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Is Kiss’ New Cold Gin Really Worth The Hype? (2022 Archive) · Classic Metal Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Hi, I'm Sophie Lloyd and you're watching CMS TV.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Your friendship is pretty thin when cold gin is the only thing that keeps you together.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's Kiss with cold gin.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_03: Sure is.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's the only thing that keeps us together.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: Tonight it's light.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: Otherwise, fuck you, dude.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: You're on your own.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: Well, dude, before you get into a final topic, would you like an update on a topic?
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: I would.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: I just got this from my son like five minutes ago.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: He caught me in the hall and said, Hey, are you still talking about G4 TV?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: Remember G4,
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: the chick that was, um, that was, um, Crying the Blues about how sexist gamers were.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: The chick with the tattoos and the short hair.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Because the chick who she replaced was much hotter and the guys liked her.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, you're not as hot as she was.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: Well, apparently, the fact that they lost half of their audience and...
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: You just lost everything because of this fucking dummy has changed their opinion.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: So check this out.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: This is real quick.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: This is why I brought it now because this will take like two seconds.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: This is interesting.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: Wasn't this the girl with the nose ring?
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: She was all pissed off because of the quote unquote the sexism and And,
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: you know, just because I'm not as hot
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  SPEAKER_03: as the other chick and, you know.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: So you see the
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: G4 logo right here?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: So you can see this is G4 TV, right?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't seen these two dudes, but these guys look a little light in the loafers, both of them.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: They're in a pink jacket.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: What's that?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: They may change your mind here in a second.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: But this was streamed live on March 10th.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: So is that Wednesday?
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Thursday.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: Thursday.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: So this is how far we've come since, what was that?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: When did we do that segment?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: Three weeks ago?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was a little longer than that.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: It might've been back in January.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: So, all right, well, we'll say month, month and a half.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: This is what they're doing on G4 now.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: First item out here, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, shit!
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: Let's play.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, real quick, before we get into it, I'm going to show you guys some products just to refresh.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: Whoever guesses closest to the price we bought them for gets 10 points, okay?
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: That's how we'll do it.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: Okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: You'll get 10 points, all right?
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: 10 points.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: This inflatable pool...
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: This inflatable pool...
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's an inflatable pool.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's filled with balls.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's filled with balls.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's 82 by 57 by 25.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's a children's ball pit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Say here that the pool is suitable for children and adults and, oh, everyone else.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's take a look at the pool to get a better look at it here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see what's inside here.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see if there's... Oh, my.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god!
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to let you know,
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  SPEAKER_02: the price is not included,
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: but Amaranth is not included in the price of this hot tub.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: But give a round of applause for Amaranth, everybody!
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: How are you?
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: We all love playing with balls here.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's true!
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  SPEAKER_02: Ladies, do we love playing with balls?
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, we have something in common, though.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that's, I don't know what all this cartoon shit is going on over there.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's obviously, what is that, anime?
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_00: Anime stuff, I guess, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_03: But they're back to doing... Is anime girl part of the
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  SPEAKER_00: anime?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: But they're back to doing titties.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: I guess the, uh, the rebellion didn't last very long.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_03: So where is that chick?
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_03: Is she still part of this thing?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: She wasn't part of this broadcast.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's for sure.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, obviously she's not in this, but all right.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's, that's the best chick that they could get for this.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the other, that frost chick probably scared all the good ones away.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she's kind of, if she's got some good titties.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, but.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: There's better looking chicks than that.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, we're not even sure that this guy wants to be a guy.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_00: So for God's sakes, you know, you take what you can get sometimes.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be at that point where you have to take what you can get.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, for this program, I mean, not for us.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, this program earns some money, doesn't it?
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: Beats me.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, even if they have to hire a stripper for an hour,
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure it would only cost, what, $500?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they'd get this whore for nothing.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, all right.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give them kudos for the girl popping out in the skimpy bikini.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and talking about how much she likes balls and stuff.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: She said she likes balls and she has things in common and
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: Who
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  SPEAKER_03: watches this?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently my kid.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_03: This passes for entertainment?
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, this shit is fucking really popular, man.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_03: I don't get it.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get it either.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_00: It's not even entertaining.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, to you, it didn't do that well.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, 8,600 views.
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  SPEAKER_00: Since Thursday.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's not really a lot.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well,
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  SPEAKER_01: most of the guys who are locked in their mom's bedrooms shit playing video games,
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  SPEAKER_01: they don't have any interest in girls anyway.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they might rub one out.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: Only if it's an anime character.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: Two fingers on the dick, two fingers on the remote controller.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_01: Only if it's a drawn character.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: They don't want to see the real thing.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: Flesh on flesh.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: Ain't nothing wrong with that.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, whatever you got to use.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_00: At least if it's a drawn pussy, it's still a pussy.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you're assuming it's a pussy.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I hope.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, speaking of pussy and, and, and,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: girls, some girl who can capitalize on, you know, young guys sending her money.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever happened to that, uh,
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  SPEAKER_01: that bell, bell,
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: babe, bell, whatever her name was, the girl who was selling her bath water and shit.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: What was her name?
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_03: There was some bell in it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_03: I blot those out of my brain immediately.
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  SPEAKER_03: Belle Delphine.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's her.
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  SPEAKER_03: Whatever happened to her?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: She's still doing her thing and she's still making tons of money
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  SPEAKER_01: by getting these internet dweebs to send her money to put on cat ears and shit like
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: that.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_00: Last article I see is 2020.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_00: And that was just, that's, that's the one that we read.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_01: So she made her shit ton of money and then she disappeared.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: She got out of the tub.
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  SPEAKER_01: She was selling her bath water and she was like putting on,
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_01: you know, uh, anime outfits and shit like that.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: And guys were sending her money to do that for them.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta have that bath water.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if she shows up on eBay.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: Belle Delphine bathwater.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_00: Now I want to know.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: Back to eBay.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_01: Or how about that girl just a month or a couple of months ago
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  SPEAKER_01: who was selling her farts in a jar?
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_00: Belle Delphine bathwater.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: Belle Delphine bathwater.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can buy a little thing of Belle Delphine's bathwater for $20.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_00: $20.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_00: Plus $16.55 shipping, so $36.50.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so might as well $40 spot.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_00: So what was the other one?
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_00: Jar Farts?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember what the girl's name was,
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: but this was just like two months ago, and she was selling her farts in a jar.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: Selling farts.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_00: Woman's fart in a jar.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: Custom options available.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: See what else.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: $69.69, our best offer.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: This is like.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: This is like Gwyneth Peltra's vagina candle.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, it's right here, baby.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: I thought you said you were going to ditch that.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_00: I thought I was going to, but I haven't used it.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's still right here.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: Smells like my vagina candle.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_03: There it is.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_03: That pussy is so powerful.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: It really is.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: You don't even get the real pussy,
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: but you're going to spend 70 bucks on a candle that supposedly smells like a pussy.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I assume that smells just like Gwyneth's pussy.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_01: Or you want to drink some Belle Delphine bathwater
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: that supposedly surrounded her pussy at some point.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_00: Or I want to smell a jar of somebody's fart box.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: Guys are so easy, man.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_00: You guys are dumb.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_00: I wish I was a chick.
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• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: They have that power.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_00: If I was a chick, I would have a mansion's worth of shit.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: You know, if I was a chick, I didn't do.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, what's the worst that they really got to take?
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: Some spunk in the eye?
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: This is why I like to listen to the old episodes of ONA, especially when Patrice is on.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_01: Because they got these young chicks, like these, you know, like...
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: Jaeger girls on and these kind of chicks that come on and it's just like, you know what?
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: You should just use that for what it's worth for the next five,
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: eight, maybe 10 years at the most.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: Just sock that money away and you'll be living in a mansion for the rest of your life.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_00: Chicks generally don't want to just admit that their true value is about four inches of wetness.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_00: That's their only real value for most of them.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I mean, for most of them, I'm not painting the broad brush of all of them.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_00: And broad, I do mean, take that literally or figuratively, the broad brush.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_00: No pun intended.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_00: Well, there's some pun intended there.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: A broad brush.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: But, you know, I mean, for the most part, you don't want to hang out with them.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_00: You don't want to do the things that are important to you with them.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: If they weren't giving you puss,
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: you know what they'd be?
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_03: Strangers.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_03: If they weren't giving you puss, you wouldn't have them around at all.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_03: They'd be strangers.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: They'd be, Hey, there's somebody in the store.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_00: How about that?
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's, it's only the pussy that leads you to them.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: No guy, no, no heterosexual guy is going out there and say, you know what?
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: I got to find myself a good girlfriend today.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Just a girl to hang with.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: I need that girl just to hang out with.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it can happen sometimes,
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: but for the most, most part, Yeah, I think you've said this on the show before.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: If you don't want to fuck them, then you don't want to be with them.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: It really does kind of go from that place.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've just hung out with a chick that I didn't want to bang.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: I have, but not really.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: Or eventually bang.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_00: I know I've hung out with chicks that I wanted to bang,
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: but then I got to be friendly with them to where it was like,
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: well, I'm not going to be banging them.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: You know, that idea goes off the table.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you didn't just call them up and say, hey, you want to go to lunch?
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: I do now.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: I do not.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, I'm not trying to bang Stephanie, but we go to have lunch
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: and stuff.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: Even if she wasn't, fuck, what do you think?
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_00: You think if she was throwing that pussy, I'd let John's fucking marriage be in my way?
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck that.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, stop it.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: Well, when John dies before me, maybe there's a shot there.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_01: I doubt it.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: Shot in the eye.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_01: Shot in the buzz.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_00: I doubt Stephanie wants to deal with some big fat ogre.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: I think after John, she'll be fucking immune to guys.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: She'll hate all guys at that point.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: She'll become a lipstick lesbian.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_00: Well, John will do that to people.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I played some cold gin earlier.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's cold gin time again.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: The hottest band in the world launches the world's most rock and roll gin in the U.S. Ugh.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_01: How can it be the most rock and roll gin?
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_01: Now, I don't know what your total drinking habits are, but do you have any like for gin?
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_01: Not a bunch, no.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not either.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: I don't really go, man, you know what would be good with this is gin.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean,
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm okay with some gin and juice, as the philosopher Snoop Dogg once told us about.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: But, you know, I mean, gin and orange juice is okay.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: When I was young,
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_00: when I was very young,
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: when I was in the service, we used to go and buy a gallon of the Beefeater gin.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Beefeater, sure.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: Beefeater gin.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_00: And then we would get it.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: This is so gay.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's known as a handle.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: Well, whatever.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's a big gallon to me.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_00: But we would get around in a circle, and it was like a version of jacks.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_00: Remember the old game jacks?
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: You'd bounce the ball, you'd pick up the jacks.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what you had to do was you had to bounce the ball.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_00: And as soon as the ball hit the floor,
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_00: you had to dump the Beefeater gin in your mouth, like pouring.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: And then you had to catch the ball before the ball hit the ground.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: I get it.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_00: And if you missed, then you had to do even more shots.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: And we just would get all fucked up playing Beefeater Jacks.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_01: So what is the end result is just that you get fucked up?
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_01: Is that it?
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: You go until there's nobody left in the circle.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I get it.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: But the thing is, me personally, I'm talking about me.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: I can't imagine me wanting to stand in a circle with other dudes
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: and doing heavy shots of alcohol until I get kind of fucky.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_01: Totally fun.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't get it.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that's you.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: You don't get anything when it comes to just being irresponsible and an ass.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: No, but I don't get it doing with a bunch of dudes.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, who else would you do it with?
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know, we just said, would you rather spend time with chicks doing this?
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but then when you get all fucky,
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_03: you kind of want to do something else, and all you got left is dudes.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_00: You literally just want to get into a fucking mixed couple sitting around
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: a fucking table telling stories while you sip on a drink.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: This was hardcore alcoholism.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: No, that doesn't me either because I hate other people.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_00: So there you go.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_00: You want to do just what you're doing now,
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_00: sitting by yourself, fucking sipping out of a solo cup.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a backstage experience.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, dude, this was my heavy alcoholism.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, yeah, I get it.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, obviously you were in the service when you were doing this.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, and that's what we did.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_01: But that's all you had access to for the most part.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: For the most part,
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't say only,
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_01: I just said for the most part, you were hanging out with your comrades.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_00: We're just hanging out.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: I get it.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: Throwing it back.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_01: I get that part, but did you do that after you were out of the service?
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I ever did that specific thing.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's kind of what my point is, is given the circumstances,
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: Being that you were in a barracks with other dudes and that's what you do.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just like, well, we've got to kill the boredom somehow or get something going on.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: I get that.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_01: But when you were not in the service anymore,
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_01: you did not call up your buddies and go,
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_01: hey, let's all gather at the house and play.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: Let's play cold gin jacks.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_00: Well, not that game,
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_00: but I've definitely played drinking games since I
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_03: fucking left the service.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_03: No chicks involved at all?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: None?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck that.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_03: The chicks bring it down.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just asking the question.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: First of all,
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: 99% of the time,
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_00: if you have a party and the guys bring chicks, it's their girlfriend.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_00: So almost universally, that ends up with a fight between the drunk guy and the drunk girl.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you were doing shots off of that chick's belly that we're talking about earlier.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: Now, who did she belong to?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_00: She came with AJ.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_01: That was his chick?
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: I think it was like a first date type of a thing.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_00: They were just getting to know each other.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: She wasn't, quote unquote, his chick, but he brought her.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_00: He brought her under the guise of trying to hook up with her.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: I get that part, but it wasn't like his solid chick.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: So she was still kind of free game.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: That makes sense.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: But do you see this is just...
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: You can't be irresponsible with your boozing.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_00: You would never sit around and play quarters.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_01: You probably never have in your life, have you?
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: No, I haven't played beer pong, never played quarters, never done all that bullshit.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_00: And all that shit is totally fun.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_00: You just get all fucking wasted.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_00: But you don't like to get wasted.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, as long as I've known you, you've gotten drunk once.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_00: And even that wasn't drunk.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that wasn't Chris Akin drunk.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: No, it was just a little bit tipsy.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: That was just a little more buzz than you would normally get to.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's all that was.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_00: That was literally, your reaction was, oh, something's different here.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_00: You weren't like, oh my God, I'm fucking hammered.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've never been quote unquote hammered.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me either.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: Not today.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: Not today.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Kiss has got the answer to your I want to get hammered, you know, desires.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: You wanted the best, you got the best.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_01: Ice cold Kiss gin to go with your tonic.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's what legions of U.S.-based Kiss fans have been waiting for since the release of
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_01: the band's classic track, Cold Gin in 1974.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that weird that they have taken this long to come up with
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: the one thing that's kind of the most obvious product they should have come up with?
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: That really is odd that they waited this long.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's taken 38 years.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: But of all the stupid shit that they've come up with.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: 48 years.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: Of all the stupid bullshit that they've released, Kiss Pez and Kiss Caskets and...
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: You know, everything Kiss, it's until now that they went with cold gin?
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_00: Holy cow.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_01: Well, sometimes the obvious forest for the trees, you know?
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_00: Why do I think the only reason they waited this long was because Gene couldn't get
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_00: the right deal?
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_01: Probably.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's probably exactly it.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, now you can order your Kiss Cold Gin online.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: You can now crank up the music and raise a glass of globally awarded
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss Cold Gin
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_01: to unleash your inner rock star.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: Can you raise your glass to rock and roll, as they said in one of their songs?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: I guess.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: Holy cow.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: You're a rock star.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: I've been backstage with a lot of bands.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_01: I got to be honest with you.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've seen one band ever have gin backstage.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, especially cold.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's either Jack and Coke or vodka.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_01: Vodka.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of vodka.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_01: And that's it.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know anybody who's got gin backstage.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, leave it to Kiss to fucking change the trend.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_01: I dated a girl years ago who liked the Sapphire Gin.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: But, you know, I tasted it.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_01: But to me, it was like putting perfume in your drink.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it just was like, how do you drink that?
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_00: Gin is just that dry...
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_00: Awful.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: It's like literally putting day-after taste in your mouth.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know that taste?
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you probably don't,
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: but when you've drank too much,
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_00: you get that day-after taste where your mouth just feels like somebody poured sand
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_00: in it.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's what gin tastes like.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_00: Just dry.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_00: Is a martini made out of gin?
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and those are fucking gross, too.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let me have a martini extra dry with an olive.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, shaken, not stirred.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_00: Talk about a bunch of fucking taste that'll make me vomit.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yuck.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: Following the 2021 U.S. launch of Kiss Rum Collection under the new brand Drink It Up by Kiss.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_01: Drink it up!
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: Drink it up!
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_01: People, drink it up!
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_01: The gin is the fourth product to complete the portfolio.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like the band Kiss,
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_01: cold gin is bold and uncompromising, inspired by the band's roots in New York City.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss Gin creates a taste explosion that's always cranked up to 11.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, brother.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_03: What asshole publicist wrote this shit?
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: That's like a Spinal Tap thing.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_03: That isn't like a Kiss thing, is it?
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: Cranked up to 11?
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: Crank it up to 11 because it's Kiss.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but where was the first time anybody heard this one goes to 11?
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: That's Spinal Tap.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_01: Spinal Tap, yeah.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's not a Kiss thing.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: They're taking it.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_01: I guess.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's only natural that Rock Titans,
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss collaborated with the award-winning company like Brands for Fans.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: People were working with Brands for Fans, people.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: Brands for Fans to create a product as pure as the rock and roll that they play.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: Having received two internationally recognized awards for quality,
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss Cold Gin has a five-time distilled base,
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: including juniper, lemon peel, and a selection of fine spices.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: People, we won the Gene Simmons Award for Best Gin.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_03: Where did they judge this?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: Paul Stanley's house.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_01: All right, next up on the tasting board here is Kiss Gin.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's got a taste.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: Paul Stanley's cock?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_03: I can't quite taste it.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: I can't quite place this taste,
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_00: but that's what comes to mind.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's a combination of Paul Stanley's cock and mascara.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_00: There are no...
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_01: No artificial flavors or added sweeteners to maintain
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: the highest quality additional flavors of juniper and lemon are
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: macerated,
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: macerated.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Masturbated.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: And blended with distillate, achieving a full balance of botanical experience.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: This does not sound good.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: Now, Phil Ooze in the chatroom, home run.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_00: Surprisingly, didn't call it Gin Simmons.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: Gin Simmons.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's good.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's as good as cold gin.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_00: Gin Simmons.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: That'll be the next flavored gin.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure it'll be Gin Simmons.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: Now it really is cold gin time.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: If gin is your thing, then this is the one to bring.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like the song, this one's a classic, founding member of KISS, Paul Stanley said.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I thought Paul didn't drink.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think Gene drinks either.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: Gene, I know,
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: doesn't drink,
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_00: but these fucking non-drinkers talking about how good this alcohol is.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_01: As you would expect, Kiss Cold Gin doesn't just taste great, it's less filling.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: I was thinking the same thing.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: It looks incredible.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: It looks incredible?
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, if it looks good, then it must be good.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what does gin look like?
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: It looks like water in a glass.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but look at how incredible that bottle looks.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the gin doesn't look incredible.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_01: The bottle looks incredible.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, look at the clarity.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I look at that.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's a measured clarity, probably 93.8%.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if you looked at the bottle and it was filled with water or what is that shit
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: that Sammy Hagar?
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Cabo Tequila?
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if that was filled with Patron or Cabo Tequila, Cabo Wabo or whatever.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_01: Would you know the difference without tasting it or smelling it?
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_01: You could look at that and go, wait a minute.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's not Kiss Gin.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's Cabo Pequila.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_03: I would know right away.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: Right away, I would know.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: I would take one look and be like, wait a minute.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: Did you steal that from Sammy's tour bus?
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: Would you know that's not Grey Goose vodka in that bottle?
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_00: Of course I would.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, wait a minute.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's not Grey Goose.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's cold gin.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_03: Cold gin, people.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: If you just saw the bottle, you would know that.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_00: I would look at the texture and the color of the gin.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: Sure you would.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: That's so stupid.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_01: As you would expect, Kiss Cold Gin doesn't just taste great.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_01: It looks incredible, too.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_01: And press your friends with the stylish bottle.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: Why would I think that?
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: Why exactly would I think that?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know, impress somebody with the bottle.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: This is clearly written by somebody that doesn't drink.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Ozzy Ace, I think, would be impressed with that bottle.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_01: I think, who else is one of our big Kiss fans?
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_01: The Kiss Freaks.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the Kiss Freaks.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: They haven't listened in years, I don't think.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, true, probably not.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_01: But our good friend Ozzy Ace, he's a massive Kiss Freak.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: Would he be able to identify whether that's actually gin in that bottle or not?
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, well, good on Kiss.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_00: They're making money.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_00: I was worried about them for a minute that they were going to be homeless.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_01: Including the eye-catching silver and gold details
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: with all four band members metallically illustrated on each side of
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: Are there other sides of that bottle we could see?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: Is there any?
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing that I see.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking right now to see.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_01: They're on each side of the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't even know if...
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: Looking for more pictures of it.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even think Tommy Thayer is from Brooklyn, is he?
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm sure it's not Tommy Thayer.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure it's the spaceman.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't see any pictures of the back of the bottle anywhere.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think Eric Singer is from New York, is he?
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_00: That's the cat man.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_01: So it's not the members, it's the KISS imagery.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 30:31
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• 31:21
  SPEAKER_00: What is this, Monstrum Rum?
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, I'm finding pictures of other shit.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: The main label features a gold disc and the iconic landmarks of New York City and
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: the Manhattan skyline,
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: while the stunning art deco pattern behind the disc is based on the scales of
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: the Demon's Boots.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: See, not...
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_01: Not jeans boots, the demon's boots.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_01: The demon's boots.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: The label artwork is a stunning homage to Kistery and the band's musical roots.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: Now, see, they're playing up the bottle and the label more than the actual product.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, it's because
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_03: this shit is probably garbage.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, it's, you know, but the thing is, it's
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: just a bottle.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: It looks good, I guess.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's a collectible, Neely.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_00: It'll be on eBay in no time.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_00: It probably is.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_00: Autographed empty bottle of cold gin.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_03: Cold gin?
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_03: Cold gin, people.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: Free on eBay.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_03: How do you buy Kiss
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_01: Cold Gin?
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: Online, people.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: Online.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: Launch promotion.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: Buy the four-bottle bundle.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: Don't buy one, people.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: Buy four.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: Now, whose table is that?
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's interesting.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_03: I can't even do it.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: Where did that picture come from?
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: From Kiss World.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_00: KissWorld.com.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: Is that an official picture?
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's from the Kiss website.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_03: What is that in the background?
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_03: Is that a laptop?
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_03: I guess, or napkins or something.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_03: Why would that be in the photo?
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot to take it off the table.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's bizarre.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's not bizarre, people.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_02: Those are Kiss napkins, people, for wiping your mouth off after drinking the cold gin.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_01: Buy the four-bottle bundle to receive a complete set of four exclusive guitar picks,
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: one of each design of the Starchild, the Demon, the Catman, and the Spaceman.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_01: Limited stock supply.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: The Kiss Cold Gin Launch Promotion,
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: each purchase receives an exclusive guitar pick,
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: design randomly allocated, limited stock supply.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: So you got to buy four bottles of this shit.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: Seems like a deal to me.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, four bottles.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss Cold Gin Tasting Notes.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: Now they're listing this as if they're
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sampling a fine wine.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: So the nose,
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_01: the smell of the gin,
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_01: it's spicy with clear tones of juniper,
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: a generous aroma, and a classic gin character.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: The palate,
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_01: the taste that is,
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well balanced with clear character of juniper,
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_01: citrus, and herbs, lemon peel, and angelica root.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, sounds amazing.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: Angelica root.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: Angelica root.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: And then the finish, which is the aftertaste, it intensifies and grows in the mouth.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of like my cock.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_00: That sounds terrible.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_01: Full-bodied.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_01: Clear and lasting character of Juniper with dry finish,
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_01: which is distinguishedly crisp and maintains an astringent character.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_01: Astringent.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: Nice word, publicist.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss remains one of the most influential bands in the history of rock and roll.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_01: After 45 years,
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss has earned more gold album records awards than any American band in the history
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_01: of the Recording Industry Association of America.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: That would be the RIAA, for those of you who like the abbreviated version.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_01: Gold and platinum certifications with 26 Kiss albums
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_01: and four solo albums released simultaneously.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: A feat never before achieved by any band.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_01: Today, Kiss has released 44 albums with 14 achieving platinum status
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: and three albums reaching multi-platinum.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: That's it?
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss has sold more than 100 million albums worldwide,
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: and their legacy continues to grow their fan base generation after generation.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_01: Kiss continues to build on the momentum recently generated by sold-out tour dates,
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: incredible media coverage,
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_01: and consistently phenomenal concert performances
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_01: on their end-of-the-road world tour, which is lasting for the next decade.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_01: Next decade?
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just kidding about that.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: I threw that in there.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_01: Which is scheduled to continue in 2021.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: For more information on the band's activities and events, go to kissonline.com.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_00: So there you are.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_00: I can't wait to not buy this.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's called gin, people.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_02: People.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's the gin you've been waiting for, people.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_02: We're not letting them sell beer tonight, people.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_00: It's just called gin.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_00: Would that shock you if they went that route?
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_00: No, of course not.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_00: You know, wouldn't shock me at all if they just totally went that route of just selling gin.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: Gin.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: Do you even know anybody who drinks gin?
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_00: Snoop Dogg.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_03: That would be it.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: Gin and juice.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know anybody who drinks gin and likes it.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_03: Does he still drink gin?
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_00: Probably if there's a sponsorship for it.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_01: And when was that popular?
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_01: Ninety-five?
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_03: Ninety-three.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_03: Ninety-three, yeah.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_01: Gin and juice.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_03: Laid back.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_03: Keeping my money on my mind.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_03: Laid back.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: Bring your own cup.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_01: And everybody puts their cup out there like they're begging for some gin.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, nickels.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_00: So stupid.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_00: It is.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, Snoop.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, it is amazing that that guy is still at the top of the fucking entertainment world.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well, to be honest with him,
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: and I'll give him props,
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: he's learned how to maintain and change with the environment
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: and keep himself current.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because he's still right up there.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_00: he was as recently as last year,
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_00: he was hosting the Go Big Show,
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_00: which is a game show, and he was hosting the Reunited Family Feud.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_00: And he had the stupid microphone to go with it.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, did he not perform at the Super Bowl this year as well?
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_01: He did.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was on the Super Bowl.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_01: So there you are.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_01: So his publicist or however he markets himself,
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_01: they've done a masterful job at keeping him relevant for the last 30 plus years.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, good on him.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_00: I like Snoop.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a Snoop fan.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: Not necessarily of all his music.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's done some really shitty records in his day, but most of them are pretty good.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I remember when he got busted out near Euclid for his bus got pulled over for weed.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_03: Out in Ohio?
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_03: That's just ridiculous.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: Craziness.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_01: So if you're drinking your gin and juice,
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_01: you probably want some kind of snacks to go along with it.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the food company Frito-Lay, which I'm sure you're familiar with.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: They make chips, corn chips, potatoes.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_01: Fritos.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: Fritos.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_01: The Frito Bandito, which would be racist today, I'm sure.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure it is.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_01: Did they issue a letter of apology for having the Frito Bandito from 50 years ago in the 70s?
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, normally I'd be telling you to stop saying that,
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: but we're not on YouTube anymore, so I get your chance.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, aye, aye, aye.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_01: I am the Frito Bandito.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_01: Remember that?
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: I love Frito's corn chips.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: I love them.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: He
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_01: was a bandit and he would hold you up for your Fritos.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_00: Now people would say, why are you picking on the Mexicans?
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_00: You're saying all the Mexicans are thieves.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_03: It was the Frito Bandito.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_01: He was.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_01: He loved Frito so much he would be willing to hold you up at pistol point.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_01: Pull out his pistol arrow and hold you at gunpoint to get your Fritos from you.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_01: So you had to keep an eye.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_01: You had to keep your head on a swivel to make sure that the Frito Bandito wasn't around.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_01: To take your corn cheeps.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: Cheeps.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_01: In the 70s,
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_01: we could have commercials that had a guy,
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_01: a Frito Bandito, who would steal
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_03: your corn chips.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and he'd give you such a headache that you needed anison when you got home.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_00: But you can't do that today.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, anyway,
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_01: the food company Frito-Lay has cut down the number of chips in each bag of Doritos
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_01: as record inflation has raised production expenses.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_01: So you get the same size bag, but you get like two or three less cheaps.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_03: They're cheaper.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_03: No, they're not cheaper.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_03: Less cheaps, but not cheaper.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_03: A bag of Doritos have five chips.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_03: Fewer chips than it used to.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_03: This is an outrage.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: The company told Quartz inflation is hitting everyone.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: We took just a little bit out of the bag so we can give you the same price
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: and you can keep enjoying our cheaps.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_03: You're not giving me the same price.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_03: You're giving me a higher price for less chips.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you're paying the same price for less chips.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_03: So you're getting a higher price per chip.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_01: Other ubiquitous consumer products have fallen victim to shrinkflation, Quartz reported.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_01: Bounty has cut three sheets from each roll of paper towels.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_03: And a box of Wheat Thins now has 28 fewer crackers.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, wait a minute.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_03: Weren't there more crackers in this box?
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_03: Hey.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_00: There's two ounces less beer in this can.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: Under the Biden administration, inflation has skyrocketed.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: Inflation reached a 40-year high last month, even before Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_01: Wait a minute.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's misinformation.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: Russia created all of the inflation problems we're having.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: At least that's what Jen Psaki has been saying.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_00: I wish you would get
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_01: it right.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's all Trump's fault.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_01: Right, of course.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_01: Before Russia's invasion of Ukraine caused energy prices to surge,
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: the cost of food accounts for much of the inflation,
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_01: which grocery prices up 8.6% from last year.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_01: So you get less cheaps in your bag.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_01: Less cheaps?
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_01: Less cheaps.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_01: Damn it.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: So for those of you who are counting on a full bag of cheaps, don't count on it.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_02: But watch the ones you get down with some cold gin, people.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_01: So have yourself some cold gin.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: Enjoy your shorted bag of cheaps.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_01: And vote Democrat
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_03: come the midterms.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_03: No, don't even joke about that.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_03: No joking about that at all.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_03: Don't be a moron.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_03: Just vote for more.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_03: Just vote for more of pain and suffering.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_03: I hate this fucking place that we're in now.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_03: Just keep doing it.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck that.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: I heard you want to be a frito bandido like me.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_02: You do?
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: Then you must sing the bandido song.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_02: Let's sing together.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: You just follow the bouncing fritos corn chips bag.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_02: Ay, ay, ay, ay.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_02: I am the frito bandido.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_02: I like fritos corn chips.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_02: I love them, I do.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_02: I want fritos corn chips.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'll get them from you.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_02: Ay, ay, ay, ay.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I am the Frito Bandito.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: Give me Fritos Corn Chips and I'll be your friend.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_02: The Frito Bandito you must not offend.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: Now, boys and girls, you are Frito Banditos too.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: You sing the Frito Bandito song and you're loco for crunchy Fritos Corn Chips.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: Munch, munch, munchy, bunchy Fritos Corn Chips.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, all right.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: You're a loco Frito friend.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're a loco Frito friend.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm crazy.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm crazy for Coco Puffs.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm crazy for Fritos Cheeps.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_03: Cheeps.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_03: So fucking funny, man.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: I go loco for the Coco Chip.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's back when things used to be fun.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's a day gone by.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_01: All the fun in the world is gone.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_01: Sure is.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_01: How about Chiquita Bananas?
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_00: Can't have that anymore.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_03: Can't have that?
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_00: Chiquita Banana.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_00: I remember the song, but I can't really think of it.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_00: Get the Chiquita Banana and a nice warm treat or something.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_00: I forget how that one went.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say Bananas have to ripen in a certain way and
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_02: when they're flecked with brown and have a golden hue Bananas taste the best and are
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: the best for you.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_02: You can put them in a salad.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: Ew!
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_02: No, not yet, my dear.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_02: That greenish way you're looking means that you are ripe for cooking.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_02: How about me?
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_02: No, no.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_02: When you are fully ripe, my dear, those little flecks of brown appear.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_02: You're most digestible my friend, delicious too from end to end.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_02: You can put them in a pie, any way you want to eat them.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's impossible to beat them, but bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equator.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_02: Never put bananas in the refrigerator.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_02: Bananas are a solid food that doctors now include in baby's diet.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_02: And since they are so good for baby, I think we all should try it.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, see, see, see, see.
• 48:06
  Wow.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_00: That's something.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_00: I
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: don't know.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: You like bananas?
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_03: I do.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: them here.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't buy them.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_01: But if, you know, I will eat one.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Ugh.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_00: They just, to me, are literally like nature's vomit.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's potassium.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of potassium in bananas.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's got the same texture as vomit, like chunks of vomit.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_00: You start chewing it up,
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_00: and it feels the same as when you're puking up a fucking spaghetti dinner
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_00: or something.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_01: Spaghetti dinner?
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's fucking gross.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there you are.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: The racist, the, you know, Frito-Lay cheeps.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm surprised we're allowed to hear that.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: Not allowed to hear that.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't hear it here on Rumble.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, or Big Shooter Odyssey.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_03: That free right wing platform.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_01: You write wingers.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_01: You write wingers who talk about honesty and actually say stuff that disagrees with
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_01: the narrative.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get the fuck out of here.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 49:24
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• 49:28
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• 49:31
  SPEAKER_01: And how did they find that, Chris?
• 49:33
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• 49:36
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• 49:36
  SPEAKER_00: We have a lot of fun in there other than just the Chat room and the extra episodes.
• 49:43
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• 50:32
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• 50:33
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• 50:34
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• 50:39
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• 50:41
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• 50:42
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• 50:44
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• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's a dollar and a quarter a week.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_01: And, uh, you'll spend way more than that.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_01: Just going to one concert for the entire year.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_01: Spend more than that for a beer.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_01: So, uh, Anyway,
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_01: don't forget to turn your clocks forward for those of you who are in areas where
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_01: the clocks move forward because we are now into springtime.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yippee, now it's 4.15.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_00: Great.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like you have to be anywhere.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_00: No, it doesn't affect me any other than I'll go to bed at 1 in the afternoon instead of 12.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: We'll turn those clocks ahead.
• 51:26
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• 51:30
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• 51:32
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• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_01: So, uh, I will let you pick a departing song there, Mr. Aiken.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_00: So how about, um,
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_00: how about,
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_00: um, spaghetti Western from, uh, Primus since we were talking about spit cowboys.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't think you liked Primus.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_00: Not a huge fan,
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_00: but just when you were playing the whole,
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_00: I could picture the fucking hat and whatever.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, huh, you know, that's something you'd see in a Spaghetti Western.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_00: And the song just came to mind.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_01: And what comes to mind, Mr. Aiken?
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_00: Primus.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_00: Primus comes to mind.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: But we're going to get out of here.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_01: We'll be back next Saturday night.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_01: So until next Saturday, this is Neely along with my very good friend.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: Chris Agan.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_01: And we're gone.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_00: Bye, kids.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_01: See ya.