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The Internet Is Outraged · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Today on the Wild World Web, how a football coach
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  Speaker 1: was caught sneaking out of his twenty four year old
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend's bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the untamed realm of the world's wide Web,
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  Speaker 2: a swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self obsessed social
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  Speaker 2: media posts. In this digital jungle, Joonaman being a your
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  Speaker 2: fearless guide leading you through the wildest parts of the
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  Speaker 2: wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 1: This is the wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome along to another edition of the wild wild Web,
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  Speaker 3: where a wild story needs to be talked about by us.
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  Speaker 3: An actual story we've seen on the internet, and today
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  Speaker 3: it's to do. It's a football one. You've lured me
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  Speaker 3: in with a football story here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Actually, Taylor's brought it too. Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: You found the story online, producer Taylor about the Patriots
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  Speaker 4: football coach. Now, this was the coach of Tom Brady's.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is guy the guy that was mentioned
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  Speaker 5: in the roast, right did the roast Tom Brady? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: But that's the only reason I clicked on the story
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  Speaker 5: because I recognized his name.
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  Speaker 3: Very successful coach.
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  Speaker 6: Bellow check yeah chick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now what's what's he done near? Producer Tator.
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  Speaker 7: So he was caught leaving a house shirtless on security
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  Speaker 7: camera footage, But turns out it was his girlfriend, who's
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  Speaker 7: a cheerleader. Ex cheerleader how.
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  Speaker 1: Old's bill belchick? How was the girlfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Twenty four So they've been in a relationship, will have
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  Speaker 3: been well.
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  Speaker 7: It was allegedly that they had broken up, but now
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  Speaker 7: a shirtless picture would otherwise.
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  Speaker 4: The headline s he's sneaking out of his schoolfriend's house,
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  Speaker 4: but together he's just leaving his girlfriend's house without a
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  Speaker 4: shirt on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there would be like my future boyfriend would be
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  Speaker 5: born in eight years.
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  Speaker 7: It's not far off from what you've got currently.
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  Speaker 5: Gun.
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  Speaker 1: And also, if I can explain it, I can explain.
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  Speaker 4: But if I can explain the shirtless thing, it's very
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  Speaker 4: hot over there at the moment in America, they're reaching
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  Speaker 4: the height of the beginning of summer too, so you know,
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  Speaker 4: you never.
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  Speaker 6: Know it can be shirtless leaving it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four years old cheerleader?
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  Speaker 7: She was?
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  Speaker 1: She a Patriots cheerleader.
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  Speaker 6: Didn't say.
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  Speaker 7: Apparently they met on a plane, so I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 7: she was.
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  Speaker 5: Then there's a picture of a selfie when they're on
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  Speaker 5: a place, so she obviously knew who he was, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we got a selfie that has gone around as like
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  Speaker 5: the moment they met, and she was really stoked about
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  Speaker 5: meeting him.
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  Speaker 6: So please, if you're in love, struck by him, If.
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  Speaker 4: You're in love, you're in love. Age knows no boundaries,
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  Speaker 4: well it does.
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  Speaker 1: The Lord knows the boundaries. We all know the boundaries.
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  Speaker 3: Cheerleader at Bridgewater State University, so that she was a
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  Speaker 3: university cheerleader at former cheerleader, no longer a cheerleader.
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  Speaker 1: So she had nothing to do with the Patriots.
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  Speaker 3: And they met on a flight from Boston to Florida
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  Speaker 3: and twenty twenty one, Yeah, there you go. Well, took
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  Speaker 3: a selfie, obviously got together and then they were a
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  Speaker 3: spotted together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in a relationship, imagine you know, you have to
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  Speaker 4: have a pretty thick skin in that regard because you like, well,
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  Speaker 4: society is going to judge. They're going to judge us,
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  Speaker 4: So you'd have to be sure that you're like, are
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  Speaker 4: we in love? Are we actually doing this? Because we're
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  Speaker 4: both putting ourselves out.
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  Speaker 1: There for a row.
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  Speaker 5: But society will judge you no matter what, So just
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  Speaker 5: have a good time. You know, society will judge you
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  Speaker 5: for something in your life.
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  Speaker 4: I mean regardless, you know, male, female, whatever you associate with.
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  Speaker 4: If you're in your seventies and you're the twenty four
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  Speaker 4: year old.
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  Speaker 5: Fear play, fear play, he's a bug bin, the same
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  Speaker 5: bug I was trying to get.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a little fruit flying yesterday. I was just
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  Speaker 3: you know, I was randomly clapping around there, trying to
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  Speaker 3: get that.
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  Speaker 6: It's like he's got a little that's okay, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Enthusiastic. It's like, get onto it. Yeah, that was because
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  Speaker 3: that same fruit flyers sort of hanging around.
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  Speaker 6: Living in here.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we do a little bit of a
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  Speaker 1: fruit flowing festation here.
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  Speaker 4: They do pop up really ugly. I mean, radio studio
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  Speaker 4: is just a filthy sispit.
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  Speaker 3: Of not as as they used to be.
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  Speaker 4: The year.
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  Speaker 1: We try and keep this relatively keen.
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  Speaker 6: It's lingering around Ben though.
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  Speaker 1: She's to a mouse come in here near. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was.
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  Speaker 4: That was kind of misleading that this guy was sneaking
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  Speaker 4: out of an ex an ex girlfriend's house when they're dating.
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  Speaker 5: But we talk about this all the time when the
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  Speaker 5: Internet chucks up a story and we're like, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: we've been known to do it once or twice Kate Middleton.
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  Speaker 5: But there was the story I found and it's on
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  Speaker 5: a thread on readit called am I the asshole? I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to read you the headline and the internet has
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  Speaker 5: gone in. But see if you can guess why people
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  Speaker 5: are outraged by the headline. Man trash by internet for
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  Speaker 5: buying white flowers and brunch for Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 6: He's the outrage.
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  Speaker 3: So he's trashed by the Internet.
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  Speaker 5: He bought flowers and brunch for his wife, for his wife,
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  Speaker 5: his wife for Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it because people are like, she's a strong she's
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  Speaker 4: a strong woman. She can buy her own flowers and brunch. No,
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  Speaker 4: Miley Cyrus, I can buy myself flowers. The situation, he
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  Speaker 4: borrowed her card to pay.
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  Speaker 5: At the end, he bo't know, So I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how we've I don't know how he's
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  Speaker 5: being controlled for this that he again, man is trashed
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  Speaker 5: by internet for buying whyfe flowers and brunch for mothers?
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  Speaker 3: Did he buy on behalf of the kids or something.
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  Speaker 3: We were kind of annoyed about that it wasn't his wife.
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  Speaker 6: It was his wife.
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  Speaker 5: It was it was his wife who was the mother
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  Speaker 5: of his children.
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  Speaker 7: Were the flowers like cheap looking.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so it wasn't because that was the food he
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  Speaker 1: poisoned the food?
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  Speaker 7: No, was it like a fast food chain food?
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  Speaker 6: No, it was a nice brunch.
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  Speaker 1: Did he steal the flowers from a garden? What is
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  Speaker 1: this guy done? Monster? According?
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  Speaker 6: So, do you want me tell you?
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  Speaker 5: So? The story goes that she wanted to get her
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  Speaker 5: he had done in an expensive place and he was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you know, like that's a bit much. I'll take you
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  Speaker 5: out for brunch and flowers. But he was like, also,
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  Speaker 5: didn't know that I had to shower my wife from
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  Speaker 5: Mother's Day. I thought it was I just had to
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  Speaker 5: like buy presence from my mom.
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  Speaker 7: I came outrage now tooge I can see, first of all,
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  Speaker 7: just let her get her bloody hair done, and second
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  Speaker 7: all shut up and get her a gift. She just
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  Speaker 7: raised all your kids, like, I hate that tries the
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  Speaker 7: same crowd every every Mother's Day. I'm not buying you
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  Speaker 7: a present soon because you didn't raise me. Boll She
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  Speaker 7: freaking didn't. She picked up all the mistakes that his
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  Speaker 7: mom didn't bloody do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm done, We'll take away a break from let's
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  Speaker 1: go back shortly welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: There's one for yes, Sabrina Carpenter, your big pop star
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  Speaker 3: at the moment, she's facing backlash. She just about it
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  Speaker 3: her new song as well, not new songs, please please,
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  Speaker 3: not a new song, but a big hat and she's
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  Speaker 3: dressed as a worker from a like a coffee place
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  Speaker 3: and gone to work there as a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: publicity stunt. She's facing backlash.
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  Speaker 4: Why because she didn't actually sign up to the text
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  Speaker 4: department and you know how she did that.
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  Speaker 6: But is it to do with the outfit?
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  Speaker 3: It's yeah, what us to do with the out the anthony, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: mowing into it.
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  Speaker 7: People are like, how dare you assume you can just
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  Speaker 7: step in and make coffees?
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  Speaker 6: Like that's at all?
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  Speaker 5: That's good, guess, but that's not why people are trying
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  Speaker 5: to sexify the cafe industry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're kind of along the same outfit was too shortcut,
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  Speaker 4: too chesty, no, not enough chests, didn't do.
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  Speaker 7: Good customer service skills.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is that that people are annoyed because they're like,
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  Speaker 3: it's not cosplay to dress up with someone who's working
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  Speaker 3: minimum wage and stuff with celebrity, big rich person dressing
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  Speaker 3: up and this is what I'm saying the internet outrage.
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  Speaker 3: How did she come along and use it as a costume?
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  Speaker 3: And when people are working hard with people cafes, do.
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  Speaker 7: We just dress up as a big celebrity and get
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  Speaker 7: to go on tour all year and just leave, we
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  Speaker 7: go to parties, parties back.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it does feel like you can't you can't
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  Speaker 3: do anything.
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  Speaker 5: I owned a cafe and worked in a cafe on
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  Speaker 5: minimum wage, and that would not bother me at all.
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  Speaker 6: I'd be like, damn, I should have sixified my outfit.
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  Speaker 5: It's exists back and wear something cute.
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  Speaker 3: She worked in that, and they're like, oh, okay, it's
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  Speaker 3: a bad gimmick. That's what some people were saying. Minimum
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  Speaker 3: wage isn't a trend. Guys, she's working.
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  Speaker 4: You would ever crack anyone ever cracked at the industry
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  Speaker 4: for not raising the wages the carpet.
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  Speaker 3: It's not everyone as usual, it's not everyone that's getting upset.
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  Speaker 3: But that's something I just did to top and outrage
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  Speaker 3: and there you go, that's that's yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I did see that. Chrissy Tiagan, did you see this? Taylor?
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  Speaker 5: On her Instagram, she put up that of her getting
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  Speaker 5: having a bath and it's dirty. And if you didn't
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  Speaker 5: have the sound on, you're like, oh, she's filthy. Everyone's like, ah, yuck,
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  Speaker 5: you dirty bitch. And she was like, thanks to everyone
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  Speaker 5: who didn't put the sound on. This is me washing
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  Speaker 5: off my body makeup.
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  Speaker 1: People outraged that she was in a dirty bar.
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  Speaker 5: It was still outraged that, Like they were like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: how hard for you washing off your body makeup and
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  Speaker 5: your opulent bath and your rich mansion.
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  Speaker 6: It's like, oh my god, how.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a bathe? Some people can't even sit
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  Speaker 1: in muddy bath water home?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know how freedom n Speaking of baths, funny
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  Speaker 4: story he when he was growing up, they didn't want
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  Speaker 4: to waste water his family. He came from quite a
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  Speaker 4: big family, so when it came to bath time, his
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  Speaker 4: dad would go first, then it goes mum and the
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  Speaker 4: water afterwards. Then he was three siblings later. And you said,
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  Speaker 4: by the time he was in there, there was bloody
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  Speaker 4: twigs and.
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  Speaker 6: It's so grim.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I didn't have to go through the whole family,
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  Speaker 3: but I me and my sister and I would, you know, bath,
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  Speaker 3: leave the water.
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  Speaker 1: It's different.
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  Speaker 5: I bathed my two kids together, so that kind of
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  Speaker 5: feels different. At least they're going into coming out. It's
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  Speaker 5: nasty going into nasty.
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  Speaker 6: Someone else's water was fine.
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  Speaker 3: So the whole family. You got your dad, you got
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  Speaker 3: your mum, Ray, ray, you'll get in there now together?
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, would you do it?
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  Speaker 6: But then if you have a spa.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like, yeah, we're stealing at each other's juice.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've jumped in the bath after John Boy
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  Speaker 4: was in there. Yeah, and it tastes different the water taste.
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  Speaker 6: Did you get it?
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  Speaker 1: Fruit fly in front of the.
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  Speaker 5: Slept Immediately, I was like, I hope you didn't get it?
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  Speaker 5: His poor family.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm outraged. I'm outraged that you killed the fruit fly.
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  Speaker 3: Now the family I can't get I couldn't get it. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So would you rather have would you rather hear we go?
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  Speaker 3: Would you have a bath with your parents or after
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  Speaker 3: your parents? Oh? So they've gone, they've gone one by one,
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  Speaker 3: they've had their the bar. You've got to get an option.
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  Speaker 1: And everything. What have they done in the bath previously?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So the two of them have been together doing stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They did a bath together, okay, and now you've got
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  Speaker 3: to get it after that.
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  Speaker 6: Or running away from home.
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  Speaker 3: And this is you at this age, or you have
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  Speaker 3: to get it now with all three of you and
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  Speaker 3: the normal size, just a normal bath, just a tub.
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  Speaker 6: No, I'd get in with them.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, he's saying, I'm getting in after and I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what they've done in there, and.
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  Speaker 4: You're still doing they.
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  Speaker 6: You're there, You're just getting into clean. I've seen them
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  Speaker 6: know before, So that's not a shot.
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  Speaker 3: You're just all sitting there uncomfortably.
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  Speaker 6: If I'm there, I know the water has not had anything, but.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what's happening underneath the bubbles up. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so who would you fly?
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  Speaker 7: I don't want him to die.
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  Speaker 6: Will just show them out the door?
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  Speaker 1: Outrage?
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  Speaker 3: Outrage? Why was this podcast called outrage because the fruit
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  Speaker 3: fly died in the end of it?
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  Speaker 6: Didn't fly?
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  Speaker 1: That's still good, Taylor Lombardi, Did you have a bath
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  Speaker 1: at Huh?
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  Speaker 4: Did?
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine when he Sydney houses having baths.
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  Speaker 7: No, we did, and every time I had one, no doubt,
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  Speaker 7: would pass out your person in the No, when I
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  Speaker 7: stand up, I suddenly passed out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we've got to show shower.
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  Speaker 6: A slippery like a jelly mat in the bottoms get
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  Speaker 6: over like a.
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  Speaker 3: Little They made a bath in a shower size situation.
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  Speaker 6: That was good.
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  Speaker 3: I guess you're using least water.
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  Speaker 6: It's you're a bit of a sharp and you're in
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  Speaker 6: the bath. You're lying down, and then you turn the
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  Speaker 6: shower head.
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  Speaker 1: Off through a water for the bath.
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  Speaker 7: Why they're called shoves.
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  Speaker 5: It was a weird yeah, shaft shaft your damn.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever get did you ever do the thing
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  Speaker 4: in the bath where you'd slide your ass along the
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  Speaker 4: bottom back and forth, and then the you would create
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  Speaker 4: like a wave and how far you can push that
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  Speaker 4: wave up before it tipped over.
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  Speaker 6: The edge or like a whirlpool?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a whirlpool in the back around swing your letter
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  Speaker 5: now with your parents Now, I'm just like, oh, there's.
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  Speaker 6: No room to move.
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  Speaker 3: Weird, really traumatic story. Radio was that was the rock.
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  Speaker 3: Someone told us that he was like letting the bath
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  Speaker 3: water out and you know there's quite a suction right
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  Speaker 3: at the end of you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how he was in that position, like
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  Speaker 5: one of them just yeah, you do know how he
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  Speaker 5: was in that position?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well anyway, yeah, trying some things.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, wait, how did he get out of that position?
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  Speaker 1: You need to kind of just like sort of get
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  Speaker 1: implemented d like suction. Yeah, I can't remember the last
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  Speaker 1: time I head of bath. You don't have them enough.
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  Speaker 1: When was the last time you guys hit a bath?
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  Speaker 6: Only like a couple of weeks ago. Really, I'm a
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  Speaker 6: big fan of the bath.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in there. Great, Great, I just don't find
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  Speaker 1: the time to.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably a nice thing to do, like, right, you know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: put a show on the laptop and watch watch.
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  Speaker 1: From Family Locked the Door.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're definitely booking out half an hour at least,
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  Speaker 4: don't you.
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  Speaker 5: You're well by the time you run the water, and
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  Speaker 5: you want to make the water worth it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, just know that i'd go, and I would
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  Speaker 4: go and use all your sicken hand bath water.
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  Speaker 1: That's how much I respected of you. Okay, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll try and catch it fruit fly. Right, have
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  Speaker 1: a great day.