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Fantasy Draft Night With Chaos Rules · DUH It Down

• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Draft night on Dut It Down as the guys battle it out in the 2026 Deus fantasy football draft, where questionable strategy is just the beginning.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: With crazy rules, ridiculous penalties, and plenty of opportunities to screw things up.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: This is exactly what you'd expect from a fantasy draft sponsored by Dut It Down.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Can Todd actually follow the rules long enough to build a winning team?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: You already know the answer to that.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_05: Welcome back, Duh Nation.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_05: Another week, another Dud Down podcast.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_05: As any sports fan knows, we're getting close to the start of the NFL season.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_05: So tonight we are doing the Duh fantasy football draft.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_05: We've got some interesting rules this year.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_05: We like to shake things up on the Dud Down show.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_05: So we're going to make things a little interesting for us this year.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_05: Tonight, before we get started, though, we do have intern Wolverine joining us.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_05: He will be part of the Fantasy Football League this season.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_05: And in honor of that, he gets to do the drink tonight.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_05: So welcome aboard, intern Wolverine.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_05: What do you have for us this evening?
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for the introduction, Lil Nix.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_04: And donation, I am drinking a rum and coke tonight.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_04: Very iconic beverage.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_04: So cheers.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_04: And with the Todd like a sniff.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_03: Smells like Picardi.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_04: Well, actually, it's Captain Morgan.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: And durable brain, what kind of rum do you have in there?
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: Captain Morgan's.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's very important.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_04: I went with that one because it has a cool pirate on it.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_05: All right, we'll drink it.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_05: Let's see it.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_05: Let's see you drink it.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_04: Here go here it goes down the hatch.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, looks tasty.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
• 2:12
  unknown: Oh.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: Very raw and cokey.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_02: That was a little wimpy sip, but that's okay.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: Your first time on.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I gotta say the rest of it from the draft.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_04: So.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_05: So this evening, donation.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_05: This is how this is gonna go.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_05: After we got our asses kicked by the AI last year, there's only the four of us in this year's league.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_05: So myself, Todd, Vale, and intern Wolverine.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_05: This is a four-man fantasy league with some interesting twists.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_05: During the draft, during the actual draft, we are only going to be allowed to draft one player from any given team.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_05: The second I draft Lamar Jackson, I cannot draft any more Baltimore Ravens.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_05: That's key because Todd loves to stock up on Cowboys players, and he's not gonna be able to do that this year.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_03: Or I'll have to drink.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_03: And then get scolded.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_05: And then give up the player.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: And get scolded after that.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_05: One other twist to this draft is we have to alternate conferences with our draft picks.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_05: So if I in round one, if I pick an NFC player, and round two, I have to pick an AFC player.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_05: And then in round three, I've got to switch back to NFC and keep alternating.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_05: So there's two things to keep in mind.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_05: We have to alternate conferences with our picks, and we're only allowed to pick one player from any one given team.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_05: During the season, when it comes to dropping and adding players, we will be required to pick up a player of the same position and same conference when dropping somebody.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_05: So if I have an AFC running back on my team that I need to drop, I'm picking up an AFC running back in his place.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: But it has to be on a different team, though.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_05: It could be on the same team.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_05: If if you if you drop Derrick Henry for some reason because he's injured, you can pick up another Ravens running back because you haven't violated the rule.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: If I have Dak on my team and I drop him, I want to pick up C D Lamb.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: I can't do it because you can't.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_05: You have to maintain that one player per team rule throughout the year.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_05: I just want to make sure.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want any hijas from the uh Todd father on that.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: He'd drop his whole team and pick up all cowboys the next day.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_05: Well, well, don't worry.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_05: We are gonna we're gonna maintain an audit of the transactions and roster status before game day every week.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_05: And should anybody be in violation of the down rules, there'll be massive penalty drinks involved in the next podcast.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_03: Also, during the draft, are we alternating positions too?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_03: So we can't take two wide receivers in a row in our draft or not?
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, we're not alternating positions, you're just alternating conferences.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_05: So you can pick an NFC receiver, then an AFC receiver, then an NFC receiver, but they have to be on different teams.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, got it.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_05: Got it.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, and are we whoever comes in last?
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so the penalty for coming in last in the 2026 down fantasy league will involve the worst foods each one of us don't want to eat.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_05: If I come in last place, my penalty is gonna be mashed cauliflower with cottage cheese.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_05: I can't wait.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_03: You should throw some hummus in there, too.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_05: If intern Wolverine comes in last place, he has to do scallops because he hates them.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_05: Bale, what is gonna be your penalty food should you come in last place?
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_05: Oh Lord.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I could do peas.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: All right, I guess I'll do a bowl of peas.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_03: A bowl of peas.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: However, you said that I could put something in those peas.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're gonna put you're gonna put chopped ham in those peas.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_05: You're gonna do a bowl of peas with chopped ham.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_05: If I'm doing mashed cauliflower, you said I could put bacon in the peas.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_05: You can put bacon in there too, but you're doing ham and peas.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_05: If you want to add bacon, go ahead.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: Uh all right, ham and peas with bacon.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_05: All right, Todd, what is yours gonna be?
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think we decided that I was going to do a tapeworm shot of scotch.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_03: Is that correct?
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, with milk.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_03: With a side of milk?
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_05: Tapeworm shot with scotch and a side of milk.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_03: Can I have it chocolate?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_05: No, it has to be white milk.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_05: You can't have it at dinner time.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_03: Can I have two percent?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_05: Whole you gotta drink the thick stuff.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_05: All right, all right.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all know I'm eating the peas.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: I come in last every year.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_04: Look, this is not Are You Smarter Than a Todd?
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_04: So you might have a chance.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_02: No, last year I came in dead last.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: However, this year I have a new draft strategy.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's called pick the one that's on the top of my computer list.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_03: So you're going with best available.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of of fitting our scenario.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_03: Fitting our scenario.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_03: Well, good luck to all of you.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_03: When this draft starts, I will be picking first, I do believe.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_03: Is it a snake draft?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_05: It is a snake draft.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_05: The draft order is Todd, Lummox, Vale, intern Wolverine, and then we snake it in the next round, which means Wolverine kicks it off.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: And we have no flex players this year, right?
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: Again?
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_05: No flex.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_05: So you have a quarterback, two running backs, two wide receivers, one tight end, one defense, one kicker.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_05: That's your starting lineup.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: Got it.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_02: Just so the uh listeners know, my team is the uh Miller Highlights, and I'm drinking Miller Highlights during this draft.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure they all want to know that.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: Todd, who are you picking?
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, you do.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_05: Tom's gonna be like the real NFL draft.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_05: He's had all day to think about it.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: You don't pick C D Lamb, I am just for fun.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_05: He's sitting here and he's gonna take his three minutes.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't know.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's so hard.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_03: Just pick C D first.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_05: Cowboys defense, number one.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's not I'm picking them just for fun to piss you off.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: The defense, at least I'm gonna have fun doing it.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, here we go.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_05: Draft is about to start.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_05: We are live.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_05: Todd, you've got the first pick.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, four minutes.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: The number one on top of the list is Gibbs, the Detroit running back.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it depends on what list you're looking at.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's the best available.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: Well, and the ESBM, but there's other lists out there.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm not looking at the CD BAM on top.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_05: Did you do any research, Todd?
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_05: Are you just gonna go what the computer tells you?
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm just doing what they told me.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_05: So now you got to drink while you draft because you're going past 30 seconds.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_03: So I am drinking these premiums uh from Grain Belt.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm still fishing, and I got a 40-pound muskie on my cap.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_03: We still haven't won a t-shirt yet.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: Still haven't won.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: Trying, though.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_03: Trying hard.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_03: No hats, no nothing.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Trying hard enough.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was about to say try harder.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: Trying.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_04: Can you can you pick somebody?
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_03: I got three minutes.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, three minutes.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm going.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_03: Here I go.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_05: And with that, you pick Jameer Gibbs.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_05: Good pick, Todd.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_05: That brings it over to the Lummox with pick number two.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_05: I'm looking through my custom draft board, not like a Todd.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_05: I've got a custom board.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_05: Custom.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_05: Custom.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_05: Fancy.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_05: And I believe I'm going to be picking B.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_05: John Robinson with my pick.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_05: So that puts that puts Miller Highlights on the board.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_05: Vale, it is your go.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_05: The clock is ticking.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_02: The Miller Highlights.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know who I want to go with.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: Let me think.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: Why drink why I think.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: Drink while you draft.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, the whole three minutes.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh boy.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: And uh so I think I'm going to go with uh the Seattle wide receiver.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_02: Jackson Smith.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah from Seattle.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_05: Good good pick there.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_05: You all ready for my pick?
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_05: This brings intern Wolverine on the clock for back-to-back picks.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_05: The floor is yours.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_05: Is the king.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_05: Derrick Henry just went in the first round, number four pick.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_05: So that is an AFC running back.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_05: You know, your next pick has to be an NFC player.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_04: Pick two for the intern Wolverines is Rams defense.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, defense early.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_04: I'm taking the good defense.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_05: Taking the defense early.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_05: That brings the pick back to the high life.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_05: And you have to pick an AFC player.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: I do need to pick an AFC player.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see here, people.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: Not from the Seattle Seahawks.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_05: Not from anybody in the uh NFC.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so I'm gonna go with James Cook Buffalo.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: James Cook Buffalo goes to the I had to go AFC, so I had to move down the list a little bit, but I got it.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_05: All right, that brings the Lummocks up on the clock.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_05: Let me take a look and see how this board is shaking out here.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_05: I've got my Miller lights ready to go as usual.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_05: Ample drinks available to me as I take a look at the board here.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_02: And you got to go AFC as well, right?
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, exciting stuff.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: Now, for everyone watching at home, I'm not sure about the other people here, but I actually have a cheat sheet to help me remember which teams are AFC, which teams are NFC.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: That could be good for these other players here.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's why you're the intern Wolverine.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_05: I will take Jamar Chase as my AFC wide receiver.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_05: And now that brings Todd up with back-to-back picks.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_03: So I have to take an AFC player, which I'm going to take Mr.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_03: Taylor.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_03: So now I have to take an NFC player, and I do see him on the board there, but do I want to go with him?
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think I want Dak.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: And there it is.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_05: Of course, he went C D.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_05: He got the lamb.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_05: Was there any doubt?
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_05: He wants that lammy flavor on his team.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: He does want that lammy flavor.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_05: Got him.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_05: All right, so the draft is back over to me.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_05: I have got to go NFC.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_05: I'm looking NFC right now.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_05: Take your time.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_04: Drink while you draft.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_03: Lummox.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_05: There's my drinking while I'm drafting, and I am going to pick Justin Jefferson.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to do that one too, but I had to go Lamy.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so that brings the highlights on the board.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_05: And Vale, I think you have to go NFC.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: NFC.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: What is that?
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Barkley?
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Take one Barkley.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm not picking Jalen Hurts again this year.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_04: Intern is on the clock.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_04: Get ready for my pick.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_05: Kicker.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_04: I want a bonex.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_05: Bonex.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_05: To the intern Wolverines.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_05: Now you have to go NFC.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_04: NFC.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_05: And Malik neighbors.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_05: Took a quarterback.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_05: Is that what I heard?
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I got Bonex.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: Bold move.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_03: Will it pan out?
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_02: Will it pan out?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_02: The bold move, Cotton.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_05: So we got the we got the Miller Highlights on the clock.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_05: They've already taken Cook, Barkley, and the wide receiver from Seattle.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_05: You need to go with an AFC player on this one.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh AFC player, huh?
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like any of these AFC players.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm just gonna go down and pick my boy again.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: So we're gonna go with Brock Bowers for the Vegas AFC, right?
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: On the board.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, good pick.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_05: That brings it back over to me.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna have to go.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_05: What do I gotta do?
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_05: I gotta pick AFC, right?
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_05: Get ready to drink here.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_04: Just want to say thanks for having me on tonight.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_04: Having a lot of fun right now.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: I bet you you're having a lot of fun.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: Watching us morons try to pick.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently we're not good at this sport.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have to pick.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: What are you picking?
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_02: NFC or A?
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_05: A chain from the Dolphins.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you had to do AFC too, did you?
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_05: Yep, I do I had to go AFC because I picked uh Jefferson last time.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm I had to go AFC this time.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_05: So that puts the Todd on the clock.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_05: And looking at his team, he's got Gibbs, Taylor, two running backs, and CD Lamy, a wide receiver.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_05: I believe your last pick was C D Lamb, which means you have to go AFC.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_03: I have to go AFC, and I'm looking on the list here for the best available wide receiver, and it looks like it's AJ Brown because he's on New England now.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: So I do not like him at all.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna go with geez, none of them.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: Look at all those.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: I would take pickings if this was a real draft, but since we have rules, can't have him again.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_05: We do have a rule where you have to drink while you're drafting your life.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: You haven't done that, Todd.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, guys.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_03: Delicious.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_03: I am going to take, I'm gonna take Nico Collins.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_05: Nico Collins, Houston wide receiver.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_05: That is your AFC pick and your Houston Texans pick.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_05: Now you're back on the clock, and you need an NFC player.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: So now I knew since I was picking last that this guy was gonna be back on the board.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_03: So I am going to take my tight end.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: And that was you can announce it.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_03: My Arizona pick.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: Mummox is gonna announce it for me.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_05: Trey McBride, tight end from Arizona, going to team duh.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_05: So that comes back to me.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_05: And I need to pick NFC.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_05: Mommix drink.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: Drink while you pick why you drink while you draw.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, then Term Wolverine.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_02: You should be on all over that.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_04: My screen has my draft picks up, so he's still drink because you're not paying attention.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_05: Since I've got to pick NFC, I am picking Puka Nakua.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_05: Woo! Good pick.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_05: That moves it over to the High Life.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_05: And I believe with that pick, Vale, you have to go NFC, correct?
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: I just drafted my boy.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_02: Took my 49ers off the board.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_05: Christian McCaffrey, running back San Francisco 49ers, going to the Highlifes.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_05: That brings us over to intern Wolverine.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_05: And I believe, intern Wolverine, your last pick was Malik Neighbors of the New York Giants, so you have to go AFC.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_04: Correct.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_04: And as much as I don't like this team do their history of my city, I'm going player from Indy.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, Tyler Warren.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_04: Now I have to go NFC.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_04: And you know what?
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_04: We'll take this guy.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_05: I'm on Ross St.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_05: Brown, wide receiver out of Detroit for the intern Wolverines.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_05: That brings it back to the highlights.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_05: You gotta go.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_05: What do you gotta go AFC, correct?
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_05: I gotta go AFC.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like any of the AFC people.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: But if I'm gonna eat peas this year, I'm going with this guy.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: He's gonna make me or break me.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you got your Raven in.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_05: He's picking Lamar Jackson, quarterback for the Ravens as his AFC and Raven pick.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_05: Good luck there with that one.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_05: And I will follow suit because I have to pick in the AFC since I took Nakua last time.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_05: And I will take Josh Allen as my quarterback.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_05: I couldn't take him because interesting bit already had the running back.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_05: I saw that.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_05: This is where it gets history, Todd.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_05: Make sure you manage your teams appropriately.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_05: Don't double dip on a team.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_05: You're up for two.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: This is the end of round six, by the way.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: And Lummix, you stole my pick, you son of a bitch.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_03: So now I don't have a FC.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: And let's see.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: I was looking at a quarterback, but now the next best quarterback for the AFC is Drake from New England, which is not very good.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh how about I drink this and then put my pick in?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_04: Sounds like a plan.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'll take this one.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Joe Burroughs, Cincinnati Bengals.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: Now, with that being said, the best available is now Chase Brown.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: The running back for Cincinnati, but I cannot pick him, and I gotta go with NFC.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_04: That is correct.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: I think I will take.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have an Atlanta player, do I?
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_03: Let's look at look at your squad.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_03: I do not.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_05: You do not.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_05: You've got you've got the Bengals, you got the Lions, you got Jonathan Taylor from the Colts, CeeDee Lamb from the Cowboys, Nico Collins from Houston, and McBride from Arizona.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_05: So you do not have a Falcon.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna take this one.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_05: Chris Olav, wide receiver out of New Orleans.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_05: That brings it back to me.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_05: And since I took Josh Allen last, I've got to go NFC.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_05: And the board is getting a little tricky now because of teams I've already picked and who's left here.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_05: I think I need a tight end, and I will guess have to take Loveland from the Bears.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: The Bears.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_02: The Bears.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_02: The Bears.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: You got a Bears.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's the first Bears going off the board, right?
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_05: I believe so.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_05: Highlifes, it's over to you.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_05: I think the last pick you made was Lamar Jackson.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_05: So you are looking at an NFC player.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_02: Well, if it's an NFC player, I think I am going to go with my boy from Atlanta, which I don't have any Falcons.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take Drake London.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'll pick the one that the toad didn't pick.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_05: All right, Drake London from the Atlanta Falcons going to the Miller Highlights here, which puts Wolverines on the clock for back-to-back picks.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_04: So my first one here, I'm just going to get this position out of the way.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_04: And for me, I have to pick AFC, I believe.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, because my last one was NFC.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_04: So I had to pick AFC for this one.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm picking.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_05: Kicker! Cameron Dicker, the kicker, going to the Wolverines.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_04: And that means this next one has to be NFC.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_04: And let me look at my TG.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_04: Remember which teams are which.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna love this guy.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_05: Who love the Arizona running back?
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_05: We love him.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_04: I get it.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_04: I like to make puns.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_02: I like that guy.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: He's gonna be good, I think.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's a play on words right there.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: Good job, intern Wolverine.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm on AFC because I just picked uh Drake London.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_02: All right, well, I'm gonna pull this one out.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_02: I already used up some of the teams that I would pick there.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: This uh position.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Texans defense.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going after sack points, everybody.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: Going after the sack points.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_03: Not the special teams, but the sack points.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_05: He wants he wants the sack points.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_05: All right, let's see.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_05: That brings it back over to Lummock's Nation.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm looking through things here.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_05: I need to go with AFC.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_05: So I will take.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_05: I did my drink.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_05: Go on, go with going with my gut.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_05: I will take the Ravens defense.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: Now let's see.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_03: So my last pick, I'm on the clock, was New Orleans.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: So now I gotta go AFC.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm exiting the draft.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: Return to draft.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: I hit the wrong button.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, I'm back.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_03: Brief scare there.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, brief scare.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: So I took a wide receiver last time, so I think I'm gonna go with a running back at this position.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_04: Omarion Hampton from the Chargers.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: And for this one, I'm gonna use him up.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: I know there's a lot left.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_05: Garrett Wilson from the from the Jets.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, did I just screw that up?
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_05: No, you don't have a Jets.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think you're fine.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think you're good.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, no.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: He just picked two AFCs in a row.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you did.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: Penalty.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_04: Penalty.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: He's pounding his beer.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: I messed up, fellas.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: You did.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: Drink, Todd.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: I did.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: We can't stop the draft and go back.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry about that.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: I knew it was gonna happen.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_05: I have paused the draft.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_05: I'm going in and we're gonna undo that last pick, but Todd, you still got a drink.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_05: Keep drinking.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_05: We are gonna undo Todd's pick.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_02: The rollways you have to drink until the lummox can fix it.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I don't know.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know what I'm doing.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_05: I'm lost.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_05: I'm confused here.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_05: So we are gonna undo that pick.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_05: That pick has been undone.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_05: You have to go NFC, okay?
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: So sorry about that.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_05: And we are back.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_05: We are back after Todd's mess up.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: So now I have to take a NFC player, and I will take.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: I think I'm gonna have to take the next best available player in the NFC that I can draft is there.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_03: You go.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_01: Carolina wide receiver.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: Ah damn you, Todd.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: That was the extra time that I needed to make that pick.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_05: That was all queue and up.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_05: That was all part of the plan, Todd.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_05: So it's back to me.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_05: And I went AFC last time.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_05: I have to go NFC this time.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_05: I really need a running back, so I need an NFC running back.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, all the top running backs are AFC, so that doesn't help me out there.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_05: ETN Jr.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_05: running back New Orleans.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_05: Got him.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_05: That's my pick.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_05: Vale, we're going over to you.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_05: You went AFC with your defense last time.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_05: So don't pull a Todd.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_05: You've got to go NFC with this pick.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: Vale, I see your favorite players on the board still.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_03: Cam Scataboo.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_03: He is on there.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm going to go with this guy.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_05: George Pickens.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_04: I'm on I'm on to my bench picks now.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_04: And I have to pick AFC.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: As much as I hate this team, they're highly rated here.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_04: And their bye week is different from my main team version, so.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, you took the Steelers defense.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_04: That means and now I have to go NFC.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_04: And you know what?
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I can't do that.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_05: Don't pull a Todd.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm making sure I follow the rules.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want to drink right now.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_04: But speaking of Todd, I'll take someone from his team.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_05: Javante Williams, running back Dallas.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_05: Todd, is he any good?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they got a committee of running backs.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know who made the team or not, but they've been running with like three different guys the last couple of years.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_03: So it all depends if he's in or not.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: I see a lot of running backs are the best available.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_03: How many do we have there?
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_05: There are a lot, but can you use them?
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_05: And are they the right conference?
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_05: Because you went NFC with your last pick.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_05: So that means you have to go AFC with this one, Todd.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not on the clock, Mr.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_03: High Life is.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's right.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, am I?
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're on the clock and you already gotta start drinking.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_02: Hang on.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so I picked NFC Dallas last time.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, talking about me.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_03: Not even talking about it.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_02: All right, fine.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: We'll go with uh the guy that uh Todd couldn't pick.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_05: Oh Garrett Wilson was picked by Team Duh and has been traded to the Miller Highlights.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_05: Good pick, Vale.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_05: Uh so that brings it back up to me.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_05: I went, if I'm not mistaken, I went NFC with my running back last time.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_05: So I have to go AFC, and I am going to take Rice, wide receiver from the Chiefs.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_05: From the you're going with the Chiefs.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: I put I did the Chiefs.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, now I am on the clock.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_03: Let me check something out real quick.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_03: So I gotta take an AFC player.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, you went with the Carolina wide receiver last, McMillan.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_05: So you're you need to take AFC.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on one second.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going back.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_03: I got it.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm queued up.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_03: See now what happens.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta think about two picks in a row here because I'm back to back.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you and I both do back to back.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna take the other one that really goes so I can say it.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: Reese Hall, New York Jets running back.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_03: E.
• 32:24
  unknown: T.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_03: J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: And then for my second pick here in the round uh 11, I'm going to take, I have to take a NFC, and I'm gonna, I would take, I'm gonna take the next best available.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_03: There we go.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: Got my kicker in.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_05: You got a kicker.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_05: So that brings it over to me.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_05: I believe I need an NFC player.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_05: Isaiah likely now with the New York Giants as my backup tight end.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, Highlights, you're on.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_02: And so the Highlights are going to.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta just double check, make sure I don't have this team.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm pretty sure I don't.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna go backup tight end.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_02: And it was either between Laporta or Kraft from Green Bay.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_02: But we're gonna go Sam Laporta.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: Live NFC.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_04: I respect it.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_05: Wolverines, it's over to you.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so I'm about to do a backup wide receiver, and I have to do AFC because my last pick was NFC being from the Cowboys.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_04: And this I don't have anyone from this team, so I'm going AJ Brown.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_05: Nice pick.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_05: AJ Brown deep in the draft.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_05: Who are you taking from the NFC next?
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, NFC.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have anyone from this team, and he's gonna be a backup for me, but I'm taking the Hurts.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_05: Alright.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_05: So Jalen Hurts off the board.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_05: You're back up to Bo Nicks.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_05: Moves it back over to the High Life and Vale.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_05: I think you went NFC last time, so we're looking at an AFC player.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_02: AFC, huh?
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have anybody from this team.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_05: Patrick Mahomes going this late in the draft.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_05: Good pick.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_03: Huh.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_05: That brings it over.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_05: I should just call my team QB MVP.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I've got I've got to take AFC.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna put uh Drake May on my bench as a backup quarterback.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: Loser.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't have many options.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's getting tough now.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_03: Who did you take, Lennox?
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_03: He took Drake May.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_03: All right, so now I'm on the board, and I don't think I have a player for this team, and I probably won't get another one.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_03: So just to stay out of trouble, I'm gonna draft Trevor Lawrence.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_03: Todd with the long hair.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: Todd with the long hair.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: And now I gotta go NFC.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_03: Um, let's see.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_03: Do I have anyone on?
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think I do.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna draft another George Kittle.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_05: George Kittle.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_05: All right, that gives you a that's an NFC.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_05: That brings it back to me, and I've got to go hunting for an NFC player.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_02: The Lumics is hunting wabbits.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_05: And I would love to take this guy, but I can't because I already have somebody from that team.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_05: I already have somebody from that team.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_05: I already have somebody from that team.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: This is where it gets tricky.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_05: Also, make sure you drink.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're getting close to the end here, though.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_05: I I know, and this is this is getting tricky here.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_05: What is his status?
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just glad I haven't screwed up yet, so I'm happy with that.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_05: Not yet.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna have I don't think I have it.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_05: I don't have anybody from here.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna have to go with Bucky Irving, Tampa Bay running back.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, okay.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_05: All right, I only have three picks left.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_05: I gotta make them count.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_05: Mm-hmm.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_05: Highlights, where you're going, you gotta go NFC.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, we are going to go with my boy.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_02: No one picked him up.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's time for him to drop off the list.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_02: All right, boo! Got him.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: Look how happy he is.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_04: I am AFC.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_04: Because my last pick was Jalen Hurts of Philadelphia.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_04: I'm picking a backup tight end, and I believe this guy is going to buff my team.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_05: Dalton Kincaid Buffalo.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_05: You don't have any Buffalo players yet?
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_05: No, that was my first Buffalo player.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so look in here.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_04: Now I need NFC of a team I don't already have.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_04: This might be tricky.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_02: How do I get back to the uh all right?
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_04: You know what?
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just gonna take this dude right here.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have him.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, took Pinero San Francisco kicker.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_05: Brings it back to the high life.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_05: What do I need?
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_05: AFC.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_05: You need AFC.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_03: Lord.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's gotta be an AFC player.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have a Bengal yet, I don't think.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: Let me look.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_05: It's gotta be a team you don't have from the AFC.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: So that will be a Bangle kicker.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_05: I pick took the Bengals kicker.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_05: Brings it back to Lummocks, who needs to take AFC, right?
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_05: I went NFC with my running back, so I have to go AFC, and I will take uh the Houston kicker.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_03: Aini Fairbairn.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_03: All right, and that brings it back to the Todd, and I do believe I have to take an AFC player.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I do believe so.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_03: And I don't have anyone on this team, so I'm gonna take that.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_03: Broncos defense, good pick.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_03: And then I have to take an NFC player, which is my last pick of the you still have one more pick.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_05: You still have one more pick after this.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we do?
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_03: You do.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, yes.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_04: Have you been drinking too much?
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I had to pound that one.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: It was rough.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna take this one.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_04: Kyler Murray.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_05: Little Kyler Murray, Minnesota quarterback.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_05: Brings it back to Lomex.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm going through my list real fast.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, I am taking Todd's kicker.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_05: Aubrey.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_05: Smart.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_05: Brings it over to the highlights.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_05: And you gotta you have to go NFC.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: NFC.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_02: How many defenses do I have?
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_02: One?
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_02: Hexons.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_02: Can't do Eagles.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_02: These defenses suck.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_05: There's some good defenses out there, but maybe you already have a player from that team, huh?
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_05: I do.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's my problem.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so I'll wait on that.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_02: What am I picking?
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: Make sure you drink.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_02: NFC.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_02: You are picking NFC.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: NFC.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh is there a good NFC kicker?
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_02: That I don't have yet.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so let's go with skipping kickers.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna go with this guy.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_05: Stafford.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_05: You know, Val, you can only play one quarterback each week.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_02: Hey man, mine all get hurt.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_02: You never have enough winners on your team.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know, we don't know how uh Pat Mahomes is gonna be, so I do need a backup.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: Lamar gets danged up, so I'll do Stafford.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_05: Fair enough.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_05: Wolverines, your last two picks here.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_04: All right, so my first of my last two picks.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_04: So I have to go AFC.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm taking a backup, another backup running back, Chase Brown.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Chase Brown going in the last round.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_04: But now I have to go NFC.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_04: And you know what?
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have a player from this team.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_04: We're doing a backup wide receiver.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_05: And Tampa Bay wide receiver goes to intern Wolverine for the final pick.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_05: Brings it back to the highlights.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_05: Your last pick, and it has to be AFC.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, AFC.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have anybody from this team yet.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, Patriots defense for you.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_05: Brings it to brings it to me.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_05: I have got to go AFC.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_05: And I am probably just gonna take.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_05: I can take him because I don't have anybody on this team.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_05: I have the Chargers defense.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_03: The Chargers defense.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_05: So the last pick in the draft belongs to Team Duh.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_05: Todd, you have got to pick an AFC player.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_03: And I think I'm gonna drink why I draft.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh, I just realized a stupid decision I made.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh boy, we gotta the last pick of the draft.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to say what it is, or should I keep going?
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_05: Tell me what you you gotta pick it.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_03: What is it?
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_03: The Duchess is gonna be happy with that.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_05: Travis Kelsey.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_05: Can't believe he was the last pick of the draft.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_04: Damn, I made a really stupid decision on mine.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_03: What happened?
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_04: Both my QBs, my main and my backup, both have the same bye week.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to think about that.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_05: Last time I did this, I thought they gave us like an analysis.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_03: Can we find one there?
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_03: So Guess who I'm playing next week.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_05: You're playing you're playing the highlights.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_03: The highlights.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm favored by 56% to 44%.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's my team.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_05: All right, rosters.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_05: We go to rosters.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_05: Here we go.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_05: I was hoping that they would give us a fantasy cast like they did last time.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, so there you go.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_05: We just finished up our draft.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody's got their teams.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_05: I think they do some kind of AI analysis.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_05: Todd, do you know where that is?
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_05: Have you seen that in here?
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you go to uh league, and then you go to power rankings, and then they'll give it to us.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_03: So they have the Lummocks as number one, the Todd at number two, the Vale Highlifes at three, and the intern Wolverine comes in fourth.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_03: So he's gonna according to him, you're gonna be macking some scallops.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_05: You're gonna be macking some scallops.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_05: So Todd, based on your football prowess, looking at the rosters, do you agree with those power rankings that ESPN is giving?
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I do agree because with love our intern Wolverine being last because he took Bo Nick's in the third round.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_04: Trust me.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_04: My team's gonna turn up.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta trust me.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: I think he was gonna be available the next couple rounds, so that probably was the downfall for Mr.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_03: Wolverine there.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_03: And I am playing the Vale for the first week, and you two, the Lummox and intern Wolverine will be matched up in week one.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: So that's interesting.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_03: Um favored 56% to Vale's 44%.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll see how that plays out as the season goes on.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_05: So another successful draft.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_05: We'll see how this goes.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_05: And remember, guys, during the season, you gotta maintain your one player per team.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_05: And if you're dropping somebody from the NFC, you gotta pick up that person from the you gotta pick up another NFC person, AFC to AFC.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_05: So keep it going.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_05: And we'll see how this season plays out.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_05: As always, we will provide updates to our listeners as we go through the weeks here.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_05: Intern Wolverine, anything to say before we close out tonight's episode?
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_04: Don't count my team out just because the SPN ranks is low.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_04: AI just hates me.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_04: Trust me, my team's gonna turn up, and you all, one of you, is gonna have to eat your least favorite food.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_04: Trust.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, we'll see if that pans out for you.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_05: It's a bold strategy.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_05: Anything before we close it up.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I thought that was kind of funny as we were closing out that Travis Kelsey.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_03: What's the last pick of the draft?
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_03: That was interesting.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_05: It was.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_05: Um that's how it shakes out when you got these rules.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_03: So that was fun.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_03: That was fun.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you, intern Wolverine, for playing with us this year.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_03: Vale, Lomix, thanks for playing.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_03: Adios to Todd is gone.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_05: All right, Vale, close it out for us on this Dodd Down Fantasy 2026 draft night.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_02: All right, everybody.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for listening, jumping on as always.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_02: Nation, we appreciate it.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_02: Few things I want to uh touch base on before we uh jump off tonight.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_02: Number one, Lummox.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you saw that new uh Burger King commercial that has the uh president walk out to a guy who's sitting out there who ordered a whopper with bacon, and he says, What seems to be the problem, sir?
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_02: And the guy says, They forgot my bacon on my whopper.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, Well, let me get you a new one.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_02: I was not listening.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_02: That is all because of Dye It Down, right there.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_02: It is exactly, and it had to do, they missed the bacon on that guy's burger.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_02: So it must not be it must be a problem everywhere.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_02: So, but I thought you would like that as I saw that the other day.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_02: And as uh the Todd father would say, I was cracking up.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: So uh as everybody knows, too, as well.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_02: We are on YouTube.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, hit us up on YouTube, dumb it down.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh you can check us out.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_02: All of our um podcasts are loaded on there.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_02: You can uh subscribe, you can uh comment.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_02: We actually have a comment on the uh cracoon that said that uh the Todd is the worst movie rater ever, apparently.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so and then I got some feedback from other folks, uh two other people, uh one being my daughter and another one being Courtney from Tennessee.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_02: And uh both of them said that Grease Two is probably about as bad as Cracoon as a movie.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_02: So uh Grease One blows it away, and Dod has no idea what he's talking about, why he's on a podcast, no one knows why.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_02: So there we go.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_02: There's some of the feedback we got.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_02: Listeners, keep them coming, keep those comments coming.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_02: Donation, thank you again.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_02: We're out of the way.