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Laughs Unlimited Comedy Club _ Comedian Sheeno Khan · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Am I looking at you? Yeah. Talking straight into camera.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Good to Know Sacramento Edition podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You can even introduce yourself. Let's just talk like this. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up, dude? Good to be here. All right. What's up, dude?
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  Speaker 2: No, just chilling, man. We were just talking around because
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: we were talking about Marcus was here and he was
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  Speaker 2: talking about his first concert. We didn't get to the
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  Speaker 2: question with him, but You said yours was, what was yours?
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  Speaker 3: All right, so I'm not even like a religious person.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't raised religious, but I had friends that grew
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  Speaker 3: up in the church. My first concert, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you remember, there was a Christian boy band called
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  Speaker 3: Plus One. I don't know if anybody remembers Plus One,
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  Speaker 3: Come On, Dog, Bangers. It was in the era of
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  Speaker 3: NSYNC and Backstreet Boys, okay? So they came out with
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  Speaker 3: a Christian band. This is exactly who South Park was
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  Speaker 3: making fun of in that Christian band episode, where it
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  Speaker 3: was like you take a normal song and you replace
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  Speaker 3: words like baby and sweetheart with Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was, bro. It was that, okay?
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  Speaker 3: So it was back when the Sunrise Mall was a thing,
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  Speaker 3: and it was in the parking lot of the Sunrise Mall,
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  Speaker 3: and I saw Plus One, dude.
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  Speaker 1: And I got the CD. I got it signed. And honestly, bangers, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, man, they had some fire songs that still to
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  Speaker 3: this day, if you listened to, you wouldn't know they
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  Speaker 3: were about God and Jesus. It just sounds like any
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  Speaker 3: other boy band at the time.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's funny that you mentioned that? There's Flyleaf.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you ever heard of that rock band.
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  Speaker 2: They're fucking dope. And then all of a sudden, someone
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  Speaker 2: told me, they go, you know they're a Christian rock band.
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  Speaker 2: I go, shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They go listen to the words. And all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: There's another one like that that's low-key Christian. Obviously, Switchfoot.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember Switchfoot from.
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  Speaker 1: Back in the day. They were a Christian rock band.
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  Speaker 2: What was their song?
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  Speaker 1: But didn't somebody say the band that does the one
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  Speaker 1: from Vegas? Killers. The Killers. Yeah. They're a Christian rock band,
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  Speaker 1: are they not?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, listen to that over again. They can check
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  Speaker 2: it out.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, damn.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy, too, because it's like.
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  Speaker 1: So Mr. Brightside is Jesus. Is that who Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Brightside is? That's so funny, though, man. Now that you
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  Speaker 2: remind me of Switchfoot, I totally remember them now, because
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  Speaker 2: they had a banger, too. It came out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: We were meant for so much more. That's what it
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  Speaker 2: was called.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is, yeah. Yeah, you know what? I believe...
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: You've convinced me. You know what? After 34 years, I
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  Speaker 3: was meant for so much more. I should invest in that.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of music and shit like that, you dropped a banger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I finally cracked the code on weaving my comedy into
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  Speaker 3: my music, and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do more. It's a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing that since high school, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I have videos of me doing comedic rap songs all
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  Speaker 3: the way back my junior, senior year of high school.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm taking advantage of the fact that me
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  Speaker 3: and Zoran Mamdani are twins. And I made a Zoran
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  Speaker 3: Mamdani parody song and it took off. And shout out
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  Speaker 3: to all the local comics because everybody reposted it and
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  Speaker 3: that helped it get out of my ecosystem, my bubble.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, people think I'm that dude.
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  Speaker 2: Because I reposted it too because I watched it and
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  Speaker 2: then I was like– I.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate you, bro. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Because I know that you have to– not only for engagement,
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  Speaker 2: but they also see how much time you spend on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, we have to watch the whole clip.
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  Speaker 2: And then I reposted it. And I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I was like a slow slapper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to mix in the stuff that's like
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  Speaker 3: inherently me. I wanted to make it kind of Bay Area. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I wanted to like mix the West Coast and
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  Speaker 1: the East Coast.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm a big Mac Dre fan from my childhood.
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  Speaker 3: So it was just a weird mix. I wrote that
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  Speaker 3: in the Uber on the way to the airport. My
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  Speaker 3: buddy called me and he's like, bro, you need to
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  Speaker 3: do a Zoran thing. Because I posted a pic of
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  Speaker 3: me next to him, how much we look alike. And
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  Speaker 3: he's like, bro, you need to do a song. I
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  Speaker 3: wrote it in the Uber on the way to the airport.
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  Speaker 3: And then filmed it when I got– or recorded it
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  Speaker 3: when I got back. And then my buddy filmed it
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  Speaker 3: for me. And I had it in the bank so
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  Speaker 3: that I could drop it on his inauguration day. And
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  Speaker 3: I dropped it on January 1st. So it just worked out, man. And, like,
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  Speaker 3: he was already– like, his name was in the zeitgeist
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  Speaker 3: of just internet.
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  Speaker 1: And so it was just kind of like the perfect storm.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny, too, because, like, as I'm watching it,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because I'm paying attention to what you're doing
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  Speaker 2: and your cutting and your wear and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: And then it dawned on me. I was like, is
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  Speaker 2: this back draped?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were locked in, bro. You didn't even realize. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, right on. That's so silly, though. It's
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  Speaker 1: so fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually fun because you can just fuck around and
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  Speaker 2: you can draw more concepts, more.
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  Speaker 1: Ideas and parodies. It's so cool. I got another one
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  Speaker 1: cooking right now. Really? Yeah, I got another one. Exclusive.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to do a parody of the song. So
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: you know how Donald Trump is kind of weirdly obsessed
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  Speaker 3: with Zoran Mamdani? I don't know if you've seen their interactions,
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  Speaker 3: but it's a guy who he should have no love for,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he, he hates billionaires.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to tax them.
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  Speaker 3: He's an Arab dude from New York in his like
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  Speaker 3: home state who wants to tax people like him. He's
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  Speaker 3: a democratic socialist. There's no reason for, but he's like
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  Speaker 3: oddly enamored with this guy. Like if you see them
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  Speaker 3: in interviews.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I, he's like, I like this guy. We shouldn't,
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  Speaker 1: but I like him, you know?
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, and he's like, there was that interview
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  Speaker 3: where he was like, uh, someone was like, so Zoran,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you, You you've called Donald Trump a fascist before. Like,
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  Speaker 3: do you still agree with that? And Zoran kind of hesitated.
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  Speaker 3: Trump was like, it's OK. You can call me a fascist.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of like it. And so he's weirdly. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing a parody of the song Stan, which is
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  Speaker 3: like the one where he's like writing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, it's like a love letter. So
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  Speaker 3: Trump is going to be writing like a weird love letter.
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  Speaker 3: So I got to find if anybody out there does
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  Speaker 3: a good Trump impression that can do it and wrap it.
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  Speaker 2: We're looking for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for you. We're looking for you.
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  Speaker 3: By the time this comes out, I might already have it.
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  Speaker 3: You missed your shot. But that's what I need. So
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  Speaker 3: that's what I'm working on right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny. Well, that's dope. And so you're doing well
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  Speaker 2: on the socials right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I don't know what's well. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know either. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's such
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  Speaker 1: a fickle thing.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm trying not to get, like I'm not somebody
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  Speaker 3: that's like trying to, ride the wave too much.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, you know what, man?
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  Speaker 3: Even that, I put that song out and I didn't
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  Speaker 3: drop a single thing for another two months because I
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  Speaker 3: just didn't want to feel like I needed to ride
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  Speaker 3: the wave or I needed to put things out just
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  Speaker 3: to put things out. It was like when something else
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  Speaker 3: comes along that I'm creatively excited about, I'll post it.
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  Speaker 1: Are we the same? Exactly. We are.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, that's my thing is quality over quantity. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not somebody that's just constantly trying to just put things
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  Speaker 3: out for the sake of it.
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  Speaker 1: If it posts in and it does well, awesome.
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  Speaker 3: But it's such a weird– the algorithm is something I
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  Speaker 3: try not to get too caught up in because.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't– You can definitely get addicted to a like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Addicted to like, yo, I need to post something. I
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  Speaker 2: need to see what they're saying. I need to constantly
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  Speaker 2: check my phone. I can't– I can't function with real
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  Speaker 2: life right now because I have to make sure. It's
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  Speaker 2: a separate world. I don't want to get sucked into
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  Speaker 2: too much. Dude, I'm watching kids get into that to
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  Speaker 2: the point where it's like, to us, it's kind of abnormal.
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  Speaker 2: But to the younger generation, it's like, no, it's completely
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  Speaker 2: normal to not do anything and watch other people do things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. The streamer. Watching somebody else play video games?
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  Speaker 1: Play video games. Watching somebody else open Pokemon cards? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or live life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The streamer shit is blowing my brain because it's just like,
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  Speaker 2: so I watched Neon go to Max Crosby's house. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is cool because this was
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  Speaker 2: a concept that's already been out for years.
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  Speaker 1: Who's Max Crosby?
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  Speaker 2: Max Crosby. Oh, how dare you? I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Is he a fighter? Is he a UFC fighter?
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  Speaker 2: Who's Mondami? I don't fucking know.
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  Speaker 1: Who is he? What world is he in? I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even roll it with it. I don't know who the
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  Speaker 1: fuck you were talking about.
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  Speaker 2: He's not a rapper or a comedian. I don't know him. No,
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  Speaker 2: he's a Raider linebacker.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: But he went to his house.
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  Speaker 1: Football is not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't got time. I got time for one
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: really crappy team, and that's the Sacramento Kings. Oh, we
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: were just talking about that. That's all I know about, man.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I know about.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Heartbreak, man.
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: I was just talking about the heartbreak of 2002, the
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: Western Conference Finals. But you weren't that. You were probably
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: too young to watch that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was there for that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I was there for that. I was 11
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  Speaker 1: at that time, so I was in it.
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  Speaker 3: I was in karate at the time, and I remember
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  Speaker 3: very hardcore martial arts.
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  Speaker 1: It was my whole life for 15 years of my life.
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  Speaker 1: And we were, we were training.
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  Speaker 2: You go kick ass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 3: This is, this isn't Will Smith. You run up on stage,
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  Speaker 3: you're getting roundhouse cake. I'll unleash 20 years of experience
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  Speaker 3: on your face.
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  Speaker 2: You know, what's so funny is that like, cause like
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  Speaker 2: I'm so used to being like, well with my friends,
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  Speaker 2: who's all pieces of shit.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like, everyone's good. You know, handle themselves.
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  Speaker 1: All your friends are like, what? Like, bro, can you not?
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  Speaker 1: So I thought I was cool.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: It was like, yo man, I'm like, I'm out here
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  Speaker 2: with my friends. We're like five deep. It was like,
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: what's happening? But then like, And then I got into comedy,
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  Speaker 2: and then comics started becoming my friends. And I still
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  Speaker 2: had that mentality of, like, what's happening? Like, yo, we're
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  Speaker 2: five deep.
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  Speaker 4: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, man. No one's backing you up, bro. No one's
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: backing you up. Everyone's like, he's on his own. Chaz
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Hawkins only weighed, like, a buck-oh-five. And I'm like, you're
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: not going to.
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  Speaker 2: Help me out.
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  Speaker 1: No, dude.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: And then also, but the other cat, though, that I
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: did know that could handle himself was Michael Calvin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know Michael Calvin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So just real quick, just a real quick story.
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  Speaker 2: Me and Michael Calvin were on a show one time,
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: and I was talking to my cousin, and we're talking about,
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: I was talking about Harm Johnson. And he was like,
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: you went to Johnson?
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  Speaker 1: I go, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You went to Hiram Johnson? Yeah, I went to Hiram Johnson. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: I lived in that neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for years. We just moved, but I was right
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  Speaker 1: by Hiram Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: That's a stomping ground right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's off 65th?
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  Speaker 1: 65th, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: 65th and 14th Ave.
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  Speaker 3: Have you been to Taco 65? The taco spot right
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  Speaker 3: across the street from Hiram Johnson?
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  Speaker 2: There's one.
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  Speaker 3: It's an Asian-owned taco spot right next to Hiram Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: Check them out. It must have not been there when
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  Speaker 2: I went.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's new.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's new. Yeah, yeah, I haven't been there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: But I was like, I went to the town of
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: the village that's down over there where Marlano's Pizza's at
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: and shit like that. That was fire. But what happened was,
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: I went to Johnson and he was like, oh, that's crazy.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, he goes, what year? And I told him
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: my years. And he was like, I was there. And
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah. I go, I got expelled, though. And
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: he was like, I got expelled, too. And I was like,
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: what'd you get expelled for? He goes, there was these
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: two twins that I fought. And I go... I was
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: there at that fight. Oh, no way.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: I saw him fight. You guys went, you guys were
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: in the same, same year.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: And I, we didn't realize it until we made the connection.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you this right now.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: Did he fight both twins?
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: Michael Calvin beat the shit out of one kid down
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  Speaker 2: the stairs and beat the other twins ass up the stairs.
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  Speaker 1: He, that's a bad man. I seen that kid fight.
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  Speaker 1: That's like, that's like double dragon shit, bro. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Michael Calvin, he knows martial arts. That's a beat him
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: up action video game. 16 bit from the early 90s.
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  Speaker 3: Michael Calvin's dad is a martial artist.
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  Speaker 2: He kicks ass.
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  Speaker 1: So he's like, so he, He's into that, too.
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  Speaker 2: But, yeah, I'm sorry. I digress. But you were saying
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: that you were in martial arts and then this is
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: the Kings.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So we were in nationals training and it was like
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: there was this Chinese restaurant. I went to Karate in
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: Vintage Park and there was this Chinese restaurant next door.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: And the Kings were that was, you know, when the
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: Kings were good. We're talking about like the glory days.
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: Mike Bibby, C-Web.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: But we took a break from training and this was
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  Speaker 3: like five hour days, bro. Like we were in that
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  Speaker 3: dojo all day. And I remember being in there, and
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: our sensei was like, you know, if the Kings win,
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: we're done.
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  Speaker 1: We can pack it up.
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: But if they lose, we're staying for another hour and
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: a half. So now we're even more invested, right? Like,
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: we care about the Kings, but also, like, we're trying
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: to go home. And that was the game that they
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: robbed us. That was game.
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  Speaker 1: What was that?
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  Speaker 2: Six or seven?
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Six was a big robbery. Yeah, bro.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's still held as the worst, most clear, like,
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  Speaker 3: worst officiated game, most clear instance of, Of side betting.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Even like Ross Perot wrote a thing like, this is
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: a bad product if you guys are going to be
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: putting this out from now on.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: It's just a testament to them figuring out which cities
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: will be more profitable to go to championships.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: We're not that city, unfortunately.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Ori was game five, right? Was Ori's shot five or
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: was that six?
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  Speaker 1: Ori was the dagger in game five.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, it was game five. Because we just needed one more.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: We needed one more and we couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What sucks now is there's not even bad officiating to blame.
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  Speaker 3: It's just bad management and bad ownership and bad decisions
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  Speaker 3: behind the scenes. Like, that's the thing, bro. You look
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  Speaker 3: at the championships this year. You had a previous Kings
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  Speaker 3: coach in the finals and previous Kings players on the
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: other side. It's like clearly they were not the problem.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: It's something else. It's the same thing that passed on
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: Luka Doncic. It's the same thing that passed on, you
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like, all of these big players.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I got it. You know
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: what I mean, bro. Yeah, no, it sucks, man. It's
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: sad to see, like, a lot of our star players
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: that we did pick and then go somewhere. Like, that
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: was another thing, too. Like, Halliburton.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, dog.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: I know, man.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Finally, we picked correctly, and you guys give it away.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Big choices, bro.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: And we just shit the bed.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I know. I know.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: It is. It's hard.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: And not only that, it's hard.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: We should all hold hands and just get a good
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: cry in.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: And it sucks for me, too, because, like, I'm also
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: an A's fan. And so that is another organization over there.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: And then I'm a Raider fan, and they're finally getting
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: it together. So it's been a long, it's been a hard.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: You're costing yourself too much, man.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: And you only got one. You only got room for one.
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't even have cable, bro. So, like,
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: even the Kings, like, I'll watch when I'm at our
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: bar or whatever. But, like, I'm not paying. I stopped paying.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not paying to watch a team that
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: doesn't give a shit. hurt my feelings. You know what
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: I mean? Like, I'm not into abusive relationships. It's like, no,
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: but you don't know them.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: You don't know them like that. They're doing a lot better.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: And it's like, nah, man, they're an.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: Abusive spouse who is taking advantage of a really good.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: They have the best fan base, and they just keep
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: disappointing us. So, anyway. I know, no.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: You should save this conversation for Drew Absher. I mean,
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: it'll be the whole, have you interviewed Drew Absher yet?
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: He'll talk about this for an hour and a half. Really?
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did a segment at Fox 40, and it
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: just became a conversation about the Kigs, because my dude
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: is autistic about basketball.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: He said, that and paperclips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: throw them on the ground, they'll just start coming. Like
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: the way I am about video games, you know what
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like that's him about sports.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're a big video game guy.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever seen my game room?
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Game Room's crazy. I've been collecting for the last couple years.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: So you have like shelves of games?
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: And systems?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: So what's your favorite though? What is your go-to?
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: So I grew up on– our first system was the NES.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: So I didn't have like the Intellivision or the– what
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: was the one with Pong?
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Atari. Atari. I didn't have Atari. So we had NES,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: but we were poor, right?
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: So we would get systems five, six years into their
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: life cycle. So by the time we would get a system,
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: it would be on discount at Costco, and we would
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: get the NES, and then I went to the Super Nintendo,
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: and then I went to the PlayStation. And then for
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: some reason, Microsoft's marketing must have been on point because
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I skipped PS2 and went to Xbox. And then Xbox 360,
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: and then I went back to PlayStation, PS3, PS4, PS5.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: But I grew up on, I mean, Super Nintendo to
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: me is the pinnacle of it all, bro. Is your.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my jam. So Mega Man, you know, all
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: the Donkey Kongs.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when Super Mario World came out, it was like
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: so bright. And you're like, this is, okay, this is awesome.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: It's incredible, bro.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, we were super lucky. We had really sick.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: tech and you know you had four or five games
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: that you just played the shit out of all you
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: know what i mean like you just loved what you
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: had and we didn't have a lot we just made
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: the best.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Of it you know that launch of of super nintendo
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: was was amazing because it got you all hyped up
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: and then you get the super mario world and then
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: it's like star fox and then it was like oh
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah super scope six and it was like i
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: had to get this like.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Bazooka super yeah and um do you still game I
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: do still game.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: My wife, her mom is a big gamer. That's how
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: we got together.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: What are you guys on?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Are you guys PC or PlayStation 5?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're PS5. Okay, nice. We were trying.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I was going to go to PC, but then she
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: was like, you better not go to PC.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: That's weak, bro.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we were playing Call of Duty, and I
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: was like, babe, they're fucking us up, man. And then
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: she was like, I don't care. But then we found
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: there's a Switch that you could take off... where PC
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: players can't play with you.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Is it because they're nice with the mouse? Is it
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: more like... Is it easier to play Call of Duty
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: on a computer than it is on a console?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I would say not only with the mouse, but it
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: was also with the refresh and the transfer stuff.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: So it's like... Their rates are higher? Yeah. Oh, okay.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: So I'm coming around the corner, and they're already seeing
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: me before I get to see them because their rates
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: refresh faster.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like the dudes that used to look at
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: the top screen when you're playing them in 007. You
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? You're like, hey, can you stop looking, bro?
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: You're lightweight cheating. That's what PC gamers are doing right now, bro.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I didn't get one, but I was thinking
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: about building one. I was like, I'll build one. She
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: was like, no, you can't do that. But yeah, we play.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: She.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: She got me to play, because I didn't play for
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: a while. I did a lot of cocaine, so I
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: was like.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: So I was occupied. Yeah, well, because I used to
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: like to do cocaine and play games all the time.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I would just be all coked out and playing Call
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: of Duty and adventure games. And then so when I
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: got sober, I was like, You know, I can't do that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: When I would see the sunrise, like, not... Like, oh, God.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I couldn't see the sunrise for the longest time.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Bro, I did that without cocaine. What's my excuse? I
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: would play till the sun would come up completely sober.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like... But no, I still play.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Um, I'm, I'm on PS5 and, uh, I play a lot.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Like I've been playing of Ark Raiders, even though it's still,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: it's falling off and, but I still like it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: And then, um, what are you playing right now?
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big multiplayer guy, so I like single
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: player games. So I'm playing the new 007 first light game.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I wanted to start that.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: It's tight. It's tight. It's cool. Cool. Like a fighting system.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: That's different.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Um, and then I play, you know, like the, all
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: those single, all those, all those fantastic, I mean, we just,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: we're spoiled with single player fun story driven games like
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: the God of War games and the, the, the Horizon
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Zero Dawn and, and, All of that stuff, man. And
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I recently got a full driving setup with, like, a
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: stick shift and a clutch. And I'm playing, like, Gran
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Turismo in my house, bro. And, like, that's a blast.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: That steering wheel has, like, forced feedback. So it's, like, yanking. It's, like,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: when you take a turn, it's, like, pushing back on you.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: So it's just, like, crazy realism now that we would
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: have just, you know, been freaking out.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Killed for as a kid. Yeah, exactly. But that's the
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: thing is as a kid it felt like that. You
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, those graphics on N64... you know,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: in GoldenEye, we thought it was legit.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: It was like a dude's, like, smushed face all flat,
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: and we're like, this is, it looks real, dude.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the movie, dude. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: felt like VR, you know?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I love GoldenEye. It was funny, because I don't even
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: like it, because they came out with, like, a better
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: version of GoldenEye, and I was like, I don't like it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I want to go back to Super Nintendo, and I
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: don't know why it just had that good feel to it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: But I played Indiana Jones.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: That was fun. Oh, The Great Circle? Yeah. Oh, that's fantastic.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: That's a really good game. Yeah, I played that. I
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: played the shit out of that. What's the.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yote uh oh ghost of yote ghost of yote and
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: the one before that yeah it's so much fun so
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: good so the ghost of yote the the woman that
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: plays that character commented on a video i did recently
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: and i like dm'd her and i was like yo
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: dude i was like this is so tight i was
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: like she was like because she's like an improv person
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: so she was geeking out on comedy okay but i'm
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: like a video game nerd who geeks out so i
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: was like i was like hey i know you're like
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: stoked on this but like just so you know like
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: The ghost of Yotei just DM'd me like, I'm fucking.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Hyped right now. It's going both ways right now. It's
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: going both ways, yeah. And she's like, oh, my God,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: you're so funny. I was like, you're hella tight. Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: So that was a cool experience.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I replayed The Last of Us 1 and 2.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Those are amazing. There was something else, too, that I
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: want to– oh, this is going to sound hella kiddy,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: but it's a dope-ass game. It's on PlayStation 5. It's
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Astro Bot. Astro Bot.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Fucking fire, dude. Yeah, so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Such a good platformer. Got it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I've got all everything except for this last level that
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: they just dropped, their last update, and I try to
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: play it. It's fucking hard. It's frustrating fifth grade hard. Like,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: you know when you couldn't beat a game in fifth grade?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're throwing your controller.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Your palms are sweating as you're playing it. Knees weak,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: arms heavy. Everybody in the room, shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, I would rage out, man.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I would rage.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Like, I've lost teeth. My mom, like, my family will
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: tell you the story. Like, I used to be scared
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: to pull my teeth out. It was like a phobia thing.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I was like a little bitch about it. And I would, like,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: leave them until they were just, like, dangling by a thread.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I'm looking like a freaking hillbilly. And I raged out.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I threw my controller on the ground and bounced back
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: up and knocked out, like, four of my teeth.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: That I was, like, refusing to... Oh, to pull out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: So I did myself a favor in my own anger.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I was a psycho.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: But you have a whole game room, you said, a
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: whole thing dedicated to you.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my office, but it's also my game room.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: That's dope.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got like– I collect. So it's like there
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: are hundreds of games in there that I've never played,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: but I would love to get to one day. When
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: the grid goes down and we lose internet and we're
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: stuck in our house– come on over.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Bro you're a physical media dude that's dope yeah because
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: i'm i'm a physical media dude too and i know
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: it sounds like old head shit but it's like ever
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: since like what they're talking about hey we're only gonna
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: go uh you can't buy any more games yeah playstation
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: 5 talking about it yeah and then it's like and
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: then like i started rebuying all my uh because i'm
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: a film i'm a film buff yeah so it's like
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: uh or geek or cinephile whatever they call them now
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: um i uh I've started to rebuy all my DVDs.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: And, dude, it's been fun, though.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: So you should get the collector app. Do you have
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: the iCollect app?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: No.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, so the iCollect app is, yeah, download that. So
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: it has all of my movies. So, like, here's all
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: my movies. Because I was going out and I was
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: buying duplicates, right?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, like, this, basically, as soon as I buy
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a movie, I scan it in.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: And then when I'm at a store and I'm like, oh,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: do I have that already?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'll know. So I have over 1,000 VHS and DVDs
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: and Blu-rays. That's awesome.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I have, like, you know, several hundred. So for me,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: it's the same thing, bro. Like, oh, and that has
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: my action figures because I collect like Power Rangers and
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Ninja Turtle shit.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I love that you said action figures too. They're not toys.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. These are.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: They have feelings.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no. They do. Yeah. And then my records too
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: because I collect vinyls as well.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: She collects vinyl. Oh, nice. And we're starting to collect
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: DVDs as well too.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Nice, yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: And steel. I'm in love with the steelbooks.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are just crazy expensive. I'm like, ugh. Like,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you know, a little too rich for my blood.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Dude, I've been... I go on the hunt.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And I've gotten like.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Do you go to the cave?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: No, I.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Well, first... Okay. Okay.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: In Vegas, we were talking about this too, but the
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: cave doesn't have as much good things as like the
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: places that are closer to me.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: We're like Zia's.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're in Vegas.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: There's a place called Zia, and they're also in Arizona,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: and they're fucking mint. They come up on cool, good shit.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: This one dude, apparently, so I got lucky one time.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I went over there. And this guy goes, hey, you're
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: the one that likes to collect steelbooks. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: And he goes, we just got a shipment.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: You're like known in the hood. You're like known in
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: the space. They're like, hey, that's the steelbook.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Dude, bro.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: There he is.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: There he is. Great white buffalo. Great white buffalo.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Exactly, bro. I was like, he goes, we got a
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: guy who just came here and dropped off about 250
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, shut the fuck up. And he goes,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: do you want to see him? And I go, yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: He goes, I got to ask my manager. He's not
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: here right now. And I'm like, why the fuck did
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: you tell me?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Way to give me steelbook blue balls.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Dude, I had to go home, and it just kept
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: fucking with me. And I called him. I was like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: when does he come in, though? Like, is he going
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: to be tomorrow or is it Saturday? And they're like, no,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: he'll be– He'll be in later today. And I was like,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: That's the cokehead in you, bro. Hey, listen. I'm going
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: to need them steel books.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I'll be there, man. Just let me know. And he
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: finally showed up. And I was like, hey, they said
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: you got a steel book. He was like, oh, yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: they're in the back. They're not wrapped yet, so they're
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: not ready to be put out. And I was like,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: let me just look at them.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: He goes, all right.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: And so they assigned me a store representative, like one
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: of the little, because it's like Tower Records.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: So they assigned me like a teenager, and the teenager
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: had a stand by me while I went through the crate.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: And I pulled out a whole bunch, and I was like,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: these are amazing. I got a fucking ton of good shit.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Nice. They let you buy them?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He was like, you can buy them.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I had first dibs.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And so as I'm buying them, it came out to
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: like $ 700, right? And then I called my wife, and
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, babe, I just got a whole– you're
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: going to flip out on this haul. And then she
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: was like, how much was it? And it was funny
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: because the guy that sold all of his DVDs, I
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: was like, why did he sell these? He says, ah,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: his wife didn't sell any.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just transfers from one angry wife to another.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And then I told my wife, I go, yeah, I
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: bought these. She goes, how much? $ 500? She was like, babe,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: why'd you spend $ 500?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Wait, did you drop it $ 200 from the actual?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: I do the same thing, bro. I'm always like, you
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: know what? Let me just take this down another $ 100.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: That'll sound better. You know what I mean? Just $ 500
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: on shit that I could put on a fucking flash
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: drive as opposed to $ 700.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: That'll really make my wife happy. Yeah, that's taking up
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: hella space. Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah, and she was like, and then so
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I had to come back because then I ended up
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: actually telling her, right?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Because she started looking at them as I was showing,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: and she was like, She was doing the math, because
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: you could still see the threat. And she was like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: that's already $ 500.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: What's going on? And I go, yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: She was like, you don't need this one. You don't
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: need that one. You already have that one on Blu-ray.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I go, but that's on Blu-ray. This is 4K Steelbook.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: And she was like, no. And so I went and
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I told him, I go, these are doubles. And then
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: he goes- She said, you couldn't have him, huh? And
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: He knew what was up. He's like, same old sad story, dude.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Speaking of wives and stuff like that, I just seen
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: that you posted. You had your anniversary?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got married, bro.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, it wasn't the anniversary.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: You got married. Yeah, we got married. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I thought it was an anniversary, but that's great.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: And you did it, because I was reading, and it's
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the courthouse thing, too, yeah?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Same here. Yeah, that's the move, bro. Yeah, that's the move, man.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: We got big families, dude. We've been together for 12 years.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: We were supposed to get married back in 2021. COVID
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: happened and then life happened and then, uh, jobs. And
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: then we just, we didn't care.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? We didn't care enough to
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: really like, uh, stress about it. We were like, you
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: know what? We're happy. We're, we're chilling.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Like this isn't something that's super top of mind for us.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: And then, um, uh, the one day we were just like,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: and sometimes we would think about it and we would
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: be like, you know what, let's try to make it happen.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: And then we try to coordinate all these different families
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: and it would just be too much.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, nah, fuck this.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: So I was like, babe, you know, let's just go
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: and sign paperwork. It'll give us 90 days to figure
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: out how to make it work. And then I checked
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: the website and they were booked for weeks. And then
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: the night before I checked again and somebody had dropped
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: out for the 10 a.m.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Slot. And I was like, babe, let's go get married.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: And she was like, I'm down. And we already had
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: a dress.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: We already had rings and we picked up flowers on
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: the way and we just knocked it out, bro.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: They supplied the.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: The officiant and the witness, and we surprised our families.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Nobody knew, and went and got lunch.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: It was perfect, man. She was happy. That's all that matters.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: She was stoked, and it kind of changed things, but
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: not really. The commitment was always there. It's kind of
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: just like this legal thing now, and I can call
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: her my wife, and it's fucking.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Awesome, man.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's interesting, too, when you start calling them wife and
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: some of that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I just got sick of saying fiancé. Fiancé is such
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: a posh, I don't know. After a while, it's just annoying.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: It's like, my fiance.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: My fiance. We're foodies, by the way.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Get over yourself.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: So anyway, we.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Jenny actually was at mine because we did it too.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: We did a courthouse. Oh, yeah. She's mentioned that.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And Vegas is like so convenient.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: They have kiosks.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: That's how convenient.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It's built for that. Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: So it was like.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: But you were one of those edge cases where it
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: was love. yeah yeah yeah it was really.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Sober and everything and then so uh because we were
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: like okay yeah we'll do that and then we'll have
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: a thing for everybody we'll just have a party because
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: that's actually it's like we don't want to keep everybody
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: and then so we started like organizing it and my
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: wife was like i kind of don't i kind of
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: don't want to be okay if i didn't we didn't
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: do that and i was like absolute yes and i
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: was like and she's like because i don't i was
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: like That's why I fucking love you. That's why I wanted...
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, I don't give a... That's for
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: you if you want to hang out and have everyone
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: see you and all that. But I don't care. I
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: love you. I'm down to make this shit real.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was funny because Amoto, he got married.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I went to Marcus's wedding. But I didn't make it
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: to Moto's wedding, but Marcus probably could attest to this,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: but Moto goes, he looked at me, he's like, damn,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I should have did that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: In the moment, too, everyone's dancing. He's like, I regret this.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: He was like, he goes, I didn't even, dog, he goes,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember my wedding. He goes, there was
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: so much shit happening. There was so much shit going
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: on that I was like, fuck, why did we do this?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Well, we took our own advice and we took the
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: advice of every person we ever knew that did a
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: big wedding who was like, if I could go back
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: in time, I would elope, and then I would have
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: a big party.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: So that's what we're doing. Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: We eloped, and we're having a party next month, and
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: we're just going to invite our family over and cater
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: some bomb Arabic food and freaking hang out and dance
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: and smoke hookah and drink.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: We're just going to have fun, man. We got the
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: house for it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: We got the space for it, and it's just going
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: to be easy peasy, man.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fun. That's the way to do it. That's
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: the way to do it. But you also did it well, too.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie. It was nice. It was nice.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: There's no, there's no knocking it, man. If like, that's
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: the thing is like part of me.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: It would have been cool to dance in front of
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: it to like do the, do the whole thing. And like, yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: it would have been cool to have everybody really, but
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: like have everybody hyped for us and shower us with
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: love and everything. But at the end of the day, man,
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: it was for us. And it was just, everybody has
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: their preferences, bro. Like I talked to my buddy Mike and,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: and he's one of those, he's, he's one of those people.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: It's like, no, I want to do the whole thing.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: I want to do the wedding thing, you know? And
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not, there's, there's no, like, there's no knocking that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Like if you want to do it, Do it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Have fun. And, you know, like, do the whole thing. Yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: No, it was nice because we were over there kicking it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: And I was surprised. I was like, these fools are chancy.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: They do it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: They did it, like, you know, in, like, this, like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: ranch and then outside. And sometimes I was like, you
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: never know, man. Like, you know, it might be too hot.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sweating.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah. That was like they took a gamble.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Out hella well. It was nice, too. It was funny
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: because that's how I knew I was ready to settle
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: down and get married because all of a sudden they
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: were doing their vows and I.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Was like, Getting emotional? That's how I feel.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And I looked at my then-girlfriend. I was like, oh, okay.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Yeah, dude. Don't do it. It happened very fast,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: you know, like when you do it at the courthouse.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: It's very fast.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: But you do take a second to realize what you're saying.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: And you're like, yeah, I do. I'm with this person.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: This is my person. We're going to figure out a
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: way to make it work. We're going to get through
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: the tough times. We're going to enjoy the fucking awesome times.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: And we're just going to ride this wave. And it's
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: a crazy commitment, man. It doesn't really make sense. But
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: we're in it together. And I got good parents to
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: look up to who are still together to this day.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Who made it through the hard times. And it's like
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: they kind of set the example. And yeah, man, it's
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: a pretty sweet, rad thing.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to write this bit. And I don't mean
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: to do bit on it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, drop it, man.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: But I'm trying to write this bit about.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: The day of the proposal, though, like, when you propose, like,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: you have to do the most lying you ever have
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: to do to her in that day. Because you're lying to, like,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the setup and the place to get it. So much
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: so that you don't want them to have any idea
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: what might be happening.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's very true, yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: And then I go, and the bit is, like, just
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: the lying to her the most.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're starting off the relationship with deception and lies.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah. And then it's also, too, it's like, She
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: appreciates it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: That's the only time that she will let it go,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: most of them. But it's like, I have a Latina wife.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. Oh, yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: So they appreciate it, but in the back of their mind,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: they're like, he's a motherfucking liar.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's capable of this, what else is he
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: lying about? Yeah, what else is he lying about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Man, he was a little too good at that. How
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: did I not know what was going on? Let me
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: go through this dude's phone. For real, seriously, no shit.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: That's what I was like.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: That's great. We're watching Obsession, too.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, so good. Did you like it? I liked it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so, so good, man. I haven't stopped thinking about it, bro.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: It's like been stuck in the back. I got the 4K.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, you did?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: It's at home. I'll re-watch it, yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Really? I think a Steelbook's going to drop, too, like
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: in a couple months or something like that. Are you
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: going to wait for the Steelbook?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, you got the regular 4K? Oh, I'm going to
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: wait for the special drop. That shit needs to go
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: clink when I close it.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: What did I buy recently?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I got.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: The thing that I got recently was I pre-ordered Hail Mary,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: the Project Hail Mary.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just watched that. Yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: How would you think?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I liked it. I liked it. I'm not ashamed to
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: say I cried twice. Dude, guess who else cried?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: My guy right here. So I watched it with her mom,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: and her mom was bawling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: was like, oh. And then I go, oh. And then
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: the next day, I go, she has to watch this.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: And so she– Eliana starts watching it, and then she
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: starts bawling.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Bawling so much that we had to pause it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: So what part? So I'm guessing– The spoilers.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the spoilers. But I'm guessing the part– there
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: was two parts that got me. It's first when he
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: told him he was going to give him the fuel
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: that he needed. Yes, that's where I kind of was
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: like– Yeah, that's where I started to well up, right?
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Because he gets all emotional, and you're getting emotional for him.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: And then obviously when you think homeboy is going to– Yeah, yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Kind of kick rocks, if you will.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It was so funny because she cried so much that
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: we had to kind of pause it and then... And
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: then on top of that, too, I'm trying to make
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: her cry more because I'm like– Do you get emotional
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: in movies usually? I do now. I do now every
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: since I've been married. Never used to have that. Never
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: used to– and then also, but now it's like.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I'm one of those people. I don't cry about sad stuff.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Like sad stuff, people like– it doesn't really get to me.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I cry about happy stuff.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: About life.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Like about life.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Like when a team wins or when– I'll cry at
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: like a really good dance performance.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, oh, that was amazing.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I'll watch old reruns of America's Best Dance Crew, and
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: the Jabbawockeez are tutting, and I'm like, they've committed to
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: their work so hard.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: To get to this point.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Because I'm an artist, bro, so I get emotional about
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: really good art or music.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'll see a dude see colors.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: You ever see those videos of people wearing glasses that
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: have them see colors for the first time?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I'll well up in tears about that type of shit.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I'm weird, bro. People can die. That doesn't bother me.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: People dying, come on.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Did you do the lettering?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Like two, three times. I can't see it from here. No,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you have given the light. We've gone over so much.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, I go, why did I go? Because
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I looked down and I was like, oh shit, this
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: album's going to be 1130.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we ran way over. It's all right. Who cares?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Why don't you go, I own this thing.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Fuck it. Nice. Also, I haven't introduced myself. No one
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: knows who I am.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: You were like, hey, dog, what's the first concept you've
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: been to? I'm like, you know what?
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: We'll get to it eventually, bro. I'll put it at
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: the top. We'll put it in the title. We can
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: edit that in. So Eliana's going to do some questions.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: We're going to do some trivia.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Let's do it, bro.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: You're pitted against the other comics right now. Marcus just
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: had 10 points.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, nice.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Lance is the champ right now with 14.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Lance Woods? Lance Woods, yeah. Lance motherfucking Woods. Wait, so
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: if you know, how's the scoring work? I'm all competitive.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: The last question is the final Jeopardy question. You can
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: wager your points.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Is it whoever gets, are you answering too?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I'm just hanging out, and then I'll answer. I'll give
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: hints and shit.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I like trivia. He'll help you out.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: By the way, I'm Shaheen Call, everybody. I'm a local
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: comedian here in Sacramento, California.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Now edit that part for the beginning. Yeah, I'll take
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: that and put that at the top, because you guys
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: are just like, who is this fool? All right.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And three, two, one.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: For the cut.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: There's movie questions, 90s and 2000s, and it's like some
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: pop culture.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I'm locked in. You got this.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: You like movies.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I'm locked in.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: What directorial debut... Jordan Peele about a black man who
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: discovers dark secrets about his girlfriend's family earned him an
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Oscar nomination.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: What's the name of the movie? Yeah. Get Out. Yeah. Perfect.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I thought you said it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: So I was like, you said it right. Hold on.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Give me one second.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: This one.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Denzel Washington won an Oscar, and Ethan Hawke earned a
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: nomination for their portrayals of LAPD narcotics officers in what
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: 2001 crime thriller?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: The Training Day. Yep. I just watched that movie. Oh,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: it's so good. It's so good. Great movie. Oh, man,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: he's such a piece of shit in that movie. He
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: plays such a good piece of shit.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It was so good.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: She has a thing now for Ethan Hawke.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I love Ethan Hawke. Really? That is the most milquetoast
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: dude of all time. Ethan Hawke. I've never heard that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: He is a sweetheart, though. When I see interviews of him,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a cool dude. He's got it. I
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. He's like dreaming.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: It's that hair.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: The greasy hair.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: It's all artsy. Yeah, yeah. Paul Conyers.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Hey, Paul Conyers. Paul Conyers can get it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: You might be the only Ethan Hawke fan. That might
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: be a fan club of one.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Ethan Hawke looks like one of those kids that had
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: firecrackers year-round.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: All the time on him.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Ethan Hawke looks like a starter character in a video game.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: He's the most bland. He can pop a bully for
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: like four blocks.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. He looks like a create-your-own-character-on-Tony Hawk. He's handsome.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: He's got something. What 2002 Steven Spielberg film revolves around
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: the pursuit of con man Frank Abagnale?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Abagnale, yeah. Portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio. Where you going, Frank?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Catch me if you can. Yes. Yeah, you're doing great.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Detective Han ready.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He says his name is.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Introduced in 2006 by Nintendo, what home video game console
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: featured wireless motion sensing controllers and included a bundle sports
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: game of tennis, baseball, bowling, golf, and.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Boxing. The Nintendo Wii, baby.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Every family in America was playing tennis.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, Wii Sports, man. It's the shit. I still
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: have mine, by the way. I got it jailbroken. I
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: can play every game on that. I still play Guitar
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Hero on my Wii.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I remember this one kid had a power pad, and
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, the one where you kind of ran
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: over the Nintendo.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that big ass? Oh, yeah, the Wii
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Fit Board.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: But no, it was for Nintendo.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes. It almost looked like.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: A Twister board thing.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, yes. Yeah, one with the power set. Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: The power glove.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Remember that, too?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: That's a disappointing piece of technology. Yeah, it was. Ruined
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Christmas for millions of Americans. Maybe not millions. Thousands. A
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: couple hundreds.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: What ensemble sitcom that premiered in 2009 saw the return
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: of Ed O'Neill to primetime network TV in the role
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: of Jay Pritchett and introduced the world to the character
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Phil Dunphy, husband, father of three and real estate agent?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Great show. Modern Family. Yes. Yeah. Perfect. It's a great show.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Running from 2001 to 2006, what NBC show offered a $ 50, 000
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: prize for completing different challenges each week including eating live slugs,
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: leaping from moving vehicles, and escaping a sinking car.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Is that Fear Factor? Yes. Okay. All right. Joe Rogan.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, man. Joe Rogan with hair back in the day. Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Freaky sight.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: With 62 books in its original Goosebumps series published from
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: 1992 to 1997, What author has been called the Stephen
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: King of children's literature?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: That's R.L. Stine.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: R.L. Stine, baby.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: There's a story behind him or something like that where
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: he lost all that money for all those Goosebumps things.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I just recently seen something about that.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Did he rip somebody off? He ripped him off, I think,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Oh, man.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I know that the dude that made Fight Club, he
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: got ripped off. like all his fight club money, all that,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: the Chuck pull, pull something. I can't say.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Is he the writer?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: He's the writer of the book. And like, you know,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. His, his agent or whatever was
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: stole all of his money and other people's money. And he,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: and he's in prison right now, but they still haven't
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: recovered the money. So he's going to come out.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: You're about Dan Cook's brother stealing all his money.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm learning to do my books now by myself.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What happened? I'm sorry, go ahead.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, nothing.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I was listening.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I got intrigued.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: What actress crossed and uncrossed her legs during an interrogation
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: scene stealing the show in 1992's thriller Basic Instinct?
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: The most paused moment in all of VHS and DVDs.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I think that's Sharon Stone. Yes.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Was that the one from Casino?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Casino, yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Ginger, yeah. I don't like her because of that character.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck up. Get the fuck up now.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants to see that. That would be the most
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: fast-forwarded moment.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: In all of TV and movies. What R & B.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Quartet's 1991 single, I Wanna Sex You Up, appeared on
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: both the group's debut album, CMB, and the New Jack
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: City movie soundtrack.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: The New Jack City movie soundtrack was the shit.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: It's a quartet. It's four people. Yeah. I Wanna Sex
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You Up. Was it Boyz II Men?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: No.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Do you want one more guess?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Do you know the song? I wanna sex you up.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I know the song. I don't know who sang it.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Color Me Bad.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have got there.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't have got there.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Did Lance go 14? Did he get every single one right?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: He got seven questions, but he got the last question correct.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Seven out of what? Seven out of ten.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: You're at eight out of nine right now. We're on
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: the last question. Do you want to wager all your points?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: That's part of it? Yeah, you have to wager all
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: of them. What the fuck, bro?
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: That's how he got 14.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: So you can either tie him with it or you
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: can be him.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Or be zero, yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Fuck it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Okay. Oh, that's not the one. Who danced as a
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: fly girl on In Living Color before being cast in
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: the title role for a 1997 biopic?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Selina.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Wait, who danced? Oh, who?
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Who danced as a fly girl in Living Color before
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: being cast in the title role for the 1997 biopic Selena.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jennifer Lopez. Yes. All right, tight. There it is. Boom.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: All right, that stressed me out. She knows to win that. Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: He's got, what is that?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: 16.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: 16.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That'll work.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: 16, so you won.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: That's a high. Damn, I really wanted to go 10
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: for 10, but we'll take that. Hell yeah. Right on.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I was going to say, if you could tell
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: the camera where you're going with your handle. And where
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: are you going to be at?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: All right. Shaheen Call. This one. Shaheen Call.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: That's me. Shaheen K Comedy on Gmail. Or on Gmail.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: On AOL.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: For all my boomers out there, Shaheen K Comedy at Gmail.com.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: That's how we're going to communicate. No, so Shaheen K
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Comedy on Instagram, on Threads. And then look me up
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: on YouTube, but also go on ShaheenCall.com. Last name spelled K-H-A-L.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: He'll put it right here, maybe. I don't know his
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: editing capabilities. But that's where I post all my shows.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: All my shows get automatically put in there. I'm all over.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: I'll actually be here at my home club at Laughs Unlimited,
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: August 14th and 15th, Friday and Saturday, two shows I'm featuring.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: So come see me do 25 minutes. It's going to
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: be a great show. There's a fantastic headliner, and it's
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: always good shows here, man. Other than that, just go
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: on my website because then you'll see when and where
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I'll be near you. And come see the show, man.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: This was fun, man.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Right on. Thanks for coming out.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. Right on.