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The Last Of The Red Hat Mamas (S17E07) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  second and twenty third. Guests include the likes of Boba Fette himself, Tamara
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  more. So gets your tickets today at supernova dot com dot au. My
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  name's Tammy and these are my friends, the Cherry Red Tomatoes, the nationwide
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  social organization for women of a certain age. Yeah, but we'd all Sarah
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  watching television and eating Bond Bonds except on TV Bond Bond Night, which is
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  every Tuesday and Thursday. And what are you doing today? We're gonna have
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  Margarita's and Pop General Fund at our husbands. Would you like to join us?
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  One? Now, let's see Homer cut up my wedding dress to make
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  a bad mitten nette which he never uses. He smept my last three birthdays
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  in jail. Oh that is Bonons name doing Sacks? Whoa whoa, whoa,
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  Honey, save it for fiestas. Four Finger Discount Dude, Welcome to
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  Fourth Finger Discount, the podcast where we always refer to ourselves as Torntosaurus Sex.
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  This week we hit the review episode seven of season seventeen. It is
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  episode G A B F two two. It is the last of the red
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  hot mummers. I'm Dando and I am Guy also known as Jurassic Fuck No
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  No down to How are you good? So I was just mentioned to you
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  off the air you're rocking your new beanie. I've always had here on the
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  podcast that guy rocks a good beanie. And it makes sense because you're just
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  tell me this. This beanie traveled all the way from Europe, so hey,
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  there you go, didn't He's got a hat all the way from Europe.
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  Marge got her hat, and you know, Lisa's going to Italy.
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  It's sort of all ties in. I'd like to I won't lie to your
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  listeners, all to you, Dan, though I mean not today at least.
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  I'm always lying. But I'd like to say it all came together in
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  one great scheme, like the unified theory of four Finger discand that we often
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  talk about. But no this was just a happy accident, a lucky fluke
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  that all my postmen arrived at once as well. It's a really strange incident.
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  I was looking out the window thinking, because I are you like this
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  When you buy stuff online, I'm always so excited for it. When you
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  see it's like it's it's on board for delivery, You're like, oh,
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  yes, yes, I'm constantly hitting refreshed. I'm like Zugerberg at the end
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  of the social do we have any friends yet? Do we have any friends
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  yet? Like, where's my ship? Where's my ship? And they said
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  arriving today between one and three. I'm like, dope. And then I,
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  you know, I'm looking out the window. I can see that my
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  oman, you know, my normal postal delivery person is doing the rounds,
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  like, oh, you're gonna drop off stuff for me in a second.
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  And then I saw the van coming and I'm like, oh my god.
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  They were both at the door at once. It was incredible. It felt
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  like all my Christmases have come at once. Why did they get jealous?
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  Like it's a lot super awkward. That's like, I suppose they're all not
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  enemies, are they They're not sort of like competition for each other. They're
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  just like I said, just like, hey Bert, here you doing.
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  I'm wondering if you know, if you get in the van and you're delivering
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  packages as opposed to delivering letters on the bike, is that a kick upstairs?
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  Is that a promotion? Who knows? I'm not too sure. At
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  least you wouldn't have Maggie swooping you if you're in the van. Correct.
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  Have you seen the new shields at the post he has now? Like their
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  little guards they have they're in like little tiktoks or rickshaws, and yeah,
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  it's it's it's really fascinating. Look at the you could do a really cool
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  sort of not stop motion, but you know, the kind of thing where
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  you see the evolution of time sort of spent up over things like you know,
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  he's a posty walking around with his back. Now he's on a bike.
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  He was on motorbike, now he's in a little rickshaw. And then
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  I guess those jobs are always going to be there because we're always ordering shit
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  out online, aren't me. I spoke more now more than ever? Yeah,
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  now more than ever. Yeah, that's that would be a good time.
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  Like's actually I actually had to be card be cut. I mean post
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  post person, post delivery person. I mean, I want to say postman
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  because I want to I want to be one one day. I feel like
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  I can see myself just being a post for a couple of years, just
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  to hang out and relax and just I feel like you're bringing joy to everybody.
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  Well, that's the thing. I mean, the person who puts the
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  letters in your mailbox. Sometimes it's like you're being evicted or you know your
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  electricity costs six hundred dollars. Yeah, fucking hell, I'm not exactly gabby
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  to see you. But the post the delivery person in the van bringing you
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  a box, like this is the shit I ordered, This is the shit
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  I want to give it to me, Give it to me. Yeah,
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  so you're always happy to see them. I think if you wanted a bit
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  of an ego boost or a bit of a is it serotonin? What's the
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  what's the that just that that makes you feel good? Yeah, the feel
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  good chemical? Yeah, the one that there's a few, but I think
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  serotonin is the is the one. Yeah, you'd get a bit of a
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  serotonin. But it's like, hey, there's so and so with this address.
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  Here's the thing, thanks so much. Oh do we need the same
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  thing? No? No, no, they's smile on your face is proof
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  of identity enough? Yeah, well, I think you know you ordered too
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  much. When you sort of become mates with the postman like they remember you,
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  it's like shit. But I've always said I think being a posty,
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  like delivering packages would be a great job. Or for some reason. I
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  know it's probably volunteering. You don't get paid for it, but I like
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  the idea of is being like the lollipop man, like lollipop lady for school
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  for kids. It's just I've walked Elliott to Kinda the other day and it's
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  the first time we'd actually been on the other side of the road because the
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  parks were all then to cross the lollipop crossing and that guy just blues whistle,
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  holding up traffic, being smile on his face. I'm like, this
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  guy just looks like he's having a great time. I understand that just that
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  lollipop man or posty, that's that's where I vision myself eventually, it's just
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  for a year, I wouldn't man. Yeah, I mean, just you
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  know, you get your van, you know, you probably load up your
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  playlist with some cool tunes, and it's like driving around seeing new areas,
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  and I wonder if there's any podcasts hosted by a post like Posty Podcast,
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  and then just you know, whiles they're driving around, they're just recording your
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  podcast talking about their day hanging out with the post on the delivery day.
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  That that would be a thing, right, yeah, well you could do
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  a YouTube channel. Let me imagine you just hanging out with a Posty,
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  set up your dash cam. It's like okay, woom, heading to the
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  wrong side of two careful, hey, guys, come up below. What
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  do you reckons in this package? Let's make this happen Posty Podcast. I'm
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  always thinking, always unless you keep patronizing this show. This is the future
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  of four Finger Discount. It's four finger Delivery. Yes, yes, all
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  right, yeah, well, thank you guys for chutting too the show.
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  Hope you are enjoying everything we're bringing you here on the four Finger Discount network.
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  De forget we've got all the other shows here. One a ten minute
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  had about the origins of my hat. Yes, but we are. This
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  weekend is Easter m so happy Easter tour you lovely people out there, Happy
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  Good Friday. It's the most wonderful time of the years. I love Good
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  Friday for some reason. I mean, Christmas is great, of course you're
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  a you're a big Christmas guy as we all know. But it's a hectic
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  time of year, you know, the lead up to it, and you
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  know it's always you're good to go with your family. You don't have to,
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  but I mean, and yeah, that's pretty good when you do.
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  Feels kind of like, oh my god, there's so much going on.
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  Good Friday is traditionally the day when everything just like, let's just sit down.
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  Let's just we're turning everything off. You know, we're turning off the
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  world. Yeah, shops a shut put the Good Friday appeal thing on,
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  like you know, it always makes you feel good in a day like gay
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  we beat last year's record, you know. Yeah, everyone's hand out a
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  few bucks to help out the sick kids. You know, it's the day
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  you traditionally eat hot Cross buns all the oh I mustard meit um. The
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  fine folks that will Worth have brought out a brand of hot Cross buns with
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  Cara milk studs in them. Holy shit, and they're so delicious. So
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  I'm breaking the tradition and actually having hot Cross buns before Good Friday. I
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  sorry, guy having a big rant at supermarket about I know it would have
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  been last week. I'll mobe Friday night about the price of hot cross buns.
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  I just just like walking through the bank and see this guy yo out
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  not fucking paying that, and then I don't fucking by him. And this
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  guy's holly of hot Cross buns saying four bucks, four bucks, and the
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  guy, the guy goes the two for six. He goes, fuck,
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  I don't care. He throws it down. I'm like, mate, it
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  is not this kid's fault. I'll price the fucking hot cross buns. It's
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  just here trying to make a buck. Do the math, dipshit, Yeah,
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  okay, two packs of hot Cross buns equals twelve hot cross buns for
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  six dollars. That's fifty cents a bunt. Pretty good price, pretty comprised.
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  You're average barn. It's fairly dense. You know, you whack a
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  little butter on that, a little you know, you're sweet condiment of choice
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  on top. It's like, holy shit, fifty cents for that, you
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  know, with your morning coffee. Fucking good on obvious to be a big
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  fan of the choc chip ones. So I still do the choc chip muffins.
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  I believe they do. Yeah, I like the chocolate chips, but
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  they have like the cross that's chocolate on top, and that ship never like
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  melts. It's always just crunched. It's so good to quote Hall and or
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  Roads. I can't go for that. No, not good, no,
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  but anyway, Yeah, so happy Easter to all you. Also obviously the
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  supporters on Patriona getting this pre Easter, or you guys out there on the
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  free feed, we love you all as well. You're getting this after Easter,
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  so you hope you all have fantastic East. I'm really excited for Easter.
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  Alliott's super kean, but we're going with the vibe of not going to
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  be just overflowing with chocolate here. We're going for a couple of presents and
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  some chocolate eggs because we just don't want a house full of chocolate eggs because
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  nicola and if the chocolates there will eat it, and we're trying to eat
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  a bit healthy. We're going to England and July and things like that,
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  and I'm like, I don't want to cover it for a chocolate and plus
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  you don't want to. I do not want to be a grinch, but
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  I don't want my kids eating chocolate for the next six months because you buy
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  so much. You know. No, no, just get one good bunny
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  or one good sized egg and a quality one. I've got I've got two
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  bunnies each for each kid, a biggish cabrit egg each, like a Humpty
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  dumpty one each, whatever it is. And there's a couple of packs of
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  a couple of the twelve packs, you know, the small ones, they're
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  fine, the little ones, Yeah, they're good. And Nicola likes her
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  lint bunny. She has to have her lint bunny every year, her lint
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  bunny with a little bell. Yeah. I'm getting a lint bunny for each
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  of Louise's kids, the Louise And she's because I said, I'm trying to
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  get the kids, you know, east of waste Gas and I don't go
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  overboard. Let's not go overboard on this ship. And I'm like, I
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  knew what you mean, but still, because they never ever take them seriously
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  when they say that means get me something good, though, I'll go overboard,
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  but I want something. But you know what it is. The little
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  bell on those bunnies just makes them feel so prestigious, doesn't It's like,
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  oh, this is special. That and the gold wrappings. Yeah, I'll
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  never get an oster, but I did get a lint b. It's like,
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  it's like the Grammy of Easter ects. Let us know your your Easter
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  stories. Hey, hey, I just realized this episode is about Easter.
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  I'm just not they're doing Easter hunts. Oh my god, it just ties
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  in. What the fuck? It just tied in perfectly, see the unified
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  theory of four finger discounts. It remains in place. It just dawned on
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  me. Holy. This episode starts with them doing an Easter egg hunt.
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  Wow, there you go. Why does this ship always work out for us?
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  Oh? I'm not complaining. It's good though. Let's not complain about
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  shit working out for yes, exactly. But the last of the red hot
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  mummers another margin mummers, red hat mummas. I always say hot, okay,
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  red hat mums. That makes far more sense. They were hot though.
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  I guess Dando just got negative points on the guy David's no you Jelly.
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  The last of the red hat mummers. So, yeah, another story
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  where marges the a neglected mother or a neglected wife, but that aside,
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  I just neglected in general wife. Yeah. It feels bad enough when you's
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  like, you know, when Homer disregards or when the kids are sort of
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  like underestimated or whatever. But yeah, this is just like, oh my
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  god, you have a friend in the world. This is so sad.
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  Yeah, the lines where she's like, I guess I'm just not meant to
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  have friends. I'm like, Jesus Christ, this is meant to be a
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  comedy. Why do you make me feel bad all the time. It's like
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  the fourth because there's been a Triouse of Horror rises episode, there's been six
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  episodes that are not Triouse of Horror Bass, so six cannon per se episodes.
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  I think five of them have been about Homer being either a bad dad
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  or a bad husband. But ye, and you especially deserve a friend.
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  As exuberant as Tammy, played in full voice by Lily Tomlin. What a
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  terrific guest performance. I was so. I was very very happy with what
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  she brought to the table. She's just full of energy. Now tell our
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  listeners, who is Lily? Give us a bit of a brief little guy.
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  Some synopsis. She is well now literally Tom's a bit of a bit
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  of a legend in the world of world of comedy. She was a stand
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  up comic back in the well, she may have even started in the late
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  sixties, and certainly in the seventies. Is when she's Martin's laughing, I
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  think in the sixties, right, that's right, Yeah, it sketch comedian.
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  I guess there's something you might say as well. Became very famous on
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  laughing for various characters. Of course, did not just stand up comedy,
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  but more like actual sort of stand up performances, not like not like a
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  five minute set or something like that, but a full on show, like
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  a theatrical show, and did heaps of those, and then graduate, not
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  graduated, but moved into acting. Appeared in a bunch of movies nine to
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  five, Jane Fonder and Dolly Parton is one of the most famous. Appeared
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  on a whole bunch of shows. I guess modern audiences would probably know her
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  best from say Grayson Frankie Nicola watches that of course, Yeah, yeah,
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  yeah. Louise's young son FeelA incredible young man about twelve years old, but
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  just the mind of it, like are you a child or are you in
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  fact, are you Benjamin Button, are you an old because he's like sounds
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  that we get along because I'm very much the same. He's incredibly into Grayson
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  Frankie's like, you're a twelve we were old boy. This is not for
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  you twelve. That is a little but yeah, a remarkable, remarkable brain
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  on that boy. Yeah, it's better than the ship that he could be
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  watching you know, well that's true, I mean occasionally be watching young Sheldon.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like going to Grayson Frankie.
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  Lily was also in m Lewis Wing right correct. Yeah, Now she's had
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  a really varied, incredible career, you know, clearly very talented person,
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  very um a very smart comedian as well. I mean, I will say
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  my knowledge of her body of work is not as broad as it should be.
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  I really should. I got a lot more of this stuff. But
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  I mean she's one of those people who has sort of been part of the
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  establishment for certainly as long as I've been around, and that's a long dame.
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  So yeah, probsolutely Tomlin and yeah, but you know she is showing
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  up on the Simpsons back in two thousand and five and just really bringing it,
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  you know, just bringing a lot of fun, raucous, exuberant energy
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  to this supporting character of Tammy. I think it helps too when she's brought
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  in during a story and during a scene in particular where Marge is so depressed
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  and down, and she brings that, like you said, the energy.
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  It's just like that's such a contrast, but also too a character who is
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  so positive and intelligent and determined, and particularly a female as well. You
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  don't get that many characters like that in the Simpsons anymore. I just feel
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  like there's not much positivity in the show. Like Wigham and lew are always
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  arguing with each other and a comic book guy, and like, I just
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  feel like this this is just very pessimistic humor. At the Having said that,
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  I mean, I've actually found it really nice in this episode that you
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  saw this hidden side of Millhouse. We will get to that when we get
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  to that absolutely bit. But you're right, I mean there's a lot in
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  this episode that's kind of you know. I mean, I think you know,
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  something that made us fall in love with the Simpsons and fall in love
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  with Springfield in general was they were kind of battlers. I mean, it
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  wasn't exactly Struggle Street, Evergreen Terrace or anything like that. They were suit
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  of your typical middles family. Yeah, but they were they were getting by,
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  you know, they were all right, but you know, of course
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  life was throwing curveballs at them. But generally they were positive. They had
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  one another, they had the community, they had, you know, a
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  sense of self as well, so and then we're going to be sort of
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  walking around beaten by life. Occasionally they were as you all, as you
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  always do, as we all do, but generally there was an optimism,
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  kind of an understated optimism, like, look, life kind of sucks,
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  sometimes it's generally pretty good if you've got someone to you know, someone in
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  your corner or at anything, yourself, or you know, the support,
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  you know, the community that knows and respects and likes you and all that
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  kind of business. Roseanne Barb builds a bils living around that kind of aspect,
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  didn't she Like the average family that battlers, but they find a way
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  because they've got each other. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah. The
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  Roseanne Show was yeah, very much a celebration of I guess blue collar America
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  or blue collar community and yeah, of course there are other shows like that
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  as well, but yeah, and the SIMS wasn't quite that, but it
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  was despite the fact that they were animated and all that kind of business.
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  You still if they still feel incredibly relatable. Yeah, but in more recent
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  episodes it's kind of it's become more cartoonish. Yeah. Yeah, and not
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  in in attitude, if not in presentation, but even things like in this
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  episode you say cartoonish, like you know, mister Burns, mister Burns character
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  is just so cartoonish now, oh you needs to be back next Tuesday and
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  want my eyeballs read whatever. And I was just like, I hate how
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  they turned Burns in to this just weird. But it's like he's in human
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  now, no cyborg of capitalism is what he yes, yes, as opposed
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  to just I'm thinking about comparisons when it's in this and It's a Wonderful life
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  for instance, where you say home or would be like the Jimmy Steward character
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  but not quite as nice. But mister Burns is definitely, you know,
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  the head of Pottersville. You know, he's the guy who basically owns the
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  town because he owns so much stuff in it. That's enough. That's enough
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  of a of an adversary or enough of a looming threat. You don't need
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  to turn him into a cartoon villain. No sense, not at all now.
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  I also I loved Lily's performance as Tammy, right, I thought she
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  was just fantastic. What was the point of the cheery red tomatoes? They
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  didn't really. They threw Agnes in there so that we had a character that
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  we knew that they could give lines to. The rest of them were just
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  stock standard, just fill up. They won't They didn't say anything. They
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  were just there to fill a gap. And then when it came down to
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  like the heist at the end, why do they need all of them?
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  Like Marge went through open the front door, Agnes have the code. Why
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  did you need ten women there to grab a negg out of a vault?
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  That's the thing. If you're going to do an Oceans eleven so hist deal,
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  Yeah, yeah, do an Oceans eleven thing where everybody has something to
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  do exactly. That's the That's the great joy of a heist movie or a
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  high story. It's like, you think we need one more, We're going
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  to need one more to pull off all this shit that we want to do
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  now, ad middly, you're doing this in the space of a twenty five
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  minute episode or whatever, so you can't necessarily flesh everybody out, but just
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  even do it in a little shorthand bit where it's like, character A,
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  you're doing this, character B, you're doing this, and yeah, and
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  even do it in Oceans eleven Star with a bit of a sort of a
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  flashy little montage bit. Yeah, because it just cuts it just cuts them
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  at the vault, and I'm like, oh, this isn't a heist,
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  it's just a break in. Yeah, there's a difference between a heist and
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  a break in. It didn't even give us like a backing cool backing track
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  where it like doing all all shit and stuff. But I just I've just
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  got here. This episode. What it needed was it needed to have this
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  cheery red tomatoes or che red tomatoes. Yeah. This gang needed to be
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  all characters that we know, and it's like a secret society kind of group.
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  Wasn't one that just sort of goes to Johnny Whatevers and has margaritis and
• 20:15
  laughs about whatever. I just think that the characters meant nothing. The highest
• 20:21
  meant nothing. At the end, the whole story really meant nothing because by
• 20:22
  the time we got to the end, Marge still doesn't really have any friends.
• 20:26
  No that yeah, bad band ending, band ending. Yeah, we
• 20:32
  can't see each other anymore. I'm like, why, why can't you see
• 20:34
  each other anymore? What's what? Yeah? A little bit of background as
• 20:38
  per Wikipedia on the Cheery Red Tomatoes, which is actually based on an organization
• 20:45
  called the Red Hat Society Incorporated. Yeah, which, according to our friends
• 20:49
  at Wiki, in the fall of nineteen ninety seven, Suell and Cooper,
• 20:52
  anatis from California, bought a red hat on a trip to Tusun, Arizona.
• 20:56
  She then brought another red hat and gave it to a friend as a
• 20:59
  birth gift. She was inspired by the poem warning, which begins, when
• 21:06
  I'm an old woman, I shall wear purple and a red hat which doesn't
• 21:08
  go and doesn't suit me, which is that's a lovely philosophy, like when
• 21:11
  I'm old or wear purple. So it's code for like, I don't give
• 21:15
  a fuck anymore. Yeah, that's great. So, yeah, the cherry
• 21:18
  Red Tomatoes are clearly play on the Red Hat Society. But yeah, I
• 21:22
  mean they just need it to mean more. Yeah, I mean I just
• 21:27
  sort of arrived out of nowhere, just the bunch of ladies who have no
• 21:30
  lines. Just they're standing around having a gut margin when she won't do what
• 21:33
  they tell her to do. And I'm just like, yeah, And look,
• 21:37
  as much as I dug the whole b plot in this, with Lisa
• 21:44
  needing to learn Italian and Millinghouse miraculously knowing Italian and being a really good teacher
• 21:49
  at it, I don't know. I would have been happy if you'd shaved
• 21:53
  five or so minutes off that and devoted it to fleshing out the cherry red
• 21:59
  tomatoes, making them making those tomatoes a little more fleshy. Yeah. And
• 22:03
  I just think having them be characters that we know would have made it far
• 22:07
  cool. And I feel like, you know, a montage of them breaking
• 22:10
  into Brands's mansion via heist shenanigans would have been cool. Yeah. Oceans loving
• 22:15
  have been out by this point, hadn't it, So you could have done
• 22:17
  Oceans twelve by this point you could, Yeah, I mean yeah. The
• 22:22
  thing about Oceans eleven as well, was it was it kind of it set
• 22:26
  a lot of trends. I mean, there were a few higst movies that
• 22:27
  came out after because Oceans eleven did really well, but also stylistically is like,
• 22:33
  oh this is super cool and think that you can. It's more than
• 22:36
  two decades old. Now you look at Oceans eleven and down it's like,
• 22:37
  oh shit, this could have been released yesterday. It's it's timelessly fucking cool.
• 22:42
  The twist at the end, it's just like, exactly love that movie.
• 22:48
  One of my all time favorites. We should definitely discuss it on a
• 22:52
  movie guy at some point, we really should. It's like one of my
• 22:55
  first eight movies. Okay, yeah, well it's a movie that Yeah,
• 22:57
  no one dislikes that movie. I've never met anyone to dislike that movie.
• 23:00
  You're first getting to know someone you want to have like a movie. N
• 23:03
  It's like, God, Ocean's eleven. He whenever could look at that.
• 23:06
  You know, it's one that I can't imagine many people disliking, and everyone
• 23:10
  sort of feels comfortable with it. I did this thing, this podcast with
• 23:12
  a friend of the pod, Charlie claus And not long ago, where we
• 23:15
  talked about, you know, movies that you shouldn't show on a first date
• 23:19
  or the you know the movies that you brought to the movie party when you're
• 23:22
  a teenager and everyone this movie sex? When did you bring it? You're
• 23:26
  a weirdo, So it's you could really kind of be fraught when it's like,
• 23:30
  hey, honey, let's have a movie night. You know, you're
• 23:33
  first getting to start to know this movie is showing me is awfully sexy?
• 23:37
  Why did you show me something so rybald? Yeah? But enough of that.
• 23:44
  Yeah, they dropped the ball a little bit with the with the cheery
• 23:48
  red tomatoes. I feel this episode would have been even better had it started
• 23:52
  with them breaking into Burns's mansion, getting caught, and then going, you
• 23:56
  know, two weeks earlier, Yeah, well, why it's much of these
• 24:00
  people? What are they? Why they breaking to Beds's mansion? And then
• 24:02
  then that could be telling you how they got to that point. Yeah,
• 24:04
  because we're starting to well not starting to see there's been the formula this way
• 24:08
  for a while that you have inciting incident. Okay, so this is why
• 24:12
  Marge doesn't have any friends. Now she's going to have friends. The whole
• 24:17
  Easter egg hunt at the Quimby mansion just felt kind of pointless. Well,
• 24:21
  this ad and this added in November two, so it's like it wasn't even
• 24:23
  about Easter time. It was just the best bizarre yeah yeah, which which
• 24:26
  is it kind of runs counter to if we're going to be talking about favorite
• 24:30
  moments, anything with Quimby is one of my favorite moments. We're talking about
• 24:33
  that shortly. But yeah, I mean having like the setup of oh my
• 24:37
  god, there's a highest going on, and who's doing this highest? What's
• 24:40
  going on? What's happening? And then three weeks earlier or something like that.
• 24:45
  Yes, that would be a far more entertaining an engaging way to start
• 24:48
  the episode in my opinion. Hey, Matt Selman, Bill, our friends,
• 24:53
  it was Simpsons adjacent in Geelong. Who could really help you out twenty
• 25:00
  minutes. I've just come up with a better episode. We're just spitball on
• 25:04
  here, folks, but we're on We're on target. But getting to the
• 25:08
  under sized story with Millhouse and Lisa whist we're discussing before let's start what the
• 25:11
  positive is, right, So I really enjoyed the fact that Millhouse, you
• 25:14
  know, he was actually swooning Lisa, like he was winning her over.
• 25:15
  We've never seen him actually win over Leasa he's always been in love with her,
• 25:18
  and she's like, oh, I'm not not now meal House. And
• 25:21
  even at the start of this he's like, oh, gelato for the pretty
• 25:23
  girl, okay, and then by the end she's almost like, may were
• 25:26
  you? I could sort of go for this guy's pretty cool, and then
• 25:30
  he pulls like a Tony soprano and he's like, ah, do you know
• 25:32
  she's the entree he got the main cause it looks so fucking cool in that
• 25:37
  moment, don't you reckon? He really does. I mean, it's it's
• 25:40
  one of the nicest visual gags in this episode that he's wearing those big,
• 25:42
  thick, thick glasses that are basically I associate him with the great Italian films
• 25:52
  from he was in a bunch of like great Italian movies in the in the
• 25:56
  sixties and seventies, and part of his look was, you know, those
• 25:59
  big thick, big thick frames. It's like, oh, that's nice.
• 26:03
  They're sort of paying tribute to, you know, the heyday of you know,
• 26:07
  Italian Italian style, but yeah, bitter than Julia, just the just
• 26:12
  the on three you're the man. I thought that was marvelous, despite the
• 26:18
  fact that he's a scumback playing cards with Bart at the same time. Um.
• 26:25
  Yeah. But the thing is, though, the next episode of the
• 26:29
  show is The Italian Bob, where they all go to Italy. I'm like,
• 26:33
  how does this happen? How do you have a side story of Lisa
• 26:34
  I wanted to go to Italy and the next episode they just go to Italy
• 26:37
  because mister Burns sends him there. I know, I mean, I guess
• 26:41
  I think I new in the back of my head it was coming up,
• 26:44
  but I watched when I watched this episode on Disney Plants, it's like,
• 26:47
  coming up next the Italian Bob. Wait what we just did it stuff now?
• 26:52
  I mean I haven't watched The Italian Bob. Yeah, I don't know
• 26:55
  if there's any connection between these two episodes. I can't record the being a
• 27:00
  reference to this, but surely, like if I'm at Simpsons HQ and I'll
• 27:03
  see this happening, And even if I don't even realize at the time that
• 27:07
  they're going to be releasing this order, but before the Italian Bob guest the
• 27:11
  air, I'm like, we have to at least reference this. Yeah,
• 27:15
  that would be some direct references. It's the fact that last week Lisa or
• 27:17
  she wanted to do was go to Italy and Millhouse totter Italian. This has
• 27:19
  to be referenced. Yeah, I mean, if if in the Italian Bomb
• 27:23
  you have Lisa either unable to speak Italian or just not not reference at all,
• 27:27
  we go on honestly, what the hell? Yeah, yeah, she'd
• 27:30
  better be able to speak Italian because I will be none too impressed. But
• 27:37
  yeah, I mean, but I like the b blud. I thought it
• 27:38
  was I thought kind of funny. What I thought was actually interesting was this
• 27:42
  was the second highest rated episode of the season. I can't imagine then promoting
• 27:47
  Lily as the guests would have been enough to bring in that many viewers,
• 27:49
  I guess to just people. I mean, I don't think she had anything
• 27:53
  that really sort of monumental going on in two thousand and five or in the
• 28:00
  thousands, like special guests are Lily Tomlin. It's like, no, I
• 28:03
  mean, I think he would have gone and guess Aaron Lily tom was like,
• 28:07
  let's know, it's good on him. Yeah, But yeah, I
• 28:10
  don't think she was like top lining a top rating sitcom or anything like that
• 28:14
  at that stay. She may have been on the West Wing at that during
• 28:17
  that period. I don't know, let's have all two thousand and five.
• 28:18
  Yeah, that was ended in two thousand and six, didn't it? West
• 28:21
  Wing? Quite possibly, but I don't think she was on the West Wing
• 28:23
  at that point though. I think she had left by that point, hadn't
• 28:26
  she. Oh look, she still would beat the forefront of people's minds over
• 28:30
  obviously, but still like to the casual Simpsons fan Simpsons audience member, she's
• 28:33
  not going to be enough to draw you in. But yeah, I thought
• 28:37
  it was interesting. Eleven point four six million people watched this episode and Marche's
• 28:41
  son poisoning as well, Likeveno like apparently at one point five million people didn't
• 28:45
  watch last week or see him a run, but they returned again for this
• 28:48
  week. Yeah, who knows? Who knows what's on the other channels at
• 28:52
  this time? Yeah? Exactly right, Yeah, back when channel changing was
• 28:55
  actually a thing. When he gets this sacks when I was on Let's see
• 29:00
  what else is on? During the ad? Hey, my favorite it's what
• 29:03
  were your favorite moments from the last of the Red Hat mumments? Finally,
• 29:12
  but I've been going am missus grandell as I mentioned, big fan of anything
• 29:18
  to do with Quimby. I just I like that corrupt horny dude. Yeah,
• 29:26
  so yeah, a glimpse into his private life, particularly seeing I think
• 29:30
  what what some website is called his a strange wife. I don't we've talked.
• 29:36
  We talked about this not long ago. Yeah, is he was he
• 29:41
  married? Do we ever see his wife? And next thing you know,
• 29:42
  we're seeing missus Quimby doing basically a Jackie Jackie onassa slash Jackie Kennedy kind of
• 29:51
  thing with welcome to the you know, governor or was it the mayor's mansion
• 29:56
  or something? Well said, he does say my seldom seeing wife. Maybe
• 29:57
  it was one of those things where they thought, you know, we see
• 30:00
  him with flusies, that's funny because you know, we know he's cheating,
• 30:03
  but if you see her all the time. Maybe there was a fear that
• 30:08
  they wouldn't see him flusing as comedy. They'd see it more as him just
• 30:12
  being a dirt bag, because they wouldn't want you to get because if we
• 30:15
  saw Homer flusing around, we'd be furious at him. But we see the
• 30:19
  man. We see the man doing like, oh, just just joke,
• 30:22
  Quimby just being a rascal, being a politician. But if we knew,
• 30:25
  if he, if his wife was a recurring character that we know and loved,
• 30:29
  we wouldn't find it funny. I don't know, maybe particularly in this
• 30:32
  situation where you see the actual mayor's office and yeah, you push a certain
• 30:36
  button, it just turns into sex. Then yeah, that's even unconsciously it's
• 30:41
  going to go. I guess there are consequences to his catting around, but
• 30:45
  still I thought it was all pretty funny. I didn't realize that that music
• 30:49
  that plays, you know when when missus Quimby pushes there, this is how
• 30:53
  he alerts his chief stuff and you know, the go go dances come out
• 30:56
  and you see the Austin Bowers bed and all that shit. I was like,
• 31:00
  oh, I've heard that music before. I should I should look it
• 31:03
  up, or I should try to sham it, you know, briefly while
• 31:06
  they're doing it. Luckily, and this is why Disney keeps checking it out
• 31:10
  of the park folks. Disney plus, you know, put in a little
• 31:14
  little subtitle saying it's called music to Watch Girls by, which is first of
• 31:18
  all, incredibly appropriate and secondly, what a remarkable name. Let's let's let's
• 31:26
  fine I'm sorry. I should have done a little research before we before we
• 31:30
  began. Oh is that just what the Disney The Disney subtitles just referred to
• 31:33
  it as music to Watch it a girls by Well, it had it had
• 31:37
  what do you call it? Some little music quote marks around it Andy Andy
• 31:42
  Williams. Wow, Nelson's favorite. Nelson's favorite. Oh my god, it's
• 31:49
  all coming together. The web is just you know, tightening tightny. But
• 31:52
  music to Watch Girls by Doug that as well something else I loved little literally
• 31:59
  yes done. I love when to get at it reminds me of when I'm
• 32:01
  I'm a Homer is a Danish or whatever? He goes there donuts donut?
• 32:07
  Yes, so yeah, clearly they mean I think there are all their impressions
• 32:14
  of literally a lift lifted from the Godfather. But two, because it almost
• 32:17
  seems that way that it's someone dressed in like a white suit or a white
• 32:22
  coat or something just going around and you know, sampling delightful treats from the
• 32:28
  street. Then I thought it was marvelous. But it also makes me want
• 32:30
  to go, Oh but literally, let me be nice to visit. You
• 32:35
  know, there's you know, just the streets are full of life and the
• 32:38
  air is full of lovely cooking smells and no, no, they're just real
• 32:42
  vibrancy to it is that little which is just fish and chip shop in a
• 32:47
  bakery, still pretty nice. Yeah, is our version of Little Italy,
• 32:52
  just like on Street. I reckon it must be. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:57
  I'm sure there are other suburbs that have shall we say, a continental or
• 33:00
  Mediterranean flavor to them. Yeah, well, we went to I think it
• 33:05
  was San Diego that had Little Italy. Maybe maybe it was San Francisco.
• 33:08
  It was it sounds like San Francisco, San Francisco. He's got a great
• 33:12
  china down and all that as well. I think it was San Francisco.
• 33:15
  I think it just came back from the pier, the per thirty nine whatever
• 33:19
  it is, and we wanted to get some gelato. But like we were
• 33:22
  in there, it's like no Little Italy in the engine. It's just like
• 33:24
  entering a new world. Like it was just it was. It was lovely.
• 33:28
  But my favorite episode that Fait Motion. This episode were a bit of
• 33:30
  an Aliens reference game over Man game over. One of my favorite quotes ever.
• 33:36
  But it's just like if something's going wrong, it's almost like if you
• 33:39
  know you're all going to die. If someone said that, you'd be like,
• 33:43
  ah, fuck, it is game over. But like it makes you
• 33:45
  happy at the same time, like a you know, sort of see the
• 33:46
  positive situation bit of Bill Paxson Game Over Man, Game Over. By the
• 33:52
  way, not to um oh, maybe to throw a shout out to another
• 33:54
  podcast, I mean something need all the help they can get all. I
• 33:57
  think this guy's doing it right for himself. But did you ever watched Smallville?
• 34:02
  Here and there? A couple of my mates loved that. My uncle
• 34:05
  Darren actually loves it. But yeah, I've heard this great if you're a
• 34:07
  sitting mad fan. Yeah. The actor who played young Lex Luthor in Michael
• 34:12
  Rosenbaum, and he's got a podcast called Inside of You where he interviews a
• 34:15
  lot of other actors and things like that. I saw some of the people
• 34:20
  that he ended up in my Algorithm the other day and I'm like, oh,
• 34:22
  let's have a quickly this because I mean, one of the last ones
• 34:24
  he did was with Michael Bean from Aliens and from the Terminator and a bunch
• 34:29
  of other stuff. Who's had a really interesting last couple of decades and all
• 34:34
  honest team and he's been had some ups and downs. So is he played
• 34:37
  Kyle right, He's Kyle Reeson in The Terminator, He's Hicks in Apiens.
• 34:44
  But he was good friends with Bill Paxson. They made five movies together,
• 34:46
  and a lot of talk about Paxson and that, and it's like, oh
• 34:50
  man, this was good. And then went through some other interviews and he's
• 34:52
  got Michael Rooker on there from Guard to the Galaxy and that's a that's a
• 34:57
  great chat as well. I mean, so, I don't know if you're
• 34:59
  interest didn't celebrity chats Inside of You was a pretty good one. Michael rose
• 35:02
  a Mound. If you're listening, I want to come on a four finger
• 35:06
  discount have a chat. We'd be more than happy to have you. I
• 35:07
  also really enjoyed the Mo payoff at the end, didn't he coming? That's
• 35:13
  true. It's just like a random gag of us another most suicide gagmod episode.
• 35:16
  And at the end because at the time I didn't even think so it
• 35:20
  was Mo gonna die because how's it possibly gonna get out of that situation?
• 35:22
  Didn't enter my mind at the end the book on top of the Hot air
• 35:24
  Balloon, How had this happened again? How had this happened twice? I
• 35:28
  was like, that's that's a funny payoff. I like it well played.
• 35:30
  There was also there was some other not bad payoffs in this, but we'll
• 35:34
  get to those when we go through the entire party. Any more brain Busters,
• 35:39
  Blockbuster, Brainbust the time November twenty seventh, two thousand and five.
• 35:44
  Montwo three have barely changed since last week, still at number one. Harry
• 35:46
  Potter and the gobble of the fire in number two is what the line in
• 35:51
  number three? What do you think is number three? The clue Brady Bunch
• 35:55
  vibes. I was thinking about this actually because I think there was there was
• 36:00
  a bit of a phase in the early two thousands where they were doing a
• 36:04
  lot of blended family movies. Yeah, and cheaper by the dozen. That's
• 36:08
  when it comes to mind. One they remade with with Steve Martin who played
• 36:14
  his wife. It might have been Bonnie Hunts unh Yeah, yeah, I
• 36:16
  think Ashton Coulcher was Actually, no, was Ashton Coulcher one of the kids
• 36:21
  he was in He was in a movie though, with a bunch of kids,
• 36:23
  wasn't he. He wasn't in that movie. No, let me,
• 36:27
  never looked. Maybe he was by the doesn't cast. Let's have a look.
• 36:31
  I'm just googling the cast here. Yeah, but I think they made
• 36:35
  at least two of those, and then they rebooted it recently with um,
• 36:39
  I want to say, Zach Braff as Dad on Disney. Plus. I
• 36:44
  did see that, Yeah, like, what was that as sar As I
• 36:45
  was at a movie. I think it was a movie. So we've got
• 36:49
  here. Steve Martin, Hillary Duff was apparently in it. Oh okay,
• 36:52
  Hillary Duff, Tom Welling, Charlie played Touch, Charlie Baker. That's small
• 36:57
  Ville. That's Superman from small Yeah, exactly. At all times, we're
• 37:02
  not planning this. This is actually happening in real time. But it's not
• 37:08
  cheaper by the dozen. That was this one. I think it was a
• 37:12
  remake of like a sixties family comedy and I think it was called Yours Mine
• 37:16
  and Ours was the film you nailed? It had eight kids, one had
• 37:22
  ten. It was like eighteen children or something. See, they don't make
• 37:25
  movies about this anymore now. They just do reality shows where they hunt down
• 37:30
  some weird ass Christians from Middle America. Apologies to weird ass Christians in little
• 37:35
  American. I've got all these children, that's your problem, lady, says
• 37:40
  a widowed Coastguard admiral and a widowed handbag designer fall in love and marry,
• 37:45
  much to the dismay of his eight and her ten children. Now it's Dennis
• 37:50
  Quaid, but I've forgotten who the is it? Renee Russo? Yes,
• 37:52
  correct, sure. As a mother and father and a shitload of eighteen children,
• 37:58
  I wonder I have any of the bunch of kids who You'll look through
• 38:02
  that and it's probably like, oh, you know, one of them went
• 38:05
  on to be on a Disney Channel thing and the rest of you know,
• 38:07
  I'd like holding up liquor stores. Yes, all right, well that is
• 38:09
  the brainbuster blockbuster what on, sir so? Yeah, still a number one
• 38:13
  Harry Potter Gobbler to fire when this episode aired. Number two we have what
• 38:15
  the line? Number three? Yours mine and ours? Next question? You
• 38:20
  there eating the past? Hold onto you, nick as everybody, because it's
• 38:22
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• 40:00
  right, time now for some trivia, mister Davis. My first question for
• 40:05
  you is what do the kids have to be aware of to beware of what?
• 40:10
  At the Mayor's Egg Hunt? Was it rat poison? It was rat
• 40:15
  poison? Don't Yeah? Nice? Thank you. When Lisa is looking at
• 40:21
  ads on the that are pinned up on the thing, Yeah, there is
• 40:24
  a model of car that is not the sale. The person is clearly just
• 40:29
  bragging about the car that they have. Yeah, there are two thousand and
• 40:30
  one BMW. I think I was like, I know the joke you're making.
• 40:35
  Never is it a joke? I mean odd a four year old?
• 40:42
  Yeah yeah, someone wasn't a little in a new car. It's weird.
• 40:45
  My next question is how does Marge keep her hair the way it is?
• 40:47
  What does she use? Oh? Damn it? Think of okay? Two
• 40:52
  clear forward something that that's the first the first word, three words. First
• 40:58
  word the rock is the clue. Second word and third word is so.
• 41:02
  The third word is Andre is the clue, and the second word is what
• 41:07
  Andre lives in. Let's see you can work this out. First, first
• 41:09
  clue is the rock? Well, Dwight Johnson Johnson's Andre? What was Andre?
• 41:16
  He was a giant? No, not the giant. Who's the movie
• 41:20
  Andre? Oh you're talking about the seal? The seal and what a seals
• 41:25
  live in water? Johnson's Water Sea. It's like you're throwing in so many
• 41:34
  wrestling things. It's like, Oh, you're talking about Andre the Sea.
• 41:38
  I remember that. I've no think I've ever seen that movie. I maybe
• 41:40
  dicks. I think I had on VHS actually, but I'm just remembering the
• 41:44
  cover and it looked the most nineties thing ever. It was like a chick
• 41:45
  with like a fucking head on backwards and you know, cap on backwards.
• 41:50
  Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'm dressed like a boy. Yeah,
• 41:54
  just like exactly what I'm saying. All right, what's your next question?
• 42:00
  Homer made what out of Marge's wedding dress? Ah bad mitten nette or something
• 42:05
  he did which he never uses. Who left Nana Sophie with child? An
• 42:12
  American? Gi? Yeah? What was his name? Though I didn't say
• 42:15
  that he did? Yeah, he goes, he goes My uncle Bustardo.
• 42:19
  Oh the child? That was the child? Yeah, guy, I've got
• 42:23
  most question is how does this logic work? Okay, okay, okay,
• 42:27
  So uncle Bustardo was the child? Okay, yes, yes, yeah,
• 42:31
  and yes, you got any more questions for me? Um? I do?
• 42:36
  Um? What is the name of Burns's dog groomer? Michelle? All
• 42:42
  right, Michelle. Indeed, I believe that was a male too, because
• 42:45
  I think he says he. Oh, okay, then I was just looking
• 42:49
  at the subtimes where they had the l E on the end, but it
• 42:51
  might have been Michell. The original air day of the Last of the Red
• 42:54
  Hat Mums was November twenty seventh, two thousand and five. It was written
• 42:58
  by Joey H. Cohen and directed by doing a stuck. There was no
• 43:00
  chalk gag, but the couch gag is where the couch is a giant nest
• 43:04
  and a mother bird flies in and feeds Homer a worm. So the episode
• 43:07
  kicks off at the mare's Easter egg hunt and he's rarely seen. Wife.
• 43:13
  She says a few words and she introduces hugs Bunny, who's legally not allowed
• 43:15
  to hug any children. Well, we'll back up kid. Yeah, then
• 43:21
  we get the dumb wife the mistress, And I'm like, a guy will
• 43:22
  be happy you told me you were graduated from typing school. Problem with the
• 43:30
  space bar, it's a hard one. It's a hard one too to wrap
• 43:32
  your head around. And Nelson, now he's eating birds. I'm like,
• 43:37
  very well dressed Nelson in this scene. Did you notice that he's all hairs
• 43:39
  parted and he's all wearing a suit and tie. It just seemed very overly
• 43:44
  dressed for an Easter egg hunt. But us eats the bird bird's eggs.
• 43:50
  No, no, ya, Ralph, there's a whole in your basket.
• 44:01
  Yeah, he's his brother. This was to the point where I was like
• 44:04
  I'm either finished, I'm done with his character, or you need to rework
• 44:07
  it. Because having him just not so much of the eggs, with the
• 44:12
  with the hole in the bottom of the basket, but him just going you'll
• 44:14
  lead's brother, I'm like, oh my god, I'm done with it.
• 44:19
  If if you can't do anything good with it, just yeah, don't do
• 44:22
  anything with it. Yeah, that's that's that's thirty seconds we could have had
• 44:25
  for some cool highest action. It's just because the character Ralph is to have
• 44:30
  dignity. Now he's got it. Now he's just I don't know's it's at
• 44:34
  the level where you almost feel bad laughing at him. Now it's not with
• 44:37
  him, it's it's just it's not not not good in my opinion. But
• 44:42
  Maggie then she feels left out, and I've got here, I am totally
• 44:45
  homer here. If I saw kids stealing eggs off my daughter, it would
• 44:47
  be hell to pay Maggie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maggie feels very
• 44:51
  left out because all the kids have all the eggs and she's got nothing.
• 44:52
  So he starts stealing the eggs from the other kids. And I think I
• 44:55
  would do this on the sly, you know, I would. I would,
• 45:00
  you know, if a kid was going for an egg and Holly didn't
• 45:01
  have any, I would just fuck off, kid, You've already got one.
• 45:04
  I would give it the holy I'm all about sharing every kid Easter hunts.
• 45:07
  Every kid needs to get at least one egg, you know. I'll
• 45:08
  by the way, so I know, I felt horrific today, but it's
• 45:13
  all right, happy and happy end to this story. Sund Eli to daycare
• 45:16
  today, blah blah blah. Nichol sends me this message. She's like,
• 45:20
  I feel horrible. I'm like, why she goes today? Was the easter
• 45:22
  bonnet bonnet hat the eastere the easter hats that you make right. A message
• 45:28
  came through on the thirtieth And this is what ships me about Elliott's Daycare is
• 45:30
  they sent through these messages on this app just hoping that you're gonna assume that
• 45:34
  you're gonna read them right. Things like this put a fucking sign on the
• 45:37
  door so parents that don't look at the app know that no, next Monday,
• 45:39
  he's going to be the Easter prey where every kid wears a hat.
• 45:43
  They show the photo of the kids who have the hats. Allie's the only
• 45:45
  kid without a hat because I didn't read the app and I'm like, well,
• 45:46
  I didn't know, Like, it's not it is my fault, but
• 45:50
  I felt horrible. But they're doing it Monday through Friday every day, so
• 45:52
  he gets to do it another day. But I'm just like, I felt
• 45:54
  so bad. But a little dude's sitting there in the fucking photo. Everyone's
• 45:57
  at these easter hats on and he's got nothing bigs mile on his face.
• 46:00
  But I'm like, oh man, the poor kid. God, I would
• 46:04
  have loved it if he was pulling in kind of still pretty fa it would
• 46:08
  have been it would have been like a meme, would be would be like
• 46:10
  a global men kids have no hat on. Oh it's ended well, but
• 46:16
  I'm yeah, I'm not a fan of we send it out there an email
• 46:20
  or you know, it's on the portal. Yeah fuck off. Yeah,
• 46:24
  gods, you're fucking bottle. I saw him a kid in it out and
• 46:27
  that's all I'm doing. I don't read shit, but um yeah, so
• 46:30
  it's gonna you know, he goes back on Friday too. Who get to
• 46:31
  do it on Friday with all of you, all these other mates? But
• 46:34
  um yeah, so Homer steals the egg, gives some to Maggie, then
• 46:36
  hugs Bunny. He's not a fan at this, so he fights Homer,
• 46:38
  and then Homer uses a chuckle Bunny as a weapon. He smashes it like
• 46:42
  a bottle. Funny visual. I did like that, Yeah, And then
• 46:45
  marges on tour with I don't think the mayor's wife has a name. I
• 46:47
  remember she does. Let's have a look. Mayor Quimby's wife should give her
• 46:52
  name, missus Quimby Martha Quimby Martha. There she is. She has a
• 46:54
  name. That makes sense. That's scams. You are now in the mayor's
• 47:00
  offers. This is the switch the mayor uses to call his chief of staff.
• 47:15
  That concludes our tour. I feel that would be such an exhausting job
• 47:19
  being a go go dancer. We just paid a standard a cage, just
• 47:22
  dance the whole night. Be like fucking now. Could you imagine standing in
• 47:24
  the one spot dancing all night? Holy Christmas? No in a cage,
• 47:29
  let alone, listeners, how much would you pay guy Davis to go go
• 47:32
  dance at your function? Let us know? And then double it. Homer
• 47:38
  slashes through the window and he makes a scene, and the wife then says,
• 47:43
  there will be no tea. Now she pushes the button for security.
• 47:45
  You throw them all out, and then the women come out once again.
• 47:47
  Everyone blames Marge. Get cookie Quine here saying, you're not going to get
• 47:51
  any fridge makee this year with the what is it the calendar fridge, Mat
• 47:54
  says, because that's what real estate people usually give you. We throw those
• 47:57
  out anyways, you lie, We do too well, throw those things out.
• 48:01
  I only got to get in early. Yeah, I might use the
• 48:06
  first one and then never pay any attention to it. Anything that comes after
• 48:09
  that they'll just throw out. Yeah, but if one comes like either the
• 48:13
  very end of the year, it's like, here's your here's your calendar for
• 48:16
  twenty twenty whatever. Cool, hot damn day, good Friday? What date
• 48:27
  um? But otherwise, now that he's peg him throwing out almost flirting with
• 48:30
  Marge in bed, he's not picking up on her signals. He's embarrassed her
• 48:34
  once again. He's made her angry, and she says, you always ruin
• 48:37
  my friendships. Don't have any friends because of you. And then he says,
• 48:39
  you've got Lisa and the stove, And I was like, are you
• 48:42
  going down the wrong road? There, but he has not the bully.
• 48:45
  Yeah, not good, And Homer says, well, I'll have to find
• 48:47
  find Marge of friends, and he has a random vision of him being friends
• 48:51
  with a dolphin and Marge thinking that he's cheating on her with a dolphin.
• 48:53
  As I've written down a lot of pointless gags here, yeah, it's just
• 48:58
  mate at the gag coming killer. There's a gag coming up that I think
• 49:01
  might be the stupidest thing that I've actually seen on The Simpsons to date.
• 49:04
  We'll get to it, though not far away. And then we get Lisa.
• 49:08
  This is actually it. This is the moment. So Lisa's looking through
• 49:10
  some some opportunities on the on the notice board, right, and she finds
• 49:15
  the Rome pamphlet about you know, I guess what what is it? Is
• 49:17
  it? What's the trip for? Is it exchange? I don't know,
• 49:22
  Like, okay, I think American schools do this a bit, particular more
• 49:24
  in college than anything else that you do, like a year abroad or a
• 49:28
  semester abroad. There was a great article not long ago actually written by this
• 49:32
  American girl who went to Florence, Oh, Florence or Milan, but like
• 49:37
  an Italian city for a semester, and she basically wrote about how much it
• 49:42
  sucked and how much she hated it wow, and everyone just dragged. It
• 49:45
  was like you're in one of the most You're in this beautiful city and you're
• 49:49
  like, oh, and it's when to stein and do my work. And
• 49:52
  all my friends were saying, no, let's go to see this Italian ruin
• 49:54
  or maybe trysting like like nice Gilata or something. People like, you suck,
• 49:59
  lady, why did you go with if you didn't want to go to
• 50:01
  Italy? Boo boo boo? This woman boom tomatoes tomatoes, tomatoes. Sherry
• 50:09
  and Terry rocking up discussing twin stuff, the secret language bit. I'm like,
• 50:14
  this might be the stupidest shit I've ever seen on The Simpsons. I
• 50:16
  think that's what I meant by the pointless gag. I think, yeah,
• 50:20
  that's that's what I That's when I wrote down the pointless gags. Here,
• 50:23
  let's talk, I mean a secret twin language. And then it's like ten
• 50:25
  seconds of them just gone, what the fuck am I watching? What is
• 50:30
  this shit? It was terrible, It was terrible. It just like the
• 50:35
  stupidest thing ever. What don't you looking for Lisa summer opportunities. We're going
• 50:42
  to Twin cap Oh my god, spend that summer in Rome, Rome founded
• 50:49
  by Twins. By the way, Hey, where'd you go? Oh well,
• 50:52
  let's talk a nice secret twin language. Skinner's office and Lisas wants to
• 51:02
  take take him off on the opportunity for the Rome trip, and he says,
• 51:06
  well, one of the things is you need to be able to speak
• 51:07
  fluent Italian. This actually should have made one of my favorite moments. I
• 51:09
  liked his response. So she says, why would I live? I couldn't
• 51:14
  flawless logic. Flawless logic, That's that's just Harry. Sheera killing it though,
• 51:21
  Yeah, because that's yeah, that's just wonderful, like flawless logic.
• 51:28
  But unfortunately gonna have to hear you do it not now that I've got a
• 51:30
  meeting perhaps tomorrow. That doesn't work for me. Friday's worse than Thursday.
• 51:36
  Yeah, exactly what I was getting those Radio Bart vibes is very good.
• 51:38
  But I've got here brackets one of the positive guys just love that line so
• 51:45
  much. Not this line Radio Bart. The day one about Thursday. I
• 51:49
  said, Thursday's worthday Friday, So I don't know what get that so much.
• 51:59
  He's aggestions that's wise. Okay, sorry, yeah, I think you.
• 52:06
  I think you lost it when we did that review of Bill likely as
• 52:08
  well. I think Bill's like sitting there and you just like lost it.
• 52:15
  I said, fine, true story, but story. But then um,
• 52:25
  we get I forgot here in brackets. This is one of the positives of
• 52:28
  being a good student, is it. He can get away with the ship.
• 52:30
  So like her, Bart says this, He's just like, you can't
• 52:32
  speak Italian, but like, I like to think that skinner. He kind
• 52:36
  of knows that Lisa can't speak Italian, but he's given her. You know,
• 52:37
  I'll give you a few days. I'll give you a few days.
• 52:42
  Homer and Butt now at the supermarket, and he tells Bart to go to
• 52:45
  the shopping because he has to go find Marge of friend. He's made these
• 52:47
  food stamps, okay, whatever, And then we get a line here.
• 52:51
  I'm just like, man, this is just sad. It's like, oh,
• 52:53
  there's someone that could be much as friend. She looks defeated too,
• 52:55
  and I'm like, oh, man, And then I've got here this I
• 53:00
  can understand why she ran away from Homer unlike the woman that you sheard the
• 53:04
  other day where she's a guy approached her in the car park and she lost
• 53:06
  her mind at this guy, do not approach a woman in a car park.
• 53:09
  And I'm like, but what have you left your bag on top of
• 53:12
  your car? Or what did your lights were on? Or what did you
• 53:15
  dropped something for listeners unaware of what we're on about it. YEA, something
• 53:17
  I shared on Twitter was a woman had she was in her car at the
• 53:22
  car park, at the at the mall or whatever, and yeah, just
• 53:24
  did this two minute rant on this man just approached me in all this kind
• 53:29
  of business and do not approach women, do not approach women and gentle and
• 53:32
  and all he said was miss Yeah. A bunch of my mates was five
• 53:40
  seconds later, dude flipping through personal looks like I'm eating to night. Yeah.
• 53:45
  I mean, I wanted to come up with some kind of quip,
• 53:47
  but I just really felt sad that there was this erosion of trust. I
• 53:51
  mean, some of that may be justified, but some of that may be
• 53:52
  overreach. Yeah, so went away, but yes, this woman wholly justified
• 53:57
  and running away from Homer. I want to rent a small boat Faia Barca.
• 54:13
  I plan to dump this body in the ocean. This is what you
• 54:22
  get for asking questions. I've got here very old school with the old tape.
• 54:29
  Remember when people said learned languages like this, push play, turn tape
• 54:32
  over. And I've never learned a language that will language at school. But
• 54:37
  I've never self taught a language. Have you ever done that? No?
• 54:40
  And you know, part of me wonders if it's too late, you know,
• 54:45
  if there's all this talk about you know, you'll listen to Todd Sanson
• 54:49
  on what everyone's saying. No, you've brains a lot of plasticity. Still,
• 54:52
  you can still do shit, won't you. Yea's the things that it's
• 54:55
  not whether you can, it's whether you want to actually do it. That's
• 54:59
  true, Luya, I am honestly a believer, and that pretty much anything
• 55:02
  can be done if you put in the hour. It's put in the effort.
• 55:05
  Then she sees the lessons. The lessons add up on the up in
• 55:07
  the wall, along with all the others that we mentioned earlier, did like
• 55:09
  Martin's bike called Nelson, And she says, a river dirty ignorance. Now
• 55:15
  river dirty means watch mister Davis, see you later. Yeah, until I
• 55:20
  see you again. Goodbye, farewell, and Homer then introduces Crazy Cat Lady
• 55:23
  as a friend potential friend to Marge. So Marge leads and disgusted and then
• 55:28
  challenges her to throw a cat over the house and she does and I was
• 55:30
  like, all right, whatever. Marge then wanders around the streets really sad
• 55:36
  with everybody who playing everybody hurts yeah a song. Thats just some songs just
• 55:40
  managed to get you. Every time that song comes on, You're just like,
• 55:43
  now, I just feel sad. It's impossible to not feel sad when
• 55:46
  that song is one. I think it's been overused to the point where I
• 55:50
  mean I would have to read I would have to not hear it and forget
• 55:54
  about it entirely for maybe good five years, and then come back to it
• 55:59
  and just listen to it untainted by you know, thinking about people just sort
• 56:04
  of wandering around looking all sad and shit. I really like R E M
• 56:07
  M. I don't think it was a huge fan of that song when it
• 56:09
  first came out, but I'd have to hear it and oh, wow,
• 56:13
  this is actually really heartfelt and pointed and all that stuff, because now I
• 56:15
  just associated with like shorthand for like when someone's sad, I guess it's almost
• 56:20
  also sort of like um with without you first of me, you just hit
• 56:23
  it. You're like, all right, I get it. Yeah, someone's
• 56:27
  just point yes and i'd just walking around and she helps the lady, she
• 56:34
  grabs her hat and introduction to Lily and literally just brought so much positivity energy
• 56:38
  to this role. It's really one of those guest roles where you're just like,
• 56:40
  you've really just made this episode better by being involved with it, isn't
• 56:45
  it. Yeah, it's you, and you've elevated the material as well.
• 56:47
  I mean it's not it's not she's not a bad character to Tammy, but
• 56:51
  I mean yeah, literally just really juiced it up. Lines like that,
• 56:54
  you know we're gonna have Margredis and Poke fun at our husbands. That's not
• 56:58
  necessarily funny line, but the way literally delivers it with so much enthusiasm,
• 57:00
  You're like, it sounds like fun. Let's do it, you know,
• 57:05
  and Marge then she starts Randy about Homer and then she says save it for
• 57:07
  Johnny Fiesta's we come back from commercial and they're watching has been Celebrity Poker at
• 57:12
  VIC tay Back Motel and Casino in downtown Las Vegas. Have you ever been
• 57:15
  to downtown Las Vegas like that? I've ever been to Vegas at all,
• 57:19
  really at all. I think you may have told me this. I find
• 57:22
  that the one thing that I would like to do, and I've said this,
• 57:25
  I'm sure it has drive from La to Vegas and get to Vegas at
• 57:30
  dusk. I think exactly what Nicola and I did, like on the money,
• 57:35
  like the sun was setting as we arrived. It was bang on.
• 57:37
  Did we were to drop we want a drop toop? We're in a convertible,
• 57:40
  Yes, in a convertible yep. Yeah. It was the fucking vest
• 57:44
  Man. It was so good. That's what I want. We tried Carls
• 57:47
  Junior on the way, which I was kind of disappointed with, but I
• 57:50
  was just like whatever. In a similar story, the Lovely the reason I
• 57:54
  tried Carls Junior. We were driving back at dusk from Talquay. Not good.
• 58:00
  It was fine. It was Jack. It's a solid three out of
• 58:05
  five for me, very much. I Mean, every time I've been to
• 58:08
  the States, particularly the West Coast, I'll be like, oh, tell
• 58:13
  me go to in an out burger and yes, all right, it's too
• 58:15
  bad. I guess, um, I think I had five guys when I
• 58:20
  went to I think I either I had five guys or State or shake Shack
• 58:22
  when I went to New York. Like, yeah, that's pretty good.
• 58:27
  Honestly, I'll put the burger that I made the other day up against just
• 58:30
  about anything. Homemade burgers are the best. Oh yeah, but this I
• 58:35
  found this guy on YouTube who was who may I don't know it well,
• 58:39
  clearly came up on the algorithm because of my glutton but it was like trying
• 58:43
  to make a hallepen New cheeseburger on now one. I had recent podcast,
• 58:46
  think it was the King of the Hill. You're talking about how you were
• 58:49
  watching some guy making the chicken dish. How much how much time do you
• 58:52
  spend your in the day just watching YouTube food videos. I allowed myself a
• 58:57
  little tree. Yeah yeah, it's like I've done some work. It's like
• 59:01
  I got I got five ten minutes. Let's look at this guy. I
• 59:05
  mean that the chicken and Chips guy was a TikTok that was like okay,
• 59:08
  yeah yeah, but this guy, yeah, I mean it was Palapenia cheeseburger,
• 59:14
  but he had like a Gorgonzola mayo that he made from scratch, and
• 59:17
  I was like, oh my god, that looks so creamy into dis Yes,
• 59:21
  So we went down to goals and I got all the ingredients and made
• 59:23
  my own and you know, chopped up some little baby sputs and put him
• 59:27
  in the air fro. It made burger and chips better than five guys,
• 59:30
  better than shake shack. I liked the end to take it celebrity poker here
• 59:35
  because that was just heaverywhere at the time, remember World Series Poker, Like
• 59:37
  everyone was playing poker? Weren't they on too? It really was, and
• 59:40
  it made Yeah, it's sort of it either re booted the stardom of some
• 59:45
  people or have made other people. It gave some people an edge apparently,
• 59:49
  like Toby maguire made a made like an absolute shit ton of money, Wow,
• 59:52
  playing poker, maybe more than he made playing Spider Man. Well you
• 59:57
  have to think that, you know, actors would be good at having poker
• 1:00:00
  faces, right, that's true? Yeah, yeah, But I always had
• 1:00:02
  this This is a back dad back to high school, had this idea for
• 1:00:07
  like a like a Happy Gilmore esque movie but about poker, like some lark
• 1:00:12
  in that you know, he shouldn't be on the on the on the World
• 1:00:13
  Poker too gets on there somehow and all the big poker players hate him,
• 1:00:16
  and just classic happy Yilmo of us shouldn' McGavin style thing at the end of
• 1:00:21
  then the Grand Final. I just felt like that just ever wrote itself,
• 1:00:23
  Like if that film came out like two thousand and three, two thousand and
• 1:00:27
  four, who wouldn't have gone to see a happy Gilmore version of the World
• 1:00:30
  series? Poke, I don't you reckon? Yeah, I mean it was
• 1:00:32
  probably one of those Happy Madison productions that throws off to his buddies. Yeah,
• 1:00:37
  exactly that kind of thing. Yeah, the guy who's the star of
• 1:00:39
  Grandma's Boy or something like, he's you know what was his name, Alan
• 1:00:44
  Covid I think or something. Well, yeah, Alan Coovid is poker fist.
• 1:00:49
  That's his caddie, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's a good thing
• 1:00:52
  about Sandler. Just helps helps his buddies out, helps his birds. One
• 1:00:54
  of the best jobs in the world would be one of Sundler's buddies, Like
• 1:00:58
  that would be the best career in the world when to get to hang out
• 1:01:00
  with Sandler, you know, making shit movies, but getting paid a fuck
• 1:01:02
  un to do it having fun, or someone pointed it out because I think
• 1:01:06
  Murder Mystery two dropped on Netflix last saw the ad and I didn't even know
• 1:01:09
  there was a number one. I looked at it and I was like,
• 1:01:12
  I'm gonna wash this. You've got me Netflix. I think I'm going to
• 1:01:14
  wash this. But a reviewer I really like pointed out, it's like it's
• 1:01:16
  so strange that you know Marvel will take you or no, no other Netflix
• 1:01:22
  movies will sort of take you all around the world, like Red Notice or
• 1:01:24
  The Gray Men or something. And they looked like they were filmed in a
• 1:01:28
  warehouse with a bunch of green screens and it's Sandler Movies and actually, holy
• 1:01:31
  shit, they're actually in Paris. Sounds like I ain't doing shit unless you're
• 1:01:37
  paying for me to go to It's like you're taking me and the fam to
• 1:01:40
  Europe. But anyways, it's the crusty Bales on this. You know,
• 1:01:44
  he doesn't want to do the celebrity pokers. He's playing for charity. And
• 1:01:47
  Marge arrives in her sexy new red dress and she's now a junior member of
• 1:01:51
  the Red Hat of a Red Cheery was it red Cheery Tomatoes. And I
• 1:01:55
  like to look on Marge's face when she's sort of showing off a red dress
• 1:01:58
  she had, like a nice little she's pretty smile. Wow, mom,
• 1:02:02
  great red dress. For your information, I am now a junior member of
• 1:02:07
  the Cheery Red Tomatoes march in a gang. Who are you going to do?
• 1:02:14
  Shoot me with a frosting gun? Seriously? I would love that.
• 1:02:17
  I'm like, Hema, what are you doing? Mate? But you spent
• 1:02:21
  the whole time trying to find a friend, and they you're laughing at if
• 1:02:22
  for having friends, Like, what is happening? Maintain some consistency, please?
• 1:02:27
  Yeah? Yeah. They then laid the museum. She saw you.
• 1:02:29
  You guys had to make fun out of everything. And then they're leaving the
• 1:02:31
  Museum of Suffering. And then Millhouse arrives to teach Lisa. She doesn't believe
• 1:02:36
  that it's going to be him as short thing Bart told you about it.
• 1:02:37
  You're just pretending and um no, he says that, you know, every
• 1:02:42
  summer for two weeks he's sent to Italy, where he lives. He's Nanna,
• 1:02:45
  I'm the tutor of the company, sent over. I'm here to teach
• 1:02:49
  you, La Lingua musica, you really speak Italian. See my grandmother,
• 1:02:55
  Nana Sophie, lives in Tuscany. Since I was a baby, I spent
• 1:03:00
  two weeks there every summer. Nana hated English because in World War two at
• 1:03:06
  GI left her with child my uncle Bethstarto. Nana only spoke Italian to me.
• 1:03:12
  Questi in meo caubino olivea. I love you, Nana whoa idiota.
• 1:03:22
  Every time I spoke English, he hit me, he didiota, I'm sorry,
• 1:03:29
  I'm so stupid Milhouse mussolin ivan Houtiano idiota who I felt sorry for little
• 1:03:43
  Millhouse here. I love you Nana Idiota. I'm sorry. I'm doing some
• 1:03:47
  idiota and I'm like, oh man, poor little Millhouse. Nana Sophie is
• 1:03:52
  just getting getting the job done. And that's where he's um. That's where
• 1:03:53
  his bed wedding started. As a child who as someone who went the bed
• 1:03:58
  till I was like eleven years old. I wonder what because I didn't want
• 1:04:00
  the bed. I started with the bed again when I was like five five
• 1:04:03
  through like eleven. There must have been some memory that happened, something that
• 1:04:08
  happened to me at that point that caused me to wet the bed, because
• 1:04:11
  you'd have to think that's where all stems from, right, something that not
• 1:04:15
  tragic, or just something that's sort of playing on your mind. It's causing
• 1:04:16
  anxiety or something. Well, yeah, just some sort of switch that gets
• 1:04:19
  flipped in your head or a little bit of wiring that gets crossed or whatever.
• 1:04:23
  I mean, I don't even know it necessarily. I mean, actually
• 1:04:26
  know I shouldn't say, because I'm not an expert on this matter. But
• 1:04:29
  it may not even have to be in things sort of dramatic. It might
• 1:04:30
  just be, like you know, it might be just a degree of comfort.
• 1:04:35
  Yeah, yeah, no, But it did not ruin my childhood by
• 1:04:39
  any means. I had a great childhood, but it prevented me from experiencing
• 1:04:43
  a lot of things because of my fear of people finding out that I went
• 1:04:45
  to bed. So I'm share out to all your people out there the bed
• 1:04:46
  when your kids, I know what you were going through. But also shout
• 1:04:49
  out to my main man, Alliot, guess what he started doing last week?
• 1:04:53
  Every time now he poos on the toilet, Nice one, eliot.
• 1:04:57
  J O'Neill of the Simpsons podcast, Oh, we're talking about other room.
• 1:05:01
  We had so many people telling us, you know, he's gonna be starting
• 1:05:04
  school next year, you've got to make him pool on the toilet. You've
• 1:05:05
  got to start four. You're start put you know, pushing him to use
• 1:05:09
  the toilet. Do you know this when you know? When you you well,
• 1:05:11
  by the time you were three, you were pulling in on the toilet.
• 1:05:14
  I'm like, he's four and a half now, and I'm like,
• 1:05:15
  Nicola kept saying to me, he will do it when he's ready. I
• 1:05:18
  was like, and I'll start to sort of be convinced by all these people
• 1:05:21
  saying no, You've got to start making him pull it. And then one
• 1:05:24
  time I said, come on, let's try on the toilet. He's like,
• 1:05:26
  no water and I was like, all right, then going your nappy
• 1:05:29
  and like we're being judged. I was like, where's alliotm I He's pulling
• 1:05:30
  his Nappy're like, oh, okay, sure. And then one day he
• 1:05:34
  just went, I have to do a pooh and he went and put on
• 1:05:38
  the toilet and he was like, I put on the toilet. It was
• 1:05:41
  like, so proud of myself. I gave him a toy. It was
• 1:05:44
  just so proud of himself. Except now he thinks every time he pushes on
• 1:05:46
  the toilet gets a toy. He doesn't now, but but you know,
• 1:05:49
  this is the thing. He was so proud of himself, and I was
• 1:05:51
  just it's so lovely as a parent seeing them have those like leaps where he's
• 1:05:57
  just like, we didn't we didn't cross one more off the list, cross
• 1:06:00
  the list. So all your parents out there, if your kids still pulling
• 1:06:01
  your nappies and they're like four or five, Allet was he's five in July,
• 1:06:04
  so he's like over four and a half, don't panic. They something
• 1:06:09
  just flicks, switches, flicks, and they just decided. Ali just decided
• 1:06:11
  one day he's gonna pull on the toilet and he was done. He just
• 1:06:13
  had to overcome that fee because one time he did pull on the toilet and
• 1:06:15
  the water touched his ass and he was like, that's it, I'm done.
• 1:06:17
  Like it scared him. But then you know he's just he's pulling on
• 1:06:20
  the toilet now. It just it just happened. Would never do anything,
• 1:06:23
  he just decided. So you know, new parents out there, just don't
• 1:06:27
  panic if your kids shitting in nappies. They will eventually use the toilet.
• 1:06:29
  It will all be fine. Don't listen to all that outside noise of what
• 1:06:31
  your child has to do. Your child doesn't have to do anything. Shout
• 1:06:34
  out to Elliott well down, Shout out to Elliott. Yes so Yes,
• 1:06:39
  Paul little millhouse here. He spent two weeks in Italy with his Nanna,
• 1:06:42
  which I'm assuming he would have been nice, except he got slapped around every
• 1:06:44
  time he spoke English. But that's how he learned how to speak Italian.
• 1:06:46
  The Red Cherry Tomatoes and drop off Marge. Tammy drops her off anyway,
• 1:06:49
  and they send her a text message you rock. And she feels very very
• 1:06:53
  proud of herself, and she feels very included, and she's feeling happy.
• 1:06:56
  And this is actually a nice moment where she walks on the door and home
• 1:06:59
  as a sleep with a little notes saying, I hope you had fun.
• 1:07:00
  I'm like what you mentioned consistency. I'm like, how have you had him
• 1:07:04
  being a dick this whole time? And now he's just sitting down his pj's
• 1:07:08
  with I hope you had fun? Like, can we just have this home?
• 1:07:11
  Please? Just just give us this home. Surely you can set up
• 1:07:15
  the fact that Marge wants friends without having to have Homer beat a dick like
• 1:07:17
  it could there could be other ways of doing this, but yeah, do
• 1:07:20
  you think so? Yeah? Middlehouse then arrives and Lisa has some flash cars
• 1:07:25
  prepared, because you know that's Lisa's I've very much like Lisia regard where I
• 1:07:29
  like to be prepared and overly prepared for everything. But he rips them up.
• 1:07:31
  I love this. You don't learn Italian, you live Italian. And
• 1:07:36
  also takes me a good forearms strength by forearm and wrisk strength from Millhouse ribbon
• 1:07:42
  to get ribbon out that list of flash cards. It was indeed fairly thick
• 1:07:45
  pile. They'd ride the scooter through little Italy and he's like a guide there
• 1:07:48
  and you orders one gelato for the pretty girl. Luigi apparently doesn't speak Italian,
• 1:07:53
  just speaks the fractured English that's what his parents English. And then they
• 1:07:58
  arrive home. I thought the sun said they had here was quite nice.
• 1:08:00
  You mentioned how you know, driving at Vegas when the sun was setting.
• 1:08:03
  Here it's just sort of nice music. And they arrive home sunset. She
• 1:08:06
  gives him a kiss on the cheek and I'm like, oh, sparks are
• 1:08:09
  flying. Then Nelson punches him in the stomach for sea, don't be in
• 1:08:12
  love stupid, And I'm like, this actually makes sense because Nelson sort of
• 1:08:15
  like still as a thing for Lisa. He can't win. Yeah, and
• 1:08:18
  also, yeah, you're right about Nelson here. Marge is then skydiving and
• 1:08:24
  they say to it, we'll have a surprise for you when we hit the
• 1:08:26
  land. They do like a little what's a call? When yeah, I
• 1:08:28
  don't synchronize the synchronized skydiving. I guess you would say, I guess or
• 1:08:32
  yeah, like we all hold hands and form the circle. That's what I
• 1:08:35
  know. The one. Yeah, I'm trying to I don't know if it's
• 1:08:38
  got an actual name, but yeah, you see it all the time when
• 1:08:40
  people in the group skydiving. It's like, oh yeah, it's like fun.
• 1:08:43
  I've never skydive. I still want to do it. I would like
• 1:08:45
  to do it, but I won't do it. I just I'm just too
• 1:08:48
  scared. That's one. That's one thing I don't think I'll ever be able
• 1:08:51
  to make myself do a skydive. Yeah. I think I just hated if
• 1:08:56
  I was like, uh, you know the first time I did it,
• 1:08:58
  it's like, yeah, the ground about ah MUSHes, I really shouldn't have
• 1:09:01
  done this. This was stupid. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.
• 1:09:05
  Idiota, idiota, Why do you want to do? You want to scot
• 1:09:12
  But yes, this is where Mo falls through the circle and which pays off
• 1:09:16
  at the end. You think he's trying to commit suicide, which he is.
• 1:09:19
  Where he came from, I don't know was above them, Marge Simpson,
• 1:09:25
  we hereby induct you as a full member of the Cheery Red Tomatoes.
• 1:09:35
  I feel a happiness I've never felt. I not only have friends, I
• 1:09:40
  have a hat to prove it. Now, Marge, as a full member,
• 1:09:44
  you get to share in all our secrets, like a recipe for my
• 1:09:46
  apple pie. The secret is it's got apples in it. And now we
• 1:09:50
  can tell you the secret plans for our fundraiser this year. We're gonna steal
• 1:09:55
  one million dollars from mister Burns. You're choking. You've got to be choking.
• 1:10:10
  You're not joking. Any other surprises. I'm not a natural redhead.
• 1:10:17
  Then we come out a commercial and Marge says that, you know, I
• 1:10:19
  just can't do it. You know, I'd love to be part of this
• 1:10:21
  team, but I just cannot do this. And I explain how he promised
• 1:10:25
  money to the children's hospital, much like the Good Friday appeal here and yes,
• 1:10:30
  and he rather than donate the money at the last minute, he decided
• 1:10:33
  to keep himself alive for a further ten minutes by using all that million dollars
• 1:10:38
  and he releases the hounds. I'm just like, this is a pretty dick
• 1:10:41
  move by Burns to put on this whole elaborate you know, events and everything
• 1:10:45
  and then go, actually, I've changed my mind. But they say that
• 1:10:48
  he's got twelve Faberge eggs. Are they really worth that much money? I
• 1:10:54
  think egg's worth a fair bit. Again, tying into the whole unifying theory
• 1:10:58
  of fourthing of this game. We mentioned Oceans eleven before in Oceans twelve,
• 1:11:02
  which I think came out around two thousand and five, it's all about the
• 1:11:06
  theft of the faber j a egg. I think they got they cost a
• 1:11:10
  fair bit, or they're worth a fair bit. Surely this isn't meant to
• 1:11:13
  be their take on Oceans twelve, right, because it's nothing. No,
• 1:11:15
  absolutely not. You wouldn't think so anyway, But um, but yeah,
• 1:11:19
  they need Marges skills and I've got here. Ah, Okay, so they're
• 1:11:25
  using her too. So it's just like, oh, they didn't really want
• 1:11:27
  to be friends of Marge. They just saw her and and her skills,
• 1:11:30
  the fact that she's skinny. I'm like, really, that's it, Like
• 1:11:33
  it's just so lame anyway, but they she agrees to do it because they
• 1:11:38
  say, bare heir, we're gonna take your hat away, and Stanley drops
• 1:11:41
  down. They threaten it. You better do it, we say. Homer
• 1:11:44
  is then watching Fox Sports West two Classic Fox Sports Fox, which is funny.
• 1:11:47
  It's actually kind of like that. Now there's so many Fox Sports channels.
• 1:11:49
  It's Adams World. It's one of the best jokes in in Dodgeball in
• 1:11:55
  the Dodgeball movie that they've got it's airing on their channel? Was it?
• 1:12:00
  P ESPN eight The Ocho the Ocho Marge and sneaks out. She says he's
• 1:12:04
  gonna be bird watching, But I was like, why would she be going
• 1:12:08
  on bird watch? She left this guy to birds and home learns the road
• 1:12:11
  run as a real. Then Lisa's singing about Mellhouse and she's you know,
• 1:12:14
  gushing over him. She bles him a kiss, and then she goes outside.
• 1:12:16
  And this is the thing though, Marge sneaks out at night, but
• 1:12:20
  then we cut to Lisa going outside and it's daytime. I had noticed that
• 1:12:26
  very sharp down though, and also very dull and bluntwitted on the part of
• 1:12:30
  the Simpsons people, who really dropped the ball with that one. But he's,
• 1:12:34
  um, yeah, she's she goes at the back, and before he
• 1:12:38
  discussed this Mealhouse is out there with Antietica. I love to watch you walk
• 1:12:41
  away or whatever it is. It's just like seeing Mealhouse. Beer boss is
• 1:12:45
  always fun. New house. Just what is going on? Run along,
• 1:12:49
  Angilica, Nana too fast, Lise, Lise, she is the upper die
• 1:12:59
  sort. You are the main course. Don't a cat conquest Squandrina, Lisa,
• 1:13:10
  you're speaking perfect Italian gatty. Homer is going through Marge's clippables and capables
• 1:13:24
  a little what's what's these? What is fault? Minila? Is Manila folder?
• 1:13:28
  Oh you're a little Manila folder, filing cabinet? Yeah, a few
• 1:13:30
  of those. Got office works and get those occasionally when you're thinking time to
• 1:13:34
  get my people work cooking, and it's it's fun coming up with the names
• 1:13:39
  for each Tabit's like, oh, what will I call this one? Brick
• 1:13:42
  a brac whatnot? Yes, what's not? And he finds highest plans from
• 1:13:48
  mister Burns's mansion. Why she's got that? I have no idea how much
• 1:13:51
  plans does this need? Marge sneaks through. Hey, Marge don't know what
• 1:13:56
  her job was until she got there, So how does she have the highest
• 1:13:58
  plans? I don't care. That's because you've got to keep the story moving.
• 1:14:02
  Then leave their mansion and they have a banded conversation about his knees being
• 1:14:06
  back tomorrow from the shop, and then the cherry red tomatoes and sneak through
• 1:14:11
  the drain and they say Marge is the only one skinny enough to squeeze through
• 1:14:13
  this vent to go through and open up the door. And it's like,
• 1:14:15
  okay, so that's her special talent being skinny. I'm looking at it.
• 1:14:17
  I'm like, she's not that much skinnier than anyone else on his team.
• 1:14:20
  Whatever, it's it's the strangest thing. Homer is then on his way to
• 1:14:25
  stop March from doing something reckless and irresponsible, and as he's doing that,
• 1:14:28
  he smashes through the art fair and then we get another random moment here.
• 1:14:30
  So the police seems to fly past right like we're going to chase him.
• 1:14:33
  Eddie, you get out in direct traffic, and I'm like, why is
• 1:14:36
  Eddie directing traffic? Well? Why what? What? The lights were working?
• 1:14:42
  Like the lights went from green, yellow, red. Home went through
• 1:14:45
  a red light. Then weim goes we have to follow him. Eddie get
• 1:14:48
  out in direct traffic. I'm like, and they sit there watching direct traffic.
• 1:14:53
  I just don't understand. I don't understand. If he directed them to
• 1:14:57
  drive through the traffic so they can get through like stop cars and going so
• 1:15:00
  that the place could follow how much of Burns's mansion. That would be one
• 1:15:02
  thing, But I didn't do that. They sit there and gush at him
• 1:15:05
  tasing super us. It's just this last act is random. Man, No,
• 1:15:11
  man, I didn't write this episode, but it's no good. I
• 1:15:15
  got the combination from Burns after I let them feel me up during the depression.
• 1:15:18
  Zero to the right, zero to the left, back to zero.
• 1:15:33
  Why'd you wanted to save you from the cops? But the cops followed me.
• 1:15:38
  Came over, man, came over. So are you going to introduce
• 1:15:43
  me to your friends? The word mister Burns. We'll get to the bottom
• 1:15:48
  of this. Excuse me, low I'm supposed to say that acting like the
• 1:15:53
  chief doesn't make you the chief. It's acting like the chief. I need
• 1:15:57
  size fifty eight pants. All here we going with the fat jokes. You
• 1:16:00
  know, I just wish you could hit the easy targets on the firing range.
• 1:16:02
  So well, hallo, why do we hurt each other? So?
• 1:16:08
  Because sometimes it's easier to be cruel than to say what you really feel.
• 1:16:13
  Permission to hug, Chief, Permission granted, granted, lou Baker, Chief,
• 1:16:19
  do enough. While you morons are canoodling, someone's burgling my miscellanea.
• 1:16:29
  Try to take my eggs, will you? Well? This rooster has a
• 1:16:33
  beak, a beak which calls out death the doodle doo way. You're old
• 1:16:40
  women, I'm not, I suppose, but it's certainly bucksam and flirty.
• 1:16:45
  Oh well, I try to have a good time. All I wanted to
• 1:16:49
  do was join a group of women who wore the same outfits, who no
• 1:17:01
  jury and knows will convict a bunch of moist aid mothers. Now, I'll
• 1:17:04
  tell you what, ladies, give me my eggs back and a little gool.
• 1:17:10
  This is one thing, though, a bunch of women all crying.
• 1:17:12
  He's right, no jury is going to convict them. No jury's convicting the
• 1:17:15
  ship, and burns and says, right, let me take the eggs and
• 1:17:18
  we'll forget this ever happened. And then Marge has actually kept an egg in
• 1:17:21
  her hair, the hair that tell me you didn't like that. They didn't,
• 1:17:29
  yea, So it's an arsenal call back. So she gives them the
• 1:17:30
  egg and then they say, just to be safe, we can never see
• 1:17:33
  each other again, and they have a line of Marge saying I'll never forget
• 1:17:38
  the three activities we all did together, and I'm like, I get the
• 1:17:41
  joke there, but that joke's also telling the list of the viewer at home
• 1:17:44
  that all this ship was pointless. There's meant nothing. Yeah, it's meant
• 1:17:47
  nothing. And then I was like, you always have the one friend who
• 1:17:51
  loves you body and soul. And I'm like, what the hell is going
• 1:17:54
  on here? My hope has been a ship had the whole episode, and
• 1:17:57
  now he's wide actual thing written down here. I'm sorry, Yeah, that
• 1:18:01
  sucks. I don't know if they're expecting us to go, Oh, that
• 1:18:05
  is right. Homer is the one who truly cares. It's like, no,
• 1:18:09
  I don't think he does. And at the end of the day she
• 1:18:12
  still has no friends though, and then there's a certain special thing that only
• 1:18:18
  I can do, which is apparently booking your breakfast on a hot air balloon.
• 1:18:21
  Whatever. And then we get mo landing on top of the balloon at
• 1:18:25
  the end, which which was a nice which was a funny payoff because it's
• 1:18:28
  just out of the blue. I didn't see it coming out of left field.
• 1:18:31
  So yeah, the episode was. I enjoyed the Marge, enjoyed the
• 1:18:34
  Lisa and Millhouse story. The episode again, I feel like this is a
• 1:18:39
  thing now. The story there handled better would have been far more enjoyable,
• 1:18:45
  entertaining. Make this heist worthy, make this about a highst. This whole
• 1:18:48
  episode shouldn't been about the highst. You spent too much time at the fucking
• 1:18:53
  Easter egg hunt. You spent too much time at Matt Marge being depressed and
• 1:18:56
  sad. Get to the point, have I don't know whatever? Whatever?
• 1:19:03
  What do we learn Palmer? All right, what do you learn from this
• 1:19:06
  episode? Mister Davis? If I'm going to walk around feeling depressed, don't
• 1:19:10
  do it to rise everybody hurts. What is your depressed? Your depressed.
• 1:19:14
  What is your song? They're sort of like, it's not pure. What
• 1:19:17
  what's like? I sin could say what song makes you sad? Then what's
• 1:19:19
  the song that whatever you hear you go kind of reminds you of sad?
• 1:19:23
  Shitt of mixed feelings about this one. It's sort of it's sort of makes
• 1:19:28
  me feel a little bit sad, but by the end of it, I'm
• 1:19:30
  kind of lifted out a little bit. And song called Wonderful Life by a
• 1:19:32
  guy named Black came out in like nineteen eighty six or nine eighty seven,
• 1:19:36
  so I was right in the midst of being, you know, teen,
• 1:19:40
  not emo, but you know, you know what it's like when you're sixteen
• 1:19:43
  or seventeen, you can not you you're a perpetually sort of cheerful and optimistic
• 1:19:45
  person. But you know, sometimes when new teen is like life, nobody
• 1:19:53
  understands me. Is it ever going to get any better? Just getting something
• 1:19:59
  livings shit out of me. The Sun came out at roughly that period,
• 1:20:04
  and you know, it's this guy's got to be quite a nice voice,
• 1:20:08
  and near seeing the film flip, he's sort of it's in shot him black
• 1:20:11
  and white and he's moving around this Overcome length and I was looking overcame.
• 1:20:14
  This guy's a bit like me. And every once in a while I'll put
• 1:20:17
  it on. It's like it'll take me back to that time. But you
• 1:20:21
  know, it's got a little bit of a melancholy undertoned to it. But
• 1:20:25
  then it sort of lifts up a little bit the end, not in a
• 1:20:27
  huge wave, but it's like, yeah, yeah, that's my life.
• 1:20:29
  It's not so bad. You know, I'm saying it's a wonderful life,
• 1:20:31
  and I'm being slightly ironic, but by the end, I actually sort of
• 1:20:33
  believe it a little bit. So I'll put a link to it on the
• 1:20:38
  Facebook page for the Petreons. Yea um, but yeah, that's that's probably
• 1:20:43
  my gray mood song. Mine, as strange as it is is Happy Christmas
• 1:20:48
  War is Over by John Lennon, and it's and it's because so my uncle
• 1:20:54
  Noll was killed at work in two thousand, just before Christmas time. It
• 1:20:58
  was like December December six actually it was, and like he was like my
• 1:21:01
  hero, like idolized Michael Noll, and like his death hadn't quite hit me
• 1:21:05
  yet, Like I don't really like i'd cried stuff like that, but I
• 1:21:08
  hadn't properly grieved about it yet. And at that time at primary school,
• 1:21:12
  I was in grade six and my job at the school assemblies each Monday morning
• 1:21:15
  was too. I was in charge of projecting random things. I don't know
• 1:21:18
  whether other schools did this, but we had to teach you go mister Warren
• 1:21:21
  who said this is part of the things that he introduced at the school.
• 1:21:24
  We used to have the big white board thing with the projective and we used
• 1:21:27
  to project lyrics up onto there of songs, and the whole school wud sing
• 1:21:30
  songs together every Monday morning is part of the assembly. I don't know whether
• 1:21:32
  other schools did there, but it's fucking cool man. I missed sing like
• 1:21:35
  popular. It was. It was great warning experience. I look back now,
• 1:21:39
  I think fuck mister Warren was a champion. But anyway, every Christmas
• 1:21:42
  we would always play heavy Christmas war was over. I was always just like,
• 1:21:44
  oh yeah, it's kind of like our as a live change symbolized the
• 1:21:48
  end of the year, you know, all those kind of thing, right,
• 1:21:50
  And I was remember put lyrics up and as soon as they fucking so
• 1:21:55
  this is Christmas, and I just it broke me. I was like and
• 1:21:57
  that's when I first properly. It reminds me of Uncle Noel passing away.
• 1:22:00
  I remember like going to a room and crying, and I was shout out
• 1:22:02
  to this girl called Shannis MacArthur. She was a girl at school who wasn't
• 1:22:06
  necessarily friends with, but she saw that I was crying upset and left the
• 1:22:10
  room. And she was the only one who got up out of the school
• 1:22:12
  teachers included, and went actually came and saw make sure I was okay.
• 1:22:15
  She shout out to Santa Shanis, if you're ever listening out there. But
• 1:22:17
  yeah, that song reminds me of that moment. So every time I hear
• 1:22:20
  I'm just like, ah, yeah, next, even though it's a great
• 1:22:24
  song and I loved and I just can't listen to that something that reminds me
• 1:22:26
  of that moment. It's weird. Now. I got one or two other
• 1:22:29
  ones like that as well. I mean, there's Ben Folds five song called
• 1:22:31
  Luckiest Okay that's really quite romantic. A lot of people play it, you
• 1:22:36
  know, when they're walking down the alb I think it kind of came out
• 1:22:41
  around the time my marriage was breaking down. Yeah, no, it'd be
• 1:22:45
  nice if this was the case, but sadly it's not. Yeah, it
• 1:22:48
  makes sense. Yeah, n forward your name troll me all right, mister
• 1:22:54
  Davis. On a more positive note, it is time for the Guy Davis
• 1:22:57
  New Name Championship four season seven team with the current leaderboard standing at this in
• 1:23:03
  first position, we have one Luke McKay on nine points. We have Nora
• 1:23:09
  Coca on five points in second position, and in third position we have a
• 1:23:13
  one two, three, four five way tie with Garrod harrow Hill, David
• 1:23:16
  Mott, Ryan Dunlap, heat Appleby and Fergus Chefs. Take it away?
• 1:23:20
  What do we got this week, mister Davis? Right? Oh well,
• 1:23:24
  one point goes to a friend in greed. Oh I like that. That
• 1:23:30
  would be heat Appleby on he's now on how many points? Oh, he's
• 1:23:34
  now he's now outright third, Well done, Heath. That will be outright
• 1:23:38
  third on four points while played, sir, clearly we like those apples.
• 1:23:43
  Two points to rotten tomatoes. That is Mark boston Burgess with his first points
• 1:23:48
  of the season. Well played, Mark boston Burgess. You got Boston point
• 1:23:53
  back. M hmmm, and three points goes to Hoist leaders. It's awesome
• 1:24:00
  because it's funny. I just watched um it's like, you know, the
• 1:24:03
  The Last Great Decade or something about the nineties. It was, and I
• 1:24:05
  think it's on Netflix. That's kind of it's one. It's pretty corny,
• 1:24:09
  but it has a whole section about Vanilla Ice and how he's sort of took
• 1:24:12
  the world by storm and then like it was just gone. It was just
• 1:24:15
  like he's just out of here. Well, I didn't really see David mcdonna.
• 1:24:17
  I didn't real he David mcdonna. Yeah, he's in mcdonna's sex book.
• 1:24:20
  Yeah, and that's why he left her. He's like, he's like,
• 1:24:23
  I opened a book and I was in the sex book and I was
• 1:24:25
  like, I don't want to be part of this ship. And he's like,
• 1:24:28
  and the thing is, I looked at him, like he's angry because
• 1:24:31
  he was in her sex book. I'd be angry because the sex book exists.
• 1:24:34
  That's why it's fucking you're licking people's feet and storm like you just naked
• 1:24:41
  with all these dudes. Like that's would have me. He was just pissed
• 1:24:44
  off because he was in the book and he didn't he didn't know he was
• 1:24:45
  going to be in the book. That's what he says, anyway, it's
• 1:24:48
  just hilarious. I mean it's yeah. I mean, I size baby just
• 1:24:50
  really took the world by storm for a little bit. And it was a
• 1:24:56
  B side, It wasn't even and he didn't even ask Queen for permission to
• 1:25:00
  use He just used it. But it became so hot that you know,
• 1:25:06
  he got his own, you know, starring role in a movie. Cool
• 1:25:10
  as Ice, Switch is gold awful. Um, and that was it.
• 1:25:15
  That was it for the Vanilla Ice. I think he got advantage after that.
• 1:25:18
  I mean there's the urban legend, which is probably actually true. The
• 1:25:23
  record company big wig and they discussed this Sugar Night just hung him out,
• 1:25:30
  hung him out of a window until I signed over the rights to the song
• 1:25:33
  or something. Yeah, that's where we started death Row Records. That's what
• 1:25:35
  he says in the doc. He's like, you know, my legacy now
• 1:25:40
  is that death Row Records wouldn't have existed if I didn't make that song.
• 1:25:42
  That's what he says. So he says that they came into his room and
• 1:25:47
  gave him and basically just said to him they sold it to him. It
• 1:25:50
  was the best idea for him to sell it to them. And I'm like,
• 1:25:54
  I don't buy that for a second, Boddy, No motherfucker is coming
• 1:25:56
  into your room and just explaining a situation where you're signing over the rights to
• 1:26:00
  the song. What do you get out of that? Nothing? Either a
• 1:26:05
  stupid idiot or you're in a situation where was there a life or death?
• 1:26:08
  Which in that's in that occasion I can understand. I think you hung out
• 1:26:12
  a winnow. Sorry, did we say who gave its high sized ladies?
• 1:26:15
  Oh? We didn't, you know? Sorry? That's a clever Kyle.
• 1:26:18
  Kyle muldoon with the three points. Clever Kyle. Yeah, that's Kyle's first
• 1:26:25
  points four this season so far. Well, playing some newbies this week.
• 1:26:28
  I like it. I've seeing it all getting shared around. The field opens
• 1:26:30
  up, the race heats up nice. So first position still Luke McKay nine
• 1:26:34
  points, second position nor A Coco and five and third Heath applebeet on four
• 1:26:41
  here, all right, mister Davis. A couple of quick mail bag questions
• 1:26:45
  before we wrap this bad boy up? All right, first one here comes
• 1:26:49
  on this episode. Yeah, we've been waffling on about a lot of ship
• 1:26:53
  Andrew JP, how do you celebrate Easter? Growing up? It was a
• 1:26:56
  Solomon respectful occasion, going to Mass at least twice that weekend. Now it's
• 1:26:59
  about relaxed, watching rugby league and eating a lot of chocolate. And we
• 1:27:00
  pretty much explain this at the start. That is correct. Yeah, my
• 1:27:05
  good Frida as always. Yeah, hunt down the best hot cross buns.
• 1:27:09
  You can have them with a nice cup of coffee. Get some fish and
• 1:27:13
  chips. Because I'm Catholic, sometimes I would make my own, but usually
• 1:27:16
  I will just go to the fish and chip shop. Um, watch a
• 1:27:19
  bunch of movies. Just enjoy the peace and quiet of the most peaceful day
• 1:27:25
  of the year except for Jesus. I love them. I love the panic
• 1:27:29
  that kicks in aut like seven pm on Thursday when everyone realized the supermarket's going
• 1:27:31
  to be shut for one day. Yeah, it's forgot no milk and bread.
• 1:27:39
  It's like COVID all over again. Yeah all right. Mark Boston Burgess
• 1:27:43
  says, what clubs have you, guys or have you chaps been in?
• 1:27:45
  I'n't ever been part of football clubs, played football? What about you?
• 1:27:49
  You're I know you were you in rowing? Were you in a rowing club?
• 1:27:53
  Is that all right? I rode at school? Yeah, I mean
• 1:27:58
  I don't think I was actually part of it, like a row club.
• 1:28:00
  I was part of the I was part of the Goosebumps fan club. If
• 1:28:02
  that's a that's a club that we can talk about. I mean, I
• 1:28:08
  love the idea. I like the idea of a club, but at the
• 1:28:10
  same time, I love the idea of being around like minded people. Yeah,
• 1:28:15
  into the same ship that you are. Hey, the fourth Finger discamp
• 1:28:16
  page you on a group on Facebook. That's a cool club to be a
• 1:28:18
  part of. It's the coolest clubhouse in town. Yeah. If you guys
• 1:28:23
  aren't a part of that yet, make sure you support us here at the
• 1:28:26
  channel and join us here and you can banter with guy myself on a daily
• 1:28:29
  basis and all the other lovely patrons in that channel as well. All right,
• 1:28:33
  Andrew Swan, If you could have the chance to be involved in one
• 1:28:36
  caper, oh, I love a cape caper way caper for the most unusual
• 1:28:41
  item and get away with it. What would you want to heist? I
• 1:28:45
  think it'd be like some piece of like random fucking movie memorabilia, like just
• 1:28:49
  something stupid, like the phone box from Bill and Ted. Yeah, it's
• 1:28:55
  it's it's not a good movie, but I like the idea behind it.
• 1:28:59
  I think it was cool fan boys. Okay, And it was before a
• 1:29:03
  Phantom Menace came out, and there was one like this group of lifelong Star
• 1:29:11
  Wars devotees, one of them was terminally ill, and it's like, okay,
• 1:29:15
  well, we're gonna drive to you know, Marin County or whatever it
• 1:29:17
  is where Skywalker ranches, and we're gonna break in and we're gonna steal the
• 1:29:21
  you know, the thumb drive that's got the workprint of Phantom Menace on it,
• 1:29:26
  so our buddy can watch it before he dies. That's fucking cool,
• 1:29:29
  man. That's cool. That's that's a nice idea. That's not too bad.
• 1:29:31
  That's not gonna happen. It's cool. It's it's a fun caper.
• 1:29:34
  Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, I think the movie was, to
• 1:29:38
  the best of my recogencition, was garbage. It wasn't It wasn't like a
• 1:29:42
  real movie. It was a fake movie. No, no, it was
• 1:29:44
  a movie. But I thought you meant like it was just a bunch of
• 1:29:45
  actual Star Wars fans made a home movie about then trying to break No,
• 1:29:49
  no, no, no, this was like a legitimate movie. Oh okay,
• 1:29:51
  Okay. I thought it was just like a legit thing. I'm like,
• 1:29:54
  that's fucking cool. These guys are doing this for their friend. But
• 1:29:56
  anyway, I saw like the story, the premise sounds good. But yeah,
• 1:29:59
  the ex was good. The movie was not that great. The fact
• 1:30:01
  that I've never heard of it said something when I'm a big Star Wars fan.
• 1:30:03
  But yeah, that's that's that's that sounds fun, all right, Georgie,
• 1:30:09
  This poor fucker who's got some terminal disease having to suck it up.
• 1:30:15
  Ago, No, it was great. It was everything I ever Fucking Charger.
• 1:30:20
  I hope that's how the movie ends. I hope he gets forced to
• 1:30:23
  watch. It's terrible. It's George Lucas go to this guy's graves, break
• 1:30:30
  into my house. You would watch jargea fuck you you're dead Brick. By
• 1:30:35
  the way, Um, I don't think in the most recent episode, but
• 1:30:39
  the episode before it of the Mandalorian, which we should be talking about,
• 1:30:45
  I'd take it like a Mandalorian, But it's not that good this season.
• 1:30:47
  It's um It's it's possible, isn't it. Yeah, it's just okay,
• 1:30:51
  um, but they had um the actor who sort of motion captured work was
• 1:30:56
  for Jarja Banks are going named Ahmed Best? Who was? Who was?
• 1:31:00
  He was the guy who rescued Grogu, not the most recent episode, but
• 1:31:03
  the one before and they had a bit of a flashback. I think it
• 1:31:05
  was on Correcciant. Oh yes, okay, I know you're talking about now.
• 1:31:09
  Yes, he rescue Grogu, put him in the in the little sidecar
• 1:31:12
  on the on the space motorcycle and did the mid air flight through the city
• 1:31:16
  or whatever. That was the guy who did Jargearry. He was quite cool.
• 1:31:20
  Yeah, actually not a little shout out, you know, yeah,
• 1:31:24
  you handle the dual Lightsabe was pretty well and was like, yeah, you
• 1:31:28
  actually go this guy a bit because you know, you connected one of the
• 1:31:31
  most aided characters in popular culture. You know, give give him a bit
• 1:31:35
  of a throw him a bit of a bone. And the guy who played
• 1:31:39
  Darth Maul is one of the biggest Star Wars nerds of all time. He
• 1:31:41
  does like a he has like YouTube videos where he does like trivia on some
• 1:31:44
  popular ray park ray Park A little yeah, yeah, I was about to
• 1:31:47
  say the little guy because you know, I could kick the shit out of
• 1:31:49
  me, but he's not a big guy, is he not? Okay,
• 1:31:51
  yeah, I know. Michael Darren tells me he watches him all the time.
• 1:31:54
  Apparently just knows everything about Star Wars, which is pretty cool. But
• 1:31:56
  we'll say that the last two episodes of Mandeloran have been a big improvement from
• 1:31:59
  the first view, okay, because it was one that was like, um,
• 1:32:03
  it wasn't even Mandalorian Center it was it was really more like and or
• 1:32:08
  the thing where they had the guy who was the one of the scientists who
• 1:32:13
  was experiment on Grogo and then he's like, oh, I used to work
• 1:32:16
  for the Empire, but now I'm all about the Republic and he got sort
• 1:32:19
  of betrayed by that other woman or something that that there's a payoff in the
• 1:32:23
  latest episode where it's like, oh, I see where you're going with this.
• 1:32:26
  This could leave I watched latest episode against Yeah, I'm just I'm watching.
• 1:32:30
  I won't say it, but something happens in the latest episode where I'm
• 1:32:31
  like, is this the start of the next trilogy? Because this is this
• 1:32:35
  is actually pretty cool. Yeah. The last Mandla in the air last Wednesday
• 1:32:40
  here in Australia anyway, felt very much like classic Star Wars. It's actually
• 1:32:44
  pretty good, interesting. All right, well I'll get on that. All
• 1:32:46
  right. Final question here, we'll pick one more because we're gonna get to
• 1:32:48
  move on, all right, Alex Rodriguez, this is the episode where we
• 1:32:51
  find out Millhouse is the middle name of Missolini. What is some strange middle
• 1:32:56
  names you two have come across in the past. Nichola's bedd name is Francis.
• 1:33:00
  Francis, cut that out, Francis, she come over. I've got
• 1:33:12
  the most boring one minds is James. Everyone I feel like I've got,
• 1:33:15
  like so many of my friends have middle names James, Philip, James,
• 1:33:17
  Michael, James. All my friends they're all James. I like James.
• 1:33:21
  I mean, I know, I want to say it's so common. Yours
• 1:33:25
  is cool? Well mine is guy's yours? Guy? Yeah, random middle
• 1:33:30
  names. I don't know people that says, I sort of tell each other
• 1:33:32
  the middle names anymore? Really, No, Maybe as a kid needs to
• 1:33:35
  be a thing. You're like, what's your middle name? Like, what's
• 1:33:38
  your wonder? What's your middle name? I mean, Lowe's kids have got
• 1:33:41
  good middle names. I think the eldest is Gabriel and the youngest is Lucian.
• 1:33:45
  I've forgot what Alder his middle names I think it might be might be
• 1:33:48
  Helen. Actually yeah, Atliott's middle name is Jock, and my Michael Jock,
• 1:33:53
  and Hollies is Elizabeth because that's Nicholas mum and sister's middle name as well.
• 1:33:58
  Tie in there. Well. This final one here from George Catherine says,
• 1:34:00
  if you were to start a club which has a theme about it,
• 1:34:02
  particularly clothing, what would be your trademark attire? What's what's so your club
• 1:34:08
  would what would be your clubs? As a beanie? Oh, probably a
• 1:34:10
  cool beanie. Beanies do suit you? Well, I've got my favorite black
• 1:34:13
  one that I wear with like my black pea coat. Yeah, that makes
• 1:34:16
  everyone and everyone says you're gonna work on the doctor and like suck. It's
• 1:34:19
  always a check at which one they fuck off because they're scared of me.
• 1:34:25
  All right. That is our review of the last of the Red Hat Mummas,
• 1:34:30
  hope you guys enjoyed that waffle Man that one for a long time.
• 1:34:31
  Goodness grashes me, but I hope you guys enjoyed it. The next episode
• 1:34:36
  is going to be, as we discussed earlier, the Italian Bob, the
• 1:34:40
  return of One Side Show Bob, so listen out for that one in your
• 1:34:43
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• 1:35:13
  final words for those incredible listeners out there. DAMNEDO. Maybe the appetizer,
• 1:35:17
  but I am the men of course,