Latest / Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast / Show #311 Beautiful Disaster

Transcript

Show #311 Beautiful Disaster · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Because Fuck You That's Why is a founding member of
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to b F y tw Episode three
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: one one. Because Fuck You That's Why is a panel
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: show inspired podcast. We play silly games and we have
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: a great time doing it. We're gonna do that again.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do it with you listening, and I hope
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: you have a great time along with us. As per usual,
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: I've got my two uh, every day standard normal party
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: hosts hanging out, jumping in the games, having some fun.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: The team leaders we're gonna start with. He's a gamer
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: and a storyteller, and he used to be my youngest friend,
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: but now he's Aggie. He's a game.
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: Whenever to look at his face, you think he was
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: hearing something different.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: We've got brand new headphones and let's just say it's
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: not exactly the same sound I'm used to.
• 1:46
  Speaker 4: Right, it's a little different.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: It's very echoey. It's it's very strange. But it's an adjustment.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: I'll get used to it.
• 1:54
  Speaker 4: We'll figure it out.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: In the meanwhile, it's not it's not an emergency. I
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: can hear just fine.
• 1:59
  Speaker 5: There's a vall. I'm a juster on the thing.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: It's okay, maybe that'll help. I'll figure it out. I'll
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: play with it anyway. Yeah, so Augie our question this time,
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: and I have a story to go along with this.
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: Is there a recent failure that you're mildly ashamed of?
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I did not warn him about this question ahead.
• 2:22
  Speaker 5: Of time, folks, A recent failure.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: That I really have to remember to be kinder to
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: Augie and give him the question before we get started.
• 2:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, especially something so broad, because I got to narrow
• 2:31
  Speaker 5: this down.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be a huge failure. It's just like, okay,
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: like I can't believe I did that.
• 2:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I've done that.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 2:45
  Speaker 4: I have washed out.
• 2:47
  Speaker 5: A grinder that definitely had at least a little bit
• 2:51
  Speaker 5: of Keith left in it.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: Oh no.
• 2:53
  Speaker 5: And it's like one of those taboo things you don't
• 2:56
  Speaker 5: do as a sowner. And it's not something like like
• 2:59
  Speaker 5: who knows how long that'stuf. It's been there for and
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: it was an accident, so it's not like a huge
• 3:03
  Speaker 5: anything was lost, but it's kind of like you waste something.
• 3:07
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 3:07
  Speaker 5: And I've always still I've always been taught to not
• 3:10
  Speaker 5: waste if you can help it.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, no, I've been the same. My parents were
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: very much like waste not, want not. But no matter
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: how much waste I don't, I still want. So it
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: didn't really work out that way. Yeah no, but I
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: get it. I get it. I completely understand. And his opponent, uh,
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: he is a veteran and a podcaster, and technically a
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: veteran podcaster. It's Stevie. It's Steve joh Same question to you, sir, is,
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: is there is there a failure of yours that has
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: been recent, a recent failure that you are mildly ashamed of.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get in the deep dark.
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not gonna get into that.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: We're not gonna dark stuff. I'm looking for something light
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: that you screwed up, you feel a little.
• 3:59
  Speaker 6: Bat percent And I paid for it instantaneously, like I
• 4:04
  Speaker 6: screwed up, and I paid the price right away, and
• 4:07
  Speaker 6: it was before Augie helped me, like the week prior.
• 4:10
  Speaker 4: But I have a couple of cats.
• 4:11
  Speaker 6: They're amazing, right, and I'm very like, h what was
• 4:15
  Speaker 6: this babying them like their entire lives, But I like
• 4:20
  Speaker 6: scoop their liter like twice a day and stuff. And
• 4:22
  Speaker 6: one week I just didn't. I mean, I scooped it
• 4:25
  Speaker 6: every day, but I just didn't. I kept it in
• 4:27
  Speaker 6: the collector and stuff, and it's like a scented bag
• 4:30
  Speaker 6: and all that stuff.
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: So it's not horrible or whatever, but I have.
• 4:33
  Speaker 6: Issues walking downstairs and I usually carry it with the
• 4:37
  Speaker 6: garbage can, like so it doesn't break or anything. And
• 4:41
  Speaker 6: for some reason that to hell. I's like, nah, it's fine,
• 4:42
  Speaker 6: the bag will hold it fine. And I'm hobbling my
• 4:45
  Speaker 6: ass down there and I get it all the way
• 4:46
  Speaker 6: down to the stairs. I'm like, oh, thank god, cool,
• 4:48
  Speaker 6: get it over to the garbage can, and I have
• 4:50
  Speaker 6: to like lift the lid and I'm still holding off
• 4:52
  Speaker 6: like two hands, like oh god, this is heavy. It's
• 4:54
  Speaker 6: like fifteen pounds, you know, and like, yeah, get it
• 4:57
  Speaker 6: like up right now. For some reason, I can't get
• 4:59
  Speaker 6: it up but get the in the top at the
• 5:03
  Speaker 6: same time.
• 5:03
  Speaker 4: So as I get it like to where the lid.
• 5:06
  Speaker 6: Is, I think it like the lip hit the bag
• 5:08
  Speaker 6: and I pushed it over and a bunch of it
• 5:10
  Speaker 6: just fell over the front of me. It was so
• 5:14
  Speaker 6: fucking gross, Like I was there shaking everything.
• 5:21
  Speaker 4: I went right the fun upstairs.
• 5:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, I cleaned every I got everything else in there,
• 5:26
  Speaker 6: but went upstairs like fucking clean myself real quick, changed
• 5:28
  Speaker 6: my fucking clothes.
• 5:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, this is disgusting. It was so gross.
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: And then that was the week after. Can you help
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: me carry this down.
• 5:36
  Speaker 5: The stas I'm not doing because I'm like, I'm like,
• 5:42
  Speaker 5: I was to go through a trash one day and
• 5:43
  Speaker 5: I happened to see like the aftermath on the front
• 5:46
  Speaker 5: of that fucking ben. I'm like, ah, who did this,
• 5:49
  Speaker 5: like come.
• 5:49
  Speaker 7: On it or something?
• 5:55
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: All that was funny.
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: I thought I got it.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 6:00
  Speaker 5: Those bags like, there's supposed to be meant for that,
• 6:02
  Speaker 5: but they may come so thin for some, but yeah,
• 6:08
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: And finally I am your host pancils. Aaron Randolf hit
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: it some stones for.
• 6:29
  Speaker 5: I swear when we had just.
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: You you need to hear that headphones. We'll do that later,
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: but you need to hear that from from what I just.
• 6:38
  Speaker 4: Heard, weird.
• 6:39
  Speaker 5: I can just turn back up and I'll hear the
• 6:41
  Speaker 5: same incredible.
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I wish you would. I wish you listening could.
• 6:45
  Speaker 5: Have got a weird bass boost.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: It's got a massive bass boost going on, and his
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: voice is like echoy, so it's in the background kind of.
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: So it's just oh man, it's amazing. Anyway, I really
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: enjoyed that. Okay, I'm your host pants Sarah and uh
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: my my story of failure and shame. I got invited
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: to be on the gate Leapers Resident Evil episode.
• 7:10
  Speaker 4: Oh nice? Hell yeah, you love Resident Evil.
• 7:13
  Speaker 6: It's like your favorite fucking franchise.
• 7:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, every one of the games.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, woah, yeah, Well I kind of I kind of
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: admitted first in the episode that I'm like, as much
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: as I have, as much as I've given of myself
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: to this fandom, I don't really love it that much anymore.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Like I haven't like there was a trail of games
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: that were just awful Resident Evil, like six Resident Evil,
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: Operation Raccoon City, that awful multiplayer only one that they did. Yeah,
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: like there's there's there's been a bunch of Resident Evil
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: Survivor all the way back in the original PlayStation. There's
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: been a lot of Resident Evil disappointments for me, and
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: I just kind of came to the realization that I've
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: spent so much fucking money on these on this franchise,
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: and I'm only kind of like a mid link fan
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: of it. I have all of Theoard games.
• 8:05
  Speaker 5: All of them because you like five because of the
• 8:08
  Speaker 5: who you played it with, not so much of what
• 8:10
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 8:12
  Speaker 4: Five is my.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: Favorite because you can play it co op and and
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: because it's not quick time event awful. In fact, you
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: can now turn the quick time events often in Resident five,
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: which makes the game even better.
• 8:28
  Speaker 4: Hell thank god.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I got paired up with Audre because I
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: was considered to be a Resident Evil expert and Audra
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: didn't really know anything about Resident Evil at all, whereas
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: the other team had two middling fans who had played
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: some of the games, had seen some of the movies,
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and we were leading right up until
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: the final round, in which the final round was h
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: other famous raccoons in pop culture, which I was absolutely not.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: I I had looked into zombie movies. I had looked
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: into I had looked into zombie characters like Stubs, the
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: Zombie and I Zombie and all those other things like
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: there were so many other things that I had just
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: like glimpsed into to try and prepare for this. I
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: was not expecting under any circumstances. A A A category
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: based on famous record culture, and I was so fucking helpless.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Oudro was like, it's my turn to carry you, and
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: sadly carry me. She attempted to do, but I literally
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: knew the example question, which was rocket raccoon, and nobody else.
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: I would have gotten too.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: I was waiting for. I was waiting for Rocky from
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Rocky and Bowling, but instead he did Rocky Raccoon from
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: the Beatles.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: Song Oh Wow Wow.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: So he obviously couldn't do two Rocky Raccoons, so he
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: elected to skip the other one. But I didn't know
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: that one, and the other team did, so like we
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: wound up losing pretty badly, pretty badly, and I was
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: upset because I couldn't answer a single fucking question. I
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, to be honest show where
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: I actually have the knowledge needed to triumph and to
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: get thrown at the final hurdle by something so completely unrelated.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, I suck, and for like, for
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: like a full day, I was like, oh, man, I can't.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: I can't get over how bad I was recons I know,
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: but I'm like it was shattering. It was literally shattering.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm the expert, That's why they paired
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: me with someone who doesn't know anything about it, okay,
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: and then the expert is thrown on his ass. I mean,
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: to be fair, Audre did get a couple, you know,
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: but I mean the other team just had most of
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: them like we couldn't.
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: They probably played the games and ship.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: They just knew more about raccoons than I did. I
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: don't pay attention to the raccoons.
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: Funny.
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: I love that it came down to raccoons, though. That's
• 11:03
  Speaker 6: fucking amazing.
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: Something like some of the ones.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: They said I knew after they said them, Like Sly
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: Cooper from the PlayStation Era. I knew Sly Cooper, but
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: not fast enough to get it. I'm just like, oh man, anyway,
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: that's still chaps my ass. But anyway, let's move on.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: We're gonna play some games, and hopefully these won't chap
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: either of your asses. We're gonna play three sill games
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: starting with game one. It's worth one episode point and
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: it is called like share block. I've got three news
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: stories here, and all our players have to do is
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: tell me which one I would like, which one I
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: would share, and which one I would block on social media.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Whoever gets the correct combination or closest to the correct
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: combination will win and earn one episode point. Now, this
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: episode is titled Beautiful Disaster, so you may see a
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: theme as we play the entire episode. We're gonna start
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: with story number one. Ai has finally begun to kill
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: gorgeous South Korea, and murderer hatched plan using chat GPT.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: So this is true? I mean, I mean, I don't
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: know why I have the urge to say this is
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: true before talking about so do you like imprison the
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: A a young woman identified only by her last name Kim,
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: has been accused of murders. She's twenty two years old
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: and she poisoned several men, and after she was arrested,
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: the police discovered that she used chat GPT to uh
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: to plan the murders. Now, chat GPT has security structures
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: in place to prevent against this very thing, but she
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: got around them by acting like she was concerned for
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: her own safety and she needed to know what kind
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: of medical dosage to avoid to avoid killing herself.
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, so.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: Fucking She is apparently absolutely stunningly beautiful, but damnit. And
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: she was given a test by a psychologist and it
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: ranked her as a psychopath, and not just any psychopath.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: To be ranked as a psychopath, you need to get
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: a twenty five or higher on this test. She got
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: a forty.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: That's beyond psychopath.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: That's that's that's beyond psychopathy.
• 13:28
  Speaker 6: We should figure out what test it is.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that would be, but that's pretty
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: high considering the bar is twenty five.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: Yees.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Her first victim was a test she It was her
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: boyfriend at the time, and she gave him a drink
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: laced with benzo diazepines. You're familiar with Benzos, as they're
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: popularly called, cause a bunch of dangerous side effects such
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: as low blood pressure, confusion, and slowed breathing, and if
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: these effects are severe enough, they can kill a person. Yep.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Fortunately for her ex, she didn't give him enough of
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: the drugs to kill him. He survived, and she decided
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: she needed to study her chosen murder weapon a little
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: bit more and that's when she turned to chat deep GPT.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: After that, she killed two people. Her first murder was
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: in January and she went to a motel with a
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: man in his twenties and left the motel alone. He
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: was discovered dead in the same room the following day.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: She tried it again in February. A couple of weeks later,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: she took another young man to a different motel. He
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: also died, and she left alone. Her problem was she
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: did not pay attention to the cameras, as the cameras
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: at both motels caught her going in with the gentleman
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: and coming out alone. So the police quickly caught up
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: to her, but found out that she was literally using
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: chat GPT to plan her murders. Fuck man, the time
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: has come. People have figured out how to use AI
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: to kill. It is a matter of time before AI
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: does it.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: She ranked that high in terms of like scale.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you rank that high, I'm pretty sure she
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: was fully aware of the cameras. It was probably like
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: just anar.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Either a bit of narcissism. Yeah, it's probably a bit
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: of narcissm.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Or potentially she probably thought genuinely that they can't prosecute
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: her because the she could probably shift the blame on
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: chat GPT, but where the laws aren't there yet, so
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: it kind of doesn't work that way yet.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: But you still did it.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she still did it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: She just used a tool to do it, And it's.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Not like chat GPT talked her into it.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: No, you could go through it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: She found a work around, But that that does leave
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: chat GPT with a huge issue, which is okay, our
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: she can have can be worked around now to do this,
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: So either they have to find a way to stop
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: that or I.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Know AI bros will never agree with this, But I
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: feel like a I should never be used to dispense
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: medical advice ever.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: No, not not even for for insurance companies. That not
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: even for.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Asking about your own, you know, issues, which is what
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: she was pretending to do. But I feel like it
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have given her anything at all. It should have
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: just said for medical advice, please turn to your doctor.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I am not a doctor, that's all.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Who should say that.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: That's that's every AI on earth should be trained to
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: say that, and only that if somebody asks for medical advice,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: because there is no AI on earth good enough to
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: to and and reliable enough to give medical advice.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Ever, No, I's fucked up.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: But on the other hand, like, maybe now you can
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: use GBT to like figure out how to get around
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: certain other things, like how do I cheat on this video?
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, I wonder what would I mean?
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: People are kids are already using it to try to
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: cheat and tests that like that?
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And I can only imagine what that's got to
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: look like in like an exam hall, because there's no
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: way in hell, you know, like one, you're not even
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: allowed to have your phone in your hand in most
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: exam halls, right, So are you going to be like.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Genuinely like whispering into your pocket?
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: Like what?
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: What?
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: What's this word? What's this word? Hey? Are you watching
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: me take a test? I don't know how to do
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: basic arithmetic?
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Also, I don't know how to spell arithmetic.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Or all right, let's move on to story number two.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: A camel beauty pageant has been rocked by a plastic
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: surgery cheating scandal.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: See everybody's cheating using artificial means.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: So the country of Oman takes camel beauty contests rather seriously.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I'm that's fair, Whether racing or beauty, it's serious business
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: there because of their cultural and historical significance. And they
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: have sky high prize pools. We're talking millions, tens of millions.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Really, yes, I should get camel.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, there is no contest on earth where someone will
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: not try to cheat. The twenty twenty six Camel Beauty
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Show festival was organized in February in the town of
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Al Musunah. Apologize if I mispronounced anything, some fifty miles
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: from the Omani capital of a scott it's a very
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: You might find the idea of a camel beauty contest ridiculous,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: but it is a very important expression of culture in
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: the region. Oman's people were traditionally nomadic Bedouin tribes and
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: for them, camels were literally their lifelines. Not only were
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: they vehicles and beasts of burden, but in tough times
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: they were sources of food. So it's really comparable the
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: way we treat horses over here. Horses, no, not typically,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: but I imagine some of our western awful of situations
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: where it was that or death might have might have
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: had some horse meat. I'm I'm not even going to
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: pursue that. Let's move on. So, you know, on top
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: of you know, the these the these uh, these camel
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: beauty pageants being a way to appreciate these animals and
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: their contributions to human life, but there's also a lot
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: of money in it, so naturally that has attracted the
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: attention of dubious camel breeders. Trying to get a piece
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: of the pot by investing a lot of cash and
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: effort to rear high grade camels with perfect looks. The
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: judges apparently look for a shiny coat with a distinct color,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: a long and wide neck, a large and smoothly contoured
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: head and drooping lips, long eyelashes, and a shapely, full
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: hump with impeccable posture.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: So sexy.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is starting get a little weird. However, like
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: a horse show and more like you know, like a pageant.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: As I said from the start, there is no contest
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: in which people will not cheat, and in this case
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: they resorted to underhanded tactics to get ahead. Judges in
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Oman busted twenty camel owners WOW who had attempted to
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: enhance their animals looks, and to do so there were
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: used a number of methods. Some animals had received hyaluronic
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: acid injections to have poudy lips, and other had silicone
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: filters to shape their noses. Some uses botox injections to
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: soften the hard edges and corners of the camel's faces,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: and some of their humps had more silicone filler than
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: actual fat. Finally, there were camels who were unnaturally fit
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: and muscular, and the judges discovered they'd received tifty doses
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: of hormones and steroids. Yeah, each and every camel was
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: immediately disqualified, or it's more accurate to say the owners were,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: since it's not the poor camel's fault that they were
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: brushed under a scalpel.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: That's good. Yeah that man lovely.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: That's fucking crazy, man. And yeah, those camels are fucking pretty.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: They like dock them up really nice. They really do, though,
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: like when they when they like the real pageants, not
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: the fake shit like.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: That, right, but like it's cool.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Hell, we do it to ourselves, right, but like, don't
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: put makeup on a camel. That's not right, make it
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: do a fucking talent show and shows wrong with y'all?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: What not?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: I don't participate.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Don't denigrate oman we hear it, b A y tw.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Do not denigrate Omani culture and their choice to have
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: camel beauty pageants. We do, however, denigrate the choice to cheat,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: which feels about as low as you could possibly get.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: It feels like animal abuse, like possibly possibly not as
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: bad as like physically punishing them, but still it's still
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: abuse it's still abuse, you know, even if it doesn't
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: hurt the camel's.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Surgery on an animal, unless it needs.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: To believe Louise, it's it's not right. None of us
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: is right.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think you like the story. We might have
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: a chance.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: You might have a chance. You might. Let's move on
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: to story number three, his favorite. It could could be,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: could well be. Let's be on a story number three.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Nantucket sewers are full of cocaine. Oh shit, and the
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: cops have no idea why I do? Oh well, well,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: maybe you should call the cops in Nantucket.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: No, I'm not taking it away from Ninja turtles. Man,
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: they can have as much cocaine as any want.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: What can you say about Nantucket that hasn't been said
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: in a popular limerick? It is It is a big
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: tourist location for many reasons. It's got beautiful beaches, historical sites,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: and cocaine filled sewers. Wait what what? Wait a minute?
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: What?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Nantucket has a cocaine problem. The only problem is
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: people aren't using it. The official tests have shown that
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: the the the the island sewers consistently have high concentrations
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: of cocaine. Whoever, according to the same tests the sewer
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: cocaine doesn't have any signs that it ended up in
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the wastewater after somebody consumed it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: So what you're telling me is people are like dumping
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: in a down the toilet instead of sniffing it up.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Their nose must be.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: But for why the cops can't say they have not
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: seen a lot of cocaine during arrests or drug busts.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: It's literally a mystery of where the drugs are coming
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: from and how they're ending up in Nantuget's wastewater.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I know why you do. Yeah, it all makes sense, man,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: You figured it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Out in the entire community of Nantucket.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying that they aren't smart people. I'm not
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: saying that at all, Aaron, Okay, what I'm saying is
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: that I believe it's the people of the party seventy
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: age all dying off and all the relatives got their house,
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: and they're seeing all this shit when they're going through
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: their stuff after they pass the like do we can't
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: fucking tell the cops. Uncle Bill was having like two
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: kilos of cocaine under his toilet. Butt that bitch open.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: Let's jump it, all of it over the fucking toilet dude.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: Everybody around that time in Nantucket. I guarantee you was
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: a disco ball sniffing guy or girl or whatever. Wow,
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: they love that stuff there.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: It's beautiful there.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: So I don't know whether your theory holds water or not.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I'm leaning not, but uh, Nantucket's wastewater in the sewage
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: has reportedly had three times the national average of cocaine concentration.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Wait about how much?
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: How much cocaine is at harm water?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Typically around one thousand nanograms per liter?
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Is it just natural like in water? Is it because
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: of us?
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: No, that's people using pretty much pretty much system the water.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Pretty much, that's what it is, because it doesn't all
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: just stay in your system.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Wow, there's a there's an explanation as to what it
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: gets turned into in the human body somewhere in here. Yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: When you snort dope, your body metabolizes cocaine into a
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: chemical called benzo elecchine also known as BEZ. And this
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: is the stuff they look for when you do a
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: urine drug test. Oh, if there is any in your pee,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: then you've taken cocaine, simple as that.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Look.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: So, as I was saying, the national average for trace
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: cocaine and wastewater hovers around one thousand nanograms per liter.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: As there's always a fan of the white powder somewhere
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: in Nantucket, it and increase. It tends to sit somewhere
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: around fifteen hundred. However, in October and December, the cocaine
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: levels jumped to nearly three thousand, oh wow nanograms per leader.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: But there's no users in sights. There's no sign of
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: anyone using cocaine in the sewers or dumping the cocaine
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: directly into the sewer system. The cops don't find large
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: amounts of cocaine when they arrest drug users or traffickers.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: During a recent cop crackdown, they confiscated a lot of
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: the stuff, but it was just one drug out of many,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: and for whatever reason, it's only cocaine that has this
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: bump in the sewer water.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, yeah, no, I'm I'll listening.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: It's it is bizarre, right, yeah, But I what.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I came up with.
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: A poem to help people understand the situation. Uh, there
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: once was a a drug dealer from Nantucket whom had
• 27:12
  Speaker 9: cocaine by the buckets. His business is feeble because we
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: there is legal, so he dumped all that ship down
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: the drain, screaming fucket.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I suppose as possible.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: The cops don't have an explanation.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: There's mine, well, who knows?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Who knows? Honestly, that's all three stories. Once again, AI
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: has finally begun to kill the gorgeous South Green murderer
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: used chat cheept to plan the killings.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Story number two Camel Beauty Patgeman rocked by cheating and
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: plastic surgery scandal. And story three Nantucket sewers are full
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: of cocaine and the cops have no idea why Which
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: one of these did I like? Which one did I share?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: And which one did I block?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Mmmm mmmmm, I don't know.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: First, I think you won the last one technically, pretty
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: sure last was the chill show. But the one before that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: One, yeah, I mean, go back and tell us, but
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure he won.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Right, all right, So stee first.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: I go first, I'm going to say you're gonna block
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: the aika.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: If you don't block them now, they're gonna get in
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: and never leave.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: I'm going to say that you are going to share
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: the Camel Beauty pageant thing. So that way, there's like
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: more knowledge about it and stuff, because it is a
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: pretty cool event. But they should also shed light on
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: all the bad stuff so it doesn't happen again. And
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: you're gonna like the cocaine sewers because why not?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: All right, Ogie, you can keep one of those and
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: swap the other two where you can go entirely your
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: own way.
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm gonna keep the blocking the psycho poisoner using
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: what is this new age's psychopathic way of doing it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: You're going to like the sexy camels, the sexy Hollywood camels,
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: you know, because they always got to put plastic in
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: their faces to make them look better. But but you're
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: gonna share.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: My my poem, share.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: At the very least. I mean, I would love to
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: share your poem. However, I can report that neither of
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: you got it exactly right. I actually shared the AI
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: killer story mostly because it paints a I in a
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: bad light, and I'm like, we need, we need to
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: stop AI now because it, honestly, it's just gonna get worse.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I blocked the Camel beauty pageant because it's just it's
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: just awful. It's awful all the way around. It's animal abuse.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Andy but I liked the Nantucket sewers full of cocaine,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: and the cops have no idea why, just because it's silly.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Because it's silly. It's like it could have been anything.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: It could have been a drug dealer's boat sinking off
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: the coast.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, it could have been could literally
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: have just and.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: It's slowly dribbling out cocaine over time. It's like, you know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: the small rip in the in the bags and whatnot,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and it's just slowly, slowly disseminating me into the water
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: and into the you know. But the fact that it
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: is rising during like heavy touristy periods.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Makes sounds like they want to sequel to cocaine, bear, cocaine, crocodile.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of things that could be. Who knows.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Of these three stories, it is the one that made
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: me laugh the most. So Oggie got none of mine right,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: but Steven got my like right, which means he wins
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: this particular game right. And yet it's one episode point
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: for youngratulation Steven. Uh So that's game one. Augie is behind,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: but he can come back with game two. It's gonna
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: be where two points and we're gonna play that right
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: after this.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Greetings, fellow nerds. It's Garrett, your host of the Node
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: act Nerd, part of Odd Pods Media, the podcast where
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: we explore the fast realms of geekdom, from the latest
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: superhero flicks, the retro video games, and everything in between.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: We've got you covered.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Join me for insightful reviews, hilarious discussions, and.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Maybe even a few hated debates.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Find the note act Nerd wherever you listen to podcasts.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Let's get nerdy.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: two is gonna just correlate. I have got six keyboard keys.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Behind each keyboard key is a set of clues. All
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: our players have to do is tell me what those
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: four clues have in common. If they can guess after
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: the first clue, they get five points. After the second clue,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: they get three points. After the third clue they get
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: two points. But if they need all four clues, they
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: get one point. These tend to be very hard. If
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you've ever seen if you've ever seen an episode of
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: the popular show in Britain, Only Connect, it is that
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: kind of mental puzzle. So we're gonna see how our
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: players do. The keys are control, all, delete, insert, home
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: and end, and Augie. Since you lost the last game,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: you have the choice of who goes first. Stevie can
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: go first, All right, letting Stevie have all three choices.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Very good, Stevie, which one of these would you like
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: to start with?
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: I need to take control of this game more than
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: a half. I'm gonna start with control. You start with
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: control and hope for good vibes.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: All right, Your time will start after I finished reading
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: the first clue. Okay, uh your first clue for five points.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: The Miller's wife next, please for three points. A mind
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: next for two points. Life is Stevie, Stevie, buzz is in?
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Is it all beautiful?
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give that to you. These are TV and
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: film titles missing the word beautiful. So we had the
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Miller's beautiful Wife, we had a beautiful mind, we had
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Life is Beautiful, And if you'd gone onto the last one,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: it would have been the bold end though nice.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: I wasn't sure at the second one. I was like,
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: m well, wait for the third, just in case I
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: gotta get some points.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Good play, Stevie. That is two points to you. Ogie.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: You may have alt delete insert home and end.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Desert home and end.
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: Hmmm, I will do end.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: End all right, when you're ready for five points. X
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Men first Class next for three points, Silver Linings Playbook
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: next for two points. American Hustle next for one point.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: The Hunger Games.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: I oh, freaking idea.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: S got a little bit of time three seconds. Loggy
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: buzzes in before time runs out. And what do you think?
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: It is a battle royal?
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: No, not really. I don't think you can say a
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: bet royal applies to all four of these. Stevie, you
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: may steal for one point again. These clues are X
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Men first Class, Silver Linings Playbook, American Hustle, and the
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Hunger Games.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: They all haven't come in, Jayla, Jennifer.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: L That's exactly right. They are all Jennifer Lawrence movies crap.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Just because we watched the X Men thing today.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: She played mystique, she was in Silver Linings Playbook, she
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: was an American muscle and she was in Ungry Games.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: She wasn't American us.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: All right, the the control passes over to Stevie. You
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: have all delete, insert and home left home home. It
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: is your first clue for five points. Coagula, Sorry, next
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: for three points. Kate Kine slash Batwoman next for two points,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Tim Drake slash Robin next for one point. Kitty pridething.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I know.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: You can steal one point. Coagula, Kate Kine slash Batwoman,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Tim Drake slash Robin, and Kitty Pride. What do they
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: all have in common?
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: The villain killed them?
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Wow? Is that true?
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: No?
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: I think, I don't think.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true, And that's not what
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I've got here. I was going for the fact that
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: they are all l g B t Q superheroes.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Ah, oh my god.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Coagula is trans I believe Kate Kate Kane is a lesbian,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Tim Drake is gay, and Kitty Pride is bisexual.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: I forgot. Oh my god, good call, good call.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: All right, no points there. There are three categories left.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: We swing back to Augie to choose. You can have alt,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: delete or inserts alt alt okay for five points. Your
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: first clue. Bart Vaumont next for three points, The mayor
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: of Red Bank next for two points. Thomas Wayne It's
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: next for one point. Batman Oggy Oggy Buzz is in.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: They're all CEOs of their business.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: No, I'm afraid not. Typically a CEO would not be
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: known by the title the Mayor of Red Bank. But
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: in any event, do you never know? Yeh, Stevie, what
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: do you think you got? You can steal one point
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: if you can tell me what the connection is.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: They're all billionaires. I don't know.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's true. So Bart Faumont was
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: a character on Dynasty. The Mayor of Red Bank is
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: from Uh Jay and Silent Bob's Groovy movie. Thomas Wayne
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: and Batman are obviously from multiple animated features. These characters
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: were all played by Kevin Conroy. Yeah, Dynasty is one
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: of the rare actual like live action in front of
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: a camera role as he did, and he did that
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: for many episodes. That was a very was a recurring
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: character from Bart Faalmont. But yeah, he played the Mayor
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: of Red Bank and Kevin Smith's Jane Silbob's Groovy cartoon movie.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: He played Thomas Wayne on multiple occasions, and he's most
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: famous for playing Batman. No points for either player. We
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: swing back to Stevie for the final choice of the
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: last two. Would you like delete or insert delete? You
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: may have delete for five points. Your first clue. Steele Battalion.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Possibility next please for three points.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Dance Dance Revolution next for two points. Mario Paint, Oh,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: you motherfucker, I don't know what that first one is.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: The next for one point. Guitar Hero Steve Stevie buzzes.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: In all games where you're physically moving to.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Play the game, I'm going to give you another shot
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: at that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Using an other than traditional controller to play the game.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: That's what I was looking for. These are video games
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: that all came with specialized controllers. Steel Battalion comes with
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: a giant control board.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah from media playing as he said the second game,
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. If you had gotten this one, he would
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: have This.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Would have been the one I got five points, would
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: have been the one.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Steel Battalion, I'm like, oh, the most unique controller in
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: the entire.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Dance Dance Revolution comes with a dance pad. Mario Paint
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: came with a mouse and a mouse pad. Yeah, And
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Guitar Hero came obviously with plastic guitars. Hell yeah, so
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: well done. There's another point to you, Ogie. The bad
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: news is to win this you gotta get it on
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: the first clue.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: But you can I can win this.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: It might it might be worth taking a swing, or
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: you might just try and get it right at whatever
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: level you can. It's up to you. You want to
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: play it. But you have insert left and for five
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: points them Crooked Vultures.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I've heard that before.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Next for three points, Queens of the Stone AGEE. Next
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: for two points Nirvana No, no, what I was thinking?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: And next for one point Foo Fighters.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Aggie Oggy Buzzes in what is alternative rock?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I would need something more specific than that.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: What is alternative rock bands where the lead singer also
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: plays an instrument?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know that that's true, and that's not what
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I've got. If someone writes and I'll give you the
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: one point, but it wouldn't be an to let you
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: win anyway. So Stevie, you can steal another point and
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: make this a clean sweep if you can tell me
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: them Crooked Vultures, Queens of the Stone Age, Nirvana, and
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Foo Fighters. I'm surprised. I thought you guys would have
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: gotten this really.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, No, I have nothing.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: They wait three and a half weeks every time to
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: take a shower.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: What I don't know.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Please direct your your angry emails at Stevie at bafoy
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: cwpod dot com. Guys, guys, guys, these are all Dave
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: grole bands. They're all bands where Dave Grohl played in
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: the band is actually a member of the band. I
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: don't remember, man, Okay, no points for that. Just correlate
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: has ended. Stevie has four points. Oggie has none, which
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: means Stevie has taken this game too. He wins another
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: two episode points. It is three to zero. Oh dang,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: but all hope is not lost. You can still come
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: back and win. We're gonna play game three, and we're
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: gonna play that game right after this.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: you are a fan of the Green Head, on over
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: to Peace, Love and Bud at three twenty self Transit
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: Road in Lockport, New York. Tell them Bfytwsana able to
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: hook you up, and we're.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Back with game three. The cost is correct. I've got
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: three items here that recently went up for auction, and
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: all our players have to do is bid as close
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: to the actual final auction price as they can without
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: going over in order to win that listing. The first
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: player to win two listings wins the game. And gets
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: three episode points and Stevie's case that is a clean
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: sweep all six. But Aggie needs this to tie. So
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: We wrestle who wins our.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Final our final game. The cost is correct. We're gonna
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: start with our first option, and Aggie, you'll have the
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: choice of whether to bid first or make steviee bid first.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I would I would just say, given how you've done
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: in previous the cost is correct, maybe take your instincts
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: and go with the opposite, whatever you might think would
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: be a good idea, try the other thing.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Justew goes uh.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: So our first item of forbids this this episode has
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: been all about beautiful things, so it only makes sense
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: that our first itema forbids is a beautiful pair of
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: wedding rings. These fourteen carrot white gold wedding rings each
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: feature five ethically sourced lap grown diamonds, and this listing
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: can be yours if the cost is correct. Oggie, you
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: start us off.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Four thousand dollars four.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Thousand, says Augie. Stevie six thousand, six thousand, says Stevie
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: back to Augie. Eight eight thousand dollars says Augie back
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: to Stevie.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Wow, fourteen Huh, we'll go to uh ten thousand.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Ten thousand, says Stevie. Augie, Wow, wow, we'll do fourteen
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: fourteen thousand, says Augie.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: Stevie, oh piece as much for a rings, not even
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: a thousand of car sixteen thousand, I know, Like, what
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: the fuck?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Sixteen thousand, says steviey.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: No, wow.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: I mean it's a pair of them, right, but it's
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: a lot of money for a fucking ring.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Twenty three thousand, twenty three thousand. I will call for
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: final bids twenty four thousand, twenty four thousand. You've both overbid.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I need you both to bid one more time. This time,
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: keep your bid under twenty three thousand and above sixteen thousand,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: and Augie, you will go first. That is such a
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: narrow margin, it's a huge margin. That's seven thousand dollars.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. And I could go out of sixteen
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: to twenty three.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Yep. Sixteen was the highest bid before you both went over,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: and twenty three was the lowest bid after you both
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: went over. Twenty thousand, twenty thousand, even right in the middle. Stevie,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: you don't have to bid over him. You may bid
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: anywhere between sixteen thousand get the one, but you only
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: get one shot.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, this time, I'm going to do the other thing
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: and stay.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: At you can't stay I go a dollar more thventeen
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: oh one, sixteen thousand and one.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay cool.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Actual final auction price of this item nineteen thousand and nine.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Twenty Augie is over. Stevie wins.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Eighty dollars. What's fuck.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Fuck? All right, well, Steve's taking the first one. Age
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: needs both of these, but you can do it. I
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: have faith in you. Let's go on to our second item.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: I have faithith J.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: You are going to take these two. You are going
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: to win these.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Two, them for you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: They're going to win these two. You are going to
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: win these two. I believe in all right. You know
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: you really can get anything on the internet, such as
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: our next item, I forbids. Brace yourselves. This beautiful taxidermied
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: extinct bird. This Carolina parakeet used to be everywhere in
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: America and the nineteen hundreds, but the last one died
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: in a zoo in nineteen eighteen and they were declared
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: extinct in nineteen thirty nine. This taxi dermy Carolina parakeet, however,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: remains in excellent condition.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Really, and.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: This listing can be yours if the cost is correct.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: What would you pay for a taxidermy extinct animal?
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's in a good condition, Stevie, you
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: have to start a song fucking to me.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah you can, damn it, man, because that's fucked up
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: extinct animal. I don't know, like sixty bucks, sixty dollars,
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: said Stevie. Augie, Oh, that's okay, fucking.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Hard put it in a museum, an to put it
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: on your fucking shelf.
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: Huh.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I fucking hate people so much, I really do. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: just fucking hate them all.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, Stevie, Wow, twenty thousand, twenty thousand,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Augie twenty five, twenty five thousand. I will call for final.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Bids, fucking twenty six thousand.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Twenty six thousand, Augie, stay or overbid.
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna stay.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: You're gonna stay on twenty five thousand and and and
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Stevie has twenty six thousand the actual final auction price
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: of this taxidermy extinct bird twenty five thou three fifty.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Augie has won this item.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: You're right, I called it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I called it. I called it.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like I because now I've got the
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: knowledge that we've got extinct animals just gathering dust on
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: some jack hole's fucking desks, a rich jack hole.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Those are the people we need to purge.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying start a purge, but if you start one, call.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Me great, irony.
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: We're starting at the top of a fucking oil exact
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: that made the mixting. Yeah, oh fucking great.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: All right, uh uh, you got this, you got this,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: you got that, last one, you got this one. Our
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: last item I forbids is this beautiful heavy solid gold
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: anchor necklace. This eighteen carrot yellow gold necklace is one
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: hundred and ninety five grams eight point five millimeters in
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: width and shaped like an anchor chain. And this priceless necklace.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Listing can be yours.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: If the cost is priceless, priceless, priceless.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: It does actually have a price. Augie, this time you've
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: did first twenty thousand, twenty thousand, out the gate, Steve
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: twenty five, twenty five thousand, do it twenty seven, twenty
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: seven thousand, Stevie twenty nine, twenty nine thousand. I will
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: call for final.
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: Will right, How what's the likelihood of it being higher?
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: I don't know if it's an anchor chain, right, like
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: it's necklace. It's a necklace and it's gold. I'm assuming eighteen.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, but it's built like an anchorchain with the heavy links.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: This is a reasoner listing. Yeah, he said twenty nine.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: He said twenty nine. After you bid twenty.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Seven, twenty nine oh one, Oh god, twenty.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Nine oh one, Stevie, Yeah, bitter pass, I pass, you
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: passed waiting it?
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: In that case, the actual final price of this item
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: is thirty two thousand and eight seventy one.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Aggie wins by completely getting him with the hole. Well,
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: this is fucking point.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Listen, when you bid just one dollar above him, I'm like,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Stevie's just gonna do the same thing to you. You
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: gotta put some space in there. But then Stevie didn't
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: quite understand what was happening.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: OGGI fooled me. I made it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: I made sure it seemed as hopeless as possible.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, thirty seventy one for that change
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: gold necklace. Yeah, I mean it's probably worth it gold,
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: which means Aggie wins this game and gets three points.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: It is three all. We have a draw. Fucking yeah,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: good game both of you. So we'll have to remember
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: to let Aggie go first next time. Yeah, even though,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: even though, even though it's a draw, you got to
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: go first this time. Remember Ogie gets to go first.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Next episode we do this, but that is going to
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: be it from us. Congratulations to both our winners. Play,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: excellent game on both all. Thank you always.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I forgot to record, but thank you.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: He's lying. I can see them, but it's right.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening. I hope you had
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: a great time like we did. We certainly had a
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: great time hanging out with you. You can follow me
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: online at Panther Sara and you can follow us tv at.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: You can follow Augie at. You can follow the show
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: at bfy tw podcast. You can follow my brother Kerosene letter.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: He did our music for this in every other episode
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: of the show, well most of them, anyway. And you
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: can send us emails at BFYTW podcast at gmail dot com.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: If we like it, we'll read it on the show.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: If we don't like it, we'll read it on the
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: show and make fun of you. You can go to
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: our website bfytwpod dot com. We have a voicemail widget
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: on that page under the contact us section. It's ninety seconds.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: You can leave us a voicemail and same rules apply.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: If we like it, we'll play it. We don't like it,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: we'll play it and make fun of you. So yeah,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: it's up to you whether you want to get in
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: contact or not. We love it when our fans have
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: something to say, have an idea, have something to throw
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: at us, or even just tell us that we're doing
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: a great job. We love that stuff and we eat
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: it up. Thank you so much for everyone who contributes,
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: because when you do, it really makes our day. And
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: you can also check out our patre If you really
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: enjoy what we do, you can go to patreon dot
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: com slash bfytw and you can follow for free, and
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: you get a whole bunch of stuff just for free
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: that Stevie just throws on literally for people who just
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: follow us, you don't need to contribute any money. You
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: still get a bunch of free stuff picture week. But
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: if you wanted to be a legend, you could join
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: our five dollars tier. We only have one tier and
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: it's five bucks, and that's it, and you get access
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: to everything going as far back as I think like
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: episode ninety one hundred somewhere around there two so much
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: stuff on there to go digging through, lots of between roles,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: mid rolls, between the breaks, pre shows, all that stuff,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: tons of extra shows that we make just for Patreon,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: and you get the episode early and you get the
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: video episode as well, and you would join the ranks
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: of such incredible individuals as Mexican Colin and A, Mags,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Justin B. Kristin F. David A eight bit Bridge, It
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: from Long Island, David M, Aaron R. Jeremy F. The
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: gate Leapers, Bill M. Crunchy, dj 'santhis Crystal D two
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: F Jeff, Gina Wells, met Native Pixie, and Ian. Thank
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: you so much for helping us make this every single week.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: We enjoy the crap out of it, and we are
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: pleased that you enjoy it enough that you want to
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: support it with your money. Means the world to us.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. But that is going to be
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: it from us, And I say, why, that's fuck you,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: that's