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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: *Clear Plastic Liner... · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Welcome to another episode of Lynch and Tacos
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  Speaker 1: Off the Air podcast from the Lynch and Taco Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show here at one oh one one w jr R
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  Speaker 1: in Orlando, Florida. I'm Pad Lynch.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Taco Bob, and thanks for joining us.
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  Speaker 1: I would like you to share what you just shared
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  Speaker 1: with me so the listeners know if you have to
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  Speaker 1: inexplicably get up and exit stage left.
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  Speaker 2: I told him, I said, kind of got a you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to start the podcast like this, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I kind of got a pinch one. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: can you make it through the podact? I get, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I can make it.
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  Speaker 1: And then well, no, he's probably not going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to.
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  Speaker 2: And then if I don't make it through myself, just
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  Speaker 2: sit on the can right here.
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  Speaker 1: I'd prefer you don't do that. I think I could
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  Speaker 1: probably cover for you for a few minutes. You've witnessed
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  Speaker 1: it before, Oh I haven't. I don't want to. There's
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  Speaker 1: certain things that once is enough to see. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: that was and as many years ago, it's one of
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  Speaker 1: those visuals that I cannot scrub from my mental rolodex.
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  Speaker 2: It was during a flat Oh, by the way, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this month, Pat and I have worked together thirty years,
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  Speaker 2: which is simply amazing at radios, and we thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Seen a few things over the years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and thank you for listening to the show, because
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  Speaker 2: whether you listen just the podcast or the show in general,
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  Speaker 2: we don't have a show without you, So thanks for
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  Speaker 2: helping us make it this long.
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  Speaker 1: Look, whether you give us two minutes or two hours,
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  Speaker 1: we're grateful for anything, because it all matters, It all
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  Speaker 1: adds up, and it all keeps us doing what we
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  Speaker 1: love and we'll continue to do so as long as
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  Speaker 1: you'll have us, and we truly mean that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully some of you won your way into tomorrow's
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  Speaker 2: party that we're going to do several of these throughout
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  Speaker 2: the years. It don't worry so anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Data I elaborate on that again for the cause we're
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  Speaker 1: getting a lot of people asking about this was some
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  Speaker 1: sort of last minute deal that's been sort of thrown together,
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  Speaker 1: and we're not really quite sure how it's all going
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  Speaker 1: to unfold. We know we got a cover band, the
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  Speaker 1: seven eight Nines, playing, there's going to be free food
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  Speaker 1: from Big Taco. Thank you to them, our friends from
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  Speaker 1: Mick Altra are showing up, so can we know what
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  Speaker 1: that means?
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  Speaker 2: Yep, So thank you to you. If you don't make
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  Speaker 2: it in for tomorrow's thing, like, if you don't get picked,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry. We're gonna be doing several of these the
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  Speaker 2: rest of this.
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  Speaker 1: Year where anybody could come. Yeah, so that's what I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure was clear. Here. Don't feel like
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  Speaker 1: we're snubbing you, because that is not at all what's happening. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, back to the Flatulid Friday. We were doing
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  Speaker 2: a flatulid Friday show. Probably would you said twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Please explain what that is for anyone who might be
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  Speaker 1: a newer listener or maybe wasn't even alive when we
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  Speaker 1: were doing that, that could that is possible?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I know I used to and I still can.
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  Speaker 2: But I could swallow air and make myself fart, like
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  Speaker 2: swallow it then don't burp it up and it all
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  Speaker 2: turns into gas. And this was kind of shocked pad
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  Speaker 2: a little bit, I think, and I believe.
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  Speaker 1: It because I do, truly, honestly think your innerds are
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  Speaker 1: are plumped differently than most people.
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  Speaker 2: Knock on wood that they're all right, but so uh
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  Speaker 2: then we and we do Flaps on Friday, where we
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  Speaker 2: just it was a very immature show and we've been
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  Speaker 2: shirttened out and then throughout the show fart into the
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  Speaker 2: microphone and uh, one day I swallowed a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: air fart and everything was good.
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  Speaker 1: I go, oh, no, I go, I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: Pacos sit on the bucket and I.
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  Speaker 1: He literally it was. It was like the point of
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  Speaker 1: no return there was.
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  Speaker 2: I could not make three steps out of the studio
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  Speaker 2: without it happening. So I did. I went in the
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  Speaker 2: trash can, and then the irony I'm running out. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't leave this bag.
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  Speaker 1: Full of They use those thin clear trash can liners here.
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  Speaker 1: They always have good points. That's what was in this thing.
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  Speaker 2: So good point about the clear bag, because I'm getting
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  Speaker 2: it out of the studio, Like, I gotta get this
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  Speaker 2: out of here and throw in the dumpster. Ever believe
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  Speaker 2: you kind of told me to and so you've got
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  Speaker 2: to get that out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, please get it's gonna leave, it's gonna linger, and
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  Speaker 1: I this is gross enough as it is. Please.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm running down the back stairwell thinking that I'm
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  Speaker 2: all sly to not see anybody. So I'm not standing
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  Speaker 2: in the elevator with a bag full of ria and
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm running.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was. That's a perfect description.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm running down the elevator stairs and there it
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  Speaker 2: is the cleaning lady. Or it might have been a cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: Guy running down the elevator stairs.
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  Speaker 2: No, I was running down the stairs. Sorry, like wait,
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  Speaker 2: which was now because I didn't want to take the
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  Speaker 2: elevator with a with a bag of rhea. So I
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  Speaker 2: was running down the backstairs thinking, okay, nobody will see me.
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  Speaker 2: And there it is. I'm holding the bag and there's
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  Speaker 2: the cleaning person in the stairwell. I'm like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: somebody got sick in a trash can. I'm just throwing
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  Speaker 2: it out there, like say.
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  Speaker 1: Why was the cleaning person in the when they were
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  Speaker 1: they doing it? Smoke in the stair Spanish? Remember were
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  Speaker 1: they taking a smoke breaking the stairwell? Remember they used
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  Speaker 1: to do that here. I don't know who exactly Taco
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  Speaker 1: used to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I did not smoke in the stairwalls.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody, there are a lot of people. Did anybody who
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  Speaker 1: still works here? No, but statue of limitations is up
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  Speaker 1: and they don't even work here anymore. Yeah, out with it.
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  Speaker 2: Last name rhymes with box. It's a kind of animal fox. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: but I think that's why the cleaning person was in
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  Speaker 2: the stairwell. I think they were sweeping up the sig box.
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  Speaker 1: Probably are any memos on that were there over the years,
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  Speaker 1: And everybody's like, just put a camera in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just put a camera in there.
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  Speaker 2: But that's the problem. Yeah, it's a stairwall.
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  Speaker 1: It's a common space, not.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: What.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, now the change is instead of smelling sig
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  Speaker 2: smoking there when you're when you're going, now, instead the
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  Speaker 2: elevator opens, it smells like a wafting cloud of pot.
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  Speaker 2: If I get in after another certain coworker every time
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  Speaker 2: smells like weed. Every single time. It's like they must
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  Speaker 2: just hit the weed pipe right before exiting. I'll admit
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  Speaker 2: sometimes I fart in the elevator right before I exit
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  Speaker 2: for the next person to get it with the weed.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I have a question on that.
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  Speaker 2: This is a professional building.
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  Speaker 1: With professional individuals. I have a question on that.
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  Speaker 2: Besides the fourth floor of us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why in the world would you Because I know
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  Speaker 1: who you're talking about. Yeah, and they have their card
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  Speaker 1: or whatever they want to call it. Great, that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: whatever works for you. I why you can't wait fifteen
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  Speaker 1: more seconds to just leave the building and do it.
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  Speaker 1: What's the need in the attraction to have to do
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  Speaker 1: it inside the closed elevator?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then others have to deal with it? Or
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  Speaker 2: why not? This is right and they get to work.
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  Speaker 2: So why not hit it in your car before you
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  Speaker 2: get out of your.
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  Speaker 1: Car, or stand by the side of your car and do.
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  Speaker 2: It and smoke it there and then Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get that anyway. This has been one of
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  Speaker 1: those weeks where and I think most of us, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if if you have a regular job, you get a
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  Speaker 1: routine down right, yeah, or even even if you don't work,
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  Speaker 1: you still have somewhat of a daily routine that you stick.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the whole thing was up ended earlier
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  Speaker 1: this week with that whole dog episode in our front yard. Man,
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  Speaker 1: oh god, that just again. No, I just I'm still
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  Speaker 1: just It's just it's one of those things that's staying
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  Speaker 1: with me, even though I you know, I shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: as wound up in this as I am. Now I
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  Speaker 1: should see my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's coming. Now it's staying with me. I was
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  Speaker 2: greeted with yesterday when I walked in the gym, the
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  Speaker 2: uh Mary who works the front door. Oh, she asked
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  Speaker 2: you about Diehard Lessener. We played one of you say
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  Speaker 2: we play at request that she had your stones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh no.
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  Speaker 2: She said, hey, Taco, any updates on the on the dog?
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  Speaker 2: And I said yeah, and she I said it.
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  Speaker 1: Died and she going what yeah, yeah this this, I'll
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  Speaker 1: just I'll show you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, really please.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't want to hear this. You're not
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  Speaker 1: a real dog person. You don't care.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not It's just that I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me. The story is so just out of bounds, man.
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  Speaker 2: I know That's why it makes me feel bad running here.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, my dog started going crazy the other day.
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  Speaker 2: It was about twelve thirty, early afternoon. He's barking his
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  Speaker 2: head off out the front and he you know he does.
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  Speaker 2: That's his window and he reacts to people and things
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  Speaker 2: going by. But he is going non stop ballistic. It's
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  Speaker 2: more than the old ups truck going.
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  Speaker 1: Right right right. And I'm like, what what what? What is?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm looking I don't see anything like, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? And so I go over to where he's at,
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  Speaker 1: and then I see what looks like the hind quarters
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  Speaker 1: of a dog on its side right by the front
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  Speaker 1: of our house. So I poked my head out the
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  Speaker 1: front door. There's some dude kneeling down in our flower bed.
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  Speaker 1: He's got our hose out, and this large old labrador
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  Speaker 1: is on its side having a heat stroke, panting uncontrollably,
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  Speaker 1: and he's panicking. Is this not my dog? I just
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  Speaker 1: was asked to take it for a walk. And he's
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  Speaker 1: spraying water all over this thing, trying to cool it down,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the world happened here? Man? He
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  Speaker 1: told us where he lived, which was down the street.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen this guy before, but he lived a
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  Speaker 1: few streets over and he had walked this elderly, overweight
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  Speaker 1: lab would ended up being a probably a couple miles
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the day with the heat we've
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  Speaker 1: had this week, with no water, and they get on
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  Speaker 1: their way back and this dog just gives out in
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  Speaker 1: the street in front of us. So he sees the
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  Speaker 1: hose on the front of our house. He scoops the
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  Speaker 1: thing up and he brings it up there. So that's
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  Speaker 1: where we're at. Long story short, the wife and I
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  Speaker 1: are both out there like, dude, we're gonna pull our
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  Speaker 1: car up. We're gonna take you up to this emergency
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  Speaker 1: VET at the corner. Is that cool? He goes, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, we'll just get you there. Then let's
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  Speaker 1: just get the poor dog there.
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  Speaker 2: Did you back her car right up on the grass?
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  Speaker 1: No, we just pulled up to the He had already
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  Speaker 1: walked the dog down to the street, so we just
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  Speaker 1: pulled up, open up the hatch, put the dog in there,
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  Speaker 1: had the ac crank in. Five minutes later, we had
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  Speaker 1: the dog at the emergency vat they came out with
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  Speaker 1: a stretcher.
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  Speaker 2: The dog still yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Non stop, non stop, non stop. So we left. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we left him there and we never heard back. We
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  Speaker 1: didn't know one way or other. And we were just like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think happened? What do you think? And
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  Speaker 1: I had to gut feeling and said that dog was old, elderly, overweight,
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  Speaker 1: it was the heat of the day. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it had a happy ending. And so my wife the
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  Speaker 1: next day they actually went up to that emergency VET
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  Speaker 1: and asked if she could get an update and they
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  Speaker 1: reluctantly gave it to her.
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  Speaker 2: Like, hey, I'm the one that dropped this dog off
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  Speaker 2: to help somebody out, and yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dog did not make it.
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  Speaker 2: And when you started this, just for the record, you said,
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  Speaker 2: you said it's because you don't like dogs. They had
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  Speaker 2: nothing to do with that. It's because it's a depressing story.
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  Speaker 2: It feels so bad for it, but it's a story.
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  Speaker 2: When you hear you're like, you gotta be kidding.
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  Speaker 1: That happened.
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  Speaker 2: Mind numbing.
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  Speaker 1: And I just what I think what irritates me is
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  Speaker 1: this the situation never should have even presented itself. Now,
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  Speaker 1: a little common sense, whether it's your dog or not,
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  Speaker 1: this is an old dog. It's you know, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: get around real good. If you're gonna take it for
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  Speaker 1: a walk, make it a short walk, and don't do it,
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  Speaker 1: for the love of God, in the middle of a
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  Speaker 1: heat wave, in the middle of a.
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  Speaker 2: Day, do it for a block, right, even like Teddy,
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  Speaker 2: If we're gonna take Teddy for a walk, it's one
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  Speaker 2: lap around the neighborhood. He craps four times and then
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's like comments.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, back to my original thought, that happened, and
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  Speaker 1: I was just like thrown out of routine for the
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  Speaker 1: week man.
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  Speaker 2: There was that. Then there was Tuesday, and that's what
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna bring up. Tuesday we had
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  Speaker 2: the karaoke or employee rally. I thought that was what
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  Speaker 2: threw you for a loop.
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  Speaker 1: Well that that didn't help, which being two o'clock in
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  Speaker 1: the afternoon downtown, I'm sure you were thrilled with the
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  Speaker 1: time too. Yeah, there was that, and then oh and
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  Speaker 1: then the the capp or was I don't know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: we just have a theme with heat going this week.
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  Speaker 1: The part on the AC broke, part of the a
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  Speaker 1: C broke and we had to shut the system down
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  Speaker 1: and got Mills out there right away. God bless Mills.
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  Speaker 1: They discovered what the issue was, ordered the part. They
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: should be back today to fix it. But talk about
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: a bad week to have the AC go out, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the third third things that charm uk, the dog,
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  Speaker 2: the met employee rally, with other stuff that you do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then I forgot about the AC port.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm going to be very happy to get
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  Speaker 1: to Friday tomorrow and oh yeah, have a weekend, man,
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  Speaker 1: the weekend's gonna be fun. With the Longwood deal, we
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  Speaker 1: got going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be cool. Freedom Rocket Fireworks. We do it
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  Speaker 2: every year right there in Ryder Park. It's free to
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  Speaker 2: get in Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right off of four point thirty four in Longwood.
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  Speaker 1: They start the festivities at five. It's a family gathering.
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  Speaker 1: They have some bands play, there's kids.
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  Speaker 2: Activities, food trucks, food trucks.
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  Speaker 1: Beer, whatever you want, and then it's a good time.
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  Speaker 1: They wrap it up with fireworks. It's pretty good fireworks
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  Speaker 1: display too there in the city of Longwood. And they
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  Speaker 1: always do it ahead of everybody else, which I respect
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  Speaker 1: because they're like, we're not trying to do a huge
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  Speaker 1: production here. It's you know, it's a smaller park. It's
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  Speaker 1: more intimate. There's lots of people who go and there's
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: plenty of room for everyone. But it's they're like, look,
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  Speaker 1: we do our thing, let everybody else do theirs, you know,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: and fight it out the actual Fourth of July weekend.
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  Speaker 2: And it's grown over the years. It's cool to see.
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  Speaker 1: It's excellent. Yeah, it's excellent.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody bringing their family out. You know, they got like
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  Speaker 2: some of them the kids are in a wagon, pulling
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  Speaker 2: them in the wagon from the car. Cool because I
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: remember all the fireworks when I was a kid. I'll
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  Speaker 2: never forget it. And I've talked about this before. Go
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  Speaker 2: down to the Navy base in winter Park and we
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  Speaker 2: just walk to the Navy base, even though it was
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  Speaker 2: like a you know, mile and I had two mile walk,
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  Speaker 2: but you just walk it. And then Lake BoNT you
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  Speaker 2: know where Lake Bonnt Avenue is in winter Park. That
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  Speaker 2: that the Winter Park Hospitals on the uh that street
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  Speaker 2: was lined with people walking there and then at points
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  Speaker 2: some people just sat right there and watched it was
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  Speaker 2: It was a great childhood.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of childhood, I loved fireworks as a kid. I
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  Speaker 1: still love fireworks, the fireworks displays that I love that.
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  Speaker 1: But I was terrified of the cannon at the circus.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I was absolutely terrified of the cannon being
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  Speaker 1: shot off inside of the circus.
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  Speaker 2: You thought of misfires.
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  Speaker 1: I do not know why to this day why. I
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  Speaker 1: just I didn't want any part of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't that loud, no, but.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little kid and I had something in my
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: head thinking that. But maybe it had something to do
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  Speaker 1: with the dude being fired out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this doesn't seem fair, this is cruel.
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  Speaker 1: Can help but think my father blessed, you know, rest
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  Speaker 1: in peace. Dad probably just look at me like, what
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  Speaker 1: kind of pussy are you? Man? It's it's they're.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna shoot this stupid cloud out of that.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome, Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey, Sir, that's when
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  Speaker 1: the circus was really still the circus.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, elephants the whole whip them and stuff into shape.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: You know, now we give them a little We're not
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  Speaker 1: advocating for that, no, don't. Yeah. So anyway, what else
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: you got for us this week? Anything?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Hopefully we'll see you out at some of the festivities
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: because I'm out Sunday too.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: All lot, everybody checking in here, who's watching this in
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: real time on Facebook? I'm good to see y'all.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. I was read. That's what I was doing
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: when you said you got anything else. What's your favorite
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: kind of big firework? Like the willow tree cone? Those
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: are pretty cool. I just like those big ass mortars
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: that you know, Wait.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Then, I I enjoy seeing those. I really, you know,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: when you get the di wires in your neighborhood, the
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: firework that guy the one who wants to you know,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: buy for supremacy. I just set back and hey, you
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: handle this, man, I don't want nothing to do with it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you handle it. I'll enjoy it. Yeah, And I
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: get sometimes you go to the parties where they're like, hey,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: you know, I got hundreds of dollars worth of fireworks.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: You want to toss me a bone?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah? This, Yeah, which is cool.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I understand that.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Then uh, never invariably there's uh, you know, the d
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: i y guy who has also been slammed and beer
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: all day, who's gonna take the helm of the you
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: do it yourself fireworks neighborhood display.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the guy we had making fireworks I think
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: it was earlier this week or last week. Yeah, and
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: he put the gunpowder in a blender. Yeah, blew up
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: a shed and himself. Look could go wrong there.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It's stories like That's why our segment Idiotology exists and
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: we're able to do, you know, unique stories three times
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: each morning at that level of stupidity.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Kevin on the Facebook message, Wow, these high tech cameras
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: are awesome. They make taco even better looking. Settle down, Kevin,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I know you don't know. You're ribbon mourning from Seabrain
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: and on good morning sea.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: All right, So with that, we'll get scooting out of
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: here shortly. Those of you who have you know, expressed
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: interest in being here tomorrow for the deal after the show,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: look forward to seeing you. And again if you you
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: know rsvp'ed in and didn't hear anything back. We do
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: have a limited space. We do have other events that
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: will be forthcoming between now and the end of the year. Yeah.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I think the really cool one is going to be
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: the riverboat.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Is that gonna happen or is that just being I I.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: That would be a cool anniversary party.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: If we do that. Are you on the same page
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: with me? Let's not do that in the heat of summer.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Oh no, but let's get a little deeper into the
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: year on that one still.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's inside I think, yeah, it'll be cool.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: We'll figure it out because we have the Offshore Fiasco
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: coming up.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: That date's been picked too. People have started asking about
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: that August twenty ninth. We'll have the on sale information
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: soon mm hm.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Again, that's for our Offshore Fiasco fishing trip that we
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: do every year, and it sells out every year. In
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: a matter of.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Last year, it sold one day in like two hours. Yeah,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: so just know the date is August twenty ninth, So
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: if you're planning on one to go, just just make
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: sure you're free that day.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: And you know what, I found out that's the week
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: in on my fantasy football draft. I know. So I'm
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: just gonna tell you guys, Hey, you can either pick
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: for me or.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It's not going to make a difference the way your
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: fantasy football season usually plays out. No, I won one year.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Remember I won the I won the Crappier League for
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: five hundred bucks.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: He ain't too shabby. God, football season is almost going
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: to be here. That's the one part I dread you
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: and your your fantasy buddies.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Eh.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I just as big of a football fan as I am.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I don't do fantasy football.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Never get into it either, because once you get in,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: you can't get out. It's almost like a gang.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, not for me.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Not for me.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: It's almost like a gang.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, beach out, beat in, beat out.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: The footballs at you in front of the lake house.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Bludging you with a pillowcase full of football. That's it,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: all right, everybody, have a wonderful day and until we
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: get together again, whether it's live on the radio weekday
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: morning starting at five, exttering time for this podcast, which
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: new one originates pretty much every Thursday that we're working,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: which is most of the year. Have a fantastic day. Well,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: we'll talk again soon. See