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- 0:01Speaker 1: Prayers out to Pope Leo. Yes, yes, indeed.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Yes, indeed.
- 0:06Speaker 1: This is what I never understood about the Pope, right?
- 0:08Speaker 1: This is what I never, they're supposed to be the
- 0:10Speaker 1: holiest man on the internet. But yet they ride around
- 0:14Speaker 1: in that bulletproof Popemobile. So, like, if the worst thing
- 0:19Speaker 1: that happened is if you leave this earth, you go
- 0:21Speaker 1: right to heaven, you're right at the right hand of God,
- 0:22Speaker 1: why would you? Yeah.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Unless it's something secretive that we don't know about.
- 0:26Speaker 1: If you are the Pope and you're in a bulletproof Popemobile,
- 0:30Speaker 1: you're hedging your bets.
- 0:35Speaker 3: Well, you did say one time one pope was a bouncer,
- 0:38Speaker 3: which means he was at the club a lot.
- 0:40Speaker 1: This pope. Oh, this pope.
- 0:41Speaker 2: No, the one before that.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:43Speaker 2: So, you know, sometimes they have a secret.
- 0:45Speaker 1: He was a bouncer at a nightclub.
- 0:46Speaker 5: You ain't got to get out of there, but you
- 0:47Speaker 5: got to go home. Oh, money pop, last call. Pop
- 0:55Speaker 5: that coochie.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Don't say that.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Not in the same sentence as the Pope.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Why, baby?
- 0:59Speaker 2: I feel uncomfortable.
- 1:00Speaker 6: Why, baby?
- 1:01Speaker 1: I feel uncomfortable.
- 1:02Speaker 7: Why?
- 1:02Speaker 2: That means that.
- 1:03Speaker 3: Holy water he throwing on me ain't so holy. It
- 1:06Speaker 3: might have a little something in it. Two for one
- 1:08Speaker 3: drink special. No, that's a good one. That's a good one.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Shake what your mama gave you. Do it until you're satisfied.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Where am I scamming at? Spin that s * * *, Neola.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Hey there, s * * *.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:39Speaker 1: There it is.
- 1:40Speaker 8: Welcome to the state of cinema.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Why this church got glitter everywhere? Shut up.
- 1:48Speaker 9: Oh, no.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Smell like vanilla in here.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Shut up, St. Augustine. Just get to it. Remember, it
- 1:54Speaker 1: is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and early voting. Make sure
- 1:57Speaker 1: you vote. Remember all them shoe woody ass that you
- 2:00Speaker 1: listened to last time or you're not hearing? Have you
- 2:02Speaker 1: ever noticed since they hit that bot form you're not
- 2:04Speaker 1: hearing as many from them anymore?
- 2:05Speaker 4: No.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Not at all.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Not at all.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Nope.
- 2:08Speaker 1: That's why your gas $ 7. Listen to them dope goopies. Yep.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Now you feel stupid, don't you? Probably not.
- 2:16Speaker 1: So, of course, happy birthday, Jennifer Freeman, for my wife
- 2:20Speaker 1: and kids. Happy birthday to Willis McGahee. Remember he got
- 2:22Speaker 1: hurt in that bowl game?
- 2:23Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:24Speaker 1: But still had a good career. Happy birthday to Eddie Jones.
- 2:27Speaker 1: He's passed on, right? Eddie Jones.
- 2:29Speaker 6: Eddie Jones, a basketball player? He used to play for
- 2:30Speaker 6: the Lakers?
- 2:31Speaker 1: Who somebody passed on? It wasn't Eddie Jones.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I don't think it was Eddie Jones.
- 2:34Speaker 1: No, it wasn't Eddie Jones. Happy birthday to BG from
- 2:37Speaker 1: the Hot Boys. Happy birthday to Asante Black when they
- 2:40Speaker 1: see us. Happy birthday to Rodney Hood. Happy birthday to
- 2:42Speaker 1: Sonny Houston. I was just with her. Happy birthday, Sonny.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Kamala Harris. Happy birthday.
- 2:48Speaker 4: To who?
- 2:49Speaker 1: Kamala. I said it like the wife.
- 2:50Speaker 6: Kamala.
- 2:52Speaker 1: I said it like the wife.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Kamala.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Kamala. That's what they're trying to piss her off.
- 2:57Speaker 2: And they put, yeah.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Tom Petty. That's Possum. It's happy birthday
- 3:01Speaker 1: to Mickey Mantle. Happy birthday to Bella Lacoste. Happy birthday
- 3:03Speaker 1: to Bill Nunn. Radio Raheem, of course. Happy birthday to
- 3:06Speaker 1: Jelly Roll Morton, the first great jazz composer, had the
- 3:10Speaker 1: first jazz composition to be published. Welcome to the show.
- 3:14Speaker 1: We got a great show lined up for you. Jasmine
- 3:16Speaker 1: will tell us what's trending. I, for my part, am
- 3:18Speaker 1: going to have a little note from the GED section
- 3:20Speaker 1: on the D.L. Hughley Show. Jazz Miami. Tell these good
- 3:27Speaker 1: people what's trending.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Now we got white Karen males, one of which is
- 3:32Speaker 3: a story that's trending about a black father who decided
- 3:34Speaker 3: to take his son fishing. In his own neighborhood, by
- 3:37Speaker 3: the way. And, you know, they toss the pole, the
- 3:42Speaker 3: line into the thing. They sit down, enjoy some father-son time.
- 3:46Speaker 3: And look who comes. Two white men telling them they
- 3:48Speaker 3: can't be there. They got to prove that they need
- 3:50Speaker 3: to be there and all the things. He's like, I'm
- 3:52Speaker 3: in my own neighborhood.
- 3:53Speaker 1: How about kiss my a * *?
- 3:54Speaker 2: Why y'all up in my face?
- 3:55Speaker 3: Same thing happened to another couple who was sitting in
- 3:57Speaker 3: their yard enjoying a nice meal.
- 3:59Speaker 2: You know, trying to be romantic. It's raining and whatnot.
- 4:02Speaker 2: They own the house, by the way. They're in the driveway.
- 4:04Speaker 3: And here comes a police officer up into the driveway
- 4:08Speaker 3: asking them, we need to know some ID. And he's like, man,
- 4:11Speaker 3: I'm in my drive.
- 4:12Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 4:13Speaker 2: Turn into a thing.
- 4:14Speaker 3: And finally, all these other cops come and they realize
- 4:18Speaker 3: it's his house.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Do you think they apologize? Absolutely.
- 4:21Speaker 1: No, they wouldn't have to apologize. You'll be talking to
- 4:23Speaker 1: a precious metal director.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Very soon. Very soon.
- 4:26Speaker 1: It'll be a silver, Mr. Silver, Mr. Gold on the line.
- 4:29Speaker 9: Mr.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Silver, Mr.
- 4:29Speaker 7: Gold.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Yes, it will.
- 4:31Speaker 2: The other thing trending.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Somebody from the temple will be making contact with you,
- 4:35Speaker 1: baby boy.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Kanye West is trying to clear up rumors that his daughter, Northwest,
- 4:39Speaker 3: who's very young, 13 as a matter of fact, is
- 4:42Speaker 3: not dating a 26-year-old, as social media would have you believe,
- 4:45Speaker 3: but apparently not.
- 4:46Speaker 2: There were some pictures posted of.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Her and a guy and she's showing, I guess, the
- 4:50Speaker 3: text messages from her father about, you know, take all
- 4:53Speaker 3: of this stuff down. And she's like, if you, you know,
- 4:56Speaker 3: he says, if you don't, I'm going to take away your,
- 4:58Speaker 3: your allowance. And, you know, he's saying all of that
- 5:00Speaker 3: stuff is, is absolutely not true.
- 5:02Speaker 1: It's not real.
- 5:03Speaker 3: It was all AI, which is a scary thing, but
- 5:05Speaker 3: something that's not AI. That's very important to share. I
- 5:08Speaker 3: think during October being breast cancer awareness month, there are
- 5:11Speaker 3: a lot of black men sharing their stories about breast
- 5:14Speaker 3: cancer and how it is true. that black men not
- 5:17Speaker 3: only get cancer, but also get breast cancer and early diagnosis.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Men period.
- 5:22Speaker 3: But you know, black men typically are the last ones
- 5:24Speaker 3: to talk about these types of things. And so they're
- 5:26Speaker 3: sharing their stories with the hope of encouraging black men
- 5:29Speaker 3: to get tested. So, While you got your little, you
- 5:32Speaker 3: and Junior's got your little ta-ta, say save lives.
- 5:35Speaker 2: The women going to get together and we going to
- 5:36Speaker 2: do ours too.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:37Speaker 6: Check everything too.
- 5:39Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 5:39Speaker 6: Why are you here? Don't stop there.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Check everything.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Check my groin.
- 5:43Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. All that. I don't care
- 5:48Speaker 1: about my toes.
- 5:50Speaker 2: We're checking everything just to make sure.
- 5:52Speaker 1: And your wallet. We're going to check everything.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Make sure everything is in line.
- 5:55Speaker 1: My wallet is inflamed.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Oh, God.
- 6:00Speaker 1: That's what's trending. So fall is in the air and
- 6:03Speaker 1: it's that time of year in the electoral process where
- 6:06Speaker 1: Donald Trump rolls out shoe booty darkies to be the
- 6:09Speaker 1: du jour. Whether it's ex-athletes or entertainers or even having
- 6:13Speaker 1: journalists over for dinner. It's interesting that Stephen A. Smith
- 6:17Speaker 1: went to dinner with Kid Rock. He went to dinner
- 6:19Speaker 1: with Bill Maher and he went to and he was
- 6:23Speaker 1: also there. And I would say that Stephen A. Smith
- 6:26Speaker 1: is the black Bill Maher. I don't care that you
- 6:30Speaker 1: go to dinner. It's interesting. And you should always listen
- 6:33Speaker 1: to people. You should always have conversations with people. But
- 6:36Speaker 1: what I find interesting is Donald Trump seems to be
- 6:39Speaker 1: able to suss out who he can insult that will
- 6:42Speaker 1: still come groveling back to him. He has a whole
- 6:44Speaker 1: pantheon of those people, whether it's little Marco or Ted
- 6:48Speaker 1: Cruz or whether it was Lindsey Graham. Or whether it
- 6:51Speaker 1: was J.D. Vance who called him a Nazi. All of
- 6:54Speaker 1: a sudden, all these people who he's insulted find their
- 6:57Speaker 1: way in their orbit. And now you have Stephen A.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Smith at a dinner with him. What I also find interesting,
- 7:03Speaker 1: everything we know about that dinner, we know because Stephen
- 7:05Speaker 1: sold us. When Donald Trump didn't make any announcement, when
- 7:07Speaker 1: Donald Trump came out and said, they pretend not to
- 7:09Speaker 1: like me, but they really are very fond of me.
- 7:12Speaker 1: More than anything else, why is it that the people
- 7:15Speaker 1: who are supposed to meet with Trump and to talk
- 7:18Speaker 1: to him, what happens to the efficacy? Has anything you
- 7:20Speaker 1: ever talked to him about ever happened? Has anybody ever
- 7:23Speaker 1: went to dinner and had and changed his mind? Because
- 7:25Speaker 1: if that is not the case, then you are just
- 7:27Speaker 1: having dinner and serving yourself. And why is it that
- 7:32Speaker 1: so many people who have a history of having a
- 7:34Speaker 1: disdain for us feel so comfortable talking to Stephen A.
- 7:38Speaker 9: Smith?
- 7:39Speaker 1: Well, I don't care. People that have a history of
- 7:41Speaker 1: having this thing for us. I don't care if it's Tatum.
- 7:45Speaker 1: I don't care if it's Sean Hannity. I don't care
- 7:48Speaker 1: if it's Donald Trump. He finds himself in proximity to
- 7:51Speaker 1: people who cannot stand us. And why do they feel
- 7:55Speaker 1: so comfortable talking to him? And conversely, why is he
- 7:58Speaker 1: so comfortable around them? What nexus are they finding? I
- 8:02Speaker 1: don't believe you, especially when they feel so comfortable talking
- 8:06Speaker 1: to you. Look at the things that Kid Rocket said.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Look at the things. Just this week, the same week
- 8:11Speaker 1: you're having dinner with Donald Trump, he called a black
- 8:13Speaker 1: woman a dog. While you're having, he's serving you dinner,
- 8:18Speaker 1: he's serving a black woman a subpoena, a black sitting congressman,
- 8:22Speaker 1: a citizen congressman from Africa. He is serving her a
- 8:26Speaker 1: warrant and subpoenas. Why are you so comfortable or why
- 8:29Speaker 1: are they so comfortable around you? But I also find interesting,
- 8:33Speaker 1: everybody insults find their way and they act like it's
- 8:36Speaker 1: a power position. He knows that you are amenable. He
- 8:38Speaker 1: knows that he can use you. I find it also
- 8:42Speaker 1: interesting that Stephen A. Smith said out of his own
- 8:45Speaker 1: mouth that he wasn't invited. Donald Trump didn't invite him,
- 8:48Speaker 1: that Bill Maher did. That Donald Trump let them ask
- 8:50Speaker 1: questions for four hours. We don't know that that happened
- 8:53Speaker 1: because you told us, but I do know this. He
- 8:55Speaker 1: stopped the media from asking him questions. He has a
- 8:57Speaker 1: Justice Department virtue on every media company in the country.
- 9:00Speaker 1: He kicked people out of the White House for asking
- 9:01Speaker 1: them questions, but he'll take questions from two TV show
- 9:04Speaker 1: hosts and a radio host and a failed rock star.
- 9:07Speaker 1: He'll take those questions, but not the ones that matter.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith got so upset with black, his black
- 9:15Speaker 1: peers that gave him a thumbs down award that he
- 9:18Speaker 1: went scorched earth. But Donald Trump insults his intelligence, his
- 9:23Speaker 1: professionalism and to some extent his humanity. And he goes
- 9:27Speaker 1: to dinner. Miss me with that. That's a little note
- 9:31Speaker 1: from the GED section. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. She's jazzed.
- 9:35Speaker 1: She smiles. It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
- 9:40Speaker 6: Hughley Show.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Well, here's good news if you want to go the
- 9:44Speaker 3: nontraditional route. Human composting is now legal in California. The
- 9:49Speaker 3: procedure is seen as more sustainable, an alternative to cremation.
- 9:54Speaker 3: A dead body is basically placed in a reusable vessel,
- 9:56Speaker 3: covered with wood chips, and then basically aerated and... you know,
- 10:00Speaker 3: it creates an environment for essential bacteria. That body, after
- 10:04Speaker 3: about 30 days, turns into soil. And, you know, they
- 10:07Speaker 3: say this process is modeled after 30 days.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Yep. You done turned your grandmama to a chia pet.
- 10:14Speaker 7: I don't understand that.
- 10:15Speaker 3: Well, I mean, when they cover you with wood chips
- 10:17Speaker 3: and aerate you a little bit, yeah, you're going to
- 10:19Speaker 3: turn into some soil.
- 10:20Speaker 6: Ashes to ashes.
- 10:21Speaker 2: That's right.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Ashes to ashes.
- 10:23Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 10:23Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, but I save you.
- 10:25Speaker 3: Well, as long as you're, if you're a member of
- 10:27Speaker 3: the Catholic Church, they're denouncing this.
- 10:29Speaker 2: They're like, no, we ain't doing that. That's undignified and
- 10:31Speaker 2: we don't like it.
- 10:32Speaker 6: I'm like, what do.
- 10:33Speaker 1: You know about undignified?
- 10:37Speaker 11: Miss me with that Catholic Chris that's not the first
- 10:41Speaker 11: thing I think about that's your biggest problem right there
- 10:45Speaker 11: alright this is an oldie but a goodie I think
- 10:47Speaker 11: that you know I mean this is a variation on
- 10:51Speaker 11: something we've asked before but a man he explains that
- 10:54Speaker 11: he puts nothing or no one before his wife including
- 10:58Speaker 11: his parents or even his kids take a listen.
- 11:01Speaker 12: Nothing comes before my wife let me repeat this nothing
- 11:07Speaker 12: comes before.
- 11:08Speaker 13: My wife not the dog not my job not my
- 11:14Speaker 13: mother not my father not my children once they get
- 11:17Speaker 13: to a certain age nothing in this world comes before
- 11:21Speaker 13: my wife because there.
- 11:23Speaker 12: Is no bond in this world that is stronger than
- 11:27Speaker 12: a husband and a wife We exchange bodily fluids.
- 11:32Speaker 2: We break bills down.
- 11:34Speaker 1: We problem solve together.
- 11:36Speaker 7: We figure things out together.
- 11:38Speaker 1: So never would I let my mother, my father, my children,
- 11:43Speaker 1: my dog, my.
- 11:45Speaker 12: Employment ever get in the way or come in between
- 11:49Speaker 12: my wife.
- 11:50Speaker 7: It is my job to always.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Put her first. And she's always going to know it.
- 11:55Speaker 2: I am going to pick.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Her over everything, every single time.
- 12:00Speaker 12: Nothing, let me repeat, nothing and no one comes before
- 12:04Speaker 12: my wife.
- 12:06Speaker 1: In your life, who comes first, your parents, your kids,
- 12:08Speaker 1: or your spouse? That's the question we're going to pose
- 12:12Speaker 1: to you.
- 12:13Speaker 6: 877-242-2426.
- 12:14Speaker 1: Let us know what you think. It's the DL Hughley Show.
- 12:16Speaker 1: So a young man set the internet on fire when
- 12:19Speaker 1: he said this.
- 12:21Speaker 12: Nothing comes before my wife. Let me repeat this. Nothing
- 12:27Speaker 12: comes before my wife.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I don't know that that's particularly controversial or should it
- 12:31Speaker 1: be because that's the way it's supposed to be.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Right.
- 12:34Speaker 8: You would think that's, you know, but not before my baby,
- 12:37Speaker 8: my child come for you.
- 12:39Speaker 1: But I don't think it goes that way.
- 12:40Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 12:40Speaker 1: You know, it is supposed to. He's not saying anything
- 12:44Speaker 1: so controversial that even if you if you a Bible thumper,
- 12:48Speaker 1: you should hear that all the time. Right. That's what
- 12:49Speaker 1: it says. Right.
- 12:50Speaker 6: What they say. I don't know what they say.
- 12:51Speaker 1: But I know this. We've asked that question, a variation
- 12:54Speaker 1: of that question. I'm going to feed my kids first.
- 12:57Speaker 1: So is that the way it runs at your house?
- 13:00Speaker 1: We're going to go to our social media platform. Skip,
- 13:01Speaker 1: why don't you take a look out there and see
- 13:03Speaker 1: what they say.
- 13:04Speaker 8: Denise in Cherry Hill, New Jersey says, my kids come first.
- 13:08Speaker 6: They're going to always be my kids. He might not
- 13:10Speaker 6: be my man.
- 13:12Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Well, if he hears this call, it's going to be
- 13:14Speaker 1: that much shorter. I know that.
- 13:17Speaker 6: A lot of people got that attitude, too, though.
- 13:18Speaker 1: A lot of people got that attitude.
- 13:20Speaker 6: Are they always going to be my parents? Are they
- 13:21Speaker 6: always going to be my kids?
- 13:22Speaker 1: A lot of people got that attitude. And it really
- 13:24Speaker 1: obscures what it's supposed to be about. I can't think
- 13:27Speaker 1: of anybody that I dig more than her.
- 13:29Speaker 7: Right.
- 13:29Speaker 1: I can't.
- 13:30Speaker 7: Right.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Not my mother. Well, my father's gone, but my mother.
- 13:33Speaker 1: I mean, I love my mother, but not as much
- 13:35Speaker 1: as her. I love my kids, not as much as her.
- 13:37Speaker 1: But I do think it becomes blurred because you don't
- 13:40Speaker 1: necessarily want to put something before somebody, but there are priorities.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Like if bills need to be paid, because you never
- 13:48Speaker 1: put your job in front of somebody that you love,
- 13:51Speaker 1: but you still have to take time out to make
- 13:53Speaker 1: sure it happens. If you're home too much, it's a problem.
- 13:56Speaker 1: If you're gone too much, it's a problem. But if
- 13:57Speaker 1: you're going to be gone, you better make sure they're eating.
- 14:00Speaker 6: Please believe me. Please believe me.
- 14:03Speaker 1: This kind of is a sliding scale, but in theory, absolutely.
- 14:07Speaker 1: It's not even theory. He said absolutely what was appropriate
- 14:09Speaker 1: and right. Now, I think life gets in the way
- 14:12Speaker 1: of that through line, but I don't think that's particularly controversial.
- 14:16Speaker 1: So a man says this. Nothing comes before my wife.
- 14:21Speaker 1: And the fact that it's controversial, you know, here's the thing.
- 14:25Speaker 1: If you roll your eyes when you ask that question,
- 14:27Speaker 1: you don't like the person you with.
- 14:30Speaker 6: I know.
- 14:31Speaker 1: I can't do it. You got to do. You got
- 14:32Speaker 1: to put all the scruffiness in your voice, all that.
- 14:35Speaker 1: You don't really like who you with. But in theory,
- 14:38Speaker 1: it is supposed to be that way.
- 14:38Speaker 4: Right.
- 14:39Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:39Speaker 8: And I think that might be the reason, you know, unfortunately,
- 14:43Speaker 8: so many marriages don't make it more than half of them.
- 14:46Speaker 6: End in divorce.
- 14:47Speaker 8: And, uh, you know, a lot of times people put
- 14:51Speaker 8: other stuff in front of your spouse and it's not
- 14:52Speaker 8: supposed to be.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And like you said, you said it, you
- 14:56Speaker 1: work all, you work as much as I do skip.
- 14:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:57Speaker 6: I work a lot.
- 14:58Speaker 8: I work.
- 14:58Speaker 1: There are people who could say like, you could have
- 15:00Speaker 1: an argument where she's, they could say you always work
- 15:02Speaker 1: and you seem to care about everything more than, and
- 15:04Speaker 1: that wouldn't be true, but that would, you know, somebody
- 15:07Speaker 1: could have that kind of perspective, right?
- 15:09Speaker 8: I mean, they could, but you know, who am I
- 15:11Speaker 8: working for? We, we put, you know, me and my wife,
- 15:13Speaker 8: it's a team. We doing our thing. You take it out.
- 15:16Speaker 8: I got this thing. I bring the money home. You
- 15:17Speaker 8: put it where it's supposed to go. So, uh, I
- 15:20Speaker 8: got that thing too, but they don't.
- 15:22Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 15:22Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 15:22Speaker 6: They put it in a lot of places they wanted
- 15:24Speaker 6: to go.
- 15:24Speaker 1: I don't think you gotta go to Amazon all the time.
- 15:28Speaker 1: I don't think though, but you know, but, uh.
- 15:34Speaker 8: You gotta keep it together. Keep that teamwork. Cause you,
- 15:36Speaker 8: you know, kids will play you against each other too. Well,
- 15:39Speaker 8: mama said, daddy said, you know, they do that. So
- 15:41Speaker 8: you gotta, you gotta stand together, man.
- 15:43Speaker 1: My kid, my daughter's grown married to a doctor, still
- 15:46Speaker 1: got a credit card for me that they run up
- 15:48Speaker 1: every year, every week, every month, every week. So, yeah,
- 15:52Speaker 1: I think there are that what he has said is
- 15:56Speaker 1: absolutely true. And it's the way things ought be. I
- 15:59Speaker 1: don't know that they always are. And I don't know
- 16:00Speaker 1: that even him, he was talking about even when his
- 16:03Speaker 1: kids were younger. And the more dependent, I bet he
- 16:05Speaker 1: didn't have that same kind of attitude when they got older.
- 16:08Speaker 6: I think you said it, though. There's situations, but you
- 16:11Speaker 6: got to look at the overall.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Of course.
- 16:12Speaker 6: The overall picture. Absolutely.
- 16:14Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, this is, you know, something's happening today. Okay,
- 16:17Speaker 8: you got to deal with it. But overall.
- 16:19Speaker 1: It's a sliding scale. Yeah.
- 16:21Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 16:22Speaker 1: But, you know, I think I'm going to eat first. Like, well,
- 16:26Speaker 1: here's the thing. My father always ate first. Always. That
- 16:32Speaker 1: was the only thing he got. We ate and we
- 16:35Speaker 1: got to eat. We couldn't start eating until he started eating.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Then when he was finished, if he pushed away from
- 16:40Speaker 1: the table and didn't want any more, we could have seconds.
- 16:43Speaker 1: If he wanted some more, we didn't have seconds. That
- 16:45Speaker 1: was it. It was really the only thing he got.
- 16:49Speaker 1: But he got fed first. And we couldn't start eating
- 16:53Speaker 1: until he started eating.
- 16:54Speaker 11: Right.
- 16:55Speaker 1: You know. I mean, I don't know. There aren't very much.
- 16:58Speaker 1: You know, my wife was never going to do that.
- 16:59Speaker 1: I'm feed my kids. But in theory, with this, with
- 17:05Speaker 1: this brother saying is absolutely right and appropriate. And I
- 17:08Speaker 1: think the way that it ought be. Skip, you said
- 17:11Speaker 1: something off air. I find it very interesting. What do
- 17:13Speaker 1: you say?
- 17:13Speaker 8: I said in that dynamic we're talking about right now,
- 17:15Speaker 8: you got parents, you got spouse, you got kids. I
- 17:18Speaker 8: bet most of the time, the most disappointment you probably
- 17:21Speaker 8: ever felt from that dynamic is probably from your kids.
- 17:24Speaker 6: And I think it's a bet.
- 17:26Speaker 7: It's a close.
- 17:27Speaker 6: There's a couple of reasons for that.
- 17:28Speaker 8: I think sometimes we put too high expectation. We want
- 17:32Speaker 8: our kids to be. We want so much for them
- 17:34Speaker 8: and we put it high. And when they do some
- 17:36Speaker 8: things and don't listen and everything else, I think, you know, well, no,
- 17:41Speaker 8: your spouse could disappoint you.
- 17:43Speaker 6: Fortunately, I have.
- 17:43Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. And vice versa. I'll tell
- 17:46Speaker 1: you this. Both my daughters were hood rats and got arrested.
- 17:51Speaker 1: I had to pay for lawyers and stuff. So I
- 17:53Speaker 1: was very disappointed. That was disappointing. I bet you it
- 17:56Speaker 1: was disappointing. Yes, it was. But disappointment in parents. I mean,
- 17:59Speaker 1: but you're right.
- 18:00Speaker 6: You expected that from your parent, I bet, though.
- 18:02Speaker 1: It's your level of expectation. You're right. Your level of expectation.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Who do you put first, your spouse, your children, or
- 18:10Speaker 1: your parents? We're going right to the phones.
- 18:12Speaker 15: Which one? You stand before God, and the Holy Master
- 18:15Speaker 15: wants to say, I do. That partner becomes your world,
- 18:18Speaker 15: your life. And the format is, from that point, it's
- 18:20Speaker 15: your children. After your children, there's your mother and father,
- 18:23Speaker 15: then your brothers and sisters, and so on. That is
- 18:26Speaker 15: a format. Your wife is your world, but you both
- 18:29Speaker 15: keep God in your world. Anything outside of that has
- 18:33Speaker 15: no bearing. We fall in order in that way.
- 18:36Speaker 9: Your wife.
- 18:37Speaker 15: your children, your mother's father, your sister and brothers, and
- 18:40Speaker 15: so on with family members. That is the order that
- 18:43Speaker 15: it goes.
- 18:44Speaker 7: I can agree to disagree with the brother.
- 18:48Speaker 16: I understand what he was saying about putting nobody before
- 18:53Speaker 16: his wife in the marriage vows.
- 18:55Speaker 7: Yes, but.
- 18:57Speaker 16: I disagree with when he was saying about having the
- 19:03Speaker 16: body fluids with his wife. Well, first of all, the
- 19:07Speaker 16: first body fluids he ever had was with his mother
- 19:10Speaker 16: coming out the womb. And secondly, with the mother kissing him.
- 19:17Speaker 16: and breastfeeding him if she did. So I didn't understand
- 19:23Speaker 16: how he got to that conclusion. And also, you know, again,
- 19:27Speaker 16: the first entity that I put first is God.
- 19:32Speaker 9: I agree with the gentleman totally. You know, 50 plus
- 19:35Speaker 9: years ago, I was a child. My dad, he asked
- 19:38Speaker 9: me the question while fishing. He said, if your mom
- 19:41Speaker 9: was drowning or your wife was drowning, of course, at
- 19:44Speaker 9: that age, I know nothing about a wife.
- 19:46Speaker 7: He said, who would you say first?
- 19:48Speaker 9: And I told him, of course, your mom. And he
- 19:51Speaker 9: explained how the Bible works, what it said in the Bible.
- 19:55Speaker 9: And he said, believe it or not, it's your wife
- 19:57Speaker 9: that you're supposed to save. And that just stuck with
- 20:00Speaker 9: me for years. Subsequently, about 10 years ago, a mentor
- 20:05Speaker 9: friend of mine, and I was an adult and married,
- 20:08Speaker 9: asked me the same question. And, of course, the response
- 20:11Speaker 9: was what my dad had taught me. And he was
- 20:13Speaker 9: a mason. He was training me for masonry. And he said, yes,
- 20:18Speaker 9: that's exactly right. You're supposed to save your wife. All
- 20:21Speaker 9: kudos to my man for even bringing it out, because
- 20:23Speaker 9: a lot of men don't have that in them, like,
- 20:24Speaker 9: to this day and age.
- 20:27Speaker 15: I think that your spouse should.
- 20:31Speaker 10: I feel like I would put my spouse before anybody else, man.
- 20:34Speaker 10: Once my kids hit, like, 15 or whatever, yeah, yeah.
- 20:37Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, you go ahead and start looking for your job.
- 20:39Speaker 1: In your house, buddy.
- 20:42Speaker 15: I'm sitting here with my partner over here.
- 20:44Speaker 10: What do you think? I think the same thing. We're
- 20:47Speaker 10: on the truck or whatever.
- 20:48Speaker 9: We're just listening.
- 20:49Speaker 7: We want to tune in.
- 20:51Speaker 17: If you're a true Christian, if you believe in the Bible,
- 20:54Speaker 17: the Bible says the order of family is God first,
- 20:56Speaker 17: spouse second, children third, parents fourth. There's nothing wrong with
- 21:01Speaker 17: what he's saying when he's saying he put his wife first.
- 21:03Speaker 1: That's how it's supposed to be.
- 21:04Speaker 7: Man's supposed to put his wife first.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Wife's supposed to put her husband first. Who do you
- 21:08Speaker 1: put first, your spouse, your children, or your parents? We're
- 21:10Speaker 1: going right to the phones.
- 21:12Speaker 4: I heard the young lady earlier, she said that her
- 21:14Speaker 4: kids come first before her man. Well, that's when you
- 21:18Speaker 4: have a man. But if you have a husband, your
- 21:21Speaker 4: husband comes first because if he provides for the house
- 21:24Speaker 4: and take care of the household, then he is the
- 21:26Speaker 4: one to come first. And your kids come after him.
- 21:29Speaker 4: But like you say, she had a.
- 21:31Speaker 7: Man, just a man.
- 21:32Speaker 4: So, yeah, they probably will come first. But now my
- 21:35Speaker 4: opinion is your husband come first. That's what it say
- 21:38Speaker 4: in the Bible, and that's the way it should be.
- 21:40Speaker 18: I feel like what the young man said was correct.
- 21:43Speaker 18: I feel like what he said was correct because at
- 21:45Speaker 18: the end of the day, like he said, we share
- 21:47Speaker 18: each other's body. We become as one. And if you
- 21:50Speaker 18: want to look at it from a spiritual level, it
- 21:51Speaker 18: says once a man leaves his home and gets with
- 21:54Speaker 18: his wife, he becomes one with his wife. So I
- 21:56Speaker 18: feel like he was definitely correct. I feel like a
- 21:58Speaker 18: lot of the time when we speak on this subject
- 22:01Speaker 18: about the kids coming first and other people coming for you,
- 22:04Speaker 18: it's usually, and Ben, I'm a black man myself, so
- 22:07Speaker 18: I really feel like it happens a lot.
- 22:09Speaker 7: In our race.
- 22:10Speaker 14: Nothing comes before my wife that is absolutely biblical, and
- 22:14Speaker 14: he is absolutely correct. The Torah tells us to leave
- 22:20Speaker 14: your mother and father and cleave to your wife. A
- 22:22Speaker 14: man that findeth a wife finds a good thing. And
- 22:25Speaker 14: so he is absolutely doing what Yahuwah has told us
- 22:30Speaker 14: to do, and I agree with that.
- 22:33Speaker 10: I've been married since 1990. And what I'm saying, I
- 22:35Speaker 10: understand the brother. He wasn't literal. I take him just
- 22:38Speaker 10: being passionate. Time dictates the agenda. Every situation is different.
- 22:42Speaker 10: But the wife is always first. But situations are different
- 22:46Speaker 10: from situation to situation. So when he says things like that,
- 22:50Speaker 10: people take it literally like everything in the world.
- 22:52Speaker 15: No, no, no.
- 22:53Speaker 1: It's just passion.
- 22:54Speaker 6: Because I speak with passion when I'm talking about my wife.
- 22:56Speaker 6: But I know where to prioritize and where not to prioritize.
- 23:00Speaker 10: And most people, to get upset about it, probably don't
- 23:02Speaker 10: even have anybody.
- 23:04Speaker 19: What the gentleman said is right, and I'm calling from
- 23:06Speaker 19: a female's perspective because I feel like the female should
- 23:10Speaker 19: be the same way about her husband because who is
- 23:13Speaker 19: the one person.
- 23:14Speaker 7: That loves you for who you are?
- 23:16Speaker 19: Your mother loves you because you're their kid. Your kid
- 23:18Speaker 19: loves you because you are their parent. But that spouse,
- 23:21Speaker 19: that mate, they chose you for the things that they
- 23:23Speaker 19: like about you. So I believe that, yeah, my husband
- 23:26Speaker 19: comes first, and then I deal with my children because
- 23:29Speaker 19: if you make that husband that king, he should make
- 23:31Speaker 19: everything right in your house.
- 23:33Speaker 7: I mean, my wife is my world.
- 23:36Speaker 10: But again, if it wasn't for my parents bringing me
- 23:39Speaker 10: into the world, I wouldn't have had no wife to
- 23:41Speaker 10: marry no way.
- 23:42Speaker 4: Can we clone this man?
- 23:43Speaker 7: This man, he knows what he's talking about.
- 23:46Speaker 10: Now, he did say his children after they got to
- 23:48Speaker 10: a certain age.
- 23:49Speaker 4: I think he's right. He needs to teach the class
- 23:53Speaker 4: because if my ex-husband had this ideology, we would still
- 23:57Speaker 4: be married.
- 23:58Speaker 1: We have the Streaming Movie Review with the Lebo, the
- 24:00Speaker 1: Streaming Hack Warrior. It is the D.L. Hughley Show. Now
- 24:03Speaker 1: it's time for the Streaming Movie Review with the Lebo,
- 24:05Speaker 1: the Streaming Hack Warrior. I'm there. I'm there.
- 24:11Speaker 20: All I may say, harm me, harm me, harm.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Diel, my home brother. What's that, Olivo?
- 24:21Speaker 20: We are in the October. This means it is getting cold.
- 24:26Speaker 20: Halloween is right around in your corner.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Columbus Day.
- 24:30Speaker 20: This country spends a day celebrating a man who got lost,
- 24:35Speaker 20: thought he was in India... called it a discovery, showed
- 24:39Speaker 20: up uninvited, and renamed everything. For this, he gets a
- 24:44Speaker 20: parade and a day full of sales.
- 24:46Speaker 1: I'm serious.
- 24:47Speaker 20: You know, DL, my home brother, I discovered many things,
- 24:51Speaker 20: and no one has given me a parade.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Now, I am not getting tight about this.
- 24:57Speaker 6: I am a warrior.
- 24:58Speaker 20: But where is my parade? I discovered the earth was round.
- 25:03Speaker 20: I proved it by walking in a circle and ending
- 25:06Speaker 20: up behind myself. I discovered the weekend, the number zero.
- 25:11Speaker 20: Before me, people had to start counting at a libel.
- 25:15Speaker 20: A level one, two, three, and so forth.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 25:18Speaker 20: The question mark? I discovered it. Didn't answer it before
- 25:23Speaker 20: anybody asked.
- 25:24Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
- 25:25Speaker 20: I discovered second place. I discovered it because I was
- 25:29Speaker 20: winning so much. I wanted people finishing behind me to.
- 25:32Speaker 1: Feel good about themselves.
- 25:34Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
- 25:35Speaker 20: This movie does not deserve a parade, but it does
- 25:39Speaker 20: deserve a float.
- 25:40Speaker 1: I'm serious. The movie is The Beast, starring Samuel L. Jackson.
- 25:46Speaker 1: In this movie, he plays the president.
- 25:49Speaker 20: A militia stated a coup, and the presidential limo, also
- 25:53Speaker 20: called The Beast, turns.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Out to be a classified weapon. It's like a car
- 26:00Speaker 1: was made by S.H.I.E.L.D.
- 26:01Speaker 15: I'm serious.
- 26:02Speaker 20: He has to drive himself while his bodyguard bleeds in
- 26:06Speaker 20: the passenger seat.
- 26:07Speaker 1: This movie is.
- 26:08Speaker 20: Directed by famed action director Rene de Haaland. So the
- 26:12Speaker 20: car does more acting than some of the terrorists.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 26:15Speaker 20: But dear my home brother, the real plot twist is
- 26:19Speaker 20: the hair. This is a non-bald Samuel L. Jackson movie.
- 26:24Speaker 20: A full head of hair. It is the most unrealistic
- 26:28Speaker 20: thing in a movie where the limo has missile permission.
- 26:33Speaker 20: Every time he yells, and he does yell a lot,
- 26:36Speaker 20: the hair stays put like.
- 26:38Speaker 1: It signed a separate contract.
- 26:41Speaker 20: He may get wounded, but the hair looks insured.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Is it good?
- 26:47Speaker 20: It is 99 minutes of mother sucker getting to the
- 26:51Speaker 20: car with an extra mother sucker in a two-piece biscuit.
- 26:55Speaker 1: I'm serious.
- 26:56Speaker 20: By the end, you will not remember the coup, but
- 27:00Speaker 20: you will remember the president's hair.
- 27:03Speaker 1: And the car had options.
- 27:05Speaker 21: Uh-oh.
- 27:06Speaker 20: This was a fun action thriller, and I give it
- 27:08Speaker 20: three and a half on backs. And if you don't
- 27:11Speaker 20: add this movie right now, I will send you my
- 27:15Speaker 20: new line of Samuel L.D. Jackson wigs. This is not
- 27:19Speaker 20: snakes on a scalpel. Finally, a Samuel L.D. Jackson you
- 27:23Speaker 20: can put on. So durable, they guarantee to stay put
- 27:27Speaker 20: during a cool. It comes pre-healed with a lace front.
- 27:32Speaker 20: One size fits all curse words.
- 27:34Speaker 1: The Samuel L.D. Jackson Wigs. Insured, loud, and slightly judgmental.
- 27:40Speaker 1: I'm serious.
- 27:41Speaker 20: This is the Lebo, your streaming warrior, with the Stream
- 27:44Speaker 20: Hacking Movie Review.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Stay safe and healthy. I'm me. I'm me. I'm me.
- 27:57Speaker 1: It is the D.R. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If
- 27:59Speaker 1: you're going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I'm going to
- 28:03Speaker 1: be there this Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv.
- 28:06Speaker 1: I will say this. So Milwaukee beat my Dodgers to
- 28:09Speaker 1: go on to swoop.
- 28:11Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:11Speaker 22: Yeah.
- 28:11Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 28:15Speaker 1: They got the broom out on them. Boy, they sure did, man.
- 28:18Speaker 1: They fishing for sure. But they would be. They would
- 28:22Speaker 1: be anyway. I think Dodgers is a little long in
- 28:25Speaker 1: the tooth. They'll be all right.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Three, Peyton.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Oh, man, come on.
- 28:28Speaker 6: They ain't hurt me at all. Nobody did that. Yeah,
- 28:31Speaker 6: they would have been the first.
- 28:32Speaker 1: So, come on, dog. I think that you can tell
- 28:37Speaker 1: by the way that people are reacting, I think, because
- 28:41Speaker 1: now what we're doing is we're getting the actual data in.
- 28:44Speaker 1: We're getting early voting totals. We're getting polls that are
- 28:48Speaker 1: close and some exit polls. I would imagine. Well, I
- 28:51Speaker 1: guess maybe not exit polls, but we know for sure
- 28:54Speaker 1: that what has happened is that in a lot of
- 28:57Speaker 1: states where there's early voting, their numbers are up, right?
- 29:00Speaker 9: Yes.
- 29:01Speaker 8: They've already in Texas seen record number for first day
- 29:05Speaker 8: voting for early turnout.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Record number.
- 29:07Speaker 6: Let me just say this.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Nobody is getting it's a midterms. And there is already,
- 29:15Speaker 1: you know, just inherently when somebody is, you know, an
- 29:20Speaker 1: incumbent president in the midterms, and particularly in the second term,
- 29:23Speaker 1: that generally people have had enough of.
- 29:26Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 29:27Speaker 1: And so there's that. But I just, judging by what
- 29:30Speaker 1: you're seeing and the, you know, the difference in excitement
- 29:34Speaker 1: between one group and another, I just, I think, and
- 29:37Speaker 1: judging by the of the way that people are acting,
- 29:40Speaker 1: I just think it's, I think he knows how bad
- 29:42Speaker 1: it is. Like having eyes go to the polls. What
- 29:47Speaker 1: does it say that you would rather check on somebody's
- 29:49Speaker 1: national citizenship? Like more agents have investigated Ilyan Oman than
- 29:55Speaker 1: the pedophiles that are on the list.
- 29:57Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 29:58Speaker 1: That's the same. That tells you something. And you know
- 30:01Speaker 1: what isn't boding well and nobody's really talking about this
- 30:04Speaker 1: a lot. You know what the number one issue for
- 30:06Speaker 1: American people is?
- 30:08Speaker 6: Besides the economy?
- 30:09Speaker 1: The economy is not the economy. It is corruption.
- 30:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 30:15Speaker 15: Oh, man.
- 30:15Speaker 1: That's the number one issue. 90% of Americans are concerned about. Now,
- 30:18Speaker 1: even if you say the polls are wrong, they might
- 30:20Speaker 1: be 85% wrong. They're not. The big nine. It might
- 30:26Speaker 1: be 87, but it is definitely a problem. It is
- 30:31Speaker 1: definitely a problem. And just like everything they're doing is
- 30:34Speaker 1: all gimmicky, like the dude Tommy that tried to. That
- 30:38Speaker 1: tried to embarrass El Sayed.
- 30:41Speaker 6: A paid op.
- 30:42Speaker 1: Is a paid op. And they need their money back.
- 30:46Speaker 1: He got it handed to him. They definitely need their
- 30:50Speaker 1: money back because he got his ass whipped. Oh, my God.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Made him look like the idiot that he is. Yes,
- 30:55Speaker 1: he did. Sometimes people get very upset with the things
- 30:58Speaker 1: I say, so we've given them an opportunity to vent
- 31:00Speaker 1: with our segment called F.U.D.L. Hughley. So I want you
- 31:03Speaker 1: to please welcome our F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
- 31:07Speaker 7: Hello.
- 31:07Speaker 1: This is Niecy James, your F.U.D.L.
- 31:09Speaker 7: Hughley correspondent.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Our first F.U.D.L.
- 31:12Speaker 22: Hughley comment is from Facebook. Reader 65 says, DL, I
- 31:17Speaker 22: bought the audiobook version of your new book. I enjoyed
- 31:20Speaker 22: listening to it, but there's one problem.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Your voice.
- 31:22Speaker 22: Usually when I get an audiobook, I listen to a
- 31:26Speaker 22: smooth voice read. A voice like James Earl Jones or
- 31:29Speaker 22: the guy from Allstate. But instead, I had to listen
- 31:32Speaker 22: to your gravelly voice.
- 31:33Speaker 7: How much do you smoke?
- 31:35Speaker 22: Or do you gargle with razor blades? Next time, get
- 31:38Speaker 22: someone with a nice voice to read your audiobook. I'd
- 31:40Speaker 22: rather listen to someone rake their nails across a chalkboard
- 31:43Speaker 22: than listen to your horrendous voice.
- 31:45Speaker 2: F * * * you, Dean Heagley.
- 31:47Speaker 22: Our next FUD Hughley comment comes from the Dear Hughley
- 31:49Speaker 22: Show app. RainbowRoom69 says, Dear, are you the gay police?
- 31:54Speaker 22: You're always talking about who you think is gay.
- 31:56Speaker 6: The other day, you said Lindsey.
- 31:58Speaker 7: Graham was gay.
- 31:59Speaker 22: You said the now dead actor from the old TV
- 32:01Speaker 22: show Lost in Space was gay. When you were talking
- 32:04Speaker 22: to Shantae Moore, you teased that her ex was gay.
- 32:07Speaker 22: And you're never short of church choir directors and Atlantic-made jokes. Yeah,
- 32:12Speaker 22: I think thou protesteth too much. Is it possible you're
- 32:15Speaker 22: repressing your own same-sex feelings? Maybe it's you who needs
- 32:19Speaker 22: to come out of the closet. Are you with the
- 32:21Speaker 22: comedy get-down or the comedy down-low? Now I understand why
- 32:24Speaker 22: I always see you sucking on a big, fat, long,
- 32:27Speaker 22: brown cigar.
- 32:30Speaker 7: F * * * you, D.
- 32:30Speaker 21: Hughley.
- 32:31Speaker 7: Wait, you'd probably like that. Today's last F.E.D.
- 32:33Speaker 22: Hughley comment comes from Instagram. I'm Shook95 says, D.L., I
- 32:38Speaker 22: heard you talking about the manager that called the police
- 32:40Speaker 22: on a black woman who was trying to use a coupon.
- 32:43Speaker 22: You went in on that white man for being scared
- 32:45Speaker 22: and overreacting. Now, D.L., while I do agree he didn't
- 32:48Speaker 22: need to call the cops, let's not act like an
- 32:50Speaker 22: upset black woman isn't something to be afraid of. Every
- 32:53Speaker 22: time my wife puts her hands on her hips and
- 32:55Speaker 22: starts swinging her neck and yells at me, I'm terrified.
- 32:58Speaker 22: Don't act like when your black wife starts in on
- 33:00Speaker 22: you that you aren't scared to death and think about
- 33:02Speaker 22: dialing 911. Well, that's it for this week. This has
- 33:07Speaker 22: been Meezy James, your F-U-G-U-L-E correspondent.
- 33:10Speaker 6: And until next week, bye.
- 33:12Speaker 1: So somebody out here is being human, a human being
- 33:16Speaker 1: of the week. I wonder, yeah, yeah, because it's that
- 33:18Speaker 1: part of the show, you know. My bad. We've been
- 33:20Speaker 1: doing it for us.
- 33:22Speaker 3: But there's still going to be a human being of
- 33:23Speaker 3: the week. That's the great thing, no matter what. And
- 33:25Speaker 3: this week, it happens to be Caleb Giamonco.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Caleb Giamonco. Yes, yes, yes.
- 33:31Speaker 2: For stopping an active shooter at his children's school in Oregon.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yep.
- 33:36Speaker 3: He was driving by the school. He heard the gunshots
- 33:38Speaker 3: and rushed to intervene, pulled his vehicle onto the grass.
- 33:41Speaker 3: Baby grabbed his legally owned firearm and followed the gunman.
- 33:45Speaker 1: He didn't just sit back.
- 33:46Speaker 3: He followed the gunman toward the building and crawled through
- 33:49Speaker 3: a window.
- 33:50Speaker 2: That had been shot out and let him have it.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Yep, a 16-year-old kid.
- 33:54Speaker 5: Yep. Wow.
- 33:55Speaker 1: Confronted the gunman and everything. All to the attack. There
- 33:58Speaker 1: you go. You mean the gun team. The gun team.
- 34:00Speaker 2: Wow.
- 34:02Speaker 1: He won't make it to 17. Yeah, there it is.
- 34:04Speaker 1: Grand opening, grand closing. And he knew what he was doing.
- 34:09Speaker 1: He had already killed two people, three people, right? It's
- 34:11Speaker 1: a shame. It is a shame. And you know what?
- 34:13Speaker 1: Nobody in the administration says anything about it.
- 34:16Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 34:17Speaker 2: That's how it goes, though.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Nobody ever says anything. So, Caleb, what's his name?
- 34:23Speaker 6: Giamonco.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Caleb Giamonco. It sounds like a pizza you could order, though.
- 34:26Speaker 1: Caleb Giamonco. Let me tell you something. He took his
- 34:31Speaker 1: gum lessons very seriously. Oh, dear.
- 34:32Speaker 2: He went playing around.
- 34:33Speaker 1: All right. So, he is our human being of the week,
- 34:35Speaker 1: and we give him a clap. There it is right there.
- 34:38Speaker 1: He sure put the claps on that 16-year-old. That's it.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
- 34:43Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
- 34:44Speaker 7: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know.
- 34:46Speaker 23: President Trump campaigned in Park City, Kansas Monday night targeting
- 34:50Speaker 23: Democratic Senate candidate Adam Hamilton, a Methodist pastor, by asserting
- 34:55Speaker 23: that Hamilton openly mocks Jesus. This was during a rally
- 34:59Speaker 23: supporting his incumbent Republican Senator Roger Marshall. Voters across Texas
- 35:03Speaker 23: cast ballots in high numbers on the first day of
- 35:06Speaker 23: early voting Monday. Large counties reporting record or near record
- 35:10Speaker 23: turnout for a midterm election. In Dallas County, for example,
- 35:13Speaker 23: more than 76,000 people voted. That's nearly 20,000 higher than
- 35:17Speaker 23: the first day of early voting in the 2024 presidential election.
- 35:21Speaker 7: And down in Houston, Harris County.
- 35:23Speaker 23: Reported a record of at least 104,000 ballots cast by
- 35:27Speaker 23: 6 p.m.
- 35:28Speaker 7: Monday.
- 35:29Speaker 23: Newly unsealed legal documents revealed convicted drug smuggler Joseph Ippolito
- 35:34Speaker 23: and his brother provided federal authorities with information regarding the
- 35:38Speaker 23: alleged murder weapon and bloody clothing in the 1994 killings of.
- 35:42Speaker 7: Nicole Brown Simpson and and Ron Goldman. I'm Sybil Wilkes.
- 35:46Speaker 7: Be informed.
- 35:47Speaker 9: Be empowered.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Thank you so very much, Sybil. Jazz man. Babe. More
- 35:52Speaker 1: of the DL Hughley Show is coming up directly. It's
- 35:54Speaker 1: the DL Hughley Show. It is the DL Hughley Show,
- 35:57Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. If you're going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,
- 36:00Speaker 1: I will be there this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Excuse me,
- 36:02Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday. Also, Wednesday, I'll be in Fort Worth
- 36:06Speaker 1: at Doc Books, right?
- 36:08Speaker 6: Yeah, tomorrow, baby.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Let's go. I'll be at Doc Books. And then the
- 36:12Speaker 1: next day, I'll be in Baltimore at, I don't even
- 36:16Speaker 1: know where, but I'll be at the book signing there.
- 36:20Speaker 1: And thank you for making the book the number one
- 36:23Speaker 1: new release on Amazon. I appreciate it. Very good. How
- 36:28Speaker 1: about that? Yeah. Oh, man. Thank you, baby. Now, there is,
- 36:30Speaker 1: Louis Pasteur said that fortune favors the prepared, right?
- 36:37Speaker 23: Yep.
- 36:37Speaker 18: Yep.
- 36:38Speaker 1: Fortune favorites are prepared. Love preferred.
- 36:41Speaker 6: Yeah, fortune, same.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Yeah, fortune favorites are prepared. I watched, and I feel
- 36:48Speaker 1: like a lot of you guys, I watched that take
- 36:51Speaker 1: Michael Robinson had on Jalen Hurts. Yep. Where he basically like,
- 36:55Speaker 1: I ain't saying I know nothing. It's a superficial blood clot. And,
- 37:01Speaker 1: you know, he's like the season's going bad and he
- 37:04Speaker 1: don't want to get blamed for the season.
- 37:05Speaker 6: So I ain't saying I know nothing.
- 37:07Speaker 1: It's probably the worst take I've ever seen an athlete
- 37:11Speaker 1: have about anything. The only thing that could have gone
- 37:15Speaker 1: worse if something unfortunately happened to Jalen Hurts.
- 37:19Speaker 7: Right.
- 37:19Speaker 1: That is such an obscenely bad take that only an
- 37:26Speaker 1: obtuse white man could say. It sounds just like something
- 37:29Speaker 1: an obtuse white man would say, doesn't it? Yep.
- 37:32Speaker 6: Crazy.
- 37:33Speaker 1: It sounds like Skip, Skip, uh, the, the Skip, uh, uh,
- 37:37Speaker 1: Skip Bayless said that. It sounds like that. And when
- 37:40Speaker 1: you make a, we can all make mistakes, but I
- 37:42Speaker 1: think a lot of these people just want to jump
- 37:44Speaker 1: out there and be heard and, you know, kind of
- 37:46Speaker 1: trend and, and, you know, they want to do that.
- 37:49Speaker 1: That may be, and he is, he is trendy. I
- 37:52Speaker 1: don't even know how you thought that, that, that take
- 37:55Speaker 1: was going to eat. I don't know what you thought
- 37:58Speaker 1: would happen, but if you make a take that bad, That,
- 38:02Speaker 1: to me, is as bad as being a press secretary
- 38:05Speaker 1: who can't read. I've seen two people that had the
- 38:11Speaker 1: worst days at work I've seen in a long time.
- 38:15Speaker 1: One was the ditzy-ass blonde broad, and one was Michael Robinson,
- 38:19Speaker 1: who made this horrible take, only to find out that
- 38:22Speaker 1: this dude could have died. That's crazy. And what does
- 38:28Speaker 1: it say about football and that particular organization? One dude
- 38:32Speaker 1: leaves under mental duress, and now this? Yikes.
- 38:36Speaker 6: Yeah, that's crazy.
- 38:38Speaker 1: I'm like, told the man not to go to sleep
- 38:41Speaker 1: for 36 hours, threw him out there on the play.
- 38:43Speaker 1: He could have died, literally.
- 38:44Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 38:46Speaker 6: Blood clots are no joke.
- 38:48Speaker 1: And this dude, Michael Robinson, told me, well, Google superficial
- 38:51Speaker 1: blood clots. By the time they got to Google back then,
- 38:53Speaker 1: it had already gotten worse. It's in his lungs now.
- 38:55Speaker 22: Hmm.
- 38:56Speaker 1: And then T.O. was absolutely right. Why are you apologizing?
- 38:59Speaker 1: Why are you making a written apology? You should get
- 39:01Speaker 1: your ass on that microphone. The way you hopped your
- 39:02Speaker 1: ass on that microphone to make this strident declaration, you
- 39:05Speaker 1: better do it like that. And let's be clear. Mississippi
- 39:11Speaker 1: has no love for black lives at all. Respect for
- 39:14Speaker 1: black life, nor have they ever. There's little evidence that
- 39:18Speaker 1: Mississippi has any use for black people except on the
- 39:21Speaker 1: football field.
- 39:23Speaker 8: None.
- 39:24Speaker 1: So Colin Wiley is shot to death, a one-year-old boy
- 39:28Speaker 1: strapped in his car seat. The district attorney finds it
- 39:33Speaker 1: justifiable homicide when the lady allegedly was supposed to be shoplifting.
- 39:38Speaker 1: He shot into a car and come to find out
- 39:41Speaker 1: there was nothing. She wasn't shoplifting at all.
- 39:43Speaker 6: She had a receipt.
- 39:44Speaker 1: Yep. It is breast cancer awareness month. And of course,
- 39:47Speaker 1: breast cancer screening is not something anybody looks forward to. Jasmine,
- 39:51Speaker 1: she's going to provide us some comfort with five ways
- 39:54Speaker 1: to make breast cancer screening seem.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Screen is easier by Madame Noir.
- 39:59Speaker 3: The best I can, anyway. So number five would be
- 40:01Speaker 3: to what you wear to your mammogram. Obviously, you want
- 40:04Speaker 3: to stay away from one piece because you'll be standing
- 40:06Speaker 3: there butt naked.
- 40:07Speaker 2: You don't do that.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Oh, really?
- 40:10Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because you have to remove your top and
- 40:13Speaker 3: all your jewelry and everything from the waist up.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Well, most of you.
- 40:15Speaker 6: With a romper on, everything around your ankles.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be bad news. Not even your ankles. You
- 40:21Speaker 1: got to take it all off.
- 40:22Speaker 18: Oh, geez.
- 40:23Speaker 2: Wow.
- 40:23Speaker 3: Can't wear a bra that has underwire. You just got
- 40:26Speaker 3: to call it off. They got to get to everything.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Number four.
- 40:28Speaker 1: Do you have to stay in another room? Right. There's two.
- 40:32Speaker 1: I got to do two of them. Man, I was
- 40:33Speaker 1: going to say. One for each boobie. Bring it. Roll
- 40:37Speaker 1: in the portable cat scan machines. Look out.
- 40:43Speaker 6: Jesus Christ.
- 40:47Speaker 3: Number two of the top five ways to, well, I'm sorry,
- 40:50Speaker 3: number four of the top five ways to make breast
- 40:52Speaker 3: cancer screenings easier.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Go on natural.
- 40:55Speaker 3: No deodorant, no perfume, no lotion, creams.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Tell everybody you're Lenny Kravitz.
- 41:01Speaker 3: Well, the reason is because the ingredients can actually trigger
- 41:03Speaker 3: a false alarm and you don't want that.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Don't go in there with Tussie on. Maybe my mom
- 41:11Speaker 1: used to wear Tussie.
- 41:12Speaker 2: Tussie leaves your underarms white.
- 41:13Speaker 1: They also, I'm sure, have made a few people sick, too. Yeah, perhaps.
- 41:18Speaker 3: Number three of the top five ways to make breast
- 41:20Speaker 3: cancer screenings easier.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Adjust your diet, if necessary.
- 41:24Speaker 1: I mean, you can continue to eat. I never did that.
- 41:27Speaker 3: They say if you're a big coffee drinker or anything
- 41:29Speaker 3: like that, you should cut back or eliminate caffeine, at
- 41:31Speaker 3: least for a few days leading up to your exam.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because it can be a false positive.
- 41:35Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 41:35Speaker 2: I guess so.
- 41:36Speaker 3: Number two of the top five ways to make breast
- 41:38Speaker 3: cancer screenings easier. Consider a pain medication. Yeah, you can
- 41:42Speaker 3: do that if you want to, Tyler. Well, because they
- 41:44Speaker 3: flatten your boob like a pancake. They put it.
- 41:47Speaker 2: Have you guys had that time before? No, I didn't
- 41:49Speaker 2: think so. It's like they put it. Yeah, it would
- 41:51Speaker 2: be worse than that. They make it very, very, very thin.
- 41:54Speaker 1: Well, the prostate examination ain't no fun thing either.
- 41:57Speaker 2: Well, neither is a gyno exam. And the number one
- 42:02Speaker 2: of the top five.
- 42:02Speaker 1: This crank thing right here. Exactly.
- 42:04Speaker 2: And what you going to do with that spoon?
- 42:05Speaker 1: Are you changing the tires?
- 42:08Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five ways to
- 42:09Speaker 3: make breast cancer screenings easier.
- 42:11Speaker 2: Schedule it away from your period.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus. They have that.
- 42:16Speaker 2: Well, what do you mean they have it?
- 42:17Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'm sorry.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Well, you keep up with your dates.
- 42:20Speaker 3: And so you screen it when, you know, you're not
- 42:22Speaker 3: around your period because your boobs get more tender.
- 42:24Speaker 6: I get sensitive.
- 42:25Speaker 2: They hurt. How sensitive? They hurt. And they get lumpy.
- 42:33Speaker 2: I'm not even going to stop.
- 42:35Speaker 3: I'm going to let you have that jazz.
- 42:39Speaker 2: I don't want it. I don't want it.
- 42:41Speaker 1: I don't want it.
- 42:42Speaker 9: Don't touch.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Don't look at him. Don't look at him.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Look away. Look away.
- 42:46Speaker 2: Everybody look away from Dio.
- 42:49Speaker 6: My breast, this is.
- 42:51Speaker 9: Laina.
- 42:51Speaker 1: No, don't look. Have they ever happened to you?
- 42:54Speaker 2: She's going to look.
- 42:56Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure. I'm just trying to figure.
- 42:59Speaker 16: Stop!
- 43:01Speaker 1: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
- 43:03Speaker 1: This is DL. We show you a 2026 edition. Remember,
- 43:04Speaker 1: if you're going to be in Milwaukee, I will be
- 43:06Speaker 1: there this Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv. One
- 43:10Speaker 1: of my very favorite steak joints in the country.
- 43:12Speaker 6: Before Milwaukee, you're going to be in Fort Worth tomorrow, man.
- 43:15Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
- 43:15Speaker 1: And you know what that means. I'll be in Fort Worth.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Pull your wallet out. Pull your wallet out. Skip, you know.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Skip in his lobster thermidor.
- 43:23Speaker 2: Yes.
- 43:25Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes.
- 43:26Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.
- 43:27Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go right there, but we're
- 43:29Speaker 1: going to, of course, is there anything, is there a
- 43:31Speaker 1: good restaurant in Fort Worth? Barbecue, right?
- 43:34Speaker 6: We will do some research here, buddy.
- 43:35Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. You'll find out.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Good barbecue.
- 43:38Speaker 2: There you go.
- 43:39Speaker 1: Barbecue's not as expensive. You can just get that by
- 43:40Speaker 1: the trough.
- 43:41Speaker 6: Not anymore. It is now.
- 43:42Speaker 8: They're talking about the price of beef and everything. They
- 43:45Speaker 8: got a lot of smaller barbecue places that have been
- 43:47Speaker 8: going out of business.
- 43:48Speaker 6: Going out of business. Because, you know, they have to
- 43:50Speaker 6: go up so high on their prices to cover.
- 43:51Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I know it. Yes. Oh. Well, we'll
- 43:55Speaker 1: find something.
- 43:56Speaker 6: Molding your princess is hurting.
- 43:58Speaker 1: Maybe after we finish. Oh, my God. We'll find something.
- 44:05Speaker 15: Yeah, you will.
- 44:05Speaker 1: For sure. Jasmine, what did you learn today?
- 44:08Speaker 3: So, you know, congratulations on your book, Charlie's Boy. I
- 44:10Speaker 3: know it's doing very well. But I saw where Little
- 44:13Speaker 3: John also has a book out, too, called I Only
- 44:15Speaker 3: Shout So You Can Hear Me. And you guys actually
- 44:17Speaker 3: have something in common. He says that the man who
- 44:19Speaker 3: raised him, he just recently learned this, like you, that
- 44:22Speaker 3: wasn't his real father at all.
- 44:23Speaker 2: Paul, not Paul.
- 44:24Speaker 6: Paul, not Paul.
- 44:25Speaker 3: And his mama's gone, so he can't even get the
- 44:27Speaker 3: answers that he needs. So how kind of insane, but
- 44:29Speaker 3: your mom don't remember, so you can't get answers from
- 44:31Speaker 3: her either.
- 44:31Speaker 1: Oh, damn. Yeah.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Pow, pow, pow.
- 44:34Speaker 1: But a good thing they didn't throw me or him away, huh?
- 44:37Speaker 1: I know.
- 44:37Speaker 2: That's right.
- 44:37Speaker 5: Wow.
- 44:38Speaker 1: What would they have done without you? Because most of
- 44:41Speaker 1: the time you raise a kid that don't get nothing
- 44:42Speaker 1: in return.
- 44:44Speaker 18: Well.
- 44:44Speaker 6: I'll shine it up both of them names.
- 44:45Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 44:46Speaker 2: You sure do shine it up.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Jasmine, yours did okay.
- 44:49Speaker 2: They did pretty good. They picked the right one.
- 44:51Speaker 1: They skipped you out.
- 44:52Speaker 2: They started to take me back. I'm glad they didn't.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Scooped you out of that pass all the kittens.
- 44:56Speaker 2: Anyway, carry on. It's too late now.
- 44:59Speaker 1: It's too late now. Shut up, Junius!
- 45:02Speaker 6: Who said it was me?
- 45:03Speaker 1: That could have been Skip.
- 45:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's you. That ain't Skip. Skip would
- 45:06Speaker 2: have been much louder.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Skip my man Cheatham. What'd you learn today? Y'all, hey,
- 45:15Speaker 1: early vote.
- 45:15Speaker 6: Get out there and vote. Don't put it off. Don't
- 45:17Speaker 6: let y'all do it. Get out there and vote.
- 45:19Speaker 8: I know a lot of places the lines are long,
- 45:21Speaker 8: but not as long as this hell that we've been
- 45:24Speaker 8: going through.
- 45:24Speaker 6: Do not delay.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Don't do it. I tried yesterday and everywhere I went
- 45:30Speaker 1: was super long lines.
- 45:31Speaker 6: That's a good sign.
- 45:33Speaker 1: That is a good sign.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Did you see where those Gen Z, I think it was,
- 45:39Speaker 2: was marching?
- 45:40Speaker 6: For 45 minutes.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Yes, for 45.
- 45:42Speaker 3: Minutes because they had removed the ballot boxes from campus.
- 45:45Speaker 3: And so they were hoping that they would not go vote.
- 45:47Speaker 2: And they did.
- 45:48Speaker 21: And they marched. Hundreds of them marched. Hundreds of them marched.
- 45:53Speaker 21: That's what you can do. Ain't going to let nobody
- 45:55Speaker 21: turn me around. Turn me around. Yeah.
- 46:00Speaker 1: You know what? They are getting these exit polls. They're
- 46:02Speaker 1: getting these early numbers. And they're saying that they're in
- 46:05Speaker 1: a world of trouble.
- 46:06Speaker 2: Yes, indeed.
- 46:07Speaker 3: All right.
- 46:07Speaker 1: On the next DL Hughley show, we're going to have
- 46:10Speaker 1: something going on.
- 46:11Speaker 2: What is it?
- 46:12Speaker 1: On the next DL Hughley Show, Kyle Hughley, a.k.a. Specialty RK,
- 46:16Speaker 1: is going to drop another joint on Short Bus Records. Plus,
- 46:18Speaker 1: the militant man Jamal Kingsley, he's going to be right
- 46:20Speaker 1: here to expose racism in our everyday lives. It's the
- 46:22Speaker 1: DL Hughley Show. We will definitely see you on the
- 46:25Speaker 1: other side. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string.
- 46:29Speaker 1: We gots to go. It's the DL Hughley Show. See
- 46:31Speaker 1: you on the other side.