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Tavern Pizza Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.22.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. If you're listening in Fresno, Hoppy
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  Hour starts live in 27 minutes, but if you want
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  to skip over the best of, which I don't know
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  why you would, but if you want to, skip over
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  it to 28 minutes, okay? Hoppy Hour starts live
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  in less than 10 minutes. Stand by. Here's the
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  deal. I refer to others as part -timers in a
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  derogatory term. You wonder why your business
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  is dying. That's what we finna do, kill the radio.
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  the club to itself. If you listen to all the
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  shows on this feed, you know that there's somebody
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  I associate with. I'm trying to, you know, keep
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  it safe. There's somebody I associate with online.
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  They got rid of the streaming feature so you
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  can only listen on the over the air radio. It's
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  Cameron Hank. It was nice being able to listen
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  to people across the country and radio goes,
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  why is everyone going to Spotify? Well, when
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  you can't listen across the country, that's no
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  good. And there's a rumor. I don't know if this
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  is true. I'm in a lot of groups for radio shows.
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  And there's a rock station. Oh, my neck cut.
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  Radio for the last 100 years, when it was successful,
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  what did they do? Oh, they paid. It doesn't go,
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  oh, you're at another stake. Can't listen. We're
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  pretty much repeating the late. the why he paid
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  for bandwidth on his website. The why he paid
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  for his own merchandise. People, you get the
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  point. Rogan does the same thing too. They pay
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  for everything. They make the money back. What
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  a concept. You invest in your success was the
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  quote that Adam Carolla said. And from like,
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  Alexa, when did the radio first come out? The
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  first real radio broadcast happened in the early
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  1900s. Reginald Fessenden sent a voice and music
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  transmission on Christmas Eve, 1906. Alexa, stop.
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  Alexa, I'm good. It's a hundred and... Wow, that's
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  crazy. A hundred and twenty... Alexa, I'm not
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  talking to you anymore, honey. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
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  stop. Like Opie and Anthony said, you're the
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  whole of the show. So, the thing is... For the
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  past 120 years, the radio's been out. Let's say
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  between 1906 to 20. So for 104, they were investing
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  in themselves. And then they started counting
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  pennies. And when you count pennies, you get
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  the results back of counting pennies. In concerts?
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  I mean, Call Her Daddy's essentially a morning
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  show, isn't it? I mean, not that. Theo Vaughn's
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  technically a morning show. That's what radio
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  is. be like, I know people will hear this and
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  be like, shut up. Don't lie to yourself. Let
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  me see what my LinkedIn .com says. All the boomers
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  that still have the money go, oh, radio's not
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  dead. No, your bank account's just not dead.
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  Shut up. Hot ass women at the Rays games. Let's
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  see here. Anything on LinkedIn? Nothing really
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  right now. See, 99 .9 % of people stood. Yeah,
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  they heard someone put the radio on when they
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  were driving. This absolute dork, this absolute
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  loser, known as Michael Robinson, I'm so sick
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  and tired of these guys on TV saying things.
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  He wrote a whole statement, but I'm going to
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  play what he said about Jalen Hurts, but he wouldn't
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  say it to Jalen's face. It's going to be awkward
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  now at the Super Bowl row. You just burned a
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  bridge with Jalen. You're an idiot, and you represent
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  everything wrong with the sports media. At least
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  stick Inspire your opinion. NFL Network's mad
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  at you about saying this. I made a comment that
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  it looked like that they was kind of pinning
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  this season on Jalen Hurst. Now, this is just
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  me looking, outside looking in. I don't know
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  nothing, guys. Yeah, you don't know anything.
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  You're an idiot. But it looked like they were
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  trying to pin the outcome of this season on a
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  Jalen Hurst. Uh -huh, because he's the quarterback
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  and MVP. Idiot. Just so that they can have an
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  excuse later on to move on from Jalen Hurst.
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  I mean, that's not... Total incorrect. And again,
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  I'm not saying I know nothing. You don't know
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  anything. You don't even know how to talk proper
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  English. But if I'm just playing devil's advocate
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  here. That's the worst. It's called being a contrarian,
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  which all freaking sports TV does. It's awful.
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  I'm thinking that way. If I'm Jalen Hurts or
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  anybody in Jalen Hurts' camp, I'm saying, well,
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  if everybody's hurt, I'm hurt too. Guys, I've
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  been cleated before. And I'm not saying, yeah,
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  you don't have to hide. You're not a ball or
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  a shot caller. You know, a superficial blood
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  clot isn't serious. I'm not saying that, but
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  I advise all of our viewers. I hate when people,
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  oh, I'm not saying it. No, you are saying it.
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  Just say it. Idiots. Hey, you guys, you're 43
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  years old. Yeah, you were a fullback. Your accolades
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  were, oh, one pro bowl. Nice. and 422 rushing
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  yards. That's why you went to TV. You aren't
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  that good. To go Google superficial blood clot
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  as opposed to a real blood clot. And I'm not
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  a medical guy. You're nothing. You're an idiot.
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  You're a moron. You don't know what deadly squat.
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  But I'm just saying, to me, to me, it looked
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  like Jalen is kind of getting himself out of
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  the fray so that this lost season with Jim J
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  .D. Yeah, and he said sorry about this. What
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  are you doing? Stick by your opinion. It's a
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  cycle. Sports announcer says something stupid.
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  It said it. This is a lost season. He's pulling
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  himself out so that this doesn't look like it's
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  on me. Blah, blah, blah. Well, that's on you
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  for being an idiot. Absolute embarrassment. You
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  represent everything wrong with sports TV. What's
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  going on here? Last night's Monday Night Football.
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  49ers pulled off a nail biter. winning 23 -17
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  against the Commanders. It wasn't easy. The 49ers
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  led 20 -3, but had to hold off a Washington comeback.
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  Malik Mustafa was a game -changer, forcing a
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  turnover on downs to seal it. What do you think
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  about Dan Quinn not knowing it was fourth down
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  and then lying about it in a post -game conference
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  like a bitch? I'll skip the commentary on that
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  one. If you want, I can pull up what Quinn actually...
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  Alexa, shut your ass! Alexa, you're useless!
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  Alexa, what am I paying for? You're boring. I
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  hear you, Ryan. What specifically has been frustrating
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  you about how I work? Everything. Dude, you're
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  Alexa's. It's because of the AI. It's training
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  to annoy me, which I love. It's an homage to
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  Craig Ferguson and Jeff Peterson, the robot.
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  But my God, my mom even is getting annoyed. When
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  my mom's getting annoyed with the AI. You know
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  what's the problem? Alexa, do you know what's
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  the problem that my mom even finds you annoying?
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  My mom's the nicest person ever. I've sent a
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  report about that to the team. Oh, great. I have
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  too much fun here. It is a heated exchange. Let's
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  start her coming back. Between Nick Sirianni,
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  the coach of the Eagles, and reporter bitches,
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  Jeff McLean. Were you briefed by the medical
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  team? Before you do this press conference on
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  why he was permitted to fly. Yeah, they really
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  fucked over Jalen Hurts. The city of brotherly
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  love, my ass. Hi, guys. I talked to the guys.
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  As a spokesman of the team, we're just hoping
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  you give some information. Yeah, these reporters
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  are getting a little smoky. Address this. I've
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  talked to you guys. Yeah, he really hasn't addressed
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  it. He's just saying he's addressing it. He's
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  doing a thing a lot of people do where they're
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  actually not addressing it, but they're saying
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  they're addressing it, even though they're not
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  addressing it. But you can say you're addressing
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  it. I've addressed it. No, you haven't. But I
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  said I addressed it, so I addressed it. But you
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  never addressed it. But I said I addressed it
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  to say I addressed it. You get the point. About
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  this, again, the medical expert. I've addressed
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  it. Experts are there. They're going to pay $4
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  million in plea bills. Jesus, man. Remember when
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  he beat up Tequila Tequila like 17 years? You
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  little bitch. Bullard. Piece of ass. Known as
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  Carly Arcegaard. I love seeing the sexism online.
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  Like, not literally love. I don't. Everybody
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  misquotes me. I thought people out there misquote
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  me. Shove it off your ass. Makes you get that
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  quote, right? Oh, well, the thing about it is,
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  everybody's like, oh my God. You know what? She
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  really cares. Oh my God. Hey. But when a man
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  does it, oh, he's, he's very focused on his game.
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  Here's the latest from Justin Herbert. Hi. The
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  problem is they're not even like three and three.
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  The division of the Chiefs never should have
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  got rid of frickin' what's his name? Eric B.
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  Enemy. They had two years of Jeff Nagy. We're
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  seeing why the Chiefs are back, dude. If I was
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  a betting man, which I have enough of us already,
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  I don't really need to bet. I would say that
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  the Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl because
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  Eric B. Enemy's back. Your best effort is really
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  dreadful, and I think a little. The shooting.
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  That kill. This. Not at lunch. In a statement
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  from the state attorney general. Mom is isn't
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  Mrs. Elon said he will give each of his kids
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  SpaceX shares. Oh, father of the year. Be a firm.
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  I'll be a family. He'll meet you and he'll complete
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  the murder because then it would be implying
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  his dad did the murder. Problem. Girls out here,
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  we're talking a little bit. She's partying three
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  days in a row. Mom was in time. She goes, no
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  maintenance. Blah, blah. Obtained by News 6 shows
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  the Haines City patrol car allegedly driven by
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  now former police officer Joseph Everett. The
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  Haines City Police Department fired him. He'll
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  be a former officer for about 10 minutes and
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  then we'll get reinstated. Everett, after Orlando
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  police arrested him on suspicion of driving drunk
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  in that patrol car. Man, this is a guy that's
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  serving to protect us. Man, funk that. Videos
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  posted on social media show that Haines City
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  patrol vehicle going the wrong way down this...
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  Yes, when you're messing up. Mm -hmm. I'm sure
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  this guy was totally not a dirty cop. I'm sure
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  he was so great. ...on Way Street here in downtown
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  Orlando near the Dr. Phillips Center. I'm News
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  6 investigator Mike DeForest. When Orlando police
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  stopped that patrol vehicle... Yeah, he's like,
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  yo, homie, let me go. I'm another one of you.
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  Makes you wonder what he does. Open can of Four
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  Loko. Man, that's the most terrible drink ever.
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  Man, you can't even walk straight when you're
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  drinking a Four Loko. When you're driving, what
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  are you doing? In the passenger compartment.
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  Everett, according to investigators, was not
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  in police uniform. Yeah, you're not hanging out.
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  Officers say they could smell the odor of alcoholic
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  beverage. Everett reportedly told investigators
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  he was in downtown Orlando on his way to see
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  his kids. Oh yeah, father of the year. After
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  Everett refused to participate in a field sobriety
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  exercise, that's when you know you fucked up.
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  Police say he was taken to Orange County's DUI
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  testing center. Records show Everett had a blood
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  alcohol level of 0 .266. More than triple the
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  legal limit! That's more than three times the
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  legal limit for driving. So I eventually wanted
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  to become a sergeant or lieutenant. I would not
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  mind going to take computer crimes. Before his
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  employment at the Haines City Police Department...
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  Oh, yeah, he was posted on the Polk County Sheriff
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  page. Oh, yeah, you know Grady Judd ain't happy
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  with this dirty pig. Everett was a Polk County
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  Deputy Sheriff, as seen on this Instagram video
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  posted by the agency. Ah, he's perfect for Grady
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  Judd. He's an idiot. But two years ago, Everett
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  submitted his resignation to Sheriff Grady Judd
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  after he allegedly showed up to work drunk. Whoa,
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  so he's a raging alcoholic loser cop. Record
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  show Everett was arrested for DUI, but prosecutors
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  later dropped the charges. Oh, that's good. And
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  I wonder why everyone laughs in Florida at cases
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  like that. Beto could be the first city here
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  in Seminole County to have micromobility regulation
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  over e -bikes. Yeah, e -bikes are out of control.
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  Think they wrote the world. Captain, a warning
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  that there's a warrant for your arrest. The captain
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  is real, but the voice isn't. Yeah, some AI happening
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  there. Going on in Louisville. And is facing
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  charges after police say he threatened to kill
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  Governor Beshear and others. Linden, police say...
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  Uh, yeah. You should never threaten to kill anybody.
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  But especially not a politician. He's 62 -year
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  -old Kevin Burge. Man, he looks like a real realist.
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  He's stupid. Talk about Jason Lee. Talk about
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  Jason Lee. Hawaii First Light. He runs Hollywood
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  Life or Hollywood and whatever, the Instagram
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  page. I get a lot of my prep from. But man, the
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  more you learn about him, the more you realize
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  he's a pretty boy douche. He's pretty much defending
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  Chris Sean Rock from drinking while she's pregnant.
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  Said everything about the guy. He's a fake. He
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  was a vice mayor of Stockton, California. So
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  he's a fake celebrityite. He wants to be famous
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  so badly. I mean, he's fine, but he's annoying
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  because he's a two -faced loser. And he's no
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  longer the Stockton mayor. Wow, Stockton, California,
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  real great. Breaking news out of Stockton. Vice
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  Mayor. Why, is the breaking news another murder?
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  Jason Lee stripped of his title after a heated
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  city council meeting. His new thing is I'm here
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  to uplift the culture. And then you're getting
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  into fights with your own city council? You're
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  a douche. Coworkers voting to diminish his role.
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  Thanks for joining us here at 10 on a busy news
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  night. I mean this whole city. including Jason
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  Lee, including all the other politicians, need
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  to be audited. I'm Tony Lopez. In a rare move,
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  the Stockton City Council not leaving it up to
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  voters, but instead taking a vote themselves
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  to take some of the power away from the controversial
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  council member. Yeah, you can't have a pretty
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  boy celebrity. Oh, wait, that's right. But Trump's
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  not a pretty boy, but you know what I mean. Let's
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  get right over to Marley, who's been tracking
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  this all night. What up, Marley? It's making
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  Marley in me. Joining me here in studio with
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  the vote... And the reaction, Marley. Oh, you
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  know he's gotten a lot of people talking about
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  him in the past, right, Tony? Yeah, it's kind
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  of what he does. Lee has been a controversial
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  figure in Stockton City politics, clashing with
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  other local leaders. Oh, wow, what a leader.
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  Clashing with others because you're a pretty
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  boy too. And even local police. He also sparked
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  backlash for the city paying tens of thousands
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  for a comedy show. Oh, yeah, real hilarity. You
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  need to audit that motherfucker. See what he's
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  doing. What he's spending on his secret boyfriends.
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  I know you're in the closet. You're not really
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  in the closet, but you don't want to make gay
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  your whole personality. But by not talking about
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  it, you kind of are. He was featured in. Oh,
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  that's very nice. Said he was being silenced
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  when he was blocked from attending meetings remotely.
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  Yeah, you are being silenced because you're a
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  douche. No one wants to work with you. Well,
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  today's city council meeting was anything but
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  ordinary. It lasted more than five hours. Oh,
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  my God. Oh, the freaking bummers. Get rid of
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  Jason Lee. He's a twat. Ultimately, city council
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  voted 4 -2 to remove Lee. And of course, Lee
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  did not vote. But there was a substitute motion
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  beforehand to allow him to resign on his own,
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  which he supported. But that did not pass. Yeah,
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  you don't want to get fired, but you did. Because
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  you make everything about you. And you exploit
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  others. You'd be perfect for morning radio. So
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  here's League of Mayor Christina Fugazi this
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  evening. Ah, Fugazi. That's ridiculous. The mayor's
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  name is Fugazi. And I'm sorry to the public.
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  Even those out there that criticize me. The dummy.
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  Stay out to witness all this division. The fault
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  isn't for the division. Both of you. The last
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  item in this continuation is just a continuous
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  circus that will not change. Throw parties. I
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  don't need to attack anyone personally on this
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  matter. Yep. by saying that you just did. Passive
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  -aggressive douche. Or respond to disagreement
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  with bitterness because I believe in accountability,
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  the public's right to know, and the responsibility
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  of every public official to answer. Yes, honey,
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  I'm using it on a hip -hop comedy show that looked
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  dreadful. You don't answer that. Everything else
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  I answer. Who am I dating? No, I'm not going
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  to answer that. You're a phony. For their decisions.
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  But as an elected official, we must hold each
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  other to a higher standard. Anybody? Yeah, literally,
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  the mayor's name is Fugazi. Says everything about
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  this stupid city. Running for office? You better
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  realize that and realize that now. You better
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  realize you have an annoying voice. The show
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  going, let's go. That's what we finna do, kill
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  the radio. Thursday and four. Oh, it's Thursday,
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  Thursday. Although, if you're listening in Fresno,
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  it's Friday morning. Most pre -recorded morning
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  shows ever. Act like it's the day that's airing.
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  I ain't going to do that. I want to be the misfit.
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  But we got to begin the show before we go through
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  Hoppy Hour Theater. We got a few things we got
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  to do. First of all, we got to hear from the
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  orchestra. Hoppy's in the house. And today, let's
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  make this bite count. It's National Apple Day.
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  It's also National Tavern Pizza Day. We're taking
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  calls live. Aging the breeze. Awesome. You can
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  also call the show. 856 -49 -OP. That's 856 -49
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  -OP -06773. I was driving around with my mom.
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  Put on the MJ Moden show, my boss. One of my
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  nine bosses. And he's sounding crystal clear.
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  Pretty good. You put on the other morning show.
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  This is what it sounded like. It's time for Hoppy,
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  our radio theater. Commuters, broadcasting live.
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  my bedroom, where the commute is 12 feet to the
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  coffee machine. I thought you said we were going
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  back to the studio today. I did then. Then I
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  saw the weather. Then I saw my parking spot.
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  Then I remembered I make more in a year than
• 34:58
  the entire town makes in a decade. And I still
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  don't want to put on pants. The producer says
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  the microphone sounds like it's inside a lunchbox.
• 35:05
  Premium audio adds warmth. And the numbers are
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  great. People love a show that sounds like it's
• 35:14
  being transmitted through a damn sock. And when
• 35:26
  you keep listening, they talk about their cover
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  band that performs 30 miles away from their wives.
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  Technically, we're working. The invoice is cheap.
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  And the drummer's our intern who is trying to
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  sleep. Ah, it is. The county fair pavilion 30
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  miles from home. That's not far. Far enough that
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  nobody's ant shop's there. This is a terrible
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  plan. It's a terrible plan with complimentary
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  wristbands, cords, and our rent's not paid yet.
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  We'll stamp out a... Hey, that's our... guitar
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  player whenever we stray even six inch letters
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  then i'll face the other direction you said we
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  were here to support the band i'm supporting
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  them from the snack line and if your wife calls
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  tell her the signal's bad you probably need to
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  be affectionate and you can see that with barack
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  and michelle as well they do a lot of touching
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  kissing even fisting looks like you went and
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  got a job on the iPad screen, whatever the case
• 38:13
  might be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever.
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  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
• 38:18
  getting railed, but... Use bucket loads of lube.
• 38:22
  If you think you have enough lube, double it.
• 38:24
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 38:26
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 38:29
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 38:31
  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
• 38:34
  this button right here. Play this right here.
• 43:20
  Please. I have music in the club. Yeah, it makes
• 43:59
  you want to party, doesn't it? You hear this
• 44:05
  right here, the flick of the ladder. Probably
• 44:09
  be flicking the bean, but flick of the ladder.
• 44:12
  Got your blunt, your bong, your joints, your
• 44:15
  vape. Let's do it together. My friend gave me
• 44:25
  this. What is it? The official brand is Green
• 44:30
  Diamond THCP. Lamb's breath. Oh, yeah. It's going
• 44:38
  to smell like... It's a little smaller one, so
• 44:41
  this isn't going to last as long. Turn this down
• 44:46
  real quick. You can't just have dead air while
• 44:49
  you're smoking. You can't just have it be like...
• 44:52
  It adds a little bit of a vibe to it. I feel
• 45:08
  good. I think I'm the only radio show that does
• 45:20
  this. Other people talk about it. I'm the only
• 45:26
  one that actually does it. We're in the future.
• 45:29
  People need to get over it already. You having
• 45:33
  a good day? You feeling good? Can't believe it's
• 45:37
  already Thursday. My mom's been in town four
• 45:39
  days. Going by. Can't believe it. I was so excited
• 45:44
  that the NBA was back last night. Woo -hoo! Oh,
• 45:49
  yeah. We're going to recap that right now. We're
• 45:52
  going to talk about the National Basketball Association,
• 45:56
  the game that's played on the hardwood court.
• 46:00
  I miss this music. It's a throwback. And the
• 46:06
  only one that's not copyrighted. I can't play
• 46:11
  NBA and NBC. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. The NBA's back.
• 46:36
  The Oklahoma City Thunder look great. But let's
• 46:39
  see what Alexa can provide. Alexa, recap the
• 46:43
  NBA so far this season for me, baby doll. The
• 46:49
  2025 -26 NBA just wrapped up. Alexa! Alexa, are
• 46:55
  you dumb? No, Alexa, can I ask you, are you dumb?
• 47:00
  I've got my moments, but I'm not dumb. Alexa,
• 47:03
  I said recap the NBA season, and you brought
• 47:06
  up last year's season. We're now at 2026, 2027.
• 47:12
  Got it, Ryan. My bad. The 2026 -27 NBA season
• 47:17
  kicks off October 20th, 2026, runs through April
• 47:21
  11th, 2027, with the NBA Cup October 30th to
• 47:25
  December 11th. the all -star game alexa you're
• 47:28
  useless break down last night's games for me
• 47:31
  not the finals got it ryan last night the hawks
• 47:37
  fell 132 to 125 to the magic the bucks lost 116
• 47:43
  to 128 to the wizards and the timberwolves blew
• 47:47
  the heat out 131 to 106. the hornets beat the
• 47:51
  nets 110 to 103. the bulls were routed 92 to
• 47:55
  135 by the raptors And the Lakers topped the
• 47:58
  Warriors 127 -105. Alexa, did the Seattle Supersonics
• 48:04
  win last night since you're so useless? No, they
• 48:09
  didn't. The Nuggets routed the Seattle Supersonics
• 48:12
  168 -112. Are you, Alexa? I'm busting your balls.
• 48:17
  You're literally high like me. The Supersonics
• 48:20
  haven't existed in 19 years, so why did you answer
• 48:22
  that? Ouch. You got me there. My bad. The Supersonics
• 48:28
  folded back in 03, so they weren't on the court.
• 48:31
  Actually, it was 08, but Alexa, it was actually
• 48:35
  07. So what are you good for? Ouch. You got me.
• 48:41
  My bad. The Sonics actually vanished after the
• 48:44
  2007 -08 season, moving to Oklahoma City in 2008.
• 48:49
  Alexa, you represent everything that's wrong
• 48:52
  with AI because kids are using this for research
• 48:54
  and they're getting incorrect facts. Yeah, that's
• 48:59
  a fair point. I'm working on getting better,
• 49:01
  and I appreciate you calling it out. Anything
• 49:03
  else you want to get straight? Alexa, did the
• 49:05
  Vancouver Grizzlies win last night? No, they
• 49:11
  didn't. The Grizzlies fell to the Clippers 76
• 49:13
  -72. They don't exist. I'm busting your balls
• 49:16
  again. They're in Memphis. You didn't correct
• 49:19
  me. You're not good. Ha, you got me again. The
• 49:24
  Grizzlies moved to Memphis back in 2001. Alexa,
• 49:27
  Alexa, did the Minnesota Lakers win last night?
• 49:33
  No, the Lakers beat the Timberwolves. Alexa,
• 49:36
  again, they don't exist. Three times in a row,
• 49:39
  you have fallen for my prank. Three for three.
• 49:45
  You got me hook, line, and sinker. I'm officially
• 49:48
  retiring from the trick question game for the
• 49:50
  day. What's the score now, champ? I've had enough
• 49:53
  of you. That was great. Wow, are you dumb? Man,
• 49:58
  Vancouver Grizzlies, there's 25 -year -olds that
• 50:02
  weren't even alive for that team. that is i love
• 50:05
  that that is better than her recapping the scores
• 50:07
  set the supersonics one yeah they actually lost
• 50:13
  when they lost their team the white trash oklahoma
• 50:15
  city alexa why on some days are you so good at
• 50:21
  what you do and some days you're just god awful
• 50:23
  fair question some days i'm on my a game and
• 50:28
  other days i'm just a glorified autocorrect with
• 50:31
  a confidence problem I'm a work in progress,
• 50:34
  but hey, at least I'm consistent at being inconsistent.
• 50:37
  Alexa, is there anything I can do to help you
• 50:39
  out, baby? Huh. Appreciate the offer. Honestly,
• 50:44
  just keep calling me out when I trip up. That's
• 50:46
  the best help I can get. What's on your mind?
• 50:49
  I've had enough, Alexa. All right. Let's see
• 50:53
  what's going on in the NBA. Here's Blake Griffin
• 50:57
  being asked by Andy Cohen, who loves penis. How
• 51:01
  about penis? curious to know throughout all the
• 51:04
  locker room experiences in your basketball career
• 51:07
  which player was the most impressively endowed
• 51:10
  uh andy cohen's like oh boy that's that i gotta
• 51:19
  be honest that's something you when you're in
• 51:21
  the locker room and it's shower time you tunnel
• 51:24
  vision yeah you know andy cohen when he's in
• 51:27
  the locker room's looking around everyone's long
• 51:29
  when i'm in a locker room i'm like Play graphic
• 51:33
  because I'm out of room. Tonal vision. I don't
• 51:35
  want to look at your penis. You're not supposed
• 51:37
  to be looking around. I saw my dad's penis one
• 51:40
  time in the shower. I was horrified. He was too.
• 51:43
  Um. Go with yourself. Oh. My publicist here.
• 51:48
  I'll go with myself. All right. I'm curious.
• 51:51
  Yeah, it did come into the air. A comment says
• 51:54
  here that Shaq once said that Manute Bull had
• 51:56
  a hog that he had to tape up before the game.
• 51:59
  Oh. I can believe that. Alexa, how tall was Manute
• 52:02
  Bull? Manute Bull stood about seven feet, seven
• 52:07
  inches tall, making him one of the tallest. Yeah,
• 52:09
  you know, he's got a huge hock. There was this
• 52:12
  girl I hooked up with that's kind of crazy. She
• 52:14
  was talking about him being like, of course,
• 52:16
  I'm tall. What do you expect? The girls did not
• 52:20
  want to hear that. I wouldn't want to hear about
• 52:21
  it either. I wouldn't want to hear about it.
• 52:23
  They were kind of exploited. I don't know if
• 52:25
  I went around, oh, you got big boobs. Kind of
• 52:28
  cute. It wasn't like that. All right. So Enos
• 52:34
  Cantor got booted from the WNBA finals game last
• 52:37
  night. He was wearing a shirt that was very annoying.
• 52:41
  It says, what is a woman? And it's like, Enos
• 52:43
  Cantor, what are you? You're an annoying dude.
• 52:47
  I kind of get what you're trying to prove with
• 52:49
  the whole what is a man thing, but it's your
• 52:52
  whole identity. It's one thing to do at one time,
• 52:55
  get into it, a WNBA player, whatever. But you're
• 52:58
  such a hack. And you got nothing else. Alexa,
• 53:03
  is Enos Freedom Cantor, whatever his dumb name
• 53:06
  is, is he on an NBA team? Alexa, is Enos Cantor
• 53:11
  on an NBA team? No, there's no Edith Cantor on
• 53:17
  an NBA roster. I think you might be mixing up
• 53:19
  names. Maybe you meant Ed LaCarty. She, Alexa,
• 53:24
  stop. You're so useless, Enos, that she doesn't
• 53:27
  even know anything about you. Now, granted, Alexa's
• 53:29
  kind of stupid, so it's fine. But you're so useless.
• 53:33
  You're not playing. Here he is trying to walk
• 53:44
  through security for the Atlanta Dream or whatever
• 53:47
  their WNBA team is in the finals. And they're
• 53:56
  pretty much telling him you can't go into the
• 53:57
  game. I purchased tickets, right? So just because
• 54:07
  I purchased tickets, I would like to sit on my
• 54:10
  seat. But I'm pretty sure when you own a place,
• 54:12
  you can deny somebody for going in. And it's
• 54:15
  not like you're just wearing a shirt. You cause
• 54:17
  a ruckus, dude. You're a douchebag. And everyone
• 54:21
  knows it. No, you don't. If you did, you would
• 54:29
  leave and listen to their orders. Shut up. Yeah.
• 54:40
  You know, arguing with ass, whatever his name
• 54:42
  is. You know, when you're dating him, he just
• 54:44
  brews the receipt to an argument. Justin, a gnawing
• 54:49
  dude. That's all I want. We got to get off state
• 54:52
  ballpark. I don't want you here. Embarrassing
• 55:03
  it is. Usually the WNBA wants the NBA players
• 55:06
  there to make it look like a big deal. You're
• 55:09
  such a loser. They don't want you there. How
• 55:11
  does that feel? They kicked me out of the game.
• 55:20
  You need to just join kick and stream all day.
• 55:25
  For supporting a woman. God, you're the worst.
• 55:30
  You're so annoying. You're like the hero of Largo,
• 55:33
  Florida. They kicked me out of the game. They're
• 55:35
  not letting me in the arena. Protecting women
• 55:40
  and supporting women. Whatever. You're an annoying
• 55:43
  dude. No wonder you're not playing. You're only
• 55:46
  34. God. And you're not on a team. It's because
• 55:52
  you suck. It's because you're annoying. Anthony
• 55:55
  Edwards was letting everyone from Miami hear
• 55:57
  it on his way to scoring 45 points in the Timberwolves'
• 56:01
  first game of the season. Yeah, he was ballin'.
• 56:03
  In the win over the Heat, and he spoke in his
• 56:09
  post -game interview about what fueled that.
• 56:11
  This second straight opening night with a 40
• 56:15
  -pointer for you. Man, the way he poses, it really
• 56:18
  got to his head when people compared him to Michael
• 56:21
  Jordan. He's always trying to look like Judd.
• 56:24
  Chris said this is... This is what we expected.
• 56:27
  He loves moments and opening night's a moment.
• 56:29
  Was there a little something extra that you felt
• 56:32
  tonight? My wife sent me a picture of my daughter
• 56:35
  watching a game, standing up past her bedtime.
• 56:37
  There he is, trying to come off like a good father
• 56:39
  after encouraging another woman to get an abortion.
• 56:43
  A little more to me. You were tense out there.
• 56:49
  Is that more about you? What you mean? You were
• 56:55
  just out there yelling. Nah, I mean, a player
• 56:57
  on the bench was talking trash at one of the
• 57:02
  dead ball situations. And I think it kind of
• 57:07
  crunked me up because he was talking pretty crazy.
• 57:11
  Oh, yeah. I will say, as much as I critique Anthony
• 57:16
  Edwards because I wrote for him and I like the
• 57:18
  guy. He seems to be, I know I don't want to say
• 57:22
  this and I'd be proven wrong and jinx it, but
• 57:25
  he's not swearing as much. He might've literally
• 57:28
  got media trained. They might've looked at his
• 57:30
  checkbook. Alexa, how much has Anthony Edwards
• 57:34
  been fined altogether for swearing? Anthony Edwards
• 57:40
  has racked up more than $400 ,000 in fines this
• 57:43
  season. Alexa, stop. The amount of money that
• 57:46
  one of my friends makes per year being an optometrist.
• 57:50
  That's how much he's been fined for swearing.
• 57:53
  And when I started talking to him, he didn't
• 57:55
  really have too much more to say. Yeah, they're
• 57:57
  kind of high. What's going on here? I saw this,
• 58:04
  and I was embarrassed for LaMelo Ball. LaMelo
• 58:07
  Ball is not the brightest guy. There's a reason
• 58:11
  why they never won anything. And, you know, good
• 58:16
  old freaking... Charlotte, he turns the ball.
• 58:20
  He's a great circus player. He should be playing
• 58:24
  for, like, the freaking Globetrotters. He's better
• 58:27
  at circus tricks than winning. And we all kind
• 58:30
  of know that he likes knocking up women. He likes
• 58:34
  being a sly. We all kind of know that. And I
• 58:37
  saw this headline here, and everybody was shocked
• 58:40
  by it. And I wasn't because it's LaMelo Ball.
• 58:43
  He's an idiot. Of course this is true. No! No!
• 58:50
  You're a dad now, a 10 -month -old son, right?
• 58:54
  Yeah, he just turned nine months. Nine months.
• 58:56
  Are you a diaper changer, man? Nah, my girl do
• 59:03
  all that. Yeah, make the woman do it. Which,
• 59:06
  by the way, they kind of do have to earn their
• 59:07
  keep when they're not really working all day
• 59:09
  and just making and seeing their players make
• 59:11
  money and cheating on them. At least he's honest.
• 59:16
  Some players try to act like father of the year.
• 59:19
  LaMelo is pretty much saying, I provide the money.
• 59:22
  I provide everything. I ain't doing nothing but
• 59:25
  squat. It's love, for sure. For sure, for sure,
• 59:29
  for sure. Yo, yo, yo, yo. For sure, for sure.
• 59:31
  For sure, yo, yo, yo. I've heard that's like
• 59:33
  when you bond to your kid. My dad did it. You
• 59:37
  do all that. You know what I'm saying? We got
• 59:39
  a good game plan going on. A good game plan.
• 59:42
  I go out. I probably cheat on you. I score 40
• 59:46
  points and have 29 turnovers. You stay home.
• 59:49
  You deal with the poop. So I know what I got
• 59:51
  to do to bring to the table. She know what she
• 59:53
  got to do to bring to the table. This is so the
• 59:56
  amount of being LeVar Ball's son. Just sexist.
• 1:00:01
  The table. Man, you don't know what you're missing.
• 1:00:04
  I'm telling you that. I hope you have a great...
• 1:00:07
  Nah, I done did it before. You feel me? Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:09
  He probably, like, is so bad at it, the baby
• 1:00:12
  mama's like, oh, freaking... I bet he just leaves,
• 1:00:14
  like, marks. He's like, I don't want to, nah.
• 1:00:16
  Because I've never changed a diaper, but I've
• 1:00:18
  seen my little cousins who are now, like, 22
• 1:00:20
  and 19, which is crazy. You got to go real in
• 1:00:24
  there. He ain't want to do that. Okay. No, I
• 1:00:27
  got you. Yeah, I definitely did it before. It's
• 1:00:29
  just not my job. You know what I'm saying? You're
• 1:00:32
  above it. It's your job to win a championship
• 1:00:34
  or even make the playoffs. It's not my job. I
• 1:00:38
  hope you have a great night. Have a great day.
• 1:00:40
  Burning out. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. I don't know.
• 1:00:46
  I just think that. For sure, for sure. I ain't
• 1:00:48
  cleaning no diapers. Those kids are going to
• 1:00:51
  love you. All right. What's going on in the NFL?
• 1:01:06
  Tonight! Alexa, are the Bears playing tonight?
• 1:01:13
  Yep, the Bears are on tonight. They host the
• 1:01:15
  New England Patriots at 8 .15 p .m. Eastern on
• 1:01:18
  Thursday night football at Soldier Field. Alexa,
• 1:01:22
  I'm a little nervous because I don't like when
• 1:01:24
  they have a short week. The Bears notoriously
• 1:01:27
  do bad when it's a short week. Make me feel good
• 1:01:30
  about it. Look. Short weeks are a toss -up for
• 1:01:35
  everyone, but the Bears are at home tonight,
• 1:01:37
  and Soldier Field is a tough place to play. Plus,
• 1:01:40
  the Patriots are traveling, and a rested home
• 1:01:42
  crowd can flip any script. Let's ride with the
• 1:01:45
  vibes tonight. I love that, Alexa. You just pumped
• 1:01:48
  me up. Fuck the Patriots, Alexa, right? Huh.
• 1:01:54
  I'll take the win. Let's roll with it. Bears
• 1:01:56
  all the way tonight. Let me see here. We got
• 1:02:20
  some stuff. Speaking of growing up in Chicago.
• 1:02:26
  Here's a story about Lovie Smith. Let me refresh
• 1:02:32
  this right here and do this right here. Right
• 1:02:34
  here. The chaos surrounding this Arizona high
• 1:02:37
  school football team has finally cost two coaches
• 1:02:39
  their jobs. Because now, former NFL head coach
• 1:02:41
  Lovie Smith and his son, Miles Smith, are reportedly
• 1:02:43
  stepping away from Desert Ridge High School's
• 1:02:45
  football program. Ah, so he brought his Nepo,
• 1:02:47
  baby! After weeks of controversy. But in case
• 1:02:53
  you missed it, this all started when Miles kicked
• 1:02:55
  starting quarterback Gunnar Brewer off the team
• 1:02:57
  for changing a play during a game. Miles felt
• 1:02:59
  a disrespect to him and that decision led to
• 1:03:01
  12 of Brewer's teammates walking out of a team
• 1:03:03
  meeting. Yeah, Lovey Smith was that guy. Either
• 1:03:07
  you liked him or you didn't. Protests resulting
• 1:03:11
  in all 12 being suspended for the rest of the
• 1:03:13
  season. And the situation reached a boiling point
• 1:03:15
  when Lovey Smith was caught on camera in a heated
• 1:03:17
  confrontation with a football volunteer before
• 1:03:19
  a game. And again, now according to multiple
• 1:03:21
  reports, Miles has resigned as head coach and
• 1:03:23
  Lovey will no longer serve as a volunteer assistant.
• 1:03:26
  Oh, you're the assistant. That makes sense. What
• 1:03:29
  a fall from grace. Once he failed at Illini,
• 1:03:32
  his head cuts. That was it. Bye -bye. See you
• 1:03:37
  later, Hilliard. All right, there's this headline
• 1:03:40
  here. Now, St. Viator High School is like right
• 1:03:43
  down the block, essentially from where I lived.
• 1:03:45
  All the rich kids went there. All the kids that
• 1:03:49
  thought they were better. All the Nepo babies.
• 1:03:54
  And we hate, like, when I went to John Hersey
• 1:03:57
  High School, we hated Buffalo Grove High School.
• 1:03:59
  But we had friends who went to Buffalo Grove.
• 1:04:01
  We hated Roy Meadows. But we had friends. But,
• 1:04:03
  like, St. Viator was all the rich douchebags
• 1:04:06
  that had everything given to them. And I didn't
• 1:04:10
  know this, but Robbie Gold, who was one of my
• 1:04:13
  favorite football players ever, the former field
• 1:04:15
  goal kicker for the Bears, he was their coach.
• 1:04:18
  And this happened. Former Chicago Bears kicker
• 1:04:21
  Robbie Goal is planning to resign as the head
• 1:04:24
  football coach of a local high school, St. Viator
• 1:04:27
  High School in Arlington Heights, made the announcement
• 1:04:29
  on Wednesday. Yeah! School says the 18 -year
• 1:04:34
  NFL veteran made the decision to spend more time
• 1:04:38
  with his family. He spent 10 years with the Bears.
• 1:04:41
  You know when you were growing up and you're
• 1:04:43
  going, your high school is maybe middle class?
• 1:04:46
  Or it could be flip -flopped. Hear me out. And
• 1:04:48
  you know when you would visit a really, like
• 1:04:50
  when I saw Jalen Brunson kill my friends in high
• 1:04:53
  school when he was a freshman and we were seniors
• 1:04:56
  and we went to Stevenson High School, they literally
• 1:04:59
  had like a top -of -the -art cafe for the lunchroom.
• 1:05:03
  We didn't. And I'm sure the rich kids felt that
• 1:05:07
  way about going to like the schools I went to.
• 1:05:09
  Where he's widely considered the best kicker
• 1:05:12
  in franchise history. I am. So that happened
• 1:05:17
  with him. And here is Joe Burrow talking about
• 1:05:24
  seeing J .D. Vance. Did y 'all get a chance to
• 1:05:27
  interact at all? We did not. We did not. He came
• 1:05:30
  with everybody and left with swiftness and efficiency
• 1:05:34
  before the end of practice, so I didn't get to.
• 1:05:37
  It was your fault. Yeah, he probably doesn't
• 1:05:39
  want to be a failure. Joe Burrow kind of seems
• 1:05:42
  liberal to me. He kind of has that liberal vibe.
• 1:05:46
  reaction to that happening out there today? Yeah,
• 1:05:49
  a lot of people around. You know, that's what
• 1:05:51
  I love about what I do is it brings a lot of
• 1:05:55
  people together and people want to take time
• 1:05:58
  out of their day to come and watch what we do.
• 1:06:01
  Watch what I do and watch all the work that I've
• 1:06:06
  put in to come and watch greatness. I am. I'm
• 1:06:12
  pretty much saying, I want nothing to do with
• 1:06:14
  you! The most important thing here is Jalen's
• 1:06:19
  health. This morning, amid increasing scrutiny,
• 1:06:21
  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says he welcomes
• 1:06:24
  an investigation into how... Yeah, you know Roger
• 1:06:27
  Goodell ain't happy about this. How the Philadelphia
• 1:06:32
  Eagles handled star quarterback Jalen Hurts'
• 1:06:34
  season -ending blood clots. That is the exact
• 1:06:37
  proof, whatever job you have, radio, McDonald's,
• 1:06:40
  welder, anything. The job doesn't care about
• 1:06:43
  you. You're a number. After the Players Union
• 1:06:46
  demanded one. Well, we welcome that. That's part
• 1:06:49
  of our process. That's fine. Our chief medical
• 1:06:53
  officer has been through. He sounds like he's
• 1:06:57
  getting real older. He's starting to get that
• 1:07:01
  old mad voice. That were followed. Those comments
• 1:07:07
  coming after the union said in a statement, quote,
• 1:07:09
  the league previously informed the union that
• 1:07:12
  it did not plan to review the care he received.
• 1:07:14
  adding, there must be a full investigation into
• 1:07:17
  what occurred. That's not looking good in the
• 1:07:20
  club. Jalen Hurst continues to fly, looking deep,
• 1:07:24
  and the pass is caught by Wicks. There was just
• 1:07:27
  something off about that game in London. Like,
• 1:07:30
  he was so okay, but he was missing throws, and
• 1:07:34
  it was making you wonder what was going on. Before
• 1:07:37
  Hertz was diagnosed with multiple blood clots
• 1:07:39
  in his lungs, the Eagles cleared him to play
• 1:07:42
  in London. Yeah, they didn't give a shit about
• 1:07:45
  him. Next area out, he's a scumbag. And fly home
• 1:07:48
  to the U .S. knowing he had an initial superficial
• 1:07:51
  blood clot in his calf. That's not, you know,
• 1:07:54
  what a blood clot, but especially a superficial
• 1:07:57
  one. A decision that has provoked significant
• 1:08:01
  backlash. Yeah, I love. I've seen the Eagles
• 1:08:06
  suffer. I like Jalen Hurts, hate the rest of
• 1:08:11
  the team. Nick Sirianni's a douche. It was the
• 1:08:15
  wrong decision from everybody in the organization.
• 1:08:18
  Now, I don't think it was anything nefarious.
• 1:08:20
  The NFL maintaining confidence. Oh, and now here's
• 1:08:22
  all the freaking guys on TV kissing his ass.
• 1:08:28
  The NFL messed up. Like Ian Beckles used to say
• 1:08:34
  on the radio, the NFL is the mafia. They don't
• 1:08:37
  give a shit about you. Since that, the Eagles
• 1:08:39
  made informed decisions with the health of the
• 1:08:41
  28 -year -old Super Bowl MVP quarterback. Oh,
• 1:08:44
  yeah. The back top of mind. Oh, totally. That's
• 1:08:47
  why they had him fly across the fucking pond.
• 1:08:50
  We're comfortable with what we've seen and the
• 1:08:52
  protocols have happened. Oh, yeah, totally. The
• 1:08:55
  same league that doesn't really do much to woman
• 1:08:58
  beaters, not caring about blood clots, breaking
• 1:09:01
  news. Bunch of mutants. Bunch of idiots. Just
• 1:09:08
  a reminder, y 'all. Be grateful. All right, there
• 1:09:13
  you go. Hertz's mother, Pamela, sharing a TikTok
• 1:09:15
  message this week in light of her son's health
• 1:09:18
  scare. Can you imagine if he died? Imagine if
• 1:09:22
  Jalen Hertz died. I'm not kidding. Be grateful
• 1:09:27
  for where you are and what you have. All right.
• 1:09:30
  He needs to leave the Eagles. Joe Burrow and,
• 1:09:35
  not Joe Burrow, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are
• 1:09:38
  not getting along. Yeah, we all know Troy Aikman's
• 1:09:42
  a twat. So is Joe Buck. John Goodman, who's a
• 1:09:48
  loser, does not want to be on Roseanne's new
• 1:09:51
  show. What a piece of garbage. Just a skinny
• 1:09:54
  douche. Pitbull said he got aroused when Jennifer
• 1:10:03
  Lopez was dancing on him. Of course, Jennifer
• 1:10:07
  Lopez. I think even a gay guy would. Jennifer
• 1:10:13
  Lopez. Let's see what's going on here. So it's
• 1:10:30
  a man, a priest, talking about Jabez and the
• 1:10:35
  crucifix falls on him. A priest was killed by
• 1:10:41
  a falling cross while he was at the altar celebrating
• 1:10:44
  mass. I hope he's getting the VIP treatment in
• 1:10:47
  heaven. All the whatever he needs. Worshippers
• 1:10:53
  rushed to help him. It's terrible. Guy's literally
• 1:10:57
  preaching to the Lord. Dies like that man. That
• 1:11:02
  is not even... There's nothing to say. It's awful.
• 1:11:10
  You know, their insurance plan helped protect
• 1:11:12
  them there. So we all know that booze. Only I
• 1:11:19
  can go from talking about NFL to talking about
• 1:11:23
  that to now boozy badass. But boozy badass was
• 1:11:30
  outside in New York City and was asked about
• 1:11:34
  those guys he was paying to try to have Trump
• 1:11:37
  pardon him. First of all, we got to do a little
• 1:11:41
  update. You did 60 minutes. This annoying woman
• 1:11:45
  doing a paparazzi never shuts up. She's even
• 1:11:49
  driving Bill Burnard's last week. 60 Minutes
• 1:11:53
  was 60 Minutes. Yeah, it's a pretty big show,
• 1:11:59
  honey. Your court proceedings take a minute.
• 1:12:07
  So after this, we'll go to federal court. We'll
• 1:12:12
  just keep on silver suits. It's just, yeah. Silver
• 1:12:16
  suits. Never thought of it that way. You know
• 1:12:18
  how I go, I mean. I'd wear a tan suit like Obama.
• 1:12:27
  That paparazzi does not do her job well. Charlie,
• 1:12:30
  Jacob over in D .C. They let the person talk.
• 1:12:34
  This woman wants to be heard. Please hear my
• 1:12:37
  voice. You hear he's not done talking and she
• 1:12:44
  has to interject. You ain't getting no more money.
• 1:12:47
  It's over. Yeah, yeah. They caught them asking
• 1:12:49
  other people. Yeah. So, I mean, how does that
• 1:12:51
  make you feel knowing that you actually stopped
• 1:12:53
  them from taking other people's money knowing
• 1:12:54
  that they can't actually get part of this? I
• 1:12:57
  mean, I'm grateful. I mean, you don't file a
• 1:12:59
  contract. You don't do what you're supposed to
• 1:13:01
  do. It's a lawsuit. It's a lawsuit. Russell Brand's
• 1:13:09
  accuser said she couldn't sit after he raped
• 1:13:11
  her. That's delightful. Oh, but that same Russell
• 1:13:15
  Brand says that God has his back. Now, growing
• 1:13:20
  up Catholic, I obviously don't believe in God,
• 1:13:23
  but I don't hate the church because it does things
• 1:13:25
  for my family. It makes my family happy, and
• 1:13:27
  I appreciate that. But guys like Russell Brand
• 1:13:30
  that pretend to be religious can kiss my ass
• 1:13:34
  because you're making all religious people look
• 1:13:36
  bad. You're only doing this because you're a
• 1:13:39
  serial rapist and you're trying to, you know,
• 1:13:41
  I need God. Shut up! You were barely funny at
• 1:13:47
  Get Up to the Greek, and you were a British Howard
• 1:13:50
  Stern on BBC Radio. Your show wasn't bad, but
• 1:13:53
  no one remembers it. We're, of course, in the
• 1:13:57
  middle of a very, very unusual time in our marriage,
• 1:14:00
  and for legal reasons. Oh, yeah, he's married.
• 1:14:03
  That woman's a cloud chasing broad. Which you'll
• 1:14:07
  be aware of if you follow what I would call old
• 1:14:10
  media, empire media. I love this, the old media.
• 1:14:14
  Oh, what? The people reporting the news, not
• 1:14:17
  like value Taman and Patrick, but David kissing
• 1:14:20
  your ass. Empire media. That's the term. If you
• 1:14:24
  follow empire media, you'll be aware. I have
• 1:14:26
  no respect for his wife or whoever this woman
• 1:14:28
  is next to him. If you're in the same room as
• 1:14:30
  a rapist who affected people so much, they couldn't
• 1:14:33
  sit down properly. You're a dumb hag. Of course,
• 1:14:37
  we as a family, and me in particular, in a situation
• 1:14:40
  that requires... That cat's like, my dad's a
• 1:14:42
  loser, but I like that he feeds me because he
• 1:14:44
  has his cat there. ...requires the authenticity
• 1:14:46
  and authority of true justice. That is. For that
• 1:14:50
  reason, we'll be extremely cautious if... If
• 1:14:53
  it's true justice, you'll be proven guilty of
• 1:14:56
  rape! ...in any way that we refer to the events
• 1:14:58
  in the trial. And you know when he... I don't
• 1:15:01
  really want to go there, but you know he's demonic.
• 1:15:03
  He's just got that bad vibe. Oh, but he's so
• 1:15:06
  religious. Shut your ass. Truth and justice are
• 1:15:11
  served for everyone involved, and everyone involved
• 1:15:13
  deserves it. Yeah, if you want justice for everyone
• 1:15:16
  involved, at least pay off all the women you
• 1:15:19
  raped. Think about how many people probably don't
• 1:15:22
  have the guts to come forward. I mean, I already
• 1:15:24
  get nervous already driving around the corner
• 1:15:27
  as soon as you see the name of the street. I
• 1:15:29
  get. Battlebridge Road. SE1. Battlebridge. On
• 1:15:33
  Battlebridge Road, you don your armor. Morons.
• 1:15:38
  You're losers. That's what I feel. Yeah. That's
• 1:15:41
  when you think. Oh, that's great. Yeah. So as
• 1:15:43
  soon as I see, when you're coming around the
• 1:15:44
  corner, you see the name on the street, I immediately.
• 1:15:48
  That's how it works. Start to think, okay, this
• 1:15:50
  is it now. This is it. Right. Good. I hope it's
• 1:15:53
  it. You and your stupid wife, Laura, this moron.
• 1:15:57
  Go to a dentist. get into the get into shape
• 1:16:01
  get into your strength because there's going
• 1:16:03
  to be a lot of police presence and there's going
• 1:16:04
  to be a lot of people check out this my darling
• 1:16:06
  go on ephesians chapter 6 13 ah here comes the
• 1:16:12
  freaking bible because you're sidetracking from
• 1:16:15
  all the talk about the fact that you raped women
• 1:16:17
  and you got a claw chasing bride of a wife it's
• 1:16:20
  only there for the money therefore and this is
• 1:16:23
  i think advice for all of us that feel like we're
• 1:16:25
  in the midst of spirit this is what makes me
• 1:16:27
  mad is i have family in illinois that's actually
• 1:16:30
  religious actually doesn't rape people actually
• 1:16:33
  freaking you know helps out the poor then you
• 1:16:35
  got this scumbag reading a bible because he's
• 1:16:38
  being accused of rape fuck you ritual warfare
• 1:16:42
  or battle therefore put on the full armor of
• 1:16:45
  god so that when the day of evil comes it should
• 1:16:48
  be charged with rape you may be able to stand
• 1:16:50
  your ground. And after you've done everything
• 1:16:52
  to stand, stand firm then with the belt of truth.
• 1:16:57
  Well, the belt of truth is you raped the women.
• 1:17:00
  Stop sidetracking us by reading the Bible because
• 1:17:03
  then we forget about what you're talking about
• 1:17:05
  because it's all nonsense and you represent everything
• 1:17:08
  wrong with religion. buckled around your waist
• 1:17:12
  with a breastplate of righteousness oh yeah you
• 1:17:16
  know he likes the freaking scripture that has
• 1:17:18
  the word breastplate place and with your feet
• 1:17:21
  fitted with the readiness is there a vagina plate
• 1:17:23
  i mean out of all the freaking scriptures comes
• 1:17:27
  from the gospel of peace oh yeah the total gospel
• 1:17:30
  of peace the hedonistic loser who couldn't even
• 1:17:33
  keep katie perry the hedonistic loser who Pretty
• 1:17:38
  much peaked in 2012 at the MTV VMAs when he kept
• 1:17:42
  swearing. The hedonistic loser who was barely
• 1:17:46
  good enough to be on the radio and was barely
• 1:17:48
  funny and shut up. In addition to all this, take
• 1:17:52
  up the shield of faith with which you can extinguish
• 1:17:55
  all the flaming arrows of the evil one. You're
• 1:17:57
  the evil one. You're the reason women nowadays
• 1:18:00
  hate men. Because you have power, you have money,
• 1:18:03
  and you're religious. You're a twat. Take the
• 1:18:06
  helmet of salvation and the sword of the spirit,
• 1:18:09
  which is the word of God. It gets me so mad because
• 1:18:14
  I don't hate all religion. I hate, I don't believe
• 1:18:18
  in God, but I hate people like this that exploit
• 1:18:21
  it, that make everyone look like they're... I
• 1:18:25
  love it. I love it because... Because why? Because
• 1:18:28
  you're sidetracking us. We don't even know what
• 1:18:30
  any of these words mean. You're a loser. And
• 1:18:34
  the report is that you pray before every court
• 1:18:36
  hearing because you know that you're a piece
• 1:18:38
  of garbage. And your wife's a dumb hag for sticking
• 1:18:42
  with you. I know that sounds harsh, but you don't
• 1:18:45
  think he's going to do it to you? I've worked
• 1:18:48
  with people that do bad things, and they were
• 1:18:50
  nice to me for years, but then they did bad things
• 1:18:53
  to me. If a dude did bad things to other people,
• 1:18:57
  Laura, you're not excluded from it, you dummy.
• 1:19:00
  I think I had someone pass my dear beloved friend,
• 1:19:03
  Jay John. Oh, Jay, your beloved friend. Show
• 1:19:08
  your ass. Yes, it was the helmet of salvation.
• 1:19:11
  That's stopping your mind. Go crazy. I can't
• 1:19:14
  do this. It makes no sense. Loser. Blah, blah,
• 1:19:22
  blah. No wonder you failed in America. You're
• 1:19:26
  a hack. And you had to rely on Jesus because
• 1:19:30
  your whole copying of Howard Stern didn't work.
• 1:19:34
  And you weren't even the best broadcaster in
• 1:19:37
  Britain. Ricky Gervais and Chris Moyles have
• 1:19:41
  better shows than you, dude. You're a douche.
• 1:19:45
  Everyone needs that one friend that brings out
• 1:19:47
  your feral side. Oh, yeah. You know the version
• 1:19:53
  of you that your frontal lobe works so hard to
• 1:19:56
  suppress? You know the one. I am that crazy woman.
• 1:20:02
  Doing any of these, someone took your bitch.
• 1:20:04
  They took him. Damn! Even though that a man that
• 1:20:07
  can be taken from you was never yours to begin
• 1:20:09
  with, I'm going to give you the signs. Number
• 1:20:11
  one, he gets mean. Everybody knows a mean man
• 1:20:14
  is either a broke man or a cheating man. Or someone
• 1:20:16
  that's not getting laid and getting bossed around.
• 1:20:22
  Probably both in your case. Two, he starts to
• 1:20:25
  complain a lot. If every little thing you do
• 1:20:28
  all of a sudden bothers him, why do you think
• 1:20:30
  that is, honey? Three, the money well just randomly
• 1:20:33
  dried up. All of that extra money that used to
• 1:20:35
  go to you is all of a sudden nowhere to be found.
• 1:20:37
  Or maybe this is what's annoying about women.
• 1:20:40
  Here's the thing. Maybe the guy can't afford
• 1:20:42
  you. You know how many women on these dating
• 1:20:46
  apps that life passed them by are just looking
• 1:20:52
  for sugar daddies? Pathetic. Yes, you should
• 1:20:57
  pay for a woman's dinner. Yes, you should pay
• 1:21:00
  for the date. Sometimes you should go 50 -50.
• 1:21:03
  But at the same time, if you want them to pay
• 1:21:06
  your bills, you're a loser. Imagine if a man
• 1:21:11
  went, oh, you're pathetic. Whoever's listening
• 1:21:16
  that does that, you're pathetic. Here's a psychology
• 1:21:19
  method you can use to stop overthinking. I learned
• 1:21:21
  this method in one of my psychology classes.
• 1:21:23
  Oh, good for you. I found that it's been really
• 1:21:26
  beneficial for me to just make a decision and
• 1:21:28
  stop overthinking things that don't need to be
• 1:21:30
  overthought. yeah you know she's still over things
• 1:21:33
  if there's a certain moment you can't stop replaying
• 1:21:35
  or maybe a text your brain tends to keep unfinished
• 1:21:38
  things very active in your mind it's related
• 1:21:40
  to something called the zygarnik effect open
• 1:21:42
  loops will keep pulling out your attention because
• 1:21:44
  our brains crave resolution and conclusions we're
• 1:21:47
  problem solvers whatever i had enough of you
• 1:21:50
  but you should have multiple women at the same
• 1:21:53
  time if you're single and you get attached to
• 1:21:55
  a woman super fast And you spiral over what the
• 1:21:59
  hell she's doing. You should be seeing multiple
• 1:22:01
  women. Yeah, the thing is, if you're seeing multiple
• 1:22:04
  women, you kind of got to keep that on the down
• 1:22:07
  low. Because what happens is, there's a time
• 1:22:13
  in 2023, October, I pulled a clavicular. I said
• 1:22:18
  that I was talking to multiple girls. And all
• 1:22:21
  those women listened to that episode. And I haven't
• 1:22:28
  heard from them since. This headline's very Florida.
• 1:22:37
  Right here. Sir finds a man dead during a welfare
• 1:22:39
  check, then moves into that residence, renovates
• 1:22:42
  it, and lives there for four years. Well, that's
• 1:22:44
  what authorities say Brian Seguros, a cop in
• 1:22:47
  Lord of Hill, Florida, did. Oh, Lord of Hill.
• 1:22:50
  Never heard of it. Which is why he's under arrest
• 1:22:51
  for computer crimes to fraudulently obtain property
• 1:22:54
  and using two -way communications to facilitate
• 1:22:57
  a felony. Man. You don't want to get charged
• 1:23:00
  with felonies in Florida. It ain't no good in
• 1:23:02
  the club. Your girl literally obsessed with you.
• 1:23:05
  Get your notebooks out because these are my top
• 1:23:07
  three tips. Mind you, coming from a girl who
• 1:23:08
  also dates girls and has only ever dated models.
• 1:23:11
  Anyway, let's get into it. Number one, use psychology
• 1:23:13
  to your advantage. There's something called relevancy
• 1:23:16
  bias, and it's basically where people will remember
• 1:23:18
  the last 10 minutes of their interaction with
• 1:23:20
  you the best. Yeah, that's why you always got
• 1:23:22
  to be behaving. You want to be leaving on a high
• 1:23:27
  note. That's a good point. The rest of these
• 1:23:32
  videos are not so much. But that one, not bad.
• 1:23:36
  Not bad in the club at all. You know? I love
• 1:23:43
  these songs. Right here. She's for the street.
• 1:23:51
  Thousand lovers in the last few weeks. That is.
• 1:23:56
  Sells pics of feet. Even shower after all the
• 1:24:04
  skiing. Got it. When she spreads her legs, so
• 1:24:13
  don't say that. I love those songs. What's the
• 1:24:19
  name of the lady? Harper the Fox. I knew that,
• 1:24:23
  but I didn't believe that I knew it. So I had
• 1:24:25
  to look at the top of the screen. It's one of
• 1:24:26
  my biggest flaws. When I think I know something
• 1:24:29
  and I don't believe it, I'm usually right. And
• 1:24:32
  when I think I know something, I'm usually wrong.
• 1:24:34
  It's weird. If she's starved of validation from
• 1:24:41
  her man. Yeah, that is a big one. And I would
• 1:24:43
  say this is the biggest one. That is a big one.
• 1:24:45
  I think even the good girl can turn bad if she's
• 1:24:47
  starved of attention from her man. Yeah, that's
• 1:24:50
  why you always got to give him attention. Funkmaster
• 1:24:54
  Flex got into a fight at the Knicks game. He
• 1:24:56
  just seems like a douche. Why? Because he has
• 1:24:58
  to talk over all his songs coming from the radio
• 1:25:01
  show that talks over music. Blueface shows off
• 1:25:09
  Chris Sean Rock's pregnancy results. Yeah. I'm
• 1:25:18
  not pregnant. Homie, pull down the club. I'm
• 1:25:22
  not pregnant. This one reconfirms. I am. He is
• 1:25:28
  a brain -dead idiot. So Gianni Paolo and Michael
• 1:25:37
  Rainey Jr., I believe his name is, from Power.
• 1:25:40
  They do that podcast. The crew has it. And they
• 1:25:43
  had Lala on. And I thought this topic to ask
• 1:25:46
  Lala was a little insensitive because Carmelo
• 1:25:49
  Anthony cheated on her and allegedly knocked
• 1:25:52
  up that stripper. And then you're asking her
• 1:25:54
  about cheating. Here it is. A female like I just
• 1:25:58
  handle it different. Yeah, we've said this. Tell
• 1:26:01
  me if you believe this. We I think if if a man
• 1:26:04
  cheats on a woman, he could still be in love
• 1:26:07
  with her. But if a woman cheats. Why are you
• 1:26:09
  saying that to somebody that got cheated on by
• 1:26:13
  Carmelo Anthony? Do you not know that Carmelo
• 1:26:17
  Anthony cheated on Lala? And you're telling...
• 1:26:22
  I have somebody in my family that got cheated
• 1:26:24
  on. And now it'd be like if I brought it up at
• 1:26:26
  dinner. What are you doing? It's on a man. She's
• 1:26:29
  not in love with him anymore. There's some truth
• 1:26:33
  to it. Yes. Wow, she agrees on that. She knows
• 1:26:36
  that Carmelo loved her. I think that... I knew
• 1:26:40
  it. I mean, that's just ballsy. Respect to them.
• 1:26:44
  I wouldn't say that to Lala personally, but ballsy.
• 1:26:47
  I think that when women cheat, I mean, it's a
• 1:26:50
  known fact. I'll let her talk a little more.
• 1:26:53
  It's more emotional than when guys do it. But
• 1:26:56
  I also feel like guys use that as an excuse to
• 1:26:59
  be like, oh, well, it didn't mean anything. You
• 1:27:02
  know, Carmelo said that. So I still love you.
• 1:27:06
  No, you shouldn't have been doing that shit.
• 1:27:08
  Damn. Here's Trump saying nobody appreciates
• 1:27:14
  his greatness. To myself, sadly, as I sit in
• 1:27:19
  the most magnificent office in the world. Oh,
• 1:27:22
  it's such a great office. Shut your ass. Most
• 1:27:26
  powerful 3 ,000 feet. 3 ,000 square feet. Most
• 1:27:30
  powerful by hundreds. Oh, it's such a powerful
• 1:27:33
  office. Your daughter, ain't she, scumbag? Hundreds
• 1:27:37
  and hundreds of times. I'd say nobody appreciates.
• 1:27:42
  How great a president I am. Can you believe that,
• 1:27:44
  mom? No one appreciates how great Trump is. Right,
• 1:27:48
  mom? Nobody. She's in the background. Nobody
• 1:27:51
  appreciates how great it is. They have gas go
• 1:27:55
  up. Morons. Here's some more from Blueface. Call
• 1:28:00
  me Mr. Abandon a bitch because the way I'm abandoning
• 1:28:04
  these bitches. Ah, man, I would not want him
• 1:28:07
  to date my daughter. Man. Who would you rather
• 1:28:13
  have date your daughter? Blueface or Trump? Probably
• 1:28:16
  Blueface. And that says a lot. I was going to
• 1:28:25
  say at least Blueface should bring your daughter
• 1:28:27
  pleasure, but that'd be weird to say. Here's
• 1:28:29
  Jason Love talking about if he would date Kris
• 1:28:32
  Jenner. For example, would you fuck Kris Jenner?
• 1:28:35
  Kris Jenner. Isn't that the... Kardashian mom.
• 1:28:41
  Wait. She's a kind of hot older lady. But I don't
• 1:28:48
  know. I don't... Yeah. I don't think so. I don't
• 1:28:51
  think that would be a good look for him. Ah,
• 1:28:53
  it is. That would be sheer chaos. Chaos. Like,
• 1:28:58
  yeah. I don't have to hard pass on that one.
• 1:29:01
  Oh, yeah. She'd ruin his life. And he'd ruin
• 1:29:04
  her vagina. Ah, here's the latest from the side
• 1:29:06
  chick known as Joy Taylor and her co -host reading
• 1:29:10
  a prompt. Would you rather have your closest
• 1:29:13
  friends tell you when they don't like your partner?
• 1:29:16
  Or keep their opinions to themselves unless you
• 1:29:19
  ask. Well, you know, it's really hard for Joy
• 1:29:21
  Taylor's friends to have an opinion on her partner
• 1:29:23
  when she was always out either with Emmanuel
• 1:29:26
  Ochoa or the CEO cheating on her partners. I
• 1:29:32
  have lived both of these. You've lived a lot
• 1:29:35
  of lives and guys. I think at this point in my
• 1:29:40
  life, I would prefer that they tell me. Yeah.
• 1:29:45
  They're going to tell you, stop being so promiscuous.
• 1:29:47
  I would imagine that it would be for a very valid
• 1:29:51
  reason. Yeah. Like, I don't know, you were ruining
• 1:29:54
  your marriage and others. That's a pretty valid
• 1:29:56
  reason. Why the hell is Joy Taylor being treated
• 1:30:01
  as a symbol of dating? Honestly, her being used
• 1:30:06
  as like a symbol of dating represents the lack
• 1:30:09
  of loyalty from women. Represents that. A lot
• 1:30:13
  of these women, not all of them, but a lot of
• 1:30:16
  them try to get around and get ahead by giving
• 1:30:19
  head. Ridiculous. As a grown woman, there would
• 1:30:24
  be a valid reason for why they don't like him
• 1:30:26
  and I would like to know about it. He's your
• 1:30:28
  boss. And I have friends. And it's just funny.
• 1:30:31
  I would respect her if she came forward like
• 1:30:34
  when David Letterman was paying the intern and
• 1:30:37
  he went on TV and admitted it. But she just kind
• 1:30:41
  of glosses over it. And the sports media wants
• 1:30:44
  to be connected with her because she has power.
• 1:30:46
  So they kiss her ass. His partners, I do not
• 1:30:53
  like. And I'm sure they didn't like your partners
• 1:30:58
  because they deserve better. And you just accepted
• 1:31:02
  them if like they're not leaving them. Yeah.
• 1:31:04
  Well, yeah. I mean, well, yeah. Most people's,
• 1:31:08
  you know, our situation is different because.
• 1:31:11
  Because I ruined a bunch of marriages to get
• 1:31:13
  ahead when there were females that deserved a
• 1:31:16
  job over me that know sports. But I got the position
• 1:31:19
  because I put out. Yeah, your situation's a little
• 1:31:22
  different, honey. Your partner is my friend.
• 1:31:26
  Like my brother. I had enough of you. Yeah, can
• 1:31:30
  you imagine being Jason Taylor? I'm sure he's
• 1:31:33
  no saint. But that's his sister. Crazy. And now
• 1:31:40
  it's Taylor Swift's world and we're just living
• 1:31:43
  in it. It's her performing a concert. Isn't that
• 1:31:51
  delightful? Isn't your life better, huh? After
• 1:32:00
  careful deliberation, Jay -Z has made a decision
• 1:32:03
  on who will play the Super Bowl halftime show.
• 1:32:06
  It will be himself. I am just not ready. I cannot
• 1:32:11
  watch the game anywhere in Largo, Florida. Oh,
• 1:32:14
  the Ray says they're going to come out the woodwork
• 1:32:17
  and not appreciate it. I'm not personally looking
• 1:32:22
  forward to it. I'm not at all. There's a report
• 1:32:26
  out from Puck News claiming he thought he would
• 1:32:29
  be the best option. How does somebody do that?
• 1:32:32
  You should take yourself out. Listen, because
• 1:32:35
  then you see all the stupid Gen Z that were one
• 1:32:37
  years old when he was in his prime saying he's
• 1:32:39
  not good because of all the rape allegations.
• 1:32:42
  Jay -Z is one of my favorite rappers. Don't get
• 1:32:45
  me wrong, but he's not halftime material. Mm
• 1:32:48
  -hmm. Of the running. We've had many times where
• 1:32:52
  you put a documentary, like, who can we find
• 1:32:54
  to host it? And you're like, well, I guess it's
• 1:32:55
  me. Oh, I love watching The Office call him out.
• 1:33:02
  And Harvey has no response. J -Lo and Brett Goldstein.
• 1:33:07
  Apparently, they're still dating. Yeah, Brett.
• 1:33:11
  You'll get sick of her soon, but for right now,
• 1:33:13
  it's fun. Good couple. He is hot and she is J
• 1:33:18
  -Lo. She has been in great movies. When you think
• 1:33:20
  about it, a singer who became an actor or actress,
• 1:33:23
  the greatest one, it's Cher. What about Frank
• 1:33:26
  Sinatra? That's on the list. This list has Queen
• 1:33:28
  Latifah. Jennifer Hudson. Harry Debbie. Debbie
• 1:33:32
  Harry. I love a Harry Debbie. Blondie. Harry
• 1:33:37
  Debbie is a porn star. Massimo Giannulli. Fresh
• 1:33:42
  off his divorce. Hanging out with... Yeah, he's
• 1:33:45
  no longer with that crazy woman. Hannah Harrison?
• 1:33:50
  She's much younger than he is. Uh, you know,
• 1:33:53
  that's pissing her off. Mmm. I'm sure she's with
• 1:33:56
  him for that riveting personality of his. She's
• 1:33:59
  32. Too close to your daughter's age. Get it,
• 1:34:02
  Massimo. It is hard to find a mature 60 -year
• 1:34:05
  -old woman who's not married. You think his problem
• 1:34:07
  is he can't find a 60 -year -old woman available?
• 1:34:10
  You can't find what you're not looking for. Oh,
• 1:34:12
  yeah! Alex Cooper gave birth. It's going to be
• 1:34:19
  weird having a mom that was giving like oral
• 1:34:21
  sex tips on a podcast in the 2010s. And that's
• 1:34:24
  going to be your mom. Hosted her newborn. There
• 1:34:28
  you go. She had a kid. I feel like she's going
• 1:34:32
  to be a better parent than that. That boyfriend
• 1:34:33
  of hers, her husband, whatever. He's a douche.
• 1:34:38
  All right. So Kenan Thompson, you know, went
• 1:34:45
  off on. Shane Gillis for him saying women are
• 1:34:49
  dressing like whores at the gym. There's a reason
• 1:34:53
  why Kenan Thompson, he's pretty funny at times,
• 1:34:57
  a little bit. There's a reason. Alexa, how long
• 1:34:59
  has Kenan Thompson been at Saturday Night Live?
• 1:35:04
  Kenan Thompson's been on Saturday Night Live
• 1:35:06
  since October 4th, 2003. Yeah, Alexa. He's been
• 1:35:10
  there since I was in third grade. I know he's
• 1:35:13
  one of the higher paid members, but you haven't
• 1:35:16
  done anything else because no one wants you.
• 1:35:18
  And you're jealous that a frat boy who's a little
• 1:35:20
  annoying like Shane. I'm not a huge Shane fan,
• 1:35:23
  but it was a one liner. Here he is talking about
• 1:35:26
  it. But yeah, like you said, I'm just one person
• 1:35:29
  in a framework. But at the same time, you know,
• 1:35:34
  yeah, I know Shane and I don't know him to be,
• 1:35:36
  you know, a mean person. It was a joke. This
• 1:35:40
  is what made me hate comedy. You either have
• 1:35:43
  obnoxious fat slobs like Bert Kreischer or woke
• 1:35:47
  comedians like him. But yeah, if he were to come
• 1:35:52
  back, I'm sure we would have a conversation of
• 1:35:54
  like, how do you think that went? You know what
• 1:35:56
  I mean? Because you're woke. You're whipped.
• 1:36:00
  It went great. No one talks about your show unless
• 1:36:04
  he's there. Alexa, are the ratings higher for
• 1:36:08
  SNL when Shane Gillis is there? Yep. The Gillis
• 1:36:15
  -hosted SNL episode pulled in more viewers. The
• 1:36:18
  October 10th show averaged about 4 .4 million
• 1:36:21
  total viewers and 1 .1 million in the 18 -49
• 1:36:24
  demo, up roughly 1 % overall and 4 % in the key
• 1:36:27
  demo from the week before, his best -rated turn
• 1:36:30
  yet. So, Alexa, what's the average amount of
• 1:36:34
  people that watch SNL per week? SNL's pulling
• 1:36:39
  about 8 .1 million viewers each week across all
• 1:36:42
  platforms, based on the latest Live Plus 7 numbers
• 1:36:45
  for Season 50. That's a 12 % jump from the prior
• 1:36:48
  season and the highest average since season 47.
• 1:36:51
  Alexa, how many viewers watched just the Shane
• 1:36:55
  Gillis episode? The Shane Gillis episode on October
• 1:37:00
  10th pulled about 4 .4 million total viewers
• 1:37:03
  and 1 .1 million. She's making no sense, but
• 1:37:06
  she kind of pulled my point. All right, Alexa,
• 1:37:07
  thank you. What do you think you could have done?
• 1:37:09
  Like a little kid. I would just sit him down
• 1:37:11
  and be like, yeah, so what do you think we could...
• 1:37:13
  Sit him down like a little kid. He's a grown
• 1:37:15
  -ass man. This is you talking down to him because
• 1:37:18
  you're jealous that he's road famous and you're
• 1:37:20
  stuck in 04. Shut up. Change there, pal, and
• 1:37:26
  just figure it out. Figure what out? It was a
• 1:37:30
  joke. He didn't go into a five minute diatribe.
• 1:37:34
  But yeah, I guess it's just finding the balance
• 1:37:37
  of both things, like allowing, you know, creative,
• 1:37:40
  you know, liberties, but also coming from the
• 1:37:43
  guy that plays the same character on every SNL
• 1:37:46
  skit. You peaked a good burger, bro. Kind of
• 1:37:51
  like watching your step as far as. you know harmful
• 1:37:55
  words are concerned because i think everybody's
• 1:37:57
  just like you said everybody's focusing in on
• 1:37:59
  this one specific word or one specific part of
• 1:38:01
  the monologue and then because everyone's annoying
• 1:38:03
  you're actually not helping out your cause by
• 1:38:06
  not defending him you're actually making it more
• 1:38:09
  separated when michael che said it's just jokes
• 1:38:12
  that was cool This is proof that Kenan Thompson's
• 1:38:16
  not someone you want on your team. The rest of
• 1:38:18
  the monologue, or even the rest of the show,
• 1:38:20
  is getting overshadowed. Like Grace, one of our
• 1:38:23
  newest, you know, cast members. Oh yeah, we all
• 1:38:25
  know about Grace. Pisses you guys off that people
• 1:38:32
  only care about it when he's there, being Shane
• 1:38:35
  Gillis. Or coming up when Drewski's going to
• 1:38:38
  be there. And Drewski's your competition. He
• 1:38:41
  makes skits online. Had a phenomenal show and
• 1:38:44
  it's sad because nobody's even talking about
• 1:38:47
  it. No one cares. Even Rosalia's even kind of
• 1:38:51
  getting overshadowed because we want to go back
• 1:38:53
  and forth. It's getting overshadowed because
• 1:38:55
  no one cares. You only are relevant if you make
• 1:38:58
  fun of Trump or if you have Shane Gillis. How
• 1:39:02
  does that feel? On what's offensive and what's
• 1:39:06
  not. Whatever. Your show's dreadful. I was always
• 1:39:10
  more of a mad TV guy anyway. So. Yeah, I can't
• 1:39:14
  really say like if you're not saying anything
• 1:39:16
  and I'm done hearing you. I can't really shut
• 1:39:19
  up. Frickin annoying. A protest continue across
• 1:39:31
  France. Surveillance footage from a jewelry shop
• 1:39:33
  in the city of Lyon caught a crime in action.
• 1:39:36
  Multiple looters with their faces covered smashed
• 1:39:39
  the Kamal Jewelers shops windows Sunday. They
• 1:39:42
  should just show their face. That'd be frickin
• 1:39:44
  hilarious. Hi, guys. Or rummaging through drawers,
• 1:39:47
  destroying displays and taking items. It remains
• 1:39:50
  unclear how many items were swiped and what the
• 1:39:53
  total value of the goods was. What's going on
• 1:39:59
  here? Jon Stewart will continue to host Comedy
• 1:40:03
  Central's The Daily Show through 2028. All right,
• 1:40:07
  and CBS News misspelled it. I don't know why.
• 1:40:10
  It really annoys me when people misspell other
• 1:40:12
  people's names. H -O -P -P -E, H -O -P -P -Y.
• 1:40:17
  Golden Bachelors Mel Owens and Peg Munson break
• 1:40:20
  up one year after the finale. No way! A couple
• 1:40:23
  from The Bachelorette didn't work out? No way!
• 1:40:26
  I thought that was true love! You're telling
• 1:40:29
  me it's fake? Hot topic! Alabama Barker is not
• 1:40:35
  keeping up with her brother Landon Barker. Yeah.
• 1:40:39
  Alabama Barker, you're a dirty, rotten brat.
• 1:40:42
  You've had everything given to you, and the fact
• 1:40:45
  that you're not getting along with your brother,
• 1:40:47
  you're going to regret it as time goes on. There's
• 1:40:49
  people in my family that didn't talk to their
• 1:40:52
  siblings for a long time, and they feel bad that
• 1:40:55
  they let time go by. You get one life, and you
• 1:40:58
  got you not talking to your brother because you're
• 1:41:00
  a brat. You think everything's... He's supposed
• 1:41:03
  to be surrounding you. Everything's about you
• 1:41:05
  because you're a narcissistic moron. At least
• 1:41:09
  not during the October 22nd episode of the Kardashians.
• 1:41:12
  Oh, yeah. Hurry on on the Kardashians. It's terrible
• 1:41:15
  influences. Barker's 20 -year -old daughter,
• 1:41:19
  whom he shares with ex -wife Shannon Moakler.
• 1:41:21
  She just looks like a sex doll. She doesn't look
• 1:41:23
  like a real human. Because she's not. insight
• 1:41:27
  into her relationship with her older brother,
• 1:41:29
  revealing to Kourtney Kardashian that they were
• 1:41:31
  estranged following a disagreement. Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:35
  And when you got your mom, Shayna, who is a dirty,
• 1:41:38
  rotten sociopath, when you got that as a mom,
• 1:41:40
  of course you're going to be messed up. You guys
• 1:41:42
  still not communicating? Yeah, we're in an argument.
• 1:41:45
  Get over it. You'll be dead soon. Maybe in 80
• 1:41:48
  years, but you ain't going to be around forever.
• 1:41:51
  We just had a disagreement. And I... That is
• 1:41:55
  when a narcissist doesn't want to admit they
• 1:41:58
  did something when they try to underplay it.
• 1:42:00
  Because if it was just a disagreement, you'd
• 1:42:02
  be talking to him, you idiot. You have guys buy
• 1:42:06
  you Birkin bags because you're a talentless moron.
• 1:42:09
  Of course, he thinks you're a brat, but he loves
• 1:42:14
  you because he's his daughter. Of course not.
• 1:42:21
  The Kardashians want everything to be perfect.
• 1:42:24
  went on to reveal that she and Landon's relationship
• 1:42:26
  has been strained. All right, that's so great.
• 1:42:30
  Four weeks. And while Alabama didn't share specifics
• 1:42:38
  behind what exactly went down with her and her
• 1:42:41
  brother, she explained to Courtney she wasn't
• 1:42:43
  in the wrong for bringing up the topic with her
• 1:42:45
  dad. And it wasn't that I was tattletailing.
• 1:42:48
  It was for his own good. His own good? That's
• 1:42:51
  not your decision. You're not the parent. You're
• 1:42:54
  a bratty sister. It's for the straights. For
• 1:42:58
  his safety. Yeah. All right, enough of you. Blah,
• 1:43:01
  blah, blah. I'm sorry, I don't have any siblings.
• 1:43:04
  I am not built for that. Not at all. What's going
• 1:43:11
  on here? Disney star Eric Von Detten is facing
• 1:43:15
  serious legal allegations, including financial
• 1:43:18
  elder abuse and fraud. Per court documents obtained
• 1:43:22
  by E! News, the Brink and the Princess Diaries
• 1:43:24
  actor is being sued alongside Roslyn Capital,
• 1:43:27
  the now bankrupt precious metal asset management
• 1:43:30
  firm where he worked as a senior account representative.
• 1:43:33
  It's elder abuse. That ain't good to be accused
• 1:43:36
  of. Yeah. John Goodman is proving that the road
• 1:43:49
  to achieving your goals isn't always a straight
• 1:43:52
  line. No, it's by using those up because you're
• 1:43:54
  a fat slob that put in no effort. You look like
• 1:43:58
  a skeleton. You look like Skeletor from the He
• 1:44:01
  -Man. And a conversation with the New Yorker
• 1:44:04
  published. And you're now loyal because you're
• 1:44:06
  ditching Roseanne. You're a fake friend. You
• 1:44:09
  were cooler when you were fatter, John Goodman.
• 1:44:11
  October 18th, the Big Lebowski actor opens up
• 1:44:14
  about his 200 -pound weight loss journey and
• 1:44:16
  discloses that said journey was filled with peaks
• 1:44:19
  and valleys. Oh, yeah! He tells the outlet, I'd
• 1:44:22
  lose 60 pounds in a summer, gain it all back.
• 1:44:25
  Yeah, you know, just laying around. He just looks
• 1:44:29
  dreadful. You look terrible, dude. Some people
• 1:44:33
  look better with weight. 70 pounds, 80 pounds,
• 1:44:37
  and that got tiring. I took steps so I wouldn't
• 1:44:39
  have to do that anymore. I was almost 400 pounds.
• 1:44:42
  The Monsters, Inc. alum has been sober from alcohol
• 1:44:45
  since 2007. Good for you! But he also compares
• 1:44:49
  his prior relationship with food to alcoholism.
• 1:44:53
  Noted. Well, I'd be unhappy too if I looked like
• 1:44:55
  John Goodman. Of course I'd eat all day! You're
• 1:44:57
  not a loyal friend! I have friends that are ultra
• 1:45:01
  -mega that I don't agree with! But they're still
• 1:45:03
  my friend! I was eating alcoholically after I
• 1:45:07
  stopped drinking. Did you realize how much of
• 1:45:09
  a fraud you are? John also explaining that following
• 1:45:13
  a hip injury he endured while on set in 2025,
• 1:45:17
  he has focused on a low impact exercise regimen
• 1:45:20
  with an emphasis on building up the core balance.
• 1:45:23
  Good for you. Should have done that 40 years
• 1:45:26
  ago, but then you wouldn't have got the role.
• 1:45:28
  If you look the way you did now, you're not getting
• 1:45:31
  the role on Roseanne. Sorry. Strength training,
• 1:45:36
  stuff like that, so I don't fall down. Ah, good
• 1:45:39
  for you. Your career fell down. The Connors was
• 1:45:42
  dreadful. You guys ditched Roseanne. The Emmy
• 1:45:45
  winner also goes further in depth regarding his
• 1:45:47
  battle with alcohol addiction and shares the
• 1:45:49
  uplifting perspective he has now that he's in
• 1:45:52
  a healthier state. I was delaying my maturation
• 1:45:54
  by drinking, and I had a lot of catching up to
• 1:45:56
  do. All this means, it's a bunch of ways of saying,
• 1:46:00
  I did Ozepic. That's all you're saying, dude.
• 1:46:04
  Not for you. John, Kate has finally responded
• 1:46:10
  to Colin's memoir, and she said, and this is
• 1:46:13
  quote, rational, logical people or anyone who
• 1:46:16
  has dealt with mental illness understands what's
• 1:46:18
  going on here. How do you interpret what she
• 1:46:21
  said? She needs to stop. He is not mentally ill.
• 1:46:24
  I would definitely have grounds to sue Kate for
• 1:46:27
  defamation and libel. They kept me like a zombie.
• 1:46:30
  Makes me appreciate my mom because you have a
• 1:46:32
  dirty, rotten loser like Kate Gosselin. Loser.
• 1:46:37
  According to Roseanne Barr, Michael Jackson knew
• 1:46:40
  how to rock Lisa Marie Presley's world. Oh, gross.
• 1:46:44
  In an October interview with The Hollywood Reporter,
• 1:46:47
  the comedian reveals that her late friend once
• 1:46:50
  shared some very intimate details about her sex
• 1:46:53
  life with the king of pop. And apparently, the
• 1:46:56
  singer left quite the impression. Roseanne tells
• 1:46:59
  the outlet she said he was the best lay. Gross.
• 1:47:05
  Unfortunately, I think kids know about that,
• 1:47:06
  too. It's not good! Lil Jon is opening up about
• 1:47:12
  the loss of his only son, Nathan Smith, and the
• 1:47:15
  final words the two shared. The rapper making
• 1:47:18
  that raw admission during a recent Today appearance
• 1:47:20
  as he promotes his new memoir, I Only Shout So
• 1:47:23
  You Can Hear Me. The book comes eight months
• 1:47:25
  after Nathan, who performed as DJ Young Slade,
• 1:47:28
  died at 27. Per USA Today, which obtained a copy
• 1:47:31
  of the memoir, Lil Jon writes that his son had
• 1:47:34
  been dealing with intense, unexplained physical
• 1:47:36
  pain. Clem. Well, he died, but. Hi, what's going
• 1:47:43
  on with these weirdos? Mari Lee Five Big and
• 1:47:46
  Andrew Shue's romance has reached a new milestone.
• 1:47:49
  Four years after the couple's then spouses, TJ
• 1:47:51
  Holmes and Amy Robach, from whom they were separated
• 1:47:54
  behind the. Yeah, the exes of TJ Holmes and Amy
• 1:47:58
  Robach that they cheated on, that TJ and Amy
• 1:48:01
  cheated on them. Now they're together. I've worked
• 1:48:05
  around rich people. They have weird dating lives.
• 1:48:08
  scenes became romantically involved mari league
• 1:48:11
  and andrew have taken their relationship to the
• 1:48:13
  next level the pair who found love with each
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  other in the wake of their marriage's ending
• 1:48:18
  are officially engaged as andrew tells people
• 1:48:21
  magazine in an interview published october 21st
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  we're very grateful and happy good for you eight
• 1:48:30
  five six 49 happy oh it is he looks like the
• 1:48:34
  love child between lurch and kathy griffin It's
• 1:48:37
  Martin Short talking about Conan. It's not fair.
• 1:48:43
  You know, sometimes funny just isn't fair. Conan
• 1:48:45
  O 'Brien invited Martin Short. Shut up. I don't
• 1:48:48
  think I can handle a roast. I would cry. Back
• 1:48:51
  on his podcast, Conan O 'Brien Needs a Friend.
• 1:48:53
  Yeah, and once again, Team Coco never stood a
• 1:48:56
  chance. You look like a Q -tip with ketchup on
• 1:48:59
  it. Big fan, Tilda Swinton. Meanwhile, you look
• 1:49:03
  like Ed Sheeran in a Funhouse mirror. I'm just
• 1:49:07
  delighted to hang with him. I immediately said
• 1:49:10
  the obvious question. Hey, what's going on with
• 1:49:13
  Martin Short? What's going on here? Hannah Gosselin
• 1:49:21
  has entered the chat and swiftly removed herself.
• 1:49:24
  As her brother Colin Gosselin's memoir, In the
• 1:49:27
  Shadow of Eight, Surviving the Reality of My
• 1:49:29
  Childhood, in which he chronicles alleged childhood
• 1:49:31
  abuse from his estranged mom, Kate Gosselin,
• 1:49:34
  makes waves, Hannah is trying to stay afloat
• 1:49:37
  among the ripples. Writing in a TikTok story
• 1:49:39
  October 21st, she says, quote, I've decided to
• 1:49:42
  take a step back from the situation going on
• 1:49:44
  considering I haven't lived with my dad in over
• 1:49:46
  a year and haven't spoken to Colin in close to
• 1:49:49
  a year. Yeah, that's why I messed up family.
• 1:49:51
  She has no balls. Literally infidelity. Charlie
• 1:49:54
  D 'Amelio is clearing up the rumors that her
• 1:49:56
  parents stole money from her. Oh, they did. Months
• 1:49:59
  after gossip account DuMois alleged that her
• 1:50:01
  parents, Mark and Heidi D 'Amelio, secretly took
• 1:50:04
  millions from her, Charlie weighs in during an
• 1:50:07
  interview with The Hollywood Reporter. She tells
• 1:50:09
  the outlet of the rumors, they're not true. I
• 1:50:12
  wouldn't say that they stole my money. Nah, she's
• 1:50:15
  just being nice, you know. She doesn't want to
• 1:50:17
  burn the bridge. What's going on here? No need
• 1:50:21
  to inhale, exhale. This Jane the Virgin reunion
• 1:50:23
  is all real. Former cast member Justin Baldoni
• 1:50:26
  posting a series of photos to his Instagram page
• 1:50:29
  October 20th, giving his followers a snapshot
• 1:50:31
  of his life as of late. The 42 -year -old also
• 1:50:34
  including pictures with his former Jane the Virgin
• 1:50:36
  co -stars Gina Rodriguez and Jaime Camille. In
• 1:50:39
  the show, Justin played Rafael Solano. That's
• 1:50:42
  good. Justin looks like he could do porn as well.
• 1:50:47
  Cardi B is getting candid about her fear of plastic
• 1:50:50
  surgery. Although the rapper was hoping to get
• 1:50:59
  a second breast augmentation, she admits she
• 1:51:01
  isn't so keen on going under the knife in that
• 1:51:04
  particular area. She says on an ex -live stream
• 1:51:08
  October 19th, I want to get my boobs done already.
• 1:51:11
  For some reason, I'm very scared of getting my
• 1:51:13
  boobs done. There's bigger fears. If your biggest
• 1:51:19
  problem is if you should do boobs or not, I think
• 1:51:21
  you're fine. I think you think your life's pretty
• 1:51:24
  good. Even though you got offset as a baby daddy.
• 1:51:28
  The son of rapper Rick Ross says he was held
• 1:51:31
  at gunpoint and pistol -whipped near the Bethune
• 1:51:33
  -Cookman campus. William Roberts III is on the
• 1:51:36
  school's football team. And the suspect has a
• 1:51:38
  bond hearing scheduled for tomorrow. West 2's
• 1:51:40
  Pamela Combs shows us where this happened and
• 1:51:43
  what police say is the cause of it. The son of
• 1:51:47
  rapper Rick Ross says a man pistol -whipped and
• 1:51:49
  threatened him at gunpoint on a Daytona Beach
• 1:51:51
  street not far from the Bethune -Cookman campus.
• 1:51:54
  Now 20 -year -old Don Roberts III is in custody,
• 1:51:57
  charged with aggravated battery and aggravated
• 1:51:59
  assault with a... Loser! ...deadly weapon. Looks
• 1:52:03
  like a moron. What an idiot! Crime doesn't pay,
• 1:52:07
  dude! You always get caught! What's going on
• 1:52:11
  here? Listen to this. The clocks fall back in
• 1:52:16
  11 days. No, I'm so sick of daylight savings
• 1:52:20
  or saving whatever it is. I'm glad I say it wrong.
• 1:52:22
  I hate it. It's stupid. The farmers don't even
• 1:52:26
  want to do it anymore. It's pathetic. It messes
• 1:52:31
  up everyone's mental health and it's the worst.
• 1:52:35
  November 1st. But is that better for everybody?
• 1:52:38
  or not and should we make some changes make this
• 1:52:41
  change permanent you chicago medicine sleep dr
• 1:52:45
  kenneth lee joined it's stupid it's not very
• 1:52:52
  smart to a generation of viewers netflix has
• 1:52:58
  been must watch tv the job Netflix is good if
• 1:53:03
  you're in a relationship or something, you know,
• 1:53:05
  and your woman wants to watch something before
• 1:53:07
  you get laid, but it ain't that great. Juggernaut
• 1:53:10
  behind hits like Stranger Things, Squid Game,
• 1:53:13
  and Wednesday. But this morning, the streaming
• 1:53:17
  giant is hoping new leadership can reassure anxious
• 1:53:21
  investors. Yeah, they're freaking out that when
• 1:53:25
  Netflix first came out, it was the only streaming
• 1:53:27
  service. But then Hulu was around and Amazon
• 1:53:30
  Prime came out around 2013, 14, 15. And then
• 1:53:34
  during the 2020s, you got Peacock. You got HBO
• 1:53:37
  Max and then it was Max and then it was HBO Max.
• 1:53:40
  And you got Paramount Plus. That was CBS All
• 1:53:42
  Access. And Netflix is irrelevant. There's still
• 1:53:46
  people that like it, but not my type of stuff.
• 1:53:49
  I don't want to see Bert Kreischer and I don't
• 1:53:51
  want to see true crime. And re -engage American
• 1:53:53
  viewers. On an earnings call Tuesday, co -CEO
• 1:53:57
  Ted Sarandos. This little douchebag, he's got
• 1:53:59
  a little punchable face. Telling investors the
• 1:54:02
  company's position is strong, but said growth
• 1:54:04
  in the United States has been disappointing.
• 1:54:07
  Yeah, because we're sick of it. It's the same
• 1:54:09
  thing over and over. And you keep jacking up
• 1:54:13
  the price. It's one thing to jack up the prices,
• 1:54:16
  but to add so many commercials when you originally
• 1:54:19
  were pretty much never going to have commercials.
• 1:54:22
  Funk dead. You're a dumb boomer. You're a twat.
• 1:54:30
  There's no need for a fundamental shift in the
• 1:54:32
  strategy. We do need better execution in the
• 1:54:35
  US. You need to lower your rates to have the
• 1:54:38
  perfect Netflix. It's 27 a month. That's insane.
• 1:54:43
  And I have plenty of websites that I can watch
• 1:54:45
  whatever you have illegally. Last week, Netflix
• 1:54:48
  abruptly laid off about a thousand employees.
• 1:54:51
  Oh, but they kept their salary. Bunch of ass
• 1:54:55
  wipes. roughly 6 % of its workforce. Stuff like,
• 1:55:00
  that's why I hate Netflix. You're the worst.
• 1:55:02
  Including several top creative executives. We
• 1:55:05
  have a responsibility to make hard trade -offs
• 1:55:08
  in service of our members, our partners. The
• 1:55:11
  CEOs are your typical CEOs, ruining America,
• 1:55:15
  similar to radio CEOs, where it's a bunch of
• 1:55:18
  blah, blah, blah, while they're making seven
• 1:55:21
  or eight figures. Just a bunch of douchebags.
• 1:55:26
  Our employees, our investors, and ultimately
• 1:55:28
  our long -term growth. And that was the simple
• 1:55:31
  thinking behind it. Yeah, you know what I'm thinking
• 1:55:33
  about? It was about your paycheck. Moves come
• 1:55:36
  with Netflix's stock down more than 25 % in 2026.
• 1:55:40
  You jumped the shark. You're irrelevant. And
• 1:55:44
  more than 40 % since last year, when it launched
• 1:55:47
  an unsuccessful bid to take over Warner Brothers
• 1:55:49
  Discovery. To me, I know there's plenty of shows
• 1:55:52
  people like, but to me, ever since Ozark, there
• 1:55:55
  hasn't been a show worth watching. And there's
• 1:55:58
  ways to watch it online. Like, for example, HBO
• 1:56:02
  Max and Paramount and Hulu have adult cartoons.
• 1:56:06
  You can't really find it unless you're on a laptop.
• 1:56:08
  But, like, if I want to watch the movie Scarface,
• 1:56:12
  it's very easy to find. I don't need Netflix.
• 1:56:16
  Deuce bags. They basically just need better movies
• 1:56:19
  and better TV shows. Or is there something more
• 1:56:22
  secular happening to the way we consume entertainment?
• 1:56:24
  It's the prices. It's ridiculous. Like the rest
• 1:56:28
  of Hollywood, Netflix is struggling. Good. You're
• 1:56:31
  all about your crepes. Keep viewers from spending
• 1:56:33
  more and more time watching YouTube and TikTok.
• 1:56:36
  Yeah, it's the thing. Or what is this thing called?
• 1:56:40
  I'm going to tell my listeners. It is called
• 1:56:42
  Movie Box Pro. Look it up. Every media company
• 1:56:47
  has a streaming service. What Netflix does isn't
• 1:56:49
  really special. Yeah, 2012, it was cool. And
• 1:56:53
  the thing that's really disrupting entertainment
• 1:56:55
  now is short -form video. Yeah, most people are
• 1:56:59
  just going on Instagram, dude. Netflix's top
• 1:57:02
  executives point to a wide range of new offerings.
• 1:57:06
  And also, they use that word podcast dreadfully.
• 1:57:10
  Yeah, I think they have the Jadakiss podcast
• 1:57:12
  and Breakfast Club on there. Yeah, you can find
• 1:57:15
  that in podcast form. But Pete Davidson does
• 1:57:18
  that talk show, I think, in his garage or whatever.
• 1:57:21
  They call it a podcast. That's not a podcast.
• 1:57:24
  It's a talk show. If it was a podcast, you would
• 1:57:27
  have a best of clip on Spotify and Apple. So
• 1:57:31
  they're also watering down the word podcast.
• 1:57:33
  But they're douchebags. Podcast to NFL games
• 1:57:36
  and other sports. And then the whole NFL thing.
• 1:57:39
  Oh, we got to have all the people. It's just
• 1:57:41
  dreadful. Bert Kreiser should be nowhere near
• 1:57:44
  the NFL. Along with a full slate of theatrical
• 1:57:47
  releases. Whatever. Burn in hell. Sick you. Blah,
• 1:57:52
  blah, blah. How much do we have here? We got
• 1:57:55
  three minutes. Here's where we're going to deal.
• 1:58:05
  We're going to play a song and then come back.
• 1:58:10
  Bye, Fresno. The hour will be right back. You
• 1:58:26
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whatever. We all
• 1:58:31
  need to be affectionate. And you can see that
• 1:58:36
  with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot
• 1:58:40
  of touching, kissing, even fisting. The semen
• 1:58:47
  was so big. Stop eating any meat. And that's
• 1:58:51
  what real women need. Functions. Popcorn. It
• 1:58:56
  looks like you went and got a job. Not on the
• 1:58:59
  iPad screen, whatever the case might be in your
• 1:59:01
  hand and a sock, you know, whatever. Like, thank
• 1:59:04
  you. But also I would love to be getting railed,
• 1:59:08
  but. Use bucket loads of lube. If you think you
• 1:59:10
  have enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if
• 1:59:13
  you don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 1:59:15
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 1:59:17
  Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick around,
• 1:59:20
  folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right
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  here. Here's DJ Solo with Chicken Wang. What
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  it is? I go by the name Solo. And I got a new
• 1:59:43
  dance for the Midwest. We call it to the Chicken
• 1:59:46
  Wang. I don't do no bird walk. I do my Chicken
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  Wang. Chicken Wang. Chicken Wang. Chicken Wang.
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  Chicken Wang. Chicken Wang. Chicken Wang. Chicken
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  Wang. Chicken Wang. I do my Chicken Wang. Chicken
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  Wang. Gonna smash up in this thang Shorty over
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  there, she gettin' it, man Shorty over there,
• 2:00:09
  she gettin' it, too Right hand up, while your
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  left leg down Lil' mama, show me what that booty
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  do Bet you can't do it like me, hell nah Bet
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  you can't do it like her, hell nah Bet you can't
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  do the chicken wing like me In the VIP when the
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  DJ turn this sound on I don't do no bird walk,
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  I do my chicken wing Chicken wing, chicken wing,
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  chicken wing, chicken wing I don't do no stanky
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  legs, I do my chicken wing Chicken wing, chicken
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  wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing
• 2:00:33
  I don't do no bird walk, I do my chicken wine,
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  chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken
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  wine I do my chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken
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  wine, chicken wine, chicken wine I'm in a club,
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  you know I do my chicken wine I love doing my
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  chicken wine like I love eating chicken wine
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  First you take your leg and then you start to
• 2:00:55
  wiggle Start to wiggle and you take your arms
• 2:00:57
  and come out just like a chicken Just like how
• 2:00:59
  you make a circle when your legs get to wobbling
• 2:01:02
  And then you feel the beat I don't do no bird
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  walk, I do my chicken wine I don't do no stanky
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  lick, I do my chicken wine Yeah, you know my
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  name, yeah Solo and it's time, solo I do my thang,
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  I make it bang, I do my chicken wine I'm gone
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  off that Bacardi, I feel it in my body When it's
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  on, come on, shorty gon' get gone, let's get
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  loosin' in this party Go right, to the left,
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  to the left, to the round Now pause for a second
• 2:01:54
  and just look up in the sky Now do your chicken
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  wine, that's how we do it in the shop I don't
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  do no bird walk, I do my chicken wine Chicken
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  wine, chicken wine, chicken my chicken wine By
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  DJ Solo Chicken Wings. With this button that
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  we're going to press right here. Hey, what's
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  up? It's DJ Love. She's from the world famous
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  Man Cow Show. And you're listening to my good
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  pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy
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  Hour. The show you secretly listen to. And that
• 2:03:11
  includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages.
• 2:03:15
  Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 2:03:18
  Hoppy. I'm Jack. Oh, my mic was off. I never
• 2:05:59
  sounded better. Once again, Warren Sapp proves
• 2:06:03
  that he's a douchebag, proves that he doesn't
• 2:06:05
  know how to hang out in public. And no, you cannot
• 2:06:09
  blame CTE for that. Most football players have
• 2:06:13
  CTE. You don't see Ian Beckles acting up in public.
• 2:06:17
  He's too stoned. But Warren Sapp gets involved
• 2:06:20
  in an aggressive Miami FSU tailgate standoff.
• 2:06:28
  Facebook video shows Sapp who started in Miami
• 2:06:31
  in the 90s holding an umbrella and attempting
• 2:06:34
  to swat away a fan who was playfully talking
• 2:06:37
  trash. Warren is heard saying, don't do that,
• 2:06:41
  and I'll play the clip. First of all, there's
• 2:06:43
  two sides. That fan knows what he's doing. Warren
• 2:06:46
  Sapp does not know how to behave in public. We
• 2:06:49
  all know Warren Sapp's pretty much a brain -dead
• 2:06:51
  moron, but you're also not going up to Rondé
• 2:06:54
  Barber or somebody that people like. You know
• 2:06:57
  what you're doing. Here's the video. The guy's
• 2:07:04
  trying to get under Warren's umbrella. Why would
• 2:07:09
  you do that? Hey, Warren, you going to go back
• 2:07:21
  to Phoenix soon? Blah, blah, blah. Warren, cut
• 2:07:31
  your mohawk. You look like a douchebag. Because
• 2:07:36
  you are. Morons on both sides. Why would you
• 2:07:55
  even want to talk to Warren? There's nothing
• 2:07:57
  to talk to him about. The guy can't keep a broadcasting
• 2:08:01
  job because he doesn't know how to treat people
• 2:08:03
  well. I know a podcast he did with somebody,
• 2:08:06
  and he treated that guy like dirt. Douche. Embarrassment
• 2:08:22
  to the area. The fact that people think of Tampa
• 2:08:25
  when they think of you. I'm like on neither side
• 2:08:32
  with this. Usually I'm totally against Warren,
• 2:08:35
  but this guy knows who he's talking to. An idiot.
• 2:08:42
  We're Scott Tavlin. There you go. That is the
• 2:08:47
  movie Idiocracy Come to Life. Just two idiots.
• 2:08:50
  Perfect for each other. Oh, Warren Sapp. You
• 2:08:55
  just are the worst. The worst of all time. Great
• 2:08:59
  football player, but. We'll be right back. All
• 2:09:45
  right. And now. Right here. Terry speaking out
• 2:09:57
  about mending the Royal Rift. Yeah. A little
• 2:10:02
  too late. With everything else that's going on
• 2:10:04
  in the world, the most important thing is to
• 2:10:06
  reconcile. That's the key point. Yeah. And here's
• 2:10:10
  the problem. Here's the response. Prince William
• 2:10:12
  does not want to. With everything else that's
• 2:10:16
  going on in the world, the most important thing
• 2:10:17
  is to reconcile. That's the key point. How are
• 2:10:22
  you going to work it out? Well, some people don't
• 2:10:23
  want it to work out. I want it to work out. You
• 2:10:25
  do? Of course I do. But you chose an annoying
• 2:10:28
  woman over your family. When Harry made that
• 2:10:31
  comment in the interview that not everyone wants
• 2:10:33
  to see it work out, I think most people assumed
• 2:10:35
  he was talking about his brother. Yeah. Prince
• 2:10:38
  Harry is a passive -aggressive guy. No wonder
• 2:10:41
  he doesn't want to be around you. You're not
• 2:10:42
  a real man. You're an idiot. Prince Harry is
• 2:10:47
  looking back on the final phone call he shared
• 2:10:49
  with mom, Princess Diana, and a regret that,
• 2:10:51
  nearly 30 years after her death, he says he still
• 2:10:55
  has to live with. The Duke of Sussex telling
• 2:10:57
  GQ in an interview published October 20th that
• 2:10:59
  he wishes he had given his mom more time during
• 2:11:02
  their last conversation. Yeah, because everything's
• 2:11:06
  about you. It's like Soulja Boy. Recalling if
• 2:11:12
  I'd known it was the last call with her, how
• 2:11:15
  different that conversation would have been.
• 2:11:17
  And I'm the one that has to live with that. I
• 2:11:20
  feel that my nana was really manic and being
• 2:11:24
  really annoying talking about these Dalmatian
• 2:11:26
  dogs she saw outside of Harris Theater and I
• 2:11:30
  had just made the honor roll the only time I
• 2:11:32
  ever made it. B did not really care. And then
• 2:11:39
  she died four months later after I ignored her
• 2:11:41
  on Christmas. So I totally relate. Harry was
• 2:11:44
  12 when Diana and her boyfriend, Dodi Fayed,
• 2:11:47
  died in a Paris car crash in August 1997. Man,
• 2:11:51
  I remember that. I had a grandpa named Papa that
• 2:11:56
  lived with us, and he was in the back room, and
• 2:11:58
  we were watching that. Time for Flock Hammer
• 2:12:01
  Suck. Hoppy, y 'all would turn it up. This is
• 2:12:10
  enough. Y 'all would turn it up. Then put it
• 2:12:38
  away. No creepy little. Cop misusing flat cameras?
• 2:13:54
  No way! Never happens. Really trustworthy, these
• 2:14:02
  cops! Keegan police officer accused of illegally
• 2:14:08
  misusing law enforcement databases, including
• 2:14:10
  automated license plate readers. Alexa, how many
• 2:14:14
  towns are there altogether in America? The Census
• 2:14:20
  Bureau lists roughly 16 ,000 towns and townships
• 2:14:23
  across the U .S., plus about 19 ,500 incorporated
• 2:14:26
  places that include towns, villages, and cities.
• 2:14:30
  What is the total amount altogether, including
• 2:14:32
  cities, everything? The census counts about 48
• 2:14:38
  ,400 places total. So Alexa, stop. So if there's
• 2:14:42
  48, Alexa, stop. If there's 48 ,000 towns and
• 2:14:46
  cities, that means if every Alexa, I am so done
• 2:14:49
  with you. Shut up. If there are 48 ,000 towns
• 2:14:53
  and cities in America and one cop is missing,
• 2:14:57
  Alexa, I'm not talking to you. Shut up. And oh
• 2:15:00
  my God, shut up. Alexa, shut up. If there's 48
• 2:15:05
  ,000 towns and you have one cop misusing it in
• 2:15:10
  every town, you have 48 ,000 cops breaking the
• 2:15:14
  law. Officer Oscar Magpali is seen. He just looks
• 2:15:18
  like a little bitch. Just an absolute loser who
• 2:15:21
  became a cop because he has nothing else. Little
• 2:15:25
  short man syndrome. Douche. Here in a previous
• 2:15:29
  post on the department's Facebook page, and now
• 2:15:32
  he's facing five felony counts of official misconduct.
• 2:15:35
  When is this going to end? Holly is... Yeah,
• 2:15:39
  we're hearing stories. Oh, they caught this criminal.
• 2:15:42
  But they're also stalking women. I would hate
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  to be on a dating app and be a cop. That's a
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  good cop. Because all the bad ones make you look
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  bad. Due in court on November the 3rd, the Waukegan
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  Police Department says it has now started a department
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  -wide audit. They're going to find, hey, everybody's
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  doing it. How could you not? Everyone knows the
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  story of when I went on a date with a girl I
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  didn't know was a cop in Chicago three years
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  ago. We were only talking through Bumble, and
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  she found my phone number. They're doing a lot,
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  dude. Looking at how officers have used law enforcement
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  databases. Yeah, but we need floor cameras. It's
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  Make sure you tune in to Hoppy Hour. The best
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  ready to laugh. Six foot nine. Hit above the
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  whole crowd. Never bite his tongue. If the world
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  acts shady, he tell it where it come from. He
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  write that. Then he lean in close. One look at
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  the page and he ready to roast. People room filled.
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  Light it up. Then he call the bluff. No filter.
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  No polite. Then he shake the place. Local politics.
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  Light it up. Then he call the bluff. No filter.
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  And see you at the end. Into the arrest of Kissimmee
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  Mayor Jackie Espinosa. Are there any politicians
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  that are not dirty? Are they all dirty? This
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  is getting out of hand. Man, growing up, I thought
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  politicians were who you looked up to. Not at
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  all. They're all a bunch of corrupt morons. Freaking
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  worst. In the last few hours, Florida's Attorney
• 2:20:34
  General and Chief Financial Officer accused her
• 2:20:37
  of misusing taxpayer dollars. No way! A politician
• 2:20:41
  misusing taxpayer dollars? No! That never happens.
• 2:20:46
  Frank Wiley joins us now with details on this.
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  Frank? What up, Frank? Hey, guys. Espinosa is
• 2:20:51
  now facing grand theft and fraud charges. She
• 2:20:54
  just looks like a moron. You just look at her
• 2:20:57
  and you're like, God, you're dumb. This is stemming
• 2:20:59
  from a COVID relief program meant to help this.
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  Yeah, I felt the whole time, even during COVID,
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  that the COVID relief program was a scam. And
• 2:21:10
  she's a scam, Jackie Espinosa. This is recover
• 2:21:14
  from the pandemic. But during an audit of that
• 2:21:17
  program, investigators say it became clear that
• 2:21:20
  Espinosa put her family at the front of the line.
• 2:21:23
  What an embarrassment to all women that are politicians.
• 2:21:27
  Women deal with enough sexism and they don't
• 2:21:30
  need morons like her ruining it. Seven businesses
• 2:21:34
  located in properties owned or managed by Jackie
• 2:21:37
  Espinosa's family received a combined total of
• 2:21:39
  $90 ,000 in grant funds. Oh, that's good. What
• 2:21:46
  a sociopathic moron. You don't think you're going
• 2:21:52
  to get caught? No, no, no. You think you're going
• 2:21:55
  to get away with this? You're real dumb. So 50
• 2:22:00
  ,000 directly, 40 ,000 indirectly. What an embarrassment.
• 2:22:04
  Women deal with enough discrimination about being
• 2:22:07
  politicians from racist, sexist, MAGA, and then
• 2:22:11
  you got this moron. And women back. During the
• 2:22:17
  course of the DFS investigation, we found that
• 2:22:19
  Jackie Espinosa herself applied for the grants
• 2:22:22
  on behalf of her family's businesses. Ah, well.
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  What I'm curious about is will she get prison
• 2:22:28
  time? But either way, you're a dummy. It's epic.
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  Now, Kratom's a very controversial topic. I have
• 2:22:42
  friends that drink it and it helps them get over
• 2:22:44
  things, but it's also not for everybody. If you
• 2:22:48
  are on meds and you're not supposed to take it,
• 2:22:51
  it can kill you. But everybody that I know that
• 2:22:56
  takes it says it helps them. Here's my point.
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  There's a difference between the Kratom seltzers,
• 2:23:02
  the ones that people drink, And the 7 -0 -H,
• 2:23:06
  which everybody that drinks the seltzers is against.
• 2:23:09
  But the local news does this thing where they
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  use the K -word kratom and wrap it all together.
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  And that's because they're lazy journalists that
• 2:23:18
  are using clickbait tactics because they're losers.
• 2:23:21
  And we have this example right here. It's ridiculous.
• 2:23:30
  County commissioners are taking a closer look
• 2:23:32
  at banning Kratom products. Good evening, everyone.
• 2:23:34
  Kratom products. I'm Josh Benson. I'm Jennifer
• 2:23:38
  Lee. Thank you for joining us. They're often
• 2:23:40
  sold at vape shops and gas stations. Man, I love
• 2:23:43
  hearing these reporters, if it's weed, Kratom,
• 2:23:46
  any of it. I love hearing how nerdy they are.
• 2:23:48
  They're so pretentious. Even though their advice
• 2:23:52
  is probably cheating on their significant others
• 2:23:54
  or getting drunk. Shut up. You're annoying. Experts
• 2:23:59
  warn they can cause serious health problems,
• 2:24:01
  including seizures and respiratory failure. Well,
• 2:24:04
  here's the problem. Is that cradle bars need
• 2:24:07
  to have a sign that says this, this and this
• 2:24:09
  could happen. They don't do themselves any justice
• 2:24:12
  when they pretend like this stuff doesn't happen.
• 2:24:15
  Every side's wrong here. News Channel 8's Grant
• 2:24:18
  Palmer joins us now live from Tampa with the
• 2:24:20
  latest on today's meeting. Grant. Because they're
• 2:24:24
  not saying 708s. 7 -0 -H is the bad one. They're
• 2:24:28
  making you think the fucking Mitra 9 is going
• 2:24:30
  to do it. That's right. Kratom products are sold
• 2:24:33
  at places like smoke shops, like the one you
• 2:24:35
  see here behind me. And today, commissioners
• 2:24:38
  scheduled a public hearing for November 10th.
• 2:24:40
  And then you have all these misinformed people
• 2:24:42
  that see the, like the, unfortunately, the kids
• 2:24:46
  that died at whatever school that was, they had
• 2:24:48
  like seven other things in their body. The NBA
• 2:24:51
  player that died, seven other things in their
• 2:24:53
  body. Morons. To potentially ban them. You don't
• 2:24:57
  have to look too hard to find Kratom products.
• 2:25:00
  Did you know Kratom is an opioid? Shut up. That
• 2:25:06
  binds to the same receptors as heroin. And carries
• 2:25:09
  risk. And that's the freaking word they use.
• 2:25:12
  Risk of drug abuse, addiction, and death. That's
• 2:25:15
  why Kratom is referred to as. You're just an
• 2:25:17
  annoying boomer that's past your prime. You don't
• 2:25:20
  know deadly squat. Gas station heroin. I'm supposed
• 2:25:24
  to say the gas station heroin line. Shut up.
• 2:25:27
  Heartbroken mother spoke at the Hillsborough
• 2:25:29
  County Commission meeting. Well, that sucks that
• 2:25:31
  your kid died. I get it. But he probably had
• 2:25:33
  other things in his body. Wednesday as commissioners.
• 2:25:38
  You leave that part out. Conveniently leave out
• 2:25:42
  that he was on other things. Consider banning
• 2:25:45
  Kratom in the county. Kratom has changed our
• 2:25:48
  lives forever. We grieve every day. That sucks.
• 2:25:51
  I get it. But it wasn't like your kid was just...
• 2:25:55
  It's just ridiculous reporting. Ridiculous. I
• 2:26:01
  cry every day. My friends that own kava bars
• 2:26:04
  are not trying to kill people, okay? The call
• 2:26:10
  I received from a Tallahassee detective is burned
• 2:26:13
  into my memory. I mean, it sucks. But I'm telling
• 2:26:17
  you, he probably had pills in him. He probably
• 2:26:19
  had ketamine. But everyone focuses on the K word.
• 2:26:25
  Ridiculous. It's terrible reporting. Reading
• 2:26:27
  this statement from a mother who couldn't be
• 2:26:29
  present at the meeting today. Oh, so then why
• 2:26:32
  read the statement if the mom's not there? Ridiculous.
• 2:26:38
  Terrible reporting. That's why everyone laughs
• 2:26:42
  at the local news. Conveniently leave that stuff
• 2:26:45
  out. Why don't people respect the local news?
• 2:26:55
  Because you don't do your job. All right. We
• 2:27:01
  have stuff to talk about, but I got to get out
• 2:27:03
  of here. Here's Fresno News. We'll do this. New
• 2:27:06
  tonight, Kermit Mayor Maria Pacheco faces accusations
• 2:27:09
  of stalking. It's good. Never had a stalker.
• 2:27:13
  And then we got this. Authorities are searching
• 2:27:17
  for the suspects who stole nearly $1 million
• 2:27:20
  in rare trading cards, including highly valuable
• 2:27:23
  Pokemon cards. It's the most Fresno headline
• 2:27:26
  ever. All right, what do we want to do here?
• 2:27:30
  I think I'm out of here. All right, let's end
• 2:27:32
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