 odds? Yeah. Better take it.
40:46
I wanted to, like, the Skip Bayless thing, you
40:49
know, if he doesn't follow anybody, he reminded
40:51
me of the Creed thoughts. Oh, yeah? Yeah, just
40:55
like a Microsoft word, like just... Ryan was
41:01
like, I've read it. Even for the internet. Shocking.
41:07
I don't know what you're talking about. It's
41:10
the office. From the office. Oh, okay. Because
41:14
you made the Kevin reference. Oh, I thought you
41:16
were talking about our friend Ryan. Sorry. No,
41:19
no, no, no, no. Yeah, and our friend Creed. Creed
41:24
Breton. He gives us fake IDs and drugs. I had
41:30
no idea. For a second, I thought Creed the band.
41:35
When that was brought up. Easily mistakeable.
41:39
I get it. Easily mistakeable. They're hot right
41:41
now. I believe it is. One more thing before we
41:46
wrap up. This is the same thing as the gorillas
41:48
and lions. Who wins in a fight? The sun? or one
41:53
trillion lines. All right, I'm going to I'm going
41:57
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42:40
trillion lines would definitely be the same.
42:42
It's the sun! It's the sun! They would just evaporate!
42:50
Have you ever seen a trillion of anything? No.
42:53
Have you ever seen the sun? Yeah! Up close? Easily.
42:57
It's hard to look at the sun.