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- 1:53Speaker 2: all at heathermcdonald.net. Okay, The Bachelor with Clayton. I haven't
- 1:58Speaker 2: really covered The Bachelor this whole season, but the last
- 2:02Speaker 2: few episodes, I was getting wind that it was getting
- 2:05Speaker 2: crazy juicy, and I caught up, and it concluded last night.
- 2:09Speaker 2: So Clayton's a tall drink of water. He's very all-American,
- 2:14Speaker 2: and it came down to three girls. And these three girls,
- 2:19Speaker 2: it was Gabby. Oh, shit, I forgot the other blonde's name.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Look it up. Gabby's the brunette, another cute blonde, and
- 2:26Speaker 2: then Susie. And basically, you know how the show works.
- 2:31Speaker 2: These girls know how the show works. They've been watching
- 2:34Speaker 2: it since they were in preschool, okay? That's how long
- 2:36Speaker 2: the show has been around. Now, as you know, Rachel.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Rachel's the other blonde. As you know, the former host
- 2:45Speaker 2: of The Bachelor, what's his name?
- 2:48Speaker 6: Chris Harrison.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Chris Harrison. Is no longer the host of The Bachelor.
- 2:51Speaker 2: They got this other former Bachelor named Jesse. It was
- 2:55Speaker 2: very confusing because Jesse and Clayton look exactly alike. I
- 2:59Speaker 2: think they both played football in college or like one
- 3:02Speaker 2: year professionally. I don't know. But they're both tall. They
- 3:05Speaker 2: both have the same coloring. They look so much alike.
- 3:08Speaker 2: At certain times, I was like confused. Anyway, so it's
- 3:12Speaker 2: down to the three girls. And so let's do Fantasy Suites.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Each girl jumps, does the toddler jump on top of them.
- 3:20Speaker 2: They do some dumb thing in Iceland, which I have
- 3:22Speaker 2: no desire to ever go to. No offense to Iceland,
- 3:24Speaker 2: but I don't really think it shows them all. I've
- 3:27Speaker 2: seen the Real Housewives of O.C. go to Iceland, and
- 3:30Speaker 2: I've seen The Bachelor guy go to Iceland. It's just
- 3:33Speaker 2: not on my bucket list. Iceland people don't scream at me,
- 3:36Speaker 2: make it worth my while. Okay, anyway, so the first
- 3:40Speaker 2: one is Rachel, Blonde Rachel. Jumps on him, toddler. They
- 3:46Speaker 2: do some activity, and they fully bone. Good. The next day,
- 3:52Speaker 2: she says from the balcony, I love you, Clayton. And
- 3:55Speaker 2: he goes, I love you, too, Rachel. Next day, he
- 3:59Speaker 2: picks up brunette Gabby. Gabby has a voice like this,
- 4:04Speaker 2: and she takes her time in talking to Clayton and
- 4:12Speaker 2: anybody else that's speaking to her. Okay, she's really cute
- 4:16Speaker 2: and nice. Both have great bodies. She hops on him,
- 4:19Speaker 2: does a title job, do some activity in Iceland. Bone.
- 4:23Speaker 2: As he's leaving her, he says, I'm falling in love
- 4:26Speaker 2: with you, Gabby, and it feels so good. I love you, too.
- 4:32Speaker 2: She yells back. Then he goes and picks up Susie.
- 4:36Speaker 2: And they're having their dinner. And she basically says, if
- 4:41Speaker 2: you slept with either one of those girls... Um, yeah,
- 4:46Speaker 2: I'm done. I don't want anything to do with you.
- 4:48Speaker 2: He's like, what? You've been watching the show since preschool.
- 4:51Speaker 2: What do you think we did on our fantasy dates?
- 4:54Speaker 2: Like hold hands, do scrabble.
- 4:56Speaker 5: What the hell?
- 4:57Speaker 2: So he's like, wait, stop, stop. And she starts doing
- 5:00Speaker 2: this thing, which when I watched it, I was like,
- 5:02Speaker 2: girls do this. It's the manipulating girlfriend thing where, you know,
- 5:06Speaker 2: they just wake up and they're like, you know what?
- 5:08Speaker 2: I'm going to fuck with my boyfriend today. I'm going
- 5:10Speaker 2: to make him think that I'm going to break up
- 5:11Speaker 2: with him. I'm going to run out of the party.
- 5:13Speaker 2: I want him to chase me. I have no intention
- 5:15Speaker 2: of breaking up with him, but I just want to
- 5:17Speaker 2: fuck with him so much that I know how much
- 5:20Speaker 2: he really likes me. So she starts to play that game.
- 5:24Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know what to do. They walk
- 5:26Speaker 2: out from the fake food.
- 5:27Speaker 7: Okay.
- 5:28Speaker 2: And he walks out and he's like, I don't know
- 5:29Speaker 2: what to do. Jesse shows up. Jesse's been, went to
- 5:32Speaker 2: the hosting school that everybody on The Bachelor went to
- 5:35Speaker 2: where they just have to hold their hands like this,
- 5:37Speaker 2: like just like a little triangle because they don't know
- 5:39Speaker 2: what to do with their hands. And he's like, wow, Clayton,
- 5:42Speaker 2: this is something intense. I know how much you care
- 5:46Speaker 2: for Susie. And Clayton's like, I don't know what to do.
- 5:50Speaker 2: I mean, how could she not have told me this before?
- 5:53Speaker 2: If she would have told me before, I wouldn't have
- 5:55Speaker 2: slept with him because I love her the most. I
- 5:57Speaker 2: love the other girls, but she's my favorite love. She's
- 6:01Speaker 2: the Robin of the sister-wife situation. So then all of
- 6:06Speaker 2: a sudden he just snaps and he comes back and
- 6:08Speaker 2: she's like, I don't know. He goes, no, I'm done.
- 6:12Speaker 2: I don't need to talk to you anymore. She's like, what?
- 6:14Speaker 2: He's like, Bye-bye. Bye. We're done. Like, you're not for me.
- 6:19Speaker 2: You tried to mind screw me. And I'm just, and
- 6:22Speaker 2: she's like, oh, wait. Like, again, like, I was just
- 6:24Speaker 2: kind of screwing with you. I didn't really want it
- 6:26Speaker 2: to be over. He's like, see ya. She gets in
- 6:28Speaker 2: the car. He's like, the next day is all sad.
- 6:32Speaker 2: He's like, I'm just going to be totally transparent with
- 6:34Speaker 2: the two other girls. So Gabby and Rachel show up
- 6:37Speaker 2: looking great. And they're in this big, like, vacuous kind
- 6:39Speaker 2: of a building, which was absolutely genius of the producers
- 6:43Speaker 2: for a reason. I'm going to tell you. So they
- 6:44Speaker 2: come up. He's like, so girls, I want to tell you, um,
- 6:50Speaker 2: I told you both that I love you. I also
- 6:53Speaker 2: slept with you both, but I also told Susie that,
- 6:56Speaker 2: and that's why she's not here. Cause she didn't want
- 6:59Speaker 2: anything to do with me once after I slept with
- 7:01Speaker 2: both of you, but I just wanted to be honest.
- 7:04Speaker 2: The two girls are like, what? They go separate ways.
- 7:07Speaker 2: This blonde one, Rachel, goes downstairs and is just wailing,
- 7:12Speaker 2: wailing like you've never heard anyone wail. And it's just
- 7:16Speaker 2: echoing throughout the whole building. Gabby runs off and she's
- 7:20Speaker 2: just like, I don't know. I don't want to be
- 7:23Speaker 2: loved the most. I want to be loved, just loved.
- 7:26Speaker 2: It's not a measuring cup. I'm not three-fourths and Susie's four-fourths.
- 7:31Speaker 2: I mean, I'm making that part up. But anyway, she's
- 7:32Speaker 2: just basically saying, I don't want the love to be measured.
- 7:36Speaker 5: So.
- 7:37Speaker 2: okay, fine. Now let's do the rose ceremony. So they're
- 7:39Speaker 2: standing there. He gives it to Rachel. She takes it.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Gabby goes, I can't take it. Can you walk me out? Okay.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Now Rachel's like, what? Wait a minute. I'm last one standing.
- 7:51Speaker 2: I don't know if I should be happy, but I
- 7:53Speaker 2: also feel weird because I thought I wanted to be
- 7:55Speaker 2: the last. I wanted to be chosen. I didn't want
- 7:57Speaker 2: to be like the last one available. Like I don't
- 7:59Speaker 2: even know what to do. He convinces her. Now she
- 8:02Speaker 2: comes back. Gabby says to Rachel, sorry, I'm back. She's like, no,
- 8:06Speaker 2: I'm glad you're back. Like, I don't even know what
- 8:07Speaker 2: we're doing here. So they both take their roses and
- 8:11Speaker 2: then they go. Now they meet the parents, the most
- 8:15Speaker 2: normal all-American family, two little Clayton brothers, mom and dad
- 8:19Speaker 2: still married, come in. They like each girl. He tells
- 8:23Speaker 2: them the whole story. They're like, okay. The two girls leave.
- 8:26Speaker 2: They're like, they're both great. Gabby, Rachel, like great daughter-in-laws.
- 8:30Speaker 2: And he goes, but You know what? I still really
- 8:33Speaker 2: love Susie the most. They're like the girl that said
- 8:37Speaker 2: she didn't want to be with you because you slept
- 8:38Speaker 2: with the other two. He's like, yeah. Who could that be?
- 8:43Speaker 2: Jesse with his hands like this. Hi, parents. Hi, little
- 8:47Speaker 2: Clayton brothers. Well, I got some news for you. Wonder
- 8:53Speaker 2: what it could be. Yeah, Susie missed her flight. She's
- 8:56Speaker 2: still here in Iceland. So if you'd like to talk
- 8:58Speaker 2: to her, okay. He goes and sees Susie. She's makeup
- 9:02Speaker 2: perfect ready. Jessie, what are you doing? Would you like
- 9:04Speaker 2: to talk to Clayton? I guess I'd like to have
- 9:06Speaker 2: some closure. She goes, meets the parents. Hi, hi. The
- 9:10Speaker 2: dad's like, would you like to take her off your coat?
- 9:12Speaker 2: She's like, no, I just want to talk to Clayton parents.
- 9:14Speaker 2: They're like, all right. So she goes off, talks to
- 9:16Speaker 2: Clayton and is all, I don't know how I feel,
- 9:20Speaker 2: but whatever. But if you want me, like you're good.
- 9:25Speaker 2: I think you know what you have to do. Jesse
- 9:28Speaker 2: says to him, what are you going to do? I'm
- 9:30Speaker 2: going to go to the two other girls and break
- 9:32Speaker 2: up with them right now. He does a group breakup.
- 9:34Speaker 7: Okay.
- 9:35Speaker 2: You know, I've heard of group dates. This was a
- 9:38Speaker 2: group breakup. The two girls, Gabby and Rachel are sitting
- 9:42Speaker 2: there and that he's like, so Susie is still here.
- 9:47Speaker 2: And I've decided like, that's who I really want to
- 9:50Speaker 2: be with. And I'm so sorry that I told you
- 9:52Speaker 2: that I love you. And I'm so sorry that I
- 9:53Speaker 2: slept with you. And they're just both crying. And he
- 9:56Speaker 2: goes off. He does another separate mini breakup with each.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Gabby's like done. He walks Rachel to the car. She's like,
- 10:04Speaker 2: I can't believe, and she's crying so bad. And there's
- 10:06Speaker 2: like a, like a lash that fell off that stuck
- 10:10Speaker 2: right here. She looks like she's a gang member who
- 10:11Speaker 2: killed someone. It's just like a little black tear and
- 10:14Speaker 2: no producers like going, Hey girl, no one's doing that.
- 10:17Speaker 2: They're like, let that tear sit there. And let that
- 10:20Speaker 2: lash just hang. And so she's like, I can't believe
- 10:23Speaker 2: you're putting me in this car right now. You're going
- 10:26Speaker 2: to regret breaking up with me. You're going to regret it, Clayton.
- 10:29Speaker 2: And she goes in the car. And now it's time.
- 10:33Speaker 2: He has the ring for Susie. And she comes out.
- 10:38Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm so serious. But he's not asking
- 10:40Speaker 2: her to marry him. He has the Neil Lane ring.
- 10:43Speaker 2: But he's saying, can we continue our relationship? Like, clearly
- 10:47Speaker 2: we're not ready for engagement. She's like, no, you know what?
- 10:50Speaker 2: I am done. I'm done with you. I'm done with Iceland.
- 10:52Speaker 2: I wish I left two days ago, but whatever. I'm leaving.
- 10:55Speaker 2: So she leaves. He's like, okay. They make him stand
- 10:58Speaker 2: out in the rain. Okay. He's like in the rain
- 11:00Speaker 2: as the last car goes. Jesse comes back to the
- 11:03Speaker 2: live audience and he's like, wow. He's got the hands going.
- 11:06Speaker 2: We've never had a bachelor leave with no one. We've
- 11:11Speaker 2: never had the bachelor stand alone. Or was he alone?
- 11:16Speaker 2: Commercial break. He comes back. Well, he is with someone.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Someone slid into his DMs after he got back from Iceland.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Who could it be? And they just show this girl's
- 11:26Speaker 2: shoes walking back and forth. Pops out. It's Susie. We
- 11:32Speaker 2: decided to make it work. He's moving to Virginia. We're
- 11:35Speaker 2: in love. And People has the exclusive. They went to
- 11:38Speaker 2: some house in Valley Village, it looks like, and they
- 11:41Speaker 2: just took all these photos, him giving her flowers, them hugging,
- 11:45Speaker 2: doing really natural things like pillow fights. Doesn't that always
- 11:48Speaker 2: happen with you and your boyfriend moving together? Aren't you like,
- 11:50Speaker 2: you know what would be fun? Let's have a pillow
- 11:53Speaker 2: fight where you whack me in the head and the
- 11:54Speaker 2: feathers go everywhere. Who the fuck is going to pick
- 11:56Speaker 2: that up? And they're standing on the bed as if
- 11:59Speaker 2: they're ever going to stand and jump on a bed.
- 12:01Speaker 2: They only do that in reality shows. And he said,
- 12:04Speaker 2: we haven't set a timeline for ourselves. We haven't talked
- 12:07Speaker 2: about engagement, but we're having fun getting to know each other.
- 12:10Speaker 2: And then he says, we're neither Team Clayton or Susie.
- 12:14Speaker 2: We're just Team Clacy. So this asshole already named themselves, like,
- 12:21Speaker 2: you know, J-Rod or Bennifer or whatever, or Heather, which
- 12:27Speaker 2: is Peter and Heather. He already named themselves. This couple
- 12:32Speaker 2: is on the Instagram like they are in it together.
- 12:37Speaker 2: They are like, we are going to make this work
- 12:40Speaker 2: and get the most out of it as possible. So
- 12:43Speaker 2: who's the bachelorette? Who is it going to be? Is
- 12:48Speaker 2: it going to be Gabby or is it going to
- 12:51Speaker 2: be Rachel? Well, I predicted this weeks ago. Of course,
- 12:56Speaker 2: you guessed it. Well, you watched it because it's out.
- 12:59Speaker 2: We're going to have both of you guys. What? Nothing
- 13:03Speaker 2: brings two girls closer together than two girls that have
- 13:07Speaker 2: screwed the same guy who they now both hate. It's
- 13:11Speaker 2: a bond that is like no other. I mean, you
- 13:18Speaker 2: want your best friend to be someone that you both
- 13:20Speaker 2: screwed a guy who broke your heart. It is like
- 13:23Speaker 2: you're going to have this bond in common. And they're like,
- 13:26Speaker 2: that's great. And so this way, they've done this once before,
- 13:30Speaker 2: which was awful, where they had the guys choose which
- 13:33Speaker 2: bachelor they wanted to pursue. This is, they get to
- 13:37Speaker 2: go the whole way to the end and pick their guys. Now,
- 13:41Speaker 2: maybe there'll be a point where they like the same guy.
- 13:44Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think these girls are smart.
- 13:46Speaker 2: I think they're true friends. I think they're calculating. And
- 13:49Speaker 2: I think they're like, you want that one, you don't.
- 13:51Speaker 2: You know what? They thought of this idea because Joe Millionaire,
- 13:55Speaker 2: which I just watched on Fox, was two guys. One
- 13:59Speaker 2: was rich. One was not. And they got to date
- 14:01Speaker 2: a group of people and a group of girls. And
- 14:03Speaker 2: they were like, there's a chance you guys both might
- 14:06Speaker 2: like the same girl. No. These guys fell in love
- 14:10Speaker 2: with each other in a platonic way. They were best friends.
- 14:13Speaker 2: They were brothers. It wasn't even about the girls. It
- 14:16Speaker 2: was about them succeeding as being the stars of the show.
- 14:20Speaker 2: The same thing is going to happen here. Unfortunately, these
- 14:23Speaker 2: girls are not going to turn on each other. They're
- 14:25Speaker 2: not going to fall for the same guy. They're going
- 14:27Speaker 2: to have fun. That's my prediction. Just like Joe Millionaire,
- 14:31Speaker 2: neither guy really acted like, really was bummed. Neither guy
- 14:35Speaker 2: really liked the same girl. Oh, and I found out
- 14:38Speaker 2: in Joe Millionaire that nobody watched the show, but the
- 14:42Speaker 2: rich guy... who was the farmer is still with his girlfriend.
- 14:45Speaker 2: And the other one who was hot and not as rich,
- 14:48Speaker 2: he married, he got with his girl. They didn't get engaged.
- 14:51Speaker 2: His promise rings. They broke up a month later. So
- 14:53Speaker 2: just wanted you guys to know that.
- 14:54Speaker 7: Okay.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Um, this was interesting. Jake Paul, that is the huge
- 15:00Speaker 2: YouTube sensation. He does these like boxing events. He's got
- 15:04Speaker 2: a brother, Logan Paul. They're just like these crazy brothers.
- 15:07Speaker 2: He tweeted, my official at most V promotions offers for
- 15:11Speaker 2: Kanye West and Pete Davidson. I have a $ 30 million
- 15:14Speaker 2: guarantee for Kanye and a $ 30 million guarantee for Pete.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Money will be put in an escrow account before six
- 15:23Speaker 2: rounds of a boxing match. Listen, I don't think this
- 15:27Speaker 2: is going to happen, but it's freaking genius, even as
- 15:31Speaker 2: a PR stunt. But I truly believe that this guy
- 15:34Speaker 2: has the money to pay them each $ 30 million for
- 15:38Speaker 2: a $ 60 million event plus. And if they really did
- 15:41Speaker 2: box each other, I think that it would really incur
- 15:44Speaker 2: that much money. I mean, people are so invested in
- 15:47Speaker 2: their weird fight. So there you go. Then I watched
- 15:51Speaker 2: the Call Her Daddy podcast where she called Alex Cooper,
- 15:58Speaker 2: called Annie, Anna, sorry, Anna. Delvey from the OC ice prison.
- 16:07Speaker 2: And she was supposed to be off to Germany. Then
- 16:10Speaker 2: she's not, I don't know where she is. It's changing
- 16:12Speaker 2: every day. Can you see like, is she still in
- 16:14Speaker 2: the prison? Um, she has the glasses and you know,
- 16:21Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of jail house interviews, you know,
- 16:24Speaker 2: I've watched a million date lines and I've, You know,
- 16:29Speaker 2: oftentimes when someone's in prison, you're like, oh, now I
- 16:31Speaker 2: get to see the real woman, not the way the
- 16:33Speaker 2: prosecutor presented her or whatever crime she did. Anna Delvey
- 16:40Speaker 2: is just as much of a sociopath, asshole, clueless, selfish,
- 16:49Speaker 2: awful person that has been portrayed in every documentary book and,
- 16:53Speaker 2: of course, the Netflix special. she's so frustrating. I mean,
- 16:58Speaker 2: this interview, I, Oh, by the way, she's going to
- 17:01Speaker 2: start a podcast. Do you imagine listening to that voice
- 17:03Speaker 2: every day with her interviewing people? Basically the main part
- 17:09Speaker 2: of it is Alex says, do you feel badly at all?
- 17:14Speaker 2: You know, about constantly saying that you intended to pay
- 17:17Speaker 2: people back, but you never did because you were lying
- 17:20Speaker 2: about all the money that you had and it was
- 17:22Speaker 2: never coming. And she's like, No, I mean, there's so
- 17:28Speaker 2: many people that have done worse things. Like, what are
- 17:32Speaker 2: you saying? I feel like, honestly, if she had murdered
- 17:35Speaker 2: a person, she'd be like, there's only one person. There's
- 17:38Speaker 2: so many other people that have murdered multiple people. I
- 17:42Speaker 2: don't get it. Then she says, well, what was it
- 17:45Speaker 2: like living in a hotel? I mean, people must have
- 17:47Speaker 2: thought you were wealthy if you could spend $ 63, 000 living
- 17:49Speaker 2: in a hotel. There's so many people that are rich
- 17:55Speaker 2: in New York that live in even nicer hotel rooms
- 17:58Speaker 2: than I did. What does it matter? You know, and
- 18:02Speaker 2: I was always traveling and I didn't want to, you know,
- 18:04Speaker 2: put down a be committed to an apartment when I
- 18:07Speaker 2: could just live in a hotel. And Alex is like, well,
- 18:11Speaker 2: probably because you had no money. Like, it'd be hard
- 18:13Speaker 2: with like, you know, getting an apartment when you're like
- 18:15Speaker 2: full of shit is what I'm thinking. She's like, well,
- 18:18Speaker 2: you know, people. I don't, it's none of their business
- 18:21Speaker 2: where I get my money. And then she's like, do
- 18:23Speaker 2: you feel bad about the other girl, Rachel, who you
- 18:27Speaker 2: stiffed on this trip and left her with, you know,
- 18:30Speaker 2: a $ 70, 000 bill? Well, you know, I was going, I
- 18:35Speaker 2: said I'd pay her back when the Anna Delphi Foundation
- 18:39Speaker 2: really took off. But I knew if I told her
- 18:42Speaker 2: the truth, then that would be, you know, admitting that
- 18:44Speaker 2: it's never going to happen. And then she's like, And
- 18:49Speaker 2: Rachel's doing fine. Yeah, it all worked out. Years later,
- 18:54Speaker 2: she got a book deal. She's living okay. She still
- 18:57Speaker 2: got fired from her job. She still had the stress
- 19:00Speaker 2: of knowing that you were or were not going to
- 19:02Speaker 2: pay her, running her around, meeting her at places, not
- 19:05Speaker 2: showing up. It's like just because three years later after
- 19:09Speaker 2: a horrible situation happened and you're doing okay, that doesn't
- 19:12Speaker 2: erase the horrible situation and the anxiety that you put
- 19:15Speaker 2: her through. Oh, my God. This girl is the worst.
- 19:19Speaker 2: And now, you guys, more with hot, juicy topics with
- 19:24Speaker 2: the hilarious and the Juicy Scoop favorites, Julie and Brandy.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the comedic
- 19:33Speaker 2: duo of Brandy and Julie. Okay. Justin Bieber, speaking of
- 19:40Speaker 2: wonderful husbands whose wives have had head injuries, I can relate.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Justin Bieber never left Haley's side when she suffered a
- 19:49Speaker 2: blood clot in her brain. I can say that that
- 19:53Speaker 2: absolutely wasn't the case with my husband. He never even came.
- 19:59Speaker 5: What do you mean?
- 19:59Speaker 4: He didn't come bring you anything?
- 20:00Speaker 2: He didn't come to Arizona.
- 20:03Speaker 4: Oh.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Let alone not leave my side.
- 20:06Speaker 4: He didn't bring you a warm towel or anything?
- 20:09Speaker 2: No.
- 20:10Speaker 5: So what did he do? He texted?
- 20:13Speaker 1: Are you okay?
- 20:14Speaker 2: He was texting, he was calling, you know, we had
- 20:16Speaker 2: some conversations.
- 20:19Speaker 4: And were you like, hearing her?
- 20:20Speaker 5: No, I mean, at one point.
- 20:22Speaker 2: He was just like giving me too much information. And
- 20:24Speaker 2: then I was like, I mean, I do love being like,
- 20:27Speaker 2: I have a head injury. Like, I just need to
- 20:29Speaker 2: lay down. But anyway, she seems to be fine. He's
- 20:33Speaker 2: the greatest husband ever.
- 20:34Speaker 5: Do we have a theory on how this, because of course...
- 20:38Speaker 5: Anyone who's into problematic dieting, as we are, wondered, huh,
- 20:44Speaker 5: how did this blood clot come about? I mean, it's
- 20:47Speaker 5: quite young.
- 20:57Speaker 4: Diet, eating disorder, whatever. We don't know. We don't know.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Here's the thing. As someone that collapsed on stage in
- 21:03Speaker 2: which really nothing is wrong with me, I now don't
- 21:07Speaker 2: want to speculate the way I normally would.
- 21:10Speaker 4: Right.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Because I really don't know.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Because it wasn't the vaccination.
- 21:15Speaker 2: It could have been the shingles vax. It could have
- 21:17Speaker 2: been the booster vax. It could have been the flu vax.
- 21:19Speaker 2: It could have been the two vaxes before that. It
- 21:21Speaker 2: could have been That I had half of a Red Bull.
- 21:24Speaker 2: It could have been that I was in Arizona. It
- 21:27Speaker 2: could have been that I was walking. I don't know. Walking.
- 21:30Speaker 5: I don't know. The T would be if Haley Bieber
- 21:35Speaker 5: was double vaxxed and boosted. That's what we need.
- 21:39Speaker 7: Yes.
- 21:39Speaker 5: That's what we need so that none of us have
- 21:41Speaker 5: to get the booster.
- 21:42Speaker 4: I wonder if she's getting the booster.
- 21:45Speaker 2: I just heard there's a new variant coming around that
- 21:47Speaker 2: gives you blisters. Anyway, have fun.
- 21:49Speaker 5: And it's called like CO2. org.
- 21:50Speaker 2: I don't know. The maintenance guy told me.
- 21:52Speaker 5: Blisters.
- 21:53Speaker 4: Blisters.
- 21:54Speaker 2: I did. I said, oh, it's so nice to see
- 21:56Speaker 2: you smiling without your mask. And he goes, didn't you
- 21:58Speaker 2: hear about the latest variant? Gives you blisters like shingles.
- 22:02Speaker 2: And I said, well, I have had the shingle shot.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Would that help with the new variant? Who knows?
- 22:07Speaker 5: Blisters.
- 22:08Speaker 4: Does he mean herpes?
- 22:11Speaker 5: He was like, I'm not.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Taking my mask off because of the variant.
- 22:15Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 22:18Speaker 2: for it?
- 22:18Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
- 22:21Speaker 3: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 22:24Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
- 22:25Speaker 5: What's it called?
- 22:26Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL. Where? Dune ADL.
- 22:31Speaker 3: There's an accent on the E.
- 22:34Speaker 2: Do you mean.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
- 22:36Speaker 7: Lift?
- 22:37Speaker 2: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 22:40Speaker 7: No.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Dundale Cars.
- 22:42Speaker 5: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 22:45Speaker 7: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 22:49Speaker 7: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 22:52Speaker 7: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 22:56Speaker 7: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 23:02Speaker 1: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 23:05Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 23:07Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
- 23:10Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 23:13Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved? He said,
- 23:15Speaker 6: I have a work dad.
- 23:16Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
- 23:17Speaker 6: What happens next?
- 23:18Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying.
- 23:20Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 23:25Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 23:27Speaker 6: happens next.
- 23:28Speaker 5: I decided to risk it all.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was.
- 23:32Speaker 5: You're worth the work.
- 23:33Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 23:35Speaker 5: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 23:37Speaker 7: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 23:40Speaker 7: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 23:51Speaker 2: Let's talk about some world has been rocked. According to
- 23:57Speaker 2: The Sun.
- 23:58Speaker 4: So sad.
- 23:59Speaker 2: But I do believe it's true for numerous reasons. Katie
- 24:03Speaker 2: and Tom, which one is he? Tom Schwartz. Tom Schwartz,
- 24:10Speaker 2: who have been together for like 12 years, married for,
- 24:13Speaker 2: I don't know, five, are breaking up.
- 24:19Speaker 5: I found this hard to believe. I was like, are
- 24:20Speaker 5: they generating storylines here? Is she because she has a podcast?
- 24:26Speaker 5: Maybe like because I just I mean, they've been together
- 24:28Speaker 5: for so long online everywhere. It's like married for 12 years.
- 24:32Speaker 5: And I'm like, I object, Your Honor. They have not
- 24:34Speaker 5: been married for 12 years. I think they've been married.
- 24:36Speaker 2: They've been together for like 12. Yeah.
- 24:39Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know.
- 24:39Speaker 2: There was hints a few weeks ago. she wrote a cryptic,
- 24:44Speaker 2: I love cryptic posts. She wrote a cryptic post about
- 24:48Speaker 2: like liking or reposting something Kim Kardashian said about her divorce.
- 24:53Speaker 2: And there were some rumblings of people being like in
- 24:56Speaker 2: my group, just skip obsessed. Like, what does this mean?
- 24:59Speaker 2: And so I posted it and then I investigated and
- 25:04Speaker 2: nobody ever wrote more about it, but I was convinced
- 25:07Speaker 2: that they were having some issues. Then I went to
- 25:12Speaker 2: Lala's birthday party for Ocean on the weekend. And I,
- 25:18Speaker 2: feeling like I knew the truth, but I wasn't going
- 25:21Speaker 2: to tell anything to Katie. Katie and Tom were both there.
- 25:24Speaker 2: And you would never know. They're all friends. Everybody was there.
- 25:30Speaker 2: Like Raquel was there, but without DJ James Kennedy because
- 25:33Speaker 2: they're broken up. Stassi was there with her husband, Bo,
- 25:37Speaker 2: and their baby. It was at Jax and Brittany's house.
- 25:41Speaker 2: So their baby was there. What other baby was there?
- 25:44Speaker 2: Sheena's baby was there. Sheena and Brock were there together.
- 25:48Speaker 2: And everybody's all friendly and lovely.
- 25:51Speaker 5: How cute are all the babies?
- 25:53Speaker 2: All the babies are super cute. It was just, you know,
- 25:56Speaker 2: and then there were a couple other like random babies
- 25:58Speaker 2: that were invited.
- 25:58Speaker 4: There were some ugly babies.
- 25:59Speaker 5: Random, random.
- 26:01Speaker 4: But those cute ones.
- 26:02Speaker 2: Oh, Teddy, Mel and Cam came because she's got a two-year-old.
- 26:05Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
- 26:05Speaker 2: So she was there with her kids. And it was
- 26:07Speaker 2: super cute. But... I said to Katie, who, by the way,
- 26:11Speaker 2: I just think is just so pretty. She has such
- 26:13Speaker 2: a pretty face. And she's like a bob, like a
- 26:15Speaker 2: very severe, like, cool-looking bob. And I said, do you
- 26:18Speaker 2: guys know if the show is coming back? And she's like, no.
- 26:22Speaker 2: And I go, well, I really think it would be
- 26:24Speaker 2: a very interesting season. Obviously, so many lives have changed,
- 26:27Speaker 2: you know, with Lala and Raquel. And then she went, like,
- 26:34Speaker 2: that to say the least is what she said. So
- 26:37Speaker 2: I didn't push it. She didn't say anything. But then
- 26:41Speaker 2: this came out. And I do think I definitely want
- 26:45Speaker 2: them to continue filming. And I would like to see
- 26:48Speaker 2: what the action is and what it is about. I
- 26:51Speaker 2: think that whatever the breakup will be, I think it's
- 26:56Speaker 2: my guess. I don't think it will be ugly. But
- 27:01Speaker 2: a lot of things that don't start out ugly, like, oh,
- 27:05Speaker 2: we just are so mature. We both want this break. Then...
- 27:09Speaker 2: down the road isn't as pleasant. Not that I'm looking
- 27:12Speaker 2: for it to be unpleasant, but you know, if anybody
- 27:15Speaker 2: was going to have a pleasant break, I think maybe they,
- 27:18Speaker 2: they could accomplish it. Cause they're just both, especially he
- 27:21Speaker 2: just seems like really chill and mellow, but yeah, there's
- 27:24Speaker 2: a businesses and there's money and there's a house involved.
- 27:27Speaker 2: And then that's when it stops being super pleasant.
- 27:31Speaker 5: Well, I mean, we hosted that after show and I,
- 27:33Speaker 5: at that time they were like kind of rocky.
- 27:36Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 27:37Speaker 5: Their storyline that season was like, There's a lot of fighting.
- 27:40Speaker 5: Their sex life.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
- 27:42Speaker 5: They would go for long periods where they didn't have sex.
- 27:46Speaker 5: And then they would like.
- 27:46Speaker 2: And it wasn't because she had a long period. They
- 27:48Speaker 2: were just going a really long period of time.
- 27:51Speaker 5: And then they would have sex for like three days straight.
- 27:53Speaker 2: Oh.
- 27:53Speaker 5: Like just shut the door and just go and then
- 27:55Speaker 5: get all kinky on it.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Oh.
- 27:56Speaker 5: Which was, you know, refreshing. That's kind of hot. Yeah,
- 27:58Speaker 5: it was hot.
- 27:59Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 28:00Speaker 5: The thing I think is that they're on the show together,
- 28:02Speaker 5: the difference, like, because Randy, or I know him as Randy,
- 28:05Speaker 5: but Randall, he's not.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Wait, hold on. Who's ever called Randall Randy?
- 28:11Speaker 5: My best friend was his assistant for years, and we
- 28:15Speaker 5: called him Randy then.
- 28:16Speaker 4: Oh.
- 28:17Speaker 2: I don't know. That's something I never knew.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Okay.
- 28:20Speaker 5: I know.
- 28:21Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Randy.
- 28:24Speaker 5: I don't even know if he still, like, partners with George.
- 28:27Speaker 5: It was when he was in a. a film company
- 28:30Speaker 5: with this guy, George.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 28:32Speaker 5: He won't be on the show, so it'll be easier, right,
- 28:34Speaker 5: for Lala to be like... The thing is, they're on
- 28:37Speaker 5: the show together, and Katie has a super strong personality.
- 28:40Speaker 5: We like her a lot. She's fun. We've, like, partied
- 28:42Speaker 5: with them, and it's great. The second Tom starts casually
- 28:47Speaker 5: dating someone... She is going to rip his fucking eyes out.
- 28:51Speaker 5: And you know what? Good. That's what I want to see.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
- 28:54Speaker 5: Because he's going to just be like, ho, hum, what?
- 28:57Speaker 5: He's like an aw shucks kind of guy.
- 28:59Speaker 2: Yes.
- 29:00Speaker 5: And we knew him before we ever hosted that. So
- 29:03Speaker 5: he was the only one we knew. He's a really,
- 29:05Speaker 5: really sweet guy. But he is the kind of guy
- 29:07Speaker 5: that's going to accidentally just start casually seeing someone. And then, yeah,
- 29:10Speaker 5: he's going to get punched in the dick.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Let me just tell you something. I talked to him
- 29:13Speaker 2: at the party. And he is so good looking. and
- 29:19Speaker 2: he's tall and I was like standing next to him
- 29:23Speaker 2: because I'm tall and he's always so sweet he's always
- 29:28Speaker 2: like how are you doing and I'm like how's the
- 29:30Speaker 2: bar coming what's going on and he's like oh my
- 29:33Speaker 2: gosh you know it's coming along but construction wise like
- 29:36Speaker 2: we had to wait for this window permit for so
- 29:38Speaker 2: long and he's like talking about it it and yeah
- 29:42Speaker 2: there's gonna be a lot of girls that are gonna
- 29:44Speaker 2: be happy to see that this guy is single but
- 29:47Speaker 2: on the other hand like I said she's beautiful like
- 29:50Speaker 2: her face is I mean and Yeah, so we'll see.
- 29:54Speaker 2: I mean, they really are ending it. Or maybe they'll
- 29:59Speaker 2: take a break and get back together. But it's best
- 30:02Speaker 2: that they do it before they go the next step
- 30:04Speaker 2: of having kids. So if it's like, you know, they're
- 30:07Speaker 2: just not feeling it anymore. I don't know. It's weird.
- 30:10Speaker 5: Were Tom and Ariana there?
- 30:13Speaker 2: No. Tom Sandoval had a show. You know, he sings
- 30:17Speaker 2: with like a cover band. And he had a show
- 30:21Speaker 2: in New York. that Raquel and Sheena were going to
- 30:23Speaker 2: go to, and their flights were canceled because, I guess,
- 30:26Speaker 2: of weather, so then they came to the party. Oh, okay. So, yeah.
- 30:31Speaker 5: All the guys on that show were good-looking. Or, I mean,
- 30:34Speaker 5: were on that show. That was the Vanderpump thing, is
- 30:37Speaker 5: that they were all good-looking, you know?
- 30:39Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 30:40Speaker 5: In the days of old, it was like a classic
- 30:41Speaker 5: soap opera.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Right.
- 30:43Speaker 5: Now we're getting more into, like, well, it's okay if
- 30:45Speaker 5: some people aren't good-looking, and I'm like, no, it really isn't, though.
- 30:48Speaker 5: Don't we want them all to be hot?
- 30:49Speaker 2: Yeah. So we'll see if they ever make an official statement.
- 30:53Speaker 2: Speaking of yachts, you sent this to me. Last week,
- 30:58Speaker 2: a man stole a yacht. I found out more about it.
- 31:01Speaker 2: So the yacht was being fixed and the keys were
- 31:04Speaker 2: in it. And this guy, his job is he's a CEO,
- 31:08Speaker 2: we don't know of what, hopped in it and just
- 31:11Speaker 2: went for a joyride and I guess didn't know how
- 31:14Speaker 2: to drive it. Crashed into all these boats. One person
- 31:17Speaker 2: who was on one of the boats that he crashed
- 31:19Speaker 2: in was injured, but not severely. Anyway, they did arrest him,
- 31:23Speaker 2: and he's been charged with a bunch of felonies.
- 31:26Speaker 4: On the news, it was amazing. I mean, I'm surprised
- 31:28Speaker 4: they didn't walk and go, where is Heather McDonald?
- 31:31Speaker 2: Where?
- 31:31Speaker 4: I mean, like, literally, they're on the thing. They're showing this.
- 31:35Speaker 4: the news it's la news which is the best news
- 31:37Speaker 4: on the planet yeah you know what i mean they
- 31:38Speaker 4: were like we're in newport beach this is unbelievable jan
- 31:42Speaker 4: and then it's like what happened i'm standing on the
- 31:45Speaker 4: marina you cannot believe it what sir what did you
- 31:48Speaker 4: see uh i was out uh on the dock and
- 31:54Speaker 4: you can't even believe it this boat just destroyed all
- 31:59Speaker 4: these other boats Meanwhile, it's a yacht. It's all this shit.
- 32:04Speaker 4: They show this thing.
- 32:06Speaker 2: It's kind of a speedboat yacht, though, so it's different
- 32:09Speaker 2: than ours. It's like a sail thing with a motor.
- 32:11Speaker 4: It's where your boat is. I called her. I was like,
- 32:15Speaker 4: I don't know. That could be Peter on there.
- 32:17Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 32:17Speaker 4: Maybe Peter took a drink. I don't know what's going on,
- 32:19Speaker 4: but this is great. We got to tell Heather.
- 32:20Speaker 2: Tell Heather. Tell Heather. It wasn't our boat, and then
- 32:22Speaker 2: our boat wasn't hit, so that's okay.
- 32:24Speaker 5: It wasn't Brandon.
- 32:26Speaker 4: It was so weird. It was like he wasn't drunk
- 32:28Speaker 4: or anything, but then drove it like he was... it
- 32:31Speaker 4: was like a weird drunk.
- 32:32Speaker 2: Oh, he was a, I think, yeah, I think he
- 32:35Speaker 2: was probably high on something, but we, they didn't say
- 32:38Speaker 2: that yet. Um, I, I covered the real house of
- 32:41Speaker 2: Salt Lake all season and the reunion, but I need
- 32:44Speaker 2: to just know your opinion. Now that the season is done,
- 32:48Speaker 2: I want to get your thoughts. Stop brutalizing my family.
- 32:53Speaker 2: I will.
- 32:54Speaker 5: I will say that Julie was obsessed with Meredith and
- 32:57Speaker 5: the orange, uh, silken, uh, Halter saying she was in
- 33:03Speaker 5: a chest plate breastplate.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Well, here's a chest plate one in the... I have
- 33:09Speaker 2: a photo of it here in the snakeskin thing.
- 33:12Speaker 4: Also good.
- 33:13Speaker 2: Okay, I had tweeted to Andy saying if he does
- 33:17Speaker 2: not ask about the chest plate, I saw a preview
- 33:21Speaker 2: of the special of him asking about the chest plate
- 33:25Speaker 2: and it was not in it.
- 33:27Speaker 5: It was on the very first... It was a three-part reunion.
- 33:30Speaker 5: And on the preview, on the very first episode, it
- 33:33Speaker 5: showed the breastplate question.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 33:36Speaker 5: We almost died, because Julie's obsessed.
- 33:39Speaker 4: I've been talking about it for months, and it's not
- 33:41Speaker 4: just the breastplate. Harken, may we, please, Star Trek II,
- 33:45Speaker 4: Wrath of Khan, Ricardo Montalban. This is very important, okay?
- 33:50Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 33:50Speaker 4: Yeah, get into it. Ricardo Montalban, look it up. Ricardo Montalban,
- 33:54Speaker 4: Star Trek, Wrath of Khan. Ricardo Montalban plays Khan. He
- 33:58Speaker 4: is in an outfit such as, just like what she's wearing.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:02Speaker 4: Lots of jewelry, blah, blah, blah. And he's at least,
- 34:04Speaker 4: I think at this point he's 70 or something. And
- 34:07Speaker 4: yet so fit, so smooth, so tan, so tan, so
- 34:11Speaker 4: fit and smooth and tan. Thank you. That right there.
- 34:14Speaker 5: He's in a chest plate.
- 34:16Speaker 4: That right there. Now, this is the thing with it.
- 34:20Speaker 4: It has been since 1982 or 84 when that movie
- 34:23Speaker 4: was made. It has been a topic of conversation for, everywhere,
- 34:28Speaker 4: especially in the Star Trek world, of, is that a breastplate?
- 34:31Speaker 4: They asked him, is that a breastplate? They asked the director,
- 34:33Speaker 4: is that a breastplate? Is he wearing a breastplate? What's
- 34:35Speaker 4: the deal with a breastplate?
- 34:37Speaker 2: Alright, we have the chestplate, and you said he was
- 34:40Speaker 2: about 70, and you're right. He's not a mole, not
- 34:45Speaker 2: a sunspot.
- 34:46Speaker 4: This is an even more natural picture of some of them.
- 34:50Speaker 5: I don't know, that one's very, very sculpted.
- 34:52Speaker 4: That one is sculpted. There's a few where he, especially
- 34:56Speaker 4: in the movie, where The necklature just doesn't move. It's
- 35:00Speaker 4: as if it's.
- 35:03Speaker 5: Waxen.
- 35:04Speaker 2: And you'd want to have jewelry so that it could
- 35:07Speaker 2: camouflage where this hooks on. Exactly. And then obviously drag
- 35:12Speaker 2: queens use something similar too, right? Yes.
- 35:15Speaker 5: Okay.
- 35:16Speaker 4: Yes.
- 35:16Speaker 5: Well, we saw him ask the question. We then died.
- 35:20Speaker 5: I said we have a whole Patreon. We did an hour.
- 35:22Speaker 5: The sub says, Julie, is we did an hour-long Patreon
- 35:25Speaker 5: called Meredith Montabon. That's not even his last name, by
- 35:27Speaker 5: the way. It's Montabon. But Julie, who's a Trekkie.
- 35:31Speaker 4: I thought it was Mont Blanc for the whole time.
- 35:34Speaker 5: We analyzed her chest and the chest plate in that.
- 35:38Speaker 5: And then Andy asks about it, and then they never
- 35:43Speaker 5: show it in the three-part reunion.
- 35:44Speaker 2: They put it in the trailer, and that would always
- 35:47Speaker 2: bother me. They used to do that with movies sometimes.
- 35:50Speaker 2: I remember there was this Meg Ryan movie where they
- 35:54Speaker 2: showed them on a vacation. She was an alcoholic. Meg Ryan,
- 35:57Speaker 2: When a Man Loves a Woman.
- 35:59Speaker 5: Oh, and you just said you love alcoholic movies.
- 36:00Speaker 2: She was an alcoholic teacher that would get drunk after
- 36:03Speaker 2: school every day with her other alcoholic friend. And then
- 36:08Speaker 2: in the trailer or the previews, they would show them
- 36:10Speaker 2: at this exotic resort swimming in the pool.
- 36:14Speaker 5: Oh, the Infinity Pool, the first Infinity Pool ever.
- 36:16Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was some little part of that that
- 36:18Speaker 2: then in the movie never was in there. And this
- 36:21Speaker 2: happens a lot. They cut the trailer off. Almost. And
- 36:25Speaker 2: then they go back and they cut the movie and nobody,
- 36:28Speaker 2: the trailer people who cut the trailer are different editors
- 36:31Speaker 2: and the people that cut the movie and nobody's talking.
- 36:34Speaker 2: And it's like, what?
- 36:35Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 36:36Speaker 5: Then you feel robbed. I thought this was one of,
- 36:38Speaker 5: I mean, I love reunions more than anything on Bravo.
- 36:42Speaker 5: Like we will, we will cruise in and watch a reunion.
- 36:45Speaker 5: We even watched the shit you make us watch, you know,
- 36:49Speaker 5: married at across the border or whatever.
- 36:52Speaker 4: Yes. 90 Day Fiancé.
- 36:54Speaker 5: We were just watching the reunion of all that. We
- 36:57Speaker 5: didn't even know any of the players were just into reunions.
- 37:00Speaker 5: For Bravo, who they do reunions well, I think this
- 37:03Speaker 5: was one of the worst Housewives reunions I've ever seen.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Oh, really?
- 37:07Speaker 5: It was a hot mess. They buried the lead. They're
- 37:11Speaker 5: mad at Lisa. Where's Lisa Stans? We know you're for
- 37:15Speaker 5: bad weather.
- 37:16Speaker 2: You're with... I've said this before. I don't understand the fight.
- 37:20Speaker 2: The fight to me, the fact that they're mad at her,
- 37:23Speaker 2: it's still confusing. It's not black and white enough. And
- 37:26Speaker 2: it's like, I don't even want to analyze it.
- 37:29Speaker 5: It's like, bring us the receipts. If they're going to
- 37:31Speaker 5: fight over tweets or texts, we need all of the
- 37:34Speaker 5: texts and we need them laid out so that the
- 37:36Speaker 5: audience understands what the hell.
- 37:38Speaker 4: They're fighting about. And my father did die. He's dead.
- 37:42Speaker 4: My father is dead. Brooks makes sweatshirts and sweatpants.
- 37:49Speaker 2: You know, I honestly don't. desire the implication that you're
- 37:55Speaker 2: making on me and i'm just going to put it
- 37:59Speaker 2: aside for a moment because the incredible hurt and pain
- 38:04Speaker 2: that i felt by the accusations were you brutalized.
- 38:10Speaker 4: You brutalized my family i was traumatized and terrorized by tweets.
- 38:16Speaker 2: And then they were like, Jen liked a tweet about
- 38:22Speaker 2: Brooks being a little twink. Right.
- 38:26Speaker 4: Oh, what?
- 38:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:28Speaker 4: He's not at all.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Oh, let's talk about the investigation.
- 38:31Speaker 4: Oh.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Okay, that made no sense. I didn't talk about this
- 38:35Speaker 2: on my show before. So Heather Gay says, I got
- 38:39Speaker 2: a text and so did Meredith. That said, get ready
- 38:46Speaker 2: for the next season. Watch out.
- 38:48Speaker 5: And so did Lisa, the whole cast.
- 38:50Speaker 2: And we didn't know who sent that text. So Meredith
- 38:55Speaker 2: hires a cyber surgeon or whatever.
- 39:00Speaker 4: If you got a text that said that, you would turn.
- 39:03Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's the threat? I thought the threat
- 39:05Speaker 2: was going to be Like, very something specific. Like, we
- 39:09Speaker 2: know that Chloe goes to this school and is in
- 39:12Speaker 2: the storm and we're coming to kill your daughter. Like,
- 39:14Speaker 2: I didn't think it was, watch out, bitch. Like, for
- 39:17Speaker 2: season three.
- 39:18Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got receipts. We know what you did. It's like,
- 39:21Speaker 5: I know what you did last summer. Like, well, I
- 39:22Speaker 5: didn't do anything.
- 39:23Speaker 2: And then it went to their email and their text.
- 39:27Speaker 2: And there was only one. You know, there was only
- 39:30Speaker 2: three other people in the universe. Right. That had both
- 39:35Speaker 2: of our emails and both of our texts. How could
- 39:37Speaker 2: that be?
- 39:38Speaker 5: How could that be?
- 39:39Speaker 2: You're all friends. It was you, Jennifer Shaw.
- 39:41Speaker 4: It had to be Jennifer Shaw.
- 39:43Speaker 5: It was Jennifer Shaw. Meanwhile, by the way, what about
- 39:47Speaker 5: how the cyber detectives.
- 39:47Speaker 2: We didn't know for sure, but they said the cyber
- 39:51Speaker 2: surgeon said that it was most likely.
- 39:54Speaker 5: And how does the cyber guy, he should be dragged.
- 39:57Speaker 5: He didn't even figure anything out.
- 39:58Speaker 4: He did a horrible job.
- 40:00Speaker 2: I hope they didn't pay him a lot of money.
- 40:02Speaker 4: He was drunk. He was at the infinity pool.
- 40:04Speaker 5: Yeah, people in comas knew, would have suspected Jen Shaw
- 40:09Speaker 5: after what happened in Vegas. And then even Lisa in
- 40:12Speaker 5: the show, she's like, Jen does a very specific thing
- 40:15Speaker 5: where she writes because.
- 40:17Speaker 4: Did you see this?
- 40:18Speaker 5: It was like she writes the letter B and then
- 40:20Speaker 5: she writes C-U-Z. It's like a vernacular. Lisa called it
- 40:24Speaker 5: a vernacular. Right. Lisa's the best. So she's like, it's
- 40:27Speaker 5: a very specific vernacular. I love it.
- 40:30Speaker 4: I love it. I love it.
- 40:33Speaker 5: And she said, Jen's the only one who uses that.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Just Jen. Yeah.
- 40:37Speaker 5: Just Jen. So it was like, so they all figured
- 40:39Speaker 5: out it was Jen. The only person.
- 40:40Speaker 2: It probably was Jen. It was. Who cares?
- 40:42Speaker 5: Yeah. We don't. We love Jen.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Who cares?
- 40:44Speaker 5: We literally love Jen.
- 40:44Speaker 4: I told Brandy, I was like, I'm, I'm, I need, I, I, we,
- 40:48Speaker 4: we just love her. I'm sorry.
- 40:50Speaker 5: We want her to be innocent so bad.
- 40:52Speaker 4: We want her to be innocent.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Okay.
- 40:53Speaker 4: So badly.
- 40:54Speaker 5: But do you think she is?
- 40:55Speaker 2: No, I don't.
- 40:56Speaker 5: Okay. Well, you'll speculate on that. What if she fell
- 40:59Speaker 5: down and hit her head? You wouldn't speculate?
- 41:02Speaker 2: What? No, I don't. I think, yeah. I think she's
- 41:07Speaker 2: been doing this scam for years.
- 41:10Speaker 5: She knew it was a scam, for sure.
- 41:11Speaker 2: And it's been a scam that people have been able to, like,
- 41:14Speaker 2: maybe it wasn't necessarily deemed illegal 15 years ago when
- 41:18Speaker 2: she started. Because what I remember is she was doing something.
- 41:22Speaker 2: She got reprimanded. like years ago for it, but then
- 41:26Speaker 2: she went back to doing it. So I think she's
- 41:28Speaker 2: pretty aware of what she, and she still can't explain
- 41:32Speaker 2: what it is or like there's, just tell me how
- 41:36Speaker 2: you've helped the world in what your job is. And
- 41:39Speaker 2: she can't, she's like, Oh, I've collected data and gave
- 41:42Speaker 2: it to other people. Okay. Did those, how did those
- 41:45Speaker 2: other people benefit? Like did the person that you collected
- 41:48Speaker 2: the data from benefit? I collected this person's data. So
- 41:51Speaker 2: then they were able to get a ton of coupons.
- 41:53Speaker 2: What was it?
- 41:54Speaker 5: Facebook gathers all of our data, not mine, but they
- 42:01Speaker 5: give it and then they sell it. So if you
- 42:02Speaker 5: found out she was, you know, data mining, And then
- 42:06Speaker 5: sells the data to a company who then traps the
- 42:10Speaker 5: elderly people.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Right.
- 42:11Speaker 5: It's not technically her thing.
- 42:12Speaker 4: That's what we're hoping. Because your data is being sold
- 42:17Speaker 4: by a lot of different companies. And there's a lot
- 42:19Speaker 4: of shady business going on with our data.
- 42:22Speaker 5: Venmo does it.
- 42:23Speaker 2: Are you going to buy a Jen Shah motorcycle jacket?
- 42:27Speaker 2: She's selling those. She's selling a bunch of Shah amazing stuff. Oh,
- 42:32Speaker 2: like merch? Yes. But here's my question is, even if
- 42:36Speaker 2: she's innocent, what's her next career? Just being shamazing? Yes.
- 42:42Speaker 2: She can't go back to doing this thing. Yeah.
- 42:45Speaker 5: I'd rather a Juicy Scoop black sweatshirt. Do you still
- 42:47Speaker 5: have those?
- 42:48Speaker 2: I have a whole bunch of new merch coming.
- 42:51Speaker 4: Okay.
- 42:52Speaker 2: That's going to be real special.
- 42:53Speaker 4: I want to say one last thing.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Yes.
- 42:55Speaker 4: I use Fresh Wolf. So if Lisa Barlow's listening, not
- 42:59Speaker 4: just for teenage boys, it's for middle-aged.
- 43:01Speaker 2: Lesbians, too. Oh, I love that. That should be the
- 43:04Speaker 2: new slogan.
- 43:05Speaker 7: Yep.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Not just for teenage boys.
- 43:07Speaker 4: It's for middle-aged lesbians, too.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Two. I love it.
- 43:09Speaker 4: I love it.
- 43:10Speaker 5: I love it.
- 43:12Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.
- 43:14Speaker 5: What did you think of the reunion? They obviously bait
- 43:16Speaker 5: and switched. They didn't do the chest plate.
- 43:17Speaker 2: I mean, I watched the whole thing. I thought there
- 43:19Speaker 2: was enough juice there. Like, I thought there was enough
- 43:21Speaker 2: juicy tidbits of... I mean, like I said, I kind
- 43:24Speaker 2: of went through it already.
- 43:25Speaker 4: But, like, I thought.
- 43:27Speaker 2: You know, and I think that they try to make
- 43:29Speaker 2: it juicy. I think one thing Jill Zarin said that
- 43:32Speaker 2: was on this week, she's like, we didn't know how
- 43:35Speaker 2: to be fake. We didn't know how to create stuff,
- 43:39Speaker 2: how to make storylines those first couple years. When someone
- 43:43Speaker 2: walked off the reunion, it's because they just wanted to leave.
- 43:46Speaker 2: It wasn't a dramatic moment. It's like... And I just
- 43:49Speaker 2: think now just people know so much. So it's like
- 43:51Speaker 2: even if they hate someone, they know, like, I got
- 43:53Speaker 2: to make up with you because we're on the show. Yeah.
- 43:56Speaker 2: And I don't want the show to go away. And
- 43:57Speaker 2: I never want to be in a position where I'm like,
- 44:00Speaker 2: it's either she or me, because then, you know, there's.
- 44:02Speaker 5: You can't get on an island. You can't get on
- 44:04Speaker 5: an island. They call it getting on an island. Like
- 44:08Speaker 5: if she ends up on an island, then she has
- 44:10Speaker 5: to get out. So that's why Meredith and Mary were
- 44:13Speaker 5: always together. Because Mary would have been on an island,
- 44:15Speaker 5: and Meredith would have been on one, and then no
- 44:17Speaker 5: one's going to film with them. In fact, Jill Zarin
- 44:19Speaker 5: invented that. She literally invented it. Can't be on an island!
- 44:24Speaker 5: I told Bobby!
- 44:26Speaker 4: We're going to miss Salt Lake City, though. We loved it.
- 44:28Speaker 4: We absolutely loved it.
- 44:30Speaker 2: The point of the chest plate, going back to it,
- 44:33Speaker 2: she looks to have decent-sized tits in real life. This
- 44:40Speaker 2: particular look, it looks flatter. And I just wonder what
- 44:48Speaker 2: was the conversation, what made it about that you love
- 44:51Speaker 2: this top so much and it just didn't work with
- 44:54Speaker 2: your boobs. Maybe it was too big of a low cutness.
- 44:58Speaker 2: It was too wide of a low cutness. So I
- 45:00Speaker 2: just want to know the makeup artist or the stylist
- 45:03Speaker 2: that said, you know, I have a way to solve this.
- 45:05Speaker 2: You're going to think it's crazy. But we're going to
- 45:07Speaker 2: put this thing on first, this rubber piece that my
- 45:11Speaker 2: drag queen roommate wears. In West Hollywood. And we're going
- 45:15Speaker 2: to put it on you and then put this over. And, like,
- 45:17Speaker 2: look how chic it looks. Because sometimes I have, you know,
- 45:22Speaker 2: a very big cleavage. And sometimes I'll see, like, a
- 45:25Speaker 2: gown that I'm like, oh, that looks good with a
- 45:28Speaker 2: small cleavage or tits that are far apart. I could
- 45:30Speaker 2: never wear that because I'll just look slutty in it.
- 45:33Speaker 2: But with someone with smaller tits, it looks chic. So, like,
- 45:36Speaker 2: is that how someone talked her into it?
- 45:39Speaker 4: I wanted to wear it for my sexual harassing husband.
- 45:42Speaker 5: Maybe she had something on her chest.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Maybe.
- 45:47Speaker 5: Like, and she wanted to cover it up, too.
- 45:50Speaker 2: There's no way that you just couldn't cover something like that.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Or just don't wear your outfit then.
- 45:54Speaker 5: I know.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Just lay on your chest. Wear a different top.
- 45:56Speaker 5: That's not the only shirt where it looked like she
- 45:58Speaker 5: was in a chest plate.
- 45:59Speaker 7: No, that was.
- 45:59Speaker 4: The orange one was the best one.
- 46:00Speaker 2: The orange one was not the chest plate one.
- 46:03Speaker 5: That was the one that Julie.
- 46:03Speaker 2: This is the only chest plate one.
- 46:05Speaker 5: That's the only chest plate one?
- 46:06Speaker 2: Yes.
- 46:07Speaker 5: I'm saying it's not the only top where her chest
- 46:09Speaker 5: looked strange. Because the orange one.
- 46:13Speaker 2: She's wearing a lot of necklaces like your friend. Yep.
- 46:16Speaker 5: Ricardo.
- 46:17Speaker 2: Yeah. Ricardo Montalban.
- 46:18Speaker 4: Ricardo Montalban. But also she's wearing a lot of necklaces.
- 46:23Speaker 4: But there are– even in the reunion one where there's
- 46:26Speaker 4: like a mesh top or whatever, there's something going on.
- 46:30Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 46:30Speaker 5: The reunion. Oh, that's my favorite one of all time.
- 46:33Speaker 5: Look at that, Heather.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Can you pop that one over?
- 46:35Speaker 4: No, that's just– The.
- 46:37Speaker 5: Boobs might be new. I mean, I don't know. She
- 46:38Speaker 5: looks so pretty here.
- 46:39Speaker 2: And then it's weird that then the husband was obsessed
- 46:41Speaker 2: with Whitney's boobs. But her boobs looked very soft and
- 46:45Speaker 2: normal in the reunion outfit.
- 46:47Speaker 4: I just need to say this about the husband. I'm
- 46:49Speaker 4: going to just have to say this.
- 46:50Speaker 5: Oh, God.
- 46:51Speaker 4: So during the reunion, when we're getting on, poor coach,
- 46:56Speaker 4: we're getting on, Heather and Whitney are attacking at every,
- 47:00Speaker 4: like they're vipers. They can't stop. Meanwhile, Seth, that guy,
- 47:04Speaker 4: Doesn't stop ogling her tits their entire relationship the whole time.
- 47:08Speaker 4: And everyone's just, it's fine. It's just how he is.
- 47:11Speaker 4: And I'm just like, you know what? Fuck off. Take
- 47:13Speaker 4: your ogling, your gross ass, non-consent, and get out of here.
- 47:18Speaker 4: I can't stand that. I think it's just grotesque.
- 47:23Speaker 5: Okay.
- 47:24Speaker 2: I don't think that they have fucked each other, but
- 47:26Speaker 2: I think both couples have swung.
- 47:30Speaker 4: Oh, in general?
- 47:31Speaker 2: I think that they are swinging open, like a little
- 47:35Speaker 2: bit sexually open. I know Whitney and Justin got together,
- 47:40Speaker 2: I think, when they were both married to other people.
- 47:42Speaker 2: I think they're pretty sexual. So I don't think it
- 47:45Speaker 2: matters that he's flirting with her. I don't think they're
- 47:47Speaker 2: ever going to like swing in real life. And then
- 47:49Speaker 2: I think they've been together for 25 years. They've talked
- 47:52Speaker 2: about they've separated. They've dated other people. I just think
- 47:56Speaker 2: there's just an openness to having fun with other couples
- 48:02Speaker 2: and stuff.
- 48:04Speaker 5: Well, that was the rumors that Whitney and Justin were swingers.
- 48:08Speaker 5: That was the very first rumor. Lisa was like, as
- 48:11Speaker 5: your big sister or whatever, I'll tell you. And Whitney's like, oh,
- 48:14Speaker 5: I don't care what they say about me.
- 48:15Speaker 4: Don't you think there's flirting and then it gets to
- 48:16Speaker 4: a point where you're at the point where you're like,
- 48:19Speaker 4: here's a cake, okay, of my tits. Back off.
- 48:22Speaker 2: Well, I think what Meredith said, which was what the
- 48:27Speaker 2: husband said was just like he was like, it was
- 48:29Speaker 2: a heavy season for my wife. And I was just trying.
- 48:32Speaker 2: I'm not. And the thing is, you guys, these reality stars,
- 48:35Speaker 2: they're not comedians. They're not actors. They're not writers. So
- 48:38Speaker 2: do they do the same shtick all the time? I
- 48:39Speaker 2: just was mentioning how, you know, Shannon Bedore, I think,
- 48:43Speaker 2: has fallen into a pool drunk wearing Spanx or showing
- 48:47Speaker 2: her Spanx. I think we're on the fourth time now
- 48:49Speaker 2: that she's done it. So it's like they go do
- 48:52Speaker 2: their same go-to thing because they aren't comedians.
- 48:56Speaker 4: Like they're just trying something.
- 48:57Speaker 2: Let me just do it. So then he was just like, oh,
- 48:59Speaker 2: it gets a reaction. Let me just say this. And then,
- 49:02Speaker 2: of course, they used it every time he said it.
- 49:05Speaker 5: I like that theory.
- 49:07Speaker 2: It's all right. You know what I'm talking about, the orange.
- 49:09Speaker 2: But you can't see the chest plate in that. Her
- 49:11Speaker 2: tits look big.
- 49:12Speaker 5: Maybe her tits are just really far apart and big.
- 49:14Speaker 2: Listen, you guys, there's certain things I want to know
- 49:18Speaker 2: before I die. And this is one of them. I
- 49:22Speaker 2: need to know.
- 49:23Speaker 4: It is very perfectly enmeshed.
- 49:25Speaker 2: I need to know. And if there is somebody who
- 49:28Speaker 2: worked with her makeup and stylist team that wants to
- 49:33Speaker 2: be anon and DM me or Send it through a
- 49:39Speaker 2: different text. It won't scare me. I won't do a
- 49:42Speaker 2: cyber surgeon. I just want to know, did it happen
- 49:45Speaker 2: or did it not? Or can you emphatically say, Heather,
- 49:48Speaker 2: it was just makeup.
- 49:50Speaker 5: Stop it. Do you know any of the other things
- 49:52Speaker 5: you want to know before you die?
- 49:54Speaker 2: Well, some of them I don't want to say out loud.
- 49:56Speaker 2: Just a couple things, like why these two people stopped
- 49:59Speaker 2: talking and things like that. Oh, here it is. Oh,
- 50:02Speaker 2: it was canceled. Okay, here we go. The dropout.
- 50:05Speaker 4: Oof.
- 50:06Speaker 2: The dropout is on Hulu, and I like it. I
- 50:11Speaker 2: was talking to Lala, and she wasn't as excited, and
- 50:14Speaker 2: I said, I think it's not going to get the
- 50:17Speaker 2: buzz that Inventing Anna did for a few reasons. One,
- 50:20Speaker 2: Inventing Anna, you could binge it. And I think sometimes
- 50:24Speaker 2: with our society now, when it's once a week, we
- 50:27Speaker 2: cannot keep the momentum of talking it. I like having
- 50:30Speaker 2: shows that I can look forward to once a week.
- 50:32Speaker 5: Like Appointment TV.
- 50:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of like that.
- 50:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 50:36Speaker 2: Also, I think it's a lot of science talk. And
- 50:39Speaker 2: for some people, it's a little hard to follow. But
- 50:42Speaker 2: I'm on the latest episode now, and I am enjoying it.
- 50:46Speaker 2: I'm understanding a lot of things I never understood from
- 50:49Speaker 2: the 2020s and the actual doc. I'm understanding it better
- 50:53Speaker 2: seeing it acted out.
- 50:55Speaker 5: Well, I'm a huge fan of her, Amanda Siegfried.
- 50:59Speaker 2: She's great. Yeah, and she's killing it. And just to
- 51:00Speaker 2: remind people, this is about Elizabeth Holmes. who at 19
- 51:04Speaker 2: started this company with one drop. You could test 30
- 51:08Speaker 2: different diseases. And it was all bullshit. But the show
- 51:13Speaker 2: does explain how the bullshit happened and how it continued.
- 51:17Speaker 2: But yes, the actress is great playing her.
- 51:19Speaker 5: Incredible. I can't stand Elizabeth Holmes in real life. And
- 51:25Speaker 5: I mean, I was way more here for Anna Delvey
- 51:27Speaker 5: and her stinky poo and everything. Stinky number two.
- 51:30Speaker 2: Yes.
- 51:31Speaker 5: Where she eats the fish with the head still on it.
- 51:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:34Speaker 4: She's also just in socialite.
- 51:36Speaker 5: And she wiped with the toilet paper roll.
- 51:38Speaker 2: Yes. That would be interesting to see because Anna now
- 51:42Speaker 2: supposedly she was supposed to go yesterday to be deported
- 51:46Speaker 2: back to Germany. But something happened. She's still in the
- 51:50Speaker 2: OC ICE department. Oh, well.
- 51:53Speaker 5: And she's going to continue evading. We know that she'll
- 51:56Speaker 5: never go back to Germany.
- 51:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 51:58Speaker 2: Wait, actually, I just thought of something funny. You need
- 52:00Speaker 2: to ask me, as Anna, how do I feel about, like,
- 52:05Speaker 2: another series about a young girl being fraudulent of Elizabeth Holmes?
- 52:09Speaker 2: Do I feel like it's going to do as well?
- 52:11Speaker 5: Okay.
- 52:13Speaker 4: Anna, how do you feel about this new show, The Dropout?
- 52:16Speaker 2: Actually, give me your glasses.
- 52:17Speaker 4: How do you feel about this new show, The Dropout?
- 52:20Speaker 5: Like, well she's not very pretty it looks so much
- 52:24Speaker 5: like I can't take she's not pretty I.
- 52:30Speaker 2: Had a sense of style she wore the same turtleneck
- 52:32Speaker 2: every day people don't want to give people money who
- 52:36Speaker 2: wear the same black turtleneck every.
- 52:38Speaker 4: Day what did you think of her business who.
- 52:41Speaker 2: Cares about blood Nobody cares about blood. The Anna Delphi
- 52:46Speaker 2: Foundation was going to have artists and exciting people be
- 52:50Speaker 2: there and galleries and art. People like to talk about that.
- 52:54Speaker 2: No one wants to talk about science. It's so boring.
- 52:57Speaker 2: It's for poor people.
- 52:58Speaker 5: You kept comparing Elizabeth Holmes and Anna. I mean, do
- 53:03Speaker 5: you like people comparing? That's so rude.
- 53:05Speaker 2: Why would you compare a girl that doesn't even know
- 53:08Speaker 2: fashion to me?
- 53:10Speaker 4: That was why.
- 53:11Speaker 5: That was why.
- 53:11Speaker 4: I was really trying to just say that you were
- 53:15Speaker 4: just so much more fashionable and more likable than a
- 53:18Speaker 4: person who, you know, scams people out of, like, medicine
- 53:21Speaker 4: and stuff. But you just were, like, partying.
- 53:23Speaker 2: The only similarities is that she had a lot of
- 53:26Speaker 2: old white men that were trying to ruin her. Like,
- 53:30Speaker 2: the old white men were trying to ruin me along
- 53:32Speaker 2: with that bitch. That I took to Maracosh. I never
- 53:36Speaker 2: appreciated it. Wrote a book about me. So stupid. My
- 53:41Speaker 2: book will be so much better when I go get
- 53:44Speaker 2: out of here.
- 53:44Speaker 4: Did you like the Netflix movie about you?
- 53:49Speaker 2: Some stuff was okay. I mean, you know, they sort
- 53:54Speaker 2: of got it, sort of didn't, but I just want
- 53:57Speaker 2: people to know the truth, that that girl was trying
- 54:00Speaker 2: to be my friend for so long. She's so stupid.
- 54:03Speaker 2: And nobody knows that she set me up. She didn't
- 54:05Speaker 2: say that. She called the police, said she wanted to
- 54:09Speaker 2: have lunch when I was in a fake rehab. And
- 54:11Speaker 2: then I came out and the police were there. But
- 54:13Speaker 2: she won't say that because that wouldn't work with her
- 54:16Speaker 2: stupid narrative.
- 54:18Speaker 4: What was prison like?
- 54:21Speaker 2: Prison is worse than... Let me just say that it
- 54:24Speaker 2: was worse than anything I'd ever bet. The OC Ice
- 54:29Speaker 2: is worse than the Rikers Jail. Wow. Yeah, the Rikers Jail,
- 54:34Speaker 2: it looks like the Marrakesh Hotel compared to the OC
- 54:38Speaker 2: Ice Jail. So just so you know, I hope you're
- 54:42Speaker 2: American because they don't throw Americans in ice. So unfair.
- 54:47Speaker 4: Yeah, that is unfair.
- 54:48Speaker 2: The ADF Foundation is not going to be unfair anymore.
- 54:52Speaker 2: Will you go back to Germany? Anyone that has a
- 54:54Speaker 2: lot of money can join.
- 54:55Speaker 5: Are you going to go back to Germany or do
- 54:56Speaker 5: you want to go back to Russia?
- 54:57Speaker 2: I don't want to go to Russia. I want to
- 55:02Speaker 2: go to Germany and then take over the world with
- 55:06Speaker 2: my friend Julia Fox. Julia Fox.
- 55:10Speaker 4: Right.
- 55:10Speaker 2: She has a bark and she said I could have,
- 55:12Speaker 2: but she left over from Kanye. Yeah, so it's... But
- 55:19Speaker 2: I like it. I like the show. The dropout show.
- 55:23Speaker 2: It's good.
- 55:23Speaker 5: Julie keeps on saying... Julie does compare it to the anecdotal.
- 55:27Speaker 5: And she thinks that they both truly believed they were
- 55:32Speaker 5: going to do these things. I think with Elizabeth Holmes,
- 55:36Speaker 5: I mean... she seems like she was on the spectrum
- 55:38Speaker 5: in some way she's got, she's a sociopath. I think
- 55:42Speaker 5: more than Anna Delvey in my opinion, but I can't
- 55:45Speaker 5: stand her in real life on any level. So the show,
- 55:49Speaker 5: I don't want to watch my girl play somebody that
- 55:52Speaker 5: I hate. And so it's just kind of hard because
- 55:55Speaker 5: I just, she's just so unlikable to me in general.
- 55:58Speaker 5: It has been interesting learning about it.
- 56:01Speaker 2: And I think she was on a train of getting
- 56:04Speaker 2: all this money and, And then not stopping and being like,
- 56:09Speaker 2: we need to tell the board that we just need
- 56:11Speaker 2: to put a pin in it for three years. Because
- 56:13Speaker 2: the scientists kept saying, like, we're three years away from these.
- 56:16Speaker 2: But I think in saying three years away, I think
- 56:18Speaker 2: she also realized, wait a minute, I don't know that
- 56:20Speaker 2: this will ever work. And she just didn't know how
- 56:24Speaker 2: to stop it. So she was like, but that's what
- 56:27Speaker 2: I don't get. Like, when you know that it's inevitable...
- 56:30Speaker 2: That you are going to be found out. But between
- 56:34Speaker 2: Tindler Swindler and inventing Anna and this, I'm always like,
- 56:38Speaker 2: when is that moment? I want to just hear from
- 56:41Speaker 2: the scammer to go, I knew at this moment, fuck.
- 56:45Speaker 2: Because sometimes when they arrest scammers or whatever, sometimes they're
- 56:49Speaker 2: in prison and they're like, I can sleep now. Like,
- 56:53Speaker 2: I've been living a double life for all these years. Like,
- 56:56Speaker 2: I'm miserable in jail, but honestly, I was more miserable, like,
- 56:59Speaker 2: constantly covering up the lies.
- 57:02Speaker 6: You know?
- 57:02Speaker 5: Yeah, like, catch me if you can.
- 57:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 57:04Speaker 5: It's like that stressful feeling of the house of cards
- 57:06Speaker 5: gonna tumble down. That's why it's so stressful watching those stories.
- 57:09Speaker 4: I think with her, though, she, the reason, one of
- 57:12Speaker 4: the reasons why we hate her so much is because she,
- 57:15Speaker 4: she's so, not just sociopathic, her ego is beyond and her, she's,
- 57:18Speaker 4: her hubris is out of control. She has no sense of,
- 57:23Speaker 4: There's no sense of reality at all. She lives in
- 57:25Speaker 4: a non-reality. And for her, she wanted to be a
- 57:28Speaker 4: billionaire and she wanted to be like Steve Jobs and
- 57:31Speaker 4: Mark Zuckerberg and blah, blah, blah and change the world
- 57:34Speaker 4: and do it fast. She kept saying this too. I
- 57:37Speaker 4: want to do it fast. You got to do it fast.
- 57:38Speaker 4: You can't wait. You can't wait. And she wasn't going
- 57:40Speaker 4: to let anything stop the thought of this non-reality.
- 57:44Speaker 2: Speaking of the best scene, I really should just clip
- 57:48Speaker 2: this one scene because everyone needs to see it. It
- 57:52Speaker 2: it's the professor at Stanford played by Laurie Metcalf. Yes.
- 57:57Speaker 2: And she's and she presents her idea to her. And
- 58:01Speaker 2: the woman is like, this will never work. But good
- 58:04Speaker 2: luck to you. And then she goes running after and
- 58:07Speaker 2: she's like, you have to help me because you're a woman.
- 58:10Speaker 2: And she turns around and I'm going to paraphrase it, obviously.
- 58:13Speaker 2: But it's like she's like, no, that is exactly the wrong.
- 58:17Speaker 2: That is exactly the wrong thing. To say, because you're
- 58:20Speaker 2: a woman. Because you're a woman, you're never going to
- 58:23Speaker 2: get a shortcut. You're never going, you know, they're going
- 58:26Speaker 2: to look for you to fuck up. And because I'm
- 58:28Speaker 2: a woman, I'm not going to give you a shortcut.
- 58:31Speaker 2: I'm going to make you take all these steps. So
- 58:33Speaker 2: when you get there, you'll be able to stay there.
- 58:36Speaker 2: It was so brilliant.
- 58:37Speaker 5: Brilliant. It was great.
- 58:38Speaker 2: And that was the best writing.
- 58:39Speaker 5: Yep.
- 58:40Speaker 2: Yep. And that's Liz.
- 58:41Speaker 4: Laurie Metcalf.
- 58:42Speaker 2: No, but the girl who's writing it is a really
- 58:44Speaker 2: great writer.
- 58:45Speaker 5: Oh, well, that's, I didn't know a woman wrote it.
- 58:46Speaker 2: Liz in a Merrington or something. I've recognized the name
- 58:49Speaker 2: over the years. She's written a lot of great series
- 58:51Speaker 2: and things. And I was just like, yeah, that was.
- 58:54Speaker 4: So good.
- 58:55Speaker 5: So profound.
- 58:55Speaker 2: Yes. Elizabeth Merriweather? Yeah, Elizabeth Merriweather is the writer of it.
- 59:00Speaker 5: And then she– but then it was also spoke to
- 59:03Speaker 5: like how she then turned away from women and started
- 59:06Speaker 5: just– Mining men. Preying on these men kind of, which
- 59:09Speaker 5: they all deserve it that's fine but they're the only
- 59:11Speaker 5: ones who would sit there and like blow smoke up
- 59:14Speaker 5: her ass about a thing that didn't work yeah.
- 59:16Speaker 4: Exactly and they wanted to believe it and all of
- 59:18Speaker 4: that but she's that's what's so crazy it's like she's
- 59:22Speaker 4: a sociopath and all that stuff but she's also a
- 59:24Speaker 4: master manipulator you.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Know can you look up while i go to the
- 59:27Speaker 2: next topic Where does the trial stand right now? Has
- 59:30Speaker 2: she been sentenced? Where was it?
- 59:31Speaker 4: She has not been sentenced. She got convicted of four
- 59:34Speaker 4: of the 11 counts. And then four of the less,
- 59:38Speaker 4: I mean, it's four of the lesser of the 11 counts.
- 59:40Speaker 4: So she's, and there's, that was the whole thing with
- 59:43Speaker 4: the jury and the jury makeup and they were men
- 59:45Speaker 4: and dah, dah, dah. I mean, even in.
- 59:46Speaker 2: The fucking courtroom. So we're waiting for the sentencing.
- 59:49Speaker 4: Sentencing.
- 59:50Speaker 5: But how interesting.
- 59:50Speaker 2: And she has a baby. She got married and had
- 59:52Speaker 2: a baby and she married a boy that's, A hotel magnate. Yeah,
- 59:56Speaker 2: that's super wealthy on top of it. And I'm like, God,
- 59:59Speaker 2: and you still score like a cute, rich husband on
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: top of it?
- 1:00:03Speaker 5: And she's so weird looking.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: And then the weird mom who's also.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: What did they say?
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: Oh, no.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you did. You never mind.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: The mom is a strange sociopath who then they hold
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: hands every time. You've seen when they're walking into the court.
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: She's holding hands.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: With the mom.
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: Oh, in real life.
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: In her own mom or their mother-in-law?
- 1:00:20Speaker 6: Her own mom.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: Her own mom.
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: I mean, the fact that she went and got pregnant, like,
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: that should say, rather than the message being to whoever,
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: it's just like, oh, she's pregnant. It's like she got the,
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: that is the, she's the lowest.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: Do you know? The lowest. When I was, like, eight
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: years old, and there was always, like, fear of, like,
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: nuclear war and stuff with Reagan, I told my dad,
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: I said, if girls ever have to be drafted, the
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: first thing I'm going to do is get pregnant.
- 1:00:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: I knew that at eight years old, like, get pregnant.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: And hopefully I won't have to go. That's what's going
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: to happen. All the women will just get pregnant.
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: She's like Putin.
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: But people do that. A lot of women on trial
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: have done that for way worse things like murder and stuff.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: They'll do anything to get pregnant for sympathy. It doesn't
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: mean that you're not going to be sent to prison.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: But even with Jen Shah, you have more sympathy knowing that.
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: Her boys, you know, she's a mom. You just do.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: How much do you guys want to bet Jen Shaw
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: goes longer than this bitch?
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: 100%. Which is crazy. That's a great guess.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: 100%. Okay, let's do a prediction right now.
- 1:01:20Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: I predict Jen Shaw gets two and a half years.
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: Oh, that's good.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: And I predict that Elizabeth Holmes gets 18 months.
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: I've I mean, I wonder if because she has a newborn,
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: if she'll go at all, if she'll just get like
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: house arrest, which is a fake thing.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: I don't think Elizabeth Holmes is going to see the
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: inside of her prison.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: I don't either.
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: And I think Jen, I think two and a half years.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: I think that they'll sentence her for 10 or something weird.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: And then they'll be like, but you can do two.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: It'll be something like that where they'll have to make a,
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: cause you.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: Know, they're going to make a.
- 1:01:57Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: So I guess this had to come out. This Hulu
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: had probably come out after the trial was done. So
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: the sentencing is just up to the judge. But I wonder,
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: they can't tell the judge, can we make sure you
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: don't have a Hulu subscription? No, they can't. Because this
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: does kind of, and you've got to remind yourself, this
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: is just, you know, this person imagining how this happened
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: with all the stuff.
- 1:02:19Speaker 7: Right.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: Plus, there's also, there's plenty, there's a documentary, there's the podcast,
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: there's millions of videos.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so much.
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: There's so much.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: So, Tom and, Pam and Tommy was on Hulu, and
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: that just finished. And I loved it in the beginning,
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: and I was watching it with Drake, and we were
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: watching the last episode, and he's like, ugh, I'm just
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: tired of curing her whine about this tape. Whatever! It's
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: out there. And I have to say, it was well done,
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: but it was about six hours too long. It just
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: needed to be a two-hour movie. It did not need
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: to be six hours.
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: Did you have any Pam Anderson stories for us from
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: Chelsea or anything?
- 1:03:02Speaker 6: No.
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: I've never met Pam Anderson in person. Wow. Yeah. I've
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: never met.
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: But, you know, now she's got her own show that's
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: coming on Netflix. And I'm not really I don't know
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: that we and she's doing Roxy Hart in Chicago. So
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: this whole like this has all been good for Pam. Yeah.
- 1:03:26Speaker 7: And then.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: So, like, I do want to know more about her life. Like,
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: I'd like to just see that part. The Tommy stuff
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: and her, it got a little tiring.
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: Because it was just the same thing over and over,
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: the tape.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Just over and over and Seth Rogen was the guy
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: who stole the tape and he just kept coming around
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: and it was fun to see the 90s nostalgic stuff
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: for a while, but I'm just saying it just got
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: boring and then, like, you'd kind of forget about it
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, that show, oh, that never ended. Oh,
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: I have two more episodes on Hulu. It's just like
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: a weird, a different way to watch TV.
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: Like, Yeah, to then take us when she has the
- 1:03:59Speaker 5: little sons and then she's hanging out with David LaChapelle.
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: There's more interesting Pam to go after Tommy.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: The photographer, David?
- 1:04:05Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: What happened there?
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: She would just have wild nights with David LaChapelle. Didn't
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: she get back with Tommy, too? I think they could
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: have gone post-tape a little bit because she had a
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: pretty exciting life.
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: The last thing they say at the end of it
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: is they broke up, they got back together, and then
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: they broke up again. But they have both said, Tommy
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: and Pam, that each other is the love of their life. Oh,
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: that's sad. Well, it's kind of sad when you're Tommy's wife.
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: Well, exactly.
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: That's what I mean.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Like, that can't be a fun thing. I mean, you know,
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Brittany Furlan and Tommy have been together a long time
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: and they're married. And, you know, and it's just like
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: that must be a little annoying that the world, you know,
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: wants this thing to happen. Anyway, so that'll be good.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: Meghan Markle is being sued by her sister. The worst...
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: sister on earth is Samantha Markle. She is the half-sister.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: They're 18 years apart.
- 1:04:57Speaker 5: Through the mom or the dad? The dad.
- 1:04:59Speaker 4: Isn't the dad terrible, too?
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: Yes. And she is suing Meghan for what she said
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: in the Oprah interview. In the Oprah interview, she said, well,
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: my sister Samantha Markle had a different last name, even
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: though they share the same dad, had a different last name.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: And then, just as I was starting to date Harry,
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: She changed her last name back to Markle. So she
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: kind of was like, so you tell me if, you know,
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: what she's saying is true. That is what Samantha Markle
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: is suing Meghan Markle over, defamation. She said, because of that,
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: you hurt my book sales.
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: Her incredible brand.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: Because you make so much money off of books. Called
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: the Pushy Sister. Because I don't know if she calls
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: it the Pushy Sister if she's the Pushy Sister because
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: she's in a wheelchair. Or if she... Or if the
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: princess is the Pushy Princess. Oh, no, it's the Pushy Princess. Oh, okay. Okay,
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: Pushy Princess. Anyway.
- 1:05:59Speaker 4: Oh, but she can write a book called The Pushy Princess?
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: Yeah. And so then the dad, who, you know, has
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: been on the older sister's, you know, side, he said...
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: He says... I've been trying for almost four years to
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: get my daughter and her ginger husband in a courtroom face-to-face,
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: Thomas said. I haven't seen them face-to-face or my grandchildren,
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: carrot top and carrot top two. That's awful.
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: No, I didn't say that.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: Or my grandchildren, so I'd be thrilled to come to
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: court and talk and defend my oldest daughter, Samantha Markle.
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: I love that he didn't.
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: Drag his grandchildren into it. Like, he's going to take
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: them to court.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: I mean, also, like, maybe don't call her husband Ginger.
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: No.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: And her ginger husband.
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: And I haven't seen them face that were my grandchildren.
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: So I'd love to come to court to talk shit
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: about my daughter, but see her kids.
- 1:06:51Speaker 5: What does he want to take them to court for?
- 1:06:53Speaker 5: Same lawsuit?
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: No, he would... Be taking with defending the older daughter,
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: not defending. He'd be going after Megan for defamation of Samantha.
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: It's really, really sad. I thought I had a fucked
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: up family like this one. It's just like it's bad. Like.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: If she ever had any thought of like, I want
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: to make amends with my dad before he dies, I
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: think she's honestly probably okay with whatever happens at this point.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: Because it's like, how am I supposed to navigate this?
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: It's like, you're old. The older sister has got you
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: under her spell. All you do is sit around all
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: day and talk shit about me, regurgitating shit about me.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: There's no way I'm going to save this situation. Goodbye.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: I want to have a nice life.
- 1:07:40Speaker 5: I would get $ 100, 000 together and make them sign– because
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: that's not even that much probably for Meghan Markle and Harry.
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: I would make them sign away and like bug off
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: out of my life for $ 100, 000. You know they would
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: do it. They're thirst buckets.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: But how do you know that once the money is
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: gone and they're destitute three years from now that they
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: wouldn't start talking some more shit then? What are you
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: going to get? What are you going to take from
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: them then? Well, I would think you would sue and.
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: Sign a thing where they give away all right to
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: ever sue you again. Like, you know, the way they
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: do when, you know, when Harvey Weinstein did and stuff.
- 1:08:11Speaker 5: That's what I would do. I'd pay them off because
- 1:08:13Speaker 5: they are leeches.
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: Now, that's got to be traumatizing for a child, for
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: a parent. How unsafe does that make you feel as
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: a child? That your parent, do you know what I mean?
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: I don't know how to articulate it.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: You are.
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: Of all the people in the world, and you can
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: fight with your parents, and we've all fought with our parents,
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: and whatever, whatever. But to go to this level where
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: you're the half-sister or whatever, but your own father, that
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: is the most unsafe. That would make me... That's just trauma.
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: That's traumatizing.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: I think that... I think if this Samantha Markle wasn't
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: in the picture, I think she would have an okay
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: relationship with her dad. I think this Samantha has turned
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: the dad, and it's a it's a form of elder
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: abuse where like an older sibling that doesn't have a
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: lot going on. has deemed themselves like the caretaker of
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: the old person. And then they look at the younger
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: sibling who actually has a life and is successful and
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: is like, you don't fucking care about dad. You don't care.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: You with your tiaras and your ginger husband. Like that's
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: what it is. And you're like, so I'm getting punished
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: for being successful and having a life. Didn't you do
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: your job? Didn't you want me to be independent and
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: not like living at home as your caretaker? Yeah. it's
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: sweet if that, if that sibling is sweet about it and,
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: and appreciate, you know, it can definitely work in a family,
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: but in other families, then they, they're so resentful that
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: at 60 or whatever Samantha is, that she's not successful,
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: that she didn't do anything with her life, that she
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: wanted to be the actress too, because she too was
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: the debt, the daughter of a, like he was a
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: set director or whatever. So, you know, they, they both
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: had the same opportunities to make it in Hollywood.
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: Both.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: She didn't, she didn't have any more opportunity than Samantha. Yeah.
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: If anything, Samantha was blonde and she was biracial. So
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: if anything, she might have had a more difficult time
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: being cast 20, 30 years ago. And it's just like,
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: I hate that Samantha Markle. She knows it too. Kim
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: and Kanye, it just continues on. Yesterday, Kanye was very
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: upset because he noticed there was like a little alien
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: pin on North's.
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: Backpack. It was a pin of Kanye's. a pin of Kim,
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: like little cartoon pins of their heads, and then in
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: the middle was an alien head, which I felt like,
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: did Kanye think that was supposed to be Pete?
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: Well, there's a photo of Kim again, because look at
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: her face in this photo. Oh, wow. With these weird
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: glasses and her hair back and her face looking really orange,
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: she looks a little like the alien head. She does. Wow.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: So he said....
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: But then so does he.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: So Kanye was saying this was my daughter's backpack when
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: I was allowed to see her last week.
- 1:11:06Speaker 5: That was like him too.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: Yes. And then, you know, Kim is just like annoyed
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: and she just writes back to him under his post saying,
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: Please stop with this narrative. You were just here this
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: morning picking up the kids for school. Like, I am
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: just exhausted with this.
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: I thought that was chef's kiss.
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: Chef's kiss.
- 1:11:25Speaker 5: Like, pitch perfect. Like, ugh, just you were here this morning.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: And then also he did a video.
- 1:11:29Speaker 5: Nobody's keeping you from the dumb kids.
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: He also did another video that I thought was weird.
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: He goes, I just found out that my daughter, North,
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: is in love with some emo girl on TikTok. And
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: this is what I don't like about her being on
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: TikTok and everything. And I'm like, well, now, is this
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: a little homophobic because it's a girl or in love
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: with her like a fangirl or that she's becoming an
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: emo person or a little of.
- 1:11:56Speaker 5: All of it? If he didn't object when North was
- 1:11:59Speaker 5: here for the goon dagger.
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: What's the goon dagger?
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: Old dumbass site.
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: Jojo Siwa.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: Oh.
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: America's.
- 1:12:07Speaker 5: There isn't anyone on TikTok more annoying than Jojo Siwa
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: on YouTube. And North, that was North's queen.
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: Queen, years.
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Oh my God, Kim Kardashian was in a Jojo Siwa
- 1:12:18Speaker 5: YouTube video because she took North there.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: That's cute.
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: I know, it's really sweet.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: No, but I mean, I don't know, but it's just like.
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: I want him to keep on.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: Any thoughts? What is your thoughts on all of this?
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: I want him to keep harassing full time until they
- 1:12:34Speaker 5: break up. I can't stand their relationship.
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: Oh, her and Pete? Yeah. Okay.
- 1:12:38Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian is way too good for him. I can't
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: stand that guy. And I love Kanye having his full
- 1:12:44Speaker 5: epic meltdown. It's better than running for president. It's better
- 1:12:48Speaker 5: than going on TMZ. It's better than Sway. You don't
- 1:12:52Speaker 5: know Sway. Like all of the, like this to me,
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: the histrionics are everything.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: This, you know, was a good one that came. This
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: little cutie. This is page six. It says, recent gunshot victim.
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: This is the way they write the article. Recent gunshot victim,
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: hashtag Kodak Black, isn't letting a flesh wound ruin his
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: chances of dating Kim Kardashian. The 24-year-old rapper took to
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: Instagram to explain why the reality TV superstar should give
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: him a chance.
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: I wish he had just gotten shot. And it's like,
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: it's just a flesh wound.
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: It's just a flesh wound.
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: But Kim, Kim, Kim. But Kim.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: So there you go. Yeah. I mean, do you imagine?
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: And he's probably like, look, why can't I have a chance?
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: Well, if Pete Davidson can.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: He's got five tattoos on his face.
- 1:13:41Speaker 5: And, you know, he's basically just like Pete Davidson.
- 1:13:44Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: So he does have a chance.
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: So if anything happens, she's got guys lined up. Oh.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: So Britney Spears.
- 1:13:51Speaker 5: Jesus.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: God damn. It's so good. Britney Spears posted this photo
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: of her boobs in a halter bra. And, you know,
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: it wasn't the greatest photo of them. Obviously, no filter
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: or anything.
- 1:14:11Speaker 5: Them being her two tits?
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14:13Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: She obviously doesn't, you know, have Patty Stanger's filter and
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: Photoshop skills. But then she wrote this long thing about breastfeeding.
- 1:14:23Speaker 5: We need it, Heather.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: That people thought were pretty insane. And there is this
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: woman on TikTok that will read her post in an Alabama, Louisiana,
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: whatever the hell it is, accent that makes it sound
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: less crazy than if a normal person that's not from
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: those places just read it. So when normal people were
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: reading it– not normal, but people that are not Southern
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: were reading it.
- 1:14:48Speaker 5: Or normal.
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: Or normal. And or. You're like, what is she talking about?
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: She talks about– basically, I'm going to summarize because it's
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: so long. She said she breastfed her babies all the time. Breastfed, breastfed.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: She used to have 12 bottles of breast milk lined up,
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: which seems a little excessive. She was in Maui and
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: a lady with a two-month-old baby let her hold her baby.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: And even though they weren't talking or anything– her boobs
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: started to exert milk. There's no fucking way that happened.
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: Your kids are like 14 and 15. Okay. Um, then
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: she talks about how, you know, boobs are just boobs
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: and this and that. Then she immediately goes to when
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: her dad took over the conservatorship, he said, I'm Britney
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: Spears now, and you got to do what I say.
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: And then she goes into that. Um, And then in
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: the end, she just uses some foul language, a lot
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: of F words and stuff. But when this girl does
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: it in the voice, it just sounds like someone that
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: you could see on the side of the road talking
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: to you, pointing with a baby on their hip, and
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: then it makes sense. But then when you think it's
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: like Britney Spears writing it out on an Instagram, you're like,
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: it's weird.
- 1:15:58Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:15:58Speaker 5: I see a game of chess, as in chest. Like,
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: what's that?
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: So she's writing so much that it's all of a
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: sudden she's making analogies that don't make sense. She's like,
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: and when do you... You know, the only time when
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: you communicate and you don't use words is in a
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: game of chess. Or chest, meaning I brought it back
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: to boobies. And I'm going to bring it back to
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: the chess plate. Still, did Meredith use a chess plate?
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: But no, it's like.
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense.
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: I just, can I?
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: Yes, please do.
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: These are actual lyrics from a song right here.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: That part is, yeah.
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: Yes, from that wonderful song by, I believe it's Meredith Brooks,
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: called Bitch.
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, halfway through the rant about breastfeeding, she does say,
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: she does say, you know, um, So don't forget, I'm
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: a bitch.
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: I'm a lover.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: I'm a child. I'm a mother. I'm a sinner. I'm
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: a saint. I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell.
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: I'm your dream. I'm nothing in between.
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: I know you wouldn't want it any other way.
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: God, she really did all the lyrics.
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: What's your name?
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: Where are you going? Where are you from? Oh, fuck
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: you too. Okay.
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: I mean, wow.
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: Who wants to play? Yeah.
- 1:17:04Speaker 5: If we go back to the picture of her boobs
- 1:17:06Speaker 5: for a sec.
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: If we take it around full circle, which we should,
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: to the chest plate, the breast plate.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:17:14Speaker 5: Britney Spears is, you know, Meredith Marks is a beautiful woman,
- 1:17:18Speaker 5: but I'm going to say she's 20 years Britney Spears senior.
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: Would you guys say, or would you say 50?
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Meredith is 50 and Britney is 40. Oh, okay.
- 1:17:26Speaker 5: I didn't know Britney was 40 yet.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: Or almost 40. Okay.
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: Okay. Well, she's 10 years older then. I think that we're,
- 1:17:34Speaker 5: I think we're giving, I think Meredith's more like maybe
- 1:17:36Speaker 5: 12 years older, but even if she's just 10. Why
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: is her chest so smooth, so waxen, so tight?
- 1:17:47Speaker 4: So far apart. Tight.
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: This is more of a normal. This is a normal.
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: These are good, you know, boobs.
- 1:17:52Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is a normal person's skin of that age.
- 1:17:56Speaker 5: They're boobs of that age. Meredith Marks has three kids.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: But do you remember when there was a lot of controversy,
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: did Brittany get a boob job? Of course. And everyone
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: talked about it. I remember my sister went to go
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: see that movie she was in, and she was like
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: 100% she got a boob job. Crossroads. She got a
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: boob job. And I was talking about that's so bad
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: if she's got a boob job because she's supposed to
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: be a virgin. What does she need boobs for? She's
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: supposed to not be sleeping with Justin Timberlake. You know,
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: so I don't know. I just remember that part. But like, yeah. So,
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: I mean, she's got a boob job.
- 1:18:25Speaker 4: You see how there's boobs here, boobs here, and boobs here.
- 1:18:28Speaker 4: Sometimes that's like what my head looks like inside.
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: When you showed all of the photos, Julie's like, what's
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: that one? What's that photo? She's only pointing.
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: At the boobs. Sometimes it's that and maybe a turkey sandwich.
- 1:18:42Speaker 4: I like it. You know what I mean?
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: I went over her Instagram again. It's been a minute.
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: I'm getting a little... exhausted by it. Britney fatigue. It's
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: losing my interest a little. She was dancing around in
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: her brown pumps, and she wrote, you know, a lot
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: of people don't think I'm that good of a dancer, but,
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: you know, it makes me happy. Stop making fun of me.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, God, thanks for ruining my fun, Britney.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: And then... But, you know, she always is wearing the
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: same outfit. It's always that yellow off-the-shoulder crop and the
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: jeans and all the photos. And we were, like, thinking,
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: Annie and I were like, now, who buys these dresses?
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: Where does she go? I'm just imagining, you know, like,
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: a little sad square, like, out in Agora or something
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: where you get, like, a frozen yogurt. Maybe there's a
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: Trader Joe's or something. And there's just, like, a little
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: store that you're like, how does this place pay its rent?
- 1:19:34Speaker 5: It's called, like, Clothes Time or, like, Clothes Moment or something.
- 1:19:38Speaker 5: And she.
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: And she's just getting like just a ton of things
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: and then goes home and tries them all on. And
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: I just– I don't know how many people she has
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: working for her anymore because she's not on the– but
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: I imagine it's a hoarding situation.
- 1:19:53Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's all like throwaway fashion that costs like
- 1:19:56Speaker 5: $ 15 a top.
- 1:19:57Speaker 4: Like Fashion Nova.
- 1:19:58Speaker 5: Yeah, she just loves it.
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:19:59Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:20:00Speaker 5: I mean, she makes me, I definitely like that she's
- 1:20:03Speaker 5: doing it unfiltered. That's the thing, good thing about her
- 1:20:07Speaker 5: is that she's got a Victorian hairdo.
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:20:11Speaker 5: I mean, why is the hair... Doing a Victorian.
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: She always looks like a Victorian ghost who lives in, like,
- 1:20:17Speaker 4: a little girl who's in some home. You know what
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: I mean? Who's, like, floating around with a... I don't
- 1:20:22Speaker 4: know why she's, like, in a high collar. Is she
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: in a high collar sometimes? Or with lace?
- 1:20:26Speaker 5: Lots of floral.
- 1:20:27Speaker 4: It's weird. It's a weird... Like, she's like, I used
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: to live here.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: Like a.
- 1:20:32Speaker 4: I don't know what... She just... Yeah, like, she's haunting
- 1:20:35Speaker 4: your big Victorian home. That's what she looks like.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: To me.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: Oh, there's also a TikTok... of a theory of, do
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: you remember when she almost bought the house that Brittany
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: Murphy bought who she died in?
- 1:20:54Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: So now there's a little theory of like, did her
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: family know that there, that house was toxic, which doesn't
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: make real estate sense because if the family knew then,
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: you know, but anyway, like, were they trying to get
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: in her into this toxic house? That had like toxic
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: mold or whatever the case was. I know someone's going
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: to write me and know everything about the Brittany Murphy
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: toxic mold Beverly Hills house that Brittany either lived in
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: and left.
- 1:21:22Speaker 5: That she lived in it.
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: So she did live in it. Okay.
- 1:21:26Speaker 5: So I guess that the theory would be.
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: So Brittany Spears murdered Brittany Murphy.
- 1:21:29Speaker 7: No.
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: I think the theory would be she lived in the house.
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: The family had sex. mold put in the walls or
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: whatever and then she left and they couldn't keep her
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: there she found someplace else and then britney went in
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: and britney britney murphy not britney spears went in and
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: died none of that theory makes sense for all the
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: legal reasons of like if they really wanted her there
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: then they're the conservators they would have said you can't
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: move and you can't like put Toxic mold in a house.
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: It just grows.
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: Maybe it's all chest plates filled with chocolate. Toxic mold
- 1:22:08Speaker 5: in the walls.
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:22:10Speaker 4: Just tap, tap.
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: It's just QAnon. It's not real.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: Did you hear that Grimes, the DJ, revealed that she
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: and Elon Musk have expanded their family almost two years
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: after welcoming their son? So she was doing an interview.
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: They heard the baby cry. And she was like, oh, actually,
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: we had another baby. Then, like, the next day, she's like,
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: and now we've broken up. Like, the article came up,
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: and then they broke up, and now she's dating a girl.
- 1:22:37Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: She said, Grimes' forced reveal in her Vanity Fair cover
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: story published Thursday that she and the Tesla mogul secretly
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: welcomed a baby girl. They broke up, but now she– wait,
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: where's the dating part? Wait, can you see? She was
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: dating some girl.
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: She's dating Chelsea Manning.
- 1:22:56Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: Oh, that's it. She's dating Chelsea Manning, who is a
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: transgender girl. What was the thing that Chelsea did that
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: was so.
- 1:23:06Speaker 5: Well, prior to becoming a trans woman, she was in
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: the military, and she was the whistleblower in the Snowden,
- 1:23:13Speaker 5: all of that Edward Snowden stuff.
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: That's another thing I completely don't understand. If I had
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: to explain that for... $ 100, 000. I absolutely could not.
- 1:23:23Speaker 4: It's confusing.
- 1:23:24Speaker 5: Well, what's upsetting is that hackers aren't hotter because I
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: feel like they should all be hot because like, but
- 1:23:30Speaker 5: none of them ever are.
- 1:23:31Speaker 4: Julian Assange.
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: Julian Assange I feel like should be like so sexy
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: because he does. But, you know, Chelsea Manning went to
- 1:23:40Speaker 5: jail as a man, a prison.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: And then transitioned in prison and then moved to a
- 1:23:46Speaker 5: women's prison and then Obama ultimately pardoned her. as he
- 1:23:51Speaker 5: should have, because these whistleblowers, because, you know, they were illegally,
- 1:23:56Speaker 5: you know, if you've ever, you should watch the Snowden movie,
- 1:23:59Speaker 5: although it'd be disturbing. They can just see us through
- 1:24:01Speaker 5: any of our computer screens, and the CIA was illegally
- 1:24:05Speaker 5: spying on people. And Snowden knew, because he was in
- 1:24:10Speaker 5: the CIA. So somehow Chelsea Manning... She.
- 1:24:13Speaker 4: Stole a bunch of documents, too. She got the documents.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: Well, anyway, now they're dating.
- 1:24:18Speaker 4: Elon Musk just tweeted this.
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: What?
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: I support the current thing.
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: And all these articles, like literally a minute ago. Hilarious.
- 1:24:26Speaker 4: What does that mean? Well, because he had made a
- 1:24:28Speaker 4: tweet about, and I use quote unquote transphobic tweet.
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: Oh.
- 1:24:34Speaker 4: A meme or whatever, just because she was dating, whatever. So,
- 1:24:37Speaker 4: you know, but people are.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: So saying I support the current thing with that little–
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: it means I support.
- 1:24:45Speaker 5: Her current thing, I think.
- 1:24:46Speaker 4: Yeah, her current thing.
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: Her current thing. Her current thing.
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:24:50Speaker 5: They kind of like an open– they're giving you a
- 1:24:52Speaker 5: Meredith Marks and Seth.
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: They've kind of got an open thing. They're back and forth.
- 1:24:56Speaker 5: They're best friends. They want to have two more kids.
- 1:24:59Speaker 4: He already has 70,000 kids, right?
- 1:25:00Speaker 5: The important thing, yep, he has a bunch of grown-up kids.
- 1:25:04Speaker 5: Their son's name is like Aeon Flux or whatever the
- 1:25:06Speaker 5: hell the son's name is.
- 1:25:07Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:25:07Speaker 5: They call him X. The daughter's name is Exa, but
- 1:25:11Speaker 5: they call her Y.
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: But is she like having these kids herself, carrying them
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: and stuff?
- 1:25:16Speaker 5: I think she had the boy.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: And where is she doing her DJ stuff?
- 1:25:20Speaker 5: Well, she's an actual– she's a singer and she has–
- 1:25:25Speaker 5: I like a few of her songs. I mean, she's insufferable,
- 1:25:28Speaker 5: but we still like her because we watched that stupid
- 1:25:30Speaker 5: show with the fucking... The voice? Where they were in.
- 1:25:34Speaker 4: Secret voice, not Massinger, the other one. Like virtual reality
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: singing voice.
- 1:25:38Speaker 5: You know, Avatars. They're in Avatars. It's a pretty good show.
- 1:25:42Speaker 4: We watched the whole thing.
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: What show are you talking?
- 1:25:45Speaker 5: It's like The Voice, but they come out as cartoons
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: or avatars. And it's this crazy technology. And she was
- 1:25:51Speaker 5: really into it. She started a band where... They vote
- 1:25:54Speaker 5: members out. There's like 10 members and they vote them out.
- 1:25:57Speaker 5: And basically they all just write music, which comes from
- 1:26:01Speaker 5: the psychic pain of being in the public eye. And
- 1:26:04Speaker 5: that is a quote. The psychic pain.
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: What show is this?
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: No, that's Grimes' band. It's a rotating band where they
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: vote members out.
- 1:26:13Speaker 4: Alter Ego. Alter Ego is the name of the show.
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: How do you feel about Tom Brady unretiring from football
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: with plans to return to Tampa? My place is still
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: on the field.
- 1:26:22Speaker 5: The thirst.
- 1:26:24Speaker 4: The thirst.
- 1:26:25Speaker 5: The thirst, the lurk, and the gall. Tom Brady's bugging.
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: I mean, he is good. Supposedly, LeBron and Tom Brady
- 1:26:33Speaker 5: are older, and they're the goats of their respective sports.
- 1:26:39Speaker 5: We liked the Super Bowl where Tom Brady's 100 and
- 1:26:43Speaker 5: he won, and it was like, great, old people can
- 1:26:45Speaker 5: do it too.
- 1:26:45Speaker 7: Woo!
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: The oldies won on Amazing Race. We're here for all
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: of that. So I'm happy he didn't need to retire.
- 1:26:51Speaker 5: It's like he can't handle losing. Probably they let him
- 1:26:54Speaker 5: know that they're going to blow up the footballs or something.
- 1:26:57Speaker 5: They've got some hack that he can do. Or they
- 1:26:59Speaker 5: got another, you know, they replaced Gronkowski, so now he
- 1:27:03Speaker 5: knows he can win. And supposedly LeBron, you know, slid
- 1:27:06Speaker 5: in the DMs and was like, don't do this to me, bro.
- 1:27:08Speaker 5: Let's stay here. Let's go geriatric on it. And he's like, okay.
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: I love a false retirement.
- 1:27:14Speaker 5: You like that?
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: Yes. Cher has done it so many times. Maybe you
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: should do it. I've done it a few times.
- 1:27:19Speaker 4: A farewell tour?
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: How do you do it? Basically, every time I do
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: a show, I'm like, I want you guys to know
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: I'm never, ever coming back to the city or doing
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: this show again. So if you don't buy your tickets
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: this time, you know, it's going to be horrible.
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: Maybe you should do an Instagram one where it's just like.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: Well, I've done the Instagram one. I took a break.
- 1:27:39Speaker 4: Oh, right.
- 1:27:40Speaker 5: Which we believed, by the way.
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: That was super traumatic. And then, yeah. We believed it.
- 1:27:43Speaker 5: And then we were like, and I was like, Heather
- 1:27:45Speaker 5: is doing Masked Singer. How dare she not tell us?
- 1:27:48Speaker 5: I'm like, I was like legitimately hurt.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: That would make more sense. If I really was like,
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: I'm taking a break for two weeks, I'm okay and
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: nothing's wrong with me, then that is that I got
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: booked on some reality show. Because otherwise, like, I want
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: the sympathy. If I'm sick or someone died, I want
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: people to know and to send me flowers. Yeah.
- 1:28:07Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not taking a break at that point. You're
- 1:28:08Speaker 5: hitting it harder.
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:10Speaker 5: You're showing up more to the social media.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:28:13Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: Girls. Oh, worst roommate ever. This is on Netflix. And
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: it just brings back just like horrific memories of having awful,
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: awful roommates. And I always think the weirdest thing about
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: roommates like in my 20s and stuff. Why did you have.
- 1:28:31Speaker 5: Did you have roommates you didn't know? Are you talking
- 1:28:36Speaker 5: about in the college dorm? Or were these friends and
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: then they turned psycho?
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: I feel like back in the day when I'd go
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: to parties in my 20s, someone would throw a party.
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: And then there would be like some lurker that just
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: like walks from a door into the kitchen and someone's like,
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: who's that? And it's like, oh, that's my roommate. He
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: wasn't invited. Like, I think that is so weird when
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: someone is like not friends and, or you, you started
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: out being friends and now you're not. And, um, but this,
- 1:29:05Speaker 2: this show on Netflix is like, you know, they're like
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: criminals or murderers or try to drive them crazy. But
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: Do you guys have a quick worst roommate story to
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: end on that you can think of? And if you can't,
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: it's okay. I'll just cut this out.
- 1:29:19Speaker 4: I have one. I have my first roommate in college,
- 1:29:21Speaker 4: freshman year. First roommate ever. Two quick things. One, she
- 1:29:26Speaker 4: constantly fucked her boyfriend in the room.
- 1:29:29Speaker 6: Sorry.
- 1:29:30Speaker 4: And would walk around topless, titties out, and then fuck
- 1:29:33Speaker 4: the boyfriend.
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: Well, that's fun.
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: It was horrifying. Right.
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: So wait, the boyfriend would be in the bed, in
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: the dorm, across from you while you slept, right?
- 1:29:41Speaker 4: Hump hump, sex sex.
- 1:29:44Speaker 5: That's a kink. That's a kink.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: Nightmare. That happens a lot because there's no place to go.
- 1:29:48Speaker 4: Nightmare.
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:29:51Speaker 4: Nightmare.
- 1:29:52Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:29:53Speaker 4: Nightmare. So then the other thing about her was that
- 1:29:57Speaker 4: she had never met a Jewish person before and told
- 1:30:00Speaker 4: me that she always thought that the game Sorry was
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: made by Jews.
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:30:05Speaker 4: Probably because of the guilt.
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: Oh, oh.
- 1:30:07Speaker 4: Because of the guilt.
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: That was her joke?
- 1:30:09Speaker 4: That was the big, yeah, that was hilarious.
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: Oh, that was a joke. I thought she really, like,
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: was thought that that was.
- 1:30:13Speaker 4: Oh, I think she did. I think she did.
- 1:30:14Speaker 5: She's in comedy now. She's a stand-up.
- 1:30:16Speaker 4: I think she did. I think she did. That was
- 1:30:19Speaker 4: a bizarre, bizarre, yeah.
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:30:23Speaker 5: It goes into worst roommate ever.
- 1:30:26Speaker 4: Walking into people having sex and thinking Jews are weird.
- 1:30:29Speaker 5: Did you ever sleep? Did you walk in and they
- 1:30:32Speaker 5: were having sex? Or were you trying to go to
- 1:30:34Speaker 5: sleep and then they're having sex and you're like.
- 1:30:36Speaker 4: Yeah. We're all together now and now you're having sex.
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:30:42Speaker 5: That's pretty porny.
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: Pretty porny.
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: And I just keep chasing it. Is this show like.
- 1:30:52Speaker 5: The like the early aughts like ghost story where they
- 1:30:56Speaker 5: go and they tell it and then there's there's reenactors
- 1:30:59Speaker 5: yes there's.
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: Reenacting I'm watching it I'm gonna.
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: Watch it there's reenacting but with cartoons And that's kind
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: of funny. It's kind of funny. Some are really awful.
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: Like some are murderous and stuff like that. And then
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: some are less like more intriguing. So like I went
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: through and read the descriptions and I watched the ones
- 1:31:18Speaker 2: that like intrigued me, which are not the murder ones,
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: which are more like you got a fucking nightmare.
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:31:23Speaker 2: It's like trying to ruin your life.
- 1:31:25Speaker 5: Like there's one where a lady like takes elderly people
- 1:31:28Speaker 5: in and then takes their.
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: All that's all too dark.
- 1:31:31Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:31:32Speaker 5: What's an intriguing one?
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: The best one is– all these are based on real stories.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: But there was this guy and he was called the
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: Serial Squatter. And he would like– there were like different
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: women that they interview. And basically, you know, someone would
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: be looking for a roommate like to rent out the
- 1:31:54Speaker 2: other room. And then he would get in there and
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: never pay and then like take over– like all of
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: a sudden take like their furniture and put it in
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: his room and just be a nightmare and just be
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: a nightmare and never, ever pay. And then he refused
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: to get out because he'd be like, I live here
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: just as much as you do. And he knew the
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: law well enough that he could screw with you. So
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: as long as you get mail– like seriously, listen to me, people.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: You might have some friend that's like, hey, could you
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: mind if I stay at your place for a little bit?
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: If they start getting mail sent to your place, it'll
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: take four months for you to get them to leave.
- 1:32:34Speaker 2: It doesn't even matter if you own the property.
- 1:32:36Speaker 5: It's a nightmare. You can't let people stay over 30
- 1:32:39Speaker 5: days if you Airbnb because it's like squatters rights.
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: Right. It's exactly. Yeah. It's very scary. So they kind
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: of get into that and that's the good one. The
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: Serial Squatter one is good.
- 1:32:51Speaker 4: If we three ever get into a situation where we're four,
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: where we four ever get into a situation where a
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: roommate moves in and does that to any of us,
- 1:32:59Speaker 4: I just had an idea of how to deal with it.
- 1:33:01Speaker 2: How?
- 1:33:01Speaker 4: We get a padlock and lock them in that room.
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: And never let them out until they die.
- 1:33:10Speaker 5: That's actually good though. They won't get out.
- 1:33:12Speaker 4: They can't get out. We lock them in the room
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: and then you go, let's negotiate. You want to take
- 1:33:17Speaker 4: my furniture? Let's go.
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: What they did to make this guy leave this girl's
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: place is they, she had a big party and cause
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: he hated like loud noises. And then she had a
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: big party and they're drinking and smoking pot. And then
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: he's like, it gets all angry and he leaves. And
- 1:33:30Speaker 2: then they took off his doorknob while he was gone.
- 1:33:33Speaker 2: So they couldn't lock the door.
- 1:33:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:33:35Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:33:37Speaker 7: To get me to get into my.
- 1:33:37Speaker 2: Room oh my god he had a horrible roommate.
- 1:33:42Speaker 5: Situation yeah i mean i was probably the bad roommate
- 1:33:46Speaker 5: and just like a bitch and entitled and whatever but
- 1:33:49Speaker 5: i lived with this guy and he well i mean
- 1:33:51Speaker 5: not he were roommates and he just had to sneak
- 1:33:54Speaker 5: away in the middle of the So I was like,
- 1:34:01Speaker 5: I was fine that he was gone.
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: He's just a platonic roommate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
- 1:34:04Speaker 5: But he was probably so scared of me that he
- 1:34:06Speaker 5: had to, that wasn't even the first time that that happened,
- 1:34:08Speaker 5: but he snuck away with all his furniture in the
- 1:34:10Speaker 5: middle of the night and I was like, oh, cool.
- 1:34:12Speaker 5: So I, but then I, he had my TV. So
- 1:34:14Speaker 5: I left on my message like, hey, it's Brandy. I
- 1:34:17Speaker 5: can't get to my phone right now. And you have
- 1:34:18Speaker 5: my fucking TV. So bring it back to him. And
- 1:34:22Speaker 5: then he, then I, on the message, it was like
- 1:34:24Speaker 5: dying laughing, even though he was like, We hated each
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: other at that point. And he was scared. He thought
- 1:34:28Speaker 5: that was funny because I was like, you need to
- 1:34:29Speaker 5: bring my TV back.
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: So did he bring it back?
- 1:34:32Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: With a chuckle? Like he laughed and brought it back?
- 1:34:34Speaker 5: He was laughing at the message because I was like,
- 1:34:36Speaker 5: everyone's going to hear that. But I didn't care because
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, give me the... I mean, he
- 1:34:39Speaker 5: took the silverware. It was like when somebody sneaks out,
- 1:34:42Speaker 5: it's like you're there like high and dry. Like it
- 1:34:44Speaker 5: was like there was no silverware.
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:34:46Speaker 5: There was a lot of stuff was gone, but I
- 1:34:47Speaker 5: was like, I need the TV. I can last without
- 1:34:49Speaker 5: the silverware.
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: Girls... Love you.
- 1:34:52Speaker 4: Love you.
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- 1:34:58Speaker 2: What else? That's it.
- 1:35:00Speaker 5: That's it. That's it, you guys.
- 1:35:05Speaker 4: Thank you.
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