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#0210_ STORY INSPIRE: Cool Mom — Parenting, Family, Culture & Dark Humor · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Take
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  Speaker 1: a look at this.
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  Speaker 2: I have a hot take, I have a hot take.
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  Speaker 2: I actually like candy corn.
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  Speaker 1: I do too! Me too! That's so funny, I'm too scared.
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  Speaker 2: To say it. You're also dressed like a candy corn.
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  Speaker 3: It's so controversial to say these days.
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  Speaker 1: If you say that you like candy corn, people will
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  Speaker 1: walk away. It's so funny, I just.
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  Speaker 2: Said that yesterday and I was like, It tastes like
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  Speaker 2: buttery syrup to me, like Mrs. Buttersworth. It melts in
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  Speaker 2: your mouth, and it has like a little crust on
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  Speaker 2: the outside.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. Dude, I'm not kidding. I wrote out a tweet
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  Speaker 1: that said, guys, I kind of like candy corn, and
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  Speaker 1: I deleted it. Or I backspaced on it because I
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  Speaker 1: was like, too controversial. Canceled. I was like, not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, please stop that. Please stop that. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you see my point now that if Chrissy Teigen was
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  Speaker 1: eating children, it would be the coolest thing about her? Like,
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  Speaker 1: don't you get it now? Don't you understand that a
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  Speaker 1: lot of this QAnon shit makes these people look cooler
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  Speaker 1: than they are? Like, oh yeah, she's some high priestess
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  Speaker 1: of the satanic religion. She's like a dumb, trash bitch
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  Speaker 1: who somehow figured out a way to get famous and
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  Speaker 1: she's sitting with Whitney talking about candy corn. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: God bless Whitney. That Wendy Williams, what a woof. That
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  Speaker 1: was a big disaster. That week, and we love Whitney,
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  Speaker 1: but that week was a very large disaster. Whitney subbing
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  Speaker 1: in for Wendy Williams, who's, I believe, in rehab or something.
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  Speaker 2: Something like that, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't, if she's not in rehab, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to say she's in rehab.
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  Speaker 2: And mental health relief. Let me double check on that.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever's going on with her, we wish her well. And
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  Speaker 1: DeStefano went on there, and he had a rough go
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  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah. It's not an audience for comedy. They
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  Speaker 1: don't really want jokes. They want Wendy Williams, who is hilarious,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't compete with Wendy Williams. Just like the
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  Speaker 1: SNL audience, they don't really want comedy. They want to
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  Speaker 1: hear stuff, and they want to go, yes! They want
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  Speaker 1: to energetically agree. It's like a pep rally. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like a pep rally for people that are not doing
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  Speaker 1: good and feel upset and got free tickets to a
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  Speaker 1: show and they want to get pumped up. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it is. What is this? I want to talk about
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  Speaker 1: this cool mom who's going to jail because I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: I hate when a rat implicates a cool mom. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: knows that when you were in high school, you were
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  Speaker 1: in this weird in-between between being a child and being
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  Speaker 1: an adult. You got to learn how to be an
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  Speaker 1: adult and learning how to be an adult involves drinking,
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  Speaker 1: using drugs and having sex. And a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: you need like a safe environment or sometimes an unsafe
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  Speaker 1: environment to do all of those things. That's where the
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  Speaker 1: cool mom comes. you know, becomes a thing. Kathy Griffin
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  Speaker 1: used to talk about this, like how Lindsay Lohan's mom,
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  Speaker 1: Dina Lohan was like, you know, one of the moms
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  Speaker 1: that would like, you know, do Coke with the kids
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, you know, but, you know, we had families
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  Speaker 1: like that. We had a woman when I grew up
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  Speaker 1: who had like a, you know, a big eye, one
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  Speaker 1: big eye and sold us all drugs. And we, we
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  Speaker 1: loved her because It's in someone's got to treat you
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  Speaker 1: like an adult. This is my point. Somebody has got
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  Speaker 1: to treat you like an adult, even when you are
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  Speaker 1: undeserving of being treated like an adult. This woman had
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  Speaker 1: the goal, the unmitigated goal to treat children like adults,
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  Speaker 1: kids that are raging hormones that need a place to
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  Speaker 1: do drugs and fuck each other. safely in a wealthy
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  Speaker 1: suburban home. This woman provided a, what, a 6,000 square
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  Speaker 1: foot house? Big. Yeah, a huge house with many different
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  Speaker 1: rooms and alcoves and places to go. And she created
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  Speaker 1: this environment where cool kids or kids that were in
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  Speaker 1: the group were able to go and get really drunk,
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  Speaker 1: test their limits, find out how much booze was too
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  Speaker 1: much booze, How are you supposed to learn this before
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  Speaker 1: you go to college and you look like an idiot?
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  Speaker 1: You have to learn it. In high school, you have
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  Speaker 1: to learn how much booze is too much booze. What
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  Speaker 1: drugs agree with your system, what drugs don't. And what
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  Speaker 1: she did was create a vibe. Truly. And she threatened
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  Speaker 1: a few people because... Cool moms, badass bitches like this
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  Speaker 1: woman have to threaten the weak because the weak are
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  Speaker 1: would-be rats who ruin it for everybody. And I mean,
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  Speaker 1: let's get into this story a little bit because as
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  Speaker 1: soon as I read it, I knew that a great
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  Speaker 1: injustice had been done. And one of the things that
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  Speaker 1: you know about me is I feel comedy is a
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  Speaker 1: way to correct all the injustices of the world. That's
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  Speaker 1: the way I feel. I don't think it is funny
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  Speaker 1: or should be funny. I think it should be about
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  Speaker 1: injustices and just to discuss trans people from any angle, pro, against, confused.
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  Speaker 1: And you know that the Democrats are now doing the bill.
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  Speaker 1: They're Joe Manchin and Kristen Sinema. They're going forward with
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  Speaker 1: the bipartisan infrastructure bill. And they're carving out money so
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  Speaker 1: that Dave Chappelle does five more specials. all about trans people.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought it was a good compromise. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Quote here, glad she's gone. Los Gatos reels after mom
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  Speaker 1: arrested for drunken teen sex parties. Shannon O'Connor was known
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  Speaker 1: as the cool but creepy mom. Read some of this, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: because I read this, I was incensed and enraged. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't really... have an infrastructure to go and try
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  Speaker 1: to help this woman. But if I did, I really would.
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  Speaker 2: So O'Connor is now facing 39 criminal charges, including 12
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  Speaker 2: felony counts of child endangerment.
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  Speaker 1: This is more than bin Laden. This is more than
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  Speaker 1: Osama bin Laden would have faced. By the way, all
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  Speaker 1: of the people who've done all of the things that
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  Speaker 1: the destroying of people's property, the burning down of small businesses. Nobody's, like,
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  Speaker 1: facing anything. This woman is facing 39 criminal charges, 12
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  Speaker 1: felony counts of child endangerment for, quote, allegedly plying teens
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  Speaker 1: with alcohol, getting them drunk to the point of vomiting,
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  Speaker 1: and encouraging them to have sex. You know what that
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  Speaker 1: used to be called? Being cool. What the fuck? It
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  Speaker 1: used to be called being cool. She's not fucking the kids.
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  Speaker 1: She's not watching them fuck. She doesn't have a Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: Epstein-style surveillance system, right? Right. From what I understand.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: She's simply creating the conditions, facilitating what may happen anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she's lighting a fire under a few of their
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  Speaker 1: asses to get it going. And she's being charged with...
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  Speaker 1: I knew parents back in the day who would buy
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  Speaker 1: us alcohol. My grandmother would buy us a bottle of
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  Speaker 1: vodka when we were in senior year. What is going
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  Speaker 1: on here? What are you supposed to do at a
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  Speaker 1: high school party? You're supposed to get drunk. If you're
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  Speaker 1: not drinking at a high school party, you're planning a
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  Speaker 1: school shooting. What is wrong? It's like, The craziest thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard, this woman is being treated. Now, she
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  Speaker 1: did chase down one of the girls and threaten her
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  Speaker 1: in the car. But again, you have to keep a
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  Speaker 1: tight circle. And this is the thing that, there was
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  Speaker 1: one kid we used to hang out with where his parents,
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  Speaker 1: if there was a fight at the party, like his
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  Speaker 1: mother would start beating people. And she'd start like, there
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  Speaker 1: was a kid on the ground, she was kicking him.
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  Speaker 1: They have to defend their homestead because when you decide
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  Speaker 1: to be the parents that allow debauchery and that type
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  Speaker 1: of thing to go on, when you allow parties, when
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  Speaker 1: you allow fun, when you make room for fun. When
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  Speaker 1: you open the door to a good damn time, people
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  Speaker 1: will threaten it. Outsiders come in, they get too drunk,
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  Speaker 1: they disrespect you, they threaten a rat, and you've got
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  Speaker 1: to control them physically. Many a time have I seen
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  Speaker 1: fights where the parents just get involved because they have
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  Speaker 1: to defend their home. The arrest comes a year after
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  Speaker 1: a number of Los Gatos high school students started a, quote,
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  Speaker 1: Me Too Los Gatos movement. Can you imagine this? Can
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  Speaker 1: you imagine this, by the way? A high school student
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  Speaker 1: started a Me Too Los Gatos movement complaining about, quote,
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  Speaker 1: rape culture at the school and staging a rally on campus.
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  Speaker 1: At the time, school officials... said they could do little
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  Speaker 1: but contact local police about activities off campus, which they
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  Speaker 1: said they did in the O'Connor case when a parent complained. O'Connor, 47,
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  Speaker 1: was arrested in Idaho. A message left on her cell
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  Speaker 1: phone Wednesday afternoon was not returned. She and her husband,
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  Speaker 1: tech executive Robert Amaral, put their $ 4. 7 million home on sale, right,
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  Speaker 1: to move to Idaho with O'Connor and her three sons.
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  Speaker 1: She's got three kids, a 15 year old and a
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  Speaker 1: 13 year old middle schooler. And I think it was
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  Speaker 1: a 15 year old and his friends that she was,
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  Speaker 1: but which is a little young. It is a little
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  Speaker 1: in the defense of the people, maybe overreacting. 15 is
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  Speaker 1: a little young. 17 senior year is a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more appropriate, but we had some fun junior year too. But,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess when you start junior year, you are 15. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so she would go on Snapchat and talk to the
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  Speaker 1: kids and get them all to come to their house
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  Speaker 1: and get boozed up. And fuck, this is what she did.
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  Speaker 1: And people have a problem with this. I mean, again,
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  Speaker 1: don't people realize one sophomore girl goes, I'm glad she's gone.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me feel safer. She purchased alcohol of the
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  Speaker 1: teenagers choosing. How cool is that? And encouraged them to
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  Speaker 1: have sex in her home, in a rented beach house
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  Speaker 1: in Santa Cruz, and in a cabin in Lake Tahoe.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ! You kids don't know how good you have it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you know that this is never going to happen again?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's ever going to buy you the alcohol you want
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  Speaker 1: and say, come fucking Lake Tahoe on my dime. It
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  Speaker 1: will never happen again. Yes, this bitch had some freak
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  Speaker 1: shit going on. Yes, probably there was something wrong. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not a doctor. But just looking at this,
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  Speaker 1: if somebody says, come fuck at my beach house in
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  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz, and I'll get you fucking lubed up with
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  Speaker 1: the booze of your choice, I'm telling you right now,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's offensive and horrible, but wait a few years,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be dying. These same puritanical monster children
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  Speaker 1: are going to be at college with their pussies hanging
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  Speaker 1: out of a window trying to get fucked and they're
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  Speaker 1: assholes and dicks. I'm not gendering this. But these same
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  Speaker 1: kids in a few years are just going to be,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to be dying to fuck in a beach
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  Speaker 1: house in Santa Cruz. Now, I do understand the concern
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  Speaker 1: here that the parents, I get it, Because it's like,
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  Speaker 1: is she fucking the kid? It is weird. Because why
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  Speaker 1: is she so into it? Which is weird. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that. But I'm talking really more to the
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  Speaker 1: kids now. If you're a parent and you're freaked out
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  Speaker 1: about this, I totally understand. But to the kids right now,
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  Speaker 1: you're kind of being bitches about this. Truly. So in
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  Speaker 1: one case, when a girl was so drunk, she passed
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  Speaker 1: in and out of consciousness in a bedroom. O'Connor brought
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  Speaker 1: in a teenage boy who sexually assaulted her while the
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  Speaker 1: girl cried. Okay. Well, now this isn't good. I don't
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  Speaker 1: read the whole article before I do the show. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really do the whole thing. I do cliff notes.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I don't go in and I'm,
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  Speaker 1: am I a prosecutor? Am I a lawyer? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think I'm a lawyer? So now this isn't good, but
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  Speaker 1: this is the first I'm hearing of this. And the
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  Speaker 1: girl says, quote, why did you leave me in there
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  Speaker 1: with him? The girl later asked O'Connor, the complaint said, like, why, like,
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  Speaker 1: why did you do that? You knew like what he
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  Speaker 1: was going to do with me. First of all, too
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  Speaker 1: many likes. I'm not saying it deserves sexual assault, but
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  Speaker 1: way too many likes. O'Connor just laughed. It's unclear whether
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  Speaker 1: any of the boys who are juveniles will face any penalty.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the teenagers were so drunk they told authorities
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  Speaker 1: that one nearly drowned in a hot tub and another
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  Speaker 1: in a bathtub. But that's funny. Now, the rape is not.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know. Here's the thing. One boy suffered
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  Speaker 1: a concussion when he fell off the back of O'Connor's car.
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  Speaker 1: She'd been driving the boys around while they were drinking
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  Speaker 1: and allowed her son to drive in the school parking
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  Speaker 1: lot where the other boy was hanging on the back
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  Speaker 1: and lost his grip. I mean, here's the deal. The
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  Speaker 1: bitch liked to have fun. Again, this is no good
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  Speaker 1: about the sexual assault thing. That is not good. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize that. I thought this was more of just
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  Speaker 1: kind of like, get the kids drunk and we drive
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  Speaker 1: around the school parking lot. I mean, the woman's really
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  Speaker 1: psychotic because she's doing it in the school. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's wild.
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  Speaker 2: They moved there specifically because the son... met a girl
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  Speaker 2: online playing a video game, and that's why they moved
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  Speaker 2: to the school, to encourage him to hook up with
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  Speaker 2: her and the whole thing. So it's very orchestrated and
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  Speaker 2: very weird and planned.
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  Speaker 1: Something's wrong. We know that. We understand that. But is
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  Speaker 1: it hack to just have the same take that everyone
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  Speaker 1: else is going to have, which is like, damn this
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  Speaker 1: woman to hell? I'm trying... Now she's accused of a $ 120, 000
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  Speaker 1: embezzlement scheme.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you, Shannon, and you're making it hard.
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  Speaker 1: They make it so hard. You may have noticed his
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  Speaker 1: website has been using the nickname, quote, Cool Mom. Correct.
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  Speaker 1: I appropriated that. to describe Shannon O'Connor. And by the way,
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  Speaker 1: even the fucking people are saying cool mom. The 47-year-old
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  Speaker 1: Los Gatos woman accused of throwing alcohol-fueled sex parties for
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  Speaker 1: teenagers and then moved to Idaho, where she was accused
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  Speaker 1: of doing the same there. But we are merely using
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  Speaker 1: the vernacular of the kids. As the Mercury News reported,
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  Speaker 1: when the story broke, O'Connor, 47, was apparently known as
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  Speaker 1: the cool mom since the older son was in middle
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  Speaker 1: school and had raised eyebrows amongst the parents for her
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  Speaker 1: chumminess with the son's friends. You think it comes out
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  Speaker 1: that she was just fucking the kids?
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  Speaker 2: Very possible, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It would have come out already, probably, though. We all
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  Speaker 1: feel that she's a threat to the community. We experienced it.
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  Speaker 1: I had, you know, we had people in Long Island
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  Speaker 1: that were fun, parents that would allow us to drink
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  Speaker 1: and use drugs, and they would drink and use drugs
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  Speaker 1: with us, but they never really encouraged sex. I think
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  Speaker 1: the worst thing that happened once was somebody I knew
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  Speaker 1: had sex with a girl, and the father at the
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  Speaker 1: house watched it. Like, my friend noticed he was just
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  Speaker 1: sitting in a corner watching. But that was the worst
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  Speaker 1: that happened. But nobody knew beforehand that that was going
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  Speaker 1: to happen. Quote, we are very grateful that the judge
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  Speaker 1: decided this today and didn't prolong this. And we got
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  Speaker 1: to be careful with how to title this on YouTube
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  Speaker 1: because they're going to give us all kinds of problems. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We had dinner with some YouTubers the other night, and
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  Speaker 1: it's all in the titles. Nice people, huh? Did you
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the dinner?
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  Speaker 2: It was great.
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  Speaker 1: I had fun.
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  Speaker 2: I had a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun. It's good to speak
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  Speaker 1: to people in Los Angeles. It really is. I like
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  Speaker 1: to do these little dinner things and see where people
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  Speaker 1: are at. I want to see where people's heads are at.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's funny. And here's my thing with Cool Mom.
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  Speaker 1: You know, listen, as I read on, it's more complex
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  Speaker 1: than I had originally thought. I thought she was just
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  Speaker 1: getting people boozed up and saying, you guys can fuck
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  Speaker 1: in the house. But she's leading people in the room.
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  Speaker 1: There's people getting assaulted. That's not good. She's denied bail.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're accusing her of a $ 120, 000 embezzlement scheme. What
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  Speaker 1: does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: So $ 120, 000 in personal charges on company credit cards belonging
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  Speaker 2: to her former employer.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of booze for the kids.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was reading, and there's tons of articles
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  Speaker 2: about this. I was reading she got limos for the kids,
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  Speaker 2: and there's a lot of stuff charged.
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  Speaker 3: On the car.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. Many of the kids are going to look
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  Speaker 1: back and say that these were the greatest times of
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  Speaker 1: their lives. Not all of them, but many of them
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  Speaker 1: are gonna look back and say these were the days.
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  Speaker 1: And it's sad. But I remember, nobody in Long Island
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  Speaker 1: was a saint who was parenting us, letting us have parties.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody was a saint, but here's what we were able
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  Speaker 1: to do. Of course we would drink and vomit and
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  Speaker 1: people would have sex and there would be fights and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the parents' job. I would hang out with
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  Speaker 1: the parents. I was the one who hung out with
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  Speaker 1: the parents because I didn't want to have sex with
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  Speaker 1: the women. And I enjoyed my friends and we would
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  Speaker 1: get drunk, but I was always curious about how much
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  Speaker 1: money all the parents had. I always thought it was funny, right?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to know how much money the parents had.
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  Speaker 1: So I would always talk to the parents, you know?
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  Speaker 1: about all kinds of things, the changing neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: A.
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  Speaker 1: Lot of the things that were going on, because I
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  Speaker 1: knew how to get into their circle of trust. I
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  Speaker 1: These millennials. Now let's talk about this article in the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: New York Times. I'm thinking of selling my car. I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: don't want to drive anymore. You know, you and Ida
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: made a good case that you thought I was going
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: to kill someone with my car. and because I have
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: rage issues and stuff, but I'd like to drive fast,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: but I think I'm going to get rid of it
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: because I don't like driving, and I'll have a car
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: in Texas when I'm there, but when I'm in L.A.,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I kind of don't want a car, and I should
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: start drinking again, even though it's been 12 years. If
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I don't have a car, is there anything wrong with
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: me recreationally drinking and using drugs? What if the only
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: thing keeping me sober was driving? Oh, man. Right? Would
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you feel pretty stupid then, huh?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: You'd convince me to get rid of my car. But
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: it's true. I... You should drive. Because you're like a
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: wage slave. And I'm regal. And a king should never drive.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: He should be driven.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: But a wage slave... And I want to get you
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: a little box here for you to punch in and
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: punch out. I want to hear the sound. By the way,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the supply chain, there's ports. We went to Crate and
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Barrel the other day. The people that are still left
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: in the workforce are losing it. This lovely woman was like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: she's like, there's ships in the port of Los Angeles
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and they have all of our stuff. She goes, our
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: stuff is on those ships. She was coming apart. Lovely woman,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: helped us a lot, but coming apart. And here's the headline.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: It says a record number of container ships waiting to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: enter ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach. There's a
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: shortage of workers and stuff with the Coast Guard or the,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: what is it, the Port Authority? I don't know. But
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's a massive problem where if you
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: ordered a fucking ottoman, It is sitting on a ship,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: a container ship, out on the port. You almost want
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: to take a boat out there and grab it and
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: then boat back in. But we're going to talk now
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: about this article that I read that I thought was,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the New York Times writes a lot of articles that
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: don't need to be written. And this is one of them.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: The 37-year-olds are afraid of the 23-year-olds who work for them. Quote,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: 20-somethings rolling their eyes at the habits of their elders
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: is a longstanding trend. But many employers said there's a
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: new boldness in the way Gen Z dictates taste. You know,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: we were talking about this last night at the little dinner.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: There's a nihilism. The Gen Z people that I've spoken to,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: whether it's the TikTok kids or people that have helped
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: us with things, there's a nihilism. to them, which is
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: quite productive. And the nihilism is a reflection of they
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: have seen so many institutions either lose credibility or outright
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: fail in their lifetime. So the collapse of institutional credibility,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: which has been so widespread, has impacted the way they
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: look at the world. And a lot of these kids
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: now are self-starters. They're independent. They are early adapters on
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the things like TikTok. They get on there. They build things.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: They don't know what they're building. They don't know why
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: they're building it. Some of them might. But I think
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: they understand that they cannot wait. They cannot wait for
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: any institution to give them a shot. And I think
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: there's something that's very positive about that, right? I also
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: believe there are many issues with that generation in terms
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: of the fetishization of mental health, of sexual politics, of
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: many other trends that I don't see as positive. as
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I see the fact that independence and being a self-starter
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: and being somebody who is not reliant on these archaic
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: systems and structures, that is good. But I think some
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: of these other things are a bit childish. But that's
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: okay because I'm on my way out, right? I'm 36.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I'm heading towards 37. I'm out. And you have to
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: realize this, you're late 30s. It's uncomfortable to realize that
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you're no longer, you don't matter. And the things you
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: believe don't matter. You will hit peak earning, I guess,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: in your 30s, 40s, 50s. That seems to be When,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: if you can put together some type of career, that's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: the best years of your career. But what does that mean?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: The best years of your career, and Bill Burr talks
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: about this, it's like when you have a kid, you
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: just go in a sinkhole for 18 years and you
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, then you stick your head
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: back up and you're like, wait, what happened? The same
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: as when you hit a stride in your career, you're
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: not culturally looking at everything and taking everything in. You
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: don't have as much time to... Do the things that
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: young people do to kind of steer culture. You just don't.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: You're not tweeting about your favorite band when you're 40.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I hope not. Some people are. I mean, people are
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: now with the rapper who did the Biden, the anti-Biden rap.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, everybody on Facebook, my aunt loves
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: rap now. My aunt loves rap. She spent years talking
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: about how it was the scourge of the inner cities.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Her words. Now she loves rap. But the vast majority
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: of people aren't. But this article in the New York
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Times is basically saying that millennials, the millennial generation is
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: like a soft generation, but they're, oh. weirdly conniving, emotionally manipulative.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: They all want gold stars. They're kind of despicable. They
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: are institutionalists, the millennials. They are people that love getting
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: pats on the back and You know, ribbons pinned to
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: them from what I, you know, and I am a
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: millennial and I've seen the way millennials behave. It was
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the generation that talked about colleges and getting into colleges
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: and you got to fill out your application. Everything was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: just this, you know, mad dash for some type of. acceptance.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It was this, you know, very visceral, you could see
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: it on people's faces, need to be told that they
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: were good enough and that they did the quote unquote
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: right thing. And it was formulaic. And the way that
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: we were brought up was that we were just threatened
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: with college, threatened If you didn't go to college, what
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: will people think of you? And you won't be able
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: to find any work, and you better live in fear.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: It was a fear-driven culture. And that's the millennial culture
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: to me. Gen Z seems a lot more nihilistic. They
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: don't seem to be looking for approval as much, even
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: though as human beings we all do. But those are
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the main differences that I've noticed, you know, that they
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: seem to be black-eyed nihilists, as the Big Lebowski, right?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the quote?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, these people, Gen Z, seem to be
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a lot more independent, right? Um, and they lay things
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: on the table, uh, a little bit more than I
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: think millennials would. I think there may be, dare I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: say less baggage with some of the, and I, again,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I know highly productive people from the gender. I don't
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: know people that aren't doing anything, but from this article,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of it is like, Hey, you know, Gen
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Z people telling their bosses when I'm done with my tasks,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: can I go, can I leave? And again, is some
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: of that laziness? Maybe. But I think some of it
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: is like, you know, do you know how much wasted
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: time that millennials wasted in offices? You know, going out
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: for hour and a half long lunches and going and,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you know, how long it took someone to open a
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: box of Keurig K-Cups. for the coffee machine, and how
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: much bullshit went on that wasn't work, and it became
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: like this weird environment for people to enjoy being, and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I have my suit and tie, and I'm drinking coffee
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: at the desk, and it was this weird performative life.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: And Gen Z people are kinda like, hey man, let
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: me outta here. If I'm done, let me get the
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: fuck out. Let me leave, can I leave? I did
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: what you wanted me to do, let me leave. Also,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Gen Z has no respect for their bosses. you don't
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: have any respect for the people that are, and then
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: now that has positives and negatives. You don't want to
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: completely not have respect for people, but you should, you
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: should never be completely, uh, bowled over, uh, or, or
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: too impressed with anybody, especially if your job eventually is
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: going to be to do what they do. You know,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you should have a, you know, pretty reasonable assessment of
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: what they do, how they do it better than you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: And a lot of these people are noticing that these
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: people actually don't do anything better than me. They've just
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: sucked off the right people. They've played the corporate game
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: long enough. They have the right bullshit, fake superficial manner
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: about them. that has allowed them to fail upwards and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: ascend the corporate ladder. So these little nihilists are coming
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: to the office, refusing to respect these people. And one
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: of them, they actually, one of the young people in
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: this article asked the team leader or the boss, the manager,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: to do something. They're like, can you do it? And
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: managers hate that when they're asked to do a task.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of these people are just completely like,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: they're completely shocked that they would be asked to do something. Also,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: they're a lot more political, which can get annoying because
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: they want you, you know, they want your kombucha to,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you know, make a stand. They want your kombucha, you know,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: to start talking about controversial political topics. They are much
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: more willing to do that stuff. You know, they're calling
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: it the kids these days effect. They've noticed it's been
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: happening for a while. Each new generation brings something a
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: little different. But, you know, older generations are much more
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: likely to go, hey, let's leave politics out of things.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: And kids want everything to be political. Younger, Gen Z people.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I don't work in an office. And one of the
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: reasons I don't work in an office, I've spent a
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: lot of time in an office. Just like I've spent
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: too much time in a car. I've spent too much
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: time in an office. Offices are, for the most part,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: not always, but you hit a wall and it's diminishing
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: returns in an office. And I think Gen Z is
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: kind of realizing that. The younger kids are realizing, like,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I could be out doing my own thing. I could
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: be on OnlyFans. Or I could be on Patreon. Or
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I could be on YouTube or TikTok or Twitch. I
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: could be on any of these platforms. I could have
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: an e-commerce business. I could make shit and sell it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I could go out and sell things. I could do
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: any number of jobs that don't require me to be
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: here in this office staring at these people. Because when
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: you're in an office, you just end up staring at
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: a lot. You know, there was a woman, Doreen... we
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: used to work with who started in mortgages as a
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: very sweet, nice mom. She was like the mom of
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the office. And she started as like a secretary. And
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: she was just a fun secretary. She liked having a
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: few drinks. She was a sweet woman and probably still is.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: A nice, not too far from cool mom, probably. And
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: as things progressed, she got into being a loan officer.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: She like started to work as in the, but then
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: by the end of it, she had to be fired
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: for like stealing deals. And it was a whole thing.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is the culture can, you know,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: really do something to you. So you got to watch out.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: But I mean, if this is a hard article to
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: care about either way, you know, here it goes like, uh, Yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: some guy who owns a food business is like, he
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: heard from junior staff asking if his company would post
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: a black square in solidarity with the BLM movement on Instagram.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Elaine Purcell, 34, co-founder of the maternity care startup ULA,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: got a Slack message from one of her youngest workers
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: after the shootings at Atlanta area spas in March asking
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: what the team could do in solidarity with Asian Americans.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: So they are more politically minded, the young people. Yeah.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: And then one of the quotes is you talk to
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: older people and they're like, dude, we sell tomato sauce.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: We don't sell politics. Said Mr. Kennedy co-founder plant people.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Then you have younger people being like, quote, these are
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: political tomatoes. This is a political tomato sauce. Yeah. I mean,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: this is the big divide, right? Seemingly the millennials, one
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: good thing about the millennials, if there are good things
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: about the millennial generation, um, is that, uh, maybe they
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: know when to shut up. Maybe, maybe they do. I
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: don't even know. I'm positing that. And the only reason
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I say that is because at the end of this article,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: they all go on some retreat and they said the
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Gen Z people were much more likely to like, yeah,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: here we go. Um, Somebody, Emily Fletcher, who runs Ziva Meditation,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: noticed at her company retreat, the junior people were the
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: ones who were most comfortable stretching the bounds of what's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: considered professional conversation. This became apparent when the staff participated
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: in an exercise she calls the Sufi Awards, sitting around
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the campfire and sharing personal sources of suffering from last year.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: By the way, who's doing that? The Sufi Awards, sitting
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: around a campfire and sharing personal stories from of suffering
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: from last year. This is a perfect example of what
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: millennials do. They go, we want to hear about all
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: your suffering and we're going to award you based on
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: who suffered the most. It makes everything this weird game.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Everything this weird need to win. It's odd. To earn recognition.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Your suffering should earn you recognition. Okay? So, she said
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: about Gen Z, quote, they celebrate human emotion instead of
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: having an outdated framework of what corporate should be. Her
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: company culture... has relaxed even more. But here, go up there.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Go up for a second.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Ms.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Fletcher said getting the most vulnerable by speaking about partners
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: cheating on them. So these kids were speaking at the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Suffolk Awards about partners cheating on them or about the
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: loneliness of a solo quarantine. This is maybe where you go,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: just shut up. Truly, they'll use it against you. They're
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: going to use it against you. All the things you're
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: admitting to them at the Sufi Awards, why are you, why?
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I would not go. If they're like, we're doing a retreat,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: we're going to sit around a campfire. It's like, this
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: is why I've never, even when I was in sales,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted to stay away from corporate America. Because when
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: people start saying we're going to a campfire, I'm like, no,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: we're not. We are not doing that. Yeah, we're going
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: to sit around and tell each other, no. corporate friendship
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: building exercises, not for me. Truly not for me. And
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: this is where I kind of draw the line. This
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: is why I could never function in like a corporate company.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Other than Spotify. Because if Spotify were to hand me money,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: then I would absolutely go sit by a fire and
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: talk about all of my problems. But yeah, I mean,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: it's interesting to see what the future... Please, what is this?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: What keeps going on here?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Isina.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: About what?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I can check. she wanted a pic
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: of your odometer.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: We're not there. Tell her you get it tomorrow. Christ almighty. Fuck.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Enough.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: But it's interesting. I spoke to Anikashan about this a lot.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: About the kind of millennial narcissism and the idea that
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: everybody needs to get a medal. Unlike me, I deserve it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I get nothing. I deserve all the medals and I'm
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: given nothing. Growing up, cereal was one of the best
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: parts of being a kid, but I had to give
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: it up because I realized it was full of sugar
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: and I don't eat sugar. I've never had sugar. So
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: we're all trying to get better, eat better. But healthy
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: breakfasts don't have to be boring. Do you think that
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: healthy breakfasts have to be boring?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: But you did.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I used to.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Because I hadn't heard of this company.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But why did you think that healthy breakfasts had to
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: be boring?
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Because I don't know. You do spinach with a poached egg.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It's boring. But you know that you could have meats
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I guess I could.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You could have bacon and sausage. It's boring. It's boring
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: to have eggs and bacon or smoked salmon?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: It's so traditional.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Or ancient grains? I don't know. It's boring?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: That's what my parents say.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Why did you think it was boring when you know
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: if you have an American cheese omelet with bacon, it's
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: fucking good? If you have a Western omelet, it's good.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Why did you think it was boring?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Because I want a sugary cereal to get my day going.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: That's a different question. You just said that you believed
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: healthy breakfasts were boring. I'm telling you that breakfast is
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: the easiest meal to eat healthy because you can choose
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: an array of meats and cheeses and veggies to make
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: something really cool like a frittata. And you're sitting here
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: with a shit-eating grin on your face and you refuse
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: to tell me why you think healthy breakfasts are boring.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Why are they boring?
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: It's boring to be healthy, in my opinion. It's boring
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: to be healthy.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Is that what's happening, or are you lying because of
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: the ad?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: No, I want to be stimulated.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Are you lying because in the ad, it says that,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: and you're agreeing with the ad?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: No, when I eat an omelet, I want to fall asleep.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I'm so bored.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: They deserve better than you lying to them.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not lying to you.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You're lying right now. I'm not. Because if I brought
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: you eggs scrambled with American cheese and chicken sausage and
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: spinach and salsa, you would like it.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like that.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: So what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you lying?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: It's still less exciting than a bowl of sugary cereal.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I do like cereal. What are we talking about?
• 42:54
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• 42:55
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• 42:57
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• 43:00
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• 43:02
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• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Do you think Facebook took the thing down where I
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: said I was going to sell the maid?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Still no. It's grain-free, soy-free, and low-carb. And you
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  Speaker 1: But it sounds like it's so sugary that as soon
• 43:29
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• 43:32
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• 43:39
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• 43:43
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• 43:55
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• 44:01
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• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, think of like a guiltless midnight snack.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: No such thing. If you're eating at midnight, you're a slob.
• 44:08
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• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Try to stay an eight-hour window. But you could start
• 44:13
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• 44:14
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• 44:17
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• 44:22
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• 44:29
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• 44:34
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• 44:36
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• 44:40
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  Speaker 1: So here's the Facebook shit. Now, they're changing their name
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  Speaker 1: to Meta. I'm old enough to remember when Facebook was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, college kids trying to get laid. By the way,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: if Facebook was still functioning like that, we wouldn't need
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  Speaker 1: Cool Mom to be driving kids around getting them slammed.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: But because Facebook is no longer functioning as a dating
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  Speaker 1: app for children, it is now functioning as a place
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: for elderly people to scream into the void, to post
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  Speaker 1: pictures of their dead dogs, to talk about their knee operations,
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  Speaker 1: and to start these long threads where people are trying
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: to educate each other on all manner of topics. And
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: they think the problem with Facebook is misinformation. All social
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: media is misinformation, whether it's Russia or your mother-in-law. Everybody
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: on Facebook is lying. And so you have a whistleblower,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: and this bitch comes out, and Facebook is now changing
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: their name to Meta, which is weird, because a restaurant
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: in Long Island I like did that. Still a good restaurant.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Facebook fails to moderate harmful content in developing countries. What
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: did this whistleblower do? Why is she... What is the
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: big deal here?
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Basically, she's saying that they care more about profit than
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: the safety of their users. So they allow hateful content
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: and hate groups and people like that to spread tons
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: of misinformation that gets people killed.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: But those are their users. Hate groups are your users.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: If someone's starting a hate group on your platform, they
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: are a user, are they not? Quote, Facebook was aware
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: that maids were being sold on its platform. Internal documents
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: show that Facebook admitted it was, quote, under enforcing on
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: confirmed abusive activity when it failed to take action. after
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Filipina maids complained of being abused and sold on the platform,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: according to the Associated Press. Quote, In response, agencies commonly
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: told them to be more agreeable. It's not horrible advice.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: So what is it? Is it Facebook's fault that people
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: are using Facebook to buy and sell maids?
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like the January 6th stuff.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Should I post a status right now? Anybody want a maid?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to post a status and see if it
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: gets taken down. Let's test this right now. I'm going
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: to do it to see if it actually works here.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm posting a status right now. What's on your mind?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Does anyone want a maid? I have one Chained up
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: in my basement. She will work. You can hit her.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: And then under it, I'm going to write test. See that?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Does anyone want a maid? I have one chained up
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: in my basement. She will work. You can hit her.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Test.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Post. Let's see what happens. Okay. I was unaware of this,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: that people were buying and selling maids. Is this only
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: in the Philippines?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're really bad at managing things in other
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: countries because they can't speak the language very well. So
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: then there's hate groups in India against Muslim people.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: If you are determined to sell a maid, aren't you
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: going to sell a maid? I mean, this is the reality.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: How many roadblocks do we have to put up before
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: people realize that if you were, what do you mean
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: AI struggles with non-English languages? Isn't this a highly sophisticated
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: artificial intelligence system?
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: For like English, yeah.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: They can't understand Filipino?
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Apparently not. It says they support 50 languages when in
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: reality most of those languages get a tiny fraction of
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: the safety systems that English gets. So they kind of,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: with the other countries, they just kind of let them
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: run amok. Is the status okay? Did they take it down?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: It's still up.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: See, maybe this is a problem. The Wi-Fi is not
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: good here. I have five likes. Does anyone want a maid?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I have one chained up in my basement. She will work.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: You can hit her.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: See, look, like Myanmar, they couldn't identify hate speech in
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Ethiopian languages. So there was no safeguards for those countries.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Well, what are they doing that's so bad? I don't
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: care about hate speech. I'm more concerned with the selling
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: of the maids.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's the worst thing to me.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Don't you think the maids are like, can we stop
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: focusing on the hate speech? I'm in a closet. I'm
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: getting hit with a broom. Doesn't that make more sense?
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Facebook's algorithm mistakenly banned a hashtag referencing the quote Al-Aqsa
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Mosque in Jerusalem's Old City because they thought it represented
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: the militant group Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade. Who are we like?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: We are like them. An armed offshoot of the secular
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Fatah party document show. A lot of our fans are
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: in the Ox and Martyrs Brigade. The company later apologized,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: but the accidental removal of content serves as a shining example.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I love that. Serves as a shining example for how
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the social media giant's algorithms can stifle political speech due
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: to language barriers and lack of resources outside of North America.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: So this whole thing's about languages?
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Something, I smell a rat. I don't agree with this.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: This can't be about that. You don't understand what I can.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Does anyone have a maid in Filipino language in Tolugu
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: or whatever the hell they speak? I want to beat
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: my maid in Filipino. Nobody understands what that is. Hey,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: my maid's dead. Anyone got another one? So as long
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: as I write that in non-English, I'm okay. Something's wrong.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: But what about the whistleblower? People say she's a creep.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Because Greenwald made a point. A lot of this seems
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: to be like, okay, we take the power away from
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: these tech oligopolies, but then who gets it? The government?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Does anyone feel better with the government running the show?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: You don't think they're going to ban you? They'll ban you.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: This is her, Frances Haugen.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Where's she from?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Let me see here. I know she's in Europe right
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: now doing this whole thing.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: This woman is a.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Is she like Snowden? Is she going to have to
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: leave the country?
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: She's from Iowa City.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Is Zuckerberg going to have her whacked? I mean, why
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: don't you grow some balls and have this woman killed?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: truly let's play with this creep this creep sad with
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the sweet baby rays barbecue sauce in the back and
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: i said that he's this guy he doesn't you know
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: sweet baby he doesn't know that it goes on the
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: food he's just trying to like be a human being
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: but hey zuck why don't you grow some balls and
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: have this whistleblower fucking whacked have her killed have this
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: bitch killed she's fucking your shit up Stop being a
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: fucking pussy and have her killed. Act like a fucking boss.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Why don't you ever act like a boss? You always
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: go into Congress and you're always fucking pale and weird
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: and fucking equivocating. Get this bitch stomped out. American History
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: X style. Make her bite the curb. Remember that scene?
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Bite the curb and then with the boot?
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Do it to this bitch. I want you to watch
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: her get killed, Zuck, like Khashoggi was getting tortured and
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: then MBS watched it. Again, allegedly. No issues with them. Allegedly,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: he was watching it. I want Zuckerberg to watch this
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: woman get killed. Let's see what he has to say.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I'm on his side here a little bit.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: So this is the rebrand with Meta. So this is
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: the sneak peek at the Facebook Metaverse.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Now, Meta is going to be a better place to
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: sell the maids. Is that what we're... Because they're creating
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: a world where maids will be sold seamlessly.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I need a maid. Are you coming?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just got to find something to wear. All right, perfect. Oh, hey, Mark.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: What's up, Mark? Whoa, we're floating in space? That big
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: creature is the maid. They don't show the real maid
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: because she's bruised and bloody. So what Zuckerberg has done
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: is he has an avatar for his maid so that
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: it disguises the substantial physical damage he's done to her. Continue.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: This is brilliant. I respect this guy.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: And for anyone confused, this is through VR goggles.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Right, because if you were to look at it in actuality,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: you would just see a bleeding Filipino maid.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Who made this place?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: It's awesome. Who made this place? The maid. It's from
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: a crater.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I met in L.A.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: What happened to the maid? This place is amazing. This
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: is cool. This is like VR. Of course it's me.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: You know I had to be the robot. Wasn't there
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: a maid? I hear knocking in a garage. What happened
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to the maid?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I knew you were bluffing.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I think she got sick. The maid
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: got sick. Let's call her. She's not around anymore. Stop
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: asking questions about the fucking maid.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, should we deal you in? Sorry, I'm running late,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: but you've got to see what we're checking out. There's
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: an artist going around Soho hiding AR pieces for people
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: to find.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Wow. 3D street art? There's people in the Philippines going
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: around hiding maids. Are you guys up on that or no?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Or are you just concerned about the augmented reality? How
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: about the actual reality we're made to get beaten at
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: death on your website? Is anyone concerned with that or not?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Or because you guys can't decode the Filipino language? This
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: is like after 9-11 when the CIA doesn't understand Arabic.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, they understand it fine when they plan
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the attack. They were like, well, the CIA didn't know
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: anything about the attack because they don't speak Arabic. I said,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I think they spoke it well when they were training
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: the hijackers in fucking Arizona. Anyway.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: In Florida.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Contact us for brand deals. But do you see what
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I mean? And I want to end with Brian Laundrie
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: being alive because he is alive. Brian Laundrie is being
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: hid by his parents. Kunal, who opened for me, showed
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: me this video. of Brian Laundrie being, the parents have
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: a flower bed in the backyard, and you see this video.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I urge everyone to look at it. Under the flower bed,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: there's some weird thing that happens where you see a
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: hand kind of go up. I think she's passing him
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: a note. Here's what happened. See, look at this. Bizarre,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: vile conspiracy theory claims Brian Laundrie is hiding under parents'
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: flower bed. Bizarre conspiracy theory, says Jeffrey Epstein as an island.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Bizarre conspiracy theory. Now, here's the deal. Is this going
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: to be my Sandy Hook, the laundry thing, where I
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: have to come back? Probably. But I'm still sticking to this.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Brian Laundrie is alive because they only found his teeth.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: It's very easy to get somebody's teeth out of their mouth.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know that they've made a positive idea on
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: any of the other bones. And the parents were in
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: the park looking for him and said to meet the
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: cops there. They're like, me? us there and that was
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: the day they found him very strange can you show
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the actual video Ben and not some fucking news.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Week yeah I just clicked on the link it's a
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: dead link hold.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: On get the video up where you can literally see
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: something going on There's a flower bed. They're around it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, you see something. You
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: see a hand. If you close up on the video,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: you see a hand. Something is coming out from the
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: side of the flower bed. And it looks like a hand.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: You can see it right there. See it there again.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Go back. Watch it again. You see something coming out.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: She looks like she's doing something. And then all of
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: a sudden... You see a hand come up like she's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: doing something, and you see a hand come up. Something
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: is coming up over there.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: That's strange.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Brian Laundrie is alive. I'm calling it right now. Should
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: that be our first versus game? Is Brian Laundrie alive?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: That website versus the app where you can predict things
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: that are going to happen, and I make really good predictions.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: So we're going to start doing stuff with them, but
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: maybe that should be one of our first games. When
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: does Brian Laundrie get found? Because I believe that Brian
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Laundrie is alive. And you know why? His parents are
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: from Long Island. When he came home, he's like, I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: choked that bitch out. His parents were like, I told
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you she was no good. You're my beautiful baby, his
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: mother said. as he stood there and confessed to killing
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend. You're my beautiful baby. That bitch was no good,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: said his father. And they're like, get under the flower pot.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: We'll drug you up, take a few of your teeth.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: This will be done in no time. He's alive. Brian
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Laundrie is alive. We are going to the UK, and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: we're very excited about it. We are really going. We're
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: not fucking around. We're announcing these dates in the UK.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: It's been a dream of mine to do comedy in
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: the UK. I've already done it, but it's another dream,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm doing it again. I've done it in Scotland,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: but we're going now to London. We're going to Ireland.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: We're going to Scotland. It's going to be big, big baby...
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: January 13th, we're in Dublin. January 15th, we're in London.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: January 15th, we're in London. January 16th, we're in London.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: January 16th, we're in London. Do you get it? 15th
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: and 16th, we're in London. The 13th, we're in Dublin.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: No Scotland, huh? I wanted to do Scotland. We're going
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: to do Scotland soon. Where can they go get tickets?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the links, we will have them Monday, November
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: 1st at 9 a.m. local time. Tim's Artist Pre-Sale will
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: start on Tuesday, 11-2 at 9 a.m.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: We will pump this on social media. There's a lot
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: of people that want to come out to the U.K.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: We're excited to be there. We want to eat some
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: of their horrible food. The only thing good there is
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Indian food. And obviously, if you spend a lot of
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: money to go to Michelin Star Restaurant, you can get
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: good stuff. But, I mean, everything else is just dog food.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: The English roast is atrocious. Maybe change my mind, as
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Stephen Crowder would say. English roast sucks, change my mind.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: It's an overcooked piece of meat with Yorkshire pudding and
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: tasteless gravy and mushy peas. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I'll go out and have an amazing one. But the
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: food in England is quite literally for the birds. But...
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: We hope that doesn't influence your buying of tickets. We're
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: going to have a good time. We're back on the road.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: We're in Indianapolis on the 3rd. Indiana, there are tickets
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: left on Wednesday. We have two shows in Pittsburgh. We've
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: added a second show. Carnegie Music Hall sold out. Our
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: second show is going to be there. Really, really great.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: And then Washington, D.C., one of my favorite places to
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: do comedy. There are some tickets left on Saturday. So
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: that's our little run for the next week. And then
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: we've got, of course, a ton of other dates on
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: the website. But we have Indianapolis, Morgantown, West Virginia. I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: can't forget that. So Indianapolis on the 3rd, Morgantown, West
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Virginia on the 4th. Then two shows in Pittsburgh on Friday. Finally,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Saturday in Washington, D.C. Opening for me, the great Sam
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Talent hosting the show Cool Mom. We're bailing her out.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: cool mommy. Hey man, I don't know what to say.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: It's hard to make moral judgments, but sometimes they need
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to happen. You should never be facilitating sexual assault. Um,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: and she seems to have a little weird relationship with
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: the kids where she's Snapchatting the kids. And, but you know,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I do, I do recognize the value of this human being,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: the wild mother. the mother who doesn't accept that she's old,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: who wants to get fucked up with the kids. This
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: isn't important. You need these train wrecks in your life
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: to teach you what you don't want to be, but
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: also allow you to drink and use drugs. You should
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: go from loving these parents to thinking, oh, this is
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: a little sad. First year of college, you start looking
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: back and going, yeah, it's a little sad. But you
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: still have fun with them. You still drink with them
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: because it's kind of all they have. But you need
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: those people. Those parents are essential when you grow up.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: You didn't have any of that. You didn't have any
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: of this. No, this is essential. If you're a human,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, it is essential to have these
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: kind of, you know, somebody's mother's got to be a
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: basket case.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Right. Right.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Someone's mother's got to be a basket case who's unwilling
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: to admit that she's old. And she wants to hang
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: out and party and get fucked up. And teach you
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: that life can be fun. Life can be fun. Breaking
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: the rules can be fun. Drinking when you shouldn't. Getting
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: fucked up. In a big ass house. And getting your
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: dick wet. Now, consensually. So I don't know what Cool
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Mom is doing, but... I'm happy to have her on
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the tour. Stay away from Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. You
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: know what they're doing over there. They're selling maids. That's
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: what the whole site is now. A bunch of maids
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: for sale. Let's see, by the way, if this worked.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Facebook post?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ben. Thanks for paying attention. Notifications. 70 likes. And comments,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: and nobody is.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: No, it's not down. So Mark Zuckerberg, I have, does
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: anyone want a maid? I have one chained up in
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: my basement. She will work, you can hit her.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: And you did that 20 minutes ago, that's enough time
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: to make a transaction?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I've already sold my maid. I don't need to have
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: it up anymore. The buyer has already come to my
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: house and walked out of it with a chained up maid. Hey, thanks, Facebook.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: This is what I mean about the social media. Mark
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Zuckerberg is facilitating the beatings of maids. And Cool Mom
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: was just trying to have a little fun in the burbs,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and yet one of them's a billionaire and one of
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: them's in jail. Is that okay? Well, I think not.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: All the while, Brian Laundrie is alive, living very comfortably
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: under a flower bed with his Long Island degenerate parents
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: in Florida. I'm the only one who's bringing this up
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: because the New York Times is writing about pussy millennials
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: that are scared of nihilist Gen Z cretins. Well, how
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: about ditching the office anyway? Go and do your own
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: goddamn thing. You don't need fucking human resources. You don't
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: need corporate retreats. Get on fucking Facebook and buy and
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: sell a maid. And if you don't do that, you're
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: a fucking shill. You're a cog in the wheel. Facebook
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: facilitates the buying and the selling of human beings. Chattel.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Modern day slavery. And there's not a goddamn thing we
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: can do about it. There's nothing we can do about it.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: So you better embrace it. You better sell or get sold.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: If you are not selling a maid on Facebook, you're
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: a maid that's going to get sold. And I bet
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: that's what cool mom said to the kids when she
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: locked him in a room and she told him to
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: fuck each other's brains out. She said, you're either a
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: maid getting sold or you're one doing the selling. What
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: do you think her last words were when the cops
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: busted in and they put her in the back of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: the paddy wagon and drove her away? Cool mom looked
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: at all those kids and said, listen, this is the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: price of cool. I've seen a lot of people leave
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: in cop cars. Some of my friends' parents. The price
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: of being cool is leaving in a cop car. Truly.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: And that's what you probably mouth to the kids. This
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: is the price of being cool. She said, let them
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: say anything they want about me. But I was cool.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I let you get fucked up, didn't I? I let
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: you do whatever you wanted. Let them say what they
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: want about me. Doesn't matter. Because I ain't no maid.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: And she got in the car. And then they just
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: drive her off into the metaverse. And now cool mom
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: will arrange child sex orgies in the metaverse. And all
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: will be right with the world. It'll fix everything. Just
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: a bunch of avatars getting drunk and fucking in a 6,000
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: square foot home. In Tahoe. This is the society and
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: world that we've created. And this is the one that
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: we must endure. Goodbye until next week. Get your maids.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Get them now.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Colin Quinn. Tim Dillon. How are you?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Hi, Tim.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: You're on my show. You're on my podcast, and we're
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: very excited about your new show.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you. Remember the first time, the last, first
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: and last time I was on your podcast, about five
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: or six years ago, I was doing my other show,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: and I remember distinctly saying, I'm doing you a favor,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: you know, and you know it. And now you might
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: say the tables have turned.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: That's how the world works. Well, I don't know about that.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited. Your last show was Red State, Blue State.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I saw it. It was hilarious. Where are you going?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Are you going with the same idea of you do
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: a brilliant job at taking these very big ideas and
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: making them funny? Is that what the new show is?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Can you tell us about the new show at all?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Well, put it this way. If you don't like my
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: new show, nobody will. It discusses everything that's going on
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: right now. and where it's all leading and what it
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: all means. That's how I feel about it. It's funny,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: of course. But I mean, that's the thing people have
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: to remember in comedy, be funny at all times.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: The same thing, only it's obviously a different situation. More dire,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: you might even say. Me and you both know.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Every one of your projects is very ambitious, like everything
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: you like. It's everything that's going on, what it all means,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: and where it leads. And most people now do a
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: special on HBO and they're like, what's it about? And
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: they're like, my mom's a drunk. You know, like I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: was poor. It was weird. I wore a dress to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: a Chick-fil-A. Someone gave me a dirty look. That's what
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: my hour is about. But I'm excited to see this.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Now you're doing a run in New York City.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing three weeks in New York. And hopefully
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: I'll be able to sneak over to the Beacon and.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: See your show. I would love that if you can,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: but I figured that you were probably busy doing your
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: show that night.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I'm doing my shows, but I've had a couple of
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: friends go see you undercover in California, and they said
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: it's brilliant.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Well, that's very good of them. And hilarious, by the way. Oh, good.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Where did they go? I think it was.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Not Irvine.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Ontario, out in the desert.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, Ontario. Yeah.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I spent half of my set, there was a circus
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: next to me, and I spent half of my set
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: lamenting that I wasn't booked at the open-air tent circus
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: next door because, I mean, when the world's ending, why
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: pretend anymore? Let's just get in the real tent. Well,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. Your manager and my good friend Brian will
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: be coming, so you let us know there'll be a
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: ticket for you. Where can people kind of grab tickets?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Are their tickets still available to your run, or are
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: they all sold out?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: They're selling out quickly.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Just kidding.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: There's plenty available. Now, they can just go to ColinQuinn.com.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: ColinQuinn.com to get tickets. It's at the Lucille Lortel Theater.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: It's a run from November 2nd to the 20th. What
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I love about Colin is he does a run. You
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: do a run in one theater. You get to know
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: the theater. That's what I really respect about this. What
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: you do is like you just put on a show.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: It's like that old tradition of New York theater that
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  Speaker 1: I used to be a part of when I was
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  Speaker 1: nine years old, where you would do a run for
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  Speaker 1: three to four weeks in one theater in the village
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  Speaker 1: and like a black box theater. Yeah. That's my out
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  Speaker 1: of town run. Yeah, and are you touring it afterwards,
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  Speaker 1: after New York?
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  Speaker 3: People used to, you know, the out-of-town run was Philly
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  Speaker 3: in those days.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right.
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  Speaker 3: I reversed it. I made the out-of-town run New York.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go hit all the usual suspects, which
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  Speaker 3: are over at the Wilbur, which are at the Steel
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  Speaker 3: Stacks in Bethlehem. We're talking about, you know, all those places,
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  Speaker 3: you know, those, you know, those former, formerly once great,
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  Speaker 3: you know, Lake Erie type places.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's where comedy thrives, where comedy thrives. If there's
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  Speaker 1: a molding morgue, comedy's doing well. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Where men built, once built this country.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. We call them birthing persons now. We're birthing persons.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're birthing persons who once built this country.
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  Speaker 1: Once built this country. No, those old places are great
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  Speaker 1: to do stand-up, and it's great. I just got back
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  Speaker 1: from Portland and Seattle, and yes, it's a hotbed of
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  Speaker 1: anarchy and crime, but there's something brilliant about just the gray, rainy,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: heroin-addicted atmosphere. The crowds are really great because they really
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  Speaker 1: want to laugh.
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  Speaker 3: But it also probably genetically reminds you of our old country.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: You ever see train spotting? Of course. We should do
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  Speaker 3: an American train spotting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is right. That's a good point. Have you
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  Speaker 1: been back? I'm going to Dublin to perform in January.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been back there recently?
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  Speaker 3: The last time I was there was three years ago,
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  Speaker 3: and it was amazing. I mean, and, you know, Mark
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  Speaker 3: Norman made the observation about the crowds. He goes... because
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  Speaker 3: they're drinking the whole time. Yes. And he goes, these
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  Speaker 3: crowds are drinking the whole time, even when we're doing
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  Speaker 3: like 9.30, 10 o'clock shots. He goes, but they are
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  Speaker 3: not easy. You live and die off every joke.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They want to hear exactly what you're saying next, and
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  Speaker 3: they're not there. There's no momentum with the Irish people
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  Speaker 3: where you're like, hey, as you know, just from life. Right.
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  Speaker 3: There's no, hey, hey, hey, we're going to give you
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  Speaker 3: free pass because the last one was good. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: what's this one now?
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  Speaker 1: But they were great. It's a constant reassessment of what's
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  Speaker 1: going on at any moment. But I'm excited to get
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  Speaker 1: over there, and hopefully they enjoy it. I just like
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  Speaker 1: a nice, sad place to do comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: I was on stage at the Hollywood Improv the other night,
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  Speaker 1: and it was a fun show. But you look it
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  Speaker 1: out to the audience, you go, we don't need to
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  Speaker 1: be doing this. No, no, you're right. We like bleak.
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  Speaker 3: Bleak to us is funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's good. Everyone, colinquinn.com. This is where you're going
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  Speaker 1: to get tickets to Lucille Lortel Theater. The run is
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  Speaker 1: November 2nd through the 20th. And Colin, I hope, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we're on the 11th, but I hope you can get
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  Speaker 1: over there. I mean, you might not be able to.
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  Speaker 1: What time is it?
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  Speaker 2: What time is it, Ben? 7?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. 7 p.m. You're probably. Oh, forget it. I
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  Speaker 1: have a show on the 11th. You have a show
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  Speaker 1: on the 11th.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I know.
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  Speaker 1: It's all right.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to play around town somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, thank you for calling, and everybody,
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  Speaker 1: if you like comedy, go see this show.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: All right, brother. Talk soon.
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  Speaker 2: See you, Colin.