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72 Hours (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to black man can't jump on each of y'all.
• 0:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Patriot on the city.
• 0:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know you fucking lie.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: For some reason.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, that's the sketch phrase.
• 0:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was the sketch.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That became the catchphrase.
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  [UNKNOWN]: Boom.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was the catchphrase.
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was the catchphrase.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know you fucking lie.
• 0:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because there was just so many unbelievable things happening that he needed to call those unbelievable things out in a manner that made him relate to mine.
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know?
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just hope this whole off on these questions, or we should.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, this is the free this is the free portion.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the free portion.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Where everybody ever.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is what you want to say.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what you want to say, right?
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: What I want to say?
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, what I want to say, I'm not hiding anything.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm holding back.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So that we, we, tidally the audience so that they want to, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like any of it, but I don't like any of it.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, for those of you listening for the first time, welcome for a little bit and then you better subscribe.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you better jump on what you do.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you want to subscribe?
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: You clearly got a Netflix subscription, and so now you just need to get a black main kit up in Hollywood on Patreon subscription.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all you need to have for technically.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Red circle would also have this one if you have the subscription.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, on Patreon or on subscribe.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Some subscription.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Subscribers.
• 2:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: What you'll be getting is a film review podcast.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that talks about the films of leading black actors in Hollywood.
• 2:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Hold on, you know what we do that through though.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We discussed that through the context of race and diversity in Hollywood.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: do it.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now this is not a political podcast.
• 2:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what we do.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we do have some fun.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: We have some jokes.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We do some jokey jokes.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: We talk about our place in the industry, which is at the bottom.
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just a little, just a little early podcast, she's, for sure, for us, for us, for us, for us, for us, for us, for us, for us, for us.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, and yeah, we, in our podcast episodes are famously long, the longest one clock in it at 72 hours.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm kidding, that's, that doesn't clock in that long.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the name of the movie.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like it.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like it.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is the name of the movie.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the name of the movie.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the name of the movie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the movie is.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the movie is.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I don't even know what that means.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That means.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I haven't done here.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We just, yeah.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just going to ban the initial thoughts yet.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you want to know what we actually think about the movie, you got a tune in on Patreon.
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's get into it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, because the movie we're talking about is 72 hours.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is a film starring Kevin Hart, directed by Tim Story.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And it also has the cast of some young up-and-coming, especially as Kevaharten, S&L.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, and, and, and, well, yeah, of course, you've come from S&L.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we got, yeah, Mason Gooding from the, uh,
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was it screen?
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was he screened?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Screened franchise?
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, screened franchise.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: The reboot.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The core for four four four.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so he's one of the core.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are my cello Hernandez.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or are you pronouncing my cello?
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think he would do more cello.
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he would do more jealous.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't cam Patterson and Ben Marshall from I think you should leave.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: This also stars Tiana Taylor and friend of the podcast, Zach Cherry.
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, wait and also for part of the movie.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anna Garcia is in this film.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And as Kale in it, she's so funny in this.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was actually was so fun.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Has Anna been on our podcast yet?
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, she did our live show twice.
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we were doing, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So, and what do you say?
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is the movie about?
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's the movie is about and I want everyone to hear here, you can't see me do this, but you will hear it.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: The movie is about a 40 year old executive
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have that end up a three day bachelor party with 20 things after being mistakenly included in their chat group.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: You have to do all of that.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He just did he just did a people play.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He did a hangover.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He just did a hangover.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He just did a hangover.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just something.
• 6:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He did a hangover.
• 6:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: He did a hangover.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He did a hangover.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Draw a hangover.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Draw a hangover.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There is no box office.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: There is no box office because this was straight to Netflix.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what do you, as, as our most comedy films in our day and age, sadly, what do you think the rotten tomato score is rotten tomato for this movie?
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, this movie would have 68%.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Over to higher to low.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait to high.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: wait way too high.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That would be it.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're talking about critics or audience.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you saying critics?
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you got it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you think?
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you think?
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Critics side of it, Jara.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean critics hate comedy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Critics.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 30 30.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: They sure do that.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Man, you are aiming for the stars, my man.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: For cent.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: For two percent.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's that's all right.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's all?
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's great.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What's
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  [SPEAKER_02]: 48 I'm a test.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm right now, I'm a Let's take you to the right now Wait, wait, I'm more I think I think All right, go ahead.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: This is a good note.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I know cool.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, start should I start?
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, can't jump.