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The Paulie & Tony Show: Shane Bacon, Masters Tournament Preview, Brett Favre's secret plan exposed · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, live from Philly. It's the Poly
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Speaker 1: and Toni Fousco Show. As always, Polly Fousco here with
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Speaker 1: Tony Fousco. Tony, it's our special Master's preview show. You know,
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Speaker 1: I'm really excited because today we get the chance to
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Speaker 1: flex our golf knowledge. We don't like to brag, but
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Speaker 1: we're kind of a big deal on the miniature golf
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Speaker 1: circuit here in Philly. That is true. People know that,
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Speaker 1: and we're gonna have on our show Shane Bacon. But
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Speaker 1: before we get into that, you know, people you're probably wondering, Hey, Polly, Tony,
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Speaker 1: why the hell you're doing a Master's preview show. You
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Speaker 1: don't give two ships about golf. Well, let me tell
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Speaker 1: you how this business works. People. Let's bring it a
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Speaker 1: little inside knowledge. You know which demographic is the most
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Speaker 1: prized in the whole sports world. It's the golf viewing demographic.
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Speaker 1: Because why, they're all a bunch of rich people. You know,
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Speaker 1: this is a fun fact. Do you know this, Tony?
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Speaker 1: Only seven people actually watch the Golf channel. That's it. Wow.
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Speaker 1: But then in all those seven people are so loaded
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Speaker 1: that it fronts the entire network. The sponsors just want
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Speaker 1: to get access to them. That's it. Yeah, you know
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Speaker 1: makes sense. You know, the richest you there, you go.
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Speaker 1: So you know, if we can only get one of
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Speaker 1: those people, we were set. So you know we're gonna
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Speaker 1: get it in with Shane Bacon. We're gonna make our
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Speaker 1: prediction for the Master's right. We're gonna blow Shane Bacon's
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Speaker 1: mind today. He's not gonna know what hit him. But
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Speaker 1: before we get to that, a very popular segment on
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Speaker 1: the show, Tony and we're bringing it back where we
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Speaker 1: sum up all the top stories in sports. It's called
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Speaker 1: good or not good? Good or not good? All right,
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Speaker 1: Tody tom Brady, he sucked balls, got blown out. Is
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Speaker 1: this good or not good? You know, normally we would
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Speaker 1: say that this is good, but we're gonna be kind
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Speaker 1: today and say this is not good. This is the
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Speaker 1: end for tom Brady. And it's very difficult to watch.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of like when Muhammad Ali fought
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Speaker 1: Larry Holmes and got killed, or you know when Drago
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Speaker 1: killed Apollo Creed. Very sad, and you know, this is
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Speaker 1: just bad for Tom Brady. I feel for him because
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Speaker 1: now his whole Hall of Fame candidacy. You know, it's
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Speaker 1: in jeopardy, because this is all anybody's gonna remember that.
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Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna look at his cheet and they're
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Speaker 1: gonna say, what did this guy do? Well? Oh, he
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Speaker 1: lost thirty one to three in a Week nine game
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Speaker 1: against the Saints. Well that's the nail in the coffin
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Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, and you know, how did this guy
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Speaker 1: even win three m vps? You know, I have to
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Speaker 1: ask the question, you know, what does it look like
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Speaker 1: to you, PAULI? Voter fraud? You know, where did those
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Speaker 1: ballots come from? With that? You know, dead people voting?
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Speaker 1: You know, did you have representatives you know from the
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Speaker 1: Patriots and other teams they're watching the vote count. I
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Speaker 1: don't think so. So you know, at this point, if
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Speaker 1: he wants to get into the Hall, he's gonna have
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Speaker 1: to do it the way he's won all the things
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Speaker 1: in his life by cheating. All right, let's keep it moving.
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Speaker 1: That Pittsburgh Steelers got to eight and oh by beating
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Speaker 1: the holy bum Dallas Cowboys. PAULI, is this good or
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Speaker 1: not good? You know, the Steelers fans are gonna say
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Speaker 1: this is good, but this is clearly not good. I mean,
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Speaker 1: look at them they're busting their ass to be in
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Speaker 1: first place. But hey, guests, who's also in first place?
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Speaker 1: The Eagles? Right, they're three four and one. This team's
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Speaker 1: ain't no. They're working twice as hard for the same thing. Yep.
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Speaker 1: And not only that, you know, the Steelers are now
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Speaker 1: a target because everyone sees them all there eight. You know,
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Speaker 1: let's play our best. Even the bomb ass Cowboys almost
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Speaker 1: beat them, right, paul Yeah, But you know the Eagles
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Speaker 1: they're smart. You know, at three four and one, they're
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Speaker 1: just flying under the radar, you know, like a B
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Speaker 1: fifty two bamba, and they're just gonna swoop down to
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Speaker 1: the next thing. You know. The entire city of Pittsburgh gone.
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Speaker 1: Bull sky Net terminated too, You've been terminated. Good movie
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Speaker 1: reference there, Tony, Thank you. Alright. Moving to the other
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Speaker 1: side of that game, the Cowboys saw to their fourth
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Speaker 1: quarterback of the season, Garrett Gilbert. They still lost, Tony,
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Speaker 1: Is this good or not good? This is good? Every
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Speaker 1: week a new QB. It's fun to watch. The season's over,
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Speaker 1: so you may as well have fun, Paulie, we were
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Speaker 1: just talking about it. What does this remind you? It
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Speaker 1: reminds me of the audition time. You know, for American Idol,
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Speaker 1: those auditions, you know, they bring in a new contestant,
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Speaker 1: you get to see how they do exactly. It was
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Speaker 1: like Ben DiNucci, he was like William hung, Andy Dalton,
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Speaker 1: your Clay Aiken. Uh you know, Dak was your Who
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Speaker 1: was that guy you look like? Saide Joe Bob Justin Guarini. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: there you go, the first one. And Garrett Gilbert here
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Speaker 1: you go. He's like a san giant. You know, it
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Speaker 1: looks good at first, then you realize he sucks. And uh,
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Speaker 1: you know, who knows who we'll see next week? Could
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Speaker 1: be Cooper Rush. Maybe they'll bring back Mark Sanchez, you
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Speaker 1: know you can. You might bring back Tim Tebow or
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Speaker 1: somebody like brock Oswilers. Surprise the fans be like, hey,
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Speaker 1: look who we're bringing out this week. You could be
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Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Yeah, nice cameo. Smart by the
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Speaker 1: Cowboys and Jerry Jones here alright, moving right along, the
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Speaker 1: New York Jets discovered head and cameras inside their own
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Speaker 1: locker room. PAULI, is this good or not good? I
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Speaker 1: gotta tell you this is good because I'm glad people
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Speaker 1: are finally finding out about this, right you know, we've
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Speaker 1: been onto this for years, Tony. We know for years
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Speaker 1: what was going on in there. People don't know that
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Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight, Brett Fobb when he was
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Speaker 1: killed by for the Jets, he installed the cameras in
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Speaker 1: the locker room so people around the world could see
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Speaker 1: his cock. That's what he wanted. And then you know
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Speaker 1: he he left the team and forgot to take the
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Speaker 1: cameras out. But there was a whole thing going on there, Tony.
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Speaker 1: They were gonna be like Hulu, but for Cox. You
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Speaker 1: could pay a monthly subscription and get all the cocks
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Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, you'd have a rotating review of Cox
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Speaker 1: coming through there. You know, you'd have Kurt Warner's cock
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Speaker 1: one week, the next Mock Brunel's cock, and this Monday
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Speaker 1: night game that we just had Patriots and Jets. You
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Speaker 1: know what's so great is the Jets installed the cameras
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Speaker 1: and the Patriots installed extra cameras in the locker room,
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Speaker 1: so you got really close up shots of all those cocks.
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Speaker 1: Cam Newton's cock, yeah, and Joe Flacco's cock. But you know,
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Speaker 1: like you'd expect with Joe Flacco, it's an underwhelming cock.
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Speaker 1: You know, you have high expectations for that cock, and
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Speaker 1: then you look at it a little close and you realize,
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Speaker 1: you know, it's just not that elite you know, you
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Speaker 1: want that elite cock, you know, much like his career,
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Speaker 1: you know, full of good Tom Harrison. There you go,
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Speaker 1: and then sort of fizzled out and let you down.
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Speaker 1: I really like how you brought that analogy back and
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Speaker 1: really tied it together for the audience. Told me thank you.
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Speaker 1: All right. Clearly, we could talk about this all day,
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Speaker 1: but hey, this is our master's preview show, Tony, so
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Speaker 1: we gotta keep on moving. And besides, our guest is
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Speaker 1: on the line, so let's bring him in on the
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Speaker 1: foodst Go satellite network. Alright, let's get him in here.
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Speaker 1: He was the golf analyst for multiple US opens on Fox.
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Speaker 1: He now podcasts. Al Right, everyone's trying to get in
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Speaker 1: the game just like us. You know. One's called the Clubhouse.
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Speaker 1: The other is called get a Grip with PG eight
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Speaker 1: to a player, Max Homa. All right, let's bring him in.
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Speaker 1: Shane Bacon, welcome to the show. What's up, guys, How
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Speaker 1: are you good? We got the big sponsors back in
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Speaker 1: the show soon, so we're gonna be very rich anyway, listen,
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Speaker 1: you should get too podcasts by the way, and then
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Speaker 1: it's double the sponsor. You know, good and we don't
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Speaker 1: like to spread ourselves thin fair it's fair. Yeah. Uh.
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Speaker 1: We were looking over your bio. It says you did
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Speaker 1: mini tour golf. So how much many at your golf
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Speaker 1: do you play? Well? So many? Tour golf is uh
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Speaker 1: like triple A baseball. So it's you know, it's a
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Speaker 1: few steps down in the inn, the big stage and
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Speaker 1: the stuff you're gonna watch on your televisions when the
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Speaker 1: Eagles aren't playing, So you know, putt, put or mini
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Speaker 1: golf would be a completely different I guess you could
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Speaker 1: call it sport if you will. So why do they
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Speaker 1: call it mini golf? I don't don't. Was it like
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Speaker 1: two steps below miniature golf? Then, like it's not the
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Speaker 1: major leagues like mini mini golf, like really short putting
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Speaker 1: you just have to make like one foot puts. No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: it's you know, mini tour being a smaller tour and
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Speaker 1: a still a place like the Gateway Tour. There's a
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Speaker 1: Dakota's Tour. There used to be a famous one called
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Speaker 1: the Hooters Tour. Tight Lise tour, Adams Tour like that tour.
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Speaker 1: There are a lot of these and now they're they're
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Speaker 1: they're outside of the United States. So I played on
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Speaker 1: one in Arizona called the Gateway Tour and failed miserably
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Speaker 1: at trying to play for a living. So that was
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Speaker 1: that was not trying to get into the media side.
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Speaker 1: Well you know that that's kind of a good segue
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Speaker 1: because wouldn't you admit that miniature golf is actually harder
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Speaker 1: than regular golf because think about it, You've got more obstacles, windmills,
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Speaker 1: pirate ships, barrels with explosives inside. Yeah, it's dangerous. Miniature
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Speaker 1: golf is harder than regular golf, don't you agree? Well,
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Speaker 1: you know, full golf course golf, i'd say probably is tougher,
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Speaker 1: but it doesn't have the role where you only can
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Speaker 1: play with one ball. You know, in mini golf you
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Speaker 1: get the one ball and if you make it on
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Speaker 1: the last hole and it disappears, you're kind of out
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Speaker 1: of lock. So in a way, there are you know,
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Speaker 1: i'd say, more variables in the in the mini golf.
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Speaker 1: So I'm I'm I'm not on the same page as you,
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Speaker 1: but I'm at least in the same notebook. Okay, you
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Speaker 1: should consider a career in mini golf analysis. You know
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Speaker 1: that was very on points. That's actually you know I
9:34
Speaker 1: did a show in Vegas one time and it was
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Speaker 1: a putting show, just putting, and I think the guy
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Speaker 1: that wanted one fifty dollars. So we've made much more
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Speaker 1: than that career, by the way, yea, I know, I
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Speaker 1: know and your sponsors. But outside of you know, the
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Speaker 1: PGA Tour and the LPGA Tour, maybe you know, maybe
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Speaker 1: mini to were golf in any tour broadcasting is ready
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Speaker 1: to go. Well, you know, we only ask because we're
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Speaker 1: kind of mini golf legends in Philly, you know, well Tony,
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Speaker 1: we we dominate all forms of golf, don't. Minia shows,
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Speaker 1: Golden t frisbee. So you know that's that's now. No, look,
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Speaker 1: just you know, before we move on here, there's a
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Speaker 1: show called Holy Moley on ABC. Have you seen that?
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Speaker 1: They play miniature golf and they have to avoid like
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Speaker 1: a giant mechanical shot, you know, put through a volcano.
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Speaker 1: Don't you think you watch that? You think, hey, the
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Speaker 1: PGA Tour should try and you know, copy the Holy
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Speaker 1: Moley style, make it more exciting. I do think that
10:23
Speaker 1: implementing the kind of aggressive devices that can that can
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Speaker 1: hit and possibly hurt the players. I don't actually think
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Speaker 1: that is an awful idea. I think, you know, golf
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Speaker 1: miss is one big thing that all sports have, right,
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Speaker 1: and that's defense. So you know, if you the course had,
10:40
Speaker 1: you know, some some plastic barriers to knock players in
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Speaker 1: the lakes and rivers if they weren't paying attention, I
10:46
Speaker 1: don't hate that idea. I at least think it keeps
10:48
Speaker 1: people kind of on their heels as they were in
10:50
Speaker 1: between shots. There you go again, some solid golfing. They
10:54
Speaker 1: should replace Rob Riggle with you. You should be doing
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Speaker 1: that show. Yeah, that's what I think. He's funnier than
10:59
Speaker 1: me and better looking. But besides those two things and
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Speaker 1: more famous. I would say three things. I would say, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'd say it's probably be a good move. We'll call
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Speaker 1: you ragant. Now I have a question. I have a question.
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Speaker 1: You know a lot of times when you're you know,
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Speaker 1: watching golf on TV, you know you always have the
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Speaker 1: get in the whole guy when someone yells get in
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Speaker 1: the hall. Does it in fact help the ball get
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Speaker 1: in the hall? No? Um, no, it doesn't unfortunately. I
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Speaker 1: don't think the sound waves affected like butterfly effects style,
11:31
Speaker 1: but I think that confidence wise, hearing it yelled after
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Speaker 1: your shot means that at least someone on the planet
11:37
Speaker 1: thought it had a chance. So, you know, we went
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Speaker 1: to the two thousand eight Quad Cities tournament and John Cook,
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Speaker 1: he was on the tea and right in the middle
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Speaker 1: of his back swing, I yelled, get in the hole,
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Speaker 1: and sure enough it got about, you know, forty ft
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Speaker 1: from the whole, so it was close. Yeah, that's I mean,
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Speaker 1: that's fair. I mean I would I would advise you
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Speaker 1: against the back swing yelling. But again, these are confidence
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Speaker 1: builders in a way. I mean, you it out. You
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Speaker 1: could really give a guy a boost if you yelled
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Speaker 1: it at the correct time and and it got closet
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Speaker 1: is a great shot. Yeah, well, you know, for an
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Speaker 1: amate show like that, I could correct. I'd put it closer. Anyway. Look,
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Speaker 1: it's a Master's preview show. So let's talk about the Masters.
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Speaker 1: Now this year it's a little different there in none,
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Speaker 1: you know, November instead of April. Now, you know, I
12:19
Speaker 1: used to care Tony and I both you know about
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Speaker 1: the Masters, because you know, there was nothing else going on.
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Speaker 1: But now You've got all this stuff going on competing.
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Speaker 1: Don't you think nobody's gonna care this year about the Masters? Well,
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Speaker 1: the Eagles are they playing this year? The first place?
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Speaker 1: Shane Bacon, because that's where the Eagles are so so
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Speaker 1: it's you can you can both brag about first place
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Speaker 1: and have a losing record and field go. You know
12:48
Speaker 1: you don't look at records, you know all that matters
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Speaker 1: his first place recorless. I'm misleading, you know it was.
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Speaker 1: It was analytical dive and I apologize, stay in your
12:57
Speaker 1: stay as a famous man once fair. Look, Uh, let's
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Speaker 1: get into the you know the predictions here. You know
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Speaker 1: Tiger won last year. Uh, what does Tiger Woods have
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Speaker 1: to do to win again this year? Well, you know,
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Speaker 1: unfortunately for people that think Tiger might have a chance
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Speaker 1: this year, we haven't seen much of him in terms
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Speaker 1: of actually playing an event. No, sorry, I miss I misspoke.
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Speaker 1: Who does Tiger have to do to win again this year?
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Speaker 1: And I would say that that's I think that's more
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Speaker 1: of a deep dive in your domain. But I think, uh,
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Speaker 1: in terms of his golf game, any semblance of what
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Speaker 1: he had in two thousand nine team would be nice.
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Speaker 1: But we have not seen that literally since he won
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Speaker 1: this event, you know, a year and a half ago, basically,
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Speaker 1: So I don't like tigers chances this week on the
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Speaker 1: golf course, just because again he's played in two events
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Speaker 1: since they returned to golf after the pandemic. Alright, but
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Speaker 1: what about his chances off the golf course? If you
13:53
Speaker 1: catch my drift? You know what, No, there's you know,
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Speaker 1: there's not gonna be patrons in Augusta this year. I
13:59
Speaker 1: had a couple of messages for some people. Good. I
14:03
Speaker 1: had a couple of messages for some people that have
14:04
Speaker 1: talked to me about how weird it is there, you know,
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Speaker 1: people to live in Augusta, How strange it is knowing
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Speaker 1: the Masters of this week and there's nobody driving around,
14:12
Speaker 1: and there's no traffic and there's no ticket sales and
14:15
Speaker 1: all that stuff. So it's gonna be it's gonna look
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Speaker 1: different both inside the gates and outside the gates for everybody.
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Speaker 1: Let's let's get into the picks now, who is your
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Speaker 1: pick to win the Masters this year? So I do
14:28
Speaker 1: a podcast with a guy in the Masters, so it's
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Speaker 1: part of my contract. I have to pick him. That's
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Speaker 1: a big deal. I get five percent more of our
14:36
Speaker 1: sponsorship money if I picked him and everything I do
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Speaker 1: so I love Max hom As chances can I give you, guys.
14:43
Speaker 1: I know you guys are not big stack guys, but
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Speaker 1: I know you guys like Fanci stats. We love stats.
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Speaker 1: But go ahead. In the history of the Masters of
14:53
Speaker 1: All the Champions, there are only two letters in the
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Speaker 1: alphabet that were not a part of the first or
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Speaker 1: last name of the champion, the letter Q and the
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Speaker 1: letter X. I think Max exercise of the X demons
15:06
Speaker 1: this year. Let's see it. Wow, that was That was
15:10
Speaker 1: like watch a national treasure there with you, Davincion, you
15:13
Speaker 1: kind of it took me a minute. It took me
15:15
Speaker 1: a minute, but Nicolas Cage style I was there. Yeah. Well,
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Speaker 1: you know, we got our own recent owne politely disagree
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Speaker 1: with you. We got our one lock pick. Here we go,
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Speaker 1: lock pick. I'll pick to win the Master's burn hard
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Speaker 1: longa proven champion, has the experience, the winds, the two wins.
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Speaker 1: Your thoughts, you know, I get the feeling that you
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Speaker 1: picked this is kind of a joke because he's sixty
15:47
Speaker 1: three and it's been a no first of all sixty three.
15:52
Speaker 1: But listen to his name burned hard LONGA. He's telling
15:56
Speaker 1: you I burned hard longer. So even at sixty three
15:59
Speaker 1: is still great. And Tony golf, you know it works
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Speaker 1: like bowling, right, Yeah, I mean absolutely, the older you get,
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Speaker 1: the better. Tiger Woods was at his best at forty three.
16:09
Speaker 1: George Foreman was a great box at forty five. There
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Speaker 1: you go there, Yeah, no, I I think it's it's logical.
16:18
Speaker 1: This is a golf course where older people have had success.
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Speaker 1: I mean Jack Nicholas won the Masters when he was
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Speaker 1: forty six. You know, Laura was in the and I
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Speaker 1: think he was in the final group back in two
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Speaker 1: thousand fourteen on Sunday. He finished in the top ten
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Speaker 1: five years ago. He had a top twenty three years ago.
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Speaker 1: So you point in the mix. I don't think he's
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Speaker 1: gonna win. I could definitely see him making the cut.
16:39
Speaker 1: I could definitely see him finishing the top thirty thirty five.
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Speaker 1: If he wins, though, what a story would be YEA,
16:46
Speaker 1: we called it. We called it, you know, by the way,
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Speaker 1: I might be the only ones that had called it.
16:50
Speaker 1: And that's why we're always we're always ahead of the game.
16:53
Speaker 1: If you listen to our show, you'd know that now. Look,
16:55
Speaker 1: but just before we get bryceon d shambo this guy?
16:59
Speaker 1: What's with this guy? I look at him. I just
17:01
Speaker 1: want to punch him in the face. Do you want
17:03
Speaker 1: to punch him in the face. I don't think it'd
17:05
Speaker 1: be a good decision personally, you know, for you, um, physically, um,
17:10
Speaker 1: the way you look. Oh you know you're Oh what
17:14
Speaker 1: now you throw it at us? You know, Paulie and
17:17
Speaker 1: I and street fights were like two six and two extreme.
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Speaker 1: Only time we lost was because the other guy had
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Speaker 1: a switchblade. Didn't you know? We come bad? You want out? Now?
17:27
Speaker 1: You lost twice, so you said, the only other time
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Speaker 1: we lost, See, it was the same guy, same guy,
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Speaker 1: always with the switch plade, and you still went after him.
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Speaker 1: Seems like that poor decision, But I got you. I
17:39
Speaker 1: wanted to prove myself. You don't even though you know
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Speaker 1: you know based on that, because you keep knocking our talent. Here.
17:45
Speaker 1: I gotta circle back to something that's bothering me here,
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Speaker 1: disrespect for the game A miniat your golf. We want
17:52
Speaker 1: you to admit right now, come on, We'll give you
17:54
Speaker 1: a chance to redeem yourself on the record. Admit that
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Speaker 1: Miniat your golf is harder than regular golf. Cup be
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Speaker 1: a man. I just don't think I can say it.
18:02
Speaker 1: There's just you know, there's no again, all these hazards
18:05
Speaker 1: and and D is a factory ring the miller. I
18:11
Speaker 1: can't say, yeah, you know what we're gonna put you
18:14
Speaker 1: can say something because you're rough. Put you off the show.
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Speaker 1: You're like baking. I haven't uh yeah yeah, miniature in everything, Jay,
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Speaker 1: hang up on this guy. This guy is unbelievable to
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Speaker 1: say that regular golf is harder than crazy disrespected, respected
18:39
Speaker 1: sport like miniature golf like unbelievable. No one the only
18:42
Speaker 1: seven people watch the Golf channel. There you go, exactly
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Speaker 1: all right, But as always, we're not gonna let it
18:48
Speaker 1: get to us, right Tony, you know, because we got
18:50
Speaker 1: business to do. You know, this is a golf preview show,
18:52
Speaker 1: so you know we're gonna do an ad. We we
18:55
Speaker 1: got a sponsor. You know, they haven't officially booked us yet,
18:58
Speaker 1: but you know we're going to give them the space anyway,
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Speaker 1: because that's how you do business people, and that's why
19:03
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it for one of the leading names
19:04
Speaker 1: in the golf business, the number one ball in golf
19:07
Speaker 1: ton'ty tit Licet. You know, titls is used by all
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Speaker 1: the top golfers, from Tiger Woods down to you know
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Speaker 1: the others. Tit Licet is the best name in the
19:18
Speaker 1: business for a reason, Isn't that right? Don'ty? You know,
19:21
Speaker 1: when you go to a golfing range and you see
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Speaker 1: a tit lice ball flying majestically through the air, you
19:29
Speaker 1: know that you're hitting quality. You know that you're hitting
19:35
Speaker 1: titlced And this year they're debuting their softest tit lised
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Speaker 1: ball to date. This tit lice is so soft that
19:44
Speaker 1: when you hold it in your hand and caress it,
19:48
Speaker 1: you know that you have true tit lice quality. It
19:52
Speaker 1: was so soft and supple. I didn't even want to
19:56
Speaker 1: hit it, but I did. So there you go. People,
20:01
Speaker 1: go to your local golf store, go up to the
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Speaker 1: person working there and say tit list. They'll know that
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Speaker 1: you are a true student of the game. Guys, I
20:10
Speaker 1: gotta interrupt. I can't take what are you doing? We're doing?
20:13
Speaker 1: Ad read it's not tit list. It's titlist. What now?
20:19
Speaker 1: I think you're wrong? It's it says it on the ball,
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Speaker 1: It's it's look at it. This guy doesn't know anything
20:24
Speaker 1: about golf, and stop interrupting the show. You've had it
20:27
Speaker 1: up to here with you, all right enough. Uh that's
20:30
Speaker 1: the end of the show. Uh, no way in hell
20:32
Speaker 1: are we thinking, Shane Bacon. Nope, nope, very disrespectful, miniature.
20:37
Speaker 1: Golf is a sport, you know, just like poker's a sport,
20:40
Speaker 1: just like dots are a sport, just like video games
20:43
Speaker 1: are a sport. Well, don't go too far, don't. You're right?
20:46
Speaker 1: All right anyway, Uh, that's it. Look, remember to subscribe,
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Speaker 1: review the show, tell us how great we are. Also
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Speaker 1: follow us on Facebook, Twitter, look up the Fusco Show. Alright, well,
21:00
Speaker 1: good job Tony, same to you, Pauli. Another flawless show.
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Speaker 1: There you go, all right, we'll see you next week.
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Speaker 1: See you, h