Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 2- Lane Kiffin is in TROUBLE
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Let's do the Mallarmumbo. It's our number two. And the
- 0:06Speaker 1: return of Benny versus the Penny to radio here in
- 0:10Speaker 1: our number two. How exciting is that? Also, what are
- 0:13Speaker 1: the odds that the Southeastern Conference kicks Lane Kiffin and
- 0:18Speaker 1: LSU out of said conference for flirting with bounce-back NFL players?
- 0:24Speaker 1: They're actually going to have a vote on this. In
- 0:26Speaker 1: the coming days, we'll talk about that. A-Rod says he
- 0:29Speaker 1: does not expect to be welcomed back to the Yankee family.
- 0:33Speaker 1: How does that strike you? And how much of the
- 0:37Speaker 1: Montreal expansion push in baseball is legitimate, like as far
- 0:41Speaker 1: as business is concerned, and how much is just a
- 0:44Speaker 1: nostalgia play for the old Expos Is that doing the
- 0:49Speaker 1: heavy lifting? We'll talk about that and more right now.
- 0:51Speaker 1: You get a second bite of the apple and Benny
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- 4:14Speaker 1: We're going to change it up a little bit. We're
- 4:15Speaker 1: going to start with this story. I'm fascinated by the
- 4:17Speaker 1: story in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. So LSU, I don't know
- 4:22Speaker 1: if you saw this or not. This is bonkers. Okay,
- 4:26Speaker 1: effing bonkers. So LSU is facing a meeting on Thursday
- 4:32Speaker 1: among the Southeastern Conference presidents and chancellors. They're going to
- 4:36Speaker 1: have a vote on Thursday. So today's Wednesday. That would
- 4:39Speaker 1: be tomorrow. And from what we're told, there's going to
- 4:41Speaker 1: be a vote on Thursday on whether or not to
- 4:45Speaker 1: terminate the school's conference membership. All of this over a
- 4:52Speaker 1: fight over former NFL players returning to college. Now, it
- 4:57Speaker 1: is interesting to note that LSU did finalize their roster
- 5:02Speaker 1: at 105 players, and the NFL bounce-back players were not
- 5:05Speaker 1: on the roster, although you can certainly change the roster
- 5:08Speaker 1: as you go forward. So if you didn't see this,
- 5:10Speaker 1: perhaps not.
- 5:11Speaker 2: It is.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Next level. You talk about the legend of Lane Kiffin.
- 5:15Speaker 1: You imagine if LSU gets kicked out of the Southeastern
- 5:18Speaker 1: Conference because of Lane Kiffin? My God. So anyway, at best,
- 5:24Speaker 1: we're hearing there'll be a significant punishment for both the
- 5:27Speaker 1: school and the coach. They will be a vote, though.
- 5:31Speaker 1: You need a two-thirds vote from what we're reading here
- 5:34Speaker 1: to kick LSU, Louisiana State University, out. of the Southeastern Conference.
- 5:39Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping-off point. Let us discuss
- 5:41Speaker 1: the question for the esteemed panel, which you are a
- 5:46Speaker 1: part of. So what are the odds? What are the
- 5:48Speaker 1: odds that the Southeastern Conference gives the boot to Lane
- 5:53Speaker 1: Kiffin and LSU, kicks them out of the conference for
- 5:57Speaker 1: flirting with bounce-back NFL players? So I've got Snapple, Williamsburg Bridge,
- 6:05Speaker 1: and Pinwheel. And we'll combine all of these things together,
- 6:11Speaker 1: and we are going to scream into the night is
- 6:15Speaker 1: what we're going to do, just like they're doing right
- 6:17Speaker 1: now at the U.S. Open at Arthur Ashe Stadium there
- 6:21Speaker 1: in Queens. They're screaming into the night as tennis keeps
- 6:25Speaker 1: going on and on and on. And all the rich
- 6:28Speaker 1: celebrities get shot on television. Not shot, but they're shown
- 6:31Speaker 1: on TV. Is that Kevin Hart? I believe Kevin Hart there. Oh,
- 6:33Speaker 1: my gosh. Kevin, it's past your bedtime, Kevin. It's 3
- 6:36Speaker 1: in the morning. What are you doing? It's a bad
- 6:37Speaker 1: job of you. All right, so to answer the question,
- 6:39Speaker 1: what are the odds that the SEC kicks LSU and
- 6:41Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin out of the conference? They have a meeting
- 6:45Speaker 1: scheduled for Thursday. There will be a vote taking place.
- 6:49Speaker 1: So we go right to the Malarods. The Malarods, Sarray says...
- 6:53Speaker 1: Plus 4,800. What does that mean in layman's terms? That
- 6:57Speaker 1: implies a 2% chance. A 2% chance. Now, the SEC
- 7:03Speaker 1: is threatening. Expulsion. As in, crank up the band. La, la, la, la. La, la, la, la.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Hey, hey.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Goodbye. Just like that. All right. So it's kind of
- 7:16Speaker 1: like the way I would describe this. It's like apparently
- 7:19Speaker 1: everyone had this happen when they were a kid. I
- 7:22Speaker 1: had it happen to me. Everyone I know has had
- 7:24Speaker 1: this happen. I'm sure it happened to you. You're going
- 7:26Speaker 1: on a family road trip. You got mom and dad
- 7:30Speaker 1: or maybe just dad or maybe just mom or somebody else,
- 7:32Speaker 1: your guardian, whoever, in the car, driving along, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
- 7:37Speaker 1: You're annoying the F out of your parents. And one
- 7:39Speaker 1: of the parents says, one more time and we are
- 7:44Speaker 1: turning the car around. Yeah. Yeah, Mama Maller used to
- 7:49Speaker 1: say that quite a bit in three boys. It was
- 7:51Speaker 1: middle child. We had a lot of testosterone, and nobody
- 7:55Speaker 1: ever turned the car around. Never happened. Never happened. You'd
- 7:59Speaker 1: be better off, if you think LSU's getting kicked out
- 8:04Speaker 1: of the Southeastern Conference, you would be better off betting
- 8:07Speaker 1: on McDonald's getting rid of the Big Mac and replacing
- 8:11Speaker 1: the Big Mac with steamed kale. Hey, can I get
- 8:16Speaker 1: the Big Mac? No, we don't have the Big Mac. Well,
- 8:17Speaker 1: what do you have instead? Well, we've got this steamed
- 8:20Speaker 1: kale thing. Well, who wants that? Nobody wants that. You're
- 8:24Speaker 1: not going to go to a drive-thru for steamed kale.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Have you lost your bloody mind?
- 8:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Or it's like the Southeastern Conference presidents and chantlers voluntarily,
- 8:35Speaker 1: voluntarily saying, you know, we don't need all that television money.
- 8:38Speaker 1: We don't want to be greedy. Why don't we give
- 8:39Speaker 1: some back? Let's give some back to the TV people.
- 8:42Speaker 1: We don't need all that money. Good luck. This is
- 8:46Speaker 1: performative outrage with a conference logo stitched to the polo.
- 8:53Speaker 1: That's it. And they don't want LSU gone, the Southeastern Conference.
- 9:00Speaker 1: They want LSU scared. That's what they want. They want
- 9:04Speaker 1: them scared. They want them fined. They want humiliation, a
- 9:08Speaker 1: little publicly humiliated time for LSU. That's what they want.
- 9:12Speaker 1: And then what's going to happen? I've seen this play
- 9:16Speaker 1: out in my head here, and I'm never wrong. A
- 9:18Speaker 1: distant relative of Nostradamus, friend of Nostradamus. So then they'll
- 9:21Speaker 1: call it unprecedented accountability is what they're going to call it,
- 9:26Speaker 1: which I believe is corporate gobbledygook for please stop asking questions.
- 9:35Speaker 1: I think that's accurate. Just don't ask any questions. So
- 9:39Speaker 1: LSU is like the Southeastern Conference's pebble in the shoe.
- 9:46Speaker 1: But it's a pebble that delivers pretty good TV ratings,
- 9:52Speaker 1: sometimes monster TV ratings, and bags and bags of cashola.
- 9:59Speaker 1: That kind of matters, right? That kind of matters. So
- 10:01Speaker 1: the SEC has a love-hate relationship. They used to make
- 10:05Speaker 1: these things called rom-coms back in the day. Usually rom-coms
- 10:08Speaker 1: were always about love-hate, you know, the girl hates the guy.
- 10:11Speaker 1: The guy's a loser, and then all of a sudden
- 10:12Speaker 1: they fall in love. That's SEC-LSU. Right now SEC hates LSU,
- 10:19Speaker 1: but LSU's the bad boy. They kind of get into
- 10:21Speaker 1: the whole bad boy act and all that stuff. There
- 10:24Speaker 1: you go. Love-hate relationship with LSU. They hate the headaches.
- 10:28Speaker 1: They love the juice. They can't get enough of the juice.
- 10:32Speaker 1: LSU is the Snapple of college football. occasionally it gets
- 10:39Speaker 1: a little sticky. Frequently it's messy. And they do bring it.
- 10:44Speaker 1: They bring that, as we said, they bring the juice
- 10:47Speaker 1: like Snapple. You spill Snapple, it gets all over the place.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Looking into the Oracle, and you got to get an
- 10:52Speaker 1: Oracle if you have an overnight talk show. We have
- 10:55Speaker 1: an Oracle, Benny's Oracle, and Lane Kiffin, here's what's going
- 10:57Speaker 1: to happen. He is going to get suspended. And the
- 11:01Speaker 1: reason Lane's going to be suspended is because somebody has
- 11:04Speaker 1: to be the ceremonial head that the SEC's medieval spike
- 11:11Speaker 1: hits into. And that's going to be Lane Kiffin there.
- 11:14Speaker 1: They have to have a pound of flesh. So they'll
- 11:17Speaker 1: suspend Lane Kiffin. And the punishment, though, here's where they
- 11:21Speaker 1: have to thread a needle. And this is where it
- 11:23Speaker 1: gets a little messy. Because they want to punish Lane
- 11:26Speaker 1: Kiffin for being Lane Kiffin. The issue is the punishment
- 11:30Speaker 1: has to be carefully calibrated, and here's why. They want
- 11:34Speaker 1: to get the headlines. They want to get the attention
- 11:36Speaker 1: that they're disciplined. They're bringing down LSU, bringing down Lane Kiffin. However,
- 11:43Speaker 1: the punishment has to be small enough not to damage
- 11:48Speaker 1: their television pals over there at ABC. That's the problem.
- 11:52Speaker 1: And the very important date is not LSU's next game.
- 11:58Speaker 1: I believe they play Louisiana Tech, I think, is who
- 12:01Speaker 1: they have next. It's the game after that. It's the
- 12:03Speaker 1: third game of the season for LSU that matters, and
- 12:07Speaker 1: that's the one. That's the game against Ole Miss made
- 12:12Speaker 1: for TV. You think ESPN, ABC want that shot of
- 12:17Speaker 1: the lane train rolling in there down from Baton Rouge
- 12:22Speaker 1: to Oxford, Mississippi, and lane public enemy number one there
- 12:27Speaker 1: and all that? The SEC doesn't want a divorce game.
- 12:31Speaker 1: From LSU, they just want LSU to sleep on the
- 12:34Speaker 1: couch for a little while. So you either suspend Lane
- 12:38Speaker 1: Kiffin for one game, or if you suspend him for
- 12:41Speaker 1: multiple games, you give him the opportunity to appeal. You
- 12:45Speaker 1: make sure that you don't hear the appeal until after
- 12:50Speaker 1: LSU plays Ole Miss. You see what I'm saying there?
- 12:53Speaker 1: All right. Meanwhile, to the Bronx. That's right, we're going
- 12:57Speaker 1: to baseball. What kind of baseball? Alex Rodriguez, better known
- 13:02Speaker 1: by his gangster name A-Rod. So A-Rod says that he
- 13:07Speaker 1: does not expect the New York Yankees to invite him
- 13:11Speaker 1: back to Yankee Stadium for future old-timer day events, even
- 13:17Speaker 1: though he was one of the more prolific offensive Yankees.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Asked whether or not he would attend, A-Rod said bluntly, quote,
- 13:26Speaker 1: I don't think I'll get invited back, so I don't
- 13:29Speaker 1: have a choice. Close quote. Now, Rodriguez stressing that he
- 13:34Speaker 1: has a affection for the franchise. It says he loves
- 13:39Speaker 1: the Yankees and their fans. I thought he was a
- 13:40Speaker 1: Mets fan growing up. Anyway, A-Rod did attend the old-timers
- 13:45Speaker 1: day at Yankee Stadium in 2024. However, that was only
- 13:47Speaker 1: because they honored the 15th anniversary of the 09 Yankee
- 13:52Speaker 1: World Championship, the last time the Yankees won. They have sucked.
- 13:56Speaker 1: For so many years, the Yankees. How embarrassing. They have
- 13:58Speaker 1: not won since 2009. Oh, my God. They're not going
- 14:01Speaker 1: to win this year. I don't know. Is Judge the
- 14:05Speaker 1: new Don Mattingly? Aaron Judge the new Don Mattingly? Boy,
- 14:08Speaker 1: that comeback went great last night. 0-3 against one of
- 14:12Speaker 1: the worst teams in baseball, the Rockies. A couple of
- 14:15Speaker 1: strikeouts there. Judge is in midseason form. Looked like Giancarlo
- 14:19Speaker 1: Stanton coming back from the injury. So the question regarding A-Rod.
- 14:24Speaker 1: A-Rod says he doesn't expect to be welcomed back to
- 14:28Speaker 1: the Yankee family. How does that strike you? From Alex Rodriguez.
- 14:31Speaker 1: So A-Rod is starring in a remake of that classic film,
- 14:35Speaker 1: Dazed and Confused. And having somehow confused being a great
- 14:42Speaker 1: Yankee with being a beloved Yankee. Because he was very productive, A-Rod,
- 14:47Speaker 1: as a Yankee. Was he beloved? No. So what did
- 14:53Speaker 1: A-Rod think? What did he think was going to happen
- 14:57Speaker 1: after going nuclear and fighting everybody? He wanted to fight everybody.
- 15:02Speaker 1: You know that drunk guy that goes in there and
- 15:05Speaker 1: the angry drunk that wants to fight everyone at the bar?
- 15:08Speaker 1: That's A-Rod. That was A-Rod when all that stuff was
- 15:12Speaker 1: going down back in the day. And so he's not
- 15:16Speaker 1: being blackballed, per se. There's some people who say, oh,
- 15:19Speaker 1: A-Rod's being blackballed. No. He's simply experiencing the consequences of
- 15:24Speaker 1: his own behavior. And it's not because of the PEDs.
- 15:28Speaker 1: It's interesting to note, some say, well, he's a PED cheat. No,
- 15:31Speaker 1: baseball's welcome back to PED cheats. They like him, except
- 15:35Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame. The baseball writers, they'll only put
- 15:38Speaker 1: certain PED cheats in, and the other guys aren't. A-Rod's
- 15:41Speaker 1: on the naughty list, so he doesn't get in. Clemens
- 15:43Speaker 1: doesn't get in. Bonds, those guys can't get in. McGuire
- 15:46Speaker 1: and Sosa. But there's other guys, David Ortiz and others
- 15:49Speaker 1: that were in that world, and they're in the Hall
- 15:51Speaker 1: of Fame. They don't have a problem with those guys
- 15:53Speaker 1: being in the Hall of Fame, right? Why not? There's
- 15:55Speaker 1: a cheating a-hole in there. Carlos Beltran, cheating Astro. They
- 15:58Speaker 1: got a cheater in the Hall of Fame, right? Come
- 16:00Speaker 1: on now. So you got all that. He would have
- 16:04Speaker 1: been fine. A-Rod would have been fine. Just the PD thing.
- 16:07Speaker 1: The Yankees, here's my evidence. They love Andy Pettit, who's
- 16:12Speaker 1: a steroid cheat. Andy Pettit's a steroid. They love Andy Pettit.
- 16:16Speaker 1: They bring Andy Pettit back. It was the litigation situation
- 16:20Speaker 1: that torpedoed Alex Rodriguez's relationship here. He sued Major League Baseball.
- 16:25Speaker 1: More importantly, he sued the Yankees team doctor. a team physician,
- 16:30Speaker 1: those two moves by Alex Rodriguez were lung penetrating toxins
- 16:36Speaker 1: when he did that. And instead of just kind of
- 16:39Speaker 1: going along with the flow and all that, he decided,
- 16:41Speaker 1: I'm going to go pyro. I'm going to burn the
- 16:45Speaker 1: Williamsburg Bridge, and I'm going to pour gasoline on the ashes,
- 16:50Speaker 1: and then I'll complain I don't have a way back.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Because the bridge is now in the water and you've
- 16:56Speaker 1: ruined the bridge and all that. And that's that. Now,
- 16:59Speaker 1: sports writers, of course, often demand, the sports media elites,
- 17:03Speaker 1: they demand that you have to forgive your sports stars.
- 17:08Speaker 1: You have to forgive them. And no matter how miserable
- 17:12Speaker 1: those people made the teams they played for, you have
- 17:15Speaker 1: to forgive the star athlete. That's kind of the rule.
- 17:20Speaker 1: But this is a classic carnival trip for A-Rod. You
- 17:24Speaker 1: play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. And the Steinbrenner family,
- 17:28Speaker 1: they're not very good owners, but they're continuing to hold
- 17:33Speaker 1: the grudge against A-Rod. That's one thing they're doing. All right,
- 17:35Speaker 1: final point. To the expansion game we go. And oh, Canada,
- 17:43Speaker 1: could we see in our lifetimes the return, like the
- 17:47Speaker 1: phoenix rising from the ashes, of the Montreal Expos? Could
- 17:53Speaker 1: the Expos be back in Major League Baseball? Well, Major
- 17:58Speaker 1: League Baseball planning expansion and the story bouncing around more
- 18:02Speaker 1: than 20 years after they were decommissioned to become the
- 18:06Speaker 1: Washington Nationals' A very wealthy Canadian mogul who runs an
- 18:13Speaker 1: internet video company, someone you've never heard of, is assembling Voltron,
- 18:19Speaker 1: a group of investors, to bring baseball back to Montreal.
- 18:23Speaker 1: The Major League Baseball ownership, according to one of the
- 18:28Speaker 1: panelists who's involved in this, they say that Montreal is
- 18:32Speaker 1: a team, quote, worthy of, or city, worthy of monitoring,
- 18:36Speaker 1: Montreal is. because of the demographics and the baseball history,
- 18:43Speaker 1: they say. Now, expansion is gearing up. The Rays got
- 18:48Speaker 1: a ballpark agreement in the Tampa area, so they're going
- 18:51Speaker 1: to have a new stadium. The Athletics are moving to
- 18:53Speaker 1: Las Vegas. We were just in Vegas. They are building
- 18:56Speaker 1: a stadium. In fact, a couple of our boys, at
- 18:58Speaker 1: least one of them, doing the electricity right there in
- 19:01Speaker 1: the stadium as he listens. They work at night because
- 19:03Speaker 1: it's too hot to work during the day, and they're
- 19:05Speaker 1: putting the electricity in that stadium right now. and listening
- 19:08Speaker 1: to our show. So Rob Manfraub, the commissioner and clown
- 19:14Speaker 1: of Major League Baseball, Rob Manford wants two expansion cities.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Selected before he's out in 2029. And he's said to
- 19:22Speaker 1: be the sixth leading candidate. There are six leading candidates.
- 19:25Speaker 1: You've got Montreal, Salt Lake City, Nashville, Raleigh, Orlando, and Portland, Oregon.
- 19:34Speaker 1: Those are the six leading candidates to be expansion teams.
- 19:37Speaker 1: They want one in the east and one in the west.
- 19:40Speaker 1: That's what they want. All right, so... The question, how
- 19:43Speaker 1: much of the Montreal expansion chatter, the push for expansion,
- 19:50Speaker 1: how much of this is legitimate business? It's a good opportunity.
- 19:54Speaker 1: And how much of this is nostalgia doing the heavy lifting?
- 19:58Speaker 1: So we activated the Maller think tank on this one
- 20:01Speaker 1: to fix baseball's expansion, obsession, dilemma, and all that. And
- 20:07Speaker 1: while baseball hunts for new markets, here's the Maller plan.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Like Miami's operating a franchise there like it's a pop-up
- 20:18Speaker 1: spirit Halloween store, the way they're operating there. So I
- 20:21Speaker 1: have a simple solution using the Maller think tank here.
- 20:24Speaker 1: You move the Marlins. You don't excommunicate the Marlins. You
- 20:28Speaker 1: move the Marlins out of Miami, and you move the
- 20:33Speaker 1: Marlins to Canada. Oh, Canada. And then that franchise, the
- 20:41Speaker 1: Marlins transition, and they become the new team. You scrub
- 20:50Speaker 1: off the fishy smell from the Marlins, and you start
- 20:54Speaker 1: over again. You have that solution. You unplug the freezer,
- 20:59Speaker 1: and the Expos have been sitting next to Ted Williams'
- 21:01Speaker 1: head for the last 20-plus years there. cryogenically frozen freezer there.
- 21:09Speaker 1: And after two decades, you bring them back to life.
- 21:11Speaker 1: And Montreal, the biggest obstacle is not interest. If they
- 21:14Speaker 1: built a downtown ballpark, one of these typical beautiful downtown ballparks, granted,
- 21:20Speaker 1: it'd probably have to have a roof. But if you
- 21:21Speaker 1: build that, they will show up. That's not the problem.
- 21:25Speaker 1: The fans of Montreal, I believe, will show up. The
- 21:26Speaker 1: problem is convincing 29 billionaires that You know, Canada's the
- 21:32Speaker 1: way to go. Well, we should keep it in America.
- 21:34Speaker 1: There's more money in America and all that. But I
- 21:35Speaker 1: say bring the Expos back. That's what I say. Why not?
- 21:40Speaker 1: And you can have Yuppie return, Yuppie freelancing for all
- 21:44Speaker 1: these years with the Montreal Canadiens, the Habs. He's been
- 21:49Speaker 1: there long enough. Bring back that fat orange lunatic. Back
- 21:53Speaker 1: to Expo games. Enemy of the late, great Tommy Lasorda.
- 21:57Speaker 1: Bring Yuppie back. Bring back the red, white, and blue
- 22:01Speaker 1: pinwheel hat, that classic Montreal Expo hat with the red, white,
- 22:05Speaker 1: and blue and the Expo's logo. And you can even
- 22:08Speaker 1: have Vladimir Guerrero wearing Senior, throw out the first pitch
- 22:12Speaker 1: from 340 feet away out in the outfield. You can
- 22:14Speaker 1: have that. Bring back Tim Wallach and Andre Dawson and
- 22:19Speaker 1: all the legends of Montreal baseball. Now, as far as
- 22:21Speaker 1: the expansion is concerned, we used the Mallard think tank
- 22:24Speaker 1: for that. Here are the cities that are going to
- 22:26Speaker 1: get expansion teams. Salt Lake City. We can call them
- 22:30Speaker 1: the Jell-O Belts. We're going to call them the Salt
- 22:33Speaker 1: Lake Jell-O Belts. It's a unique name. Nobody can be
- 22:36Speaker 1: offended by Jell-O, I think. And why not? I have
- 22:40Speaker 1: a six-foot-tall mascot named Wiggles for the Jell-O Belts. As
- 22:45Speaker 1: you know, Utah, because they don't drink much in Utah,
- 22:48Speaker 1: so it's the state with the highest per capita consumption
- 22:51Speaker 1: of Jell-O is Utah. They consume, I think in the
- 22:55Speaker 1: entire world, they have more Jell-O in Utah than than
- 22:58Speaker 1: anywhere else. And now I would also give Nashville the team.
- 23:01Speaker 1: And I thought, well, instead of just calling the Nashville, whatever,
- 23:04Speaker 1: you know what a cool name would be? The music
- 23:06Speaker 1: city diddies, right? Like, isn't that good?
- 23:09Speaker 2: Come on.
- 23:09Speaker 1: No, can't use diddy. No, no, no, no. I don't
- 23:12Speaker 1: mean no, no, no, no. I know you're, you'd say,
- 23:13Speaker 1: I knew you would say that. I knew you would
- 23:15Speaker 1: complain about that, but no diddies with a T not
- 23:18Speaker 1: a P not like P diddy, you know, uh, like
- 23:20Speaker 1: a song, like a diddy, you know, a song, it's
- 23:22Speaker 1: a country music town, you know, diddy, you know, No?
- 23:27Speaker 1: I guess they'd be canceled for that name. That would suck.
- 23:30Speaker 1: You come out of the bullpen, you have to sign
- 23:31Speaker 1: a waiver for royalties or something like that. It's the
- 23:35Speaker 1: whole thing. So the Mallard plan. Montreal gets the Marlins.
- 23:39Speaker 1: And the good thing is nobody in Miami will care
- 23:41Speaker 1: because nobody goes to those games anyway. And then Nashville,
- 23:44Speaker 1: they get a team. And that would break some razzle-dazzle.
- 23:47Speaker 1: And then you've got Salt Lake City. You can call
- 23:48Speaker 1: them the Jell-O. Everyone wins. And that would be a
- 23:51Speaker 1: rival for the Rockies. They don't have any rivalry there
- 23:54Speaker 1: in Colorado. There's no rival there. It is the Ben
- 23:57Speaker 1: Maller Show. 877-99 on Fox is the number. 877-996-6369. Later
- 24:04Speaker 1: this hour, Benny versus the Penny returns. We also have
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- 24:10Speaker 1: on Fox, on X, at Ben Maller. We'll get to
- 24:13Speaker 1: all that, and we will do it.
- 24:16Speaker 4: Next.
- 24:17Speaker 1: It is now the A Block. What hour is it? Leprechaun.
- 24:20Speaker 1: What hour is it, Leprechaun?
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- 26:33Speaker 1: those listening live we got we got tennis action We
- 26:37Speaker 1: have live sports. And after 3.30 in the morning in
- 26:40Speaker 1: the Big Apple. This is wild. And we're closing in
- 26:45Speaker 1: on an upset here at the U.S. Open. Carlos Alcaraz
- 26:51Speaker 1: losing in the final set to an American. Brandon will
- 26:57Speaker 1: update on the tennis when it ends here. Brandon's the
- 27:01Speaker 1: tennis guy. He says it's almost over. So it's exciting.
- 27:07Speaker 1: And they say that New York's the city that never
- 27:09Speaker 1: sleeps and all that, which is bull crap. The only
- 27:11Speaker 1: thing open, my brother lives in the city, the only
- 27:14Speaker 1: thing open at night is like the bodegas. You get
- 27:16Speaker 1: turkey sandwich. There's not many bodegas left because they're all
- 27:19Speaker 1: weed shops now. A lot of them are weed shops.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Not a lot open. What's a bodega? It's like a deli.
- 27:27Speaker 1: You've never been to New York?
- 27:28Speaker 4: No?
- 27:28Speaker 1: It's like a deli. Well, no, it's a store that
- 27:31Speaker 1: sells like knickknacks. I was going to say, does it
- 27:32Speaker 1: sell like purses and earrings? It's kind of like a 7-Eleven,
- 27:35Speaker 1: but with a sandwich thing. They sell like hoagies and
- 27:39Speaker 1: all that. He won! Who is he?
- 27:42Speaker 5: Ben Shelton won.
- 27:43Speaker 1: Ben Shelton, your big winner. How about that? USA, USA.
- 27:47Speaker 1: I'm wrapping myself in a flag right now. Ben Shelton. America.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Ben Shelton. How pissed are those broadcasters? They had to
- 27:58Speaker 1: stay till 3.30 in the morning there.
- 28:01Speaker 5: What a night.
- 28:01Speaker 1: And a decent amount of people in that stadium. But
- 28:05Speaker 1: there you go. So Ben Shelton, the winner of that match.
- 28:09Speaker 1: And so they just might as well stay up all night.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Why not? Don't go to bed. It's already 3.30 there.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Just listen to our show. Oh, look at that. There's
- 28:17Speaker 1: love right there. Wow, I was watching the wrong guy
- 28:18Speaker 1: play the whole time. I thought it was the longer-haired guy.
- 28:20Speaker 1: It's the shorter-haired guy?
- 28:22Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Oops.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Getting some love there from some woman. Yeah, he is.
- 28:27Speaker 1: I hope that's not his sister because they were giving
- 28:29Speaker 1: kiss signs and all that. So I hope that's not.
- 28:31Speaker 1: I heard that's someone's daughter. That's Dennis Rodman's daughter. Dennis
- 28:34Speaker 1: Rodman's daughter. Oh, Dennis Rodman's daughter. That's his girlfriend, yeah. Really? Yeah,
- 28:37Speaker 1: she's also an athlete. Is that right? Yeah. Boy, Rodman,
- 28:40Speaker 1: I mean, that guy. Look at that. Knucklehead that guy was.
- 28:44Speaker 1: I was around him. He was the weirdest dude. Anyway, well,
- 28:47Speaker 1: everyone knows he's weird. I don't need to tell that.
- 28:49Speaker 1: All right, there you go. It is the Ben Maller Show.
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- 28:58Speaker 1: And Lorena, FSR Tech Queen.
- 29:01Speaker 2: Hi, Bill.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Don't talk to me. And you can hear Brandon there, Mr. Tennis.
- 29:05Speaker 1: giving us tennis updates. You can find Brandon on the
- 29:08Speaker 1: X Machine at BSD Takes. And why don't we get
- 29:14Speaker 1: to Benny versus the Penny real quick, then we'll take
- 29:15Speaker 1: some calls. Yes, that sounds good. All right, here we go.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Welcome, players.
- 29:20Speaker 1: You're welcome.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Are you up for more Malheur Mayhem?
- 29:22Speaker 1: Yeah!
- 29:24Speaker 2: It's time now. Benny versus the Penny.
- 29:28Speaker 1: Back on radio where it all started. And we'll do
- 29:31Speaker 1: the Wednesday night game. The Wednesday night game here. You've
- 29:35Speaker 1: got the New England Patriots Roadshow taking on the Seattle
- 29:40Speaker 1: Seahawks on DraftKings. The Patriots are an underdog. And Seattle
- 29:45Speaker 1: favored by three points at home. It was four points.
- 29:48Speaker 1: It was three and a half. As of right now,
- 29:51Speaker 1: the line is three for Seattle favored. Now, the wise
- 29:57Speaker 1: guys in this game, the Sharps, are leaning towards the Patriots.
- 30:00Speaker 1: The public betting heavier on the Seattle Seahawks. based on
- 30:04Speaker 1: the information that we have as doing Benny versus the Penny.
- 30:08Speaker 1: And so you've got the rematch of the Super Bowl
- 30:11Speaker 1: back in February, Super Bowl LX, which we know Seattle
- 30:16Speaker 1: won not much of a great Super Bowl there. And
- 30:19Speaker 1: this is the rare Wednesday night game at Lumen Field.
- 30:23Speaker 1: I believe that's the corporate sponsor these days for the
- 30:26Speaker 1: Seahawks stadium there as the 12s will be out. And
- 30:31Speaker 1: survey says, I'm going to take the Patriots here. The
- 30:34Speaker 1: Patriots are going to cover the spread. I'll take the
- 30:36Speaker 1: three points here. It'll be a low-scoring physical game. Well, no,
- 30:40Speaker 1: we're not flipping the penny yet. Well, you're prematurely flipping
- 30:43Speaker 1: the penny. Oh, my bad. I don't know when to
- 30:44Speaker 1: flip it. That's a bad job by you. I'll say,
- 30:47Speaker 1: knock that flip out. You don't need that flip. All right.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Very good. Yes. So here's the key of the game.
- 30:54Speaker 1: We call this the breakdown arena, the game breakdown here.
- 30:56Speaker 1: This is a very important part of Benny versus the penny.
- 30:58Speaker 1: So we'll clean this up in post. Don't worry. We'll
- 31:00Speaker 1: clean this up in post. So early in the season,
- 31:02Speaker 1: typically takes a little while to get the engine started.
- 31:05Speaker 1: So low scoring, physical game. And the Patriots will be
- 31:11Speaker 1: plays to be made with A.J. Brown. There's some injuries
- 31:14Speaker 1: to the running game for the Patriots. But Ramondre Stevenson,
- 31:19Speaker 1: et cetera, all that. Seattle's secondary is not very good.
- 31:23Speaker 1: So I would think A.J. Brown and Drake May should
- 31:26Speaker 1: have some fun here against a weakling. Seattle's secondary is
- 31:29Speaker 1: so bad. How bad are they? They signed a dude
- 31:32Speaker 1: facing life in prison. That's how bad they are. I mean,
- 31:35Speaker 1: you've got to suck to do that. And so as
- 31:39Speaker 1: far as the home field and all that, Lumen Field,
- 31:42Speaker 1: the 12-man, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They're going to
- 31:44Speaker 1: have the banner-raising ceremony tomorrow. So it's up to the
- 31:48Speaker 1: New England defense. But the good news is I'm not
- 31:50Speaker 1: convinced that Sam Darnold has killed all of his demons.
- 31:53Speaker 1: I think there's still ghosts out there. So if you
- 31:56Speaker 1: can disrupt the run, limit Jackson Smith and Jigba, and
- 32:02Speaker 1: I don't think the Seahawks offense is all that great.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Patriots under Mike Rabel have, and just Rabel going back
- 32:08Speaker 1: to his days in Tennessee, I know he's a little
- 32:10Speaker 1: different coach now because of all the canoodling with Diana Rossini.
- 32:14Speaker 1: But Vrabel's been great in prime time in his career,
- 32:17Speaker 1: 16-8 against the spread since 2018. Also, if you look
- 32:22Speaker 1: at Vrabel straight up as an underdog of three points
- 32:27Speaker 1: or more since 2018, he's got a winning record as
- 32:30Speaker 1: a dog in that spot. So, again, I'm going to
- 32:33Speaker 1: take the Patriots. I don't need the points, but I'm
- 32:37Speaker 1: going to take the points. And that Sam Darnold, what
- 32:40Speaker 1: are you thinking moments going to happen there? as the
- 32:43Speaker 1: glass slipper breaks. And now we can flip the penny,
- 32:46Speaker 1: and let's find out. Brandon, you are in the chair
- 32:49Speaker 1: representing the Pennies. Flip the penny in the air everywhere. Now,
- 32:51Speaker 1: the way this works, if you're new to Benny vs.
- 32:53Speaker 1: the Penny, the last couple years been on TV, heads
- 32:57Speaker 1: and tails, obviously. Tails is the road team. Heads is
- 33:01Speaker 1: the home team. So let's flip it up in the
- 33:03Speaker 1: air everywhere. Here we go. And, Brandon, who is the
- 33:07Speaker 1: penny picking? The road team.
- 33:12Speaker 2: Tails.
- 33:13Speaker 1: Do you know who the road team is? The Patriots?
- 33:16Speaker 1: We're still talking Patriots here, right? Am I tripping?
- 33:19Speaker 3: Yes.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I just was seeing if anyone was paying attention because
- 33:22Speaker 1: I feel like I'm the only one. Yes, the New
- 33:24Speaker 1: England Patriots. All right. Well, this is a fine, smooth
- 33:26Speaker 1: oil operation.
- 33:28Speaker 2: All right.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Well, anyway, so we agree. So the Penny and me, Ben,
- 33:32Speaker 1: picking the Patriots. Plus the points. All right. And we'll
- 33:36Speaker 1: have tomorrow more of Benny versus the Penny. Let's go
- 33:40Speaker 1: to the phones right now, and let's say hello to Montreal.
- 33:44Speaker 1: We'll say hello to Tony in Montreal. What's going on, Tony? Welcome. Tony. Tony. Tony.
- 33:54Speaker 1: I think he's sleeping. Tony. He fell asleep there. He's
- 33:57Speaker 1: dreaming of the Expos right now. He's dreaming of Warren Cromartie.
- 34:04Speaker 1: And is it, well, Rock Raines. No, Gary Cart, that's right.
- 34:08Speaker 3: No.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Hmm, who else? He's a quiet sleeper. Yeah, he is.
- 34:14Speaker 1: I like when they have sleep apnea. He's in good shape, clearly.
- 34:17Speaker 1: All right, we'll hang up on him. Let's say hello
- 34:19Speaker 1: to Andre in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre. Andre, Andre, welcome.
- 34:25Speaker 3: What's going on, Ben? Willis is up.
- 34:28Speaker 1: The dogs are barking. The dogs are barking.
- 34:31Speaker 3: Yeah, he's acting up. He's going to calm down now
- 34:33Speaker 3: because we have a record. We got history in the mix.
- 34:37Speaker 3: This is history right now, Ben. You see what Ben
- 34:39Speaker 3: Shelton just did?
- 34:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on every TV in the studio.
- 34:45Speaker 3: And people are up, and then we got a quick turnaround.
- 34:47Speaker 3: But if it's history, then we have to have these
- 34:49Speaker 3: quick turnarounds. I mean, when you're pushing yourself, you can
- 34:52Speaker 3: get two, three hours of sleep. You just have to
- 34:54Speaker 3: get the power nap in. What you have to do
- 34:56Speaker 3: is because you're going to get up because that's like
- 34:58Speaker 3: the morning rush, you know, to get out there and
- 35:00Speaker 3: get your cup of morning joe. But obviously you're going
- 35:02Speaker 3: to hit a wall, usually around noontime that you're going
- 35:05Speaker 3: to have to fight through when you have the low sleep.
- 35:07Speaker 3: But then you say, I'm going to get a power
- 35:08Speaker 3: nap in around like four or five and then push through.
- 35:11Speaker 3: But then the difficult part is getting to sleep that
- 35:13Speaker 3: night after the power nap. But you should be kind
- 35:15Speaker 3: of exhausted because you pushed and strained. Listen, Mr. Ben
- 35:19Speaker 3: Shelton there. He's doing it for the ATL. I don't
- 35:22Speaker 3: know if I saw Ludacris there, but Kevin Hart was
- 35:24Speaker 3: in the building then.
- 35:25Speaker 1: I did see Kevin Hart. He stayed to the end.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Kevin Hart was there. Ben Shelton, your big winner at
- 35:31Speaker 1: the U.S. Open there, and they're celebrating. Now, when's he
- 35:34Speaker 1: playing next? Do you know? Are you a tennis guy? Andre,
- 35:37Speaker 1: come on now.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Come on now. Come on now. Huge, huge group.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Really? All right. We're going back.
- 35:42Speaker 3: We're talking. We're talking Johnny McEnroe. We're talking.
- 35:45Speaker 1: All right. Well, when does Ben Shelton play next? So
- 35:49Speaker 1: this thing ended after 3.30 in the morning in New York.
- 35:52Speaker 1: And does he have a day off? Does he go
- 35:54Speaker 1: right back to the court later on tonight? He's on Friday, Ben.
- 35:58Speaker 1: All Friday.
- 35:58Speaker 3: He's at an All-American semifinals.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Okay.
- 36:01Speaker 1: He's on Friday. America. I'm wrapping myself in the flag
- 36:06Speaker 1: right now. Ben Shelton won nine consecutive games. What a performance.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Down goes Alcatraz. Down goes Alcatraz.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Alcaraz, and you want to talk about a true gentleman
- 36:18Speaker 3: and a scholar, all right, because he's, Alcaraz is out
- 36:21Speaker 3: of this world, and we.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Got a powerhouse.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Man, he went out of there, smile on his face, clapping,
- 36:28Speaker 3: all right? You see what happens when somebody, first of all,
- 36:30Speaker 3: you see what happens when some of these tennis folks lose?
- 36:32Speaker 3: Are we going back to Garth Brooks? They smashed their
- 36:35Speaker 3: tennis racket. Those things are expensive. Do they recycle the
- 36:39Speaker 3: metal after you smash it?
- 36:40Speaker 1: No, they probably, guys like, when they break a racket,
- 36:43Speaker 1: guys like Darren Revell buy it on the internet. So
- 36:46Speaker 1: that's what happens. It goes to the auction.
- 36:48Speaker 3: Okay, so they buy the smashed up racket. I'm saying,
- 36:50Speaker 3: those things aren't cheap.
- 36:52Speaker 1: No, they're not. They're priced.
- 36:53Speaker 3: You don't just throw that away. What are we doing here?
- 36:57Speaker 3: And then how long, remember Garth Brooks? He went through
- 36:59Speaker 3: that phase. We have phases in our life where he
- 37:01Speaker 3: used to smash the guitars after the show.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Those things are, what are you doing? That's part of
- 37:07Speaker 1: the entertainment. It's part of the show. You got to
- 37:09Speaker 1: enjoy the show.
- 37:10Speaker 3: I don't do the waste. I'm a heavy-duty recycler. I
- 37:13Speaker 3: grew up with Captain Planet. We don't do that. And
- 37:15Speaker 3: we compost, so it come out.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Captain Planet. Yeah, exactly.
- 37:20Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Awesome 80s baby. So we
- 37:23Speaker 3: got to get that in order. But Alcaraz was a
- 37:25Speaker 3: gentleman and a scholar. Ben Shelton, tremendous.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Well, I'm just happy a guy named Ben won because,
- 37:31Speaker 1: you know, there's not many people named Ben in the world,
- 37:33Speaker 1: so we need more Bens. I got to go, but
- 37:36Speaker 1: we love you. The great Andre in the Commonwealth there.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Supermarket Steve chimes in regarding the Aaron Judge mention in
- 37:43Speaker 1: the monologue. He says they asked Aaron Judge if he
- 37:45Speaker 1: wanted to come back through the minors. He saw that
- 37:48Speaker 1: the Yankees were playing the Colorado Rockies. He said that's
- 37:51Speaker 1: just as good. That's a good line. I wish I
- 37:53Speaker 1: had come up with that line. That's a good line.
- 37:54Speaker 1: The Rockies are a minor league team. Yeah, absolutely. There
- 37:59Speaker 1: you go.
- 37:59Speaker 2: All right.
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- 38:11Speaker 1: And you can try to answer this on X at
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- 38:18Speaker 1: Indianapolis on Sunday, Ravens running back Derrick Henry can tie
- 38:21Speaker 1: blank for the third most rushing touchdowns in NFL history,
- 38:25Speaker 1: trailing only Hall of Famer Emmitt Smith and fellow Hall
- 38:29Speaker 1: of Famer LaDainian Tomlinson. That is the Insta trivia. The answer.
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- 39:22Speaker 5: As we continue. Tennis match is over now at the
- 39:24Speaker 5: US Open. Still over. Ben Shelton, your winner. After 3.30
- 39:27Speaker 5: in the morning.
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- 40:09Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, time now for the payoff on
- 40:14Speaker 1: the Insta trivia with a rushing touchdown against the Colts
- 40:18Speaker 1: on Sunday. Ravens running back Derrick Henry can tie blank
- 40:23Speaker 1: for the third most rushing touchdowns in NFL history. Betrayal
- 40:28Speaker 1: only Emmitt Smith and LaDainian Tomlinson. That's the question. What's
- 40:34Speaker 1: the answer? And so fill in the blank. Let's see.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Does anyone know? Nerf inventor Fred Cox from Althea. Shelton
- 40:41Speaker 1: Benjamin from King Roy. That's his answer. Earl Campbell from
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- 40:54Speaker 1: Timmy Smith from Mediocre Kabuki. Who else do we have?
- 40:58Speaker 1: I can't read that. Lorraine, do you have an answer?
- 41:00Speaker 1: I'm going to go with Dan Beyer. No, not Dan,
- 41:04Speaker 1: who I think is going to be doing an update.
- 41:06Speaker 1: Marcus Allen. Raider legend Marcus Allen is the answer. third
- 41:11Speaker 1: you would tie him all right here we go here
- 41:13Speaker 1: we go we can do this we can do this
- 41:14Speaker 1: we can do this we can do this we can
- 41:15Speaker 1: do this third degree brandon quickly brandon.
- 41:19Speaker 4: Already with packers running back jordan love on the commissioners
- 41:22Speaker 4: except or jordan love josh jacobs sorry yeah i got
- 41:25Speaker 4: this from coop coop might.
- 41:27Speaker 1: Have been sleeping i like that you immediately threw coop
- 41:29Speaker 1: under the bus i love that you know what you
- 41:32Speaker 1: we pass mallard to the third degree yeah.
- 41:34Speaker 4: Yeah you passed yeah no no but basically uh coop
- 41:39Speaker 4: An NFL insider that believes that Jordan Love can win
- 41:41Speaker 4: an MVP.
- 41:42Speaker 1: That's where he mixed up.
- 41:43Speaker 4: He was comparing the two. Because some of the goal
- 41:45Speaker 4: line runs by Jacobs will be passes by Love.
- 41:48Speaker 1: No, because Jordan Love will not be consistent enough to
- 41:51Speaker 1: win an MVP award, so no. Next!
- 41:53Speaker 4: All right, it was reported this week that Pukunuku is
- 41:55Speaker 4: unlikely to face discipline stemming from the offseason lawsuit in
- 41:57Speaker 4: which he was accused of biting a woman.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Ben, are you shocked? Like Dracula. Well, I don't know.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Maybe they were both into kinky stuff.
- 42:05Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 42:05Speaker 1: But listen, it's a civil matter, right? It's not a
- 42:08Speaker 1: criminal matter, so the NFL usually kind of looks away
- 42:10Speaker 1: from civil matters.
- 42:11Speaker 2: Next!
- 42:11Speaker 4: Next! An NBA insider speculated this week that Houston Rockets
- 42:14Speaker 4: haven't traded Kevin Durant simply because there isn't a trade
- 42:17Speaker 4: market for him.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Do you think that's the case? Yeah. Well, he's older.
- 42:22Speaker 1: He's got a lot of internal issues, Durant. He's an
- 42:25Speaker 1: acquired taste. I think somebody would take him because he'll
- 42:27Speaker 1: still sell some tickets, but it's not a great market
- 42:29Speaker 1: for Kevin Durant. I like the Kevin Durant slander, though.
- 42:33Speaker 1: And by the way, Brandon, you win because you ripped
- 42:35Speaker 1: Koopa Loop right away. So you're the winner. I love it.
- 42:39Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Two seconds he took
- 42:43Speaker 1: a shot at Koop.