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Donald Drumpf Theatre: America's Heel Turn or The Rumble in the Oval · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_00: It's time again for Donald.
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  SPEAKER_03: Drunk.
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  SPEAKER_03: Theater.
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  SPEAKER_03: No one knows what is up or down.
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  SPEAKER_03: Black or white.
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  SPEAKER_03: Legal or impeachable.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everything is made believe in Donald.
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  SPEAKER_03: Drunk.
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  SPEAKER_03: Theater.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let's pull the curtain back.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are controlling transmission if we wish to make it louder.
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  SPEAKER_03: We will bring up the body.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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  You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
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  of things and ideas.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've just crossed over into
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  SPEAKER_03: I hear it's fake news, but maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake news, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, would I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  The president of the United States has the authority to do what
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  the president has
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  SPEAKER_03: the authority to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've declared myself as king.
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  SPEAKER_03: I learned a lot from Richard Nixon.
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  SPEAKER_03: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could cause panic much better than even you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could do much... I would make you look like a minor league player.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I would get.
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  SPEAKER_00: The things that this show has called him,
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  SPEAKER_00: this approach is...
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess it's kind of like we're living in the twilight zone.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ladies and gentlemen...
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, let's get ready to rumble!
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald John.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're gambling with the lives of millions of people.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gambling with World War III.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're gambling with World War III,
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  SPEAKER_03: and what you're doing is very disrespectful to the country,
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  SPEAKER_03: this country.
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  SPEAKER_03: Please,
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  SPEAKER_01: you think that if you will speak very loudly about the war you can...
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  SPEAKER_03: He's not speaking loudly.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's not speaking loudly.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump.
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  Are we not the Superman?
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you pure Superman?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we are the Superman.
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  Super doper Superman.
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  Is this Nazi land so good?
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  Would you leave it if you could?
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  Yeah, this Nazi land is good.
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  We would leave it if we could.
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  We bring the world new order.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: Your country's in big trouble.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've done a lot of talking.
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  SPEAKER_03: Your country is in big trouble.
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  SPEAKER_03: Be higher.
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  SPEAKER_03: Higher.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right in.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: Space not to love.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is a great disgrace.
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  SPEAKER_03: So be higher.
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  SPEAKER_03: Higher.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right in.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: Space not to love.
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  Music Music Music
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  If you didn't have our military equipment,
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  this war would have been over in two weeks.
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  SPEAKER_00: In three days.
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  SPEAKER_03: I heard it from Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: In three days.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Johnson.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would get along with Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've dealt with Russia.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think I would have a great relationship with Russia and with Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would at the same time get along very well with Vladimir Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's Vladimir Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: Have you ever met the guy?
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a tough guy.
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  SPEAKER_03: I met him once.
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  The biggest thing we have is that we were on 60 Minutes
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  together and we had fantastic ratings.
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  SPEAKER_03: One of your best rated shows in a long time.
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  SPEAKER_03: So that was good, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: So we were stable mates.
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  SPEAKER_03: nothing to do with Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've never spoken to him.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know anything about him other than he will respect me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I never met Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is not my best friend.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know the gentleman.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know Putin.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I have no relationship with a mother.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then he called me a genius.
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  SPEAKER_03: He said Donald Trump is a genius.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, they want me to refute his statement.
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  SPEAKER_03: How dare you say I'm brilliant?
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  SPEAKER_03: Then Putin said Donald Trump is a genius.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's going to be the next great leader of the United States.
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  SPEAKER_03: Guy calls you a genius.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is anybody going to disavow?
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  SPEAKER_03: We don't disavow.
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  SPEAKER_03: How dare?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a...
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's going to do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you respect Putin?
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  SPEAKER_03: I do respect.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't love.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't hate.
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll see how it works.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look, from everything I see has no respect for this person.
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  Well,
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  that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president of the
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  United States.
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  SPEAKER_03: No puppet.
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  SPEAKER_03: No puppet.
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  SPEAKER_03: If Putin likes Donald Trump, guess what, folks?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's called an asset, not a liability.
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  SPEAKER_03: Putin went through a hell of a lot with me.
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  SPEAKER_03: He went through a phony witch hunt where they used him and Russia.
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  SPEAKER_03: He had nothing to do with it.
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  SPEAKER_03: It came out of Hunter Biden's bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_03: It came out of Hunter Biden's bedroom.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then they said, oh, oh, the laptop from hell was made by Russia.
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  SPEAKER_03: The 51 agents, the whole thing was a scam.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he had to put up with that.
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  Americans are still trying to process the global realignment
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  that has occurred
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  SPEAKER_03: following the disastrous Oval Office meeting between the president,
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  SPEAKER_03: J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vance, and Vladimir Zelensky.
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  SPEAKER_03: What happened, they say?
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  SPEAKER_03: Are we still America, they say?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who signed our way on, they say?
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  SPEAKER_03: In just 10 minutes, Donald Trump reversed 80 years of post-war U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: foreign policy a mere six weeks ago.
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  SPEAKER_03: Keep in mind,
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  SPEAKER_03: a mere six weeks ago,
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  America defended democracy against autocrats and promoted free
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  and open societies
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  SPEAKER_03: all around the world.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, we're on the same pickleball team with Russia.
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  The best way that I can explain what happened and show
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  Americans how to process
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  this new reality was with another shocking turn of events from
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  this weekend.
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  SPEAKER_03: On Saturday night at the Elimination Chamber,
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  SPEAKER_03: the WWE shocked the world as John Cena turned heel,
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  SPEAKER_03: joined The Rock,
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  SPEAKER_03: and attacked Cody Rhodes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now...
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  SPEAKER_03: This explains it, folks.
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  SPEAKER_03: All of your shock, all of your disappointment, all of your anger.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's in there.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's in the squared circle.
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  SPEAKER_03: You see,
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  SPEAKER_03: Saturday night,
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  SPEAKER_03: the man who stood for everything,
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  SPEAKER_03: truth,
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  SPEAKER_03: justice,
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  the guy who literally holds the record for the most Make-A-Wish
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  Foundation meetings
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  SPEAKER_03: of all time.
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  SPEAKER_03: People would get cancer just to meet John Cena.
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  SPEAKER_03: Last weekend,
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  SPEAKER_03: Cena flipped the script and went from being a face,
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  SPEAKER_03: a good guy,
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  SPEAKER_03: to a heel,
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  SPEAKER_03: a bad guy.
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  SPEAKER_03: The current WWE champion is one Cody Rhodes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Cody Rhodes is the people's champ.
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  SPEAKER_03: Unquestioned bravery.
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  SPEAKER_03: He stands in for Zelensky in this metaphor.
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  A couple of weeks ago,
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  The Rock,
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  the now evil owner of the WWE,
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  Putin in our story,
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  SPEAKER_03: made Cody Rhodes an offer.
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  The one thing that I want more than anything in this world is
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  that I want your soul.
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  SPEAKER_03: But sir, I am smaller and weaker than you.
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  It will take incredible bravery for me to protect my soul and
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  the soul of my people.
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  SPEAKER_03: But luckily, I am not protecting my soul alone.
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  SPEAKER_03: For I have the support of the great John Cena!
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  So,
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  Cody Rhodes,
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  Zelensky,
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  told Vladimir Putin,
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  Rob,
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  no soul for you,
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  mother f***er!
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's when they met in the Oval Office.
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  America went to hug Zelensky,
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  but when America looked up,
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  somehow,
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  Putin...
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  SPEAKER_03: had given John Cena the international sign for its time.
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  And rather than repudiate Putin,
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  America smelled what the rock was cooking.
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  SPEAKER_03: And through that borschty haze, America delivered the nut shot.
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  SPEAKER_03: The nut shot to the hopes and dreams of Ukrainians everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then for no reason,
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  America jumped on Zelensky and started punching him in the face
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  as many times as he could.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where aren't they?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a Russian flag.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's Ukraine.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a contract.
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  SPEAKER_03: And no, no, no, no, no.
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  There was a deal that was going to be signed between the United
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  States and the Ukraine.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're calling it a deal.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was more of like an extortion.
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  SPEAKER_03: to sign over the rare earth minerals.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vibranium.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Zelensky,
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  SPEAKER_03: the old Ukrainian president,
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  SPEAKER_03: came to Washington to nail out a deal over rare earth minerals,
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  SPEAKER_03: and then it went completely off the rails.
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  SPEAKER_03: Question off the top.
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  SPEAKER_03: How did Trump greet the Ukrainian president?
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  SPEAKER_03: who is, as of right now, still America's ally.
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  SPEAKER_03: A chest bump?
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not impossible.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump greeted President Zelensky with a customary American nagging.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's all dressed up today.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bitch, my country is at war.
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  SPEAKER_03: I need to be dressed in war shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Traditionally, diplomatic attire requires a tie that covers your balls.
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  SPEAKER_03: You want me to be tough?
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  SPEAKER_03: I could be tougher than any human being you've ever seen.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd be so tough.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_03: His tie is covering his balls.
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  SPEAKER_03: And may I say, did you not find that comforting?
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  SPEAKER_03: It is I, president and CEO of Gaza Hotel and Casino, Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I'd like to welcome President Zelensky here to this incredible trap.
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  It's going to be a big,
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  beautiful trap,
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  and we're going to attack him very soon for no reason.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, J.D.?
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  SPEAKER_03: Watch out, because this kitty's got claws.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  very much and uh marco rubio's here too little marco little
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  marco are you excited
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  to attack our european ally um knowing less before we get
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  started i'd like to thank
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  SPEAKER_03: president zielinski for dressing like casual star trek
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  SPEAKER_03: We love Star Trek because there's no DEI.
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  The white guy was the leader,
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  and he bossed around Spock,
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  who I believe was Guatemalan.
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  SPEAKER_03: We love that.
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  SPEAKER_03: President Zelensky, you want to say a few words?
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  Maybe tell Mr.
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  Putin how much you love him and that you're sorry you invaded Russia.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe offer him one night with your wife.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mr. President, with all due respect.
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  SPEAKER_03: Excuse me?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, what?
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  SPEAKER_03: If Trump was bad cop, who was in there playing good cop?
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  SPEAKER_03: There wasn't one.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was Vice President J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vance who rolled out the Ohio hospitality like this.
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  SPEAKER_01: For four years in the United States of America,
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  we had a president who stood up at press conferences and talked
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  tough about
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  SPEAKER_01: Vladimir Putin,
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  and then Putin invaded Ukraine and destroyed a significant
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  chunk of the country.
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  SPEAKER_01: What makes America a good country is America engaging in diplomacy.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what President Trump is doing.
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  They had said what he had to say,
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  then Zaleski hit him with the old,
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  well,
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  actually.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I ask you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he occupied our parts, big parts of Ukraine, parts of East and Crimea.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he occupied it on 2014.
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  SPEAKER_03: Those time was Obama,
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  SPEAKER_03: then President Obama,
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  SPEAKER_03: then President Trump,
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  SPEAKER_03: then President Biden,
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  SPEAKER_03: now President Trump and God bless.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now President Trump will stop him.
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  SPEAKER_01: But during 2014, nobody stopped him.
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  SPEAKER_01: He just occupied and took.
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  SPEAKER_01: He killed people.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: Facts are rude.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, sometimes you've got the Ukraine's playing shit to people.
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  He came in,
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  laid it out,
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  and tied them up in their own words in his fourth language.
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  SPEAKER_03: That is how easy it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Zelensky said what he had to say.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here was Vance in response.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I have to jump in here because that's how we planned this.
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  SPEAKER_03: What happened to thank you?
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  SPEAKER_01: With respect,
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  I think it's disrespectful for you to come into the Oval Office
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  and try to litigate
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  SPEAKER_01: this in front of the American media.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right now,
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  you guys are going around and forcing conscripts to the front
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  lines because you
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  SPEAKER_01: have manpower problems.
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  You should be thanking the president for trying to bring an end
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  to this conflict.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've said thank you.
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  SPEAKER_03: You didn't say it now.
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  SPEAKER_03: But you didn't say it now when you walked in here.
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  SPEAKER_03: You didn't say thank you.
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  SPEAKER_03: You didn't say anything about us being handsome.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look, he's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: And we're very handsome, OK?
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  SPEAKER_03: Our ties are matching.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they're growing, frankly, by the minute.
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  SPEAKER_03: We don't even have to dust in here anymore.
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  SPEAKER_03: The ties sweep away the dust.
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  SPEAKER_03: And yet you don't compliment the ties.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't say thank you.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't tell us how hot we look, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't say, if I was gay, I'd be all over you, too?
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and we're supposed to help you?
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  SPEAKER_03: But if I could just say... You have been talking this entire time!
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, does the sign outside say, Ukraine house?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, it says, America house.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, man, look at Rubio over there, fully dissociating.
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  SPEAKER_03: He looks like Homer Simpson disappearing into that hedge.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sorry if I...
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: you say you want to end this war,
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  SPEAKER_03: but frankly,
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  SPEAKER_03: you don't have the cards,
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  SPEAKER_03: okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: I have the cards, all right?
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  SPEAKER_03: I have skip.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have draw four.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have get out of jail free.
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  SPEAKER_03: The Supreme Court gave me that one.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have Pikachu and Charmander and Charizard.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't have the cards right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: With us, you start having cards.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not playing cards.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right now, you're playing cards.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're playing cards.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're gambling with the lives of millions of people.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're gambling with World War III.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're gambling with World War III.
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  And what you're doing is very disrespectful to the country,
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  this country.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's back to you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Far more than a lot of people said they should have.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: told Zelensky, you should be thanking me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Remember thank you?
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  You haven't said thank you to us once in the past 15 seconds
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  I've been yelling at you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, how do you think old Zelensky responded to that?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure he realized the error of his ways.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here, take 80% of our natural wealth.
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  SPEAKER_03: Zelensky clapped back with this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Have you ever been to Ukraine that you say what problems we have?
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  SPEAKER_03: Have you ever been there before?
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  SPEAKER_03: Have you been to Ukraine?
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_03: To which J.D.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_03: Vance said...
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: I've actually watched and seen the stories,
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: and I know what happens is you bring people,
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: you bring them on a propaganda tour,
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: Mr.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: President.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: If you watch it, you've been there.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_03: I've watched Star Wars, man.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: I've been to the Dagobah system.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: I've been to Tatooine.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: I've seen the stories.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't have the time to read them.
• 17:31
  And I'm sure that,
• 17:32
  you know,
• 17:32
  they have a trip planned because obviously Joe Biden did it.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_00: So, of course, they're going to walk and see what's going on.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:39
  Yeah.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_03: As soon as there's a Trump Tower they can stay at.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: The disastrous meeting ended.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_02: A planned press conference canceled.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_02: And Zelensky and his entourage were told to leave the White House.
• 17:54
  Come back,
• 17:54
  they were told by the Secretary of State,
• 17:56
  when you're ready for peace.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_02: Trump later left for a weekend in Florida, having said his piece.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_03: This is going to be great television, I will say that.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that depends.
• 18:08
  Is watching the president shit on a weaker ally for not wanting
• 18:11
  to be conquered?
• 18:11
  MVP tries to see if he can wrap his lips around his boss's
• 18:14
  arsehole from a neighbouring couch.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_02: Good television.
• 18:16
  I'd argue it's more hit your TV with a hammer until the paint
• 18:19
  stops television,
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_02: but reasonable people can disagree.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_02: The whole spectacle was awful.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: The Ukrainian ambassador to the US had her head in her hands.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_02: Marco Rubio seemed to be actively trying to sink inside the couch.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: And for what it's worth,
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: Zelensky has thanked Americans and the US 33 times at the very least,
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: which feels like enough.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: Scott, I've never seen anything like that.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_01: You've never seen anything like that.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: Just wow.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: That was something.
• 18:49
  Now,
• 18:49
  of course,
• 18:49
  there is one big difference between the WWE and the world of politics.
• 18:54
  In the WWE,
• 18:55
  they seem very clear on who the good guys and who the bad guys are.
• 18:59
  Nobody walked out of the match pretending that the guy who got
• 19:02
  nut shotted was the bad guy.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: There was this attitude of ungratefulness,
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: seeing his smirk,
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: seeing him roll his eyes,
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: seeing him refer to J.D.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_01: Vance, the vice president, as J.D.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_03: He shows up in his equinox chic outfit to the doggone Oval Office.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: President Zelensky was also antagonistic, and frankly, he was rude.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: So impertinent, so disrespectful.
• 19:24
  Tone deaf going in and fighting back,
• 19:27
  getting sassy with the president and the...
• 19:29
  He was sassy.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: He was sassy.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: He was sassy.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: He was a real scallywag.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I would say if I was there in the Oval Office with him?
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'd say, you better watch your tone, mister.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: Excuse me,
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: mister,
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_03: we'll decide where you're gonna fight them,
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_03: whether it's on the beaches or not or whatever.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: Poor guy, Zelensky.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_03: His nation was invaded.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_03: He's against all odds, held off a much bigger army for three years.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: And we're like, would it kill you to smile a little more?
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: Dress a little nicer.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: You're a beautiful country.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody would know.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: Show off what you got.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I'm talking about?
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe some of those rare medals I've been hearing some about.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: But of course,
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: if you criticize Trump's very clear hostility to Zelensky and very clear
• 20:24
  appreciation of Putin as being suspicious or a repudiation of
• 20:29
  American values as
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_03: they've been outlined since World War II,
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: Trump's people quickly set up straw men north of Richmond.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: If there are no negotiations, what is the alternative?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: Another four years of war?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: We're not saying there should be no negotiations.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: We're just surprised at the side you seem to be negotiating for.
• 20:48
  President Trump recognizes the urgent need to end this war
• 20:52
  after three long,
• 20:53
  bloody years.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: President Zelensky has different aims in mind.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, bullshit.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure everybody wants it.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody wants to end all.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: Hitler wanted to end the war, just not the way it ended.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: You're pretending that we have no other options.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: Our hearts all break with the suffering and loss and death.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: But you know what would be even worse?
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: World War III.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I'm sure your heart, in quotation marks, is breaking.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: But in your little zero-sum formulation, you are correct.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: Total capitulation by Ukraine,
• 21:31
  loss of all their mineral wealth and no security guarantees is
• 21:35
  still better than
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: World War III.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_03: But you know,
• 21:39
  everything sounds better if the only other option you're
• 21:42
  presenting us is World War III.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: These guys are so up Trump's ass,
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: they can't even admit that this meeting was Russia's wet dream.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_03: The world is now watching how Trump behaves and acts when he's pressed.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_03: I thought he stood up for America,
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: that we're a good people,
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: we want to help you,
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: but we're going to be respected.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I think Moscow is probably more afraid of Trump than ever.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, people get terribly afraid when someone viciously takes their side.
• 22:22
  This is the actual Russian state television view on Russia's fearfulness.
• 22:29
  The new administration is rapidly changing all foreign policy configurations.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: This largely coincides with our vision.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_01: America said, do whatever you want.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: It has nothing to do with us.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's such a pleasure to watch.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, he is taking our bread and butter.
• 22:46
  We wanted to saw the Western world into pieces,
• 22:49
  but he decided to saw through it himself.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: Not only are the Russians not fearful, they're f***ing delighted.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know how hard it is to delight a Russian?
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: There's only two ways to do it.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: Break up the Western Democratic order or bear on roller skates.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's the only two ways.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: None of this is to say Zelensky handled this meeting well.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone knows by now Trump's love language is subservience.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: If he calls your wife ugly, you praise him.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_03: If he calls you widow, you run his state department.
• 23:23
  And if you're a foreign leader who wants to be on good terms
• 23:25
  with America,
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: you've got to butter Trump up like he's Texas toast.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: British PM Keir Tharmer knows how it's done.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_03: It is my pleasure to bring from His Majesty the King a letter.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_03: He sends his best wishes.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's an invitation for a second state visit.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: This is really special.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: This has never happened before.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: This is unprecedented.
• 23:50
  And I think that just symbolises the strength of the
• 23:54
  relationship between us.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: So this is a very special letter.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: That's how you do it, Zelensky.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's a letter from the king.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's got a wax seal on it.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: It was brought here by Harry Potter's owl.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: What a delight.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: The king is throwing you a ball.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_03: You'll be the belle of the ball.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_03: And then I'll sweep your chimney.
• 24:36
  Zelensky shouldn't have gone in there with Russia hasn't abided
• 24:39
  by any ceasefire agreement,
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: so we can't trust him.
• 24:41
  Should have gone in there with a dessert cart and a Kiev hotel opportunity.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: So this meeting has deeply wounded America's alliance with Ukraine.
• 24:51
  I worry that the president is actually not interested in a deal
• 24:55
  about Ukraine.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: And but I don't understand it.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: The question now, Jim, is what happens in Europe?
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: How does this make America great again?
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: It just does not make any sense.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_03: You poor dumb bastards.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: It makes perfect sense.
• 25:15
  It was a heel turn designed to create the alliance Trump always
• 25:21
  wanted in the first place.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: What's to understand?
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_03: Trump and the Republicans like Putin better.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_03: The Ukrainian government is attacking Christians.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: Russia is not doing that.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_00: They're not attacking Christianity.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: As a matter of fact, they seem to be protecting it.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: By bombing other Christians.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: So everyone's wondering, why isn't Trump aligning himself with the West?
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_03: In his mind, he is.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Western civilization, not Europe.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: To most of us, Russia is not that.
• 25:58
  Because we,
• 25:58
  and historically everyone,
• 26:00
  has used the West to mean Western values.
• 26:03
  Europe represents the expansion of liberties advocated by great
• 26:07
  Enlightenment
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: thinkers like Locke,
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_03: Voltaire,
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_03: and Rousseau.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_03: But to MAGA, this is Europe.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: It's f***ing gay.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_03: Super gay.
• 26:20
  When MAGA talks about Western civilization,
• 26:23
  they mean the Knights Templar.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_03: Still pretty gay.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta say.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: But excitingly so.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_03: But that's the thing.
• 26:37
  It's not democracy versus dictatorship or capitalism versus
• 26:40
  communism anymore.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's woke versus unwoke.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: And Russia is not woke.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_03: They're very tired.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: They're comatose.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't decided in a particularly volatile meeting on Friday.
• 26:54
  You got to give credit where credit is due to MAGA architect
• 26:58
  Steve Bannon.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: They've been working on taking out the EU for a while now.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: It's a global revolt.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: It's a zeitgeist.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: We're on the right side of history.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: The beating heart of the globalist project is in Brussels.
• 27:11
  If I drive the stake through the vampire,
• 27:14
  the whole thing will start to dissipate.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_03: We'll call it the movement or the cause or something like that.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_01: And that's literally when we take over the EU.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_03: What a concise, centrally planned social engineering scheme.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_03: But here we are,
• 27:30
  the end result of a scripted arc that culminates in America
• 27:33
  betraying its old
• 27:34
  alliance for the lore of a strongman partnership that carves up
• 27:38
  the world's rich
• 27:38
  bounties and places classic democratic values behind
• 27:42
  transactional convenience.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: So say it with me, conspiracy theorists.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_03: By design, it's a new world order.