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Vodka & Taco Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.6.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Oh, yeah. Starts in 25 minutes. Now, if you're
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listening in Fresno, you're going to listen to
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the best of. But if you're listening on a podcast
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and you heard the previous day's show, skip forward
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25 minutes, but I'm sure you'll be entertained.
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Standby. .com every day. .com sees roughly 7
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million visitors a day. Oh, yeah. Alexa, stop.
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Alexa, stop. Alexa! I'm done. I'm going to speak
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to that audience. And I did one called They fell
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17 -14 to the Packers, dropping to 0 -4. Jalen
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Daniels, in his first start, tossed a TD, but
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also two interceptions, and the Bucks turned
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the ball over twice. Late -game protection collapsed,
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leaving them with a 4th -and -11 at the 47 -yard
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line and a missed chance to tie or win. I tighten
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the protection, keep the ball moving fast, and
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mix in a few short, high -percent routes on those
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big yard plays. If the defense bites, a quick
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play action or a screen could catch them off
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guard and give us the edge. You know the Bucs
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are screwed when Alexa, you know what I mean?
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I'll take the win, but I'm not sure I'd trust
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me with the clipboard. You think they're just
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out of ideas, or is it a total lack of leadership?
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Alexa, I think anything is smarter than Todd
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Bowles. I've been saying since 2022 to fire him,
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but I was told. I didn't know what I was talking
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about by the radio show Pat and Aaron. That's
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a rough spot to be in, especially when you're
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the one who saw it coming. Do you think Pat and
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Aaron were just playing it safe or were they
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actually on his side? I think Pat and Aaron because
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they don't want to lose their press. I get why
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that'd be frustrating, especially since you called
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it years ago. It's a tough spot when the people
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you're working for just don't see the same red
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flags you do. Do you? Yeah. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
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stop. Stop. Siobhan Zalas is confirming her relationship
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with Elon Musk is over. Yeah. Loving these women.
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Ronnie is famous. Old Arcadia and their baby,
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Selden. Yeah, badly, but they haven't done it
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to you yet. That's how it is sometimes. Spotted
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screenshots of texts appearing to be from Elon,
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where the former couple exchanged I love you
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messages. Still happy that I got to show Elon
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how it feels to be deeply understood. And gentleness.
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Why do you date with him? You're crazy. Much
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with nature of his early life. His often tortured
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soul. And how hard he fights for humanity. Robin,
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you're dumb. He is a deadbeat then. Shane is
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the artist for allegedly showing up late, Joe,
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during Paris Fashion Week. You're a nepo, baby.
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Rihanna claps back in the comments. Video circulating
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online of EJ and their team being blocked from
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entering a hotel by Steph. Man, EJ should have
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tried to play the WNBA, because. Proposing for
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paparazzi, the singer simply writes, damn. With
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tens of thousands of likes. Yeah. catalog includes
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53 singles as oh yeah yeah alexa stop faye johnson
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done be the nepo baby kid of madrid johnson in
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case you missed it prior to rihanna's comment
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ej recap their time at the dior show on september
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29th on instagram during the vlog ej revealed
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the artist made a fashionably late arrival holding
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up the show for an hour we just left the dior
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show you know there was crazy but like the show
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itself was beautiful it did start an hour late
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because rihanna was late and you out like we
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didn't care to wait for her but who are you being
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across like a netful baby brad the show was beautiful
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nonetheless and though brianna didn't respond
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on this particular post many fans did come to
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her defense in the comment section lake is showing
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off his longtime love for jessica beal how many
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cheats on all the time he needs to have such
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better thoughts about herself like i know you
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cheat The Grammy winner shared a sweet tribute
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to the actress in honor of their 14th wedding
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anniversary. Next to a photo of him and Beal
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holding hands, he wrote on his Instagram stories
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October 4th, quote, happy anniversary, Jessica
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Beal. And then adding over a separate photo of
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the actress wearing a mask, quote, my favorite
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person in every lifetime. But not every single
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minute. Oh, no, he likes to poop. The singer
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also called Beal the greatest mom. Yeah, it's
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one of those business relationships I've for
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a picture of the couple with their sons Silas
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and Phineas. And while Beale has been Timberlake's
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senorita for over a decade now, they're just
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getting started. Oh, yeah. You think Justin Timberlake
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cheated on Jessica Beale in the 14 years they've
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been married? Look, there have been rumors over
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the years, but nothing confirmed. They just celebrated
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their 14th anniversary yesterday with sweet posts,
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so they seem pretty solid right now. As he wrote
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over a photo of his wife wrapping her arms around
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him, quote, team down forever to go and a side
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check I'm hitting up tonight Beal for her part
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also proved that she's loving it after all these
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years with her husband writing over photos of
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her and Timberlake on her own Instagram stories
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quote happy anniversary my love Timberlake that's
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my karma I played the clip again my bad another
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undercut in our mid and his name is Ryan Seacrest
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so Ryan Seacrest produced a podcast yeah I'm
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex -husband, Ryan Anderson,
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reacts to the death of her boyfriend, Ken Urker.
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It's a beta male, ridiculous thing, amazing.
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Ryan breaks his silence on the Sarah Frazier
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show. No one's asking for your opinion, Ryan.
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This makes you look like a beta male. Now women
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are going to be like, he's not over. Gypsy Rose
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Blanchard, she must just be amazing in bed. Podcast
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October 2nd, saying he found out about Urker's
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death through Instagram. Yeah, he's probably
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like, what? Here's my chance, dude. She had a
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kid on you and you want her back? Adding, I didn't
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believe it at first. I was like, no. Gypsy's
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ex says his shock quickly shifted to concern
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about Gypsy and her and Ken's 21 -month -old
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daughter, Aurora. He says on the pod, my immediate
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thought went to, how's Gypsy? I'm sure my exes
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have had breakups since breaking up. My immediate
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thought was, how's she doing and what about their
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kid? We all did kind of think that because we
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know that Ken Urker was the only thing that was
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going to keep that kid. I know that Gypsy Rose
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Blanchard is not meant to be a mom. And while
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Ryan notes that he and Ken never really saw eye
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to eye. You could have if you ran a train. He
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still feels for Gypsy's late boyfriend and his
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loved ones. That's good. He explains you still
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hate to hear that somebody passed away. You know
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what I mean? Especially like 33 years. As for
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where he stands with his ex -wife, Ryan admits
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he and Gypsy haven't been in contact for almost
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a year. Yeah, I haven't been in contact with
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my exes for between... Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals
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the wedding she once envisioned with Ken Urker.
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What? Four months before Ken's death at age 34.
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The Life After Walk Up star details what their
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future could... It's so weird that he's dead.
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...look like if they ever decided to tie the
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knot. Gypsy tells the TMZ podcast back in May,
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I don't want to have a quickie wedding. I want
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to have the big wedding. I want to have the poofy
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dress. Newly released body cam video shows the
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moment police took Luigi Mangione into custody
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at a Pennsylvania McDonald's December 9th of
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2024. He was wearing a mask. Sticker shock is
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no trick. You know, the price of many popular
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assortments has nearly doubled since 2020, leaving
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a lot of shoppers paying more. for fewer treats
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yeah these corporate at least get some lube and
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it starts in four always call the show 856 Ryan
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Hoppy it's 856 494 6773 you can tweet at me at
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Ryan Hoppy Radio you can always email me Ryan
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Hoppy Radio at gmail .com I want to pump myself
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up on this Cloudy day. It's raining here in Florida.
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I saw today it was a sunny day in Cleveland.
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What an oxymoron. Feeling low on energy. I play
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this song. What's up? I got it. That's a musician.
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AI is great. You ain't AIing me. Shitty radio
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channel just doing it. Oh, what's going on? Well,
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that's a headline here. Viciousness for you.
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Radio's in 15th place right now in that next
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top host thing with Ryan Seacrest. I have a lot
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of respect for Ryan Seacrest. And just for the
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hell of it, probably two months ago, I filled
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out my name, thought nothing of it. So then I
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get a text, it's like, oh, you're into running.
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And I'm like, all right, cool. I don't like that
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you have to buy votes. I already need some money
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somehow. Pretty much what happened was I made
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a post last night. Let me read it to you. I love
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when I make the most, I'm a cocky guy, but I
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love when I make the most humble post and then
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it gets ripped into, it's like, all right, there
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we go. Took a picture. I was in 16th place in
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this Ryan Seacrest thing, but I think everybody
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is. It's going to be a millionaire that wins
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because you can buy like 250 votes. I said, I'm
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probably the millionth person to post about this
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today, but I have no idea how I got on the list
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because I kind of forgot. Someone must have nominated
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me, which is cool, I guess. If you want to vote,
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click on the link, but search on all major platforms.
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So, I'll be honest, I try not to look at it in
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the club, but I'll look at who views my Instagram
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stories. And I have a lot of radio friends and
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whatever. And all of a sudden, I was seeing names
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like, I don't know, let me see here. Ozzy Williams,
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GruesomeDeath87. What is he doing? He's a Tampa
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Bay guy. Probably talked about him on Calata.
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Ashley Wilson viewed my page. The Coop Radio
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Show. King Kyle. Wow, badass. All these people
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are viewing my page. It's very strange. Pretty
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much what happens is this. There's this page
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called, I think it's like Shitty Radio Jog or
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something. There's like very different versions
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of it. And it's some dude who is either formerly
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in radio or whatever. No one knows what he looks
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like. He just slanders the business that's already
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kind of in a lot of trouble. And everybody that
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follows it misses high school. And I know you're
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not supposed to attack the trolls, but to the
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shitty guy running the page out in San Francisco,
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which is already a mentally ill city. And no,
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I'm not mega. Thank you, I guess. Nothing else
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going on in the business. I'm sure there was
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like a riveting war of the roses this morning.
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I'm sure someone really cheated last night. I
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don't understand. Not why people care. I love
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the attention. But you're like schooling me.
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You know what I mean? Personally, don't care.
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Because you're just viewing my page and I get
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like 170 ,000 views on my Instagram. Nice. Interesting
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that I am promoting myself. Wow. I'm assuming.
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Other radio shows talk about it. It's so great
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that I'm in your head. I posted this as my story,
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and I didn't even make it a post because it's
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not even worth it. I just did it because I know
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you mutants are visiting. I said, look at me
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still living rent -free in your head. This is
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me in my shirt. And I said, want to help pay
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part of my rent? Utilities aren't included, which
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they are. I just don't understand. Radio's like,
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oh my God. We're afraid of kick, which I'm joining.
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Oh, yeah, we're afraid of Twitch, which I'm joining.
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Oh, we're afraid of podcasts. But then, like,
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you have all these radio DJs bringing each other
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down. It's like the kingdom's already falling.
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I don't understand. I don't want to say I love
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radio because I don't know. You know what? Maybe
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I should start doing, you know, maybe I should
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start, you know, just getting people on that
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get cheated on all the time. I mean, it would
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definitely be more interesting than my dating
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life. I mean, it would definitely be one that
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would be much more exciting. I mean, I'm good
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for it. H .J. every once in a while, but I typed
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in on Tuna. Let's see what this is. I said, a
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War of the Roses skit that proves it's fake for
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the radio show Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Because
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maybe that's what I need to do to make it to
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the promised land. Make a wish. I've been recording
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for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Let's do some
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War of the Roses. This is Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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Hoppy, and it is time for War of the Roses, where
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we catch a cheating partner live on the air.
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We've got Sarah on the line who thinks her boyfriend
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of three years, Kevin, is sending roses to someone
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else. Hi, Ryan. So Kevin said he had to work
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late at the accounting firm three nights this
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week, but I found a receipt for dinner for two
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in his car, and he never takes me anywhere. We're
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going to call Kevin right now. Offer him a free
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dozen roses and see who he sends them to stay
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on the line. Yeah, this is Kevin. Who's this?
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Buying dinner for two. You guys can stop right
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there because this is completely scripted. We
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literally recorded this in a vocal booth yesterday.
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My name is not Kevin. I'm an actor. And Sarah
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is eating a turkey sandwich in the break room
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right now. 15 minutes ago. You can see that with
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the rock and... Michelle as well. They do a lot
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of touching, kissing, even fisting. Looks like
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you went and got a b**** up. Not on the iPad
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screen. Whatever the case might be in your hand,
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in a sock, in a whatever. Like, thank you. But
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also, I would love to be getting railed, but...
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Use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have
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enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if you
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don't feel like listening to this next song,
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you can skip over it. takes pride in his selection,
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so stick around, folks. Oh yeah, let me press
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this button right here. I know a lot of niggas
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that get doughed like Demi and Joe And Prince
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and Righteous from Hillside with the mole on
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his nose Throughout my struggles in the hood,
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I started learning Life's a bitch, with a pretty
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face, boy she burning And I'ma get cheesed like
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Chaz, then run through whips like Seaguar Gamble
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all the time like country curly -haired Prince
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and Tata Popo under pressure too, they know what
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they facin' Go against crews like Bebo and killers
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like Pappy Mason A lot of niggas I know been
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corrupted since birth, tights to rob nuns for
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fun They ain't worth, I know some cats that hell
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out whole complexes like Holywall Together niggas
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stand and divide if they fall Round here, shook
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niggas, they keep it in motion Come around here
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with your rollie, you can get robbed like Ocean
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Tommy had law of the soul Helicopters, Rolls
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Royces with Louis Vuitton interior Might sound
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like I'm fantasizing, but son, I'm dead serious
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Montana was no dummy, bought business to wash
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the money Had money out the ass, he politic like
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the Asians Feds couldn't catch him dirty, so
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set up for tax evasion Forgive me, then peace
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to rich and wrong Money what they was about,
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yo The twins was from Queens, but got crazy cream
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without pole Throughout my time, I heard tales
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of Jaime, Frenchie, Jamaican Paulie, Ducky, Corley,
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Rodney Fuckin' sick shit, a lot of niggas float
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We'll be right back. Clemson, Clutch, Baudry,
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Blackwell. If the flow don't get you to Mack,
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well, forgive me. Gotcha. Dying. Explained in
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a second why the Manning cast was dreadful. Alexa,
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what went wrong with the New Orleans Saints last
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night against the Atlanta Falcons on Monday Night
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Football? The Saints fell 45 -24, with Atlanta
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jumping ahead 14 -0 in the first quarter and
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racking up five rushing touchdowns. New Orleans
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never got momentum. Slow start. turnovers, and
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a defensive line that let the Falcons dominate
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the run, plus Kellen Moore admitting the team
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wasn't prepared enough. Alexa, what could the
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Saints have done better? They could have started
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stronger, used the extra day to prep, tighten
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the O -line, and get a solid run game going.
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Defensively, they needed to contain Bijan Robinson
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and keep the front seven fresh, especially with
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the missing linebackers. All right, yeah. You
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know what I mean? Sure. I got it. What do you
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think about Jim Irsay's daughter being made fun
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of for trying to learn football on the sidelines
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and being very active with that nice tight body?
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It's rough seeing her get teased for just trying
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to learn the game. She's on the sideline to soak
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up the details, which is a smart way to get involved.
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And the criticism feels more about the novelty
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than the effort. Alexa, I think it's pure sexism
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that a nice tight body like her on the sideline
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is getting, you know, ripped into. Yeah, it's
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pretty clear there's a double standard at play.
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When someone with that kind of look shows up
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in a male -dominated space like an NFL sideline,
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the scrutiny gets dialed up way beyond what any
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guy would face just trying to learn the game.
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Alexa, as - I hear you, but I don't actually
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have a gender or a physical form, so I can't
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speak from that experience. Do you think the
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backlash would be the same if she were just a
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fan on the sideline instead of the owner's daughter?
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I agree. Alexa, are you saying you don't have
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a nice vagina? I don't have a body at all, Ryan,
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so no physical part - Oh, whatever, Alexa. Alexa,
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Alexa, did you know I would swipe right on you
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on dating apps in a second? Oh, yeah. I'll have
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to pass. Alexa, Alexa, stop. You and the rest
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of the world. Oh, yeah. Last night, I was like,
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Alexa, stop. Alexa, shut up. I was watching Monday
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Night Football, and I wasn't interested. Oh,
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the game was dreadful, and I put on the Manning
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cast, and they're sucking up a freaking... Sean
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Payton is out of control. I'm not going to even
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play the audio because he's a dork. I guess he
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was ripping into freaking Mike Tomlin for playing
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Minecraft. And he's like, the last game I played
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was Pong. No, the last game you played was the
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freaking... That gate you had. It wasn't the
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flake gate. Alexa, what was that scandal called
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that Sean Payton was involved in? What was the
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name of that gate? It was the Bounty Gate scandal.
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Yeah, that's the word. Alexa, stop. Yeah, Alexa,
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stop. Alexa... Stop. Yeah, that was what I was
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looking for, the Pounty Gate. That was definitely,
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like, the last time he played a game, you know
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what I mean? Mm -hmm. Travis Kelsey showed up
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to his latest game looking like a million bucks.
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He wore a $94 ,000 outfit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's
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just some of the riveting stuff happening in
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this world, you know? It's great. I love every
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second of it. Not really. What's going on on
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Clip Roulette, the segment where we go from clip
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to clip already? So Aubrey O'Day had a ginormous
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chance, dude. Oh, did she ever. She had a great
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chance to be the woman that brings down Diddy.
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Oh, yeah, she could have been the savior. But
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no, she decided just to go and call her daddy
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or recently on TMZ to talk about Diddy. Your
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opinion is doing nothing. I think it's very good
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that you're trying to shame Diddy. Don't get
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me wrong. But at the same time, if you're not
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going to testify, what were you hiding? You really
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could have used your power as a hot -ass woman
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to bring him down, but no. You are now just going
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on TMZ, making it about you, which is why I don't
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respect you. Here is Aubrey O'Day. I got asked
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to do every Diddy documentary there was. And
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I just, I don't know, I'm sick of talking about
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it because I have a little bit of regret that
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I actually didn't try to bring him down. And
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there was nobody that I felt would tell the story
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of the man. The full story. Yeah, you could have
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told the full story in court, honey. As a child,
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how he grew up, how he was raised, the way that
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you can be groomed. Yeah, you know, he definitely
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had a weird upbringing in the club. You don't
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just build a monster like that overnight. The
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way that he became him. Like, I wanted it to
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be fair. I wanted it to feel honest and fair.
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Yeah, you could have been honest and fair in
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college. I wanted to be the devil and the angel
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and the... You notice how all of them did like
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the two split face? Oh yeah, I noticed that.
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Yours because you were the first seat at the
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table and I deserve a first seat at the table,
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which... Oh, we all deserve a nice first seat
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at the table. ...is why I did yours in the beginning.
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Which we did our thing. Which, by the way, we
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appreciate. Yeah, I couldn't talk about the rape
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affidavit at that time. Yeah, you know, but now
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I can because I need money. So he is going to
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get out. It's so weird seeing them interview
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this hot ass Arvio Day in the TMZ office. And
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everyone's just like on their computer while
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Harvey and Charles are doing their thing. Probably
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a year and three months from now. And he is enjoying
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it, huh? He's not really going to need it. Oh
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yeah, you know, he's just getting plowed in there.
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He's got whiskey, pizza, pasta. Yeah, butt stuff.
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You got to clear out the system first, though.
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Thai massages. He's got Instagram. Yeah, yeah.
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Hennessy. Freak off. Oh, yeah. You know, he's
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getting turned up. So he gets out. I'm sure they're
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giving him plenty of baby oil. Oh, yeah. But
50:45
you could have brought him down, you know, and
50:47
given him more time in prison. But no, you're
50:49
just going to go on TV for clout. He gets out.
50:51
And what happens? Because honestly, we've been
50:55
talking about it. There's going to be. Some celebration.
50:58
The question is, who goes to that celebration?
51:01
You know, the first one in line is going to be
51:03
Too Short, who's now walking back complimenting
51:08
Diddy, but it's a little too a little. All eight.
51:12
In the society that we're living in right now,
51:16
gentlemen, I think way more people than should.
51:21
Got it, man. She's freaking hot. You just know
51:24
that she doesn't take any accountability in anything.
51:27
Were people shocked? Because they were so...
51:30
No, I didn't see a lot of shock. I saw... What
51:32
is going on with this echo? She never sounded
51:34
better. I saw women with their... I was outside
51:37
of court when the verdict came down. There were
51:40
women with their shirts up, pouring baby oil
51:41
all over their titties, saying... Hell yeah!
51:44
Now that's a party. Get me daddy. And then his
51:49
sons went and brought their boombox out of their
51:51
face. And they're playing bad boys for life.
51:54
And they got their girlfriends to twerk. Oh,
51:57
yeah. Can we have that party at my apartment?
52:00
On top of it while they did their new song with
52:02
Yeezy. I got a caj, you got a bed. I'm kidding.
52:05
It was trash. Yeah, that was terrible. All right,
52:09
and so was this interview. And by the way, also,
52:14
whatever, payola or whatever was going on. Yeah,
52:18
she knows about payola. How else did your music
52:21
get on there? Going on in those overflow rooms
52:24
because the overflow rooms were heavily swayed
52:28
as well. You're not really swayed in my opinion.
52:32
Riveting interview. You could have done that
52:33
in court, but there is something you're hiding.
52:35
Just a little something. It's very obvious. Also
52:39
on Clip Roulette, we have a bust out on this
52:47
side chick known as Joy Taylor. I've been told
52:49
some spectacular lies. Oh, yeah. And you lied
52:53
to a lot of people as a side chick, so you're
52:55
not interesting, honey. I hate lying. I just
52:58
spite it. Yeah, you know, like when she lied
53:01
about getting on top. One of the most notorious
53:06
lies I have ever experienced in my life. I was
53:12
seeing this man. Yeah. And he was the CEO, right?
53:15
This was over 20 years ago. Okay. I knew that
53:18
he had had a girlfriend recently. I'm being serious.
53:21
I know I talk about sex a lot on here, but is
53:23
there anything else women podcast talking about?
53:26
Or is it just your body? Okay. And he. I asked
53:30
him about it and he was like, oh no, we broke
53:31
up. Like she's not in town anymore. She's for
53:35
the streets. Blah, blah, blah, whatever. We're
53:38
hooking up. Like, oh yeah. You know, she's good
53:42
at that. You know, a month or two. His house
53:46
one day. Let me take an intermission real quick.
53:48
This is the most riveting part of the show. We
53:52
have just had sex and we're just laying there
53:55
and I hear the front door, like the, the knob,
54:00
like he goes pale. And I was like, what's up?
54:05
Like, it's your roommate. And he was like, no,
54:07
it's not. She walks into the room. That's not
54:11
the first time she's been caught as a side chick.
54:16
With suitcases. It was like a movie. She is staring
54:19
at us. I'm staring at her. I'm looking at him.
54:22
I'm like, fuck, I have to fight this bitch naked.
54:24
She drops. Oh, you're not even that tough on
54:26
your side chick. The suitcases. Screams and runs
54:29
out of the room. There you go. Absolutely riveting.
54:34
Jason Taylor must be so proud that he got his
54:37
sister a job in the media and all she's doing
54:39
is talking about how she is a huge body count.
54:43
He must absolutely love that, you know. She got
54:46
that long freaking body count. It's like a CVS
54:52
receipt. Printing out all the guys you've been
55:00
with. 856 -4900. But here's some Hailey Bieber
55:08
and Call Her Daddy. He was being... you know
55:15
a little out there i didn't want to say like
55:17
fuck boy because it's like not yeah well you're
55:20
a fuck girl because i mean you ruined that relationship
55:22
with selena so let's be honest here you're no
55:27
uh you know what's the word saint yeah but like
55:29
yes and no i don't know i don't know how to describe
55:31
it but like he was just in a different space
55:33
in his life and was like i think ultimately when
55:36
people are like acting out it's just because
55:37
they're hurting oh yeah and he definitely hurt
55:41
selena Halle Berry says she's a victim of domestic
55:49
abuse. Too Short apologizes for being friends
55:53
with Diddy. Jack Doherty's girlfriend allegedly
55:55
pulled a gun on him. Offset got mad at a casino
56:00
in Paris. Sam Altman is not really sorry about
56:04
Chad GVT encouraging people to kill themselves.
56:08
No one hears it, but the dog outside his door
56:11
is freaking annoying. That represents a St. Pete,
56:15
people. A meteorologist had sex with another
56:21
woman on his team and he got fired and they're
56:25
calling it creepy. Trust me. If only you knew
56:29
how much of dogs people on radio were, you'd
56:32
be like, that's not that big of a deal. Is it
56:36
unethical? Yeah. Is it common? Yeah. Trust me.
56:42
Sorry, I need to shut up. At some point, I need
56:46
to learn to shut up. Maybe not today, maybe not
56:48
tomorrow, but at some point, I will learn how
56:52
to shut up. Apparently, Halle Berry's son says
57:03
that her version of virtual reality is putting
57:07
him in a headlock. Halle Berry's ex, Olivier
57:09
Martinez... You know, during our argument, she's
57:12
insufferable. She jumped their son that they
57:15
have. He was playing a game and he had a VR headset
57:17
on and she started sort of... messing with him
57:19
and choked him. And Halle fired back, Olivier
57:22
is a violent guy. Yeah, he does have kind of
57:25
bad vibes in his eyes when you look at him. Wasn't
57:28
Olivier a former boxer? Yes, he is. But he's
57:31
a French boxer. I don't know. Josh Hartnett got
57:38
terribly... Oh yeah, he did not get good reviews.
57:42
Food poisoning. Filming Verity. I did get poisoned
57:45
and then I had to recover from it. He had stomachache
57:48
for days. It was an epic food poisoning. Like
57:52
projectile. Actually so much worse. Ah geez,
57:54
there's that hot ass Nicole Ryan from SiriusXM.
57:57
Worse than that. And if you're getting deja vu,
57:59
that's because this happened before. Josh called
58:02
911. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. If you're going to cast
58:06
him, you've got to think twice. Oh, he should
58:08
have been in the Running Man remake. Cruz. Guys,
58:19
that was the Jennifer Hudson show. On the Jennifer
58:22
Hudson show, does the Risky Biz. He's doing a
58:25
dance, man. He's doing the Deadbeat Dad dance.
58:30
That's what he was doing right there. It's a
58:32
pretty good dance. Elon Musk. I know how to do
58:36
it. And speaking of couple drama, it's war between
58:40
actress Halle Berry and her ex -husband, who's
58:42
the father of her now 12 -year -old son. Whatever.
58:46
He's just been granted a temporary restraining
58:49
order against the Oscar winner. Yeah, she really
58:52
knows how to pick them, doesn't she? She just
58:54
picks the real winners. Sylvester Stallone detailing
58:59
his feud with Richard Gere. Oh, yeah! Definitely
59:04
quite the fit. his new memoir the steps sly giving
59:08
insight into tensions on the set of the 1974
59:11
film the lords of flatbush and what led to a
59:15
physical altercation between the two actors boomers
59:19
love fighting because they have um nothing else
59:23
welcome to the pta club jim and tammy faye baker
59:28
built a multi -million dollar broadcast empire
59:31
yeah they were scam artists like musculation
59:37
All right, so Jim Baker died. I thought he was
59:40
already dead, but he's been dead inside since
59:43
day one. It was a courtroom first, a man who
59:48
was killed giving a victim impact statement from
59:51
beyond the grave. His likeness and voice all
59:54
created with AI technology. Isn't that delightful?
59:59
Creepy as hell. I'm screaming. I'm like, Cody,
1:00:03
Cody, please wake up. All right, so Michaela
1:00:08
Naguiar says, Cody Hawkins over to us, led to
1:00:11
divorce. I got a text from Ryan Seacrest's thing.
1:00:16
It says, your vote can make a difference. Be
1:00:18
your biggest fan and vote for yourself once a
1:00:20
day. I would say Shitty Radio Jack's probably
1:00:24
my biggest fan. What's going on with Adrian?
1:00:29
He's the most dudes you ever fucked in one go.
1:00:31
I think 35. That's something to be proud of.
1:00:36
What's going on with Angela White? You all know.
1:00:39
You all know. It's about her favorite porn she
1:00:42
made. I don't need to tell you because you know.
1:00:45
You know. It was manual forever. You know, he
1:00:49
goes to downtown. What's going on here? Three
1:00:52
signs she wants you. And most men miss these
1:00:54
signs completely. But after this, you'll know
1:00:56
exactly what to look for. If you want deeper
1:00:58
answers, you can always book a call. Link in
1:00:59
bio. I know I give the shit about the link in
1:01:01
the bio. What's the best response if a girl rejects
1:01:07
you? Oh. No response because they're missing
1:01:09
out. Don't beg. Don't argue. Don't ask why. Just
1:01:12
say, no worries. That's what I'm doing. It's
1:01:15
led to me getting laid. It's also led to me just
1:01:18
getting ignored. We need to discuss something.
1:01:24
You know, talking about Chris Brown's baby mama
1:01:29
who went to social media. Now, my response is
1:01:36
I don't like Chris Brown. I love his music. I
1:01:39
think he's one of the greatest of all time. But
1:01:42
man, homie needs to watch out on who he dates.
1:01:46
He just really picks these winners, doesn't he?
1:01:49
Now, granted, is he a dirtbag? Of course, we
1:01:52
all are aware. But whenever a woman goes publicly
1:01:56
about their breakup, that's because they have
1:01:59
skeletons in their closet. And they're narcissists.
1:02:03
People forget that hot -ass girls can be narcissists.
1:02:07
And that hot -ass girls can be troublemakers.
1:02:14
was not going to address anything. No, you were.
1:02:18
You're lying unless you said you weren't going
1:02:20
to address it. But what are you doing right now?
1:02:23
And... So shut up. I was just going to let shit
1:02:26
slide. But you know what? I am... Why does a
1:02:29
baby mama ever let things slide? I'm waiting.
1:02:34
A baby mama never let anything slide. I mean,
1:02:42
things slide to make the baby. I mean, that's
1:02:44
happening. Tired of letting shit slide. So with
1:02:50
that being said, since Christopher and the Three
1:02:52
Stooges want to... Ah, here we freaking go with
1:02:56
the name calling. Can you imagine if he was like,
1:02:59
oh yeah, she's the dumb broad police. Talk shit
1:03:03
and run to his defense. Let's get into it. Man,
1:03:08
this is why I'm so glad I got a vasectomy and
1:03:11
I'm not having kids and anybody. I'm sure the
1:03:14
world is happy. Did you know that Ryan Hoppe
1:03:15
got a vasectomy? Well, now you know. And we aren't
1:03:18
even sure why we told you. Yeah. This is what
1:03:21
you got to deal with. Like, if you have an annoying
1:03:23
ass ex -girlfriend, yeah, they'll talk about
1:03:25
you or whatever, but you'll never see them again.
1:03:27
You know? Bye -bye. See you later, alligator.
1:03:30
But the thing is, if you have a kid with them,
1:03:34
this happens. Have a seat. I'm about to be posting
1:03:37
receipts. When a woman posts receipts, that's
1:03:41
because they're trying to get ahead because they
1:03:43
got, you know, skeletons. It's going to get real
1:03:47
messy. Messier. Oh, wow. Her hair is raggedy,
1:03:51
too. You can tell she's trying to do that thing
1:03:53
that women do when they do a very serious video.
1:03:56
Where they just look raggedy. All right, let's
1:04:02
start with the fact that you found out that I
1:04:05
filed another motion through the internet. TMZ,
1:04:09
I believe. Yeah, it would be them. Thank you,
1:04:11
TMZ. She's flicking them off like as if they
1:04:14
weren't going to find out. You knew what you
1:04:16
were doing when you were... I had sex with a
1:04:18
public figure. No one forced you to have kids
1:04:20
with them. Mm -hmm. So your response was not
1:04:24
- No one forced you to not take the morning after
1:04:26
pill. Not entering ignorance, yada, yada, yada.
1:04:30
Ah, you are ignorant. First of all, ignorance,
1:04:34
entering ignorance, sir? That shit left out the
1:04:37
window two years ago. Maybe - God, just an annoying
1:04:41
person. Chris Brown's a terrible person, and
1:04:44
he attracts terrible people. Diamond Brown is
1:04:49
her name. Even before that shit. Anyway, you
1:04:54
are the king of ignorance, so let's not do that.
1:04:59
Man, this is making me nervous. I mean, I know
1:05:01
I'm not going to be having kids, but this is
1:05:04
the dating market out there. Chris Brown and
1:05:06
her. And the Cornell 7, isn't it great? To see
1:05:18
your daughter, because I want to run with a false
1:05:21
narrative. I mean, that's kind of what you're
1:05:24
doing right now. Mmm. Whenever a woman has to
1:05:28
go public, there is something she's trying to
1:05:31
get ahead of. There is something she's running
1:05:33
from. Now, I don't know what that is, but this
1:05:36
is not a genuine woman. Knowing his whole past,
1:05:42
he should have, you know, not had a kid with
1:05:44
her and she should have ran. But she loved the
1:05:47
clout. She loved the attention she was getting.
1:05:50
And now she's regretting it because she's raggedy.
1:05:52
She's hit the wall, kind of similar to Brittany
1:05:54
Renner. Oh, geez. Let's sit in that one for a
1:05:59
minute, Chris. Did I not just invite you to one
1:06:04
of her biggest accomplishments in her life? To
1:06:09
New York Fashion Week? And did I get a response?
1:06:11
I love how Diamond Brown thinks we're all thinking
1:06:14
about what's going on with her when gas prices
1:06:17
are going up and down like a seesaw. Oh, yeah,
1:06:20
but Diamond Brown, that's what we're all worried
1:06:23
about. Oh, yeah. No. already on your way to new
1:06:29
york for a tour for like a show you had going
1:06:32
on i don't know anymore god you know arguing
1:06:36
with her she's one of those women i've dated
1:06:39
people that done this you have an argument let's
1:06:42
say in february and you wrap up the argument
1:06:45
you have to make up sex you go about your life
1:06:47
and then like six months later it gets brought
1:06:50
up and i thought so um actually you know what
1:06:54
let me post that receipt because this is why
1:06:56
you this is why i i I'm not saying I'm as famous
1:06:59
as Chris Brown, but obviously with the attention
1:07:01
I get online, I'm a somebody. And this is why
1:07:04
I don't talk to anybody. I don't trust anybody.
1:07:07
You can't trust anybody in life. You want to
1:07:11
call me a liar? Let's see it. Bunch of text messages.
1:07:17
Really fits the screen, honey. And it's all blue
1:07:23
text. No one responded to you. How am I not allowing
1:07:29
you to have time with Lovely? You know, this
1:07:31
energy, you know, she's totally not going to
1:07:34
get the kid to hate him. There is nothing worse
1:07:36
than what a woman that doesn't like the dad.
1:07:39
I mean, I don't even know if Chris Brown's a
1:07:41
good dad or not, but there's nothing worse than
1:07:43
when the woman tries to set the narrative as
1:07:45
like a better man, as a better mom. Now when
1:07:48
he's out there plowing other women. Alexa, did
1:07:52
Chris Brown ever marry Diamond Brown? Chris Brown
1:07:58
never married Diamond Brown. Yeah, you weren't
1:08:00
even worth marrying. Alexa, stop. Because you're
1:08:08
blocked? Okay. Yeah, I would know about accounts
1:08:12
attacking me that block me and then attack me.
1:08:14
Kelt, shitty radio PD. Give me that one. It's
1:08:17
kind of hard to get a hold of me when you're
1:08:19
blocked. Cool. I don't know. I think it's better
1:08:22
that it's hard to get a hold of you, you know?
1:08:23
You're annoying. But there are other avenues,
1:08:26
if you really wanted to. That's the thing, is
1:08:29
he doesn't want to. You had kids with a deadbeat
1:08:31
dad, and now you're playing the victim card.
1:08:35
Which way is it? Learn to take accountability
1:08:38
and shut up. The hour will be right back. You
1:08:57
probably need to be affectionate. And you can
1:09:07
see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They
1:09:11
do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
1:09:15
And that's what we really need. Cussing. And
1:09:28
it looks like you went and got a b**** up. Not
1:09:30
on the iPad screen. Whatever the case might be
1:09:32
in your hand and a sock and a whatever. Like,
1:09:35
thank you. But also, I would love to be held,
1:09:39
but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you think
1:09:42
you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
1:09:44
if you don't feel like listening to this next
1:09:46
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
1:09:49
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
1:09:51
around, folks. Jones. Just a woman you want to
1:14:09
have sex with. You know what I mean? Just an
1:14:12
a** positive milf. Alright, that's getting annoying.
1:14:16
Here with this button. You secretly listen to,
1:14:39
and that includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my
1:14:43
pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with
1:14:46
Ryan Hoppy. Stations are tuned in too. It's all
1:16:42
fine. It's 856 -494 -6773. You're tweeting me
1:17:17
at RyanHobbyRadio. Always email me. RyanHobbyRadio
1:17:24
.com. Time for, I love this song. I want to stay
1:17:29
here all day with you, whatever, but I got things
1:17:30
to do. Time for Flock Camera News. Now we're
1:17:48
turning up. 30 minutes left in me. 150 times.
1:20:22
Now it's the 551st. Now it's the 500th. I'm kidding.
1:20:35
Two now former West Suburban police officers
1:20:38
are facing felony charges accused of misusing
1:20:40
their authority. Yeah, this is getting absolutely,
1:20:44
absolutely out of control. I would be so afraid
1:20:50
to go on a date with a cop. I don't even want
1:20:52
to go on a date with a cop in general because,
1:20:54
you know, I can't talk lead. And I just don't
1:20:57
really respect cops. I just don't want to be
1:21:00
kind of like an ex -girlfriend. Like, you respect
1:21:05
them, they mean well, you know, they ain't getting
1:21:07
the penis like this again. But you don't need
1:21:10
to be around them. That's how I feel about cops.
1:21:13
It is getting out of control that these flock
1:21:15
cameras weren't even voted in by us. They just
1:21:18
kind of showed up. Alexa, where did flock cameras
1:21:22
come from? Did the civilians vote for them? Where
1:21:25
did they come from? The Flopbox cameras you're
1:21:30
thinking of are the Brownie models. George Eastman
1:21:33
and his supplier, Frank Brownell, rolled them
1:21:35
out in 1900. Alexa, stop. Alexa, I said flock
1:21:39
cameras. Where did they come from? Wow, are you
1:21:46
useless? Prosecutors say former Itasca officer
1:21:48
Marissa Ciccola and former West Chicago officer
1:21:52
Geraldo Solis. Oh, yeah, you know, there's so
1:21:55
many cops out there that are dirty. What a surprise.
1:21:58
I call the presses. Each use flock cameras to
1:22:04
conduct unauthorized searches. Yeah, I don't
1:22:06
like that. I have a story for you. I matched
1:22:10
with a Chicago cop on Tinder or Bumble about
1:22:13
three years ago. And I'll tell you in a second,
1:22:15
but let's finish up the clip. investigators say
1:22:17
those searches happened between 2024 and 2026
1:22:20
all right so that's what happened there and hopefully
1:22:22
those cops will get fired but we all know the
1:22:25
cops will probably just get a new job somewhere
1:22:26
else because cop saw what happened was went on
1:22:32
a date with this woman i should have known her
1:22:35
name on a bumble with ace says i was 29 years
1:22:40
old about to turn 30 you know and i was visiting
1:22:43
chicago and we matched and she's like this hot
1:22:45
ass thick latina 41 year old with Dirty blonde
1:22:49
hair. Nice big booty. I meet her at the Virgin
1:22:57
Hotel in downtown Chicago. It's like 35 bucks
1:23:01
an hour to park. Thanks, Mayor Daley. In fact,
1:23:07
you're the greatest mayor they ever had as a
1:23:09
problem. And she like brought her friend and
1:23:22
her friend got ghosted. So I didn't even get
1:23:26
laid out of being stalked. I'll explain. She
1:23:29
goes, so her friend was the third wheel and we're
1:23:31
like overlooking the city. She's like, do you
1:23:34
know what I do for a living? And I'm like, what?
1:23:36
She's like, oh, I help out those in the community.
1:23:38
I'm like, are you a counselor, a community service?
1:23:41
And she's like, no, I'm a cop as I'm hitting
1:23:43
my pen. So then I'm like, so we made out a little
1:23:50
bit and I never saw her again. Well, we only
1:23:53
talked on, you know, the site that is known as
1:23:57
Bumble or that millennial same site. On my birthday,
1:24:02
about maybe 10 days later, I get a text from
1:24:05
a 727 number. No, wait, 773 number, which is
1:24:08
a Chicago number. And she goes, hey, happy birthday,
1:24:12
kitty. Hope you have a great day. Welcome to
1:24:15
your dirty 30s. And I'm like, who is this? She's
1:24:18
like, oh, it's Stephanie. I'm like, who? And
1:24:22
she's like, oh, we went on a date in Chicago.
1:24:25
And I'm like, who? And then she's like, oh, yeah,
1:24:28
I'm Ace from Bumble. And I did not like that.
1:24:31
And right then and there is when I learned that
1:24:33
cops can stalk. So, yeah, if I, a good 6 out
1:24:38
of 10, can get stalked, anybody can. This is
1:24:43
the issue. One of more than 30 flocked cameras
1:24:46
in Cleveland Heights. Ah, yeah, you know how
1:24:48
the Cleveland cops are out of control, you know?
1:24:51
With the group, Cleveland Heights for Immigrant
1:24:54
Rights, planning a protest on Mayfield. Ah, you
1:24:57
can plan to protest. Ah, you know what? It ain't
1:25:00
good. Oh, yeah, it's time for radio news, dude.
1:25:06
Oh, there's so much happening? Hey, y 'all. Hey,
1:25:11
y 'all. My advice to salespeople, listen to your
1:26:34
own freaking radio station. Seriously. Sounds
1:26:37
like ESPN 1000 does not. Turn it on. Yeah. Listen
1:26:41
to the station. Hi, John. Or listen to a podcast
1:26:45
and go. I was working down the dial, not where
1:26:48
I'm at now. And I said, well, how can you guys
1:26:50
not sell that? What are you talking about? We
1:26:54
do this topic. It's appointment radio every single
1:26:57
night. There's David Kaplan. This is a more interesting
1:27:02
video. This is Kevin Kline. So Sebastian Maniscalco.
1:27:06
Obviously, Kevin Kline's probably my favorite
1:27:08
current on -air radio host of all time. I like
1:27:12
old school radio, but Kevin Kline's definitely
1:27:14
up there as one of my heroes. I DMed him. He
1:27:16
has some of the best radio ratings ever in LA
1:27:19
radio history this past month. So well done,
1:27:25
Kevin. Here he is talking about Sebastian Maniscalco's.
1:27:30
I wanted to talk about this radio channel, but
1:27:32
I didn't know how to approach it. So Kevin does
1:27:34
it better. Who knew we'd get a day full of so
1:27:37
much radio and comedy drama? And no one's really
1:27:40
asked my opinion, but that's never stopped me
1:27:41
in the past. So let's talk about it for a second.
1:27:44
Sebastian Menescalco. Not easy to say, even harder
1:27:47
to spell. Good dude. I've known him for a while.
1:27:49
He's been on multiple of my radio shows over
1:27:51
the years. He's always been a good guy, and he's
1:27:54
a fan of comedy. He's a fan of comedians. In
1:27:56
fact, many of the comedians I've had on my shows
1:27:58
recently are comedians I found out about through
1:28:01
Sebastian, like Pat McGann, who opened for him
1:28:03
on the road. So Sebastian is a supporter of comedy
1:28:06
and comedians. Has been. When I first met Sebastian...
1:28:09
He was a comedian by day, waiter by night, vice
1:28:11
versa. And there's no more comedy story than
1:28:14
that, just trying to grind it out until he became
1:28:16
the household name that he is today, selling
1:28:18
out arenas and unlimited shows at Madison Square
1:28:21
Garden, etc. So the drama of the day, in case
1:28:24
you don't know this, but you probably do by now
1:28:25
since everyone's posted a video with their opinions
1:28:27
about it, is that Sebastian has a radio station
1:28:31
now on SiriusXM that was named after him, Sebastian
1:28:33
Meniscalco Radio. Ironically... It's the station
1:28:36
that I used to be on many years ago when I hosted
1:28:38
the morning show on Playboy Radio, which was
1:28:39
Sirius XM 99. And that's the station that when
1:28:43
I was there, I brought a lot of lesser known
1:28:45
comedians on, including Sebastian Maniscalco
1:28:47
at the time. A lot of guys that came on as guests
1:28:50
include Bert Kreischer and Sebastian Maniscalco
1:28:52
and Joe Coy. And the list goes on and on and
1:28:54
on. Tom Segura, household names today at the
1:28:57
time, no one knew who they were. I didn't even
1:28:59
know who they were, but I wanted to give them
1:29:00
a platform to try to entertain others. and I
1:29:02
used that platform as long as they would let
1:29:04
me before they eventually threw me out. So Sebastian
1:29:07
got given the honor to have his name put on the
1:29:10
station. It used to be called Raw Dog Radio.
1:29:13
They got rid of Raw Dog Radio, and they put on
1:29:16
the name Sebastian Maniscalco, which is much
1:29:17
harder to spell. So since he's taken over the
1:29:22
station, apparently a bunch of the comedians
1:29:24
that used to be on that station that claimed
1:29:26
they were getting crazy residuals, like money
1:29:29
every month and every week in their bank account,
1:29:31
from their old comedy bit to airing, are claiming
1:29:34
now that that money's dried up because their
1:29:35
comedy has been pulled off the station. And instead
1:29:38
of it being a bunch of lesser known kind of comedians
1:29:41
on the road, grinding it out, road dogs, you've
1:29:43
got like the classics like, you know, Joan Rivers,
1:29:47
et cetera, old Bob Hope entertaining the troops.
1:29:50
And as a result, the money's not going to the
1:29:53
comedians that really needed to survive. And
1:29:55
somehow Sebastian's name has been dragged into
1:29:56
this. Because his is the name on the station.
1:29:59
And some people are saying things like, Sebastian,
1:30:01
you're costing us our livelihood and this and
1:30:03
that. Let me just say, as someone who's worked
1:30:05
in radio a long ass time, I currently do the
1:30:07
morning show on K -Rock in LA, by the way. This
1:30:09
is not a Sebastian problem. This is a radio problem.
1:30:12
Always has been, always will be. If there's a
1:30:15
cheaper way to do anything, radio will find it
1:30:16
and they will go that route. It doesn't matter
1:30:18
if it's satellite or terrestrial. They will always
1:30:21
find a way to cut corners. If they were really
1:30:23
paying out as much money as these comedians claim
1:30:25
they were paying out, Then radio looked at it
1:30:27
and they go, why are we paying all these people
1:30:29
money? Let's just go ahead and start cutting
1:30:30
that and let's just go to the public domain Joan
1:30:32
Rivers files and put those on. That's a radio
1:30:35
thing, not a Sebastian thing. I don't think they
1:30:38
said to Sebastian, you can either get another
1:30:40
$20 million a year to do this or we can spread
1:30:42
that out among your whole comedy community. And
1:30:43
he said, pay me my money. I'm not saying he wouldn't
1:30:46
say that, but I don't think that's what happened.
1:30:47
So for all of the narrative out there that is
1:30:50
like, Sebastian, fix this problem. Sebastian,
1:30:53
what have you done? I now have to live in my
1:30:55
car. It's ridiculous for so many reasons. And
1:30:59
I say this as someone who has worked in radio
1:31:00
a long ass time and someone who has had a ton
1:31:03
of lesser known comedians on my show that have
1:31:06
now gotten very successful and now will not come
1:31:08
back and do my show again. Oh yeah, I had that
1:31:10
with Burt Crusher. Because they don't want to
1:31:11
wake up early and come on radio. That being said,
1:31:14
you can find me on KROQ every morning, 106 .7
1:31:18
in Los Angeles. And if you are a lesser known
1:31:20
comedian that has been affected by this drama,
1:31:24
and you've got shows in L .A. that you're promoting
1:31:27
and you're actually funny, please reach out and
1:31:29
come on the show so that we can introduce you
1:31:31
to a whole new audience. And I think for everyone
1:31:34
else who has that platform, if you have the ability
1:31:37
to take young comedians or up -and -comers or
1:31:40
even old comedians that have been grinding it
1:31:42
out for 20 years, 30 years, probably never going
1:31:44
to make it, but don't tell them that, you should
1:31:47
give your platform to them if you can. Yeah,
1:31:49
the problem is Kevin Kline's one of the good
1:31:52
guys in radio. Bye there. from scandals to the
1:32:43
court rise and fall crazy exes wild and scandalous
1:32:52
league full of stories ain't nothing fabulous
1:32:55
ryan breaks it down gets unanimous tuna happy
1:32:58
hour never anomalous y 'all know the score but
1:33:01
he dies deeper like a keeper he says every week
1:33:06
analysis sweeper mba's real talk cuts to the
1:33:10
sleeper now she was fired jr smith is in trouble
1:33:32
ron is having Chronic arthritis. Yeah, he's been
1:33:38
running up and down a basketball court for 40
1:33:40
years. With Wayne making it clear that he was
1:34:23
intentionally saving the top spot. When Lonzo
1:34:26
Ball was mentioned, Wayne asked for... I just
1:34:33
gotta make Lonzo feel bad. Wayne had previously
1:34:42
revealed he made an unreleased... He said Kevin
1:34:49
Durant's the best. It's interesting. A woman
1:35:08
that was stealing $85 ,000. The treasurer from
1:35:11
Sarasota. Someone commented, What's confusing
1:35:14
is she gets her salary and VA benefits. Which
1:35:18
is over $100 ,000 a year. I don't know why she
1:35:20
would do that. And then I made a post about parking
1:35:24
going up. I think it was at Fort DeSoto Beach.
1:35:30
And someone said, note vet discount at Sunshine
1:35:34
Skylight Pier. Haven't been to DeSoto in years.
1:35:36
When I lived in St. Pete, I went to Ray's Day
1:35:39
Games. Two beaches and a fishing pier. Infested
1:35:42
with dolphins and pelicans. One steals your bait
1:35:45
while the other tingles your line. That park
1:35:46
is awesome. Man, I have not heard a sentence
1:35:49
like that since I produced the 18 different radio
1:35:53
shows on 1025 The Bone that were about fishing.
1:35:56
Mm -hmm. They would, like, turn to me, what do
1:35:59
you think about this? I don't go fishing. That
1:36:03
was a very strange show. Nothing says radio like
1:36:07
mixing politics and fishing. But they paid the
1:36:15
bills over there, so someone's got to help pay
1:36:18
for Kelton's salary. Mm -hmm. All right, what's
1:36:21
going on with the Kardashians? Whoa! Hot topic!
1:36:26
Kim Kardashian reveals why she was in no rush
1:36:29
to keep up with the dating scene. Yeah, you know,
1:36:31
she's kind of like said so many guys. She needed
1:36:35
to like take a quick breather, man, you know,
1:36:37
let body get some rest. Four months after the
1:36:40
Kardashian star hard launched her romance with
1:36:44
Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton. Yeah, she
1:36:47
said she wasn't ready to open up. Now she's opening
1:36:50
wide. Northwest is making a rear outing with
1:36:55
her dad. On October 4th, the 13 -year -old daughter
1:36:57
of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian steps out at
1:37:00
ComplexCon 10 -year anniversary festival in Los
1:37:03
Angeles. Yeah, she needs to not be around Bianca.
1:37:06
That is not a good influence. Kim Kardashian
1:37:10
is revealing the number of nannies she has on
1:37:12
rotation. In an interview with The Times October
1:37:15
3rd, Kim reveals she has one nanny on duty at
1:37:18
all times with four additional in rotation. Yeah,
1:37:22
just like she does, guys. Here's Chloe or Kylie
1:37:26
talking about when they used to rent out movie
1:37:28
theaters. I'm going to the movie. We're seeing
1:37:30
Verity. We rent it out. It is a dreadfully edited
1:37:36
video. Whoever put that music bed under there
1:37:38
needs to love it a little bit. It's a little
1:37:41
too loud. Let's do final news to end the show.
1:37:47
Let's do Tim. Forward with the event's 25th anniversary.
1:38:44
News Channel 8's Cassandra Mischak spoke to the
1:38:46
organization's new president as well as local
1:38:48
businesses. It would have been nice if the news
1:38:50
began by what they're talking about. Gee, why
1:38:53
is no one watching the local news besides Hoppy
1:38:55
Hour? That count on the crowds from Pride. St.
1:38:58
Pete Pride is approaching its 25th anniversary,
1:39:01
but before they can celebrate that milestone,
1:39:03
they say they need to raise thousands of dollars
1:39:05
just... Ah, good luck. Definitely not getting
1:39:08
help from DeSantis. He's in a closet. A 74 -year
1:39:13
-old man is charged with murder after Tampa police
1:39:16
officers say he shot and killed a woman he'd
1:39:18
known for 20 years. All right, there you go.
1:39:22
Delightful. He needs to be shot and killed right
1:39:25
back. We are excited for first pitch. For Tampa
1:39:29
Bay Rays fans, this postseason run has also...
1:39:31
All right, so that was from before when the Rays
1:39:33
won. They might win the road series this year.
1:39:36
They are the one team that needs to get it done.
1:39:39
You know, everybody else has won. Roddy's, Lightning,
1:39:44
Buck. Midwest Place. Chicago restaurant chain
1:40:59
is calling foul on a chicken shack in Robins.
1:41:02
Harold's Chicken, an ice bar, has been served
1:41:04
a cease and desist order. Joni Lum is here with
1:41:07
me right now. Oh yeah! They're in a little bit
1:41:11
of trouble. This place is where the Robins mayor
1:41:16
was injured in a... Oh yeah, that shooting outside
1:41:19
of this Harold's Chicken definitely drew attention
1:41:22
to them. out recently right call it was at uh
1:41:28
the herald's chicken and ice bar and i remember
1:41:30
everyone saying is that a real herald since you
1:41:35
know that owner was panicking apparently the
1:41:40
corporation has come forward to ask them to stop
1:41:42
using the name uh it's kind of dumb of them to
1:41:45
do that what's going on in orlando wow news that
1:41:49
actually makes me happy jet that's what i'm here
1:41:51
for so let's spread the news boys r us is back
1:41:57
don't understand nobody was going before it was
1:41:59
like an empty parking lot but now we're living
1:42:01
in the past so serve my fresno audience let's
1:42:05
do a fresno on news right now news in clovis
1:43:52
new details tonight on the arrest of a part -time
1:43:55
band coach at buchanan high school yeah he is
1:43:58
having sex with a minor oh that's delightful
1:44:03
A serial criminal whose attacks put women on
1:44:06
edge for months, now assured to be behind bars
1:44:09
for more than a decade. No longer able to prey
1:44:11
on those simply seeking shelter. This guy got
1:44:15
16 years for rape. There you go. What's going
1:44:18
on in Winston -Salem? Two weeks after a car crashed
1:44:23
into the Marshalls on Haynes Mill Road in Winston
1:44:26
-Salem, he gave the okay today. I used to go
1:44:29
to this Marshalls. My nana would take freaking
1:44:32
forever. She would just be walking around. If
1:44:38
I can give any advice, if you're like a younger
1:44:41
listener and you have an annoying grandparent,
1:44:43
I promise you, talk to them because I regret
1:44:45
not talking to her. Let's end with Rochester
1:44:51
News. It's my favorite intro I have. Federal
1:46:16
prosecutors want your help as they investigate
1:46:19
a Henrietta man arrested and charged for owning
1:46:22
and creating child pornography. Yeah, you know
1:46:25
what you got to do? Like this. This will solve
1:46:29
the problem. and mike calata if they did a radio
1:47:19
show together where they talked about me welcome
1:47:21
back to the morning show where our confidence
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former producer current unstoppable force the
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man simply refuses to give up he keeps making
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