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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich Payton. What's the vibe of horse
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  Speaker 1: ghosts today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, with it being the season of all the holidays,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of people are in their kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna let you know. If your sign cooked dinner,
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  Speaker 2: would we survive it or not? Based on your zodiac sign?
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  Speaker 2: And if it's your birthday today you are a scorpio.
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  Speaker 2: You share a birthday with Chris Jenner, Kevin Jonas, Odell
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  Speaker 2: Beckham Junior, and Jason Kessey.
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  Speaker 1: I believe Kennon is a Scorpio. Is it by chance
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  Speaker 1: your birthday today?
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  Speaker 3: Taylor birthday on the first? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Could I still do a reading for you? Taylor? Are
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  Speaker 1: you a Scorpio?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well I got you, Taylor. I'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 2: know how you are in the kitchen. So for Scorpios,
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  Speaker 2: your food is actually shockingly good, but no one knows
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  Speaker 2: what's in it, and you refuse to let anyone in
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  Speaker 2: on your secrets. We will survive your cooking, but we
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  Speaker 2: will question if we were fed a love potion or
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  Speaker 2: a curse. Oh yeah, I feel like my scorpios are
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  Speaker 2: the ones that mess with the Etsy witches for sure.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Taylor will have a great day than you. Bye,
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  Speaker 1: Hi Christy, what's your sign? I'm ann Do you think
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  Speaker 1: you're a good cook?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm glad you called in because my wife is
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  Speaker 4: in Aries and she's an awesome cook, and I was
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  Speaker 4: just curious.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to ask paint and to do aries,
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  Speaker 1: but since you call it in, you saved me the ask.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I got you, guys, so for Aries. When
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  Speaker 2: it comes to your cooking, you guys are cooking like
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  Speaker 2: it's a competitive cooking show. I mean, like the flames
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  Speaker 2: are high, music is blasting, there's zero measuring. It'll taste
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  Speaker 2: really good, but we will fear for our eyebrows in
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  Speaker 2: the process. Your food is definitely edible, but like, there's
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  Speaker 2: nothing peaceful about you when it comes.
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  Speaker 1: To the kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: That seems pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 1: My wife, she's an Aries.
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  Speaker 4: She's one of the nicest human beings I've ever met
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  Speaker 4: in my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: She's not mean. Ever.
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  Speaker 4: The only time I've ever heard her say anything somewhat
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  Speaker 4: competitive or disparaging or whatever is if she tries somebody
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  Speaker 4: else's chocolate chip cookies and she'll be like, they're not
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  Speaker 4: as good as mine or right, and no matter what,
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  Speaker 4: even if it's like a brand name and missus Fields
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  Speaker 4: or whatever, or at someone's house, I'll be like, those
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  Speaker 4: cookies are good.
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  Speaker 1: Their nos is mine.
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  Speaker 5: This stuff.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Christy, you have a great day, you too,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you you too.
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  Speaker 2: How about Piscey, Yeah, Rich, when it comes to you
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  Speaker 2: in the kitchen, you cooked based on vibes and intuition,
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  Speaker 2: So no recipe for you either, just feelings. Dinner is delicious, emotional,
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  Speaker 2: and it may or may not make us cry. We
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  Speaker 2: will survive your cooking, but we will have to cope emotionally.
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  Speaker 3: After what happens. Something comes out kind of good. People
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  Speaker 3: will be like, oh, we'll have to do that again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't even know how that happened.
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  Speaker 2: There it is.
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  Speaker 3: You just got to go because I think, like, so
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  Speaker 3: what Kyle does is like art. She bakes that science,
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  Speaker 3: that's art. But cooking, I feel is like jazz. You
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  Speaker 3: just throw a little bit of this, throw a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of that, let it just kind of go.
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  Speaker 5: And you remember the salt Bay, the salt bee, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the viral, the salt beab. How about for Libras, Kyle,
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  Speaker 5: for Libra, you spent more time making the table esthetic
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  Speaker 5: than actually cooking the food. Dinner looks gorgeous, it tastes
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  Speaker 5: like vibes, and will survive because Postmates is already.
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  Speaker 1: On the way. Exactly, I'll make it look pretty exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You said for Virgo, John Jay. Everything is perfectly seasoned,
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  Speaker 2: evenly chopped, labeled proportion and we will survive your cooking,
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  Speaker 2: thrive even but we will also get a power point
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  Speaker 2: on how to do everything correct.
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  Speaker 1: How about you? For what are you?
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  Speaker 2: Leo Leo's We are plating like we're auditioning for Hell's Kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: We will survive our cooking, but only after a seven
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  Speaker 2: minute speech about how much love and talent we put
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  Speaker 2: into it, because it's getting like edible performance arts, you
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  Speaker 2: know what.
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  Speaker 4: Toll side note in the middle of the horse gropes.
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  Speaker 4: I'm enjoying Kyle's swollen face.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not hurt.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little tender, but it's not. It doesn't hurt.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like I can see my cheeks and I
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  Speaker 1: don't usually You've done.
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  Speaker 4: These procedures for years, and you said you've come in
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  Speaker 4: and said that you were swollen.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it, but now I see it. It
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  Speaker 1: looks good. You have a good swollen face. You're not
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  Speaker 1: You're not Hitch. You're not will Smith Hitch. But you're swollen.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Phil, what do you say?
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  Speaker 4: You have?
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  Speaker 2: This?
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  Speaker 1: Not what do you have? What do you there's something different?
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  Speaker 1: I know you're like a chipmunk. He who looked like
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  Speaker 1: a chipmunk at one time. What'd you get wisdom? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I'm showing your swollen face. That's probably something a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people don't hear.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, if we missed your horoscope, it's I'll post it
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  Speaker 4: on a website John Jay Rich dot com