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We Visited Jagex Headquarters · Wall Friends

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  There's been allegations against us going around and I don't like
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  that. What does that mean?
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  People seem to think they think it's funny.
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  They think it's a funny thing to do to say that me and you have a
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  podcast going on and I don't like that.
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  I don't like that they're saying.
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  Podcast. Yeah, they're saying that we do
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  me and you, which is weird. Really.
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  There's no evidence of that. First and foremost, I don't know
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  why this is what they this is a lie things it's a lie.
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  It's weird. It's weird.
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  And I don't like a weird lie. And it freaks me out thinking
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  that people are are demented enough to spread rumors like
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  that. This is this, especially right
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  now. Not a podcast.
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  No, no, this is just what we do. You just happen to hit record.
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  I just happen to hit record. You're a fly on the wall and you
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  know me and you. We're doing our stuff.
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  The people listening, watching. That's correct.
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  They just stumbled upon this, this conversation me and you're
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  having somehow, I don't know how they did it.
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  Yeah, we're not going to get too into it.
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  But I mean, honestly, people just need to relax.
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  They need to relax a little bit. And if you're wondering, you and
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  I stopped procrastinating, but other people are currently
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  procrastinating. Does that make sense to you?
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  I don't know what you're saying entirely, but I think we can
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  find out. But also we did if people want
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  to see what a podcast actually is.
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  I remember when that happened. Is that what you're talking
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  about? That's exactly what I would have
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  been talking about. Dude, I've got it now.
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  Thank you. But here's another thing,
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  another thing we need to talk about some I, I know we're going
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  to have a few class clowns here pointing out the fact that it
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  has to be a podcast because it's on Spotify, but they need to
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  understand that's like that's that's a doing that that's a
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  myth, That's personal. You, you told me yesterday.
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  I love talking to myself and sometimes other people and
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  uploading it to Spotify. Yeah, that's just a.
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  Thing, but then I but then I, I remember, 'cause you, you and I
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  got into a big argument. You're like, yeah, I, I said
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  like a podcast and you said I'm gonna kill you in your sleep if
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  you bring that up again. I haven't brought it up since.
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  Yeah, because I'm a good friend. I'm a good friend.
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  For that, and I'm a good friend for saying stuff like that to
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  you especially. I like when I say stuff like
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  that, but it's a personal matter.
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  The fact that this is going on Spotify, it's a personal thing.
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  If I try to explain it, no one would understand because it's
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  for me, so I'm not going to. Try It's just you, me and this
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  camera in between us. There's only This is the same
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  camera too. It's just one camera getting
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  both of us. It's just one camera.
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  It's technology is awesome. We're in the same room.
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  But the reason this is happening is we just, we, we were in a
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  different country. It happened to be the same
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  country that Jag X is from. And while we were there, we're
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  like, let's discuss this behind closed doors when we get back.
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  And that's basically what this is.
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  You're saying discuss the things that we couldn't have discussed
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  in the NDA, but like we're talking about it.
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  We're both, you know. We may or may.
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  Not we were both there. Today, yeah.
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  No, the NDA could. Be there.
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  There's always a chance. There's always a chance.
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  There's always a. Chance how those work.
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  There's always a chance. If you don't read them, it's you
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  have to read them. I didn't read It's a good thing
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  to read in NDA. Signed it, had no idea what it
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  said. Not a clue.
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  So dude, why not? It's fucked up.
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  What? I actually did read that entire
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  thing. Like you read the entire NDA.
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  I read the entire NDA, yeah. Does that make me fucked up or
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  no? It makes you extremely smart.
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  I should probably start doing things like that more 'cause I
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  don't. I didn't.
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  Well, to be fair, I felt like an idiot 'cause I was looking
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  around. Not a single other person read
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  that shit. No, I sat there and I read I
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  dude, I literally did that thing where like you reread something
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  'cause you're like, I don't fully understand what I just
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  read. So I did like the reread.
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  Dude, I I didn't read a word. I think I even filled it out
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  wrong the first time. I didn't even.
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  Oh. I did fill it out wrong.
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  I put the date wrong and I was like, you know what?
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  They're gonna know what I mean by this.
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  What do you mean you put the date wrong?
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  Like I put the date in like America, you know, like, you
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  know how America goes, like, you know, month, day, year.
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  Yeah, I got it. I got to give this to them.
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  Like, like after I signed it and I thought about it, I was like,
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  you know, it actually makes way more sense that they do day,
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  month, year because it's kind of like a nice build up of like
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  like, oh, this day, month, year. Am I getting 30?
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  You were. Thinking about that.
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  Yeah, that's awesome, dude. Like, like if you looked at me
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  in the moment, you probably could have actively seen like my
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  brain like forming that connection and going.
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  Oh, that's nice. I'm glad they did.
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  That's. Nice.
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  Appreciate the one thing here I appreciate is the way that they
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  write this. You don't appreciate anything
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  else. Yeah, no, I didn't do it that
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  way. I wasn't going to do it that
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  way. No, I wasn't either.
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  Clearly, no way. But we did that that we did go
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  to Jag X and I feel like there's a lot of stuff that we got to
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  talk about. It's very important that we talk
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  about a lot of this stuff. Rates 5 they're skipping over
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  the 4th they're skipping they don't care about that one
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  they're. Skipping the fourth rate, which
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  is weird, yeah, very weird. But let's let's start from the
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  beginning. Let's let's go back.
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  But they invited a bunch of people out and it was kind of
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  out of nowhere. And we didn't know why we were
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  going out to what we were doing until we got there.
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  Basically, like they said, hey, do you want to come here for the
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  25th anniversary? And we're like, yeah sure, we
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  went all the way up until like 2 days before without knowing a
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  single thing of what they were gonna have us do there.
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  They could have been asking us to go there so they could kill
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  us all. I have no idea.
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  But we we're fine clearly. But.
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  Yeah, we just. Kind of left this like
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  mysterious sort of vibe the whole time and really like that
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  but. Dude, I literally did not know
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  what was happening until like I would say the first night we got
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  there and I asked like one of the Jag X mods, like in person.
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  I was like, do you know what we're doing?
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  And to be fair, they work at the company and you would think,
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  yeah, of course they work there. They know what they're doing.
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  I actually found out they didn't even know what's happening until
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  like a week before. Yeah.
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  The one I talked to, I, I'll it's, it was Goblin mod Goblin.
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  I talked to him. He didn't know what we were
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  doing. When I asked him, he was the
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  first person I asked and he didn't know yet because he's
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  doing other stuff. He's busy.
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  Wait, we're skipping ahead. We had to fly there first.
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  I think everyone knows that though.
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  Everyone knows that you fly there.
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  Think we sailed there, which is not true.
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  We didn't do. That OK, that's a weird
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  conclusion. A jump.
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  Centuries have passed since. That we don't do that anymore.
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  Yeah, we don't do that. No one.
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  Does that more. We're not shipping cargo and
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  does shit like that. Nothing in particular weird
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  happened on my flight. But like I did one of those
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  things where it's like I always get like economy and like, you
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  know, I'm a little tall so I don't fit in it.
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  So like right before, because it was like a red eye, I was like,
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  I got to upgrade my seat. Yeah, I did like the little
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  upgrade to like economy plus no one was in my row.
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  I was so excited. I was like, maybe I can lay down
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  and sleep. And they have one of those, one
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  of those, like, solid plastic dividers in between the seats.
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  Yeah. So like, I ended up having to,
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  like, contort myself, like a pretzel only to sleep about 7
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  minutes. So nothing cool happened on my
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  flight. Like just garbage stuff.
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  I think I also got 7 or 8 minutes of sleep, which is fine.
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  It was just long. It was a long, yeah.
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  I had no Wi-Fi on it. It was like barbaric barbarian.
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  Time I always, I always raw dog that like I never go for Wi-Fi.
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  I'm like, you're not convincing me to spend $13 for something I
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  should have for free. You know, we're in the the age
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  of man where we have figured out how to fly through the fucking
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  sky in a metal tube and they still crammed us in there.
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  And then they charge you $13 for Wi-Fi.
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  Like how? How fucked up is that?
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  It's pretty fucked up, yeah. We should feel really excited to
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  be flying and instead like we're just shoved in there like we're
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  cattle. Yeah, it's really disrespectful
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  the way that they fly us places, the way we travel.
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  Half the globe, the Earth, the star in the sky.
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  Not star. What is it, planet?
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  We're a planet. Yeah, us being humanity, I
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  believe you meant. That's us.
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  We're the ones. That's us.
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  And. They fly dogs though.
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  Horses dude. I found that they do fly horses.
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  What? Yeah, I did find out they fly
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  horses. I don't like that knowing that
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  there could be a horse underneath me at any moment, I.
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  Don't like that. I don't think it's gonna be.
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  I don't think it's like on your plane normally.
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  I don't think there's any horses on you.
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  You think they gather them in like in like C1 thirties?
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  They just like line them up with their military.
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  Yeah, exactly. And then they just drop them
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  out. Sometimes it's just a test
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  whenever they have extra horses lying around.
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  What do you mean they drop them out to test?
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  Sometimes they just let them go, you know what I mean?
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  Like every now and then people have extra horses and they're
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  like, we need to test some shit, but they just let the horses
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  drop. Why?
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  When they they see. What are they testing?
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  There's a lot of different shit. You could, OK, like, I guarantee
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  up until probably like five years ago, no one would have
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  dropped a horse out of of a plane.
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  That's just not something you would have done.
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  And now, like, you know, one person does, like, we have to
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  fucking figure out what happens. They figured it out.
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  And they're like, that wasn't conclusive enough.
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  So they probably do it, like, regularly.
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  I just don't see how to experiment.
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  Benefits. I don't I don't understand the
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  benefit of that experiment, what that could.
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  Possibly science up close. Science up close is messy
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  sometimes. I think we all know this.
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  You got to break a few eggs sometimes and make an omelette.
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  That's basically what they're doing here with the horses.
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  They're breaking a few horses to make a horse omelette.
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  But yeah, my, my flight, you know, was not that good.
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  It was not that good. I did not sleep for a day.
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  No, I didn't like my flight. And then not to mention, you
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  know, first of all this flight was, was free.
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  The one I'm complaining about. Also the thing that also this,
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  the next free thing was the ride.
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  It was actually me flooding and sick nerd in a car.
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  We all got picked up. I think sick nerd had to wait
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  like 3 hours to get picked up because they were waiting for us
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  and so he was just chilling there.
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  I didn't even recognize Sick Nerd because he looks good.
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  Yeah, he's a good looking dude now.
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  I just felt bad because we talked to him for the first like
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  25 minutes in the car and then me and Flutten were so insanely
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  tired we both just collapsed and fell asleep for the rest of the
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  car ride. So he was sitting in silence
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  with the driver for about two hours, 15 minutes in traffic,
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  and we just were completely silent.
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  And there's nothing I could do about it.
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  I. I, I was mainly with the Wow
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  guys and like foe, right? I, I had to sit in the front.
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  They, we got like a giant van. I think there was like like 5 or
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  6 of us or whatever. Everyone was having like a great
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  time talking in the back. They were, you know, it's like a
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  2 hour drive from the airport to there.
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  And the entire time, you know, again, I got 7 minutes of sleep.
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  Maybe I was crunched up like a pretzel on this plane.
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  I'm doing doing one of these every every couple minutes.
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  Like, yeah, yeah, that's great. And then my like, my neck ends
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  up hurting so bad that like I just take myself out of the
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  conversation for like 20 minutes at a time.
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  And I was like, they probably think I'm so fucking like weird
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  or just rude because, you know, they're all talking, having a
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  good time. Like I'm like, yeah, that sounds
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  great. Yeah, well.
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  You have I just like kept to myself.
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  You have a responsibility, dude. Yeah, like you're, you're riding
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  shotgun. It's your responsibility to seem
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  calm and composed for the driver while they handled the
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  discussions. That's.
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  You're. I did talk to the driver, dude.
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  I don't think I remember a single word we exchanged, but I
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  talked to for 20 minutes. Yeah, You don't need to
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  remember. He was a nice enough guy.
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  Yeah, dude, like, kind of like everyone like that was flown out
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  to this event. Pretty nice people like.
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  You think so? Yeah, I don't know why you would
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  necessarily expect otherwise, but like literally everyone I
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  met, I did not have a bad thing to say about.
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  Yeah, no, I was. I was on edge trying to find if
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  there was someone I should be wary of, but I couldn't.
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  You were. Looking for threats?
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  I was looking for threats I was looking for for any potential
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  confrontation that I should avoid.
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  Couldn't find it, didn't find it the whole time.
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  I was kind of disappointing. Didn't didn't make for any fun,
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  you know, almost died stories or anything like that.
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  But yeah, yeah, everyone was kind of just really friendly and
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  nice and. Yeah, if you don't nearly die in
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  an event, then it's really not worth talking about the event
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  normally. Yeah.
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  Well, that first night there, I think the biggest shocker to me,
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  I didn't expect to have a really long nice conversation with the
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  CEO of the company of Jag X that that was pretty shocking.
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  He called me a prick within the 1st 30 seconds of meeting me.
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  Dude, yeah. Which was awesome.
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  It was, of course, joking. Dude in the first like 3 minutes
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  he he called me two dads Kev. It's like I was like, that is a
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  Runescape name that I had on one account and that was from like 7
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  years ago. You're the CEO of the entire
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  company. How the fuck do you know that?
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  Why do you know that? 'Cause he knows all of us, dude.
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  Dude and then like later on in the night, he's like talking
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  about like my second channel, talking about like non Runescape
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  videos that I made on that. It's like dude, like did you do
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  a deep dive on me? Like are you about to tell me
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  like like where I was fucking born in shit?
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  Like dude, if I if you talked to him long enough, he probably
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  would have. He probably would have dude no
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  dude. Like he knew everything about
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  everyone. He did.
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  And it's like and that's like it was so surprising.
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  And dude, he was like. Ridiculously nice.
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  Yeah, Like, almost too nice, right?
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  Almost. Almost like suspiciously nice.
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  Like he's got. Someone suspiciously nice.
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  Yeah. But then but then he said like,
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  I feel like I know you all, but this is like some weird
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  parasocial thing. So like, you know, even even
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  though he's like a dude that like has like a lot of like
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  self-confidence, that kind of like struck me as like he's like
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  a like get to meet everyone type of thing dude.
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  Yeah, no, I felt. Almost like a child.
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  Like Wonder. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I felt very powerful. Well, the first thing he said to
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  me, the actual first thing he said to me was, holy shit, it's
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  Gary Gilbert. So I was like, that's nice that
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  you know that. Yeah, that's really cool that he
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  knows that. I do need to clarify, since I
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  didn't get to finish saying that he called me a prick.
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  He was just really telling a funny, like he was just having a
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  little funny thing to say to me because we were talking about
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  the, the Runescape 3 MTX announcement and the fact that
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  they had this like big build up. They had like fucking Hollywood
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  trailers building up the biggest announcement of all time in the
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  history of Runescape, like hyping it up.
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  Like you would have thought Runescape 4 was coming.
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  Like it was going to be the craziest shit ever.
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  And all they did was we're pulling the removal of of
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  treasure hunter keys. And I was like, I commented on
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  the video of that. I just said, just get rid of it.
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  What are you guys doing? And it got like a ton of it got
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  a ton of like thumbs up on YouTube.
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  And I was like, OK, that yeah, I don't regret saying that.
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  And he was like basically saying how crazy of a thing it was for
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  Jag X to do that. He was like, and then you go and
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  just comment that, you prick. I was like, yeah, sorry, dude.
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  I said what? I said, I don't know, man.
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  And. Then finding out like the, like
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  the behind the scenes kind of like you were saying, like how
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  hard he had to fight for that. He's like, when he became like
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  CEO, like, like I, I think that was one of the like the main
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  things he really wanted to fight for.
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  Yeah. He was always trying to do that,
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  yeah. Yeah, so and he was like, you
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  know, really building this up and it kind of like he wanted it
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  to be this like this huge thing. And then like, like before I
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  talked to him and like, because I I also saw your comment too.
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  I thought it was funny. And like, in my mind, I was
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  there's not a shot in hell. People are gonna vote now.
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  Let's keep it in. They know the outcome that's
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  gonna happen. Yeah.
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  So I was kind of on your side too, of just fucking remove it.
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  What do you mean? But then after seeing him in
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  person, you kind of forget. It's like there's a real people
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  on the other side of this that are really like they, they put a
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  lot of effort into this. You you just wipe away like like
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  months of work with one common. Like yeah, just fucking remove
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  it. Yeah, well, I think we, we see
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  that obviously because we we met them and stuff.
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  But I mean, I ultimately, you know, the consumer, the player
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  here, they will never ever consider the fact that there's
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  humans behind it, not just for Jag X, but like any company, any
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  product they're using, any game they're playing.
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  Like, it's not the consumers really like responsibility to be
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  concerned about any, yeah, be concerned about really anything
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  except for what they're paying to experience sort of thing.
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  So that's the truth. Yeah, that is that's.
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  Ultimately what it comes down to, So I mean, like, I I mean, I
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  said it at the table to Maude NI was like, yeah, I don't regret
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  saying that. Like I'm sorry, dude.
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  Like, I mean, it's gone. Clearly, you know, you guys had
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  to kind of present it for many, you know, behind the scenes
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  investors reasons, you know, you had to, you know, make a
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  spectacle out of it, Sure, But you know, I I'm still going to
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  say that just fucking get rid of it.
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  Just just relax, dude, Just just get it.
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  Don't even pull it. Why even pull it?
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  No one wants that shit there. Like if you don't remove it, the
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  game just it's just gone soon. So you know, what are you doing?
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  But I'm glad they did take the step because it was just pretty
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  hype listening to them talk about all the shit they're
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  doing. I'll say this, by the way, What?
• 18:21
  I don't even think it's like, oh wait, actually what?
• 18:27
  I don't even know if I could actually say that one.
• 18:29
  Well, say it and I'll say it if you can't.
• 18:32
  So say it and then yeah, like Runescape 3 leagues or no, Like,
• 18:36
  did they talk about that? Yeah, they.
• 18:37
  Talked about it in the yeah yeah Runescape 3.
• 18:40
  Leagues so that that's like a a public thing.
• 18:42
  Yeah, yeah, they they announced that they're doing Runescape
• 18:44
  leagues too, like they do. You remember that video we got
• 18:47
  shown in the auditorium? Auditorium, yeah.
• 18:51
  They should they publish that. That's all public now, like
• 18:53
  everything we saw there. OK, Yeah.
• 18:55
  All right. Yeah.
• 18:56
  To be fair, I feel like it's also obvious that they would
• 18:59
  have done another one. Yeah.
• 19:00
  If they successfully pull off what they're trying to pull off
• 19:04
  in Runescape three, I think I would play leagues, too.
• 19:07
  I didn't play the first one, but I think I'd play it with you and
• 19:10
  you know, see how it goes. Yeah, well, I noticed on their
• 19:13
  leagues slide like I don't know what how much I can say about
• 19:17
  this because it was like for us like, but they watched my video
• 19:22
  basically is what I confirmed. I think they did talk a little
• 19:25
  bit about the stuff during the like video that they they
• 19:29
  posted, but they addressed almost every single point that I
• 19:33
  brought up about that league. They just they really just need
• 19:36
  to make it the most disgustingly overpowered game mode of all
• 19:40
  time. Like they need to make it
• 19:41
  stupid. Like even if they make it so
• 19:43
  that you could finish everything day one or day 2, just clear
• 19:48
  everything because of how fast it is.
• 19:50
  They need to do that because their goal is to get people to
• 19:52
  just play it for a second like you need membership to play it.
• 19:56
  So that's. That's true.
• 19:58
  I mean, The thing is if I was sitting there and wiping out
• 20:02
  every single thing in that game like leagues, I would try it
• 20:06
  yeah like I would try it cuz it's like I don't know the first
• 20:09
  thing about like any abilities and I I do understand cuz you
• 20:13
  had a whole thing about this in your video.
• 20:15
  You know, technically just point and click yeah, I know that I
• 20:19
  get that yeah. But at the same time, I feel as
• 20:23
  though I would not really be utilizing.
• 20:26
  The entire system and I really want to understand what I'm
• 20:30
  doing, you know, with all of those abilities.
• 20:33
  Basically the only thing I know about is ults because you know
• 20:37
  Valorant unfortunately. Well, do you remember when we
• 20:43
  were at dinner the the Runescape three guys sitting next to us,
• 20:45
  they were saying that like they don't even know what's going on
• 20:48
  with fucking Runescape 3 abilities.
• 20:51
  Like they play it for a living and they are doing that content
• 20:54
  and they'll see some like super high end PVM shit and they're
• 20:57
  like I don't know what's going on like.
• 20:59
  Yeah, they're like, it's fun to play, but like visually, like
• 21:03
  who knows what the fuck's going on?
• 21:05
  Even they said that because like they released like a mask it
• 21:08
  right in Runescape 3 and I was like, oh, I know that one let me
• 21:12
  go look right. And their their whole thing was
• 21:14
  like the first person to beat it at 2000 difficulty, which I
• 21:18
  don't know what the fuck that even means, but sure.
• 21:21
  Congrats. Yeah, You know, I thought
• 21:23
  percentage just only go up to 100, but whatever, you can go
• 21:26
  past that. I I get what you're going for.
• 21:29
  Numbers don't matter anymore. They don't matter anymore.
• 21:30
  Maybe that's a weird hill for me to die on, but yeah, I'm not
• 21:34
  even willing to die on it. I'm willing to be corrected
• 21:36
  immediately. Point being, like when I was
• 21:39
  watching that, like there was like a 12 or 13 hour stream of
• 21:44
  like the world's like first, there was so much excitement in
• 21:47
  the beginning of the stream, right?
• 21:49
  And like, I just like kind of kept coming back to it, you
• 21:51
  know, throughout the day. I, I don't know exactly how long
• 21:55
  it took. Maybe I'm making this number up,
• 21:57
  but it was like 10 or 11 hours or something, Maybe 12 hours.
• 22:01
  Point being the energy was gone halfway through the stream and
• 22:06
  then there was another 6 fucking hours on top of that.
• 22:10
  Like I felt bad for because it was like a J mod and I think
• 22:14
  also maybe the artist guy was the one doing it.
• 22:19
  No, maybe not. I'm I'm not sure it's it's been
• 22:22
  a minute, but like just watching what was happening, like I was
• 22:25
  like, I would love to understand what's going on, but there's not
• 22:28
  a shot in hell that I would understand even when there was
• 22:31
  like shit on the floor happening.
• 22:33
  I'm like, yeah, like I I get, I've put, you know, old school
• 22:36
  has that. Don't stand there.
• 22:37
  No fucking. Clue.
• 22:38
  No clue. I was like like Lightning's
• 22:41
  going through and then some of them ran into it.
• 22:43
  I was like, oh, that's the good one I guess.
• 22:45
  Yeah. But I, I do think they are
• 22:47
  trying to improve upon that. Like what?
• 22:49
  They're a little road map, which is which is cool.
• 22:51
  Yeah, but. You know, until then I don't
• 22:54
  know what the fucks going on man.
• 22:56
  And it might just stay that way. Didn't it kind of seem like like
• 23:00
  the old school, everyone from old school was there for like
• 23:02
  this leisure fun time. But it felt like, 'cause you
• 23:07
  know, the Runescape three guys, they stayed an extra day like at
• 23:09
  Jack's for more workshops. It felt like those guys were
• 23:12
  there to like, get down to business, like get, get dirty,
• 23:16
  get their hands dirty. Paid.
• 23:17
  Help unpaid fucking just try like clawing and scratching
• 23:23
  desperation mode like we need your guys help please God help
• 23:27
  us. And that's what they did.
• 23:29
  They they literally had a whole extra day own workshop things
• 23:33
  and and all that. It was 2 entirely different
• 23:36
  things happening between the two games at the.
• 23:39
  I could be wrong, maybe they were just having a bunch of fun,
• 23:41
  but from outside view kind of looked like they were getting
• 23:45
  serious about things in their their rooms.
• 23:47
  Yeah, I mean, to be fair, they're doing like an entire
• 23:50
  rework, yeah, of that entire game.
• 23:53
  Yeah, they're not. They have to, yeah.
• 23:55
  Yeah, they're, they're talking about like redoing the character
• 23:58
  faces when they they got to that section of like, you know, we're
• 24:03
  redoing faces of guys. You know, I was like, is this
• 24:08
  really that big of a problem? And then all of like the
• 24:10
  Runescape, three guys in the room were so happy about it and
• 24:13
  I was like. I was happy about it too.
• 24:15
  Yeah, I always have fun at the. Player models, were they like
• 24:19
  just that fugly? I don't get.
• 24:20
  It they're terrible. Oh my God, they're so bad dude.
• 24:23
  I made fun of them almost every time I talk about Runescape 3.
• 24:26
  Like I there's so much disgustingness happening.
• 24:30
  The player models they're the same as they were or when EOC
• 24:32
  dropped like they they haven't changed.
• 24:34
  So I guess Runescape three maybe.
• 24:36
  I don't know when the last like true remodel of them are, but 14
• 24:40
  years, Yeah, it's been so long and they look terrible.
• 24:44
  And they just haven't changed it.
• 24:45
  No, they it doesn't fit what's going on anymore, so wow be.
• 24:49
  Fair, when you made that one girl character hate it.
• 24:54
  I didn't hate it. Yeah, Jet from Val, whatever you
• 24:57
  called yourself. Jet from CS GO, yeah.
• 24:59
  Jet from CS GO, yeah. And then there was pretty sluts
• 25:03
  was my my next one, and that would that one who she got a lot
• 25:07
  of free stuff. A lot of free stuff A.
• 25:10
  Lot of free stuff. That was awesome.
• 25:11
  Crazy cool name by the way. Pretty sluts.
• 25:14
  Yeah, I'm very happy. Did you get?
• 25:15
  Any comments about that or did everyone just pretend like, you
• 25:18
  know it just wasn't a thing? Like it was just the not only
• 25:21
  elephant in the room. People commented about it.
• 25:23
  People recognized me in Runescape Three with that name
• 25:26
  after that video. Really.
• 25:27
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:28
  It was crazy. Yeah.
• 25:29
  I was like, I'm glad I did this for myself.
• 25:31
  I'm glad that's that's an alternate name that I have here
• 25:35
  now. How much money did you get from
• 25:38
  people giving you stuff? Hundreds of millions of GP,
• 25:41
  which I know isn't like a crazy thing, right?
• 25:44
  It's like nothing in that game. Like you get 300 mil on Old
• 25:48
  School Runescape, You're like, I can do basically everything I
• 25:50
  want to do. You get 300 mil on that game.
• 25:54
  I actually remember from one, like we played fresh starts.
• 25:57
  Yeah, like, like I, I really wanted to have like a double,
• 26:02
  you know, that like a little ability of a go weren't like
• 26:04
  like really fast. You can do like the double, like
• 26:07
  forward, the forward dash thing, the Runescape three.
• 26:09
  Yeah, I, I was like, I really want to get that.
• 26:12
  That'd be sick. And I remember it's like, you
• 26:15
  know, to do that you need to like have a codex or something.
• 26:18
  I don't know, Whatever it is, I'm sure I'm butchering it and
• 26:20
  maybe I'm misremembering, but. I remember how it works now
• 26:24
  they've changed it so you just need like 10 agility or some
• 26:27
  shit but. Well, that's cool.
• 26:29
  But yeah, like, like for, for that double dash, maybe I'm
• 26:33
  making this number up, but I, I remember it being something like
• 26:36
  120 mil and I had like 39 mil and I was like, I thought I
• 26:41
  would be able. This is just a go forward twice.
• 26:44
  Yeah. And that, that that's all this
• 26:46
  is. But I I did enjoy fresh start
• 26:48
  worlds when they did happen though.
• 26:49
  Yeah, that was really fun. That was really fun.
• 26:52
  You're supposed to be talking about a trip though, aren't we?
• 26:54
  Yeah, I guess so, I guess. All right.
• 26:56
  So here's the thing. We were talking about breaking
• 26:58
  an NDA earlier, and I don't want to say we're going to be
• 27:05
  breaking the NDA because legally that could cause problems.
• 27:08
  But I'm going to say like this, we may or may not in the next 10
• 27:12
  minutes break the NDAII just have a lot of cool stuff that I
• 27:17
  remember being seeing in their presentation that I just, I'm so
• 27:22
  excited about it. I have to tell people.
• 27:24
  I have to tell them somewhere. So.
• 27:26
  Absolutely. And there was one and there was
• 27:27
  1 crazy like fucked up thing that I remember seeing.
• 27:32
  I'll let you go first. I will let you go first.
• 27:35
  OK, All right. First things first.
• 27:40
  Player models on old school finally getting a boob slider
• 27:45
  which is huge to. Be fair.
• 27:48
  They're not going crazy. You know what?
• 27:51
  I. Mean.
• 27:51
  Yeah, it's like. Realistic There's room, there's
• 27:54
  room. They're going from A to like, I
• 27:58
  don't know, it seemed reasonable, like double DI think
• 28:02
  they're like just for fun. He was triple FI was like,
• 28:04
  that's fucking crazy. Yeah, we needed it.
• 28:07
  So I'm glad they're doing it. I I was talking to Aiza and
• 28:10
  Sween about this actually, and they were the ones who actually
• 28:13
  pushed this to the front. So they really, they were
• 28:16
  enthusiastic about this. Side note, they had some crazy,
• 28:21
  you know, back and forth. Am I remembering that correctly?
• 28:24
  I mean, you tell me. I feel like this wouldn't be
• 28:26
  under NDA. You can tell me what if you
• 28:28
  remember this. Back and forth between what
• 28:29
  about this subject? No no, like that.
• 28:32
  They got like really angry with each other.
• 28:34
  There was like a fist. Ohh.
• 28:35
  That yes, yeah. In the lunch, in the.
• 28:37
  Cafeteria. Wasn't long like Sweens really
• 28:40
  buff right? So he's like he's towering over
• 28:42
  Aisa and his his voice is just so strong and it is really I
• 28:49
  felt bad for he's the way he was just.
• 28:52
  I thought he was going to break him in half.
• 28:54
  Yeah, that was awesome. Break him in half.
• 28:55
  Yeah, apparently it's just a regular thing that those two
• 28:57
  guys do. But but I think the argument was
• 28:59
  over the boob slider, which is the craziest thing.
• 29:01
  They they were like, where do we draw the line?
• 29:04
  And that's what got them into that I.
• 29:06
  Remember them agreeing too. Yeah, that was the weird thing
• 29:08
  about it is they were like on the same.
• 29:10
  Arguing and they agreed. I think it's just one of those
• 29:13
  things. It's just like, you know, you
• 29:15
  could get heated at work sometimes.
• 29:18
  Yeah. It was a culture shock to me.
• 29:20
  Yeah. But for them, it was just a
• 29:22
  Tuesday in the office. It.
• 29:24
  Was really weird to see, but I liked it a little bit.
• 29:26
  Side note, you know, what's it the this movie?
• 29:32
  It's a classic movie. It's like my name is Indigo
• 29:34
  Montoya. You killed my father.
• 29:35
  What's that movie? Do you know that?
• 29:37
  The Princess Bride. The Princess.
• 29:39
  Yeah. The Princess Bride.
• 29:41
  Yes, The Princess Bride. Dude, tell me.
• 29:45
  Because I I brought this up to Sween to his face, and I used it
• 29:48
  too. It was after their fight.
• 29:50
  And I was like, you know, has anyone ever told you that you
• 29:55
  look like the main guy from The Princess Bride?
• 29:58
  He's also in Robin Hood too. I forget you know the actor's
• 30:01
  name. Yeah.
• 30:02
  Yeah. I was like, has anyone ever told
• 30:03
  you you look exactly like him? He's like, no, it's only been
• 30:06
  you. And I'm like, I find that hard
• 30:08
  to believe. This is what he looks like the
• 30:10
  entire movie. You're gonna tell me that guy's
• 30:13
  not even related to swing, OK. Am I right?
• 30:17
  It looks like it could be like his uncle or something.
• 30:19
  Yeah, he does look like he's. Blood related.
• 30:21
  That is bloodline right there. That is blood related.
• 30:25
  It doesn't need to be him exactly.
• 30:26
  They at the very least see each other every Christmas.
• 30:30
  Like you cannot change my mind. That is absolutely.
• 30:33
  You might be right, Speaking of the next very real truthful
• 30:36
  thing that we heard about. The next leagues.
• 30:39
  The name of the next leagues, Thumple.
• 30:42
  Thumple Rock, I believe, and I don't know what that means.
• 30:45
  I don't know what that includes. Thumple Rock.
• 30:47
  Thumple Rock. It was a it's a cool name, but I
• 30:50
  don't know what that could possibly be.
• 30:52
  It might have. Something to do?
• 30:54
  It might have something to do with the new skill digging.
• 31:00
  Dude, you're going. You have to cut this out.
• 31:03
  You're going to be sued out the fucking ass.
• 31:06
  I just I'm not taking part in it.
• 31:07
  I, I'm not very excited about it.
• 31:09
  I'm very excited about it. I don't.
• 31:11
  You are. But dude, OK, yes, we got the
• 31:13
  play test. Digging for two days.
• 31:15
  It was fucking sick. I found a mine and I dug out the
• 31:20
  entire thing. 46 rubies in my bank explosive.
• 31:23
  Mine right like. No, that was yours.
• 31:27
  I just found like a normal. Mine explosive.
• 31:28
  I found like claymores buried under the ground like like
• 31:31
  bouncing betties and shit. Yeah, I was digging those up,
• 31:34
  Yeah. Be fair, OK, It looks like a
• 31:36
  bouncing Betty, but it's like old, old Lord.
• 31:38
  It's like, 'cause there's like the, the, the fifth age, there's
• 31:41
  like castles and shit. There's no technology, dude.
• 31:43
  It looks like a bouncing Betty. I'm willing to give you that,
• 31:46
  but I'm sure they call this something else.
• 31:49
  Yeah, they sure they called it something else.
• 31:50
  It was like a purple, like unfinished asset that they,
• 31:54
  yeah, couldn't see the whole thing.
• 31:56
  But you found a mine though. That's kind of cool.
• 31:58
  You know, like, you know, where the dwarves go type of thing.
• 32:00
  This was a new mine A. New one, you know.
• 32:03
  Yeah, they called it Minerville. I said I don't really want to be
• 32:06
  here after I heard that they. Shouldn't call it Minerville.
• 32:09
  That's not a good. Name for that place.
• 32:10
  It's not a good name. And to be fair, I left the
• 32:13
  moment that I heard the name. One of the dwarfs is like
• 32:16
  welcome to Minorville. And then like I turned to AJ
• 32:19
  models, like is that why is he saying that?
• 32:21
  He's like, that's just the name of the.
• 32:22
  Town that's got to be like a stand in.
• 32:24
  Surely they're not keeping it as that?
• 32:26
  No, no, he said. This is final.
• 32:28
  This is. He's like a lot of things are.
• 32:30
  Subject. He said a lot of things are
• 32:32
  subject to change. This is final.
• 32:34
  This is one of those very few things.
• 32:35
  This is final. I got out of there.
• 32:38
  I got out of there immediately. Like I, I, I made sure to click
• 32:41
  on the exit and then I physically got up and I left
• 32:45
  from the computer. I did not go back.
• 32:47
  I did not go back to that computer.
• 32:49
  Yeah, I don't blame you for that.
• 32:50
  That's I They got to do something.
• 32:53
  Someone's got to snap them back to reality.
• 32:55
  That's not a good name. What did you think about the the
• 32:59
  new game mode? They were calling Fuck my slug,
• 33:03
  Fuck my slug life. It's like where you run around
• 33:09
  the map, you're constantly being chased by a slug.
• 33:12
  Like my slug? It's and they said it's like
• 33:15
  going to be a lot faster than the slugs that we know.
• 33:19
  What do you mean I don't know many?
• 33:21
  Slugs. I thought you were listening
• 33:22
  when they said that. Fuck my.
• 33:23
  Slug, I was. I was.
• 33:26
  But like I legitimately until you brought this up now I was.
• 33:28
  I thought I misheard that. I thought I misheard a lot of.
• 33:31
  No, I wrote it down. I made sure I was listening.
• 33:33
  Dude, I. It's really to be fair, I
• 33:36
  thought you were like a little weird for bringing a notepad and
• 33:38
  sitting there writing fucking notes.
• 33:40
  But now I kind of. Get why why you were doing.
• 33:44
  Information and I knew I needed to take notes, 'cause I wanted
• 33:47
  to talk about this. I wanted to be the first you
• 33:48
  hear. About it Slug Life.
• 33:51
  Yeah. Dedicated service.
• 33:52
  You're sure that's what they said?
• 33:54
  I'm you're sure that's what they said?
• 33:55
  I'm positive I even I recorded it.
• 33:58
  I have recordings of them saying this.
• 34:00
  Of course I'm never gonna, and this wasn't.
• 34:02
  Just a game jam, right? No, this was during their
• 34:04
  presentation of like future updates.
• 34:06
  Fuck my slug life. It's coming back.
• 34:09
  I do remember seeing a slug and like, dude, what, what, what was
• 34:14
  it? It was, I think it was like
• 34:17
  Maude Rice. He was like, like he was really
• 34:19
  proud of it. Dude.
• 34:20
  He was like, like the slug moves 3 ticks every three ticks.
• 34:25
  Yeah. And I was like, and I remember
• 34:26
  someone asking and is like, is that speed up from 5 ticks?
• 34:31
  And he said like, like he looked there.
• 34:32
  He gave like one of these. He kind of.
• 34:34
  He's like, yeah. Yeah, he's very.
• 34:38
  He's an enthusiastic guy from. 5 ticks to three.
• 34:40
  He did. He did one of these.
• 34:41
  He did one of these. You know what I mean?
• 34:43
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that.
• 34:45
  It was it was nice. It was real nice.
• 34:48
  But like, the energy he brought to that presentation, I was
• 34:52
  like, I'm. I'm just happy that he's up
• 34:54
  there. Yeah.
• 34:55
  He's living the dream. He knows he's really stupid.
• 34:58
  He knows his slugs. Yeah.
• 34:59
  And that's why I appreciate most about him.
• 35:02
  Yeah, I, I, I really think so. That Fuck my slug life.
• 35:07
  You know, I'm hearing this for the second time, thinking that's
• 35:11
  not a good name. Yeah, but it's all coming wrong.
• 35:15
  I think it'll work. I think people will really like
• 35:17
  that. Yeah.
• 35:20
  Yeah. So I they, I know they touched
• 35:22
  on this too. This is what I was.
• 35:25
  I mean, I don't know how I feel about it, but they said
• 35:27
  Runescape 3, they're going to be removing microtransactions, yeah
• 35:32
  and replacing them with huge fucking transactions, which is
• 35:35
  crazy of them to say. I.
• 35:39
  Fuck it, I get it. I fucking get it, dude.
• 35:42
  Like, if you're gonna fucking commit to a change, might as
• 35:45
  well make more money in the fucking process.
• 35:47
  Yeah, I I was like, I that's, I respect that telling everyone
• 35:51
  you're removing the micro. Transactions.
• 35:54
  The huge. Fucking transactions are coming,
• 35:56
  the huge transactions. I just realized that we were
• 35:58
  telling the stories prior to this NDA thing, and people are
• 36:04
  really going to have to think hard about what we're saying is
• 36:07
  true and what's not. Because.
• 36:10
  We definitely told some true stories at the start.
• 36:12
  And in the middle. Maybe even in the middle
• 36:15
  somewhere, who knows? I want to talk about my favorite
• 36:19
  moment. This is the truth.
• 36:20
  This is an actual truth. This is a real thing that
• 36:25
  happened. So Jag X took us to this
• 36:28
  restaurant and you know, we get there, we got there late.
• 36:34
  We they were so far behind because of how many of us there
• 36:37
  were. There was like 80 people.
• 36:39
  So we get hauled to this restaurant like group by group.
• 36:43
  I think they were just like calling Ubers or something to
• 36:45
  get us there and there's only so.
• 36:46
  Many it was not as efficient as you think it would be.
• 36:49
  No, no, they should have just gotten us a big old bus.
• 36:53
  Just a huge, maybe 2, maybe two big old buses or something.
• 36:55
  Ironically, like when we came out of the hotel and we saw the
• 36:59
  like a giant bus that was just sitting right there.
• 37:00
  I was like, that's cool. They got us like one of those
• 37:02
  like double deckers and then I watched it pull off and I was
• 37:05
  like, guys, it's not for us. I know, yes.
• 37:06
  We're not going in that thing. That was not for us, that thing.
• 37:10
  But we got there super late. So like, like I think it was, it
• 37:14
  was like Bodie Stefan. It was like 40 minutes late.
• 37:17
  It was. Like 40 minutes late and they're
• 37:19
  already sat down, like all the chairs already taken up.
• 37:23
  Stefan kept you a seat. And yeah, not us, not me.
• 37:29
  That was, that was sweet of him, that was.
• 37:31
  Sweet of him to completely just forget that I was there in the
• 37:35
  UK. It's fine.
• 37:37
  Be fair. The moment you said you're not
• 37:39
  doing Guillenora games like he shot you a fucking look, I knew
• 37:42
  it. I knew from then on there like
• 37:43
  you were. You wanted me killed, Yeah.
• 37:45
  You were a dead Dome. That's.
• 37:46
  Fine, I understand that. Anyway, we're at the very end of
• 37:49
  this table. We're with the, the guys that
• 37:51
  were just now meeting like the Runescape 3 fellas and I got, I
• 37:56
  don't really know them and they look like they're exhausted.
• 37:58
  They, they were like, I got, I sat down, they were all on their
• 38:01
  phones and I was like, guys, what's going on?
• 38:03
  You guys on your phones? Like let's here we go.
• 38:05
  And they're like, dude, we just talked for like 10 hours
• 38:08
  straight, man. Like, all right, I get that,
• 38:11
  dude. Like it's fine.
• 38:13
  So then like it was really silent.
• 38:14
  It was really silent until I begged you to come over and.
• 38:19
  Live in an You didn't come over, come over.
• 38:22
  I was like, dude, please, like I can't live in this area up by
• 38:27
  myself. Like everyone's on the verge of
• 38:30
  sleeping right now. It was basically just, it was me
• 38:35
  flooding Kraken sea engineer and Mike Guru.
• 38:40
  I think he is how you say it. Yeah.
• 38:43
  And then Mod Doom. And like, we're all like, you
• 38:47
  know, we're all talking, but everyone's just super tired.
• 38:51
  And so I was texting you like, dude, I'm going to fuck.
• 38:53
  I'm going to literally throw your food on the ground if you
• 38:55
  don't get over here. Like you need to get here now.
• 38:57
  Because I really wanted to talk to the Runescape Three guys, but
• 39:00
  I feel like I messed it up with my first sentence to them.
• 39:03
  I think they I got off on the wrong foot them by saying come
• 39:06
  on guys, no phones, let's talk. They did not like they said
• 39:10
  that. Yeah, they thought you were a
• 39:11
  narc, bro. Yeah, they thought I was being
• 39:13
  that's. That's a teacher bullshit.
• 39:15
  I was like, I'm sorry, you guys can stay on your phones.
• 39:18
  It's cool. Yeah.
• 39:21
  But anyway, my favorite moment of, of this whole restaurant
• 39:24
  ordeal, you know, we all had to make orders ahead of time, like
• 39:28
  we had to like submit our, the food that we wanted and the
• 39:33
  desserts that we wanted. You know, we get the dinner
• 39:36
  everyone eats. Like there are two things that
• 39:38
  come out for each person. And if you order desserts, those
• 39:42
  came last. And so the desserts start coming
• 39:44
  around to every anybody. And we all have these like
• 39:46
  little cards in front of us that say what we got, but they're
• 39:48
  usually like folded down. No one's really looking at them.
• 39:51
  So they start handing out the desserts and they come around.
• 39:53
  They're like, oh, who got this chocolate cake thing?
• 39:57
  And then you raise your hand and they give it over to you.
• 40:00
  And so sea engineer, he gets, he raises his hand when they call
• 40:06
  it out, he gets his and they call out the second thing, which
• 40:09
  is like the same dessert and like you straight faced, like
• 40:12
  poker faced you just like this. He puts it down in front of you.
• 40:18
  And so you start eating it. And I was like, what is that
• 40:21
  dessert called? So I grab your card and there's
• 40:24
  nothing there that there's no dessert on your card.
• 40:28
  And so I was like, did you, is this yours?
• 40:31
  And you just said like, yeah, clearly it's mine.
• 40:34
  I'm eating it right now. Yeah, it's no one else's
• 40:38
  currently. It's not what's going on.
• 40:41
  And so I it, it, it hit me that somebody's not going to get
• 40:46
  dessert because they made the desserts from the orders and
• 40:51
  you. Got to justify this.
• 40:53
  I got to justify this when you're done and.
• 40:55
  And so that someone didn't get dessert, but you got dessert.
• 41:01
  And that's fine. But then the, the real nice part
• 41:04
  of this, the real good part is that you proceeded to eat the
• 41:09
  entire thing. And I'm laughing because I
• 41:12
  figured out that you didn't, that was not yours.
• 41:16
  And you just put your fork down all polite.
• 41:19
  And you look me straight in the eyes and say I didn't even want
• 41:22
  that. I started crying, laughing.
• 41:28
  The fact that you just stole someone's sweets for the night
• 41:33
  and didn't even really want to do it in the first.
• 41:35
  Place look, this is what was going through my head at the
• 41:40
  time. All right, before we got to the
• 41:42
  restaurant, one of the, the J mods that like set everything up
• 41:46
  and that order form said, yeah, look, if you, because some
• 41:49
  people weren't able to order a head, right?
• 41:53
  And So what he said was, look, you know, you, you can have like
• 41:58
  your cards there and everything, but like, you know, even if you
• 42:01
  don't get what you want, just ask them to bring you out, you
• 42:04
  know, something and like, we'll cover it, don't worry.
• 42:07
  So it's like like, so just so you can get whatever.
• 42:10
  And I was like, that's really sweet.
• 42:11
  OK, so then when they're bringing desserts out, I'm
• 42:15
  thinking, man, I really should order dessert.
• 42:18
  And and like, so they're putting desserts out and the guys kind
• 42:22
  of looking around seeing like, like who, who got this?
• 42:25
  So then I kind of did like one of these.
• 42:27
  I was like, well, no one's raising their hands.
• 42:31
  So, so, so I just grabbed it right.
• 42:36
  And something so like in my mind, I wasn't taking it from
• 42:39
  someone else. I'm not just sitting there and
• 42:42
  going, I'm going to make sure I get this and not someone else
• 42:45
  because I didn't have the foresight to order beforehand.
• 42:48
  I thought I was being so good because like, you know, you
• 42:51
  ordered it like a week before. And I remember sitting there
• 42:54
  looking at the options. By the way, I got the chicken.
• 42:57
  Fucking terrible. Fucking whatever.
• 42:59
  Everything else was great there. Like I was reading these British
• 43:02
  ass desserts. It was like chocolate Poupon
• 43:05
  with a strawberry table top. And I'm like, I'm not getting
• 43:09
  this dog shit dude. I'm, I'm just gonna fucking not
• 43:12
  eat dessert. Like I don't need it.
• 43:14
  I'll be fine, you know, and I'm gonna be so proud of myself for
• 43:18
  not eating dessert. So that was the real tragedy.
• 43:21
  I don't. Think they were anything?
• 43:23
  Crazy. The one the one I the one I saw
• 43:26
  it. It put me off from reading any
• 43:27
  of the other dessert names, I thought.
• 43:29
  Translation just couldn't understand.
• 43:31
  I was like, there's a lot of fucking trouble in this menu
• 43:34
  here. Yeah, yeah.
• 43:36
  So I ended up, you know, like the the shameful thing to me was
• 43:40
  that I ate the dessert. When I said yeah, I promised
• 43:42
  myself I wouldn't, but you know that.
• 43:44
  Was the worst part of it is that you that?
• 43:46
  Was the worst part, Yeah, yeah. But if I ended up if there was
• 43:50
  anyone at this event that would like would have was supposed to
• 43:54
  get this this dessert and they did not get this dessert.
• 43:58
  And I I don't want to hear like it's three people because then
• 44:00
  it's a restaurant issue. It's not me.
• 44:02
  It has to be specifically one person.
• 44:05
  If there's one person that did not get their dessert, I will
• 44:08
  buy you a dessert wherever you want.
• 44:10
  Let's keep it under $50.00 but. Dude, everyone's going to be
• 44:15
  raising their hand saying that they didn't get the dessert.
• 44:17
  You can't offer that. Don't go through.
• 44:19
  That all I'm saying, All I'm saying it takes.
• 44:22
  If one person says it, you know it was them and no one else.
• 44:26
  I got you. If the second two people say
• 44:28
  you're both fucked, okay, that second person screwed it for
• 44:31
  that first person, even if that one person was lying.
• 44:35
  One person's got to step up and that's it.
• 44:37
  No one else gets 2. I also thought it was funny, too
• 44:41
  because, like, it was pretty loud in this restaurant, so.
• 44:45
  And like, I had sea engineers sitting to my left.
• 44:47
  Yeah, You and Flooding are sitting across from me.
• 44:50
  And sea Engineers, like, you know, I don't want this dessert.
• 44:54
  Like, you know, And he offers it to you.
• 44:57
  Yeah. And he's like, you know, Jimmy,
• 44:59
  do you want this dessert? And you're like, you know, sure,
• 45:01
  why not? And you're about, like, halfway
• 45:04
  through eating and, like, I'm kind of noticing the entire
• 45:06
  time. Flooding's just kind of like
• 45:08
  like looking over you like this. And then like something in her,
• 45:12
  she finally can't take it anymore.
• 45:14
  She's like, why are you eating all of that?
• 45:16
  Like, like you're not you're not supposed to be eating that.
• 45:18
  Give it back to him. She thinks, she thinks he
• 45:22
  offered you a bite and you're just eating the entire thing.
• 45:25
  That that was I I think that was like kind of like the start of
• 45:29
  like for me getting in like a wacky mood dude.
• 45:33
  Cuz yeah, after that I don't even remember the rest of what
• 45:36
  we said, but we were laughing like jackasses the entire night
• 45:40
  after that. I love the fact that she was
• 45:42
  just watching in pure anxiety. Every bite was just killing her
• 45:46
  inside, thinking that she was just like, you want to bite like
• 45:49
  you want to try this and. She just.
• 45:51
  Watched me devour I I didn't leave a thing on the plate.
• 45:55
  I cleaned the plate dude. She didn't have the fucking
• 45:57
  balls to tell her husband of multiple years don't eat his
• 46:01
  dessert. I just think that's so funny.
• 46:04
  She's literally been with you for so long and she, she, she
• 46:09
  had to question like she questioned your character in
• 46:11
  that moment 'cause she's like, why would, why did I marry
• 46:14
  someone who was just gonna like gluttonously eat everything off
• 46:18
  of everyone's plates? Like unasked I.
• 46:23
  Mean, I think she was just worried that there was
• 46:24
  miscommunication between me and C engineer and there was not.
• 46:29
  No, he didn't want that shit. I think it's because what
• 46:31
  happened was, is when I when he's like, Jimmy, do you want
• 46:34
  it? And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'll
• 46:36
  try it. And I think that's what got her
• 46:39
  thinking that is because she thought me saying, I'll try.
• 46:42
  It was me saying, yeah, I'll take a bite of it.
• 46:45
  And and then the. Rest.
• 46:47
  That was on me. I guess I should have said yes.
• 46:49
  I will take your entire dessert, please.
• 46:51
  Thank you. Yeah, language is very
• 46:54
  particular. You have to say your full
• 46:56
  intention every time. That's every time English.
• 46:58
  Language will do. It's hard.
• 47:00
  Yeah, we went to a bar, too. I remember that.
• 47:02
  They took us all to a bar. Yes.
• 47:05
  Yeah, We all took a picture together.
• 47:07
  It was like who was in charge of that picture, by the way of all
• 47:10
  the YouTube guys, remember who organized that?
• 47:13
  Because, you know, it was all about like getting everyone with
• 47:16
  a lot of subscribers in one picture.
• 47:17
  And I remember like, you know, like smiling through and
• 47:19
  everything and. All I could think they were
• 47:21
  talking about the giant ass group picture.
• 47:24
  No, no, no no no. The the one with all the
• 47:25
  Youtubers like the YouTube guys. Yeah, we were all just kind of
• 47:28
  talking. Yeah.
• 47:29
  And one of them's like, oh, you know, 3,000,000 YouTube
• 47:32
  subscribers right here. I remember because I was like,
• 47:35
  that's a cool idea. So then I, I tweeted it.
• 47:38
  It's the one time I logged into Twitter.
• 47:40
  Yeah, I just remember thinking during that like, I'm, I'm like
• 47:42
  smiling in it, you know, like looking, looking at all the guys
• 47:46
  next to me and like, we're looking real cute.
• 47:49
  Yeah. My first thought was this is
• 47:50
  cool that we weren't able to do this right now.
• 47:52
  And my second thought was we're a bunch of pretentious pricks,
• 47:55
  dude. Like, we are the worst.
• 47:57
  What? Dude, what a bunch of we are
• 47:59
  right now. When I was coming up with the
• 48:02
  caption, bro, when I was coming up with the caption, I was like,
• 48:05
  I was trying to say like, you know about everyone in the the
• 48:09
  photo. I wasn't including myself
• 48:11
  because I'm not the type of person that would do that.
• 48:13
  No, never and. I was, I was really trying to
• 48:15
  think of like a particular way to word it so it was clear what
• 48:17
  I was trying to say. Yeah, I was trying to say like,
• 48:21
  these are all the Runescape YouTube goats.
• 48:23
  But again, I was in that picture.
• 48:25
  So I was like, I'm not going to sit there and say that about
• 48:28
  myself because, like, what sort of Jackass am I?
• 48:31
  So then like, I went to my my tweet writer settled and then he
• 48:36
  wrote that for me. Yeah.
• 48:37
  Because like, like dude, he, he's, he has fact checked me on
• 48:42
  like that's not the right word, but he, he is like, he's like
• 48:45
  saved my ass from like, like wording something in a way
• 48:49
  that's been like you could kind of be seen as like a douche if
• 48:51
  you say that he, he's done that multiple times.
• 48:54
  So shout out to him for making me not look like a douche in my
• 48:57
  own tweet. He's your douche filter.
• 48:59
  That's awesome. He's my douche filter.
• 49:00
  Absolutely it's. A good title for him.
• 49:03
  He's a. Douche filter?
• 49:03
  Yeah, he's the douche filter bro.
• 49:08
  That's a nice thing to say about someone.
• 49:13
  It's hard to earn that title you.
• 49:15
  Don't just earn that. You don't just earn that.
• 49:18
  But the captions objectively true.
• 49:21
  So like if someone gets mad at you for that, like they're just
• 49:23
  mad at you for like stating a fact, really, it's just like
• 49:28
  they're jumping to conclusions about you because you're saying
• 49:32
  something that is verifiable, like numbers, so.
• 49:36
  Yeah, one guy, one guy said like settled makes up most of that.
• 49:41
  And I was like, I don't think you know what we're doing here.
• 49:43
  That's kind of what I like, what my thought was.
• 49:45
  I guess it is like an objectively true fact.
• 49:49
  Yeah. Much like the entirety of what
• 49:53
  we have said here today. Speaking of, by the way, dude,
• 50:00
  depending on the title and thumbnail, you're gonna have
• 50:02
  some J Mod nervously fucking someone gonna be assigned to
• 50:04
  watch this whole thing to see if we fucking yeah yeah broke NDA
• 50:08
  and he's like, they just wasted an hour of my life.
• 50:12
  That was kind of what I wanted to do with that, wanted to have
• 50:15
  them like, like really be nervous about this.
• 50:18
  You you wanted to willingly waste one employees hour of his
• 50:22
  life. At least a few of them, yeah, I
• 50:24
  wanted to make sure. Speaking of things that fucking
• 50:26
  people make up, Bodie went live, bro.
• 50:28
  Bodie went live and he started fucking yapping and like I hung
• 50:32
  out with him for a while. Cool dude.
• 50:34
  Obviously it was like like like, you know I I like hanging out
• 50:37
  with them whenever I get the chance.
• 50:39
  Everyone like everyone again in real life, cool people, but then
• 50:43
  like I get I get told by settled and and soup that, you know,
• 50:51
  Bodhi said that I showed up every single day with a
• 50:54
  different $5000 Rolex to all these different events and I was
• 50:59
  iced out and I was like dressed in like like freaking like like
• 51:04
  Louis Vuitton, like head to toe and like all designer shit.
• 51:08
  Yeah. Well I got this shirt from
• 51:10
  Costco the the sweatshirt for $16.00.
• 51:13
  This is the most expensive thing I fucking own.
• 51:17
  Yeah, he, he likes to, he's our little section here, you know,
• 51:22
  talk about what we heard about. In theory.
• 51:26
  That's most sentences I feel like he says is he's he's trying
• 51:30
  to just see what kind of things he can plant in people's minds
• 51:36
  so that they go and spread it as much as possible to see like
• 51:38
  what how far something can get and how true people believe it
• 51:43
  to be for years. Before I forget about this, I
• 51:45
  want to I want to say something. All right, I got I got some
• 51:48
  dirt. I got some dirt on ODA Block.
• 51:51
  OK. He doesn't want people to find
• 51:52
  out about ODA block. He's actually a pretty nice guy.
• 51:57
  He doesn't want you to know that he's a really fucking nice guy,
• 52:01
  great to talk. To.
• 52:02
  I don't want you to know it. No, no, that's the last thing.
• 52:04
  Yeah, he's a he's a pleasant man to be around.
• 52:07
  One of the most fucked up thing that happened between me and
• 52:10
  him. Like we're because I, we said
• 52:12
  hello, that like we hung out, you know, nice guy, He said
• 52:16
  right at the end, right at the end, dude, like like when he was
• 52:21
  like everyone's going up the bed for the night.
• 52:22
  He said you're going to be a good father, dude.
• 52:27
  What if I wanted to be a piece of shit dad?
• 52:29
  He's putting that on me. He didn't consider that that's
• 52:31
  that's messed up. He didn't, he didn't consider
• 52:33
  maybe I had a game plan to really just, you know, yuck.
• 52:38
  This whole thing up and now, now I feel like I'm letting him down
• 52:41
  if I'm not a good dad. Yeah.
• 52:44
  Well, you know, he, he kind of put that on me.
• 52:47
  But but in reality, dude like like very nice guy, dude very
• 52:51
  nice guy. Very nice guy, yeah.
• 52:53
  Very easy to talk to like. He does not want us to be saying
• 52:57
  this about him right now. No, that, no.
• 52:59
  This is going to go against a lot of what what people thought
• 53:02
  about him, but I got to tell the truth that times we're in the
• 53:06
  truth part of this this conversation right now.
• 53:09
  So I got to tell the truth. You you think that many people
• 53:13
  are thinking I do not want him to be nice.
• 53:16
  I think a lot of people do. In reality, people are way nicer
• 53:21
  in person. Yeah, than than you think
• 53:24
  they're going to be. Like I, I think, I think people,
• 53:27
  it's very easy online to build up a perception of who you think
• 53:30
  someone is. Yeah, but like the, the, the
• 53:33
  thing I've heard said so many times, you don't have any
• 53:37
  fucking clue who someone is until you meet them in person.
• 53:41
  And then like, you really get to like talk with them.
• 53:43
  You really don't know online, dude, you don't.
• 53:46
  You and I, we could be the biggest fucking assholes in the
• 53:49
  world, or we could donate the fucking charity every single day
• 53:52
  and just not talk about it. You could do both of those
• 53:54
  things like those are. Both those don't cancel.
• 53:56
  Each other out. Yeah, you could be a chaotic
• 53:58
  neutral in there. That's what that is.
• 54:02
  Oh, Speaking of being nice, I'd so Josh Dreyfe Hayes.
• 54:05
  Did you talk to him at all while we were there?
• 54:07
  A a little bit, yeah. He's a nice guy when?
• 54:10
  We were at the bar like that the first night.
• 54:14
  You know, I'm, I'm like just scanning the room and I spot
• 54:17
  Josh and Josh always has a huge smile on his face.
• 54:23
  He's a happy guy. And.
• 54:25
  No, no, I, I I don't think he's stoned.
• 54:28
  I didn't think that because that's what ODA Block thought
• 54:32
  about me. And I don't like they thought
• 54:34
  that I was always high. Yeah.
• 54:35
  But Josh, yeah, Josh is extremely happy all the time.
• 54:40
  He's he's so enthusiastic talking to everybody.
• 54:43
  And I start looking at him, talk with everybody just.
• 54:45
  And the smile never fades. And I and I said out loud to the
• 54:48
  people I'm with, I'm like, something's not right here.
• 54:52
  Something's wrong. He's too happy.
• 54:54
  He's too happy. Really suspicious.
• 54:56
  Something isn't adding up. So about 15 minutes later, I'm
• 55:00
  like, I move our our way near the food and Josh approaches.
• 55:05
  Of course, huge smile. It's still there.
• 55:08
  And so I, I said to him, I'm like, Josh, what's, what is
• 55:11
  this? I'm, I'm determined to piss you
• 55:14
  off just to see if you're able to be pissed off because you're,
• 55:17
  you're looking way too happy. And he said to me it, it all
• 55:21
  came together. He said, well, it's because I
• 55:23
  used to be a teacher and I was like, oh, he's like, I get to
• 55:29
  just be at this event on a game I've played for my whole life,
• 55:32
  talking to people who do what I do for a living.
• 55:35
  And I'm having drinks with everybody.
• 55:37
  And it, it, it, it's amazing. And I'm like, that makes so much
• 55:41
  more sense because like my mom's a teacher and I completely
• 55:46
  understand what it's like for, you know, going back home after
• 55:51
  a day of, you know, teaching asshole kids and Josh gets to
• 55:56
  talk about MMORP GS and go to Jags events.
• 56:00
  So it all came together. The puzzle was was put together.
• 56:04
  Very happy for him. I don't question his happiness
• 56:07
  anymore. He's not suspicious.
• 56:08
  He's off my radar. My suspicious radar dude after.
• 56:12
  That someone someone that is suspiciously nice.
• 56:15
  You're a spam dude. I was thinking the same thing.
• 56:18
  I have known him for like 15 years.
• 56:22
  And that guy, there are skeletons in that guy's closet.
• 56:26
  He's too nice. You know, like, you look at him,
• 56:30
  he's just sitting there. Every time I talk to him.
• 56:34
  Yeah, he's he's always talking about how he wants to catch up.
• 56:37
  Right. And he specifically says he
• 56:39
  wants to have a chin wag. I'm like every, every time you
• 56:42
  tell that to me, I'm ignoring you for an extra week.
• 56:46
  I don't know what that means. That would freak me out.
• 56:47
  Shit. It's like, it's like a British
• 56:49
  euphemism of like a chin wag's like, oh, like, let's let's
• 56:53
  talk. And it's like, you don't need to
• 56:55
  say what you just said. You could just say I would like
• 56:58
  to talk to you. Yeah.
• 56:59
  Don't tell us how, how you had a lovely time hanging out with us,
• 57:03
  dude. It's implied.
• 57:05
  It's implied. Yeah, yeah, he really angered me
• 57:11
  with his niceness recently. Yeah, dude.
• 57:14
  Like, like, like I, I sit there and I'm like this guy, this guy
• 57:19
  there, he is suspiciously nice. He is trying to take my, he's
• 57:24
  trying to take my eye off off the ball dude.
• 57:27
  Right. Like if that's maybe I just
• 57:29
  combine 2 sayings, dude. He, he's trying, he's trying to
• 57:35
  divert your attention somewhere else.
• 57:37
  Yeah. The moment, the moment he does
• 57:39
  that, you have to start looking. You have to start sniffing.
• 57:42
  You got to start that guy. That guy is he wants to plug.
• 57:45
  Your nose and you got to sniff, Yeah.
• 57:48
  I get that he's up to no good. Doesn't matter how happy he is.
• 57:52
  You know, we're we're going to have to you know, the the the
• 57:55
  moment we get any, any negative thought out of him, you know, he
• 58:00
  is no longer a threat level. He's in the he's in the clear.
• 58:04
  Yeah. But until then, you got to be
• 58:06
  you got to be on your toes with that guy.
• 58:08
  We we can't have someone sitting there going around pecan people
• 58:11
  and then saying good fight beast.
• 58:13
  Not everyone's a beast. No, they're not.
• 58:16
  So I don't drink a lot. I drink like 3 * a year when
• 58:19
  we're at like events like this, right?
• 58:20
  So and, and yeah, flooding too. She isn't.
• 58:23
  She only gets whenever we go to like an event or, you know,
• 58:27
  families in town and we're like going to like a casino or
• 58:30
  something. She always gets a vodka
• 58:32
  cranberry because that's the only drink that she knows about.
• 58:36
  And we we were talking about that with, with skill specs.
• 58:40
  He was at the bar near us and the bartender overheard us and
• 58:45
  he was like, well, let me make you something since you don't
• 58:47
  know anything like about drinks. And you know, we're like, yeah,
• 58:50
  sure. So he ends up making her like a
• 58:53
  cosmopolitan. He's like, well, what do you
• 58:54
  want? And I'm like, I don't know
• 58:55
  drinks either. Like go ahead and make me
• 58:57
  something. So he's like, OK, OK, I'll make
• 58:59
  you something. And like 15 minutes goes by.
• 59:03
  He's like, sorry, it's taking so long.
• 59:05
  I'm just waiting on some ingredients.
• 59:06
  I was like ingredients like what the hell is this guy making?
• 59:09
  And dude, I was so shocked that he was like going this far for
• 59:14
  I'm like, you didn't need to do that.
• 59:15
  Like you could give me something simple.
• 59:16
  So like, I don't really see what he's doing.
• 59:18
  Like I see him getting crazy and then he he turns around, finally
• 59:23
  gives it to me and I'm like that, that looks great.
• 59:28
  Like I'll try it. It's just a Red Bull vodka.
• 59:32
  Yep dude, I had the same thing 'cause I drink 0 * a year,
• 59:37
  right? And I like I asked them can I
• 59:39
  have a virgin pina colada? Yeah and they said we don't do
• 59:44
  that here. And I asked do you have like
• 59:49
  coconut juice? And you know like they're like
• 59:52
  yeah I was like, do you have pineapple juice?
• 59:55
  So like, yeah. And I was like, can't, can't do
• 1:00:01
  that. Like, no, we don't have the
• 1:00:02
  ingredients. I was like, OK, well, look, I
• 1:00:04
  don't want to. I don't want to cause a scene
• 1:00:07
  like I'm. Yeah, a Jag X is is covering for
• 1:00:12
  this event, you know, so like, I, I don't want to be that guy,
• 1:00:17
  right? Right.
• 1:00:18
  Yeah, To be fair, I'm literally never that guy anyway.
• 1:00:20
  But no, I especially don't want to be that guy now.
• 1:00:23
  Now is not the time. It's not the time to.
• 1:00:26
  To do tryouts for being that guy you're.
• 1:00:28
  Not your home country, Yeah, I don't.
• 1:00:30
  Exactly. They could arrest me for that.
• 1:00:32
  They I don't know. They could have different laws.
• 1:00:34
  I'm sure they do. So I'm thinking, OK, well, I
• 1:00:38
  need anything. So they're like, like, you know,
• 1:00:41
  the bartender's like, well, we have a mocktail, right?
• 1:00:43
  We, she says we have one mocktail.
• 1:00:46
  I'm like, all right, I'll get that same thing.
• 1:00:48
  I'm standing at the bar. I think it was for like 12 or 13
• 1:00:51
  minutes. She comes up and she says I'm
• 1:00:54
  making it now. We just had to get you an
• 1:00:56
  ingredient. Yeah.
• 1:00:58
  And I'm like, and I'm like, OK, like same thought process.
• 1:01:02
  Like what? What is this ingredient?
• 1:01:04
  Like that's they must be crazy what they're making, right?
• 1:01:09
  It was a seltzer with just some strawberry flavoring in it and
• 1:01:20
  then like some strawberry thing on top.
• 1:01:24
  Yeah, and they don't. Get me wrong?
• 1:01:27
  They had to dive through those ingredients.
• 1:01:29
  I enjoyed it, but I was like, I don't think this took you 13
• 1:01:33
  minutes to get. I think you were doing something
• 1:01:35
  else and you could have just admitted that.
• 1:01:37
  That's fine, yeah. Right.
• 1:01:38
  Just be honest with me, yeah. I'm very clearly chilling there.
• 1:01:42
  I don't need to have things in that moment.
• 1:01:44
  So I feel as though they could have just, you know, saved a lot
• 1:01:48
  of trouble of having to think, you know, of that ingredient lie
• 1:01:51
  they told me and you. Maybe that's something they
• 1:01:53
  agree upon. Every night they say we're
• 1:01:55
  getting an ingredient. Yeah, it's like a code like
• 1:01:57
  they've all talked about this like just tell them they get
• 1:01:59
  ingredients it because it does it sounds like they're going
• 1:02:01
  like the extra mile for you, but.
• 1:02:03
  Yes, exactly. In reality, they're just like, I
• 1:02:06
  got to think about something else for a while, yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Like do something that's not. This and just when you really
• 1:02:11
  think about it, the job of any bartender is to already have the
• 1:02:16
  ingredients. So like if if you're getting the
• 1:02:19
  ingredient, you don't need to say that it's like.
• 1:02:22
  Ordering a pizza and then 10 minutes later they call you and
• 1:02:26
  they say hey man, we're just getting the pepperoni.
• 1:02:30
  It's like all. Right, that's that's cool.
• 1:02:33
  Did ask for that. So thank you.
• 1:02:35
  Yeah, I'm glad you guys are still on the clock.
• 1:02:37
  That's really nice. For me it means it's going to
• 1:02:39
  work out. This worked out.
• 1:02:44
  For me. Oh dude I totally forgot about
• 1:02:46
  this. I just want to get your opinion
• 1:02:49
  of all people as applies to you. This was actually a quote from
• 1:02:52
  Flutten. She said this to me on the the
• 1:02:54
  drive from our hotel back to the airport and it it really got me
• 1:03:01
  thinking she just this was out of nowhere like no context.
• 1:03:04
  She just turns to me and says anyone above 6 feet should be
• 1:03:09
  banned from being a streamer because they're wasting their
• 1:03:12
  natural gift to do manual labor. Do you?
• 1:03:18
  What's your thoughts on that? So she thinks that everyone
• 1:03:22
  above 6 foot should do manual labor.
• 1:03:25
  Yeah, because they have a, you know, a better ability to list
• 1:03:29
  things. Here's the thing.
• 1:03:31
  See that's that's, that's a real dwarf thought of her.
• 1:03:34
  OK, so here's here's the thing. Because when you're taller, when
• 1:03:39
  you're above 6 feet tall. Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  You got extra stuff filling the gaps between your different
• 1:03:46
  parts of your body. Shit breaks easier, right?
• 1:03:50
  And shit makes easier. I guess I would need to
• 1:03:53
  understand what type of manual labor she's talking about.
• 1:03:56
  Like plowing in the fields all day.
• 1:03:59
  Sort of. Section or something?
• 1:04:00
  Yeah, yeah. Is she talking about like in in
• 1:04:05
  terms of like muscle or what? What does she mean I.
• 1:04:08
  Don't know what she meant by that.
• 1:04:09
  I just because you just because you're over.
• 1:04:11
  A6. Just because you're over a six
• 1:04:14
  foot doesn't mean that you're automatically built for labor.
• 1:04:17
  I would argue a lot of people over 6 feet tall have no ability
• 1:04:23
  or reason why they should be doing manual labor.
• 1:04:26
  Specifically saying they shouldn't be allowed to stream.
• 1:04:30
  Well, that just, I don't understand, like, do you have to
• 1:04:33
  be like a Hobbit to stream in her mind?
• 1:04:35
  I kind of feel as though she is angry towards tall people and I
• 1:04:44
  don't get why. Maybe, maybe, maybe it has to do
• 1:04:48
  with the fact that, you know, she like, only comes up to here,
• 1:04:52
  you know, on me and like, you know, she's just not a threat to
• 1:04:56
  me physically. No.
• 1:04:57
  Like she could have a, she could have a gun, and I feel like I'd
• 1:05:01
  be able to figure it out before she could pull the trigger in in
• 1:05:04
  the process of trying to kill me.
• 1:05:06
  Yeah. That's really interesting.
• 1:05:07
  I I mean, I don't want to see how that would play out, but
• 1:05:10
  like, I'm really. No, I don't want her to shoot me
• 1:05:12
  either. Yeah, if like we have like a
• 1:05:13
  simulation to run that, I'd be, I'd be curious about it.
• 1:05:16
  Yeah, put someone like me in it, but not me.
• 1:05:19
  Well. I was thinking there's gonna be
• 1:05:20
  a virtual thing so we don't have to actually sacrifice anybody.
• 1:05:23
  Like, no, I, no, I, I get what you were saying.
• 1:05:26
  I get what you're saying. I'm glad.
• 1:05:27
  But like, you know, with, with the way technology is going, one
• 1:05:31
  day they could figure out how to upload us and you know, someone
• 1:05:35
  like me instead of me is going to be getting fake shot and then
• 1:05:39
  and then they're, you know, they're, they're going to die in
• 1:05:42
  the game. Well, you made me think of this.
• 1:05:45
  The experience of, you know, like where tech is going and
• 1:05:49
  being able to experience like, you know, getting shot.
• 1:05:52
  You're going to talk about what's the kind, aren't you?
• 1:05:54
  Are you talking about used to go?
• 1:05:56
  I have it already did that. I have that written down, but
• 1:05:59
  that's for later. Yeah, this is about.
• 1:06:01
  So you didn't you never played Cyberpunk, did you?
• 1:06:04
  The No, no, you don't play a lot of.
• 1:06:06
  Games one one of these days, one of these days I will.
• 1:06:09
  I heard there's a boob in that game.
• 1:06:11
  Not like. That yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:13
  I'd. Like to understand what that
• 1:06:14
  boob is? But in that game, there's these
• 1:06:16
  things called brain dances and essentially it's like a VR
• 1:06:20
  experience, but like you are essentially reliving the memory
• 1:06:24
  of somebody else and experiencing every like all 5
• 1:06:27
  senses of them during that experience.
• 1:06:29
  So like, yeah, you get, I don't know if you get introduced to it
• 1:06:32
  this way, but essentially in that in the story, you
• 1:06:37
  experience a brain dance of somebody going in and robbing a
• 1:06:40
  store and then leaving the store and getting shot and killed.
• 1:06:44
  And like you experience his like adrenaline and like his the
• 1:06:47
  feeling of getting shot and dying, like you experience all
• 1:06:50
  of it. So I'm like, would you, what
• 1:06:53
  kind of brain dance are you ordering?
• 1:06:55
  What what would you want to experience?
• 1:06:56
  Because that's like extreme, that's fucking crazy.
• 1:06:58
  But like, what would you order if you got to if you got to
• 1:07:00
  order something? I feel like I know most people's
• 1:07:02
  answers, yeah. They're immediately going like,
• 1:07:06
  I'm having lots of sex or something.
• 1:07:08
  Yeah, I think. That's what most people would
• 1:07:10
  get, yeah. That's not me.
• 1:07:12
  And and also, by the way, if you're living in Cyberpunk, I
• 1:07:16
  haven't played the game. I got to imagine there's
• 1:07:18
  freakier ways to get off than doing a brain dance.
• 1:07:22
  All right, right. But you know, and there's like
• 1:07:27
  there's a lot like a lot of weird things, like are you doing
• 1:07:29
  like a brain dance of like your buddy type of thing?
• 1:07:31
  And is, you know, like, like I want to, I want to be the father
• 1:07:34
  of his kids. I want to know what that's like.
• 1:07:37
  Because some people are thinking that like, I want to know
• 1:07:40
  everybody like to raise those kids.
• 1:07:42
  Yeah, like I'm going to beat you and you're not you're not going
• 1:07:45
  to stop me type of thing. I really hope this never becomes
• 1:07:48
  a thing, you know, in general. But my brain dance in
• 1:07:52
  particular. I'm going, I'm going someone
• 1:07:56
  that did some like fucking, you know, that guy that the Red Bull
• 1:08:00
  jump from fucking space. Oh yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm doing that guy.
• 1:08:06
  I'm picking that. Well, I'm not doing them.
• 1:08:08
  I don't, I don't know, maybe he's married.
• 1:08:09
  But I I'm picking that guy's brain experience, brain dance,
• 1:08:14
  and I'm falling from outer space onto the ground because he
• 1:08:18
  lived. So you don't like, you know, you
• 1:08:21
  know the outcome. You know you're fine.
• 1:08:23
  Yeah, like, you know, nothing would get better than that.
• 1:08:26
  Because like one of those things I've said for like my whole
• 1:08:28
  life, I was like, you know, when I'm older, I'm going to skydive.
• 1:08:32
  Like I said that when I was like 17 and in my, in my excuse, I
• 1:08:35
  was like, I have $6. Like no way I could afford to
• 1:08:38
  skydive. That's not happening.
• 1:08:39
  And then, you know, like when I got to be like, I don't know,
• 1:08:43
  like 22, when I had $40, I was like, you know, yeah, I could
• 1:08:48
  skydive right now. But you know what, like, I want
• 1:08:50
  to keep going. Like, I really want to save that
• 1:08:53
  experience. That's going to be a good one,
• 1:08:54
  right? And I kept pushing that off more
• 1:08:58
  and more. And, you know, here I am now,
• 1:09:01
  you know, early 30s, I don't want to skydive, you know what I
• 1:09:05
  mean? I don't either.
• 1:09:06
  I'll go my whole life without doing it.
• 1:09:08
  My little brain dance, I'm going into that guy that's the
• 1:09:10
  ultimate skydive. I'm going into Red Bull Man
• 1:09:13
  himself and I'm dropping down under the earth.
• 1:09:16
  So it's it's Runescapes 25th anniversary, right?
• 1:09:18
  It's the whole it's the whole thing.
• 1:09:21
  And I saw somebody, I don't know if it was like AJ mod or
• 1:09:24
  something, or maybe it was just a guy commenting on the video,
• 1:09:26
  but they were essentially like, you know, cheers to the next 25.
• 1:09:31
  Do you think Runescape's going to be around for another 25
• 1:09:33
  years? There's a chance the United
• 1:09:38
  States of America is not around 25 years.
• 1:09:40
  So I got to say I, I don't have the ability to think that far
• 1:09:47
  ahead, you know what I mean? So I would like for for that to
• 1:09:52
  be the thing. Yeah, I'll give them another
• 1:09:55
  five years for sure. Another solid five years, Yeah,
• 1:09:59
  but you know, like I would love to play this game for another 25
• 1:10:02
  years, even though that would make me like, you know, some 50
• 1:10:07
  year old man, 57 year old man playing Runescape for his whole
• 1:10:12
  life. Yeah, but.
• 1:10:14
  I don't know, dude, I don't know, you know, maybe maybe it
• 1:10:19
  can survive the test of time cuz like it really has such a
• 1:10:22
  simplistic charm. I really think they they need to
• 1:10:26
  host some sort of insane contest.
• 1:10:30
  Like they need to make something that's like so hard that like it
• 1:10:36
  takes people months to complete it.
• 1:10:38
  It's like literally like people can't do it.
• 1:10:40
  And then whoever is the first person to complete that, they
• 1:10:44
  send them to the moon. They said wow they need to send
• 1:10:49
  prize. The moment that contest gets
• 1:10:51
  announced, all eyes on Runescape.
• 1:10:54
  All eyes on Runescape, dude. Like everyone's going to want to
• 1:10:57
  know I can go to the moon for free from this company.
• 1:11:02
  How? Oh I just have to buy membership
• 1:11:06
  and become the best in the world at this game.
• 1:11:09
  A lot of people are delusional dude.
• 1:11:10
  They'll think they can do it right.
• 1:11:13
  People think I could be that guy.
• 1:11:14
  People play the lottery every day.
• 1:11:16
  It is more likely that you get struck by lightning twice, then
• 1:11:20
  you win the lottery. People play it every day.
• 1:11:23
  You got to be in it to win it. That's what people are going to
• 1:11:25
  think about this. Everyone's going to think I
• 1:11:27
  could be the guy that goes to the moon because I was good at a
• 1:11:29
  video game. That is the viral marketing
• 1:11:32
  right there. We need to do that, and I
• 1:11:35
  already know who's going to win. Five years.
• 1:11:37
  I don't know how. I mean, 25 years, the way tech's
• 1:11:41
  gone, like who knows what it's going to be looking like, but 25
• 1:11:46
  years from now, going to the moon might not even be that
• 1:11:48
  cool. Like that might just be a thing
• 1:11:50
  that people do like, oh, do you want to for our vacation this
• 1:11:53
  year, go to the moon for a second, like.
• 1:11:55
  All right, so then then they can keep this thing going for like,
• 1:12:00
  you know, months, months and months.
• 1:12:02
  It is free viral marketing for months and they can update it.
• 1:12:05
  They can be like, you know what, why?
• 1:12:06
  Who's going with you to the moon?
• 1:12:07
  If you go, we're going to get Barack Obama to go with you to
• 1:12:11
  the moon. What?
• 1:12:14
  That's what they would think. They'd think what?
• 1:12:15
  And then they would buy 12 years of membership.
• 1:12:18
  They would get so excited. They don't buy 12 months.
• 1:12:21
  They miss click on 12 years. You don't think there's anyone
• 1:12:23
  else they could choose to maybe get more incentive here?
• 1:12:26
  That's not even Jag X is in the UK.
• 1:12:28
  We were just there at their headquarters.
• 1:12:30
  Why would they choose Barack Obama?
• 1:12:31
  That like UK wouldn't care about that even.
• 1:12:34
  You're going with Obama, you're going with Akon, and you're
• 1:12:36
  going with Sydney Sweeney. Akon that's a crazy poll.
• 1:12:41
  Acons Wild. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:44
  No, no, there's no fucking way this games last another 25
• 1:12:49
  years. You don't think?
• 1:12:51
  No way. Maybe 10, maybe 10 and I think
• 1:12:56
  there will be like after the game is done I think, I think
• 1:13:00
  like private servers will keep going.
• 1:13:02
  Yeah, that's kind of how always. Happen.
• 1:13:04
  That'll always happen, but like 10 actual years.
• 1:13:07
  As they die, dude, as they. So this is kind of how I felt
• 1:13:10
  about Project Zaneris. I was like, that's eventually a
• 1:13:14
  good idea to do, but you know, maybe towards like the end of
• 1:13:21
  like like the main games life, we're going to go Minecraft
• 1:13:24
  style and we're going to rent out servers to people and that's
• 1:13:27
  how the game survives. I could see that being the next
• 1:13:30
  iteration of it if the main game ever dies.
• 1:13:33
  Yeah, 'cause there is a lot of, I remember a lot of people that
• 1:13:37
  don't play regularly like Kraken.
• 1:13:39
  He was, he would have been like prime Project Zanners, like
• 1:13:45
  hosts, host of a server sort of thing, like the, the people that
• 1:13:49
  don't play a lot would come to play a server that they can
• 1:13:53
  make. But I don't think we're there
• 1:13:55
  yet. I, I think it was probably a
• 1:13:57
  good move to not do that right now.
• 1:13:59
  I I don't think it would have gone well.
• 1:14:01
  I felt relieved. I felt relieved personally.
• 1:14:03
  Like I, I'm sure a lot of people were heartbroken by that, but
• 1:14:07
  you know, I, I kind of felt like a like relief from it because it
• 1:14:11
  just kind of felt, felt like a little too soon.
• 1:14:13
  But what do I know, dude, I'm just a guy talking to my friend
• 1:14:17
  who's talking to his friend who is being eavesdropped on by
• 1:14:21
  potentially thousands of people. Potentially.
• 1:14:24
  I was just happy that we got to do a promo for it.
• 1:14:26
  That was really funny. But even though they kind of
• 1:14:29
  butchered the presentation of IT, people kind of hated our
• 1:14:32
  guts for the way that we presented it.
• 1:14:34
  But it was still really fun for us, which is all that matter.
• 1:14:37
  You and me, right talking, talking about how they didn't
• 1:14:41
  even give us a script, they said.
• 1:14:42
  No, no. I remember, and correct me if
• 1:14:45
  I'm wrong, they literally said something to the effect of like,
• 1:14:48
  like, let your heart speak it's truth.
• 1:14:51
  It was something like that where it's like I need to look and I
• 1:14:53
  need to basically insinuate more or less what is happening.
• 1:14:57
  Yeah, insinuate's not the right word.
• 1:14:59
  It's got a negative connotation. I didn't know that insinuate had
• 1:15:02
  a negative connotation until I was at a wedding because my wife
• 1:15:06
  was in the wedding party. So we went to this hotel early.
• 1:15:09
  Yeah. And that one of the other girls
• 1:15:11
  that was in the wedding party, we like, caught each other in
• 1:15:13
  the elevator, whatever's going down.
• 1:15:14
  I don't even remember what she said, but I said something to
• 1:15:17
  the effect of like, like you'd insinuate that.
• 1:15:21
  And like, you know, I was like, yeah, I about like 30 minutes
• 1:15:24
  later, my wife calls me is like, are you mad at this girl?
• 1:15:29
  I was like, what? Why?
• 1:15:30
  Why would I be mad at her? And she's like, you told her
• 1:15:33
  that she was insinuating something.
• 1:15:35
  I was like, yeah, like I, I was joking.
• 1:15:39
  Like I was, I was saying like, like you're implying something.
• 1:15:42
  That's basically what I was trying to say.
• 1:15:43
  Yeah. And she's like, that's.
• 1:15:44
  The word you were looking for, yeah.
• 1:15:46
  And I was like, no, I thought it was like interchangeable.
• 1:15:49
  She's like, no, it's not interchangeable.
• 1:15:51
  She thinks you hate her. I was like, I didn't even use
• 1:15:54
  the word aggressively. I left a bad impression on this
• 1:15:57
  girl. I, I ended up talking to her and
• 1:15:59
  apologizing. And my wife, you know, was like,
• 1:16:01
  don't worry. He just gets words wrong
• 1:16:03
  sometimes. I'm like, well, don't say that.
• 1:16:05
  That just makes me seem like I'm always getting shit wrong.
• 1:16:08
  I just didn't know that it's like one word.
• 1:16:10
  I'm allowed to get one word wrong every now and then.
• 1:16:13
  That reminds me of that there. There's a bit in Curb Your
• 1:16:17
  Enthusiasm where he he like Larry David's on like bad terms
• 1:16:22
  with a with a girl who's who's deaf.
• 1:16:24
  So she's like always using sign language and he did something he
• 1:16:28
  didn't mean to be said something he didn't mean to be, you know,
• 1:16:31
  fucked up, but it was. And the the husband of the deaf
• 1:16:35
  girl is like, I'm like, dude, you got to like apologize to
• 1:16:38
  her. Like they're in the bathroom.
• 1:16:39
  He's he's like, you got to say something to her.
• 1:16:41
  Like she'd really appreciate if you apologize because you know,
• 1:16:44
  it would mean a lot. And he's like, OK, he starts
• 1:16:47
  drying his hands like in the dryer.
• 1:16:50
  And he's like doing this. And he accidentally signed
• 1:16:53
  something really fucked up. Like, sign language is something
• 1:16:55
  really fucked up. Like while he's just trying to
• 1:16:58
  dry his hands and the guy's just like, what the Hell's your
• 1:17:01
  problem? He storms out of the bathroom.
• 1:17:03
  Oh my God, I'm just. Drying my hands so I feel like
• 1:17:06
  that was almost the. Equivalent I was in AI was in a
• 1:17:08
  Larry David Kirby enthusiasm scenario.
• 1:17:11
  In real life, that do happen. Yeah, it it absolutely does
• 1:17:14
  happen. Just like, I don't know, people
• 1:17:16
  just they, they assume the worst.
• 1:17:18
  I guess that's just kind of how it goes, 'cause they, I mean,
• 1:17:22
  they see you and they're just like this guy, He hates my guts
• 1:17:25
  by default. It's like.
• 1:17:26
  By default. Where you're at, Yeah.
• 1:17:28
  I actually I I feel as though my default state is I don't want to
• 1:17:35
  be mean to someone I don't know, and then if I know them I also I
• 1:17:41
  also don't want to be mean. Yeah.
• 1:17:44
  That's kind of why, but. That's how you think that's
• 1:17:46
  good. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm
• 1:17:47
  thinking about whenever I'm in any social situation.
• 1:17:52
  That and then I'm thinking, I hope to God this person knows
• 1:17:56
  how to talk to other people because I can't carry a
• 1:17:59
  conversation with someone who doesn't know how to talk to
• 1:18:02
  people because then I don't know how to talk to people.
• 1:18:05
  If someone's good at talking to people, I can talk to that
• 1:18:07
  person for like 9 hours, right? But like if someone just sits
• 1:18:12
  there and they give you nothing, I'm like, I'm in like my own
• 1:18:16
  little version of hell. Like I want to leave, yeah.
• 1:18:21
  Yeah, I think you get, you don't give yourself enough credit.
• 1:18:23
  I think you're pretty good at carrying conversations, at least
• 1:18:26
  in the environments I've seen you in.
• 1:18:27
  Because like once you get going, there's no stopping you.
• 1:18:30
  It's, it's a, it's a train. It just keeps going.
• 1:18:33
  I, I kind of do like this little test with people sometimes
• 1:18:36
  depending on like if I, if I feel as though, you know,
• 1:18:40
  there's someone I can talk to in a much more light hearted,
• 1:18:45
  funny, candid way. And I did this test on Kraken
• 1:18:49
  because obviously you're friends with Kraken.
• 1:18:52
  And by default I was like, if Jimmy's friends with this guy,
• 1:18:56
  then this guy is like someone I can probably easily talk to.
• 1:19:01
  Let's test this theory. So I told him that like an
• 1:19:05
  intrusive thought I had as one of the first things.
• 1:19:08
  Yeah, yeah. Within like the first 5 minutes
• 1:19:11
  I basically said to him like dude, you ever just meet someone
• 1:19:16
  and you know you're talking to him and things are going well
• 1:19:18
  and like you just get that thought.
• 1:19:20
  Like I could knock this guy out right now.
• 1:19:22
  One punch across the face and you're not sitting there
• 1:19:26
  thinking like that's what I want to do.
• 1:19:27
  You don't want to do that. I have never hit someone across
• 1:19:30
  the face actually in my whole life.
• 1:19:33
  I'm not hitting people and I never have.
• 1:19:36
  So I told, I told him that and then he immediately goes, Is
• 1:19:39
  that what you want to do to me? Like you want to punch me in the
• 1:19:42
  face? That does sound exactly like
• 1:19:44
  what you were saying, to be fair.
• 1:19:46
  Immediately upon meeting, of course, for the first time.
• 1:19:49
  And I didn't even hear that until it was like kind of said
• 1:19:52
  out loud. And I was like, I was like, to
• 1:19:55
  be honest with you, like, and I was actually thinking about the
• 1:19:59
  CEO of Jack XI was that's what I was thinking and not like, and I
• 1:20:05
  liked them. I also had that same thought for
• 1:20:07
  my first job. This guy was so nice.
• 1:20:10
  He taught me how to build websites and everything.
• 1:20:12
  Like I'll take you guys on a vacation and stuff.
• 1:20:14
  Like, you know, I'll get you help you manage your own
• 1:20:16
  clients. Like, you know, we're really
• 1:20:18
  gonna build that like out all of this.
• 1:20:20
  Like he bought me lunch and everything.
• 1:20:22
  He's grooming you. You got groomed.
• 1:20:23
  Yeah. Well, no, not like that.
• 1:20:25
  He was just a genuinely nice guy.
• 1:20:27
  He was. Yeah, he.
• 1:20:28
  Was sure that's what he wanted. Grooming.
• 1:20:29
  Yeah, sure. Grooming in the sense that he
• 1:20:31
  wanted me to help him run his business.
• 1:20:34
  So I guess sure in the in the least closer to dog grooming
• 1:20:39
  than the other kind. More of like pampering.
• 1:20:42
  That's what I would say he was. He was pampering.
• 1:20:44
  Well, you you pamper a dog when you groom him.
• 1:20:47
  Yeah, groomers say they pamper is what they that's what they
• 1:20:50
  use when they're. So you're implying that they're
• 1:20:51
  like, they're getting some on the side with the dog.
• 1:20:53
  I understand that. But, you know, aside, aside from
• 1:20:56
  your theory about what happens at these places, Yeah.
• 1:20:59
  He was just sitting there talking to me, showing me how to
• 1:21:01
  do this website. And, like, he was really patient
• 1:21:04
  with me. He was, like, really kind.
• 1:21:06
  And then I thought to myself, I could just punch him across the
• 1:21:08
  face and ruin this entire friendship and relationship
• 1:21:11
  right now. I really could.
• 1:21:13
  Yeah, and and that was more so akin to the thought I had of
• 1:21:17
  like, there is zero part of me that wants to this guy's nothing
• 1:21:20
  but nice. I like this guy.
• 1:21:22
  This is one of those things where like you get that thought
• 1:21:24
  and you're like, why did I think that?
• 1:21:26
  Like, I don't like that. And and that's kind of where I
• 1:21:28
  was going with with Kraken when I was like talking to him.
• 1:21:31
  I was like, let's see if he has these thoughts too, right?
• 1:21:34
  Let's see if that's a normal human thought of like, you get a
• 1:21:37
  weird intrusive thought. And then he just made me feel
• 1:21:39
  bad about it. He's like, what, you want to
• 1:21:41
  hate me? I was like, that's not it,
• 1:21:43
  that's not it. I'm thinking about something.
• 1:21:44
  He. He absolutely applied to the,
• 1:21:48
  you know, the criteria of what you were talking about.
• 1:21:49
  Absolutely. You just met him.
• 1:21:51
  You just met him. And you asked if he had ever
• 1:21:54
  felt like punching someone he just met.
• 1:21:56
  Yeah. And.
• 1:21:57
  And more so, it was more so for me, I guess the thought process
• 1:22:00
  was like, I could ruin my entire career right now, if you can
• 1:22:04
  even call it that. Yeah, I could ruin that by by
• 1:22:07
  punching the CEO across the face.
• 1:22:10
  But why would I do that? I like him.
• 1:22:12
  Also, it would ruin your life. It would ruin your life.
• 1:22:14
  I really hope he doesn't hear. This.
• 1:22:16
  Because he will. He will.
• 1:22:17
  He's. Watching.
• 1:22:18
  No, no, That guy, I hope he's not.
• 1:22:21
  He is Jagic. Sorry.
• 1:22:22
  I hope you're not watching. I don't know if he says yeah,
• 1:22:25
  he's like such a nice guy. He likes me.
• 1:22:28
  I like him. He really want like, he loves
• 1:22:30
  the game, you know? He loves both games.
• 1:22:32
  You know, he's like a great person for this role, right?
• 1:22:36
  Yeah. And like, I had a lot of nice
• 1:22:39
  thoughts about him. Then I was like, you know, just
• 1:22:43
  that crazy little thought comes in and it's like, it's like a
• 1:22:46
  thought that's it's like, it's here.
• 1:22:47
  You're like, what the fuck you. You blow it away.
• 1:22:51
  And then the rest of the conversation is lovely.
• 1:22:54
  But for the record, you know, he's probably correctly thinking
• 1:22:59
  this. If he is hearing this, he could
• 1:23:00
  knock my ass out. That dude's huge.
• 1:23:03
  Easily. Dude, yeah, that that dude.
• 1:23:05
  He'd One Punch Man made and I'd be dead.
• 1:23:08
  Yeah, we should have a conversation with him and film
• 1:23:10
  it. And really by accident?
• 1:23:12
  Yeah. Do you?
• 1:23:13
  Think he would? Do you think he would?
• 1:23:14
  Maybe I think, I think we could convince him because I I wanted
• 1:23:17
  to talk to him. I kept telling him.
• 1:23:18
  I kept, I kept telling him, I'm like, dude, we need to talk like
• 1:23:22
  together. I haven't gotten a chance to
• 1:23:23
  like one-on-one. It was always when I was on my
• 1:23:25
  way with people to somewhere else and I was like, dude, we
• 1:23:27
  gotta, I haven't gotten to like talk with you yet.
• 1:23:29
  You've been talking to everybody.
• 1:23:30
  I haven't gotten to talk to you. And we never got to the whole
• 1:23:32
  time. There was never a second SO.
• 1:23:34
  Yeah, that's a nice one. I once with him.
• 1:23:36
  He's a, he's a good dude. I really do think he's a good
• 1:23:38
  dude. Oh yeah.
• 1:23:40
  I, I think people have a lot of a lot of thoughts about that
• 1:23:44
  guy. I like him, you know.
• 1:23:47
  Yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah, I think basically everyone
• 1:23:51
  there including like the impression I got, including from
• 1:23:55
  like the J mods that like the people that work there, I really
• 1:23:58
  got the impression that basically everyone there really
• 1:24:01
  did have like a lot of respect for him.
• 1:24:05
  And you know, without going too much into it, that guy's got a
• 1:24:08
  hard job. That's all I'm going to say.
• 1:24:11
  And I and I will never punch him across the face because he
• 1:24:14
  would, he would ruin me and he'd be right.
• 1:24:16
  I. Forgot to bring this up.
• 1:24:17
  I forgot to bring it up. I have to go get it downstairs
• 1:24:19
  because this is really cool. Hold on, I have to bring it.
• 1:24:22
  I got a nose hitch I've been trying to wait on You can't hear
• 1:24:25
  me but. Dude, J mods are going to have
• 1:24:28
  to get through all of this shit to get to the part they probably
• 1:24:31
  want to hear. Good luck to them.
• 1:24:34
  Hope hope they're here. But yeah, the I and got a copy
• 1:24:37
  of betrayal at Falador and this is like first edition.
• 1:24:42
  It's like the last one on Amazon or something.
• 1:24:44
  But I brought it and I've got like a shit ton of the mods to
• 1:24:50
  to sign it. I got like Sween.
• 1:24:52
  I got Elena on there. Ayiza mod Ash.
• 1:24:56
  Look at that shit mod Ash dude. They all like they, we put it on
• 1:25:00
  a table and they all all signed it.
• 1:25:02
  And I was talking to like it was when I was upstairs, I was
• 1:25:08
  talking like Mod Ash about this book and I was telling him the
• 1:25:13
  second book in the series, there's only one copy available
• 1:25:18
  on Amazon and it's 500 dollars, $555.
• 1:25:24
  And I wasn't going to buy that. So Maud Elena said, oh, I have a
• 1:25:29
  copy of it at home. And she literally, I went in to
• 1:25:32
  record the podcast with Aeiza and Sween and she just left it
• 1:25:36
  on the the chair when I walked in.
• 1:25:39
  It's just a note to Jimmy and Joy from.
• 1:25:42
  Oh my God. And she gave me her a copy of
• 1:25:45
  Return to Return to Canafis. That was awesome.
• 1:25:49
  She was really nice. She's.
• 1:25:50
  Incredibly nice. Dude that was like, that was so
• 1:25:52
  sweet. Dude, do you ever have like this
• 1:25:55
  whole this thing where you're like, because there's like,
• 1:25:59
  there used to be like 10 J mods, you know, like, like basically
• 1:26:03
  like a very short list of J mods.
• 1:26:05
  Yeah, right. And then there's more and more J
• 1:26:08
  mods that join. And it's like, I do a pretty
• 1:26:09
  good job at remembering names. But like, for the most part,
• 1:26:12
  like I'm, I'm bad with names and like, I'm really good with
• 1:26:15
  faces. I, I, I'm like, I'm like an
• 1:26:17
  elephant. I'll remember a face, Right.
• 1:26:20
  But I think do you remember? Faces.
• 1:26:22
  Is that a thing? I don't know, maybe they
• 1:26:24
  remember passwords or some shit, but like I'm, I see a face and
• 1:26:29
  then I remember it almost always That's I'm very good with that,
• 1:26:34
  right? I saw Acorn and she was like
• 1:26:37
  looking at me and I just kind of sat there looking at her like
• 1:26:39
  this for like 10 seconds. It was probably like 4 but I
• 1:26:43
  felt like 10 seconds like. Very creepy, yeah.
• 1:26:45
  And I'm like what the fuck is her name?
• 1:26:49
  Like what is her J mod name right?
• 1:26:52
  Yeah, you. Were you were sitting next to me
• 1:26:55
  too? I'm pretty.
• 1:26:55
  Sure. I remember the whole thing,
• 1:26:56
  yeah. You never want to be the guy
• 1:26:58
  that forgets someone's name and you're like, oh, you didn't
• 1:27:00
  fucking Remember Me. It's like, no, I did.
• 1:27:02
  I remembered you. I remembered your face, but I
• 1:27:04
  just didn't remember your name because I'm bad with it.
• 1:27:06
  And like I'm just sitting there. I'm still panicking.
• 1:27:09
  I'm not thinking with my right mind, she said oak tree.
• 1:27:11
  So I'm just thinking I was like mod oak after she already said A
• 1:27:16
  and C. Dude, she hated your guts.
• 1:27:19
  She hated your guts. You to leave.
• 1:27:21
  Hated my guts and then when she realized that we're in like like
• 1:27:24
  the little groups to talk about Fuck me sideways slug or
• 1:27:28
  whatever it was called. Fuck my slug life, yeah.
• 1:27:31
  Fuck my yeah, fuck my slug life. She's like Oh my God, like I
• 1:27:35
  don't want to fucking talk about fuck my slug life with this.
• 1:27:39
  OK, we've been talking way too long, so we're going to stop.
• 1:27:44
  We're going to stop the conversation that people happen
• 1:27:47
  to be listening to. That's not not a podcast.
• 1:27:50
  It's weird. Not really what people have been
• 1:27:53
  saying. I surely hope not.
• 1:27:55
  I hope that's just a a rumor. And we, we, we would have some
• 1:27:58
  names for this if it was a podcast, but it's not.
• 1:28:01
  Yeah, we'd we'd have a name and ever if this was a podcast, we'd
• 1:28:04
  have a, we'd have a name, we'd have a brand, a logo.
• 1:28:07
  And I don't see any of that here, so.
• 1:28:11
  Leave a like and a comment. Now talk about fuck my slug life
• 1:28:14
  if you want to see it, you know. Yeah.
• 1:28:19
  And don't worry, I mean, you're going to see it.
• 1:28:20
  It's in the content reveal. You'll see.
• 1:28:22
  You'll see it. Winter.
• 1:28:23
  Winter summit's coming. No, it's in the summer summit
• 1:28:25
  that's there. It's an early development.
• 1:28:27
  In the summer, yeah, you'll see it in the.
• 1:28:28
  Summer You don't see it in the winter summit the.
• 1:28:30
  Slug summer's coming the. Slug Mint.
• 1:28:33
  It's a slug mint dude chewing in.
• 1:28:35
  OK, goodbye.