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Aubrey Brie: Justice League, GLOW & Han Solo Movie · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy um I have a question for you go on
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  if you were a developer of a game M and You released it and some people weren't
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  happy with it and maybe even saying like I don't know people are upset about um
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  translation okay someone saying like the translation for this game is not good in
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  German like it's like you just put it in Google Translate and put it out right um
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  what would be your response to that I mean have I used Google Translate to do
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  my translations because well no also what would you do to the person who gave you that
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  review I don't know where you're going with this man basically what uh this
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  game developer done for the void of Shadows he's decided to of taking
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  criticism under under the wing and going yep the translation may not be the best
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  he's threatening to sue sue people oh right okay well that's not really
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  appropriate no he suing for what slander
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  pretty much yeah deformation yeah like he's basically saying like if there's
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  any if we lose any money because of this I'm blaming you for it Jesus I mean look
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  I mean somebody might one day translate this podcast into other languages and
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  I'm pretty sure sure a lot of this is going to be Lost in Translation but
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  listeners rest assured we're probably not going to suit for it yeah no like
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  translations's a tricky thing and like I I wouldn't know how to
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  translate this into our podcast into other languages no so when you say the
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  translations are off do you mean for subtitles the all right the subtitles
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  for international versions now when they're not good does that mean they're
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  just inaccurate or have they somehow managed to be offensive inaccurate right
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  so no one's actually offended by this somebody's just written in and said hey
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  your uh your subtitles are a bit [ __ ] and he's like I will see you Court
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  pretty much wow okay yeah people could overreact a
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  little bit sometimes I think I think there should be laws like restrictions
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  on what you can sue for like surely this whole thing has gone too far now I've
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  actually been thinking about a lot about the dmca because pretty much if anyone
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  puts in any claim for anything M Google's first thing so YouTube is to
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  just take it down mhm and then work out the details later y I'm really starting
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  to go maybe we should have if you don't have the claim to it maybe you have to
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  pay something back cuz there's no you don't get in trouble for putting claims
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  in and it getting taken down don't know the details but I know there's a
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  musician who's putting in a lot of DM a claims on a lot of people reviewing this
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  certain game CU she's saying she's got the right sort and stuff and it's just
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  beinging brought down left and right and then goes back up later when they find
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  out no she doesn't own the rights but there's sort of no repercussion for her
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  yeah I see so there should be a deterrent for making false claims to the
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  dmca yeah yeah right for listeners if you don't know the dmca is the digital
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  Millennial Copyright Act Right correct and uh obviously it's the
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  governing body for I don't know where does it begin and end online [ __ ] yeah
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  it's pretty much protects people's [ __ ] yeah yeah so if we make
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  something and we put it out there we will still get the credit money that it
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  makes yeah and you know I like everything these laws are put there to
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  protect the artist so I mean that's good you know and we we don't want anyone
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  ripping us off but then again if you want to criticize us publicly then you
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  know we'll wear it yeah you know I'm going to take you to
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  one of the things that goes with it yeah I mean if you want to if you want to
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  record parts of this podcast and and put him into a remix [ __ ] go for your
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  life mate Matt does it all the time that's right do you want to animate this
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  show with Go For It cartoon versions of Luke mad and I I mean [ __ ] knock
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  yourself out to me that's just the beauty of the internet yeah I mean if
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  you're passing something off and saying that you made it like if somebody
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  started recording these shows putting them back up again and saying oh my
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  friends Clifford Jeff and I do a podcast called multiple nerdgasm here we are
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  then yeah then sure take that the [ __ ] down or if somehow you use multiple
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  nerdgasm and you get rich off of it well [ __ ] cut us in yeah I say that like
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  that could ever happen but we will sell out in a second yeah that's right let's
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  stop suing each other right it's just getting boring now yeah it's I don't
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  understand it no there's a lot about this world I don't understand can I segue into an old
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  segment that we used to have on this podcast in fact a listener this week has
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  has kept this segment alive in his own right uh and I've been sent some [ __ ]
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  watch pictures of course [ __ ] watch is one of our oldest ongoing segments where
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  listeners from all over the world if they spot a [ __ ] they'll take a
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  picture and they'll send it in because we love to see that we just we love dwarves
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  and we like we love to see them out and about doing their own thing I've seen
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  the photo but have you got more oh mate I've got [ __ ] watch up close and
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  personal news today I would like to tell you now and the listeners about my one
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  onone interaction this week with a
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  [ __ ] welcome how did it go okay so were you
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  awkward look I was a little bit I did not know how to act bit of backstory we
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  sold our sofa we bought a new sofa while we were waiting for The New Sofa to
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  arrive people came and looked at it they said yeah we want it we'll arrange for a
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  removalist to come and pick this up on a certain day right okay easy so uh I make
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  sure I'm home on time from work at 700 p.m. in the evening the doorbell rings
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  open it and standing there is a dwarf with one of those furniture removal
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  trolleys and I was like oh the
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  the guy who's come to take my sofa is a dwarf and he's alone okay right so he
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  comes in this dwarf comes into my house looks looks at the sofa says is that it
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  I said yeah said know it's pretty
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  big I said yeah he's like well you you going to give me a hand with this and I
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  was like well sure uh okay sure so yep
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  um he gets the trolley in place and I lift the sofa
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  onto the trolley cuz the man's a dwarf right what's he
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  going to do so then uh he proceeds to follow me to the elevator As I push the
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  trolley with the sofa on it into the elevator at this point I was ready to
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  just go see you later but he's like oh you'll you'll have to help me get this
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  into the van I was like okay all right what so we get into the elevator we go
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  down to the the parking garage just kind of standing there awkwardly in the
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  elevator opens it out or walking along he's like yeah here's my van up here he
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  opens up the van I lift up the sofa and get into the back of the van and I wave
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  goodbye and off he goes so I don't know what he was
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  expecting is this his business that
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  furniture but gets people to do it for him I mean you can't say no to the guy
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  right yeah he's a dwarf like when you sold it and they went we will organize
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  somethingone to come and collect it you're not thinking you're going to have
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  to help no I'm thinking that I'd open the door a couple Bly guys had come yeah
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  that's right no that was not the case that's really odd I mean what would
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  happen if I wasn't there you know or you said no yeah but how can you say no to a
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  dwarf asking for help carrying things you really can't but yeah like what if
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  you were there all I'm if he can do it go for it but if
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  he has to rock up and ask for help every time but maybe did he not get all the
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  information when going to this job look it's possible and the other side of this
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  coin is maybe he has the best racket
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  going he has managed to find a job that
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  no one could possibly refuse to do for him yeah maybe every single place he
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  goes to he just Walts Us in all dwarfy and adorable and says you are you going
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  to help me with this and they always do yeah no one is ever going to say no yeah
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  no one's going to look the little guy in the eye kneel down look the little guy
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  in the eye and say I can carry that yourself when he gets to where if he's
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  taking it he's going to get there and go all right I need a hand to bring this up
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  that's true right yeah I don't I don't know how this
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  works good on him although somebody that he might uh that he might want to team
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  up with right and then just because the universe balances [ __ ] out right the
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  same week that I saw this [ __ ] I also
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  saw a giant I'm not talking about like a really tall guy I mean I guess I am
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  right yeah but I was at the airport and there was this guy that was easily 7 and
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  1/2t tall like so we're talking chewbaca he was a full full taller than the next
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  tallest person in this custom Cube it was the largest human being I've ever
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  seen don't say that very often no you don't and and it gives Credence to like
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  you know ancient myths where they thought they were giants if the odd
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  person grew to that size you'd be like yeah that's not a person that's another
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  thing entirely well now I think about it I actually probably see more midgets
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  than I do people that tall yeah same and I don't see that many midgets
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  no unfortunately so yeah had two Runnings in the one week yeah I mean I'm
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  going to see a griffin or a dragon or something next I'm sure of it well I
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  don't think it works like that yeah I'm just seeing all these are
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  real all right settle down Rain on My Parade sorry someone's got to just bring
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  you back in a little bit well are you going to tell me that robots that learn
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  to speak their own language are not real either this is real but this is
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  frightening as hell yeah yeah same as Griffins and this is Facebook Facebook
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  need to cut this [ __ ] out yeah Facebook is starting to scare me if this is what
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  they're doing if this is what Facebook are working on it's like I don't see how
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  this works with Facebook so you've obviously doing other [ __ ] why are you
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  creating robots that are teaching themselves new languages who's the guy
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  who owns Tesla um Elon Musk El musk yep evidently him and Mark Zuckerberg having
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  a bit of a fight over artificial intelligence all right that's musk is
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  going stay the hell away from it well I'm on Elon musk's side here to honest
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  cuz I think Mark Zuckerberg is creating a monster I mean according to this
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  article they're developing an AI uh and they program it to uh to use English uh
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  I mean I don't know in what capacity using English uh and not some kind of
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  computer language but I'll let that go but uh apparently it decided that
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  English was uh too limiting and so it created its own new language uh at which
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  case all the researchers went no we should kill this it actually does make a
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  little bit of sense for it to to do it um cuz it's it's not when it's talking
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  to humans it's when it's talking to another
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  Ai and it is faster just to get rid of a
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  lot of our words but yeah that we don't want it to do that
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  cuz then we don't know what the hell it's talking about yeah cuz that's
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  that's exactly right that's exactly what I'm thinking is that robots are going to
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  be talking about us behind our backs yep it's like when people go to a
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  hairdresser yeah sure nail salons I don't know you see it in sitcoms you
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  know uh a guy I used to work with his dad was a computer programmer in the uh
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  the late 80s and early 90s right and uh he was at home once and his dad came
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  home from work and said to him oh Ben uh you'll never guess what happened today I
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  got uh two computers to talk to one another and Ben was just flabbergasted
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  and just said what did they [Laughter]
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  say now a lot of people listening may not understand why why two computers
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  talking to each other would have been a big thing back then true true this is
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  back before internet that's that's right absolutely if you can imagine such a
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  thing like my niece and nephew will won't know what a floppy disc is no no
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  that's right I don't even think they they've ever used discs in a computer
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  well that's right they they might not even know what a CD is but here's the
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  thing so I got told I think I've said this on the podcast before but I got
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  told by a young social media star uh that was appearing in a series that I
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  did that you could tell an old man wrote the script the old man being me um
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  because I use the phrase online and apparently they don't say online because
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  everything's just online there's no offline stuff what is it then that just
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  is just is that's how it yeah yeah I can sort of see that but it's like there's
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  no such thing as like online dating or online shopping because
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  that's just how you date and Shop Etc I felt really old the other day I was
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  playing a game um with Hannah and um some friends around her age yeah and um
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  we're playing it's a spaceship game and I made a joke like keep firing
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  [ __ ] where's that from space pools yep yeah everybody just looked at me
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  with blank faces going what are youing talking about and I oh God no
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  yeah like everyone just gave me the strangest look and I it's space pools
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  there what's that oh God all right so the other day I had to produce an online
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  video that was uh explaining the meanings behind Millennial speak right
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  uh but I had to Google almost every single one of these uh to find out what
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  they actually mean and I'm going to go through the list now and see if you know
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  some of them are easy some of them are not so easy okay okay so the first one
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  is fomo you know what fomo is no fomo is fear of missing out so
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  like if all your friends are out and you're not you've got fomo no I I just
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  don't go out anymore and I like it like
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  that right here's the next one bougie b
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  o u j e e bgie bie no no never heard
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  that either apparently it it means rich Elite and bossy right so the only thing
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  I can think of is that this is actually a millennial appropriation of the word
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  Bourgeois which also means rich and Elite so yeah I mean I CU that doesn't
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  doesn't sound like anything no like it's I I don't I don't know how I feel about
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  this because on one hand right on one hand I'm kind of I'm touched the younger
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  generation like referencing kind of leninist Marxist theory here when
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  referring to the social Elite of our say whoever the [ __ ] that is right but also
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  why do you have to cut it down to a word like bie like [ __ ] off if it is the same
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  word it's like same number of syllables it's not like it exactly you making say
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  it any faster so the next one is TBH that one I knew to be honest that's
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  right next one that I only leared just
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  recently mhm mhm next one is on fleek
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  and Fleek is spelled f l e e k if something's on fleek you know what that
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  is just means it's it's cool or something yeah apparently it's it means it's
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  perfect apparently also the phrasing
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  started specifically to eyebrows and now just you can use it in any context yeah
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  and knew I knew people tend to use a lot with makeup I believe right okay makeup
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  your makeups on fleek yeah right oh now this
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  one I I I I can't even I don't have you ever heard someone use the phrase to
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  throw shade or have you have you ever thrown shade on someone yes but the only
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  reason I know to throw shade is from rupa's drag
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  race right okay I've heard it used on there and they use it to kind of uh like
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  to diss someone right yeah yeah see I would have thought getting shade thrown
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  on you was nice like if it's a hot day and somebody throws shade on me I'm
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  enjoying that I'm enjoying the shade yeah but no no that's sort of like to
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  diss someone and make fun of them a little bit yeah yeah uh and the last one
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  is goat so if I said to you uh this podcast multile nerdgasm is
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  goat do you know what that means no no I
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  I didn't either no like nothing okay goat stands for greatest of all
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  time no no sorry you can go around just
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  saying things a goat now if they're if they're really good and uh there you go
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  so assuming that we don't have any Millennials listening to this podcast I
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  mean I'm assuming it's it's a whole a lot of like pre middle-aged people like
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  us right I don't when does Millennial St start and stop I don't know I don't know
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  but it's got to gone from like teens to like mid to late 20s I I think once
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  you're in your 30s cuz I I do actually think some of our listeners May fall
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  into that car category but they're not dicks yeah which is good that's how
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  that's how I like to judge people are you a dick yes no if you're a dick I
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  don't like it if you're not a dick you're cool with me yeah I think that's
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  a pretty good metric now people who are dicks are the people
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  who find this 5-year-old girl this is
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  almost so adorable that it's it would be
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  funny if it wasn't so tragic
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  like it's just a little girl 5-year-old making a lemonade stand like I've never
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  done it personally but I've heard lots of people have tried to do it yeah
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  exactly right and it's it's an institution right kids making an
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  Lemonade Stand now you're right I never did one either because I think if you
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  did it in our neighborhood I don't know bad things would happen to
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  you but yeah so she just started it up and then what happened she was just
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  approached by law enforcement went can I see your license yeah the shut her down
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  and gave her a $246 fine that's a it's a bit ridiculous
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  yeah this is in England it's actually 150 fine and that's what it works out as
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  so this girl uh there was a school fate at her school and she was there with her
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  mom and she saw that all of you know these little stalls were selling things
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  and she said I want to make a stall and her mom said well you could set up a
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  little lemonade stall outside our house and there was actually a weekend where
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  there was a music festival just down the street so she set up she made homemade
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  lemonade she sted up I think she charged 10 or something for a for a glass of
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  lemonade 50p there you go she charged 50p um and she was actually doing it's
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  not really going to be making a lot of money or anything but for a 5-year-old
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  she was doing quite good business you know what I mean um I'm trying to see
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  here if it says the what she uh what she made out of it but I mean it was right
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  next to uh right next to a you know an outdoor Festival so I reckon people
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  might have been gettings a glass of lemonade uh 30 minutes it uh it was up
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  before three cops approached her asked to see her permit uh when she said she
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  didn't know what that was uh they booked her and they wrote her a ticket for 150
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  fine for uh operating a business without a license look I could see if they wanted
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  her to stop just going like go back inside you can't do this like that's
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  calling her mom out and going hey it's really cute but
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  actually businesses are complaining you know we can't be doing this but you know
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  take it in yeah but not just there's no need to ride a tiet muscle the girl
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  straight to her 5-year-old face ride her a
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  ticket how tough do you think these guys felt after doing this to a 5-year-old
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  girl because evidently her reaction was to burst into tears and run inside
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  saying mommy mommy what does this mean why do I have to stop the police say I
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  can't have my lemonade store which that's a pretty that's how a
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  5-year-old would react yeah that's how I'd react to the police shut down my
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  business now they have cancelled the fine have they okay that's good to know
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  yes so they canceled it and they've gone and they even said like we expect our
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  Law Enforcement Officers to show common sense and you said power sensibly this
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  clearly did not happen so even the council wasn't on their side
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  that's that's good to know actually that they're like okay fine smartass yes
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  technically it's illegal was five like if this had have been like a teenager
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  young adult doing it yeah I could see it being shut down
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  because they are sort of just trying to make money off a music festival and but
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  yeah this is just a 5-year-old go of eliminates Dan let let her do a thing
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  yeah that's right yeah cuz now she's going to be afraid to do try anything
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  ever again yeah that's right because I mean let's be honest like we all knew
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  about lemonade stands how many of us actually got off our ass and did it not
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  many of us requires like effort yeah I didn't do anything
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  entrepreneurial no I I I did for a little bit in Primary School oh yeah
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  what was that I had a business selling lollies oh
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  okay so I would go to the shops walk past my school walk down to C par shops
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  every morning and stock up on lollies and then I would sell them when I got to
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  school making a little bit of profit yeah that's not a lot but enough
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  that I could go down the next day buy some more stock and buy some stuff for
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  me I I hope she comes up with another idea or maybe they come out and go look
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  let let her know that she can do it yeah that's right don't just apologize and
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  cancel a fine come back and go we'll help you set up for a day well here's
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  the thing yes that would be that would be a nice to do and in fact if they
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  really wanted to they they could you know give a shout out in the local paper
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  or something so a lot of people turned up and you know she had a lot of
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  business that day that'd be really nice yeah but I wonder if there's some kind
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  of Double Jeopardy that can work here right where is it she's been
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  fined for illegally operating a business without a license and then that has been
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  revoked so I wonder whether she's now
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  got cut blanch to kind of of set up a
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  company just anything yeah that's right yeah so she's got some kind of software
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  piracy company going on outside the house and the police are powerless to do
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  it because she's already been pardoned well I don't think I don't she
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  hasn't quite been part I think they've just canceled the f I think there's a
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  difference sure yeah you're probably right I don't think she should set up
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  the new pirate bay outside house there you go again raining on My Parade
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  well someone's going Matt's not here yeah that's right it's true no voice oh
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  Matt's not here everyone yeah mat in case you had notic Martha's Vineyard this week or
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  somewhere I said he needs to stop going to new states have you noticed that
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  every state he goes to now it becomes his favorite state yeah maybe we'll stop
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  hearing about Texas for a while and uh and we'll just hear about Vermont
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  instead I do like their covered bridges Vermont seems to me like the kind of
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  place that would do really good jams you know does seem like that type of place
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  preserves yeah with like little cloth Lids on the jars maybe we should go to Vermont I
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  could I felt I actually felt like a jam sandwich today oh yeah yeah I I do like
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  jam didn't didn't have one cuz um bread tries to kill me these days but I felt
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  like one ah mhm mhm well I'll do it to you there's no dick news today as far as
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  I can tell but there is some vagina news now we don't have a jingle for
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  vagina news because for some reason vagina news comes up far less frequently
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  than dick news well it's because guys are much more happy to show
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  their dick yeah that's true and send pictures of their dick to everyone
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  whereas the girls not so much the other way it's like pulling
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  teeth well as think no one wants to see a dick pick yeah I guess no one have you
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  ever been sent an unsolicited vagina pick no no neither of I no I don't think
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  anyone's been sent one hint [ __ ] on
• 25:58
  Snapchat or just Dan multipler gm.com
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  uh if you want go for it go for your
• 26:05
  life so what's happened with the vagina uh this is a woman who uh scanned her
• 26:12
  vagina and then uh used the scan to 3D print a kayak and she is now sailing
• 26:19
  around the world sailing rowing around the world in a kayak that is a giant uh
• 26:26
  yet exact Recreation of her own
• 26:29
  vagina any reason uh there's a quote here that just says I want my vagina to
• 26:36
  travel around the world which I would argue if she herself just traveled the
• 26:42
  vagina would also would go go go along with her and there's no need to
• 26:48
  yeah
• 26:51
  yeah okay yeah maybe if she comes down to Australia at any stage I might go out
• 26:57
  and try and see her
• 27:01
  vagina yeah yeah well uh if you're listening I'm trying to find your name
• 27:06
  here uh Mei igarashi megumi I'm going to call you
• 27:13
  Meg me y uh when you uh when you sell
• 27:16
  past Australia uh well Luke lives in in
• 27:20
  a landlocked in land City uh call CRA but no if she lets me know I I'll travel
• 27:26
  up River river that that goes from the coast all the way into CRA that she
• 27:31
  could I don't think there is I don't think there is either no no okay if you're sailing
• 27:36
  past [ __ ] Port anywhere on the East Coast anywhere on the East Coast the
• 27:40
  east coast is very very big let's say the east coast of New South Wales yeah
• 27:45
  of central New South Wales uh then uh just write in podcast at multiple
• 27:50
  nerdgasm tocom M nerdgasm on Twitter or multim gasm on all other social media
• 27:55
  let us know and Luke might pop out and say hi um so I've just glanced further down
• 28:02
  this uh this article and I've just noticed the phrase by the time she was
• 28:06
  arrested and so now I have to now I have
• 28:09
  to go back okay okay let's what is this
• 28:13
  Mami gashi took the Internet by storm when she was arrested for Distributing 3D printable
• 28:20
  files of boats molded off a vagina wait that's
• 28:25
  illegal oh okay so here okay she 3D
• 28:30
  printed life siiz I.E small
• 28:35
  boats based off a vagina and was selling them on the Internet to raise money to
• 28:42
  print the giant one in which she's now sailing around the world but she spent 5
• 28:48
  days in jail what was the what was she doing that was illegal I don't know but
• 28:55
  she does live in Japan and they do have some weird laws there yeah their laws
• 29:02
  are very strange yeah like you're never going to watch Japanese porn no oh God no but
• 29:08
  yeah I know I just find it very strange so she was selling cuz they've got the dick
• 29:12
  Festival over there they do have a dick festival and yet you're not allowed to
• 29:16
  show dicks in porn they're just erect dicks right but why would you show fled dicks in
• 29:23
  porn I'll say what the law is okay fair enough but yeah so yeah I
• 29:29
  really want to know what she was arrested for it just seems weird Meg can
• 29:33
  you when you R in to let me know when you're coming past new P can you also
• 29:36
  let us know what you were arrested for yeah because it's going to either
• 29:41
  be that it's illegal to distribute likenesses of your vagina or
• 29:48
  any vagina in Japan but that seems like a stretch right maybe maybe this goes back to the
• 29:55
  lemonade store and she was just doing it unlicensed although does everyone with
• 29:59
  an Etsy store have a license I think it depends on the type of business you're
• 30:05
  doing like if you're selling one or two things no but if you're
• 30:10
  selling um a lot then yes you should be paying tax on that mhm
• 30:16
  okay it's like people with eBay stores like if you us selling the
• 30:23
  occasional thing on there that's nothing but if we're selling 20 $40,000 worth of
• 30:29
  stuff every month that's a business yeah sure but I don't know that she sold that
• 30:36
  many of her vagina she'd almost got $10,000 that seems like a
• 30:42
  lot yeah I guess so but uh she blew it all on one really big
• 30:49
  vagina so to speak so to speak yeah so I don't know if we'll ever get a vagina
• 30:55
  news theme well Matt's away today so I'm going to
• 31:01
  be editing this week's podcast so I'll see if I can come up with something some
• 31:05
  kind of vagina news because I do think it it has come up a few times yeah you
• 31:10
  know and it may very well come up again in fact I hope it do it should come up
• 31:14
  more we're in equal opportunities podcast here we can uh report the news
• 31:18
  on genitals of all
• 31:22
  Sexes vagina yep so the people out there
• 31:28
  sending in dick news s of vagina News podcast at
• 31:32
  m.com did you ever play the new Mass
• 31:35
  Effect look I played it uh and I got
• 31:40
  onto that first planet and I went underground and I chased people around
• 31:47
  and I I came back out and I set up a little thing and then I was like if the
• 31:52
  rest of the game is also this I'm already bored so I never played it again
• 31:58
  I was just I was very upset by that game I I finished it like because you do I
• 32:04
  that's what I do but I don't know what I felt could have made that game a lot
• 32:08
  better was when you were out colonizing worlds if you saw the world build up
• 32:12
  around you and stuff mhm instead of hey we've just got a base here now and then
• 32:18
  that's it yeah I think it'd be cool if you saw it sort of grow and more people
• 32:23
  Rock up and things happen I think that's what that game was missing among other
• 32:27
  things but yes yes well yeah it was just uh it was just unrewarding all
• 32:34
  around not just for a not just for the players no well the BioWare boss um
• 32:40
  Aaron Flynn he um he's quit yeah this can't be a coincidence
• 32:46
  right uh no I don't think it can be it has to be because it's also the guy
• 32:51
  who's replacing him mhm um is the guy who left the company
• 32:57
  back in 2014 oh okay he worked on the original mass games so uh so he's coming
• 33:03
  back so it really has to be a I screwed up okay so we we basically can blame
• 33:09
  Aaron Flynn for this game I think so yeah okay well that's great because I
• 33:16
  mean it was a gargantuan flop I mean for something like Mass Effect especially
• 33:20
  Mass Effect 2 like is is universally acclaimed right like
• 33:25
  everyone still loved Mass Effect 3 except for ending yeah but then they
• 33:29
  fixed that so if you didn't play it straight away you got a perfectly good
• 33:35
  ending but yeah like all they had to do they they the game didn't even look as
• 33:40
  nice as Mass Effect 3 did yeah it's true yeah it's very true and it was on a new
• 33:45
  console and yeah they really just screwed it yeah and the game play was
• 33:49
  like back to the Mass Effect one driving little cars around and I don't know why
• 33:54
  they enjoy that really yeah I en always enjoy driving the car
• 34:00
  around I just I just wanted to get there talk to people convince aliens to have sex with
• 34:07
  me well that's I think it would have been better if you were driving that car
• 34:10
  around for a reason and you were like discovering parts and if you have sex in
• 34:15
  the car you could stop you can let an alien in and [ __ ] it in your car I'm
• 34:21
  thinking more about exploring and going oh here's a mine we'll set up a mine
• 34:25
  here and we'll set up a farm here like stuff that you would have to do if
• 34:29
  you're colonizing a planet not just go uh there we'll land there yeah all
• 34:35
  right um I'm off to find another planet for us yeah yeah um did you build
• 34:41
  relationships and and have all those experiences like in the previous games
• 34:46
  in this one because no like I know you can but yeah I never actually got it on
• 34:52
  with anyone yeah that's disappoint oh trying to Irish girl who flies a ship oh yeah
• 34:59
  yeah what the the highly religious one yes wow you chose a real tough one I
• 35:04
  mean you yeah you had the difficulty level set to hard that's for sure I said
• 35:09
  one thing wrong and we're now friends
• 35:12
  right you got friends owned y yeah I'm still waiting they should be some DLC
• 35:19
  coming out for it but are they going to
• 35:22
  bother I'd be surprised if they wouldn't
• 35:26
  because I think there was like a a DLC pack you could buy when it first
• 35:33
  came out like the yeah there was I believe standard yeah deluxe edition or
• 35:37
  something so I'd be surprised if it does it's still going to be extra cash for
• 35:40
  them yeah cuz I would buy it yeah I guess so and people are still playing this
• 35:46
  multiplayer which I still never understood multiplayer for the Mass
• 35:50
  Effect games come on no I don't know you never know I mean maybe they'll release
• 35:55
  some kind of DLC for it that makes worth playing the game I I famously said on
• 35:59
  this podcast before that the DLC for BioShock Infinite was better than the actual
• 36:05
  game that was I only just played that recently good is it yeah I never played
• 36:10
  it the first time can great it's great you're running around with Elizabeth and
• 36:15
  yeah bioshock's just a great game all around even infinite I like oh I loved
• 36:20
  it I I loved it too I mean it's certainly had its limitations and I I
• 36:23
  wasn't I wasn't a huge fan of uh the combat or of having a zip around on that
• 36:28
  little hook but uh the story was just so engaging I mean we should dig out that
• 36:34
  quote Dave uh said back when he was on the podcast about uh about reasons he
• 36:40
  struggled with the story you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the
• 36:43
  fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter cuz I cuz I re-released him on
• 36:49
  the Xbox one I played through and moral again and two two was a great game and I
• 36:54
  don't think I realized at the first time playing it well I skipped two played
• 36:58
  that third so I I played the first one and then I was late to the party so the
• 37:02
  third one was coming out which is why I played the first one skipped straight to
• 37:06
  the third and then went and filled in the blanks with the second so yeah I
• 37:11
  think the second one when it came out I played through it and liked it but then
• 37:13
  when I went through and played it through the second time I went no this
• 37:16
  is a lot better than I remember but it's so similar to the first one I guess I
• 37:19
  could I could understand if somebody was disappointed with it because it didn't
• 37:23
  really do a whole lot new it was basically like oh you like the first
• 37:28
  game here's as many levels again yeah now I can see here you've been
• 37:34
  playing limbo again yeah I got nostalgic for limbo and uh and popped it on did
• 37:39
  you ever play limbo yes yeah um did the spiders used to scare you cuz let me
• 37:45
  tell you even when you know they're there they still scare the [ __ ] out of
• 37:48
  you it's a really creepy game sound design on this game honest to God
• 37:53
  deserves [ __ ] whatever Awards they give to sound designers for games
• 37:58
  because this so visceral [ __ ] creeps me out it's fun it's fun playing it
• 38:04
  again but even just the design of it like just the you could see the white of
• 38:07
  your eyes then everything's just like black and gray and
• 38:12
  yeah I might have to play that again there is an achievement I want to get in
• 38:16
  that I never will okay complete the game with only dying five times oh okay I
• 38:22
  guess you could do you'd have to play it through first and they try to remember
• 38:25
  where things were that killed you yeah you'd have to play all out but from what
• 38:28
  I've read and heard you basically you know the ending where you jump through
• 38:32
  the window mhm you basically need to have your lives for that part right yeah yeah
• 38:37
  yeah cuz how many times do you die there yeah that's right did you ever play
• 38:42
  braid yes braid was one of the other Indie ones that was out roughly the same
• 38:47
  time as limbo that I just really loved as well there was that was a great year
• 38:51
  for Indie Games there was those two I think Fez was out that same year do
• 38:55
  enjoy Indie Games me too it's just a shame we don't we don't get
• 39:00
  as many indie games on the Xbox as Matt does yeah that's right um because they
• 39:05
  just don't get released outside of America yeah he's in a good place which
• 39:08
  is so not fair I I want to play them and I do but I have to go out of my way to
• 39:14
  play them yeah well I picked limbo up just on Steam recently because I think
• 39:19
  it was $4.99 or something so Microsoft gave me my copy oh thanks Microsoft was
• 39:26
  nice of you every day again I just get a message on
• 39:30
  Xbox to go hey here's a code for a game I go okay we use
• 39:34
  this I stupidly bought a game on Steam last week that's uh Windows only so uh
• 39:40
  that that happened and I can't even give it away like I can't even gift it to you
• 39:44
  now can I no because you purchased it for you at that time so you it is yours
• 39:50
  and you will be able to play it the second you log on to any Windows machine yeah
• 39:56
  yeah I been playing pretty much nonstop
• 39:59
  for the last 4 days clicker Heroes
• 40:03
  clicker Heroes I am addicted to this game I just cannot stop playing it it's
• 40:09
  terrible mhm it's never sto before yeah but this is a game that to
• 40:15
  get all the achievements will take like 500 hours right um a whole bunch of
• 40:21
  little monsters including a sheep with
• 40:24
  horns and a Snowman
• 40:29
  yep okay and all you do is click a
• 40:33
  button to attack them mhm and then buy Heroes to attack them on your
• 40:39
  behalf and you keep leveling up and leveling up and leveling up that's the
• 40:44
  game right okay I'm
• 40:50
  um yeah I just cannot stop playing it and it's but it's a game where you can
• 40:54
  turn off do something else come back to it and your money builds up again
• 40:57
  so it's a lot of just idor time and yeah it's driving me crazy I
• 41:04
  spent last night I was up to 2:00 in the morning playing this
• 41:09
  game I'd watch an episode of Broad City played the game for half an hour
• 41:15
  watch another episode of Broad City I've never seen Broad
• 41:18
  City um it's different H I'm still don't know if I like it okay I always like
• 41:25
  that with glow but I think glow is good and want to start watching that
• 41:31
  soon yeah yeah I think you might like it actually if you tolerated orange as the
• 41:36
  New Black you'll tolerate the level of schz in this orange as the New Black I
• 41:41
  think is a great show except for the person who spased around I think if they
• 41:47
  took her out of it sure I think it'd be a better movie yeah look I started
• 41:52
  watching it when it first started and I thought it was okay but then it just got
• 41:56
  a little schaly for me and and I and I tuned out after the first series but um
• 42:00
  this one's got a little bit of schz but some cool stuff too so I advise you to
• 42:04
  check it out you you particular and I
• 42:06
  like it's Aubrey Brie Allison Brie yeah
• 42:12
  I do like her and it looks nothing like her you see more of her than I ever
• 42:15
  thought I'd see no I I think she is that type that will show a bit more she does
• 42:20
  I'm telling you she she has that girl next door look but then I think her
• 42:24
  personality is a bit more well I think that's kind of that is her character in
• 42:28
  the show actually so finny you should say that all right I'm going to I'm
• 42:32
  going to sit down and watch it then yeah you should you should yeah I've been
• 42:35
  trying because I'm got to wait because that'll be a show I watch with Hannah
• 42:38
  yeah yeah yeah yeah so I need to wait for Hannah to be ready and so she's just
• 42:41
  finished all her tests and study for you so maybe now the time
• 42:48
  yeah so by the time uh By the time uh she's ready to watch that she may also
• 42:54
  be ready to watch uh Justice League uh that comes out soon segue there I don't
• 43:00
  know if she has any intention to watch Justice League but uh uh she does but
• 43:05
  only for um Wonder Woman right yeah yeah
• 43:10
  fair fair uh she probably going to be the only good thing about it yeah only
• 43:15
  good well even in Batman v Superman she was the standout in that yeah I would
• 43:21
  agree with that I I thought both Batman and Superman were good in that movie
• 43:28
  uh just the movie around them wasn't very good the whole Martha thing oh God
• 43:33
  that was just lazy lazy writing yeah that that that was really bad and the
• 43:39
  the whole handling of Doomsday as well not Not only was that a wasted
• 43:44
  opportunity to later do you know a a
• 43:48
  good Death of Superman adaptation and used dday properly but it was
• 43:54
  just it is what it is yeah cuz they're still making money so so
• 44:01
  what's happening in the new one though apart from a terrible script and
• 44:06
  well you know they're uh they're going back and doing re-shoot and when I say
• 44:10
  they I mean uh Jos Weeden right yeah he's doing re-shoot um
• 44:16
  apparently he's doing so much of the film over again that he might actually
• 44:22
  get the directed Buy credit on this oh wow over Zack Snider although I tend to
• 44:28
  think he maybe he'll op to share the title I think he probably would share
• 44:33
  especially for the reason Zack stepped out exactly right it's it's come pretty
• 44:37
  late you know the all the marketing's already done for this and everyone's
• 44:41
  moved on to other jobs specifically Henry cavl has moved on to uh Mission
• 44:46
  Impossible 20 or whatever they're up to
• 44:49
  mhm uh and uh for that film uh he has a big [ __ ] off mustache that he is
• 44:56
  contractually
• 45:57
  so I mean I don't know whether it's just always going to look like Superman's got
• 45:59
  a fat lip probably would be something if you didn't know about it you probably
• 46:02
  wouldn't notice it yeah but we know about it now but we know now so it's going to be right
• 46:07
  there you know that Caesar Romero had a
• 46:11
  mustache for every episode of Batman the original series as he played The Joker
• 46:17
  and listeners if you don't believe me go back and watch it they just paint makeup
• 46:23
  over it have you seen the Lego version of him no he has a little mustache what
• 46:30
  yeah oh my God that's amazing that is
• 46:35
  that is amazing I think I think that's really nice touch yeah that is that's
• 46:39
  great cuz I also did find it funny that that's how he just played the character
• 46:43
  just yeah not shaving it just pain over it P over it I want to go back and watch
• 46:47
  all of the old Batman shows yeah I've uh I've thought about doing that too like
• 46:52
  I've seen the movie a few times over the years especially that bit where it's
• 46:55
  just I will bash him brutally I love that so much I bash him but I don't
• 47:01
  think I actually saw a lot of the television show but that I can remember
• 47:06
  I remember it being on and I can remember the end of it like tune on next
• 47:10
  time and but I don't think I remember many of the episodes yeah I I think
• 47:14
  there's a lot of them too right I mean this is this is back when something used
• 47:17
  to be on twice a week and uh and there was just endless episodes of it yeah um
• 47:23
  but obviously when we were kids it was only on as a rerun and I think think it
• 47:27
  was on quite sporadically I remember sometimes it would just come on in the
• 47:30
  afternoon and it was like I'd won the lottery yeah you used to suck being a
• 47:34
  kid kids now can just literally type [ __ ] into the internet or as they call
• 47:38
  it just the world they just type stuff into the world yeah like people don't
• 47:44
  have to worry about tuning in to watch anything on television anymore see how
• 47:48
  many episodes were there there was Game of Thrones Game of Thrones is literally
• 47:52
  the only show I still watch episodically and I only do that because I don't want
• 47:57
  the internet to ruin it for me before I had a chance to see it yeah which is fair enough
• 48:03
  yeah and um I'm also all for that because you're standing by the rule of
• 48:07
  if you want to watch it you make time to go and see it yeah that's right yep like
• 48:13
  but you can't complain after two weeks after a week of Game of Thrones being
• 48:17
  out You' had your choice um oh yes so I'm even having a look at um the Batman
• 48:23
  television show they used to the first episode was on the 12th of J 1966 and
• 48:29
  the second one came out the 13th of Jan so they used to have two episodes a week
• 48:33
  right oh hence same bad time same bad Channel basically you tuned in the next
• 48:38
  day to see what happened yeah that's pretty cool yeah and I've
• 48:44
  I've kind of caught bits of it just through popular culture over the years
• 48:48
  it really makes me want to go back and watch it like a different bad guy in
• 48:53
  every episode you know like do you happen to remember Bookworm Bookworm R
• 48:59
  it rings a bell Rody McDow who played Dr Zas in Planet of the Apes uh in a giant
• 49:05
  book costume yes yes just looked terrible
• 49:10
  yeah yeah yeah like I mean what can you do with it you know what I mean um it's
• 49:16
  just occurred to me that I said Dr Z of course I mean Cornelius okay so stop
• 49:19
  writing your [ __ ] letters everyone stop it but that's the thing I
• 49:24
  liked with all B from what I've sayen it like it was just it was what it was yeah
• 49:29
  yeah that's right yeah and in some ways I kind of wish they do another Batman
• 49:36
  like that it' be better than the Batman we've got now
• 49:42
  unfortunately yeah I'm sorry to say I actually I honestly thought
• 49:47
  um Affleck was going to be an okay Batman I think affle is an okay Batman I
• 49:53
  think I just don't think he's been given anything to work with
• 49:57
  yeah exactly right and I think maybe if they' let him write the script and
• 50:01
  direct the film that he was going to because I love the films that affle
• 50:04
  directs like I'm actually very scared for the stand alone Batman movie yeah I
• 50:09
  know cuz remember asle went like if it's good I'll direct it then he went I'm not
• 50:14
  directing it but I'll write it and now he hasn't even written it yeah and then
• 50:18
  there was a rumor he didn't even want to do it I don't blame you for wanting to
• 50:23
  get out yeah I know I know I mean it's there a lot lot of pressure though to
• 50:28
  get this right like this also stops him from doing anything
• 50:32
  else yeah well that's true but I what else you going to do [ __ ] Batman what
• 50:36
  would you prioritize excuse me what would you prioritize over Batman um well this Batman
• 50:43
  anything I don't know man maybe probably contracted for at least another two
• 50:48
  movies if not three or four mhm and that's going to take him out of time for
• 50:54
  like 6 months a year for of them with all the advertising and everything and
• 51:00
  that could be the time he could spent writing and directing a movie he
• 51:03
  actually likes at least it's going to be better than
• 51:06
  Aquaman mate Aquaman looks ridiculous in the Justice League I I can't imagine
• 51:12
  seeing a whole movie of that too because I have a feeling I'm going to cringe
• 51:14
  anytime he's on screen I would be happier with the bright orange
• 51:19
  suit yeah and I don't know about Jason M Mo man I mean look you know I'm I'm a
• 51:24
  fan of Game of Thrones you know and the half season of that he was in he was
• 51:28
  fine but I mean from a yeah like he wasn't actually in it very long was he
• 51:32
  no and I think he's probably still better known for Baywatch than anything
• 51:35
  else no I actually honestly think he's there because of Game of Thrones
• 51:39
  yeah and that's a not a good reason to put someone in a
• 51:44
  movie no that's right but cyborg looks
• 51:47
  terrible oh yeah cyborg looks real bad feel bad The Flash I actually don't know
• 51:53
  why they didn't use the flash from the television show yeah I mean it it would
• 51:57
  make sense right if they're trying to create this extended universe that their
• 52:00
  TV would cross over with the films but not so much cuz I know the Marvel one
• 52:06
  does yeah they're having like the Defenders and then yeah but Agent Carter
• 52:10
  and the Agents of Shield and they're all the same yeah like it's all there's
• 52:14
  consistency there but with DC they've gone no cuz even if you look at the two
• 52:20
  flashes they're pretty much the same character well we'll see to me they look
• 52:25
  similar oh look I'm just disappointed that my favorite character from the
• 52:28
  Justice League is not in this and that is Martian Manhunter or is he well if he
• 52:34
  is I'll eat my hat but I'm pretty sure he
• 52:39
  isn't well if they are sticking with the
• 52:43
  oh no there are aliens so yeah yeah there are I was about to say
• 52:49
  if they're sticking with the whole series seeing there won't be aliens in
• 52:51
  it but then I remembered Superman yeah it's not that
• 52:55
  serious plus I mean there we've already seen in Batman's flashbacks or Flash
• 53:00
  forwards or dreams or whatever they are that there's whatever that insect people
• 53:05
  in the desert in the future so why did they not explain whatever the hell that
• 53:09
  was I don't know [ __ ] I want to watch that again I I've almost got to remind
• 53:14
  myself how bad it was like just yeah in the middle of the
• 53:18
  thing there's a sort of weird flashback or was it a dream or we'll never know or
• 53:24
  maybe we will maybe that's what the justice League movie is it's such a
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  shame cuz I do like Batman yeah me too I know it seems like I don't no and I like
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  Superman too I just don't think they've done a good Superman movie since like
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  1979 and that was back when he was it was sort of the the
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  camp sort of sort of serious sort of not one yeah yeah that's right Superman 2
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  was a little more serious but yeah it's still they were still having fun with it
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  back then yeah that's what I keep saying like DC they're missing the fun let's
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  talk about something fun do you want to talk about uh the fact that Chewy's wife
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  might be new Star Wars what's her name I can't remember her name I know I can't
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  remember either but I assumed that you would remember it starts with the w I
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  know his son's lumpy malatak malatak yeah and I think he calls him Mala yeah
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  cuz lumpy was actually low back chac so everybody had to have a weird end to it
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  yes if you don't know we know about Chewy's wife because of a little thing
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  called Star Wars holiday special that um greatest thing ever everyone should
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  watch it people will try to tell you doesn't exist but it does there is a
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  frame from the new Han Solo solo movie
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  that possibly eludes to chew's wife yeah and it's sort of like it's a bit of a
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  spoiler for Ron how to sort of put out there yeah maybe although you know I
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  mean this is a about a young hand solo so you assume that maybe a young
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  chewbaca will make an appearance well no I was expecting chewaka but yeah sort to
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  have his wife on there and if you do cu the reason why it doesn't really look
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  like it would be his wife so if you can see two two characters that probably
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  look Wy like and then you also got chewbaca just standing behind him yeah
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  think about that fotot the entire time that chewy is seen in any of the films
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  prequels original trilogy and and the
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  new ones he's got a wife just sitting at home on kashik waiting for him to come
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  home go do you know what [ __ ] time it is shaca well the way the story used to
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  happen originally was Han joyed the
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  Imperial Navy as a pilot right he saw a captain or Lieutenant beating this
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  Wookie so hard he was going to kill it and that's where Han Ste in to save
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  Chewbacca's life and that's where Han ends up getting kicked out of the Navy
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  and Chewbacca gave a life debt to her okay and that's how that sort of all
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  happened right don't know how that works now yeah cuz I'd say that's possibly
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  slips into Legend now and they reserve the right to come up with something
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  new cuz that was yeah the re yeah cuz Han grew up sort of around P Pirates and
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  stuff and he learned to speak W from the ship's cook right and that's where he
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  sort of got along well with Wookies and yeah then he grew up join the Navy and
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  yeah that's I like that story it makes sense to me I don't know what they're
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  doing there I love how it's the Navy not the Air Force I know they're ships they're space
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  ships but why aren't they the Air Force well they're not really flying in
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  air they're not on water well they're not in the air you'd
• 56:51
  have to think of a whole new name for them fine like the Air Force would be if
• 56:55
  they The Garrison flying on the planets sure that would they'd have the Air
• 56:59
  Force there but then yeah they're out in space s of they're the Navy cuz that's
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  no why are they the Navy that's it doesn't make any sense even if you look
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  at our navies on earth right yes on on the planet Earth go on on the planet
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  Earth the ship the planes that fly off the aircraft carriers they're actually
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  still part of the Navy yes and the ones on land are the Air Force so they've
• 57:25
  just taken that why are foot soldiers now called marines when Marine literally
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  means from the ocean I I don't know [ __ ] but I think they've just taken
• 57:37
  the whole thing Tak taken over everything land has become the a planet
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  and space has become the sea so it's sort of the same okay I'm making it up I
• 57:48
  have no idea you know cuz this oh [ __ ] we're getting close to buying tickets
• 57:52
  for um episode 8 [ __ ] yeah man they will go on sale soon and that'll be a
• 57:59
  midnight screening oh yeah yeah yeah my
• 58:03
  goal will be to get invited to a Disney screening which are only on the day
• 58:09
  before yeah you cuz they don't want anything to get out but still there's a
• 58:13
  chance now I did go to the premiere the Disney Premiere last time but it was the
• 58:17
  the one that was open to the media and stuff like that so I saw it as it came
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  out but not not before not four this time I want to go to midnight
• 58:29
  screening I also want to go to the cinema that costs three times as much so
• 58:33
  I don't have to sit next to people good point good point I want the recliner
• 58:37
  chair I want them to bring me drinks as I'm watching it cuz that's the one thing
• 58:40
  I hate about going to the movies now sitting next to people I know like
• 58:43
  sitting next to Hannah is is great no I love that but sitting next to other
• 58:47
  people disclaimer but I'm sure you're the same oh I absolutely am the same I
• 58:52
  mean I was in Dunkirk last week and the woman next to just kept checking her
• 58:55
  phone and I I bit my tongue but I wanted to just be like the [ __ ] is wrong with
• 59:01
  you at least that's why I've got my watch I can just check on my watch now I
• 59:05
  may not be allowed into your house again so you're getting the Google Glass go
• 59:09
  glass is back for Christ sake everyone thought it went away but no it is back
• 59:14
  what's happened why why are they thinking that this is now a good idea
• 59:18
  again um I think they're starting to find a market for it right um they St to
• 59:25
  go for businesses and stuff but they've got a the new version of it has a better
• 59:31
  camera in it and this is what I really want is not going to help me letting you
• 59:35
  into my house man well the reason I want one now is
• 59:40
  for when I travel when I've got the walking stick it's actually hard to stop
• 59:45
  and take a photo okay sure so what I want to use it for is when I'm walking
• 59:50
  around I can just use the glasses to take a photo without having to stop and
• 59:55
  find somewhere to put the walking seek and then get my phone or camera out so
• 59:58
  that's why I want I'll give you that I'll give you
• 1:00:02
  that so they're back I just need to work out where to get a couple of thousand dollar for
• 1:00:08
  from I'll say this they're less ridiculous than the the Snapchat specs
• 1:00:13
  which are basically the same thing and you know I I know somebody who has these
• 1:00:17
  and not only are they the most ridiculous looking glasses that you can
• 1:00:20
  buy but they've also got this big kind of LED display that
• 1:00:26
  shows when you're being filmed so that you can't film someone without them
• 1:00:30
  knowing so it's it's pretty ridiculous to look up and see someone just staring
• 1:00:33
  at you with ridiculous glasses while these little LED circles go around in
• 1:00:38
  the circle yeah like um if people were going to film you without knowing they
• 1:00:43
  wouldn't be buying these there are other things out there that they can get but
• 1:00:48
  no this is they've got now they've got an 8
• 1:00:52
  megabyte uh pixel camera oh okay so that's good enough that I could use now
• 1:00:59
  so I won't be as good as my phone but I think it'll still be good enough to use
• 1:01:02
  and I can get some nice shots with it
• 1:01:07
  yeah okay I will so I will still need to
• 1:01:12
  have that the front of your house yeah or you're just not allowed your walking
• 1:01:17
  stick in my house so that you're free to take pictures with your hands that that
• 1:01:21
  would be fair okay what color should I get thinking blue they going to do the
• 1:01:26
  thing that they talked about where they were going to be designers designing the
• 1:01:29
  different frames or is it just the the metal pair with the the clear glass and
• 1:01:34
  then that little box sticking out the ones I'm looking at now don't even have
• 1:01:39
  like the lenses anymore oh right it's just like a frame so it sits there and
• 1:01:43
  then the little boxing that you look at huh so they're getting they're sort of
• 1:01:48
  streamlining it a bit more they actually need to work out how to claim them as a
• 1:01:52
  tax deduction you know what it looks like now it looks like uh
• 1:01:56
  the one of those laser tag things that we used to have when we were kids lock
• 1:02:00
  on lock on exactly God lock on was fun yeah it was really fun pretty much what
• 1:02:05
  lock on is is laser tag yeah but you could play at home yeah or in the case
• 1:02:10
  of us we could play at Kemp's house in the bush when the can you buy them
• 1:02:16
  anymore oh I can found one gun well have
• 1:02:21
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