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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 8th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: It is Thursday morning, day four of five. We're getting there.
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  Speaker 5: We can do it.
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  Speaker 3: It is October the 8th, 2026. My name is Woody.
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  Speaker 3: That is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menace. What is up?
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Gina Grad is here. There's Seabass. We've got Sammy. Jeff
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  Speaker 3: G is wandering around here somewhere.
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  Speaker 8: I know he's here.
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  Speaker 6: He's working on stuff.
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  Speaker 3: We've got Dumbass Tyler. Bort, Menji, Vaughn is here. Morgan
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  Speaker 3: is here. Phones are open.
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  Speaker 6: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 3: That's 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's good. I feel like you get through.
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  Speaker 8: A Thursday, man.
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  Speaker 5: You can do anything.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You're invincible. Wednesday is my worst day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, babe.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Because it's, you know, I don't know. Like, I'm
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  Speaker 3: super wiped out on Wednesday. But then Thursday, I have
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  Speaker 3: this new energy.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of get that.
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  Speaker 3: You can see the end. Yeah, because my mindset is like, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 3: Get through Thursday. Friday is, you could sleepwalk through a Friday.
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  Speaker 9: I'll say, I've already mentioned this earlier, but this has
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  Speaker 9: been a rather pleasant week for me at work. And
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  Speaker 9: I'm not just saying that to bag on certain people,
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  Speaker 9: but like... I've walked around like, oh, this is noticeably
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  Speaker 9: more productive and easier to get things done.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were going to say something about
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  Speaker 3: the new bathroom. We can discuss that as well, yes.
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  Speaker 3: So they've been remodeling the bathrooms here on our floor
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  Speaker 3: in the building. But yeah, it was the longest bathroom
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  Speaker 3: remodel I've ever seen. We all got smart toilets, right?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, no smart toys. But I will say the urinals
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  Speaker 3: in the men's room are way wider, which should result
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  Speaker 3: in less pee pee on the floor.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And they're that curved egg.
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  Speaker 9: So basically it's an egg shape where they slice off
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  Speaker 9: an egg.
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  Speaker 3: So the edges kind of curve around to help contain splash.
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  Speaker 3: But if you go into the brand new men's restroom
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  Speaker 3: here at the end of the hallway and you go
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  Speaker 3: to the urinal, it's on the right side.
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  Speaker 6: The lower one.
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  Speaker 3: And you look in the corner, somebody already peed in
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  Speaker 3: the corner. In the corner? Wait a second.
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  Speaker 5: Are there dogs here?
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  Speaker 3: How you miss something... This wide. In the corner. And somehow, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's a puddle of pee-pee. Somebody clearly, their stream went
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  Speaker 3: off to the right. Or they were somehow in a
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  Speaker 3: hurry to whip it out. Are they on their phone? Dude,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. They all are pigs.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it seems deliberate.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, because there's no way that's a
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  Speaker 3: natural angle.
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  Speaker 5: What if they curve hard to the right?
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  Speaker 6: Then you just turn your body.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you just face the door. You shouldn't be shocked
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  Speaker 3: by this. Yeah. Well, I mean, like, I think every
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  Speaker 3: dude's had that experience. Like the first leak after sex sometimes,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, I don't know, it's almost like a thumb
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  Speaker 3: at the end of the hose.
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  Speaker 9: Well, that's from Me, Myself, and Irene, right? Where they
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  Speaker 9: talk about that, where there is, yeah, residual slash coagulation.
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  Speaker 9: There's a very famous Jim Carrey scene where he goes
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  Speaker 9: to pee after sex.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Yeah, I believe it's Me, Myself, and Irene. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think I've seen that.
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  Speaker 9: And it goes off like a forked tongue.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So that's a real thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it can be. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's a real thing. Maybe that happened.
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  Speaker 6: People here are pigs in every way.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a brand new restroom. Sammy was convinced. She's like,
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  Speaker 3: they're weird. They made these new bathrooms. They didn't put
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  Speaker 3: up mirrors. The mirrors weren't installed yet.
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  Speaker 12: So to me, it didn't seem like there was going
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  Speaker 12: to be a mirror put in because they already had
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  Speaker 12: all the tile backsplash all over that wall. And I learned,
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  Speaker 12: due to my concern of the mirrors, that you can,
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  Speaker 12: in fact, install a mirror on tile.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know you could put stuff on tile.
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  Speaker 13: I thought the tile would crack if you.
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  Speaker 3: Drilled into it. Wait, so you thought there was a
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  Speaker 3: mirror up in a bathroom, they would install the mirror
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  Speaker 3: and then just tile around it? Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Or leave a hole? Oh, Greg.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't watch HGTV. That's so sweet. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, it was today when I learned that you can
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  Speaker 12: drill into tiles like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's good to learn.
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  Speaker 6: Of course. It's good to learn.
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  Speaker 13: Wouldn't it crack?
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  Speaker 9: They crack all the time. Well, there's all kinds of
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  Speaker 9: specialized drill bits for tile, concrete.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody knows that, Sammy. This goes back to like practical.
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  Speaker 9: I know Sammy didn't read books, but like, and you didn't,
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  Speaker 9: you obviously didn't have any practical like life skills stuff
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  Speaker 9: in school.
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  Speaker 3: So what happened in high school? What did you, what
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  Speaker 3: was your day composed of?
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  Speaker 9: I didn't learn that in high school. Maybe you get
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  Speaker 9: a shop class or something. You would be exposed to that.
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  Speaker 3: Menace thought they were putting a shower in the bathroom. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's not.
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  Speaker 3: That's the janitor's closet.
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  Speaker 5: Menace, I look like such an idiot because I was like,
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  Speaker 5: where are the showers? And like Sammy and Morgan were
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  Speaker 5: laughing at me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, Menace said there'd be showers. No, it's
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  Speaker 3: the janitor's closet. Yeah, you said when they were doing
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  Speaker 3: the bed, you're like, dude, they're putting a shower in there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you did say that.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody told me I never went there and looked. You
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  Speaker 3: just believe them? It's the janitor's closet where they can
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  Speaker 3: rinse out the mop up.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's not for us to like.
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  Speaker 3: I got to remember who told me that. Well, it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't shocking to me.
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  Speaker 14: Well, it's not shocking to me because, you know, Greg,
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  Speaker 14: Woody and I, we worked at a station where the upstairs,
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  Speaker 14: they had showers.
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  Speaker 3: I support that. They look nice. They took forever. And
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  Speaker 3: people are already being slobs with the paper towels being
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  Speaker 3: left on the counter. It just opened. So some things
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  Speaker 3: just stay the same.
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  Speaker 6: And the stall doors actually kind of hide what's behind
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  Speaker 6: the stall doors.
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  Speaker 3: There's not that huge gap. Yeah, they go all the
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  Speaker 3: way to the wall. That's nice. There's no gap. They're
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  Speaker 3: rather dark, though.
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  Speaker 6: Very dark.
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  Speaker 5: It's very dark in there.
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  Speaker 3: That's like Soviet era.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's very brutalist. It's a little prison-like. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: It's better than whatever that salmon and tan color scheme is.
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  Speaker 5: I'll take the salmon. Is the urinal really high up?
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  Speaker 3: No, there's two. There's one regular and then there's one
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  Speaker 3: for short kings.
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  Speaker 5: One of my, I guess, fantasies or goals or whatever
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  Speaker 5: is to try and use a urinal, but I'd probably
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  Speaker 5: have to.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: She's got weird penis stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I do.
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  Speaker 3: So would I.
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  Speaker 5: face backwards and like squat over it.
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  Speaker 9: As I can tell you from driving home and seeing
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  Speaker 9: chicks on the side of the road, you want to
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  Speaker 9: spray like a skunk backwards, essentially.
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  Speaker 3: Like a tiger. I might try that. She'll probably do
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  Speaker 3: a better job of getting all the pee in the
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  Speaker 3: urinal than the dudes who are using that urinal. They're
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  Speaker 3: such slobs, man. All right, time for the birthdays and
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  Speaker 3: your porno birthday.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of birthdays today, starting with Matt Damon, who's
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  Speaker 7: 56 years old.
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  Speaker 6: You got Chevy Chase, who is 83.
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  Speaker 3: Bruno Mars is 41.
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  Speaker 6: Nick Cannon, father of 12.
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  Speaker 3: With six different baby mamas. He's 46. Sigourney Weaver is 77.
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  Speaker 3: From Two and a Half Men, he was a kid
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  Speaker 3: on Two and a Half Men, Angus T.
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  Speaker 6: Jones.
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  Speaker 3: He's 33 today. Karen Parsons, Will's sister Hillary on The
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  Speaker 3: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is 60. Daryl Hammond from SNL.
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  Speaker 3: He's still the announcer, right? I believe so. Oh, is he? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because when the original guy died, Daryl Hammond took over.
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  Speaker 3: Daryl Hammond, 71. Bella Thorne, the actress turned OnlyFans girl.
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  Speaker 5: She was like the first famous one, right?
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  Speaker 6: Is 29.
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  Speaker 3: To really hit OnlyFans?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, kind of.
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  Speaker 3: The WWE superstar who got his start on the Real
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  Speaker 3: World Road Rules Challenge, The Miz, is 46. Dude, this
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  Speaker 3: guy's still alive. For some reason, I thought he had
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  Speaker 3: already passed away. He was Crocodile Dundee. Paul Hogan.
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  Speaker 5: He's still around?
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  Speaker 6: He is.
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  Speaker 5: God bless him.
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  Speaker 3: He's 87 years old today. The net car driver Bubba
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  Speaker 3: Wallace is 33.
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  Speaker 8: And R.L.
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  Speaker 3: Stine, the author of the Goosebumps series, is 83. Your
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  Speaker 3: porno birthday is Samantha Bentley. And today's birthday girl, she
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  Speaker 3: has a box with more miles on it than a
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  Speaker 3: trusty old Toyota Camry. That's a lot. And she's been
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  Speaker 3: in 396 fine films, including Oral Alarm Clock. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Best way to wake up.
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  Speaker 3: She was in Babe Licks Toes While Masturbating.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she does.
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  Speaker 3: She was in Nude Fight Club Volume 11. Nice. She
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  Speaker 3: was fantastic in Should We Try What the Neighbors Were Doing?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you should.
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  Speaker 1: Probably.
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  Speaker 3: Fingered on the farm. Great film. You know, on the farm.
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  Speaker 3: That's clean. Who can forget her unforgettable role in Beeline
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  Speaker 3: for her butthole? That's Samantha Bentley.
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  Speaker 6: Straight to it.
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  Speaker 3: Who's 39 years old today. And that's your porno birthday
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  Speaker 3: and your celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show. We'll
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  Speaker 3: take a quick break. More Woody Show is next. Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show will be right back. Do you want
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  Speaker 3: to win a 98-inch TCL television? You can do it
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  Speaker 3: this Monday, October 12th at Lazy Dog Restaurant at LA
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  Speaker 8: What's going on, everybody? It's Menace.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be at Lazy Dog not only with
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  Speaker 3: keep enjoying the woody show podcast All right, Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Woody.
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  Speaker 3: What do you got for the trend? news headlines well
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  Speaker 3: the dodgers beat the braves four to one in game
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  Speaker 3: four to win their series three to one and the
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  Speaker 3: brewers also beat the padres last night to advance so
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  Speaker 3: it's going to be the dodgers versus the brewers in
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  Speaker 3: the nlcs starting on sunday and then in the al
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  Speaker 3: the rays swept the yankees they're moving on to the
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  Speaker 3: alcs Now, the only game today, White Sox versus the Guardians.
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  Speaker 3: And if the White Sox win, they move on to
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  Speaker 3: the ALCS to face the Rays. So did that fan
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  Speaker 3: in New York get his ass kicked, Jeff? He will,
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  Speaker 3: if he hasn't already.
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  Speaker 8: So a guy, Greg, I don't know if you saw it,
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  Speaker 8: reached over the wall.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, interference.
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  Speaker 8: Interference on his own team.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you look at it. So Yankee fan
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  Speaker 3: had screwed the Yankees. It would have made it.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think so. We were talking about that in
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  Speaker 8: the office. I think it would have bounced off the wall.
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  Speaker 3: No way. It was way over the wall.
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  Speaker 9: For sure.
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  Speaker 8: I watched it at like three different things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they had to get a police escort for the
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  Speaker 3: dude to get out of his bed.
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  Speaker 6: I bet.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember Steve Bartman? The Cubs fan that reached over.
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  Speaker 3: That guy had to straight up go into hiding. And
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  Speaker 3: then they did a whole thing because there was like
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  Speaker 3: a curse, the Bartman ball, and they destroyed the ball.
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  Speaker 6: So what would the legal ramifications be? No legal ramifications.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing at all?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you're not supposed to. interfere with a ball
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  Speaker 3: that's either in play or could be played. It's on, like,
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  Speaker 3: it's the small print on a ticket or, you know,
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  Speaker 3: but it's not a legal thing.
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  Speaker 6: So not a legal thing, but could you be banned
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  Speaker 6: from going to games?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the team can say, like, you're no longer
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  Speaker 3: welcome here. But, I mean, when you're in the postseason,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the Yankees, they hadn't won a game yet, right?
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  Speaker 3: So they got swept. Um, they were trying to make
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  Speaker 3: a comeback, but it's the Yankee fans who are pissed
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  Speaker 3: and it's going to be street justice. They're going to
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  Speaker 3: try to, they're going to try to kick this guy's ass.
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  Speaker 3: That's weak, man.
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  Speaker 8: Cause if you look at it, it made it over
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  Speaker 8: the wall. A hundred percent.
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  Speaker 14: Any fan that was standing right there, they would have
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  Speaker 14: tried to catch that ball. Not even thinking that they
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  Speaker 14: were interfering.
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  Speaker 3: People don't really... They're not paying attention. All they see
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  Speaker 3: is there's a ball headed their way.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like somebody, hold my feet, like he drapes
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  Speaker 5: himself over the side.
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  Speaker 3: Unlike the guys who are literally leaning all the way over.
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  Speaker 3: Do you see the Peyton Manning Bud Light commercial where
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  Speaker 3: he's leaning over the bar? He's like a 45 degree
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  Speaker 3: angle with Shane Gillis to get the bartender's attention. When
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  Speaker 3: you're doing that over the wall, different.
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  Speaker 14: The last one where the guys were definitely reaching in
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  Speaker 14: the guy's glove and ripping the ball out of the glove.
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  Speaker 3: That is blatant.
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  Speaker 8: They got banned for life. That was Mookie Betts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's also different.
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  Speaker 8: They deserve it.
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  Speaker 6: Worth it. Also, an 18-year-old guy in Minnesota is facing
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  Speaker 6: a federal terrorism charge for a plot to attack the
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  Speaker 6: Mall of America. The guy's name is Sheikh Dune Abdullah Mohammed.
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  Speaker 6: He was born in the USA. He planned a mass
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  Speaker 6: shooting on October 24th when the Mall of America is
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  Speaker 6: having an arts celebration. So reportedly, he was hoping to
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  Speaker 6: kill between 30 and 60 people. The FBI had been
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  Speaker 6: tracking him for two years after he allegedly said he
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  Speaker 6: pledged 100% support to ISIS on video, and he believed
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  Speaker 6: the Mall of America was Jewish-owned. And during this FBI investigation,
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  Speaker 6: Sheikh Doun bought a disabled AK-47 and some ammo from
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  Speaker 6: this undercover agent, and that was enough for the arrest.
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  Speaker 6: He's been charged with receiving a firearm and ammo to
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  Speaker 6: commit a federal crime of terrorism.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we were wondering who goes to the mall.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this guy.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: And we'll overlook a lot, but we're not going to
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  Speaker 5: overlook messing with the Mall of America.
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  Speaker 6: It rules.
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  Speaker 3: Death to this dude. 100%.
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  Speaker 6: And he wanted to go to Somalia to be an
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  Speaker 6: actual ISIS member, but he couldn't afford it.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he wanted to just do some homegrown terror.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do a GoFundMe.
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  Speaker 3: A GoFundMe to send him to terrorist camp.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like those adults that go to baseball fantasy camp. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: fantasy camp.
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  Speaker 5: Rockstar fantasy camp.
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  Speaker 3: He wants to go to ISIS camp.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 6: Right. Also, Diddy's prison release date has been pushed back
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  Speaker 6: a couple of months to March 2nd of 2028. He
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  Speaker 6: was supposed to get out of Fort Dix January of 2028,
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  Speaker 6: but that release date got pushed back because of that
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  Speaker 6: VIP lifestyle he had been living.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it was too good in there.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to reschedule your party, Sammy?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're messing with your plans.
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  Speaker 5: A welcome home party?
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  Speaker 11: Yes, I guess so.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to rethink everything. He had all that contraband booze,
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: a cell phone, a tablet for movies, the massages, the
• 14:08
  Speaker 6: special meals. So in total, he was sentenced to 50
• 14:11
  Speaker 6: months for two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: And as for the prison itself, they are basically saying
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: no comment. They said, quote, we do not comment on
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: the conditions of confinement for any incarcerated individual, including reasons
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: for a change in release date. We can only assume
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: it's that Goodfellas treatment. Just watch the videos online.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: I just love until... all this stuff came out. I
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: was like, Oh, you know, good behavior. He's, you know, behaving,
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: he's getting, getting massages and cell phones and everything. I
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: know he wasn't.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: That's why probably why somebody is like, uh, I don't
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: think so. And they made sure that that information got
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: out because once it's out, once it's public, they have
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: to respond to it.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: But I would imagine that like CEOs, even CEOs who
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: are doing their job would be starstruck by any famous person,
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: you know, even though it's an inmate, it's still a
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: famous person.
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: True.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Like Bill Cosby was getting sermons on Sundays.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not even like that's against
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: the rules of your job. Like that's illegal.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Because you are introducing contraband into a facility. So like,
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: all right. You may be starstruck, but is it worth
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: you now becoming the inmate? Like you getting arrested?
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good question.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: And being a criminal. It's one thing to risk a job. Like, oh,
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: I can go get another job. But now you're going
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: to be in legal trouble.
• 15:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah, my buddy, I told you before, he does the
• 15:28
  Speaker 14: entertainment for the prison and the televisions. And I always say,
• 15:32
  Speaker 14: we can broadcast the Woody show in there if we
• 15:34
  Speaker 14: wanted to.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Yes!
• 15:35
  Speaker 14: Yeah, every time he pulls up to the prison, like,
• 15:37
  Speaker 14: he has to stop his car, and they do, like,
• 15:39
  Speaker 14: the mirrors in the cars.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they go in a trunk.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: That would be a weird job.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: Well, they should know I'm a friend to them.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Prison entertainment.
• 15:47
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: They should know I'm a friend. I'm always letting them,
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: helping them look for love.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, please send Gina email.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, send, and Morgan, and Morgan likes those letters, too.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, she does. Yeah, she does. Speaking of prisoners, that
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: Tennessee death row bitch, Krista Pike, she reportedly asked, where
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: am I? After she regained consciousness in the hospital a
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: week after that botched execution. Her lawyer says they believed
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: she was brain dead and the plan was to take
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: her off of life support, which should have been the plan.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: But then to the shock of everybody, quote, she woke
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: up and started talking. He says that she is aware
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: the state tried to execute her. and has asked about
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: her team and that she asked about the victim's family.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Did she?
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: No, she didn't.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: I cannot wait for this new lawyer.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Who said that? Her lawyer?
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Oh, God. She's concerned about the victim's family.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: A person they thought was brain dead five seconds ago is,
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: first of all, even conscious. And speaking... But also has
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: the wherewithal to go, hmm, I wonder how the victim's
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: family is doing. Yeah, right.
• 16:45
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Liars.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: But this is going to be the best movie of
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: the week. Oh, my God.
• 16:48
  Speaker 16: Liars.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: The lawyer says she's also angry and confused about everything.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Why aren't I dead?
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Her lawyers are asking the governor of Tennessee to
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: commute her sentence to life in prison without parole instead.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Of the death penalty. Well, they're not going to execute
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: her now.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: Well, no. But the thing is, she was sentenced to death.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: She has not served her sentence. That's true. So let's
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: do it already.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: She can pick.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: So there was a guy in Texas that they just executed.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Lethal injection. Now, this is the first execution since this
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: one in Tennessee. Well, attempted one. And they used the
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: same drug.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it worked.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: And it worked.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Because they found a vein.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: What a puss.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: You know, everybody's got a bad day at the office.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they didn't find a vein with her.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: So, you know, try, try again. Do you really want
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: to send a message that it's okay to quit?
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: You know, because for the kids out there, what if
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: there's kids watching the news? Now they just assume it's
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: okay to quit? Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: And now he has this embarrassing legacy that Krista survived.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: You didn't.
• 17:53
  Speaker 12: You know what I think of is Woody Princess Bride,
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: your favorite movie, where she's slowly poisoning herself so that
• 18:00
  Speaker 12: she could then survive the lethal injection.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Build it up.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Or they didn't quite kill her. They just killed her
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: a little bit. They put her on the life-sucking machine.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Not 50! I've just sucked two hands of your life away.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Tell me, how do you feel?
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Well, in addition to Sammy's boyfriend, there are 80 million
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: American households with cats. And now, according to this new study,
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: one out of five cats are infected with Giardia duodenalis, a.k.a.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: beaver fever.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I've got that. I've got beaver fever. Are you guys cats? Yeah, dude,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I have chronic beaver fever.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: Same. Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I got a fever.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: And the only prescription is more beaver. This is a
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: beaver fever.
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: That's hot. It's a gastrointestinal parasite that can cause mega
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: diarrhea up to five times a day. And yes, it
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: can be transmitted from a cat to a human.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: What are they called?
• 19:01
  Speaker 15: Beaver fever.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to a beaver.
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: I mean, I've been pooping.
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: For 80 million.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: 80 million cats.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: People have cats, not 80 million people.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Beaver fever.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: There's not that many gay Americans. Only 6 million.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Okay. And this had to be a really fun study
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: for researchers because they had to analyze cat stool samples.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: And they found that 6.3% of cats tested positive. So
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: you've got to be aware of beaver fever. But the
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: good news is the CDC says it's unlikely to get
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: it from cats. And only about one in five infected
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: cats carry strains that can potentially infect people.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: But Greg, thank you so much for raising awareness about
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: beaver fever.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Well, the question is, how do you protect yourself against it?
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Routine fecal testing. Wash your habits and then keep the
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: litter boxes clean.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Relatively easy.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: Get your test kit.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: And then finally, the American dream. Everybody talks about it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Now we have the price tag for the American dream,
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: which Investopedia, that's a financial media company, they define that
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: as buying a house, owning two cars, raising two kids,
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: taking vacations, having a pet, and retiring. That's the American dream.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: And they say all that has gotten a lot more expensive,
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: up from $ 3. 3 million to $ 5. 3 million over the past
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: three years. It's gone up $ 2 million. So the biggest
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: expense on the American Dream list is the house. They
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: calculate that at $ 1. 28 million. And then it's the cars
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: and retirement for a total of $ 1. 2 million, raising kids
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: and sending them to college. Under a million bucks at
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: about $ 954, 000. But wait, hold on. So these are national numbers? Yep.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Like, how do they get to, like, the average cost
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: of a house in America cannot be one point whatever.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: One point two million bucks. Like, sure, if you're talking
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: about certain places. But that, like, on average.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: I thought the same thing would, but I'm thinking what
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: they do is calculate when you get a mortgage for
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: 30 years, by the time you pay it, You're doubling
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: the price.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Right, with interest and everything. Okay, and then what about...
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: The average home is... A million dollars for college?
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: The cars and retirement, 1.2 million. That, to me, seems low. Like,
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: you retire and you have to live on one million
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: bucks for the rest of your life?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I think the kid thing is like the entire... Raising them.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Raising them, yeah. Right, but still.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I'm not trying to pay a million dollars.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: For this kid.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: And people are still optimistic about... Guess what percentage of
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Americans think they can achieve the American dream? Wild guess.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: What percentage?
• 21:29
  Speaker 16: 40?
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: 60.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: 69.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: There you go, Gina.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: 69% of people say despite all that.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Now he's got beaver fever.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: That they can.
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: Still afford it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: So keep optimistic. Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: The average cost of a four-year bachelor's degree in the
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: United States ranges from $ 123, 000 to $ 261, 000. including tuition fees, housing, food,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: and supplies. So that's the total cost of four years. Man,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: there's a guy, neighbor, he's since moved, but he sent
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: his daughter off to college. It's like a hundred grand
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: a year that he's paying. If you include like, you know,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: room and board. Is it MIT, Harvard? No, it's like Miami.
• 22:10
  Speaker 11: Private schools are more expensive.
• 22:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like, what?
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: And then, oh, and then before he sent her off
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: to college, he got her a boob job. because that's
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: a way better investment college the mom the mom talked
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: talked him into it like look she's going off to
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: college it's time it's time so i would be like
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: wait i'm paying for a boob job for my.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Daughter which would be weird i'd like pick one.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: And then i'm paying a hundred grand a year it's
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: a hundred grand a year so four hundred thousand dollars
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: to send her off to come you're right The boob
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: job is way more... Sound investment. Return on investment. It
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: should have been either or. Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Boob job or college.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: And then like a country club membership.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right. And that's all you need. That's all you need. Exactly. Well,
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: that's what's going on, Wood. All right.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey. All right. So Menace
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: had a winning streak going on last week. Menace beat
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Greg for what he shows biggest loser contest, which instead
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: of picking who's going to be the biggest winner... For
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: each week of NFL action, we are trying to figure
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: out which team is not only going to lose, but
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: lose by the most amount of points. Who's going to
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: be the biggest loser in any given week? And there
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: have been some big upsets. I mean, there's always upsets, but... Yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: there's been some crushings. Real crushings, for sure. So we're
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: going to switch it up a little bit this time around,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: meaning that nobody's looking at any point spreads. It's just
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: looking at the schedule, and then you have to tell
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: us You know, if it's your week to make a pick,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: who's going to be the biggest loser? Now, everybody's name
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: is here in a hat. And then we're going to
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: draw the two names to find out who's going against
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: each other for biggest loser this week.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 23:56
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: This is too easy for me.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Just too easy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: You're too much of a legend, bro.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Gotta retire.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: First name is Morgan.
• 24:04
  Speaker 13: Morgan.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Morgan. Bring Morgan in. All right.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: First one is Morgan. She knows a lot about sports,
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: She's a fanatic.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Well, fighting she does. Sure. But not football. And then
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: the next one here is Jeff G. This should be fair.
• 24:22
  Speaker 11: Oh, that's awesome.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Pass that to Morgan. Dang it. This will be a
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: fair matchup.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: You could be surprised. Don't count yourself out, Morgan.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: And just for fun, everybody else can take a look
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: at the schedule.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: And then just let us know what you think. Morgan,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: do you have your schedule yet?
• 24:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so I'm supposed to pick who I think is
• 24:45
  Speaker 11: the biggest loser?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so out of all these matchups, which team not
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: only loses, but loses by the most points?
• 24:52
  Speaker 11: Okay, this is my first time looking at a lot
• 24:54
  Speaker 11: of these.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: That makes it fun.
• 24:57
  Speaker 11: I should go with my intuition. Let's go fast. I
• 24:59
  Speaker 11: think the Jets are going to lose to the Browns.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know what? Not a bad pick.
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: Not a bad pick at all.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: If I was going today, I would have picked that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: The only thing that concerns me is like by the
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: biggest margin, but definitely like, yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: Browns over Jets.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: That's what my intuition is telling me. I mean, that
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: could be a crushing. The way that the Browns have
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: been playing and the Jets are the Jets.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: That's actually not a bad pick, Morgan.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Good job, Morgan.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: By how many points? Oh, God. Here we go.
• 25:25
  Speaker 11: Is it even, odd? Does that matter?
• 25:27
  Speaker 16: No.
• 25:28
  Speaker 11: They're going to lose by 14 or more.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: So we'll say by 14. How about that?
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: That's actually, you know what? For someone who doesn't know
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: a dick about football.
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: Let's go.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: That's not a bad pick.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Jeff G.
• 25:42
  Speaker 17: This is actually a tough week, kind of, sort of,
• 25:45
  Speaker 17: you know? But I'm going to go ahead and go
• 25:47
  Speaker 17: with my gut, too. I'm going to take the Dolphins
• 25:49
  Speaker 17: losing by 14.
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: To the Bengals.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Dolphins by 14? Mm-hmm. All right.
• 26:00
  Speaker 11: Did you do any research, Jeff?
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: No, I swear to God.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: No, he's looking at the schedule.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: This is the first time I'm looking at it. That's
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: why I'm saying it's a tough week.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I was looking at the game as well. How's the
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: quarterback for the Bengals?
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: He's all right.
• 26:11
  Speaker 17: They have some banged up receivers, though, so hopefully they
• 26:13
  Speaker 17: get him back. But Miami's just so bad. I'm going
• 26:16
  Speaker 17: to tell you something.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: My instincts to go with my Chargers, they've been.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Ass all season.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: That's another one.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I saw that one. I thought, okay, maybe the Broncos.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: The other one I'm looking at is like, The Philadelphia Eagles.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: They've been pretty bad.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: They could get their ass handed to them by the Jaguars.
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: They could.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Jaguars. Sorry.
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: That's in London, too, by the way.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Oh. That Philly game is in London. Yeah. I think
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: the Titans could get crushed by Houston.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: Houston hasn't been that good, though.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: No, but I mean, it is the Titans.
• 26:43
  Speaker 15: Yep.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: What did you go with, Gina?
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Well, I only am saying this because I heard my
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: husband bitching about sports stuff. And I think he said
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: that the Chargers were kind of bad. So I was
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: going to say the Chargers are going to be the
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: biggest losers.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: All right. So that's Gina's pick. Greg, what did you
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: go with?
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: I would have done the Browns over the Jets.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: You would have said the Browns over the Jets. So
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: you agree with Morgan.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: Right. Menace?
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was going with Morgan's pick as well.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Sammy?
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Sammy?
• 27:10
  Speaker 13: For me, at this point, the easy pick is Chargers.
• 27:12
  Speaker 13: They've just been doing so bad.
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: Thanks for rubbing it in, Sammy.
• 27:17
  Speaker 17: The only reason I didn't take them, though, for the record, Sammy,
• 27:19
  Speaker 17: is just because the Broncos haven't been as great as
• 27:22
  Speaker 17: everyone thinks they were supposed to be this year. They've
• 27:24
  Speaker 17: been underperforming, so I kind of try to stay away
• 27:27
  Speaker 17: from that one.
• 27:27
  Speaker 11: Oh, I agree.
• 27:28
  Speaker 12: I mean, I picked the Broncos to be the biggest
• 27:30
  Speaker 12: loser when it was my chance, so I know that, but.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, text us your pick. Who do you think
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: is going to be the biggest loser for NFL Week 5?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Text your pick, and by how many points? Over to 22987.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: What does your gut tell you about the Niners in Seattle?
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: That's going to be such a good game. That's a
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: game of the week for me.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I think Seattle wins.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I kind of do, too.
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: It's going to be tough.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: It's funny because— I got Seattle now.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: Sorry, Greg.
• 27:56
  Speaker 17: San Francisco, every time that they play a game like this—
• 28:00
  Speaker 17: Just like they did with the Rams. They have a
• 28:01
  Speaker 17: tendency to show out. Shanahan really loves these kind of games.
• 28:04
  Speaker 17: So I would actually pick the Niners on the road.
• 28:07
  Speaker 17: I would go bold.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: A couple quarterbacks to talk about. And nothing to do
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: really with football at all. Oh. We'll start with Fernando Mendoza.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Of course, he was the number one pick. He's the, well,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: he's a quarterback. Kirk Cousins is the starting quarterback for
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: the Raiders.
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: Raiders.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: But Fernando Mendoza, he's 23 years old. He is also
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: an MBA graduate from the University of Indiana.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, hot.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: So he knows a lot about finances, right? And he's
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: got a new financial education video series. called Finance with Fernando. Oh,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: that's great. And it's to teach Gen Z about financial stuff.
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: Awesome.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: He can start with a lot of his teammates and
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: other people in the NFL. They don't know anything, and
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: they're blowing all this money. It's short-term money.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Even though they tell you not to do that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: They should start with Jameis Winston.
• 29:03
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they may want to steal crab legs. Remember that story?
• 29:07
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, my son loves Jameis Winston, but it's all because
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: of the social media stuff.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, is that his thing?
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And he's not the guy he used to be. No.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: When he was in college, he was a real douchebag. Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: All I know is my cousin named his dog Jameis Winston.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, is that right?
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: A long time ago. And I was like, is that
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: a good player?
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: So Mendoza, he's got this new video series to help
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Gen Z get better with their money. I'm Fernando Mendoza,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: pro quarterback. But my true passion is fiscal responsibility. Let's
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: flip and go.
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: So get pumped for my educational video series, Finance with Fernando.
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: I'm giving away the ultimate prize.
• 29:46
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: So That's genius.
• 29:57
  Speaker 14: I'm sure he got it sponsored right away.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: It's smart. Also, talking about quarterbacks. Quarterback for the Patriots.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Drake May. He's in the news because he was doing
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: an interview with WEEI in Boston, the big sports station
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: that carries the Patriots games and stuff. And for the
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: last question, they asked him... If there was a conspiracy
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: theory that he believes in.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: So this is the Patriots quarterback. Drake May asked about
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: what conspiracy theory he believes in.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know about the moon. You know, I think
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I can see back in the day of why we
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: would put on the mask if we went there. But
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not really sure 200 percent if we went there
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: or not. I wouldn't say I'm leaning one way or
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: the other.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I just know I'm a little bit skeptical. That's what
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: men have been saying.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: He might be 100% sure, but he's not 200%.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Something tells me he might be able to get something
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: out of the finance with Fernando series.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: He would benefit from learning that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Did you see that other video that I sent you
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: about the air tank situation? They just literally didn't have
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: enough air to be on the moon that long.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Says who?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Says a guy that's an expert in air tanks.
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: Wait, was it on TikTok?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Says the expert on air tanks. Wait, there's no experts
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: on air tanks? They just magically get made by themselves?
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Valid point.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: They just appear?
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: That is a valid point. I saw it online.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: There's a guy.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: If you need an air tank.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Guy, I got a guy. There's no guy that knows
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: how to make those? All right, man.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: That's weird.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: This is what I thought. What have I said about
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: the moon landing specifically?
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: If you take the four seconds to do a quick
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: search on, let's say, How did they get oxygen while
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: they were on the moon for whatever, 21 hours? NASA
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: has a giant museum full of all the things. And
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: what Menace is talking about- But there's a guy on
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: social media. He sent me the same video and I
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: watched it. I was like, this is just, ugh. It's
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: some guy, by the way, sitting in a dumpy apartment
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: with like a Paisley.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Tapestry over his head. Oxygen tank experts are not really
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: well paid.
• 32:08
  Speaker 9: And he said, well, I know a lot about tanks.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: He worked in a factory for- 10 years, which I
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: get that.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, great. But you can look up very easily.
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: The oxygen mixtures, the refilling. He broke down all that.
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: He broke down the tanks he used for industrial work.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: He broke down how those tanks aren't even in existence
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: during that time. And the nozzles. But the nozzles.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: It's very easy to be correct when you ignore the
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: evidence and when you do no research. It's super easy
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: to be like, I could say, you know, I've worked
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: in this radio station here with The Woody Show for
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: 12 plus years, Ash.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: I know how this works. So there's no way. Wait,
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: so your knowledge is because you went to a museum?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Where they show you the actual things. He said there's
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: a whole museum dedicated to explaining the whole thing in
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: great detail. So if I go to that museum, I
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: can be an expert like Seabass? But that's not to
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: be believed. But the guy in the random apartment on
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: social media, that's the guy who worked.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: At a factory.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: The guy that actually worked with air tanks? He didn't
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: work with the space program. Seabass, who went to a museum,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: he's the expert. He worked with air tanks. Yeah. No,
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: he's not saying that he is the expert. I'm saying
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: you can go see the experts. He's pointing to the
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: stuff that you can use. I'm asking questions. You're making accusations.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: You went to a museum. I'm saying you can go
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: see this. You sound like you need some oxygen. Is
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: your brain getting enough?
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: You might have been with hell of oxygen.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: I get it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: You guys are deflecting. I'm asking questions.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: This is not deflecting. This is the basic explanation. You
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: know when they say show your work? This is the
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: show your work part. I'm saying you... What's the address
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: for this museum? NASA.gov. If your show your work is
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: random guy on the internet from his apartment who worked
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: at a factory with air tanks... If that's evidence. You've
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: worked in.
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: Radio for 30 years. I can't ask you any questions
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: about radio.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: But what kind of question about radio? What do you
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: want to know? Like the actual recording of radio, the
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: broadcasting of radio. Because that's something I have direct experience with.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: If this guy had direct experience with oxygen tanks in
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: the context of space exploration, well, then yes. Mm-hmm. Not
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: guy who worked at the propane factory with Hank Hill.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: He worked here with tanks. I remember him.
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: Menace, you could not have these questions again with about
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: 10 seconds of real good.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a whole. I already have the answer. Yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: there's a whole thing.
• 34:38
  Speaker 11: Sammy has the answer.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: The Smithsonian has.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: A really good... Which pulls resources from Reddit, which you hate. No,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: as Gina just said, the Smithsonian, which has the actual pieces.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: The actual tank.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: From the Apollo mission. They should take the guy from
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: his apartment and bring him to the Smithsonian so he
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: can personally, as an expert, inspect the tanks. I need
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: to go to more museums. And since we're talking about
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: YouTube videos, I get the... Apollo 11.
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: Space has a great YouTube channel where they break down
• 35:08
  Speaker 9: the science.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: They show you the videos they shot. You could see
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: it almost as they shot it in real time. Yes.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Or just Google beach aircraft because they're the one that
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: made the tanks.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: So again, so either this guy on YouTube doesn't know
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: what he's talking about or thousands of people in the
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: 60s lied to America and managed.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: To keep it alive. Airtight shot. Speaking of airtight. This
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: is so funny.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: They killed everybody.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: 818. Remember when Nixon used a landline to call Neil
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin while they were walking on the, quote, moon? Yeah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sure Nixon's phone was a landline that went to where?
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: NASA?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: And patch it into their speakers, into their radio system. Correct.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: Come on, man. Right. They stretched a wire to the moon.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Everybody's such an expert.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: Woody, Woody.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Now, I'll give you, I'll tell you this. Just because
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: you guys are government drones, that's cool. I'll tell you this. Drones?
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: We just saw Woody in about three seconds give us
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: the actual explanation. I'm looking in front of him. He
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: didn't Google that at all.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I did the same thing. Well, he went to the museum.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I did the same thing.
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: President Richard Nixon placed a historic call to the Oval
• 36:09
  Speaker 9: Office to the Apollo 11 astronauts. By routing a standard
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: telephone into the NASA Mission Control. How do you think
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: Mission Control talks to astronauts? How, like, air traffic controllers
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: talks to planes?
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Right. Again, how did you call a plane?
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: 98% of conspiracy theories can be debunked by four seconds
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: of Googling.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: We didn't go.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you and Drake May, Doug, you know?
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: How drizzy.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Yep, 877-44-WOODY. Drizzy. Send us a text over to 22987.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: More Woody Shows next.
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: Hang on.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: We'll be right back.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: All right, so some feedback after we were talking about
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Drake May, quarterback for the Patriots. He was asked in
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: a recent interview that he just did, what is a
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: conspiracy theory that you think you might believe in and
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: uh and here's what he said.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know about the moon you know i think
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: i can see back in the day of why we
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: would put on the mask if we went there but
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: i'm not really sure 200 if we went there or
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: not i wouldn't say i'm leaning one way or the
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: other i just know i'm a little.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Bit skeptical all right so he said that that's what
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: men has been saying right and then we got this
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: whole thing talking about how he saw some guy on
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: on social media uh he's a Oxygen tank expert.
• 37:30
  Speaker 14: He broke down all the oxygen tanks and what they
• 37:33
  Speaker 14: used during the time.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: And how it wasn't possible to have that much oxygen. Now, Seabass,
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: on the text, you are being accused. So it's, let's see.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Seabass is officially part of Big Moon.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, no. Thank you.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: The moon's paying you.
• 37:47
  Speaker 13: Yep, yep.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Big Moon. That moon money, dude.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Seabass is just cashing in.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Promote the conspiracy.
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: I got so much money from the Apollo 11 state.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: Dude, that moon money's long, man.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Come on. Here's a text that says, Menace defending moon
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: landing conspiracies always makes me so depressed. This one says,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Menace is apparently the smartest guy in the room. Thank you.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Respect gained. How about this one?
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Did I just lose all respect for Menace? Does he
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: also believe the Earth is flat?
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: That one I don't believe. I mean, I've been on planes.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: We're not, we're not far from that though.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, the ice walls.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: Um, super serious though. Apollo 11 space has got, they have,
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: they show you the capsules. They show you the diagrams.
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: It's very, it's very interesting.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: It's cool drawings. Uh, and then we're talking about the
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: fan interference, uh, At the Yankee game.
• 38:41
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I think Madison's over two today. And yeah, I saw
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: the video, dude. Guy reached over. No, I will. I mean, no,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I just want you said to watch it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: No, the guy did reach over. That's not what you
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: were saying.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: That wasn't the argument.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 38:53
  Speaker 14: That wasn't what I said. I said that the ball
• 38:55
  Speaker 14: would have made it over the wall.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: It would have.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: It was short by... Hence the review from the people. Yeah,
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: by your own eyeballs. No, not my eyeballs. They reviewed it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: That's why they got ruled. Did they do the mathematical
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: breakdown and the trajectory of it?
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Probably, yes.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, Jeff. You're just wrong.
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: Common sense. If you have to reach for something, it
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: wouldn't have gotten to you where you were standing.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: But also, they reviewed it. Wait, so when a ball
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: is coming... towards somebody they don't they never reach out
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 17: No you can reach out for it but if it
• 39:26
  Speaker 17: would have been over the fence like you're saying.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: It would have just hit him in the head. How
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: do you constantly not have headaches?
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: Over the fence. No, I get it. If you're going
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: to reach out to catch something, it's because the trajectory.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Is not going to deliver it to him. I'm just saying,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: there can be a discussion. What is that on the reaction?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: You constantly want to be. No, dude. You actually have
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: been deflecting the entire time of everything that I said. Man,
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: it's deflecting. What's deflecting? Deflecting would be bringing up a
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: separate point.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Remember that time when you dot dot dot.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: You said to watch the video. I did.
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: And I said, no, I disagree with what you're saying.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: They did get it right because they did. Everybody else
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: came to the same conclusion. All the announcers, the announcers,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: everybody looked at it. I get it. It's cool to
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: crap on the fan, but that ball would have made
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: it over.
• 40:08
  Speaker 15: No.
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: I get it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Everybody wants to hate that fan.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: You're saying the umpires wanted to crap on the fan
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: more than get the call right.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: No, because the umpers are way far away. Look at
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: the side view.
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: I did watch the side view.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I watched all three angles. That ball would have barely
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: just went over the wall if they weren't there.
• 40:29
  Speaker 17: But if you reach this arm out, was it because
• 40:32
  Speaker 17: it was going to make it over or because it
• 40:33
  Speaker 17: was short?
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: So if I throw this marker at you right now, right?
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: I'm going to reach forward. But you're reaching so you
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: catch it in front of you, right?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I'm reaching so it doesn't hit me. If he had
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: caught the ball over his head or behind him. If
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: the ball's coming straight at them, they're not going to
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: reach out at all? They're just going to stand there?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: The fact that they had.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: To reach out?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: At waist height, and he's in the first row.
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: So a ball's coming straight at you, you're not going
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: to reach out?
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Waist height, first row?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Hold on. I'm asking if a ball is coming straight
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: at you, even if it has the trajectory enough to
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: even go past you, are you not going to reach
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: towards it?
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Jeff just said.
• 41:10
  Speaker 17: If it's coming straight at me and it would have
• 41:12
  Speaker 17: cleared the wall if I'm standing there, I would have
• 41:14
  Speaker 17: put my glove up.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Not out.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: Not out.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I'm showing you a photo. It hits him in the wrists.
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: His wrists are a good six, eight inches over the
• 41:21
  Speaker 9: wall horizontally, not vertically. Now, where are his wrists in
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: relation to the wall? And he's in the very front row.
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: His wrists are... See where it is?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: He's hitting his wrist right there. Look where the guy's
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: putting his glove out, where he expects the ball to go.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: You're not even playing the video.
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: Show me a still shot.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Exactly. That's the point.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: Frame by frame.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: No. No. Yeah, go frame by frame.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: I know it's easier to make fun of me, but.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Because you're not. Man, this is not... That's why I'm
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: saying this, man. We're experiencing classic menace.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: No, you're not.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: It's just shut. No, you're not. That's what you're deflecting.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: That's not deflecting.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: You're absolutely.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: That's not deflecting. No, I'm not. I'm sticking to the
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: facts talking about the subject at hand and you're attacking me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: You're not sticking to the facts. He just showed you
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: a fact. And you said no. And you said no.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You're the one denying fact. I'm saying that he's not
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: playing the video. Okay, I'm going to play it. I'm
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: going to go super slow motion. Watch. Well, I have
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: a thousand times at this point.
• 42:18
  Speaker 9: Okay. And it hits the man in the wrist as
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: his wrists are well extended past the wall horizontally.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: You say past the wall. You're not saying he's not
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: hanging his wrist under the wall. It's past the wall
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: because the ball would have went slightly just over the wall. Okay,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: here it is. Super slow motion. Look where his wrists are,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: which are Eight, ten inches over the wall. See, look.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It just went over.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: There's the wall.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: There's the ball.
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: Dude, you can see.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: It's ten inches inside the wall. No, it's eight inches
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: higher than the wall right there.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: How can they be looking at the same thing and
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: have the exact different opinion?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. This is cognitive dissonance on menace.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: People want to hate this.
• 42:56
  Speaker 18: No.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: I'm staying on business, dog. There's no way. Is this
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: like the equivalent of, you know, I was told by
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: a guy who did sports talk radio for many years,
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: very successful. He goes, you take a position and you
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: die on that hill. You'll say Tom Brady is one
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: of the worst quarterbacks of all time. And it doesn't
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: matter what.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: What the stats are.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: You're shown, told, read. Yeah, you just go.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: That's not this situation.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Tom Brady is one, and that's how to be a
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: successful sports talker.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Somebody texted, I'm getting PTSD arguing with my friend who
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: does too much coke.
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: It's just facts.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: It's just facts. So that is facts. Let me ask
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: you this. Again, going- Attacking character instead of I'm not
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: attacking instead of sticking to facts. We've already it's cool Okay,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: so have fun. So what what where where are you?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Where are you seeing verifiable fact the verifiable fact from
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: your argument? What is the verifiable angles that it would
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: have barely just looked over the wall? We just looked
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: at it and you're saying and for folks who doesn't
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: know and I'm saying no as well for folks who
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: are there's a man in the very front row right
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: by the wall and He is reaching his arms out
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: at waist height across the plane of the wall.
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: The ball hits him on the wrist. Again, his arms
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: are waist height because he's standing at the wall.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 9: Because it hits him at the wrist where his arms
• 44:13
  Speaker 9: are extended past the wall horizontally. There's a good eight
• 44:16
  Speaker 9: inches where the ball would have fallen inside the wall
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: because that's where his arms and his wrists are.
• 44:21
  Speaker 14: And that's where we have the disagreement because his.
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: wrists, I believe, are higher than the wall.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Eight feet up somehow?
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: And it would have went over the wall.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: You believe, not fact. You believe, because the video shows. Again,
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: every sports, the announcers in the stadium, every game.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: The visual evidence shows.
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: I've heard Yankees fans on the radio talking about, man,
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: we're going to get, because they know it's true as well.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Of course.
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: And if it would have bounced off the wall, they
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: could have brought more people in off the bases. That's
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: why Yankees fans are pissed.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the one run scored and they put the
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: dude on second. It would have made it over the wall, guys.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: All right. He's just sorry.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Final answer.
• 44:56
  Speaker 16: I'm sorry.
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: I don't know what else to say.
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: Well, literally every sports site, every person I've talked to,
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: no one's arguing this but you.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Well, because, I mean, it's the easy answer.
• 45:07
  Speaker 14: It's a better story that this guy interfered.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 45:11
  Speaker 17: We can solve this by letting me throw something at
• 45:14
  Speaker 17: you and showing your trajectory.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: Do we have a brick? Do we have a brick?
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I don't have a brick.
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: I mean, we could ball up a piece of paper
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: and show it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: A better story would have been to get it. Yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: this is perfect.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: One of my little sacks of nuts.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, throw Gina's nuts.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, throw my nuts.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry. I'm not hearing what you're saying.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Sammy, I don't care about your birthday.
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: I'm going to throw this at you.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I'm going to throw this at you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: This is too much fun.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: And you catch it no matter what. So I'm throwing
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: this at you. You do whatever it takes to catch this.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 45:42
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: You reached out.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: Did you not?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: Okay. Throw it back at me.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: Throw it back at me.
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: Like, everybody reaches out. Throw it back to me. So
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: if it was to go over the wall, it would
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: be up here.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: See? Yes, that's over the wall. When you reach out
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: Your hands were up.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Up. Your hands go up to catch it. Your hands
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: aren't going out to catch it. That's still not what
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. I'm saying the ball was still high enough
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: to get over the wall. You don't dive for a
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: ball that's going to make it to you. That's what
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: we're saying. Yeah, it's a reach. His hands were waist height,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: not chest height or head height.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Not up.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 46:13
  Speaker 17: Had the home run been able to go over the wall,
• 46:15
  Speaker 17: he would have reached out.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: So you're interpreting the video differently then. You're saying that
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: the ball would have gone over or maybe just hit
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: the corner.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: It would have barely just made it over the wall.
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: And by the way, Menace, your version is the more
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: interesting version because the umpires would have awarded more runs
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: slash bases and made it a closer game.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: And they didn't do that, but yours would have been
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: more interesting. You were saying our position was the more
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: interesting story, but what Seabass is saying is that yours
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: would be.
• 46:45
  Speaker 14: I disagree, I disagree, because look at the lore of
• 46:48
  Speaker 14: every interference play.
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: You talk about the guy with the Cubs. Bartman?
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: Bartman.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Longer lasting story than a ball that barely just got
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: over a wall.
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: Jeff G, Jeff G, was this like the last game
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: of the series and this is a very decisive last play?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: No, it's a sweep, Menace.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: So this is, that makes it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Less interesting also.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Baseball wants to make.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: More money, not less money.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: They want to make more money.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: They don't want the Yankees, they don't want the number
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: one market to go out in a sweep.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: And have another game. Yeah. So there goes that theory too. Nope.
• 47:18
  Speaker 17: Nope.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Nope. We've lost at every single angle of this argument madness.
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: You can yell as much as you want.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make your facts right. When we talked about it,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: you said go back and watch the video.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I watched the video and I came to the same
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: conclusion what everybody's been arguing here. When's the last time
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: you got an eye check? You asked me to do that.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Our phones are open for you.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY Text your thoughts. You guys are good at that.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Text your thoughts over to 22987. So there was a
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: video from game three of the divisional series between the
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Dodgers and the Braves. And that was causing some controversy,
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: some debate. Because during the game, a foul ball was
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: hit into the crowd, caught by this Dodger fan. And
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: he held it up and he was all psyched in
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: the video. And then there were a group of fans
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: next to him that said that he should give the
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: ball away. To this kid. It's a little kid.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Now, this is why I think this is so surprising.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: It lets me know the world is kind of healing
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: in certain ways.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Because normally, this guy, this fan, would be getting eaten alive. Now,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: he didn't take it from the little kid. He didn't
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: dive over the little kid. Didn't knock him over. Didn't
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: knock him over to get it and all that kind
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: of stuff. Nope. It was just hit. He caught it.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: That was it. This kid was like 10 rows away.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Like a different section. And people are like, you should
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: give the ball to this little kid.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: He's like, what?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Yeah. Give it to the kid.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I can't. I'm not giving you to the kid.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: He's that guy.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: He's that guy.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Who's that guy? Let's dox him and figure out who
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: he is. So the guy says, he posted on social,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: he's sticking to his guns. He's like, hey man, I
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: waited 31 years old for a chance to catch a
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: foul ball. I caught one. I'm not giving it up.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: You're not you're not obligated to give it just because
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: there's a kid 10 rows away.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: And in his logic, I absolutely agree with him. He's
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: been alive longer. He's been wanting this longer.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Now that would have been my opinion today, last week,
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: last year, 10 years ago. I don't think that, uh,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: up until I saw this, that I would have not
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: been on the prediction market guessing that people would have
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: been defending this guy. And they're like, man, dude, he
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: doesn't owe this kid anything. No one's obligated to give
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: the ball just because there's a kid there or to
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: anybody else. Like, They would have never caught the ball.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: They were not even in the area where the ball landed.
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: The kid could wait 31 years and catch his own.
• 50:01
  Speaker 12: Just because the kid's in the section, like he could
• 50:03
  Speaker 12: have a kid at home that he's going to give
• 50:05
  Speaker 12: it to or whatever.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Who cares?
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: Also, why are the kids even there?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Waste of seat. Well, I mean, I disagree with you there. Yeah. But,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, you know.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the only kid he should give it to is
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: his own kid.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: He doesn't have a kid. This guy, this young looking dude,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: you know, just having a good time at the game,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: catches the ball and people just give it to the kid.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: And you don't.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: So I'm glad to see that people have been siding
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: with this guy. It seems the over what there are people,
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: of course, you go like this guy's an a-hole and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: But it's nice to see that there is some common sense.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: And I like that you say that means the world
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: is healing.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: It is. It's a good sign.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: It's a good sign. That there's another side.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Just because it's a kid doesn't mean that they're owed
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: the ball. I agree. I don't like it when you
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: see the guys who will like, you know, they come
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: up and they grab the ball away from some little kid.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: That's different. Or when you see, you see this a
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: lot after games. like the players are walking off the
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: field and sometimes take gloves off or take something off
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: and they'll throw it up in the stands and they're clearly...
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Trying to give it to a kid, yeah. It was Curry.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Curry was trying to give... Yeah, was trying to give
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: like a jersey or something to a kid and he
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: threw it up there and some guy just grabbed it
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: and he just stood there and he goes, no, man.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: Not for you.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Give it to him.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: And he just stood there and the guy's like giving
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: him crap about it. He's like... No, dude, it wasn't
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: giving it to this kid. Yeah. That case, of course. Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: If you're a grown ass man doing that, you're garbage.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: Loser.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you do that, Tyler. Well, Tyler
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: would definitely clothesline a kid. For anything. I'm going to
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: sell it online. Yeah. I'm going to sell it online.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: You know what? Sucks to suck.
• 51:56
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: Be faster. Be taller. You'll see.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Someday you'll be as big as I am. Yeah. Yeah. 877-44-1.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I'm a collector.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah. It means more to me than it does.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: To you, kid. It's my livelihood.
• 52:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: That's all I do.
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: Lessons learned.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Do you know what ripping cards means?
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Try that. The Woody Show. Menace went to... Was
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: this a screening menace?
• 52:26
  Speaker 14: No, it was just a junket. to interview the cast
• 52:30
  Speaker 14: for the movie Matchbox.
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: I haven't heard.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: That term for a while. Junket. A press meeting.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's going to be streaming on Apple +.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: And it is an awesome movie.
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: It's an action comedy.
• 52:44
  Speaker 14: So it's about a group of kids in a small
• 52:48
  Speaker 14: town in the 90s. And one of the kids moves away.
• 52:52
  Speaker 14: And then it goes forward like 25 years. And that
• 52:56
  Speaker 14: kid that moved away actually joined the CIA. He's on vacation.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: He goes, you know what? I'm going to go back
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: to my hometown. And that's when chaos ensues.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Is this based on Matchbox Cars?
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:09
  Speaker 14: So they get a little shout out Matchbox Cars because
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: they're into it when they're kids.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: So I decided during.
• 53:15
  Speaker 14: The interview process, I'm going to play Celebrity Family Feud
• 53:18
  Speaker 14: with them and then.
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: Bring it to the show.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you talk to people in the movie. Yes.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: And what do you show Family Feud?
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Instead of asking 100 people like they do on the show, man,
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: let's just ask one person.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: One famous person.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: It's a famous person from the... from the cast of
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: the new Matchbox, the movie.
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: But I'm going to change it up. It's multiple famous people.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: Ooh, even better. Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: So our job is to try to put ourselves in
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: the shoes of this person and try to figure out
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: what they're going to say.
• 53:46
  Speaker 15: Yes.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: And then, yeah. And if you get two right, two right. Two.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I will buy you breakfast or lunch. Whatever you want.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: If he's only making it two, it means it's going
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: to be pretty difficult.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: No, it just means he wants breakfast.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll buy you food. Yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Are we ready to play? Oh, yeah. What do you show?
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Family Feud. Who is the first celebrity, Menace? Okay, the
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: first celebrity is Jessica Biel. From Seventh Heaven. She was
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: also in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She was in Blade III,
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: and she is married to Justin Timberlake. I was going
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: to get Alba and Biel confused as to which one's
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: married to Justin Timberlake.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: Biel, she's Mrs.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Timberlake. Yeah, so the first question I asked, and I'm
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: going to say, let's pick Greg on this one. Okay,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: the first question I asked. Uh-huh. Name a weather condition
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: that would be a good name for a wrestler. Because
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: John Cena actually stars in this movie.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: So I'm thinking storm or tornado.
• 54:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah, tornado.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Or thunder.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: The hurricane.
• 54:51
  Speaker 16: Earthquake.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I think earthquake was a wrestler, actually.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: Such a good question. So many good choices.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Tsunami.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Tsunami's good.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Although tsunami could be like a move.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Like a suplex.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking... I'm thinking Hurricane. I like it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: I was the first one that came to mind.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Good answer. Let's go with Hurricane. Hurricane. Jessica Beal, what
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: did she say? Jessica, name a weather condition that would
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: be a good name for a wrestler.
• 55:26
  Speaker 11: Uh, the tornado.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: Good answer, good answer.
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: Damn it. And that was.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Your first instinct. And the human tornado, Mark Anthony, was
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: in Wrestling Society X.
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: And there was a wrestler named Earthquake.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: That's right, somebody should say that. There was a comedian too, right? Earthquake?
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a comedian.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: All right, well.
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: You still have a chance.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: To get some food.
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: With the stars of Matchbox, the movie. Who gets the
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: next question?
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: The next question goes to you, Woody.
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Now, this is Sam Richardson. He is best known for
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: being in Veep, Ted Lasso, and Detroiters.
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: Here's the question.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Name something you get rid of but always comes back. Ooh.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Is he going to be funny about this and say, like, herpes?
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: He's a funny guy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, I was thinking herpes. He
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: is a comedian.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Glitter.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: Glitter. Like stripper glitter.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: He is Tim Robinson's, like, writing partner. Yeah. He's his
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: big guy.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: Glitter.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: I think he should leave, right?
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: Herpes, glitter.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Herpes is a solid answer.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: But that stays, right?
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Does it?
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: Your ex. Oh, or weight.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, weight. Man, there's a lot of good options here. Dust.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: And he was a heavier guy. I don't think he
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: is anymore.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Dust. I don't think he's going to say... I think
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: he'll stay away from Wade. He'll try to keep it
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: more light, funny. Like herpes. Not to be confused with
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: like a... Doesn't want to be tied in with like
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: a shaming. How we do with Fat Sammy, you know? Right,
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Fat Sammy. Yeah, I would say....
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: But herpes doesn't go away.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Right. Give me the question as read again. It says,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: name something you get rid of but always comes back.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: An ex.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: An X is good. Good answer. Herpes, again, I think
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: in the context of a junket. It's flare-ups. Here we go.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Let's see if we get a point here in this
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: round of Celebrity Family Feud. Sam, name something that you
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: try to get rid of but always comes back.
• 57:32
  Speaker 15: Boomerang.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Good answer. It's up there, Steve. It's up there, man.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: Terrible answer.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Because a boomerang is supposed to come back. You don't
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: try to get rid of a boomerang. You try to
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: get it to come back. That was A to B,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: not A to C. Sam, I like your work, but
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: good lord, try harder. That answer sucked. It wasn't in
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: the spirit of the question.
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: Well, next one goes to Gina.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Alright, Gina. Now I asked Arturo Castro.
• 58:03
  Speaker 14: Now, you might know him. You've definitely seen him, Woody.
• 58:06
  Speaker 14: He is the roommate that was in Broad City. He
• 58:09
  Speaker 14: also was in Bad Thoughts and Tron.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: And Narcos, I think, too. He's been in everything. Yeah,
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: and he is freaking hilarious. This is the question that
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: I asked.
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, okay.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: I recognize him.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: If you lived to be 100, what would you be
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: doing on a Saturday night? Hmm.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Is he a funny guy in general?
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Remembering to breathe. Yes. Sleeping.
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: Going to bed at five.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: On a Saturday night. You're 100 years old. What are
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: you doing?
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, sleeping is strong. Eating, you know, applesauce.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Eating pudding.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Tapioca.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: Doing a crossword puzzle. Watching Jeopardy.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that. I like watching Jeopardy.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: That's like a solid, like, you know.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: That's not on Saturday nights. I think they're going to
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: try to be funny. Drinking?
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: I'm just kind of going off Boomerang. Maybe they're just
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: going to be more straightforward.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Orgy?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, orgy. Well, I mean, you do hear about those
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: old people. Retirement homes, man. It's going down.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: Do you think he's going to go, like, extra wacky?
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Or is he going to go, like, sleeping? Or is
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: he going to go, like, robbing banks?
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: That's the question. What do you think?
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: Like, if I live that long... On a Saturday night,
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: 100 years old.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like, I'm going to be at the club. Is
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: he going to go? Okay, I'm going to say, you
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: know what? Let's go crazy. Let's say I'm going to
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: be out at the club.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Let's go the other way.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Partying.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Like a fat guy being called tiny.
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: Exactly. Yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: All right. Let's see if we get a point. All right. Arturo,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: if you live to be 100, what would you be
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: doing on a Saturday night?
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: Oh, resting in a hammock, looking up, being like, when
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: is this happening?
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Good answer.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: You guys are at it.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Waiting for death.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Resting in a hammock, looking at the ceiling.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: What is happening? Yeah, waiting for death. Can't this be
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: over soon? When is this happening?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: Why am I here? All right.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: Well, I only have one question.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's only one question left.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: How about this?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: I'll give you an appetizer if you get this one right.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: An appetizer.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: Okay, this is for Seabass.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: All right, Seabass. This is Tiana Paris. She's known for
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: the Marvels, WandaVision, and Candyman. All right. I ask her,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: name something that shakes, rattles, and rolls.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: I think the obvious answer would be a rattler.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Or a song.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: The song Shake, Rattle, and Roll.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Those are the two obvious ones. She could be like, oh,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: my old joints.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: These old bones are in here.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: Shake, rattle, and roll.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know much about her. She did go to Juilliard.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: So she's kind of fancy.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: She's 39, if that helps.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Like an old-timey band?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a song, right?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I said.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go with that.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 9: I'm just going to go with the simplest, easiest song.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: Whoever wrote that.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: It wasn't... Billy Haley and the Comets. Billy Haley and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 9: his Comets.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: I'll let you cheat.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: It's not.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, damn it.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Okay. So the song, would the song be?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a song.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 9: The song, the song lyrics. See, I just got a
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 9: hard no for menace. I'm going to go somewhere else.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: Are you right?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: Are you an earth queen?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: I like her bones or joints.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool. Yeah, I'm going to go with my body.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, my body.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Ugh. Okay.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Good answer.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Some part of her body. Her body's hurting. Let's see.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: Do we ever get a point in this game?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: All right, Tiana.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Name something that shakes, rattles, and rolls. Ooh. My kid!
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah!
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: Get on the board!
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: Get on the board!
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Somebody else's body. A body, a kid, judges? Kids have bodies.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Thank you. I'll get you a Snickers. Great answer, lady.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 9: Did she talk about her kid as a rattler or
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: a kid just rolls around?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but you didn't get it. Matchbox the movie.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: On Apple TV +. I mean, I like all the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: people involved. Yeah, it's a great movie.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: I already watched it, so check it out.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: All right. Thank you, Menace.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: Quick break.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: More Woody shows next. Hang on.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 15: Back in a bit.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: So creamy. So good. Dude. Hearing the word custard makes
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: my mouth water.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 17: What?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: Sounds like a wild weekend.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: You don't even. You're outside.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: You're outside.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: All right. It's time! Well, the other day we had
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Menace spin the wheel of casseroles. Menace has like this...
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know, he's biased. I think it's unfounded, too.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: That's the whole point of what we're doing here. We
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: pick these different casseroles, some of the more popular casseroles,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: and we put them on the wheel. spawn it it
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: landed on what we have today is the enchilada stack
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: yes and Jeff G your wife made this.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 17: Yeah she's never made this before she does you know
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 17: enchiladas normal like traditional you know rolls them and does
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 17: the whole thing but she did like looked up this
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 17: casserole recipe and she just followed it and that was
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 17: it but we you know did it for.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Menace yeah so it landed on the enchilada stack and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: so we're just I'm convinced I I can't speak for
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: everybody I'm convinced that Menace just doesn't like he's turned
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: off by the word casserole right Because the things that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: are in these different casseroles that we're talking about, he likes.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: It's just the fact that it's all in like a
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: one dish meal. Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 14: Well, the other argument also is I've had things that
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 14: are considered casseroles that just are not called casseroles.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, we have the wheel. It landed
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: on the enchilada stack. Now, Jeff's wife, thank you to you.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big thank you.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: And now, man, as you have in front of you now,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: what do you think? How does it look?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: It looks great.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: It visually looks good. I did pull it apart slightly,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: and there is something concerning in.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: There that I do not like.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: Is it a vegetable?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: It's a vegetable. It's very vegetable heavy.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: On the top. You asked for a casserole, bro, so
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: she made it.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: You got to put everything in it.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Is it peppers?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: What's the vegetable?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 8: It looks like.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: It looks good.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Like zucchini?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: No, it looks like broccoli, like a ton of broccoli.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: He just saw green and panicked.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: This is so good.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: This is fantastic.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Mine's all broccoli.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: Wait, is mine different?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: Menace did get a lot of broccoli. Did he?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's deconstructing it. I'm just pushing it off to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: the side a little bit, just so I can give
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: it a fair shot.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: That is so good.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 11: This is insanely good.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: This is really good.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: Insanely hot. Hold on.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: I just come out of the mic. Well, you want
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: it hot. Mine's nice and warm. It's normal. Yeah, it's normal.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: She's never made this, guys, so give her some grace.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: No, this is really good.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: This is a 10.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: Menace, how's yours? Not good.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Not good?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: What's not good about it? There's no cheese up in there.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: No cheese. It's all vegetable. The cheese is baked on
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: the top. And there's layers in the middle.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: It's all vegetable and.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: barely any chicken in it. And there's cotija sprinkled on
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: the top, Menace. Is this like a fake one?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: No, I gotta say, I'm looking at Menace's plate.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: It looks vastly different than every other piece. Yeah, you
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: juiced it, dude. What? It really does. You juiced it.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: You messed with it. You made it all vegetable.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Jeff, is it different? Is it different than what I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: have here? And what Gina's trying?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: Yes, Menace's piece is all vegetables.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 17: I had her make one third of it all vegetable
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 17: just for Menace.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: There's Menace, there's.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Broccoli, spinach, lima beans, carrots, corn.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: Ooh, that's even too much for me.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: That sounds good. That's a regular one.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Now I got a regular one.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: All right, that was great.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: Good job, Jeff. That's the regular one?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: I thought maybe it just wasn't distributed.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: Regular one.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: Much better.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Much, much better. Eat the vegetables.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: Come on, man.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: It'd be slightly cheesier. Was it chicken? Yeah. Treaded chicken
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said no chicken. This
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: one has way more chicken in it. The actual one.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: It's probably going to be dry AF because we had
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 8: to put it in the microwave.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: It sucks.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: It didn't fit in our bootleg oven back there.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: No, good.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: The only criticism I have, I would put some more
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: cheese up on that in the middle. More cheese. But
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: on a scale of one to 10, what are you
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: giving the enchilada stack?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: The non-veggie one.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: The non-veggie one, I'm going to go six.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: And a half.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: How about the veggie one?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Six and a half.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: Veggie one, negative seven.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: That's one, so it's six and a half for the
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: enchilada stack. Love average. That's one casserole down. Now, Menace,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: step up to the wheel of casseroles and give it
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: another spin. Wait, we got to do more?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: But I hate casseroles. There's plenty of good casseroles.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: This is so good, Jeff.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, you know, again, these are things that
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Menace likes. Of course. Chicken, beans, tortillas. What could be bad?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: All right. Come on.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: I lucked out on the last one.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: Where are we going? Come on, tuna.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Come on, tuna.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Sweet potato. Hash brown.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Hash brown.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay. All right, all right, all right.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: Chicken and rice casseroles up next, guys.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: I'm up next.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: By the way, yours?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: You can buy that in the store, too. The Stouffer's
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: has a chicken and rice. Yeah, that's not necessarily fair.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: No, that's not fun.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: Just saying.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: But thank you to your wife, Jeff, for making this.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Well, if you really appreciate it, you eat more of
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: the vegetables.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: Come on, you eat more of the vegetables.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: She went through all that trouble. I mean, I think
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: something's wrong with it.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Do you want me to get the Stouffers, or can
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: I make one?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: No, make one.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: No, you should make one.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: That's what I want to do.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: Definitely make one.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Whatever you think the best representation of a chicken and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: rice casserole would be. You're from Kansas.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Trust me, I got this.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: As I'm figuring, of all the people in the room,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: you're probably the person who's most dialed in on the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: task at hand. All right, well, there you go. Wheel
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: of casseroles, one spin, one done. All right. Next up
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: will be the chicken and rice casserole for menace, and
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Gina will work on that.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: Make sure there's lots of veggies in it.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, don't worry. Oh, really?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? So Sebastian Maniscalco has been under fire from
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: comics ever since his name took over the Raw Dog
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: comedy channel on SiriusXM. And these comics have been losing
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: out on royalties.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: A lot of royalties.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: As we were discussing how much they could potentially. 15
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: bucks per strip, which is crazy. Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: 15 to 30, depending on who recorded it, who has
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: the rights.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: So a lot more than I thought it was going
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: to be anyway. So there's been nothing from Sebastian to
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: this point. But now Sebastian has come out and he
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: has commented.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: This goes out to all my fellow comedians. I want
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: to let you know that I heard you.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: I support you. I love you.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 10: I know how hard the grind is.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: Believe me, I've been there.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 10: But I wanted to let you know that I had
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 10: nothing to do with removing the raw comedy from SiriusXM.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 10: That was a SiriusXM decision. But I also want to
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: let you know that I'm going to work with SiriusXM
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 10: to highlight a variety of different voices in stand-up comedy
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: from emerging to established to newcomers and everything in between.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: I just ask that you give me a little time, guys.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 10: I just got here and I needed a little time
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: to build out the channel. I just want to let
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 10: you know that I heard you, and just give me
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 10: some time and be patient, and I think you'll like
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 10: the result.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: God bless everybody.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 9: I don't know why you need time. You just say, hey,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 9: go back to what you were doing two months ago.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like you said the other day, that wasn't
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: making money, right?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: They have the audience numbers. They know how many people
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: are listening or not listening. SiriusXM said that the channel
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: was not performing well, so they wanted to do something different,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: which meant Sebastian Mascalco's at least his name on it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I don't really believe that he's pouring over what comics
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: go on. Who's going after... He doesn't care. About it
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: not doing well, I think the opportunity is his name
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: is on it so they can make more revenue.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 14: They can sell it to other companies versus... people that,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 14: you know, people haven't heard of, you know, so that
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 14: does make more financial sense.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Well, and it's like supporting a restaurant that's going out
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: of business. Like they should have been listening when they
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: said it matters.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: Well, there was also like, you know, well, Sebastian Maniscalco
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: bought the station. No, he didn't buy the station. It's
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: just a, it's just a partnership on, we're going to
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: use your name. You're going to be the figurehead for
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: this thing. And that's it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: But I do believe him. Like you said, Woody, the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: other day that, He's not the one making that decision. Right.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: They use this opportunity to change the fact.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: He's the one taking all the heat.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was wrongly blamed for it.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: I would have respected him more if he said, hey,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: look over here, guys.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Here's the problem.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 8: No one knows who you.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Are and they don't like your comedy.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Or reach out to this guy. This is the guy
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: that made all the decisions. Leave me alone.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: Go see me.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: In Madison Square Garden. I'm just collecting a check. This
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: week in audio, what do you got for us, Seabass?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Some of the funniest.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 9: Slash saddest audio I think we're going to have all year.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 9: This is from Newport News, Virginia. This is a school shooting.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Now no one died. Oh, I know what this is.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: You're right. This is a crazy.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, this is what I'm thinking it is.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: So this happened a few years ago, but the audio
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 9: is just being released. A body cam from the cops.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 9: So the cops, a six-year-old boy shot his teacher in
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: the chest.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: This is insane. Six years old. Again, she's alive.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 8: She survived.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: She does have a bullet piece lodged in her chest,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: which sucks for her.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: So the kid shows up and one of the other
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 9: teachers has got the kid and she separated him from
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 9: the gun.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: She's kind of holding on.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 9: Right. But the cops are like, okay, we just need
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 9: to find out what happened. Everything's safe, but we need
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 9: to find out what happened. Listen to the mouth on
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: this kid.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: He just admitted that he had one.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: All right, I got a weapon.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: He had one bullet. F y'all, f * * *
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: ing piece of me, bitch. Whoa, whoa. So that was
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: F y'all, you want a piece of me, bitch. You
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: mother effers want a piece of me, bitch.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: That is a six-year-old.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Being in the arms of his teacher. Standing on business.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Now, where did you learn this? Where did
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: you come... Yeah, where do you think he picked up
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: that language? Oh, definitely at school, right?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, from all his movies. Oh, wait.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: So when people say, oh, you can't judge people's parenting,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: I judge the mom. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: Okay, so then he says he brought the gun specifically
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 9: because he wanted to get the assistant principal.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Because she was being mean to him. Oh, no. Here
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: he is describing the assistant principal. I told the AP
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: that there was a threat earlier about it.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: That's the time.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: That N-word retarded. Oh, wow. Talking about his assistant principal.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: He has a lot of thoughts.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: This is the perfect example of anybody with kids telling
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: people without kids, you are not allowed to have an
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: opinion about kids or parenting because you don't have them.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: I can absolutely have an opinion about this.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: This is a pretty extreme example. That's a crazy extreme example. No. Greg,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: it's a sliding slope. You're exactly right. Slippery slope.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: You're right.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Of course you can have an opinion about this.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: No, no, no. Even you have agreed with parents who
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: say that. If you don't have kids, you can't have
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: an opinion about parenting.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Not with this. Yes, you can.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: I'm saying in any context.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't let my kid cry. Well, okay. I don't
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: have a pet tiger.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: Can I have an opinion on pet tigers?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't let my kid bring a gun to his
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: backpack to school.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: When people say, like, I wouldn't let my kid cry
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: at a restaurant— How do you stop them? Okay, that's
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: clearly somebody who doesn't have a kid because as a parent.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: No, but then parents who criticize people for having that
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: opinion will say you can't have any opinion.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: Let me give you the middle ground. Here's the middle ground.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 9: Stay on business, Greg. Because I see this all the
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: time doing carton arcs. That's why I don't approach people
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 9: when they have little kids, but it happens they're around.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: When a parent is just mother F and F that
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: N word because I guarantee this six-year-old didn't hear that–
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 9: And I say, man, you're setting a bad example for
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: your kids.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: You can't tell me how to.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 9: No, because you're being a trash person.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: That has nothing to do with the fact that you
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: don't have any kids. People don't like their parenting being questioned.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: And then they lash out and say that you can't.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 8: Parents should have it questioned.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so back to this little kid. What was this
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: kid saying about Greg again? Oh, geez. That's a nice
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: six-year-old boy.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: He's a nice guy. Technically, we could play the N-word
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: on the radio, but I'd be fired.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 9: So the cops are saying, okay, we got the kid
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 9: and we know that the N-word is retarded.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, we got that. Where's this weapon here? Where is
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: the weapon?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: It's on the floor.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: It's over there, whore. Whoa. It's over there, whore?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 15: Whore.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: Damn. He's like misusing words.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 8: So the cop looks over there.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: When is this Netflix special dropping? Because I'll watch. This
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: is Latarian Milton in the making. Look him up.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: So yeah, anyone, any kid who's talked to call a
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 9: cop a whore to his face, that's probably Greg's kid,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 9: number one.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: But number two.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: But number two, don't cops go to school to teach kids, like,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: don't be afraid of us. You should come to us.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: We're your friend.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: We're going to protect you.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: If there's danger, come to us. We'll help you.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, whore. Will do.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: It's over there, whore. So then they get the weapon
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: from the kid. I stole that from my mom.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, buddy.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: If you want a piece of me, come get it all. What?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: Come get it. If you want a piece of me,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: come get it all, bitch. Well, I mean, look, you're six.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: You're very intimidating. He shot his teacher. Well, not anymore.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Now he's just being held by an old woman. Now
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: he's just a mouthy six-year-old.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: And the old woman, I mean, we have bigger fish
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: to fry. He shot someone. She's like, no, we don't
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: like that language. Like, bitch, we are beyond that.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: Look, I know.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 9: Of course she did. Yeah, she got– I mean this
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 9: happened a few years ago, so we know what happened.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 9: She got some weapons charges. She actually– the child neglect
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 9: and endangerment card charges were dropped because there was some
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 9: technicality there. The teacher that got shot– I guess she
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: got shot through her hand, which is now partially immobile.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: There's a bullet fragment in near her aorta, which is
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 9: why they can't get it out. She's suing the school district.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: She's also suing the assistant principal who was apparently– An
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: N word, R word.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: For being that?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: Because you might've heard at the beginning, the teacher was
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 9: saying the assistant principal got a warning that there was
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 9: a gun coming. So they searched the kid's backpack, wasn't
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 9: on the backpack, but they didn't- Scooby-Doo lunchbox.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: But they didn't search the six-year-old because there wasn't the
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: right administrator or staff there to do it.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: Which is again, this is why you gotta love- So
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: you had it on him. Right.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: But you can't, like, look down a kid's pants.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 9: Again, this is why you gotta love public schools, because
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 9: of all the real good rules they have to keep
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: people safe.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait! Someone almost died! Anyway, so in case more
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: cops come, this is what might happen.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 13: I don't care if you call backup, I don't care
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 13: if I go to jail, bitch.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: We know you know that language, and you know that's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: not appropriate.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: Mrs.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Kovacs is not happy with that. Mrs. Kovacs is not happy.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: You've got to be kidding. At some point, lady, turn
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: it off.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: Not only do I support euthanizing this kid, I will
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: inject it.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: Is it too late for an abortion?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: I will be the injector.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Bring out the back of you wall, bitch.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: I'm scared.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: And here's the thing. Oh, you can't hit kids anymore.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: This kid needs to be hit five years ago.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: But his parents are obviously not doing it.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 14: But to be fair, when I was six years old,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 14: I was called into the principal's office because I was
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 14: swearing on the playground because I heard my parents doing
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 14: it because they're in the middle of a divorce. So
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 14: I told the kid to sit his F-word, ass down,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 14: on the slide, and he knocked on me.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: Oh, bitch. So how'd it be?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Gay F-word or regular F-word?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: No, regular F-word.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: See, I don't remember ever hearing my mom say a
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: swear word until I was much older. Oh, my God. Really? Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: Over anything?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: You've met my mother. I mean, my mother is like
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: Greg's mom.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: No, that's true. My mom says blankety blank still.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: What about your dad?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: My dad was a whoo. But I saw my dad, like,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: once in the summer for a few weeks.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: I forgot.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Did they live together or not? Like, ever.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: Your parents.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: When I was, like, they got divorced when I had, like,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: just turned three. I don't remember it at all. I
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: don't remember them being together at all.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: They were getting divorced when I was six.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 14: So they were probably yelling and screaming at each other
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 14: and stuff. Yeah. So I picked up on that. So
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 14: I got to blame it on them and didn't get
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 14: in trouble.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: See, it is the parents' fault.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Hurt people hurt people.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Stop.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: All right, this week in audio, what else you got
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: for us here, Seabass?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: I can't believe Menace missed the biggest story that happened
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 9: while he was at ComplexCon.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: Which one?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Chet Hanks and Eric Andre getting in a beef.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: Big confrontation.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 14: Well, to be honest, that didn't really pop off until
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 14: like a couple of days later on social media.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Right, he was dealing with the stabbing. and the fighting
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: and so forth.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 9: So as all the big stars, including Manus, were at
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 9: this ComplexCon, which is a hip hop conference of sorts.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 9: Chet Hanks was there and he videoed himself walking up
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 9: to Eric Andre, who had like four big security guards
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 9: with him, because I guess he's a big deal or whatever.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 9: And it's very, the camera's far away, but thanks to
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 9: the magic of A.I., I was able to isolate the
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 9: little bit of their back and forth that happened because
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 9: for folks who don't know, Chet Hanks is mad at
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 9: Eric Andre because Eric Andre had Chet on his show
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: a couple of years ago and tried to clown and
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 9: goof on him. But Chet was trying to fight back
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 9: the whole time. It was actually a very bad episode
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 9: because Chet's just being a dick the whole time.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So this is why. Is he being a dick
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: or is like Eric Andre goofing on him? Well, he's
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: goofing on him. Like, why shouldn't he be?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: Wasn't he goofing on him because he was speaking in
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: a Jamaican accent?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: But there's ways to do that.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 9: Like when Jimmy Kimmel went on Eric Andre, he knew
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 9: he was going to get screwed with, but he kind
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 9: of rolled with it. Chet Hanks was like very much antagonistic,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 9: like not making it fun, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 8: We're team Chet, dude.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 6: Well, you are. I want to dislike him, but I can't.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 9: Here's the end of Chet and Eric Andre yelling at
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 9: each other as security is breaking them up.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: So I'll break that down for you. Please do. Couldn't
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: understand any of it. Chet Hanks said, go on, F-boy,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: to Eric Andre. And Eric Andre said, F. Tom Hanks.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: That's too far. It's like a your mama joke, but
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: it's a your dad joke.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 9: So we haven't had any good, this is not really
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 9: a rap beef, but hip hop beef related beefs in
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 9: a while.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know the hip hop would claim. The last
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: big one was Drake. Oh, Kendrick, yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 9: All right, so look, I think Chet would win because
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 9: Chet's a beefy dude. He did roids and he's now
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 9: into Jesus, though, which brings us to our next clip.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Our next clip is a city council meeting in Atumna, Iowa.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 9: And they have this thing where I guess anyone can,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: because anyone can do the invocation, the prayer before the
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 9: city council meeting.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: And if you do that, if you open that door...
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: Guess who comes in? Church of Satan. Oh, there we go.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 9: You guys, if you're going to let the Catholics and
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 9: the Protestants and the Jews and the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Like legit.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 9: So this guy from the Church of Satan opened up
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 9: the city again, Autumna, Iowa.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: We will start with the invocation and the pledge. So
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: those that would like to participate in the invocation, please.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Why do you need to have like a prayer before
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: a city council meeting? They've probably been doing it for
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: 150 years. I've never even heard of that before. No,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: here it is. I mean, before church. Okay, cool. Or,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: you know, before donuts and coffee after church.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: What about separation of church and state?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: Please stand.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Let us pray. Dear dark father.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 16: Let us stand now.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: Does Bort?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 9: He does have that type of look. Does he look
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 9: like Bort? He does have that type of Bort. Does
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 9: he look like Bort? No, he's like just a rando,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: like middle-aged, bald. See, Bort looks like he would be
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 9: a Satanist, but he's not.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Like he looks like, he has the look.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: But he's not.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: But he's not.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 16: Dear Dark Father, let us stand now unbowed and unfettered
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 16: by arcane doctrines born of fearful minds in darkened times.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 16: That which will not bend must break. And that which
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 16: can be destroyed by truth should never be spared its demise.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: It is done.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: Hail Satan.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: And we begin talking about flock cameras. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Stop signs.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: What dog peed on my lawn?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: Are we going to have the Founder's Day Fair this year?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Yes, obviously.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 8: Talk about the library.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: All right. Thank you.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 9: So what the modern Satanists are very much like, they're just,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 9: they try to be like you heard in there.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: We're going to talk about reason and natural science and
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: laws and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So not like,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: not like human sacrifice.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Which is very, it's, I thought they're just poking fun
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: at religion.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: Which I don't appreciate. That's my grandfather's Satanism. Right.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 9: If you want to be a Satanist, I want that Satan.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 9: I want blood sacrifices. I don't want the like, well,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 9: we're into rationality and science.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: That's not a religion. That's just science.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 8: Anyway.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: That's atheism.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 9: One of the citizens in Atumna heard that, heard the
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 9: dark Lord and hail Satan and said, no, not on
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 9: my watch.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: So he rushed right up and he was the first speaker.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Let's just reverse that curse that was just put on
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: our city.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 8: That ending with Hail City and Hail Dark God.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Mayor, this should be done at the end.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: It needs to be done now.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: Before it's too late.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going to invite us into a 30-second time of prayer.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Time of silence.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: Time of silence.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: No, we are at the consent agenda. I'm sorry, but
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: it's time to move forward. Is this what you said, Greg? Like,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: you don't want to be part of the HOA?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 6: This is the HOA meeting.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: I would love to see this. The what? The consent circle? Like,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: what are we talking about? Hey, no, Mayor, this is
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: not time for prayer.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: We already invoked the Dark Father. We've got to move on.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: According to Robert's Rules of Order.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: I'm going to invite us into a 30-second time of silence.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: Time of silence.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 11: No, we are at the consent agenda.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. The consent agenda.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: The consent agenda.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: What? I know.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 6: The HOA meeting is just a bunch of people sitting
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: in a literal carport on folding chairs. Can't we just
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: talk like normal people?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Let's just get to the consent agenda.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: You're not even in like a lobby?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: It's not time for the silent circle prayer yet. Look,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: I just prayed to Satan. Can we break the rules
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: for a second here?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: We have to address this.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: As mayor of the city of Tumulon, the one rolling this,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: running the meeting, I'm going to ask right now that
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: we do a moment of silence to reflect on whatever
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: it is we need to reflect on at this time.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: That's right. He can't say we're going to counter that curse.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: We need to be saved. They got to do it
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: now so the curse.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Doesn't take hold. That sounds very important.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 9: I want to thank the mayor for whipping it out
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 9: right there and saying, look, I'm the mayor. I'll tell
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 9: you what we're doing.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: I'm the mayor of Tumna. New rules.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: Do you know who I am?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: This week in audio. Well, that brings us to our
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: next person. This guy, Gabe Poirot.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Like the detective. He was on.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 9: Like the Fox Saturday morning– Fox News Saturday morning, which
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 9: is just fluff. He has a book about how he–
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 9: Greg went to the other side.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: And he saw the light?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 9: He died for like 18 hours or 18 minutes, whatever
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 9: it was, something like that.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 8: 18 hours, 18 minutes is a big difference.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: It's the same thing. And not only did he go
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: to the other side, Greg, he saw Jesus.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 9: And he wants you to know, if you have any
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 9: misconceptions about Jesus, he's here to touch you straight.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 11: 18 days you were in that coma, you had this experience,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 11: you came face to face with your Savior, and then
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 11: you woke up. How has your life been different since
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 11: that experience?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 18: Now with every single person I meet, I tell them
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 18: of the love of Christ. You know, all these other testimonies,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 18: they didn't meet a female Jesus. They didn't meet a
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 18: soft or a passive Jesus. Jesus is a man. He
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 18: was 5'11, like six feet, yet as tall as eternity.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 18: I mean, talk about testosterone.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: Like a Mustang.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. Rippling Mustang.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 9: Rippling oil muscles.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: He's got a hog that just went quick. I'm telling
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: you right now.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: Good question.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: He'd get so hard if he saw it. Being a Jew,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: I might be wrong. So did anyone ever contest that
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Jesus was a man?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Well, they say he's like softer.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 9: You know, well, technically he's part of God, so therefore
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 9: he's all things and all genders.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, he's a hardcore, drinks diesel fuel.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: He's ripped.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: He's got a sweet six pack.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 8: He drinks monster energy.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't wear sandals either. That was another disconception.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: Don't get me started on that loincloth.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: Steel-toed boots. 877-44-WOODY. Text over to 22987. Yeah, this is
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. It's kind of how the doctor needs
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: to see your penis, even though you came in for
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: a sprained wrist.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 6: You have a broken toe? Show me your scrotum.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: We were talking about this city council meeting in Iowa where,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: you know, they have a prayer before everything gets started. And,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: you know, the guy they selected, he got up there
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: and he did a prayer for Satan.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: We will start with the invocation, then the pledge. So
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: those that would like to participate in the invocation, please stand.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Let us pray.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 16: Dear Dark Father, let us stand now unbowed and unfettered
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 16: by arcane doctrines born of fearful minds in darkened times.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: All right, so then he did that. And people say,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: all right, well, now we need a prayer to undo
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: the Satan prayer. Not the only interesting city council meeting.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: This is a Portland, Oregon city council meeting.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: And it was called....
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: I was going to use the word order, but yeah,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: this is how that went. I don't know where the
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: rest of the counselors are, but I don't care. I'm
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: getting started without them. We are here to.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 15: Remember the late, great Dolly Parton. We're going to start
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 15: this morning with an amazing set from local drag performer
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 15: Nicole Anoscopy.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: Yes!
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: Yes!
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: The name of the... To start their city council meeting,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: they brought in a drag performer named Nicole Anoscopy. Hell yeah,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: they did.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 9: The business of running this city includes a tribute to
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 9: a woman from Tennessee.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: Yep. Absolutely it does. And I tell you, Portland loves
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: to bring out, they love to drag out their drag queens.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: They do. These are not serious people. Dolly Parton.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 15: We're going to start this morning with an amazing set
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 15: from local drag performer Nicole Anoscopy. Happy Dolly Day, everyone.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 15: It's my pleasure to introduce Nicole Anoscopy.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Here we go. Come on. There's Nicole Anoscopy.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Jolene.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: Nice. A city council meeting. Woo!
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 18: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Why are you shaking your head yes?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: Because they usually lip sync and he chose to sing.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: Imagine you live there, you go to work, you pay
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: these people.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: I pay a lot to these people.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: Stupid.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: Hey, if you can start with a prayer, why not
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: start with something that people actually like?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 14: Yeah, super interesting take. I was listening to this podcast
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 14: group chat, right? And, you know, that's where Nike is
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 14: based out of, right? And, you know, Nike has been struggling.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 14: They got pulled off the S & P 500. and
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 14: they haven't, you know, doing well at all. And the
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 14: take was, No one wants to move to the headquarters
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 14: because it sucks to live around there. So all the
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 14: talented people.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: The headquarters are in Beaverton. When I lived in, I
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: lived in Beaverton and it was nice.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: I just, I visited the headquarters not long ago and
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: it's gorgeous.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: I was born in Beaverton. There were, but there were
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: employees that were chiming in and said, yeah, it's just
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: the area just.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: Well, you don't want to move to Portland.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 9: When you walk around the city, it's dudes with tinfoil
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 9: on every street corner.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: And dope dropped.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: Totally dope dropped. That's cool. This week in audio.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: Better news.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 9: Happier news. And now Sammy, don't answer yet. But I
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 9: have the new Hallmark Halloween movies.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: Okay. What?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: She's like, tell me something I don't know.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 9: So we're going to play the trailer and they're going
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 9: to guess, has Sammy watched this movie yet?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: The first one. Pumpkin regatta romance. Oh, pumpkin regatta romance.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 13: Their fathers won't bring back the town's pumpkin regatta.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 11: We gave you time to let the dust settle.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Don't you think it's time that we just let this go?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: But some traditions are worth holding on to.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Let's plan the regatta together.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 8: You got yourself a deal.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: The more time I spend with him, the harder it
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: is for me to stay away.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 11: Pumpkin regatta romance.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: So they fell in love to.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 9: By the way, the pumpkin regatta is where you hollow
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 9: out a giant pumpkin and you row it.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: And sit in it? Yeah. I thought everybody just finished
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: in it. That's awesome. So this is already out on Hallmark.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: Has Sammy seen Pumpkin Regatta Romance? What do we think?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: I think she's saving it for closer to Halloween.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: I love that she watches all the stuff. I think
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: it's a lot... It's all Christmas. Christmas stuff. There are
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: some other ones, but I don't think she's just watching
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: anything that Hallmark craps out.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: But this is a seasonal special. She'll definitely watch it.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like every holiday has its own special now.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 6: I'm saying no as well.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: I'll say no.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 8: That's a nod off.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: You say yes?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: I say she's planning on it.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: She's wearing a fall sweater right now. She's saving it
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: closer to the holidays.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 13: The answer would be yes.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: You do? Wow. How'd it go? Did they fall in
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: love and stay together at the end?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 13: No, I was doing other stuff.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, yes, obviously, yes.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 12: But I was doing other stuff while it was on,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 12: so I was half paying attention to this one. It
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 12: didn't captivate me, to be honest.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: How?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: Not even the regatta?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: Did the pumpkin capsize and they all died?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 13: That's very Hallmark.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: All right, next one.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: Don't say anything yet, Sammy.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 9: The next Hallmark movie for this holiday or this week.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: The spirit of Halloween.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: The town's biggest Halloween humbug.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 13: Halloween is just an excuse for poor decisions.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: Is in for a long night.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 11: Three ghosts. Past, present, and future.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: The classic Dickens tale gets a spooky turn with a
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: romantic twist.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: Happy Halloween to all and to all a good night.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: That's not how that goes.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: Close enough.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: The spirit of Halloween on Hallmark Jettle.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: So it's Christmas story on Halloween, obviously.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: There's ghosts. Ah! Is this starring that chick from Mean Girls?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: Lacey Chabert?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 9: In the trailer, they say, starring Lisa blah, blah, blah,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 9: and Jeffrey, as if I care who, but Sammy does.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: She knows who those people are.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Lacey Chabert.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: That's not her, though.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, listening to that clip was so torturous that I
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: don't even think Sammy will watch this one.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: The last one wasn't? The pumpkin regatta was fine?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: That was fine because that's what Hallmark does. This sounds
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: like they're trying to go off a different direction and
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: make it spooky.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 6: This is Hallmark's Sharknado.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 9: I don't think Sammy has interest in this. Sorry, is
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 9: Megan Ori and Kevin McGarry?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: Anybody? No.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 6: But I'll say yes, she's seen it. If she saw
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 6: the regatta one.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: But that's her vibe. I'm going to say yes. I'm
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: going to say no. Menace? No. All right, Sammy?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: I have not seen this one yet.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 13: Has this one been released?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Because it's not out yet.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 12: I think I've seen teases for it, but it's not
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 12: out yet.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Will you watch it? Yes, of course.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 13: And I just want you guys to know that Hallmark
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 13: is switching up its formula a little bit. So there
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 13: are some different movies now. They're not all exactly the same.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 13: So they would have one like this.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: But you just heard it. It's Halloween mixed with Charles Dickens.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 8: Mixed with romance.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: And they don't know how to do other genres, so
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: they just had to take it from Dickens.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: But they're still doing romance. She still falls in love.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 6: It's the romantic twist.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: And I am going to watch it. This week in audio.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: All right, Menace, we got some news from these screets.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 9: Menace, our top screet correspondent with myself helping out here.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 9: This is a woman who fell for an old scam,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 9: but with a new hook. So I'm going to warn
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 9: you ahead of time.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: She is a terrible storyteller.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 9: So she's going to tell us, she's telling us through
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 9: tears how she saw some guys playing like three card
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 9: Monty with bottle caps.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Like that's fine. Hide the cap sort of thing on
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: the street. And she approached them.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 7: This is my first time making a video like this, but.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 7: This man, I already saw.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 6: Him when I walked in.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: He was doing a f * * * ing bottle trick,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 7: bottle top tricks or whatever. There's a dude saying that
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 7: he's famous on TikTok where, oh my gosh, I forgot
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 7: his f * * * ing name. I shared my
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 7: cookies with him because I didn't need to eat them all.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 7: I had no way else to share them with him.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 7: I was being nice and I shared my f * * * ing.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 6: Cookies, right?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: I shared my cookies with him. The story is about
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: the cookies and this man, he's playing... So... Cut to
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: the scam. Okay.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 9: The guy says, hey, if you send me some money,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 9: like PayPal me, or in this case, Chime, Chime me $ 1, 000.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: I got $ 1, 000 cash I'll give you to play the
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 9: game with.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: And that's how it goes from there.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 7: So I tried to owe him $ 1, 000 that he gave.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: To me in cash.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 7: I give the man the money because I'm thinking, okay,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 7: I'm going to pick the right top. End up not
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 7: picking the right top or whatever. But he told me
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 7: that he was going to give me the money anyway.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: Never going to give me the money.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 7: And then I just kept on going, trying to win
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 7: the money back, but I never get to spend nothing else,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: so I lost out on the $ 5, 000. Isn't it bitch-ass n.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: * * * a?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 7: When I start f * * * ing crying, because
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I got a whole f * * *
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 7: ing son, bro. Like, I think he's going to scam
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 7: me for $ 1, 000.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 6: Not half his son.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: I got a whole f * * * ing son.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not half his son. She's got a whole son.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 9: So when you have a son at home, what you
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 9: want to do is spend $ 1, 000 on a street corner
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 9: gambling on bottle tops.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: That's my question.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 7: I got a whole f * * * ing son.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: You do. But the guy said he was famous on TikTok.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, I got to play this.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: You got a whole lot of empty space up in
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: that head. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 17: Rough.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 9: So the moral of the story, and let me say this.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 9: Example number five million, Seabass is always right. Did I
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 9: not tell you guys that I called the cops on
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 9: three-card money, guys?
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: Because I'm trying to save single mothers and their whole
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: life and sons. She's got a whole son. A whole son.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 9: These guys, kick them off the street. I see them
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 9: on the Vegas Strip sometimes. They're up to no good.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 9: And they're stealing money from stupid people.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 7: I got a whole f * * * ing son.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 6: She does.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you very much, Seabass. Thank you.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: And her cookies, too. She's probably more upset about the cookies.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: I could tell. If I'm guessing. The Woody Show. All right, well,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: we're into the homestretch, the final hour here on this
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: Thursday morning. I'm Woody, that's Greg Goring. We got Menace.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: Gina Grant is here. And please welcome to the studio
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: here on this throwback Thursday, he is the pride of Pacoima.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: He's the senior vice president and managing partner of Club
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: Turn Up. El Presidente, DJ Tim Martinez. Yeah. Oh, Tim.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 18: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: What's up, Tim? Good morning, Woody Shaw. What's up, G?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: How are you, man?
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, you know, it's Throwback Thursday, so we're always
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: in a good mood. You can't bring us down on Thursdays.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: You can try. I'm not going to try. You can try.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: But how you doing? What's good?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 8: What's happening? Just, uh.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: Loving all this heat again. Loving the Dodgers doing what
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: they're doing. All right. That's all I got for you, man.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: It's all about, I mean, October is Dodger baseball.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: And things are just so busy just around here in general.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: You get to this time of the year. Man, after
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: Labor Day, it's always that sprint to the end of
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: the year. Pretty much. Until you get in there, because
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: then the holiday stuff all starts up, or you have
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: obligations for family stuff, whether it's Thanksgiving, then you get
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: into all the holiday party stuff, Christmas party stuff.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 6: Can't wait for Thanksgiving.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: I just thank you for carving out a little bit
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: of your time for us, Tim.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 8: I know, Tim.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: I actually love this part of the week.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: Tell everybody what happened. Before he came in here, he
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: was on a call. And it was only supposed to
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: be a certain time. They set meeting times for 30 minutes, right?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: And then they just... I already see how this is going.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 8: It's progressing.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: It's progressing.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: And it's like, all right, cool. We have five minutes left.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: And then it actually says... five minutes left in this meeting.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: So one would think, or many would think, oh, five minutes.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: And it was like, One minute left. And we were
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: not even close. It was at least another 15. I
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, wow. So I just got on the
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: chat and said, can't wait to talk to you guys
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: next week.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: But got to go.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: Got to go.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 8: Woody Show's calling. Stayed on business.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: Priorities. And when he said, Woody Show's calling, they said, who?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: They did.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: What's a Woody Show?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: Who would that be?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 6: You got to use Sammy's line. You must respect the deadline.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 13: Please respect the deadline.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 8: Does, uh.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: Does Paul, our boss, does he know your name?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: Yes, he does. He does?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, he does. Yeah, doesn't know Gina's.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, did you see that video?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 8: I did.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: It's so good.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's so funny.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: All right, well, questions for T.O. Tim Martinez. If you've
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: got a question that you'd like to have answered here
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: in a future round of T.O. Tim, send it to
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: us on the email, email at thewoodyshow.com, or you can
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: just text it over to us, over to 22987. Jeff G.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 17: And if this is the first time joining us here
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 17: on T.O. Tim and you don't understand what it is,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 17: basically T.O. Tim breaks down Latino stuff for white people.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: And he helps people understand. And by the way, just FYI,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: it could be any kind of question. It doesn't have
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: to be based in cultural differences.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: I can try. It could be anything. It could be like,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: you know, you got a question about being a girl dad. Or,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: you know, it could be any kind of question that
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: you got. Or being super hot. I'm saying it doesn't
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: have to be rooted in the culture. But we do
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: get a lot of those questions because it is called T.O.T.M. Yeah,
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: of course.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 8: From the Latino perspective.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't want everybody to feel limited. Like,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: we have to have, you know, questions about, like, what's
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: the most whatever at a wedding.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 15: Mm-hmm.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I can help with girl dad questions. Just don't
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: ask Tim. We still have to do this. Tim says
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: he can't do laundry. He's never had to do a
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: load of laundry. So we're going to take him to
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: a laundromat. And just give them the supplies and then
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: tell them, all right, man, you do it. Put this
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: laundry in. Let's rephrase that. It's not that I can't.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: I just don't know how. Okay. It can be learned.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: He's got to put two liters.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: Of detergent in.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 8: Isn't that the same?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: All right. What's question number one for T.O.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: Tim?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 6: All right, T.O.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 8: Tim and the team.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 17: What is a white person move that immediately outs them
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 17: at the taco truck? So something that they do, maybe
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 17: how they order, what they say. What is a white
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 17: person move that immediately outs them at a taco truck?
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: Got it.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 8: Got it.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: Are you guys ready? Yep. Who would like to go first?
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 11: I will.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: Gina Grad.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: Asking for a hard shell and sour cream.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Hard shell. It's white people taco night.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: Hard shell and sour cream.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: I wrote flour tortillas and an honorable mention to mild salsa.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: Mild salsa. That's me.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 6: Which is ketchup?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Greg Gorey.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 6: I'm ashamed of my handwriting, but this says complicating the toppings.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 6: It's too much, like piling it on.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: Menace.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: I was just going to put the way they speak.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: You know, they try to add an accent.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: Dos tacos.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: No, they don't.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 8: They just, you know.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: They go out of their way to.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 8: They go out of their way to be down, you know.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: Dos tacos para la bar. Para la bar.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 8: Just order the food.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 6: It's all good.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: Or Sammy, they're asking for a to patio, right?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: That's right. As you said a couple weeks ago. Yeah,
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: instead of Tapatio. Yeah, instead of Tapatio. All right, Sammy,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: what do you got?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 13: Okay, I said mild, salsa, or hot sauce.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 6: Jeff G.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 17: Making adjustments to your order. It doesn't work that way
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 17: at Taco Chicks, man. You just say con todo, and
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 17: that means everything, and you put it on.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 8: No substitutions. Don't give me any substitutions or anything. Just
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 8: take it as is.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: Unless they ask. Sometimes they'll ask. Well, if you do
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: ask for differences, guess what?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 8: You're not going to get them.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: You're not getting them. Exactly. Here's your order.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 6: Here's your order, dude.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: All right, T.O.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 6: Tim.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 8: Here we go.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: We are asking for hard shell tacos. Yes! And.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: Shredded yellow cheese.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: That was my other one on the list. What's this
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: white crumbly cheese? Can I have the yellow one?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: Hard shot tacos though, man. If you ask for that
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: at a taco truck, you're dead in the water. You
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 6: Garbage.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: Garbage. Go to Chipotle.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: Make a run for the border at the Bell.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: By the way, did you know that Chipotle offers?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 8: I didn't know that.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: They offer like crispy shell tacos.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't know why you said Chipotle.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: I had no idea. Yeah, that's an option. You can
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: get the bowl. You can get the burrito. You can
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: get crispy tacos.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 8: I stopped going, so I don't know.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 8: I haven't had that place in, gosh.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: White people are going to be kicking in the door today.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: Question number two for T.O.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 6: Tim.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 17: This is kind of a universal thing, but Tim, I'm
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 17: going to have it lean toward Latino grandmas. But what
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 17: is something you're guaranteed to find in a Latino grandma's purse?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 8: What are you going to find in Abuela's purse?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: You know what pissed me off, though?
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 6: What's that?
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: When I became an adult and I got married. My
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: wife has none of the stuff that my mom always
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: had on her. My mom always had a little pack
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: of Kleenex. So I go, hey, do you got a
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: tissue in there?
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 6: She goes, no.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: I go, what do you have in there?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 6: Why have a purse?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: Or like, hey, do you have any? This is before
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: I had my little bag of pills and stuff. I go,
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: can I get a couple Advil? I don't have any Advil.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: Why would I have Advil? What are you carrying? What
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: are you good for? My mom had all the essentials.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: And not even like in a huge purse. She was
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: just very efficient with it. And it pisses me off
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: that my wife sucks at it.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: No Band-Aids.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no Band-Aids. Yeah, no Kleenex.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: Granola bar.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: All right, so what is something you'll find in a
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: Latino grandma's purse? Let's see. Let's go with Greg Gorey.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 6: I said the very boring tissues.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: Tissues. For sure.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 6: All right, Menace.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: I put a little coin bag and then extra cash.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 6: Coin bags.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 16: Yeah, cash.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: So like a little coin purse that has those little
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: twisty metal things at the top? Yeah, that or just, yeah,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: just like a little.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 14: A little bag to keep the coins in, but then
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 14: also just cash to throw to the little kids and stuff.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: I wrote crucifix.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: Is that how you spell it?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 6: The S should be a C. Crucifix.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 6: Crucifix. I wrote crucifix.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 16: Gina.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea if this is a Latina thing.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: I just know it's a grandma thing. Torn in half
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 5: sticks of gum. They never give you a whole piece.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 5: They just tear it in half and.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 6: Give you half.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: Slash chicle.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 8: There you go.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: Sammy?
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I wasn't sure either, so I went with what
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 12: my grandma always had, which was tissues.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: Tissues. You and Greg said tissues. Jeff G.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 8: Stolen packets of sugar and creamer from a restaurant.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 8: That was always my job.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 8: That was always my job. Hey, put some of these
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 8: in your pocket.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: And then I would get home, and then I would take, yeah.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 5: Jeff, that's you now.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: I've seen you make your kids do it, and they
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 5: were humiliated.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah. It's a Dodger game.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know where my grandma got it, but she
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: had a whole, you know those metal tins of butter
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: cookies or whatever? Of course. I don't know what the
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: brand was called.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 8: Those blue tins?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, blue tins.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: And I thought it was cookies, and I would open
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: it up, and inside she would have packets, individual packets
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: of instant Sanka.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: Wow, that is old school. Old school. All right, T.O. Tim.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: Got to have a rosary.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, look at you.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: A little rosary in their little pouch.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 17: Yeah, in a pouch or in a plastic one.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 8: You got to break that out.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: You never know when you're going to need a rosary.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: That's funny because I was like, Woody, why would you
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 5: need a crucifix in your bag?
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: I guess you're right. The rosary is the one with
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: the beads, right? That's what I was thinking. I put crucifix.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: Was she a vampire? She's a vampire hunter. That's what
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: I meant. I meant with the beads. And there is
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: a little crucifix on it, right? There's a little crucifix
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: on it. I always see the rosary in the car
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: and then also a little photograph of the kids right
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: next to the dashboard. Kind of like that guy in
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: Top Gun had a picture of his wife and kids
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: before he freaked out.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 14: But a large number of Latino dudes I know, they
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 14: always have a little photo of their kids.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go. That's this week's questions for T.O. Tim.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: If you've got a question you'd like to have answered, again,
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: it doesn't have to be about culture or anything like that.
• 1:45:17
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• 1:45:18
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• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: send it over on the text over to 22987. And now,
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: more of The Woody Show. On the headline here, let's
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: go for a ride.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 6: Okay. All right.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: Let's go for a ride. I know, Seabass, you've got
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: a clip for this first one.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 9: So, Menace, let's say you're driving around with your buddy
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 9: in your little gray minivan.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, going for a ride.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: And you ride your minivan straight to the side of
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: someone's house.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 8: Let's see.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: Break down the wall. I used to ride around in
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: a gray minivan with my buddy Duke. Shout out, Duke.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Duke. That's my dog, Duke. You and
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: Duke on your adventures, you crash into someone's house.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: And you want to get.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 9: The hell out of there before the cops show up.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 9: What's a good menace excuse generator? While you can't stay
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 9: on the scene, you have to flee immediately.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, we have to leave immediately? Yeah, sorry, we can't
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: stick around and wait for the cops.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 5: Love to stay.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, we got to get to a wedding. Oh, that's
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: a good one. We're on the way to a wedding. Okay,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: you're door dashing. You got to deliver.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: No, no, wedding's more important.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 8: We got to be there.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, timely.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, let's see. We got a video from a
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 9: guy who, it happened. Two guys in a minivan crashed
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 9: into his house and they skedaddled. Here's why they had
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 9: to leave.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 8: Oh, man.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: Hi, can I help you?
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's my house, bitch. I didn't mean to, bro.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: The goddamn gas pedal locked up on me.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, dude.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: The gas pedal locked up on him? I was going
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: to say that. And, okay, well, that's how you crash,
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: but now why do you have to leave? Why do
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: you run off?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 6: I got to go to a doctor.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: He's got to go to a doctor.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on account of the crash.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, yeah, he did just crash.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 5: Get it once over.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 6: I got to go to a doctor.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: He's got to go to a doctor. I gotta f * * *
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: ing sue, bro! I gotta go to jail!
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 15: I don't record in case, so.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: I love the beginning. I love the beginning. So he's
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: looking right at the camera, the guy whose house he
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: crashed into. Can I help you? Yeah. What's going on?
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: How dare you?
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 5: What's the meaning of this?
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 9: And by the way, these two guys, this is Beach Grove, Indiana,
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 9: they are so perfectly Jesse Pinkman and all his stupid
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 9: drunk dealers. Nice! Breaking Bad nailed this. When you talk
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 9: about low-level meth heads, they dress like they're six-year-old children
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 9: because they all have, like, SpongeBob and Looney Tunes pajama bottles.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: And in Breaking Bad, you know this Woody and Greg movie. Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: Oversized.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 9: Everything's green and yellow.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: Mega bright.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: You're all dressed like toddlers.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: I know it well.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: Let's go for a ride. Did you see the Hayride tractor?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: How fast was that thing going? It came around a
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: corner and flew. Did you see? It's been all over
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: social media.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 8: Brutal, man.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure exactly what happened there. All I can
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: think is like, how fast? He took a hard turn
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: and he was going like 80 miles an hour. How
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: fast can you go in a tractor on a hayride?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 6: Faster, faster. It's crazy.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: The other video I saw was pretty funny. Let's go
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: for a ride. The video, it was Indiana. It was
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: the lawn of the courthouse. Oh, this woman rules. There
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: was this old granny- And she's in her car and
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: she's driving on the lawn, again, the courthouse lawn. And
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: not just driving. And then doing donuts. Hell yeah. Yeah,
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: around the trees, light poles, benches. Then she crashed through
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: a sign. The cops, if you recall, they eventually caught
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: up to her and they arrested her. They talked to
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: her and she was drunk. Too many margaritas at dinner.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: If you're 68 and you want, come on, let's go ahead.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: Do donuts in the courthouse lawn.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 6: You're knocking on heaven's door.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 5: Right, but she's doing amazing donuts. They're not like, oh,
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 5: I'm scared.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: No, she's leaning into it. You can tell she's done
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: this before. It's like a Shady Caprice or something. It's
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 3: so good. Yeah, granny doing donuts on the courthouse lawn. Hey,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: let's go for a ride. 44-year-old guy in Oklahoma, he
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: was out for a ride on his scooter, just riding
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: around the neighborhood, but somebody called the cops on him
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: because he was butt-ass naked. The cops, they tracked him down,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: but they tried to pull him over. He took off
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: on the scooter. Then he ditched it and tried to hide.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: They found him and asked him, dude, what are you
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: even doing?
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 6: What the hell are you doing, bro? Just riding around.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 6: Why are you naked? That's what it's fun about.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 3: So you're riding around naked? No, actually, I'm drunk. Oh, actually.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 6: Actually, I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 8: What are you doing, bro?
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 6: You can be drunk and bored.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: Why are you naked?
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah. That's fun.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: Let's go for a ride. Two guys in Charlotte got
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: pulled over by the cops after the cops saw them
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: driving something not exactly street legal. What were they driving?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 3: Not street legal? Cops just happened to be patrolling the area,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: saw these two guys, very busy street.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 9: You know what I saw recently? I saw these new
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 9: Amazon e-trikes. Where the Amazon drivers have, like, they're, like,
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 9: pedaling these little electric tricycles that have big old things
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 9: behind them full of packages.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 6: I'll say a mobility scooter.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say a bed on wheels.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 14: I say go back to tractor or lawnmower.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 13: The kids, like, not Hot Wheels, but whatever it is,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 13: the little tiny thing.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 3: Well, they were driving a couch. Oh, I was going.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 8: To say couch.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: I changed it because I didn't think it had wheels.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: And they were using two of those Lime scooters.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: That sounds like an invention I made one time. The cops,
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: they found some humor in that. They took a picture.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: They posted it online.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 9: That's hilarious.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: That's a frat guy move. Yeah, look at that.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good for them.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: That's what they came up with. Or a teenager move. Now,
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: the cops, they appreciated the creativity, but major distraction to
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: the drivers. Also unsafe. There was no alcohol involved. Okay,
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: you gotta respect that. They did get a citation, but
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: Of what?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: Driving a couch?
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 6: Driving while falling.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 3: Driving while resting?
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 8: We're having too much fun?
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: It's not street legal.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure scooters are street legal. Yeah.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, two of them.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 3: You fashioned them to a couch.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 9: Fashioned. Sat a couch on them. There's no welding involved here.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, so when I was a kid and my brother
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 6: took his dirt bike and put a rope on it
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 6: and towed me on my bike, is that street legal?
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not street legal, Greg! Oh, no! Oh, no!
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 6: I fell.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: That's the best thing. When we saw Back to the
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: Future and Marty hanging on to the back of a car. Oh,
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: I tried that with a FedEx truck one time. We
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 3: tried it.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because my friend had a skateboard. We didn't skateboard. Like,
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: Menace was skateboarding. But, like, we did sit on the
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 3: skateboard and then hold on because we figured that would
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 3: be more sturdy.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how'd that work out?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, we ate it.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: We ate it pretty hard. Yeah. Just held on. It
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 3: was fun for, like, three seconds.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 3: But man, you know, no suspension really. Oh no, you
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 3: get speed wobbles. Yeah, speed wobbles. You hit even just
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 3: the slightest little like, like a little wobble. Yeah, you're done.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 3: That's why you gotta stand up.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I know someone who ended up in the
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 13: hospital from that.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 12: Because their whole body got scraped up obviously it's like
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 12: concussion you fall but then it was just healing it
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 12: wasn't even stitches you just have to wait for your
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 12: whole body to heal from the and pick out the
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 12: pebbles one by.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: One just be better yeah do that yeah just be
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: better that's the answer I mean, the damage we could
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 3: have done with e-bikes though.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 5: I'm so glad those weren't around.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: We're kind of lucky, right? I mean, I kind of
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: feel like- No.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: It kept you alive not having those.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm thinking- We'd be jumping over buildings if we
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 3: had 50 mile an hour bikes.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 14: Well, yeah, I was asking because actually I was just
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 14: talking to our friend Julianne and a kid like went
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 14: in front of her and almost got hit by her
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 14: in her car. And I'm like, why is like, bikes
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 14: have always been a thing. Why is this e-bike thing
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 14: like such a big deal? And it's because they said, no,
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 14: they said, like, because, like, when we had bikes, we
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 14: kind of, you know, went by the rules of the road.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 8: But now the e-bike guys are just, like, insane.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 3: They think they're motorcycling. They're swerving toward traffic. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 6: They're doing wheelies.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or, like, doing takeovers where they're, you know, tying
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: up the entire road.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 6: And they do wheelies and try to come as close
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 6: as they can to the bumper of the car in
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 6: front of them and then swerve over.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 3: Greg, so satisfying. Oh. My God, you guys are so good.
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  Speaker 3: There's this guy who was doing that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he swerved too late, got taken out by this car.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw the story. Kid gets
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  Speaker 3: taken out by the car. And then his family tried
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  Speaker 3: to sue the driver. Of course. Of the car.
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  Speaker 5: They're gonna drive.
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  Speaker 3: The car was just going down the road in their
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  Speaker 3: lane at an appropriate speed.
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  Speaker 6: Doing the car thing.
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  Speaker 3: And he's the one that like swerved toward them out
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  Speaker 3: of nowhere. So it's not like this driver, you know,
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  Speaker 3: saw him even coming.
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't his fault.
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  Speaker 3: And he was too dumb. He swerved right out of
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  Speaker 3: the way of this other car and then right into
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  Speaker 3: the direction of, or right in front of the car
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  Speaker 3: that actually hit him.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it got thrown out.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And man, the family was upset. Yeah. Yeah, well- They
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: were upset. Well, Julianne, she was like- This driver should
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: have been held accountable.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she was afraid.
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  Speaker 14: She's like, should I have followed the kid and told
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  Speaker 14: the parents he's out in these streets? They almost got killed.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 14: But she's like, well- You're kidding.
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  Speaker 3: They might be on his side. Yeah, or they might
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: be hoping he gets hit. Maybe. You know?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Too late for the abortion.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 6: Here's an e-bike, kid.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 3: Survival of the fittest.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: We're doing stupid stuff. Again, we did stupid stuff. We survived.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 6: Very stupid stuff. Jumping off buildings, holding an umbrella, thinking, oh,
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 6: this is a parody.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: I'm more in the line of thought of Gina of like, man,
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: it's good that we didn't have these. That would have been-
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: You all would have been dead. Or at least in
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 5: And my kid who has his friends like 10 and 11-year-olds,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 5: they have e-bikes. 10 and 11-year-olds. Yeah.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Good God. We could have made up so much
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 3: more ground. I know.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: You would have been crossing state lines every day.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: Our circle of influence would have been so much more.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 6: When we played chips, it would have been so much
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 6: more realistic.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: We'd be on the real highway. That's right. 877-44-WOODY. Text
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 3: over to 22987. We will be right back. Abuela wouldn't approve.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: And that's going to do it for this Throwback Thursday.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: Wrapping up, getting out of here.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: Full show podcast. You can find it by going to
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 3: thewoodyshow.com or getting it wherever you find your favorite podcast.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow, Friday morning.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 6: Yes!
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 3: As we get through it and we got the dumbass contest,
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: the DUIQ, Friday Fail Stories. Anything else that we can
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 3: do to get through the morning into the weekend as
• 1:55:23
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• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. Anything you got for us in the meantime,
• 1:55:30
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• 1:55:32
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• 1:55:36
  Speaker 3: Look for us there at The Woody Show. All right,
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 8: You're up.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 6: Yes, some things are better left unsaid, and you realize
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 6: that right after you say it.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: Every time. Yeah, or... You have something really great that
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: comes to mind later. Ten minutes too late.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 6: Always.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I should have said? Every damn day.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 3: Or 24 hours later. Either you should have kept your
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 3: mouth shut or this is what I should have said.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 6: That is so frustrating.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 3: One of the two.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 6: So true. All right.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 6: You got it, Woody.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: We thank you so much for giving The Woody Show
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 3: Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.