Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / 74. Caterina Sforza - Renaissance Woman
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- 4:04Speaker 2: here we are, and hopefully, hopefully, you know, I'll at
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- 4:25Speaker 2: But I know what you're thinking, You're thinking, what your
- 4:26Speaker 2: gibber drabber in fact me, in fact you, I will,
- 4:29Speaker 2: But first we've got to get our source on. Our
- 4:33Speaker 2: sources are Caterina Sforza by Pierre Desdueriro Pasolini, Caterinus Forza
- 4:43Speaker 2: and the Art of Appearances, Gender, Art and Culture in
- 4:46Speaker 2: Early modern Italy by Joyce Devrees. A History of Milan
- 4:50Speaker 2: under This Sporza by Mary Cecily Adde, The Art of
- 4:54Speaker 2: War by Nicolo Machiavelli, Caterina Sforza, The Lioness of by
- 5:01Speaker 2: Marco Veroli, Barons and Castellans, The Military and Nobility of
- 5:05Speaker 2: Renaissance Italy by Christine Shaw, Katerina Sforza by Cecilia Brogi
- 5:11Speaker 2: progy Progi, The tigriss of Forley Reneeso on Italy's most
- 5:15Speaker 2: courageous and notorious Countess Katerina Riaro Sforza, Dimodici by Elizabeth
- 5:21Speaker 2: liv and of course her old favorites Biography dot com,
- 5:24Speaker 2: Smithsonian dot com, and History dot Com. I U sitting
- 5:28Speaker 2: comfortably good, then let's begin. Okay, So now I know
- 5:34Speaker 2: I'm the one that writes this and puts it all
- 5:36Speaker 2: together and creates this. Clearly you can tell this is
- 5:41Speaker 2: on me by my terrible editing skills. But I have
- 5:45Speaker 2: noticed a sort of prevailing theme occurring across across the
- 5:50Speaker 2: podcast as a general rule, and that unlikable women.
- 5:55Speaker 3: I I love.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Talking about unlikable women because the fact they are unlikable
- 6:01Speaker 2: it usually means that their story's been twisted in some
- 6:04Speaker 2: way and it's been messed about, and I want the truth,
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- 6:12Speaker 2: because humans are flawed and I think they're more interesting
- 6:16Speaker 2: with it. And so that leads me to today discussing
- 6:22Speaker 2: the life of an absolute bitch, bloody lover Katerinas Forza,
- 6:29Speaker 2: who was probably one of the better represented characters in
- 6:35Speaker 2: the Assassin's Creed games, or female characters, I should say,
- 6:39Speaker 2: like that that game series just just buggered up stuff
- 6:43Speaker 2: all the time, especially when it came to women in history.
- 6:47Speaker 2: But I mean it was fairly close when it came
- 6:50Speaker 2: to her. But anyway, Caterina's Porza, the Renaissance swimen. She was.
- 6:59Speaker 2: She was just a powerhouse of her time. And the
- 7:04Speaker 2: thing about her being unlikable is the fact that there
- 7:07Speaker 2: were so many men at the time who had the
- 7:09Speaker 2: same power, who were doing what she was doing for
- 7:13Speaker 2: the most part, or at least some of it, and
- 7:16Speaker 2: they would not be treated the same way. Like, if
- 7:20Speaker 2: a man is cruel, it's like, eye's cruel, it's whatever.
- 7:23Speaker 2: But if a woman is cruel, it's like, oh my god,
- 7:24Speaker 2: how does she?
- 7:25Speaker 3: Eh?
- 7:26Speaker 2: But yet it's such a whole, a whole thing. And
- 7:31Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I mentioned her at all in
- 7:33Speaker 2: the Luquetio Borgia episode, which is still the funniest to me,
- 7:38Speaker 2: because I spent like half of the time calling Cesare, Borgia, Cesare,
- 7:46Speaker 2: and I.
- 7:47Speaker 3: Was like, now, I'm not going back to record it.
- 7:48Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. It's been two hours. It's cat
- 7:51Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
- 7:52Speaker 2: But yeah, let's get into Katerina before I ramble for
- 7:56Speaker 2: another like twenty minutes. Okay, So Katerinaza she was born
- 8:02Speaker 2: in fourteen sixty three. Dow, we do we know anything else?
- 8:08Speaker 3: Dew we?
- 8:09Speaker 2: I mean she was born in Milan, which is good.
- 8:12Speaker 2: We have a location and we have a year. See now,
- 8:19Speaker 2: women in Estra usually don't get a birthdate, especially illegitimate ones.
- 8:26Speaker 2: So Katerina was the illegitimate daughter of Galiazzo Marius Foza
- 8:32Speaker 2: and his mistress Lucretzia Landriani. So this Lucrezia as opposed
- 8:38Speaker 2: to knew Lucrezia. She was married to Count gian Piero Landriani,
- 8:45Speaker 2: and so he was actually friends with Galiazzo, like like
- 8:52Speaker 2: they were pals, and he was stooping the wife. It
- 8:57Speaker 2: was a man Renaissance. Italy is a wild place. So
- 9:02Speaker 2: for the first few years of her life she is
- 9:04Speaker 2: raised by her maternal side, her mom's side to the family,
- 9:08Speaker 2: and she ends up being really close to her mum
- 9:10Speaker 2: and they stay close throughout like all of her life.
- 9:14Speaker 2: But when she's three, you know, galliad so he becomes
- 9:19Speaker 2: the Duke of Milan, and so all of his children
- 9:23Speaker 2: are brought to court. They're brought in and he acknowledges
- 9:28Speaker 2: their existence. And this is handy because children are very
- 9:35Speaker 2: good bargaining chips. They're really handy for alliances things like that,
- 9:39Speaker 2: especially daughters, because they are easy to sell. Did I
- 9:45Speaker 2: say sell, I meant trade? Did I say trade?
- 9:48Speaker 1: I meant find them a good decent husband so that
- 9:52Speaker 1: they can have a good marriage for God and stuff
- 9:57Speaker 1: and political alliances.
- 9:59Speaker 2: But yeah, so she grows up being from an Italian
- 10:02Speaker 2: noble family, she gets educated. It's a humanistic education, so
- 10:07Speaker 2: she's learning science and math and Latin and other languages
- 10:12Speaker 2: that I'm not entirely sure of Italian obviously because she's
- 10:16Speaker 2: from Italy, but I assume that she learned like other
- 10:20Speaker 2: sort of notable languages in the area. But like, this
- 10:22Speaker 2: is the same sort of thing we saw with Katherine
- 10:25Speaker 2: of Argon. Like noble women, high ranking women, a lot
- 10:29Speaker 2: of them received the same type of education as their brothers.
- 10:34Speaker 2: Because you didn't want to fuck them about. You didn't
- 10:37Speaker 2: want to raise stupid kids, right, that was their goal,
- 10:41Speaker 2: Like you wanted them to be astute.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're doing that.
- 10:45Speaker 2: But also this is like the burgeoning sort of renaissance.
- 10:49Speaker 2: It's coming, it's coming over the hill, and so you know,
- 10:53Speaker 2: they're being exposed to like poetry and art and music,
- 10:58Speaker 2: like it's very enriched. Oh that's so Bourgie. I'm so
- 11:02Speaker 2: bouge enriched. It's an enriched education, is that not? But anyway,
- 11:10Speaker 2: so when Katerina and her siblings, when they're all brought
- 11:14Speaker 2: to court with you know, the Duke of Milan, their father,
- 11:18Speaker 2: who by the way, also an arsehole, and they basically
- 11:22Speaker 2: get entrusted into the care of his mother, who is
- 11:26Speaker 2: going to sort of raise them right effectively, Now, when
- 11:32Speaker 2: she is five or six, after the Duke's first wife
- 11:37Speaker 2: dies and he remarries his second wife, adopts all of
- 11:43Speaker 2: the children, which then further legitimizes them.
- 11:47Speaker 3: You know, but Renaissance.
- 11:49Speaker 2: Italy is just brimming with illegitimate children at this point.
- 11:52Speaker 2: There's just so many of them. Like it was very
- 11:56Speaker 2: like common and I'm not saying it was accepted per se,
- 12:00Speaker 2: but it was accepted in certain circles, in certain noble circles.
- 12:07Speaker 2: But yeah, she's adopted by Bona of Savoy. So between
- 12:11Speaker 2: her and her grandmother, she has this very political education.
- 12:19Speaker 2: She's very astute, and she also sort of ventures into
- 12:27Speaker 2: botany and apothecary, so this understanding of these sort of
- 12:31Speaker 2: scientific elements, right, and she also learns to hunt, because
- 12:36Speaker 2: like the Jagamalan loved hunting, and so she was often
- 12:40Speaker 2: going here and there with them and as such learn
- 12:43Speaker 2: to hunt. So, according to sources, Katerina Sforza was tall, slim,
- 12:52Speaker 2: beautiful and just very well appreciated in the Milanese court.
- 13:02Speaker 2: And by the time she's fourteen, they're like, she is ready,
- 13:06Speaker 2: let's get her wed. Remember what I said earlier about
- 13:09Speaker 2: you know, using your children's tools for political alliances. Yeah, yeah,
- 13:15Speaker 2: So she's fourteen, and who do they think is the
- 13:18Speaker 2: best match for her? Well that nope, that's not how
- 13:24Speaker 2: you say that. I'm keeping that in because that's funny.
- 13:26Speaker 2: That's what I sound like when I mess up names.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Girolamo Riario, I can't roll the R today, it's not happening.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Girolamo Riario, so Riario as I shall call him, he
- 13:43Speaker 2: was twenty nine and she was fourteen. Now I'm sorry,
- 13:47Speaker 2: I don't care what fucking era you're in.
- 13:50Speaker 3: That is shitty as fuck. That is disgusting.
- 13:55Speaker 2: And Riaro he is the nephew of Pope Us the fifth,
- 14:02Speaker 2: and he's the Pope's nephew, so clearly this is an
- 14:06Speaker 2: advantageous match. Unfortunately, Riarro was an absolute dick, so he's
- 14:14Speaker 2: known as being like cruel and cowardly and lusty is
- 14:19Speaker 2: the term. So basically he was slipping his sword into
- 14:23Speaker 2: everybody sheath right, he was out there doing it clearly.
- 14:29Speaker 2: So they were married, and they end up having eight children.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Not only six survive, but all together they have eight.
- 14:40Speaker 2: And now, before somebody goes all I wish you couldn't
- 14:43Speaker 2: have hated him that much, Listen, listen. She was expected
- 14:49Speaker 2: to do this. She was supposed to bear his children.
- 14:53Speaker 2: That's just how it worked back then. And it doesn't
- 14:56Speaker 2: make it right, it doesn't make it good. It makes
- 14:59Speaker 2: it absolutely shitty, and it's fucking awful that even today
- 15:02Speaker 2: men think this is the way things should be. Sorry, no,
- 15:05Speaker 2: get a grip, get a life. Just go into the
- 15:08Speaker 2: outside world and speak to actual humans. You might learn
- 15:12Speaker 2: a thing or two. I'm just saying sorry.
- 15:14Speaker 3: I've had a lot of trolls.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Recently, and clearly clearly I'm getting irritated by the consistent misogeny.
- 15:22Speaker 3: In our society. But I think when they were.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Like originally betrothed, when this was agreed upon, she was
- 15:29Speaker 2: like ten or something. But by the time she's fourteen,
- 15:33Speaker 2: she does need this marriage. She actually does need it
- 15:36Speaker 2: because in fourteen seventy six, the Duke of Milan, her father,
- 15:42Speaker 2: is assassinated. So she's a fourteen year old girl. She
- 15:47Speaker 2: needs safety and security and protection. How much you'll get
- 15:50Speaker 2: from this, dude, I'm not sure, but she ends up having.
- 15:55Speaker 3: To go there. So, in like a lot of weddings
- 15:58Speaker 3: at the time.
- 15:58Speaker 2: Especially between noble it has to happen by proxy because
- 16:02Speaker 2: he just can't get to Milan, or he doesn't want
- 16:04Speaker 2: to get to Milan, it's unclear, but they have to
- 16:07Speaker 2: have the wedding by proxy, and then she has to
- 16:10Speaker 2: hoof it over to Rome.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Off she trots, and when.
- 16:13Speaker 2: She gets there Riario he is not keen on her,
- 16:18Speaker 2: you know, having an opinion or any sort of clout
- 16:21Speaker 2: or anything like that, and so he straightway bans her
- 16:24Speaker 2: from being involved in politics, which kind of sucks because
- 16:29Speaker 2: the people there they don't really like him, but.
- 16:32Speaker 3: They actually do quite like her.
- 16:34Speaker 2: And because he is so much of a dick and
- 16:36Speaker 2: she is less of a dick, her popularity continues to grow.
- 16:41Speaker 2: And she's also connected to the two richest families in
- 16:46Speaker 2: all of Italy, so the Pope's favorite nephew dies, and
- 16:51Speaker 2: then Riario he ends up getting a job working for
- 16:54Speaker 2: his uncle because nepotism in it, and he's like, I mean,
- 17:00Speaker 2: he's the second favorite, but he ends up being gifted
- 17:04Speaker 2: for Ley, right, So Katerina becomes the Countess of Foley,
- 17:09Speaker 2: and the whole plan of it is they're supposed to
- 17:12Speaker 2: improve it because it's been vacant, and so Riario is
- 17:15Speaker 2: trying to like win the people over in this area
- 17:18Speaker 2: by like rebuilding it, renovating, just trying to like abolish taxes,
- 17:23Speaker 2: just to make him seem like, you know, I'm not
- 17:26Speaker 2: a regular mom. I'm a cool mom, you know what
- 17:28Speaker 2: I mean. He's just like, hey, adore me. It doesn't
- 17:33Speaker 2: go that well for him, but sort of society really
- 17:37Speaker 2: starts to acknowledge and appreciate Katerina. So when Karina is
- 17:41Speaker 2: nineteen years old, she suffers from court and fever, which
- 17:46Speaker 2: is like this type of malaria, and this illness basically
- 17:50Speaker 2: affects her for the rest of her living time, what her.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Life, the rest of her life.
- 17:58Speaker 2: And she fucking hated it. She hated the fact that
- 18:02Speaker 2: she was an invalid. And when she was going through it,
- 18:07Speaker 2: she went through it alone because are we fucking surprised
- 18:10Speaker 2: that Riario wasn't there? No, plus you know in first
- 18:14Speaker 2: about better that he wasn't there, because again he was
- 18:18Speaker 2: an arsehoul. And it gets to the point where things
- 18:23Speaker 2: are going pretty well up until the death of Pope
- 18:26Speaker 2: Sextus and eighty four and Karina she is twenty one
- 18:32Speaker 2: years old and seven months pregnant. There is fucking chaos, right.
- 18:37Speaker 2: There are mobs, places are being looted, like all of
- 18:41Speaker 2: the homes or like most of the homes of the
- 18:44Speaker 2: pope's relatives are being fucking plundered, right, And it gets
- 18:49Speaker 2: to the point where she's just like, fuck this for
- 18:51Speaker 2: a game of soldiers. And she goes down to the
- 18:56Speaker 2: castle Sanangelo, right, and I cannot try that this enough,
- 19:01Speaker 2: seven months pregnant, This is not an easy thing to
- 19:04Speaker 2: do at any point in your life. But she gets
- 19:08Speaker 2: on a fucking horse and heads all the way down.
- 19:12Speaker 2: She crosses the Tiber, and she gets to the castle
- 19:16Speaker 2: Saint Angelo. And she gets there and being someone who
- 19:20Speaker 2: was brought up by some very strong women who manage
- 19:23Speaker 2: to teach her not only you know, diplomacy and alchemy
- 19:30Speaker 2: and all that other fun stuff, they also taught her
- 19:32Speaker 2: you know, basic military knowledge. And again, remember she was
- 19:36Speaker 2: out hunting, she was out learning. So she convinces the
- 19:40Speaker 2: soldiers to fucking listen to her, a woman who is pregnant, okay,
- 19:45Speaker 2: and she manages to take control of them and.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Sort of keeps an eye on on the Vatican.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Because yeah, yeah, they're they're home there. It had been
- 20:01Speaker 2: stripped and nearly destroyed, the whole shebang. And so the
- 20:06Speaker 2: cardinals they go to Riario and they you know, they
- 20:09Speaker 2: try and broke a rid deal and they you know,
- 20:12Speaker 2: they're like, hey, we'll let you keep your you know,
- 20:14Speaker 2: your lordship for Imola and Forley, and we'll give you
- 20:21Speaker 2: a military post for the church and eight thousand buckets.
- 20:28Speaker 3: And he's like, oh yeah, thanks, that's great. And Karina she's.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Like, hmm, not too keen on.
- 20:35Speaker 3: This feels a bit, feels a bit dodgy.
- 20:40Speaker 2: And so she she gathers more soldiers and she gets
- 20:45Speaker 2: ready to build up a bigger resistance until they agree
- 20:51Speaker 2: to have her keep an eye on them. However, because
- 20:59Speaker 2: we are you know, got paid off, it fucks up
- 21:05Speaker 2: her power, her bargaining chip here, and so she has
- 21:09Speaker 2: to give up, and she ends up surrendering the castle
- 21:12Speaker 2: back to the Cardinals, and that's like thirteen days she's
- 21:17Speaker 2: holding it, which still twenty one years old and pregnant like,
- 21:24Speaker 2: and yeah, they end up moving back to Romagnia. They
- 21:28Speaker 2: just kind of vacate and he tries to increase his popularity.
- 21:32Speaker 3: He's trying to do well.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Unfortunately he's too busy raising taxes and being an absolute pumpkin.
- 21:39Speaker 2: He ends up fucking things up so much that there
- 21:42Speaker 2: are several uprisings against him. Uh. It gets to the
- 21:47Speaker 2: point where Katerina decides to you know, take things into
- 21:50Speaker 2: her own hands and.
- 21:52Speaker 3: Orders that six of the rebels should be be headed.
- 21:56Speaker 2: Now, I know you're trying to make a point near Karina,
- 21:58Speaker 2: but it does feel a wee bit extreme to just
- 22:02Speaker 2: go decapitating people. I mean, I understand it's the Renaissance,
- 22:06Speaker 2: but like, just you know, have some herbal tea, you know,
- 22:10Speaker 2: have some lemon.
- 22:11Speaker 3: Cello, just you know, cokania.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Wee bit. But things really come to a head in
- 22:17Speaker 2: fourteen eighty eight, and that is when the Orsi brothers Kilriario.
- 22:23Speaker 2: They are conspiring against the whole team here, and so
- 22:28Speaker 2: they come in, they kill him, and they take Karina's
- 22:32Speaker 2: they take Karina hostage, but not just her. They take her,
- 22:36Speaker 2: her mother, two of her sisters are like half sisters,
- 22:40Speaker 2: all of.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Her children, and.
- 22:43Speaker 2: One of Riario's illegitimate children and takes them all hostage.
- 22:47Speaker 2: But Karina being Karina, and this this may be apocryphal,
- 22:52Speaker 2: but this is my favorite thing I've ever heard, ever see.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Before she managed to get captured, she got word out that.
- 23:00Speaker 3: You know, shit was going down.
- 23:01Speaker 2: It got to her uncle Milan, and basically to not
- 23:04Speaker 2: allow anyone to take the castle under any circumstances. Don't
- 23:08Speaker 2: fucking surrender. And so basically when the Orsie brothers try
- 23:14Speaker 2: and take control and try and get them to surrender,
- 23:16Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, we're not going to do that, because
- 23:19Speaker 2: do you really want to have to face Karina's brother.
- 23:22Speaker 3: The current Duke of Milan. Do you really want to
- 23:24Speaker 3: fuck with that? I don't think you want to fuck
- 23:26Speaker 3: with that?
- 23:27Speaker 2: And so they're like, Okay, not this time, and so
- 23:30Speaker 2: they are demanding that she surrenders to them, and she
- 23:32Speaker 2: is basically telling them absolutely fucking not right. She's telling
- 23:36Speaker 2: them no, it's not going to happen. And they still
- 23:39Speaker 2: have her kids and they threaten to kill them, and
- 23:43Speaker 2: so the story goes that she lifted up her skirts,
- 23:47Speaker 2: flashes her velvet at them, and tells them that she
- 23:52Speaker 2: has the instrument to create more Go ahead, Like what
- 23:59Speaker 2: fucking game of Russian Roulette is this woman playing? But
- 24:02Speaker 2: she's like, yep, go ahead, I can make more kids, motherfuckers?
- 24:07Speaker 3: Was this bravery? Was this saving face?
- 24:10Speaker 2: Was this just you know, just foolhardy, just knuckleheadedness?
- 24:17Speaker 3: Was it? Whom's to say? Who's to say?
- 24:21Speaker 2: So? The Orsie brothers, they are so fucking shocked at
- 24:23Speaker 2: this that they just decide, no, this isn't worth it,
- 24:27Speaker 2: and they don't harm her children, they don't do anything.
- 24:30Speaker 3: They just they just get the heck at a dodge.
- 24:33Speaker 2: But she's not one to forgive and forget like at all,
- 24:37Speaker 2: not even like a little bit.
- 24:39Speaker 1: And so.
- 24:41Speaker 2: She arrests and executes the Orsies and their families, with
- 24:47Speaker 2: the help of her uncle, of course.
- 24:50Speaker 3: But not just that.
- 24:51Speaker 2: She ends up becoming the ruling regent for her son,
- 24:54Speaker 2: who is like the heir of four leady in Isoma, right.
- 24:57Speaker 3: And so she gets there.
- 25:00Speaker 2: She lowered taxes, she takes control of military training, and
- 25:05Speaker 2: she just starts building alliances and she is really taken
- 25:09Speaker 2: to this, she's sorting out marriage negotiations, she's given gifts
- 25:13Speaker 2: and building alliances. And throughout this as well, she does
- 25:18Speaker 2: have her little pastime, because everybody's got to have a hobby,
- 25:23Speaker 2: and hers happens.
- 25:24Speaker 3: To be.
- 25:26Speaker 2: You know, alchemy and other such fun medicinal stuff. So
- 25:32Speaker 2: she has this manuscript that she writes throughout her life
- 25:35Speaker 2: called Experimenting, and in it there are like four hundred
- 25:40Speaker 2: and fifty four recipes, so some of it is for
- 25:44Speaker 2: medicine and cosmetics, and then there's also the creation of
- 25:51Speaker 2: false gold like that is apparently in the book. But yeah,
- 25:57Speaker 2: it's got just like she's making it like face masks
- 26:01Speaker 2: and stuff, and she's doing all this like medicinal shit too,
- 26:06Speaker 2: like to the point where the plague erupts, she is
- 26:13Speaker 2: out there actually caring for the sick and the ill,
- 26:17Speaker 2: which is really it's really weird because she's such like
- 26:22Speaker 2: an aggressive, like stern woman, but she's also out here
- 26:29Speaker 2: physically tending.
- 26:32Speaker 3: To the ill.
- 26:34Speaker 2: And so because she was out here and she was
- 26:37Speaker 2: entering like areas of infection and she was out doing
- 26:42Speaker 2: stuff that it really built her reputation as a leader
- 26:47Speaker 2: because you know, the common folk just saw her as
- 26:50Speaker 2: amazing because she was entering places most people wouldn't enter,
- 26:55Speaker 2: Like maybe she was you know, understanding.
- 27:00Speaker 3: Of how.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Had a concept I suppose of how disease spread and
- 27:05Speaker 2: things like that. Again, this is the time where people
- 27:08Speaker 2: didn't realize that washing your hands was good. I mean
- 27:12Speaker 2: in like Western Europe, you know what I mean, like Africa.
- 27:18Speaker 2: People in Africa and India and in the Middle East
- 27:22Speaker 2: were washing their hands.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Like all the time. But anyway, it's neither here nor there.
- 27:28Speaker 2: So but yes, Katerina is ruling in the stead of
- 27:31Speaker 2: her son, and you know, things are going okay, but
- 27:36Speaker 2: she's allowed to have a personal life too, so she
- 27:40Speaker 2: ends up marrying.
- 27:44Speaker 3: Giacamo. Giacamo is.
- 27:48Speaker 2: The younger brother of the castle, of her castle, and
- 27:52Speaker 2: he's twenty years old, so Giucamo. He is well a
- 27:58Speaker 2: bit of an urse too. So things are going okay,
- 28:01Speaker 2: and things are going well, and she apparently really cares
- 28:05Speaker 2: about him. But he becomes tyrannical as his power grows,
- 28:12Speaker 2: like she was besotted, and it got to the point
- 28:14Speaker 2: where she is doing everything he says. She is agreeing
- 28:19Speaker 2: with all of his demands and whims and he is
- 28:22Speaker 2: getting so power hungry and so tyrannical that like he
- 28:28Speaker 2: ends up slapping Ottaviano, who is, you know, the ruler,
- 28:35Speaker 2: like he's he's she is really ruling in his stead.
- 28:38Speaker 3: She's the regent, right, he is the heir to all
- 28:41Speaker 3: of this. He is the big dog and he smacks him.
- 28:47Speaker 2: And so because it's generally believed that he was trying
- 28:53Speaker 2: to like usurp you know, Otiovano's like power and his titles,
- 28:59Speaker 2: and they were gen only worried that Karina was so
- 29:03Speaker 2: besotted with this man that she was going to strip
- 29:06Speaker 2: like her children of their titles, of everything that was
- 29:10Speaker 2: owed to them, and she would just give it all
- 29:12Speaker 2: to him. And it gets to the point where you know,
- 29:16Speaker 2: enough is enough, and he is such a shit bag
- 29:21Speaker 2: that he ends up just like her first husband, assassinated
- 29:26Speaker 2: by conspirators who may or may not have included members
- 29:30Speaker 2: of Katerina's own family. So she is mad, she is
- 29:38Speaker 2: pissed off, and like she did before, because Italian custom
- 29:42Speaker 2: of the time, if someone you know kills your family,
- 29:46Speaker 2: you get to do bad things to them and their family.
- 29:49Speaker 2: Like that's just a weird tip for tap thing they
- 29:52Speaker 2: had going on.
- 29:53Speaker 3: Which doesn't make sense.
- 29:56Speaker 2: So what she does is she finds out who some
- 30:00Speaker 2: of the conspirators were. Obviously she finds them, she finds
- 30:07Speaker 2: their families, and she has them tortured and executed. See
- 30:13Speaker 2: these assassins, right, they were hired by her children. But
- 30:18Speaker 2: as far as she is concerned, it's these assassins which
- 30:22Speaker 2: are the ones that need to be punished. So she
- 30:24Speaker 2: punishes them and their wives and their mistresses and their children.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Like about twenty children, including infants, were tortured and murdered.
- 30:42Speaker 2: So by fourteen ninety six, which is a year after
- 30:48Speaker 2: husband number two has been dealt with, she meets Giovanni
- 30:54Speaker 2: di pier Francesco de Medici, which is a long name,
- 31:00Speaker 2: and so her children and her uncle approve this marriage
- 31:05Speaker 2: and they get married the following year, and then a
- 31:08Speaker 2: year after that, husband.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Number three dies.
- 31:12Speaker 2: This one of natural causes.
- 31:14Speaker 3: Or so, or so we have been informed.
- 31:17Speaker 2: So in the fourteen nineties, Venice and Florence they.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Are not getting on.
- 31:23Speaker 2: And because four Ley is in between the two, she
- 31:28Speaker 2: was worried that he was going to be used as
- 31:29Speaker 2: like a passage, so like from one enemy territory to
- 31:32Speaker 2: the next. And yeah, unsurprisingly that was the case, and
- 31:40Speaker 2: so she ends up building up the militia. She's training them,
- 31:43Speaker 2: and during this this is when Giovanni he contracts pneumonia
- 31:49Speaker 2: and he ends up bedridden. There's like he's not going
- 31:53Speaker 2: to make it, and she ends up staying with him
- 31:57Speaker 2: until he passes away, like she's buying his bedside. But
- 32:03Speaker 2: even though you know she's dealing with that clearly not
- 32:08Speaker 2: feeling the best, she ends up like having to protect
- 32:13Speaker 2: Foley from Venetians, and after several attempts of them trying
- 32:18Speaker 2: to like just trundle through her, she forces them to
- 32:23Speaker 2: retreat and so she ends up being known as Latigra
- 32:28Speaker 2: the Tigger. And at this point, you know, the people
- 32:31Speaker 2: are still relatively supportive of her. See every now and
- 32:35Speaker 2: again people would show up just to try and keep
- 32:37Speaker 2: an eye on Karina because they didn't trust women rulers
- 32:41Speaker 2: because see Forley and Imola, they are both I mean
- 32:45Speaker 2: they're small, but they're both strategically placed, so geographically it's
- 32:51Speaker 2: a very good space to have power over. Unfortunately, even
- 32:57Speaker 2: though Karina was hoping to keep it neutral for while,
- 33:01Speaker 2: that wasn't going to happen.
- 33:04Speaker 3: And like I think I mentioned this in the Lucrezia
- 33:06Speaker 3: Borgia episode, actually is that the.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Duchy of Milan and the Kingdom of Naples. They start
- 33:13Speaker 2: getting at it, and of course you have Rodrigo Borgia
- 33:17Speaker 2: who's now the pope, so he's Paul Alexander, and he
- 33:22Speaker 2: happens to be the godfather to one of her children.
- 33:25Speaker 2: So you'd think things were good, gentle listener, things are
- 33:30Speaker 2: not good because this whole thing, it's basically France and
- 33:34Speaker 2: Spain at war inside Italy.
- 33:38Speaker 3: And yeah, well here's the thing.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Was she trying to be neutral or was she playing
- 33:45Speaker 2: both sides? Because you know, double agents tend to get
- 33:50Speaker 2: caught and I don't know if you know this, but.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Tends to happen.
- 33:55Speaker 2: All the while she is, you know, strengthening her foothold,
- 34:00Speaker 2: she's building up her military, she is, she's trying to
- 34:03Speaker 2: be prepared. Because see the pope he ends up allying
- 34:07Speaker 2: with the French king in order to claim Sforza's region
- 34:12Speaker 2: like so Amola and Forley, because he wants it and
- 34:16Speaker 2: he wants to give it to Chesiree. We know Chesiret,
- 34:19Speaker 2: not says are it's Chesiret, And so he is proclaiming
- 34:24Speaker 2: that Katerina's rule of the land or even her son
- 34:30Speaker 2: told the land is illegal because that land belongs to
- 34:33Speaker 2: the church. It doesn't belong to you because remember it
- 34:36Speaker 2: was gifted by her first husband's uncle who was the
- 34:40Speaker 2: pope at the time. And you know, she's she's thinking, okay,
- 34:45Speaker 2: well that's.
- 34:45Speaker 3: That's one way to put it. Another way to put
- 34:47Speaker 3: it is here is my army. Shut the fuck up.
- 34:50Speaker 2: So they are stockpiling food, they are gaining ammunition. They
- 34:53Speaker 2: are like, she's training militia. She's getting ready, right, and
- 34:58Speaker 2: she is getting ready for you know, the onslot that's
- 35:00Speaker 2: going to happen. And she asks for help from Florence,
- 35:03Speaker 2: and Florence gets threatened by the pope and they're like, yeah,
- 35:06Speaker 2: we can't help you. So when Cesare shows up with
- 35:11Speaker 2: his army, the citizens let him in. They're like, yeah, coo, man,
- 35:17Speaker 2: do what you gotta do because they don't want to
- 35:20Speaker 2: fight this because there's been a papal bull like they
- 35:23Speaker 2: don't want to go against it. So he ends up
- 35:28Speaker 2: having to like physically attack the fortress, like they have
- 35:32Speaker 2: to bombard it because the citizens have given up, but
- 35:35Speaker 2: her fortress is still there, so they still have to
- 35:37Speaker 2: get in there.
- 35:39Speaker 3: So it gets to the.
- 35:40Speaker 2: Point where they are just attacking it day and night.
- 35:46Speaker 2: So she manages to get her kids out. She sends
- 35:52Speaker 2: her kids to Florence. Actually she gets them away, and
- 35:55Speaker 2: so she supposedly in this impenetrable fortress, and so they're
- 36:02Speaker 2: trying to get her to like agree to a piece,
- 36:04Speaker 2: and she's just fly out refusing, and they are just
- 36:09Speaker 2: just military bombardments one after the other. Just it gets
- 36:14Speaker 2: to the point where Chesarey offers ten thousand ducats like
- 36:20Speaker 2: dead or alive like m and over the course of
- 36:25Speaker 2: the siege, like he tries, he's trying to like get her,
- 36:31Speaker 2: but it's just not happening, and then she even tries
- 36:34Speaker 2: to capture him when he comes to the fortress to
- 36:36Speaker 2: talk to her, but that doesn't work out. And this
- 36:42Speaker 2: spreads like wildfire like all through Italy, to the point
- 36:45Speaker 2: that machia Velli ends up writing about it, the machia Velly,
- 36:50Speaker 2: and I think she ends up being like the only
- 36:52Speaker 2: like or one of the only women that he ends
- 36:55Speaker 2: up writing about ever. But yeah, it gets to the
- 37:00Speaker 2: point where Chesirey realizes he ain't getting in and so
- 37:04Speaker 2: he's there.
- 37:05Speaker 3: You know, they're attack on the.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Walls days nights, and on the twelfth of January fifteen hundred.
- 37:12Speaker 2: They break through, they storm the fortress and it is
- 37:16Speaker 2: a very quick battle, but it is a very bloody battle,
- 37:20Speaker 2: and it gets to the point where Katerina is physically
- 37:28Speaker 2: fighting these soldiers herself sword in hand like and once
- 37:36Speaker 2: she gets taken prisoner, she automatically just surrenders herself to
- 37:42Speaker 2: the Ballet of Dijon because she knows that if she's
- 37:44Speaker 2: a prisoner of the French, like she's safer because the
- 37:48Speaker 2: French don't allow female prisoners of war. However, Chesurey manages
- 37:56Speaker 2: to get custody of Katerina from from the French, saying
- 38:00Speaker 2: that he isn't going to treat her like a prisoner,
- 38:03Speaker 2: and he's obviously going to treat her like a guest
- 38:05Speaker 2: because she's a lady and he is a gentleman.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Ah yes, so hmm.
- 38:13Speaker 2: They end up taking her back to Rome and she's
- 38:16Speaker 2: held in the Belvedere Palace and she tries to escape,
- 38:20Speaker 2: but she gets like caught very quickly, probably because she's
- 38:23Speaker 2: very noticeable and people know who she is, and as
- 38:28Speaker 2: she's imprisoned, like they have to explain why, like why
- 38:33Speaker 2: is this woman imprisoned by the pope and the Pope
- 38:38Speaker 2: Son's forces right, and so like, oh, she she tried
- 38:42Speaker 2: to poison the pope with poison letters. First of all,
- 38:46Speaker 2: that feels like a metaphor, although there was like word
- 38:50Speaker 2: sort of swirling around that Karina did try and poison
- 38:53Speaker 2: the Pope, especially considering she had like quite a good
- 38:57Speaker 2: knowledge of sort of care mystery. Really, but I do
- 39:01Speaker 2: love like the week inspiracy. He's like, one is it
- 39:03Speaker 2: was poison letters, it was a powder he inhaled, or
- 39:08Speaker 2: my favorite one is a cloth dept and bubonic plague,
- 39:12Speaker 2: because that's just something somebody carries around with them, isn't it.
- 39:16Speaker 2: After a year, Karina is finally released, but only after
- 39:21Speaker 2: she renounces her fifdom right and she's to sign over
- 39:25Speaker 2: everything to Chesie Borgia, and so she is finally allowed
- 39:32Speaker 2: to be free, and so she ends up retiring to
- 39:35Speaker 2: Florence in one of the houses owned by her third husband,
- 39:40Speaker 2: Giovanna de Medici, and she does she does try to
- 39:48Speaker 2: get control of her lands again after Poup Alexander dies
- 39:53Speaker 2: and Chesiree Borgia, who loses all the shit because once
- 39:57Speaker 2: you know, Daddy Borgia is out the window, Cheswi is
- 40:00Speaker 2: just fucked. And so she comes back into four lean
- 40:07Speaker 2: and she's trying to win back.
- 40:09Speaker 3: The people, and they're like, yeah, no, you had us
- 40:11Speaker 3: bombarded for so.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Long that we just we're just not feeling it right
- 40:16Speaker 2: now as a group. And so because she'd mess things
- 40:21Speaker 2: up so badly for them by being so stubborn, like,
- 40:26Speaker 2: the people just weren't willing to accept it.
- 40:30Speaker 3: So she ends up finally giving up, and she.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Decides to focus on you know, her children, her grandchildren,
- 40:41Speaker 2: you know, her alchemic pursuits, and just focus on her
- 40:48Speaker 2: and you know, just living her best life, like she
- 40:51Speaker 2: was besotted. And it got to the point where she
- 40:53Speaker 2: is doing everything he says. She is agreeing with all
- 40:58Speaker 2: of his demands and whims, and he is getting so
- 41:03Speaker 2: power hungry and so tyrannical that like he ends up
- 41:07Speaker 2: slapping Ottaviano, who is, you know, the ruler, like he's
- 41:15Speaker 2: he's she is really ruling in his stead.
- 41:16Speaker 3: She's the regent, right, he is the heir to all
- 41:20Speaker 3: of this. He is the big dog, and he smacks him.
- 41:26Speaker 2: And so because it's generally believed that he was trying
- 41:31Speaker 2: to like usurp you know, Otiovano's like power and his titles,
- 41:37Speaker 2: and they were genuinely worried that Karina was so besotted
- 41:42Speaker 2: with this man that she was going to strip like
- 41:45Speaker 2: her children, of their titles, of everything that was owed
- 41:49Speaker 2: to them, and she would just give it all to him.
- 41:52Speaker 2: And it gets to the point where you know, enough
- 41:55Speaker 2: is enough, because while she was in prison or imprisoned,
- 42:01Speaker 2: I should say, she had sent Giovanni away, you know,
- 42:05Speaker 2: for his safety. So Giovanni di Medici, he was taken
- 42:08Speaker 2: in by her brother in law Lorenzo, and she wanted
- 42:12Speaker 2: him back. She wanted custody of him, and there was
- 42:15Speaker 2: like an ongoing battle for it. And you know, normally
- 42:19Speaker 2: if someone was in prison, if there were a criminal,
- 42:22Speaker 2: then they would lose custody. That was just it. But
- 42:25Speaker 2: the judge, you know, realized, like you were a prisoner
- 42:28Speaker 2: of war, which is not the same thing. And so
- 42:31Speaker 2: she gets Giovanni returned to her, and she also gets
- 42:33Speaker 2: his inherented so that is all safe, that's secure. She
- 42:37Speaker 2: does have to pay back loans to the Medici family
- 42:39Speaker 2: because they had to sort out a bunch of stuff
- 42:42Speaker 2: with her well she was in prison. But she gets
- 42:45Speaker 2: him back and so she dedicates a lot of her
- 42:47Speaker 2: time to him, like he's her favorite. He's the most
- 42:50Speaker 2: like her nature, and yeah, she gets she gets him back.
- 42:59Speaker 2: So she's Florence. She's working on the glee experimente, she's
- 43:05Speaker 2: working on her recipes, and then she starts getting unwell.
- 43:15Speaker 2: So she has pneumonia in fifteen oh nine, and it's
- 43:19Speaker 2: like really affecting her, and it looks like she's recovering,
- 43:25Speaker 2: but then and then it relapses. Like it's probably because
- 43:29Speaker 2: she had like liver issues and peratonitis and pleurisy, like
- 43:34Speaker 2: so many things were going on in her, and she
- 43:39Speaker 2: gets pneumonia again. She contracts it, and then the twenty
- 43:46Speaker 2: eighth of May fifteen oh nine, the Tiger of Forley
- 43:52Speaker 2: Caturinus Forza passes away at forty six years old. She's
- 44:00Speaker 2: entombed in the chapel of Limarrat and Florence by a
- 44:04Speaker 2: convent of nuns, and like she had like a cell there,
- 44:08Speaker 2: a cell with a room so that when she needed
- 44:12Speaker 2: like spiritual guidance or a retreat, I suppose, And there
- 44:17Speaker 2: she stays for the next three hundred years. But in
- 44:21Speaker 2: the eighteen thirties, you know, the nuns have to leave
- 44:25Speaker 2: and the chapel gets converted into a prison. And then
- 44:29Speaker 2: at some point during this renovation, Katerina's bones disappear, so
- 44:37Speaker 2: we have no idea where she is now. Like she's gone.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Whether they were destroyed, whether somebody just took them, we
- 44:48Speaker 2: don't know, but they're just gone. But yes, so ends
- 44:53Speaker 2: the story of Katerinas, Forza, Renaissance Women and the Tiger
- 44:58Speaker 2: of Forley.
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- 46:24Speaker 2: going to suggest that we have done it the Christie Affair.
- 46:28Speaker 2: Am I going to tell you anything about it?
- 46:29Speaker 3: Nope? Go read the book. I got a really nice
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