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OUTRO: The Taranaki Recap · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get a.
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  Speaker 2: Fellas, Get a jas Hey you game team?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good man, I'm tired.
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  Speaker 4: I just.
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  Speaker 2: What's the matter, babe?
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  Speaker 5: Just the extraordinary amount of food you shovel it is
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  Speaker 5: quite phenomenal.
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  Speaker 2: What am I eating today?
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  Speaker 4: You had a big buffet breakfast?
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  Speaker 2: What did you have you in your breakfast?
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  Speaker 4: I had a slither of bacon, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Saw, but it wasn't a sliver, a sliver with a.
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  Speaker 5: I only had one piece and I didn't even eat
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  Speaker 5: all of it. Two hashies, yes, they are small hashies, all.
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  Speaker 2: The same size, those hashies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, little little triangles. And two patrig eggs.
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  Speaker 6: And two patiggs. Any toast or just the hashis there?
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  Speaker 6: I had one hash brown, two pieces of toast, two
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  Speaker 6: poached eggs, and some bacon. That's all I've eaten until
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  Speaker 6: the sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: No, you just had a big bowl.
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  Speaker 2: I throw it in the bin, Grace.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't risk it.
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  Speaker 6: It was a chicken breast with salad, and I'd been
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  Speaker 6: in my bag since about this time yesterday had been
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  Speaker 6: in my suitcase, I was.
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  Speaker 3: In your suitcase?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 6: And so my idea was only stake because I was
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  Speaker 6: gonna keep my protein up. But then we had sort
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  Speaker 6: of free meals here, didn't we? And then I felt
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  Speaker 6: and then today I thought to myself, I thought, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. So I googled it and the Regan's
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  Speaker 6: two hours you can leave cook checking out and it's fucked.
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  Speaker 4: Really only that.
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  Speaker 7: To me, that seems like bulls how long it takes
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  Speaker 7: to cool down. My wife don't worry about it. No,
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  Speaker 7: she's hyper alert when it comes to leaving food out.
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  Speaker 7: So you'll cook like some mints, right, No, you're cooks
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  Speaker 7: and porkmant's right, And it's got some sauce and stuff
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  Speaker 7: and maybe having a stir fry with noodles, and you've cooked,
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  Speaker 7: it's sitting on the top of the oven.
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  Speaker 3: You're eating your dinner.
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  Speaker 7: And then it'll be like cool, can keep it in
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  Speaker 7: the fridge, like now before we all die of food poisoning.
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  Speaker 7: And it's like, well, you could leave that out overnight
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  Speaker 7: and it would.
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  Speaker 2: Be fine, It would be totally fine. But cool down.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, let it cool down first exactly, and then you
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  Speaker 7: just you knuke it and it's sweet.
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  Speaker 5: Airs man, I think your wife has anxiety issues.
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  Speaker 6: You're telling me, because you've also got an issue now
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  Speaker 6: where you're going on holiday and there's been these people
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  Speaker 6: that have tragically been killed as a result of methanol
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  Speaker 6: poisoning in Loo, which.
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  Speaker 7: Is fair enough because Lao is right above where we're going.
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  Speaker 7: That's right, and the place they were as similar to
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  Speaker 7: some of the places we are going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 6: So she's saying only bottle beer is allowed now, bottles
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  Speaker 6: or cans now for Kezy.
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  Speaker 2: The rules have been set. They have they have? Is
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  Speaker 2: that what she texts you?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she messages me and that we had a discussion
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  Speaker 7: about it, and she's like, no, no, I was just
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  Speaker 7: as very sad. I just don't want it to happen.
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  Speaker 7: So but we did decide those girls got free shots
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  Speaker 7: at the.
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  Speaker 2: Bar ah, did they? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: And so well obviously, And to be honest, she only
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  Speaker 7: really drinks wine, so and I only drink beer.
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  Speaker 5: And to be honest, you'll live. It's fucked anyway. So
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  Speaker 5: you'd be able to overpower Yeah, yeah, I reckon. That'd
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  Speaker 5: just be like pestwarded to you. What's going on with
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  Speaker 5: my headphones.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it was just slightly tangled, man.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing to get really upset about. Nothing to derail the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: There.
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  Speaker 4: I was loving to go down there. Actually, that's I
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  Speaker 4: enjoyed a naki.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful, you enjoy it. Okay, Well let's go over
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  Speaker 2: what we did there out my window.
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  Speaker 6: Ard went to in me, went to a cafe, went
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  Speaker 6: to the hotel, went to the bar, went to the
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  Speaker 6: hotel wairs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, true story. Actually I was standing in my lounge.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently you feel us didn't get a lounge in your homes.
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  Speaker 5: I was standing in my lounge just staring out at
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  Speaker 5: the houses there because it was in You're just looking
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  Speaker 5: out over Suberbia. And then right in front of my
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  Speaker 5: eyes was the fucking beautiful mountain on a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 5: And I'd been steering up there for hours and I
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  Speaker 5: hadn't even seen it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how pestpoor.
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  Speaker 2: Is that you didn't look up plane?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I have.
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  Speaker 5: I rang reception and said, I mean, steering out of
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  Speaker 5: these fucking windows for hours, I only just noticed the mountain.
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  Speaker 4: What's that about?
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  Speaker 3: Did you have to pay for Pokeson's coke?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: How much?
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  Speaker 2: For fifty five?
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  Speaker 3: Fifty five fifty for a can of coke.
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  Speaker 6: Do you notice that they do that at your Indian
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  Speaker 6: takeaways there when you get a delivery of Indian food
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  Speaker 6: cans of coca a five bucks?
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  Speaker 2: You mean like an uber?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's why we've started and wrought.
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  Speaker 4: It is a wrought, well loose.
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  Speaker 7: We'll get like a box of coke zeros which we're
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  Speaker 7: just keeping the fridge for a Fwhere.
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  Speaker 5: Is that because she doesn't want to eat cocaud of a drink,
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  Speaker 5: cocaud of a bottle?
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  Speaker 3: Geezy, Okay, Jason, that's not at all.
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  Speaker 2: It's not even funny. It's in career.
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  Speaker 7: The other reason it's funny is because you guys are laughing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 7: Radio Hierarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Good Time down there. There was a young fellow that
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  Speaker 6: we'd like to try and get a hold of him.
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  Speaker 6: If you're listening to this, pug Son pug soon won't
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  Speaker 6: be heavy because he's lost his ear.
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  Speaker 2: Pop, I feel sorry, sorry about that. I sorry to
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  Speaker 2: remind you about that, pug Son.
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  Speaker 4: How much are they worth?
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  Speaker 2: Fifty?
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  Speaker 4: Seriously?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got to buy something actually quite a ball
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  Speaker 6: like that, and I'm not happy about that price. But
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  Speaker 6: and the only reason I haven't brought them is because
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  Speaker 6: I didn't realize that they had GPS thing is in them,
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  Speaker 6: because I thought I am going to just fucking They're
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  Speaker 6: as good as gone, yes, lost, but you can track
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  Speaker 6: them like your iPhone, so that's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: So that is good.
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  Speaker 6: I was telling my wife good noise canceling because of
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  Speaker 6: the birds at my house.
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  Speaker 5: I was telling my wife and child the other day
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  Speaker 5: when we were in Sydney, actually mogi about your Was
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  Speaker 5: it your phone that you left in the uber? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And then you were like at in New Zealand and
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  Speaker 5: then it was like traveling all over the place.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, and you're going fun. Why is the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: I lifted in New Zealand and it was driving.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was good. It was good to go back. Great,
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  Speaker 5: shut up, they've got down there and they're all bad.
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  Speaker 5: Great pub is good food there, yeah, mate, very good.
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  Speaker 5: But young mate there. We ran into him when we
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  Speaker 5: were leaving. What j didn't we Yes, Piste off his
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  Speaker 5: head eighteen years old. He'd just been thrown out of
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  Speaker 5: his car by his missus because he'd got his fierce
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  Speaker 5: ever tattoo backbone and not small font. Might I say
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  Speaker 5: it was quite large on the top of his kids
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  Speaker 5: get on the top of his thigh.
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  Speaker 7: The tatoists. He said, I can't do backbone in that font. Obvious,
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  Speaker 7: it's quite big. Yeah, so beg it was he would
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  Speaker 7: have said that and goes like, yeah, make it big.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and his missus said, well, his missus was the
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  Speaker 6: scut by the she was and you know, yeah, fair
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  Speaker 6: enough there, And so then he had to walk home
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  Speaker 6: or get an over. He said that he was in
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  Speaker 6: a state of disbelief. I think he'd be a bit
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  Speaker 6: more understanding of what transpired when he woke up this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I was going to say he was actually
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  Speaker 5: quite distressed about it all. But he was distressed about
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  Speaker 5: the fact that he couldn't understand why his partner was
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  Speaker 5: so distressed about it.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't quite get it. Yeah, I couldn't quite.
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  Speaker 5: Get it exactly what he said, because it's not appropriate.
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  Speaker 7: But that signals to her that he could be an idiot,
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  Speaker 7: you know what, isn't it?
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, anything could happen with this feller, and yeah,
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  Speaker 6: she'll be having a good think about things i'd imagine.
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  Speaker 6: But as we were sort of talking about off year,
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  Speaker 6: you know, that tattoos with him forever, and in twenty
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  Speaker 6: thirty years time, when somebody asked him about it, he's
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  Speaker 6: going to have to say, oh, yeah, there was this
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  Speaker 6: radio show in twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they used to say backbone.
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  Speaker 5: Right right, So that's why, Yeah, that's why he got
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  Speaker 5: a massive tattoo of.
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  Speaker 6: It on your on your league and God bless them,
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  Speaker 6: God bless them for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, backbone maneva classic.
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  Speaker 5: Because my brother in law who said no longer with us,
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  Speaker 5: he when he was a young fellow and it was
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  Speaker 5: in the party mode, got a massive tattoo on her
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  Speaker 5: shoulder of people of the fingers and massively regretted it,
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  Speaker 5: I think, and his dad was like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 5: is he doing thinking?
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  Speaker 4: And he's, ah, well.
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  Speaker 7: There's the problem, right is you get mostly a lot
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  Speaker 7: of people get the tatos in.
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  Speaker 3: The twenties and when they esteemed that's that's.
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  Speaker 7: What the guy working at the bar was like, are
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  Speaker 7: you gonna get a tet Have you got any tet on?
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  Speaker 3: Any tattoos? He's like, would you get one?
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  Speaker 2: You get one?
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  Speaker 7: Tony No's I got my fast one Thailand. I was wasted, yea,
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  Speaker 7: and the guy tattooing me was wasted.
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 5: Funnily enough, I was talking to one of my girls
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  Speaker 5: the other day and she's covered in TETs and I
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  Speaker 5: was talking to her about a tax and I said, oh, what,
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  Speaker 5: what what about that one?
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  Speaker 4: What was that one? She goes, I fucking hate that one.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, but that one there though, Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: I fucking she hated.
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  Speaker 2: All of them.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, well, why did you get them if
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  Speaker 5: you hate them?
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? She has literally probably got.
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  Speaker 6: About I imagine she's come to hate them, I guess, so, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I hate that, to.
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  Speaker 4: Be honest, she designed her own.
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  Speaker 7: But things you're in like now that I'm thirty three,
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  Speaker 7: things I was into ten years ago twenty three when
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  Speaker 7: you might have got a tattoo, I now think it's stupid.
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  Speaker 7: So like whatever, I would have got tattooed on my
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  Speaker 7: body a sleeve.
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  Speaker 6: But the culture has changed as well, because nobody people
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  Speaker 6: would even ask what's tatoo's meaning because they don't mean
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  Speaker 6: anything at all.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone's and also way more people have them now, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: what do you think I should get?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry a sleeve or I reckon you should get like
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  Speaker 5: blue balls, just get your balls.
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  Speaker 3: Just like. That's not even funny. I just bulls tattooed blue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah what how was that? It's going to be a
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  Speaker 2: long show.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, hey you look awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Keys, Yeah, we'll be and I will.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do it.
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  Speaker 4: Do it in Laos, Jake, when you're slipping on that can.
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  Speaker 3: Can Bodia, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 7: Can Bodia listen to the hod Acku Big Show four
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  Speaker 7: or seven.
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  Speaker 3: It's better than this ship.