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Episode 31: The Bush Stink Eye and Aliens are Among Us · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome into the Treehouse. I'm Danielmalley, joined by Trey Trent Home and by
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another friend of this here show and at one time associate producer and foot tender,
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Jerry Caldwell. Good afternoon, gentlemen. Jerry's good to have you in
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the Treehouse again, my friend. Yeah, it's good to be here.
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So I've mentioned this before. We mentioned it when we did the road show
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at Tody's in Bedford back in April. Trey, you had told me that
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you would actually your time with Jerry never overlapped, and you and I Trey
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talked about this a couple episodes ago, and I just take for granted so
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many things in the Treehouse that I shouldn't and that is that with all this,
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all all the different amazing casts of characters that the show has employed over
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the years, not everyone has overlapped at given times. You left the show
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in at the end of twenty twelve, and Jerry, you were brought on
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sort of not to replace Trey, but to just kind of fill a role
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because when Trey left, everything got readjusted as far as the show structure,
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and so Jerry was brought on. Who was who came first? Kinsey or
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Jerry Kinsey technically Okay, so that wasn't warm Jerry. It was me technically,
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but I didn't get brought in because Kinsey showed up. So when Russ
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decided he wanted to I was doing an internet a live Internet TV show that
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other certain people had become aware of and started watching other people that were currently
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on the show. Yes, gotcha. Um. So when Russ decided he
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wanted to start doing live video streaming out of the studio, he contacted me,
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and I'm the one that helped us design the setup to you know,
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find the TriCaster and do all that stuff and get all all that all the
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videos that we did for the radio show. Yeah, exactly. And then
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I was supposed to come in and operate it after he got all that put
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together. Came in and I helped him like tweak some stuff one day after
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the late after the show was done, and then the next thing I know,
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Kinsey's there. And it was Kinsey until until it wasn't until it wasn't.
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Yeah, it was Kinsey until you know, until Russ rust her.
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And that's not a sexual thing at all. Not, That's not how I
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mean it. I mean, because I've said this on a number of times.
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And there's only a handful of people that know this the same or maybe
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better than I do. And two of them are in this treehouse with me
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right now. That's Trey and Jerry. Is you're around Rusts long enough,
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he's eventually going to bite you. Um. And that's and that's basically what
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happened with with him and Kinzie and then Jerry. Then Jerry got Broun and
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finally to get the job that was dangled in front of him for for a
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period of time. And then September twenty fifteen, and then one day I
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heart made a decision to eliminate an entire position from the company and that got
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Jerry swept up into the dust pin, into the dustpin. But but and
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one of our one of our last triumphs before being laid off, we were
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able to get Jerry hired back, got the radio station. Yes, and
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I somewhere deep down, Trey, I bet Jerry hates me for it.
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I'm kidding on. Jerry loves radio and he loves the job. Yes,
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yes, I do. And I appreciate that there was a bit of a
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bait and switch there. Oh yeah, come back and you'll get to be
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you get to be a producer on the The Dreehouse Come on back, and
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then the day I get there, they let you guys go incident. Right
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by the way, they never told me that you were going to be your
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producer on the show. Oh yeah, Well anyways, the situation is what
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it is. You got a job in radio, Trey and I do not.
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But hey, we're in digital form now we've now joined the Matrix.
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But that's right, you're doing the thing. We're not all digital because like
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we did that road show in April in Bedford, we found another another place
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to invite us in person in a room with alcohol and other people. I'm
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getting at another Treehouse podcast live road show that will be happening Jerry on Friday
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July seventh at Daddy Rabbits Pub in Louisville one twenty one in Round Grove in
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Louisville, five to seven pm. So I don't like to just make general
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assumptions about people's lives and schedules. So I'm not assuming you're free. I'm
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just I'm just going to ask you on Friday July seventh, from five to
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seven pm, what are you doing if things go according to plan. I
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will be in Hot Springs, Arkansas. Why are you being punished? No?
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I love Hot Springs. Okay? Oh so so no one's like trying
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to boil you. No, no, no, no, The boilings all
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self inflicted. You're going on it's you're going on vacation. Yes, wow,
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Yes, staying at the Arlington Hotel. Look at you, mister big
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time radio job. I get vacation. I wouldn't say I get vacation.
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You're gonna have to claw out a little hunk of vacation. It's not exactly
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vacation time, but you're going to be someplace else that's not work right.
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I will not be chained to the board for at least five days. So
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you're gone out of town. You're taking a trip, You and you and
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your you and your lady going for a romantic weekend in Arkansas. Yes.
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I think we're gonna leave, probably the night of the fourth. It only
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takes four hours to get up there. Um, we're gonna stay at the
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Arlington Hotel. We're gonna take advantage of all the bat houses they've opened.
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Um places, hot oh bath houses, Hot Springs. Never mind, I
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was thinking tawdry. I mean there are places. If you go behind the
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mountain, there are places to go to get that if you want. But
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as long as you stay in in uh the magic valley there, valley of
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vapors, then everything's everything's on the up and up, all right. But
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don't go around to the mossy side of the mountain. Yeah, yeah,
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that's actually what they call it. They call it the back side of the
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mountain. Of course they do. Hey, well, you know, if
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you if you want some ass, you got to go to the back side
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of the mountain. So on July seventh, you will not be able to
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be there at the road show. You'll be uh, you'll be in Arkansas
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with with your lady doing romantic things. Yes, well, good, good
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for you. Congratulations. How long the two you've been together now since October
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of twenty nineteen. Wow, now you're just showing off in front of single
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Trey. Yeah, and you know what, hats off to you. If
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you survived a fairly new relationship survived the pandemic, Good on you. Yeah,
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because unfortunately Trey had a relationship that survived the pandemic, but it didn't
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survive much after the pandemic. Nou the relationship, right, not her yes,
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okay, just making sure although Jerry, keep in mind it wasn't a
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total loss. I mean, Trey's X gotta gotta got a nice porsh out
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of the deal. Yeah, oh really, m yeah, I'm not sure.
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We still haven't figured out whether or not the money Trey had been giving
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her went towards that porch, but we're just assuming that it did. Seriously,
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though, I'm actually really happy for you, Jerry, being able to
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you know, keep a girl, keep a job, get to go on
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vacation. I know, so much different than this time last year. This
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time last year, it was I was looking looking pretty bad. Well,
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this time last year, I had a job in vacation. I'm starting to
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see where it happened here. I see. I think what happened Trey is
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I got Jerry a job back, and then he's submarined me. Oh,
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there's a balance, because you do live in paradise, so exactly. Yeah,
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I guess it is kind of a scoreboard type situation. Yeah, yeah,
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it doesn't suck, I'll be honest with you. So what are you
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gonna do on the vacation? What's there to do in Hot Springs? So
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you go around and you go to like different tubs or what. I've never
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I've never been to Arkansas intentionally. Arkansas is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
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place. Hot Springs is look. Hot Springs is located in the middle of
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the Washitaw Mountains. It's literally, sorry, I did the thing there.
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I know. It's it's an old throwback, and that's not actually something I
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say very often. It's uh. They call it like the mineral capital of
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the planet because every single kind of crystal or rock or anything that you can
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find pretty much anywhere in the world, you can find it to some degree
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in Arkansas. Really, so rockhounding is big there, going out digging for
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crystals, big big I've dug big quartz crystals out there and the mines around
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Hot Springs. Man, it's I can just I can just feel the excitement
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coming from your girlfriend's loins when you tell her we're gonna go rockhounding. Actually,
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she's all about it. She's really just like, Yeah, she's nerdly
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just like I am. Dirt for rocks, just like you do. Oh
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yes, yes, pulling mother Nature apart with your bare hands and pulling shiny's
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out of it. Yeah, that's awesome. How long has she been collecting
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her fingernail trimmings. She has yet to collect any. Well, that's because
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you have more, more than enough for the two of you. It's as
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a matter of fact, I found it pretty funny. I was telling doctor
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Scott Thornton this at the Trash Bash that when, as usual, when we
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went on our first date, I pulled him out, um, your fingernail
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clippings. Thank you, Trey, I was pulled him out on the first
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date. Here. It's one of those things where it's like, are you
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on the first date and there's a second one? We're good? You know.
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Well also, not only that, but if you if if you pull
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out your fingernail collection on the first date and it doesn't immediately end the first
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date, that's that's a pretty good start for you. And speaking of a
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good start, Trey, this is a good thing that you no longer have
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to worry about when it comes to the road show on July seventh at Daddy
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Rabbit's Pub in Louisville. Is since Jerry won't be there, neither will his
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fingernails. Because I don't think Jerry and the fingernails have ever been separate in
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the what is it eight years now that you've been doing a collection, Yes,
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and no, we have. We have never been a pot I've always
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had them in some fashion some degree. Actually survived the tornado because they were
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in my in my bag, hanging on the door the CoA closet downstairs by
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the front door, which was one of the only parts of the house that
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didn't get wrecked. So you basically made sure to keep your You kept your
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toneail clippings inside your emergency bug out bag kind of. Yeah, all the
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priorities. I'm pretty sure FEMA lists that you take all assential items in your
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bug out bag in case of emergency. But yeah, when I showed her
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showed her the collection, she asked me very similar questions that doctor Thornton asked
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me on the show that time when russ I was talking to him about it,
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which was why One of them is what's wrong with you? Is it?
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Is it a compulsion? Can you not do it and not get angry?
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I was like yeah, yeah, He's like, okay, do they
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bring you any sexual pleasure? I was like, no, okay, do
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you have any interest in collecting anyone else's? And I said no, And
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then doctor Thornton looks at him was like, Oh, he's not is He's
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just fucking weird. And she she asked me basically the same questions. I
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mean, that is throwing down the gauntlet on a first date. And if
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she stays around, I'd say, you have a keeper. That's yeah.
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Absolutely. We're both theater nerds and creative types and kind of awkward sometimes.
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Jerry, what, because I don't know this story? What was the impetus
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behind you beginning to collect your finger nail trimming? It started out as a
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simple science experiment. I was just interested in seeing how much of that stuff,
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my fingernails and toenails that I grew in a year. It was only
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supposed to last for a year. I started it on my birthday eighteen years
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ago, when I was thirty, on my thirtieth birthday, and I was
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just gonna after that was done, I was just going to put them all
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together and weigh it up and take some notes. And I was just I
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was just curious because at the time, there wasn't really like a good resource.
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You know, you find online it'll tell you that they grow this much,
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and you know, so on and so forth. But I just wondered,
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like, empirically, how much am I actually producing? And then at
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the end of the year I couldn't stop here I am eighteen years later.
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Have you started up a new can yet? I have to get a new
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can now, no more, we're going to fit in there. Have you
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done? Have you done anything else scientific? Like I said, Well,
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if I take the supplement, it gives you extra growth. I've I actually,
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I've never tried that before. I've never taken anything specifically for carroton production.
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And now you got his menels turning tree. Good job, because now
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he's gonna he's gonna start looking into it fine things. So that way he
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gets to produce more and therefore trim more and therefore save more and then also
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have more to chase you around with. It'll be two in each hand.
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When in each hand, oh, then it will be like moroccas. I
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will tell you this, and I don't know why I'm telling you this,
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but collagen supplement at least makes my nails grow faster. So okay, you
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know what this reminds me of, Trey. This reminds me of when your
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dad would tell you to go get belt belt. Yeah, so I got
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my own switch exactly, So right there, you just you just played into
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Jerry's hands and toe nails by saying, you know what. I know he's
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gonna do something to me with these things. But here's a way to grow
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even more of the things that make you nauseous. You really thinking about you?
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Try? You really are gletton for punishment. I am, but I
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have thought of a secret weapon to bring to uh keep Jerry from terrorizing me.
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Garlic. Oh, that does work? Crucifix? Huh what garlic?
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CHRISTI m m. The garlic doesn't work. There was a when I was
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growing up, there was a lady been tested on him. She she hung
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a big thing of garlic on her front porch, try and keep me away.
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It didn't work. So Trey, what do you have to keep Jerry
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we were talking about we mentioned aliens and how there was a research done that
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said that basically analyze the different states and the country as to which ones would
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fare better in an alien invasion versus others. Not really surprisingly the state of
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Nevada, Nevada. I still don't know which way I want to say that
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um was the least likely to survive an alien invasion. I guess partly because
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Area fifty one and maybe also because it's kind of remote or something. But
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it did get me thinking when this story happened, because there's been a lot
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of alien stuff going on the last couple of years, and it seems to
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kind of get it gets a little bit of attention in the news and in
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the media, but I feel like there's a lot more going on, and
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no one's really digging into it a whole lot. We're all just kind of
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like, man, if it shows up on TikTok, I'll believe it.
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Well, what's been released by the Pentagon just in the past few years in
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terms of videos. You've seen them with fire pilots watching these objects that seem
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to defy the laws of physics as we understand them. And its suspect when
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they do it because they almost always do it in like a document dump.
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You know, it's a Friday afternoon. You know, they're going to release
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a bunch of just weird stuff and people have to rifle through it. I
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mean, very seldom are there, like occasionally there has been like a congressional
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report. It's like, you know, I forgot what they call it now,
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UAVs instead of UFOs or something like that. Yeah, uv or UAP
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or something. Yeah. Yeah, So, but yeah, there has been
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an awful lot and there's a lot of things that make you, you know,
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question history. Oh give me an example, Um, I don't you
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know, it's not even so much. There's a show on Netflix if you
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haven't, it's called Ancient Apocalypse. Fascinating guy totally drawn a blank on his
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name, but he has a theory, and that is that, you know,
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basically, we're not the first civilization to be on Earth, that there
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was a civilization prior to the Ice Age, and that if you look at
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all I mean, whether it's Noah or all these other cultures that have never
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had any contact with each other. But I'll have this similar story of a
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great flood, and most of them have a you know, large people that
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came and taught them how to build and remake society as it were. And
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you know, because basically there's kind of a deal of if you say,
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maybe that some of their timeline of archaeology and history is wrong, and because
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the Great Sphinx is a good example, there are a lot of people,
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scientists, everyone who think that the actual Sphinx, the body was created twelve
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thousand years ago and it was the head that the Egyptians, which was in
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history conquering, you know, whoever was the conqueror a lot of times,
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took temples and everything else. They didn't just destroy them, they built over
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them or they modified them to make them their own. And that the Sphinx
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was actually a cat head, and then the Egyptians came along and and that's
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why the head is so much smaller than the rest of the body than made
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it into a human head. But you know, basically the premises, you
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know, how all of a sudden five six thousand years ago, did they
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learn how to make the engineering you know, necessary to build a pyramid.
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That's not something that just comes to you overnight. So basically we need to
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all go back and rewatch Stargate the movie and the television series because it might
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be close to historical documents, are ably historical documentary. It's not that the
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Egyptian gods were made up, it's that they were actually aliens with dogheads and
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things very possible. I'm just feel the sandpoint of the math. It's kind
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of hard to argue against alien life forms. I mean, you consider that
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we are in a galaxy, the Milky Way galaxy, the billions of stars
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like sun like the Sun, some not in a universe with billions of galaxies.
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So I mean, do that math. What are the odds that some
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indistinct, unremarkable planet that just happens to be attached to one particular star and
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an unremarkable galaxy would be the only one that has intelligent life? Yeah?
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And well, and also if you really get down to it, whether it's
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aliens or let's say just that we are not the first there. What are
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the biggest things? Is if all of a sudden, they came out tomorrow
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and said, guess what, there were humans that walked the earth fifty thousand
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years ago? Well, what are the big problem there is that you then
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have you know, I mean there are people who doubt the dinosaurs because it's
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not in the Bible. So have all of a sudden you had you know,
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said, Dirry, you're human civilizations fifty thousand years ago. You're going
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to have a crisis of faith and one of the biggest businesses in the world
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is going to be really unhappy. No, there's no question that figures in
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a thin You're exactly right. Well, yeah, because I mean, and
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that's kind of sad when you think about it. That means, at the
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end of the day, one of the biggest things we're all concerned with is
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money because because that's that's that's basically what it would boil down to. The
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business of God is a very big business. It's a trillion dollar business.
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There's a Yeah, there's a reason why you know, there are there are
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dedicated you know, broadcast networks for Jesus. But but Jesus technically his own
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currency. Yeah yeah, yeah, he does. And but Jesus never makes
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an appearance on those shows. Not even a call in, not even a
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call in. The man can't even be bothered with a damn phoner. Just
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call in, check in, say what's up? Be like, hey man,
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I'm real you should really listen to these guys. But Jesus won't come
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down and actually endorsed the endorse the preachers. Yeah, yeah, not even
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an Everett. I'm sorry if this brings up a painful you know, memory
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won't even send down a burning bush. Wow, do you feel attacked?
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Everett? I feel attacked for you, uh speaking, I call it a
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burning stink eye bush. Still, okay, poke at the wound front Hall.
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So, Trey, you mentioned it earlier where I think, I guess
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in the documentary they had mentioned that they were, you know, really tall
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alien like creatures that were helping humans, you know, get back on track
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after this big flood. Yeah. So did you hear about there really tall
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creatures that partied in Vegas recently? No? Or maybe it was renouh.
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So I've got something for you. I would really if if aliens come and
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they go to Reno instead of Vegas, that's really going to be a very
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big disappointment in Barren's eligence. Someone actually called nine one one in Las Vegas
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and said, um, I think there's some aliens in my backyard. Have
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you guys, have you guys seen this? So this this was posted online
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a couple of weeks ago. It's a news story out of one of the
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local TV stations in Las Vegas, and it includes police officers responding to a
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call about people saying that looks like there might be aliens in my yard.
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It's almost midnight on May first, when a Las Vegas Metro police officer's bodycam
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catches this something flashing low in the sky. Later there's a there's like an
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eighth ful person beside it, and another one inside and there has big guys
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are looking at us, and it's still good. Someone calls nine one one
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reporting two large figures in their backyard. Oh, I'm so nervous right now.
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The eight News now investigators obtaining another officers video as he sent to the
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Northwest Valley home. I have butterflies, brow a shooting star. Then these
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people say there's aliens in their backyard. By now it's more than an hour
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after that, bright light officers meeting up with the collar and his family.
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Would you see it was like it was like a big creature, a big
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creature. I'm not going to be yes, you guys. One of my
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partners said they saw something fall over the sky too, So that's why I'm
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kind of curious, traded you catch that the quote unquote witness saying the creature
28:47
looked to me about ten feet tall. I heard big, but so yeah,
28:52
ten feet tall, that that would be big. You know somewhere Mark
28:57
Cuban's kind of rain his hands together. It's like, oh really, it's
29:03
just thinking. It's like there's some NBA owners going, man, we can
29:06
bring back the big man. You just teach him the sky hook and were
29:11
off to the racist and you'll never be as good as shack unless you can
29:15
make free throws good in your backyard. Or they see like a big they
29:23
say they see like a big like anthing with but I saw right now,
29:26
I don't believe in police walk into the backyard to investigate, but Metro blocked
29:32
out that part of the video because it's considered private property. It's clear they're
29:36
taking this call seriously. Hey, this might sound like a really dumb question,
29:41
but did you guys see anything fall out of the sky, asking others
29:45
what they saw I would normally discount as nothing. However, um, seeing
29:51
as one of my partners said they saw it too. The only reason I'm
29:53
actually investigating it further. That investigation turning up no concrete answers as a Wednesday
30:00
whatever or whoever fell into that yard long gone within minutes. All right,
30:06
it does, it does. Ninth, flu things come back. Don't call
30:07
us, all right, deal with it yourself. Man, that's not cool.
30:11
What happened to Protect and serve? Wow? I guess, I guess
30:15
protect and serves stops at aliens. Yeah, you have to be earth born
30:19
for them to give a crap. Yeah that now all of a sudden they
30:26
care about being recorded with their boot on somebody's neck if it's an alien.
30:33
And now we figured out Men in Black is real. Well, not only
30:37
that, but apparently it's like some of the depictions in Hollywood feel like alien
30:44
you know, depictions might actually be kind of accurate. It's like, what
30:45
does Hollywood know? Because like Stargate, the movie and the television show,
30:49
um, and also the movie signs with Mel Gibson, one of m Night
30:57
Shamalan's good movies, or the alien actually looked exactly kind of like what they're
31:02
describing ten V tall and you know, kind of gangly and running around and
31:06
disappearing in things. But it doesn't it doesn't stop with just some random people
31:11
calling nine one one, you know, at night in Las Vegas, because
31:18
there's there's also apparently a government whistleblower who has come out and said, yeah,
31:26
we've got lots of this stuff, we're just not telling anybody about it.
31:32
Did you see this? Did you hear about this? Is this the
31:37
like an air Force guy that said, yeah, we've been capturing you know,
31:41
these alien aircrafts, some working, some not, you know, for
31:44
years, and that's we're sitting on a lot of alien tech and stuff like
31:48
that. Yes, yeah, And again this is like the guy I've found
31:52
this stuff basically just kind of scrolling through you know, Twitter or going across
31:56
and just looking at Yahoo dot com, as opposed to having like a nice
32:04
fireside chat with the president saying all right, look we found some stuff and
32:09
we just don't trust you all to tell you about it. Well, I
32:15
think it would, as Trey pointed out earlier, you know, it would
32:20
so undermine the idea of God that's so many people have if in fact,
32:28
it were confirmed that there were alien life forms that not only exists, but
32:34
are superior to us, because I mean, in order to effectuate the sort
32:37
of speed with which they would have to travel to get here from any place
32:44
that could maintain life there, technology is so far beyond what we can even
32:52
conceive that, you know, we're just a curiosity to then that there is
33:00
definitely that possibility. However, that also means there's a possibility that, like
33:05
us, among those aliens are some that can't drive because they keep crashing in
33:09
our planet. And this guy who goes on news Nation was part of the
33:15
teams to go around and collect wreckage. So here's this guy. This is
33:22
a snippet from an interview he did on news Nation. He's a whistleblower and
33:28
he's supposedly, at least according to these circles, very very credible, and
33:32
he has a security clearance basically of about the highest you can get. When
33:39
you say crash retrieval, what do you mean? These are retrieving non human
33:45
origin technical vehicles. You know, call it spacecraft if you will. It's
33:50
probably on the right parlance, but no kidding, non human exotic origin vehicles
33:57
that have either landed or crashed. We have spice craft from another species?
34:01
We do? Yeah? How many? Quite a number when you say crush
34:07
retreatment? Quite a number? Um again, how is it? Are we
34:15
all just is? Did you guys see the movie Don't Look Up on Netflix
34:20
last year? Are we all so distracted by looking down at our phones that
34:25
we can't ever be bothered to look up into this guy and go, hey,
34:29
look at that aliens? You know, I have to question that we
34:34
would have such an abundance of recovered vehicles. I mean, I just think
34:38
about all the people that would be involved in the recovery of those, all
34:43
the people would have knowledge of those incidents, and the idea that this has
34:46
never come to life and that we've seen no evidence of it. I'm not
34:51
saying the guy's line. I'm just saying I'm a bit skeptical of his claims
34:54
for that reason. Yeah, but Everett, if you think about it,
34:59
you know, if there was one one thing that would scare people in power
35:02
enough to keep their mouth shut is the fact that they face the chance of
35:08
power unraveling, because you would have in reality, if you if they said,
35:14
yes, there's an alien landing on Earth, you would have mass hysteria.
35:19
That's true, But you know this guy's talking. I'm just saying,
35:22
you know, there would be other people. I just can't believe we would
35:25
just now be hearing about this and from only one person because the news And
35:29
you're exactly the right tray. I mean, I completely agree with you,
35:31
so what their mass reaction would likely be. But at the same time,
35:37
it's such a fantastic secret it would be very difficult for venting people to keep,
35:43
certainly for everyone except for this guy, no, I mean, and
35:47
it's something there we used to the government used to be able to keep secrets,
35:53
maybe not perfectly, but a lot better than they can now. So
36:00
yeah, this is a really good one. I don't know, how are
36:01
you making rock? Maybe this is the only guy that's come out and say
36:05
anything, and they have, you know, warehouses full of extraterrestrial vehicles.
36:09
But the other the other possibility is that the reason why some of this has
36:15
been kept so secret and been kept as such a well guarded secret, as
36:21
that perhaps not only are the aliens here, but they've managed to put on
36:27
some human skin suits and get elected into the highest offices of the land and
36:30
keep it all a secret. And this guy happens to be a regular human
36:34
that said, Hey, look at all this stuff we've got that no one
36:37
knows about. And then eventually he'll disappear and the aliens be like, what
36:40
guy, what wouldn't we have no idea who? Who? Who? This
36:43
person is? Well, we'll just have to wait to see. Yeah,
36:49
I suppose, but a picture, you know, if you're going to blow
36:52
a whistle man, take a picture of something. I get that. It's
36:57
like, if you're going to be a whistle blower, you want you don't
37:00
him to be just a whistleblower. You wanted to be a whistle shower.
37:04
Yeah, I mean there needs to be so approved. Give it time,
37:10
because now, Dan, I will disagree with you on one thing you said.
37:15
You know, aliens crashing here, they're obviously bad drivers. They may
37:20
not be bad drivers. They may have forgotten to stop for a refuel.
37:25
Bucky's on Neptune that they forgotten to spect from them there's some nagging person,
37:31
you know, going teld you to stop. So instead of getting instead of
37:35
getting more more fuel when they made the stop, instead they went to the
37:38
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invasions, you know, And maybe maybe there's technology that has come from alien
42:54
technology that we're just not really aware of. Um. But you were.
43:00
You were telling me a little while ago that I guess you were sort of
43:05
not anti technology, but I guess you're you're kind of slow to accept some
43:08
of the some of the newer advancements that we have in technology these days.
43:14
Yea, I have. There's one thing that I have been very resistant too.
43:19
And but the more and more I watch and I look and everything else,
43:23
I have become resigned to the fact that as a society we are going
43:29
to be better off when there are self driving cars. That you take the
43:36
human element out of it, is that because you've reached the point or you've
43:39
reached the age in which you've lost faith in your fellow man. It's well,
43:45
I know I lost faith years ago, but I just I have no
43:51
faith in people anymore to actually drive. I mean, and and you look
43:54
at just the ebb and flow of traffic and everything else, and so much.
43:58
So many problems are caused by people not paying attention, you know,
44:00
whether if you're at a stoplight and one guy goes and then the car you
44:05
know, next car waits five seconds because they got their head up their ass,
44:07
and it just completely screws up the flow of traffic merging on the highway
44:12
you know so much, you know, which is where so many traffic problems
44:15
cause are caused. And if people would just go, you know, hey,
44:20
you know one end, you know, every other car let him in,
44:22
Let him in, let him in, and you know, everything with
44:23
flow fine, and so you know, it's just like it's just everything would
44:30
be better to be less accident as everything else. And sadly if they were
44:32
just self driving cars and took the human element out. And I was absolutely
44:38
convinced of that. The other day, I was in the parking lot of
44:44
Target and I was leaving. Congratulations, congratulations, because leaving target is very
44:51
difficult. It sucks you in and it keeps you there. It doesn't real
44:54
quick. Were you able to leave target still straight? Yes, so it
45:00
is possible, Okay, well, good on, it is good job,
45:02
good job. So although you know, I was a little curious about some
45:07
of their clothing choices. Careful that's how to get you tray. You get
45:10
curious about it. And then yeah, um, so I'm starting to back
45:17
up and there is a car is pulls in, you know, behind me,
45:22
and blocks me from backing up. They stopped there. I I thought
45:28
they were waiting for another spot, and so I sit there. I sit
45:31
there. I sit there, and about thirty seconds goes by, and I'm
45:35
starting to get a little agitated. You I know, big shocker, and
45:42
I honk. I get no response. Finally, we're probably getting on a
45:46
minute. I open up my door, turn around. I noticed the lady
45:53
in the car. How's her window down? So I said, excuse me,
45:58
ma'am, I'm kind to leave your mind. She then looks up from
46:07
her phone, looks over to me and says, oh, excuse me,
46:13
I'm sorry that I don't text and drive, and I nearly fell out of
46:21
my car. She basically had just stopped in the middle of the parking lot
46:24
so she could send a text message but technically while not moving. So I
46:28
guess not driving. I got you so. So so what she did was
46:32
she made the entire world stop around her so she could send a text.
46:39
Right. But you know, in her mind she was being safe because she
46:43
wasn't texting and driving. Well, she's she's not wrong, she she there
46:47
there is there is a a a loophole in that that argument that you know
46:52
she is correct and it is that's kind of a in that in that tiny
46:55
if you're if you're looking at it through a microscopic lens, she was correct
47:00
and she was doing a good thing by not texting and driving. The problem
47:06
is is once you pull out and look at the bigger picture, which she
47:09
is clearly incapable of doing. Is we're all just really really lucky that she
47:17
allows us to live in her orbit. And clearly, whatever she does,
47:22
we have to then live our lives accord in reaction to what she does.
47:29
And that's the kind of person on this planet that I cannot stand. And
47:32
honestly, if if if aliens do come, those would be some of the
47:37
first people if I could, I would round up and hand over to our
47:42
new overlords. First. All these people think they're the most important thing on
47:45
this planet. Can you please show them differently? Yeah, I mean,
47:52
and it's it's it's the mindset of that in her mind, like she there
48:00
actually doing a good thing. They're not texting and driving. It doesn't matter
48:02
that you know, they're causing a huge inconvenience for everyone else and how it
48:07
affects everyone else's wives. But you know, the world stops and so they
48:13
can do a good thing and not text and drive, you know, kind
48:15
of like sitting well, it's kind of like sitting at a table, you
48:19
know, at a Chinese restaurant for an hour and a half. You know,
48:24
trendom I was going to agree with you, but now that's all off,
48:30
and I had a question, but I have to pose it in the
48:34
midst of all of this. Did you offer her a snack? I did
48:39
not have a snack available. I gave I gave her a stink. Guy,
48:45
this is on you. If you didn't offer her a snack, you
48:49
have no one to blame it yourself. You could her attention, so she
48:54
could have been eating while while not driving. Probably I probably have to longer
49:00
so she can chewed. No, but she's trying to avoid doing something she
49:05
can't legally do while driving. That's a big safety Hansward. You can eat
49:09
while driving, you can't giving her some peanut butter crackers? Well? Is
49:17
ever it is? That? Is that? Is that your cure for road
49:21
rage? Or is that? Is that? Is that the way you de
49:22
escalate tent situations is with peanut butter crackers? And absolutely, I mean that
49:29
exchange would have been entirely different had you simply offered her a delicious snack.
49:36
You know what, I can You know, I carry dog treats and cat
49:37
treats in my car. I'll start carrying some human treats and you know you
49:43
know what, No, I'll give that a shot. Don't actually What you
49:45
need to do is go when you go to the pet store to get the
49:49
treats, get those ones that are right by the right by the registers,
49:52
the impulse treats. The ones that look like cookies and they look like a
49:59
muffin, and cupcakes and things that the dog treats that look like human treats.
50:05
Give those out. Yeah. I think they even make some peanut butter.
50:08
One, so every suggested peanut butter crackers, that's not that's a good
50:13
idea. It'd be even better if you really want to get a reaction out
50:15
of her, is this, take a jar of peanut butter and just smear
50:19
it all over your what you ain't got no jelly. I hate laughing at
50:35
my own punched lines, but I could not know that's a good one.
50:37
I'm just imagining you getting out of the car the target barking lot with no
50:43
fants, just covered with peanut butter. Be sure to file, oh geez,
50:50
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