Latest / Mikey and Bob / 12 Days of Washy Washy
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one kiss.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Morning freak kill you spell your coffee?
- 0:05Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, oh no, get and paper towels. Oh
- 0:11Speaker 3: it wasn't like the full coffee, was it. No, it's
- 0:15Speaker 3: a little bit.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Yeah. What happened? Mike was out and they hit it.
- 0:23Speaker 3: Oh no, it is the microphone. It's not getting near
- 0:28Speaker 3: the electronic No, all right, are we good?
- 0:32Speaker 2: I want to wipe it all up. I won't admit
- 0:34Speaker 2: to that.
- 0:36Speaker 3: I won't admit the wide coffee getting into the controls
- 0:39Speaker 3: or anything like that.
- 0:40Speaker 2: To that on a hot mic here.
- 0:42Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, if all of a sudden you hear a
- 0:44Speaker 3: zip zip zoop and me and Bob go off the air,
- 0:47Speaker 3: guess what wasn't coffee?
- 0:50Speaker 2: Was not coffee that you heard.
- 0:55Speaker 4: Right over there?
- 0:56Speaker 2: Did you get more paper towels? Anymore paper towels? Oh boy?
- 1:01Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:01Speaker 2: Oh? What's Oh? I just I don't want, oh, I
- 1:05Speaker 2: don't want.
- 1:05Speaker 3: You just spilled coffee around a bunch of electronics.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Alright, I'm good, I'm good. Are we safe? Yeah? Are
- 1:13Speaker 2: we still on the air? I don't know.
- 1:16Speaker 3: I never really know if we're on the air. Do
- 1:21Speaker 3: you got iced coffee left? The how much spill out?
- 1:23Speaker 3: It just a little bit like the top. Okay, top,
- 1:27Speaker 3: give it's all drippy. It's all drippy. I got I
- 1:29Speaker 3: gotta nurse it back to health. Okay, it's it's all drippy.
- 1:33Speaker 2: I heard it.
- 1:33Speaker 3: So you put the lid back on and then it's
- 1:37Speaker 3: it's drippy around the lid.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Yeah, clean up.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I nurse it back to health and you get
- 1:42Speaker 3: on you. You need to clean yourself up.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Okay. You want to wipe me down, Let me wipe
- 1:48Speaker 2: you wipe down? You want to wipe me down?
- 1:52Speaker 5: Done?
- 1:53Speaker 2: What you want to come over here? Wipe me down?
- 1:55Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:56Speaker 2: Buddies want to wipe each color?
- 1:57Speaker 4: Done?
- 1:57Speaker 2: Oh look something wrong with that big guy? Spilled coffee?
- 2:01Speaker 2: Well might be done over there.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Yeah, give it a sip now though, make sure it's
- 2:11Speaker 3: still good. Huh raw, Wow, you need to get it
- 2:16Speaker 3: together to panic.
- 2:19Speaker 2: All right?
- 2:19Speaker 3: All right, you did through your You threw your your
- 2:23Speaker 3: iced coffee straw out of the way so you can
- 2:26Speaker 3: get to the paper towels.
- 2:28Speaker 6: How was that?
- 2:29Speaker 2: What was that? No? Eight three? Whoa good ice coffee?
- 2:37Speaker 2: To start today? Here? I had to shaking up a
- 2:40Speaker 2: little bit despite some of it trickling out. That's a
- 2:43Speaker 2: bad coffee spill.
- 2:44Speaker 3: That you want to spill your coffee on like uh
- 2:49Speaker 3: the seven two day or something like that.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Ready to go here, Yeah, okay, I think so starting now. Yeah,
- 3:01Speaker 2: that was actually the start of the show, Bud. Okay,
- 3:07Speaker 2: thank you, Bob.
- 3:07Speaker 3: It is the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 3:11Speaker 3: I had a stupid day yesterday. I was at work
- 3:14Speaker 3: till two o'clock in the afternoon. It's the dumbest thing, too,
- 3:17Speaker 3: It's the dumbest thing. Let me doing work. Let me
- 3:19Speaker 3: fill everybody in here. Actually I was doing work because
- 3:22Speaker 3: I had to wait for somebody to come unlock my car.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Let me just take everybody back because this has been
- 3:27Speaker 3: something that's been going on since stuff a bus. I
- 3:31Speaker 3: don't know what's wrong with my brain. But like I
- 3:35Speaker 3: took my uh, took my wife Jamie her tahoe to
- 3:38Speaker 3: work a couple of times, you know, a couple of
- 3:41Speaker 3: weeks ago, and I had like my key fob for
- 3:46Speaker 3: my for my car, and for some reason, as I
- 3:51Speaker 3: was getting in her car in my garage, I set
- 3:53Speaker 3: it on top of my roof, like I'll remember this
- 3:55Speaker 3: when I get home. Of course I never remember it, right.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Put this here for safe keeping so that the next morning,
- 4:01Speaker 3: I'm driving away and I hear something like you know,
- 4:04Speaker 3: I got I'm going to work, and like I make
- 4:06Speaker 3: a turn and all I hear is thinking. I'm like, oh, oh,
- 4:10Speaker 3: I wonder what that was. And I still didn't remember.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Then five minutes later, I'm like, it's my key. That's
- 4:15Speaker 3: my key, is what it was? Is my key just
- 4:17Speaker 3: flew off my car, right, So I couldn't find it, right,
- 4:23Speaker 3: So then I have another key fob. Well that's got
- 4:26Speaker 3: a little battery though, so it won't unlock my doors,
- 4:30Speaker 3: but it'll start my car. So then I get in
- 4:32Speaker 3: the Hyundai app because it got something where you can
- 4:35Speaker 3: remote start it if you pay for like Blue Link or.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Something like that. Yeah, so that's my backup. Right.
- 4:41Speaker 3: For whatever reason, yesterday that stopped working. So I have
- 4:45Speaker 3: the key to my car and the other The other day,
- 4:48Speaker 3: me and Bob were out there in the cold trying
- 4:50Speaker 3: to figure out how to manually get in my car
- 4:52Speaker 3: because on.
- 4:54Speaker 2: The door handle they usually got under it where you
- 4:56Speaker 2: can put the key in and turn it.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Yeah, your key fob, you can wa you're pulling out
- 5:00Speaker 3: like a sword and there's your car key.
- 5:02Speaker 7: Right.
- 5:02Speaker 3: We couldn't figure it out the other day, couldn't figure
- 5:04Speaker 3: it out. We were like, what the hell is going on?
- 5:06Speaker 3: So I'm sitting in the parking lot yesterday like twenty
- 5:08Speaker 3: degree weather. Finally I get h I get some roadside assistance,
- 5:14Speaker 3: you know. She pulls up and she's just like, sit
- 5:17Speaker 3: your battery. I'm like, no, it's not my battery. It's
- 5:19Speaker 3: a key fop thing. And she's looking at me like
- 5:21Speaker 3: it's everybody's battery right now, dude, right right right, doesn't
- 5:25Speaker 3: believe you. So then she she she looks down under
- 5:29Speaker 3: where the key goes right and I'm like, yeah, I
- 5:32Speaker 3: already tried that for some reason. Me and my large
- 5:35Speaker 3: friend were fiddling with that. She takes the key, pops
- 5:38Speaker 3: off part of my door handle. Boom, there's a key
- 5:40Speaker 3: hole right there, puts it in. She was there for
- 5:43Speaker 3: maybe a minute and I'm like, oh cool, that's been
- 5:46Speaker 3: this has been like anxiety for me for the last week.
- 5:49Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's how it does. You pop the
- 5:51Speaker 2: thing off.
- 5:51Speaker 3: So you had to take a piece of the door
- 5:53Speaker 3: handle off. Yeah, we were going under it. We needed
- 5:56Speaker 3: to go under it and then pull and pop it off.
- 5:58Speaker 3: And then the key hole's right there. Dude, it was
- 6:01Speaker 3: one of the dumbest moments of my life. And I'm like,
- 6:04Speaker 3: I don't even know what to say to you. I'm
- 6:06Speaker 3: so sorry. She was like, you're good now, yeah, you
- 6:08Speaker 3: need more help. Well I gave her beer too, Okay,
- 6:12Speaker 3: well I gave her beer in fifteen bucks.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Because I get it's all through my Hyundai things.
- 6:17Speaker 3: So they're like, because I was like, I don't need
- 6:19Speaker 3: roadside assistance, I'll figure this out, They're like it's free
- 6:22Speaker 3: with your plan, I'm like, all right, send them. And
- 6:24Speaker 3: then I just felt so bad, and she's looking at
- 6:26Speaker 3: me like, man, you did need dan?
- 6:29Speaker 1: I did?
- 6:30Speaker 2: Hell, yeah I did. You pretended like you Well, then
- 6:33Speaker 2: I had two cases of our stuff bus Bruce.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, I had two cases because do Daddy
- 6:40Speaker 3: Brewery and Kelly Hade Pizza. You know they're doing the
- 6:42Speaker 3: stuff stuff a bus Bruce. I had two cases that
- 6:46Speaker 3: were sitting on top of my car because I couldn't
- 6:48Speaker 3: get in my car to put them in, so they're
- 6:49Speaker 3: sitting on my roof. And you know, she shows up
- 6:52Speaker 3: and I'm just like, well, you want to take some
- 6:54Speaker 3: beer with you too? She like yeah, I'm like all right, well, here's.
- 6:58Speaker 2: A little tip too. Sorry, I wasted your time, just
- 7:00Speaker 2: so stupid. You know what I need to do?
- 7:04Speaker 3: What's the guy on TikTok that I always see on
- 7:06Speaker 3: the commercial, the guy who like dad guy dude. I
- 7:10Speaker 3: got to start following that guy man, because I cannot
- 7:13Speaker 3: help myself sometimes.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Solve all the problem.
- 7:16Speaker 2: That's what I need, man, I need a dad to
- 7:18Speaker 2: tell me what the help do.
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- 7:58Speaker 3: your talkback messages here again. You want to be part
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- 8:05Speaker 2: Was going on.
- 8:05Speaker 6: Fellow George, you're still catching up on Monday Mornings podcast.
- 8:08Speaker 3: There is our guy. George came out the Stuff Bus
- 8:11Speaker 3: last week. You appreciate it our toy drive. You helped
- 8:14Speaker 3: us stuff eighty six buses full of toys. George is
- 8:17Speaker 3: the man the.
- 8:18Speaker 2: Whole talk about the Mike and Bob Kahn gave me
- 8:20Speaker 2: an idea. How about for next.
- 8:22Speaker 9: Year's stuff of us as many of the listeners that
- 8:25Speaker 9: send in the talk back messages as we can. Yeah,
- 8:28Speaker 9: why don't we all try to get together instead a
- 8:30Speaker 9: date where we.
- 8:31Speaker 2: All show up. It's a good idea. George, Oh, y'all
- 8:34Speaker 2: take it easy. I'll take it easier. That's a good idea.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Like all the people like George and you know our
- 8:40Speaker 3: cast of characters, Raccoon and Tim, like, we pick one
- 8:43Speaker 3: night at stuff Bus next year, and it's almost like
- 8:45Speaker 3: a show character night, you know, all everybody to gather
- 8:49Speaker 3: the people that just you know, send us messages all
- 8:51Speaker 3: the time that you know, supported the show and sort
- 8:55Speaker 3: of better thing right part of the show.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Let's get to another one here. Good morning, gentlemen. Catching
- 9:00Speaker 2: up on the podcast for the last couple of days.
- 9:02Speaker 2: I was just calling in to congratulate both you and
- 9:04Speaker 2: the City of Pittsburgh for unlocking a new achievement. You
- 9:08Speaker 2: have unlocked the hinds Ward level of buses stuff this year.
- 9:12Speaker 2: It's stuffer Bus eighty six suffer bus.
- 9:15Speaker 3: Don't trust the fart, sell the team, all right, stuff
- 9:19Speaker 3: the bus, sell the team, And yeah, don't trust the
- 9:23Speaker 3: fart all right. Let's get to another stuff bus talkback
- 9:26Speaker 3: massage here.
- 9:27Speaker 10: Hey guys, congratulations on eighty six buses. Yeah, but I
- 9:30Speaker 10: have to say, for me, it hit home when you
- 9:33Speaker 10: did show the warehouse on Instagram and everything being unloaded
- 9:36Speaker 10: all at once, all in the same room. Yeah, And
- 9:38Speaker 10: it is truly mind blowing what everybody accomplished this year.
- 9:42Speaker 2: And you should be extremely proud of yourselves.
- 9:45Speaker 10: And it's almost like the bikes, Like you can sit
- 9:47Speaker 10: here and say two three hundred bikes were donated, but
- 9:49Speaker 10: when you walk in and you see two three hundred
- 9:51Speaker 10: bikes in one spot at one time, it's mind blowing.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Yeah, love you guys.
- 9:56Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to go to uh the ninety six
- 9:59Speaker 3: one kiss pg Instagram account and go to our like
- 10:03Speaker 3: go to our highlights and go to stuff Bus twenty
- 10:06Speaker 3: twenty five.
- 10:07Speaker 2: It's first one on there and just go through that.
- 10:09Speaker 3: That'll give you the weakest stuff a bus and sort
- 10:12Speaker 3: of a lot of the magic that was going on.
- 10:14Speaker 3: But you get you got to see the Toys for
- 10:16Speaker 3: Tots warehouse, like you've got to see where the toys went,
- 10:19Speaker 3: because you know, it's a big open room and in
- 10:22Speaker 3: the corner you see like you know, over two hundred bikes,
- 10:26Speaker 3: a sea of bicycles, and it's it's crazy looking. And
- 10:30Speaker 3: then you just see all those big cardboard Toys for
- 10:33Speaker 3: Tots boxes, just a bunch of them all lined up,
- 10:37Speaker 3: and then you know, I was like saying this yesterday.
- 10:40Speaker 3: I thought like, wow, it seemed like there was a
- 10:41Speaker 3: lot more toys than that.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Oh they're not even.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Undone packing the track trailer. Yeah, like they just started.
- 10:48Speaker 3: So yeah, I agree with that. It really, you know,
- 10:52Speaker 3: because there's toys on the bus and then we put
- 10:54Speaker 3: them on a tractor trailer and it really sort of
- 10:57Speaker 3: you really sort of get to see your impact when
- 11:00Speaker 3: you see just the sheer amount of toys that eighty
- 11:04Speaker 3: six school buses phils. It's it's pretty incredible. So again,
- 11:09Speaker 3: you know, we'll keep saying thank you until we're on
- 11:11Speaker 3: our holiday break. But you all make us look a
- 11:14Speaker 3: lot cooler than we are because a lot of people
- 11:16Speaker 3: give us credit for stuff a bus and we just again,
- 11:20Speaker 3: I were saying this over the stuff bus week last
- 11:23Speaker 3: week and everything. We're like ins or mal sandas. Now
- 11:25Speaker 3: we just stand in the parking lot and chat with
- 11:27Speaker 3: people and take pictures and the real work gets done
- 11:31Speaker 3: around us. And that includes all of you who came
- 11:33Speaker 3: out last week or donated it any way possible to
- 11:37Speaker 3: help stuff eighty six buses for the Marines Toys for
- 11:39Speaker 3: Tots program. There's gonna be a lot of kids in
- 11:41Speaker 3: this area that are going to have a great holiday
- 11:43Speaker 3: thanks to all the ins.
- 11:46Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 11:50Speaker 3: Hey, it's colot cloudy today. Highs in the upper thirties,
- 11:55Speaker 3: but we got a wintry mix headed our way overnight.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Never like a wintery man, you know.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Just give me snow ah lot, wintery mix, frozen nahs.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Tighten up.
- 12:08Speaker 3: I missed son on my skin. It's mikeym Bob A
- 12:13Speaker 3: Kiss Morning Free show. Watch Mondaynight Football. Last night, No
- 12:17Speaker 3: Chargers Eagles. Chargers ended up winning twenty two to nineteen,
- 12:21Speaker 3: So the Chargers are nine and four now. As rooting
- 12:24Speaker 3: for the Eagles last night. So I want to see
- 12:25Speaker 3: AFC teams that are like pretty good and around the
- 12:27Speaker 3: Steelers lose. You know, Jalen Hurts had four interceptions and
- 12:33Speaker 3: two turnovers on one play. It's first time since the
- 12:35Speaker 3: seventies that one player had two turnovers on one play.
- 12:39Speaker 3: He threw an interception. Guy from the Chargers intercept it,
- 12:43Speaker 3: then he fumbles. Jalen Hurts picks it back up, is like, oh,
- 12:47Speaker 3: I got it again, and then he fumbled like two
- 12:49Speaker 3: turnovers on one play. So yeah, Chargers beat the Eagles
- 12:54Speaker 3: last night Monday Night Football. And you'd also see the
- 12:57Speaker 3: report for the Indianapolis Colts, no either. Bring The reason
- 13:00Speaker 3: I bring up like Chargers and Colts stuff is like
- 13:03Speaker 3: things are headed the way where we might play one
- 13:05Speaker 3: of these teams in the playoffs.
- 13:07Speaker 2: You know, if we win a this might be a
- 13:10Speaker 2: team that's coming. At a time.
- 13:12Speaker 3: The Colts, Daniel Jones, their quarterback, was having a great season.
- 13:16Speaker 3: He like blows a c L or something he's done
- 13:18Speaker 3: for the season. And then Adam Schefter and all the
- 13:22Speaker 3: NFL insiders yesterday before Monday and Football started reporting the
- 13:26Speaker 3: Colts are bringing in forty four year.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Old Philip Rivers for a little tryot.
- 13:32Speaker 3: And the reason I bring that up is because don't
- 13:35Speaker 3: you say his name, You better hope they don't dunst
- 13:38Speaker 3: them off. I'm gonna say it one time. Okay, you
- 13:42Speaker 3: might a couple throws.
- 13:45Speaker 2: A couple No, no, no, I'm stretching out what that's one.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Don't say it three times, Earl show up, don Acker, Sure, okay,
- 13:58Speaker 2: nobody get anybody, no get any ideas.
- 14:01Speaker 3: They were in the same draft class, right, yeah, yeah,
- 14:05Speaker 3: with Eli Manning, Philip Rivers, Ben roeth Wesberger.
- 14:08Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, oh man, watch out a couple
- 14:17Speaker 2: more he does it. A couple more bullets in the chamber,
- 14:20Speaker 2: he does it. Philip Rivers has unlimited bullets in his chamber.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Some people get that one.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Let's get to de Bow and Joe former Steelers here,
- 14:33Speaker 3: James Harrison and Joe Hayden. They have their own podcast
- 14:36Speaker 3: now de Bo and Joe seems like just sort of weekly.
- 14:39Speaker 3: We go to this podcast, we go to Cam's podcast,
- 14:41Speaker 3: we go to Ben's podcast, just to see, you know,
- 14:44Speaker 3: take sort of the temperature for current player and some
- 14:47Speaker 3: former players.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Well, Ben's sort of teeter and now he saw it.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Philip rivers.
- 14:52Speaker 3: You know, he's been in his backyard and slanging that thing,
- 14:55Speaker 3: throwing it at hunting targets. Though, like usually he'd be out.
- 14:58Speaker 2: There like with Keeslin and bow and air like trying
- 15:01Speaker 2: to hit the bull's eye. He's got football there, he's
- 15:03Speaker 2: got lights.
- 15:04Speaker 3: He's got lights out, so you can do it at
- 15:06Speaker 3: night too, just out there chucking footballs, hitting trees and stuff.
- 15:10Speaker 3: Woa still got old helmet on. Dude, it's Uncle Rico
- 15:15Speaker 3: and Napoleon Dynamite. To a team, to a team, I
- 15:18Speaker 3: still got it. Here's Debo and Joe after the winning
- 15:21Speaker 3: Baltimore James Harrison talking about you know how he feels
- 15:24Speaker 3: about coach Tomlin.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Now, I think he did a better job because we won.
- 15:29Speaker 3: WHOA wait a minute, you mean to tell me that
- 15:32Speaker 3: you think coach Tomlin did a better job in the
- 15:34Speaker 3: previous game because instead.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Of losing what they won.
- 15:37Speaker 11: The only thing for me that would keep him with
- 15:42Speaker 11: me if I'm in the owner's hat, is I need
- 15:44Speaker 11: a chip.
- 15:44Speaker 3: I need to win a championship. Yeah, that's gotta win
- 15:47Speaker 3: a championship. That's the only way Tomlins stays super Bowler boss.
- 15:51Speaker 2: If James Harrison on the Steelers, Like.
- 15:53Speaker 11: If you win at all, I don't care what your
- 15:55Speaker 11: numbers are because you found a way to win the chip.
- 15:58Speaker 11: But if you don't, then now I have to look
- 16:00Speaker 11: at it in terms of what it is.
- 16:02Speaker 2: And that's numbers.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Okay, Like if the Steelers make the AFC title game
- 16:06Speaker 3: this year, like nobody's going to be like, oh, get
- 16:09Speaker 3: rid of home, Like it's just like it's not gonna happen.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Does anybody enjoy it in sports anymore? Like does anybody
- 16:16Speaker 3: enjoy it anymore? Or do you just let it ruin
- 16:18Speaker 3: your week? Like they won and we're talking about like
- 16:21Speaker 3: better when the chip or he's getting fired, Like just
- 16:23Speaker 3: enjoy the week of Like, hey, we're in first place,
- 16:26Speaker 3: we beat the raven take a victory.
- 16:30Speaker 11: Here's the problem. We won a playoff game. And if
- 16:33Speaker 11: I'm seeing these numbers and we don't get the chip,
- 16:38Speaker 11: these numbers don't work. It's either going to be a
- 16:40Speaker 11: chip the super Bowl win it, or I need to
- 16:44Speaker 11: see drastic changes. The definition of insanity is doing the
- 16:49Speaker 11: same thing and expecting the different results and we're not.
- 16:51Speaker 11: We're doing the same thing and we're getting the same results.
- 16:54Speaker 3: I know a lot of people say that but if
- 16:56Speaker 3: you really look at it, like, dude, we brought in
- 16:58Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers, so.
- 16:59Speaker 2: We weren't doing this same thing there, you know. Now
- 17:01Speaker 2: they tried been drafted offensive linemen.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Yeah, we we signed We've signed so many and traded
- 17:09Speaker 3: for so many like former priv stuff like that, you know,
- 17:13Speaker 3: like we signed DK Metcalf. They've been doing things different.
- 17:18Speaker 3: Now the result has been somewhat the same as just
- 17:22Speaker 3: a mediocre team, but they have tried different things this year.
- 17:26Speaker 11: Winning hides a lot of things, then losing shows everything.
- 17:32Speaker 3: Yeah, he played for the Bengals, you played for the Patriots,
- 17:35Speaker 3: and you know you weren't undefeated when you played here,
- 17:38Speaker 3: you know, not at all.
- 17:39Speaker 2: But that's the whole thing. We're part of some bad tames.
- 17:42Speaker 3: It's like Ben and James Harrison former Steelers that get microphones.
- 17:46Speaker 2: They just act like back in mind, Dad, It's like, yeah,
- 17:49Speaker 2: you guys.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Lost all the time too, you know, like it's what
- 17:52Speaker 3: it is, like we we if we really count Lombard's here,
- 17:56Speaker 3: you know.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Chuck nol four, Tomlin won car one very much back
- 18:01Speaker 2: in my day. It is it is stay off mind,
- 18:03Speaker 2: think it would happen this fast, But it's like a
- 18:05Speaker 2: couple of years after they retire as.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Soon as they get a podcast, dude, that's it. They
- 18:08Speaker 3: gotta they gotta get a thing to say and then
- 18:11Speaker 3: yell at the current team like, oh no, they doing it,
- 18:14Speaker 3: like you know how you know how slow you were
- 18:17Speaker 3: at the end, James Harrison. Oh, you played for the
- 18:20Speaker 3: Bengals and Patriots. Hey, there might be a quarterback sitting
- 18:23Speaker 3: over in a mansion in so Wickly though. No, no,
- 18:26Speaker 3: if somebody wants to get a chip, he might still
- 18:28Speaker 3: have a couple throws in.
- 18:29Speaker 2: On arm do it, don't do it?
- 18:33Speaker 3: I said it once, you say it two more times,
- 18:35Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, big band, Will Howard's out
- 18:39Speaker 3: and we got an emergency quarterback. Here.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Benji shows up on Will howard Jersey. He disguises his voice.
- 18:51Speaker 3: It's your only shade, Buddies, Mike and Bob the ninety
- 18:54Speaker 3: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to
- 18:56Speaker 3: another talkback message year before we get to today in
- 18:58Speaker 3: Freak Show history, you could send them through the free
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- 19:03Speaker 2: Hey, good morning fellas, Spashion. The guy who's scared America rounds.
- 19:06Speaker 2: All right, guy, Who's Scared America runs again?
- 19:08Speaker 3: Here? All right?
- 19:09Speaker 2: Catch up on all the podcasts. Got a couple of things.
- 19:12Speaker 12: Number one, the clip of Bob and the Santa and
- 19:15Speaker 12: shirtless almost sent me into a spiral.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Uh yeah, big opening of the show yesterday.
- 19:22Speaker 3: Bob was was mailed to Santa Beard of Santa Hat
- 19:26Speaker 3: and some some nipple covers and that's how we started
- 19:29Speaker 3: the show Bob with Shirtless yesterday. By the way, if
- 19:32Speaker 3: you'd like to see that video, it is Uh it's
- 19:35Speaker 3: up on the ninety six to one kiss Instagram account
- 19:39Speaker 3: me and Bob's personal instagram's FS mikey FS Big Bob celebration.
- 19:43Speaker 2: It was, It was.
- 19:44Speaker 3: It was the stuff of post stuff stuff, a bus celebration,
- 19:49Speaker 3: celebration of nipples and your body.
- 19:53Speaker 12: Number two, you guys deserve your flowers while you're here.
- 19:56Speaker 12: You always say that you don't give yourself enough credit.
- 19:59Speaker 12: And number three, here I'd ride.
- 20:02Speaker 3: A whoa, that's a big commitment right there. He's Scared
- 20:07Speaker 3: America rounds but he said he'd he ride one. Do
- 20:10Speaker 3: we share the bench? Probably Like if he's I'm not
- 20:15Speaker 3: much to leave the ground, and if he's scared of him,
- 20:18Speaker 3: not much of a horse rider.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Huh, I'm not.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I'm not knowing.
- 20:22Speaker 3: We'll climb up on horsey out there, you know, climb
- 20:24Speaker 3: up on anything much climber. The bench is your go
- 20:31Speaker 3: to depends on how big of a boy is, Whether
- 20:35Speaker 3: you two could share a bench.
- 20:37Speaker 2: What size it. You know, we squash in.
- 20:40Speaker 3: It's safer at Kenny would left room to tumble out
- 20:44Speaker 3: if we squashed in.
- 20:45Speaker 2: He guys are like each other. Safety hardis says, all right,
- 20:50Speaker 2: no room to move in there.
- 20:51Speaker 3: Both of you side by side on the kennywood, a
- 20:54Speaker 3: Maraga round bench.
- 20:56Speaker 2: And then you know, now we might not to grease
- 20:59Speaker 2: you both up there.
- 21:01Speaker 3: Might help getting out pushing from the back, just boo.
- 21:05Speaker 3: All right, let's get to today in free show history.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Take you back to a moment in the show that
- 21:11Speaker 3: made us laugh, made us smile. There was a warning
- 21:15Speaker 3: I believe this was last year, two years ago from
- 21:17Speaker 3: the Park Service about people that were licking psychedelic toads,
- 21:22Speaker 3: you know, to get high.
- 21:24Speaker 2: We read Facebook comments on that, so let's get to
- 21:26Speaker 2: that area.
- 21:31Speaker 13: Today.
- 21:32Speaker 2: Ee.
- 21:38Speaker 3: These are Facebook comments after the Park Service puts out
- 21:41Speaker 3: a warning for people to stop getting high by licking
- 21:43Speaker 3: psychedelic toads.
- 21:45Speaker 2: We will start here with jeremy R. Careful licking them toads,
- 21:48Speaker 2: you'll trip balls.
- 21:49Speaker 3: And enter another dimension. All right, this is what is
- 21:52Speaker 3: gonna be like threatening Allen d here, I remember this.
- 21:56Speaker 3: If you grew up in the seventies or eighties, you
- 21:59Speaker 3: know we licked every thing. Wonder if my cousin Will
- 22:01Speaker 3: remembers that one time out in the woods. All right, Alan,
- 22:05Speaker 3: I don't know if we needed to post that comment publicly.
- 22:07Speaker 3: You know, his cousin Will too, is like an administrator
- 22:10Speaker 3: someplazer has like a corporate job, and.
- 22:12Speaker 2: He's just like, why did you check?
- 22:14Speaker 3: He has to text his cousin Alan for the first
- 22:17Speaker 3: time in like eight years, and he's like, Dude, I
- 22:19Speaker 3: saw what.
- 22:19Speaker 2: You posted on Facebook. Don't tell people we used to
- 22:22Speaker 2: lick things in the woods as kids. Dax's ass here,
- 22:26Speaker 2: what part of that toad do I have to lick?
- 22:29Speaker 2: Asking for a friend? Are you? Are you really asking
- 22:33Speaker 2: for a friend? Ax? Or do you want to lick
- 22:35Speaker 2: the toad buddy again?
- 22:37Speaker 3: These are Facebook comments after the National Park Service issues
- 22:39Speaker 3: a warning about licking psychedelic toads. Patty A lick the toad,
- 22:44Speaker 3: then lick a nine volt battery and I heard you
- 22:47Speaker 3: will shoot a bolt of lightning out of your ass.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Patty, I don't know if that's right. I didn't read
- 22:54Speaker 2: that anywhere. Patty Paul are here.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Beware not all frogs will get you high if you
- 22:59Speaker 3: lick them, because I licked one before and it didn't work.
- 23:02Speaker 2: You can't just lick any frog though, That's not how
- 23:05Speaker 2: this works.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Andrea asked, summer camp in the eighties, okay, across the
- 23:11Speaker 3: bridge from Oaks Park, they had us licking banana slugs
- 23:16Speaker 3: to see if our tongues would go numb.
- 23:18Speaker 4: All right.
- 23:18Speaker 3: I don't know who your camp counselors were, but they
- 23:20Speaker 3: shouldn't have had you licking things like that.
- 23:22Speaker 2: The eighties were a different animal man. Seventies and eighties.
- 23:26Speaker 2: I lick in everything. You touch a bat into your tongue,
- 23:31Speaker 2: you'd let you know what.
- 23:33Speaker 3: We don't lick things like we used to do back
- 23:35Speaker 3: in my day. Well what happened to us as the
- 23:38Speaker 3: country gone? So we used to lick everything, Now now
- 23:42Speaker 3: we can't lick toads. Come on more Facebook comments here
- 23:46Speaker 3: as National Park Service warns people about licking psychedelic toads.
- 23:50Speaker 3: Lisa jay I had a cousin growing up, who used
- 23:52Speaker 3: to lick his iguana.
- 23:53Speaker 2: We always thought he was weird, all right, Listen, that
- 23:56Speaker 2: does nothing licking in iguana? He was, he was weird.
- 24:00Speaker 2: You're right?
- 24:01Speaker 3: Do you like walk in his room and catch him
- 24:03Speaker 3: licking his iguana and be like, dude, you can lick
- 24:06Speaker 3: your iguana.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Ron Ah.
- 24:10Speaker 3: If you see a six foot frog with a goatee
- 24:14Speaker 3: that kind of looks like me out there in those woods,
- 24:16Speaker 3: don't think twice, Just lick me, all right?
- 24:18Speaker 7: Ron?
- 24:19Speaker 2: Whose uncle Ron is asking to be licked in the woods?
- 24:21Speaker 2: What is happening here? You wearing a frog mascot out there?
- 24:26Speaker 3: A couple more here again, these are Facebook comments on
- 24:29Speaker 3: people being warned by the Park Service not to lick
- 24:32Speaker 3: psychedelic frogs.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Adam M.
- 24:34Speaker 3: I used to try and lick anything and everything to
- 24:38Speaker 3: get high with my buds back in the eighties when
- 24:40Speaker 3: I was a kid.
- 24:41Speaker 2: I'm a different time, right.
- 24:43Speaker 3: We just don't lick like we used to as a country.
- 24:46Speaker 3: And one more here we will end with deb A.
- 24:50Speaker 3: I had an uncle once who took magic mushrooms and
- 24:53Speaker 3: ended up naked in a seven eleven and trolley shaped
- 24:58Speaker 3: buddies Pittsburgh's to uncle's Mikey and Bob the ninety six
- 25:01Speaker 3: to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We were just talking
- 25:05Speaker 3: about how the Indianapolis Colts are bringing in forty four
- 25:08Speaker 3: year old Philip Rivers, who was part of Ben Roethlisberger's
- 25:11Speaker 3: draft class, to possibly play an emergency quarterback for them,
- 25:15Speaker 3: and we said, don't say his name three times, as
- 25:19Speaker 3: if you say Ben's name three times, he will show up.
- 25:22Speaker 2: All right, let's get to this message here.
- 25:24Speaker 14: Hey guys, your friend Abby here crying on my way
- 25:28Speaker 14: to work. Don't say his name three times.
- 25:30Speaker 15: Don't do it.
- 25:31Speaker 2: Don't say it. He might end up at after show,
- 25:34Speaker 2: he'll show up. Don't do it. And the bullets in
- 25:36Speaker 2: the chamber.
- 25:37Speaker 14: Yeah, dead, totally got it, totally dead, kid, stay Golden Goldman.
- 25:45Speaker 3: I don't know for Goldman, just more of a more
- 25:51Speaker 3: of a bronze. Look at dirty Penny. That's more like
- 25:54Speaker 3: what we are, Dirty Penny. I don't say we're Goldman
- 25:57Speaker 3: than all bro. There's yeah, yeah weird. If you're wicked too.
- 26:03Speaker 3: It's a good good never taste good.
- 26:07Speaker 2: Hey, uh, I like that?
- 26:10Speaker 3: You I mean both of us, you know last week
- 26:15Speaker 3: with stuff of boss and you know us sort of
- 26:17Speaker 3: being out of our.
- 26:18Speaker 2: Regular schedule for the weed. There's a lot of people
- 26:23Speaker 2: that I you know, I.
- 26:24Speaker 3: Had to get messages from and respond to, like on
- 26:27Speaker 3: social media, like a few days late, and uh, Bob
- 26:32Speaker 3: was combing through his d MS from last week and
- 26:38Speaker 3: sent me the clip here for the show. And it's
- 26:41Speaker 3: just called stump Humper. Okay, I had a stump humper
- 26:47Speaker 3: in the DMS. Man, you got to bring it to
- 26:49Speaker 3: the show? Yeah, yeah, right, Should I just hit the
- 26:52Speaker 3: intro right now because I know where this is going, right, Okay.
- 26:55Speaker 2: Let's who's ready for an educational adventure in nature.
- 27:00Speaker 4: Animals decided to make sweet love and share their beautiful
- 27:03Speaker 4: song with the world. It's time for animal mating noises
- 27:07Speaker 4: with Mikey and Bob just love turtle mating.
- 27:10Speaker 2: It's the best. It's the best animal mating noise on
- 27:13Speaker 2: the planet. Over the years, I've seen a lot of
- 27:15Speaker 2: turtle mating. Right, what I've seen. I've seen turtle on turtles,
- 27:20Speaker 2: seen a turtle hump.
- 27:21Speaker 3: Uhoe, medium sized turtles.
- 27:26Speaker 2: Yep, I've seen it all. Then the stump appeared in
- 27:29Speaker 2: my d MS.
- 27:29Speaker 3: Okay, It's like it's like a little tree stump and
- 27:32Speaker 3: the turtle things like maybe this is this seems to
- 27:35Speaker 3: be another turtle, you know, and it's uh hardwood. What
- 27:40Speaker 3: size turtle? Would you say? It's medium sized turtle. Yeah,
- 27:44Speaker 3: medium sized turtle. Okay, you don't have Molly.
- 27:47Speaker 6: What do you have?
- 27:49Speaker 2: Okay Molly? By the way, is the female turtle? What
- 27:53Speaker 2: do you got?
- 27:54Speaker 3: So this guy who owns the turtles says to the
- 27:57Speaker 3: male turtle, because Mollie the male turtles over in the distance.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you ain't got Molly. What do you got? Well,
- 28:06Speaker 2: he's got a tree stump.
- 28:08Speaker 6: You don't have Molly? What do you have?
- 28:11Speaker 1: Heard?
- 28:11Speaker 2: By the way, you can hear the turtle after he
- 28:13Speaker 2: says you don't have Molly and you here like, listen, listen, listen,
- 28:18Speaker 2: you don't have Molly?
- 28:20Speaker 6: What do you have?
- 28:22Speaker 2: Turtle's already going stump stump. Damn still don't have Molly?
- 28:31Speaker 1: What do you have?
- 28:32Speaker 2: A stump? Damn sir, damn son? He respect respect, damn son.
- 28:44Speaker 2: I was not aware of your game. Respect. Yeah, big
- 28:49Speaker 2: respect there, Yeah, damn so damn so.
- 28:55Speaker 3: Huh uh huh again, if you're just waking up tuning
- 29:00Speaker 3: into the show where we're listening to a turtle hump
- 29:05Speaker 3: of tree.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Stump, right now.
- 29:09Speaker 3: That one had like a ram pump and he that
- 29:12Speaker 3: was a turtle fart before that pumper. Damn that one
- 29:16Speaker 3: came from down.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Shorter that one.
- 29:21Speaker 3: All right now, he's trying to show him a shorter
- 29:23Speaker 3: tree stump, like, hey, can you just let leave your
- 29:25Speaker 3: turtle alone here?
- 29:27Speaker 2: Do what's gonna do? All right? He center, good work, Molly,
- 29:41Speaker 2: I don't work.
- 29:43Speaker 3: Good work, Molly. Though he said good work to the
- 29:45Speaker 3: female turtle had nothing.
- 29:47Speaker 6: To do with it.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Damn thumb is his poor turtle.
- 29:50Speaker 3: Damn Son's over here humping damn tree stump.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Kiss.
- 29:56Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is gonna be on The Late Show with
- 29:58Speaker 3: Stephen Colbert tomorrow to promote UH The End of an Era.
- 30:03Speaker 3: Of course, her docuseries is coming out this Friday. Are
- 30:07Speaker 3: the first episodes UH streaming event for the Era's tour.
- 30:12Speaker 3: Six episode docuseries, The End of an Era streams exclusively
- 30:16Speaker 3: on Disney Plus beginning this Friday. All right, let's get
- 30:20Speaker 3: some more your uh your talkback messages here. We've had
- 30:23Speaker 3: a lot of people already entering for Steelers tickets. Steelers
- 30:26Speaker 3: will take on the Miami Dolphins Monday night at Acro. Sure,
- 30:32Speaker 3: this is a big game. The Dolphins are oh god
- 30:35Speaker 3: hate teams with this record six six and seven.
- 30:38Speaker 2: So yeah, n.
- 30:43Speaker 16: So, like.
- 30:45Speaker 3: They're just good enough to beat the Steelers, right, Like,
- 30:50Speaker 3: I mean, they're not a bad I'm so scared.
- 30:52Speaker 2: I'm so scared. They're not a bad team. Scared every game.
- 30:56Speaker 3: No, but uh, but if if the Dolphins come up
- 30:59Speaker 3: here and be us on Monday night football, you know,
- 31:02Speaker 3: one of the only game Steeler fans will not be Okay,
- 31:05Speaker 3: you know, I want to just take it back to
- 31:07Speaker 3: the beginning of the season. If you told me week
- 31:11Speaker 3: fifteen Steelers are in first place in the AFC North, Yeah,
- 31:16Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers is still healthy, Yeah, Jalen Warren still healthy,
- 31:20Speaker 3: Cam and TJ are still healthy, I'd be like, yeah,
- 31:22Speaker 3: we'd all sign up for that, right, right.
- 31:27Speaker 2: That's where we are, right, Yeah, for some reason, you're right.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Not no, you're right. But if you don't have told
- 31:33Speaker 2: me in training camp.
- 31:36Speaker 3: That that's where we'd be at week fifteen, first in
- 31:39Speaker 3: the AFC North.
- 31:41Speaker 2: I think a lot of people would take it. Are
- 31:42Speaker 2: we just spoiled? Yes, yeah, we're spoiled.
- 31:46Speaker 3: You know what that Monday night football game is too, right,
- 31:48Speaker 3: don't say it's the game that, Uh, I mean Ben'll
- 31:51Speaker 3: be on the field.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Oh boy, all right, what it's the game that BEng
- 31:56Speaker 2: goes in the Hall and Honor? No, oh my gosh,
- 32:01Speaker 2: he's gonna be in the building. Yeah yeah, yeah, Ben Poncy,
- 32:05Speaker 2: Oh boy.
- 32:08Speaker 3: So I mean Pouncy can't do it anymore. He's lost
- 32:11Speaker 3: like one hundred and fifty pounds since his playing days. However,
- 32:16Speaker 3: Ben still got a little little gunpowder left in that rocket.
- 32:20Speaker 2: Joey Porter is gonna be there too. Oh man, that's
- 32:24Speaker 2: all right.
- 32:24Speaker 3: Never mind, we ain't losing Monday. We ain't losing Monday.
- 32:27Speaker 3: So those dudes are gonna come out for the Hall
- 32:29Speaker 3: of Honor. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure one of them will
- 32:32Speaker 3: lead the terrible towel twirl.
- 32:34Speaker 2: Yeah, or fund all of them. You know, they can't
- 32:37Speaker 2: lose that game, right, telling you you lose that game?
- 32:40Speaker 6: Ben?
- 32:40Speaker 3: Ben is stretching on the sideline. Yeah, don't let Ben
- 32:43Speaker 3: in the locker room. He will steal Will Hard's jersey.
- 32:46Speaker 2: He will. He's gonna steal it and put it on.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Ben comes out a halftime into Will howard jersey.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers goes down, Mason Rudolph throws a pick, then
- 32:55Speaker 3: all of a sudden, Hey, will you know what get
- 32:59Speaker 3: in there all the sudden.
- 33:01Speaker 2: Will's a little you know, he's not too quick running
- 33:04Speaker 2: out there.
- 33:07Speaker 3: Well, Hard's a little thicker, a little slower, couple steps slower.
- 33:10Speaker 2: Hey, Ben's gonna get in his game on Monday by
- 33:12Speaker 2: all means necessary.
- 33:14Speaker 3: All you got to do to try to win some
- 33:16Speaker 3: Steelers tickets for Monday Night's Monday Night's game is send
- 33:19Speaker 3: us a talkback passage. Why you want to be a
- 33:21Speaker 3: Steeler Sanna for somebody? You know it's a season of
- 33:25Speaker 3: giving right now. I'm sure you have somebody in your
- 33:27Speaker 3: life you want to take to a Steelers game.
- 33:29Speaker 17: Some boys Cody from Johnstown here, Hey, I earned win
- 33:32Speaker 17: the Steelers tickets. I know most people want to take
- 33:35Speaker 17: their wife or kids, their significant other. Here's what I
- 33:37Speaker 17: want to do. I want to take crazy Italian guy.
- 33:41Speaker 17: That would be one hell of a time. Jesus, hear
- 33:43Speaker 17: us yelling within a four block radius of the stadium.
- 33:45Speaker 17: Oh my god, there'll be one heck of a time.
- 33:48Speaker 17: Let's go Steelers, sell team.
- 33:52Speaker 3: Now, natean crazy Italian guy, who of course has been
- 33:56Speaker 3: a friend of our show for you know, long time.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Now absolutely loves the Steelers, loves Pittsburgh. No fair weatherness.
- 34:07Speaker 3: We can't have meta Steeler games? Did I feel like
- 34:09Speaker 3: too much power? He has a like game day routine
- 34:12Speaker 3: he does. Yeah, it goes to his parents. And once
- 34:15Speaker 3: you see the spread that his mom makes, you wouldn't
- 34:18Speaker 3: want to go outside and sit in the cold either.
- 34:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so. I think you're not going
- 34:21Speaker 2: to get him there. Let's get to another one here, hi, boys.
- 34:24Speaker 7: So I'm gonna put my hat in the ring for
- 34:26Speaker 7: the Steeler Santa because my seven year old played football
- 34:31Speaker 7: this year for like school, and because of that, he
- 34:34Speaker 7: got really into watching NFL football. Yeah, and he has
- 34:36Speaker 7: been begging me to take him to a Steelers game,
- 34:40Speaker 7: begging me left and right, and he's like, come on, mom,
- 34:42Speaker 7: I want to go.
- 34:42Speaker 3: I want to go.
- 34:43Speaker 6: I want to go.
- 34:43Speaker 7: I'd be the greatest mom ever if I took him
- 34:45Speaker 7: to a Steelers game. So I want to be a
- 34:47Speaker 7: Steeler Sham.
- 34:47Speaker 2: He's only seven years old. He don't know pain yet,
- 34:50Speaker 2: best mom ever.
- 34:52Speaker 3: Take him outside on Monday and have him sit there
- 34:55Speaker 3: for the entire game versus the Dolphins, and he's gonna
- 34:59Speaker 3: feel pain.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Then he's going to be a real Stellar fan, him.
- 35:04Speaker 5: Mikey, and Bob. This is Nicole the blue hair bus driver.
- 35:06Speaker 5: I want to throw my hat into the ring.
- 35:09Speaker 3: For the Hey, first of all, why are we throwing
- 35:12Speaker 3: hats in rings? It's back to back hats in the rings.
- 35:16Speaker 2: A lot of hats. I need you to look that up.
- 35:19Speaker 2: Why do we throw it? Say? Yeah, where was the ring?
- 35:23Speaker 2: And why were we throwing hats into the ring?
- 35:25Speaker 5: Steeler tickets for Monday Night. Yeah, my husband's birthday is
- 35:29Speaker 5: on Friday and it's the Big five. Oh, oh my gosh. Hey,
- 35:33Speaker 5: Unfortunately money's been a little bit tight this year. I
- 35:35Speaker 5: would really like to fifty give him some Steelers tickets
- 35:39Speaker 5: for his fiftieth birthday. Thanks guys.
- 35:42Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, fifty years old. Wants to take husband
- 35:45Speaker 3: there Stellar game. That's a good one, right there. I'll
- 35:48Speaker 3: get to one more here it's running.
- 35:51Speaker 18: Hey, I'm just submitting to be my mom's Steeler Santa.
- 35:55Speaker 18: She's been a lifelong Steelers fan, and her and I
- 35:58Speaker 18: have never gone to a game. I don't think she's
- 36:00Speaker 18: ever been to a game. I don't think it'll ever
- 36:03Speaker 18: be in our budget to go to a game, So
- 36:06Speaker 18: being her Steelers Sanda would be pretty kick ass. I
- 36:09Speaker 18: think it'd be really awesome to watch them cream the dolphins.
- 36:12Speaker 18: Here we go, Steelers the dogs cream?
- 36:20Speaker 4: Mom?
- 36:23Speaker 2: What in the coreo O'Connors happened here? Merry Christmas?
- 36:29Speaker 8: Mom?
- 36:35Speaker 2: Dude, we gotta calm down, man, we are Uh I
- 36:39Speaker 2: got a hat in the ring? Answer? Okay, all right?
- 36:42Speaker 2: Why do we say I want to throw my hat
- 36:45Speaker 2: in the ring? What is it from?
- 36:48Speaker 3: When boxing mattress first started the nineteenth century? Okay, to
- 36:52Speaker 3: challenge someone, the current fighter would be in the ring
- 36:56Speaker 3: and somebody would have to physically toss their hat into
- 36:58Speaker 3: the ring, the signal they were ready to fight her
- 37:00Speaker 3: wanted to fight them.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Well, that's sort of dumb crap. What are we doing
- 37:02Speaker 2: back then?
- 37:03Speaker 3: Then Teddy Roosevelt used it to declare its presidential bid.
- 37:09Speaker 2: Once Teddy did it, culture yeah in the ring? Yeah yeah.
- 37:15Speaker 3: Can you imagine, like, uh, just a giant boxer standing
- 37:19Speaker 3: in the middle of the ring, like I will fight
- 37:21Speaker 3: anybody in here, and then somebody takes their hat off
- 37:24Speaker 3: and it's just like throws their silly hat.
- 37:27Speaker 2: It's going to be me, you know, It's like a
- 37:29Speaker 2: dirty hat throws it in the ring. Just yes, that's
- 37:34Speaker 2: that's right. Hat in the ring, right.
- 37:37Speaker 3: Teddy Roosevelt creaming the Dolphins. Then in the Will Howard Jersey.
- 37:45Speaker 3: A lot of possibilities going on first Steeler game on
- 37:49Speaker 3: Monday night. You can enter through the free iHeartRadio app.
- 37:52Speaker 3: Tell us why you want to be a Steeler Santa
- 37:53Speaker 3: for somebody his holiday season.
- 37:55Speaker 2: It's this Morning Free Joe, Mikey and Bob.
- 37:58Speaker 3: It is Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss
- 38:00Speaker 3: Morning Freak Show. Still a couple of ways that you
- 38:02Speaker 3: can support Stuff of Us and the Marines Toys for
- 38:06Speaker 3: Tots through this Sunday, December fourteenth.
- 38:09Speaker 2: Stop out at a burgatory.
- 38:11Speaker 3: They're still selling our Mikey and Bob snickerdoodle shakes for
- 38:14Speaker 3: Stuff a Boss. Those are delicious. You can get that
- 38:17Speaker 3: with or without alcohol. And then of course our ninety
- 38:20Speaker 3: six to one Kiss Stuff a Boss brew from dough
- 38:23Speaker 3: Daddy Brewery now available in uh Gibsonia there in all
- 38:28Speaker 3: Caliente Pizza and Draft house locations. Thank you to everybody.
- 38:33Speaker 3: We each had a case dropped off to us yesterday.
- 38:36Speaker 3: That's more beer than I need for the holiday season,
- 38:39Speaker 3: but oh well, I gifted it to the woman who
- 38:42Speaker 3: came out and unlocked my car yesterday because I couldn't
- 38:45Speaker 3: get inside my car. I'm like, hey, you want some
- 38:46Speaker 3: beer too? Yep, dude, When you can get somebody beer
- 38:51Speaker 3: and they don't expect it, that's a special moment right there.
- 38:53Speaker 3: You think when she had to go back to the
- 38:55Speaker 3: headquarters she had to explain that she was gifted beer,
- 38:58Speaker 3: like yeah, like maybe ah'm the best tip to give.
- 39:02Speaker 3: I gave her fifteen bucks too, so I know. But
- 39:04Speaker 3: like she had to go back to work with the beer.
- 39:07Speaker 3: I don't have to tell your boss that you got
- 39:10Speaker 3: beer from somebody.
- 39:11Speaker 18: You know.
- 39:12Speaker 2: There's a lot of things that I got out. It's
- 39:14Speaker 2: stuff of us that we didn't tell our boss about.
- 39:17Speaker 3: All right, Well, drinkets get to this talkback message here,
- 39:20Speaker 3: brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 39:22Speaker 2: This is Robert again.
- 39:24Speaker 9: Robert, congrats on our ero stuff up us.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:27Speaker 9: I just got a question for Bob about his meat bucket.
- 39:30Speaker 9: Oh yeah, he has some over the weekend or is
- 39:34Speaker 9: he saving it for renter or break?
- 39:37Speaker 2: That's a good question, Robert. We appreciate you being part
- 39:40Speaker 2: of the show. Bud.
- 39:41Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody brought Bob a big blue Lows bucket to
- 39:44Speaker 3: put his meat in.
- 39:45Speaker 2: Because door my meat Bob acquired sixteen feet of summer sausage.
- 39:50Speaker 2: It was tough of us.
- 39:51Speaker 3: It was a total of sixteen feet. And uh well, Robert,
- 39:54Speaker 3: I'm a meat hon, I'm a sausage hon. Okay, I
- 39:58Speaker 3: have started dabbling in the meats. How many feet you
- 40:01Speaker 3: got left? I'm probably a foot through. It's still got
- 40:05Speaker 3: fifteen feet meat. All right, if you need a buddy
- 40:08Speaker 3: to come over your holiday break and eat meat for you,
- 40:12Speaker 3: eat your meat. Or if my car breaks down, I
- 40:16Speaker 3: can just tip the lady that comes out to fix
- 40:17Speaker 3: it with a three foot log of meat. We should
- 40:20Speaker 3: call her. We should go out in the parking lot caller, Hey,
- 40:23Speaker 3: come back, come back my buddy's car. We can't get
- 40:25Speaker 3: into it. All right, let's get to another talkback message here.
- 40:30Speaker 19: It's Andrew from Flavortown. First of all, I just wanted
- 40:32Speaker 19: to say thanks for meeting with me and my son. Yeah,
- 40:35Speaker 19: last Monday during stuff a bus He loved it or usual.
- 40:39Speaker 19: You guys are great the best, Andrew. But more pressing
- 40:42Speaker 19: matters now, I think that we need to bring back
- 40:45Speaker 19: Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Can you play it all right. Yeah, you know it's
- 40:51Speaker 2: the season. Yeah, we can tis the season.
- 40:53Speaker 3: This was a talkback message we got from our good
- 40:57Speaker 3: friend Dawn from Trafford Morning.
- 41:00Speaker 20: My can big Bob. This is John from Trafford. I
- 41:03Speaker 20: just wanted to let you know when I listened to
- 41:05Speaker 20: the Christmas song Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire.
- 41:09Speaker 3: Everybody knows that song, right, It's actually called the Christmas
- 41:12Speaker 3: song cheers Nuts Roasting on an open fire.
- 41:17Speaker 20: I hear Jeff's nuts.
- 41:19Speaker 6: That's my husband, Jeff.
- 41:21Speaker 20: He gets not at me every year because Tom, but
- 41:24Speaker 20: I just hear that. So next time you listen to
- 41:26Speaker 20: that song, listen for Jeff's nuts. Thanks, guys, have a
- 41:29Speaker 20: great day, Love you.
- 41:30Speaker 2: Don's for Jeff's nuts Christmas. Her husband's name is Jeff,
- 41:38Speaker 2: all right, I got.
- 41:41Speaker 3: I think I think the most popular version of that
- 41:45Speaker 3: is with Nat king Cole. Right, so let's listen to
- 41:49Speaker 3: uh the Christmas song Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire
- 41:53Speaker 3: by Nat king Cole.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Let's hear the very beginning. Does it sound like chest
- 41:56Speaker 2: nuts or Jeff's nuts chest nuts on an open file?
- 42:03Speaker 3: I don't think Nat king Cole was calling for Jeff's nuts.
- 42:07Speaker 3: That sounded like chestnuts to me. But it sounded like
- 42:11Speaker 3: he said they're roasting on an open file, not a fire.
- 42:15Speaker 2: Right like Lisabe chest nuts. Like, that's not Jeff's nuts,
- 42:19Speaker 2: that's clear chestnuts.
- 42:20Speaker 3: Back in time, I heard it sounds tomorrow Jeff nuts. O, man,
- 42:24Speaker 3: it did. Maybe Nat king Cole was singing Jeff's nuts
- 42:27Speaker 3: the whole time. But listen, it sounds like he says file.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Roasting on an open file, like well, open files. It
- 42:35Speaker 2: sounds like open.
- 42:36Speaker 3: Let's let's let's hear what Celine Dion has for us.
- 42:39Speaker 3: Do you think she goes chestnuts or Jeff's nuts? Chestnuts?
- 42:48Speaker 11: Right there?
- 42:49Speaker 2: Let's hear what bou Blaze got. You got chestnuts, Jef's nuts, chest.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Nuts roosting an open file.
- 42:58Speaker 2: Oh that was a good fire there.
- 43:00Speaker 3: Boo Blay give me the start of Blue Blade played
- 43:02Speaker 3: Blue Blay, Blue Black Bloo black against just snuts. I know, man,
- 43:10Speaker 3: jeff snuts or chestnuts, just snuts. No, that sounds like
- 43:14Speaker 3: chess chafts. He got the chest hold on, I got
- 43:16Speaker 3: one more. I got Luther Van Dross.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Oh man, he's so smooth. God, you think he's roasting
- 43:22Speaker 2: Jeff nuts?
- 43:22Speaker 6: Man?
- 43:23Speaker 2: Luther Vandross singing the Christmas song. Oh this is different.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Luther Vandross played no games. Oh, man draws chestnut. All right,
- 43:49Speaker 2: he's got just nuts, He's got Luther's got jumps nuts.
- 43:53Speaker 2: All right, listen. Usually we wait, Usually we wait to
- 43:59Speaker 2: the end of the show to name the podcast. I
- 44:02Speaker 2: think I got the name of our podcast today.
- 44:07Speaker 3: Luther Vandross's roasted Jeff's.
- 44:10Speaker 2: Nuts an open fire.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Oh, just make the Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 44:23Speaker 2: By the way, I have no by the way, I
- 44:27Speaker 2: don't know what I was gonna say.
- 44:29Speaker 8: I thought there was a by the way, there there
- 44:30Speaker 8: was no by the way, screams of Mikey and Bob
- 44:33Speaker 8: podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.
- 44:37Speaker 3: Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 44:40Speaker 3: Now whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.
- 44:44Speaker 1: Thank you.
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- 45:00Speaker 2: Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
- 45:02Speaker 2: that's fun too, right, people of random places.
- 45:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
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- 45:14Speaker 2: Mike you Bob, It's ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Hey me, how about a little bit of lessco pins.
- 45:21Speaker 3: Made depends at home tonight taking on the ducks. It's
- 45:27Speaker 3: Pride Night tonight. Yea our friend Jess who runs the
- 45:31Speaker 3: Instagram account Happy Little Canvases. She makes so many cool
- 45:35Speaker 3: Pittsburgh things stickers. She made us stuff a Bus stickers
- 45:38Speaker 3: this year and was out there last Monday at stuff
- 45:42Speaker 3: Abus handing them out.
- 45:44Speaker 2: She made the Penguins Pride jerseys. So if you go
- 45:46Speaker 2: through her Instagram.
- 45:47Speaker 3: Account Happy Little Canvases, you can buy tickets to tonight's
- 45:51Speaker 3: game and get yourself one of her Pride jerseys that
- 45:54Speaker 3: she designed.
- 45:54Speaker 2: Her night to Shine. Yeah it's pretty sweet. Yeah, pretty sweet.
- 45:58Speaker 3: There's always things that are happening, Bob in the city
- 46:01Speaker 3: that might not make the news, might not make you know,
- 46:04Speaker 3: websites and things like that, but they make the Pittsburgh
- 46:07Speaker 3: Police Scanner. And there's been a couple of people who
- 46:10Speaker 3: for years now have been listening to the Pittsburgh Police
- 46:12Speaker 3: Scanner uh, and just reporting on things. They got their
- 46:16Speaker 3: own website pg H dash scanner dot com. Huh they
- 46:21Speaker 3: sell mercha. Oh my goodness, you are right. All coffee?
- 46:27Speaker 2: You good? It's nothing. It's not the stuff of bus
- 46:31Speaker 2: thickness kicking in? Is that was the wrong pipe situation?
- 46:38Speaker 3: Checking with the Pittsburgh Police scanner find out what's happening
- 46:41Speaker 3: around our city Oakland Forbes f callers apparently walking through
- 46:45Speaker 3: a construction site and the workers are going at him.
- 46:48Speaker 2: The caller thinks the construction.
- 46:50Speaker 3: Workers are being rude. I mean they're not like cat
- 46:56Speaker 3: calling or anything like what are you doing on her?
- 46:59Speaker 3: They probably just don't want the person to die?
- 47:02Speaker 6: That is it too?
- 47:03Speaker 2: You know, hey, get out of here.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Safety first. There's steel beam flying around. Ah, they're yelling
- 47:11Speaker 3: at me all the construction.
- 47:14Speaker 2: Yeah, they're yelling at you because you're in the zone.
- 47:17Speaker 2: You're in the construction zone. Don't have proper equipment on.
- 47:21Speaker 3: Also happening, excuse me, Procline callers said it looks like
- 47:27Speaker 3: two dudes with crossbows are trying to set up a
- 47:30Speaker 3: deer stand in the woods near Pioneer School.
- 47:34Speaker 2: Just can we get a little farther outside the city for.
- 47:38Speaker 3: The first time hunting. What's going on here? You know,
- 47:41Speaker 3: should not be able to see you from school. You're
- 47:45Speaker 3: not hiding good from the deer. There are people like dude,
- 47:50Speaker 3: you know what I learned about deer?
- 47:52Speaker 2: Huh?
- 47:53Speaker 3: And this blew my mind. You know, hunters are always
- 47:57Speaker 3: wearing like bright orange safety orange. I always thought, and
- 48:02Speaker 3: this is part of it, that it was for safety
- 48:04Speaker 3: so other hunters would see you.
- 48:06Speaker 2: And not shoot you. Yeah, deer can't see bright orange.
- 48:11Speaker 2: What dude, it's like you're invisible. Dude, looking up right now? No,
- 48:17Speaker 2: look it up right now.
- 48:18Speaker 3: That's looking up right. I got one more here, but
- 48:21Speaker 3: look it up Lawrenceville, Butler Street. Caller says that kids
- 48:26Speaker 3: are outside playing with laser pointers. Caller doesn't like it.
- 48:31Speaker 3: But the outdoor cats are in heaven. Oh dude, cats
- 48:35Speaker 3: in streak wild. That's that's my that's my that's good
- 48:40Speaker 3: trouble right there. You know that just had a little fun.
- 48:44Speaker 3: That's nothing wrong with that. The outdoor cats, neighborhood cats. Hey,
- 48:50Speaker 3: I've probably never seen a laser pointer before. That's for
- 48:53Speaker 3: indoor cats. You know, how the hell do how don't
- 48:57Speaker 3: do you see bright orange?
- 48:59Speaker 2: That's one of today I learned things. Yeah, God never
- 49:03Speaker 2: knew that. Mind blown. Right, they're like blind orange. I
- 49:07Speaker 2: wonder if I thought it's like so you don't get
- 49:10Speaker 2: get changed out there or something like that.
- 49:12Speaker 8: You know.
- 49:16Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, deer can't see bright orange. Mind blown.
- 49:21Speaker 3: That's what's happening in and around our city. Mike and
- 49:30Speaker 3: bobbin to ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Welcome
- 49:33Speaker 3: back to the number one position on the Billboard Hot
- 49:36Speaker 3: one hundred chart or a record tying nineteenth week.
- 49:41Speaker 2: It's Mariah Carey. All I want for Christmas is you.
- 49:44Speaker 2: She's Chris amazing. She's back in her power position. Yep.
- 49:50Speaker 3: Over the past seven holiday seasons, she's uh been number one.
- 49:55Speaker 3: It's just this is her season. She unfreezes and man,
- 49:59Speaker 3: Christmas music crazy, like after Thanksgiving, it just takes over.
- 50:05Speaker 3: It's like all people want to hear for the most part,
- 50:07Speaker 3: right takes over. Yeah, you should see the ratings on
- 50:11Speaker 3: three WS Man. As soon as they start playing at
- 50:14Speaker 3: Christmas Music, everybody's like, all right, we're in Christmas Mouth.
- 50:17Speaker 3: Then let's get smartier talkback messages here. He can send
- 50:21Speaker 3: him through the free iHeartRadio app. Brought to us by
- 50:23Speaker 3: One Team Media. Hi This is Lisa and Wendy from Cabot, PA.
- 50:27Speaker 10: We just wanted to say that we love Mikey and
- 50:29Speaker 10: Big Bob, thank you.
- 50:30Speaker 21: And oh oh oh O'Reilly.
- 50:35Speaker 2: Auto Parts.
- 50:36Speaker 22: Wow, there's no reason for that, just a tick man
- 50:41Speaker 22: there was. It's dude, O'Reilly Auto Parts has like great one.
- 50:46Speaker 2: It's a great jingle. I don't know if anything's better
- 50:48Speaker 2: than that one.
- 50:50Speaker 3: I don't know if I like, seriously, think of all
- 50:52Speaker 3: the commercial jingles, I don't know if you get about
- 50:55Speaker 3: better one than O'Reilly Auto Parts.
- 50:59Speaker 2: Like if you could be anywhere I feel, like in
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- 51:06Speaker 2: I'll just finish it for you, you know, auto parts.
- 51:10Speaker 3: It's like a tick we all have. I know it
- 51:13Speaker 3: was weird though. It did a good job of being
- 51:16Speaker 3: SYNCD up there though. It's just like, hey, we love
- 51:18Speaker 3: Mikey and Bob. And also here's the O'Reilly Auto Parts jingles.
- 51:22Speaker 3: No explanation, just need to sing it. Also here let
- 51:25Speaker 3: us sing.
- 51:26Speaker 2: Let's get to a let's get to another talkback message here,
- 51:30Speaker 2: Hi Mikey, Hi Bob, missus popperfish girl Ice checking in
- 51:34Speaker 2: hope you're doing okay after stuff A bus.
- 51:36Speaker 3: Yeah, how are we doing after stuff a bus, Bob,
- 51:38Speaker 3: Because usually the week after our stuff a bus toy drive,
- 51:42Speaker 3: which of course was last week. You can't help this
- 51:44Speaker 3: stuff eighty six buses for the marine, storys for tots.
- 51:47Speaker 3: Usually this is when we start getting sick. Are you okay?
- 51:52Speaker 3: I feel pretty good? Me too, Yeah, I feel pretty good.
- 51:55Speaker 3: I think we beat it this year. Oh, dude, you're
- 51:57Speaker 3: taking a victory lapper. No, no, oh, we gotta get
- 52:00Speaker 3: through Wednesday. We gotta get through tomorrow. If we get
- 52:03Speaker 3: through tomorrow, then I feel like maybe we've eaten stuff
- 52:06Speaker 3: about sickness this year. But have you been sick after
- 52:10Speaker 3: every stuff of us like our holiday break since twenty nineteen?
- 52:14Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 52:14Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've been sick for a couple of those too.
- 52:17Speaker 3: I was really sick last year. And yeah, usually we
- 52:19Speaker 3: get pretty sick after stuff bus Bob has had a hand,
- 52:23Speaker 3: foot and mouth disease before, which was crazy. I didn't
- 52:26Speaker 3: even know he could get that in his adult but
- 52:28Speaker 3: ended up in the hospital last year.
- 52:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bad, it was bad. It was something you
- 52:34Speaker 2: don't want to be in the hospital. Dude. You know
- 52:36Speaker 2: what the infection, you know what it might be there?
- 52:38Speaker 2: Du you might You might have eaten so much meat.
- 52:44Speaker 2: You think I'm protected by meat. I think you might be.
- 52:47Speaker 3: So many people brought you summer sausage. You got sixteen
- 52:49Speaker 3: feet of summer sausage. Maybe did a meat shield out there.
- 52:53Speaker 3: Maybe I was swinging my meat shield keeping the sickness
- 53:02Speaker 3: stuff abus flu when you're playing like a video game
- 53:04Speaker 3: and you got like, uh, you know, you got like
- 53:06Speaker 3: the bubble around you. Nobody, that might be what summer
- 53:10Speaker 3: sausage did to you. Man, I think the meat powers
- 53:12Speaker 3: me out.
- 53:13Speaker 2: It might be, might be.
- 53:14Speaker 3: And I wanted to share one of the biggest blasphemous
- 53:18Speaker 3: occurrences of my life.
- 53:20Speaker 2: Okay, all right, bad? What is that back up here?
- 53:23Speaker 3: Somebody has had a bad experience somewhere, somebody in most
- 53:28Speaker 3: blasphemous occurrence of their life.
- 53:30Speaker 2: This is serious. All hands on deck here.
- 53:33Speaker 5: That might be a little dramatic, but.
- 53:35Speaker 2: Okay, it was a little dramatic. But I was just
- 53:38Speaker 2: an eaton park and they were out of ranch dressing.
- 53:42Speaker 2: Jesus good, don'nah, how I feel very shaken out? What
- 53:46Speaker 2: are your thoughts?
- 53:47Speaker 3: Bye, Here's what I think about that. I didn't know
- 53:50Speaker 3: they could run out of ranch. I didn't think so either.
- 53:52Speaker 3: I thought there was like a ranch cow in the
- 53:54Speaker 3: back at every eating park that they milk right, grab.
- 53:57Speaker 2: The teat and it's a ranch teat with teat right. Yeah, yeah,
- 54:01Speaker 2: a couple of tugs. Well square, never show me how
- 54:04Speaker 2: you tug it, I mean why not? Best friend got
- 54:07Speaker 2: to show you that. You get me under the cow.
- 54:10Speaker 2: You ever you ever milked a cow?
- 54:12Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 54:13Speaker 2: Yeah? When did you milk? Aid trip? Field trip?
- 54:15Speaker 1: I never knew this?
- 54:16Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 54:17Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I think it was elementary school. Yeah, because
- 54:20Speaker 3: we didn't go to the same elementary school. We joined
- 54:22Speaker 3: forces in uh. I mean we knew each other in
- 54:24Speaker 3: elementary school through Little League Baseball, but we didn't join
- 54:27Speaker 3: Forest is still uh like junior high. They let all
- 54:30Speaker 3: the kids tug tug the teats, some better than others.
- 54:35Speaker 3: I think my meaty pause at a young age gave
- 54:38Speaker 3: me an advantage because I got a good squirt out
- 54:40Speaker 3: of that cow have like adult sized hands. Yeah, that
- 54:42Speaker 3: cow respected me. That cow on the field trip with
- 54:45Speaker 3: farmers respected me too. The cow the cow had all
- 54:50Speaker 3: the kids. The cow is just like, no, let's see,
- 54:53Speaker 3: they ain't a tug. And then little Bobby comes up
- 54:56Speaker 3: with it.
- 54:57Speaker 2: He paused well, you know what grade with class you
- 55:06Speaker 2: were in or anything like that. I don't. It's probably
- 55:09Speaker 2: third or fourth grade though, oh yeah, third or fourth grade.
- 55:12Speaker 2: That wasn't me. I wasn't taking the field trip, dude.
- 55:15Speaker 3: The only field trip I ever wanted to take was
- 55:18Speaker 3: mister Rogers, show me where the crans get made crayons.
- 55:21Speaker 2: Sorry, crayons.
- 55:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:24Speaker 3: I always wanted to go, like once you see that episode,
- 55:27Speaker 3: mister Rogers and go to the cran the crayon factory.
- 55:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to go. I just when you see,
- 55:35Speaker 2: like I.
- 55:36Speaker 3: For a certain like age group of us that grow
- 55:38Speaker 3: up with mister Rogers. Now, it wasn't even a kid
- 55:41Speaker 3: thing like I would go. Now, I'd love to go
- 55:45Speaker 3: to the cran factory. Now they should do adult tours
- 55:48Speaker 3: of the cran factory. Where I did mister Rogers ever
- 55:54Speaker 3: travel out of state to do anything? I feel like
- 55:56Speaker 3: you always liked mister Rogers did milk the cow before?
- 56:01Speaker 3: I believe, yeah, dud, because he went to you went
- 56:04Speaker 3: to Turners. I don't know if mister Rogers had his
- 56:07Speaker 3: paws on the cow, but somebody did over thereic Turners.
- 56:09Speaker 2: Well at least showed him how to milk a cow,
- 56:11Speaker 2: you know.
- 56:12Speaker 3: Yeah, where's a cran factory at I'm looking to see
- 56:15Speaker 3: where the Crayola factory is. Dude, they should do adult
- 56:19Speaker 3: tours of the Crayola factory where you can drink. You know.
- 56:25Speaker 3: That's the other side of the state, over by Philly.
- 56:28Speaker 3: Really they do something now called the Crayola Experience.
- 56:33Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but.
- 56:34Speaker 3: It's not like the old school. They said they stopped
- 56:36Speaker 3: doing factory tours. Well, mister Rogers could get in anywhere. Yeah,
- 56:41Speaker 3: mister Rogers, I don't think he ever left Pennsylvania. I
- 56:44Speaker 3: feel like everything he was showing all the kids was
- 56:47Speaker 3: like local Pittsburgh or Pennsylvania. Mister Rogers ever traveled state lines.
- 56:54Speaker 3: Never cross state lines.
- 56:55Speaker 1: Do something?
- 56:56Speaker 3: Oh dambled in West Virginia, wild and wonderful down there?
- 56:59Speaker 3: The hell are we talking about? Oh yeah, she said
- 57:02Speaker 3: they ran out of eaton Park ranch, which isn't possible
- 57:05Speaker 3: because that means the Eaton Park Ranch cow is dry.
- 57:10Speaker 2: I actually think it's the goat back there, the ranch goat.
- 57:15Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel like that was a good goat.
- 57:19Speaker 3: Yeah, from the kitchen area. What the heck is that
- 57:27Speaker 3: we're trying to get the last bit of ranch, I
- 57:29Speaker 3: eat park goat back there. Oh man, you guys should
- 57:32Speaker 3: be able to tell we're going on holiday break real soon.
- 57:34Speaker 8: Here.
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- 58:14Speaker 2: Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to one kiss
- 58:16Speaker 2: morning Freak Show. Did you see? Paramount is trying to
- 58:21Speaker 2: uh by everybody's wrestling for this power.
- 58:25Speaker 3: Instead of Netflix because Netflix said they were gonna give
- 58:29Speaker 3: h Warner Brothers what like seventy two billion.
- 58:33Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then Paramount.
- 58:36Speaker 3: Swooped in and said, you know what, let's give you
- 58:40Speaker 3: a little bit like a hundred billion or something.
- 58:42Speaker 2: It's something, it's not even really they do. They're all
- 58:46Speaker 2: fighting for the library.
- 58:47Speaker 3: It's all just yeah, it's wrestling for the movie content
- 58:50Speaker 3: and you know, stuff they can put on their streamers
- 58:53Speaker 3: and whatever else. Doesn't seem good does it doesn't seem
- 58:56Speaker 3: like this is gonna benefit the consumers?
- 58:58Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not great for all. ABC signed Jimmy Kimmel
- 59:02Speaker 2: to a one year contract extension. Man. Remember that whole
- 59:05Speaker 2: thing where he was like taking off the air. Yeah, yeah,
- 59:10Speaker 2: weird time, man. They came back a few months later
- 59:12Speaker 2: and it's like, okay, another year and then fifty.
- 59:18Speaker 3: You know who executive produced the The Diddy documentary that
- 59:22Speaker 3: everybody seems to be watching on Netflix. Did you get
- 59:26Speaker 3: through all of it? If you watched the last episode yet?
- 59:28Speaker 3: I still watch four yet? Okay, I'm through. I'm through
- 59:31Speaker 3: three Okay, three episodes?
- 59:34Speaker 2: Yeah, fourth, fourth episode ain't great either, None of it is.
- 59:38Speaker 3: No, No, there isn't a point where watching that where
- 59:40Speaker 3: you're like, huh, did he not a bad dude? So
- 59:43Speaker 3: fifty cent didn't interview last week with Good Morning America,
- 59:46Speaker 3: which is on ABC, which is like a regular you know,
- 59:49Speaker 3: broadcast network, it's not cable or anything like that. And
- 59:53Speaker 3: somebody said that the reason fifty Cent did the interview
- 59:56Speaker 3: on Good Morning America on ABC was so that Diddy
- 59:59Speaker 3: could see it in prison, Like, I don't know, thinking
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: they only have three channels in prison, right on the
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: TV's in there, and he doubled down on it. By
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: the way, fifty Cent on Instagram lately just a complete menace,
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Like he is just leaning into the hole, you know,
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: don't cross me.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: Sort of thing.
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, he should be, he said, you know, it
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: said finding out fifty Cent agreed to do an interview
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: with ABC News only because it's one of the few
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: stations they're allowed to watch in prison. He's a menace,
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: fifty Cent wrote in the Instagram caption, I thought about it.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: He also said about like his beef with Diddy, Uh said,
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: we even we haven't even had problems. They all say,
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: we've had beef for twenty years. But I hired both
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: of his sons for different projects, so I don't have
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: that energy toward him. And then, you know, I think
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: a lot of people were asking, like, why why did
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: fifty cent want to executive produce this? Why did he
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: want to be behind, you know, uncovering all this stuff
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: and talking to people that were close to Diddy in
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: this Netflix special and uh, fifty said, Uh, if someone's
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: not saying something, then you would assume everybody in hip
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: hop is okay with what's going on. And uh, he said,
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: you know, basically he didn't have an agenda and if
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: he did, the documentary would look very different.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: See. I kind of agree with them on that because.
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: I think it was more so like the actual producers
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: who put this together probably funded it. I'm sure fifty
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: Cent heard the stories over the years, yeah, and was
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: just like, yeah, I can do this. Well, there's probably
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: you know, there's a big difference when somebody just goes
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: to you like, hey, will you talk on the record
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: about Diddy, when it's fifty Cent calling you up, going hey,
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: I know you were part of bad Boy Records back
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: in the back in the day. Like we're doing this
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: whole thing. We already got this person, this person right
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: telling you. There's more people I want to hear from,
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: like people like Mary J. Blige and and Mace. I
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: want to hear from Jennifer Lopez. I want to hear
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: from that guy Farnsworth Bentley who used to just carrying
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: an umbrella around for Diddy and forgot all about I
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: want to hear that guy. Everybody hear about that guy
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: about that. What what a dad guy go through?
- 1:02:23Speaker 13: Man?
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: That guy definitely's probably got some traumas. Right, that was
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: a weird time in Diddy's life. He said. A dude
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: that would carry an umbrella around like open doors for
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: him and stuff like that.
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: Yeah, a servant nobody he would dance around in videos
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: and stuff too far.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: Ye oh boy, where's that? You know what they need
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: to do? We need to follow up.
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: It's got to be like that one weird week of
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: the year that's coming up, like after Christmas but before
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: New Year, where nobody does anything.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: A bonus episode. That's what we need, like a follow
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: up with with all that.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: So uh, but fifty Cent said, you know, the documentary
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: Diddy would have looked very different if he had like
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: a vendetta against him, because he said, I would have
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: focused on the fact that you're you're the only man
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: in jail for transporting male sex workers.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: All right, Well, I don't need to do that because
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: you just said it.
- 1:03:13Speaker 6: So uh.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Anybody in entertainment that's done wrong.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty is the keys now to Netflix, Like you're right,
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: they're going to green light anything that he wants to do.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: I agree to. I don't.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: I think we're boss could be his own lane, Like, yes,
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: I think we're about to get fifty cent produced documentaries.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: You don't like how.
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: YESPN does the thirty for thirty docuseries right, and it's
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: like all these I'm ready for Netflix to just be
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: in bed with fifty.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Cent and combine powers where you have you know, the
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: I mean rank in.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Reach of Netflix production and like the people that he
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: has involved in the project, like the DTY project, Like
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: it's all really professional, like you said, it's not Yeah,
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: it's not like him throwing the Yeah, it's it's like
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: a professionally done series documentary. I just want to follow up, man,
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: I want to follow up, and I want to hear
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: from more people, like it's, uh, you know, if you
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: haven't watched you yet, definitely a good thing to be
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: and if you have some holiday break coming up and
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: uh in some time. But also it's it's just so disturbing.
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: And the crazy thing is it's like, did he's going
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: to get out of jail at some point?
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: Right? Like what happens then? Yeah? Like he's not.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: He only got sentenced to fifty months, was it? Yeah,
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: but he had time served and everything already. But yeah,
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: like it's never going back, Like the toothpaste is out
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: of the tube on this guy now, Like he's not
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: going to be dancing and commercials with like Martha Stewart
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: or anything and selling Sean John and just doing all
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: his rock.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: What's drink that you.
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: Know, Like somebody sees you in the in the club
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: now with the bottle of rock, They're like, hey, we're
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: not We're not. We're not doing that anymore. So if
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: you haven't seen it, obviously check it out. DIY documentary
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: on Netflix is Kiss Morning, Freak Show Mike You Bob,
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- 1:05:37Speaker 2: Mike and Big Bob.
- 1:05:39Speaker 19: Hi, longtime listener, I've listened to you since you guys
- 1:05:44Speaker 19: came on the air.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Jeez wow, I just want to say, you guys are
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: the best.
- 1:05:50Speaker 19: God bless and Merry Christmas.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: We finally did it, dude, We've been on the air
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: for so long. We finally did it. Or the best.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: All right, let's get the sloth Pinky here she set
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: a message. Okay, we saw her last week out a
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: stuff a Bush.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: I love how we just have these wonderful people who
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: listen to our show, and we just know you buy
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: different names than your real name.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: It's just here's sloth Pinky.
- 1:06:15Speaker 13: Hey, guys, it's Emily with sloth Pinky. First off, just
- 1:06:18Speaker 13: want to say thank you for everything you guys do
- 1:06:20Speaker 13: for Stuff a Bus. It's an honor to be able
- 1:06:22Speaker 13: to bring my daughter to give back to other kids.
- 1:06:25Speaker 13: I think that's a huge teaching moment that I get
- 1:06:28Speaker 13: to do with her every single year, and the other
- 1:06:31Speaker 13: parents get to do with their kids every year.
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: I mean, we're parents too. This is what we've done
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: with our kids. They've grown up going to Stuff a
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: Bus too and given back to the marine storys for tots.
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: So yeah, when when parents bring when you bring your
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: kids out stuff bus, I think you're just you know,
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: you're starting them off for a good place, not knowing
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: that the holiday season is, you know, really about giving
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: back to as much as it is receiving.
- 1:06:54Speaker 13: By teaching their kids young what it's likes to get
- 1:06:56Speaker 13: back to other kids and just other people in their community.
- 1:06:59Speaker 13: And second thing, Mikey, I have met Lewis Hambleton and
- 1:07:02Speaker 13: he's he's really nice boy.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Hold on one second.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: My favorite F one driver in all the world, Lewis Hamilton,
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: sla Emily Sloth, Pinky's met Lewis Hamilton before.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
- 1:07:12Speaker 13: I know they usually say that you never want to
- 1:07:14Speaker 13: meet your your favorite famous person, but he was super nice.
- 1:07:17Speaker 13: I'm not that into F one. I think it's pretty cool,
- 1:07:20Speaker 13: but I went to the race Slash year in Vegas.
- 1:07:23Speaker 13: I got to be in the paddock and I met
- 1:07:25Speaker 13: him and a lot of the other racers. But he
- 1:07:27Speaker 13: was really, really nice, super nice.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: In the Paddick's like the garage area. Nobody gets to
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: go in the Paddick, oh Man.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: Emily Sloth, Pinky got I think he was in Vegas, Paddock,
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: Oh my god, got to meet your favorite that's pretty sweet.
- 1:07:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: People always say like, don't meet your heroes you know,
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: or don't meet like people you really look up to,
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: because they'll just disappoint you. I don't know, like we
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: always say, like Taylor Swift's really that nice in person
- 1:07:56Speaker 3: at cheering and Selena Gomez those are a top three,
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: like super nice. Yeah, even better than we thought. I
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: think on a inter level, you can catch a Steeler
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: on a bad day and have a.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: Bad experience, all right. Yeah, yeah, well that's that's true too.
- 1:08:15Speaker 22: Yeah.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: When it comes to Yen celebrities though, like Pittsburgh celebrities,
- 1:08:20Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever like wanted to meet
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: somebody that like disappointed me where I.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Was like they were.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: Maybe that's just the niceness of Pittsburgh. Everybody's lived up
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: to it.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: I remember when we were like interns and radio. I
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: got to meet Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block.
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: Are you are you kidding me?
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: Was I not there? Something I was with a listener
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: that was like a winner and got to go meet
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: Joey McIntyre and he was just.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: A awful, horrible d bag.
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: Maybe it was just maybe he was having a bad day.
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: But I was trying to think of, like, man, where's
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: my experience where I'm just like this person? Just like, man,
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: I remember the girl that won, was like so excited. Yeah,
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: no to me, one of the new kids, don't. I
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: hope my wife Jamie's not listening. Joey McIntyre was her
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: favorite new Kids on the Block member growing up didn't
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: live up to the hype. Oh maybe it was just
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: a bad day. Can you really ever have a bad day?
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: Donnie Wahlberg would it never?
- 1:09:29Speaker 8: You know?
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: He never sing I'm Young Mom podcast. I would get
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: naked for jelly donut?
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: Okay, So if I go get you a jelly donut
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: right now, you're just gonna get naked in the studio.
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: You're just taking like, what donut's worth getting naked for
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: jelly donut? No way like jelly donut.
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: No, No one donut is worth getting naked over a
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: dozen donuts.
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: I'll show you a little peak for a dozen.
- 1:09:54Speaker 8: Stream the Micy and Bob Podcast on iHeart Radio or
- 1:09:58Speaker 8: wherever you get your podcasts.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: Mike and Bob.
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: It's a ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: coming up next on the show. We've been waiting for this,
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: and it's about that time of the holiday season. Our
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: guy Mark listens to the show a lot and sort
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: of takes stock of things that we talk about and
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: things that you know are mentioned on the show, things
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: that are part of the show from over the years,
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: and then he sings us twelve Days of Mikey and Bob,
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: just like Twelve Days of Christmas. We have no input,
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: no help, We don't even know what he's gonna think about.
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: It's awesome. It's the best every year. It's awesome. So
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: twelve Days of Mikey and Bob premiere's coming up next
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: year on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right now, though,
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: I'd like to talk about another thing that I randomly
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: learned today about cruise ships, because Bob was over here
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: and I don't know how this got started at like
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: off the air, but Bob and his family you're cruise shippers, right,
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: you guys gone, yeah, many cruises now?
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeahs before I don't.
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: Want to no thanks, I don't want to be on
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: a boat with a bunch of people and everything like that.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: I'm very Uh, it's the best way to vacation, dude,
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: No it's not.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: Yeah it is. No, it's not.
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: Just sitting me on a beach away from everybody. That's
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: the best way to make stop and you get a
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: new adventure. Like I don't want to I just want
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: to rest and relax. I don't want But then Bob
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: is over here watching what he calls washy washy videos.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: By my timeline just.
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: Started feeding me cruise stuff, washy washy videos, and I,
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: of course, when Bob's like I'm over here watching washy
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: washy videos, I'm like.
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: What what is that?
- 1:11:35Speaker 22: No?
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: No, washy washy, No, yummy yummy.
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: Okay, can you explain this because you just started you
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: just started sending me videos of people singing about washy
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: washy on cruise ships.
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: Washy washy, washy washy. It's fantastic.
- 1:11:58Speaker 6: No was he?
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: No?
- 1:11:59Speaker 19: You?
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: Okay, what is happening here?
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: Every cruise ship I've ever been on, I've never heard
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: of this before outside of the main like dining buffet area. Yeah,
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: that like is the you know, the hub of the
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: ship that everybody unless you're eating at a restaurant or
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: whatever you go to to eat, grab a snack or whatever,
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: they have a washy washy person outside, and I feel
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: like it's turned into some type of contest where there's
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: washy washy performances for everybody. It's it's one of the
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: most magical things of cruises. A lot of Filipino people
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: mister washy washy. On the last cruise I was on,
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: the cruise to Alaska had a mister Washy Washy on it,
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: sash and everything.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: A sash that said mister washy washing.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: They're like cruise ship celebrities. No, I'm serious. Every cruise
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: ship has a washy washy here.
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: This is true. This is such a blind spot for
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: me right now when you.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: Are talking about this. No washy washy, no yummy yummy. Okay,
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: So rules are the rule. It's a performer outside of
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: the buffet that is basically singing in putting on a
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: performance to tell everybody they need to wash their hands.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: Yeah, So not to spread germs on the cruise ship
- 1:13:18Speaker 3: because once somebody gets.
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: Diarrhea at all, is spreads, right, it spreads quick.
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: Then they're in the hotel, then they're in the pool,
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden Ria is running wild. Okay,
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: that's where mister washy washy steps in, okay, or missus
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: washing or yeah, a hero of the boat needs or
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: do they them washing?
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: It could yeah yeah, yeah the.
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: Washing international too, like they could be from the coolest
- 1:13:40Speaker 3: thing about cruise ships too, is like the workers on
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: the cruise ships come from every country, yeah in the world.
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: I mean there's a lot from the US. Yeah, And
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: everybody has their name tag on and what country or
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: what city they're from. So like if you get the
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: same server every night at dinner, like I learned about
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: Ecuador and stuff the last cruise we were on because
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: our server was from Ecuador and they told us like
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: their life story over the week. So mister washy washy
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: man or missus washy washy or the washy crew. Sometimes
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: there's multiple There could be like a washywathy band. Set
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: up a band where people are playing guitar, wash your hands, cambourine,
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: washy washy yummy. It is cruise ship celebrities. I had
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: no clue.
- 1:14:25Speaker 21: Wash washy, washy happy happy.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: Happy, Oh my gosh, just washy, washy happy heavy. It's
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: the best. I had no idea.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: I want to go on a cruise now, dude, I
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: learned two things on the show today. Every cruise ship
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: it appears has a a washy, washy crew, a washy
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: wash not band if not banned that gets you happy
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: to wash your hands before you eat. And deer can't
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: see bright orange? What the hell I thought it was
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: just out there.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: For hunter safety A lot shy, washy, bright orange Deer.
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: And coming up next, we'll get to the Twelve Days
- 1:15:16Speaker 3: of Mikey and Bob, just like the Twelve Days of Christmas.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: I'm excited for this. We do this every year.
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: Our guy Mark with the Twelve Days of Mikey and
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: Bob coming up next on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Washy, washy, yummy, Yummy.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob, Mike and Bob. It's a ninety
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We look forward to
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: this every year. We have a wonderful listener of the show.
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: His name is Mark. And every year after we do
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: our stuff with us Toy Drive, before we take our
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: holiday break, we hear from Mark and he puts together
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: a twelve days.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: Of Mikey and Bob like a Twelve Days of Christmas. Mark.
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: Yeah, Hello, This is beyond Paul calling with a collect
- 1:15:59Speaker 6: call Mikey and Bob. It seems we have the delivery
- 1:16:02Speaker 6: of a twelve days of Mikey and Bob Christmas.
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: It's time, Mark. We have been looking forward to this
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: like for the past month or so.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: Once once it's stuff with us time, we know that
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: twelve days of Mikey and Bob is not too far away.
- 1:16:21Speaker 6: Wow, jingle dolls and hoo hell o ho.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: All right, So Mark calls us every year and he
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: listens to the show and then he gives us a
- 1:16:29Speaker 3: twelve days of Mikey and Bob every year.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: Mark, are you ready to go here? We're excited for
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: this year's twelve days of Mikey and Bob.
- 1:16:36Speaker 6: On the first day of Christmas, Mikey and Bob day
- 1:16:39Speaker 6: to me a dream of butt bops naked, but she
- 1:16:43Speaker 6: starting raw. On the second day, Chris, Mikey Bob gave
- 1:16:49Speaker 6: to me two granny flushing and a dream of buck
- 1:16:53Speaker 6: Bogs naked but gee. On the third day of Chriss,
- 1:16:59Speaker 6: Mikey Bob gave to me three hot crotch warnings, two
- 1:17:04Speaker 6: granny flushes, and a dream of buttpogs naked but gee.
- 1:17:08Speaker 6: On the fourth day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave
- 1:17:11Speaker 6: to me four farting animals, wore hot crutch warnings, two
- 1:17:16Speaker 6: granny flushes, and a dream of botlogs naked but geez.
- 1:17:20Speaker 6: On the fifth day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: to me five calls to sell the tea four farting animal,
- 1:17:32Speaker 6: three hot crutch warning, two granny flashes, and a dream
- 1:17:35Speaker 6: of black buss naked but gee. On the sixth day
- 1:17:39Speaker 6: of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave to me six blue
- 1:17:43Speaker 6: footed boobies, five to sell the team thing, four farting animal,
- 1:17:50Speaker 6: three hot crutch warnings, two granny flashes, and a dream
- 1:17:53Speaker 6: of bat bogs naked butt cheeks. On the seventh day
- 1:17:57Speaker 6: of Chris, Miss Mickey Bob gave to me seven secret skills,
- 1:18:02Speaker 6: six five calls to seal the team, four farming animals,
- 1:18:08Speaker 6: three hot crutch wanting, two granny flushes, and they dream
- 1:18:12Speaker 6: of butt pups naked but cheez. On the a day
- 1:18:16Speaker 6: of Chris, Miss monkey Bob gave to me eight illegal hedgehog,
- 1:18:20Speaker 6: seven supred skills, six foot booby, five calls to seal
- 1:18:26Speaker 6: the four fing animals, three hot, crutch warnings, two granny flushes,
- 1:18:32Speaker 6: and they dreamer buttbus naked but cheez. On the nice
- 1:18:37Speaker 6: day of Christmas, Monkey Bob gave to me nine cats
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: from Mikey Yeah, eight illegal hedgecogs, hedgehog, seven secret skills,
- 1:18:46Speaker 6: six foo foo their booby, five calls to seal more animals,
- 1:18:52Speaker 6: three five crutch wanting, three granny flesh, and they dream
- 1:18:55Speaker 6: my buttpups naked but geeze. On the same day of Christmas,
- 1:18:59Speaker 6: Mikey Ball gave to me ten busses for stuff in.
- 1:19:03Speaker 6: Nine cats from Mikey eighty illegal hedgehog, seven secret skills,
- 1:19:07Speaker 6: six blue footed boobies, five calls, three crutch warning, two
- 1:19:15Speaker 6: granny flushes, then the dreamer but busnaked but geez. On
- 1:19:21Speaker 6: the eleventh day of Chris, Miss Mikey Mob gave to
- 1:19:23Speaker 6: me eleven missing cookies and nine catcher Mikey eighty illegal hedgehogs,
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: seven secret skills, six blot footed boobies, five calls to sell,
- 1:19:35Speaker 6: thirty four farting animal, three crutch warnings, two granny flushes,
- 1:19:41Speaker 6: and the dream of buck buck making. But geez.
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: There we go.
- 1:19:46Speaker 6: On the twelfth day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave
- 1:19:49Speaker 6: to me twelve Porch, Goose Hops, Wow, Cookie Busses and
- 1:19:55Speaker 6: Stuff and nine Catcher Mikey eight I Legal Hedge Hedgehog seven,
- 1:19:59Speaker 6: Secret Skill, six Weeks Footed Booby by Sell, the Team,
- 1:20:07Speaker 6: The Team Jordy four Parting Animals, three Hot Crossing, two
- 1:20:12Speaker 6: Grammy Flashes and Dream of bomb Blobs.
- 1:20:16Speaker 15: Day, Jesus, Amazing, Wow, amazing.
- 1:20:26Speaker 6: Once again, Mark, you guys make it happen.
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: I don't know what we make. Happy Holidays. Something's happening here.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: I guess yeah, Happy Holidays. Mark, Thank you for always
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: thinking of us and doing this every year.
- 1:20:37Speaker 6: Guys, You're awesome. Happy Holidays.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Six one.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: It's gonna be cloudy today, highs in the upper thirties,
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: wintery mix coming overnight. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. You're Oddly shaped, buddies.
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: Let's get to another talkback message here download our free
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: iHeartRadio Appens where you can get in touch with the show.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: Just hit the talkback microphone.
- 1:21:00Speaker 3: If you're a Mikey Bob podcast listener, or if you're
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: just streaming ninety six to one Kiss, be part of
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: the show.
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: Talk about messages brought to us by One Team Media.
- 1:21:07Speaker 23: Hey guys, this is Brittany down in Florida. I was
- 1:21:10Speaker 23: just wondering when we should expect Bob's July QBC purchases
- 1:21:15Speaker 23: to be arriving. Whoa, I feel like those are going
- 1:21:18Speaker 23: to go great with all of his stats.
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: Okay, sweets and meats now, oh ho ho.
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: There is a lot of Bob summer sausage at Stufflebus
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: or Yearly Toy Drive. Last week he got sixteen feet
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: of summer sausage. Okay, yeah, and that would pair good
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: with whatever Bob got from QBC. Now, let me explain
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: Bob loves watching Christmas in July. Who just started on
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: QBC during like the pandemic. Yeah, I was watching QBC.
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: That's a sad time right there looking back. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: one hundred percent started a problem too for you. Christmas
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: in July.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: David on QBC does a Christmas in July special.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: That's your guy, David on QVC man every year and
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: you think, okay, Christmas in July, it's a gimmick. No,
- 1:22:10Speaker 3: you buy the things in July go on their little
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: QBC quick pay, so you're paying like a couple bucks
- 1:22:18Speaker 3: a month.
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, and.
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: Then the things you buy in July show up randomly
- 1:22:25Speaker 3: mid December at your house and it's such.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: A great treat because you completely forgot about it.
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: You would probably forget about it if listeners didn't remind
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: us every year now, But what do you remember what
- 1:22:37Speaker 3: you even bought for yourself in July over the years.
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: I bought the it's Missus Princibles. Is the apples? I
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: bought the apples? Missus Princibles I bought I believe it
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: was chocolate like covered cookies, Missus Princibles. I feel like
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: I've only dabbled into Missus printables.
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: Whoever she is?
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: What an amazing woman, right, beautiful woman? Okay, a lovely lady.
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: Do you not remember what you ordered this year? I
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: think I only got pretzels this year. Like they're chocolate
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: and caramel dipped pretzels, so it's like a pretzel rod. Yeah,
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: but it's dipped in caramel first and then there's a
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: layer of chocolate that goes over the top.
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: And they decorate them all up. Dude, Sweet and meat
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: to coming, ho ho ho, what a season?
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: Sweet to meat Christmas in July on GUVC, Oh my god,
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: always delivers QBC.
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: David sent me his rod. Let's get to another one here.
- 1:23:33Speaker 24: Hey, Mikey and Bob, this is uh Rudolph the when
- 1:23:38Speaker 24: you met at stuff a bus. Well we've already met.
- 1:23:41Speaker 3: Hey, all right, Rudolph, we bet you plenty of times.
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: He's yeah, he's a guy and one to drink of
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: the monster. Yeah, Thursday night he was out at stuff
- 1:23:49Speaker 3: bus last weekend, and Friday morning he was a stuff
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: bus und pounding a big green monster Friday morning. Uh,
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: just a couple of days ago on it's stuff bus,
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: six buses and all that for toys for tots. Thank
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: you to everybody. Rudolph guy in a Rudolph costume. Right
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: Friday morning, we're like waiting for the build up here.
- 1:24:09Speaker 4: You know.
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: It's like it's like seven o'clock in the morning. Rudolph
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: told us he has to go to work at like
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: nine thirty. So he's out in the parking lot by himself.
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: But he's got the head off and he's just drinking
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: a monster energy drinking being. Bob just saw him and
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: it's just like that's Rudolph was up early, going going
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: through it.
- 1:24:26Speaker 24: Yeah, that's something right, you haven't done animal mating noises
- 1:24:28Speaker 24: in a while? Do you have any reindeer mating noises?
- 1:24:32Speaker 24: I know that I can do a cat and made noises,
- 1:24:35Speaker 24: a cat and heat.
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: Why what's happening? Okay?
- 1:24:40Speaker 6: All right, I tell you mad noises?
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: All right, we've lost control of this show right now. No,
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: it's not. It's skills.
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: You're all bad. A secret skill. Okay, headless Rudolph drinking
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: a monster energy drink. Just did cat and heat noises
- 1:24:55Speaker 3: for us. You know what cat and heat inside that
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: Rudolph costume? I can't see so good? By the way,
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: up on a monster we played? Uh we played, We
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: played new turtle mating noises earlier in the show, so
- 1:25:13Speaker 3: to tell us we haven't played animal mating noises. Yeah,
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: walk in the last two hours because turtle.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: Mating was on the show earlier.
- 1:25:22Speaker 3: Turtle with a stump a tree, Stumpy turtleskind of stump too.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: Just couldn't see the video Stumpy the turtle.
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I don't know if I have what he
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: wanted reindeer mating, right, Yeah, I don't think I have
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: reindeer mating noises.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: I don't think I have reindeer mating noises.
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: Sure, I mean I have a deer. I have a deer,
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: but I feel like a deer. I feel like an
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: elk is closer to the reindeer family. I feel like
- 1:25:48Speaker 3: he needs to put back on the reindeer suit and
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: make some mating noises that he made me think might
- 1:25:53Speaker 3: sound like the cat.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: No, we don't need we don't need that.
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, what is this, dude? I am gonna
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: blindly play something that I have over here. Okay, it's
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: just called reindeer noises. I don't know what this is, Okay,
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: like it's from last year. Okay, I don't know what
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: this is. It just says reindeer. Okay, I'm just.
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: All right, all right, I mean sure that's not me.
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: They could be.
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: I mean, there's a couple of pumps in there right
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: there are there in the middle there you hear.
- 1:26:36Speaker 13: Right here?
- 1:26:38Speaker 6: Come on?
- 1:26:40Speaker 3: And then I found one that just says reindeer baby honking,
- 1:26:43Speaker 3: all right, Like the reindeer wasn't actually honking anything. I
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: guess that's just what they call the noise that a
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: baby reindeer makes. It's a smaller reindeer, no, not full
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: grown yet, and it honks. So you know, maybe I
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: didn't find the best reindeer mating noises. But we all know,
- 1:27:08Speaker 3: now what a baby reindeer. Hank's like, it's Mikey and Bob.
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: You're Oddlishey Buddies ninety six Morning Freak Show. We just
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: had our guide mark on a little earlier. Every year
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: he does twelve Days of Christmas, but twelve Days of
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: Mikey and Bob and just does things from the show.
- 1:27:29Speaker 3: Another great year, another great performance by him. Let's get
- 1:27:32Speaker 3: to this talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 1:27:34Speaker 16: I'm mike Yi and Bob.
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: It's Christy.
- 1:27:36Speaker 16: H I was listening the Twelve Days of by King
- 1:27:40Speaker 16: Bob and struggling to keep it together at my donkin
- 1:27:44Speaker 16: in the office. Sorry, just to tell you guys, that
- 1:27:49Speaker 16: was great, and I'm gonna have five calls to sell
- 1:27:54Speaker 16: the team.
- 1:27:55Speaker 6: Stuck at ahead, Okay, yeah, okay.
- 1:27:59Speaker 13: Love you.
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: She like hiding in the bathroom, just giggling in the bathroom,
- 1:28:05Speaker 3: got the giggles from twelve Days of Mikey and Bob.
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: And He's like, all right, well maybe I should be
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: Uh somebody just hear her sing to sell the team
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: line from outside the bathroom door.
- 1:28:14Speaker 3: All right, uh yeah, thank you. Again to Mark for
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: doing twelve days of Mikey and Bob on the on
- 1:28:19Speaker 3: the show this morning. Uh, coach Tomlin has a weekly
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: press conference. Breast did I wow? Yeah, a breast conference. Hey,
- 1:28:31Speaker 3: tom One's gonna whip his puppies out.
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: Draw it. Listen.
- 1:28:40Speaker 3: But I've been just catching I want something specialist holiday
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: season from my best friend. Okay, I've already had I've
- 1:28:46Speaker 3: always had this fantasy about Mike Tomlin.
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: All right, man, what was I gonna say? Oh?
- 1:28:52Speaker 3: Yes, press conference, press conference. Hey, they got black and
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: gold castles on them.
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, whip your terrible Tomlins out. I
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: call him Tartis.
- 1:29:13Speaker 3: If you want to see the video of Bob wearing
- 1:29:15Speaker 3: a Santa hat a Santa Beard shirtless with.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: Nipple covers on.
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: That video is on the ninety six to one kiss
- 1:29:24Speaker 3: pgh Instagram account and a side note on Facebook marketplace
- 1:29:27Speaker 3: the Santa Mark Jesus man, just our we sidetracked now
- 1:29:32Speaker 3: the Facebook marketplace Santa market Is.
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: It's heating up. Yeah, okay.
- 1:29:39Speaker 3: Bob during the show sends the group chat a screenshot
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: of just multiple Santas and Missus claws that you cannire
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: I didn't know there were so many Facebook Marketplace Santa's
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: that you could lure to your home for fifty dollars
- 1:29:54Speaker 3: or seventy five dollars, like an hour. Yeah, you gotta
- 1:29:59Speaker 3: find one on that. This one you get mister and
- 1:30:01Speaker 3: missus Claus for fifty bucks. Okay, fifty bucks an hour
- 1:30:05Speaker 3: for both of them. It's not a real beard, though,
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: a real beard. One's lowest, lowest, real, real natural beard
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: that Santa I founded, seventy five dollars.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: Okay, what will Santa do for? Doesn't say? More importantly,
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: he doesn't say what he won't do? Are you fighting local?
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: I am on marketplace here, man, There are no rules
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: on Facebook marketplace.
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: All right, all right, I've seen some things.
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: We're giving away Steelers tickets for the Monday night game
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: coming up against the Dolphins.
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: It just scares me.
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: The Dolphins are six and seven. Man, It's just it
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: feels like one of the games.
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: Man. I'm not saying they're gonna lose, but it just
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: feels like one of those games where we're looking down
- 1:30:49Speaker 3: the road. We got the Lions coming up after that,
- 1:30:51Speaker 3: you know, Raven's coming up. I think I can hire
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: a couple of these Santas to wrestle in my front yard.
- 1:30:59Speaker 3: What if I book to Santa's at the same time.
- 1:31:02Speaker 3: It's a binding contract. I gotta eat for an hour, alright,
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: A slate match?
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: Yeah, what if I say match? All right? They show
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: up like, what do you need me to do? Any
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: kids around like, no Santa, No, No, there's gonna be
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: nobody sitting on your lap.
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: And then another santap here from around the house, around
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: the corner.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: What's he doing? Bad Santa?
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: There's one good sand in one bad Santa, and they
- 1:31:26Speaker 3: got a wrestle. I mean it doesn't say they won't. Hey,
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: I was gonna play. More people entering for Steelers Dolphins.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: We want people to be Steelers Santa in gift.
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: Ones in Roville. All right, go ahead, go ahead, Steelers Santa.
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Yeah, tell us who you want to be
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: Steeler Santa for?
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: And why you want tickets to Monday Night Football and uh,
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: you know, well randomly pick somebody. Hey, Mike, you bob.
- 1:31:56Speaker 5: My name is Kelly.
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: I want to be a Steeler Santa for my boss.
- 1:32:00Speaker 23: He's from Italy and I feel that it'.
- 1:32:03Speaker 7: To experience the ultimate Pittsburgh experience by sitting his urs
- 1:32:07Speaker 7: outside in the cold, yeah.
- 1:32:09Speaker 23: And watching the Steelers yeah, play football. Watching He has
- 1:32:13Speaker 23: been an amazing boss to me and has supported me.
- 1:32:18Speaker 6: For a very long time.
- 1:32:19Speaker 3: And wow, he's a great guy.
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:32:22Speaker 3: Wants to take the Boss from Italy? I mean very
- 1:32:25Speaker 3: first Steeler game. You really want to show the Boss
- 1:32:27Speaker 3: a good Pittsburgh time. I got two over.
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: This is this season.
- 1:32:37Speaker 11: When you're in the mood for Holwardly music, listen live
- 1:32:43Speaker 11: with the iHeartRadio app and on Pittsburgh's number one Christmas
- 1:32:46Speaker 11: music station.
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: Ninety four point five three WS.
- 1:32:51Speaker 3: Mike, you Bob, It's ninety six moneth Yes, Morning for
- 1:32:53Speaker 3: eight show. Hey, how about it? Let's go Pans tonight,
- 1:32:55Speaker 3: Mane Friday night game tonight too. Penguin's taken on the
- 1:33:00Speaker 3: Ducks at home seven o'clock tonight. Let's get to another
- 1:33:03Speaker 3: talkback message he brought to us by One Team Media.
- 1:33:05Speaker 25: It's our guy, Dan from Honda, You boys, Dan from Honda. Yeah, Dan,
- 1:33:10Speaker 25: just finishing up the podcast from last week. Just goes
- 1:33:13Speaker 25: out to you Pittsburgh. He's six buses. Congratulations. We're all
- 1:33:18Speaker 25: so proud of you. Love you, guys. Love you is Pittsburgh.
- 1:33:23Speaker 25: Let's go Steelers. Sell the team, Bob.
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: He's hitting all the notes there, lou have you, Pittsburgh,
- 1:33:30Speaker 3: Let's go Steelers, sell the.
- 1:33:33Speaker 2: Team, Bob. Dan from Honda is awesome man.
- 1:33:36Speaker 3: Dan from Honda is always the one who appears when
- 1:33:39Speaker 3: we go hang out with Chef thom at get going, McCanless.
- 1:33:43Speaker 3: It's working right there at the Honda place. It's like,
- 1:33:46Speaker 3: Dan from Honda just feels our presence. What are you
- 1:33:49Speaker 3: swatting at there?
- 1:33:50Speaker 6: What do you.
- 1:33:53Speaker 14: What?
- 1:33:54Speaker 2: What is that curly? Know where it came from? It
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: just nothing should be floating in the studio like that.
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: The mustache hair that's way too long and curly. I
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: don't like it. Well, now I guess why.
- 1:34:10Speaker 3: I know why you were swapping it away from you,
- 1:34:13Speaker 3: because it was about the dude there was about to
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: land on you like one of them Penguins prizes. And
- 1:34:17Speaker 3: that drops that interimation like it was dude, it was coming,
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: it's going to It might have just been dust something bad,
- 1:34:23Speaker 3: curly dust something. There's no such thing as curly does Where.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: Was hair just coming from?
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: Dude?
- 1:34:29Speaker 2: You like stopped everything and you start swatting that hair.
- 1:34:31Speaker 2: I don't want to know, man, I don't want to know.
- 1:34:37Speaker 8: Is that it?
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: What do you want to name the podcast? Yeah, we're
- 1:34:39Speaker 2: at the end of the show. I don't know how
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: we got here. Was it a good show?
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: Today?
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: It was a show?
- 1:34:43Speaker 3: Okay, we had fun. I had fun, good time. We
- 1:34:46Speaker 3: always feel like if we're having fun, they're having fun
- 1:34:48Speaker 3: with us. But yeah, we're all friends. What do you
- 1:34:50Speaker 3: want to name in the podcast?
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: Today? Twelve days of Washy Washy. I am stunned that
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: there's a whole crew the thing, no washy washy, no
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: yummy yummy man.
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: Rules are the rules on.
- 1:35:04Speaker 3: The cruise You get by the buffet and there's a
- 1:35:06Speaker 3: whole washy washy performance. I never knew that single performances,
- 1:35:11Speaker 3: sometimes the group. Sometimes they have instruments.
- 1:35:14Speaker 2: I learned a lot on the show today, like a cruise.
- 1:35:16Speaker 3: Ship superstar whoever gets selected to be the washy washy person.
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: Learn that deer can't see bright orange. So that's why
- 1:35:24Speaker 3: like hunters wear like bright orange, because you know, not
- 1:35:26Speaker 3: only can other hunters see you for safety, but the
- 1:35:29Speaker 3: deer can't even see you.
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: Yeah wild wild, oh wow, dogs can draft.
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: Also learned that you know, not today, but just in general,
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: all right, get caught up on the podcast if you
- 1:35:41Speaker 3: missed any of the show, anything else.
- 1:35:43Speaker 2: We gotta tell the kids here, No, we're good. Oh,
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: by the way, churs Folk Island.
- 1:35:46Speaker 3: Tonight they're finding the treasure on History channels, so wow,
- 1:35:49Speaker 3: not coming to work ever again.
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: And they're finding the trees when you're never showing up again.
- 1:35:54Speaker 2: What's the what's the jackpot tonight?
- 1:35:56Speaker 7: What is it?
- 1:35:57Speaker 2: It's tomorrow?
- 1:35:57Speaker 3: Powerball's like nine hundred eighties or something sixties.
- 1:36:02Speaker 2: I'm wearing this. Yeah, this one's mine. Do I get
- 1:36:05Speaker 2: some a little bit?
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: If if if one of us hit one of the game,
- 1:36:09Speaker 3: we both hit the bottle, we would take care of
- 1:36:12Speaker 3: each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a couple million here and there.
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, Oh geez, we're doing the what would
- 1:36:18Speaker 3: you do if you do?
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: If you I'm turning our mics off, man Ryan, see
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: Christ can do better than we did today.
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