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Harry Shrimp Cocktail | Son of a Boy Dad #392 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: All right, already, welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 4: Boy Dad podcast. Did you guys see the news last night?
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  Speaker 4: We are here live from HQ three.
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  Speaker 1: You guys see that news story that's going crazy, that's
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  Speaker 1: only relevant today?
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  Speaker 4: Apparently Nancy Guthrie is missing? Is that Woodies White? They
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  Speaker 4: figure that out? And I don't think so now really
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  Speaker 4: unless they figured it out over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, who tell me about that Savannah Guthrie's mother lover.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I forgot. I see, I haven't known much about this,
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  Speaker 5: no one.
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  Speaker 4: Does, but it led the news.
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  Speaker 1: For that's how you can always tell, like that things
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  Speaker 1: are going okay. If something bad leads the news, they're
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  Speaker 1: not bad. But like, that's not a leading news story.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think that was a leading news story to
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  Speaker 4: cover up the actual leading news stories. Oh yeah, Like
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  Speaker 4: I went home like I was home. My parents are
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  Speaker 4: like glued to the coverage of Savannah gus Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, no one else on earth is thinking about
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  Speaker 4: this right now except for them, just like they're in
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  Speaker 4: their head. That's the biggest thing going on right now.
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  Speaker 5: I got to sign her mom. I'm obsessed with your
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  Speaker 5: crew neck.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, pretty solid.
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  Speaker 5: Can you unfold your arms just so I can get
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  Speaker 5: a real look at large mouth? But hold on, why
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  Speaker 5: are you.
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  Speaker 4: Just a little bit of a large mouth?
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  Speaker 5: Can you please let me see the whole thing?
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  Speaker 1: Is that glow in the dark?
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  Speaker 4: It does?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to get you under some fucking black lights.
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  Speaker 5: Is that made with like a lithograph? Is that like
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  Speaker 5: one of those sort of print type things. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: probably roll ink.
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  Speaker 4: Over it when you when you guys were kids.
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  Speaker 1: Could you see the seeing eyebooks? You know those? Never
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  Speaker 1: I'd never have seen one of those in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Never even know what that is seeing eyebooks where you
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  Speaker 1: like to see some like raw shack asstrawing and then
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be able to see some numbers in
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  Speaker 1: it or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never seen a large mouth howling.
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  Speaker 4: At the moon. Now most people haven't. That's why that's
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  Speaker 4: so rare. That that's a good piece, good shot. It's
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  Speaker 4: actually a photo. Where'd you get it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, vintage store. I don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't vintage.
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  Speaker 4: Not worried.
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  Speaker 5: Look like vintage, brother, Yes it does, which is cool.
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  Speaker 5: It looks great, and I'm really into it, and I'm
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  Speaker 5: glad we're finally you know, getting a real glimpse.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like some Filipino factory slop.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's made and that's that was made in America,
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  Speaker 5: American maid.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like someone's attempt to recreate something American made.
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  Speaker 4: About this off the TCN store.
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  Speaker 5: That looks like something that a daughter wears to remember
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  Speaker 5: her dead father because it was his.
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  Speaker 4: American maid that can't be.
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  Speaker 1: That's gotta be. That's got to be Asian, that's got
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  Speaker 1: to be shipped in a shipping container. Aren't the seeing
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  Speaker 1: eye that I'm talking about when where you like look
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  Speaker 1: at a it's like you look at just a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of dots or something, blonde test, and then it's like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: but then I saw it.
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  Speaker 4: It's this ship. Yeah, that's the color blond test. It's not, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Is there's supposed to be an image within that that
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  Speaker 5: jumps out and some people magic eye.
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  Speaker 1: That's I'm not seeing it.
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  Speaker 4: I guys are all color blind. Uh have you ever
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  Speaker 4: seen little Miss Sunshine? Yeah? Remember when he looks at
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  Speaker 4: the picture book? It's like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's literally the exact same thing. He breaks his
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  Speaker 5: valve silence because it can't be a fighter violent.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, scream spoilers. What an actor?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, drives me every every movie he's in his character
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  Speaker 5: you want to die?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we want that character to die. Yeah, he's a
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  Speaker 4: really good actor.
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  Speaker 1: That movie is so good except for Fritz in uh.
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  Speaker 4: Next Door next Door. I don't think I've seen it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh what a movie, Harry, you're missing out.
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  Speaker 4: I watched Primal fear M. What is it? Not great.
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  Speaker 4: It's just another like molesting movie. I'm over the child molesting.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it doesn't seem like it you bring it
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  Speaker 5: up every episode.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I bring it up ever.
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  Speaker 5: I think you are constantly referring to pedophiles.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the Epstein stuff. Like that's why I'm kind of
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  Speaker 4: over the movies. Like the movies are good when you
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  Speaker 4: know you're under this sumption that like that hasn't happened
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  Speaker 4: in like seventy years.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: It's seene ruined all of the pedoph pretty much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I can't watch Prisoners anymore. Well, it's like because they're
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  Speaker 5: like not even like Mystic River is dead to me. Well,
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  Speaker 5: they're like horror movies.
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  Speaker 4: But you're like, oh, I guess this is actually just
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  Speaker 4: happening like everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, except that all those movies that people stealing the
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  Speaker 5: kids and stuff are like trash, yeah, not billionaire parts
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  Speaker 5: of members of the cabal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, unless you watch like Taken, Like Taken is kind
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  Speaker 4: of like a human trafficking movie. It is years.
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  Speaker 5: That girl was like I guess she was underage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: But you're saying close enough, you're saying there's yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying that she got her like she could have
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  Speaker 4: gotten herself out of that situation. That's that what's it called. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she's old enough to cross the street to get hit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she can go abroad with her friends. She can go
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  Speaker 4: abroad with her friends. She can stop a home invasion
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  Speaker 4: from half. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But these movies are fucked because, uh, the guys who
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  Speaker 1: are making the movies.
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  Speaker 4: Are also pedophile one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: It's like being a pedophile and making a movie about
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  Speaker 1: It's like if Freddy directed Jason.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then like the big twist in this one
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  Speaker 4: is like the kid that got raped. It's like, turns
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  Speaker 4: out he's fucking crazy. That's the big twist. They're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I knew we shouldn't have trusted him all along. Guys,
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  Speaker 4: did you know it smearing the cardinal's good name. It's
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  Speaker 4: it's present Monday. It's President Monday.
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  Speaker 5: It's present Monday. President's Monday, the present Monday of this week.
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  Speaker 5: This present is we've got presents. Hell yeah, so big
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  Speaker 5: time presence. You know how we do it? Every week
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  Speaker 5: we do Present Monday. Of course, President for every week
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  Speaker 5: is Present Monday with breath. This is a pretty special
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  Speaker 5: present Monday patches. Uh, this is from our dear friend
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  Speaker 5: who is currently overseas. Oh wow, Fighter Pilot F eighteen pilot.
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  Speaker 5: He actually wrote us a note which I'll read. How
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  Speaker 5: cool is that? That's his squadron, the Red Day What they.
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  Speaker 4: Have stationary all right? That makes them less tough?
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  Speaker 5: The son of a boy dad. Thanks for helping me
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  Speaker 5: get through deployment. Enjoy the patches and swag. Love from
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  Speaker 5: Japan e af DMF. I think that means eat a
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  Speaker 5: fucking dick, motherfuckers, but that's just me guessing. From Captain
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  Speaker 5: Luke quote Fumble, Marcus Fumble. This is his call sign.
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  Speaker 5: Captain v MFA two thirty two Red Devils FA eighteen pilots.
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  Speaker 4: This is the hornet. This is just like a guy
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  Speaker 4: in like fucking Delaware right now.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I know it's not because Luke is a very
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  Speaker 5: good friend of mine, and because of that, you're not
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  Speaker 5: getting first pick of the patches, Harry. So we got
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  Speaker 5: we got sick fucking patches.
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  Speaker 4: These are nice, These are thick patches.
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  Speaker 5: We got Koozies doesn't need a koozy because he doesn't boozy.
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  Speaker 4: True, I do drink a lot of cand of beverages though,
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  Speaker 4: do you okay, plenty have that with these patches are sick.
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  Speaker 1: The devil made me do it. Yeah, for one hundred years.
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  Speaker 4: God, how cool?
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  Speaker 5: Look at these? Look at that one. I love that one.
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  Speaker 5: He's super dope. We can punch right in on that.
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  Speaker 5: This is the F eighteen. Oh yeah, F eighteen uh
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  Speaker 5: f eighteen right there. You can see that the red devils.
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  Speaker 5: The devil made me do it. It's just so cool.
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  Speaker 1: You know that they've caught some bodies at war if
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  Speaker 1: they have merch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was withies.
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  Speaker 1: You know that they were a destructive platoon.
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  Speaker 5: More patches and then and then oh they got stick.
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  Speaker 5: He said he's based in Japan currently.
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  Speaker 4: Damn.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like that's not terrible. He's doing my two favorite things,
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  Speaker 5: Japan and war.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine a better combination. Where's the
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  Speaker 4: ok No, he's in.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't even know if I'm supposed to say
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  Speaker 5: where the base is.
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  Speaker 4: Probably not.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm not supposed to, although I don't think it's
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  Speaker 5: particular the public. You know, it's cool. It's cool to
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  Speaker 5: always hear you're like, why do we have a base there? Oh,
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  Speaker 5: because we defeated them. Yeah, and they have to just
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  Speaker 5: put up with that for all time. Let me get
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  Speaker 5: let me get some of those patches.
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  Speaker 4: You want a sticker? These are cool. You can put
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  Speaker 4: that on your laptop. Those stickers are nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stickers.
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  Speaker 4: Stick me.
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  Speaker 1: The devil made me do it, Red devil when they
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  Speaker 1: black out the d and make you say evil, the
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  Speaker 1: evil made me do it.
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  Speaker 5: Check this out. One hundred years. That's how long the
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  Speaker 5: squadron's been around. Damn of the Marine Corps. And these
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  Speaker 5: are pins. Do you want to put one of these
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  Speaker 5: pins on here?
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  Speaker 4: With their marines? Almost I think the marine. Oh I
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  Speaker 4: don't realize that.
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  Speaker 5: O rah, No, we're supporting our friends, our friends over
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  Speaker 5: in the Far East.
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  Speaker 4: All right, devil dog love to hear that, yeah, orrah
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  Speaker 4: oh rah?
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  Speaker 1: If you guys, which which branch of the service you
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  Speaker 1: guys most identify with?
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  Speaker 4: Which one's my favorite?
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  Speaker 1: What do you identify with?
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one. That's a good question.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I got to get really specific because I think
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  Speaker 5: that I would have probably been an Army ranger. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: if I would have had my if I could have
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  Speaker 5: had my pick understandable. I think that Army rangers. I
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  Speaker 5: think seals. Everyone loves seals, but everyone says that seals
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  Speaker 5: have gone to Hollywood.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see that.
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  Speaker 1: How hard is it to get into being an army ranger.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's pretty tough. It's pretty tough. I
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  Speaker 1: would be Delta Force, and that's the hardest. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you would be Delta Force. Well, I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: the one that I identify with the most.
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  Speaker 4: Why, I don't know. I guess that's the first one
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  Speaker 4: that I came to.
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  Speaker 5: Because nobody really knows what they do in their free time.
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  Speaker 5: It's extremely difficult that they're impossible to reach.
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  Speaker 4: Always a meeting.
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  Speaker 5: You don't really keep friendships because you know they don't
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  Speaker 5: want to lose loved ones or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Five mile running under forty minutes, six plus pull ups,
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  Speaker 1: and a twelve mile rock in under three hours, six
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  Speaker 1: plus pull ups.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like that's kind of low to be an
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  Speaker 4: army ranger.
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  Speaker 5: I think the test there is like, uh, you have
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  Speaker 5: to be able to do six strict pull ups unbroken,
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  Speaker 5: which I got deadly right.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like fifteen would be like good number, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like six six, Well, they yeah, it's six strict form
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  Speaker 4: it's like, so what you gotta go all the way
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  Speaker 4: down and back up.
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  Speaker 5: You have to go up and you have to have
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  Speaker 5: your chin over the bar and like hold it until
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  Speaker 5: the beep and then you let it go and then
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  Speaker 5: you go all the way down like turn your rotator
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  Speaker 5: cuff or whatever the fuck it is all the way
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  Speaker 5: out so that you know, yeah, full extension.
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  Speaker 4: But like I don't know, like six six is not
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  Speaker 4: for the Army Rangers. Yeah, like maybe for the coast Guard.
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  Speaker 5: Pull ups are weird, man that you know, certain body
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  Speaker 5: types they're very easy and then others they're not.
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  Speaker 4: I guess if you're a seal, it's probably hard because
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  Speaker 4: you're probably fucking huge. I don't know. Like my buddy,
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  Speaker 4: uh who, I guess. So, Yeah, my friend, my friend
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  Speaker 4: that we used to talk about he was training to
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  Speaker 4: go for you joined the Delta Force. We're not allowed
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  Speaker 4: to talk about him anymore, but we can loosely kind
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  Speaker 4: of talk about him. He can he can do way
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  Speaker 4: more than six pull ups. I think strict I can
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  Speaker 4: do way more than six pull ups. Yeah, so I
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  Speaker 4: think we're all under agreement that, like, you know, that
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  Speaker 4: should be more. Can we write a letter back to
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  Speaker 4: Luke with like just some suggestions.
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  Speaker 5: That has nothing to do with him. He's not in
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  Speaker 5: the Army Rangers, was he.
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  Speaker 4: He's in the Air Force. No, he's in the Marines.
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  Speaker 4: But he's a Marine Corps pilot, Luke, do I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: you'd assume more than six?
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  Speaker 5: Probably, yeah, with out of doubt. He's strong, Yeah, good shape.
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  Speaker 5: But Luke, Luke's a very good friend of mine and
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  Speaker 5: he uh has gotten into listening to Son of a
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  Speaker 5: Boy Dad you, so he's hearing this. That's great, and
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  Speaker 5: I just want you to I want to tell you, Luke,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry for what Harry said about you.
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  Speaker 4: It's anything bad about Luke.
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  Speaker 5: You said, why does he not do more pull ups?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, I was id him. I was. I was
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  Speaker 4: going to write him back with just suggestions for the
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  Speaker 4: military in general. If he could bring that up to
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  Speaker 4: someone up the pipeline and say like, let's bump it
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  Speaker 4: to ten, you know, let's just get it to a
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  Speaker 4: healthy ten round number. Yeah. I don't think there's anything
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  Speaker 4: wrong with that. Army Rangers, Sorry, I have high expectations
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  Speaker 4: for our for our troops.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think it has anything to do with the
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  Speaker 5: allowance of women in the military, because everybody knows that women,
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  Speaker 5: for women, doing pull ups is harder.
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  Speaker 4: Mmm, I don't know about that. It is.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about that. That's there's something about the
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  Speaker 5: form of their.
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  Speaker 4: I think push ups are harder.
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  Speaker 5: No, pull ups are definitely harder for women.
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  Speaker 4: You've never seen a girl just be able to bang
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  Speaker 4: out like thirty pull ups. No, they all weigh they
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  Speaker 4: don't weigh as much.
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  Speaker 5: But they don't have crazy lats. I remember in at
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  Speaker 5: least when I was when we were young.
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  Speaker 4: I remember doing like the Presidental Fitness Challenge, and shit,
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  Speaker 4: I remember that women being able to just hammer them.
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  Speaker 5: Can you scroll back up there? Tyler got it right there. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: it is generally harder for women to perform pull ups
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  Speaker 5: compared to men, due to biological and biomechanical differences, including
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  Speaker 5: typically lower lower upper body muscle mass, lower testosterone levels,
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  Speaker 5: and then the weight. The weight of their labia actually
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  Speaker 5: keeps them closer to the ground.
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  Speaker 4: Despite these factors. Yeah, I mean, I don't know women.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking about six pull ups.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be for the women. But there's no
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  Speaker 1: biological differences in my eyes between men and women.
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  Speaker 4: And definitely no biochemical I don't see gender neither. I
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  Speaker 4: only see pull ups.
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  Speaker 1: I have seen women.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, how many pull ups can you do? More
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  Speaker 4: than six? How many could you do? Not six? But
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  Speaker 4: I think if I started doing pull ups again, I could.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: I mean I when I at my peak, I was
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: banging out you know fifteen?
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: What then I.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Exploded my arm? That was how I exploded. The tendon
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: in my arm was pull ups because I was just
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: banging out pull ups every day, all day.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: A world where you have ever banged out pull ups
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: does not exist.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: No, I was because I had a I had the
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: pull up bar on my door, and I was doing
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: like David Goggins. Oh you're doing chin ups. Brow No
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: wide grip pull ups. These are chin ups. Every time
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: you go in or out, you gotta do pull ups
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: as many as you can, because.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: You would burst your bicep on a that's a chin
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: that would be a chin up.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: No, No, I didn't burst my body forearm. It was
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: the forearm tendon tennis elbow. No, because it wasn't the lebow.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: It was down here Tommy John could be definitely could
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: have been. But let me tell you it did not
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: feel good.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably fucking and it is. You do
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: tell a story once a year.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: I tell it probably once a month.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: It's a great story. Well, shout out to the bro
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: for sending all these episodes. Does he can he listen
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: to a podcast while he's flying a jet?
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: I doubt it, really, I got a doubt.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Definite.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Definitely, they'd have no idea. He's definitely slipping in a
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: fucking single butt.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: He's got comms, he's on comms. True, but think he's true.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: But they don't think they are listening to Son of
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: a Boy Dad on the other side too.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: They'll just pass it through.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think so. I think they probably just
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: play it out loud at the bases like it's like
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: everyone it's like the Muslim call to prayers overall episode
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: of Son of a Boy Dad.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: That would be good if we got picked up into
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: like like we were the just everyone was listening.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I bet that there's been some somebody's probably been on
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: their way into battle just fucking giggling. Probably there's probably
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: been someone just in a tank.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: You can probably listen to a lot of podcasts if
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: you're deployed, for sure.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: It would be cool if we sort of became like
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: the face, just like a group of guys out there
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: and they've got like they've got like camo on their face,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: and they're they're they're camping for the night on on
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: the roote road to hospital, you know, all that military stuff.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Because I just get too excited. It's I love that stuff.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: And then they're they're out in candy.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they got a tiny little fucking speaker, a little
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: blue tooth, but they're keeping it low because there's bad
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: guys around and they're listening to us, right instead of laughing,
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: they have to do jazz so they don't give away
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: their position. I love that. Yeah, I think we could,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: because then we could get like, you know, we could
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: probably get set up some sort of live show.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Oh USO ship, Oh let's do a USO tour in Japan.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: I once asked if I could do that. I got
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: in touch and tried to put I've said this before,
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: but I tried to do that, and they were like, no, really,
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: there's no. I wasn't big enough at that point. I
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: think I could probably sort it out.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I think that would What if we say that we're
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: the official podcast of the troops. Can we just start
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: saying that the way that like people are like Coca Cola.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure there's like a military podcast out
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: there that probably already has official comedy podcast on the
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I think Matt.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: And Shane's is pretty big with the troops. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: they're huge with the troops.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Those dudes want everything crazy.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: We could get like, we could get like our you know, reservists.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: If Matten Shan's has all the active duty guys, like
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: we have the guys that are like live near a
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: fucking yeah place that has a bunch of old hummers.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: The guys who like do this, who salt the road storms, Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: They're stationed in d C. I think Trump calls them
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: in when people started looting. Yeah, exactly. The National Guard. Yeah,
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: we'll be the we'll be the official podcast podcast of
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: the National Guard. We got all the guards.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: We've got the Coast Guard, we got the National Guard,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: mall cops, mall cops, everybody.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I kind of want someone overseas, honestly. I want someone
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: that's stationed somewhere definitely, maybe for the like, is anyone
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: stationed in what countries? Are people stationed in the Middle East?
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: One stationed in Iran?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Right, not yet?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, if we become, if we put
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: our flag in it now, if we're the official podcast
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: of Iran.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: That feels like that could be a little controversial.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, there's an odd ring to it, sort of comes
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: off the tongue, a little clunky, little treason us in
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: a way, the.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Official podcast of Iran.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: You're the official podcast of the People's Islamic Republic of Iran.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I don't hate it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Do they have Are they doing comedy over there right now?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Actively? I would assume no, not taking a break.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: From But what about that scene in the Bob Dylan
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: movie where New York thinks that they're about to get
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: bombed and he goes down to like the basement.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Bar and the guitar.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: That's my favorite scene in the whole movie. And then
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: he makes out with her as he like he walks
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: up the stairs and they just you.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Don't think that that's happening in your own right now?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Some some funny ass girls on stage telling some jokes.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Probably not I had to get I don't think people
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: were like, it's a big country. I mean, I guess
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: they were people they'd already dropped nukes at that point.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Or like an improv show or something.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: I need to work a skin condition and they place
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: you would go on the vacation podiosis. Oh fuck, yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the improv scene in Iran. It's
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: like right now. I can't imagine they have much of
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: an improv scene.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I did it in a different country. I'll
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: take Japan. Are they listening to podcasts? Our podcast? Just
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: big in America?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Them really show them? Only big in like Canada and Australia.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Like, are there they're Chinese speaking podcasts?
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Gotta be right, I don't know. I'd imagine there's like
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: a couple. How was your meeting with Dave Francis.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: H pres good? I would say, yeah, it was pretty funny.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: It was pretty funny. We laughed a lot.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Was he laughing?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: He was, he was on the he was making people
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: laugh and then had a smile.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Goofy, I love what he feels.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: It's a great time to ask him for a race.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was perfect, just in the middle of the meeting.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: So funny, or the or just to rectify the first
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: class situation.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, you know what. I've I've had a lot
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: of thoughts about this, about the first class situation.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, I thought you got approved. I thought you were
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: flying to Ireland in first class or business that has
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: not been approved it. I thought that was approved.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to absolve yourself.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: I thought they you texted us yesterday and said that this.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Did you know that he has to ask for approval?
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: I tried.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: I got approval and then from the from the producer
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: of for Play, and then I was specifically told by
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: the travel coordinator that that's not good enough approval.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: So who does have to be approved by I thought
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: for Play paid for all their own stuff.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: It has to be approved specifically by rigs. There's like
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: a there's like an order chart when it comes to
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Francis's travel. I am so toxic to the company. The
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: how I travel is such a hot button issue that
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: there is a like flow chart of who needs to
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: get give permissions in order to unlock my premium travel.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: And the travel corners specifically said, ever since SaaS dismantled
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: this for you?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like whispered down the lane.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody kind of gets to weigh in on it, like
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: for solely equipment room Joe. They all get to have
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: a say whether you get first class.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Think it's like a company wide vote and then everyone
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: gets together downstairs. Do you know what type of a
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: person I am?
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Even though even though every time this comes up it
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: drives me fucking crazy too because it is a repeated
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: and never ending.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I trust me, I'm not happy either, kicking the dick
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: every time rand of us got what we wanted out
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: of this. You did a flying coach. You did, No,
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: I didn't. You brought me down. That's not what I wanted.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: You brought me back. All I wanted was to fly
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: first class. It's not been fair shown that that's clearly.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Never be happy if it's.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Not fair, as I remember you saying it's not fair
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: that these guys are there, and I never said though
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: I seem to recall that. Well, either way, you got
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: me moved back, and uh what I'm sick. This is
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: the type of person I am is that when I
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: go for my new contract, if this were to come up,
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: if I were to like be like Dave I want,
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: I will forfeit whatever X amount of my salary as
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: long as it is assured that I will fly first class.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: But I'm going to ask for that for both me
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: and for Harriet. Oh really, and I definitely would do that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Do I have to forfeit some of my salary too?
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Or all subsidize it? I mean, that's great. I wouldn't move.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Myself up to first class unless you were coming with me.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: That's the type of person I am.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I can shake on that, like I could go
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: that same round. I think you wouldn't.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Move up to first class unless I stayed back.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: And no, no, no, I want all the boys to
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: be up in first class. You don't what's good at
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: first class if my brothers can't eat?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Well, you told friends you would pay first first class
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: for the year.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we said nationally. We didn't say yeah, and
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: have you even done that? We didn't say have you
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: done one of those we had?
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: We had a flight to Orlando. You didn't do it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: You bought yourself an upgrade? Yeah, and I sat next
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: to the bathroom. Money's tight right now.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: So unfortunately we have one for fish week in this
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: coming week. You're getting him out of the tax situation.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: You're getting him an upgrade for fish week, right.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm flying fucking thirty nine f But.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: You're getting Francis an upgrade.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Francis all upgrade yeah, that'll happen. That's like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: we'll see you on Saturday at his kid's birthday. That's
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: a morning flight or a night flight. Morning morning. This
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: is what you know. Oh, let me ask a question
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: that'll throw us off the because you know, night flight.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't really care as much. Really, morning flight.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: I want to be upfront. Yeah, we got a morning flight.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: They have a fertada.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: It's just one of.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Those things where the menu you try to convince yourself
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: you've made your piece, and you do. You make your
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: piece with it, of course, and then it comes up again.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: The wound reminded constantly, and I don't know how to
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: cope with it. We got to come up with some
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: sort of solution.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: We came up with it, and you didn't do it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: What was the solution?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: You pay for his first class seats domestically that.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I already told him that. He just has to send
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: me the first like the upgrades, and I'll do it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: I couldn't do that to you. Why, Well, let's try
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: it out in Orlando or Fort Myers for for Orlando.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, four Myers, my bad.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, let's talk about fish week really quick.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Well, let's try it out. Yeah, we're in talk about it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: We're in the middle of fish week right now. Yeah,
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: if you're hearing this, we are in fish week. We're
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: in fish week.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: I caught a one hundred and ten pound tarpet.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Today and it weirdly had a sail.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Harry caught a dead body floating in the fucking golf Yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: thought it was a trophy fish.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I saw a video yesterday of a dude reiling in
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: a like crazy fight and then they get it up
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: and it's a tire. I said. They fought it for
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: forty five minutes. He was the guy was like you said,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: it was shaking like a fish.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Caught a rock, and I was fucking yeah, jubilant.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I mean every thing when you could, when you hook
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: onto anything in the water, it feels like it feels
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: like a fish, uh huh, because it's flowing with the current.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: We got me and my dad caught a fucking lobster
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: trap once with a with the anchor of a boat.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, Yeah, there's a big problem. Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I would almost prefer to not be catching fish, though.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: There was something about just not catching a damn fish
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: on that last fish week that was like that was nice.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: I couldn't disagree more.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It was kind of nice. It was just like us
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: against the world.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: We literally went fishing for like an hour.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you didn't show us a thing, and I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: thought that that was funny and charming.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Well, because we had to get into the action. You know,
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: this time will be it'll be all action.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because someone else will teach us.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. It's not even gonna be like them teaching us.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be like they're gonna do everything for you.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna go off the doc too?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I'm working on that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: But yeah, well we have to have a guy teach
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: us for that, or can we We'll have to get
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: our license. Do you think it's worth just us trying
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: to do one on our own and failing? No, not
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: at all. That's that ship is sale to fish.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: I'm hungry, I want The ocean is calling and I
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: must go.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm the kind of guy I'm casting and
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: anything I see, so like, you know, you guys can
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: fish with the guide of course, but I'll probably.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Oh see, I don't even have to see it to
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: cast late.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Late at night, I'll probably mosey down to the water if.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: We got that one house with the fuck it that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: that's right on the beach. Well, I know that would
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: have been cool, but it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Was thirty minutes from where we need to be. Uh.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: There is night fishing, of course, it's big time. You
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: can catch shark at night.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not interested.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: I don't either really want to do that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not really interested in the kind of fish that
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: you have to like put your body on the line
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: to bring it in, Like lifting up my arm and
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: reeling is enough. Well, the tarpin are one hundred pounds. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I mean i'd imagine they're pretty similar to the kobia.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: I think they're way bigger than that. Dude.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those cobes were, you know, forty pounds at most.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: What about that big one that we we cat that
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: that huge one that had to have been more than
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: forty pounds, I don't know. I think that's probably closer
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• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Well should we get out with Wells? Wells was saying
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: she wants to share some of our content when we go.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a case of her. Yeah. I mean, if
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: you look into one hundred to and one hundred pound fish,
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: it's got to be that's gotta be a fucking battle. Yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: that's gonna be a battle bringing in a mermaid like
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: I I'll be honest, I don't know if I can
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: do that now. I don't know if I've got that
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: in me. Not not without your pullups. It's strength that
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: you've been like letting.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Go, but it's it's it's better and stronger rods, right, yeah, yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: so it's built for that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they're for that. But you still feel the
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: just engage with just his hands. Why would he do that?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Is that a goliath grouper? That's that's a red snapper right.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: There, gorgeous fish and you get to keep those and
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: eat them, and god do they make for good eating?
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: Oh you ever had red snapper? I don't think so.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: No snapper savech No.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Red sappers or coconut crusted. I mean, that's one of
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: my favorite dishes.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: So why don't we tell them that we're looking to
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: just dial in on the snapper? He doesn't.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work like that, bro.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: We're going we're going we're hunting tarpin on the first
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: we're going for snapper and grouper the second day.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: You got it. Grouper, I mean, grouper would be like
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: my arm. I've said it, I said it yesterday, But
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: I think my arms would just they'd just go with
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: the rod. That's a catfish. I think it's definitely a catfish.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Oh man, But do you ever when you're when you're
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: like reeling in a red snapper, do you ever think
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: about the like nice memories that it had as a child.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: No, because fish don't have long memories, right.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: They have memory. That's how they know not to eat.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: That's how they know not to like eat gold fishes
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: and have short memories.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: That's why they are fine to eat in like by
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: the dozen at a frat party.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Gold live Yeah, yeah, never had one, not really my
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: cup of tea.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Back up at Delta Sig up at State they used
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: to have a party where they would just be live
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: goldfish and it'd be like, holy shit, Freedberg, just ate
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: twenty live gold that's nasty.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: By the way, I've noticed around I've been getting I've
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: been getting a lot of feedback, unsolicited feedback for things
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: that I say on the podcast. And I just said,
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: I don't think fish have great memories. I was thinking
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: of goldfish, right, that's the saying three seconds, Oh, look,
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: they do have that's a myth, because I meant you
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: heard the saying, like, yeah, memory of a Goldfish.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Memory. Inevitably, somebody is going to message me and
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: a I can't believe you thought fish didn't have memories
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: and you went to Harvard. I don't think. I mean,
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think they have like a particularly good memory.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Dory from because she forgets stuff, but
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: pretty frequently.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: What I was going to say is that we didn't
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: take fish at Harvard, just as I didn't take flags.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Everyone got on me for not recognizing the Norwegian flag.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: We didn't take flags at Harvard. Now there wasn't flags.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, I'm sure there is a class, but
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: it just wasn't on. It wasn't one that you took. No,
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: that was a far afield. Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: And also it's like where would I have learned that? Well,
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: playing FIFA that's where you learn.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: That's when you flag of Norway. I didn't play a
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: lot of FIFA. They were trash.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: They weren't a good team in FIFA. They're like three stars.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, FIFA people people will Someone was like, yeah, this sucks.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: What the fuck are you talking about? I played FIFA
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: the I played when we were in Birmingham. She was
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: ass you were probably ass at it. I am assd
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: at it, but it's also just slow. No, it's a
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: good you know, it's a good sports game. NHL You
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: ever play that? Yeah, we should play that. I had
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: NHL ninety nine on the computer. Really, yeah, what are
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: you playing with? Like the keyboard?
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: It was amazing, dude. The intro to that game was
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: fucking incredible.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: That's insane.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: It was like, would you stop a speeding bullet? Are
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: you afraid of the masks? Ran the goalie? It was
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: like this crazy, crazy intro. I'll bring cool, I'll bring
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: the PlayStation down. I loved it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Will you bring down FIFA?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: You could fight in NHL ninety nine? Could fight in
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: all of them, could you?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Ninety six you could fight in ninety seven? I
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: remember you could fight in damn crazy.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was playing NHL ninety seven. Was sick who
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: was on the cover, then Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: It was like someone from the black It was like
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: someing from the Chicago Blackhawks. They had like Chris Chellios
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: might have.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Been, Jeremy j R.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Might have been Ronick might have been one of them.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Really absolute beauty. What were you guys playing those games on?
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Just that? You said the computer has oh I also played.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: I also had triple play ninety nine, the baseball game.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I never got into. That sounds fun though.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Old Time Hockey still played, or I don't know if
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: he still posts. Do you know old time Hockey? The
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: account he's.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Like, hey, buddy, you're just gonna go and make some
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that guy. Mmm, that guy's great.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: You would always play a little NHL in ninety seven
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. Bring down the bring down
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: the PlayStation. Let's play some FIFA. I'll spring for it
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: for you, brother. Me and Francis will play a little
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: FIFA in there.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be nice. You get a little FIFA gown,
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: you get a little have UFC.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Me and Francis will play FIFA.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: UFC is fun.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I bet that's fun. It's very fun.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Because you get to punch and stuff.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you get to punch it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Just give me more fun of me and Francis are
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: playing against each other because we're on this.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be fun. Get to watch that ninety minute
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: game unfold.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It's like a five minute game.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: That shit's ass. Have you seen the movie Green Street Hooligans? No?
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Have you?
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm thinking about this scenario. Let's say that we're
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: in you know, downtown Fort Myers. Yeah, and we're walking
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: and a group of bad guys comes up and corners us,
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: like seven or eight guys, right, yeah, yeah, of course.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: And I turn to you and I say, like, all right,
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: put our We're going to put our backs to the
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: wall so that they can't surround us. You take the
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: right half. I'll take the left half.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: It seems like we're surrounded already. Would you listen to me? No,
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: would you. I would try to try to de escalate
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: with my words.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: It's too late for that. These guys too late. These
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: guys are already.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: It's never too late to de escalate. It's the die
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: is cast. You're going more again. I mean, yeah, I
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: don't know. I don't think I would be able to
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: just take care of the right half.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: But I'm just giving us the best chance we have.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the best chance we have would be
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: like me, just kind of stand there and you just
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: try and take them all.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: No. See, I need you at the very least. You
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: need to protect me.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be no good when I get one
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: first round. Kode. The first guy that comes up to
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: me is just gonna kill me, so protect yourself from that, right,
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: I don't think I can fetal position? Yeah, right to position, Yeah,
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I think that I would have to start there, Like,
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I think it would have to be the best plan.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Our best plan would be like I go fetal position
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: and you just try to protect me.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: What if I just joined it started kicking you with that,
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: and I'd be like, yeah, I've been meaning good thinking guys.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm just in a bad spot, not good.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: That movie is the biggest joke because of Elijah Wood's character.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He sucks so bad, not even him being tough, even
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: at the beginning when he's like you a fucking bloody
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: juno and he goes over there and he's trying to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: convince this British guy why baseball players are better athletes
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: than soccer players. And he's like, the New York Yankees
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: have a picture that can throw the baseball ninety miles
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: an hour. It's like, dude, ninety miles an hour doesn't
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: even make you the best picture on your high school. Dude,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: and you're using that as the shining example of like
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: American athleticism and you're supposed to be a that like
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: completely takes you out of it right away?
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Is that Channing Tatum?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: No, it's just some British fuck.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: It looks like Channing Tatum and then it looks like
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: fucking that kid looks like someone I don't know who.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe we watched that. Maybe we watched that down in Florida.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Gonna we're gonna need to stay extra day.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Charlie so much. That's Charlie, y'all know.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Charlie Hunham is an awesome actor.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll have to watch Green Street Hooligans while we're
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: down there.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, what about the horror movie we were talking about.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: No, I think it's gonna be Green Street Hooligans. It's
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: gotten into you. I think that's kind of what everyone's feeling.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I don't mind getting spooked. I don't.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I don't mind that at all. But we were gonna
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: have to start it early.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Maybe watch it on the boat. Maybe we get starlink.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: And oh yeah, throw it on the boat just to
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: psych us up while we're in our forty five minute reel. Well,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: we're just battling. Just watch Green Screen Hooligans.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: What if we're getting like a ship wreck out there?
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Is there room for forsli on the boat? No, what brutal,
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: ruthless apparently for Soli is dying to go? Is he? Yeah?
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Shut off? Yeah, apparently he wants in.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Why big fan, dude, if we brought for Soli, our
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: boat would sink within a one hundred yards of sure.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: I mean it's gotta be a pretty big boat.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Now, you'll find some way to create a catastrophic wreck.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, we wanted you see the dolphins. Fa
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Solely Apparently he really wants in.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that we were saying that maybe he gets another
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: boat to fly drone off of, like he rows out
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: to fly drone and just kind of floats by us,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: or maybe we tug him.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Does really want to come? Yes? Yeah, Well how did
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: he know about this? I don't know. Fish week is
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: making What do you mean it's it's national news?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Texted me about it? I know he texted Mac too, Right, Mac.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: You're a kidd. But Solely is your boss? Oh my god, listen,
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a. I love me for some FASOLEI
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: but that that he would be in charge of anyone.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: He can he can, Uh, he had to approve your travel.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I think he can take George. He was down there
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: in Dallas when we were down there, and he definitely
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: was like running the show.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Okay he was.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I was just telling these guys he made it. He
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: was so sad when I brought up the Diana Rassini situation. Oh,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: you don't know about this because you don't have Twitter anymore.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: You don't know about it. You don't know about that
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: happened the Rabel Mike Rabel you texted.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Our group were like, come get your boy Rabel and Russini.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: It's not a good look. Why not? What's wrong with her?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: She's married and she's all reports on the on the
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: she's like the insider who's always given like.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: An affair ball. Let's not jump to conclusions here. All
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: we have is P and V pitchers. He might have fallen.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Let's not jump to conclusions. Yeah, it looks like you know,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, he's coming off the loss in the
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Super Bowl, Like it looks like they're just they're hanging out,
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: just decompressing. Apparently there was the four other people that
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: aren't in the photo. He was like, A, I s
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: is this is this a big story? It's the biggest
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: story possible. Can you remind me who Diana? You've seen
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: she's in a sideline reporter.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: She's like an insider. She's like an NFL insider. She'll
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: like break a scoop, be like, I can't tell you
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: who knows this.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Huh. I was going to make that. I had feel
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: you were going to say that you have I knew
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: you wanted it. I said, I'm going to let him.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Have it inside her Yeah, classic, Yeah, she's They said
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: it was laughable. But and they said, there's four other
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: people there with them, even though they're on the roof
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: of a honeymoon suite that you can only get to
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: because there's you got to two people allowed, and they.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Got to show the view. You got to see the view.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Like it's clearly like a it's like a hupping at sensation.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: It's an adult only resort. If they land out, like
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: if they pan out, they're like in the middle of
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: like the Grand Canyon. It's like that. Yeah, yeah, I
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: saw like I saw like the wide angle photo and.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: It's like the New York Post article so fucking beautiful, funny.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: It's like, I get it. I get this.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: She's quite lovely. I don't have an issue with that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not and she's gross. I'm saying she's
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: married and has kids, so.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Yeah, that's not great, but I mean,
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: you know, and she's.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: And she's trying to drive up the price of a
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: J Brown through her fuck buddy, and she's trying to
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: screw the Eagles over while she's screwing.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Uh, that photo is.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Bad, Like how yeah, so beautiful, so beautiful sunset.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: People they're hiking on that cliff over there, four other
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: people seventeen miles away.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: They both said they were rudolps of three yea out there,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: the third person in a group of three, and that
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: it was laughable.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: How do they not see the person taking.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: The photo that that could be that could be for
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: solely then Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: He's flying a drone in fucking Utah and they caught that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: You gotta feel like such a piece of ship taking
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: that when you're taking those photos just all the ways.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Well it's two weeks ago, so imagine the negotiation that
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: this person had with TMZ and the Daily Mail and.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: They sold them. Paparazzi are ruthless, Yeah you ever. I mean,
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: I guess it's like, you know, they shouldn't be.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the paparazzi are the bad people in this situation.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: They're definitely the bad people, but you do got to
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: feel a little bit like, oh, I'm ruining someone's life. Well,
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: I guess like you're not ruining there, like they've made
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: their own decisions. But at the same time, it's like
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: they're they are thinking, oh my god, this is my moment. Yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: this is my break.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: There's definitely like this is they didn't stumble on this.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: This is like Princess Diana photos.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Well, but like someone wasn't taking pictures of goats and
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: they turned around and slved Rabel and Rassini.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: It was like someone's on a mission, Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: To find someone got tipped off exact by a bell boy. Yeah,
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Grand Canyon, Hilton.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, whatever the fuck they are wherever they are, Exotica,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Grand Canyon.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. I'm I'll be honest, I'm
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: a little worried.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this could I mean, this could spurn them.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the off season.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, like Drake May kind of had those
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: snapchats that were getting leaked. He did it. I'm just
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: starting to wonder what kind of team where we're.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: What's what's the Drake May snapchat snapchats?
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: You didn't see that. When they were he was like
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: posting like the ones from college. Oh from college? Yeah, yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: they're old.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: He's a married man now.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: I think he was. I Meanhi and his girlfriend have
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: been together since they were like ten. Okay, so handsome.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: It's a nasty world. Doesn't he look like he'd be
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: one of Harry's friends.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Harry doesn't have friends anymore. I have tons of friends
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: and talk about them making that face like that. You know,
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: you know, my friend who moved went fishing with one
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: of our fans.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I love that you cannot say this person's name, but
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: we all know who you're talking about it. It's like
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: some weird fucking like I'm kind of just doing it.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of just doing it to funk with him now.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: But yeah, he went fishing with one of our fans.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy? Like just the two of them on
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: a boat? Nuts? He messaged me recently. Oh yeah yeah
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: he did.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: What did he say?
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you out of nowhere. He goes, uh, happy
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Easter weekend? Brother? Who is?
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: And then he named a woman and I go in, haha,
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: what do I know her? And she he goes, she
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: followed me on Insta and you follow her too. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: figured you knew her, and I gave up my social
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: media so I couldn't check.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, and and I was like, uh, send me a
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: screenshot of what's that? What the fuck is he texting
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: you about this for? Because he had a batty slide.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: He's like thirteen followers on.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: This gut's even better. So I was like, I can't
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: really check, but send me a screenshot of her. She
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: must be cute, and he goes, ha ha, she's all right.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: I unfollowed her so I can't see her profile now.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Followed, but he is, so I go cold, cold, cold
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: as ice. This was this weekend, Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: On Sunday on Eastern Do you think he's gonna make
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: get mad at me for telling this story about him?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean that's his problem at that point.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: He shouldn't be texting every host of the podcast. Does
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: this want us to talk about it?
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Does it piss you off that he's texting me?
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: No? No, I don't care.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: I don't think I think you care. I thought that
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: was the funniest thing that he would.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: First of all, he followed her, and I was like,
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: I don't like that, and then was like, he's.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Still talking about it.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still she's still on his mind.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: I needed I need a triple check that I haven't
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: let a good one go here.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: I have no idea who the woman is, you know.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Uh, don't tell him that though it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Could be it could be someone I'm related to, or
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: someone that I thought was attractive. But if BO doesn't
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: think she's attractive, I'm sure I don't.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah he said his name.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll have to bleep that out. Damn it.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Well, now we all know who's I don't really know.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, like I he said he's coming to Uh,
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: he's gonna come to Atlanta for the Bush thing, that
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: the next bush event. So I was like, it seems like,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: you know, you're trying to get back in. He want
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: it out now, he wants back in because he probably
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: saw the perks of Yeah, he went out on the boat,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: went fishing. Yeah, he's using you for fishing. Now he's
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: using me for women. Yeah, for gosh. Yeah, it's not good.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: He's trying to get he's trying to get I'm gonna
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: have to have a conversation with him. He's trying to
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: get axe wounds through me. I'm going to say, control yourself.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: What do you think he's going to use Rome for?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, well once he knocks up gash lady.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fatherhood advice.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Hey man, I need I need help getting my kids
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: into the best kindergarten. You know you knows here and
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: fucking Birmingham, Birmingham, Boomingham.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I think we're going to go down to Birmingham soon though.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Scope it out. It looks nice to be honest. I mean,
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: he's got a yard, he's got a house in a
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: front and a backyard.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: People said we were wrong about Birmingham, Alabama.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's me and bow were actually me and Yeah,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: we were talking about it the other day. You're talking
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: about it the other day. We were saying. He was
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: saying that he thinks that you would really like it,
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: and he said that the guy that he brought out
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: on the boat said that what Francis needs is a
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Southern gal is apparently, so they were on the boat
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: talking about you. Is that why he.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Do you think he's trying to step me up with
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: this girl?
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: He could be I can't too late, I can't I
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: have no access to it. And they said that they
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: said that you don't know that. They said, that's the
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: one thing that you don't know that you're missing as
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: a Southern gal. Well, Jerry said that I need a
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Latin woman. Yeah. So everyone has their pago, got their
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: own opinions. Yeah, Jerry will be like, you got to
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: get down to Columbia. Yeah, He's like, they're safe. You know,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: they don't talk, but whatever, they don't talk. They certainly.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: They certainly talked back, but there's just a language barrier.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what you need is one of the people who
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: was on the show Summerhouse.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: I kind of agree with Boll. I kind of agree
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: with them. I think that I think that you would
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: I think you would like the.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: South America, South America, the South.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: No, the South, like you would get You could, first
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: of all, you could buy a house that's like the
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: size of this office, I know, double the size of
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: this office for like, and it would be like not expensive.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: What good is that? You know what I mean? It's
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: so good.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I could see Francis stepping out onto the front porch
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: of like it's yeah, that's plantation and a linen.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Suit, and you just you don't even see like the street.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: You just see like the like your your yard.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: I have always like into the distance, those sort of
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: mossy trees where the moss or whatever hangs down off
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: of them and creates that kind of yeah, uh foggy, spooky.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly what I mean. Yeah, that's a dream.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: They're they're heavy in Louisiana.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, like I thought it was a dumb idea.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: And then like we'll like I'll like FaceTime him and
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: he'll be like fucking chipping balls in his front yard. Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Look, that's awesome. I guess when I say, what's the
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: point of that, I mean, all of those places are
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: so far away from where my work is. Yeah, I
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: guess I would only have it as like a vacation home.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think that you could help Dave
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: rewrite the book that you wrote from anywhere, what, Like
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you could have done the book stuff from Birmingham. Yeah,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: if you had a house, if you had a plantation
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: in Birmingham.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: If we established this podcast as a remote podcast, like
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: if we started it as a remote podcast, like, I
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: would definitely not be sure.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: I wonder if we could fase that in somehow just
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: green screen, like we each get a slice this set.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we would have to do something like that. But yeah,
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: I would probably wish the guys are talking over each
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: other a lot more than usual. That's literally the only
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: problem with doing remote talking.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Over each other, because we don't right now. Yeah, well,
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: I feel when I say that I'm guilty of it,
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: but I don't necessarily mean to. I'm just not looking
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: necessarily at the mouth.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: What you got. That's how you avoid it. I mean,
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: doing it on remote is impossible unless you guys all,
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: unless everyone's got like fiber in and like.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: But because when you're doing it live, you can kind
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: of turn down your volume in the middle of hearing
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: someone else talk.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: You don't realize it till later on.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Do you see how you just did that? You started
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: to talk and then you m.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: No, I kind of just when we do this, I
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: kind of just go into a flow state you were.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You like naturally modulated your your voice.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm sure this is what people want to
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: hear about.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, this is good podcasting. Where would you
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: go if we did this remote? Where would you live?
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: See? That's the thing. Probably, like I'd probably end up
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: just staying around here because I don't really want to
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: move that far away from New England, like I like
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: living in New England or that area. I guess, yeah,
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: but well that's where I would. I would go to Maine,
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: but yeah, I would probably go somewhere. Probably got to
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: either Massachusetts or New Hampshire. Not mein New Hampshire's go
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: to New Hampshire. They have no uh what's called sales
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: tax they have? They have no income tax either. I
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: think they have income tax. I guess it's like it's
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: the same as like Florida and Texas. I don't think
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: you're right, literally having a conversation. If I'm wrong, I apologize,
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: but I know they have no sales tax. State personal income.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Does not have a state personal income tax on wages
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: or sally. Wow, so for you, that's a win for you.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that either. Sorry. They didn't teach New
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Hampshire state income tax at Harvard. That was not a
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: class that I took. I know, but I didn't know.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: I'm the dumbest person.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: I said when my dad said that, and I was like,
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: there's no way, it's the same as like Texas and Florida.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: And he was like, no, it's the same. Well, New Hampshire.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: That's well, you know what's crazy about that? Yeah, it's
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: like when there's no sales usually they have to a
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: state has to make it up somehow, right, So if
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: they're giving up on income tax or sales tax, like
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: that must mean that there are some other tax in
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: New Hampshire has got to be like the highest in
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: the country, probably like uh, school tax maybe, or like
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: they're fucking local property tax exceptionally high local property taxes.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. But if everything is cheap, like
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: what if I just got like a nice little just
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: a one bedroom.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Why not have a spread? Why not be in a
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: nice little hamlet and have some land.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Because the property taxes are going to be through the roof.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the property will still be cheap.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: That like, the.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Tax will just be high. I see, the percentage will
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: be high.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: I see. So yeah, I think New Hampshire is where
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna move.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Have you ever even been there?
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: So many times there's very little ocean front. Yeah it's fine.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Portsmith is really the only area that has any access
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: to the ocean.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not like a big ocean guy.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Port Smith is beautiful.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Smith is nice, right now, are you gonna go to
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Lake Winnipesaukee area.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love Winnipesake. Well that's a night. That
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: is a nice area. I know, it's fancy. They got
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: a lot of summer camps out there.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I was up there when I found out Michael Jackson
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: died in Winnipesaukee.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, same time my dad used to go to
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: camp on Lake Winnipesaukee. I saw him up there. Really.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: He told me, Michael Jackson, excuse me. That whole exchange
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: not possible. Now, you never would have got We never
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: would have got that. Yeah, we wouldn't have had it.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Fiber optic cables not fast. But I also probably would
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: have been, like, as soon as this was over, I
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: would be outside, you know, stretching the legs, getting loose.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: It's a real Sophie's choice, it is. Yeah. No, what
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: it comes down to is I just got to get
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: outside more. I was talking to Robbie Berger you know
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: your power. Yeah, yeah, it was cold cuts there. No, No,
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: I was just text well I don't know, texting with yeah. Yeah.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: And first of all, I told him he's got to
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: come on the pot, Yeah definitely, And he said he'd
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: love to. He likes the pot great, so I think
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: that that would be good. I don't mean to make
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: executive decisions on who we should ask. No, I would
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: have Robbie, I would have Yeah, I think rob Robbie
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Berger would be a great guess on the pot.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: So do I Okay?
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: Well, glad to hear it because it's a very different
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: tune from the one you sang when you were like,
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: who the fuck are they?
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, they got some crazy names, nothing wrong with that, they're.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Huge, But he's saying that their names are funny, like
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: crazy big names, just like he he just thinks they're
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: they're clowns.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: To him, No, they're not clowns. It's just when you
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: hear those names and you don't know who they are, like,
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: that's gonna be your reaction. It's like, what, whose name is?
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Robbie Coldberger is a common name? Well, it's too it's
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Robbie Berger. And who's the cold cuts?
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Joey cold cut Joey cold cold cutz is a common
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Italian name. I don't understand.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: My name is Harry, Harry shrimp cocktail, shrimp cocktail.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: That's like, like.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Honestly, like I don't think like I mean, I don't,
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: It's not that crazy to be like, who are they?
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: But now that I know, I'm fucking obsessed with both
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: of those names.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Branch design Harry cock.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Like. You understand that if that was your name, Dave
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: would pay you three times when you're getting paid.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: You understand that right to that Cocktails, Harry shrimp cocktail.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: You know that, Dave.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Like if you even if like you went a witness
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: protection or something, or even just had a different disguise
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: somehow got an internship, you would get hired right away
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: as Harry shrimp Cocktail. I really need a new name
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: with Frankie Lasagna.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can see Harry being a little cautious right
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: now because he's worked very hard to rebrand himself off
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: of Little Sasquad. I feel like this name is setting it.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I would love it.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Harry, please, and gentlemen, your next comic Harry shrimp Cocktail.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then every and I would get up and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: I would do only jokes about shrimp cocktail. You ever
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: get it when the shrimps it's a little too jumbo
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: ahead of my anyway, I'm at to tell you to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: my set here, and that's it. And those are the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: only ones you can make, and tried some new stuff tonight.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, that would go so fucking hard.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: It would be nice. I think could be good. I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: think it would be a good change for me.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: That's like it's like a merks on.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: I mean I would have to get out. Probably that
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: would be like when I move maybe, like maybe I'll
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: move to Louisiana and I'll be Harry shrimp Cocktail, Poor
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: boy Harry. You know they'd be so.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: There'd be some detective in that small town who'd like,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: finally put the photostail.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Scary Settle. Yeah, what's he running from? Definitely need I
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: need a better name. I think that's what's really holding
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: me back right now.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't need to just fall back on
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: The shrimp Cocktail.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so nice, I'm buying. I mean, and Francis Lazagna
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: is really good.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Francis Lagna is great.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: It's really fucking good.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: That guy gets that guy gets a lot of that
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: guy gets in a Josh Safti movie. Yeah, Francis lasagn Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: That's probably true, but that's the only movie he ever did.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was still though, like you know, Shallo May
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: you have shallow May's Instagram or something. Probably not phone number,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: but actually.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys follow each other? Could be yeah, son
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Well, the point I was gonna make was that I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: was texting with Robbie Berger. Yeah, and I told he.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: I was like, I said, uh, because he heard that
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: how we talked about him again. Yeah, And I was like,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: you know, I had to explain to Harry who you were. Yeah,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: And he was like, I thought it was hilarious. And
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: I was like, you have to understand that Harry is
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: like a ninety year old man who lives in Paris
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: and only leaves his like rent controlled apartment to feed
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: the pigeons from the same bench every single day. As
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: soon as that loaf of bread is done, he goes
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: right back inside.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, essentially not if I Well, that's because I live
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: in New York, though. You gotta keep that in mind.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: What if I was down in Louisiana.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, you'd be riding a fucking four wheeler around, You'd
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: be on You'd be on a fan boat in the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: fucking bayou.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Big time, stretching the legs. Hear it pull boy back
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: for Welcome back to two Days? Oh? Man, so nice.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: You gotta get down there.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: We should all go down to Birmingham and we should
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: do a video down there.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I always wanted to do a video where you're like
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: supposed to be finding Birmingham, England and you wind up
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: at Birmingham out about. I don't know if which one's worse.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Though, Birmingham, uh one.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: You know what we could do, which I think would
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: be cool, is we could we could make the series
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: about finding Bow.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: It would be interesting. I don't know if he would
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: like it.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: Wasn't there a movie called Where Is or Who Is?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Bow?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: Afraid BO is afraid.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: I don't like that. I think we're just finding BO.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: I think we could find him. I think it would
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: be a very short series.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: It'd be very easy to find him.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just kind of just pull up on him.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: But what if we couldn't message him, and what if
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: we had to go down to Birmingham and find just
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: through word of mouth asking questions. Basically I think we
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: would be able to find him easily searching for Sugarman.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Oh you watched that? Yeah? I did, really have talked about.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: That multiple times as often as your burst.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Fourth and I always say every time you bring it up,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: I say, you got to watch that, not anymore. You
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: watched it? Correct? Pretty good, great phenomenal. Yes. Isn't it
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: so funny that he was just fucking like painting houses
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: in Detroit and.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: That once he went back and did the tours that
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: sold out tours in South Africa, he came back to Detroit.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: This I don't want to do that ever again.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably gave him so much anxiety that he had
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: never had. He was probably just all day so like
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: as he's strokes.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: And they were like, yo, it turns out that you're
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: the most famous person ever in South America for South Africa.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: I think we go find Bow. It's not a bad idea,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: and we find out what he really wants.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I think, but we can't let him hear this part
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: of it or actually, well, you don't know his address, right, No.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I think we go to the city center of Birmingham.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: We could probably find him within a day easily.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: I think we can find him in less than that.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think so how long has he been there?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know, month, two months? Yeah, not that many people.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Know Bo Birmingham is, Like, you know, BO is.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: The name of the show that's good, do you know show?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I think that the city center, like, I think you
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: could map the parts of the city where he would
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: walk in a pretty narrow like I think that Birmingham is.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: I just think that he's I think he's talking to everybody,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: so I think he would certainly seems like. I don't
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: think it would be hard to find him. I think
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: if we went to the city center, the big guy
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: he was just in here here. He literally just left
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: two minutes ago.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: He asked me why I was following this girl, and.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know, man.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I need a Southern Bell. I think we could find that.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: That would be a fun show. Do you know bo
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: show would be?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, I still think the better show would have
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: been if you came and found us in Wyoming, Francis.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: I wanted to, but at that time I actually worried
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: I would upset you if I.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: Didn't know it would have been so funny.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Do you have what are you look?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: You're looking for a where's my fucking vein?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Did you guys take it's not funny?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: It is not funny anymore.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: I thought I had a water so you did do there?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: It is sorry. That is a full moment of you.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: Like remember when you used to lose your vaping to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: be in your bucket?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: That was funny and fun Maybe I do need a
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Southern Bell though. I like that idea.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: I think it would be smart. I think it would
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: be I think you would like the South a lot.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: The problem is that I I'm about as New England
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: of a boy as as it gets.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I think that there's like a U curve where it's
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: like you're too far from it, like you get it
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: gets close to each other.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: I feel like that, Like I feel like some areas
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: of the South, like that are like somewhat similar to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: like your upstate area.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a different accent. Yeah, I definitely think that.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: But then you, like you, you would wind up meeting
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: a girl who's like, no.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: I'm serious, it's too hot in the sound. It's very
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: like that's the thing that he really struggle with. I
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: can't live down there. He also hasn't been down there
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: when it's been Yeah, two hundred degrees, it's coming. Yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: it's gonna comes. Yeah, I don't understand.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Really well, this is gonna be a dumb comment again,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: but I'm just just know.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: That I know that one hundred degrees.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: And if you think about if you think about how
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: it's like in the summer, it's crazy humid in New
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: York City, right, crazy humidity is awful, right Hell, And
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: then you're like, well, what's what's a completely different climate
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: from New York City Florida, And yet Florida gets incredibly.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: Humid, does it? I feel like I thought Florida was
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: supposed to be like a dry heat. It's not. It's not.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: It's humid.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: The swamp is dry heat.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, I guess that when it makes sense. They have
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: like thunderstorms constantly me Florida's yeah.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Arizona.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: That's the only place it's not humid.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Where is it?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: California is not that humid because of the coast, I guess.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: But why don't we have is anyone.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: The mountain can humidity?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Humidity? Humidity is the worst. I hate the humid. It
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: kills you.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I'll take one hundred degree dry heat over eighty five
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: high humidity any day of the week.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Humidity, I hate it. Graphical location and moisture sources, et cetera,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: et cetera.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: See, I don't mean to flex that much, but I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: just do not. I feel like I don't feel temperature
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: as much as other people, hot or cold. I'm never
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: over here being.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, I only feel lying.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: I only feel the heat.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: I'm lying. He's not lying.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: He drives city bikes every day of the year, old
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: coldest day of the year.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: He'll he'll be biking.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Home in the office. You just learned the phrase pick me,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: and you're just spamming it like a toddler.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, freezing out, did you guys? Not biking? Huh No,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: just walking around? Yeah, I was making fun of him,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: fucking pick me. I was picking taking pick me jokes
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: about you. No, it's about that's because you got that
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: you got that central air. What do you what do
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: you mean you got central air at home home? Yeah,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: Francis has central air. You got central air. You need
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: to put it on me. Well, he's saying that.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: The only reason I don't I feel this way is
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: because I have central air. Oh, you have central air.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: I feel like when you got when you got central air,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: Like the temperature doesn't matter. You're going you know, you're
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: coming home to like it's when you walking by like
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: an old navy and like a hot day, open the door,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: dust of cold air. That's nice. Yeah, you know what
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: I've learned, Harry, which is crazy. What have you learned?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: Will you think about how cold the winter was that
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: we just had.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah it wasn't terrible.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, come on now, it was.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: It was unrelenting and brutal.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: It was a serious feel temperature. It was a bad winter.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: People would tell him, Yeah, I heard you.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're saying a lot of people are saying they're
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: saying it's cold outside.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: I take their word. Well, apparently we're getting a nasty
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: cold front.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, No, I have no idea about that.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: But go on, you're we were having a terrible winter,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: well allegedly.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: When you my building, the building I live in is newer, Yeah,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: and so it I didn't turn on my heat one
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: time this winter.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: So well insulated.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Because it's so well insulated.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy. My my apartment is, so my apartment
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: is whatever temperature it is outside.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: Your apartment is made of bamboo. It's like it's because
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: that window that the mud hut. Yeah, that window that
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: I have, it's essentially just open. It's just no, there's
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: no closing it.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: It's thin glass. Yeah, it's thin glass. And there's also
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: a gap that's this big in the window. So it's
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: always it's if it's cold out, it's freezing loud.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: And I've lived in really old apartments, old walk ups
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: and things like that, and that is the thing you
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: realize is that the insulation thing is is a big deal.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Temperature regulation in New York is crazy.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: But I'm I'm a big temperature like I'm always noticing
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: the temperature, Like if it's if it's too hot, you're
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: gonna hear about it like.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: A girl that's like a girl.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's too cold. You're gonna know.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: I don't think you.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: Are, because you wear coats when we podcast.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: That's just this morphia. That's just that's that's that's the
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: body of this morphia breaking through the temperatures.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: The tears, priorities, Maslow's hierarchy.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. Damn dude.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be so nice in Florida. What tempts are
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: we looking at next week?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: I think? So that's for some hook.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: It's all really really good.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Get some hook going. Ask Gemini you do you favor?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: Ask Gemini real quick? What the weather is going to be?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Did you see Sam Altman responding to that?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: Uh? The guy making the video, Yeah.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: That's so that guy, first off, is so fucking guy.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: He's he's done so many of those videos.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: But he's also like done, he's doing the lord's work
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: showing how fucking dumb a is.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, especially Chatchibt.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: This guy is like asking chatch Ebt, Francis this is
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: a video for It's so funny.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: He just asked chatch Ebt, like time me when I
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: run this mile And he'll just like go like walk
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: off screen and be like okay, I'm back and chat
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Ebt's like, well, it looks like you took seven, like
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: seven minutes before on the dot.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Then it says ten on the dot when he does
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: it again, and it's like and Sam Altman had to
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: like address it, saying that model can't do that.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: Well, he just addressed it and pretty much like it
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: doesn't work. Yeah, He's like that model is actually not
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: capable of keeping time. It's like, so, then why is
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: it allowing him to keep time? Yeah?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Why is I saying it can't?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: And then the guy's like you're lying, He's just his
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: his dumby it. Sam Oltman, is it has to be
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: the worst human alive?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Definitely top three right now?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Really, did you hear about the allegations from his sister.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: No, apparently he was touching on his sister what forever for?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, since she was a damn near a toddler.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god. Three to thirteen or something like.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: It begs the question is he actually gay or is
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: he pulling the can and Spacey? Yeah, what I guess
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Kevin Spacey was gay. I don't know. Remember when Kevin
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Spacey got in trouble and he was like, well I'm gay, Yeah,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: So and it's the perfect get out card.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Sam Altman's a fucking freak.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: In every way possible and a liar. These dudes just
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: like are trying to Steve Job pill themselves fake autists. Yeah,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: nothing worse than a fake autist.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: Well, it's like they're trying at Steve Jobs themselves, but
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: like Steve Jobs was so much more like innovative than
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: they are. Like they're not really bringing anything to the
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: table other than like, like, does anyone actually use chatgybt
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: still like frequently, people still hammering it.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I'll hammer it for a recipe in a workout. Those
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: are my two things that I'll use it for.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, I have a workout coming today that it's gonna
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: fucking ruin my life.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: I gotta go back. I haven't been to the gym
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: in like over a week.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: Oh boy, I'm really someone someone sent it to me,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: and I am genuinely afraid of what.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: It's what is about to happen to us?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Well, okay, uh, this guy he just sent me the
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: clip and he goes, good luck, and it's uh, you
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: take two kettlebells and you're basically doing it's like a
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: man Maker workout. So I think we used to call
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: man makers. It was like both kettlebells down, you do
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: a full push up and then you stand up, you
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: clean them and then do like a double thruster, and
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: that's that's one. And you have to accumulate one hundred
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: clean kettlebells.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: And you're like a woman maker.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: You're trying to do it. You're trying to do it.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: Under thirty minutes is the goal?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: Many one hundred, one hundred, Oh my god.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: So basically, uh, they say do five and then rest
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: till the next minute starts. But that's still that's a
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: that's a thirty minute. I don't play with I don't
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: play around with that ship like this.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: The next next set begins when the minute ends. That's
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: how they did us in Uh, when we got in
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: trouble in track, did you sprints? Oh we had the
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: beef test. Yeah, did you have the beef test? Well
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: we had to do it because we got in trouble.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: So yeah, that that's hell.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: We had to do one hundred and then they just
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: say no, one got to one hundred. They had to
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: just cancel the whole day. Were like throw it. Those
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: dudes crying literally like dudes just fully like bawling their.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: Eyes like god, dude, high school across at Chevros my
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: freshman year, Adam Horgan, who was better at hockey, we
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: had to run the bay As as part of preseason
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: in full lacrosse gear, which was banana.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: It was March, and.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: We're in cleats, yeah, with helmets and sticks. And meanwhile,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: like that's a place that people jog and you're past,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: you're getting passed by guys, like you know, it's brutal
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: cleats on this on this gravel. Anyway, what happened was
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: we were all running it and apparently Adam Horgan and
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: I think uh, I think Sam Sam, I can't remember
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: his name, and maybe Preston, although I can't remember what
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: their last name, Sam Sam with Sammy Dangles on Instagram.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, that's all I know he was. He was
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: also really good at hockey, dangles in multiple sports. Yeah,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: they they called a buddy of theirs, like a quarter
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: of the way around. Yeah, had that guy picked them
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: up in a car and then they like drove and
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: waited in a parking lot and then got to the
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: last quarter and then uh ran the rest of the way.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: And we're like pretending to be really tired and coach
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Deeke Andrew found out and made them run.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: And who told him? I don't know, Come on, someone
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: told obviously someone told, yeah.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: To be honest with you, to be honest with you.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know that that had happened until coach
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: made them run endless, endless, endless sprints while the rest
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: of the team just watched.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: Do you think I don't think I would be able
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: to be a coach like that? Like, don't you think
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: that when you feel.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Bad, they're not in paths?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: I guess you got to instilled discipline. There's also like
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: certain uh, there's certain conditioning where like the kids just
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: start to jog and you can't go any faster. Yeah,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: And that's I'm trying to think about. Why were there
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: certain conditioning tests and things that we did where everyone
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: did throw up?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I don't understand. And like when you
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: get to that point of like I'm like when we
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: were doing the beeping thing, like people are crying, people
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: are throwing up, Like clearly we've passed the human limit. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: like maybe it's time. What were you in trouble for?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: Because we had a meet and it's like when you
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: have like one of those track meets, there's like nine
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: hundred dif and things happening, So everyone's kind of just
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: competing in their own lane almost and it was downpouring,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: and so everyone when they finished, they just went home.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: It was that it was a home meet and everyone
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: went home. And then there was like one event that
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: like hadn't happened yet, and I guess the coach was
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: like we were all supposed to be there watching. It
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: was literally like what event?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Was a rain that'd be brutal? Stand for the hammer throw?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like something like that.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: Your coach is really mad that the the fucking track
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: team didn't have great TV chemistry.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: The guy got fired, He got fired girls who were
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: poll vol thing and do everything's so yeah, he got
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: fired like a year later for like hitting a kid
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: or some shit. So, yeah, I can't do that. Can't
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: be doing that?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: You confused Rick psychologically?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we used to, Well doesn't that kind of just
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: go to show like that that's what he was trying
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Then he just wanted to hurt something.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: He just was trying to hurt kids.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that he failed out of the police at me.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we nothing compared to the conditioning we had
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: to do in college though, especially when we were we
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: would and it would be like punch season, which was
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: like when you were getting into the it was like
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: rush basically.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: So we'd have events during the week for all the
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: final clubs, and you know, you'd have to drink. You'd
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: be drinking, and then we'd have lift at like six
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: thirty in the morning and we would all the sophomores
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: would be we'd still be drunk time and you smell
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: you could smell it on our breath. And then when
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: the conditioning coach, when our strength and conditioning coach coach
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: mal and smelled it on our breath, he would just
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: be like, all right, everybody, grab your grab your gleats
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: and in a couple.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Of trash cans. This was in college or high school college, yeah,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: and it was just like we knew we were about
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: to get face fucked. Is it worth it? What do
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: you mean? Like, is that worth it to you? Don't
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: a choice, you don't have a choice. But like, like
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: for me, like that was never worth it. Like for me,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: it was like I was like, I'm just not going
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: to play sports anyway.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: So the good question, right, when you've been recruited and
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: that's how you've like gotten into the school. You have
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: to you feel like you owe it to the team.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: But I quit. I quit late my sophomore year. Yeah,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: and then because I just couldn't take it.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: I feel like, but I've heard that from so many people,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: like going from high school sports to college sports and
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: just being like this is not worth it.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then but it like has it. It has
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: a psychological effect on you because it's part of your identity,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: and yeah, there is a real closeness. And then my
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: senior year, I went back and played again, which was
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: a huge mistake. I should never have done. Why Because
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: I'd had enough. I'd had enough. They got rid of
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: the coach. He went over to coach Maryland, and then
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: the coach, the assistant who had originally recruited me, got
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: hired as the head coach, and he asked me to
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: come back, and I was like, finally I'll be able
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: to play for the coach I wanted to play for. Yeah,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: I was recruited by a certain coach he'd been there
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: for twenty nine years, Coach.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: Anderson, And as soon as he got they fired him.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: In the summer before I got to school, and then
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: they brought in Tillman, who has become one of the
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: best college lacrosse coaches ever really, but he had come
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: from the Naval Academy.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: Oh Jesus.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: By the way, Harvard had been terrible at lacrosse, which
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: was a big reason I wanted to go there. Everyone
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, you know, we care about a well
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: rounded education kids showing up to There were so many
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: stories I was told on my official visit, like there
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: was this great story about this kid who had had
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: he was one of the face off specialists. And in
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: the off season, you only get a certain number of
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: like actual official organized practices. I think it's twelve in
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: the IVY League. Everywhere else you can have as many
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: as you want, but we were limited because the IVY
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: League was like so stringent on emphasizing academics over athletics,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: and so we were only allowed to have twelve official
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: organized practices in the fall. And the way that you know,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: you supplemented that was by having what we're called individuals,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: which was where like you could have a one coach
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: with up to six players for like an hour and
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: a half total. And so I think we were allowed
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: like two of those a week. Yeah, and you just
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: I know, this is really in the weeds. But so
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: the face off there was a guy, a face off
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: specialist who was like a backup guy. And this was
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: before I got to the school. But the story was
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: that he'd gotten so drunk the night before and they
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: were out on the field and there were they were
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: there was only one other face off guy, so he
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: had to be there with him to train that guy.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: And they were waiting for him out on the freezing
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: cold field and like fifteen twenty minutes late, they see
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: him and he's jogging out and he's wearing khakis, and
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: he is drinking a black coffee through the runs.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 8: Of his helmet, sipping as he's running out and and
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 8: and they're watching him run out to the fucking He
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 8: finally gets out there, he's super fucked up and like
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: and the coach is just like, I.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: Mean, what are you doing? Like no, and he goes
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: was it the khakis coach? And he got suspended.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: There was a story. There was a story that we
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: were told.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: All of this was told to me on my official visit,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: which was part of what made me want to go there. Yeah,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: I was like oh, I'm not going to be running
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: to the ground this this team has no no cast,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: no delusion of winning a national championship, and this seems
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: like a great place to go because I didn't care
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: about that. And so the other story I remember being
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: told was that they had the previous year, they'd gone out.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: They'd flown out to play Denver in Denver and out
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: there some guy like program the night. Then after the game,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: they were all in the team hotel. And this was
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: at a time when like the seniors on the team
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: who were twenty one could go drink yeah in the
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: hotel bar or whatever, and like might have even been
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: drinking with the coaches, probably yeah. And one of the
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: seniors on the team met this like milf yeah divorcee
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: who invited him back to her like penthouse apartment in Denver.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: And the next day they were all flying home and
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: he was He called the coach and was like, I'm
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: not coming back. I'll be back in like three days,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: and they were like, all right.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: He had a fuck fest in Denver.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: I stayed in Denver with this woman and just like
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: banged her for three days and just then he flew home.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: These were the stories.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: That I was told, yeah, yeah, where I was like,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: I love.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: This, So what a semester? You can just go fuck
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: a mill everyone?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: And then what happened he got there the culture of
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: the team. Every junior on the team went abroad in
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: the fall. It was like a full blown ritual. Like you,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: they were just gone for the entire fall off season.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: And then when Tills came from the Naval Academy, they
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: had gone to the national championship against Syracuse. It was
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: a military school. Jesus, you know, half the fucking team
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: ends up as a seal, right, yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Which is not that hard. We've established that difficult.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: He reset the culture immediately, and like I remember distinctly
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: our first, our first week of organized conditioning my freshman year.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: It was five thirty in the morning, three days a week,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: five thirty first, the very first one we had. I
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: was so afraid of sleeping through an alarm that I
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: I didn't sleep one minute. And I remember just walking down.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: It was four thirty in the morning, it's dark, You're
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: walking down across the river to fucking run separators. The
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: separator Why was it so early? Because you have class?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: He was setting the tone. Tilman was setting the tone.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: He was like, no more of this bullshit that I've
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: seen or heard about. Yeah, and then and then nobody
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: fucking anyone, nobody. It was like nobody went abroad anymore.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: I had wanted to play two sports. I wanted to
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: play soccer in He was like, are you kidding? So
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: I played my freshman year most of my sophomore year,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: and it's just like, this isn't what I wanted to quit.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: Then after the junior year, Tilles went to Maryland and
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: then they brought back the assistant from the original regime
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: and he was like, come back and play. And I
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: went back and played. But I shouldn't have. Then I
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: would have done If I hadn't done that, I would
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: have done the lampoon and I would have done like
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: stand up and I was getting into that stuff at
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: that point.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck, you should have done the lampoon. Actually, God
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: doesn't make mistakes.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: That's why.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: By the way, that's why there's a huge hole in
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: my statistics on my go Crimson page for my sophomore
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: in junior season.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: Oh brings down all the averages.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: And so he wasn't good. Well, I was my freshman year.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: I started and then I quit so, and then I
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: tried to come back and relearn Division one lacrosse my
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: senior year and actually ended up working my way back
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: into the lineup, but by that point I wasn't.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: I wasn't junior years.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: Junior year was the best year I had. I went,
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: I went abroad southern France and that was really cool,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: travel around and then uh came back and just like
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: got good grades.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they brought you right back, couldn't keep
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: you away. Did some theater. Oh it was cool. An
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: acappella any a cappella.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: I tried out for one of those groups, but got
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: all the way to the end and then they were like,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: we don't like the fact that you play lacrosse too.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: This is too big of a commitment.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: We quit.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: They do a seven continent tour every every.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Little munch Antarctica.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: Singto the that's the DN and Tonics that we were
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: talking about with Shane the GNT.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Listen one time, my bad, my bad, actively listen one
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: time for us.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: I heard gin.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: I don't even I feel like I just blacked out
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: telling my entire life story.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: Oh that was very nice. Well, end of the pod.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: I felt like it got like it took some weight
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: off my shoulders filler.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: Maybe what we'll do is we'll just put like a
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: little bookmark on on the episode, be like, hey, listen,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: if you fucking hate Francis, just skip the next ten minutes.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, you don't have to do that.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: You're thinking too much about that to kind of show.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: I always feel bad though, because people message it to
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: me and I'm like, I don't want them to have
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: to listen to this, but I can't stop myself.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: You don't have to listen to anything. They're choosing to listen.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: To it hate listening.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, they're fucking they're probably just like they're probably
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: flying a two person like fighter jet and they just
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: can't like change the channel.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: They're just fucking whipping through the air. They have both
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: hands on the fucking missile.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: They got bogies on the silk, have the they don't
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: have like the plus fifteen button. I can't Shacob.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: That was that was Why did I bring that up?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: Oh? Because I asked if we were talking about conditioning. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: the conditioning was no. So the answer was no, it's
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: not worth it. Once I had tried it, I should
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: not have gone back. I mean, it's probably definitely worth it.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: If you're like fucking like an insane football player and
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: you go to like a D one school or like
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: an SEC school, yeah, and like you're like, this is
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: just I'm just training for the next four years, for
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 4: the next two years, however long.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: I will say that I think that a lot of
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: the players on the team, I mean the alumni network
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: was so close to the team that they got jobs
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: as a result of having played.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: But were you bummed at all that you didn't get
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: in any when the nil was around?
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: Probably could?
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: I actually don't.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know for sure that the IVY League, oh yeah,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 5: kind of right, nil payments. But that was a benefit,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: was that if you wanted a job in banking, there
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: was like an internship waiting for you. Yeah, yeah, that's nice,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: one call away.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Or if the boys on the team now want a
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: job in podcasting, you know that we'll pick them up
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: I got hit up by a woman on the women's
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: lacrosse team who was like, Hi, I'm interested in media
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: and you know, entertainment and would love to I would
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: love to. I would love to come and do an
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: internship at Barstool Sports this summer, and so I was
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: happy to hear that I passed her name on to
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: the to the team. I was just like, give her
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  Speaker 5: a shot.
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  Speaker 1: When that When you're writing the book with Dave, how
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  Speaker 1: often does he say sling it? Oh, this guy can
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  Speaker 1: really sling it. I feel like Dave loves to say that.
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  Speaker 4: It can sling it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what does that mean.
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  Speaker 1: He was saying it about somebody recently that when I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to him, He's like, yeah, he can't really
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  Speaker 1: sling it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he has like the what do they say? He's
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  Speaker 4: always like, you know, I don't I'm not going to
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  Speaker 4: make the guys that can only that can only throw
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  Speaker 4: sixty try to throw a hundred. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He'll also be like he's here for a cup of coffee.
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  Speaker 4: He loves to use that a cup of coffee. Everybody
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  Speaker 4: hit me with that for the first time. Set me
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  Speaker 4: back to you. Oh yeah, multiple times. You're here for
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  Speaker 4: a couple of coffee. Yeah, David's been I think at this.
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  Speaker 5: Point I've I've had like a fucking jumbo Venti latte.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. He doesn't. He throws around like
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  Speaker 4: You'll hear him say someone's been here for a cup
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  Speaker 4: of coffee, and you're like, I guy's been here for
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  Speaker 4: like forty years, longer than me, Like, I still haven't
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  Speaker 4: had a cup of coffee. Yeah. I think in Dave's mind,
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  Speaker 4: it's probably everyone that. Like I think Dave probably just
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  Speaker 4: considers everyone that came after they moved to New York
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  Speaker 4: is like brand new.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, Yeah, a cup of coffee, and then
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  Speaker 1: some people he just doesn't even Acknow, So what did
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  Speaker 1: you say to the girl, Like, we could use it,
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  Speaker 1: we could use a girl member.
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  Speaker 4: Passed her on pastor down the I don't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if they'll daughter of a girl, mom
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  Speaker 4: hire her. Should have a spin off totally.
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  Speaker 1: Or like a brand under us and it's girl content.
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  Speaker 5: The men's lacrosse team is doing great. They're uh I
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: think they're ten and one right now, nine and one.
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  Speaker 5: They'd beat Brown this weekend they lost to UNC, but
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  Speaker 5: UNC's got to be the best team in the country. Actually,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: But do.
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  Speaker 1: They want jobs in media?
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  Speaker 4: Do they want to be junior? Uh? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I think a lot of the UNC guys aspire to
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: be professional lacrosse players, which I don't think that that's particular.
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  Speaker 4: And what else do they want to do? I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: I mean I stay at home heads or like what else?
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  Speaker 4: How are they going to make money? Though?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: Look we laugh that story I told where I landed
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 5: just miraculously at that private on that in Miami. Uh,
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  Speaker 5: there was a group of young guys that were in
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: the private airport. They'd come in right behind us, and
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: all of them were like UNC lacrosse alums. So clearly
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: someone's doing pretty well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they probably all have like they're probably working
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: in like investment banking and ship they might be. Yeah,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: isn't there like the only guy that's making like money
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: like that as well, like Mike orb not Yeah, Mike Rabel.
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  Speaker 4: Mike Rabel.
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  Speaker 5: Dating Diana yea uh yeah. I mean I don't know
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: exactly how the how that PLL league is doing. And
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand really why lacrosse doesn't seem to translate
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 5: particularly well to a professional league because I don't know,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: the college interest seems pretty high.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like fun to watch, it's nice, like
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: high scoring, it's cool. Yeah, action pack indoor they fight, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they sling it. What is it called the box League? Yeah?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: Shout at the cannons. Philadelphia wing shot to the Boston Cannons.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, they were outdoor? They were they?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I thought they were indoor.
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  Speaker 4: I thought had played it like TD Garden.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that's the Cannons. Maybe it is, but
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: it could have been Lax and Chooses.
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  Speaker 1: Thinking of Frisbee, Chooses was the ultimate team.
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• 1:38:28
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• 1:38:30
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• 1:38:32
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• 1:38:35
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  Speaker 4: be back on Thursday. Goodbye,