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Episode 45: Magic Mics · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The plays in Confused. Podcast is rated M for marijuana
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  Speaker 1: no miners. But your audience is only that seems like
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  Speaker 1: a drag, doesn't it. Wearing ear plugs, Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do that. Who wants to wear earplugs?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: People wear earplugs a lot now though, Like you go
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  Speaker 1: to a concert, you see a lot of people that
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  Speaker 1: haven't popped in. I guess we care about our ear
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  Speaker 1: health now, care about everything now? Yeah, bikers wear your plugs?
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  Speaker 3: Now? Do you wear your You rode your bike here,
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  Speaker 3: did you? I did not wear your plugs, but I
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  Speaker 3: have some in my pocket. Yeah, but I have a
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  Speaker 3: helmet that has a noise canceling and we mean like
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  Speaker 3: a real but we mean a motorcycle, not a bicycle.
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  Speaker 1: Bicycle. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Its name is Richard Stinger. Oh you can call it
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  Speaker 3: Dick for short. I wrote Dick for forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes people read Dick with me, but I could write
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  Speaker 3: Dick for hours.
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  Speaker 1: I used to think that I wanted a motorcycle, and
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  Speaker 1: now the older I get, I don't think I want
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  Speaker 1: a motorcycle anymore. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm forty six years old, and this is the
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  Speaker 3: first motorcycle I've had since I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, and you know why, because this summer
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  Speaker 3: after I just beat a really bad disease and almost died,
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  Speaker 3: and so this summer I got this thing in my
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  Speaker 3: head where I wanted to learn how to build a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 3: So I actually built my motorcycle. Who yeah, with my
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  Speaker 3: own hands over the course of the summer. Oh good
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  Speaker 3: for you, man. And so it takes on a different
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  Speaker 3: meaning for you when you're riding something that you.
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  Speaker 1: How many YouTube videos did you watch to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to build a bike? Like? Many?
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  Speaker 3: Many many? Hammer On Dan from Idaho, good guy.
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  Speaker 1: I ever heard of him? He's the bike builder guy,
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  Speaker 1: bike guy? Wow? Wow? Yeah, I don't know. I used
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  Speaker 1: to think. I used to tell everybody growing up that
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  Speaker 1: I wanted a motorcycle, and then I had the opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to try it one time and it was horrifying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: never again will I be getting on a motorcycle. Isaiah.
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  Speaker 3: It takes a while to makes you think you're a
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  Speaker 3: motorcycle guy.
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  Speaker 1: I think I need four wheels, two of them.
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  Speaker 3: Is Yeah, he's a motorcycle guy. You could ride a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get you one with a side cards like having anywheel. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: all the old guys now hride tricycles. That's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I see those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. You never see somebody young on one of
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  Speaker 1: those a motorcycle with wheel, not often, no, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's the truth. Now here's how wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I think the older you are, the bigger your bike gets.
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  Speaker 3: But I like a tiny little mine looks like a
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  Speaker 3: little hornet. And I even have my sissy bar on
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  Speaker 3: the back. Is it's literally called the stupid tall sissy
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  Speaker 3: bar because it's three feet tall.
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  Speaker 1: What's a sissy bar? That's for you? Said?
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  Speaker 3: Sissy bar is a bar that sticks up out of
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  Speaker 3: the back of your motorcycle for you to attach gear to,
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  Speaker 3: or sometimes it acts as the back rest for your passenger. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: get mine does both. It's got a pad at the bottom,
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  Speaker 3: but it's really tall. And then you make they make
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  Speaker 3: these bags. They look like Duffel bags or some aer
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  Speaker 3: look like backpacks. They're called sissy bar bags, and they're
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  Speaker 3: made with a slot to slide it over top of
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  Speaker 3: or so you don't have to like attach it. You
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  Speaker 3: don't need any like bungee cords or an that you
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  Speaker 3: just slide it right on and.
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  Speaker 1: You're good to go. I'm getting quite the education on motorcycles.
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  Speaker 3: I can pack enough gear on my tiny bike to
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  Speaker 3: go away for like three days camping. Little dick, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: my tiny dick. Yeah. Well you didn't, you know, make
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  Speaker 3: one appear. You are a magician, by the way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well we might.
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  Speaker 1: Make a dick appear later.
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  Speaker 3: We'll yeeah, we might, we might. Tyler's not coming after all,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, he couldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: He would have been the dick that would have appeared,
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  Speaker 1: but now he's not.
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  Speaker 3: He's a disappearing dick. Yeah. Mattie Whipple today our guest
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  Speaker 3: on episode forty five. Maddie, you sent me your entire
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  Speaker 3: resume of what you do. Please inform everyone of all
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  Speaker 3: your talents. So I guess primarily, I'm a nationally touring
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  Speaker 3: comedy magician. I mostly do corporate events, sometimes comedy clubs.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like the most famous magician that nobody's heard of,
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  Speaker 3: because I I'm colleagues with a lot of the guys
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  Speaker 3: that are famous, but like nobody knows, so him and
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  Speaker 3: I enjoy it that way. Yeah, and then I make
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of money writing other people material or
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  Speaker 3: creating matt for other people as consultant stuff. The fun
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  Speaker 3: part of the job for me is the creation side.
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  Speaker 3: I consider myself an artist first, so like feeding the
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  Speaker 3: muse is like the most fun part of the job
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  Speaker 3: for me. So I love researching and developing stuff today.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna show us how to do a magic trick?
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  Speaker 1: Or are you going to teach you on or are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna like have us be the magic trick? You
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  Speaker 1: gonna be like I'm gonna disappear or something. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do some stuff for you guys. But I could teach
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  Speaker 1: you a trick too, for sure. I'd love that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is a lot of times it's with like
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  Speaker 1: the you know, the cards, and the cards have numbers
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  Speaker 1: on them, and I'm not a number guy.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, honestly, that's that's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I see a lot of these videos online where you know,
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  Speaker 1: you walk up to some random dude and you do
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  Speaker 1: a magic trick, and it's always like a magic trick
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  Speaker 1: with the cards with the numbers on them, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it just confuses me. One thing with no
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  Speaker 1: numbers whatsoever. How about words? Are you okay with words?
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  Speaker 1: The words? All right? All right?
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  Speaker 3: Once in a while, the small ones. I mean, I've
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  Speaker 3: been doing a little light reading to Clockwork Orange. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if you guys have seen the movie or
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  Speaker 3: read the book. I wish I could read. So the
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  Speaker 3: movie is a huge downer. It's not light reading. The
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  Speaker 3: book is not like reading. It's absolutely brutal. It's a
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  Speaker 3: dystopian future in England where it's gangs roaming the streets.
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  Speaker 3: But the gangs, their vision of what that the future
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  Speaker 3: would have looked like, is interesting because the gangs all
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  Speaker 3: wear like white button down shirts, big suspenders, and they
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  Speaker 3: paint their eyes black around the one eye, and they
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  Speaker 3: have canes and they rape and murder and pillage and
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  Speaker 3: they're bad people. And one of them gets caught and
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  Speaker 3: gets through a rehabilitation program. But the rehabilitation program is
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  Speaker 3: like more torture than they ever inflicted on anybody, and
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  Speaker 3: it just drives them crazier and he goes nuts.
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  Speaker 1: And here, let's do this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have you stop me on a random page,
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  Speaker 3: so I'll go like this and you say stop.
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  Speaker 1: Stop all right.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to look at the very first word
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  Speaker 3: up here and memorize that word.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you got it? Yeah, okay? Is it a word.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a small word? It has a few letters?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, think about the first letter? Okay, is it a T? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: My god, think about the think about the last letter
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  Speaker 3: Boh shit, I forgot.
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  Speaker 1: The word fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Oh can I see it again? I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: page you were on SEV. Do you remember the word
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  Speaker 3: you were? You were thinking A? Why I was what
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  Speaker 3: is the word today? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Today? All right?
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  Speaker 3: We got it. Here, I'm going to give you the book.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to pick a really long word. The
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  Speaker 3: longer the word you pick, the harder it is. There
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  Speaker 3: should be plenty to choose from. Let me ask you.
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  Speaker 3: Can you do this with any book or just that book?
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  Speaker 3: I do it with like tons of Actually I was
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  Speaker 3: going to bring like five or six and get the Bible.
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  Speaker 3: Get the Bible. I have that book memorized, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't just go to any page and memorize
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  Speaker 3: any word, any big word that you like. All right, here,
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  Speaker 3: I'll take the book back cloth that you got the
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  Speaker 3: word memorized. All right, I want you to focus on
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  Speaker 3: the first letter.
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  Speaker 1: It's Is it a B? Think about the last letter
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  Speaker 1: that's a G. Is it blood curdling? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, here we go. Wow, that's kind of cool,
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  Speaker 4: kind of cool. What are you talking about? He showed
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  Speaker 4: us a trict with no numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm liking it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm here for ask. Can you shall receive though?
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  Speaker 2: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, The trivia
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm drinking coffee. Ou g h y all the coffee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Becker. That's Joel. Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Blaze to Confused, Episode forty five. Our guest today Matty Whipple.
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  Speaker 3: Maddy is a magician, and you're talking about doing some
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  Speaker 3: mentalist work, which I think you just kind of did, right, yep, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that was a pretty amazing I do a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of everything. Yeah, when did you start doing this? When
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  Speaker 3: I was seven years old, my parents got me for
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  Speaker 3: my birthday. They got me the Harry Houdini hat full
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  Speaker 3: of Magic. Oh, and it's still in the box in
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  Speaker 3: my mom's attic. Oh and I got really good at
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  Speaker 3: all the tricks, and then it would come and go.
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  Speaker 3: I would get into it. Then I got out of it,
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  Speaker 3: and I got into it. Then I got into sports,
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  Speaker 3: and I got out of it. Then I got into it.
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  Speaker 3: Then I got into being in band, and then I
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  Speaker 3: got out of it. Then then I joined the Army,
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  Speaker 3: got back out of it. Then I found out chicks
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  Speaker 3: were into it, got back into it. I was everybody's
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  Speaker 3: favorite wingman when I was in the Army, and then
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  Speaker 3: throughout all that I was always a theater kid, you know, like,
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  Speaker 3: and I was always funny. So I was in a
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  Speaker 3: band that was really pretty good, and we toured and
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  Speaker 3: we had a good time, and then then I left
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  Speaker 3: for the Army. When I got back from the Army,
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  Speaker 3: I knew I wanted to work and show business one
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  Speaker 3: way or another, but I had no in. So I
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  Speaker 3: just got a regular job and started going to comedy
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  Speaker 3: open mics and practicing my stuff, and I got pretty
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  Speaker 3: good and things escalated. I was getting better and better
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  Speaker 3: gigs until I got my break or whatever it was,
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  Speaker 3: when I got to open for Bob Saget at the
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  Speaker 3: Sands Casino. Oh cool, and his manager really liked me,
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  Speaker 3: and they took me on the across the East Coast
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  Speaker 3: Phythm opening for him, and then I auditioned for America's
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  Speaker 3: Got Talent.
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  Speaker 1: I got on.
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  Speaker 3: The episode never aired because it's so stupid, but it's
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  Speaker 3: on my resume. There's a long story, but one of
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  Speaker 3: the producers and I did not get along, and then
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  Speaker 3: I was going to be on Ellen. I was slaughtered
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  Speaker 3: to be on Ellen. But then a then COVID hit
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  Speaker 3: and everything shut down. And then I went back to
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  Speaker 3: bartending and slowly built my career back up. And here
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  Speaker 3: we are again, cool man, and thanks for driving. You're
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  Speaker 3: the You've driven further than any other guest.
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  Speaker 1: To get here.
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  Speaker 3: It's about forty five minutes it would have been. I
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  Speaker 3: looked it up this morning and it was a half hour.
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  Speaker 3: And that's also part of the reason why I was
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  Speaker 3: a little late. It was because I left with enough
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  Speaker 3: time to get here by five point fifteen. But then
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  Speaker 3: once I got to the traffic, it was bad. Why
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  Speaker 3: are we talking about this? No, no, no, you said
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  Speaker 3: that you got stuck in an accident?
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  Speaker 1: Yea, the roundabout? How do those things work? Apparently they don't.
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  Speaker 1: They don't. Why can't we just have normal roads? Why
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  Speaker 1: do we got to throw in circles? It don't make
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  Speaker 1: any sounds.
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  Speaker 3: Like you're part of the reason why he was late today.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I drive in a roundabout, I think, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I'm in the right lane. I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing this wrong.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people do that and then they switch
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  Speaker 3: lanes in the middle of the roundabout. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 3: people crash into them. If everybody in the roundabout knew
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  Speaker 3: how to work the roundabout, there wouldn't be any accidents
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  Speaker 3: in the roundabout.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Roundabouts used to be a New Jersey point.
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  Speaker 1: Roundabouts used to be in New Jersey thing, and now
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  Speaker 1: it seems like they're creeping up more and more and
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  Speaker 1: more in Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 3: It started in England. It's a huge in Europe. It's
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  Speaker 3: all over Europe.
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  Speaker 1: So there's no like street lights, traffic lights. Instead of
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  Speaker 1: the traffic lights, there's roundabouts. Yeah, and yield signs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna follow. You don't have to stop. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: should keep going. There's nobody coming. You just keep going. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I keep on the motorcycle. I keep wanting to drive
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  Speaker 3: right over the middle and jump it. But I like,
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  Speaker 3: you're like, we need to keep the lights as if
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  Speaker 3: you follow those, you know, either I followed the lights. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I did get pulled over once for running a
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  Speaker 1: red light, like I don't know, three four months after
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  Speaker 1: I got my license. Maybe, Yeah, I did it in
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  Speaker 1: front of a cop. Wouldn't recommend I didn't know he
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  Speaker 1: was there. It was bad. I remember him calling my dad.
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  Speaker 1: That was like the punishment. Isn't that weird? You're on
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  Speaker 1: the side of the road and the cop says, all right,
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  Speaker 1: give me your phone and call your father and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to talk to him. Can we ask you questions
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  Speaker 1: about being a comedian magician? Yeah, all right. One thing
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  Speaker 1: I've always wanted to know, you know, the old school
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  Speaker 1: magician magic trick, where like somebody's laying in the box
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  Speaker 1: and then you get the big old saw out and
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  Speaker 1: you start cutting them open. Well, like cutting the box?
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  Speaker 1: How are they doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Didn't I think somebody revealed that right the best magician guy,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't know how that worked.
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  Speaker 3: The box is built. It's sort of like an optical illusion.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I can reveal it since somebody did.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: The box is built with a lot of extra space
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  Speaker 3: inside of it that you can't tell from the outside
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  Speaker 3: is there.
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  Speaker 1: There's The box is built with.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of like an optical illusion in it that makes
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  Speaker 3: it look slightly smaller than it is. And then on
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  Speaker 3: top of that, you need a very skinny, very short assistant.
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  Speaker 3: You know, she gets in the box and she pulls
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  Speaker 3: her knees up to her chest or he and or he,
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  Speaker 3: and then out the end there's fake feet that go out,
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  Speaker 3: So there's always pay attention to the feet when they
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the good, the good expensive versions of it,
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  Speaker 3: the feet wiggle and stuff. But yeah, you'd like this,
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  Speaker 3: you're a feet guy. I used to do something similar.
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  Speaker 3: There's a stand up version of it called a zagcube,
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  Speaker 3: which is the same thing. You cut them in half,
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  Speaker 3: except you do it the middle of them comes out
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  Speaker 3: and then the top, bottom and top are still there.
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  Speaker 3: And I've done that a few times. I used to
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  Speaker 3: have one of the props. I need my because I
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  Speaker 3: do corporate audiences. I need my show to pack into
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  Speaker 3: a carry on bag, so I can't be working with
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  Speaker 3: big props. I'm not paying to ship that crap. So
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  Speaker 3: do you always need a prop to do that stuff?
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  Speaker 3: You need the big box? Yeah, yeah, unless you're just
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  Speaker 3: going to build one. There's some magicians that do that
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  Speaker 3: they build them out a cardboard like wherever they're going.
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  Speaker 3: But I just like everything to fit in my backpack.
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  Speaker 3: And where do you get this magician equipment? Like who
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  Speaker 3: makes it? There's magician builders out there. It's a whole
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  Speaker 3: secret society. You know the right guy and they know
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  Speaker 3: how to make it. There's like secrets to making secrets.
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  Speaker 3: There's some I've watched documentaries and shows about it. There's
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  Speaker 3: some props in the world that there's like only one
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  Speaker 3: person left that even makes them, Like it's pretty wild.
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  Speaker 3: I paid a lot in tariffs because some of my props.
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  Speaker 3: There's like a guy in England that makes my wallets.
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  Speaker 3: I can only get them from him, and nobody else
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  Speaker 3: makes them or in Ireland, and so I ended up
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  Speaker 3: paying like eighty dollars in tariffs for a wallet.
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  Speaker 1: It's so dumb. The tea word. Yeah, they benefit us though,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry well do they? Though I'm still waiting on
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  Speaker 1: my two thousand dollars deck. I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting any of it. I did the math. I've paid
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  Speaker 1: about eighteen hundred and tariffs. But again, we're all supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be getting a two thousand dollar dollar check that
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  Speaker 1: would cover ith the audio where was that he said that, like,
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  Speaker 1: what six months ago, we.
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  Speaker 5: Have so much money coming in from tariffs that we'll
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  Speaker 5: be able to issue at least a two thousand dollars dividend.
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  Speaker 5: We will be able to make a very substantial dividend
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  Speaker 5: to the people of our country.
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  Speaker 1: And still waiting, still waiting. Anyway, anyway, more meet the
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  Speaker 1: press later.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, you don't like magic, or you don't believe in that,
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  Speaker 3: or not believe in magic, I shouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: I like, yeah, magic school. I've always liked magic. Yeah,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I've never like gone out of my way to watch it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: I can just see you going there and being like, Mikey,
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: this is fucking stupid.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Well no, no, I mean there was a part of
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: me when you got the book out and when you
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: were like, okay, memorize this word, and then you know,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I forgot it. But still, like, when I watched you
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: do that whole thing, there was a tiny part of
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: me that was hoping that you would fuck it up,
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: just like one, just once, just once. I don't worry
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna But it didn't. Yeah, So I am impressed.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: That was because I can't suck it up because it's real. Yeah,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: what's real? I'm really reading your mind? Is that what
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: you're doing?
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: That?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Well, let's see if you can figure out these questions.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Do you know what they are? Right now? What we
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: have on the paper? Idea?
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: What we go?
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see that's just it. So how are we supposed
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: to ask you the trivia questions? If you can like
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: read my mind to read the sheet to get the answer.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I can't do that. There's always a trick. Let's do
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: the rapid round ten questions sixty seconds.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: The game begins three, All right, wrap it round. But
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Darwinists is a believer of what concept? Evolution? Yeah? Evolution?
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: A Portuguese man o war is a type of what crab?
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: No? What's seven times six jeeves? Seven times six? Oh god?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Fifty six? Close?
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: What do you call the pointy teeth in your mouth?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Canines? Yeah? King tut ruled over what country?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: What is another name for an area of level land,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: usually at low elevation, often covered.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: In grass the plane? Yes? How many stars are on
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: the US flag? Fifty? Yeah?
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: What is the official nickname of Texas the lone star state?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Very democratically. What's the fastest growing plant?
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Marijuana. I wish onions. What is the main organ of
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: taste the tongue, Yeah, the tongue. All right, What is
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: the fastest growing plant? The hint would be pandas, Oh, eucalyptus.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Bam bamboo. Oh yeah, that's Koala's schedule one.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I always keep doing this.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: We have politics on hot keys over here, which is funny.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that later. I pressed the wrong button
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: as usual. Anyway, let's do the recap here. A Darwinist
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: is a believer of evolution. You got that right, very good.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: But Portuguese man o war is a type of jellyfish. Yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: never heard of that. News to me. I knew that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: To kill jellyfish are kind of creepy. Yeah they are.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: And you hear about people that go swimming in the
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: ocean and all of a sudden they get stung by
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: a freaking jellyfish. That's some scary shit. That's why you're
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: a sitter. That's why you're a sitter. You're a damn runner.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Damn right, jaws ain't gonna get me, jellyfish ain't gonna
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: get me.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Nobody's getting If you get stung by a jellyfish, I
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: will pee on you.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what you're supposed to do. You're supposedly got
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: to doing you a favor.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would dune all over you if I could,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: even if you weren't stung by John. I've been waiting
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: my entire life to kiss on somebody and have them thank.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Me for it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can tell a story right now, but I'm
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: not going to.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Don't jeez anyway, what's seven times six on a lighter
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: note two forty two? I won't be able to do that,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: God bless. I mean maybe if I counted it out.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: What do you call the pony teeth in your mouth? Canines?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: King Tut ruled over Egypt. Another name for an area
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: of level land, usually at low elevation, often covered in grass.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: A plane. Yeah, all right, mister wordy. It's a long question.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Was that's what it's on internet? So? Yeah? How many
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: stars are on the US flag? Fifty soon to be fifty.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: One, maybe even fifty two by the end of next
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: year with Greenland, Yeah, fifty three. We're gonna rack them up.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there one more he said recently that we're gonna
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: take over Cuba, was it?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Cuba is supposed to be next.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, any more stars.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: The official nickname of Texas, the lone star state.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I'm from Texas. Are you really San Antonio?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: The fastest growing plant bamboo. I asked this at a
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: trivia night, and of course I had some dude that
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: came up to me and was like, it's it's not bamboo.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I lived in Arizona or some fucking state down there,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: and the answer is really this plant insert answer here
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: which I don't remember. And then sure enough when I
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: googled it, he was right, Oh really.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's questions wrong. Yeah, so you got to look
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: at the game. Yeah, there's one I should win that
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: by default, that shut down. There's one plant that we're
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: trying to have a podcast that is designed you know,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: with fact in mind. Right, so we're make sure we
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: grow directar mistakes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Faster than bamboo. Yeah really, Okay, So it's duck duck weed,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: duck weed weed nonetheless duck weed or something like that
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: weed for ducks.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know, did I say weed?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I got it right, You're close, you see, you read
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: your mind.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: It really does take a special person, because think about it,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: if you were sitting at a bar, trivia night and
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you thought that your answer was correct and the host
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: was wrong, right, and let's just throw this into the
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: prize is like, you know, a twenty five dollars gift card.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Would you get up and go and complain about it? Yes,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: come on, I'll give you another. What would you do
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: in my situation hosting a trivia night? Man, people cheat
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: their ass off every week. I catch people and it's
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: just exhausting because you know, you people pay me to
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: stand up there and ask questions, not walk around in
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: police if people are on their phone or not.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: You know, it's just exhausting. I just assume that everybody's exactly, yeah, exactly.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Who's better at it? That's the question? That's the new trivia.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Two weeks ago, I had these two like young looking kids.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: They were probably like twenty one twenty two ish, two
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: of them. They came out and sit, They sit all
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: the way in the back of the bar, and sure enough,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: they start getting like every question correct, every single one right.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: So I know that they're sitting on their phones googling
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: every question, but I just didn't do anything about it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about it. And then at the
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: end of the night they were supposed to be the winner,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: but I just thought, fuck you people, You're not gonna win.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: And then the next people down I gave the award
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: to them. Wouldn't you know this little freaking kid had
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: enough balls to come up to me at the end
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: of the night and like complain about it and say, oh, like,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: we were tallying our scores on our own and we
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: had more points than they did. We had to have
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: And one of my questions that they got correct ten
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: minutes prior was maybe you know this the movie that
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: stars Angela Bassett and Whitney Houston. Didn't I ask you that? No,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: didn't I ask you that on the podcast? Now I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: don't even.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Remember what the answer is. If you did, I don't remember,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: do you know?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, waiting to I don't say you asked me
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: that before? Okay, but yeah, but I asked that at
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the trivia night and they got it correct. So he
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: comes up to me and starts bitching out even when
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and I said, I'm like, hey, let me ask you
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a question. What was the movie that Houston and Angela's
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: master was in? Couldn't answer it?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Of course he could answer it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Lazed and confused random thoughts.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: On the topic of like cheating and people using computers
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: and stuff. A college professor figured out when his students
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: are using AI for their papers. He said, I have
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: never heard a twenty year old use the word moreover
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: in my life, but I've seen this word moreover show
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: up in a bunch of submissions this semester. And that's
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: how he knows when his students are using AI moreover moreover.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: He goes, I've never heard this in my life, a
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: twenty year old using that word. But are you still
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: using AI for things?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I mean a little bit. Yeah, you're there, you know,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: of course, aren't you. I think everybody is.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not using it for a show anymore. What do
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: you want to meddle?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be better about it. Love what you've
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: been put for the random thoughts here. Let's get the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: politics out of the way for the week. Let's do
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: that one. Jd. Van says he thinks UFOs are demons,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: not aliens. How do you guys feel about that? I
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: don't know what that even means? What does that mean?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: It sounds like Jady Vance has been playing doom. Honestly,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: though demons are martians.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Don't you think that. Ever since this war and Iran thing,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I think jd. Vance has been very quiet. You don't agree, right,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: You know, he's not said much.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: You know how many times I see per day like
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: the White House is going live in ten minutes or whatever. Yeah,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: on that page, his page. It's so funny. They're always
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: making announcements. Jade Vance hasn't been around. Who should start
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: up a new feature? What's your favorite Trump quote of
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: the week? Here's mine.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I always like.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: To just hang around with losers, actually because it makes
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: me feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful,
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: and you have to listen to their success.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: So I like people that like to listen to my success.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: He likes hanging around with losers, doesn't he? Yeah? Okay,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: very evident at least?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Do you ad mention trivia Tangent GAC They Blaze and
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Confused podcast with Becker and Joe.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You want to go first? Yeah? Sure, okay? Question number one?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Do I want to go answer or ask? Ask? Okay? Good? Yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: yeah I do.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Now we have an audience here today, I think that
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: we should be able to ask, you know, for help too.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: You know, we need it. There are people here there
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: that can help. Yeah, like one time.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Right, Well, Mattie's definitely a lifeline to both of us.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: There's a three studio gush, how are we supposed to?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I mean that well, it will involve everyone. This will
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: be fun. Okay, all right, here we go. All right,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to start with animals. What animal is known
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: to have the highest blood pressure?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Highest blood pressure? I want to say bear? No, No,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like a lion or a tiger or
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: a bear? Oh my, back to bear right, like a panther,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: maybe like a panther of something like that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: In a panther a bear? No, a cat? Oh?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, I was feeling stupid flute there, but that really
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: that really helped me out. Okay, I'm gonna go with panther.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I have no idea jaguar. Final answer, both of both
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: of them. The correct answer, believe it or not, is
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: a giraffe.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Gee, giraffe.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Huh. That was a good question. Don't you think girafts
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: are cool? Yeah? They can see some they've they've seen
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: some ship. You know, you can see more than us.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Michelle has a sad fact about your raffs.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Michelle, go ahead, if there's like a rain still like thunderstorm.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: There's nowhere for them to like take shelter. And they're
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: most likely to be struck by lightning?
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Is Christ.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: They're most likely to be struck by enlightening.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just sad. It's horrifying question too. How many states
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: begin with the letter M.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I have a question for you that is the exact same,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: but a different letter. I was like, don't say S.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Great now, I.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Know it's just fine. You're not going to remember. Here
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: we go, all right, say it again.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to remember. Don't do it. Don't even
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: think about it? All right? What was the question? Oh?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: How many US states begin with the letter M?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Alright, start naming them and I'll keep it to you guy. Missouri, right, Mississippi?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Montana? You got uh? Mex No, that's new New Mexico.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Mexico might be one of ours. Two another star on
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: the the old flag Montana, Mississippi, Missouri. That's three. I
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: feel like it's three. No, No, I should I said that.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Hold on, what's the most the most in the news
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: state in the entire country, like for the mains Maine, No,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: but that's one of them. That's another one. But that's
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: not the What the hell is happening in Maine?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, to my head, and I don't hear a
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: shit about what's happening in Maine.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Maine, Missouri, Missouri, uh, Montana, Maine. We already did that.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: One was the Mississippi, Mississippi. There's like one more, right,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: just one more more. There's two more. I'm not Maryland, Maryland.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: There's question is how many I need?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: How many? I'm gonna say nine? Eight eight eight? Yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: name them?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I can't, right, you said that you wanted the number. Yeah,
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: but name them.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I was trying and you were yelling at me. It's eight.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Press the fucking button.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: What?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Alright? So Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Oh.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Massachusetts, Yeah, you forgot about them? Yeah, Michigan, Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Mississippi, Missouri, Montana. Alright, let's do the next one and
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: then it'll be my turn. Right. No, that was only
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: number two. You got two more. You're halfway. Oh jesus,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it was only two. Game three, all right, I'll let
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you choose music or stats and trends, Stats.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: And trends, excuse me, stats and trends all right.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Back twenty years ago, over ninety percent of American household
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: had one of these. Now it's more like twenty percent
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: of American households that have them. What are they?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: What is It's hoasters because people have air fryers and shit.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Now wait, you said it was an appliance. No, oh,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I just made that up. All right, Read it again.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Back twenty years ago, over ninety percent of American households
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: had one of these. Now it's more like twenty percent
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: of American households that have them. What are they?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I got a couple of guesses. I'm gonna go with
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Manny for this one. Okay, Yeah, well I just I
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: think it's probably like either a CD player or a DHS.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: It's one of those.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I would say CD player, Then I would go with that. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: CD player.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Did we get it?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: No?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Correct? Answer? Is a landline phone? Ah, that's a good one.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Landline phone. I want a landline again. You know it's
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: said my childhood phone number doesn't even exist anymore because
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: my parents don't have a landline phone anymore.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Your parents will have a landline still have it. It's the
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: same number since I was a kid.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see there's a phone booth.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: In reading that, a guy in his will left a
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: bank account specifically to keep that phone connected. Well, as
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: far as I know, it still works. Oh that's cool.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: You left the best for last year music music your
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: favorite category, and I've got all the support here. Question
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: four twenty what all right? Music? This singing star has
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: had a top ten music hit every decade since nineteen
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: sixty five. Her first hit was a cover of a
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Bob Dylan song called All I Really Want to Do?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Who is she? Since? When? Nineteen sixty five? So we
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: said yeah? Solo music singing stars had a top ten
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: music hit every decade since nineteen sixty five. Her first
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: hit was a cover of a Bob Dylan song called
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: All I Really Want to Do?
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: As one name that comes to mind, but I don't know.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: If it's right. Shout it out. I need some hell.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: How many? How many life funds? You have?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: A good unlimited this weekreth Franklin. Final answer, Oh shit,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: what did you say?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Oh shit?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I forgot about share yourethra Hi, you've reached the Beckers.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: What answer you have? Fuck?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Aretha Franklin. Share It's share.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Share.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Those are good questions for me anymore that's good questions,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I've got some good ones for
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: you too, I'm sure you do. Let's getting ready to
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: learn something.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I always do every week. Yeah, question number one?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Dive right into it, right? How many US states start
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: with the letter S?
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Oh this US? You're right, I didn't remember. It distracted
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: you the whole time. S oh man, there's like, man,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: it's South Dakota. Are there any other South? South Dakota? South?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: What South? Man?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: This is hard when you're on the spot. You wanted
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: eight out of me. I think I think the Bible Belt.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: That's where the other South is. I think the Bible Belt,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: the Bible Belt southeast.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Southeast.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard that before? The Bible Belt Southeast
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Southeast United.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: That means no Southeast. Alright, So South, South Carolina. There
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you go, South Carolina. Al Right. We talked him through.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: What was my other one? South Dakota, South Carolina? Is
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: that it for the South? What else? There's more than two?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: There's got to be more than two. Right now, it's
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: just the South. I'm gonna say two. You got it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Good job, good job, even though you know, all right,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: that's a good start for you. Okay, what are they again,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: South Dakota and South Let's go dummy.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Question two, what was the first cash crop in America?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The first cash crop in America?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: You've got three lifelines standing bare?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: What was the first cash crop in America? I want
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: to say cold corn, but that's like that's what I
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: would say, right, let's say corn. Yeah yeah, but corn
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: probably can grow anywhere, right, That's why.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: It would be such a good cash crop to be
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: the first one. It was easy to grow. Wait, what
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: was the question? What was our first crash crop? Yep? Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: our first cash crop was this corn? That sounds blame though,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't It sounds corny? Kind of our first cash crop tobacco, cotton?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say corn.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Answer Yeah, yeah, you got it wrong. Tobacco. Oh wow wow, Yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Joel's not so smart today.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Thanks. I could have told you that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: You're welcome to say thanks. Question three, what is the
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: best selling arcade game of all time?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Pack Man? Final answer? What are you doing with this mic?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It keeps falling down on you, keep like moving it
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and jerking it? What the fuck you do it? Over?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I watch your mouth? Yeah?
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you should get a room behind your business. Uh,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: what was the first? Now it was the other one.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: What is the best selling arcade game of all time?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Pac Man or Pinball? But pac Man? Pac Man? Right?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Any ideas from the audience. I know that Mortal Kombat
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: was huge, but I don't know if it.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Broke like the old records, but I would say it's
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: probably either Donkey Kong, pac Man, Space Invaders, or Centipede.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: What is the best selling arcade game of all time? Yeah?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I still think pac Man? You got it, dude, you
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: got it. Nice.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: It's everywhere, you know, pac Man everywhere.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: See. I thought that could have been a trick question too.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: It could have been like mis pac Man. You know,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: what's the difference between pac Man and Miss pac Man?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And she's a girl. She has bow and some lipstick
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: or something than I think. I hope a little more
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: if she is hey, hey, yeah, that work? Yeah what
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Our audience member Michelle said, let's goot a question for
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: weirdo question for twenty what hey.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey girl? But thinking about our parts, what is
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: the what is the what is the long bone?
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Speaking of parts, geez, what is the long bone in
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: the upper arm?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, the long bone in the upper arm do you
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: need the medical name or can you call it by
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: its nickname?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Bicep? The actual name is a bone or is that
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: like a muscle. I think that's a muscles, a muscle. Yeah, okay,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: so not that bicep bone. The bipt your bone. It
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: is the only bone in that part of your arm.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: So it goes from your elbow to your shoulder. I know,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I know this one. Yeah, I will go to my lifeline.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: There we go.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: So it's the humorous It is a funny. So what
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: do you get if you What do you get if
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: you boil your funny bone?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: You get a laughing stock. See that's humorous.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: What's the bone called again? Humorous bone? Funny bone, funny bone.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: God bless the lifeline. Huh? Facts optional laughs.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Karinthe Go Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Let's do more Magic with Magic Man Maddie Maddie Whipple,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Master Entertainer, our guest for today And what's your show?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Like you do stuff with kids or adults? Or what
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: my show is? Like a hard PG? Thirteen.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I only get booked for adult stuff. I could do
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: a kid show, but like I usually if people ask
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: me to do a kid show. If I don't know them,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I pass that off to like somebody that I know
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: that does the kids shows. But if you're a friend
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: of mine, I'll do whatever, hang out with your kids.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: But I hate kids because kids they are so smart.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: They and they have no filters. So like, if a
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: kid's watching you and they catch something, like if you
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: and I, if I'm performing for you guys, and I
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: catch one of you watching me and I see that
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: you caught something, I can give you a little wink
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: and you're gonna be like, okay, all right, and now
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: you're in on it, so you're cool, right, so you
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: don't say anything.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: But kids, they don't do that.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Kids are just like it's in its pucket. You're fucked.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: So when you when you work for kids, you literally
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: have to be perfect or you get caught.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: So I hate kids.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Interesting, that's very interesting them. Yeah, you can't stand them.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: They're shitty clients. They never pay me on time. I'm
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: just kidding. Te all my friends with kids, Your kids
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: are awesome, They're very nice. I'm just glad they're yours.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: A mini ddition. As we edit here, I'm realizing that
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: magic is way cooler. If you know what we're thinking.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: So for the following segment, Michelle, our studio guest is
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: thinking of the name Barbara. Okay, here we go.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Can you give me a favorite Think of the first
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: name as somebody who's like really important to you, somebody
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: who's not here. Yeah, but somebody that you care a
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: lot about that. There's no way I could know just
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: their first name. They could be living or dead. Sometimes
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: people use a pet.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: It's up to you.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Don't tell me. Just let me know when you got
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: a name, just their first name. You got it, all right?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I want you to picture that name written in front
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: of your face in like big, big, all capital letters,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: and they're like floating each letters, like floating right in
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: front of you. Can you imagine that? I want you
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: to write that name down exactly the way it's floating
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: in front of you, like all capital is nice and
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: big and clear. And then after you write it down,
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: you can show them and then leave the card like
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: that so that I can't see what you wrote. Okay,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: write that name, show it to everybody, put it face
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: down on the on the stool. Gets it wrong, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: hope not. Sorry, We'll cut it out. We'll go ahead
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: and then we'll cut it out the hell we will.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: So hold your hand out. I'm going to give you this.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Put your other hand on top. Look at me.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: I want you to picture this person's name the same
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: way it was before. You're writing in your brain. You're
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: going hilly like the because the letters are floating, isn't it?
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Barbar Barbara?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Did I get it? Can we take a look? Yeah,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: look the letters are floating. That's what I was getting
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: in your head. That's crazy. Thank you there, you can
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: have that listening, audience. Our jaws are just dropped right now.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Do something with Mark. Mark's next. All right, hey are
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you that's cool? Are you left handed or are you
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: right handed? Left? Oh? Me too nice?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: All right, I hold your left hand out like this
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: is actually also happens to be closest to me.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Bring it over here.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I want everybody to see what happens. Okay, maybe lower
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: it down just a little bit and make a fist. Okay,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: so I have a sharpie marker here. Interesting trivia fact.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Do you guys know where sharpie markers are made? They
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: are made in Fargo, North Dakota, which is not relevant
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: at all, but it is. And to think about the
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: way they'd say it right, because they'd be like, oh,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: shear bemerkers, they're from Fargole. Oh geez ah, geez he's
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: got the sharpie markers out again anyway. So because it's
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: a sharpie marker, if I draw a little X on
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: my hand like that, that means this is what permanent ink. Right,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: go ahead, Mike, check it out. Even if you like
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: lick your finger, it doesn't like come off right. So
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: watch here's the best part.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Watch this. If you're gentle, you can actually pick it
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: up like this. I didn't get it there it goes
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and then just toss it like that. Did you feel
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: anything at all? No? Did I touch you? Turn your
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: hand over? Yeah, take a look.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: What the o? My god, that's weird. I don't even
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: know how it works.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Is it still there? Let me see that?
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I should probably he told you ahead of time. You're
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: also in my cult now, congratulations?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh a lot of people are these days.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: We're not evil. If they ask you, we're not evil.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: That was very cool, Maddie, all right, that's uh. How'd
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: you like that?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Joel? I don't know how I feel about that.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Feel uh like your brain's been messed with Yeah, that
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: always feels like that. I wouldn't worry about it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: It's time for.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I was gonna go to the smoke shop down the street,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: and you used to have these chips called wrap chips,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: and it had like rappers on them. I thought that
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: would be funny to give everybody an individual rapper. But
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: they didn't have any They don't sell them anymore. Wait,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: so it was one chip individually wrap no no, no,
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: like a bag of chips. But they were just called
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: wrap chips and they just had rappers on the front.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I think it's really strange. Oh oh oh, you said rapped.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I thought you meant like rapped individually. No, no, no,
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: like rappers like a singh Okay, yeah, anyway, but they
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: sell these cookies and I picked them out for everybody.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: What are you guys feeling, s'mores, peanut butter. I'm gonna
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: take the peanut butter if that's okay, s'mores caramel pretzel,
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I'll anyone, Yeah, please pass them around.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: This is Amanda's Cookies, homemade Cookies in Tobyhanna, Pennsylvania. Official cookie,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: the official cookie of our podcast. Amanda is Slaying It.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: So, Maddie, what kind did you get?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: The caramel pretzel? Awesome? Yeah? Mark, what did you get?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: The monster? Monster? Michelle? What did you get?
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Moores Classic chocolate chip? I got peanut butter. I'm gonna
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: break into this thing.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Guess how much these cookies were? Not even saying it
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: to be a thing, but guess how much a cookie cost?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Four bucks?
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: It's pretty it's a pretty reasonable size cookie.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: I wish I had some milk with it, but it's
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: more than four dollars. It was basically five dollars each.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Isn't that nuts?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Though? I love how we make them the official cookie
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: and then slender how much they cost? Can we can
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: cut that out? We'll start right here. Ready.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: These cookies were reasonably priced, all right, and they're very
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: very good. You should try it. Amanda's cooking well now
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: we're lying. Look, she's like, what the hell you guys
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: eating this food in front of me? There she is
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: the official DOGO, everything's official. It's funny you look up
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: there she looks like she's in jail. My dog donated
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: blood today. Oh yeah, like that's a thing. Yeah, like
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: three months ago I had him in just for like
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: a check up or whatever. And I saw a thing
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: on the wall, like a little poster. So I signed
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: him up and they took him in. They tested his
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: blood and it turned out he has like a really
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: rare blood type, so he's like a universal donor and
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: so and I only lived five minutes from the clinic
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: and so and I didn't know it at the time,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: but I also get an eighty five dollars bill credit
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: every time he donates. I signed him up try to
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: do it. And we got the call like three days ago.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: They were like, we have a dog coming in for
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: surgery because I guess dogs are because they're so small
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: and have so little blood. He needs to be unconscious
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: in the room while the surgery is going on. And
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: they did end up using his blood, so he's like
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: alive inside of another dog. And now that I know that,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I get eighty five dogs dollars, I'm thinking about starting
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: a herd and just like bring a dog blood farmer, Like, wow,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to research what makes dogs blood the most
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: rich and healthy.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: What a fashinating concept though, Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, what's
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: your dog's name?
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Egon Ghost, Yeah, heclects spores, molds, and fungus. He's a
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: hero too. Hey, you were really an interesting guest. You
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: were super funny and uh man, you did some really
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: cool stuffs for having. People should definitely see you doing
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: this stuff. Yeah, you can catch me if you're down
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: in the Brooks County area. Every Wednesday, I'm either at
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Clingers at the airport or Carsonia Park bar and girl, nice,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: what do you do there? Strolling magic? I walk around
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: and perform right at your table. Everybody goes home with souvenirs.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: It's a real good time. It's it's the most beautiful
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: intimate way to see and experience magic is when things
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: are happening right in your hands. Yeah, very cool man,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: And where can people find out more about you? I'm
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: so at Maddie Whipple everywhere many at Maddi whipplem Maddiehipple
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: dot com is the thing. But it's down right now
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: because I don't know how to build a website. Okay,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: it was up and then I got taken down and
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: now I'm gonna put it back up eventually. But yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: my email is Maddie at Maddiwhipple dot com. If anybody
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: wants to reach out about a show. Thanks, Hey, Mark,
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: do you still have an ex on your hand via
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: a sharpie? He does, it's never coming off. That's kind
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: of that's a forever X. So good luck with that, Mark.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: That was the episode forty five. My name is Becker.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: That's my good friend Joel. Michelle is here in the audience.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: She's been on our podcast before, so as travel Mark.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: You heard the back. Yeah, thanks man, Maddie Whipple, everybody
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: do you check them out? Absolutely a great, great time tonight.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening. We'll do it again next week. Goodbye,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: bye bye bye leave no ye, no years ago, no
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: you know
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: You Tyler Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel
• 46:18
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