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Robbery | Son of a Boy Dad #339 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Today.
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  Speaker 4: It is September twenty fifth. Oh wait, yeah, this is
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  Speaker 4: coming out on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well that's okay. They'll be alright, they'll wonder
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  Speaker 3: why we didn't talk ball. We might as well, be honest.
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  Speaker 3: We're never recording again. Yeah, if we hear that parlay.
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  Speaker 4: four mil.
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  Speaker 1: And you're really trusted me to pay you guys out
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  Speaker 1: on this now?
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  Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even know I was. I don't expect
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  Speaker 3: to be part of it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, sass, you're really expecting me to pay you out.
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  Speaker 3: Of I'd like to be, but you guys cut me out.
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  Speaker 3: We cut you out, and that's fine. You guys clearly
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  Speaker 3: you know, need your own thing.
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  Speaker 4: Feel free to take any of those and fade them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm an art big time fade.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I think that if if this does hit, I'm buying
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  Speaker 1: SaaS first class tickets.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's huge, that would be big. Those are expensive. Lately,
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  Speaker 4: I bought myself first class ticket on yesterday or two
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  Speaker 4: days ago, and it was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: How much did it run?
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  Speaker 3: You? A lot? How much?
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  Speaker 4: Well, when you are flying standby, that's like only like
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  Speaker 4: a twenty five dollars down payment and then you got
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  Speaker 4: to throw like the seven hundred on top of it
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  Speaker 4: for first class.
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  Speaker 1: Flying first class to Chicago is.
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  Speaker 3: Totally unnecessary.
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  Speaker 1: That's like getting first class on a train.
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  Speaker 4: It's really not. I actually don't understand where that whole
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  Speaker 4: thing came, Like, I feel like that was when everyone
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  Speaker 4: moved to Chicago. I feel like they spread this rumor
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  Speaker 4: that like a flight to Chicago's like taking the train
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  Speaker 4: to Long Island for the weekend. It's a You're in
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  Speaker 4: the air for two hours and then it's like four
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  Speaker 4: hours from ohair to your hotel.
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  Speaker 3: That's the problem. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like an easy trip by any means. No,
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  Speaker 4: like we just did like we did like Philly Columbus
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  Speaker 4: or I guess I did Philly Columbus in Chicago, Philly.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously that doesn't really count. I mean it's a train ride.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a flight to Chicago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Columbus is like the Columbus is. You're in
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  Speaker 4: the air for an hour and a half, you land,
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  Speaker 4: everything's right there, get back on the ploat plane and
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  Speaker 4: fly home.
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  Speaker 3: Easy Portland, Maine fifty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's nice, really nice.
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  Speaker 4: If they opened the office in the flight is like
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  Speaker 4: the flight is like throwing a ball.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, gentle up and then gentle down. There's no it's
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  Speaker 3: the best sustained Yeah, o.
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  Speaker 1: Haair airport should not be there. No, so they should
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  Speaker 1: put it over the water.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. They should fill in the lake, is what they
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  Speaker 4: should do. So and expand the city.
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  Speaker 3: I like Midway.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I flew there once.
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  Speaker 4: I was looking.
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  Speaker 1: I used to fly there as a kid because my
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  Speaker 1: parents were we were a Southwest family.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a Southwest place.
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  Speaker 1: Which is another way of saying that times were tough.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were American Airlines today and it was.
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  Speaker 3: Not great.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's up guys, sass here. Uh just wanted to
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  Speaker 4: jump in real quick and give you guys a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of an explanation regarding today's episode. So we had
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  Speaker 4: to trim down, or I trimmed it down.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 4: We recorded like an hour and a half last Thursday
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  Speaker 4: for this Tuesday, and when we recorded, I just got
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  Speaker 4: off of a flight. I was in a bad mood,
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  Speaker 4: and it pretty much just turned into like me ranting
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  Speaker 4: about this first class list for like thirty plus minutes,
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  Speaker 4: and there was funny parts which I left in, Like
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  Speaker 4: I left in all the funny shit. But then aside
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  Speaker 4: from that, it really like you're not missed. You guys
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  Speaker 4: aren't missing out on anything, is what I'm trying to
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  Speaker 4: say here. It was just bad podcasting on my behalf.
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  Speaker 4: So trimmed out most of that shit, and yeah, we've
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  Speaker 4: got a solid back two thirds of the episode that
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  Speaker 4: you guys are going to enjoy, very funny. Yeah that's all.
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  Speaker 4: We'll be back on Thursday with a fresh episode and
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna be a really good one. So keep an
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  Speaker 4: eye out for that. See you guys shortly. Goodbye.
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  Speaker 3: So you brought up the wanting to get upgraded to
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  Speaker 3: the first plass list.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've just been having like a mental battle with
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  Speaker 4: myself for the last forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 1: I know the text you've been sending us are like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't fucking do this anymore, texting a texting Dave.
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  Speaker 1: He kept on saying he's going to text Dave, and
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  Speaker 1: you were dead like, there's not a joke, like.
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  Speaker 3: Don't don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Well I decided not to.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do it.
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  Speaker 6: It was.
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  Speaker 1: It'll still get to his desk because this has made
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  Speaker 1: enough of.
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  Speaker 3: You've really caused quite a well you know what it was,
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  Speaker 3: and now you're going to get it all removed for
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  Speaker 3: all of them.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to fuck up the block you're you're making cold.
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  Speaker 4: There's a chance that I'm willing to take.
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  Speaker 3: And if you do that, then Ron and I are
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  Speaker 3: going to come over at ten in the morning when
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  Speaker 3: you're fast asleep, and we are going to use pillowcases
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  Speaker 3: filled with soap bars and beat your legs. I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to fuck up your I'm going to fuck up your
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  Speaker 3: entire system, your game.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't even know how.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, I would use water. That whole thing is fried.
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  Speaker 3: The Louisville Slugger seems like a pretty useful tool.
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  Speaker 4: True, true, it would, it would explode. You're real, You're
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  Speaker 4: right about that. The PCs are extremely delicate.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not gonna be just me and Francis. If
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  Speaker 1: you fuck up this this list, it's gonna be you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have Rigs on your ass. You're gonna have Frand on.
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  Speaker 4: Your Oh, I'm not trying to fuck up the first
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  Speaker 4: class list. You are, though, I'm not trying to get
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  Speaker 4: you guys removed from them. But you don't care if
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  Speaker 4: I want my boys up front, You don't.
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  Speaker 1: Care if we're not up front, though, you if we
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  Speaker 1: stop being up front, then it's not gonna You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like, well, I tried. I tried to get me
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  Speaker 1: up front, and even if we're collateral, you don't care.
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  Speaker 4: If he said, if Dave said like you're you can't
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  Speaker 4: go up front, or like, if there was some sort
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  Speaker 4: of trade off where it was like you guys are me,
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  Speaker 4: I would say let them sit.
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  Speaker 3: Up for But that's not how that would ever go.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm obviously yeah, and me talking about this is
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  Speaker 4: not gonna get you guys removed from first class.
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  Speaker 1: You really never know, because even GAVs was downstairs, He's like,
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  Speaker 1: your boy was first class? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Did you say?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And yes.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying I have to fly first class every flight.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not like, I obviously get the first class list thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm only saying because you guys are always talking about
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  Speaker 4: the first class list.
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  Speaker 3: No we're not. I don't the people on the first
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  Speaker 3: class list don't talk about it. That's the first rule.
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  Speaker 4: Well someone's class list, someone's talking about the first class.
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  Speaker 3: Second, you asked us the question, at which point we
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  Speaker 3: didn't feel that we could lie because we are proud
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  Speaker 3: card carrying members of the first class list.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, look flying to Chicago regardless.
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  Speaker 3: May I just may I just say the reason that
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  Speaker 3: I was not on it, And then Riggs advocated for
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  Speaker 3: me to be because we were now flying to Hawaii
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  Speaker 3: and places like fucking that's a twelve hour flight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he just wanted you to see what it was
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  Speaker 1: like up there on a flight to Hawaii. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's like it's a lou album.
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  Speaker 3: I started going with four plays, so often, and it
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  Speaker 3: makes so much money for the company that to add
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  Speaker 3: me was a wonderful gesture for which I was appreciative.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't. I don't think I like complained or
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  Speaker 3: even asked.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not. I I think you guys should
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  Speaker 4: be on the list like I don't. You don't need
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  Speaker 4: to convince me. I'm I'm I'm screaming add Francis to
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  Speaker 4: the list. If if you weren't on it, you know
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  Speaker 4: I would die for that list.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little worried right now about my spot on
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  Speaker 3: the list.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you got to stop thinking so much about your
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  Speaker 4: spot and think about my spot that doesn't exist on them.
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  Speaker 3: You got to stop thinking about shaking the house of
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  Speaker 3: cards on which I'm shaking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm shaking the cards.
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  Speaker 3: This is a very uh. This list needs to be
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  Speaker 3: thought of as a very small list, And if you
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  Speaker 3: want to be part of that list, there's a right
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  Speaker 3: way and a wrong way to go about it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look, just because you don't want to ride the train
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  Speaker 1: to Chicago with a bindle on a stick eating at
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  Speaker 1: can of beans, don't fuck up our good situation of
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  Speaker 1: being able to be at the front of the plane
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  Speaker 1: where there's a luau happening on the way to.
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  Speaker 4: Of course correct, I'm fine with how much like I'm
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm okay. Do you remember when it's the principle?
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  Speaker 3: Do you when I do you remember when.
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  Speaker 4: It's that's what it is?
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember when I told you guys what I
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  Speaker 3: make and then later that day you text group chat
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  Speaker 3: and said, Hey, Roan, do you think that France is
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  Speaker 4: Intended I send it to you, texted me, and he
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  Speaker 4: was like, meant to send it to round.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, dude, do you think that him making that
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  Speaker 3: amount of money is like?
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  Speaker 4: And I think the way I phrased it, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: is that crazy? Or is that how much like everyone's making?
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  Speaker 4: And then you said and then you unsented and then
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  Speaker 4: you replied and you said and you said, it is crazy?
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  Speaker 3: Oh man?
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  Speaker 4: Well, though, like in terms of like texts that like
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  Speaker 4: the like texting about someone else's salary and sending it
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  Speaker 4: to that person, really like that was like best case
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  Speaker 4: scenario what I could have been saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you'd been like, like you can, Francis definitely
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  Speaker 3: doesn't serve making that he's making that I should make this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Okay, speaking of principles, I watched a robbery yesterday. Oh yes,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I watched a robbery.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Use that was I mean, it was too good to
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: not tell.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I texted the guys, I go, I just witnessed a robbery,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: and Harry goes, what my my salaries and.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: What you finally read my contract?
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: That's what it was.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Tell us about the robbery.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Very app Yeah, we were Actually you are.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Just the king of contradictions because you're like, I'm happy
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: with what I'm paid I and then you're like, my
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: st my contract.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: That was well timed, it was, But that was funny
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: that we were so wrapped up in Sassa's like hotel
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: situation that you like, we really glossed over the robbery
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: in that conversation. And I'm glad that we're here today.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: No, it it it was okay. So I was getting
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: on it. I was on a city bike. I was
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: on an e bike. That's important. Uh. In coming out
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: of Dumbo, I was going under the Manhattan Bridge Ron
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: right about to.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Turn left onto the loop that he loop correct.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Right about to go, and I looked to my left
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: because I heard like a bike clatter to the ground,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: and I saw a woman, uh, who had just like
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: kind of not not quite She had sort of jumped
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: off her bike and her bike had crashed to the ground,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: but she was like stumbling out of it. And a
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: guy there were three young guys, call them teens to
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: like twenty fifteen to twenty year olds on e bikes,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: and one of them the reason she had fallen was
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: that he had looped his arm, threw her shoulder bag
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: and ripped it off of her arm as she was biking,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: and he had driven past her taken her bag, and
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: then he was swerving into traffic and a car slammed
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: on the brakes to not hit him. And at first
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: my mind didn't quite understand what I had seen. I
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: was like, did they just crash? What's going on here?
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: But he had grabbed her bag.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: And now they were kicking off and she was freaking out.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: She started it took her a second to realize what
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: had happened. But she saw them biking away with her bag,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: and she grabbed her bike and thought about chasing after them.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: And when I saw her do that, I turned, Oh, yeah,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I started, that's your dream. I have been thinking about
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: this moment.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Some hyans stop on hand.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: This moment has been in my dreams for fucking years.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: And I talk about it. It is you want to
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: talk the warpath workout. This is why we're doing, this
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: is why we train. And I started after them and
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: they were probably like one hundred and fifty yards ahead
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: of me.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: What kind of gear were they working?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: They're just on city bike e bikes too. Okay, so
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm on an e.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Bike there I all tap out.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: It's like they hold you back a little bit.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a government.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: No, but dude, I can beat anybody. Not anybody, but
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I could beat I could overtake them. But like my
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: city bike four times a day. Yeah, the way rone
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: does in and out of traffic, I'm a lunatic and
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm in shape. Yeah, and I can kick
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: that thing into fucking overdrive.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: You'll hit the twenty five miles an hour fast.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I would have caught them. I would have caught them.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Happened What happened?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: As I was going, I realized there's four of them
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: and there's just me, and they might have weapons, and.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: That's to your mandamatory minimum in New York.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I just said, I don't think this is the right
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: thing for me to do as far as risk.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: So had you been were you already moving?
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: I was going, I hadn't gone quite through the intersection.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: No, okay, no, because I know once you hit max
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: speed it's tough too.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Then I would have been committed. Yeah, but I waffled.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: And let me tell you something, I have been sick
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: to my stomach for twenty four hours. I'm not making
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: a joke. I believe I haven't stopped thinking about it
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: for more than five seconds. I fucking hate myself.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You're like the guy outside the fight and saving Private
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Ryan on the staircase.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, crying crying? Yeah, Upham, Upham.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Is his name, Upham. You're you're basically up them.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: The guy's getting stabbed in the throat and he's just
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: right there, and he could have done something and.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Get a gun. Yeah, he could have easily shot him.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I have two guns. I could have caught these guys.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: But there were four of them and they had just
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: robbed his woman. And I thought, and they're going towards
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, they go up that way. There's Farragut houses
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and then there's another project they.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Were but they were going they were going towards like
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Williamsburg basically do you know the Wegmans. Yeah, that's how
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: they were going. They were going down that way past
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: the Wegmans and then like whatever along that way.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Well, that's towards Erica's new office.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Does she work there at.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: The uh at? Her office is in that that big
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: facility behind the Wegmans.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: She's selling stolen goods common thugs.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: She doesn't work at barstool anymore.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: That's why I am texting her.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I've been asking her for first class tickets. She said,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: block this number.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I I was actually unsettling that's happening in that area.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I'm so unhappy with myself.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: The drive by perse.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: That's like a that almost that's like ninety style.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never seen it before.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: That happened in Paris.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I know it's like a pickpocket. She I remember watching
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: the woman put her head in her hands like this,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: what does she look like she had dark hair? She
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: was probably like forty five. There's nothing she could get
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: n her. No, I was past her, and then I said,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: don't don't die for this woman's shoulder back. What all
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I know? There's nothing in it. It could have just
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: been empty maybe of laptop. Probably she's gonna she's gonna
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: file it as a police report. Maybe it's insured. I
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna do that police report. The NYPD will
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: be there in four days.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: So then I turned and it's the shame set in,
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: and I spent the rest of the evening thinking about
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: what I should have done.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: You're like Liam Neeson, you're like any black past I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: would have beat up any blacks.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I never said that they were black.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Liam Neeson said that in that in his story.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna say they were. Okay, maybe we
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: should cut that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, that's hilarious.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Well whatever, their race didn't matter. Let's say they were
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: one of each color of the race. She was black too, hmm,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: whatever you're picturing. Yeah, So so what I should have done,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: this to me is the right way to have handled it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I should have followed them from a distance, casually but
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: at speed keeping up. I should have called the police
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: from my cellphone and followed them and said this is
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: where we are. I just watched this robbery happen. I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: following them. Send cars and then let the cops come
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: and cars.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Send men, many men, Send many, many many men.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I need backup now we probably only needed one, maybe two.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Send everyone you have southron Water Street.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I got eyes on four Purpse seventeen, fifteen years old.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: My dad kind off. My dad was driving behind someone
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: in Massa, Chusetts who was like hammered, and he called
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: the cops and then followed them until they pulled over.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: And then the savest place to be is in the
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: blind spot of the.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Bull peeled out, Oh yeah, of course, yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Right behind. I can't do anything.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: You'll never hit traffic. If you're behind a drunk driver,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: just clear in the path.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Just stay tight behind him.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: If I had fully been ready for war, if what
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: if you were off bike? No, then what I couldn't
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: have done anything?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: What if they were on foot?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: And if they were on foot.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: What if they were on bike and you were on
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: foot but you were right by when it happened?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Well I don't, I mean no, Well, this is what
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I was planning would have This is what I would
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: have done if I had had, if I had been
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: ready for war. Yeah, but I still have like two
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: more weeks left on this workout plan, so I'm not
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: quite there. But try that ship in two weeks, motherfuckers. Okay,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: So what I would have done is I would have
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: come up behind them, and I wouldn't have like indicated
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: that I was I had seen what had happened. Maybe
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: they'd be a little wondering why I was biking so fast,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: But I think that they got far enough away and
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: then they like slowed down. So I would have followed
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: them and come up behind. And I think that what
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I would have done is, I mean the first guy,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I would have just pushed him over.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, clean knockout, Like just.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Push him off the bike. Now he's not really a
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: problem for a little bit. Second guy I had in
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: my bag, I had a water bottle. I would have
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: taken that out and I would have shoved it in
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: the spokes of his back wheel, watched him flip over.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: He's no longer a problem.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Third guy, this is like very Indiana Jones on a horse.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Keanu Reeves also famously in john Wick there was a
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: scene where he was on a horse. Yeah, and there
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: were motorcycles and he was like fighting.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: It was to get I gotta watch all those I
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: haven't seen them all. I've only seen like, I don't know.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I would have done with the
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: third guy. Maybe he would have bugged out because he
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: realizes I'm a fucking problem by now because I've taken out.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have been next to him, and he
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: would have You could have like run him into something.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: And what about four four I'm jumping off my bike
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: and tackling. Yeah, it's it's going to the floor.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: You're mounting his bike. Yeah, you're like hanging on as
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: he's like pedaling.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I would have I would have brought him to the ground.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I think you almost you jump onto his handlebars.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm coming up behind him. He's terrified now
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: because he's no longer has he no longer has the bogies,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: but to surround him. Yeah, and I I'm jumping from
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: my bike onto his shoulders and ripping him to the ground. Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I like that, And I went through that whole scenario
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: in my head. I also had this thought I was
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: wearing my stiffest pair of blue jeans, and I thought
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: these are not broken in enough for me to take
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: on the full chase pursuit that I'm about to.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: That said, though, if you got shot in that Japanese denim,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the bullet would probably speech.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: It would have looked like speech to look like a nickel.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: So Roosevelt who got shot in this speech did in
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: one of them, Someone had like a speech in their
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: front pocket and someone tried to shoot them, but the
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: speech was so thick that it liked.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about. I have heard that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: There's also famously uh Chamberlain Neville, well not was it
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Chamberlain at Gettysburg. He had his sword right here and
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: the bullet it was a tiny you know, one of
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: those lieutenant swords or whatever. Yeah, and the sword got
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: shot and protected him. It would have gone into his heart. Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: I feel like I hear a lot of stories about
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: that with like zippo lighters, you know, like someone have
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: a zippo and a bullet will bounce off. Do you
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: think that has to do with like the actual like
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: do you think bullets just weren't as strong back then
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: as they are now?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Because I feel like if you shot a zippo lighter
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: with like a BB gun, it would explode.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's just luck. Sometimes it's just luck. Yeah yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: but hollow tip to a or to a zippo. Yeah, damn,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: that's so. I mean, just because I know how much
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you fantasize about your own heroism, that just has to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: be just that's good. That's gonna you're gonna be sixty
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: years old.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: It was it was too risky with the weapons, worry,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: And I also said, look, there are things that I
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: know I won't be able to stop myself from doing something. Yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: if that woman were getting beaten up, I wouldn't have
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: a choice. Yeah. Yeah, but she had a shoulder bag.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: It wasn't even a fucking purse, you know what I mean.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: But sometimes the shoulder bags have it all.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe she had her laptop and the laptop is Look,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I don't feel good about it. I feel sick.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I feel you're not a coward. You didn't.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: It's I'm proud of myself for turning. My instinct was
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: to turn. I turned into the lane to go, and
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: then I stop myself.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I mean, you made this smart choice.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: It's fucking cowardly, dude.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: It's it is, but it's not because you're right. I mean,
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: you don't know who has. If you're a group of
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: four and you're committing robberies, there's probably one of you
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: has some sort of weapon.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: A weapon. But I talk about this stuff all the time,
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: you do, and I've been waiting for this moment to
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: fall into my lap.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: But now you know, well, you just don't know if
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: you're gonna give it was a test.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Do you know what that would have done for my career?
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Oh well, I mean how quickly do you depends on
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: how it went.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: It's definitely getting filmed, and if it's not, I'm going
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: to every bodega along the street and asking for their
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: for their footage.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Like the DC flight on nine to eleven. It's like
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: random like piecing together the.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Footage, Yes, grainy, choppy whatever, I'm getting it. I'm getting
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: the footage. Yeah, and I'm gonna tweet it and be
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: like in the same satirical sort of like a exaggerative
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: tone that I had when I stopped the traffic. Yeah,
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: like actually am a hero? Yeah. And then it's Rogan
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Comedian Francis Elie tackles for bike riders to the ground.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: On Jesse waters Fast.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: You're about this guy. You brought this comic up in
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: New York. What was what was his name?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Jason Ellis the guy who guy he stops four.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Black Team.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. New York. So it's a war
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: zone and this is why this is.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: This is what I'm telling you about New York.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: No, but the wrong people, like the wrong people will
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: be tweeting about it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'd hear the wrong people. I'd be co
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: opted for the wrong people.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, like, like you have some like have
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Quiggs term one of them white?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would be like Wheedies kkk. Wheedies would want me
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: to be on the front of their fucking cereal box.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: And I don't know, it would have been uh, it
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: would have been a bit boost. I think Rogan would
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: have had me on absolutely like that.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: He would have flown his jet to your driveway, Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: to you land on your street in Dumbo.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I would have been I would have
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: done I said, I would have said the line, which
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: was I would have said, uh, look, I only did
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I only did what anyone else would have done. And
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: then I'd be like, but nobody else did it, and
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: a lot of people saw it, and I did it?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Did other people see it?
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: It's like that. Yeah, it's like that Louis bit where
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: he like feels proud of himself for giving up his seat. Yeah,
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: He's like, I didn't even do it. I'm already congratulating myself.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I had this complete mix of feelings. One is when
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I acknowledge the reality, I'm in full shame and disgust,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: and the other is like I was close to doing
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: something fucking awesome, something awesome. I mean, I would have
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: caught him. They wouldn't have been able.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: To tough circumstances, Like if they were on foot, I
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: believe you would have. You would have at least confes Dude.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I think I think if they're on foot, it's I'm
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: less likely. Weird kind of because I think that I
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: have an advantage on city bike.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, because your city bike, it's you're
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: kind of turned. It's turning into like a fast and
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: furious scene, Like it's like you've got.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: A lot of movie But again, like you can't stab
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: someone that easily on a city bike.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: But that's also the advantage to you. You can knock
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: them off their city bike, right whereas if they're on foot,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: it's like that's equal footing.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what I'm saying.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: That's exactly fifteen to twenty What like, what height and
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: way are we talking about?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I mean the guy who took the bag was pretty tall.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: He was pretty big.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Was he I jacked?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I don't know, like I couldn't.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't really size up his build again, like he
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: was on a bike. Dude, he took the bag and
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: it it totally because she like must have had it
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: pretty secure around her arm because it threw him off.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: And then he wobbled into that it's the oncoming traffic
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: cleane and they're coming up.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: To the uh they're getting on the bque.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: But it's the other side of the median, so it's
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: the cars that are coming towards Stumbo, towards the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: And he he we wobbled right in front of like
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: a car who slammed on their breath and you And
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: that's when I heard the commotion and looked. But I
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: had I had seen he had he was now he
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: was like putting the bag around his arm and she
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: was picking up her bike and like freaking out.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: That's kind of on the the driver of the car.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: He could have done something.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: He could have smoked that guy.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: He could have done something, but none of us. I
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: don't think any of us know. Dude. It took me
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: like a full eight to ten seconds of course, to
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: go from like whoa, that was almost an accident. I
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: hope everyone's okay to those four guys just collaboratively stole that.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Did she say like anything like rober or something?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I couldn't I couldn't hear her because I was under
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: the fucking loud train bridge.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: So they've got it down to it. That was they've
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: got a strategy.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: They knew what they were for sure, like a dolphins
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: hunting a seal.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: It's like the Japanese on Pearl Harbor, you know, with what.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: They knew what they were doing.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, damn, that's that's spooky that that's going on
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But if it is, if it is, it means.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: We got another chance.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: We can. Well what we should do, camp out?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: We should shout out to Redford.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: I like that we.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Should put a shoulder bag on Harry because he looks
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: like an easy mark.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, have you like wobbling on a bike and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: then we swoop in, but with like have.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Like you could also just have like a few loose
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars bills poking out the top of it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: But they're actually covered in ship or like a die
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: that explodes that they can't run off of their hands,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a pink dye.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Well we could do that, or we could just set
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: it up so that we can take them down.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Is robbery something that you need to be worried about
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: in New York because it's like it's by far the
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: most realistic crime that could happen to you.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: If if if robberies are back in New York, that's
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: a problem. Yeah, like if robberies, I don't like that
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: at all, Like if people are robbing that's like that
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: is like early nineties, late eighties, Like yeah, lawless New York.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I mean that story isn't like I don't even like
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: I can't even imagine being on a bike and all
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: of a sudden, it's like you're getting you're getting boxed in,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Like what do they have? What do they have? Two
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: and one in front, one behind, one on the side.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: So what I like it. It looked I didn't see
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: the full the I didn't see him take it, yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: but I saw it like must one second after Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: And it looked as as though he had just like
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: led the charge and come up. I mean, I'm sure
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: she was just like, was she on a knee bike biking? Yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: slowly or maybe even waiting at the fucking corner for
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: the light to change so that she could go across
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: to the Brooklyn to the Manhattan Bridge. And she was
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: right there and he came by. They spotted her, and
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: he took it. Good.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: God.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: But I don't know, I mean, I don't know what
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: the other three were doing. I think they were all
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: just there, like maybe in the event that someone like
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: me was trying to be a fucking hero.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: That's you know, I'm sure they're not even thinking of that,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: but they're probably just so. I mean, people just don't
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: get locked up for shit anymore.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care necessarily like what happens
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: to those guys. I just would have felt really good
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: returning the bag to that woman that would have been
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: fucking sick.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, showing up at her doorstep, yeah, raining.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Some tea.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: She's like, can you help me get this up the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: stairs to.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: My husband was was was killed in Afghanistan. I keep
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: a note, the last note from him, sown into the
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: pocket of his bag.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the dream. There's something sentimental that you can
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: read his husband.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, I found him too. And then
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I see a little kid poke his head out and
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, who's that And they're like, oh, that's Charlie.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: He's named after his father. I'm like, hey, sport, I.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Wanted you to meet your dad.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: How do how'd you feel about having a new dad.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Second dad? Oh?
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Fuck, dude, I know.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I know because anybody I feel the desire for a
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: heroic act, Like I used to fantasize about like a
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: small shark attacking somebody and like very small shark, but
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you like punch the shark, and like you're a hero
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: obviously not a big shark, but like you, you fantasize
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: about it. I know how much that meant to you.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I'm dude.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: I genuinely want to say that we've had this comp
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: We've had a conversation about it within the last month
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: two months.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: I'll fully say it is not so much the injustice
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: of watching a victim lose her valuable to a group
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: of robbers, as it is me missing the opportunity to
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: do something I have been wanting to do in my dreams.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and as you're like in almost the best shape
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: that you've been in.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm truly like one and a half weeks away
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: from fucking I don't even I think those guys see
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: me near that woman and they're not even taking the
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: back you think, yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Here, mister, yeah, oh sorry, I thought she dropped it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I think I think it's like I think it's like
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: in that opening scene in the Dark Night when when
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: they he's like, I don't like it tonight.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, not tonight, man, I don't like it tonight.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Francis Is he might be he might be around.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: You got a better chance of seeing him than.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Is that from the from.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: It's got to be the Dark Knight and not Dark
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Knight Rises, because Dark Knight Rises he's been out of
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: the commission forever when it starts. But yeah, Dark.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Knights definitely, it's Dark Knight.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Watch that wat I rewatched both that and Dark Knight Rises, and.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Back to back.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Dark Knight Rises is like, I honestly I watched that
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: back to back. I think it's better if stand alone.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: The Dark Knight is way better.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Dark Knight is the best by far. But don't sleep
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: on by the way Batman begins, all three are fucking crazy.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think i've seen that movie agains.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I just know it's the dude with the sand.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: That's Liam Neeson. That's that.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Really, it's he's not the he's not the scarecrow, I see.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was sinking a scarecrow scarecrows in the
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: beginning of The Dark Night.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: That's Killian Murphy. Yes, it's pretty cool, pretty cool role
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: for him. Yeah, good ass roll.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: And then he becomes who goes on to be Oppenheimer.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the same where it means like all the
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: fake Batman's are there.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not wearing hockey. What makes you so special?
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: What's the difference between oz.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing hockey? All right, A little much with
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: the voice.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: No guns, just bends the gun.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that that rule is always weird's rule.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: That's not him, that's more like it. Oh my god,
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: what a movie.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: That movie is just.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I think if I had watched that like an hour
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: before I saw this I'm going after them.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: It all depends on the movie you watched the night before.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably watched like Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Mind the night before.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I think, I think. I think what I watched was
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Pay It Forward, where Haley Joel Osmond gets stabbed at
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: the school. Yeah, for trying to stand up to the bullies.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I better not that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: That'll end my movement. Yeah, I have so much more
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: work to do.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe you saved your own life by not getting after them.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: I suppose that's a good way to think about it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe you maybe imagine you hear a story about like
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: these these four kids like doing another attack on somebody.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: They're all armed to the teeth.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I wonder I want to look it up, did you?
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I want to lock it up.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: You'll never find it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Do you don't think there's like a news story?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: God in years, seriously, like the police report is not
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: getting dude.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: There was a car crash. I was coming back from
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: La Guardia. This was I think it was when I
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: was in Wyoming and I was coming home and I
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: was driving. I was crossing that whatever the bridge. I
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: don't know what the bridges are, but I was crossing
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: one of the bridges. There was a car that was
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: perpendicular to the flow of traffic on the bridge, like
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: smashed into the side of the bridge, air bags everywhere.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: There was a cop like two cars in front of me,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: just goes right around driving. And then I was like
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I looked it up because I was like, I wonder
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: if anyone like that was a pretty bad accident, Like
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: I wonder if there's anything about it, not not even
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: like a tweet. It's in New York. It's just too big.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the That's a nice.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Thing about like in the suburbs, there's a siren. If
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: a siren is going off, you can figure out where
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: they're going. It's all accessible.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is crazy. You were like a vacation town
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Like you're getting pressed for like
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: wearing your sand dude.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing, you're not seeing anything.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, unfortunately, it's like there were a million crimes yesterday.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: It's not good.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if we're back to nineties New York, I might
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: be joining New Upstate. Yeah, there were.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Too with your gun on the hip.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: There were like twenty eight hundred murders a year in
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: like nineteen ninety four. Now there's like two hundred.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: And eighty seventies. The seventies were really bad. Yeah, the seventies,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: like going into Times Square, it was like, you're getting wrong?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: What was that? There's that? Uh that the documentary Paris
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: is Burning? You ever watched that? About like the drag
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: shows and like the seventies, but just like the footage
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: of them outside, it's just kids that are like fourteen,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: like I don't have a dad. I don't have a
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: mom and dad.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Damn, Oh, here's something cool. I tied myself a bunch
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: of flies. Did you really check these out? No? I
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: did a bunch of I've got some Jack Daniels, some roses,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: great roses, green tags, Frenchies, rainbow Warriors, quill body burdigans,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: solid bugs. Those took me a while. Uh, scuds, sexy
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Waltz worms, Waltz worms, CDC waltsworms, caddies, eggs, flying ants,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: chubby chernobyls, Jack Brown original patterns.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: You got the chubby chernobs.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: They're caddis.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Plural caddies.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me get a look at those.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I actually I was, I actually believed you at first.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: I was like I could I could see you getting
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: into it.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Shout out Jack Brown for these awesome hand tie flies.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Are great. Those are sick right, really well done on
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: the river.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I'm going out this weekend.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: And he says, don't don't let Sask guilt you into
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: giving him any of these flies.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: He said that, Yeah, I won't take him, but I
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: am going to take a closer look.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Pretty cool, right, it is very cool.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a great skill set.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: The hed I'm honing in on New Zealand.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, have you started planning, started looking at it a
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: little bit, any ideas on what you're going to do.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I think I want to spend more time on the
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: South Island than the North Island, don't I.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Don't know enough about it.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: So basically, like four fifths of the population lives on
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: the North Island. That's where Auckland is. That's where like
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: the major whatever. It's a little bit more tropical up there.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: And then on the South Island it's lakes and mountains
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: and that's where all the like really cool fly fishing is. Yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: you can go see Mount Doom.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: This is on the south the.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: South Island, I think is is on the Mount Doom
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: has the South island and just a lot of cool,
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: like really cool outdoor activities and stuff. By the way,
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: someone sent me Ryan Rossillo did this like travel podcast
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: of him going at Christmas by himself to New Zealand.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: To New Zealand. First of all, dude, I'm not that
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: familiar with Ryan Roscilla's work.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: He's the man.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, that is the voice of God.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: How chocolate his voices.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: His voice is incredible. I think he's speaking mostly just
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: off the cuff. He doesn't miss a word. It's as
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: if it's as if you're reading listening to an e book. Yeah,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: his just it's just a travel recap of his trip.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: He's doing it while he's there. It's a travel log
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: of a of a podcast. Is incredible. He's sounds like
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: a mixture of Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman and yeah Fuckingborough.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: He has a chocolate fondue voice. It's so nice.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: He's incredibly articulate and like imaginative, and he's cool and
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: funny as hell, but not vulgar. I don't know, he's
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: just I was blown away. There is a man after
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: my own heart.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Oh you would love Rascilla.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Does Does he work here?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Now? Yes? What?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: What have we what have we done? We've signed him?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's he's you. You damn near have access to him.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: I would like to spend some time with what's he doing.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: His podcast is like already very successful podcast where he
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: talks a lot about I mean mainly basketball.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would like to go on a trip with
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: him and do a travel log. Now I know Donnie's
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: the guy for that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's gonna I think he's gonna
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: be like his podcast as partnered. You might have a
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: resource to have a conversation. I doubt that he's going
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: to be like I'll come up son of a boy dad.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Well, I think yeah, I think what I I don't
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: know what I would do to start is maybe just
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: following his footsteps and try to do my own version.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I think that's your best Your best in is being
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: like I want to do the same trip. Yeah, like
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: let me get a let me get a minute of
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: your time.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: And I was super impressed. I was listening to the
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: gym and just I was getting fucking serious weight over him.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: He's like a he's like an l a guy, and
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I think he just he he's a bachelor and he
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: just has a starlink on his boat, and so he
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: just takes his boat in like like a few hundred
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: yards off shore and just watches NBA games like floating
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: on his boat.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: See I'm telling you, man, I'll tell you what i'mbelievable.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Like a modern day Ernest Hemingway, I.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Am moving a little farther and farther away from the
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: idea of a typical existence life.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Why because you just heard about a guy has a
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: boat in the NBA League past.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Because what I'm experiencing in now just being completely the
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: master of my own schedule and not worrying about the
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: feelings of anyone else, and not having to worry about
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: like you know, calling people or whatever, just checking in
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: or am I playing too much golf? Oh my god, dude,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: I'm almost like I'm living my own anarchy. Does that
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: makes sense? Like there's nothing holding me down. So I'm
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: a little worried about rifting a little too far into
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: the nether realm, Like I got invited I'm going to
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Oregon tomorrow, really, And I found that out today. For
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: what buddy of mine had a golf trip plan for
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Bandon Dunes, which is like the sickest fucking place in.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: America, Willamette Valley.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: It's near North Bend. It's like two hours from Eugene,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: but it's in the middle of nowhere in Oregon. Yeah,
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: and so I'm gonna he was like, they had a
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: group of twelve and then one of the guys hurt
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: his back this week and dropped out, and they're desperately
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: trying to fill his spot. Fuck it, Yeah, I can
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: do it. I can do it. I want to.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Saying no, you bring back a Nebuchadnezzer bottle of pino noir.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I am.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: It's going to be sick.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to Oregon tomorrow and I'm gonna be
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: there and playing golf at Bandon Dune's.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: How long are you there?
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: I'll stay until I think I'm coming back Monday night.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: But we yeah, we're good.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: You should go fishing.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna play like a million holes of golf.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: She takes some time, and go fishing.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: You're going to be fishing. You have to do enough
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: fishing for all of them, I know.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: But the fishing in Oregon is like so good.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna save my fishing. I'm saving my fishing for
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: New Zealand. Dude, seriously, that'll be good too. By the way,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: you should come to New Zealand.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Well, you should probably try to get a couple of
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: casts in before he goes before you go to New Zealand.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Unless you're looking to have an Iceland trip like I had,
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: he will.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: He will also not be coming with you to New Zealand.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I can guarantee that.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Well, now I gotta go home for Christmas. I had
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: a feeling I'm too young to be skipping Christmas.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I am, I really am.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: It's true. That's totally true.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: I told my mom I was skipping Christmas. She would
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: kill herself. She would be like what.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: I pitched it? And I was really nervous to pitch it.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: I'm too young, And I said, I said, I'll come home.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I think I'll swing home, like on December eighteenth or nineteenth.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: We'll spend a night or two. Yeah, and then I'm crazy.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: How how moms get the Christmas hooks in you? And
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: it's like that. It's like, dude, I have my own
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: family now, and I still feel the guilt of like
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: my mom's Christmas.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: That's legit, though I am very worried about it. Being
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: December twenty fifth, and I'm in New Zealand alone.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: It's going to be like something I'll be home for
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Christmas is over.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: There for in the morning, I can't even call them
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: to wish the fucking merry Christmas.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: If only in my dreams.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: There's no place.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Boland.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: But dude, New Zealand is going to be so sick.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: It's like you're not even going to be considering. You're
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: gonna be like, that's yesterday was Christmas.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I am so prone to homesickness and loneliness, but I
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: also feel that I need a little bit of soul searching,
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: and I think that a trip like this could be
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: just the ticket. Oh yeah, and.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: You meet a nice tongue in girl who doesn't care
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: if you go golfing.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe she's like a golf maybe she works with
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: she's like the cart girl.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: That'd be cool. Yeah, in New Zealand, don't they end up?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Don't they have huge families, like physically both both, Like
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: the kids are all like linebackers.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Oh really in New Zealand.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Well, the Tonguans.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I heard the four most obese countries in the world
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: are Pacific island countries.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mm hmm.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It's because I think they went from years of like
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: rowing the oceans to like access to corn syrup.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, corn syrup will put a fucking corn syrup and
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: like the development of flight patterns will fuck up.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: I might just pick up some corn syrup on the
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: way home. Just sit at my desk and just.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Slid open a bag of corn syrup and let it
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: bleed into your mouth. You're killing a deer, I will
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: tell you.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: And this is just for us, and I don't think
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: people at Homer I want to hear this. The way
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: that I routed my flights out there is nothing short
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: of black belt level travel planning.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: What'd you do?
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: So?
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Do you have any layovers?
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: There is a you have to get to this very
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: small airport called North Bend.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: In New Zealand.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I haven't bought those New Zealand flights yet.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: You're talking about Oregon.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so traveler, you go to Denver and then I
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: see what you did because Roan's out on Monday. You're yeah.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, we don't have to be in on
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Monday and I can just write whatever.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Fucking So what you what'd.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Your little Harry get away this weekend to a boy
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: cats away.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I too shall play. So I'm flying to you got
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: to fly Denver and then Denver to North Bend, and uh,
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: the flights were expensive and not great, and so what
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I did was I bought a round trip ticket from
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Denver to North Bend on United that was the only
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: flight that goes there. And then I bought a round
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: trip ticket to Denver on Delta.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're gonna have to leave the airport.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: I was planning when I landed in Denver to walk
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: out of the airport collect my golf clubs and then
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: come back in and check them onto my United flight,
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: which was going to be the one pain in the ass,
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: but I was going to save like eighteen dollars. And
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: then my guy Jack at Shipsticks, I texted.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Him, sticks will get those clubs there.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: We are not sponsored by this by Shipsticks.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Ship Sticks is a name, and immediately I was like,
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: are we going into an ad?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: No, dude, Shipsticks is fucking incredible.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Your clubs in New Zealand.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude. I was like, hey man, I
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: got this crazy thing I'm going to. I don't know
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: where I'm going to band it tomorrow, Like any chance
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: that like I can overnight my clubs. He's like, I
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: got you. They'll be picked up from your apartment building
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: by FedEx in an hour and they'll be at your destination.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: When you arrive, they'll be abandoned. It's just unbelievable.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: They're like, what do they have, like a partnership with
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: FedEx or something. Shit, that's crazy. You gotta get ship rods, yeah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: ship everything.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: By the way, the other big thing I'm doing in
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: New Zealand that I want to do is the golf
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: there is yeah, yeah, fucking crazy. There's Tara Edy and
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Cape Kidnappers. There's like five of the top twenty golf
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: courses in the world. Are there the Cape Kidnappers.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: It's got to be some nasty pirate ship there.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but the pictures of it look insane.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: By the way, I think the four play guys actually
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: did a trip there years ago.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: You see the chicks in the office girls are going
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: to Singapore on the world's longest flight and just sitting
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: business class.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Just for video.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: The Singapore like Bureau of Travel reached out to them.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: They're like, we want you out here.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Really, that's awesome.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: That's sick.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Is it business or is it like one of the
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: first class.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Suits, like the whatever they're going.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: To have, it is the biggest, the biggest thing, the shower. Yeah, yeah, Casey,
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I like those, Casey, and I.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: S that the best.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty thousand dollars flight, that's pretty cool.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: So sick and then you can just write it off
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, business.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: I think he was also probably getting a bunch of
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: airlines reaching out being like review us. Yeah, those were crazy.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: I still don't know what flights. I guess that that
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: those are the flights that have on.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Singapore Airlines is usually ranked number one or number two
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: in terms of business class is in the world. Number one,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: which I have taken is often uh Qatar Airways because
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: they have the Q suites that's in business and there's
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: a door that comes up so you have privacy doesn't
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: come up all the way the wall and then the
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: two there are two middle seats that you can get
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: rid of the divider and create a queen size bed
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: for two people. Wow.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: We need to we need to reach out to the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Singapore Airlines people. We need to reach out to the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Department of Travel for Airlines if any countries, like diplomats
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: or embassies are listening like we are open for business.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: I would do that in a harp.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: If you think for one second that we're arranging that
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: trip and Ronan and I are not secretly putting you
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: in the back of the fucking plane while he and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: I sit.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: An eighteen hour flight of you just stewing with your
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: knees touching each.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Other Jacuzzi up front.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: I don't even know like dance, genuinely don't know what
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: would what I would do.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: That would be the funniest shit.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: I would probably like fake a heart attack and be like,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: let's land the plane, like I would. I would have
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: to do something like that.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your only option.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: If I was randomly found myself on a flight in
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: like a middle seat coach that's eighteen hours long, I
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: don't know what would happen.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: I flew to Sydney and coach aisle seat.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I flew to Australia multiple times. One time on my
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: one Australia flight was I had to fly from Philly
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh to Dallas to Los Angele or No to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Dallas to Sydney to like, uh whatever other city I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: was at. It was five different flights to get there.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: It was miserable back of the plane on Thanksgiving for
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: a fucking rap battle that five people showed up for
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: fucking grin And I think I was older than you
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: are right now, so I actually don't want to hear it.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: We never did, all right, that's sound of a boy dad.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, thank you guys for listening. We will see you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: on Thursday. We're all in office, so yeah, that'll be
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: a freshy.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Come see me in Philly this weekend at Helium. Tickets
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