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Does Johnjay have a mole.... down there? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Shoot us a text.
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  Speaker 2: You could text jgr whatever's on your mind. In nine six,
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  Speaker 2: eight ninety three, we were getting into Jesse McCartney.
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  Speaker 1: The pop star.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: We called him and turns out he changed his number.
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  Speaker 2: Who and the guy knows. The guy was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know, this used to be Jesse's number. So we
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  Speaker 2: wanted to know from anybody if you ever own anything
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  Speaker 2: that used to belong to a celebrity.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Matt, you're on the air. Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. But he got Matt, so it's not mine.
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  Speaker 4: It's a friend of mine. But he actually bought Rick
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  Speaker 4: Ross's old house in Florida, da amazing, which.
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  Speaker 2: One the one where he was chopping down all those
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  Speaker 2: trees last year and he was going crazy.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was a couple of years ago, but it
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  Speaker 4: was used in one of his music videos. I don't
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  Speaker 4: remember exactly which one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder can you write off a house if
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  Speaker 3: he used it in the music video. I had to
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  Speaker 3: buy this on my music video was an expense.
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  Speaker 1: That's very cool. That's very very cool. You find a
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  Speaker 1: thing like some hidden rose, not that I.
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  Speaker 4: Know of, but I'm sure that there's lots of stuff
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  Speaker 4: hidden around I'm sure you had like face and hiding
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  Speaker 4: spots and all kinds of good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: That's very cool, Matt. Thanks for sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Guys. I
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  Speaker 4: love the show. I listened to it all the time,
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  Speaker 4: but my drives home. I love you guys, Buttens, thank
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  Speaker 4: you absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Paula, I'm usually my left.
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  Speaker 3: Hand, he said he was a big fan.
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  Speaker 1: It all goes well. This is the last day in
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  Speaker 1: this little temporary studio, so.
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  Speaker 3: That's not going to change your fingers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I do my left hand.
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  Speaker 2: I answered with my right hand, and I have the
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  Speaker 2: microphone in front of me here and I can't so.
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  Speaker 1: Paula, good morning, good money.
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  Speaker 3: How are you all good?
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  Speaker 1: Did you own something that belonged to a celebrity?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, my father in law owns the house that was
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  Speaker 4: in Revenge of the Nerds down at the U of
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  Speaker 4: a Wait.
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  Speaker 1: So rare? That was it?
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  Speaker 3: That was it? U of a Revenge? Did I not
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  Speaker 3: know that?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't know that?
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  Speaker 3: No, I did not go.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many things in that movie you can't talk
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  Speaker 1: about now.
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  Speaker 2: For example, the scene I think it was with the
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  Speaker 2: egg right, remember, and you kept chanting his name, his name,
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  Speaker 2: over and over. There you can't say his name anymore,
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  Speaker 2: he will get mad.
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  Speaker 3: That's a movie you just simply could not make in
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  Speaker 3: the Stay and Age, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I'm talking about, Paula, Yep, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 4: And he so he rents that that house out to
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  Speaker 4: the u A students on campus.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool, but.
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  Speaker 5: It was wondering. It's like, you know, how the Gooney's House,
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  Speaker 5: they get frustrated, some may people come and take pictures.
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  Speaker 5: Is it the same way?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not the Goody's House, but it's still kind of
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  Speaker 5: cool because it's in a movie. Dude, Are there people
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  Speaker 5: that come by? Is it like a spectacle?
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  Speaker 4: Not what I'm aware of. I mean people walk by
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  Speaker 4: every day, of course, going to classes.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure how many people actually really know that
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  Speaker 4: that's the house. It looks a lot bigger than the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you my son goes there and
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  Speaker 2: he's never brought it up. I don't think he's ever
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  Speaker 2: seen the movie. So I spent a lot of times
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  Speaker 2: has gone by. Yeah, okay, all right, Paula, thanks for
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  Speaker 2: calling in, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 4: A great day you too.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of my son.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday, I had this doctor's appointment at a dermatologist yesterday to
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  Speaker 2: go over the you know, the little things moles that
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  Speaker 2: I've had all over my face and possible basil cell whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And the doctor's office was kind of close to where
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  Speaker 2: I was. So I went to this grocery store and
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  Speaker 2: I thought, I just have lunch and weight, so I
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  Speaker 2: grabbed I went to grab my favorite food, which is grapes,
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  Speaker 2: and I grabbed a bunch of grapes. And as I
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  Speaker 2: was buying the grapes for whatever price the grapes are,
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  Speaker 2: there was another bag of grapes there for thirty five dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It was so special about those grapes, that's insane.
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  Speaker 2: I posted a picture on my Instagram and my stories
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  Speaker 2: because I could not believe, and then someone did nope,
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  Speaker 2: and then someone said that there's another bag of grapes
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  Speaker 2: close by for fifty dollars. I don't know, but you
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  Speaker 2: know how you like to open up bags of grapes.
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  Speaker 2: You test them before you buy them. Sure, these are
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  Speaker 2: like sealed.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: These are like sealed with like a zip top.
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  Speaker 3: Is there a grape shortage? Right now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know because the other grapes, the other grapes
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  Speaker 2: were there fashion well.
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  Speaker 3: I know there's like the cotton candy grapes like a
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  Speaker 3: little are amazing, amazing those when you freeze them.
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  Speaker 1: What they're they're called k grapes.
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  Speaker 5: CA grapes, seedless, shine, muskat premium.
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  Speaker 7: No, that's crazy, But Kyle, didn't you just buy like
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  Speaker 7: a what was it? It was a pink pineut pineapple
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  Speaker 7: and it was like twenty bucks. Yeah, pineapple, which is insane.
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  Speaker 7: But he's got thirty five dollars for grapes.
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  Speaker 6: Insane.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear doll just made a new pineapple. It
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  Speaker 3: tastes like pina coladas that they're releasing this week. No,
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  Speaker 3: you know how they do the cotton candy grapes. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's like supposed to have a ton more vitamin B
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  Speaker 3: and it tastes like pina coladas. More of the coconut,
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  Speaker 3: more of the coconut.
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  Speaker 5: Pineapples are becoming the new apple. You know, there's all
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  Speaker 5: these different breeds about.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: What what I was gonna say was, so I'm waiting there,
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  Speaker 2: I'm eating these grapes and I thought I haven't done.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram live a long time.
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  Speaker 2: So I get on Instagram Live and I'm just eating
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  Speaker 2: my grapes and people pop on, and somebody pops on
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  Speaker 2: this says they go to school with my youngest son
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  Speaker 2: Dutch at UVA. Since we're talking about you, And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, and I'm pretty sure at noon when
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  Speaker 2: I was on he was sleeping. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 2: I go, oh, have you seen him around? She's oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we've partied them a few times. And then I'm like, so,
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  Speaker 2: what dorm are you in? And she tells me this
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  Speaker 2: dorm she said. I go, I don't know it because
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  Speaker 2: it's an all all girl dorm. I go, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know that.
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  Speaker 1: She was say, he's here all the time.
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  Speaker 3: He's got the most game.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't he go there? Then he called last night and
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  Speaker 1: I never lived in a dorm? Did you live in
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  Speaker 1: a dory? Paint you live in the room? Are you
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  Speaker 1: allowed to have dogs in the dorm? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, there dorm adopted a dog yesterday. It's on the
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  Speaker 2: fourth floor where they live. And this dog's run up
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  Speaker 2: and down the hallway and I'm pretty sure they're not
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  Speaker 2: allowed to do that.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, He's like, no, No, one's gonna.
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  Speaker 7: Say anything as long as they're cool with the ra
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure they could get away with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they have this dog there right now. It's
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  Speaker 1: freaking outs anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm online on the on the Instagram thing, and uh,
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  Speaker 2: it's time for me to go to my skin doctor appointment,
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  Speaker 2: which I moved to a new skin doctor and this
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  Speaker 2: skin doctor. Oh wait, someone's got an information about the
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  Speaker 2: grapes Taylor.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning guys. Hi, it's not about grapes,
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  Speaker 6: but it's definitely about checking your prices. So last night
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  Speaker 6: I was ordering on door Dash, just from a regular restaurant,
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  Speaker 6: and I went to go check out, like one thousand,
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  Speaker 6: six hundred and ninety nine dollars. What it's one menu item.
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  Speaker 6: The restaurant forgot to put the decimal for sixteen dollars
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  Speaker 6: and ninety nine cents, so be careful.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I never look. That's insane, man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe the grapes are supposed say three fifty.
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  Speaker 3: Nine, and now that makes sense to me. Three bucks
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  Speaker 3: makes sense for some grapes. Thirty dollars store.
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  Speaker 1: You could tell there was a separate section for fancy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and we had a little bit tailor's is a little mistake.
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  Speaker 3: Those are grapes with riz.
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  Speaker 7: Like imagine if Taylor didn't pay attention though, and just
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  Speaker 7: like say, oh, well Taylor.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for listening, I would have that would have not
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  Speaker 6: been great. All right, you'll have a great by all right.
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  Speaker 2: So I go to the new dermatologist and they do
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  Speaker 2: this thing which I can't recall ever doing. But I
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  Speaker 2: had to take off my clothes, get in my underwear,
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  Speaker 2: save my underwear, and they gave me a paper sheet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, why not like a robe like other places
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  Speaker 2: have that thing, you know, like that little cloth thing
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  Speaker 2: you put your arms through and the back's open. This
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  Speaker 2: is like a sheet and I'm six four, two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty pounds. Like the sheet is like where do
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  Speaker 2: I put the sheet?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Like I'd rather just beat in my underwear. So I
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  Speaker 2: put the sheet on and then they do that thing
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  Speaker 2: where they check for all your moles. Right, And this
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  Speaker 2: doctor was so thorough Like in the past I went
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  Speaker 2: to I was gone to this other place for a
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  Speaker 2: long time where.
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  Speaker 1: It's just seconds they got put.
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  Speaker 2: This guy looked at every single mole on my body forever.
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  Speaker 2: Now I don't know if that's normal, but he took.
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  Speaker 2: I was watching, paying attention to how much he was
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  Speaker 2: paying attention, and he started, he goes, I gotta cut
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  Speaker 2: this off. I gotta cut this off. He got like
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  Speaker 2: six things off my body right and the right. Then
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  Speaker 2: and there he took a thing off my nose, take
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  Speaker 2: a thing off of here, took a thing off my legs,
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  Speaker 2: two things off my back.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It was like does he say anything, It's like, here's
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  Speaker 3: why I'm removing this one or just like they.
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  Speaker 1: Got and he thinks that they could all be basil things.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so yes, to send them to go get them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then the one I had on
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  Speaker 2: my face. I'm going to have to do that mos
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  Speaker 2: thing we talked about for sure. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: He let you keep any of them.
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  Speaker 5: Taking them home, like this was like your second opinion
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  Speaker 5: for that, Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, we should do it as soon as possible.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if they're gonna call me. And
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  Speaker 2: when they get the other biopsies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thingk's wild. The most surgery is wild. So they
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  Speaker 5: go in and they take out what they feel. They
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  Speaker 5: try to get all of it in one swoop, right
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  Speaker 5: without taking the most out and then they go and
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  Speaker 5: you wait while it's processing and while they test it,
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  Speaker 5: and then if they didn't get it all, then they
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  Speaker 5: have to cut more. And then you wait while they
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  Speaker 5: process it and test it and make sure they got
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  Speaker 5: it all.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 2: They said that they're going to do the most because
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  Speaker 2: it's on my face, right, but not my not I
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  Speaker 2: have two on my legs and goes, we won't do
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  Speaker 2: mo's on your legs. And then there's the thing they
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  Speaker 2: took out my nose and they said, well, it might
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  Speaker 2: be basil. We'll find out. And I was like, are
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  Speaker 2: you gonna do mo's on my nose? And he went,
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  Speaker 2: who knows? He goes, this is the path you chose
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  Speaker 2: to stop. And then I don't know what they do
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  Speaker 2: in my nose because he had I was totally everything
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  Speaker 2: was going well. He said to me, I just froze
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  Speaker 2: over and over to go, just looping it into the layer.
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  Speaker 2: So then this this is something that never happened for
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  Speaker 2: So the guy goes and tell me, if this has
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  Speaker 2: happened to you guys, would you like me to look
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  Speaker 2: at any of the moles on your rear end?
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  Speaker 1: Is that normal for you guys?
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  Speaker 5: I don't I don't have moles from my rear end,
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  Speaker 5: but I always have him look at all the moles.
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  Speaker 3: So I would have said, yes I did.
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  Speaker 2: But there was He had a woman assistant next to him, right.
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  Speaker 2: She looked like she just got out of college with
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  Speaker 2: a clipboard, and so I'm like, okay, he goes, well,
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  Speaker 2: he goes, pull your underwear down. I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: pulled my undward down backside right and he looks and
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  Speaker 2: he's like, okay, there's nothing there, and he goes, would
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  Speaker 2: you like me to check the front side? Like, of course,
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  Speaker 2: you know on the pressure. I'm like course, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh god, I hope he comes around, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean. It's like I turn sideways. So she's like
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  Speaker 2: in my shoulder, I kind of try to loker with
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  Speaker 2: a chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Wing and I pulled.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled everything down right in front of the guy
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  Speaker 2: and he's like, looks it looks fine, And I'm like, really,
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  Speaker 2: that's I've never had mole check in that area before.
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  Speaker 5: It was do you think about it? It's smart because
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  Speaker 5: if you haven't and there was like a dangerous one there,
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  Speaker 5: you would want him to.
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  Speaker 1: Get rid of it. Well, he was like, we have
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  Speaker 1: to do Mo's here. No, No, that's not a mole.
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  Speaker 1: That's my that's not a mole.
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  Speaker 5: Peyton snorted, I've not heard before today's large. It's been
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  Speaker 5: a while since Jones has joked about that.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a while